The Daily Zeitgeist - Chris Crofton’s Video Cart: Election Day Time Capsule 11.06.24

Episode Date: November 6, 2024

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I had full posits like when they first came out and I was like 13 and I remember this 16 year old just pulled up on me and was like hey what's but I hope my feet were too small like he really I was as you and I was like eight and he was like what the fuck first time and then I think at that point I was like I guess't like first time. And then I think at that point I was like, Oh, I guess he liked my shoes. And then I was like, Oh no, no, no. Yeah. I say, I went through the same thing. I was like, Oh, I guess he likes my shoes, but I was too young and the

dude kind of moved on and I told my uncle later. He's like, nah, man, tell them you wear two different sizes. Tell them like 11 and a half on one 13 on the other. I'm a fucking freak. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if you guys should all.

Yeah. Oh yeah. I did my feet and shit, bro. I don't know if you want these pair. My athlete's foot goes crazy in the summer. Oh, don't even look at them. You'll get it. I.

Stinky. I cleared out a whole floor of the college dorm, bro. It was so bad. Oh, you mean on the outside of the shoes. Usually people just comment on what's going on on the inside. If you know what I'm saying. We got a whole biome down there, brother. All right, man.

All right. Nice to meet you. Thanks, bro. I got to go. I'm just trying to pick up my kid, man. No, wait, wait, wait. I got to tell you, man. Get over here.

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So it's Wednesday, November 6th, 2024, where you are. Yeah. Where we are. It's election day right now. It's Tuesday, November 5th. We are in It's election day. Right. Tuesday, November 5th. We are in the silent meditation retreat that Jared Leto was at for the first three weeks of the pandemic, where he came back two weeks into lockdown. It was like, guys, what the fuck? The traffic is like amazing right now.

What is, where am I just like so Zen that it just seems like there's no traffic? Anyways, that's where we are. We are in the path. We are inside a time capsule. We don't know what happened in the election last night. Today, whatever this is. But look, I think everyone, I don't know. Trolldiggers podcast episode.

I will say this, having to do a daily news show over the last year has been a bit of an exhausting endeavor. You're welcome, America. And I'm, yeah, I just wanna go to a nice place and not think about what can or can't be electorally. But I wanna go to the farm where my pet dog went. And when I was a kid, you don't want to go there. No, it sounded so nice.

There was a nice couple that just kind of played with him. Yeah. Tennis balls. I love chase. Miles, you know me. I love chasing tennis ball. Yeah. But look closely at the woman there.

Her name is Kristi Noem. You don't want to be at this place. It's bad news bears Walter Mathai. Hey, it's November 6th, but hey, but I guess that means... Do we have, does anybody have the nerve? What? To do a day, a day on November 6th. Oh, they do. I mean, hell, they did National Redheads Day and National Donuts Day on election day.

What do we got today? So November 6th, this is the day after election day, National Saxophone Day, National Nachos Day, and National Stress Awareness Day, which I think everyone is acutely aware of maybe their stress. I think that was the one apt day we've seen today. But anyway, yeah. I think they maybe should have moved that one back a couple to be like, hey, stress, huh? Yeah, yeah. Or forward. Yeah.

Yeah, or forward. Big day for Bill Clinton, I guess. That guy playing the saxophone, getting winning presidential election news. I don't think he ever kicked nachos out of bed. No, but I was about to. I wrote my own he ever kicked nachos out of bed. If you know what I'm saying. No. I was about to. I wrote my own spec script called American Nacho. You don't want to know what it is. Guys, we got nothing. We've got nothing.

This is the episode. We don't know who won the fucking presidential election last night, but that's not true. Miles, it's not true that we got nothing. Actually, first of all, we do have AKAs. My name is Jack O'Brien, aka let's find something else to talk about. Fuck this election just all around.

Let's find something else to talk about. How about mud? Halcyon salad on the discord. Kind of anticipating what this show is going to be. Yeah. I was going to say, were you going to say mud lurking? Yeah. Basically, I think they- did we tell them what we were doing? No.

I feel like we might have teased. Did we? Anyways. Oh, maybe. I'm thrilled to be joined as always by my co-host, Mr. Miles Gray. Whoa. Wow, wow, co-host, Mr. Miles Gray. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. Just start. It's Miles. It's Miles.

It's Miles. No game. I just want to chill out. I could care less about the nation struggling. I just want to kiss you. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I'm sure I'm sure, you know, the capitalism will win. So that I do feel I do feel good about that. I guess the question is, does that whose version, Taylor's version? Or we don't know. But anyway, yeah, it's miles. Thanks. Shout out everybody. We made it. Okay. Yesterday, take your time.

Yes. And here we are. We're on the other side of it. And I feel, I feel fine. I'm, I just, I just, we just need to do something else. We just, I think everyone needs a little bit of a- A little world as we know it. Something else to talk about.

And then, hey, come Thursday, when we know maybe a little bit more, maybe we can start dunking on people. We'll see. We'll see. Or we'll dunk on ourselves. We will see. Well, miles. Yes.

It being the, uh, you know, substitute teacher day. Yeah. It's a, you know, teachers out cause teacher doesn't know what the fuck to talk about. No, no big news that we can speak of that is going to be relevant in 24 hours. We are rolling in the video card and we've got, I think, rated best substitute teacher that I could fucking imagine in my imagination. Yeah. Number one with a bullet. It's a hilarious stand-up comedian, actor, musician.

You can listen to his podcast, Cold Brew Got Me Like Anywhere. His book, The Advice King Anthology is available now, anywhere, fine books are sold. Go get it for God's sake Please the poetry window is open because it's Chris motherfucking What's up, I got an aka I wrote it myself it works every time hell yeah, Bud Light You genuinely got Chris to laugh.

Oh my god. The lectures had a terrible effect on Jack O'Brien. Just straight up going, what's that? Yeah, it's the election that did that. That's it, that's it. It's like finally just... Okay, so yeah, here's my AKA. Chris Crofton on parade. Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da fever. Oh, yeah. Fever. America's got one thing that we can guarantee that won't be

different about America tomorrow. That America is still going to have Crofton fever. Hell yeah. And so that's why we. That's true. That's why no matter what happens, they can't take away my 7.4 on Pitchfork. Hell no, they can't. That's not on the ballot.

Can't no, it isn't. That's not one. She's that one pitchfork article where they went back and like rejiggered reviews and were like, actually this album that we gave a nine to, we're going to move it down to like a seven. Yeah. It turns out clap your hands say, yeah, it wasn't actually a 10. They did it to big boy from outcast, which I think was actually probably, their, the, his first album was very good, but they were like,

this is one of the best rap albums of all time. That's one way to, that's one way to stop thinking about the election, revise your reviews of Heavy D and the boys or whatever. Yeah. We shouldn't, Heavy D and the boys actually deserved a five point nine, not a point for exactly. Are you trying to are you trying to think about the election? Who me? No, the. Bouncing.

