The Daily Zeitgeist - Been Dorgu’d

Episode Date: January 27, 2026

This week the laddies contemplate the ever wobbling Arsenal while also wondering if this very show created the monster: Patrick Dorgu!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yes, yes. Ah, yes. Match week 23. In Barclays, Premier League. It's so good. It's so good. And you know what? I'm sure a lot of people want to tune and they go, what's the most happen to that show with the three gooners right now? They must be fucking hissing themselves. Well, no, because I already did that yesterday. Thank you. I got these draws on and I'm dry. And I've come to my senses. And guess what? If you want to hear some light sobbing, you might get it. You might get it. But I think you might also get some grounded panic from us too.

And some grounded optimist. Or at least that's where I think that's where I've netted out at. I'm like sounds of blackness. Oh, I remember with that album. Yeah. That's it. Wow. Matter of fact, that's my word.

That was a great album. Anyway, it's A-Net Footing Match week 23. It's time to go around and ask everybody a couple words to sum up how they feel about Match Week 23. Jamel Johnson, how many words do you need? I already told you, man, I only need three. of blackness. It's a sole holiday. Man, I'm optimistic, dude.

I ain't worried about this shit. Oh, my God. What about Manchester United? Good thing we don't got to play them again. Good thing they're not in no other competitions. I might be worried. I might be worried if I had to see him in the F.A. or at Carabow or Champions League or any other time this season.

Yeah. Yeah. Beat the shit out of whoever you want. I don't give a fuck. After this, yeah. After this, dude, do this. I don't know you. Go ahead.

Sounds of blackness. Don't give a fuck. Do you know about sounds of blackness? cultural It also works because blackness It's like darkness Yeah But listen I'm saying

I really I'm so wanted to say yes To fit in and be cool But we appreciate That's okay Give me some background You don't got a lie to kick it And I'll tell you guys about sound of whiteness

Afterwards It's a bit of a weird meeting Yeah yeah Yeah It's on the same playlist I've actually heard Wham before But thank you Sounds of blackness

is actually from Minneapolis Fun fact They're band. Yeah, but they're like, and their producers are also from Minneapolis. Oh, my God. Yeah. Jimmy Jam, Terry Lewis.

Bringing back the gospel sound. Oh, we love it. Yeah. Yeah. So it's like upbeat gospel vibes. This is like the first. It's super 90s like, yeah.

Like, uh, silk shirts like to the club. Like, you're tucking your shirt and your light, your light wash jeans. Yes, yes, yes. And you're dancing so hard. Okay. And you have on like sneakers. They're like like a suede.

It's like a black suede type finish. Yep. Yep. Yep. And you're just. at my house this was the first modern album my grandparents bought

I'm with you so they were all listening to old shit and then when sounds of blackness came on 1991 they're like ooh what's this about because they also go to they would go to the church they were very church music but the upbeat kind of

a little bit of flavor yeah so the issue is coming from a from a Christian country but predominantly white is our church music is oh Don't kill me, no.

Tell me, we are going to fumble the lead at the top of the table. Oh, wow. That's what it sounds. What church do you go to? Is that Zoe Christian Fellowship? Our thing is a whole different thing. As long as you keep your head to the sky. Yeah.

You can win. There you go. Okay. Exactly. You know what I'm saying? Amen. Just because you fell off the path for one second at home in front of everybody. Amen.

With the money on the line. That's all right. Okay. God is good. All the time. All the time. There's a whole calling response. You'll get it pretty soon.

And as you know, listen, a lot of struggle comes with that stride. Yeah, exactly. But we're going to be all right. Yeah, we'll be all right. You know what I mean? I want to guys one of these two choices. Look, anyway, we'll get into all of the theories we have about the darkness that abounds. Chris, Martin.

How many words do you need to describe your feelings? I think I need four. Okay. I bought some crystals. I'm not even Not even for a bit, I'm so glad it was plural. So I,

let's go, shit. I was not, I'm not even a bit. So, okay, hang on, so here's the backster. I've been toying

with the idea of buying some crystals, right? And then, you got a bag of this what I'm talking about. Come on. This what the fuck I'm talking about. This is why we're lifting the silverware.

So yes. Yeah, exactly. You need to lift the stoneware before we can lift the silverware. So I, you heard it. This one,

stone of happiness. manifestation, creativity, transformation. We need that right now. He is not lying. And I'm so glad you sent Crystal's pull. $33 on this. Did you do it right around the corner? I went Los Felis.

You know, there's a little, there's this kind of witchcraft shop. I'm thinking about it for a few weeks. That's why I go to cast spells on my arm. Do you know what? I walked in and my wife was like, what have you got on it? You can't just walk in and not mention to your wife. You're now a necklace with a crystal on it.

The other one is Caribbean Calcite. for healing spiritual awakening. Okay. And then she just threw in a bit of copper. What is it? Just like it's good luck. Just good luck. Copper is just good luck.

That's just good luck. That's why people steal them off train tracks. That's not true. Methadics use that to get money. Okay. They're down on their luck and they want to get some good luck, then they? No, that's drug addicts. Okay.

That's why none of the streetlights work in LA. Okay. Yeah. But anyway, so. Man, I saw somebody rip the copper out of the light. Oh, my block the other day. It's wild. Have you ever seen somebody steal copper out of feet late?

I've been on many. trains delayed you to the copper being stolen. It's wild to catch somebody in the act ripping out the copper from LA street light because if you walk around LA, you'll probably notice like a streetlight that has like this little door at the basement busted open. Oh yeah. That's how they get in. That's how they get in.

When they get in, they go, we're in. How much are you making from a streetlight copper price wire? I don't know. Listeners, call in. I don't know what is the copper. Any copper. What's the rain from? A copper wiring. Let's see. Street price.

Let's see. Scrap metal price. in Los Angeles, copper, bare bright copper wire. We're in talking anywhere from $4.30 to $4.60 a pound. Four to $4.60 a pound? Yeah. If it's straight up copper. Now, if it's insulated.

What do you say? I said, sumo oranges is more than that, man. That's not a fire. That's a different type of orange. Insulated wire, 290 to 320 a pound. Okay. That's still.

So you want the pure copper, right? I mean, if you can get that. So you need that. So you need us a lot of pounds of. copper. Yeah. How many you get,

how many, now ask, how many pounds of copper in a streetlight? Uh, how many pounds of copper in a street light? Yeah.

Is my guess. Well, this is actually a lot of preamble to avoid talking about the results. So now me to get to my part. Some words to describe how I'm feeling.

Uh, in the words of Ray J, after Speedy snapped his unbreakable sunglasses and half. I don't care. So three words. I don't care.

I don't care. I don't care. care. Because we're all right. We're fine. We're fine. We're fine. So let's get to it, right?

Obviously, the big news, half of our text messages are like, man, I don't even want to fucking talk about this shit, man. I'm screaming at random people in the street wearing United kits again. So just give that again. You're on your own this time? Were you with the child? No, I was by myself. I was solo, dolo.

Going to buy my kid yogurt. But I had to let one off. It's a boo. Because you know why this one guy, he was wearing a retro United kit. and he looks so fucking... He had the step. He was like... Because I do this too.

If we put the smash on arrival, I'm like, yeah, let me change my outfit. Because I'm going out in the street. And I knew this guy looked like he just put it on. No, he wasn't wearing it all day. He wasn't wearing it all day. And I could feel it. And I could feel it.

And maybe I'm wrong because I'm not well mentally. But it felt real to me. And I was, to you, sir, it still stands. Fuck you. Okay. So, Arsenal 2, man. He's 33. Yeah.

Fuck, man. We got to the result. Yeah, yeah. We got to the result finally. How have we not mentioned the fact that you are partly culpable for the result? Okay. Well, just on the record. We should go on the record.

Okay, is this episode seven? Must be something like that. Six or seven. Seven. Can somebody who knows how to do this? Five week seven? Can we just clip up a one minute character arc of Patrick Dorgoo? Stired by Miles Gray, where he just went,

I've never seen anyone look more like their name. Look at a name. Dorgoo. And then week by week, it's like, Dorgoo ass motherfucker. Just each week he's like coming feet. And it's crazy. He was getting better. They play city and I'm like, they got doorgood acting like we weren't about to get doorgood too.

That's the prelude. After the city result, I said this, I'm worried about our match now. Yeah, that's true. Because this is a good sequence of pictures for them because with city, that's a derby. And you can start showing them tape and be like, remember who the fuck y'all are. and I know Michael Carrick, if he's a good manager, like, I don't know if you guys know this. We used to come in here and beat the shit out of him here,

that they were fucking scared every time. There was a foregone conclusion up until about 2020, 2020, 2021. That is what this was a foregone conclusion. It came in here. So now let's go see that shit happen. And they had a whole week. Look, okay, let's just go through it. Three, two.

