The Daily Zeitgeist - Anything New Going On?

Episode Date: May 28, 2026

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match week 37 and 38 in the Barclays Premier League. Anything happen? I, is something happened? Jamil? Oh, are you guys to say, maybe? Did it all work out? Hmm. Hmm.

Our, wait, we've... I think we're one. Are we one? I think we're one step up and I feel like, we won the league at Anfield. We've won it at the lane. Twice. Two times.

Stanford Bridge, Old Traffa. Can anyone say the same? I don't think anyone can. McKell-all tests us up. Yeah, we're Arsenal throwing through. We'll sing it at your name. And in the clock and too. Fuck yes.

Arsenal are the Premier League champions for the 25, 26 season. Put that in your fucking pipe and smoke it. Put that in your fucking glass and drink it. And do whatever else you need to do with it because God damn it feels good. I'm riding the deep. line and I am going to put it in my pipe and smoking. Please do. It'll be math.

I'm writing the D also. Come on. Life is meaningful now. Okay, so we were like, what are we going to talk about? There's so many things to talk about. It's a neutral podcast. We talk about the holy guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I guess maybe we should start off. There were some matches at 37, because last episode we saw Arsenal defeat Burnley 1-0 at home. Yeah, yeah. It was a quite stressful one. Oh, yeah. That's why you went for lambnation. Oh, yeah.

You got dark. Again, it got dark. But you know what? Sometimes you have to like, it's like playing chicken with destiny. You'd be like, I ain't fucking scared. Just fucking do it or no do it. Cut to Tuesday. Bournemouth v. Man City.

At the vitality. I was on a Zoom with this man. I know. It was so funny. I was texting you guys. Oh, that's right. Because I, that's right. When Crupy scored.

Yeah. I was, we were recording when Crupy scored. I'm trying to be professional. No phone. I'm like what game? I'm a podcaster right now. You got the game up. I fucking convulsed.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right at the right time. Yeah. And Jack was like, what the fuck is going on? I'm like, and I'm like, creepy scored. Croopy scored. So anyway, creepy scores,

then we get into fucking, we don't know what's going to happen. And we have something to do with that because we're, we're big creepy fans here. Big creepy fans. Yeah, we've been big in that guy. We like,

we just, we didn't need the dogoo spell. We just did the, you're good. And we like, you just have that energy. And he repaid it. What a finish, by the way.

What a fucking finish. Amazing finish. That was one where I was watching it. My friend Sasha was in our house. My Hannah was there and my wife. And then my son was about to go for a nap. And then I was just in the kid. Had it on my phone.

You know, it's the same as you phone as your phone. I said, hey. Yeah. And she's like, yeah. And she has my friend Sasha does not. Yeah. But she did come in the house when the, just before Trossiles' goal against West Ham and just left just as the VAR decision. And I was like, you've got to just always come around.

You are just some sort of some beautiful wizard or witch that gives me good luck. Amplifies the crystal. Oh, mate. It's bouncing off. Sasha times crystal. Yeah. So then in the 95th minute, Erling, Holland scores. By the way, before that,

yeah, two chances for who was it? Brooks, number seven, and he hit the post. This motherfucker. We're like, trying to kill her. Oh, there was that Evan Nilsen almost before the goal that I think I think you, we had seen right before we started recording. That's when I was like, I can't look at this anymore. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right the beginning.

Yeah, I was like, I were knocking on the door. All that to say. So then the Holland goal, right? Did you see like the only thing I saw, by the way. Like, once we were done recording, I'd turn the game on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. To see Holland's score. Well, I saw the two Brooks chances. You see a man trying to a bicycle hit clearance? What are you guys doing? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Fucking much. I think we were all, we all had the same stress that eventually we did see how the Arsenal team was watching it at the training ground together, jumping up and down, grabbing. There's one photo that Stuart McFarland took that's amazing, which is right as the Holland goal goes in and everyone's face

drops for a second. Yeah, so he was like, shit, dude, I got to work tomorrow? Yeah, yeah, he was like, oh, all right then. whatever. And then the whistle blows. What was your reaction when the whistle blew full time would that score 1-1 have born? I just, my wife was at this point full on trying to put the kid to nap. Yeah. My friend is watching me and I just put the phone down.

They put my hands over my face. Yeah. And I just like, I basically crumbled. And I just go, I think she videoed it. I put it online. I just go, I'm just so happy. It was like, it was a, I didn't. Like, it was different to like going crazy.

It was more this weird like, it was just like everything, like I just, yeah. It was like having the world's greatest mass up. It was just, it was, I don't want to be graphic, but it was just like that moment. When they walk on you, when the little Thai ladies walk on you. Yeah, it was, it was that like every all, all, everything came out. Like a spell was lifted. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like, oh, I just, it was the utter relief.

Yeah. What happened to you? I was by myself. I started laughing. hysterically. Mm-hmm. And just like, it was like a release, but it was a more like, more like steam. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I kept making these very like, ah! Oh! Like R2D2 getting shot or something? Yeah, yeah. Where were you? I was just at home. I was in my office. And I just was like, and then I threw on, I'm going all the way by sounds of blackness.

I played that like a few times in a row. I go back to screaming and just like laughing. Amazing. Just like hysterics. bro, like, it was like the Joker hit me with the fucking gas. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what my reaction was like. Miles?

It was like I was found not guilty for murder. And I heard the verdict. That's what I went. I was like, you know what I mean? Like it was, I don't know another sound aside from maybe like your life is on the line. And then it fucking happens. Meanwhile, shout out her majesty. My partner, she was on a call upstairs.

she, I screamed. I went, fuck yeah. Like I was, I was sobbing. And she, she like had to mute her call. She's like,

what the fuck are you doing? Because I had my door open. I was in the middle house. I'm like, my bad. I should have gone to my shouting cable. I'm like, I was,

I was, she said, I can't know my heart lives is on the line right now. I couldn't believe it. And then the speed at which the videos from the social, the Arsenal social media team kept,

when that video came out when that video came out right after we wanted with Arson, Venger, when he was like, you've done it. immediate tears. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

I was fucked when I saw that. Dad's told us it's, yeah. It's all right. Dad said you can cry. We can cry now. And he was like, I know I'm dead. He's drinking wine as well. Yeah.

He poured a glass of red wine and he's like, enjoy it. And I'm like, we're real, dad. I was a bit like, is this AI? Because that was like, yeah. They have all this stuff in the show.

There must have to be real. How many people have this stuff in the chamber and it never gets like, like, even like, if city, it's, mate, city of the equalize and then, Savino is. Yeah, yeah. What's his name?

Savinio, yeah. Go ahead and playing in a while. He goes, he goes, he does, goes through someone's legs and he goes down, he gets the ball in the box, and I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, was it, Roger, kicked the ball into someone got in his way?

But, but it was, it was a full blur, but as soon as he got, they were like, every one of their players in the box. Yeah. I just so could see that going in, having already, like, after 90 minutes, I was like, I think we're good. When that equalized went in, I was like,

please no. And then they would have had to just park, we'd have never known they were watching it at the training ground. It would have been like the video equivalent of like how a lot of people like to banter Arsenal with like the picture of the champion stand that almost went up two seasons ago. Sure. They were like, oh, the one where Ramsdale's sitting on the box. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

He's sitting on the trophy. The fun of it. And then you see the players reaction, which is amazing. And like you said straight away like, you see the players and you're like, oh my God, they're just watching like fans. And it's just crazy. Because also if they had one city, imagine them having to play a game after that emotion. That would have killed them, honestly, having to beat Palette after that.

