The Daily Zeitgeist - Chuck Norris' Weird Last Career, Timberlake DUI: His Best Video In Years 03.24.26

Episode Date: March 24, 2026

In this episode 2028, Jack and Miles are joined by comedian Pallavi Gunalan to discuss… why we shouldn't name anything after Chuck Norris, the bodycam footage of Justin Timberlake's DUI and much more! Chuck Norris Dead: 'Walker Texas Ranger' Action Icon Was 86 Bringing 'The Heat': 10 Good, 5 Bad And 5 Weird Buddy Cop Comedies Chuck Norris Was the Ultimate Meme of the 2000s San Francisco petition seeks to rename Cesar Chavez Street Chuck Norris Is the Biggest Chuck Norris Joke | HuffPost Voices Justin Timberlake's DUI LISTEN: slewdem_ | BexBluSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Did you see the clip of the dermatologist convention in Hawaii? No. Oh, yeah, I did. Just everyone is so covered up. Everybody's covered up. These motherfuckers are laying out. Mummy wraps. But they're covered up like.

They probably have some weird like Uniclo technology where they get just the correct amount of light through those or something. Or is it just purely for the ambient heat? You know what I mean? Why would they be out there? They're blazed out of their fucking minds. That's why. Jesus.

We're blazed, bro. I think they should be allowed to be outside, Miles, even though they have good skin care. No, I just like, I'm just trying to feel like what, when they think about it, they're like, Dermatologists. I like,

well, I mean, it just shows you. They're human rights. Like when there's, yeah, when you have a profession, like a specialty like that and they're like, oh yeah, motherfucker. I don't let that shit hit my. skin at all.

Like, what the fuck? How are you guys on sunscreen? I'm not going to go. I think, okay, I think he's a traitor Joe's one to be, because I am a voice for something for the skin cancer foundation. So I had like for years, I've been like having these things of like, I should wear, I should wear sunscreen even though, you know, I got some melanin. And I've been sunburned only twice in my life when I was like outdoors for like multiple

day straight. But I think like the Trader Joe's like sunscreen is, it feels so like light. That's the one that feels light and kind of like a little crumbly. It's being like the Trader Joe stuff is slept on. It's not crumbly. It's just like it's got like a gel and it's. Zach is just using seven year old sunscreen.

It's crumbly. I'm rubbing sand on my, I'm rubbing sand on my face. You get saying. I love the grit on it. There is like a, there's a, there's a, there's a type of sunscreen that has like a little bit of grit like it's not it's hard to explain like it's very fine to the mineral one instead of an SPF number it has a mineral ones are for white people we can't do that shit yeah that could be it yeah i've i wear it on my bald head for sure that's what i yeah yeah i've seen some scary shit i've seen some map oh yeah yeah yeah patterns on the top of people's heads yeah you got to take care of that shit uh it also depends

to like if it's like the intensity of the sun too you know like yeah yeah yeah i'm in like the pacific northwest i'm a little less uh worried than if you're like closer or south but apparently that's that's that not true people get burned um through the clouds and shit because they're like oh for sure for sure i mean i'm also falling into the like melanin ignorance camp where you're like melanin equals you can't get sunburn but you can still get melanomas um and that's You know why I'm, like, so worried about it is because, like, black don't crack, but brown will eventually frown. Like, at 60, like, everything drops.

And so I'm like, I'm light after 60. I got it. I got it. Yeah, I got to moisturize accordingly. You know, Roaldol, the writer who thought up Willie Wonka, Matilda, and the BFG. But did you know he was also a spy? Was this before he wrote his stories? It must have been.

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It is Tuesday, March 24th, 2026. What does that even mean? What is it? What is it all mean? 324. It's National Cocktail Day. Oh, that's good because we're going to be talking about Justin Timberlake's love of cocktails later. Hey, Jack, for you and all my Philadelphians, National Cheese Steak Day.

Hey. Get it in. Falcon cheese steak. What was that time you had a cheesecake? That's what that accent was. I don't know, man. I'm like, I'm not a great cheese steak connoisseur. No, yeah, yeah, yeah.

My extended family's from Philly. I'll let them speak to the cheese steak. I'm not saying you have to pick me right now. But I'm saying, do you? Lay off my back, my little. Okay, I'm just asking if you ate one. I didn't say, what's the best one, Jack, go now? Better have the, I'm trying to think, like, the last one I had was probably at

subway or some shit like that. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Totally inappropriate venue. Yeah, just terrible, like, usually I'll go to cheese steak when there's no, other option besides like bad turkey sub i'll be like all right we're going we're going hot okay um yeah hate a hot sub subway just can't anyway but that's just me everybody knows i know you're you're connoisseur you're a bit of a food snob you i would say yeah i'm plugged in a fancy millionaire

mm-hmm anyways happy cheese steak day to to y'all you know what i do not like because i do I've enjoyed the hell out of some cheese steaks. There was a good cheese steak truck over by the cracked offices back in the day. They painted bricks on the side of it to be like, we're from the city. Oh, that was the East Coast. I think it was called South Philly Experience. I think that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember that truck.