Oh, my God. What a what a horrible, horrible time to be alive. So yeah, today's like a bad day, you know, I mean, except like, um, some people aren't even thinking about it. I think about that. There's a lot of people who do not even care about this. Fuck. Yeah. Great.

I love that. I love that. Yeah. We we've been following these seven, I think it was seven undecided voters on the front page of the New York times of the New York times, every time something big happened to the election, they'd check in with these seven random people who were like, I don't really know. And one of them was always leaning Trump. And then they ended up voting for Harris.

And their explanation was like, yeah, I just like looked into it. And like, he was like committing fraud during the last, like he was asking people to like steal votes for him. So like, I, they kind of won me over at the finish line with that feature because it was like, Oh yeah, like most people don't give a shit about this stuff at all. They're like, I pay attention to the election like once every four years for like, you have four days. Who's calling you, Chris? Oh, my friend Parker. Pick it up, Chris. Pick it up. What's up, Parker?

Answer the phone. Yeah, give him away. Anytime anybody calls us during this episode. All right. We are. Are we picking up scam likely too? Yeah. I don't know. Really? We just totally lost commitment on that one. Scam likely is, I feel like are usually just just don't even say anything. Yeah.

Well, Parker Parker's my friend who, um, he plays drums for all these huge acts. And he also is currently working at a supermarket. So we just try and help each other through this. We're both in our fifties and trying to figure out like, Hey, how did, you know, like, how do we make money? Right. Yeah.

You know, like, uh, it's a cool system that we have with the talent, some of our most talented musicians unable to make any money. He's had so much success that people would totally assume that he is rich. And he is not, not only is he not rich. Yeah. And the same with me, you know, it's like, not that people would think I was rich, but, but, you know, Parker's resume is pretty incredible, but he's, we're

just sort of helping each other. We talk a lot about what's next for us and, and trying to hang in there and, and, and still make art, but also just sort of try to normalize our existence and stop trying to be, live on a, just a hundred percent trying to, I don't know, like living on your own reputation doesn't work. And like, and, and, and, and you would think, you know, like that, that it would, or maybe you've been convinced that once you did this special thing, then you would feel great for the rest of your life, which, you know, not only that, it only lasts

like a couple of days, you get, you get on a high after something, no matter how great it is. Like, I remember. The most I've ever gotten from a good thing is a couple of days. Yeah. That's like a land speed record of like a good thing is a couple of days. Yeah. That's like a land speed record of like- Wow, the vibes are really good for a couple of days.

I went 36 hours? I mean, the only person who's successfully run on a hundred percent special events is like Mick Jagger. And it's sort of sad. It's sad to watch. Yeah, yeah. He's like, I want to go out again. Tonight you want to go out again?

You're 82 years old. Yeah. But I feel empty. No, but you're, you know, like, can't we go somewhere? I know someone will recognize me. Your hand hasn't stopped bleeding in days. Do we, do we, do we have a gig tomorrow? Do we have a gig tomorrow?

You know, I mean, that works for him because he can always get a gig. I'm interested to see, speaking of hand hasn't stopped bleeding in a couple of days, I'm interested, I have this like random phantom jaw pain for the past like week and a half and I'm wondering if it's election related, like phantom, like just a pain right here that like, I don't know, it doesn't correspond to anything, just hurts really bad. Like all of a sudden I think it like kicks up sometimes when like things are stressful. Just it'll be interesting to see if, uh, if it's related to election

stress or if I'm dying, what's that? It's one of the new keys to winning the election. What about the job pain factor? Democratic win coming if Jack has a jaw pain. Well, that's kind of interesting too. What you bring me up your jaw pain and being like, what the hell's my jaw pain? It's like a, we're like all like kind of going back to like trying to have community, even on a podcast where we're supposed to be being like, whoa, we, you know, like, oh my God, look at this stupid pair of shoes that so-and-so is wearing.

And now you're, now you're like, I have a ph look at this stupid pair of shoes that so and so is wearing and now you're, now you're like, I have a phantom pain. Do you guys know what it is? That's, that's what everybody's doing. And I don't think it's all bad because when things are just up and running, like they were for most of my life, where you're just like politics or something, you don't need to worry about, and America's going to be fine because it's America. You don't really think you need to rely on anybody.

And so this is a lousy way to find out about it, but I think in a capitalist society, it's the only way we would ever find out about it is to completely be brought to our knees with stress. And then finally we will reach out to somebody because we have no choice. And that's a crazy way to be because we're always supposed to be reaching out to each other. Yeah. Yeah. And now it's like, I love that you're on here talking about Phantom Pain.

And now I want, I'm going to show you guys a spot on my leg. Yeah. I'm going to put my leg up to hold on. Just so I'm going to see what you guys think this is. Okay. Let me see. I'm not really going to do it. Dammit.

Coward. All right. This is where we usually say, Chris, we're gonna get to know you a little bit better in a moment. First, some things we're talking about later. We ain't talking about shit. Anything but the election. We don't have shit to talk about. I mean, we got a lot to say. We got a lot to talk about. We're gonna take a break today. I'm glad. I'm so glad you guys are taking a break. Let's have fun because. Kick back. Let's have some sort of.

Look at some Crofton videos. Yeah. Favorite, favorite way. Compilations. Yeah. We got it. And when I say let's have some fun, I mean, you know, JFK videos.

Yeah. Let's pretend that our problems are, are from another time. Yes. Let's talk about the JFK assassination, which actually does connect to all this because the boomers had their shit together. The boomers would have fucking stormed the Capitol when JFK got assassinated. Not like two years ago. Yeah, that's they were too.

They were too happy. They had too much stuff like the middle class was still firing on all too much of like a whiplash, but it is wild to realize, like, when you go back and read, like the conspiracy theory started right away. Like the second they shot Oswald too, like killed Oswald on national TV. Like as everyone was like at home still mourning, like Kennedy being assassinated. And then like Oswald gets shot on TV. Like everyone was like, okay, this like doesn't make any fucking, like this is a weird.

Right. Like they started right away, but you're right that like, they just, they were like, what is this strange mixture of like suspicion and anxiety and depression? And it's like, oh, that's, you know, cynicism. That's, you've just like, cynicism has just been invented for you. A lot of boom. Yeah, the economy was too good back then for them to really be like, they were like, ah, this seems like bullshit, but whatever.

But now they're like, now the economy's shot. So now they're like, something's wrong in the deep state and all this stuff. And the deep state's been been like, you know, just doing diabolical shit for the entire length of our country's existence. But they just are ready now to say, I've had enough. What the fuck? The Democrats, you know. Hey, I'm counting on that deep state to, uh, you know, do the right thing.

