The Daily Zeitgeist - A.I.-Trenderated Sandwiches 1/25: AI State Sandwiches, Trump vs. Nikki Haley, Civil War, Road House, Kevin Spacey

Episode Date: January 25, 2024

In this edition of A.I.-Trenderated Sandwiches, Jack and Miles discuss an article about AI-generated state-themed sandwiches (possibly written by A.I.), Trump being mad at Nikki Haley for not dropping out of the race, extremist calling for Civil War over the Texas "razor wire" border ruling, the trailer for the new "Roadhouse" movie, Kevin Spacey being scheduled to appear at Mad Monster Party, and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Together, we'll be diving even deeper into the unbelievable stories behind 7M Films and Shekinah Church. Listen to Forgive Me for I Have Followed on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello, the internet, and welcome to this episode of AI Trend-Rated Sandwiches. I am Jack, that is Miles. Yes. And just when I, like, mere days after we had the episode where we're like, AI sucks. They're never going to do something I like. We have possibly the most compelling AI content that I've seen, Miles. I'm not saying it's good.

No. I think it also says, at this point in the day, we're fucking starving. That's the other part, too. I'm so fucking hungry out of my fucking mind right now that, like, this, apparently this guy at Yahoo, this person at Yahoo, it's unnamed. Is there a person attributed

to this article, or is this article even AI? It's fucking crazy. Article official intelligence. It says, I asked AI to make a sandwich for each U.S. states state and 50 of them should be tossed straight into the garbage i disagree that could also be because i'm hungry and it could also be because i think the bar is so low for generative ai in my mind i thought that was

you editorializing that is with the oh this is from buzzfeed okay yeah um yeah they like the good the hit look great you know like we take it off with alabama and it's like a fried chicken sandwich with just like pickles and coleslaw all over the white gravy yeah or maybe that's the mayo from the slaw yeah but the misses are also interesting like alaska alaska right off the bat raw salmon with like blueberries and like purple kale or something yeah like just nasty purple kale that looks like they pulled it out of a ditch or something it's just marinating and fucking antifreeze arizona just looks like a deep fried chimichanga kind of thing. Yeah, whatever. Fine. Fine.

Chicken stuffed chicken, I believe, is what they are calling it. Yeah. Delaware. It's interesting. Delaware has the Bobby, which is from what's that fucking place called? Oh, shit. The Bobby Australia. No, no, not Bobby. Yeah. You're talking about the babby in uh capriates that

place that has a sandwich called the bobby that's basically turkey and stuffing and stuff i think they're a delaware based chain but then the delaware sandwich is basically this like thanksgiving sandwich connecticut is interesting so it's, it looks like it's like fried, uh, calamari on a, on a potato roll. But in fact, it is just crispy batter and sauce in a roll.

Just like, just give me the batter. Fried batter. Yeah. Some of them seem like they're trying to insult the state that they were generated for. I think the one, I think the most disrespectful one might be Idaho.

Yeah. Idaho potato slice it like thin sliced, like raw potato on a roll with nothing on it, which is bread with a large potato is what it's called. Um, looks like shit. Uh, Indiana appropriately,

just corn chowder sandwich. so again, like a lot of these just feel like you know the good is the good stuff is like fun and you know the image the image work is good the bad stuff is fun because it is like clearly created by something without a human mouth yeah that has never tried to attack a sandwich, you know, and doesn't. Yeah. They like know conceptually what a sandwich is. Yeah.

They know New York's a bacon, egg and cheese. So they, they, they made a nice bacon, egg and cheese, but then Texas is just like a brisket sandwich on top of another brisket sandwich. I think kind of lean into like,

