The Daily Zeitgeist - Campbell’s Soup Is For Poors, Prime Minister 67 11.25.25

Episode Date: November 26, 2025

In this episode, Jack and Miles are joined by writer/comedian/podcaster Caitlin Durante to discuss… Campbell's (of soup fame) getting caught malfeasing it up, Meta's own research into how bad its' products are for kids, PM Kier Starmer rizzin' the yute dem in skibidy Ohio (67), Disney's new robot Olaf and much more! Campbell’s Soup VP Mocks ‘Poor People’ Who Buy Its Food in Secret Recording - Newsweek Aakash Gupta on X: "this is an absolute disaster for meta. and most people don’t know the tenth of it. meta studied the solutions to child safety problems, calculated the growth impact, then shelved the fixes for years because metrics mattered more than protecting kids. in 2019, safety" / X Starmer apologises for leading pupils in 6-7 dance Disney teases an Olaf robot for its parks LISTEN: To The Floor ft. BADBADNOTGOOD | Lil SilvaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I have been really slacking on going to my local AMC using my A-list. But I saw Running Man. And you know, I didn't hate it. I thought it was, I was having a fun time. I wasn't thinking very critically about it. Does he run? Because that's what I was expecting based on the title. There's running.

There's not a. as much as you'd think. He does like kind of stay stationary for more than you'd expect. Oh. It's no like the chilling man now? Yeah, he's chilling man. You know those like super cuts of Tom Cruise where

it's just like all the moments of any movie he's in where he's running? I've edited those before. The only movie doesn't run in is Tropic Thunder I think. Oh wow. Does he run in Magnolia? I'm fairly certain he

runs home to see his father die or some shit like that. But I did a story of crack those like actors who do the same thing in every movie and that was it was John Cusack in the rain that because Bruce Willett like the way Bruce Willis looks on his movie

put no, that was a different one. Well Harrison Ford always points. Harrison Ford does like to point. Yeah, yeah. And then likes to throw a punch and then fall forward like kind of like he doesn't know how to throw a punch. That's kind of his move. be doing that, yeah.

He does be Harris and Ford do we doing that. Tom Hanks P's obviously. You got a new one. Mads Mickelson likes to be tied up.

Oh yeah. Mads Mickleson does like to be tied up. Wait, wait, look, can we go back to the Tom Hanks peeing thing?

Oh, that's, I've talked about it so much on this show that I'm just like, like nonstop, but it's, uh,

when his character's introduced in, uh, a league of their own. It's like with a long urination. Uh, as Forrest Gump, he does,

I got to go there's a scene and cast away where he like the one thing that you don't need to know the answer to is like where's this guy pee

um it shows him peeing in the ocean um is he peeing captain Phillips I don't think so but the dude is like I'm the captain now

and he just pisses himself it's kind of a character art uh in the burbs when he needs to get away from the family he pretends that he has to go pee um in road to perdition his life is saved by having to pee but it all it all

culminates with a green mile where his character's main issue is that he like can't pee well and then like John Coffey puts his hand on his dick and like cures him of his curts him. He allows him yeah allows him to pee

freely remember he's pissing so crazy on his knees yeah like just that scene is like you're just watching Tom Hanks have a slow motion orgasm when he finally can pee.

But yeah, the scenes where he's having trouble peeing, very difficult. Wow. Hi, Kyle. Could you draw up a quick document with the basic business plan? Just one page as a Google Doc. And send me the link. Thanks. Hey, just finished drawing up that quick one-page business plan for you.

Here's the link. But there was no link. There was no business plan. It's not his fault. I hadn't programmed Kyle to be able to do that yet. My name is Evan Ratliff. I decided to create Kyle, my AI co-founder, after hearing a lot of stuff like this from OpenAI CEO Sam Aldman.

There's this betting pool for the first year that there's a one-person, a billion-dollar company, which would have been like unimaginable without AI and now will happen. I got to thinking, could I be that one person? I'd made AI agents before for my award-winning podcast, Shell Game. This season on Shell Game, I'm trying to build a real company with a real product run by fake people. Oh, hey, Evan. have you join us. I found some really interesting data on adoption rates for AI agents and small to medium businesses. Listen to Shell Game on the IHeart Radio app or wherever you get your

podcasts. A decade ago, I was on the trail of one of the country's most elusive serial killers, but it wasn't until 2023 when he was finally caught. The answers were there, hidden in plain sight. So why did it take so long to catch him? I'm Josh Zeman, and this is Monster, hunting the Long Island serial killer, the investigation into the most notorious killer in New York, since the son of Sam, available now. Listen for free on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, wherever you get your podcasts. On the podcast Health Stuff, we are tackling all the health questions that keep you up at night. Yes, I'm Dr. Priyanka Wally, a double board certified physician. And I'm Hurricane Bolo, a comedian and someone who once Googled, do I have scurvy at 3 a.m. On Health Stuff, we're

talking about health in a different way. It's not only about what we can do to improve our health, but also what our health says about us and the way we're living. Like our episode where we look at diabetes. In the United States, I mean, 50% of Americans are pre-diabetic. How preventable is type 2? Extremely. Or our in-depth analysis of how incredible mangoes are.

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Listen to starring Desi Arnaz and Wilmer Valderrama. That's part of the My Cultura podcast network available on the IHartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Hello, the internet, and welcome to season 416, episode three of Dirtya Lee's Ice Geist. This production of IHartRadio is a podcast where we take a deep dive into America's share consciousness, and it's Wednesday, November 26, 2020. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. It's a national cake day. Interesting. Cake it. They're like, all right, we know you're going to be eating pie tomorrow.

Just don't forget about us. Don't forget us, but the humble birthday cake. It's also national Taiwan on day, but they're talking about the apron. Get your sleeves dirty. It's time to prep. It is kind of national Taiwan on day. For people who are in college or just like out of college, go back home. Go back home and everybody meets up with their.

friends and ties an apron on. Yep. Kiss someone you had a crush on since sixth grade. Is that, is that the day? Or is that just what people are doing? That's happened. That happened. Yeah, yeah. Everybody gets drunk and then you, yeah, yeah. Dude, you're not going to believe who hooked up at the fucking bar last night. What? They hated each other. Yeah, but it was National Taiwan on day. Yeah, so they did it. They understood the fucking assignment. That's right. My name is Jack O'Brien, a.k.a. Thick Van Dyke. That one courtesy of lacquerone on the Discord.