Well, hey, I'm counting on that deep state to do the right thing. You know what I mean? Well, whatever it is, this country has been an absolute scam since day one. It was just a scam that made people happy enough that they didn't care that it was a scam. But now they've all decided it was a scam just because now they have to wait too long in line at the grocery store or whatever stupid reason they've decided that they've had it. But they're not speaking English at Wendy's. Right.

But the time they should have lost their minds is when fucking the CIA in conjunction with who knows who blew away one of the most popular presidents in history on fucking television. And they were- It wasn't on television when it didn't happen on television. Well, maybe some local affiliates maybe. No, the Pruder film came a long time later. At the time it was more of people hearing tell of it. And then once The Pruder came out, people got that. I think that fucked people up pretty bad.

The Pruder? Yeah. Deep state operative. Barely knew her? Yeah. You know what I'm saying? people got that. I think that fucked people up pretty bad. Also, it's a Bruder. Yeah. Deep state opera barely newer. Yeah. You know, it's a Bruder backwards spells.

President Reagan smells. All right. We truly like have very little plan for this episode other than guys. We're in a fugue state. We truly have very little planned for this episode other than Chris. Guys, we're in a fugue state. We're in a bit of a standing on the edge of a future that could go in many different very strange, very horrible directions. One thing I think we'll all still enjoy in addition to Chris Croft, and there's some fucking videos, guys.

So we're going to take a quick break and then we're going to come back. We're going to look at some of Chris's favorite videos, some of our favorite videos, some old classics. We'll describe them to you if you're just listening to this episode. And we'll be right back. And we're back. Oh, we're back. Oh, oh, we know who won. So back.

Do we know who won yet? I am checking Twitter as though that's going to happen. I'm checking Twitter right now. And it sounds like people, yeah, the polls are still open. OK, still open. We're not going to know one even. I mean, right. We're not going to know. It's what are we going to know?

Because of last year, talking about that shit. I think because the last year, last 2020, we all think it's going to take a week, but I think it's unlikely to take that long. No, no, they change. The lot of laws changed. Yeah. Yeah. So we should know.

They should know by the time they listen to this, the five people who aren't skipping forward to our episode where we talk about who actually won. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But this is a fun one. Yeah.

I think that, uh, I think like the reason I, I brought a couple of videos. One is this account. Well, it's a guy or somebody or somebody calling themselves Helmer Rienberg. And it's a ton of like, I love these videos. They're all about the JFK assassination and they are like, they all have this like public domain, spooky music behind them. And that's the main thing I like. It's like, I know some people like to listen to like, you know, women eat pasta or whatever. And that's called a mukbang. MSR ASMR. Yeah.

Yeah. Whatever. Eat like a strawberry chocolate or whatever. Like that guy we had on one time. Remember that guy we talked about who ate all that crazy food like sexy, sexy food. Oh, yeah. So like for me, this is like that. It's like I chill out and I look at this and I realize that this country has been an absolute

It's just full of It's a pyramid scheme and that does tie into me feeling better about yes we need to stop going to Starbucks and start running for office and And that has been the case for a long time it's just that now we're finding out and so I know that if Trump or what's-her-name Kamala gets what's her name no I mean I don't even know like or Jill Stein or whoever it's gonna be the same baloney it's gonna be the same baloney basically Trump's gonna Trump's gonna be a little worse with Trump it will be a little bit worse It'll definitely be a little bit more a lot. But sort of yeah, what? Yeah, what what sort of get up? Oh

God, who is it? Now? You got to say you got a reply. Well, yeah And then smiley face with this. Yeah, I like the one big guy one little eyes. Yeah I think that it was Parker Parker's texted me and he says, let's talk more tonight. Fuck the election. That's what he said. Oh yeah. Um, anyway, yeah. All that to say, yeah, I don't know that that's the thing.

Fuck. We're talking about the election again, but I just, no, we're not the real talking about feelings around the election. Every, I have a feeling America is going to go back to brunch. So fucking hard. Um, it's going to be just mind blowing. Brunch Benny baby. Levels of brunch going.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That whole thing how like the sort of like, that was the phrase in 2020, how everyone was so tired of like the pandemic and like being politically engaged and the like, you know, black lives matter things that were happening over the summer. That people are like, can we just get like back to brunch? You know, like where we don't have to like deal with the ills of our, of our current country. Right.

Right. Like Kings of Leon's new record that's called, can we please have fun? Yeah. Way to read the room. Absolute fuckheads. My friend from high school, I think is married to that singer. Um, anyway, shall we, do you want to, so this is Helmer Rien to. So this is a Helmer Rienberg. Yes, this is Helmer Rienberg.

And, and, and he's just talking about like the officer tippet shooting. And if you guys don't know about the officer, set this up, set this up for me. Officer tippet was shot, um, allegedly by Lee Harvey Oswald Leah while he was running after the assassination, when he was running toward the theater where he got caught, you know, but officer Tippett wasn't supposed to be where he was when he was shot.

He was supposed to be downtown along with every other patrol officer that was in the city because the assassination had already happened. So he wasn't supposed to be, and they even have like transcripts. This isn't like 1910. They had transcripts of the police calls. They even have audio of all the police calls. They were taping all the transmission. So they have the radio chatter.

They have the radio. They have the actual announcement where they say all patrol, every officer in this city, every squad car go to Dealey Plaza. And wouldn't that be the perfect setup for a diet heart? say all patrol, every officer in this city, every squad car go to Dealey Plaza. And wouldn't that be the perfect setup for a diehard robbery? Yeah. Yeah. Bank robbery.

It's like, Oh, you thought the JFK assassination was political. Who said we're not bank robbers? Who took off with your gold bullion? Huh? It's booby. Officer Tippett was in this neighborhood that was nowhere near downtown. And they actually- I mean, it's close enough that Lee Harvey Oswald was able to reach there on foot, right?

Well, no, but no, but Lee Harvey Oswald didn't kill Officer Tippett. Oh, yeah. I mean, the whole assassination is absolute garbage. I mean, it's- How did this turn into the fucking JFK debate show suddenly? What the fuck is going on? isn't it more fun to debate something that's way in the past though? I just love this because I know this is Jack's shit. So you're not, I know you have an opinion on every single thing and

croft into this energy. I'm like, I'm just going to be like here. Okay. I know is that if anybody believes that Lee Harvey Oswald shot JFK by himself They are absolutely insane. That is the most obvious Completely from Jack. Okay, I agree Ridiculous, I don't think they're in I don't think it's as insane as some of the other theories I don't think he acted alone, but my I have I don't think he acted alone, but I have my own conspiracy theory I've talked about before. He may have done something, but he also may not have because there were people running out of the building that saw him in the second floor cafeteria holding a Coca-Cola like two seconds after the shooting, which implied that he was in the cafeteria while the shooting was happening. How does Coca-Cola leave branding like that on the table?

