The Daily Zeitgeist - Central Perk from Triends 9/22: Charlie Kirk's Funeral, Tom Brady, The Rapture, Donald Trump, Pam Bondi, Tom Homan, Central Perk NYC
Episode Date: September 22, 2025In this edition of Central Perk from Triends, Jack and Miles discuss their respective weekends, Charlie Kirk's funeral, Tom Brady's strange commentary, the incipient Rapture, Trump pushing Pam Bondi t...o prosecute his political foes, the abandoned Tom Homan bribery investigation, NYC finally getting a 'Central Perk' cafe and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Is this like a universal truth?
Like men don't know the age of their friends' kids?
Like so many times, even my closest friends.
Let's see.
How old do you think my kids are?
I mean, I refer to them by their age on the show, so you probably know that one.
Yeah, well.
I would say the Geist child is.
I can tell because your youngest child was born.
I know when he was born because we just started the show.
Right, right.
So he's as always the show.
seven years old.
Yes.
Because that was 2018.
I remember that was the first spring, winter, or beginning of the year, I remember from that year.
And I know your other kid is just, it is nine.
That's right.
Yeah.
And I can tell you for sure that the guy's child cannot yet smoke.
And that's about as specific as I can go.
Dude, really, really spreading to your bed out, right?
I'm going to go for like, the.
So I'm pretty good.
I feel like I'm good.
He ain't 18.
Jack, we haven't even known
each other 18 years.
That's what I'm saying.
I mean, yeah, I got a bad sense of time.
It is wild.
Like, one of my, uh, you know, my best friend growing up, like, sent me his kids,
driver's permit and I, like, fucking could not believe that shit.
Yeah.
He was driving?
Yeah.
Jack.
I know, that's like a funny thing, too.
Like, I have to really rack my brain because I can remember the year.
Like, and I go from there.
It's not like I always have a running thing.
It's like, okay, they just turned this age.
They just turned this age.
I'm like, they were born this year because I remember everything that was happening
that year.
Yeah.
I just had a friend because I, like, to the area, I moved.
One of my friends mentioned like a mutual friend who I haven't seen in years, like lives,
like in the area.
And I was like, oh, he's like, oh, he's got a kid too.
And I'm like, oh, how old?
He's like, dude, I want to say like four.
The kid is turning two.
he jumped ahead two years he's turning to like an infielder right now it is
somewhere between one and five but that's like doing double so yeah yeah the difference
to a parent between two and four is so vast sure sure sure oceans of time but to an outsider
it's like i don't know like when did it's not moana two come out did it come out two years ago
or four years ago i don't fucking know you know you know
I didn't want it to came out.
I'd be like, I didn't have a kid.
You know, like, my ability to know the difference between how many years ago something happened is pretty shoddy in general.
Right.
So, yeah, if I have not been interacting with that kid, I am going to, when I see them for the first time, say, and who the fuck is this?
I guess I think I'm around people who are just way on top of their shit.
Like, all my home girls know all the ages.
Yeah, yeah.
No, that's so much better.
Well, they probably also talk to each other more about women.
No, but I just like, yeah, I just, I just, it's just funny how much it's like a, like a dumb guy.
It's not just Tim Allen grunts.
Yeah.
I'm like, how many, how many Tim Allen grunts is this kid?
I feel like, my life, when I hang out with my friends is like, so what do they, what's going on with them career wise?
Like, what are you?
And I'm like, you know, I've never known what he.
does for a living at all.
Like one of your friends? One of my college
friends. Like he's, you know,
he has a law degree and like he's
kind of, he does different stuff.
But like when we hang out, we don't talk about
that, you know? We just
various things. And anybody in like,
we just look at. We just look at the wall.
Um, we
yeah, and anybody in the world
of finance, I'm just like,
I've got one friend who's actually
interesting to hear talk
about that shit. And,
Like, so I will, like, I ask him what's going on with his, his work.
But most other people, like, I don't talk to them about it.
And if I ask them about it, they don't want to talk about that shit either.
Yeah, my, my friend from middle school, I have no idea what he does for a job.
We've been friends for decades.
And then my other friend, no idea at all.
Like, you couldn't even at this point?
No.
I don't know what he used to be a carpenter.
I don't know what he does for work now.
Oh, man, I know a carpenter who had some pretty good stories.
Hold on, you're in good company, it sounds like, yeah.
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welcome to this episode
of Week Trend
Dernaly's egg, guys!
Yeah.
Do you know
the me saying
Dernalies eight guys?
For seven years in a row is what fried
my vocal cords?
I thought it was snorting all that powdered milk.
All that powdered milk.
My name is Jack O'Brien that over there is Mr.
Miles Gray. We are of course referencing
the urban legend,
possibly true story,
a loose theory
that Al Pacino's voice
when he went from
talking like Michael Corleone in a
normal voice to talking like
Osamity Sam
with us
a cha cha cha cha
was all of
the powdered milk
that he had to snort
in Scarface
that's like wild
fucked up his whole shit
I wonder like what the whole process was
for like that like the prop master
when it's like all right we got to figure out some shit
for him to snort besides
cocaine and we can't keep doing
cocaine because it's messing up the production
So I guess powdered milk, do we look into that?
Is that okay?
It's not just going to, whatever, it feels like the word is just the most.
You drink milk, you're like, you've got thick spit going for a whole day.
He's just like.
Just stuck in your, yeah, imagine milk throat, but in your sinus.
Yeah, just plowing through caterpillar lines of fucking powdered milk.
I feel bad for all those people in the 80s having to do fake Coke.
I know.
You'll remember you.
All right.
My name's Jack that over there is Miles Gray.
This is the episode where we tell you what's trending on this Monday morning.
What was trending over the weekend?
It's trending in our hearts.
But first, we get to know you a little bit better by telling you some things that we think are overrated underrated.