I don't know. Everything's just gigantic in Texas kind of aesthetic. And then Vermont for some shit. Vermont is just a sandwich just drenched in maple syrup like disrespectfully but anyway yeah hey uh i'm hungry i think that's the other thing is too i just think i'm immediately like oh these are so fucking good but it's just because like there's nothing really novel about it like what about a chicken sandwich i'm like yeah yeah yeah what about a bacon egg and cheese please please yeah i'm so hungry yeah give me anything nebraska looks like it's got a runza new hampshire uh says bread piled and jelly poured over um am i are we missing something with new hampshire i don't know maybe it looks

like a murder has occurred uh on the. Like it would be impossible to eat, but North Carolina is a, just a shredded brisket barbecue sandwich, but they've poured the barbecue sauce on top of the sandwich as well. It's like inside of it. Um, it's not how that works. That's not how sandwiches work,

my man, Oklahoma, someone jacked off all over this fried chicken, fried chicken and gravy. Nevermind. Oklahoma, someone jacked off all over this fried chicken. Oh, no. Fried chicken and gravy. Never mind. Anyways, Trump is in the news. Have you seen this guy?

Yeah. Have you heard about him? I know him. I give him money every quarter. Yeah, your big donor campaign. Well, I mean, his emails, he's like, you're not a loser, are you? I'm like, no. What. And you're a patriot, aren't you? Yeah.

Give me 20 bucks. Okay. He's being led around by the nose. Yeah. He's warning Haley donors that if they give another cent to her, they will be basically excommunicado from his...

His MAGA treehouse of horrors. How long into his next term until he starts appropriating some of the kind of more flamboyant drip of the papal state? Ooh. Oh, like he's like... And also the president cannot wear a suit anymore. He must wear these ceremonial silk robes.

Yeah. I feel like he is like his whole design aesthetic is very papal you know like he just wants everything to be gold embossed yeah um yeah i would love to see him in a popat i'd love to put you in a popat brother oh man uh donald can i call you that man but i just see you in a popat just ponty flexing on all these people just stunting on them we can see it right now uh but it's interesting because like despite his like status as presumptive nominee he's definitely getting sweaty over hayley not dropping out like i think it's just merely the

fact that it's not a rap for him right now it's probably the thing i know a lot of people want to read into it be like oh he's scared but i mean i think he's also just a misogynist too and doesn't like this and he doesn't know how to not be in a conflict with someone so like this is the only mode like if it was if she had dropped out he'd be i guess on to biden maybe i don't know but yeah but it is interesting a lot of people point out that like she's actually the best foil for Trump because anybody in the Democratic side of things saying like, oh yeah, Trump is a friggin' loon. It's like, yeah, we've heard that all the time. Trump's on a real normal one today. today yeah not if Nikki Haley being like this guy is cooked cabbage and on his upstairs part of his head and we need to figure it out he's too old and he's nasty and it was like did you hear because I

think I forget who is writing about it but a lot of this stuff you know we'll talk about on the show gets clipped out on social media sure it gets circulated on people who are not like on the center right or whatever or maybe shows up like in a quick hit on like chris hayes's show but when nikki haley was like yo did you see this dude confuse me with nancy pelosi then everyone is sort of talking about it in a different way um so i don't know i don't know what that means i don't think i don't think nikki haley is probably going to do much but i will let the sweating continue for donald trump yeah i think the rnc is trying to like shut it down they're

just like hey can we can we stop this this is a bad look please hopefully hopefully she sticks around and keeps keeps doing whatever she's doing you know he's doing the thing that she that he was doing also in 2016 it's just like like, come on, maybe just, you know, you're a tough guy. Just let it all happen, buddy. You're going to you'll be OK. And it'll be you and sweet Uncle Joe in November. Oh, boy. Let's take a quick break.

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and we're back and uh so civil war is trending over this story in texas uh the supreme court just overruled a federal judge and will allow federal agents to remove the razor wire put up by texas at the u.s mexico Mexico border this is razor wire that has made it so that federal agents saw a woman and her two children drowning in the river and could not get to her because these Texas agents had put up

razor wire specifically to make it so that nobody could get through and also make it so that nobody could get through and also, you know, make it so that people abandon all hope ye who enter here, basically. Yeah, and just like, yeah, in a very grim way, be like, you must enter through a port of entry to set your case. Do not cross the river or we will honestly, like, literally turn our backs as you perish uh in the water which is