He just changed the course of human history and immediately is overcome with the need to have a refreshing Coca-Cola. Lee Harvey Oswald liked Coca-Cola so much that he was able to shoot the president and run four floors. Yeah. Then kill again. Ain't nothing like the real thing, baby. Five blocks away.

So the Helmer Rienberg thing is just great. I mean, Helmer Rienberg, Helmer Rienberg is great for whoever he is. Some guy, you know, from Sweden, probably from 15 years ago, Rienberg, he probably got run over by a bus in 2010. It doesn't matter. I'm watching his shit from 2007. Yeah. And anyway, I just love, I love these, these things because it reminds me that, that, uh, we're not the first generation to deal with, um, a bunch of nonsense, except for this time we are aware of it.

And that generation for some reason was like, I'm happy enough with my, you know, dollar a pound ground Chuck. And I don't care who shot officer Tippett. Yeah. I got ground Sirloin for a dollar. But if you think the Harvey Oswald shot officer tip. Wait, so what is this? This is it. First of all, Chris, this is a 10 minute video. So we don't have to watch any of it.

We don't have to watch any of it. I'm just saying, I do want to hear the music. I didn't know we were really doing. I didn't know we were really doing videos because last time I had some. I should have gotten more fun. I didn't know we were doing this show. I didn't know we were doing like escapism I would have brought you a video some guy like getting slapped in the face by a paintbrush

Well, let's look at that too. But here's this is the hell marine burg just a little music I like the music and I like this conspiracy. It makes me feel I don't know somehow it soothes me Okay. Well, let's let the music is that hold music. So that's like don't don't Okay, well, let's let the music is that hold music. So that's like don't don't don't don't don't don't I want to find out how I can get an album of this on vinyl. Okay. Okay, let's find out On November 22nd 1963 Dallas police officer Jadie Tippett was murdered in Oak Cliff about 45 minutes after the assassination of President Kennedy according to witnesses Tip it stopped his car at the curb on 10th Street and spoke with a man.

Okay, and there's a, I'm guessing that's him. There's a picture of him. And then they just like scrunched it up. It's like real no-fi. Tippett got out of the car and went to the man. The man pulled a gun and shot. Bup, bup! Sorry. No, you need two more. Bup, bup. Sorry. No, you need two more. Bup, bup, bup, bup.

Tip it was hit four times and died. See, there's the music. That's what I'm talking about. This is the music from Karate Kid 2. When they go to look at all that. This is like a music bed for like a racist depiction of like a massage parlor. Yeah. I picture Helmut Rienberg playing the recorder.

Yeah, playing the flute. He's in there fucking that wood flute. Yeah. Okay. So this is J. Oh, he's a looker. JD Tippett is hot. JD Tippett was hot. Dude, he kind of looks like-

No one talks about that. He kind of looks like RFK. No? So then Lee Oswald. RFK Jr. Yeah, he does kind of look like RFK Jr. Damn, that's interesting. And that's interesting.

Chris, do you want to read the, I think maybe you should read it. I mean, it doesn't really make any difference. I'm sure everybody is like confused as to what this is or why I'm even talking about it. No, no, no. But somehow it is heartening to me to know that we should have stormed the Capitol in 1963. That's when this happened. When a complete bunch of bullshit was dropped on the American public. When one of the most popular presidents in history who wanted some progress on

civil rights and some progress on taking corruption out of unions and getting rid of the mafia and stuff. Yeah. I mean, whether or not those things were even like good ideas, they were, there was some, there was a huge amount of idealism. I'm just saying that's the moment in this country when people became cynical without realizing it

and they are just too happy to really let it sink in. And now we're dealing with- Well, not everybody was happy with the state of America in 1963. I will just, no miles. Every, oh, okay. Now I'm really on a podcast. Everybody was better.

You know how much funky shit cost in 1963, dude, you could get a hamburger for 17 cents. Wait, so I, no, I just gonna say, if you think that, it doesn't make any difference. If you think though that America has lost its core, lost its way or whatever, it's just been lost. And I don't know why that makes me feel better. It just makes me wanna fucking hang in there because other people are hanging in there without even knowing it.

These people are shopping while, while this stuff was, was surrounding them. Now we can at least shop and be aware that things are fucked. I don't know. Yeah, that's a, I don't know why that makes me feel better, but it just does make me feel better to know that we are engaging with the problem now. Reading about other fucked up times in us history when you're about to possibly live through an incredibly fucked up time in us history when you're about to possibly live through an incredibly fucked up time in us history.

I think that makes sense. Well, I think this is a continuum. This is, we're all part, part of a story and people have lived through it before. Yeah. And even more importantly, just for me, like I liked the fact that, that we should have been activated by JFK, but, but everybody was just too, too, too, um, you know, checked out or whatever. I just think that's

J to throw people off the scent that he had Kennedy killed then passed a lot of civil rights legislation. So, yeah. I'm not passing that shit. If I wanted to have dead, Oh my God. That is such a good LBJ.

That's LBJ. Come on, bro. What are you talking about? I was like, man, the stuff's all up in my junk in my bunghole, man. Come on now. Oh, man. Riding up my bunghole. He does need his pants altered because he's got big, big dong and a low bunghole. Yeah, it's something that seemed like going up his bunghole, definitely. The pants that you tailored for him were riding a low bunghole. Something that seemed was going up his bunghole.

Definitely the pants that you tailor for riding up my bunghole. Shall we? He said something about it. He was talking about his bunghole. Jack, do you want to share a video? No, not really. I'd love to, I'd love to see more from professor Crofton. Mr.

Crofton, what other videos can you show us? Well, I guess, I guess I'm sort of obsessed with history because it does remind me that Yeah, all this bad stuff's always happening and one of the things that was bad was the Civil War And so I was watching this once the first time I was ever on this show I talked about metal detecting and and I want how I watch it on on YouTube and and I remember miles said what hell Are you what are you talking about? You watch people on the beach and then I said no Yeah, no, you think I am an idiot. No, you fucking baby. He talking about? You watch people on the beach? And then I said, no. Yeah. No, you think I am an idiot?

No, you fucking baby. He was like, Oh boy, what is it? What do you do? Mr. Sophisticated. And I was like, I watch historical metal detecting. And I'm watching low brow beach metal detect. I'm like, Ooh, detecting the idea is just like people leave shit on the beach and lose shit on the beach.

Yeah. You might find a ring. It's just like getting, getting people's rings and getting people's like loose change and shit. Yeah. And that's not interesting to me at all. In fact, that makes me sad. That makes me sad. All the money they made, bro.