Shout out to lacqueroni. And I'm thrilled to be joined as always by my co-host Mr. Miles Gray. Hey, it's Miles Gray, aka... Let me... Hold on. It's like, well, get that bird out my face.

Look good, but it don't got no taste. I walked in, walked out with the plate. Mac and cheese candy, yams, honey glaze. Gobble up. Gobble up. gobble up Gobble up y'all

It's time to east shout out Salvador Jolly for that wonderful Squabble Up inspired AKA that I hopped on the beat about a half a beat too late

You know what I recovered As a white guy I thought you were right on man When I fuck up When I fuck up rapping I go to my two white people And I say was that okay That was so good

Was that good Oh my God dude You should be a professional rapper Dude, that was so fucking sick, dude. Are you related to Kendrick? Oh my God, bro. Holy shit. Dude, I got this one friend, Miles.

He's such a good rapper. That's what you're telling it when you go back home from college your first semester. I met a different person in college and they blew my mind. That was my favorite thing coming back from college and just saying some new shit I learned. Yeah, well, it doesn't matter anyways. Doesn't matter so white supremacist capitalist patriarchy we live in anyway. I took philosophy 101. None of the shit matters, dude.

What even, you can care about like Cartesian? You know what? Forget it, dude. Forget it. No, so it's like,

I think therefore I am. I am. Yeah, Thanksgiving. There we go. Thank you. Miles, we're thrilled to be joined in our third seat by one of our very favorite guests,

a talented writer, stand-up comedian, co-host of the Beckdale cast, one of the great film podcasts. They also happen to have a master's degree in film and the most anagramable name in the English language. So if you've been given their name in a jumble of out-of-order Scrabble tiles,

you may know them as Lauren D. Titanic, nine-tit Dracula, Latin dancer, UTI. But to us, they will always be Caitlin Durante! Wee-woo! Wee-woo! Have you seen that woman on TikTok? No.

Oh, no, never mind. Watch. You're just channeling her. Yeah, there's like this English chick who goes out. She's like, Nina, Nina, hide your men. And she just goes somewhere and she's like telling everybody to hide your man's because she's coming out.

I mean, true of me as well. That is the energy. Hide your man's. I've stemmed in. Hide your yams. Hide everything. Hide it all. I'm going to get them.

Hide your bucket hats too. You know what I mean? Miles was in a very cool purple Paddington hat. It's just a bucket hat. but again, like I said, you flip up the top and now I'm Paddington. You know what I mean? Hello, Gov.

The Paddington never say hello, go? This is 100% Paddington, right? He does not. And please keep his name out of your mouth. Wow. Yo, Caitlin was fucking offended. He does not say that. That's fucking offensive.

Why don't you move on, do some more rats or something, huh? Yeah. Caitlin, thrilled to have you here. We're going to get to know you a little bit better in a moment. First, we're going to tell our listeners a couple of things we're talking about today. We've got a nice, corporate malfeasance block up top um i feel like malfeasance is usually only used with corporations yeah yeah yeah anyways campbell soup not as cool as uh we all thought yeah they're they're malfeasing

it up we're gonna talk about that uh which has been making they've been making some news we're going to also talk about meta who uh had just a ton of damning information about how bad their products are for kids and we are going to check in with Kier Starmer. He's releasing a new comedy mockumentary that he doesn't know as a comedy mockumentary. He thinks it's a documentary about him. But the UK Prime Minister is, uh, yeah, looks pretty funny. Most Michael Scott, David Brent ass shit. Real, real Michael Scott shit. We got Disney's new robotic Olaf that's going to just be wandering through the world of frozen at Disneyland Paris and Tokyo. Okay.

And then we want to look at the phenomenon of wicked for good. And I have a very loose, I wouldn't even say half-baked, like quarter-baked theory, color theory, which I'm not going to get too deep into color theory because I don't understand it. But I feel like purple and green, these are the new colors of hit cinematic achievements. which I have to assume that that's why you're wearing that purple hat, Miles. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm all in on purple and green. All of that plenty more.

But first, Hitlin, we do like to ask our guests, what is something from your search history that's revealing about who you are? I just haven't. Sorry, I didn't mean to come in with such. I just haven't. I couldn't. I just don't search for things anymore because I don't seek out new information. No, that's not true.

This is not revealing of who I am necessarily, but I, well, maybe. I was looking up espresso martini recipes. Okay. Because I was like, how do you make that? I want to make one. And then any recipe that requires more than about three ingredients is too complicated for me.

It's a lot. Yeah. So I don't know if I'm going to be able to handle this. Is it just espresso and vodka? And a coffee liqueur. Of course. Which, okay, do you remember, a little sidebar here, do you remember when curag cups were first taking off over a decade ago, they had Kalua curag cups that was like one of the flavors? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I took that opportunity to make a stand-up joke about that, but I was like, coffee flavored liqueur flavored coffee. What's next? Yeah. Yeah, I don't remember what the joke was. But anyway, so you could add, you know, Kaluwa or something like that. And then you need simple syrup. Oh, man, you already missed. You need ice cubes.

So it was actually pretty easy. I think I could do this. Are you, do you drink? Does ice cubes count as an ingredient? Yeah. You're like, fucking ice cubes. Come on. That's some of shit you got to put in there.

Yeah. You know what I mean? That's true. Wait, but are you a martin, espresso, martini? person? I mean, I'll order it if it's on the menu. The problem also, though, is that any amount of caffeine keeps me up

all night. Sure. So it's a bad thing to have at night time for me. But if I'm at like a brunch, that's sort of what I want to espresso martini. Yeah, rather than like a Bloody Mary, I'm going to get an espresso martini. Right. Context. Context. It's coffee. But I also want to be

slurring my words after three of these. So, yes, let's do it. The eight ball. That's the brunch eight ball. You know? it's not acceptable to do an eight ball at brunch but you know get a little mix of a little up up down down the other day when I went to New York for that work thing I was at the I was at the airport bar I look I got a martini okay I was like flying childless I'm like maybe I'm leaning into this it was like around noon and these two dudes are across the bar I go dude the guy's drinking a fucking martini already they didn't know you had

super hearing yeah and I literally went yeah what of it they were so they were like oh no dude just saying hell yeah dog hell yeah dog that's what we're saying bro exactly dude and they like fucked off immediately and i was like i sound like a fucking weirdo that i just went what's up i call them i call them martins because they're because they're masculine they're not martinis not even that is fucking just so weird i just don't like when i hear people audibly talking about me i'm gonna be like you think you're low right now I'm drinking again. I'm like, I got no kids around me right now.