First goal, Lysandro Martinez's own goal. Although I would have given that one to jury. You know what I mean? Yes. My brother, my brother and Christ. Why was he standing? there was a fantastically adventurous bit of play from our

right back. Yeah, right back at the time of the game. I was like, great. I was like, and then were you guys like me? I was like, I couldn't have been more relaxed. I was like, 30 minutes we played. I thought we looked so good, controlled and comfortable. I was like, yeah. And I was like, okay, we got our jamie goal. Fine. We always win.

We scored the first goal. We always win. Now that is true. But the truth, for me, I kind of was like, they're on our shit, man. Like, it felt like they had our plays. Like, they knew where we wanted to go. That press. They had our play was the NFL. Yeah, I'm thinking that way. I'm too American. They got our plays. They were banging

on trash cans and shit. They had our shit. Their press was just working. I was like, why is it working? I'm glad we're winning, but why the fuck are they still? Well, so after that goal, we started looking dumb. There was a few miscute passes. We went full Jason. Yeah. Yeah.

Shit the bed. Who is Jason from hell. Yeah. Jason in 2007. Go back one episode. If you're a real fan, you'll know the entire lore of the show. You know who Jason is. You'll know about Club Purple. You know about Jason.

You know what I mean? You'll know about Yuri T. Lemon's being in B2K. There's all kinds of things that people don't know about the show. Anyway, so then we saw it. We looked fucking shook right after the goal. And we were letting them back in. And we were all like, guys, we're about to fucking just let them score again. And cut to Martin Zubimendi with a, I mean, I don't want to,

it, to our, based on our esthetic, standards, hospital pass. He could have, he did not have to play the ball back. He could have opened up and had the whole pitch in front of him with very little pressure that you play another ball. But again, basically wraps it up for Brian and Bumo. And he said, I'm having it. Yeah, one, one.

Easy. Yeah, after eight minutes. Then, then half time comes. Half time comes. And we're all like, he's going to, our test is going to shout. Big changes. Yeah, exactly. Charmed a light ball.

Here it comes the second halflets. Little do we know that Carrick plays. Dorgue, some clips on this show. He played... He showed him episode 3 and 4 and 5 a 6 of Aene-Footy. He sped it up real quick. He condensed all those episodes into 15 minutes during the half, and he's like, just listen to this right now.

Listen to this shit. What's a goal, though? That was a fucking rip, bro. Killer. This is the thing we have to step outside of my biases for say. Barron in from... It looked like it was almost not going to go over the line. It was violent.

When he hit the top of the post and it does the... hits the fucking inside of the goal like that. I'm like, oh, that just... Feels personal. Yeah, because you just, you fuck, they smashed that in. And I'm there texting you guys going, it's a handball, isn't it?

Yeah. Just the saddest attempt at like, stabilizer. This could be a handball. Right, right, right. Never get a handball for that. No. No, even though he was pro,

part of me was also like, Martin, just get on with it, bro. Don't, just fucking play to the whistle there. Although he was already past him, so it wasn't going to do him much good. But again, Oh, God. What a fucking nightmare.

So we're down to one. Then we come on with the force ups. At one go. Yeah. Blue to load pretty quick. And I think our XG went down after that, right? He's been done that a few times out to see what he'll just so, which is so unlike what he used to do. Where he's like, I feel like four is too many.

That felt like desperation. Yeah. That felt, well, I mean, but it also makes sense. It's like, well, we're down. So fuck it. We're not going to lose harder. Yeah. And go something else to think about.

something. Yeah. I just was like, all right. You know, the Odegaard coming off, I was like, okay, I guess we're really, we're sending messages right now for all the subpar performances. But then McKell Marino gets us back in in the 84th minute. And I was like, all right, fine. We'll get out of here with a point.

Shit, I'm thinking we might steal that bit. I know. Because it was like, yeah, no. 804th. I'm like, yeah. At home. The players believe that a little bit too much. Yeah, it's on the next two months.

Right. Because in the next phase is. Yeah, boom. Mateus Cooney from outside the box. Apparently, like, an inordinate amount of the goals scored against us have come from outside the box. But he went cowabunga on us for the celebration. Yeah. What did he say?

He said, like, it's always me or something or something. He said the F word or something. And then, why am I saying F word? He said fucking something. Right. And then he's, like, in trouble now or some shit. He got in trouble with the league or something. God.

Yeah. Just give me anything. Good, man. That's such a joke of him. There's kids here, man. What the fuck. Fuck, dude. He risks...

Tate a goal off. Mateus Coonier risks ban after outbursts during Man United Celebration against Arsenal. I don't even remember... Coonius said an expletive into the camera,

which forced Sky commentator Peter Drury to make an apology live on her. Man, let them fucking say whatever. You can... Yeah. What was funny, by the way, just that journey on our equal...

on Arsenal's equalized and the man-use winner is a... I had to... I wasn't... I was in that weird parental thing of like... I've got to...

I can't just... My wife... It was just like... Like, I've got to leave the house with my son and my wife, 10 minutes to go. But I was like, you're driving. I'm watching this on my phone. Got in the car. texted you guys.

Oh, that's right. I got in the car. I'm in the car. I'm in the car. I changed the environment. Yeah. That was amazing. I said, you're welcome.

And then a minute later, Cunia scored. And one of you, I come over a shit. Get out. I said, first is what happened. You said, lads, I started watching the car just before that. So you're welcome. I said, cuff yourself to the wheel. Minutes later, holy fuck.

Get out of the car. Get out. You lost the keys to the cups. Cut your fucking arm. It's like 127 hours. You break your fucking arm out that thing. Get the fuck out. Bleed out.

God. Damn. I even got for a second, I was also, I felt maybe the spirit of Jesus Christ, our Savior would shine down upon us because we went full Christian out there. Amen. They put them all.

Exactly. Sock on the left. Sock on the left. Noone on the right. Jury in that left back. fucking Eze in the midfield. It was, Jesus boys was in.

They was in there. And maybe too many. Yeah. Yeah. The photo of, as I said it in the, I sent it in the chat of him with his hands on his face after that goal going. Yeah.

I'm like, bro, this is, you're giving them the Thomas Frank with the Tottenham Cup ammo right now. Don't need that because the amount of times I've seen versions of this image, unbelievable. You've been said it a lot. Yeah,

I've, I, uh, I had a friend who's a liver. fan who texted me on Sunday. And the first thing he said was, don't worry, it's not about the football. I was like, that's true friend, right? Because I saw the, you know, we see the notification?

I don't see what it says. It's just a name. And then I was like, I couldn't open it for an hour because it was like, because it came like 20 minutes after the game. I want to read this. But that was true friendship because he knew, I was not, I was too fragile to deal with it.

Yeah, yeah. What do you think, like you said Tottenham, it felt very Tottenham. Like, you're trying to, you want to be glass half full here. I do. I do. But like it felt like we just... Yeah, there was holes.

Panicked. It was so weird. Yeah, yeah. It was like we thought, oh, we're going to win this. Yeah. All the gas. I mean, all credit to United because they came to play and we simply did not. And they scored some great goal.

I mean, the Cooney Goals fucking class. And he gets up on after we make our four changes. You know what I'm saying? We wasn't ready for him to... No, no. And there was. And I think it, and the hard thing about it is it felt like classic Arsenal in the early era of our transition into banter club into whatever this Artetta thing was happening where it's like we had these

runs and then we just shoot ourselves in the foot. Yeah, it's been a while since I've wanted to turn off an Arsenal mat. Yeah. Like that feeling. It felt yeah. Yeah, it didn't feel good. It didn't feel good. Am I panicky? A little. But I think there's more to suggest that we will figure it out than this being the bottle job fantasy of many other people on the internet. I also think that the other team, like, so let's see, Man City have Tottenham away and who they, for some reason, never do well at. Yeah. No, Tottenham are terrible.

And they've got Liverpool, away. They win both those games. They've got Liverpool, Tottenham, Fulham, and Newcastle, I think. Yeah, or their next support. They're full of Newcastle. That'll be, my sort of pause for thought is I think other teams will choke a little bit.

But just to give Mann you some credit, I did see, I think John McKenzie and maybe a bit of, um, is it Adam Cleary? They were like, their press was very, very good. Yeah. And then there was, like, Lysandra Martin is, like, I think did, like, 13, um, killer, like, incisive passes.