That makes me sad as hell. Why does that make you sad, Chris? I just think it's like, that makes me, I don't know, like finding some earrings at somebody, you know, and then being like, ah, they're they're not real gold I mean, that just makes me I just think you should go looking for the real shit Like a real you're doing something better with your time. I mean you're trying to make I don't know You should be up on the boardwalk mugging people, right? Yeah strong-arm robbery Whatever it is. I just think it's sad finding people's shit from yesterday. I don't know. Yeah. But I don't want to 150 years yesterday or cell phones like, you know,

this guy we're about to watch if we watch it is like and we don't have to. But I do this guy, Aqua Chigga, that was one of the people that. Yeah, that's his name. I know it's like it's like, I don't. It's not the name I would have chosen. But I think I would have chosen. His name is Aqua Chigger and he is like one of the most popular. He has so many subscribers and he even ended up on a damn. He ended up on a, on a show called River Hunters. Oh, River.

So where he actually got to go to England and, and, you know, and like like and like all over Europe and do like metal detecting and motes and stuff. That's fun Yeah, so he got I didn't realize but he got to go. Yeah, his real name's like Bo Something rather and he's annoying but he's really really Relentless and the guy just looks at Civil War maps and goes to the river where the guy just looks at Civil War maps and goes to the river where the camp was and says how they drop stuff down the bank. And then he goes and finds it. And so one day I was watching his stuff and then he, he found a damn whole musket in the, in the river from the Civil War.

Yeah. And I was wild to me. I was just knocked out. I was knocked out. I was like, what else is in the river then is like, you know, is the Ark of the Covenant in the damn river? Yeah, just sitting there. Yeah. What is it?

What else is down there? Yeah. Like the damn, you know, everything is in the river. The damn US constitution. Oh yeah. Old jukeboxes and, and just all kinds. I mean, everything you could possibly want. Trump's missing votes from the 2020 elections.

So I'm just saying, you know. So yeah. So this guy, you know, I just, you know, I mean, everything you could possibly want. Trump's missing votes from the 2020 elections. So I'm just saying, you know. So yeah, so this guy, you know, I just think it was a knock knockout thing for me to see this, that there's still a- And Chris, you are not alone. This video for the listeners at home has 1.7 million views.

Yeah, yeah. Okay, so here's him. He's saying, look, this seems like a good area to check out He's clearly like in chest-high water right now kind of hot also. Yeah, he stands around in the water You know said, you know, there's gonna be something there. I said a hunch I've been hunting out for about 15 minutes Found some modern stuff. Nothing great until now Well, I don't know if it's great great but it's pretty cool from what I can see

He I got a decent signal on me. He like hid a smile in this way that I was like, oh, he's excited He's like until now this guy does not get excited either. He goes he's I know but you just saw like look There's this like little lip quiver. He does that. I'm like, oh, he's excited. Oh, yeah, he's excited right there This is right there. He said he like his face about to smile and then he's like no I got come on Shit together, okay I got a decent signal on the AT gold guys never want to answer the phone call and said Some type of

Long gun. I don't know could be like a modern shotgun or could be a civil war gun I'm hoping I can't really tell for sure He's teasing he does what he's doing he's a showman he knows that he's doing baby Why does he have like oh the he has yes headphones on that look like the headphones that wait You're at a firing range, but it's they're the headphones for listening to metal detector. Weird that the style is so similar. He's like Bob Hope but with more algae. Yeah. Oh yeah this shit is so visible like just from the surface. Yeah it's just sitting there. That's what's wild is like this shit is just all around us. Alright he's gonna put his phone underwater and it's gonna immediately break.

There it is. We're underwater, folks. So it looks like a stick. Yeah, it looks like two sticks. You would never know it. You could, you could. Oh no, there's the trigger guard and everything. Yeah, there's the. Yeah, but that thing's been walked over for, you know, people have been, you know, yeah, swimming and everything. I would have said like, it seems like he just planted it, but it's the exact same like mossy ass color. And I know part of me was texture of everything around the motherfucker. Just planted. He could plant it, but he's not, he finds he's got, yeah. And like, it looks like I feel like it would take so much work and it's

a good to look like, yeah, to get it to look exactly the same as everything around it. Also just that he was like, yeah, I've been hunting for about 15 minutes and I've found a bunch of modern stuff already. Yeah, this guy just can't stop finding stuff. He does even videos on finding cell phones. I hate them. He doesn't care what he finds. It just pisses you off when you see it's like, fucking no, they're cell phones.

Yeah, he finds a whole bunch of cell phones and old sunglasses and he's just as excited as he is when he finds a Civil War gun she's just everything we need to know about the people of the year 2012 right sad everybody in the year they love likes they loved LG phones so he's using a magnet now to see if he can get a little magnet action That's it Yeah, I think we got a hit So he's he's got a magnet on a stick and he just picked up the gun with it It's definitely a long rifle. I'm seeing Civil War area here Chris

That's a Civil War carbine. Yeah, that's a Civil War carbine and he says it all calm But that's about as excited as aqua jigger gets. Yeah, he's a he's a very stoic Guy who treasure hunter who doesn't know how to name a YouTube channel Whatever he's doing it's working for him. He's got 1.7 million views on this thing of him When it's working for him, he's got 1.7 million views on this thing of him Finding some moss covered gun in the bottom of a prick. He did say wow, this is so cool He's also put up like 1.7 million videos the guys Relentless, this is number one

Here Wow, there it is. Look at that. There it is. There's a gun from the Civil War. So Which side which So which side, which side, which side though? This reminds me though of, I don't know which one it is, but he, he, you know, he is another example of a guy that's like, you know, well, no, not a guy, but the fact that he's involved with finding things from a period of history that we think of is a long time ago when, uh, not only did the election go badly, but there was an actual war and, um, people got through it, you know, so that's another thing. Like, I just like looking at history because it reminds me that this is

temporary and even if it is bad, we have had a really great run in post-war America, post-World War two, we had an artificially great run in post-war America, post-World War II, we had an artificially good run of just standing around and eating ice cream and racing hot rods and fucking, and you know, doing whatever the fuck we wanted and not worrying about anything. And that is not a normal setting.

Like we are not supposed to be able to just drive through anywhere we want and get issued hamburgers and get giant fucking. I have my state issued hamburger. Hey, where you going scumbag? I'm issuing you a hamburger. Yeah. Oh, I'm getting my hamburger and I'd also like a giant cup of icing and some icing for

my dog as well. Because we live in a Caligula. Didn't even get fucking pop cups. And filterless cigarettes for your daughter? Yeah, I mean, whatever. We've been living in like, you know, extra money to go gamble. Oh, let's go gambling. I mean, that's not this is, we are living in a hedonist.