Fuck with me. All right. Espresso martinis. Shout out of espresso martinis. What is Caitlin, something you think is underrated? I think magic shows. Mm-hmm. Or just magic in general going.

And this might be because I just watched, re-watched the prestige. Mm-hmm. After many years of having not seen it for a while. But I was like, Yeah, magic is cool, and a lot of people think that it isn't, but I'm here to say that it is. Hell, yeah. Mm-hmm. I think it's beautiful.

Wait, people, people don't like it. People think that magic is for dorks and that magicians are dorks and that it's all dork shit. But wait, I get, I get furious anytime I've been tricked. Yeah, that's true. I'm like, you think I'm a fool? Yeah, he's banned from the magic castle. Because he was at a close-up magic show and he fucking duffed out the person. I keep grabbing their arms and like looking up their sleeves.

What's your angle, asshole? They're like, what? I just said pick a car. Went to the Magic Castle once. I'll never trust anyone again. I wonder. Do you think it's like if you have an inability to accept you don't know about something, you don't like magic?

I think it's so funny. The idea of people who just like can't get over themselves enough to enjoy magic. I love magic someone. I love seeing it. I love, yeah. There's nothing more fun than being like, what the fuck? Yeah. I know.

That's the whole point of it because you don't get to have moments like that really ever. So yeah, let your guard down. Let a fucking magician wow you. Yeah. I know. But also like aside from the magic castle in L.A. and maybe like a couple other venues here and they're like, magic shows just aren't as they need to be on every corner.

There needs to be a magic video. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. we need to have magic like the 50s had duop groups just doing magic

on every street corner around a burning trash can fire I'm saying yeah more magic I agree it's like not a mainstream enough

like it is a mainstream pleasure like everybody gets so much pleasure out of it is so fun if his and the last time you were like hey what did you do last night and someone said oh I went to a magic show that never happened

never it's like a children's birthday party thing that's like outmoded oh my friend recently for his wife's birthday hired up a close-up magician to do a like a little show this guy was fuck he was doing shit where like the card you signed was inside a fucking

orange across the room and shit like that and we were all fucking screaming and I think almost annoying the magician because we were so fucking injured he's like all right he's like guys we were grabbing him we were grabbing him when he would do it like Michael no

Michael he was shaking him by the lapels like rabbits are falling out of his coat and shit. He was not used to this many turned up people just be like, yo, you fucking did it, bro. Have I told the story on here when I was like at a really nice kid's birthday party and they had a magician slash mentalist and I got pulled up to the front and he was doing this thing where I closed my eyes and he was like, okay, he's under my spell now. And then he told me that like when I feel a tap on one side of my body, I raised my hand. and if I feel a tap on the other shoulder,

I raise that hand. And then, so I've got my eyes closed. He taps me on the shoulder. I raise my hand. And, like, there's a gasp in the crowd. And then he taps my other shoulder. And I, I raised my hand. Everyone's like, what the fuck?

And then he's, like, doing it. Like, my arms are, like, going up and down. Like, because I'm just feeling the tap. And I open my eyes and, like, he's like, all right, give it up for Jack. I'm like, what the fuck just happened? And I go back there, like, he wasn't anywhere close to you when, when you were, like raising your hands he was like standing a foot behind you just like raising your hand like with and they were like what did he tell you like were you in like nobody could believe that

i wasn't like in on it this is that same party where your wife left you after because you look like an idiot you look like a fucking full hold your little dick out in front of everybody jerked it off uh shout out i think you should leave um That's crazy. You felt him tapping. Yeah, yeah. So I think it's a thing where he is actually behind me, like, tapping me with his offhand. But, like, people are only looking at his hand that's doing the business of like, yeah, yeah.

So he's just really good at misdirection. That's what everybody said that he was, like, a foot behind me or something. But he must have, like, my wife took a, my wife took a video. We need to see that Zeprooter film now. I know. My wife took a video and I was like, oh, I think I can see how he was like, he would tap me and because it's because like he he spotted me as like a slow-witted person so so he's like this person will take a little while to like raise their arm after I tap them because you're licking

that big lollipop yeah yeah so I think he like taps me stands back and then raises his hand with my hand you know and because there's like a little bit of a delay in between me feeling him tap and then me raising my hand he like it looks like he's just standing back and like Jack maybe Or it's magic. I don't know. You know, this is the problem. It was fucking cool. It was really cool.

Like, I was just saying this that like, because we have cell phones, like, we don't do shit. Like, we don't fuck with stuff within our hands anymore, like, as an activity, like, of, like, yo-yoing or, like, a deck of cards. Like, I used to think of, there were kids who would just have decks of cards. They would just manipulate the deck one-handed, like, as, like, their fidget spinner at school or, like, just these other things. And I feel like, we're losing that gateway to matter. It's been a pen on my finger. I can't really do it anymore, but yeah, I bet you were good at that, Miles. Little pens, but yeah, there you go.

Swish. Miles just did it and flew out of his hand. I was talking to a friend of mine who works in a, like, dental department at a university, and she was saying that they're having to add a different element of training to young, like, dental students because they're so bad with their hands and fingers. They don't have any dexterity. They don't have any dexterity. So they're just like mashing people's teeth with their like big dumb hands. Jesus. Bring the magic back to schools. We need to bring the magic back. We really do. One time in college I went to a bar and there were there was a mentalist

and a magician and they were just like doing like little tricks at the bar. And again, a lot of people would have been like, who are these freaking nerds? I should shove them in. to a locker. But I went up to them. I was talking to them. And then I sort of, to neither of them in particular, I was just like, do you want to go on a date? And then they both showed up to the date. Because I didn't specify. And I didn't even know who I wanted to go on. And I, but I was like, I think I do want to go on a date with both of you. At the same time, I think that's amazing. Did you make them do like a magic battle? They, they weren't battling each other. They were collaborating. Right. So do they show up to date?

together on per like are they a team when it comes to dating i'm not really sure i don't i was it awkward when they both showed up or were they like finishing each other sentences yeah you each other same both of us it was right and i i mean also i didn't specify i was just sort of like hey you two maybe do you would have gone and and then they yeah and so it it was actually kind of the sickest thing i've ever done That is really cool. I'm kind of in awe of you. Did the date go well?