so fucking dark because now so this this supreme court decision that's like okay y'all like they they're able to take down that wire because again it's the federal government's uh it's in their federal government's purview to protect the borders and not the states but this has kicked off this whole states rights thing uh texas has basically been like well guess what we don't give a fuck about the supreme court they're back to putting razor wire up because they're like well they ruled that federal agents can cut the razor wire not that we can't put it up so we'll just keep putting it up right now and this is like the second this decision was made a lot of people on the right were like oh my god see the supreme court like even like third what this is

what's happening with with states rights matt walsh who we all know is a famous right-wing shitbag who's asked the question constantly what woman is um on his show was basically fanning the flames here and basically saying, quote, so once red states decide not to go along with them, the Supreme Court rulings, if the red states say, OK, I don't care what you think, we're going to do it anyway. What happens then? What happens when federal agents try to destroy border fencing and state troopers stand in their way? Does Biden send in the military at that point? These might not be hypothetical questions for long. The last civil war was unimaginable until it wasn't that was a

lesson this country learned in the middle of the 19th century and if the biden administration is somehow still in office after this next election then just as abruptly we might have to learn it again and basically the reason this is trending again now is that there are governors from a few other red states i think around 14 at this point who are like standing in solidarity with texas that are like yeah like we'll send you resources too like fuck what the supreme court says so you know it's an omni crisis right now in the united states yeah just uh just at every corner and we're and we have this because tex like when you really boil it down it's that texas wants to do the most inhumane shit to people that are seeking asylum or seeking a better life and now we are they want to go rah rah on boogaloo civil war too because they're like it's i guess every civil war is always about one side being

like well we think people aren't human and should die however the fuck we say i like being on the side of the civil war that isn't in favor of people drowning because of razor wire yeah so here we are i mean i don't know i guess a tale as old as this nation um but it's playing out in a weird way and we'll see for how long but yeah that seems to be getting everybody on the right all wrapped up ramped up and people have been like this is it y'all this is the call for patriots it's go time brothers um all right uh did you see the trailer for the new roadhouse i did i did and it to the point where i had to re-watch the trailer for the 1989 original of patrick swayze to be like well what the fuck is this movie about because the fucking new trailer

is wild as fuck yeah it's so it's Jake Gyllenhaal as former MMA fighter. Hell yeah. What's his name? Oh, it's good. They gave him like a real Colton, I think. I forget. Or Dalton. Dalton.

Bangs or some shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which I guess Dalton was, I think that was the name of Patrick Swayze in the first one. Dalton was, I think that was the name of Patrick Swayze in the first one. Yeah. So the first one is like Patrick Swayze, all five foot three of his dancing ass rolls into this like, you know, highway bar and just starts beating the shit out of everybody. Like he's just so tough. Right. Love a short K.

I'm just saying like that. Well, he's 5'10". 5 10 swayze that's what people that's his reported height reported all right wow can he rest in peace all right my bad i don't know i mean the the trope in that movie is always like wow you're pretty small oh is it yeah in roadhouse they keep talking about how he's he's small for like the work that he does yeah not too small to rip your fucking throat out dude which bites your fucking eyes mother so roadhouse if you're not familiar is the movie in which patrick swayze is such a badass that he literally ripped someone's throat out of their neck like just there's a hole in their neck and

there's something in his hand i think he does like an adam's apple rip but isn't the adam's apple just like part of your throat you're like i never quite understood what he had done like what he had ripped out yeah but anyway it's like ultra violent like fist fighting bar fighting fun right and they're like let's remake it. Be remade by the guy who made Mr. Mrs. Smith and the first born movie, um, Doug Lyman or one,

one of the, yeah, Doug Lyman. And, uh, yeah. So it's got just a Jake Gyllenhaal, not giving a fuck,

uh, shirtless Treadsville. Uh, like as a, like, I think he got real into mma at one point i think he was in a different mma movie at some point looks like a lot of fun a good time at the movies and amazon of course is just going to release it on prime where it might truly might as well not exist i know it's doug lyman is but he had a column like his own guest column in deadline to just be like what the fuck is this because apparently it's an