That's why we're all so fucking overstimulated and bored as well. And this is all I talk about on Goldbrew got me like, so I'm actually just pirating my own content. But that's what podcasting is Chris. But the fact is, though, thank you. That's the fact is that. Yes, we are not living in an enlightened manner. We are living like complete slob, sugar slobs were sugar eating machines. And on my podcast, I said, this is what I said, and I'm going to use it because I like it.

All right. This is a quote. Do you know what a cafe mocha was back in the old days? Like, say, like the year three hundred. Mm hmm. What a king, a king got a cafe mocha now once a year. And the people danced and only the king got to eat it because only the king got to experience that. We're so happy that the king got to eat it because only the king got to experience that. People were so happy that the king got to eat it too.

They were like, yes, he deserves it. He said, he's our, yes, he deserves it. Is it yummy? Is it yummy? Your highness? Is it yummy? Look at his smile. And you have to travel the globe.

They had to travel the globe. They had to go to damn, they had to go to, you know, wherever they had to go to Siam, Siam to get the damn chocolate. And then they had to go to Australia to get the whipped cream. And then they had to go to Madagascar to get the cardamom. And then finally, after all these elephant trains went through the mountains and they delivered all the ingredients, they had a bunch of very lucky people got to assemble this mocha for the king, the benevolent king of Scandinavia.

Side question, but relevant. How often, you know, knowing like how exotic things were that would travel like by land to certain like to the monarchies of different countries, how often do you think they pulled up and the shit was completely like rotten? Yeah. But they're like, ah, fuck, dude. Turns out fucking yogurt is disgusting. Yeah. Or like they ate it anyway because they have no basis for comparison.

They're like, this looks amazing. This green meat you've brought me. Yeah. Totally. And I died. That's how we got cheese. They were like, we brought you milk. And they're like, oh. what's that? Milk is a liquid

that has a green shit. So these people had to eat green meat that traveled on the Silk Road. And now we're like, I don't know, how am I supposed to choose a movie? There's too many on Netflix. They all suck. Different world. Different problems. I think ours are just as bad. Yeah, personally. But to that point, I think it is what you're saying, Chris. I think to make it serious again, things do change. Nothing stays permanent. And for all the things that we think-

That is the one constant. We're just stuck in certain systems or whatever that things can happen. And they often do, they usually do. So- And might offer a richer existence than- The Cafe cafe mochas just for the king. That's what I'm saying. Yes. Instead of this mindless like I want to have 15 cafe mochas a day and I still feel like **** and if they run out of mocha I say where's the mocha? Where's the mocha?

Where's the mocha you motherf**kers? I didn't join Starbucks rewards program did not get any fucking mocha You know, that's the kind of people were dealing with so we actually took away all the drive-throughs I don't know if that's on Trump's agenda. Definitely not but you know, I would like if there was some moment where we had to come together and remember that some guy fell in a river and dropped his gun and He was probably 22 years old fighting for some bullshit that was all fucking organized by politicians as usual, pitting Americans against each other while the politicians sit on a hill and

smoke pipes or whatever. And, uh, you know, we're now aware. That's all, that's what my historical stuff is. That's what reading about, hearing about the JFK assassination is, is just like, if we can get engaged, we're going to find out that that is such a good feeling as opposed to this endless hedonistic existence, which America has been indulging in. Yeah, just the the consumption to sort of soothe the like bigger problems that we have because it's been pretty brilliant, I think just globally, or it's like, let's swap out progress for consumption and use that as the new gold standard for people to

experience some kind of meaning. It was like, how much can you get these cool pants and everyone feels like a husk. You know what I mean? There's no, because everyone has the exact same shit too. So it's like, not me, except to my drip, my drip, my drip different baby. I drew different, you know, you know, anybody else with a Dod different, baby. I drip different. You know, you know anybody else with a Dodger's hat? I have never seen that.

That is nice. Call me Chlamydia. Not with a barely applied I voted sticker on it. Jesus. Nice one, Jack. What did you say, Jack? I said call me Chlamydia because I drip different. And I think for the listeners, it would be fun to hear the second time around.

Yeah. Dirty jokes from the era of the civil war. Yeah. Let's bring back dirty jokes. Let's bring back dirty. Am I right? You can't say anything anymore. God damn it.

Exactly. You're on A. Welcome back to the podcast, Going Blue with Miles and Jack. Do you think Joe Biden is like hoping that kind of that the Democrats lose so he can be like, see, fucking told you? I don't know what I say, man. What I say Mac, as long as someone talks him in at night, I think he'll be okay. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, well, it's about that time to take another break. We're gonna come back. We're gonna do some other videos. We'll be right back. And we're back. We're back. And I just did a Cub Scout outing with the first graders. And one of the things we looked at was man-made versus nature.

And one of the things that I think is very cool about the video Chris just showed us is that I would have thought that shit was a stick on the bottom of the river. Turns out there's cathedrals all around us for those with eyes. I would just love a kid's like, Mr. O'Brien, look what I found. I was like, put that fucking stick back. Are you serious? That ain't nothing you're gonna hurt somebody all right but looks like has a lever action what just get out of that stupid that's stupid anyway so Dealey Plaza 1963 stick over. I'm gonna draw you a diagram of the sand. Actually, bring me that. Let's pretend this stick is the motorcade.

What? Okay, Chris, I have a question. You ever been to a- Just shooting alley. You ever been to a- You ever been to a Dutch rave, Chris? No, I have not. Okay, well, this man in the video also hasn't

and is also, based on his speaking voice. Sounds like an American. This is one of my favorite online videos that I remember when we were all hanging out in the office. I was always saying the word piss buck and I was like, oh, I need to. It's people. People need to understand what this is. This is a video. This is clearly from some like weird Dutch TV show or they're like on scene and a music report. Yeah, yeah and

They're just checking out the urinals the male bathroom section at the rave and this oh, I think I've seen this Yeah, those troughs Flinkish come back Here comes a guy straight at a central casting as a truck driver I can't believe you're making that up. A big shame request. A big shame request? I think it is man. I think it is man. Whoa. Yo gobsmacked. I wonder boomers are so mad. Yeah. This is why boomers are so mad.

This is why I hate Netherlands. Can I ask you something for the record? Is this a piss bucket? Yes. And seriously, what did we just film? For the record, it's a piss bucket. It is a piss bucket. Yeah. It's a piss bucket. 100 percent. What did we just film? Oh, I think it is, man. I think it is, man. I love that version where you don't want to be like, yeah, dude,

you're rubbing like rave piss all over your hands right now. It's like, well, I hope you like rave piss. Yeah. If you like to wash your hands and rave piss, then you got that. A photo record is in Piss Buck. Chris, are you looking up the definition right now on your phone? No, no, I'm looking up. No, I was just thinking about how people's immune systems are pretty good. You can wash your hands and piss and be fine.