Like, he showed, like, very, like, risky, but, like, executed well past. He's an easy guy to give grief, too, because he's so little. He's so little. Yeah, yeah. But he played aggressively and went, and then he showed, like, Odegaard, like, being risk-averse and the sort of narrative is, like, Arsenal, don't take enough risk and all that. But I just don't know how true that is because they were one-nil up after 30 minutes.

And if they're just not... I mean, I think they're risk-over in that, like, even from my lazy analysis as somebody who has been watching a lot of football played a little bit not enough to say that that would really inform like my knowledge about the sport but i also play so much motherfucking fiffa and pez don't get it fucked up you know like when there is a there's a there's a window to pass a ball and you do have to make that decision like well if if i if i don't thread this properly then i'm just giving the ball away so maybe i don't and i think that sort of impulse has been drilled out of this team completely.

Like where there's a lot of times you can see there's an opportunity for more vertical passing to happen. It just ends up being like, let's control the game. And that's what leads to every time we give up a dumbass goal. There's a guy being caught in between because when fucking Zubimini fucked that ball up, Rice is calling for it down the channel. He's like, I'm running full speed.

Give me that. And he decides to play it safe. Right back. And it was dumb and shit. Gabriel did the same shit. Gabriel does the same shit every 10 weeks. Yeah. He fucks up one of those every 10 weeks.

Yeah, he did a couple of really bad, but the other thing is, I think, I sort of stat like, none of our front three have scored a league goal in ages. It's just so long. Okay, so while I say, well, there's plenty to suggest that we could be optimistic, here are the stats that will shake you to your core, right? Just from this match, Arsenal made an error leading to an opposition goal in two of their last four Premier League matches, which is already more than in their first 19 games.

games of the league campaign. Okay. Mani-Denna had won away to the top side of the Premier League for the first time since March 2021. And this was like, I think the first time they'd come back and won since like 20-21 against us. Arsenal conceded three plus goals in a match for the first time since December of 2023, ending a run of 121 matches across all competitions without conceding more than twice.

Our first, obviously, league defeat at the Emirates since May. And then also those three goals that we let in, that represents 38. percent of our league goals conceded at the Emirates. So like, we're pretty fucking good. We've done, yeah, that's what I mean.

We're really good. And we've fucked up that. And I think that's really all there is. Luckily, we're still four points clear. And while, like, to your point,

right, if you look at the fixtures, these other teams are playing, City have spurs away, Liverpool away, Fulham, St. Harry, please deliver us.

And then Newcastle at home and then leads away. Villa have Brentford, then Bournemouth away, Brighton at home, Leeds at home, wolves away. All right. They've got a pretty nice fixtures. They've got some. But they are better.

We've also have some forgiving fixtures. Leads away is tough. Leads away is tough, but. We haven't won in three league games. They have to win. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm saying if you're going to say like, hey, you're going to get back on your feet, okay,

obviously not saying anything's easy, but it's Leeds. Sunderland, who we've seen is now not as, not as, you know, they're wobbly. Someone at home is a different prospect of away. Yeah.

Yeah. Then Brentford and then the dark away. Jokka. Brentford's away as well, right? Is that a home game for Zaka? What? Coming back? Yeah, right?

Just to fuck us? Yeah. We'll know a lot more in about four games time, but then he needs to, he needs to get some stones in there. Yeah. He needs to get some Caribbean. Let me get that.

Let me talk to that, man. I didn't mind. So awareness. Awareness, healing, spiritual awakening. Shake some shit up. Yeah, let me just. Have a lick. Let my stone.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Some of us don't rub off. Yeah, I need that on my knee. Some of us going to rub off with me.

I just might be time to shake up the lineup in the league, man. I feel like the least reactionary take is sort of like Artetta has to loosen the reins. And let's just let these guys play a little bit more. Like everyone feels like we are too rigid in how we play. And then other people are like, told you he was a fucking frog. I mean, that's insane. Guys, hold on. It's insane.

Yeah, let's try and keep our fucking heads. It does feel like Marino up top as a behind was when we played the best, right? Because it's a mobile striker with presents. Like, Jesus is mobile, but isn't. Not as big. Not a presence. Yeah. Victor is, I mean, you know, I've, I can't even.

I can't. I was texting. He did good. I want him to be serviceable, but I just can't tell if he's absolutely the worst. That one moment, was he trying to stab the ball into the goal?

When he got one of the was off the foul was given and he just kicked it. He gets it backwards. I don't know. All right, it doesn't matter because nothing would have happened anyway. The other thing is to, this is so, like, watching opposition supporters and people who are like,

pundits talk about this team is so funny because these motherfuckers have spent the last, let's say, three and a half years, preying on a daily basis that we don't get even close to winning the title. And now that we are on top, I've seen the ebb and flow

of the Arsenal hate where they're like, man, what the fuck is cool? Like they get so angry with the teams that lose to us and be like, it's fucking set piece FC. But I feel like the reaction

that we're getting about Arsenal, like all the doom and gloom, is coming out of the confirmation bias from a lot of people who have a very vested interest to see this team crumble, which I totally get. And then a lot of our own supporters,

they're foaming at the mouth, because they don't know which way to look at this. Bro, the our own supporters, hey, listen, I know that we just started an Arsenal podcast. AFTV might need to think about shutting it down, dog. They're not helping. They are fucking gross, bro. I don't fuck with AFTV because they're one of the big reasons that a lot of chaos was going down to, like, latter part of the Venker era.

Not to say that that, like, it was all defensible. But look, Robbie, bro. All right. We'll leave it there. It's just, do we need to be. Do we need smoke with another fucking podcast? I don't think so. I'll go out there, bro.

Well, you know, you know I got a problem with a... Traction does well online. Yeah. We'll bring our crystals. Bring Lee Gunner on. Rub your crystals. Yeah, yeah. I just think it's everything that we do is an overreaction.

We beat the intern and everybody's like, oh yeah. Ah, we're about to fucking... Yeah, yeah, sure, sure. Now it's time for us to kill Manchester United. It's like, dude, you're talking about Italy, bro. Yeah. Barely even playing, you know what I mean? The Americans, they got out there, they ain't playing no ball.

Yeah. That's just pretend ball. Yeah. Well, and also it's the Champions League where famously teams are not defending in a just morbid low block like we are in the league where everybody knows because this is the other thing about the low block, right? This is coming at a time where simultaneously we're witnessing the decline of Guardiolissimo and positional play where a lot of other teams are understanding this is how you're going to frustrate teams that play like this. And it's clearly happening like Man Cities in a similar thing. They're suddenly like, what the fuck is going on? A little bit.

And it's no different because Arteta is a disciple of that school of thing, although he has his own style, that we're also having this period of stagnation that we haven't quite addressed because of this very, very rigid way. That to a point was working, but I just feel now, like it really, I think my perfect version is like, you got to get a little bit of arson in there where it's like, let the fucking boys vibe out a little bit.

Make sure they're disciplined. Bringing them crosses in. Oh, yeah. I mean, even Madwecki, one thing I read that I thought was very reasonable actually in my sense was like, Arsenal haven't won the league, so they're naturally going to get nervous. Yeah.

But when the team, when you do get, every team gets nervous at this point, like when they think they might win it, but you just need someone who's just like going to come clutch. So we have a sacker, but he's not, he's not scored for ages.

Not quite. So that's why you need someone like, That's why I think the argument is like get Ezraun. Just get someone like that who can come up with a clutch goal. None of us strike is that person. Yeah. Or maybe take the pressure off because I feel with every game that passes, like, you're going to score, right?

You're going to score today? And I think with every game that passes, it might get worse. But I think the other thing is too, we have the players that can do the job. And it's now just like, what needs to be said? Do we need to have a come to Gabrielle J-Zuss moment? They need to go to Dubai. Wow. Yeah.

we're missing the Dubai run for sure. Just go to Dubai. Everything's better. But see, we're firing on, we're still on all fronts right now. We're just send out, send out the kids to play Kairat this week. Go to Dubai. Maybe there's got to be, Dubai's too far to go for a few days, like, if you're playing on a week. Where's a closer place that the lads can fly to?

That's a seven-hour flight. The Mar-Beeves. I think you've got to go like, you just got to go Brighton. Yeah, all right. It's just one-hour train rides to Brighton. Why not? Get on the beach, guys. It's got needles.

It's got band-aids. But, you know, at least there's the sea. Yeah, and Fat Boy Slim. A Fat Boy Slim. The fat-boy Slim is fucking in heaven. Yeah. The other thing is I just, I personally, I think, like to your point, because of the time that's, depending on how long you've been supporting a club, you may be losing your grip on reality from the lack of silverware.