mgm owned franchise or ip or whatever and then amazon bought mgm and they're like they fucking told us that they were going to put up like a billion dollars for like the theatrical stuff that was at mgm and now just he's like basically what they're doing is they want to chum the subscriber waters with my shirtless rip jake gyllenhaal and connor mcgregor i don't is it about gentrification or some dude trying to build like a resort on top of the roadhouse basically is that how the first one played out too like some rich dude's like i want a roadhouse for my resort a guy who owns the town essentially and then like has a huge militia um that's a really fun movie the first one i'm looking forward to this one um it has connor mcgregor trying to act um in the trailer he's do not need he is uh really

turned up he's doing he's doing that kind do not need. He is really turned up in the trailer. He's doing that kind of acting where there's some scenes where he has to be violent and break shit with a fucking golf club. And it looked like he was even going too hard for acting. Yeah, yeah. Where it's like, yo, bro, don't swing that golf club that fucking hard, man. We're just making a fucking movie here. His facial expressions the whole time, he's just got this like big crazy smile on it's a character choice jack it's called acting my man yeah it's good um yeah doug lyman said uh so amazon said

they were going to release it in theaters and now they turned around and are using roadhouse to sell plumbing fixtures amazon will sell more toasters if it has more subscribers. It will have more subscribers if it doesn't have to compete with movie theaters. A computer could come up with that elegant solution as easily as it could solve global warming by killing all humans. All right, Doug. Hell yeah, whatever, man. Let's pump the brakes, bro.

Humanity's on the line with this one yes uh but i don't know that this does seem like a movie that should have come out in theaters fuck amazon um truly i think yeah like you said the first one had a guy getting his fucking throat ripped out yeah you want to do that you want to do that in a theater you don't want to see a guy get their throat ripped out in a bar fight like at home in your comfy blanket pajamas or whatever i wear to be comfortable allegedly you know what i mean you want to be in a theater goddamn plumbing fixtures i might miss it you know jack i'm upside down on these fucking these pvc pipes i got for my sink I don't even need. Plus, I got nine toasters, man. You always want to buy 30x the amount of PVC pipes that you need for any job, just in case.

You got to keep yourself in PVC. You got to stay flush with PVC. 100%. I mean, I got a rigid snake auger for my toilet. Do you have an auger? Is it like a toilet auger, you know, for my toilet. Yeah, of course. Do you have an auger? Is it like a toilet auger? Is that the snake? The snake, yeah, that has the little fucking crank at the top.

Yeah, yeah, I got that. You got to have one. Everyone needs one if you're doing healthies. But what to do with it when it's not snaking down and clearing poop? I know, dude. It's so weird when I see a loose plunger. Yeah. Like someone like...

Because I grew up, it went in like a garbage bag yeah you know what i mean and you like put it somewhere in part of like the the back corner of the yard and you're just like we don't go there anymore yeah yeah that's where the that's where the plunger stay at but then like now just the air around there yeah i mean obviously you clean it off and shit like that, but there, there's something about seeing like toilet tools in a bathroom that I'm like, no, let's let that be our shame that we put somewhere else.

And finally, uh, it was just announced that Kevin Spacey will make an appearance at the horror themed fan convention, mad monster party next month. What? The mad monster party in concord north carolina oh you're keeping that tabs on this one oh you're just waiting for them to announce

who they'd have i was i'm on a knife sedge i was like will they or won't they will they cave to the woke mob and not have uh kevin spacey in attendance yeah he'll be signing autographs and taking photos with people for 225 dollars a pop uh and there are like themed days where like first day will be seven themed like i don't know if he's gonna like dress up in like the prison suit from seven or what uh then usual suspects which doesn't really read as like a horror monster to me no um it's more action movie um and then house of cards which again like seems like it's stretchy it really feels like they're like what's scarier than actual sexual predator kevin spacey well we've got something else real human monster yeah like old boy from the dukes of hazards du. Yeah. The convention will also feature John Schneider, the Dukes of Hazards star who recently claimed that President Joseph Biden should be publicly hung.