Probably. Yeah. You know, my dad's only eaten ice cream his whole life and he's still alive. I know. He's 83. You know, he didn't do any one thing that anybody said. My friend, even one. My friend's grandmother lived to 98 smoked cigarettes and only had

diet coke and hot dogs for food. Yeah. It's yeah. What happened? You believe in a little something called genetics. You know what I'm saying? Uh, good resources, good race horse resources. I've, uh, I've lost my track of thought.

I've lost my track of thought. I think that the best video to watch would be, um, maybe, um, I was trying to, well, no, I don't forget. I wonder, have we ever said Bozo dubbed over? I wonder if we've ever said fire to record as some piss bucks. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. For the record. On the show before an eagle-eared listeners.

Do eagles have good ears? I'm sure. They got to hear the mice running around. Can let us know if they've ever heard a reference to that. Did you guys watch the octopus on on, on Netflix, the octopus? No, the octopus. I didn't want it. I don't like, or is it like my friend, the octopus was in that one. It was like the octopus, um, conspiracy or something.

It's about, it's a, it's a great documentary about deep state stuff. And I heard about that last year, so suspicious, right? Yeah. It's like very strange. And, and, and in the middle of it, one of these government, one of these like, shh, CIA operative guys, like, uh, he, he, he, this journalist was sort of trying to chase down, like, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, guys, like, uh, he, he, he, this journalist was sort of trying to chase down this story and he, he took her into his apartment and, uh, said, and like his wife was there and like, she brought like sandwiches in or something.

And then they were like, we're in this office and he's like, watch this. And he rolled the tape of the, um, it was a brooder film where, where the driver turned around and shot the president. And he's like, and then he turned it off and said, don't believe anything you see or everything you know, isn't true. And then the total would go away. Oh, like he brought her into his house to be like, Oh yeah, I have a good time investigating this, but let me show you something.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The driver showed that. And then he said, that's always, that's a little, that's a little Jackie. Oh, was, but the woman who told that story was dead serious. Like some journalists who was not making that shit up. Wait, so we're talking like the dudes driving like this and he's just like,

you know what, let me just turn around and fuck off this motherfucker real quick. Like, yes. And it was probably fake, but it was meant to freak her out. It was just him saying, don't believe anything, anything you think is true, we've fucked with basically. Like I'm involved in this shit and before you start trying to find the truth,

know that there's a million people who will kill you if you get close to it. And also you're not going to even know it if you see it. Whoa, whoa, don't drag me into this now. So I'm not talking to you. I'm not talking to you, Miles. All right. Um, but I am saying that that's a good movie to watch for, for another, you know,

for, for another reason why you should, you know, maybe spend less time being mad about Mocha and more time running for office. There you go. Mad about Mocha and more time running for office. There you go. Mad about mocha. My new, your new podcast. I wish I could play something good for you. I would have brought some fun stuff. If I knew we were doing, I didn't, I wouldn't have brought like JFK.

I thought we were doing like, I didn't know we were doing like a take the day off. This is fun. This is the show. This is the show. Cause I want to, like, I want the the people to be if this is a day off We should be showing videos of like there's the video of your seen the video the guys trying to drive the u-haul truck out Of the parking garage and they tear the whole truck to pieces Oh, it's so good. It's these guys who take a u-haul truck into a parking garage that's not designed for it

You know, yeah, it's like it's crazy that they let us just drive you-Haul, just rent U-Haul trucks and drive them with no specializes. Oh, do they just scrape it on the fucking sprinkler? The fire? Yeah, and then like the whole, they like do everything you could possibly do until they finally just have to like run away because they've like, yeah, this is it. Now this is what I wanna watch.

This is, you wanna, these guys are unbelievable. It's a U-Haul coming in. It already hit like, I think the, okay, this thing is about to impact. It's like, maybe I can fit. Oh! Right, but that's just the beginning. These guys are, that's the thing.

They're like, well, okay, well, let's just back it up to see if we can. Just the stick-to-it-iveness of an American. Oh, it gets so much worse. They end up hitting like a- No. Watch out for that one, buddy. Wait, what? No. Hey, what do they even go up on? So they pull forward and now they're up on three wheels. They're up on a ramp. Oh, I think I think it was just the they're not done.

Oh, yeah, they are. What are they doing? They're going to fucking flip this thing. They are stoned. They're going to flip it for that's a stone. Oh, what? It's not over. But still trying to do it. I love this guy's like this guy a stone. There's like. Yo, what is. It's not over. We're still trying to do it. And I love this guy's like. This guy got out.

He's like, hold on. What's underneath the tires? Yeah, I was like. Oh no. It's raining down. Yeah, like they fucking hit us. Sewage? Oh, sewage.

They hit a sewage thing. Is that a sewage line? It's gotta be that or like a. Like look what those guys. There's a pipe of gray paint going through. And they're not done. I just like this. Just back out.

But like the backing out in a U-Haul truck does seem like it would be difficult. And look back out, just straight back. Damn, I identify with this. At least this isn't happening to you. They're just... For people who aren't watching the video, I don't know what to tell you. This is one way to incentivize. Just check out the video.

It's like, it's one, it's one episode a week where we're going to be doing videos. The other seven uploads we do a week, purely audio. So please don't worry. This isn't a fully video podcast right now, but what? Okay. So they're still, it's just like, they've activated like this whole building. They, they somehow manage these two delivery drivers are just like, we need to get out of here delivery drivers are just like we need to get out of here We have now we have to get out of here

We get caught in here. We've torn the sewage pipe out. We've got the water pipes going We have water like you all out of this Just kept going they're gonna get forward. Oh They just kept going. They know they're going to get forward. Oh, they just, they just won't stop. And I admire this beyond this camera. I've been there. I don't know if you guys have been there.

I have. Yeah. This is where you've done something bad. Yeah. And you're just like, we have to get away from this. Like pushing forward. Yeah. I just, what have, what have you guys been doing down here?

You know, just, I'd like to see someone coming up. Somebody shows up. You guys having some trouble? Hey boys. Hey guys. Uh, first time, first time driving Yeah, I just what if what are you guys been doing down here? You know, just I'd like Hey boys, hey you guys first time first time driving a cube truck or what's going on boys? You're right. They they practically tore the building down. Yeah, that was uh, look that's called That's called American ingenuity and gumption right there So shout out to those people in that you whole fanul fan. You know, and something in here, whether it be the guy washing his hands in the urinal and then looking and being like, that's not a urinal, is it? And the Europeans saying, whether that or the people driving the U-Haul just back and forth and just causing increasing damage, but never having the idea to

back out from where they entered. Something in here will resonate with what happened. It will be some metaphorical. You will understand the metaphor and you'll understand why we've shown these videos or just played the audio for them and us being like, oh no, you can't see it. This election is either going to bring us you hall van or piss buck. Yeah. And we'll see what the outcome is.