But then best detail is, like, where's Mikhail Artetta? You don't see him until like the next day. He like photo bombs, rice. No, yeah. Him at the club? Him at the background. And then the amazing detail of him going, I don't have the energy to bring to watching a game of football, which is the most artaic thing. Guys, I don't have the energy.

Couldn't bring me. I went to my house, started a fire. Most caveman. Yeah. I've ever started a fire. Get the barbecue going. He got the barbecue going for an hour and a half. Yeah.

They would have his family. Look at the wind. He's just staring at fire like a psychopath. You know he had to scrap like two separate piles of wood. It's not right, guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is all wrong guys. And then he said his son came out in tears just saying like we've done it.

And that also killed me too, like to know because not only are his like his family, there are arsenal supporters because of his time there. But now that that's become daddy's life, you can tell how much, and he's also shouted out, shout out Lorena, his wife. Man. But he was like, bro.

God, she's so hot. She stuck by me in times where he's been so transparent throughout like this sort of celebration that I'm really, he also keeps teasing this documentary. Oh, right. He's like, you'll probably see. We had to do something with music. I'm like, did you get MC Hammer?

That was my favorite detail. You just go like, last five games of the season, he was like, trying to do tactics. And everyone was like, basically was like, Eza was like, put some tunes on. Yeah. Tell us, just like, let us chill out. That was basically, he was vibes.

And he's talking about the same shit my therapist talks about, which is like, imagine you've already won it. Don't think about winning it. Just sit in there. And just sit in that moment. And I was playing them the sounds of blackness before they did it. You know what I'm saying? When he also says something like he's like, over the years,

he thought he's like, Am I even the right person for this job when he said that? And he's like, they're so close. And he's like, maybe something's wrong with me. Maybe someone else can come in and just tell them the one or two things they need to hear to unlock everything. To think that like, he was also, because I think for a long time, we were like, man, what the fuck's going on, bro? Three years in a row second place. Like, what the fuck are we doing here?

And I felt like that. But I also, in the totality of it, I couldn't turn, I couldn't say to have Mikkel Artetta out of the club because I, we know how fucking far we've come just to this point. And I think that's really a part that a lot of people underrate when they want to banter the club and shit like that or be, is that when they don't understand why everyone's so excited, it's like, dude,

so many people, the fans that are still supporting now, we haven't had anything to keep us going outside of like, we just really give a fuck about the club. Yeah. Mate, I keep thinking about this. Mikkel,

I'm so happy. He literally turned up at a building site. and there used to be a building and it's just a pile of rubble and just on his own he just dick with his hands and knees just starts,

yeah, he starts making cement he built like a whole thing on his own like, and you're like a psycho just like spending, well, it sounds like spending like 18 hours a day

just doing everything he can and some managers, you know, they have these careers and you think, are they really care of, you know, it's all,

you know, that Marini, it's very much about him. The thing I've noticed in this last week is Mikkel like loves the club more than like any of it. Just the way he would like, he would say, guys, he says, I have three kids.

Guys. I only need two. You can pick which one you want, guys. I don't care. If I have to make a deal with the devil, guys. Yeah. And he may have. We don't know.

He may have and that's okay. I mean, I say it doesn't mean as much of him. I don't know about you guys. This is, I'm not even trying to be funny here. I have been married and I have a son. I do think this week is the happiest I have ever been in my, And my logic that, every day I've been the worst parent in the world. I have, I don't know what my wife and child are.

I don't even know where they are right now. I'm abandoning my family to go to London. You are. You are. And every minute of the day, I'm on my phone. I'm just, I watch the same videos again and again. I watch the new video. All I'm doing.

And I've been married, right? When I got married, I didn't stop following Arsenal. Yeah, yeah. I had a son. I didn't stop following Arsenal. Arsenal in the league. I have no, I have no idea what my family got to. my wife's probably already left me

they've already walked out she didn't know she did she's been trying to actually get a hold of me yeah he's been sucking his thumb for his whole thing he's back on that it doesn't get old that's the crazy thing every day and it's like they win it on the Tuesday this is amazing and the next day this is I've got to watch the concert and then

then the trophy and then we watch the and the trophy left and I'm like this is still awesome and then today I'm like we've got a champion's league there's more it just doesn't get old the truth man mate go on well Sky Sports has a new interview every day I'm running them back and back and again and again. And also I

couldn't, I love Arsenal in the way where I couldn't start a family until they won. Now I'm like, you see that video of that guy? Bears and Razor? I'm like, yeah, now I have to breed something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're champions. Yeah. That was the deal that they agreed upon. So this is great news for you. Yeah, I'm finally, I'm back out of outside. Yeah, you're back outside. I like your wig. I like the wig. I like the wig. It's like a

Gabriel Ainser almost tribute acts. Yeah. You are the, you are actually Gabriele-Inser the whole time. You didn't. The imaginary Gabbyn's on Mikkel's shoulder. Who's never been that? When we lost to city, I was like, I need to do something. Something needs to change. Yeah, and you need to wear blonde wig. And I went right to the sloth and swap meet.

And I got me a wig. Yeah. And then I went to the beach. And then I went to, I went to, I went to, I went to, I went to, I went to to Dockwaller Beach. Mm-hmm. And I sat out there for a while. Yeah, you were in your, I remember that cope post that you were loving the ocean.

Just I'm, I'm feeling the breeze, guys. Like this, like, like, like, like that's it's. It's not the, I can enjoy a Sunday. People look at you, like, you know, when you walk around LA, you see a lot, you see a lot of people who are, like, what are you doing? You see a lot of people who have, just sadly, have mental illnesses and you go, all right, are all those people just Arsenal fans? Potentially, bro.

Is the man on my street? The rollerblades in a thong, is that just an asshole fan? That's an Obama guy. That's a guy who got pissed when they dropped Obama yet. So, Crupi, please come to the parade. Did you see all those people playing posting content? Like, okay, who's invited to the parade? Okay, we got Tierra no Barry, Barry.

We got to have Crupi. Groupie gets the ride on the float. VAL? Yeah, VAR. Yeah, get the monitors in. Yeah. So, shit. It's been fantastic.

Then we get to Sunday. So at this point, people are like, we're going to watch Spurs or whatever? I'm like, yeah, I'll watch passively. But like, I really just want to, I really want to enjoy this like pressure-free match. Oh, yeah, that's what we said. It's the first game I've enjoyed all season. Yeah, you get to just sit there and just smile and laugh. I see Bermendi it right back.

You can. Yeah. It felt like whimsical. You know how people used to pull up to the Civil War and watch the battles from like a hillside off to the side? And they were like, oh, lovely day to watch men obliterate each other with kinetic volleys back in the world. That's what it felt like. I'm like, oh, let's put a blanket down and just, yeah, let the humanity unfold before.

You've seen that video online where there's a dudes, he's just like a, I don't know, like some waffle house or something. And then in the background there's like a guy having a fight with someone and he just shrugged his shoulders. and just put more sauce on his pancakes. That's just signed a Waffle House before here. That is Waffle House activities, big time. Yeah. Yeah. So Crystal Palace, Gabriel,

Gabriel Jesus, could have had a hat trick. Amen. And that's okay. That's what I was there to see. Get the hat trick and get that transfer money up from Brazil. Yeah, yeah. Get that Palmyra's bag.

Yeah, yeah. Make it firm. I don't know what we're getting. But hey, look, that was his fifth Premier League title that he got to lift. Good for him. Like, truly unreal. Then, Noni Madueiwek.

had a great goal, like, off of a set piece. Do you think that was a planned thing or Habrichs was just trying to keep it in play? Because he definitely was nodding it back into the box, but I wasn't sure if like... I mean, maybe it's the time to try the elaborate, you know, Govers, Joe's like, why not? Let's just do a flick-back-headed non-e volley. Yeah. Doesn't feel like the guy I'd vote for is the... At the pub we're at, we're at the...