So a fuck up like this is going to make things feel more catastrophic because we are honestly, we're so. desperate to win the league because it's been so long. And we've, we've been faithfully backing this team and it feels like it's the right time. But yeah, we do need, we need a hero.

And I'm wondering where Kai Haverts factors into all of this. Right. Ney doesn't sound good. Yeah. Need does not sound good. Yeah. We're like a horny school boy. He's gone on to lose its virginity.

Uh, but the best way to, to lose your virginity is not to go out of their desperate to lose your virginity. Oh, for sure. Yeah. You just got to have, you act like,

already happens. So maybe, or you just, or you sort yourself out on a smaller way. So maybe that way is when the, when the Carabal Cup, that's the silverware equivalent of a hand job. Open the pillow. Get that done.

And then, could you imagine our tennis? Guys, I want you get in here. Lift this trophy, guys. I want you to feel what it's going to feel like, guys. No,

hold your trophy in one hand. Yeah. Hold your penis in the other. Guys, which one is heavier, guys? Check out these balls. Carato my balls, guys Yeah, exactly, guys I did not jerk off during this game, by the way, so I'm sorry.

Okay. Well, usually get one off. I usually give one. Why did I spend all this fucking time talking about XG and shit when really you wasn't jerking off? I spent $33 of crystals. I should have bought you some lotion. I'm sorry, guys, I'm sorry.

No wonder you didn't answer. I'm like, hey, Jamel, where are you catching the match, man? Yeah. You know what I mean? No, he wasn't lucky. He wasn't lucky, Baldwin's. Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's why you got a band. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that makes sense. That makes sense. I mean, yeah, I think the narratives, they can be whatever you want them to be right now. If you want to shit the bed, go ahead and shit the bed. But the fact remains, we're four points clear. I haven't lost faith.

It just sucks because, again, even when we were like, we could have gone fucking 11 points clear. It's all because of these kinds of moments where there's wobble. But look around, a lot of the other teams are wobble. They had their wobble moment while we were bare, because if we're going to be real, we were barely eking out those results. So this moment was going to come

when it's like, guys, the Owen goal thing was fun to talk about our greatest fucking goal score this season. But that was all cold. That's all cold. You do need someone. I think you need someone to score some goal.

They need an attacker, whoever it is, has to step up and score. You can't just... I think somebody with an Arsenal jersey is going to have to score. I think someone in the Arkansas jersey and score some goals. I think the attacker should score goals, guys.

But you've heard it here. You heard it from... Exclusive. It's going to take a tweak in the formation or the lineup or something. Eat that. Yeah. Eat that. Yeah.

Or look, McKell, if you have to knife one of these kids in front of the whole squad to make an example and you say, look what you did to Marley Salmon. Look what you did to him. For laid down. Y'all were sloppy. Y'all were sloppy. That's why I had to ching man down, as they would say. Okay. Okay.

Wait. Where are we in terms of Manchester United? Are we saying they're back? I think. the most informed team. Carrick will be there. I think Clive on Arsenal Vision is very good at football announcements.

Like at the beginning of the season, he thought they get top four and people laugh to him. It's like, they have got a lot of good players and they are now just playing the correct way for their players and they've got,

I think Carrick will be a permanent man. Of course. We should have known. Do you think they will permanent? I think he will. I was saying they need someone more famous. One of their fucking. What?

Anyway, it doesn't matter. This shit is a perfect start. You got a role. Exactly. But then is, will the honeymoon end? I think that's what if people think the other shoes

He's got a great stat of like never losing a game over the, even though they were split up periods. It's like he's, and he beat on his last intro twice. Yeah. Did he be us three, two, twice? I think it's something's stat like that. Once he showed up in that damn P-coat, man.

Remember when Amarin used to just like a child? Remember when he used to come in the sweatsuit like he was on the team? Just further evidence that Amoran was a duck. The fucking fraud. Sent, sent double agent. Bless you, sir. United. But no, I think they'll get top four, to be honest.

I think they're in position for it. Yeah. They are fourth, right? Mm-hmm. They're playing like all the players you see that are on that team sheet are on that team. You know what I mean? You're like, oh, y'all got Mbumo and Kuna, okay, and Bruno Fernandez. Okay, that might work out.

And, yeah, they... Maynoo back, by the way. Maynoo back. My boy, Cobby? Yeah. Is it Kobe or Cobby? Cobby, I think. Isn't it two bees?

Yes, two bees. Please. And tell Patrick to eat shit. Yeah, man. Big Dan-Dash. Motherfucker, though. Looking like you got one of them fake-ass dreadlock wigs on. You've activated.

I like this. Never activated. Going down. Lord of the Dorgo. Because you can't go back. You don't matter. Why, somehow they're like, well, Patrick Dorgoe comes and burns the Emirates down somehow.

I'm like, how the fuck did? What do you do? Before we move on, where do you net out? You're fine? I don't care. No, I'm trying to be. I mean, I've just. You're trying to be English?

I bought some crystals, mate. I'm obviously not fine. I'm not fine, am I? Yeah, I guess. You have been rubbing that thing. I've been rubbing this copper. You've changed the shape of the copper during the show. I'm not fine.

I'm in that weird emotional stuff. I'm trying to like not get like to I was so annoyed all Sunday and I was like I was annoyed at myself for being so annoyed about something I can't control. Yeah, yeah. Hence why I've bought these. But I think let's see what happens in next game. They've got to be leads.

And then if they beat leads and they can steady it and it just depends. What's he going to do with the attack is my big question. I know we're selecting three goals. I'm not really worried about the defense. the attack. So let's see what happens against Leeds and then, yeah, I think what you said is right, if he can just

it's almost like, I feel like it's like a Batman scene or something. It's like, yeah, be the fear, don't fear the fear. Exactly. Like that kind of shit. He needs a new metaphor. He needs some. Michael Kane to tell him about the time, I've found a robo de size of a Tadgerain. And then suddenly

like, yeah, Victor Yacres, like, oh, wow, okay. It's like, but I thought started being Bain? We're not being Bain? No, we're not Bain. You're not even Bain, bro. We're the bats.

But yeah, so I think he rarely does badly for over three games, Alta, in his history. So I back him to beat leads. He always finds a solution. And this time, we're having our crisis while four points clear. So, yeah, exactly. Rather than, like, the thing that is scary, though, is playing city down the road.

Yeah. If shit gets tighter and it turns into the fucking gap, any bigger gaps. Was that 22, 23? when we were five points clear or whatever. But that match against City was like the death sentence. That was like,

and we never recovered from that. They need to get another cushion again. So we'll see. But I back Artes to fix it. He always does. He's got such a big squad. Best squad. Every player is almost fit.

Yeah. Apart from two. City have more injuries. And they're the only team I think that can win it. Yeah. Although it will be really funny when Vila win it. We'll just have a fucking, mate.

I'll be swimming in Chris. to my whole house will be a stone. I feel like the problem is the vibe in the stadium. I feel like the energy is when any time a mistake happens, the energy's off. There's no like unreasonable belief anymore. We have a problem being on top

and keeping the belief up when we're on top. It's like when we're ascendant, it's everybody's like, yeah, bro, try and fucking stop. We don't give a fuck score on us. We'll come right back. Now it's like, they fucking scored on us. I know, what the fuck? And the fucking emberts turns into a graveyard. and the energy sucked out.

And then they're booing at the end. There were people fucking whistling and shit at the end. I was like, guys, guys. Four points clear getting booed. Guys, have some fucking perspective. Guys, you still have the tags on your jerseys.

Guys, I have an Arsenal tattoo older than half of y'all motherfuckers and workers. Anyway, let's laugh at Liverpool. Yeah. Please. Honestly,

I don't even have the energy, man. Oh, come on, man. Now, you can laugh at him. No, man. I read the laugh at him. As I texted you. Oh, yeah. That's just do not.

That's easy. All right. Good. You want to Spurs? No, no. That's cool. I mean, Bornb... That was another wild match. Give me a tub of ice cream and the Spurs match.

Yeah. That's how I get over my breakups. Exactly. Show me the Derby. The Unai won where Terrera scored. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that one. That one. I want that one again.