No way to know. Yeah, no way to know. Chris Crofton pleasure having you as always on the daily zeitgeist. Thanks. It's a lot of fun and I'm glad to spend this day with you guys. And I'm so glad we're here with you too, man. I want everybody to hang in there and, and have and have, uh, you know, have, uh, whatever, I don't know.

Can people find you, follow you? I've gone podcast crazy since I've learned how to edit on my audacity. And I am taking, I'm going on so many dates where I talk about audacity and, um, first dates and I say audacity. Yeah, I use it. So I don't know if you heard of a little somewhere called audacity. It's sort of new. It might be, it's a new thing.

And I am, so I'm doing good morning. Got me like Monday, Wednesday, Friday, where I, it's a seven or eight minute podcast where I read. I've been reading out of this book, uh, that my, that I loved during my childhood called lizard music. And it's very funny book. And then I read a poem that I, I take the suggestions for the poems off Patreon, and then I play part of a song and that's it. And I say, good morning.

And I ring a bell and it's, it a week. And it's like bite-sized. You can listen to it in two seconds. And it's got a song that I'm hoping will be a song that you obviously can only play part of the song, but you can go track it down. And it's a great song to start your day. And I love turning people on to music. And then I've got my cold brew got me like that.

I do with my brother and now I'm doing cold brew conversations today and interviewed Jamie Loftus who says hi to everybody. And it was such a fun thing to talk to her about this sort of stuff as well. And about, you know, she's volunteering at a homeless aid organization. That's she said, that's how making her feel like acting locally, you know, regardless of what happens also voting, but, but, you know you know, but doing what you can locally is very important. And then the rest of it is just like, I got a new record coming out in March. This documentary is done about me that's been 10 years in the works,

and that's coming out in March too. So there's lots of, lots, you can hear me talk even more. Hell yeah. A lot on the way, a lot on the way. Is there work in media you've been enjoying? I guess we've just been talking about work to media. Non-stop. Yeah.

I did a, um, I did a little thing. Um, or I mean, I did a little thing. I did the job for once. Like I went and found some media. Oh, hell yeah. I did a little thing called what you guys wanted me to do. Okay. It's New York times pitch bot.

You guys are probably. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I love that guy, Doug J balloon and it's at Doug J balloon. And he said today, if Trump wins, Harris supporters must accept his victory peacefully and without ranker. And if Harris wins, Harris supporters must be understanding about Trump

supporters, violence and rioting. supporters must be understanding about Trump supporters violence and rioting. And it's a parody account parodying the New York Times and often the New York Times outdoes him with their. Yeah, with their. I was here in century both sides you shit on NPR yesterday. Oh, so hard to listen to NPR. Yeah, don't don't check people when they're lying out loud. Cause that would be rude, I guess. Yeah.

Or saying wrong shit out loud. Yeah. Uh, miles where can people find you? Is there work media you've been enjoying? Find me laying down. Okay. All right. Cause I need, I need a break.

Um, Twitter and Instagram miles are great. You want to hear about basketball progress as miles and Jack got mad. Boosties 90 day fiance, which is my escapism. I do that talking on for 20 day fiance. Oh, and also shout out the good thief, that documentary podcast. That was on the true crime podcast. We want a signal award, which is now I can say I'm award winning. Okay.

Hell yeah. And all I had to do was talk baby. But yeah, that was fantastic. Shout out to everybody involved with that. Yeah, thanks. There is a tweet that I did like, actually it's at only a world away. And this is in regards to the peanut, the squirrel shit that's going on. Uh, like as we led into the election, it's like, this is the tweet. I work at the facility where they put down peanut, the squirrel.

And after it happened, it was quiet, but then the doctor farted and we all laughed then someone yelled Downtown and threw peanut at the novelty basketball hoop on our trashcan, but he missed and peanut hit the wall And then one more just a video this is just something for me and the folks that just have weird Misplaced anger issues at times. This is on this is from tik-tok And let me just pull it up people who talk and they have white stuff right here and right here And then they'd be fumbling at the mouth. Do you want me to beat the shit out of you? At fee p e e e e e e e e underscores I like that. That's from at fee P H E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E stuff. Okay, you would beat the shit out of you. By the way, real quick, I just want to say thank you, everybody who got in touch with me and said they watched devil at your heels. So many sight gang people. Yeah, devil at your heels. And they were like, man, this is a good movie. And I was like,

God damn it. There we go. Those man, you got 10 years later, the one person who can get someone to watch a documentary. I was thrilled. I was thrilled that people were sending me pictures that are TV screen and stuff. So it was very fun. Ken Carter on there. It's like an incredible and get someone to watch a documentary. I was thrilled. I was thrilled that people were sending me pictures of their TV screen and stuff. So it was very fun with Ken Carter on there. It's like an incredible superpower. You should have to file that with the Legion. Man, I just am grateful to the Zeit Gang

for being a whatever, nice. Yeah. You can find me on Twitter, Jack underscore O'Brien, tweet I've been enjoying at oldfriend99 tweeted, friendly reminder that gulp is with a hard G. I once said jolp as my bullies were closing in and it only made matters worse. That's funny. Jolp.

You can find us on Twitter at Daily Zeitgeist. We're at The Daily Zeitgeist. On Instagram we have a Facebook fan page and our website, dailyzeitgeist.com, where we post our episodes and our footnotes. We link off to the information that we talked about today, as well as a song that we think you might enjoy. You can also go check our YouTube channel out. Yeah!

Because we now have video versions of some episodes like this one. Yes, exactly. But Miles, is there a song that you think people might enjoy? Yes, there's another surprise, surprise band out of Australia that's pretty cool. They describe their music as hypnotic dance punk and they're from Melbourne.

They're called Gut Health, which I think we can all, you know, use a little bit of that. I'll get behind that one. And the track is called Inner Norm. And dude, the fucking bass, the picked bass on this bassline is fucking It's grooving and it's cool. It's moving and I like that So if you liked like a heavy pick bass sort of like melodic bass line this tracks for you You like a little energy you like a power powerful female vocal. This is it gut health inner norm

All right, we will link off to that in the foot. No, the daily is a production of I heart radio for more podcasts from my heart radio, visit the I heart radio app, Apple podcast, wherever you listen to your favorite shows, that's going to do it for us this morning, back this afternoon to tell you what happened in the election last night, I guess maybe, maybe we'll be back like this morning. We'll probably try and do an hour. Or we'll have our backs to the wall. We don't know.

Yeah, we don't know, but we'll be back at some point today with the episode where we actually talk about the election results and we will talk to you all then. Bye. Bye. Thank you.