Fine. I realized by the end that I wasn't really romantically interested in either of them, but I was magically interested in both of them. Of course, of course, as you should be. What is something that you think is overrated? Well, piping hot take coming in. Get ready. Thanksgiving.

Everything about it. The food, obviously, it's like a holiday that celebrates genocide and settler colonialism. What? Yeah. Uh-oh. You heard it here first. But they gave them a turkey and then they gave them a corn back. It actually celebrates friendship.

Thank you. Okay. Friendship. Like the Mortal Kombat version. Okay. People are still like observing Thanksgiving. I don't get it. The food.

Sorry. It's bad. I hate it. You don't like any of the sorry. It's bad. I hate it. Except for maybe, no, I don't even want to say it because everyone's going to judge me. It's all bad. Come on. You can't, you come out with a hot take like that and then hide your zombie bite of a food take here. I like stovetop stuffing. Hell yeah. Go ahead.

It's good. No. If anybody comes for you based on that, they can get fucked. They can get fucked. You can roll up to my house where I will, I will, I will. cry that you don't like stovetop either. But like turkey is bland and it's a bad and weight. I've definitely had some very bland turkey in my life. Meat flavored snot. Like, come on.

Humkin pie is a gross consistency. This feels like a rom-com where I have to like, now my challenge is to make you a Thanksgiving dinner that opens your eyes. And you go, oh my God. It's not meat snot. But I get like there's so many layers. Like one's like, if like you're not trying to see your family, like, yeah, okay, what's the fucking point?

Second layer, I don't even like most of the food. Sure. Then the historical level, like, what are we doing? Like, what is this? Because, yeah, why are we all doing this still? Like, why? I feel like it's the one, it feels like the one, one of the few holidays where the focus is kind of trying to do something like inwardly aware, like bring some awareness.

If you actually tried to give thanks. Most people are like, I'm going to get drunk. avoid talking to my parents and then look at my phone to see what I can buy a Black Friday the next day. Right. It's kind of what happens for most people. But if you can kind of be thankful, sure. But yeah, there's no, there's no point in like acknowledging this original, like, genocidal myth of like sharing.

For sure. And if you want to express gratitude, great. Just do it every day, actually. Yeah, how about that? Yeah, good note. Good note. No, one day out of the year. One day out of the year.

That's it. After that, just, I'm just going to live in pure expectation that things should happen to me, all good things. It's the only day where I start to consider that maybe not everybody's been against me and I didn't do it all on my own, you know. And it's a hard day. I hate it too. So I'm like, no, no, they never believed in me. What are you going to eat for your alternative food programming, Friendsgiving, since it's obviously not going to be meat, snod? I'm going to find an Indian restaurant that's open and order that.

there you go there you go yeah like that all right on that festive note let's take a quick break and we'll be right back hi kyle could you draw up a quick document with the basic business plan just one page as a google doc and send me the link thanks hey just finished drawing up that quick one page business plan for you here's the link but there was no link there was no business plan It's not his fault. I hadn't programmed Kyle to be able to do that yet. My name is Evan Ratliff. I decided to create Kyle, my AI co-founder,

after hearing a lot of stuff like this from OpenAI CEO Sam Aldman. There's this betting pool for the first year that there's a one-person, a billion-dollar company, which would have been like unimaginable without AI and now will happen. I got to thinking, could I be that one person? I'd made AI agents before for my award-winning podcast, Shell Game. This season on Shell Game, I'm trying to build a real company. with a real product run by fake people. Oh, hey, Evan.

Good to have you join us. I found some really interesting data on adoption rates for AI agents and small to medium businesses. Listen to Shell Game on the IHeart Radio app or wherever you get your podcasts. A decade ago, I was on the trail

of one of the country's most elusive serial killers, but it wasn't until 2023 when he was finally caught. The answers were there, hidden in plain sight. So why did it take so long to catch him. I'm Josh Zeman, and this is Monster, hunting the Long Island serial killer, the investigation into the most notorious killer in New York, since the son of Sam, available now. Listen for free on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, wherever you get your podcasts.

On the podcast Health Stuff, we are tackling all the health questions that keep you up at night. Yes, I'm Dr. Priyanka Wally, a double board certified physician. And I'm Hurricane Dibolu, a comedian and someone who once Googled, Do I have scurvy at 3 a.m.? On health stuff, we're talking about health in a different way. It's not only about what we can do to improve our health, but also what our health says about us and the way we're living. Like our episode where we look at diabetes.

In the United States, I mean, 50% of Americans are pre-diabetic. How preventable is type 2? Extremely. Or our in-depth analysis of how incredible mangoes are. Oh, it's hard to explain. To explain to the rest of the world that you, like, your mangoes are fine because mangoes are incredible, but like, you don't even know. You don't know. You don't know.

It's going to be a fun ride. So tune in. Listen to Health Stuff on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey there, Dr. Jesse Mills here. I'm the director of the men's clinic at UCLA Health. And I want to tell you about my new podcast called The Mailroom. And I'm Jordan, the show's producer. And like a lot of guys, I have.

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just want you to live longer. We want you to live better. So check out the mailroom on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your favorite shows. And we're back. And it's time to fucking tell Campbell's Soup what's what. all right uh this is cable soup i i feel like is a an ingredient in a lot of casseroles oh a cream of mushroom cream of mushroom is like a baseline so even more reason to agree with kailan's take that thanksgiving pure evil um but i i feel like the baseline thing we think of when we think of campbell soup is andy warhol and then like being sick as a kid you know like eating chicken noodle soup. I did I have like very very specific sense memory of the little chunks of chicken in

there and never never having a good feeling about what what part of the chicken. Your mom let you stay home when you were sick. That's right. Wow. Okay. That's cool. That's cool. My mom would say you're lying like all the other American people. Yeah. When I would cough a little bit. But okay. Yeah. You're weak. You go and you fucking learn, idiot. sickness is weakness leaving the body. While your ops are asleep with a fucking water bottle on their head sick,

you get in that school and grind. Okay, so you can be years ahead. Man. Not enough water bottles on our heads these days, I feel like, you know. Did you ever have a water bottle on your head? No. Like a hot water? Yeah, just a big warm water thing. A big red balloon thing from the cartoons.