I was pretty decent. I ate that for a number of days. Maybe that was my last one. They were shipping in like the Amarosa rolls, right? That's what they said. That's what they said. That's what they said. Um, I do not like when, like a Philly cheese steak pizza.

You ever have that? Like that's, uh-uh. Having some like pieces of steak on, uh, pizza. Yeah, don't, uh, fuck out of here. Philly cheese steak burger. It's like, it's already a burger. It's a burger, dude. Yeah.

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Real T's real eyes Real lies Anyways Shout out to Lesson Zero I'm thrilled to be joined As always by my co-host Mr. Miles Gray Hey

You gotta be honest I was planning on doing on that one Since Lesson Zero tagged me in it But here we go It's Miles Gray A.K. Don't go chasing Forever Wars

Just stick to the wrestling bullshit that you're used. to I know that you're a narcissistic piece of fuck but I think we're moving too fast Yeah, I don't hear me. Okay, shut out of a lockeroni for that one. Got a hammy! Okay, shut out of a part of that song.

Oh yeah, a lot of people don't lean in that. You know, hammy! Oh, great one. I guess less than zero tag both of us. Oh, I wanted to do a duo. Oh, I see. Nate Dogg. Sorry. I missed that. I would have made it happen.

Wait, sorry. Where did he, where'd you get tagged? I'd like to hear Jack do the Warren G-verse while Miles does Nate Dog. Oh, God. Well, sorry, man. Our reading comprehensions. Not good, guys, if you haven't noticed. Look, I fucked up. All right. I'm sorry. I thought the chess tournament was at.

Oh, what the fuck? This chess tournament stinks like shit. man I was so close to just be like just leaving just getting on a plane leaving the country when I brought my kid a half hour late to the chest turn I get it I guess like he'll be better with someone else anyways I'm thrilled to be joined in our third deceit by a hilarious stand-up comedian writer actor improviser you can see her at her monthly shows second screens comedy and facial recognition comedy it's polonium polyvigunale Oh, what the fuck?

It smells like shit in here. What the fuck? Give me a one word suggestion. Fuck. Give me a one. Give me a dog. Give me a fuck. Your one word suggestion is what the fuck?

Oh, shit. It smells like shit in here. He just pisses himself. Oh, fuck. Why to get warm and they're really cold in here? What the fuck? that is. So you're a fellow pants pisser.

You've experienced it yourself, huh? Yeah, yeah. No, I would never. No. It's an adrenal response when I'm about to fuck shit up. Yeah, sometimes when I'm sunning my perineum, I will accidentally retain. Guys, put sunscreen on there. Put sunscreen on there.

You can get burned on your perenn. Dude, there's some fucking pharmaceutical drug. I heard the ad for. talking about like you can get like a fatal infection in your parinium was like it was like oh you can't get a fatal infection like between your rectum or anus and genitals i'm like what the fuck like a triangle of death that you hear about on the face yeah yeah yeah i don't know if it's but i don't even know if that's a triangle it's just for whatever reason this medication like in the thing it was jarring because i heard it passively when i was like what the fuck oh they put that in the ad like a

TD ad? Yeah. Deadly perennium infection. Meanwhile, they're curing Alzheimer's in Cuba and we're like, now you can get butt killed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Feel what it's like to get killed through your perennial. Um, Pala view. Oh, me?

We're thrilled to have you. Aw. Yeah. How are you doing? I'm thrilled to have one of you. Oh. Here. Okay.

I like, I like the mystery there. Okay. Yeah. I just, I thought some of my, you know, Potions may have worked this time, but... Keep trying. Keep trying. I guess someone's developing a tolerance.

Oh. I was just looking... Yeah. Oh, no, sorry. I was just looking at... I was trying to figure out what the Jardians is one, where it says, like, it's... There's ones like, what does Jardians do to your paroneum? There's like a lot of weird shit.

I don't know. Somebody with medical... Now I got a look at my parietam. I'm fine looking at everything. Yeah, well, you might as well. You're already down there. stuff. Charlie will make you dance.

I'm like, yeah. I've been down there a lot. I've been in the mines. I got my heart hat on. Whistle way you work, you know what I'm saying? I say that canary, it's dead.

Hi-ho, hi-ho. Canary has croaked. I killed six canaries with my perony. That mine is collapsing. Well, we're thrilled to have you here. We're going to get to know you a little bit better. the moment first we're going to tell the listeners a couple of things we're talking about.

We're going to look back. Somebody's trying to name a street after Chuck Norris. We just want to take a look back over Chuck Norris' career because he did pass over the weekend. Someone wants to name a street after him. Oh, my God. If they paint over Caesar Chavez and just have Chuck Norris, I'm going to lose my shit. I'm going to lose it. That is literally what they're put.