What's it called again? Yeah, we went with Eastside Gunas, Shown, Eastside Gunas, and they were giving away in the raffle a non-e-moder. a Weckay shirt, but because they'd made sort of a printing error, it was too, like, narrow. And I go, that's, that's pretty, that's pretty apt. Nonny, normally, everything but the end product is perfect.

Just slightly. But fair play to him. Yeah, banged it. Lasted it in. And then one of our favorites, Mr. Meat, John Philippe Mateta. Jesus Christ, as soon as he came on, I was like, why is he playing? I was like, got to get minutes before the big, that's the little reps. That's what I felt when Gabriel Magali Ice

came on. I was like, do we need to do this? This feels like, especially after Wharton went down. I was like, they might try and get a make good on that one. You don't know if they're going to be like, oh, that's how we're playing now. Although, it seemed like a pretty innocuous challenge. No, yeah, it was just really, that was really unlikely. He knicked the ball and then he's just

like, um, yeah, but he's all right, because he's a nice guy. Uh, yeah, but here we are. Get to the end. We're lifting the fucking trophy. Well, hang on. Before this, yeah. We talk about where were you watching? Because where we were? Oh, yeah. There's like, so we, the Tottenham game's still on. And obviously has Arsenal fans and not just just Arsenal fans, every fan apart, and including Tottenham fans, we're all like

West Hamer finally, they're winning it. So West Number 1, we're like, Tottenham lose, please, come on, just give us. There's like 10 minutes where we're fully invested in the Everton comeback. Come on, you coward. What's his face makes, yeah, cowards. Yeah, Moyes, you coward.

You coward, you can't even give it. Moise, no. Coward! That was cowardly by Everton. They didn't even try. So, like, the last 10 minutes, and they were like, let's go for it. Yeah.

And then what's that goalie? Kinski pulls out that same. Oh, my. It's amazing. Then you look it on the replay, I got, I was like, I was like, I was kind of close. I could probably get that. Like, that ain't right.

But anyway, then because of this, because Palace are doing a whole, that end of season thing or whatever, which we knew, but it was really long, longer than they thought it was going to be. Everyone watching, I did manage to, it's always good when he shat something in a pub,

and it makes random people laugh. There was like, Kinski being interviewed. I was like, no one cares. Yeah, yeah. No one care. That's how everyone felt. Even the ton of it. You can't be like,

Tottenham, as soon as that game was over, they should have just got an ass cars driven home. Get the fuck out of it. Give a bad a house. I will. A-Cab includes everyone. A-Cab includes all police except for me when I'm the celebration police against Tottenham.

Shut the fuck up, bro. You don't care. You guys fucked up. You fucked the entire bed and everybody saw that shit in 4K. What the fuck? I mean, I get it. Because you're not getting economically curb stomped after like going down to the championship. I get that.

I get that. But fuck out of here. Like show the actual achievement of this season, which is the people who are winning the league. And again, because it was the last home match at Selhurst Park, they have to, they're going to prioritize that. We're getting played, man. First off, we're on CNBC. Yeah. We're lifting the damn trophy.

You got us with the business network. Was Spurs on NBC? Yeah. Oh, they had to, I thought they put us, flicked it to Telemundo. Oh, yeah. It came around. It always saves the day Telemundo if you need to see. This is true.

Yeah, yeah. But it was crazy that like we weren't on NBC. Like, anyway, whatever, it doesn't matter because we won the fucking league. The hour before the mat, we get there before the match starts, obviously. Everywhere is packed to capacity. And pregame, it's an hour of an infomercial for mercy ships. The feed for Arsenal, the Arsenal match was like, yeah, it was like amnesty international. It was just the saddest infomercial level kids with like, left lips.

Like, where like there is no access to hospitals. So you bring a hospital in the form of a ship offshore to where people. need it. Should have been before the Spurs game. Yeah. Yeah, we didn't need that. Yeah. Our pre-show should have been happy.

What? Anyway. So we finally get to the trophy lift. Oh, my God. What a fucking... That's when it got really real. I mean, like, the second the whistle blue against Bournemouth in the city match, obviously, that's like the first layer.

Then the next layer is the entire week where you were just vibing out, wearing your kid everywhere being obnoxious in front of it. And can I just say, like, you know, as someone from London but living out in America, is like obviously it's let i mean i've seen the scenes in london i was yeah yeah pretty jealous i wasn't i i i almost abandoned my family for like 24 hours to go back and then i couldn't quite and then my wife i just i was like this is insane what am i doing but it was like it was then it was like it's cool to hang out of people i've watched the with out here and then i went to the fox and hounds on the tuesday after the result and then i heard my mate was in there

my mate jason he was had to do some work working from home he's like i'm gonna go to the pub watch it and he was there it was pretty quiet at the beginning of the Bournemouth game. He said, after the creepy goal, there's more and more go, there's more gooners started coming in. And the cities went off that big celebration of all the LA gooners there. But then me and my mate, we did our thing. Me and Jason, this thing, our tradition is after a big England game in 2021, we met, we drunk there. And then we went to Barstella and Silver Lake, like a tradition when something good happens. I was wondering why you're like, and we're going to Barstella. I'm like, wow. No, it's like a tradition. It's a little thing. But then what

was interesting is seeing all the players and you keep getting it, you know, obviously then walking around the Emirates was so lovely to see. They just seem like such nice guys, a lot of the players, like very real people, but um, they seem so composed how many receipts, they have to make? They keep so many receipts, don't they? Yeah. But they, because you think like, and they're

all young and like, how are they like managing to get on the field knowing there's like the bottle job chat, all this stuff like, because I thought it's turned off at the training ground from what Artetta says, but they're all obviously on their phones and then like miles, Miles is like, when he posted pure profit, Pure prophet.

When he was like, oh, y'all want to get rid of me and get that pure problem? I'm like, are you on the subreddit? Yeah. Are you on R-D? No, no. It's really on there. Yeah.

All lurking. Like, that's what I'm like, that actually is another layer. I'm like, God damn, bro. If you guys are also seeing all this noise. Yeah. How are you getting?

I thought you guys were going like this. No, yeah. It does make it more impressive. But they were like mainlining that shit. Looking at Twitter after the Bournemouth match. Yeah, yeah, right. And they're going back to work. Yeah.

I know. I know. It's like, yeah, they keep more, what was I said? They keep more receipts in my dad's wallet. They've got so many, man. This was such a long receipt. Crazy. Yeah.

It's a very, no. And then, yeah, I just very impressive how much everything that happens in the Zite guys. And you know what Tet is playing it to them? He's been in that, he played them Tom Hiddleston's team talk. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's running the fucking trainer room like ridiculousness. He's got clips up every fucking day, this guy. He's like, see this out.

Tosh, boy, oh. Yeah. He's like, look at this one. this lady's going to stomp some grapes for a news bit. This is what city thinks they're doing. When the dog is obviously Chanel West Coast, you know what I'm saying, coming in, giving a bark every now and again.

Oh, my God. So the third, so there was the week in between all the, just seeing all the celebrations at the Emirates, just the spontaneous shit. And then the third level was the actual trophy lift where you're like, that's right. Even though we won the league, it's the visuals that I think, James was saying this on

the Arscast about he was like he thought he was watching like he was playing FIFA manager mode and was seeing a cut scene because to me that's the last time I would see Arsenal Lift Robbies because I was beating the shit out of people on FIFA and I'm like mm-hmm This team can do this

Yeah exactly that was like my fucking what's that shit they give people who were trying to kick heroin Methadone? Yeah that was my methadone Happy to help thank you thank you I mean like that's how I kept from Gary too I would play FIFA watch a digital version version of Martin Oedegard, lift the trophy.