They're like, I'm sick. I'm going to put a water bottle but a balloon on my head. Yeah. I don't know why that's so funny. yeah we don't do that anymore yeah I don't think we even did it in the 80s yeah why not water bottle on head fever I bet that's something that you could bring back and like get people excited about again I mean you've got a bucket hat on your head why not why not snake a water bottle in there yeah water bottle fever head what is that even like where did that even come from water bottle fever head wouldn't it make the fever worse wouldn't it make your head even hotter yeah You got to smoke it out. You got to fight fire with fire and smoke that fever out of your head. Right, right, right, right. It's just an old-timey version of a heating pad.

That's- Yeah. But we thought, like, I don't have a heating pad on my head either. Like, I feel like putting a heated thing on my head when I have a fever is not. Like, I used to put a bag of ice on my back or something like that because it was super hot. Whatever. We're not medical professionals. We're not even medical. Speak for yourself.

Amateurs. Okay, you're right. That's true. That's true. You do have to... I live with one, and that's... It basically makes me able to write prescriptions. But, uh...

There's time as a doctor? Wow, that's pretty cool. Yeah. So there's a new story about an ex-employee who's currently suing the company after he secretly recorded a senior executive's tirade in which he ridiculed their soup, calling it, quote, shit for fucking poor people, end quote, asked, quote, who buys there's shit. I don't buy Campbell's products barely anymore.

Barely anymore. It's not healthy now that I know what the fuck's in it. Yeah, it does sound like a Tim Robinson character. Oh, this shit's for poor people. Fuck. What do you listen into? I don't buy Campbell's product barely anymore. It's not healthy now that I know what's the fuck in it.

What the fuck's in it? I think you should leave sketchy. Yeah, straight up. Yeah, like I think maybe we can actually hear it because this guy was just what surreptitiously recording it because he's like, okay, this guy's going to go off. A fucking nightmare. Yeah.

We have shit for fucking poor people. Who buys our shit? And that's just part of an over an hour long rant, says former security analyst for Campbell's, Robert Garza of Monroe. I don't buy it.

It's barely anymore. It's healthy. Now that I don't want to even in a suit, I look at it, you know, bioengineer meat. Damn. I don't want to eat a f***. a piece of chicken that came from a 3D printer you

yeah jack do you does that bring that memory when you're sick 3D printed meat damn he kind of ate with that one so the chicken does kind of seem like it came out of a 3D printer he then went on and you're never going to believe this based on what he said up to that point went on a racist rant about Indian employees

they couldn't think for the fuck I don't think of the fuck I'm like that what the fuck you dumb fuck. Anyways, obviously he was fired, and by he, I mean the guy who recorded him. That guy got fired for complaining about this guy's behavior. 20 days after raising his concerns, he was fired. Campbell's claimed that they're still proud of the food we make and the people who make it and the high-quality ingredients we use and attempted to dismiss the story by stating,

the alleged comments are made by an IT person who has nothing to do with how we make our food. that's slander do you know how important IT people are to fucking everything like it's and even then but also uh he is vice president and chief information security officer so like VP like the corporations there are a lot of people with VP in their title but chief information secure like any cheap taking shots at me right now like that's that's in this that's the C suite that's like a major role at the company that's yeah you're you're like a higher up You're actually the head information security officer. Here's what that means.

Yeah. He's some IT guy. I think you guys are making too big a deal about this. Did the video say that it was an hour-long tirade? Yes. It just like keeps going and going. It's kind of incredible. Like his stamina for just saying the worst, most offensive shit possible.

Like we've all been in meetings. What was the topic of the meeting where you go, here he goes. Oh, boy. It's our weekly check-in. Ah, just fucking shit sucks. These fucking people, they fucking stink. What the fuck? The fact that they weren't like looking for an excuse to fire that guy and instead

we're like, uh, he said that he said some bad stuff. We got to get rid of that guy who's complaining because we have to protect this genius. He spends an hour on company time just making people listen to him ranting and raving. About how much the company sucks. Yeah. Wow. In 2024, this isn't the only massive scandal plaguing Campbell's right now. In 2024, the Department of Justice and Assortment of Environmental Groups filed two lawsuits against Campbell's, accusing the soup giant of polluting Lake Erie with wastewater from their Napoleon, Ohio, manufacturing plant. Campbell's admitted to violating the Clean Water Act at least 5,400 times between April 2018 and December 2024 by dump.

waste that included grease oil, suspended solids, and e-coli bacteria into the river, which connects to Lake Erie. Okay. So I'm sorry, 5,400 times in six years. That's 900 violations a year. Wow. That's like three a day almost. Three a day is doing.

Oh, yeah, yep, violated again. Perfect. I don't care. Dup it to the fucking river. What do you mean? What do I do with it? We got some suspended soft. solids that we gotta do is that like the

gross suspended solid so what the river connects to lake year you act like we're putting it in lake year we don't know where the fuck it goes the guy who doesn't believe in rivers connecting to lake is nothing have you guys seen the movie karate kid three this will make sense in a second

what happened in karate kid three karate three is the one it's just back to the all valley karate tournament oh because two is they go to japan right two they go to okinawa three they're back and Daniel Russo is like much older

he doesn't just doesn't look like a kid in it. 3.3 living at home. But the bad guy in that is this guy who's just, my friends and I always laugh because he's like so cartoonishly evil and they like introduce him with a scene where he's on the phone saying, what do you

mean you can't dump it in Borneo? Who in Borneo knows what chloride sludge is? Just do it. Do it. Call me when it's dumped. And then he's like, look at this. Ten years ago, nuclear waste was the preferred waste you could dump it anywhere now everybody's a detective it's like