We ask our guests every day what they think is overrated underrated.
This is our chance to get some stuff off our chest.
You know what I'm saying?
Yep.
Let's start.
Should we start overrated?
What if you want, man?
Fuck it.
What's cheese in you all?
off, man.
What's something you think is overrated?
Me, man.
Who, me?
Fucking billionaires, man.
Just getting away with it all the time.
Yeah.
Specifically, this Steve Balmer, Kauai Leonard thing is killing me.
It's Pablo Torre every fucking week now is like, truly they're calling him the boogey man.
It feels like the Kendrick Drake like beef, but except it's just like upsetting legal
documents about how pretty allegedly, but pretty clearly, allegedly. It really does feel like
that. Like the way, I had that same thought as he was dropping like his fifth episode where he's like,
and here's more documentation. Yeah. Because so he found out that Steve Ballmer like basically
did this thing where he funneled a huge investment into this company that ended up being a scam.
Nobody allegedly knew it was escape at the time. And then that money was then paid to Kauai Leonard by
that same company for doing nothing in order to get around the salary cap because they had
signed Kauai Leonard to a salary that was he's like Kauai Leonard's one of the best players
in the NBA but you have the salary cap that like makes it so no team can just come through like
the Yankees and just fucking scorched her and like pay everyone all all the money um and so the way he
got around that was kind of this like sloppy thing where I
I mean, I guess it's not sloppy in the sense that we wouldn't have found out about it if this company hadn't been...
Yeah, got bankrupt and then sued and everything becomes public.
Yeah, and then everything becomes public.
But he's been going through the documents and just finding incriminating piece of evidence after incriminating piece of evidence.
His fellow billionaire, Mark Cuban, has been defending him being like, no one would do this.
This is just he's, you're wrong.
He was scammed.
He didn't know.
In a way.
And he just happened to invest money in Kauai Leonard.
Yeah, it feels like Pablo Torre is actually in the beef with Mark Cuban.
Exactly.
So what he does, Mark Cuban says a thing.
And then Pablo Tori's like, I actually have documentation that, like, because Mark Cuban was
like, I don't know.
It's like if it happened, then he would have to do it this way.
And maybe like he would probably prop up the company.
And probably he's like, oh, interesting.
We just found documentation that she did exactly that.
It's like he knows the whole case.
And that's why it's really interesting to him just to drip it out.
because it makes everyone look more fucking bad and also the people that defend Steve
Balmer look even worse because they're like well it probably was done this or maybe it wasn't
evidence comes out that refutes it and it just again like sports is used like the one thing
that people kind of feel is like free from like all the fucking chaos of the world but in the era
of big money like that's completely gone and you know the insanely wealthy owner trope has been
around forever. But like salary caps kept things somewhat under control, especially like in the
NBA. Like for us, we've been talking about it for the last few years. The amount like the parody that
exists in the NBA is unlike anything I've ever seen. Yeah, it's super fun. It makes it. Yeah,
it makes it crazy that like the Oklahoma City Thunder who were like a joke team three years ago
just won the championship. Yeah. Right. Exactly. And then like when you have people like Balmer just
coming in and sloppily skirting the rules like a common CEO.
So it's just like, it's really fucking infuriating.
And it has nothing to do with like the team or whatever.
Like I, my fucking allegiance to the Lakers aside, like just looking at this, it just shows,
I think that's what it is.
I just hate the fact that that entire way of doing business, it's like, well, I'm a billionaire
and I have my own rules is just done so blatantly in people's faces.
And now you have a league with the NBA where Adam Silver is like not, not being as unequivocal
as I'd like him to be.
When he's talking about, like, put, like, lay in the hammer down on people who circumvent the cap rules, it's like, are you really going to do it?
Because Pablo Tori is really making it difficult now for the NBA to, like, not do, you know, come down seriously on the clippers.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, it's cool because he's a, you know, he's a Pulitzer Prize winning journalist.
He's a podcaster.
His podcast is, you know, once he gets on a, his previous thing that he got into is just the Bill Belichick and his 22-year-old girlfriend thing.
That was a fun thread.
And, like, when he gets on a thread like this, it's definitely worth listening.
because like especially with this one it's a white collar malfeasance at a time when literally
nobody else is paying attention to that you know seriously the authorities are asleep at
the wheel and so he's able to like just go in and get the low hanging fruit but for people who
don't know steve balmer is the richest owner in any sport he's one of the richest people in the
world he co-founded microsoft with bill gates and they had an episode recently
just about the parallels between what Microsoft got caught doing.
And then in the 90s,
this is a big scandal.
Yeah.
And Steve Balmer was the like head of the company at the time that they were caught doing
anti-competitive stuff blatantly by the U.S.
government and like forced to, you know, it's like the one anti-monopoly thing that
has happened that like really the government pushed back on.
That's how blatant they were being.
Best detail I learned over the past week is because I think it's easy to lose sight of,
like, how much money was at stake here. So Quiliter to do nothing again, to do nothing.
Quiliter got $20 million, I think, from this company to do nothing.
28, I think. Yeah, okay, 28. He's getting paid more by this company to do nothing than he's getting
paid by New Balance for being their face. The face of new balance. Yeah, face of their basket.
skip-all thing.
Like, which was a huge, like, the fact that they, New Balance got Kauai Leonard was wild.
At the time, we were like, whoa, like, that's a huge get for them.
That's, like, an amazing amount of value.
The idea that this company would just pay him for doing nothing, just, yeah, it seems
very unrealistic.
Yeah.