Like, he's like, well. that guy was fucked up. So San Francisco Firefighter is calling for Cesar Chavez Street to be renamed after Norris. Some people on the internet were just saying like, just name it after the boxer Julio Cesar Chavez. And then you can just

keep the signs and just throw Julio in front of it. Does Dolores Swerta get nothing? Yeah, give it. I'm getting it. Potentially. Give her a street. There you go. But that does waste a lot of paint to Milesus point. We could just name it after that

boxer. Maybe you just stop naming shit after people because that can't are they're big pieces of shit. Yeah. This is such a weird reason to have never gotten the metric system. Because all the paint for all the times. We will talk about

Iran's propaganda just being much better than the U.S. We will talk about Justin Timberlake when he got his Y. This is going to ruin the tour. That's the crazy part. That shit's not even in the body cam footage. I know. The body footage is.

But the shit that's in there. charming with the release of that's the only case in history where the body cam footage of a celebrity makes them like more appealing to me because he became an instant infant mentally he was so great he's like why

let's a world I'm just playing yeah um we'll talk about was a big movie uh project Hail Mary came out this weekend was a big hit I really want to see it and then they did a IMAX screening of it in space

for just like one of the one of those old-fashioned 90s marketing stunts that like doesn't make any sense and was hundreds of millions of dollars but because it was on a movie that is going to do well they're going to be like see what I say

fucking genius anyways we'll talk about that we'll talk about Wu Tang's final tour yeah all of that quote unquote any more final in quotes all that plenty more but first Paul Vee, we do like to ask our guest, what is something from your search history

that is revealing about who you are? Okay, I'm very excited if you guys didn't know about this, but did you know Corn's Jonathan Davis has a dog accessories line called Freak on a Leash? No, he does not. Are you for real? He also has an organization that helps dogs. He apparently was like transformed by his like dog

and like he had a whole like epiphany and then now he has a whole thing with it And it looks like a hot topic for dogs or like, Folsom Street Fair for dogs. Because it's like all these like. Some street fair for dogs. Is this leather? Yeah.

It's like it's got like collars with spikes on them. It's very like corn, but for dogs. Oh, okay. Okay. Are you in the market? Are you anything catch your interest? I don't know. I thought it was like one of my friends is going to get matching collars with her dogs.

Hmm. What happened? Yeah. Didn't he go Jesus and then not, right? He's, I know. He's like, he doesn't hear about that. The people go in and out. Usually once you get Jesus, it's like the,

the worst drug addiction. They never come back from it, you know? We grill on a, oh, he just said, my problem with Christianity is the holier than now bullshit. All right, Jonathan. All right. Maybe I just. I could see like a former rocker being like,

freak on a leash and then you get there. And it's like, all looks like wine mom. material, you know, like it's just all like Paisley's and stuff. I like that. I like that he leaned into like it does look like what you would expect it to look like. Yeah, it's cute. It's little badass

accessories. And then they have an organization that like does like vaccinations and rescue work and stuff like that. Right. No, because it's like the guy, there's Brian, the guitar player head, the guitar player named Head and

Fieldy the bass player, their Christianist. fuck, that's what I was mistaken. And in this interview, they're like, yo, bro, what up with head and field? You're like, you've been to church? He's like, nah, bro, I don't fuck that. But he's like, I respect their, I respect their belief. So, you know.

There you go. Yeah. If you click on organizations, it's called the one that helps the dogs is called Take Me Home. And the O is like, it's kind of like that mouth with the tongue stuck out for like people, but it's like a dog. Oh, like the Rolling Stones logo? The Rolling Stone's logo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh.

Yeah. And that one of the. And that warmed my boomer heart. Oh, yeah. Take me home. And then it's a little doggy. And then they have another one called Pup Culture. Amazing.

Paul, Vee, what is something you think is underrated? I've been leaning into nostalgia a lot lately. I may or may not have a podcast coming out about it. But I think like millennial fashion is coming back in really fun and unnecessary ways. And I'm like, fuck yeah, dude. Nobody respects you when you're going through it. And then they bring the big belts back. And you're like, see, we had ideas.

We had thoughts back then. You know, these peasant tops and these layered lace tanks. Okay. Oh, yeah. It's fun. The baggy pants. I'm like, bro, I can actually go back to my mom's house where the clothes that didn't burn down exist and be like, yep, dusting off these big ass jeans I have. Literally.

And you know why you can. do that. It's because they were better quality back then. Because everything falls apart. It melts in your mouth, not or in your hands, not in your mouth. Like all of it melts on your legs, not at the store. And like now I'm like, oh, kids are not going to be able to like do that anymore because like all of the good quality clothes are gone. Well, they are going to. But it's all the, it's all like it's still. But there's something about like pulling something out from when you were a kid and you're like, I still fit in these shorts. That's crazy.

You know? I have a pair of like skateboarding jeans that like my mom was like, she's like, do you want these? I'm like, you hold on to those. Those might actually be relevant and I might be able to fit in with the young people when I put those back on. Yeah. But yeah, like that,

I remember when I was like on vacation like a while back. I saw everybody when the super, the super low rise jeans were back to. I was like, what the f. That doesn't need to come back. I'm good on that. What about the hair. Well, not for us.

The little hair poof. that goes all the way up. They're mockingly doing it, but I think it'll be fun. I think it'll be fun. Bring it back. Bring back white girls with big ass hair. I don't care what decade. They never went away.