I go, yeah, that's good enough. I don't have to go deeper into that. I think Mikkel wearing an Arsenal shirt. I was an interesting, Arsenal shirt and black trousers. It's something about, I don't know why it was like, feels like you've got to go full kit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like smart.

He looked like sort of me at the pub. It just looked kind of, right, right. It's gone like halfway, because he's always so, like, stylish. Yeah, yeah, yeah, just look funny with black smart shoes, black trousers. Still got to be the boss, man. He still looked like, he still look good in the shirt, though. Yeah, yeah.

44 years of eight. He couldn't be out. Oh, yeah. Great little spin he did with the trophy. It's funny because beforehand, he said, like, they were like, you couldn't you get hands on the trophy? He's like, no, that's for the players. And then obviously, like, give me that.

Give me one of the massive trophies. What are you talking about? Grab the trophy, man. I've played on this field, bro. And we also said, too, he's like, I never got to lift this trophy as a player. He's like, I'm ticking so many boxes professionally for myself, too. Yockerez, though, what he should have done, he should have worn jeans. That would have been, that would have been the ultimate receipts.

Can you? Because he does a little funny wool. If he went out of jeans on, it would have been like skinny-ass jeans. We'd all be in London right now. Yeah. If he had put those jeans on. We wouldn't have been able to stop.

We're there. We're there. We're there. We're right there, bro. I got to say, like, there were a lot. I saw a few posts from, like, city supporters, Chelsea supporters who, like, in their subredits, they were, low-key, I'm kind of jealous.

They're like, London wasn't looking like this when we won. I know. And they're like, Manchester wasn't looking like this when we won. And they're like, when, and I don't know if this was like a plant, like a like a loki Arsenal fan who is just articulating what a city fan should be. He's like, you know, we've won and all these things. But there's something about us winning so frequently that it's just not special to the point where we're seeing this kind of reaction. And also it doesn't feel like there's a culture at our club that keeps people around for like the thin, lean times. So that when we do reach the summit, you get these like expressions of like,

joy in the street. There's no way the sixth the Man City title hits the same. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, the first one, maybe that was big.

I actually don't remember. When they had, finally won. Was still alive. So that's good. That was big for them. Adam was still alive. I'm just trying to sit there.

I remember. No, no, I remember that that was kind of like, they're like, and Ricky Hatton is here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, that's the thing, though.

Like, I don't have you read the article, um, Arsenal of the streets and the elites, but like Man City being good for age. but how many cool people, how many cool celebs support them? The Gallagher brothers, obviously, but they're OG though.

So they're like, yeah, yeah, but like, but then they fight each other all the time. So that's not fun. But like, who's like, who's like, who's like, who's like, who's, but like, who's, five years ago, is like, I'm going to go city. You know that person you want to hang out with that person.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because they're not romantic. They're just a person who's like, or they win stuff. You just want to be happy all the time? I don't know a single city person who even predates like Sven Yoren Errickson. Like, I feel like most people I know who are city fans are like there for the Manchina era.

Yeah. Like, and that's where they start. Yeah, for sure. You know, and like, that's what I'm like, you know who Stuart Pierce is? They're like, huh? I'm like, bro, shut the fuck. Yeah, yeah. You don't know anything about your fuck.

Mark Hughes, who's got like, weirdly he was in like the top eight or five managers, like most managerial. Like Artetta was like put in a list of like how many games they've managed in the Premier. Look, and Mark Hughes was like, weirdly high in that list. I was like, I can't think of a more media manager than Mark Hughes. Yeah. But the thing that has made me realize, though, and you see, like, this is how crazy the Arsenal fans are.

And it's going to be so hard to remember this. But I just hope if, if, and I hope they do, Arsenal win the league again or something big again, maybe something big in the next few days. But I just hope that the people don't get the, I hope it's like, it won't be quite the same. You can't have that Tuesdays spot. I don't know, yeah, that's my way.

You've got to, like, it just is a real lesson to me. like you have to enjoy it when it's happening because you don't know when it's not going to happen. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You just don't know. 22 years. Yeah. Well, listen, now we all got to agree when, if and when they do this again,

we'll pick up the slack. Yeah. We're going to go out there, abandon your kids again. Yeah, yeah, I'll have a kid by then that I'll abandon. Yeah, there you go. We'll leave our... It'll be good. One lucky listener, we'll get to look after our three children.

We'll leave them at a co-moder. Email us, guys. Yeah, be child CPR certified. Yeah, yeah. We don't want to do scrubs. No scrubs watching our kids. Yeah. I have to say, like, waiting 22 years has been so great.

Like, I'm wearing in a manual Abu way. Man. Okay. This motherfucker got subbed on and subbed off and was in tears. And we were dealing with shit like this. There's something so fucking validating for me as a supporter. Like, never. Maybe, like, maybe I was too.

fucked up on opium, but I always just felt like, I'm like, nah, man, we're always just a couple players away and we'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. We'll figure it. I never got too dark. Like, I have a couple friends who are supporters who were like, they've been Arta out for like the last two seats. They're like, what's you're going to do? You're a second place. I'm like,

first of all, motherfucker, you wasn't, you weren't watching this team. You watch Arsenal because I was watching it. And we've been down since childhood. Two steps. You came through here by osmosis. Okay, like maybe 15 years ago. Maybe 10, most 10, 15 years ago. but like to be to not understand what that whole trajectory evolution has been from moving to

highbury not properly replaced i remember at the time everyone was like we just we just need to find a viera replacement we haven't been right since viera left and then it was like we now we need we need a proper hold of me if now we need a strike or now we need and there were a lot of times when it felt like there was really no possibility that it was going to happen but for whatever reason the incremental improvements that Artetta had on the pitch fucking fired me up immediately. I was like,

oh yeah, we're trending upward. I get that coming second place three years in a row feels like not an achievement, but we went eight, fifth, two, two, two, now we won the title. Yeah.

And that, there has to be something said. Like, you have to, like, I don't want to hear shit about Mikkel Artetta right now because he fucking did it.

Like, of all the people, he broke it after 22 years. He broke the fucking streak, and here we are. And we've got a dog as well. Yeah. We had no dog before him. No dog.

Thank you for his dog. We had no goddamn dog. No, we've got a dog on a trophy. All right, let's take a break. We'll come back and we'll talk about something else. No the fuck we are. We're going to keep talking about this shit. Wait for us.

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And we're back. And let me check. Let me just check the Premier League. Yeah, who's top of the league? How many times? Arsenal champions. Oh. Oh, Artetta named 2025, 26, Barclays manager of season.

Oh, cool. We broke a lot of records. They said we'd be unsufferable if we won. And they were correct. Yes, well. No red cards, no penalties conceded this season. That is a funny thing. That's a funny stats.

us too because remember we were like red card mad we lost the title based off yeah red cards two years yeah yeah yeah beautiful like we're fucking learning lessons also what youngest starter in the premier league with max downman youngest goal score in the league with max downman most christian forward uh as a yeah yeah nice handsome manager um and then i think hottest manager's wife yeah his wife is so bad most most my set piece goals god i love her look we're doing it all we're doing it all um i love you girl but we should i i i i would be remiss to not We would be remiss to not acknowledge the lesser team from North London, Tottenham Hotspur. As we were talking, they completely emphasized their survival over our celebration. We're fine, whatever.

You know, we do what we got to do. But they stayed up, West Ham going down. Declan Rice, actually, do you see that video of him? He really did react. Like, he was, he seemed like a disappointed parent or something, watching, like, youth football. He's like, go. Yeah, disappointed dad who left. Yeah, yeah.