Great crew. Great crew. Great crew of people. curious like it's such a weird it's like kevin spacey isn't in sort of these like seminal roles that would attract the kind of like misogyny brained people who could look past like all the allegations and shit that he's been involved in you know what i mean like yeah like us are seven fans being like we stand with you man like fuck the woke mind virus like it's not like he was rambo or some shit right you know what i mean they're like yeah i mean we fuck with k-packs man yeah k-packs hey k-packs in the billy i feel like we could fund the green new deal if the government would just allow famous serial killers to go on tour as like murder con and like sign autographs and like sell their like murder artwork right like i feel like that would sell that would sell out like people that's the that's the country we live that's what's so yeah oj was at a convention in

2005 like yeah a horror one but even he was like this feels like kind of a weird look and i'm even oj saying this out loud hello twitter world um yeah he went to a horror convention um okay you know what i honestly your point about just wheeling out death row serial killers yeah that's how fucking i mean that's what's that's just so disconcerting for me is like i can actually see that shit going off oh it would be huge like scott peterson people like i think that's the in a california innocence project is now looking into scott peterson oh yeah interesting i don't know what's going on with that. There's apparently new information. They've been cured of the woke mind virus, the California Innocence Project.

Exactly. But they haven't been cured of his devastating good looks. No. And his fans. The quote from Mad Monster Party organizers. Mad Monster Party in Concord, North Carolina? Yes. The very same, Miles.

Kevin Spacey is one of the most sought-after actors in the celebrity appearance space. We couldn't be more excited to be the first to bring him to a show. What a way to create a superlative for somebody who's been canceled. One of the most sought-after actors in the celebrity appearance space. And is that true? I feel like that would be untrue no i mean who let's think who would who's doing autographs that everybody would i mean it would be someone

who's like legitimately on top of the pile right now like taylor swift yeah taylor swift is one of the is the celebrity is probably the most sought after i guess not actor but maybe that's why they have to be differentiate not the most sought after, I guess not actor, but maybe that's why they have to differentiate. Not the most sought after person the celebrity appears to be. I'm being careful with my language. I said sought after actor. Thank you. Anyways, shout out to whoever's going to the Mad Monster

Party. Get a $225 selfie with Kevin Spacey. John Doe. Damn. Anyway, guys, we are going to be in Concord, North Carolina around the same time, February 16th

through 18th, just out of pure coincidence. Yeah. It has nothing to do with that. You can get a picture with us for $225. Yeah. That way we can pay for our $225 picture with Kevin Spacey. It's a coincidence We are going to be going

On KPAX night though Yeah we're going KPAX night The Spaceman They're allowing us in because we're doing cosplay As zombies with the woke mind virus That's right Alright Well those are some of the things

That are trending in our sick sick country um we are sick back tomorrow with the whole last episode of the show until then be kind to each other be kind to yourselves yeah get the vaccine don't do nothing about white supremacy and we will talk to y all tomorrow. Bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. I'm Keri Champion, and this is Season 4 of Naked Sports. Up first, I explore the making of a rivalry. Kaitlyn Clark versus Angel Reese. Every great player needs a foil.

I know I'll go down in history. People are talking about women's basketball just because of one single game. Clark and Reese have changed the way we consume women's sports. Listen to the making of a rivalry,

Caitlyn Clark versus Angel Reese on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Presented by Capital One, founding partner

of iHeart Women's Sports. I'm Jess Casavetto, executive producer of the hit Netflix documentary series Dancing for the Devil, the 7M TikTok cult. And I'm Clea Gray, former member of 7M Films and Shekinah Church. And we're the host of the new podcast, Forgive Me for I Have Followed. Together, we'll be diving even deeper into the unbelievable stories behind 7M Films and Shekinah Church. into the unbelievable stories behind 7M Films and Shekinah Church. Listen to Forgive Me For I Have Followed on the iHeartRadio app,

Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, I'm Gianna Pradenti. And I'm Jemay Jackson-Gadsden. We're the hosts of Let's Talk Offline from LinkedIn News and iHeart Podcasts. There's a lot to figure out when you're just starting your career. That's where we come in. Think of us as your work besties you can turn to for advice. And if we don't know the answer, we bring in people who do,

like negotiation expert Maury Tahiripour. If you start thinking about negotiations as just a conversation, then I think it sort of eases us a little bit. Listen to Let's Talk Offline on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.