Some people are still holding down the culture in the Midwest as we speak. Whatever chapel rone is doing. Oh, being terrible to children? Yeah. Do that. Does you about that controversy? I heard about it and I heard you had a response, but I haven't seen it yet. It's like just so stupid because it's like, it's her dumb.

security guards. You probably told this little girl to fuck off. Not for her specifically. Well, she said it wasn't her security even, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And only, Jack, there's this whole thing where, like, a professional soccer player's daughter went to go ask, like, he's like, are you chaperone and like, security guards, get the fuck away from her kind of shit. And she's getting all the call back.

And then he like cross-bodied. Yeah. Nobody asks her that. Yeah. What you dare? That was fucked up. You hate to see it, folks. Yeah.

I'm trying to picture the hair poof. pulled back is that like the Gwen Stefani I'm doing the half up half down thing right now but it's like where you like just take the top Yeah Gwen had a little bit of that. Yeah yeah yeah yeah. Yeah. Like Gwen had you know. You could put stuff in there.

A bump it? Remember there was a whole bump it. There was a whole accessory that you put in there to give you. Oh yeah. There was a lift hit for your hair. Yeah. Full volume. Turkey for men. For women.

Yeah. I wore pants that were. so big back then, but they weren't designed to be. So I just wore like 38s. I showed Miles a picture of this recently. Oh, yeah. So stupidly big.

But like that they would drag on the floor. So like and also I have a habit of not like having two pairs of pants at a time, which is on. No, no, no. Just like that. You only had two pairs of pants. Over and over and over again. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. that you just alternate. It's called being a disgusting guy. Or sustainability. We love anti-consumerism, sustainability. That was being sustainable and not lazy and disgusting. This is me trying to rebrand my... I was sustaining the bacteria on my pants.

Do you remember like the raw denim phase where everybody's like, I can't wear my or I can wash my pants for a month? Yeah. The hipster fit. Man, bring hipsters back. That shit was fun. They were annoying, but like not over the top. like now, you know.

I know, I mean, looking back, we're like, we'll take everything back. We'll take everything. Yeah. They brought records back. That shit was great. Yeah. And now look at,

look at how much records cost. Jesus. Yeah. What is something you think is overrated? Going to the airport. I'm never going again. Let's not do it. I'm scared.

I'm scared. I'm scared. First of all, you think TSA was nice to me and now you're going to add ice to that shit. No, thank you. Right, right. Yeah, yeah. No, thank you.

Even the flight attendants would shuffle my bags around and break shit. I am good. I don't need to go back to high school to get bullied. I just need the airport. Like, I'll go in. What's ice going to nudgee me? What's going to happen? I'm scared.

Who knows? I mean, there was a, a woman got detained by ICE at San Francisco airport yesterday. Last night and her nine-year-old daughter was standing there. This is terrifying. I don't want to go to the, I don't want, the pilots are taking time out of their. day to say, hey, we got delayed

six hours on the runway. Call your, I don't care what your politics are. Call them. And I'm like, what, okay. Now I have to call them and my airlines to rebook. This sucks. Call everybody right now. Just whoever. It's an omni crisis.

I think the planes should all start meeting like birds who are changing migration habits. And then maybe like just they all. Locking together off in a field somewhere. You're like, should we all just go south? They're like, we got to have a meetup. Yeah.

Yeah. That's actually a really good idea. The one good thing, because, you know, Trump's like, I would request that the ice agents don't wear masks. So now you get to take a picture of a bunch of unmasked ice agents. Yeah. But there's no God ID. They could be anybody kidnapping people at the airport. They won't show ID.

Oh, yeah. I mean, in that one clip, the guy was like, I got a badge. I'm like, whipped it out real quick. Where? People were like, what the fuck was that? But, yeah, this. You can't. You don't have to show a.

to kidnap people, but you do to vote? What the fuck is happening? Sorry, I'm just like pissed. No, it's so mad. I mean, I think this is, this is exactly what you're going to happen with more shit like this. Through security again, if I have a little sip of water in my water bottle,

you're going to send me all the way back through. But ice can just be out here kidnapping people. That is ice is a frozen water. Like, they should be sent all the way back to where they came from. I did have that. happen where they said they, you forget to empty out the water. And they just, they're like, all right, you can go out that door and go all back again. Try again next time. Like a mean

fucking teacher in second grade. Like, I want to see you do this whole thing all over again. That's why you chug it and go, yeah. Fuck you. Fuck you. And then you go through. No, they even once it's gone, even once I chug it while making, unbreaking broken eye contact. They're like, yeah, you're going to have to run that back. Wow, I always get the drug bag swab. That's my thing. That's what they call me at airport. I get a full bag.

I'm drug bag. Whenever I travel down the hallway, they're like drug bag swab. Oh, there's drug bag, yeah. This guy's made it. This guy's made a meth. This guy's made a meth. Swipe it.

Swob it. Go. This guy's made of meth. And you're like, no, I'm not. And then packets start falling out of you. Like cockroaches and men in black. No, this is just a. flaky sunscreen I have on.

It's crumbling. It's a crumbly sunscreen. I need fire. Miles, your face has fallen off. Is that bad? Face falling off your bones. Yeah, but it seems

bad. I'm about to travel this week. I'm not looking forward to it. Me too. New York City. Oh, shit. I've heard of that place. I'm going. I'm going to Arizona where the originator of show me your papers. Right.