Anyways, it's, it's just wild to think, it's like, he's the face of a brand for X amount
of money, but then he can get more money to live.
literally just do nothing. Because again, it's, it wasn't, it's, it's, it's not that he was ever
doing anything with this company. They were just funneling money to him. But yeah, this is not
abnormal for Steve Balmer, obviously, as the head of Microsoft who previously got caught doing
anti-competitive things. But also just like billionaires, as we keep talking about on this show,
like it is what they do. They rewrite the history. It's very important to America's ethos and
the American zeitgeist to believe that these are remarkable people who are doing things with
like creativity.
They're abnormal brain power.
Yeah, their amazing brain power.
And then, you know, so they rewrite these biographies where they like started everything
from a garage and all this bullshit.
And then you actually look at the reporting.
And it's just they find loopholes and exploit loopholes is what they do.
And they are predatory and we'll do whatever it takes to make a bunch of money.
Or win or whatever.
Whatever their fucking worldview is.
But yeah, it's just.
but Pablo Torre
God bless him
to fucking keep turning the heat up on the league
because that would be the next scandal
as if the NBA just kind of like
If the NBA just looks the other way
Yeah because again like you said
Bomber's so fucking wealthy
It's like he could buy the league if he wanted
You know what I mean?
It's just like he's his
That's just looming over everything
Yeah
All right my overrated is
My ability to sneeze with mouthwash in my mouth
It's an overreasing
Overrated ability?
It is overrated by me prior to what I'm about to tell you.
So I put mouthwash in my mouth, immediately fell a sneeze coming on, had the mouth full
of mouthwash, and I just thought I'd be able to hold it in, like focus the sneeze through
my nose, and not lose the mouthwash.
You idiot.
I didn't want to waste the mouthwash.
This is good mouthwash that I just put in my mouth.
I was like barely started rinsing.
And so I tried it.
And it was like a bottle of mouthwash had detonated in my bath.
Like I don't know how it was just everything in sight was covered with like a fine mist of plaques.
Shout out plaques by the way.
Great mouthwash.
Thank you.
there was literally
I noticed there was like an outline of my
toothbrush cup on the mirror
that's how
that's how much that's fucked up
and I hate to make a Hiroshima atomic bomb
reference but the shadow was burned into the fucking
from your mouthwash knees
yes that's how that's how successful I was
how do you feel now
uh you know I feel like I just
I learned an important lesson that I keep learning
over and over again as I get older
the like i don't know i've talked before about how like you know that scene in the other guys
where uh the two hero cops are like we're gonna make it like jump to
to a thing across the and then they don't make it like yeah i always have that thought where
i'm like i could i could jump from this building to that i could throw this football clear over
the mountains yeah yeah exactly and yeah i just feel like i can go mind over body but the the physics
of the situation make themselves real
and realer as I get older. Yeah, got to think positively.
That's right.
Anyways, that's my
overrated. What's something, Miles, that you think is
underrated? The Kamikaze
retail worker, okay?
There's nothing like the kind of
hookup you get at a store than from a person
working retail who does not give a
fuck. Someone who has one foot
out the door. Someone who
just got back from a job interview for a better job and is now just running the clock out.
I had the great honor of intersecting with one of these people, these hero retail workers
over the weekend because Her Majesty took me out to get a birthday gift on over the weekend.
So, and I wanted some new cups.
She's like, what do you want for your?
I was like, you know, we lost everything in the fire.
I would like some cups
I've been drinking with my hands for the past year
like this just together
just slurping out of the sink
or out of our drinking bucket
we don't even have a dipper
but like I wanted to get like these like
really cool like just like these coffee cups
okay that were just like kind of like
I liked like the ceramics of it
so there's a store we went into
we get to the store it's like fucking two right
and the store is closed and I'm like
what the fuck is going on like I know the store is open
We go next door and I'm like, are they, do the people like leave for lunch?
You're like, yeah, they should be back in like 20 minutes.
We come back like 40 minutes later.
Still nobody there.
And then I'm like, what the fuck's going on?
Then some guy pulls up behind.
He's like, oh, what's up guys?
This is like a multinational company.
Like this isn't some like boutique, right?
I'm like, what's up?
He's like, oh, my bad, dude.
My bad.
Yes.
I just had a meeting dog.
It was supposed to be 30 minutes.
Dude, shit turned to two hours.
He's talking to me like this, like very conference.
And I'm like, okay.
I like this guy.
Rich, like, Karen's and, you know, would be, like, getting more and more incensed
and ready to talk about talking to their manager.
You, you saw an opportunity.
I go, what's up, bro?
I go, I'm like, all good, dog.
All good, dog.
He's like, dude, I'm so sorry.
He's like, bro.
I'll hook you up, bro.
Sorry about that, man.
I shouldn't have had you guys waiting like that.
So I go, all right.
And then, like, the guy was clearly very, like, loose.
So I'm just talking to him.
Yeah.
And I'm like, what's going on, man?
Like, how do you like working here?
He's like, bro, he's like, low key, bro.
I fucking hate this place, dog.
But, like, I'm, I'm about to leave, bro, look you.
Are you, are you fainting surprise at this?
Yeah, I go, oh, for real.
Oh, no. Really?
Why?
Why?
He's like, bro, just fucking, like, it's fine.
Like, you know, but like, I'm just, just so fucking boring, dude.
You know what I mean?
Anyway, what do you want?
And I was like, oh, let me get like a couple of these mugs and a couple, like, two of those
mugs.
And he's like, for sure, dog.
He's like, I'm going to hook you up fat.
And I go, when he said hook you up fat, I'm like, first of all, this guy smokes weed because
that's like a weed dealer talk.
We'll hook you up fat dog.
I'll hook you a fatty dog right now.
I'm pretty sure he was also trying to communicate to you that he deals weed.
Maybe.
Maybe.
I mean, like, there was an understanding.
When he came in all fucking weird and I was like, bro, no fucking problem, dog.
I don't even give a shit.
Like, you do you.