Hey, man. If you were still at home, you'll be coaching us. Catch the fucking ball. Yeah. Jesus Christ, man. So, yeah, that was, that wasn't, that wasn't great. I personally, I feel like I don't give a fuck, actually. What am I saying?

Well, I know, I've got, you know, long, you know, James Longer's. Yeah, Longer's. James Longman, showrunner of S&L, UK, which is a hit. A hit. A hit. So you got that. I saw the Ian Wright sketch. They did that Ian Wright, the one where he sees his, uh, Matthew.

teacher. Oh, I thought she was dead. Oh, I didn't see that. Yeah, they did that sketch. Oh, well, they did a thing of that. Yeah, yeah. Mr. Pigden? That, man, Mr. Pigden. Mr. Pigden. I sent that to her friends as like, I was talking about, Ian Wright's got like a deal with someone's production. I mean, about a movie about his life or something. And again, my friend Sasha, I went, oh, this is it?

And I found the video. Is this the one? And then just even sending to us, I just made myself cry. Yeah. I can't not cry. They said she was dead. They said you was dead. They said you was dead. killed me. And the way he, it's crazy, because Ian Wright turns into a little boy. And the way he's like, it's all right. It's all right. I'm like, Mr. And he also like, it's like central casting.

Can we get like a cute old man that was clearly a father figure? Oh, I'm not good. He's got his little flat hat on. He's just been feeding pigeons outside. Like, yeah, what's up, man? You act? Yeah. What's the sag for the UK? There's no sack. You just get no money. You're in a

yeah, yeah, yeah. You get paid in pints of Guinness. So anyway, That means the bottom three, West Ham, Burnley, Wolves. So, do you want to know an interesting stat about West Ham? They're the same XG difference as Sunderland who got into the Europa League. Wow. Oh, man, this league is too hard. It's too hard.

Yeah. That's what they should say. They should write, they should be an appeal. Guys. This is he just fucked up. We got 39 points. So is how we got? Which is enough to have stayed up.

Like, last year was 24 points. Yeah. That is, you know, I felt a bit unlucky. Nuno just, Nuno just aging. Nuno does fully look like he just drunk the Holy Grail. Like going to West Ham they gave him the Holy Grail.

Yeah, he looked like he was looking at the Ark of the Covenant for like two seconds. Like he went, and he just started melting him. And he was like, fuck, I can't keep doing that shit. Yeah, yeah. So yeah, that means. But so farewell to Burnley, wolves and West Ham.

Good Wins to do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hope to never see Burnley again. Meaning Champions League season, Champions League teams next year, us, them, that city, United, Villa and Liverpool. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Bournemouth and Sunderland in Europa.

Liverpool, after all of that. Born and Sondland, Europa is pretty giant. It's so impressive. Had to Chelsea, do you guys feel like Chelsea just through the game at the end? Chelsea didn't want to get in like a bad Europe. They won't be in the Conference League. So I think they've got you away for... They don't want to win that again.

Yeah, they don't care. But they don't want a number pointless trophy. It's like, if you ever played in like a five-a-side tournament, as a kid, you'd have the trophy. And if you got knocked out of the first round, you'd have the plate. It just said it all. Like losers bracket?

Just something at your dinner off. Yeah, it's a loser's bracket. So, but I think they, because they've got UA for sanctions, I think it's actually in their interest to not be in a crap, European competition, potential.

That's me not really researching it. So that's like everything on this point. Like if they saw them in Belgrade, they might not get to go home. Yeah, they, you got to hand over you. Yeah, it's like, yeah, you don't get extradition. You've got to stay there. but yeah so then alonzo is going to have the thing that carrick had where he's he's obviously clearly a good coach alonzo and i feel

liverpooled a bag they're not getting him just like but like he just one game a week so yeah yeah yeah we could coach that team one game a week two it would be two week one and week two would go bad yeah yeah but then we would figure out okay they don't like sounds of blackness they don't no more 90s black gospel for these guys right i'm gonna let them choose the music bring in the crystals to the training. Yeah, yeah. It took me a couple weeks to figure out. We finished eighth.

We didn't have anything. And remember, wasn't that? Then we finished, well, the previous season eighth and then we finished fifth, I think that season we didn't have it. Yeah, but we also didn't have like good players. That's true. We also have terrible players. Well, they've actually got like a semi-decent squad and, yeah, I think they're paying

enough for one. Yeah. And then also, uh, the teams that are joining in the Premier League, Coventry City, Ipswich and Whole City. What do you think about, we haven't talked about the Southampton. Yeah. a band for paying an intern to spite, stand behind a tree. You've seen a photo of the guy behind the tree.

They're the funniest photos. And then the fans outside were like, they had the chant already. They're like, we did that. But that feels like some people are arguing like that's a really severe punishment. And some people are like, well, you know, it's fair. I mean, I sort of don't really care. Do you mind yourself being like, I don't really like, no, I don't really know. It feels like quite an extreme thing for like, how much info you?

getting from a guy I think it's just that like culturally in America we're like yeah motherfuckers cheat you know what I mean and I think there's still a sense of propriety

like in it's very British yeah how dare you fill me without permission yeah and they're like what's the advantage you're like honestly

I don't even fucking know but they're like we don't like that we don't like that we're not doing all that but you can break 115 financials

and we don't really can sign anybody that's definitely that's definitely a worse thing it feels like maybe that's how they're like oh so you're saying we're not serious

about shit we just and South Hampton from the playoffs. That's exactly what it is. What do you mean? We don't take shit seriously. I mean, don't talk about financial irregularities. So with your kid where you like, you, as a parent, you're just completely like,

you're just guessing all the time. And then you randomly like, don't do that. And then he's like, why? And I'm like, I don't know. I just feel like you shouldn't probably swing a tennis racket in the air above your head. Yeah, I don't know why. But then you're like, yeah, push that kid. I don't know.

I guess so. Yeah. That kid was being a dick, pushing. Yeah. But don't swing your tennis racket around your head. I don't know. They've appealed. I don't know what's going to happen.

I feel like that appeal already went there. They're fully gone. They're done. So then Millsborough had to like be in limbo and then they played Hull. And I didn't watch the game. But from what everyone said was one of the worst games. Everyone was just not good. So they sound like they're going to be on a, on a give a.

Bring us three bad teams. Yeah. To the league. We love three punching bags. Old school. Every team was, every team was a challenge, especially away from home.

Yeah. It's crazy though, too. Like a lot of the pundits at the beginning of the season, a lot of them had Sunderland. in the drop too. When I was, well, they finished fucking seven.

They had our boy in there, man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Great guy. After like, you know, after some like,

uh, anger management courses. Yep. As well. Put it together. Put it together. Um, shall I move on?

Yeah, I feel like, yeah, West Ham, West Ham sounds screwed though. They felt like they ain't, they haven't got like that they, they weren't prepared. Apparently Totnam had more clauses in their contract about

relegation than West Ham, which shows, you know, the mindset of the, in terms of like, how the deals are going down they would have been able to halve wages and stuff. I feel West Hamer like,

West Hamer like, oh no. Oh, we could go down. But that's very, that's not very tough. Navarra Panos. Put up like Stefan Marbury. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'll take that check, man.

Yeah. Are you playing? Nope. Was it, Jack Rodwell? Jack Rodwell was the big one. Yeah. Fill it up the Millwall to get your check. I heard you guys were everywhere way this week.

I figure I'd just come run up on you. Yeah. Get that chat. You guys all right. You guys all right. So, yeah, that's, the financial realities are relegation.