Right. What? Just at that point? If a TSA, or are you flying out of Burbank? No. No. Oh, you guys are, I mean, that's, that's the way that's safe because that place is just basically a bus station that has planes taking off.

Yeah. You literally just like, they're like, oh, you can walk onto whatever plane you want. Have fun. Yeah, whatever you want. Just be honest. It's an honor system. Honor system. Hey, I was going to Vegas.

They just asked me if I was cool. Hey, you're cool, right? All right. Yeah, come on, man. Bro, don't ruin the tour. Okay. It's going to ruin the world tour. Yeah.

Last time I went to LAX, they put me in one of those depots where you have to, like, take a bus across. Oh, that's like for American Airlines. Across the tarmac. Yeah. American Airlines is now just like. You're at gate 329. And you're like, what? They get you by being like, you're at 52.

I. And you're like, you check the wait times now. It's like 500,000, 600 minutes. And then sometimes you show up and you just get right through and it's like, oh, now I'm at the airport for six hours. Yeah. That's what I'm saying.

You're going to Arizona. It might be, it might be faster for me to drive there. Drive. Yeah. I mean that it goes for me to drive to New York. Could be. It'd be an epic road trip, man. I have to drive, but I have to drive to Arizona and then fly to Texas.

So those are both fun, fun things that I'm doing. Such short trips. I'm out to the fucking shows. Yeah. Come to the fucking shows. If only so you can ID me in real life. They're like, you're going to have to, ma'am, you're going to have to do an AKA, please. Oh, polonium polypies.

Yeah. So you can say that on your ID. Yeah. I'm famous for killing people. We're actually kind of cool with that one, actually. Yeah. Poisoning people with. Yeah.

Love your work. Love your work. All right. Let's take a quick break. We'll come back. We'll talk about the news. You know Roll Doll, the writer who thought up Willie Wonka, Matilda, and the BFG. But did you know he was also a spy?

Was this before he wrote his stories? It must have been. Our new podcast series, The Secret World of Roll Doll, is a wild journey through the hidden chapters of his extraordinary, controversial life. His job was literally to seduce the wives of powerful Americans. And he was really good at it. You probably won't believe it either. Okay, I don't think that's true.

I'm telling you. The guy was a spy. Did you know Dahl got cozy with the Roosevelt's? Played poker with Harry Truman and had a long affair with a congresswoman. And then he took his talents to Hollywood, where he worked alongside Walt Disney and Alfred Hitchcock before writing a hit James Bond film. How did this secret agent wind up as the most successful children's author ever?

And what darkness from his covert past seeped into the stories we read as kids. The true story is stranger than anything he ever wrote. Listen to the secret world of Roll Dahl on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. I'm Bailey Taylor, and this is It Girl. You may know me from my It Girl series I've done on the streets of New York over the years. Well, I've got good news. I am bringing those interviews and many more to this podcast.

Yes, we will talk about the style and the success, but we are also talking about the pressure, the expectations, and the real work with the women's shaping culture right now. The woman in the industry, you're always underestimated. So you have to work extra hard and you have to push the narrative in a way that doesn't compromise who you are in your integrity. You know, I like to say I was kind of like a silent ninja. Each week, I have unfiltered conversations with female founders, creatives, and leaders to talk about ambition, visibility, and what it really takes to build something meaningful in the public eye. Because being a Nick Girl isn't about the spotlight, it's about owning it. I think the negatives need to be discussed and they need to be told to people who maybe don't do

this every day just so they know what's really going on. I feel like pulling the curtain back is important. Listen to It Girl with Bailey Taylor on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Why hasn't a woman formally participated in a Formula One race weekend in over a decade? Think about how many skills they have to develop at such a young age. What can we learn from all of the new F1 romance novels suddenly popping up every year? He still smelled of podium champagne and expensive of friction. And how did a 2023 event called Wag Ageddon change the paddock forever? That day is just seared into my memory.

I'm culture writer and F1 expert Lily Herman, and these are just a few of the questions I'm tackling on no grip, a Formula One culture podcast that dives into the under-explored pockets of the sport. In each episode, a different guests and I will go deeper into the wacky mishaps, scandals and sagas, both on the track and far away from it, that have made F1 a delightful, decadent dumpster fire for more than 75 years. Listen to no grip on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Marsh Madness is here, and if you're trying to keep up with everything happening on and off the court, we've got you covered on the podcast, flagrant and funny.

You look at the top four number one seeds. What do you think UCLA is going to do? Break down that for me, my friend. I do think UCLA has a really good chance of getting back to the final four. Obviously, Yukon is the overwhelming favorite in this tournament, but I'll be honest, I think people are kind of sleeping on Texas. Experts are suggesting that UCLA is the number one challenger to Yukon and that right after that would be Texas. SEC is so deep and so thinking just about everything, it really is annoying. So it's UCLA, Texas, South Carolina, LSU, only ones that could possibly upset Yukon.