This fucking guy gave me 50% off and didn't even charge me for like other shit.
like when I looked at the thing he's like bro I'm just gonna like whatever dude he's like I usually
I give like 20 I just give you 50s like dude and he goes I'll give you 50 I don't even give a fuck
hell yeah and I was like yes dog thank you amazing and I just think of like when I used to do that
when I worked at like the art like the laser tag place I used to give kids like tokens for the arcade
machine yeah yeah yeah I was trying to hook them like I was like I just don't give a fuck and that
was like my way to be like rebel I'm like y'all pay me minimum way watch this
here's your fucking tokens do that have fun with that so again i just love somebody who's just
willing to give that discount you know what i mean amazing and i get to when you don't fear death
anymore like in terms of getting fired getting fired that you are actually the most one of the
most powerful beings in retail low key this place sucks shit dude low key bro i'm fucking oh i'm
off this shit and i'm like where you off to next he's like dude there's this like custom furniture
replace, Doug? He's like, the couches are so expensive. But if I sell like three in a
fucking month, I'll make way more than I do fucking here. And I'm like, sick. He's like,
also I might help start a restaurant. Then he like, he rattled off like eight different
plans and I'm like, oh to be 24. I know. You know what I mean? I was like, all right, doggy,
you do you. Thank you for my mugs. I'm out. You're like, you should definitely start that
restaurant, man. Look at this right there. Oh, very beautiful mug. Yeah, very beautiful.
What's yours?
is just how weird it is that Taylor Swift
is marrying Travis Kelsey
there I know
people are probably aware of the story
by now but there
there's a moment in the game
this weekend Travis Kelsey played
against the giants of New York
Oh do you like headbut Andy Reid
or something? He like almost got into a fist fight
with Andy Reed his coach on the sideline
and everyone was like
uh oh trouble in paradise
but anybody who like follows
the chief was like
Like, no, they do that every week.
Like, he's just, he's, you just got to like, let him out to run a bit.
Get into it all the time.
He, they just like, I think he knows that it like, psychs him up or something.
Oh.
And so Andy Reid like gets in his face and like, you just got to let him like froth himself up into a big, dumb rage.
Uh, which is, you know, great coaching.
I feel like, because he does like literally, I remember seeing it for the first time being like,
Yo, what the fuck?
Are they fighting?
Are they going to literally, like, start hitting each other?
And then it's just like every week with those two.
But it just gave me a moment of pause to, like, take a step back and be like,
Taylor Swift is known for being, like, literary.
And she's essentially marrying gronk.
Yeah, yeah.
Slightly more put together articulate gronk, I'd say.
Yeah, yeah, like, gronk probably, yeah.
But, like, I don't know.
It's just like, what if fucking.
Beyonce had married gronk instead of Jaycey.
It's so weird.
It's just,
it is very weird.
It is an odd coupling.
It is an odd coupling.
It makes sense like if you're doing like this storybook version.
It's like,
and the most famous pop star married the football man.
And they lived happily ever after.
But yeah,
it's very much like there's that song American teenager,
I think by Ethel Cain that's like a like satire of those types of like
Americana like Taylor Swift songs and it feels like a something out of that song like it's just
so on the nose and like it does feel yeah like that that's something that Taylor Swift is
acutely aware of the like you know doing the thing that you would expect the most popular
girl in high school to do and marrying the like hottest football guy makes sense with
her whole like Miss Americana thing it's just viewed at a
a different angle. It's like, this is very strange. I wonder if like Andy Reid on their wedding
day is like, hey, Taylor, a little bit of advice. Get in his face. Tommy's a fucking idiot.
Yeah. And he'll get shit done. He gets shit done. All right. Those are some things we think are
overrated, underrated. I'm sure a thousand people have made that observation, but it did just hit me
this weekend watching him lose his absolute mind. Let's take a quick break and we'll be back
to talk about some of the news.
I'm Jorge Ramos.
And I'm Paola Ramos.
Together we're launching The Moment, a new podcast about what it means to live through a time, as uncertain as this one.
We sit down with politicians.
I would be the first immigrant mayor in generations, but 40% of New Yorkers were born outside of this country.
Artists and activists, I mean, do you ever feel demoralized?
I might personally lose hope.
individual might lose the faith, but there's an institution that doesn't lose faith.
And that's what I believe in.
To bring you depth and analysis from a unique Latino perspective.
There's not a single day that Paola and I don't call or text each other, sharing news and
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From a very rural background myself, my dad is a farmer, and my mom is a cousin.
So, like, it's not like...
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I know it sounds like the start of a bad joke, but that really was my reality nine years ago.
I just normally do straight stand-up, but this is a bit different.
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On 22nd of July 2015, a 23-year-old man had killed his family.
And then he came to my house.
So what do you get when a true crime producer walks into a comedy club?
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This is a tape recorder statement.
The person being interviewed is Krista Gail and Pike.
This is in regards to the death of a Colleen slimmer.
She started going off on me, and I hit her.
I just hit her and hit her and hit her and hit her.
On a cold January day in 1995, 18-year-old Krista Pike killed 19-year-old Colleen Slemmer in the woods of Knoxville, Tennessee.
Since her conviction, Krista has been sitting on death row.
The state has asked for an execution date for Krista.
We let people languish in prison for decades, raising questions about who we consider fundamentally unrestorable.
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And we're back
And Charlie Kirk's funeral was this weekend
yeah massive turnout big stadiums
his wife said she forgave the killer
yeah I was not interested in seeking the death penalty
which is like that uh
didn't make that many headlines like or it doesn't feel like
it's going to be the lasting takeaway from the movement
no or this funeral yeah
she was like I forgive him
that turn the other cheek shit is real
cuck stuff that nobody really
Trump then just came out and was
Like, yo, turn that other cheek so I could smack that cheek, too.
Yeah, yeah.
Straight up.
He basically was like, fuck that.