Well, listen, I'm happy to see Ed Sheeran back in the league. Come on, Ipswich. Yeah. Look at him. Yeah. I love the shape of you. It's good. I don't see him.

Hey, you didn't rip off scrubs, though. Don't lie, because you didn't make that settle. You settled out of court about that. I don't want no scrubs. The one thing I'd say about Ed Sheeran is I don't mean we need more places to see or hear that man. Me and my mate nicknames in onions and garlic because he's in everything. But that's good.

Yeah, that's good, man. I like All right. Flavor. I like Aliam. I mean, he's a catchy song. All right. I love Ed Shear.

I don't know. I'm happy he's there. Yeah, I mean, what's that one song that everyone, like that's how you know you're at a basic wedding

when they do that, they dance to that one song. Oh, sure. That sounds like oldest. That's most. Yeah. Yeah, that's when I'm like,

oh, they're getting divorced. That's a police officer's wedding if I ever heard of one. I was killing it. I probably owe sample of money, too. Let it all go.

Oh, that guy's got to be. getting paid. Sampa has to be fucking. How much money do you think Sample's getting off of like a social media space right now? A billion streams in the past week for that guy. Yeah. Yeah. That and Louis Dunford's.

Oh, Dumford is dumb. He's got dumb money right now. I wonder how much he's actually. You think he's got to be able. He's got. I'd love to hear the other songs that we're on Arteta's list. He chooses. They're going to come out. They do play an AI song. You know that? Yeah, yeah. That is like, has all the player's names. Okay. But yeah, Louis Dunford, I'm sure they're playing that a lot.

And, uh, well, I'm just mean, before he chose that song, what else was in the running? Oh, did he have some scepto in there? Was it like some, like, what was he, what else was he considering? Skeptus taught. I reckon he's old school garage music, mate, a bit of flowers by, um, uh, sweet female attitudes, maybe. Maybe cano. Yeah, maybe 21 seconds.

Yeah. So then I guess it's worth just, I think before, we should move on to city. We got to talk about this piece of shit. right here. God, man. This fucking coward. His name is Tall Raymond. Okay? I found out his address, his birth date, his son's name.

Damn. And I will be paying him a visit. But he was on top for him. Just to offer him like a more eco-friendly way of consuming water. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Send him some paper straw. He's a hydroflask. He's a fancy on it.

And I throw it through his fucking window. So this is him after because he's react. Because Martin Keone was sipping a bottle too, you know, just to be creepy. Because everyone was, let this guy be honestly, if I was a city fan,

I'm like, this guy fucked it up. He celebrated with you. I think it, because you know, Artetta was playing, he was texted in a group chat every night, guys.

Don't let this guy have his moment. Look at this bald brick, guys. This guy's ordered, this guy's ordered, this guy's ordered 2,000 balls. So here he is, this is just him talking about like,

all right, day one, but like, he was really trying to be like, I'm fine though. I didn't, I didn't do anything. I must have been in your head

so badly and you to go and do that. But no fair play. You're missing the whole point about the bottle. You were nine points clear. We were talking about Arsenal possibly bottling it, and you didn't. In the end, what happened, we had three bad games. But it was good to see having a bit of banter, mate, because, you know, you're very anti-Arsonal, aren't you? Anybody says anything against Arsenal?

You're onto them, aren't you? Listen, I was just having banter. I'm near my grave, so I just, I laugh at everything in life. Oh, yeah, I'm glad you enjoyed the bottle. I must have. So, well, he did a couple things. Yeah. I'm living rent-free in your head.

It's just a bit of banter. Also, I'm going to die anyway, so it doesn't matter. The fray, I've never heard the phrase, just a bit of banter more than the last week about, about this bottle. Just banter, mate. Just banter. So many fucking people are just, it was just banter. Yeah.

I stabbed a bit of banter, mate. Yeah, yeah. Chinged man down. It's just banter, mate. It's, so then he goes, oh, yeah, you guys were bottling it, though. But then in the end, we played, we played three. bad games in a row brother. What the fuck is that?

What is that? Is it not cold bottom language city doesn't? We call out cannonet. Open off. Is that right? Coward. Look what you fucking did. Look at you, bro.

Because he was also like, I wasn't even really trying to do anything. And then I went viral or whatever. Like, let me shut the fuck up. Also, all the fucking haters, it's really interesting to see all the pundits suddenly coming prostrate before this football club. Being like, I mean, they've had a fantastic season. I mean, like, they're a great team. I'm like, where was that energy?

I know. A month ago. Three months ago. Shit, two weeks ago. Yeah. Gary Neville, I'm saying, I mean, at the beginning of the season, he did say we were going to win. Middle of the season, he started switching it up.

Yeah, yeah. And then now he's like, yeah, I mean, I figured they would do it. Wayne Rooney, I got to say, bro. He's the only one. The Narskallin. You were standing on business. Because I'll tell you one another thing. Paul Scholes, if I see you, I'm going to have words.

Okay. This guy, the biggest hater of all freaking time. He's going to have to give his daughter's toenails out of his mouth first. Yeah. What's the one movie he says he's watched? Because it's short. Happy Gilmore or something? Oh, right.

What was that? It was recent. Was it the longest yard? No, he's only watched like, was it phone booth or something. Yeah, it was something crazy. He's only watched it because it's like 90 minutes. It's not long enough. It's like, bro, there's a hundred movies that are even shorter than that.

We can hear it right now. Right. Just hang on the minute here. Have you seen the good of the ball in the old? Spaghetti West? It's not listen to him on it. It doesn't watch. It doesn't watch.

To what he's got to watch the fucking Don't know him with his kids? You're not taking fucking Sprout juice I watch the Hacker Gilmore Hey, good call I think

Nicky butt is here He's like, I'm telling you bro This guy's fucked up Yeah, I'm not fucking taking the fucking word I'm not taking this guy serious

This guy can't enjoy a film Yeah, yeah Yeah Anyway So City though I mean it's worth talking about Because Pep Guardiola

It was confirmed It's done after this he's leaving. Enzo Moreska's coming in on a three-year deal. Whoa. A lot of people. First of all, I'm glad we won the league with PEP still in the league. And also to Mikhail Arteta, he's like, I think one of the only managers to finish above Pep two seasons in a row.

I think he's the only one. Yeah, I think the only one. Yeah, which is crazy. So tight. A lot of people are like, is Pep Guardiola the best manager of the Premier League era? I mean, definitely of this current, like, I don't know, I feels like Ferguson still died. How could you say? Yeah.

I mean, if we're talking a sheer volume of trophies, probably. I feel like, do you know what I will say about Pep versus Ferguson? When I also talks about the Man United Way or whatever, but like, peps like fully changed the way that like everyone coaches football. So in terms of that, because when you think about Manu, it's just so much more basic of the tactics, but if you think of like, Manu, they've scored loads of goals and they just put loads of crosses in. But that was really it. They just got, he just, he just was like, he just was like, he just was.

like a scary bastard. I mean, I'm not saying just, he's clearly a fantastic man, but a great man manager, but his aura also affected. Yeah, he's just keep,

he was very good at getting new coaches to bring new ideas. So he's a great motivator and a great leader. But like, in terms of style, it was just so much more pedestrian. It was a different time.

It was a cave man football back then to a degree. And probably 90s, you know, there's 90s football clips online where it's just like people scrambling in the box. And obviously, man,

you were much better than every other team in terms of, you know, but they would, it was an attacking intent, but Pep is like 4D chess man. But you need to give the guy the tools. And so they're always like, you know, would he do it if he gave him like York City or something? I don't think he would because I think he needs to have straight, intelligent players that can do.

Barcelona, you're, you got messy. And he also said that too. He was always like, but I had mess. What the fucking going to do? What are you talking about? Ben Byron, right? You have the resources to dominate a league. I mean, Bayern is, what binds on me if you don't.