and we like thought it was so funny like how over the top and like villainous it was and it turns out like it was too subtle like for like Campbell's soup that's just like what the C-suite at Campbell's soup is like yeah it's like I don't care

dump it in the fucking river dump it in a fucking dolphin's blowhole for all I care you know we can afford it we're fucking Cambles. We don't give a fuck. We're the most powerful company on Earth. We're Campbells. Right. This had a, the dumping had a

significant effect on wildlife and humans. 2014 harmful algae blooms caused phosphorus discharges and agricultural runoff pollution, which led to Toledo's water supply being totally shut off for four days. The city of Toledo's water supply had to be

shut off for four days. Jesus. Yeah. They've been the subject of multiple controversies. from their slow reaction to addressing the presence of BPAs in their cans where they were like, I don't know. Like people were like,

it turns out 15 of the cans that we tested and we only tested 15 tested positive for this hormone mimicking chemical that was found to be damaging. And they were like, oh, okay. We'll get it out of our systems by like three years from now. their vice president of government affairs tweeted that

George Soros had orchestrated the migrant caravan from Honduras hmm okay so a little anti-semitism thrown in there long history misleading health claims this is one that kind of blew my mind they settled a class action lawsuit in 2011 which alleged that the more expensive low sodium tomato soup still contained as much sodium as Campbell's regular tomato soup they just switched the labels.

They just don't give a fuck at all. Like, not even like, it'll, it's actually like only 5% less. It's barely, it's like, nah, it's the same, it's the same level. That's the same shit. We don't give a shit. Slap low sodium on there. Wow. Well, and say, and they're still here.

An American, still like an American, like, I don't know. I still eat it every day. Yeah. Yeah. Unheated. Just crack the top open, sip it out the top. You know? I love it. I love it. I love it. Oh, man. Well, glad I don't need Campbell's. But I do need the cream of mushroom. The one good thing in there. Sorry. Yeah. Disgusting. Disgusting. Disgusting Thanksgiving castles. Meat, snot bowls for my goblin kids. But yeah, this just seems to be where we're at.

Like, Meta just had a report published on them. There's a lawsuit being filed against them and other social media networks for their role in tolerating and enabling sex trafficking as well as just like they had. Like, it's very similar to when you read about like the discovery of climate change, the people who are discovering it are fossil fuel companies. Like, they're the ones who are like, we've got this data that suggests that like the, the fossil fuels might be leading to this. So they're out in front of it. And the thing they're doing with that data as they're like figuring it out years before other people is like constructing a campaign to make it so that nobody believes that's

happening. Yeah. So by the time it gets out. Yeah. Got to inoculate the public, man. Not investing in green energy back when they figured it out in the 80s. But in this case, like meta was like we have all the data on like how bad it is for mental health.

We have data that suggests there's like a ton of sex trafficking happening on our platform. In a platov's brief filed as part of a major lawsuit, the former head of safety and well-being testified that when she joined META in 2020, she was shocked to learn that the company had a 17 strike policy for accounts that reportedly engaged in the trafficking of humans for sex. 17 strikes. I don't think I've ever heard of a 17 strike policy in any, in any context. 17 strikes, you're out. I mean, you're still in, actually. 17th strike. That's like as many strikes as rich white guys get.

That's right. Yeah. So, buddy, you better not do 18. All right, you did 18. All right, we'll give you 18 more. Well, now the thresholds toward up another 18. Here's a good news. By the time you do 17, they kind of lose count.

So you're pretty, you're pretty much good. you're a regular at this point yeah but yeah it's almost seems like predatory wealth extraction machines should not be the actors that we put in charge of creating the fabric of our day to day realities yeah yeah and i think it's important to note when inevitably the AI bubble bursts and companies like meta are being like give me the bail out i'm fucked up bad just remember these are the same fucking companies that are hiding their fucking societal zombie bite they've given us with their fucking platforms and being like just just something up about it and got it every day I'm just reading more and more talk about like the AI people being like I don't know maybe maybe this thing isn't going to do what it is we said it was going to do and here comes the bailout dude here comes the fucking bailout we need to keep pace with china you guys who need to keep pace with China oh we're cooked already folks just like let's make baseball baths or some shit like we used to yeah what about baseball slugger you know let's get back to brass tax folks what about brass tax we used to make brass tax

around here. Yeah. No, literally, we're getting back to brass tacks. Speaking of hidden zombie bites, what about mixing brass tacks and Louisville sluggers together? There you go. You know? Fight the zombies. And also, we're not going to be able to make the cell phones based on the frightening

news Jack dropped on us about the dexterity of young people now. I know. So you imagine getting your tooth pulled by like some kid who just like never had to touch anything with his finger. Yeah, never held a pencil. And it was just like, ah, I like kind of knocked out. your forefront teeth while reaching for your muller. Sorry, this is why you shouldn't use a Groupon at the dentist,

this loftus. All right. He does do that. Let's take a quick break and we'll come back and talk about other stuff. That's less depressing maybe. We'll see. We'll be right back. Okay.

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we're back and Kier Starmar yeah is a name that I know because he is the British Prime Minister yeah and that's about it I doubt I could not pick this motherfucker out of the line oh dude he loves he loves playing a bit of football too okay he gets out there in a rec league

bit of the old footy as I call it not as good as Zaron I've got to say with the ball at his feet, but still gets out there. Is there on good? Or do we just, like, want him to be good because we like him? No, I mean, he's not like killing it. I'm like, he looks like he's played. Right. He doesn't look awkward.

And he looks like, Obama at basketball. Yeah, yeah, you're not like, damn, bro. Look at his moves. But you're like, he's not a doofus out there with the ball. So anyway, the thing I love about the Brits is they have such a great sense of irony. And I'm, so I wasn't surprised when Prime Minister Kirstarmer

put out a teaser clip for his new BBC comedy mockumentary about being Prime Minister. And in this teaser scene that he dropped on the masses, he's visiting a classroom to sit with the pupils and check in on the curriculum of this Peterborough school just north of London. And the hijinks ensue when a student that he's sitting next to points out to the Prime Minister that in their reading books, they are currently on page 67. Now, will the prime minister resist the call of six, seven in a room full of willing schoolchildren? Who knows absolutely not he won't resist because this is, I, this is him. Because he's a gifted politician.