But yeah, Bournemouth 3, Liverpool 2. Evan Nilsen, Jimenez, go 2-0 up. Van Dyke with a great header. They go up 2-1. Sobol sly with the free it was a free kick Oh yeah Made off by Salah

That's right There's no Yeah just around the corner right Yeah just right around And that's the that's the 80th minute Okay here we go But then the 95th minute I mean adbly

God damn Absolute dagger Off a long throw Off a long throw Of an actual long throw That was a decent length long throw Versus a Declam right That was like one of those things where

medium wrath, right? Those goals are so stressful when the ball is literally within half a foot of the goal line for like more than five seconds. People are like, what the fuck? Like when Enzo scored against City? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's like a change in the gravity. Yeah, yeah, 100%. I'm like, what they're going to get a dog? They got it in. Fuck. And then the weirdest finish. It's like he sort of somehow clipped it up into the side, like felt very accidental.

But yeah, those goals are looking insane. You're like, how are you all? professionals and not a single person to smash the ball out. Liverpool, I mean, look, they were 11 games. They had a really long unbeaten run going into this. But hadn't they drawn four games? They were not just saying they were winning, but they were unbeaten for that long. And I think that was papering over the cracks, as they say, to use a terrible football cliche.

But now it feels like a lot of supporters, or at least the ones I know, are kind of like asking questions about slot, what happens. I see him in his interviews, too. they're like, what do you say to the supporters? He's like, well, you know, I won the league with the same schwaat that, uh, Yergen Klopp had. So I think I'm okay because I won the league for a team that's only won twice in the last 20 years. And I'm like, dude, it's not going to make them like him more. That's, what are you going to be like, that's like telling somebody who's like, they're like,

you ain't never dated a duel with a job. So how the fuck are you going to tell me I'm mistreating you? What the fuck would you know about that being like, for a team that's only won twice, they better fucking like me. It's like, bro, you, let's be real. You may have won the league last year, but what is happening this year with those same players? I think a lot of players are aging or whatever. But now, apparently, the first official reach-outs and touch somebody's to Jabby Alonzo have begun.

Had to know that was coming? Yeah, I mean, that felt like that was the move really they wanted had he not wanted to go to Real Madrid and have his absolute dick kicked in by those players. I know. Doesn't sound. Yeah, I mean, there's been those rumors about the, I mean, who knows, but it does feel weird for there to be just fake rumors about the dressing room not going on. and not liking him.

Yeah. It feels like if I'm, again, completely no knowledge of it. Like last season, everyone was trying to be like, the players just did it themselves. And then Mo Salah had the most insane hot streak of all time. Yeah. And then it's a bit like Chelsea. They always used to like change manager,

but somehow would still be great because they're like, you know, John Terry is shouting everywhere in the Hazard. And they've got Van Dyke, right? He's, I'm sure, does a lot of the leadership. And they almost are like, we coach ourselves. We don't need you. But it does feel like at this point, it's like he's, I would.

would be very surprised we see the next season. I didn't realize they have a defender named Wellity Lucky. Yeah, he got an injury, isn't he? Yeah. Wellity, wellity, wellity. One of my favorite. I will say this, though, in reverse Dorgue fashion, I did say last week when they drew one all with a like an XG of throw, I was like, they're looking good.

I said, if I'm a Liverpool fan, I'm pretty happy. And I said, they're probably going to be Man City. And then they lose the Bournemouth. But amongst all of this, I feel Bournemouth are a good team at home. Yeah. Arsenal 3-2. They always, they hadn't lost there for a long time until Arsenal being. They've got no Semino now, but they are good.

Yeah, no. They've got a spirit. They have a high press. But yeah, so I'm hoping that Liverpool still come good against City. Yeah. Evan Nielsen scored in like the last five games. I might just be making that up, but it feels like he's on a hot. Yeah, he's going to against us.

He's someone that, like, could score 28 goals in a season. I'll still think he's not good for absolutely no reason. He always seems to be diving for a penalty or like, uh, what does it all that? on the ball, you're never like, oh. Well, he's got henchman face. That's what it is. He's not that little, you know, kind of scrunched a little. Yep, yeah, yeah. But yeah, no, I think you're right, Liverpool fans upset.

Borma fans must be, that Aureole is doing a pretty good job, Baron and he's lost all of his defenders, and then he's just doing it. He's still doing it. He's like driving a car where all the pieces of flying off. You're just holding a wheel and ties. He's still making it. He's somehow, just running on top of one wheel as it goes down the street. And what happened in your car, man?

He's like, it's right here. What do you mean? It's like, you're running on top of, yeah, all right, man. Well, that's Crystal Palace. Yeah. But it does still work. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, that one is truly, they're breaking apart upon reentry.

Let's take a quick break. When we come back, we'll talk about Totnam. The Tottenham. The Star of the Tottenham. Because you know, baby, if I'm crying, I got to be laughing at somebody's expense. And we know whose expense, we're laughing at, baby. So, yes, stick around. Objective, objectionable.

Objective, objectionable. on the horizon right back. And we're back. Looking down towards the bottom half of the table. Guys, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. I'm transparently a weak person. You're a bully who's insecure by himself.

100%. You're taking on someone else. My team is peeping their pants in front of everyone, even though it's okay. But I'm still going to use this opportunity to smite my enemies. Yeah. because that's kind of the fun about having a Premier League team is you get a team that you know you have to be like it's on site with.

That was actually one of my favorite things about like European soccer generally because we don't really have derbies that are, you know, in American sports. They exist, but there's not like a term for you. It was like, oh man, Red Sox Yankees is going to be crazy. Chiefs, Raiders or some shit like that. There's teams that you know don't like each other, but it's not like.

It's also harder because sometimes they'll just move a team to another city. Yeah, exactly. You were the local enemy. Now you're 400 miles away. But that was when we were in Oakland. Because a billion there got some tax credits from the government of a lot. Exactly.

Hello, LA Rams. Too much marketing for it to really be like blood level. Yeah, yeah. Whereas like there's something very tri, like the tribalism of like local clubs is what I was always like, damn, this is what the fuck I'm missing. Because as a Laker fan, I'm like, I'm done hitting on the Celtics all the time. I need a team. It's always crazy.

Anyway, just looking at the table. Let's look at it. Wait open, my friends. We got Europe locked up at least right. Yeah, yeah, we'll be right. We'll be right. Wolves on eight, Burnley 15, West Ham on 20, and Tottenham on 28 points. Now some are probably going to be like, oh, what the fuck?

This is like, who knows? Tottenham's next run of matches wouldn't bring a lot of confidence into my heart, considering that their next four Premier League matches are city away. Easy. Or no, city at home. That's worse as well. Might as well be away. Yeah, yeah.

At home, when you're like, hey, man, you need a win. Come on down. Come on down to Tottenham Hotspur Stadium. Then United Away. Newcastle, then the Derby, then Fulham. Ouchy. Then Palace, then Liverpool. So you might not walk out of there with much, playboy.

Now, I really don't, I'm not interested in the Tottenham are going to get relegated. Can I just stop you for one second? I've seen what your magic does with Patrick Dogoo. should we be more measured? Not because I think we should be more measured, but I'm worried, but by you saying this, the one game Tottenham will win. Would be us.

You're not open the door to that. I'm like, fucking. You are opening a board. Some guy, like, James Madison comes on in one leg, kicks it in the goal. If it is, I come in, yeah. Miles! The next day I'm like, bro, I won $7 million on Polly Market.

I wield all these results. That's what I'm saying. I'm not saying they're going to be relegated. However, one thing that I do do as an Arsenal supporter is whenever there's a less than stellar result for Tottenham, I must hear what the fans are saying. Oh, yeah. Sure. Because whenever I think I'm panicked, I like to check in with them and go, oh, yeah. What are they saying? What are they saying?

It's more Thomas Franks of fraud. Because they beat Dortmund. And they remember last week, the sequence was they lost the West Ham and they're like, get Frank out the fuck now. before the Dortmund match. He wins the Dortmund match. And people are like, unbelievable result, guys, two-nil.

Yeah. That's what I'm talking about. And then Burnley 2-2, he's a fucking fraud. Get him out. As expression says, not today, not tomorrow,

to now. And yeah, I guess when you see what Carrick did with, you know, why am I even comparing these two squads? I don't know.

I don't know what they're going to do. I don't know what's going to do. Do they keep going with Thomas Frank? Because it's everything I keep hearing is consistently, we know this is going to be a transitional period. Yeah. I think someone was like, I heard someone say that they hope he does well enough they can

line up a replacement or something because it's, I don't know who you, there's what, who do you get? But like, I mean, man, you didn't know they were going to get Carrick. True. And that's worked out pretty well for them. I feel like, that's not working, is it? Let's be honest. It's not, like, it's hard to be like, you see that Artetti need time and rebuild.