On Flagrant and Funny, we're giving our unfiltered takes on the biggest, moments the conversations everyone's having. So whether your bracket is busted or you just want the latest on the tournament, we got you. Listen to Flakrant and Funny with Carrie Champion and Jamel Hill on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Presented by Capital One, founding partner of IHart Women's Sports. I became a millionaire overnight, but lost everything that actually mattered. Wait a minute, Sophia. Did you just say he lost everything?

That's right. It's inheriting too much drama week on the OK Storytime podcast, so we'll find out soon. This person writes, I just inherited. inherited a fortune after losing my mom, and now my girlfriend's entire family is coming out of nowhere with their hands out. One sibling wants me to fund their whole lifestyle. Another vanished for four years and suddenly reappeared, and my girlfriend is already giving my money away. Hold on, Sophia, so the girl he wants to marry is already sending money out the door. And that's just the beginning.

He makes a plan, sets up a trust, and finally thinks he has everything under control. Okay, so things work out then? Let's just say the people he trusted the most are the ones who ended up shocking him the most. so does the money end up being worth going through all that? To find out, listen to the OK Storytime podcast on the IHart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And we're back. We're back. And on Friday, news broke that Chuck Norris passed away at the age of 86.

A real martial arts champion who became a... Smells like shit. Yeah, smells like shit. One of my favorite improv comedians and a real martial arts champion. who became a Reagan era action star in movies like the Delta Force

and missing in action that are, you know, wildly fucked up movies in retrospect and even at the time. Sure. But we do have to mention...

In the eyes of a ranger. The unsuspected stranger. That should have been our AKA today. We do have to mention, in 1995's top dog. Did you get to touch top dog?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So this was advertised as a family-friendly buddy comedy about a cop played by Chuck Norris and his wacky dog friend. The poster has like Chuck Norris holding a gun and then an adorable dog on top of the words top dog with a silly

police hat on top of it on his head. The movie is actually about Chuck Norris and his dog battling literal neo-Nazis who have been bombing buildings and are planning something major on Hitler's birthday and it came out nine days after the Oklahoma City

bombing which is what the fuck really I remember they did not pull that it was a different time that had planes in them for like a year after 9-11 like this is wild that they were like

this silly movie where with a dog cop that's like basically recreating the plot of the Oklahoma City bombing and we're gonna, people need to see it though. Also, it's so weird that like the actor is playing like a hero that would destroy the Nazis, but in real life he like supports them. Yeah, yeah. He's probably an accessory to that plot. Yeah. We got to go and foil law enforcement.

He jumps on a, he jumps into a scene where they're all meeting and then he unmasks one of them and it's just. him. What the fuck? How did they even present this like in the theaters? It says budget six million box office 5.1 million.

Screenplayed by Ron Swanson. Wait, hold on. From Parks and Rec. People weren't ready. People weren't ready for this. This is the movie ahead of its time. So he's coming out. He's just got a gun in his head.

He's coming up like a little smile on his face. Lieutenant Jake Wilder. Oh, just shot a call. When it comes to fight a gun. Wait, so it starts off with him. A car is driving at him full speed, and he just gets in the road. He's like, I'm going to shoot the tire out. And it flips.

It crashes into a car, explodes. Everybody inside appears to be dead. Wait. Oh, no. A clown comes out. But now. Bozo. Face the toughest.

The most difficult. Okay, and I get it. The most difficult. And then a dog shows up. We're the Nazis. Good help. So then a dog pushes up like an oxygen tank and a guy's standing on a plank and it fucking seesaws him in the air. Folkrum lever.

Okay. All right. Cool, man. And how did this do it? The dog understands basic physics. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, oh, the fulcrum. That's a little bit.

Ah, forget it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Well. But yeah, it opens with the chief wanting him back because Neonon. Nazis have blown up a building with children inside, which is like, that is exactly what happened in Oklahoma City. Nine days before people were seeing this for the first time in the theaters.

Yikes. And at one point, he takes the dog to visit his mom, and she's like, they'll probably attack tomorrow because it's Hitler's birthday, April 20th, and the Oklahoma City bombing happened on April 19th. Right. That is crazy. Yeah. That's, uh, I mean,

Wait, so the mom did it. So the mom did the Oklahoma City bombing. So this is like, it's just funny too. Like they probably didn't take it down too because it's pre-social media era where people, like they can actually hear it's like, oh, this might be an outrageous decision to make. But also mad. People probably didn't have enough savvy. I just remember it coming out and just never watching because I'm like Chuck Norris is so fucking boring. I feel like social media campaigns weren't a thing.

So it's like whatever the news would say. So I bet the news was just like, Fuck yeah, a movie. Right, right, right. Yeah, yeah. That's true. And they did kind of hide the neo-Nazis blowing up buildings with children inside it from the main. Like, it's not like that was the conceit that they were selling the movie on.