He's a gifted politician. And I'm sorry, the beginning part was a joke because it's not an actual comedy show, but the feel, the giddiness that you're about to hear Kirstarmer be like, six, seven is so dorky. and it's great because the camera's panning around and you see annoyed teachers being like, please don't make the kids do this shit right now. Stop doing the 6-7 show. 6-7. Yeah, 6-7.

All the kids start doing it. He's like everyone. 6-7. 6-7. We're not over that yet. We're not home. Still very much of a bit. 6-7.

6-7. 6-7. He's just looking at the teacher. Like, I'm doing it. the meme thing of the children. Word of the year, 6-7. I just, that one teacher is like, yes, it's still a thing. Thank you.

You absolutely. Please stop it. Google 6-7. What is that? This is just because we have kids, I feel like that. Anyone who's been around kids, there's just, it's, it's actually, wasn't the Webster's word of the year this year? It's one of the words of the year is.

from the desperate dictionary people. For people who don't know, we've talked about, I think flippantly, we're like, yeah, it's taken the earth by storm. But it's one of those things that I think particularly for people of our age, we're really into because we're like, what the fuck are they saying? I don't fucking get it. What is this? What are you fucking saying right now?

What does it mean? And it's just the shit they like to say right now. But again, it's just funny to see the prime minister be maybe more excited. Because he's like, everyone, he says everyone in the clip. Like, either he's trying to get everyone to do it. Or he's saying like, everyone, look at me. Hey, everyone. Look at me.

Oh, you know, do you know where the prime minister's residence is? Six, seven, Downing Street. I still don't understand what it is. And what's the hand motion? Don't even see the, I can send you. It's a juggling motion. yeah six seven but he just goes six seven six seven six seven six seven look he's he's a man of the people and he's really in touch but at the end this is just funny from the BBC write-up of this it says quote you know children get into trouble oh he says quote you know children get into trouble for saying that in our school a teacher told him afterwards we're not over that yet the six seven it's still very much a thing as he left the room starmer told head teacher Joe Anderson It had been, quote, a bit wild in the class, only to be told the dance was banned at school.

Then he said to the teacher insisting, I didn't start it, miss. What? Yeah, you did. You did. You absolutely started it. I think we're on page 6.7 and then he went 6.7. I mean, to be fair, the little girl was like, we're on page 67. And like, she was like looking at him, like, come on.

I'm throwing up a lot. Do the thing. All you put it now. Come on now. Show me you want my vote. And he laid it down. I do like that at any sign of conflict, he immediately goes to his instinctual talent. The way you get to a position like that is ass covering and blaming other people.

Yeah. Yeah. He was like, well, I didn't do. I didn't do it. It was actually that little kid who is actually, it was wild in there. Right. Exactly. Maybe you should be better at your job.

because your classroom's wild like what the fuck what's going on miss these kids are out of fucking control 6 7 6 7 miss everyone everyone everyone is that's what I'm like sir you're the fucking prime minister but also

what am I saying we have fucking weirdos and the heights of government in this country so yeah you know what 6 7 it up prime minister 6 7 up you know is that something would have 7 up 11.

What if the dot came back? Wow. 6-7-11? Yeah. That's, I mean, fuck. What are we even doing here? Why aren't we just out making printing money? Say that to your kids, Jack.

I want to, hey, kids, well, is it 6-7-up? 6-7-11? 6-7-11? 6-9-11? What? Nothing, nothing. Yeah, I think it's very confusing for people my age because we had the same thing, but it was 69.

And that meant something. That meant something. These two digit numbers used to mean something. It meant mutual oral sex. Yeah, it meant you were sucking and fucking the same exact time. You were sucking and getting sucked. Yeah, sucking and getting sucked at the same time. Yeah.

Post-sucking. Okay. And it was clever because your bodies were in the same position as the six and the nine. Remember you'd draw six and draw nine. Like, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look what it's doing. liquid is C, C, 69, 69, dude, that's what that is. But that's your mouth, and that's a P-P or OV-V-V,

whatever, dude, but that's what it is. It's an auroboros of oral sex. It used to be in shit. This is just from a fucking rap song by Scrilla. Yeah, just a random reference that literally everyone, like all the kids at my kid's school say it, the teachers dressed as 6-7 for Halloween, and we're like going around doing the juggling thing.

Which the juggling thing, when an NBA player does it, means I have enormous balls. Yeah. Like, they do it after they, like, hit a game-winning shot. Okay. They're hanging. Yeah. So it's a medical condition. That's why my, they're this big.

They're this big. They're this big. And just you understand how uncomfortable it is for me just to play basketball, let alone be this good. And I'm riding a motorcycle home after this. Caitlin, any thoughts on Frozen, the film Frozen? Oh, gosh. I was a full adult

When these movies were out So I don't know I don't I don't give a shit I don't care about I don't care about the shit at all And Olaf especially Olaf is the worst Olaf is the snowman

I don't like him Is he the worst My kids have started watching it But I've completely tuned out I don't know like I'm sure I can see kids liking him He's just like I don't know He's voiced and inhabited

by the spirit of Josh Gad and I just like he's just like kind of like like yeah every time he talks I'm like ugh he's it's like dumb guy like cartoonish dumb guy voice from the 50s when it was like they didn't

care about being offensive right right right you know he's just like he's like I'm dumb and therefore I have a lisp I was like okay yeah he's it's an ablest character it's an ablest character and Disney just introduced the world

to its newest animatronic character, not the latest from the Hall of Presidents. It's Olaf, and he will just, like, walk free. He'll just roam the streets of the upcoming World of Frozen. How is that the best name for that? World of Frozen at Disneyland Paris, but it's... It's an Olaf robot. It's an Olaf robot that just walks around.

and you can pull his nose off. There's like a 30-minute video that I chose not to watch all of, but when he like... 30 minutes? Yeah, yeah. That's almost as long as the tirade about Campbell's Soup. Yeah. These fucking people, they're 3D-printed assholes. There is, I mean, there is this clip that's 30 seconds.

This is from the 30-minute video. You were just talking about you. I'm so excited to see you. I can't believe you're here in the world of Frozen. There are so many people that are super excited to see you here. Walt Disney Imagine here. Also, I think that was 80 yard, first of all, him responding and saying, it didn't respond.