He was even like, and I'm sorry, Eric, or I hate my enemies.
I hate him.
Yeah.
And I don't wish them well, but not Biden either.
And it's just everyone's like, whoa.
It was interesting because the crowd wasn't like, it wasn't like raucous cheering.
Yeah, it was everyone going like, oh, like they were laughing.
This is a memorial that is caused by political division, like, and Jesus Christ.
So that was like the one thing.
I was like, okay, well, he stayed.
didn't it didn't erupt in cheers when he said that it was more but either way every pretty much
every person that spoke was doing whatever they could to fan the flames like stephen miller started
evoking the storm like on some qanonon shit and he's like they were woke in an army and they've got
nothing and you're like whoa okay um you know a lot of people i think again they're trying to make
this the proverbial fork in the road where the right embraces evil and violence because it's now been
become justified.
Even more so than they were already.
Right.
Just to reiterate,
I mean,
there was actually like an NBC News report
where they talked to people familiar with the investigation.
Like we said last week,
there were all sorts of,
you know,
right-wing news outlets that were saying
that this was part of a premeditated attack from,
you know,
multiple people had been posting in this,
quote-unquote,
like trans forum,
uh,
saying like,
September 10th is going to be a day like watch out Charlie Kirk and shit like that those posts were all
made up they were all fabricated uh there is no evidence of a connection to any left wing group it appears
to be somebody who was acting uh alone is everything we know about the investigation it was one
person like most things like this too yeah it's a lone wolf thing
how it happens.
But yeah, if you just watch these speeches,
you would assume that, like,
this was some terrorist act
that was officially claimed by Antifa or something like that.
Yeah, yeah, exactly, exactly.
Tugger Carlson, I do want to just give a, you know,
there was a moment towards the end of last week
where people were like,
Tucker Carlson's even calling out Trump's anti-free speech rhetoric.
He gave a speech at the memorial that was like,
so unhinged
whereas like he was talking about
how you know
a little guy I know who's a carpenter
by the name of J.C.
Yeah.
Had some things to say that some people
didn't like and they decided to kill him.
And, you know,
it was just a lot of anti-Semitic
dog whistles.
Not just dog screaming.
Yeah.
Dog barking. You know what I mean?
Like evoking the crucifixion
as a way to keep the Israel did it conspiracy theory alive is fucking nasty shit but again I expect nothing less from a group of people who are so opportunistic in weaponizing a tragedy for their own dark ass aims that something like this would happen like you know it is what it is and now we'll see what happens now I mean like you know there was talk over the weekend about trying to designate Antifa or trans
people as like a violent extremist group it's they're doing everything they can to use this moment to
just create as many illegal categories of people as possible yeah it really does it really does
remind me of the aftermath of 9-11 where it was like oh they're going to blame this on it iraq like
you could tell right away it was just like how are they going to figure out how to do that the way
they did that at the time was like fabricated evidence and um you know search for weapons of mass
destruction uh i remains to be seen if if they will do that or if they will even like go to the
trouble of inventing evidence or if they'll just rhetorically continue to do it over and over again yeah
i mean because it's it's weird too because like even on the right like there there isn't even a
real consensus on who did it like it depends on what flavor of right wing extremism you're into
Like some people are going to be like, it was AOC, you know, or like Antifa or other people, like, it was trans people.
There's a ton of people like, it was Israel and you're not going to tell me otherwise.
Yeah.
So, I mean, again, like quite a fucking, quite an audience they've developed over there.
Yeah.
The Tucker, like, the part where he just bursts into, like, weird, like inappropriate laughter at one point is right.
is unnerving, very unnerving.
All right, let's check in with my goat, Tom Brady.
Oh.
Tom Brady.
I like you just go check in with your goat.
You walk outside.
Hey, you're doing okay?
All right, buddy, here's an apple.
All right, he's good.
I wish.
All right, what else?
Yeah, more sports ball talk, but there's a clip going around.
I know the football talk.
I only know this because I saw two things pop up on my feeds,
which was like Travis Kelsey and Andy reading each other.
face. And then this clip of Tom Brady, so there's a game between the Cowboys and the Bears
where Tom Brady gave some interesting commentary. So George Pickens bobbled, the Cowboys player
Bobbled a pass. Ended up in a pick. Yeah, ended up in a pick. And he was pissed at himself after
the play. He's slamming his helmet and anger on the sidelines. And then this is how this is how Tom
Brady sums up the football player angry at himself for missing the pass and being violent with his
helmet this is this is tom brady's uh goat commentary arms and picks not happy uh yeah those
helmets can be it's like the dog at home time out on the field huh wow that's all you
kick the dog throw the helmet man whatever it is um i feel like his whoever is doing
his commentary with him was trying to be like let's move on
with that wow um yo and also out of context it just sounds like he's responding that way to
tom praise yeah wow you are a psycho hey the guy smashing that you know it's like the dog at
home uh what kick the dog smash him whatever it takes whatever it takes to what you kick your dog
at what i mean i shouldn't be surprised that this is another quarterback and
the NFL who's a little who's kind of not unfamiliar with what animal abuse is yeah right that does
seem to get to the top you need yeah like the dog at home is so dark so that's why it's very baitman
it's very patrick bateman which is the energy that he kind of gives off is just like holding it
together so fucking hard yeah yeah you know um that like it's got to come out somewhere yeah just like
the dog at home you know it's got to come out somewhere i saw the thing of like i didn't realize he
he owns part of the raiders because people were being like was he in the booth and is in the booth
with their coaches um and people were like he can probably tell them stuff because as a reporter
you like learn things from coaches but i uh i don't know i doubt that that's actually
happening but i think people just don't there's something about this guy who talks
casually about kicking dogs that makes people not want to trust him.
What's he saying with that headset on?
Who's he talking to?