And they've had a lot of injuries. But he's, I haven't really studied. enough to know if he's got enough of the fundamentals, but it's just like, I feel like they're not, there's nothing good at, but they're not, like, solid at the back. No. I thought he'd make him really solid at the back, and then, like, the attack would come,

but he's not, they're bad at the back. But it's like, but they're solid in that, their center backs are absolutely, like, keeping them in it. That Romero header was a, a work of a skull smash, man. I've never seen a ball come off that hard from somebody's head like that. I know, I know, I know. but someone like Daniel Levy would have fired him by now, right?

But he's not there anymore. So that's the interesting thing. They're trying to do the opposite. But maybe with the wrong guy, I don't know. Is Tottenham's plan to succeed? Have we considered this? In the modern society, you know, there's a lot of different ways to make money. They're filling their role?

Yeah, they're playing their role. And these negative comments and stuff is making a lot of money. These expressions videos are very popular. Yeah, those, there's a fan base. Would it be good if they were winning? What would he do? Well, this is the same thing. It's like what Expressions is doing with the Tottenham fan base is sort of what AFTV was doing at the like ladder venger era.

Sure. Which is like if there was an entire economy built on absolutely shitting on your club and getting everybody like this place, fuck, fuck this place forever, fucking clown show or whatever. And I get that. I get that you're tapping into the frustration. But yeah, like it's now become like a full on cottage industry because I've, there's a few Tottenham creators that I see who like they really ham up the pain of it because I think like anything they're like, I think people want to see. Ding, ding, ding, ding, yeah. It's like the right wing.

Exactly. Exactly. Except it's the, you know, just humiliate me. Who could they get to coach that would want to coach there? Is it Wilfrid noncy time? Well, they were talking about Iriola for a bit. He's in there. He's a name being mentioned who I think would be good.

But they always have this weird things on them where they don't know if they're a big club or not or like a project club. Yeah. And so they're a bit like. Eriola probably would be a good map. I think they're like, well, he's not big enough name. It's like, you're not even that good. I mean, you won the Europa League last year. That doesn't count.

Well, I'm like, also like, let's be real. Y'all are out here thirsting for Andy Robertson in the year of our Lord 2026. This man is, yeah, is that's not serious. He's in, he's in pure 60% of his time's golf time. You know what I mean? He's at that level of his career. I really like Andy Robertson, though. Like, is he like really British-Roberts?

His personality, bro, he's just the funniest, dude. Like, his banter is really. I got to say, every time I see Liverpool videos from that he's good with the spots. He's really fucking funny. And he's a sweet guy. And he's a nice to say, just don't to be a tiny bit serious. He's been very honest about how Jot's

death has affected him. So I think actually anyone who can admit that. So for all those reasons, he shouldn't go to Spurs. Can we have to hate him? Yeah, because I don't want to hate him. That's what I was saying to my friend who is a Liverpool supporter. I'm like, man, I really like Andy, man. And I don't want him to go there. But luckily, because Liverpool have no

defenders. That sounds like that movie. is not happening or even close to happening. But yeah, I don't know what, I mean, I get, we talked about this last time, the Pocitino era really put Tottenham on another level, but they didn't build off of that. So it's gone down three levels, but now you also have the expectations of three levels.

They got a new house. Yeah. You got a new house. You didn't get any good furniture. Yeah. You're in there. You're what we call house poor. You know.

You went all in on that down payment, baby. Yeah, baby. You ain't got nothing to show for it except a big ass mortgage. Now, look at you back was I had a studio apartment with two couches in it. It's a mess. It's an absolute mess. Imagine trying to fuck a girl bringing a girl back to a studio apartment with two couches. Stacked up like it's theater seating.

What do you mean stacked up? No, I had them in front of each other. Like, you had rows of couches. What were they facing the studio? The TV and then the bed is that you can see everything. You can see everything in the place. It's a studio apartment. Was the bed the other couch?

It's technically facing the oven. Did you have a bed in two couches? I had a bed, two couches. That's too many. So when we first been to the studio, I'd never lived in the studio. I had to sort of downsize moving to L.A. and I just never quite computed how funny it is, especially when you're having people over and I'm like,

I'm going to go to bed. See you guys. And you just like walk four yards and just go to bed next to people just talking and having a nice time. Yeah, yeah. It happens to the best of us. That's why I would just drink a lot. So I pass out and I didn't know what was.

one. That makes a ton of sense. Especially like your former pan. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You just got to find another way to create your own room. All that's it. With chemicals. Yeah, with chemicals. Also had sunsos.

It also had saloon doors for the bathroom, which is, I mean, why is that? Why is that, I think? That's vile. That's crazy. You had saloon doors? Yeah, it wasn't my choice. It was the landlord's choice. No, I know that, but.

An insane choice. Jeez, man. In his head, in his head, no one who lives in there is ever going to have. a friend over or a partner. Yeah. Because that's crazy. You might as well have no doors. Yeah.

You could just hear the piss too well. You'll probably be like, hey, man, I think your car on fire outside, man, you better go check on that shit just so you could go take a shit with your roommate out. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hey, I just, my car's okay. I'd slash my wife's car tires just so I could take a dump. Oh, that's called wrong there. I still do that now. I've got a door, but that's... You still say there's a different stuff.

That's a big match for 10 years. You know what I'm saying? You said you have a lot of debt to just tires, right? Because you're always in there. I'm always in there. I'm buying three tires a day. Oh, well, well, well.

Anyway, um, should we talk about, do you think Burnley could get out of the basement? There's a big, there's a big result. There's a point for now. Nah. I think they,

I feel like every time I watch them they draw. Like, I feel like they must have drawn. How many drawers have they got? seven six draws. I feel like they've drawn the last six games I've watched them play

but they're weirdly like you know I think they're relatively well drilled and they've got a couple of decent players but no they're down West Ham could maybe save themselves well see like look at their next few matches right Sunderland they got Sunderland next

maybe you can pull off one but that's at the stadium light of light I don't trust them away they're hosting West Ham after that okay you've got a chance there they've got Threadbear Palace after that

Mm-hmm. Then Mansfield Town in the F-A-Cup fourth route. I don't think Burnley did. I think West Ham might. I think Forest will buy their... I think Forest should be fine. Hey, Forest. I can see Palis.

Small salute to Forests. Palace are in a real issue. Palace has got a real issue right now. Yeah. West Ham. Recent form, yeah, maybe not the best. Palace and Spurs. And maybe Leeds, we'll see.

Leeds aren't safe. They had a good moment, but we'll see. I just feel like Tottenham. They'll figure. eight points is a lot. Yeah. A lot. Well done.

Well, done, Spurs. You guys might just stay up this year. You know what, guys? You might do something. And I'm going to be real, just vague about that. Because I'm not going to doorgoo myself. Mm-hmm. Not a giv-a-oh.

Part of me does like the idea that I did, that I was able to form Dorgoo and the fires of Hater Nation. Yeah. It is, I've never believed it more than right now. It was just, it wasn't the fact that he just had one good game. It's like creepily, he was creeping up. Yeah, it was, it just kept getting. It's like the T, is it, which one is Robert Patrick in Terminator 2?

Just the Terminator. Yeah, the T-1000. T-1,000. It's coming. It's getting faster. Yeah, just like in your rear view. I'm like, nah, he ain't going to catch you. What the fuck?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And now he is the car? Yeah. Oh, fuck. And I made a medal. All right, let's take a break. We'll come back, hit a couple other results. And just a, my God, a set bladder came out of the fucking garbage dump with a take

that people actually agree with, but also Seth, shut the fuck up right after this. And we're back. Elsewhere. Shall we check in with LinkedIn Liam? Oh, please do. I told you guys.

That's the bow. That goal was. Oh, mate. He looks like a player, doesn't he? He looks so tasty. And have you seen him in his worship praise band playing drums? No.

He plays drums in the praise band. Oh, that's cute. Yeah. That's multi-talented. Like, he really looks like one of these church, it's wild to see. I'm like, oh, you're a good boy,

aren't you, Mr. Val? Okay. He's only 18 as well. That's the thing. He looks like he's like, ball and the Lord. Yeah,

just on 18 year olds to make this about Arsenal, did you, we didn't put in the group. Do you see Nuan Ari's goal from Marse? Oh, yeah. Rad,

halfway line, just, just softly placed in. Yeah. Yeah, it was just like, yeah. And everyone's like,

he shouldn't have, give him all time, but it'll be one of those things in six months. He'll be much more ready for him. And he's there with, Quentin Timber. He's with them.

Both over, you know what I'm saying? Brain both. Exactly. But yeah, that goal was very good by Estabal. And then I think they actually looked, for the first time I've seen in a while, they actually looked, even under Liam. They looked decent. Yeah.