They were just talking at that little motherfucker. They're talking at it. It's staring vacantly back and forth at them. And like, there's also more cuts in this than like a Michael Bay Transformers movie. Like, it's cuts every, like, 0.5.6. seconds, there's so many cuts that it's like clear that they've had to just like paste together so many shots

to make it look like it is interacting with them. Right, right. Yeah. Meanwhile, have you watched the Paddington the musical? It's an actor in a costume and then a separate actor doing the animatronic like

facial expressions and then the voice acting Oh my gosh. The side. And then it's like people interacting with Paddington. How is it? prom this to it it first of all so fucking cute wow costume is really well executed nice and then because it's actors responding in real time it feels like you're talking to paddington oh my god that's crazy yeah i mean paddington great exam i mean paddington came out when we were full adults and it's just a delay

it's a movie that is ostensibly for children and it's just like good like movies don't have to be as like frozen to me just Hey, hey, where you go to this? I don't think it's very good. I just don't know what anything means in it. There's also footage of Disney employees teaching Olaf's robotic skeleton how to walk by prodding it with a stick, which is fun. Well, being like, hey, asshole, like, attacking it or just trying to, like, put it through its paces. No, just like teach it how to, like, correctly move and stay on its feet because it's going to get, like, jostled out there.

This news hit right after a defunct land posted a four-hour documentary about the broken promise of Disney's animatronics. Oh, which, yeah, defunct land. Great timing. Yeah. Defunct land is so fucking good. But we'll see. So they apparently made it so that you can pull his nose and arm off, which is something that happens in the movie. And I feel like this is going to go about as well as actually, it'll probably be fun.

But right, like, people in a Disney setting are not going, like, because you're always, anytime I'm in Disney, I'm behaving with the thought in the back of my mind that there are snipers on the roof. There are, yeah, yeah. They're ready to take me out of a moment's notice. You will get Michael Clayton at fucking Disneyland if you act out of pocket. You know what I mean? They let people die off the property.

You know what I mean? Like, if they're dragging motherfuckers, like, not dying here. Not dying here. Because I think the other thing, too, is like, you know what I mean? Usually with, even like with people in suits, there's always like a handler just within view in case shit goes left or they need to like help them out. So I'm sure if you can rip the fucking face off of this thing around a bunch of kids, they're going to be like to start running. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just see how quickly like the people who you thought were tourists suddenly start speaking into ear pieces and then you just get.

Yep, exactly. And then they're taking your socks off and injecting you between your toes, making it look like an accident. once for it. Well, Caitlin, as always, such a pleasure having you on the Daily Zykeyes. Thank you so much for having me. Where can people find you, follow you, hear you, all that good stuff? Oh gosh, you can hear me on the Bechtelcast and follow me on Instagram if you must. But I mean, these meta, then there's 17 strikes. I don't know. what I really want to plug is to encourage people to participate in the economic blackout that is currently happening and I've seen different sort of date ranges but basically

it's don't buy shit on Black Friday, Cyber Monday like basically for the week of the 25th to December 2nd don't buy shit if you do need to to buy shit try to buy local and use cash but yeah don't give billionaires more money is the sentiment and you know boycott and all that stuff sorry i'm not yeah no brain doesn't work but that's what i want to plug nice yeah do let's do it fuck the billionaires yeah fuck the billionaires but not the jobs they create but the jobs they've so graciously created for everyone for everyone they like god Breathing life into our lungs. They have created jobs for us.

Which allow them to extract resources from us and take them into their own pockets. Is there a work of media that you've been enjoying? Movie, TV show, tweet? Like, this is the time of year. I mean, it's all year, but this is a good time of year to watch Josie and the Pussycats, which a lot of people still haven't seen. Woke. But to my point about like not, you know, withholding your dollar as an act of protest and, you know, sending a message by what you choose to consume or not, this movie is about that.

But in a really fun way. Damn. So. I did not realize that. Have you never seen it? Oh, the 2000. one yeah it's oh yeah it's great it rocks awesome it's a good movie amazing uh miles where can people find you as there a work comedian you've been enjoying uh yeah find me everywhere at miles of gray

find me talking about 90 day fiancee on 420 day fiance a work of media i like zaraan momdani was on the adam freeland podcast and uh he i think we mentioned this the other day but i was just watching the the full episode they were watching the the North London Derby while recording a podcast, which I would never fucking do, and they were just getting updates as they were recording, I think is completely,

it's irresponsible as an Arsenal supporter. Responsible and unprofessional. Unprofessional, and that's why I think Andrew Cuomo should be the mayor of New York. Thank you. My two cents. Thanks.

Thanks for saying it. Thanks for being brave, Miles. You're welcome. Every day, every day. A couple of things I, enjoyed somebody at first adopter tweeted a thing that says invidia says it's not enron in private memo refuting accounting questions and somebody just responded to that with the bart sipson meme what an odd thing to say not and then mark at aging ranch hand tweeted literally lulling guy shot me with a silver bullet because he thought i was a werewolf i'm not and never have been i'm currently dying though on account of the bullet. You can find me on Twitter at Jack underscore O'Brien and on Blue Sky at Jack O'B, the number one. You can hear us on our new Monday morning episodes that are about icons.

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You can go to the description of this episode, wherever you're listening to it. And there at the bottom, you will find the footnotes, which is where we link off to the information that we talked about in today's episode. We also link off to a song that we think you might enjoy. Miles, is there a song that you think the people might enjoy? I think the people might enjoy this track from Lil Silva with the fantastic band Bad Bad Not Good. It's called To the Floor, just a great, great little collaboration between these two. And I think you'll like it. It's just nice and funky and just gives you a little bit of a neck snap.

So maybe you're on a drive, maybe you just want to listen to something to tune out everything else that's happening during the holidays. But check it out, To the Floor, Lil Silva with Bad Bad, Not Good. All right, we will link off to that in the footnotes. The Daily Zykeyes is a production of IHeartRadio for more podcasts from My Heart Radio. Visit the IHeartRadio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. That's going to do it for us this morning. We'll be back this afternoon to tell you what is trending, and we will talk to you all then. Bye.

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