Like the defensive coordinator, guys, kick the dog,
kick the dog, guys, kick the dog.
Jesus Christ.
What is Tom saying up there?
Keep saying to kick the dog.
Is that a play?
All right.
Back to the world of Christianity.
Big week for Kirk Cameron because it looks like the rapture is finally.
Tomorrow.
Big news about tomorrow.
According to TikTok, tomorrow is the day of the Christian rapture.
began with a statement from a South African pastor named Joshua Malakala.
Okay. But we'll go with that. Not sure that's exactly how you pronounce it.
Claimed that Jesus would return during Rosh Hashanah and the rapture will occur on September 23rd, 2025.
His source is that he saw Jesus sitting on his throne and I could hear him very loud and clear saying,
I am coming soon. I like that he kept it vague.
a teaser trailer.
What was Jesus doing, though?
Sitting on his throne, bro.
I'm coming soon!
Just sitting there?
You're doing some funny stuff?
Sitting on a throne, man.
Talking about how he was going to come?
Coming soon.
Coming soon to a theater near you.
This.
I like, wait, is, wait, all of the, I've seen so much raptor talk.
It's just because this guy confidently said that it's, it's tomorrow.
Well, I think it's, I think it's become a very popular.
Oh, of course.
I mean, I'm all in on it.
You know what I mean?
I love the, what was that?
The leftovers?
Oh.
The leftovers is blast.
I think this is wishful thinking.
I do think that everybody is just waiting for something to end.
Like, it just feels hard to imagine the future.
And so people are just, you know, I think this is similar to people on the left having commentary on Trump's health.
You know, just like some.
act of God that will come and make it all stop.
Right, right, right.
Yeah.
In this case, you know, the way, it would make it all stop in the sense that all of the
Christians would just be out of here and then we would be left behind.
And as the leftovers illustrated, there would be like wild fucking parties.
You think you'd be raptured or you think you'd be, you'd join like the cigarette smoker cult?
I think I'd be joining the cigarette smoker.
Oh, you'd be left over.
You'd be a left over.
I think I'd be.
Oh, you seem pretty confident that you'd be raptured?
You're out of here?
I don't know.
It seemed kind of fucked up where they were at.
Right.
Like that didn't, was it, were they being called to heaven or the rapture takes everybody
to hell?
No, rapture take everybody to heaven, man.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
So this is, everybody disappears from Earth.
And you go meet Jesus up in the sky.
It's a meet and greet with Jesus.
And then like 20.
years from now we have climate change
licked because you have
to think that most of those
most of those oil
executives are of a certain
persuasion. Sure, sure, sure.
And I don't
know. I feel like that
I would be very happy for them
and very happy for us. I think
if this was about to happen.
But TikTok is just absolutely
we now have rapture talk
which is just people prepping
for the rapture offering tips on how
to endure the actual trip to heaven,
the benefits of leaving
Bibles behind for us,
the unchosen.
And, you know,
some of these are seemingly
from actual Christians,
but a whole lot of them are clearly jokes.
One woman made headlines for saying
that she sold her house and car
prior to the rapture,
but then, like, you know,
you can see it has like hashtag satire
comedy, hashtag satire in her post.
But, you know,
it does seem like maybe some people
taking it seriously.
Somebody who are like,
hey,
you need pet sitting for the rapture.
Just let me know.
A lot of people making jokes.
I wouldn't joke about it,
guys.
I wouldn't joke about it.
I think it's funny.
And then you're left over here
with people who like to party.
Not so funny now, huh?
That scene is fucking wild,
though,
that first episode of the leftovers.
Right.
People just go puff the magic dragon
like in their cars and shit.
And you're like,
what the fuck?
Yeah,
yeah.
It's just like shopping carts
or like rolling.
that full shopping cards.
They said it's during the feast of trumpets
is what this guy said is when he would return.
So if you've got a trumpet,
you are duty bound to go outside and play it
and maybe freak out one of your neighbors.
That sounds good to me.
Yeah.
We don't know, you know.
I mean, we will know.
I mean, we will know.
I wish we could have gotten a little more
description of like what Jesus looked like
on his throne and all that good stuff, you know.
Ripped? Is it shredded Jesus?
Yeah.
Is it, is it,
Is it shredded or graded, Jesus?
All right, let's take a quick break.
We'll come back.
We'll talk about some political news, and we'll be back.
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My name is Ed. Everyone say hello, Ed.
I'm from a very rural background myself. My dad is a farmer and my mom is a cousin, so like it's not like...
What do you get when a true crime producer walks?
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I know it sounds like the start of a bad joke,
but that really was my reality nine years ago.
I just normally do straight stand-up,
but this is a bit different.
On stage stood a comedian
with a story that no one expected to hear.
The 22nd of July 2015,
a 23-year-old man had killed his family.
And then he came to my house.
So what do you get when a...
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This is a tape recorder statement.
The person being interviewed is Krista Gail Pike.
which is in regards to the death of Colleen Slimmer.
She just started going off on me, and then I hit her.
I just hit her and hit her and hit her and hit her.
On a cold January day in 1995,
18-year-old Krista Pike killed 19-year-old Colleen Slimmer
in the woods of Knoxville, Tennessee.
Since her conviction, Krista has been sitting on death row.
The state has asked for an execution date for Krista.
We let people languish in prison for decades, raising questions about who we consider fundamentally unrestorable.
How does someone prove that they deserve to live?
We are starting the recording now.
Please state your first and last name.
Krista Pike.
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and we're back we're back we're back baby all right uh let's let's check in with
dear leader Donald trump in addition deal leader um deal leader make the deals deal leader in addition
to declaring war on his enemies of the charlie kirk memorial he also was on truth social sending
what would seem to be
a private message
about secret collusion
and doing illegal stuff
to Pam Bondi. Yeah.