They liked long as. They like how corny is, man. Sometimes they're a corny-ass guy. Yeah, because he brings it together, you know? Yeah, exactly. Because he's not trying to be cooler than you or act tougher than you. Right. And he's just kind of like, yeah, bro.

All right, nerd. Yeah, he wears glasses. All right, nerd. I'll listen to you. Because you're not trying to test me. Yeah, yeah. You're not a threat to me? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're not so annoying that I want to beat you up. Yeah, yeah. You're cool. You seem cool. You know what I mean? Like, I wouldn't kick it with you. Yeah. But I'm not mad about you.

Right. But he's, we did, I did text you guys. Did I put the song in your head of him singing, raining men to him saying I'm aging men. I'm aging men. Hallelujah. I'm aging men. Hey, hey.

Yeah. I want to go out. We're going to mall out. Gonna smash this shit in there. All right. Estabal on drums, right? Yeah, yeah. You have to see Estabal on drums.

He's so, he's so wholesome. Estabal. Does he go like sack of energy when he's 18? You know that very wholesome boy? He's just, yeah, it's so wholesome. Like, he looked like a virgin. And he's not even that good.

All right. You know what I mean? They're looking like a cartoon in the 60s. You know what I'm saying? There weren't a lot of fills. Okay. This isn't gospel chops. You know, he wasn't shedding, as we say.

But look, Esteval, good on you, man. Good on you, young man. I like to see a young man in the church playing. But Palace, look, I mean, like, that Jiao Pedro goal, that was some of the worst defending I've seen in a long time

where he just sort of got it quite easily, very slowly cut back and just kicked it. And they were like, I was like, Pallas are tired. They've been playing with like 12 plays in every game. And they just, lost the best play.

It's like when you go to one of those movie theaters where it's like only, it's like way understaffed, and it's only like two teenagers running it. And they're basically like, bro, do whatever the fuck you want. I don't even give a fuck. And you're like, there's a dude smoking crack next to me. And they're like,

give a shit. What the fuck? I'm fucking. Popcorn's burning. I got a... 18. I don't give a fuck. You're throwing pick and mix.

There's popcorn. I thought that was popcorn burning. That's what crack smells like. Dude, I'm too busy. I thought it was just that artificial butter burning or some shit. God. Damn. I mean, I get it, too. Like, they're being absolutely stripped for parts at this point.

So why even bothered? But hey, they didn't get a ball. They got no copper in their lamppost. There you go. There you go. Hey, Mateta's got no copper in his lamp post. May. He's trying to go to...

Forest is the latest. The latest bidding. Oh, Matteta. Come on. It would be a smart. It would be a smart move, but, yeah, Forest. I think Forest will stay up. I mean, a smart move for Forest.

I don't think it's necessarily a great move from Mattes. Where is Pettah? Sure, yeah. Where are they going to net out at? Like, what's their vision for the future? I don't know. Because, like, you will just be relegated. I know.

They're not safe. Yeah. Coach wants to go to. He's tapped. Everyone's giving up. The way he's talking, he's definitely like, he's ready to die. He's like, man, kill me. And why would they decide that after the best year in their team's history?

What is up with that? That's a mystery for. Yeah, they're not used to. This is not used to that level of success. I think they're like small. stadium, we're just not like, we're not ready for this moment. They're like a teen, they're like a teen star who blew up.

Hasn't been told out to invest the money properly. Right. About the dangers of drugs and alcohol. Yeah. And they're going to be, they're going to be washed out. Right. Yeah. They're going to be on, is it beyond the music?

Oh, yeah. MC Hammer style. They're going to be selling their mansion to a dentist. I think that's happening. Yeah. It's happening right now. Yeah. Yeah.

They're going to do the art fastest. Look. All right. Elsewhere, though, the World Cup looms. Jesus Christ. Man, and every day I feel worse about it. I ain't going to lie. Oh, yeah.

I know. I mean, I don't want to, look, if you want to hear my political takes, I have a whole other show where I do that, talking about. I know the vibe. It's called the Miles Gray show. It's in your shower every day. Yeah. It's on the metro red line, starting at the universal, universal station.

Right on the platform, baby. Look for the nude man. But, like, yeah. The U.S. is a garbage dump that nobody should come to. So, yeah, there's been, there's grumblings about boycotting the World Cup because of gestures everywhere. Yeah, thank you big. And now it's to the point where like first it was like an off, like there was like, I forget, one of the managers or owner from a German team. There's some German, German, German someone was first like, oh, this is, this is unheard of.

And people were like, German soccer officials. and people are like, it's an owner of one team. This isn't the German FAA speaking. But now it's getting louder and louder. And one of the most corrupt people in world football, set bladder, is now the penguin. Yeah. Bro, he looks truly like, yeah, he really does.

Colin Farrell based his look on. Yeah, here he is right there. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you saw, you saw, you could smell them from here. Good Lord. You could smell him through the screen. He's got that skin hair. Um, you know, y'allel far.

You know, y'all. I know exactly what I meant. It's coming right out of it. Yeah, yeah. And you're like, and this kind of smells like filial fish. So he on Monday was saying that, yeah, maybe people need to,

maybe they should be boycotting because there was a Swiss anti-corruption lawyer who was working on reforms with Blatter saying like, you know what, people should probably stay the fuck away from the U.S. for the tournament. And Blatter said, I think Mark Pete is right to question this World Cup.

What we are seeing domestically, the marginalization of political opponents. It goes on and on. Yeah, you're describing what's happening here. But also, Sep letter, take a look in the fucking mirror. Just realized. So obviously that is quite shocking that he would say that. Did he get convicted of his crimes by officials in the US?

Ooh, that's a good question. Because then, I mean, I'm not saying he's completely insane to suggest that. He wasn't charged. He apparently... The investigation came from the US federal forces. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So there might be a little bit too. Yeah.

He's like, because I was like, does feel a bit rich. Right, right, right. But that would maybe explain it. Oh, just because I awarded the 2018 and 22 World Cup to countries that shouldn't have never fucking had it because they were paying me money. Oh, okay, just because of that.

Okay. Okay. Okay. It is interesting there because obviously the Qatar World Cup, there was talk of it. And then everyone was kind of like, it's just the culture there. It's the football.

But the different thing here is like, this isn't like the cult, like what's happening? now isn't like everyone's cool with. It's not even that everyone in Qatar's cool with what's happening there, but it's not like a sort of historically inbuilt, like rules or laws into the society. It's more like there's kind of a civil war happening. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Just don't come, man. You know, at first when I was like 17,000, there were all these stats about people were canceling their tickets to the, to come to the US, rightfully, because of, you know, Trump and all the Greenland shit. And then I'm like, oh, man, cool, man. Maybe somebody can get a ticket for, base value and then I'm like, and then there's going to be ice goons there.

What the fuck is any of this? I don't know. Earth be earthing. Look, if Seth Blatt says something, hey, when he talks, we're listening. We're listening. We're listening. Sep, let me know. You're like E.F. Hutton.

When you talk, people listen. Anything else? I'm trying to think of there's anything else. From the world of sport. All I will say is that I couldn't listen to a single football podcast or engage in any football media for. which is an issue. So Arsenal better win the league

for the sake of this podcast. Otherwise, it's going to be pretty narrow parameters of what we're covering. Oh my God. I'm going to have a pocket for the crystals. And no opinion. No opinions.

Yeah. If you come back here with another crystal on that chain, I would have an issue with that. Okay. This is my one crystal limit. My one crystal limit. Okay. If Leeds wins, bro,

I'm beyond crystal meth. Yeah. Honestly, I might hit the glass too. Yeah. That would be a problem for me. I'll do it to give a little. Yeah, yeah.

We promise. I'll pay for it. Low key. Under the table, take. Oh, man. Mm-mm. Business lunch.

Come on, boys. Let's go. Who are those three guys beaming up in the parking line? Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, they're Arsenal fans. Oh, oh. All right, fellas.

Yeah, don't worry. Y'all take your time, man. You know the non-Arsonal fans listening, no. They're loving this so much. Of course. We're smoking, we're talking about smoking meth to get over our anxiety over the... You literally have bought crystals.

Yeah. They're going to work. And copper. They're going to go. Let's be clear. Let me just see this little bit of copper. Throwing this in as if that was like, like... And you know what?

Let me hook you out. Come here, child. There you go. Cross your palms of copper. Yeah. This worth at least nine cents. Anyway, I think that's going to do it for us this week. please keep tuning in.