So maybe people were just like unaware. Right, right, right. Yep, yep. But the other thing he became famous for was obviously the Walker, Texas Ranger, meme generator on the late night with Conan O'Brien where he would pull a, handle and they would cut away to a moment from Walker, Texas Ranger,

the most famous being of course the one where, what's the older guys, Wilford Brimley is meeting Haley Jalazna and Haley Jalazma is like talking about how you would say this in like different

languages and there's like a brief pause Wilfer Brimley's like well pardon my French but I'll be damned there's like a brief plus and then Haley Joel Osmott looks up and chug Norris and they go Walker told me I have AIDS

Yeah They don't ever show the rest of the episode So we never find out if Walker was just fucking with him Or if he was telling the truth Right right But I used to watch that show with my parents And one time in Utah we were walking in like Park City And we ran into the guy who plays Trevet

like the lieutenant or like the guy secondhand to Walker and he was not, he just ignored us and kept, we were like, we're fans. And he was like, whatever. He's like, I'm in fucking Utah. I hate this. I'm in Walker, Texas Ranger, don't you understand? Yeah. We gave Haley Joel Osmond AIDS.

I just saw another one where there's a kid on top of a ladder and his dad. It's like this dramatic moment. I don't know, like something's happening. And his dad is like, jump, you have to trust me. I'll catch you. Just jump. And the kid's like, I don't want to. I don't want to.

He's like, just jump. And like, finally the kid jumps from the top of the ladder. And the dad just like gets out of the way. That's so crazy. Just, well, why was this show just constantly abusing children? Yeah, the most unintentional or maybe intentionally funny show. And also, I feel like Chuck Norris really helped, like, like really empowered like white people to embrace martial arts too because i i don't think we should

really discount his contribution to that either i don't know if we'd have elvis doing that shit without chuck norris being the yeah karate man karate man he wasn't he was in the way of the dragon right like he was he was in a brusely brusley joint yeah i remember yeah he was the bad guy in it yeah he um it's not i don't think it's end for the dragon the way of the dragon the way of the dragon yeah Yes, with chest hair that looks like it was like they put glue on his chest and then threw a bunch of loose hair on it. Yeah. A barber shop. The pub barbershop.

Yeah. They're like, yeah. Blue his chest up. And just threw. Right on your chest. The dust pan of pews on. He is, you know, representation for people with chest hair. He did stand tall.

Yes. It is. Many of us when everybody was clean-shaven, he was out here being like, yeah, it look weird. What else? So people. Be weird if I didn't have chest hair because it connects directly to my beard. You know what I mean?

Full stop. It's all there. But what? Are people now, like, what's the commemoration? People want the commemorative chuff-dorf. Firefighter calling for Sazar Chavez Street to be renamed after Norris owing to the new abuse allegations against Shabas. And it is worth remembering that in addition to like the fun ways that he was,

you know, a bad movie star, he was also a bad person. He endorsed Donald Trump and Roy Moore. Oh, Judge Roy Moore. Or whatever that guy says. Yeah. I don't think so, man. This guy seems like a fucking pervert. A lot of dark shit going on.

on with like his interactions with minors. Yeah. Because he was, yeah, he was such a hardcore Republican. He also was like very adamant that the Boy Scouts of America should not admit gay members and like created this whole conspiracy theory. Right, right, right. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, he was very focused on buy rights. I'm so sick of buy erasure. Yeah. His main cause was, you know, getting rid of buy rights. erasure and combating by erasure. But yeah, he penned a whole article about it entitled, is Obama creating a pro-gay Boy Scouts

of America in which he accused somebody from the Obama administration James Turley of, like, it was like this big conspiracy theory where they're like, he was here at this dinner with Obama. Then he was here and he's also on the board.

Obviously Obama's trying to create a gay boy scouts of America. He was with all of that shit. Like I remember he was like a, you know, he was all in a birther shit with Obama. He was also always crying Sharia law on people too. Here's a headline from,

so apparently he just was a columnist for a world net daily. And spent like the last decades of his life just writing right wing clickbait articles. And like one of them was jihadi terrorism on the rise in U.S. colon, what you need to know by Chuck Norris, January 6th, 2025. Like, that's what he was doing in the last year of his life. That makes sense. I mean, this is perfect propaganda to try and get people on board with Trump's immigration policies. So if Chuck Norris is preaching to an army of Walker, Texas Ranger fans,

we're like, Walker, Texas Rangers said jihadi terrorism on rise. Good thing Trump here. Scientists and doctors on COVID jab, colon, Americans deserve to know, the truth. Exclusive Chuck Norris Spotlight's latest coverage of side effects, suspicious claims by government. Chuck Norris, May 20th, 2024. Jesus, Chuck. I feel like this is like, you know how like you do your best work by the, like, mathematicians will like solve the fucking crazy ass theorems by like the age of 23. Yeah. All Einstein's best work. If you just let them keep going. Everybody gets crazy.

Talk about this on the icons episode, which you may or may not be appearing on soon, that like a lot of these people will, like Einstein, like, had this thing called his magical year. I think when he was like 28 years old and like just put out all the ideas that like his later findings would be built on like in one summer. But then like later on, he was like very wrong about quantum theory because it was like it kind of clashed with like what. those ideas were. It's like we do the thing that we're known for and then it's just this like long

just, you know, drift off course in one direction. This is like why comedians and their specials, like their first special is the most amazing thing you'll ever see from them. Right. Right. Yeah. Just put it down. It spent so long working on it. Yeah. I was just reading a book, his personal life little tab on Wikipedia. So he had a, he married like his high school sweetheart. And then he married another one. He said Norris married Gino Kelly, a model 23 years his junior, and November of 98. They met in 97 while Norris was on a date with another woman.