So he went on, he posted on Truth Social.
Pam, I have reviewed over
30 statements and posts saying that essentially
same old story as last time all I,
it's kind of hard to, he's basically saying
like, you need to go after
my enemies.
Specifically, yeah. Adam Shifty Schiff.
Letitia. They're all guilty as hell,
but nothing is going to be done.
um he's really the tone of this is interesting because you can he's like we look dumb like we
are losing our it's he said quote it's killing our reputation and credibility that we're not
jailing our enemies yes and he's now just like saying get it done yes um which is really something
it's interesting though i'm like is this it's weird if he writes a text message like this
where it says pam colon and then signed president dj
now is that like a weather balloon like that's the one version is like this is he just
floated that out because I think he deleted it after oh he did yeah he deleted it after so
I'm like wow he doesn't is it or is it it I mean also it just seems like some old ass way
to text like Pam this is the thing signed me grandpa accidentally sent it to the wrong app does
seem like kind of a big deal uh yeah yeah weaponized the justice department against his enemies such
is a Comey Schiff, Letitia James.
My first reaction, though, was, and this goes to, like, what M. Gesson talks about, where,
you know, in this sort of authoritarian takeover, you kind of lose track of, like, what is
normal.
Yeah.
My first takeover was, my first response was, like, why is everyone surprised by this?
Didn't he not already do this one?
Yeah, which shows you where you're at.
Yeah, this is Watergate.
We say he averages, like, a Watergate a week, but, like, this is actually just doing the, like,
weaponizing the power of the president to go after his political rivals.
It's like the thing that got has gotten presidents like specifically impeached.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The fact that he deleted it does make him look like that's surprising to me.
It does make him look like low key dog makes him look a little guilty.
Low key dog, I'm about to quit dog.
Lokey, I'm hook you up fat.
I mean, yeah, that's the one.
That is the only thing because like a deleted post is does feel like a bit of an admission of
oopsie on his part but yeah it also like i think speaks to how he like what he what motivates him
as a person because he says i've reviewed over 30 statements and posts which is like what your
human printer assistant lady just printed out some tweets for you to read right like paper
form and you go this one says trump's not doing it signed this is from at patriot 226 9 uh this
per like what do you what exactly are you reading what are these posts the fact that posts is like part
of what he's taking in as like official uh you know material for him to make policy decisions
is pretty well just doom scrolling and people are like he ain't fash enough and he's yeah i look like
a fool which is that is the like motivating you know there's the sucking void at the center of him
that like needs attention needs everybody to love him needs everybody to be paying attention to
at all times and then there is like the horrible exploding sense of paranoia and humiliation
that like everybody's laughing at him yeah those are like the stop and go switch those are the ones
and zeros in the you know binary code you know listen to your heart brain maybe you aren't that
bad you know what i mean you know yeah no i think you want to you want to be that bad i think it's
so hard coded like it's hard coded enough that he was throwing rocks at baby
is when he was like five years old um but this is all just funny too because i'm like did he
write it did he not but it sounds like people aren't surprised that this could have been a real
text yeah people like members of the administration were like that sounds actually like he
meant to text that because this is like how he texts like uh he texts the way he texts like that
it's a lot like what what the president writes online so it's just like impossible to know the
difference. But yeah, whether he meant to or not, this is, like, wildly illegal. We have absolutely
no ability to do anything about it. Yeah, yeah. But it is interesting. Brian,
the editor asked the question, like, how far are we from when prosecute turns in to execute? I do feel
like even Putin at this point will poison people quietly. He doesn't like officially, you know,
he puts them in jail and then they like fall to their death.
Yeah, or like a business person fell out of a window again.
But I do wonder how much that changes now that America has gone full authoritarianism.
You know, like there's not that the eyes of the Western world are not on you judging.
And so maybe it does just become full executions in the street type thing.
I mean, I don't know.
I think we'll see how that UFC fight at the White House goes.
yeah you know um that'll be the beginnings of seeing how much people just want to see
wacky shit happen in the capital there was a did you see the rendering of like what the
fucking ring could look like no is it awesome oh boy it looks like an absolute
fucking nightmare like it looks like you know that weird mid-century building that looks like a
spider by lax oh yeah yeah it kind of has that that's the octagon yeah the octagon yeah the octagon
over the octagon.
LAX spider.
And then you can,
and then you can also watch
from the Lincoln Memorial.
They'll have another
potential fucking video village
or, you know, big screen.
Or I guess that's where the way in will happen.
It's all a fucking joke.
Anyway.
Go out big, you know?
250 years.
Might as well go out big.
Yep.
Yeah, that would be another option
is that it's just a,
it's an undercard with like
the most
dangerous UFC fighter
in existence and Adam Schiff
and he's just you know
Jesus Christ that would
oh my God yeah
and he just created some version of the
fucking the mountain that he
he fucking brings out of a cave or some
shit yeah all right cool
let's talk Tom Holman
the border head
I think he would like to be referred to as the
border Reichs furor yes yeah sorry
that was Himmler's title
so I think he'd probably want a similar one
But yeah, dude, that spittle-crusted racist that regularly screams lies on Fox News basically looks like he ducked a fucking huge scandal.
So last year, the FBI was doing a separate investigation.
They weren't even looking at Tom Homan, just a separate, like, investigation.
And one of the people that got caught up and it said, you know, Tom Homan, the guy that used to be the ice director in Trump's first administration, he's going around soliciting bribes in exchange for lucrative ice contracts.
on the assumption that Donald Trump wins and Homan would have a similar post at,
like at ICE or DHS.
Right.
So the feds did what they do and set him up to see if he would take a bag of cash,
$50,000.
And of course he fucking took it, even because this fake businessman set him up and said,
hey, let's do that, apparently there's recordings and hidden video that we,
well, I probably won't see.