Yeah, yeah, Matt Lee. Sure. But what do you think he does next? Do you think he comes back? Is the next project he takes on? Is it perfect? Or would he try to do something like teach a team how to play just to prove a point? Or improve himself and try and salvage his marriage? Does he just go to Thailand for six months? Yeah. Find himself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who knows? I mean, there's talk of like him maybe being interested. Just imagine guy backpacking in a hostel. Any pep guardia? Yeah, passed out in a bunk bed. Just like, What the fuck? But he's like the most intense man on a night out. Yeah. You're like, all right, we're going for a few beers. No, no, no, no, guys, guys, guys, guys. Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You go there. You're going to tell this girl that she's so beautiful. So, so, so, so, so, so beautiful. So, so, so beautiful. She's with her best friend. You're going to tell the best friend, you also think she's also so, so beautiful. You're going to cause confusion.

They're not going to know who. This is called, uh, these are called getting numerical advantages. Okay. And then you're like, bro, it's cool, man. You're, you're staring the holes. You stand behind the bar. They're like, does this guy work here? He's going, no, no, no, no, no.

And then you go look that way and you're the other side of the bar. And they're like, I'm actually a punter. I'm a punter, but I'm pretending to work here. And then the barman will throw you out there. He's a bad boy. He's a bad boy. He's a bad boy. I'm a bad boy.

That's what you tell them. Yeah, that would be funny. He's just on a fucking bender in Southeast Asia. You're like in a bunk bed. He's tricky. He's drinking. He's like, hey, man, he's going to go on those buckets. Have you ever the whiskey buckets?

They have the whiskey buckets. When you go to Thailand on the beach, they drink out of a bucket. It's like, you order a bucket. No, you order a bucket. It's got like Thai whiskey and Red Bull in it. It's called a bucket and it's like a bucket. Like, just you're literally just putting a straw in a bucket. You would normally build a sandcastle with is the bucket. For one person?

You can share it. You can share it. Okay. I'll take that. Okay. Let's go to Thailand. Hey, let's go link up with Pat. Let's link up with Pep.

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Because in his speech at the, firstly, the goodbye ceremony where they whipped out every trophy. That was cool. That's ever happened, though. Every trophy comes out. And he could have left a couple of those Carlin cups in the back. Yeah, yeah, exactly. You know, but it is what it is. I guess, yeah.

It's visually imposing when you do, see, like, look at the fucking hardware. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I dropped off. I could turn this into a suit of armor. Yeah. That would be cool. They melted it down and he came out as a transformer. We're wearing the Champions League trophy.

It was a helmet with eyes cut in it. And he's like, nah. Looking like fucking. Harland's like, is he? No, that's just Harland. Yeah, yeah. That's what he looks at normal is Holland. He's a Viking.

The, but then he did say like, let's, you know, the thing that's most important to me is not like the trophy. Let's remember it's not about the winds and stuff. It's about the connections and stuff. Did he say that because some of those wins are going to get taken on? Arsenal won the league four years in a row. But it wouldn't happen because Liverpool did win one of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going right back on the streets.

You know that you abandoned my family. But if it happened like, would you, are you? I would be 100%. If they announce it, I would be like retroactive. It's partying like it's 2023, baby. With Moreska coming in, would, how much time you think he had? You think, I mean, because I see a lot of city fans been like, we have to be patient.

Obviously, no one is going to come in and we're just going to fucking pick right up where we left off. But the benefit is, Moreska is familiar with the whole system. So it's not like he's coming in. He knows how to use these players. But there is something to, like when you see how they talked about Phil Foden for the end of the season, they're not, they don't quite have the patient. And the same can be said for a lot of clubs that have a high expectation. but do you think he's going to, first of all, do you think the fans will be patient? And then secondly, if he's not

delivering, do you think they're going to let him see out, like, how many winless seasons do you see him survive? If there is, who knows, he might come in and start winning shit. Well, it's like, if you're really a city fan, you're coming from some bad

times, right? Like, and then the what? 10 years of winning relentlessly. Sure. But I'd say most of these fans are only used to winning. I saw a post on the main city celebrate it, they're like, it just feels like we're like any other club now. It was like really interesting. Like this, and a bunch of people

were replying to like, I get it. Like, there was something about having path that made it feel like inevitable. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the best coach in the fucking world. And it makes sense too. But like, I was just like, you're like, yeah. Oh, look at you. Welcome to not being in the top one person. Oh, where you're daddy? Oh, where you're daddy?

Yeah. Yeah, you're right. You were talking cash shit on Snapchat, bro. What's up now? Yeah, you're right. Where's daddy? It's like the credit. card got taken away. Yeah, yeah. And you're like, oh, you've got to go get a job. I've got to get a job.

But I don't, I don't know how. Does money isn't sharp in my account? Go to the job center. Yeah, no. We'll get you a job. I reckon it all, I think a lot of it comes down to, I mean, that's hard to say, actually, because I'm coming from an Arsenal century point of view where actually, you know, like we talked about, I think coming from, before Artetta won the league, we're like,

oh, there's something about this, the way we're playing and the, and the, and the, vibes and all that that actually I'm into this. Whereas I don't know if that's going to work, City, if it's like, if they're not winning, but it's like good vibes, I just don't, I don't think they care. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They don't even have anyone at the stadium for the flipping Crystal Palace game.

We were surviving off merch drops and vibes for ages. Oh, yeah, yeah. You guys, you bought any more merch? Not off the back of the world. You know what's crazy? Not yet. I'm getting that championship. I'm getting one of those gold ones.

I want that champion's jersey. Yeah, yeah. But part of me doesn't want one that just. as champions. I don't want to waiting to see what's I saw someone

there is this guy Rocky Nico shout out Rocky Nico who like who has like you know he's like a purveyor of like vintage jerseys

and he was he had one that was like a Declan Rice one from this season that said it's not done oh yeah underneath it's like it said rice

and then on the bottom said it's not done with like the gold patch that's that's I'm looking when you're talking about buying a replica trophy for your house

yeah yeah it's how much $1,700 if I want the 477 centimeter. I don't know if you'd need before. Oh, hell yeah. I'm lifting a 10 kilogram trophy.

I don't give up. If you get that to get value for money, like you've got to have a lot of can you drink out of it? That's what I'm thinking. It's got to be used for it. No, you'll get lead poisoning. Oh, you get lead. It's all lead. It's not. I'm pretty sure. I mean, it's still worth it.

Still worth it. The fogging standards, guys. You could use it as an x-ray beer when you go to the dinners. That would be so funny. And they go, don't worry, I've got my own. And you just say that. Oh, right, there you go.

They're like, sir, this is not going to work. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. I've done. I just did this at my last appointment. It's late. It's lit. It's lit.

Yeah. I mean, I'm serious. I mean, every time I see the players holding it, my fucking eyes are watering. And I'm like, I feel like fucking smigle. It's massive as well. Let's just be honest. A massive trophy is, you know, In cricket in England,

the ashes is like a tiny urnance, like the burnt ashes. It's like, give me a massive Stanley Cup. It's very American, but just make it massive. Give me something that if dropped on a toddler, would kill them. How do I know I won?

Yeah. A lot of tests. A lot of tests happened for them to establish that. And we lost a lot of good toddlers on the way, but we eventually got to, imagine it. It's about the end. They justified a means,

for sure. I'll get it. I don't give a fuck, bro. My son can have crooked teeth. Man, you know what I just remember. I can't stop thinking about you at Dr. Yang's office where I go from my dad. And for some reason you're naked underneath it. It feels better on my skin.