So many thanks to everybody subscribing to the show, listening to the show. Please leave us a review. Tell your friends about this show. Tell them it's the perfect. Somebody, I forget,

somebody gave me such a, or the show, such a great compliment about being like, it's just the perfect balance of shit I want to hear and shit I didn't know I didn't want to hear

but I want to hear. And I'm like that. There you go. There you go. And I did like the person on blue sky because I don't, I sort of check out football stuff on X still or Twitter,

I do have a blue sky account. I never posted on it, but you did share a guy. Yeah. Called you out on that. Clayton. He said you manifested the door gooism. Clayton, yeah, you posted. You said, can't help a feel.

Miles manifested that door Google. And you know what, bro? Leave me alone. Because here's the other thing. Clayton is a United fan. So. That's. So you were waiting.

My flipping United fan friend, I haven't heard from. I hadn't heard. I thought he was dead. Yeah. I see the WhatsApp. Oh, hello, Matt Yuri. Yeah.

Hello, sir. One thing we do need to discuss. Sorry, to go back. We didn't discuss it. Mr. Picton. What? That was the E. The In Wright thing you were referencing.

Oh, Mr. Oh, mate. I thought you was dead. I thought you was dead. If I ever want to cry, I just put it on every time. Oh, man. See that clip about 15 times.

Every time. It comes up every year. I showed it to my wife, bro. Yeah, I've done the same time. You got to see it. She was like, you don't get it. You don't get it. You don't get it.

He was like, well, first of all, Who the fuck are these people? Why would I give a fuck? You just said, you kept pointing and say, watch this, watch this, watch this, like a fucking toddler. Yeah. No context.

And then I'm like, that was his teacher. A year right had a hard life. Nobody believed in except Mr. Pigden. We're not, we're not well. We're not,

this is happening on the universal redline platform. Yeah, yeah. Come through. Come through. I'm there. We do have to talk about this, not football related.

I put it in the, I guess, any other business. I get a text today at like 8 a.m. from Miles. I was on the toilet. Going 8.02. Chris, did you do a show at a police precinct?

And I'm like, pardon? And then you said, I posted the story of a fan. So I did a show for Don't Tell, who, Jim, I'm sure you don't show. Yes, of course. They do comedy in different spaces around America. And I went to San Dimas, which is east.

Oh, shit. Yo, don't tell San Demos. But it was in a potter. That's a porno series. is in a pottery shop called Hammer and Stain which I didn't make a joke about how suggested that sounds, but it's called Hammer and Stain

SoCal. That's the name of a neo-Nazi group. Okay, yeah. Oh, that makes more sense. Yeah, that's the famous neo-Nazi room. Hammer and Stain. But then you said it had like police slow, like... Yeah, there was like back the blue shit and blue lines, that's so funny because I only noticed

everything just said like, you know, because in my... I made a joke and say it's like, only like families or just a group of women come and like make crops. Everything that I read was like, home. Right, right. Everything had home. Everything just had home, home, home, sweet home.

But I didn't know there was a space, I was simply trying to get cops in. Overly aware of the semiotics of my ops. When I see that, I go, the fuck are you doing it here? Because I don't know if I should be in here if this is what you guys. The funny extra detail is the photo, the man posted of me

was I walk into the gig and he goes, there he is. Chris Martin. is my financial advisor who I'd never met in real life who didn't know why I was on the lineups because I didn't announce a line up and him and his wife were there

and then I and he sat in the front row and then the first comment I made was like I mean a lot of you probably wonder I said my financial advisors here completely by accident I said a lot of you are wondering like how does it why does a guy

performing in a pottery shop need a financial advisor and then I said it's a sort of guy a financial advisor who only goes to shows that a BYOB that's the sort of guy I uh I uh that was it that I realized he does look a bit like a cop in the photo.

To me, it even wasn't given cop necessarily. I just, again, like I said, semiotics, symbolism. I know about symbols. The flag with the blue striper is. Yeah, if you see, see again, Chris, I'll check it out.

You're not from here. You're not from here. So you didn't know, you didn't know. They added that. It's funny. I accidentally joined an old right march. I had no idea. That's stand up, though.

I've certainly done some shows. I'm hanging out with these dudes in London. You call you Kip? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They seem pretty cool. And then the other news national front? They want to reform the country? I'm like national front.

front and right? They said no. I said, I'm with it. I like that. National front. Better than national back. Right. There you go. Yeah. Yeah. Makes sense. Makes sense. Miles, you're with ethno-nationalist. Oh, shit. They kept asking me where I was from, but I kept saying L.A. and they said, no, not like that. In the world to stand up, sometimes you get asked to do a show and you're like, yeah, I don't have anything to do today and you show up and the boys are just there. Have you pulled up to a fucked up? What's a fucked up show you pulled up to? Haslinger Hall.

What's that? This was, uh, this was, uh, this was, this is, uh,

this is East Baltimore. Okay. Oh, no, not east. It was like North Baltimore. Ballmer. It was like not the black part.

Yeah, it's like season two of the wire. Oh, my dogs. Yeah, we had the woods. Just, just punished guys.

Okay. Yeah. Straight Polish guys. And it was me and Chris Lambert. I don't know if you know him. Not basically. Just imagine a dude who looks like he could be my dad, more uncle.

uncle of some sort of and it's just me and him we're only two black people for miles and it got a little dicey in there. Just you two to a bunch of white cops. To a bunch of white cops drinking Coors lights out the cooler. Yeah, you guys go up on stage and see him and go

this will be good. Swear to God. Swear to. Wow. It was that kind of shit, huh? It was that type of shit. And I'm like, okay, man, just do your shit and get out of here.

And I used to have this throwaway line where I would be like, you know, guys, I've been black for a while. Like 10 minutes in. So I just drive. drop that and I like it's going well for 10 minutes. I'm supposed to be doing 20. I say that halfway through and

the crowd is just like, yo, whoa. Hold on. Take it easy. Yeah. And I was like, damn, did you all not know? Like I've been up here, what the fuck is wrong with you guys? That's hilarious that I cause records. Keep talking about the Ravens, bro. Never to go back again. Haslinger Hall. Is that what started your

feticization of Louis Deenia? For sure. It did kind of as I left that scenario. I was like, somewhere between that in a couple of Chicago PD marathon. You can have a, yeah, right. It kind of led me there. What a love story.

You and a cop, push-pull, it would be like the new heated rivalry. Oh. Well, HBO, if you're interested, we got some ideas. Until the next time, that's been it for us. May I go around and ask people, do plugs? First off, if we didn't mention your team this week, it's because you could go fuck yourself. We don't care.

We're still in first. I don't hear shit for none of y'all. This is actually mostly thing. We knew y'all played. We know you played, and I'm giving you. shit about that. Shout out Harry Wilson, though. Oh, yeah.

Harry Wilson! And fresh produce is February 3rd at Blind Barber. It's free. It's this coming Tuesday. Next Tuesday. Keep up the good work, guys. I just really want someone.

Yeah, brother. Keep up to good work. Keep doing what you're doing. Keep even 100%. Somebody make a little audio clip of Miles activating Dogoo. Doogu activated.

Yeah, get the do-goo real setup for us. Maybe actually do that with him and Giocherez and see if we can get that shit going. For sure. Gene wearing motherfucker. It's not going to work. You know why it's because it was, the reason I created Dorgoo is because it was like truly like a Greek tragedy where it was my sincere hatred of him. Right.

That came back in my face. And he loves shit on Tottenham for long enough that, you know, I've already had my ups and downs with them. I've already had my carmic retribution. There was the era work that we were not eating them. And I was fully, I had to shut the fuck up and sit down with some insufferable Spurs supporters, I know. Pat my crystals up. You know it's time to go home when I start packing my crystals up.

Put it in their little purse. That's really good. If you ever feel like, why not that many men do crystals? They give a little purse for it as well. Yeah. That's not bad. That looks nice. It's like an old school.

I'd like to buy her for a piece of copper. And a bit of Caribbean. And a Caribbean. What a Cal? I went to the Pirates dinner adventure in Buena Park. That's the vice. Oh, how is that? It was true.

You know what I'm saying? It's kind of weird. It's not that good. Definitely eat before you go. It's just weird when they're walking around with a big ass bowl of salad. And you're like handing everybody salad from the same bowl. It's like, I know that's how a buffet works, but the presentation of this is bizarre.

Yeah, when you have like under your arm like this. And you're carrying it under your arm. It's like, I'm not exactly. It makes me feel more like a pirate, but. Yeah, not in a good way. A little more than I wanted to. I hear that. I hear that.

All right, y'all. well, that's going to do it for us. We'll see you next time. Peace and blessings and three points to those that deserve it. All right, later. Bye.