But this is where it gets sad.
So since this was the Biden FBI, they weren't sure if they should be going
after Homan with an election on the horizon.
No, that would be a conflict of interest, Miles.
God, we don't want to look like we're being political for a guy who's openly breaking
whatever.
So they decided to wait and see if he would actually follow through, cut to the change
of guard, the FBI, the career Biden people handed off to the new Trump FBI, and they
basically killed the investigation.
There it is.
So right now, there's only, I think, two lawyers working in the DOJ's public corruption office
as of this moment.
So, you know, open corruption is essentially the de facto way of doing business if you're a
registered Republican.
Right.
Yeah.
If not, you will be treated like a common criminal.
That's just wild.
But yeah.
But any other, again, any other fucking time, this would be immediate resignation material.
Oh, yeah.
And even like in the National Review, which is a very, you know, very conservative outlet, they're like,
this does not look good.
Seems bad.
It's like basically every journalistic outlets undercurrent, the subtext.
Real quick, Sinclair broadcasting, you know, when they canceled Kimmel, they said that they will be broadcasting a special and remembrance of Charlie Kirk in lieu of his show for ABC affiliates on Friday.
That special ended up being Celebrity Family Feud is what they showed.
I mean, the backlash has been pretty significant.
And a lot of people have been like, you know, canceling their Disney Plus memberships.
They've been protesting outside of like Disney or the old Kimmel Theater.
Yeah.
It's not a great, not a great look to just be the corporation that preemptive, well, not even preemptively.
I mean, like the government pressured them, but like not even putting up a fight against something so blatantly illegal.
Yeah.
A lot of people are like you, you're basically selling everyone out with being a company with their resources to fight back.
just don't you're creating you're really making it really frictionless what if they get mad at us
gives us we can't maximize our fucking shareholder value what do you think they're gonna do with you
make it so it's hard to maximize share shareholder value you're gonna have to bend another knee
and then when you go i've bent both knees they'll be like well then break your legs again to make
new knees to man we're gonna we're gonna get so good at knee bends we're gonna our quads are
gonna be fucking and then what do you do with the quads okay fine let's put okay
fine. You get jacked from the
fucking knee bends and your quads are popping. Then what?
Boom.
We're like the official
media thing of
El Furer
United States of America
250. Yeah, but they will.
We get to carry the UFC fights on Disney.
Well, the president will compliment Disney's
thighs like that are like Christmas hams.
Like Christmas hands. You see their quads.
They're like Christmas hams.
All right. In less serious
news, they opened
a central perk in
New York City.
It was announced...
Oh, the Friends Coffee Shop?
Yeah, the Friends Coffee Shop.
I guess there was already one in Boston.
Decidedly not where Friends took place.
And they opened one in New York City
and it looks like shit.
The one from the show was, you know, comfortable and inviting and, like,
had big puffy couches that would just swallow you up.
and this one looks like it could be the break room in the office from severance.
Jesus.
Yeah.
Because it's the, do you know a part of the city it's in?
Because the exterior was Greenwich Village, right, for like their apartment building.
Because every time I'm like wandering through like Manhattan or something and I'm in Greenwich Village and I'm like, why are people outside of this building?
And I'm like, oh, this is the outside of the friend's apartment.
Right.
But, oh, in Times Square, of course, the most New York place.
of course.
The center of New York.
The best place in New York.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It looks so sterile, man.
Yeah, it really looks sterile.
It looks.
I've not watched enough friends, really, ever,
but like to know if it's really giving central perk,
but I guess maybe like the bar is.
I just like know that area.
But yeah, no couches, nothing comfy.
The lighting looks.
Yeah, like you have to have like,
isn't it like a purple couch or something?
something i feel like they're like things in my mind that i'm like there's a purple couch in there
reset do do the thing like have the thing from the from the show just have a little section there's
just like two couches like just have that there you know yeah this is this is this is this is an
abomination abomination i feel bad for friends fans like if you're really like if you really
fuck with the show that much just to go to like some it doesn't even like even if you squint your
eyes like it doesn't even kind of look like it's hard for me to
hey man but good luck man good luck i'm sure the coffee's fucking great one person on twitter joe at
hacker man joe tweeted they gentrified a fake location
fucking vile right uh all right uh all right those are some of the things that are trending
on this monday september 22nd we are back tomorrow uh with a whole last episode of the show
for those of you who do not get raptured,
you know, or, you know, it'll be there in the morning.
You can listen to it early.
We never know what time the rapture is going to happen.
Yeah.
I mean, I feel like it's going to be an afternoon thing.
Afternoon delay.
People just like wake up in the morning and everything.
Like that would actually be the safest way to do it if you think about it.
What if something weird did happen?
Like, not like a rapture, but something odd happened like that was mysterious that had the
world's attention.
And then you get all these people being like, guys,
dude i fucking told you
what if like the weapon
situation happened the day
of the rapture
um
yeah i don't know
like i i feel like
in the leftovers
when they rapture people
like planes start falling out of the sky because they rapture
pilots
yeah yeah it's like was this rapture
handled by doge like who
wouldn't you just like schedule it
for a time when things
like there weren't that many planes,
but they like do it right in the middle of that afternoon.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Come on.
I don't know, guys.
Just stay safe or hey,
look,
you know one thing?
If you're an atheist,
nothing's going to happen.
Yeah.
I mean,
you might lose a couple friends or people at work.
And maybe you'll,
maybe you'll reconsider.
Yeah.
Maybe we'll all learn an important lesson today.
Who knows?
Yeah.
All right.
Until then,
be kind to each other.
Be kind to yourselves.
Get your vaccine.
Well,
you still can't get your flu.
get your flu shots, but you still can.
Don't do nothing about whites of privacy, and we will.
Talk to you all tomorrow.
Bye.
Bye.
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