You want to do? You want to try it? You want to try it? And then the doctor goes, all right. And then he's naked. He's like. And you're naked doing the x-ray behind the white. Like, all right, I'm going to impress it.

The hygienist comes out of the bathroom. He's like, what are you? What are you? It's a champion. This guy's bare ass, Dr. Yang. He's like, yeah, man, but he's got, have you tried here? Look at this. To get in here.

Try this. This is lead. This will actually protect you from the X-rays. All lead, baby. Yo, you know what I remember also in the middle of the game Sunday? I got to get a Chicago PD tattoo now. Oh, yeah. Did you say we were going to get one?

If we win the league? I said if we won the league, I was going to. Now, hopefully what I said was if we win the quadruple, I'll do it. But I definitely said if we win her, like a. a serious trophy. Yeah. I got a game. A West World.

Yeah, you might have said Westworld. Ooh. Yeah, we, we said some shit on here. I'll just get another Arsenal test. That's fair. I'll just do that. That's fair.

I'll just do that. Do you see Ruben Dangor, the guy who does like a lot of the art for the club? He had like a, he made like a bunch of flash tattoo sheets of like for, because like, it was crazy. The amount of Arsenal tattoo artists that came out of the woodwork this last week was crazy.

Every tattoo shop in London is like, come on in for your Arsenal ink. Some things are like straight up clip art. I'm like, do this is not interesting. But there were some like really good ones. Well, in the group chat, I got added to the, yes, yes. Come on, you gunners one.

Some guy, I don't know. Friends, they said to go, uh-oh. It was like DM doing going, and I've done it. And he's just got cannon on the old wrist. Yeah. I don't know. It was funny when you think, like, absolutely good. Is this funny when it's like a married man of kids and his wife's like,

what do you do? It's just a funny thing to judge. Man. You feel like a 20-year-old. It kind of makes sense. People just like your family are like, You don't even have your son's name on your body. Yeah.

I see him all the time. Jinks what? My girl told me not to get this tattoo. I'm not even married. I was like, how are you going to tell me? We haven't got kids. Right, right, right.

I could desecrate my body. I've got two. I was going to get, I was thinking about getting the TV listing from when we won. I was going to get like, yeah, yeah, like, like, Manu versus Bournemouth on USA Network. And then in the next block, Chicago PD, followed by Chicago PD, right on the arm.

It's like the TV guy. Yeah, the TV guard. Crazy. And she also said it was crazy. I'm like, that's why. Yeah, that's interesting. You know what I might do? What about Gunnersaurus lifting that bad boy?

Yeah. Gunnersaurus, like, Oh, hell, yeah. Japanese garner source, by the way. Shout out my boy Tomiyos. Yeah. Remember when he, when he, like, bowed to Tomi Yat. Yeah.

Oh, I get Gunners source ripping the Man City bottle guy in half. Ooh. Cozella stuff. Yeah. Okay. No, he's drinking. He's drinking him. Yeah.

bottle. Oh, he's ripped his head off. Yes. Blood down in. He's drinking the blood. Drinking his decapitated body. Oh, that sounds really good to me. You go into a tattoo shop and they're like, I don't know for us.

That's kind of hard core. You know what's funny is like now that guy, bring back to the bottle guy, the most famous man in the whole of sports right now. Yeah. Is because Arsenal won is a bit banter. He's going to, if they had actually won it, Man City, he would be making bank just going, he'd be paying to be at your party. Bro, Arsenal bottle?

He's stag do with him just go. It comes in. and he just does a pose to the bottle. And he goes, yeah. Oh, he fucking did it. Meanwhile, yeah, Hello Darkness, my old friend. Song of Silence is playing in his mind as he does it. I made 75 pounds today.

Yeah, bro. How did you know? I was a walkthrough. I just drink a bussel. I did a walkthrough with a nightclub. Yeah, they shoved it back. That's up my bomb, but it was worth it. Now, that's the easy mode version.

If he really wants to go hard, he could have started. Like, if Citi had won, he could start a water company. He could take over like Deer Park or something. Selling like, selling water bottles. outside the stadium. Yeah. Have you gotten your water from the bottle guy?

Like you have to. Like every time he come to the Eddie had, you got to get a bottle. Got a little bit of P in it, but it's so, the pH balance. Yeah.

He did lose custody of his son. Okay. But hey, look, we're all doing it how we can. Okay. Well, God. What a fucking time.

The Champions League's coming up, mate. Champions League next. How do y'all feel about it? I feel great. I feel like us. Mostly because there's no expectation,

not because I'm like, we're winning that shit, but it feels like, I'm just fired up. I'm like, yeah, let's go. Let's go. It feels good to be there

and it feels good to not have the expectation. I do still, I kind of fear that the celebration will have to end at some. Oh, you know, it's done today. Macel was like midnight.

Sleep guys. He's probably like, what are you drinking, I'm screaming about? Yeah. Yeah, everyone's celebrating in the nightclub after Sunday. No, he's like, lights on. That is enough.

What the fuck are you guys thinking? That was a test, guys. You all fail, guys. You all fail, guys. And then now we go to the state and we're fucking... This isn't even a real trophy. And he just like, he opens it up. And it's just like, go home inside.

Just fucking with him. No, you know, they're dialed in. And all the players have said the same thing, too. they're like obviously we're excited about this but we know like there's an even there's another huge fucking prize that's just right there and we'll see Saturday. Yeah. I definitely like because I don't really get drunk to players like back in the day. So apart from the Aston Villa players who I will say shout out to Uncle Unai who normally

is a coward. But cowards, you had to get drunk and be pretty hammered at the bus parade. Yeah. The most human he's ever seen. I know. He was shaking everyone's hand. He's finally shaking hand. Oh, my God.

Was he wearing gloves? He just had to give him nine pints and he'll shake your hands. Right, right, right. Oh, my God. You got to be black out to shake hands. Yeah. That's funny. Everyone, quickly, go on.

He's hammers. Go ahead and get handshaking. Finally. He's just drunk. Yeah, good evening. Okay, well, all right. I'm going to put you guys on the spot. Give me some, give me some predictions.

I'm going to one awesome. Okay. I think it would be two no. Arsenal. Two one Arsenal. If I'm going to ask the one-nil, dirty, set-piece goal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then just the grit.

Grind fest. Rind, mate. The gay dating app is in action, mate. Fire up granger. Yeah. What about you, Jemau? I'm saying 3-3 full-time. Oh, my God.

Don't do it to me like that. I'm saying 3-3 full-time. We win in penalties. Oh, my God. It's going to be fucked up. God damn, bro. That's what I'm thinking. Because I mean, listen, Ryan's good, but PSG.

I mean, penalties is a good shot, actually. I wouldn't be surprised. All right, well, we'll find out next week. Guys, next week we'll know. We'll be a bit closer to knowing. We'll even closer. This week, we did finally get close enough to know. And then we will be the insufferable at that point.

And then we go into the World Cup. And then it's just fun times. It's summer break, guys. And we're starting off with a bang. So join us next week where we will be one step closer. Answering the question, will Arsenal do the double? Hmm. I know I will at In-N-Out Burger.

And you're going to, we got to send us a live. Oh, yeah. We got to get some voice. A voice memo or a FaceTime. Dude, I'm going to be outside of Amrich. Fuck that. Okay. Easy.

You already go. Get your pop dust ready, that. Come on, London. I do have an idea for a shirt that you guys, maybe you guys, we're going to sell this. And Capier with the ass out with the words of the unmentionables. Oh, nice.

I like that. I mean that much, bro. Let's talk about it. Let's talk about it. That's an a 50 crossover. By the way, shout out to Ben White to trying to pull down Piero. Yeah.

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