Wow. Guys a player. Just distracted Norris meme now where he's like, oh, okay. Hey, this is, hey. You're my wife here. We also have this one from his run as a columnist for WorldNet Daily. Chuck Norris on robot bees, colon, be afraid. Fuck does that even mean?

Warns against tiny bots to pollinate genetically engineered crops. This is, let's just read his words. Chuck, this is a quote, last week I discussed a movement now afoot, one that my wife, Gina and I support, calling for the ban of certain agricultural insecticides known as neo-nictinoids, that's scientific, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. or is a part. Moving forward,

it seems like the petrochemical industry and at least one retail giant have a different direction in mind. If these two have their wear peeing soon over a crop near you will be an army of bees that are boxed. This is what happens to your brain when you get hit by Bruce Lee too hard.

That's all I'm saying. Bruce Lee hit people so hard. What a magician. Like lost it right wing. Four decades later. Yeah. You know how you had that like that like hit where he would be like an inch away from people?

Yeah. I like that. It's two inch punch, 40 year delay. I think it's funny too because actually the thing that he's talking about, he's like, why do you lay off the fucking pesticides rather than trying to invent a robot B?

So you know what, Chuck Norris? A broken racist is right once an op-ed. Let's actually dig into this jihadi terrorism on the rise in the U.S. thing. See he's got some points there too. All right, let's see what you got. I slowly back into a bush.

Yeah, because he's like, Instead of trying to replicate a B, a miraculous creation of nature, the agricultural food industry should commit to doing a better job of safeguarding them. Yeah. Okay. All right. Now, here's his other one. So why miscegenated children are weakening the United States.

Oh, there does. He said miscegenated. Why are what children weakening the U.S.? Miscegenital. I'm using a very dated. Oh, my God. What the fuck? No, I made that.

No, I made that up. I made that up. Okay. I was like, but it could be. It could be. I know, exactly. Look, he contained multitudes. Who knew Chuck Norris?

People were out here just being like, you see what Chuck said? Yeah, right. I think you better read this column by Chuck Norris. There is a video if you want to see. There's just one called Walker, Texas Ranger being hilarious for 15 minutes straight. So you can condense all the dumb shit to one clip and say, adios, piece of shit. It's him trying to stand up, failing, turning right wing.

They weren't afraid to kill a kid. I'll tell you that. You know, I say like it's a good thing. All right, let's take a quick break, and we'll come back and talk about Justin Timberlake and Project Hail Mary and the Wu-Tang Clan. We'll be right back. You know Roll Doll, the writer who thought up Willie Wonka, Matilda, and the BFG. But did you know he was also a spy? Was this before he wrote his stories?

It must have been. Our new podcast series, The Secret World of Roll Doll, is a wild journey through the hidden chapters of his extraordinary. controversial life. His job was literally to seduce the wives of powerful Americans. What? And he was really good at it. You probably won't believe it either. Okay, I don't think that's true.

I'm telling you. I was a spy. Did you know Dahl got cozy with the Roosevelt's? Played poker with Harry Truman and had a long affair with a congresswoman. And then he took his talents to Hollywood, where he worked alongside Walt Disney and Alfred Hitchcock, before writing a hit James Bond film. How did this secret agent wind up as the most successful children's author

ever, and what darkness from his covert past seeped into the stories we read as kids. The true story is stranger than anything he ever wrote. Listen to the secret world of Roll Dahl on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Bailey Taylor, and this is It Girl. You may know me from my It Girl series I've done on the streets of New York over the years. Well, I've got good news. I am bringing those interviews and many more to this podcast.

Yes, we will talk about the style and the success, but we are also talking about the the expectations and the real work with the women's shaping culture right now. As a woman in the industry, you're always underestimated. So you have to work extra hard and you have to push the narrative in a way that doesn't compromise who you are in your integrity. You know, I like to say I was kind of like a silent ninja. Each week, I have unfiltered conversations with female founders, creatives, and leaders to talk about ambition, visibility, and what it really takes to build something meaningful in the public eye. Because being an it girl isn't about the spotlight, it's about owning it.

I think the negatives need to be discussed and they need to be told to people who maybe don't do this every day just so they know what's really going on. I feel like pulling the curtain back is important. Listen to It Girl with Bailey Taylor on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Why hasn't a woman formally participated in a Formula One race weekend in over a decade? Think about how many skills they have to develop at such a young age. What can we learn from all of the new F1 romance novels suddenly popping up every year? He still smelled of podium champagne and expensive friction. And how did a 2023 event called Wagageddon change the paddock forever?

That day is just seared into my memory. I'm culture writer and F1 expert Lily Herman, and these are just a few of the questions I'm tackling on no grip, a Formula One Culture podcast that dives into the under-explored pockets of the sport. In each episode, a different guests and I will go deeper into the wacky mishap, scandals and sagas, both on the track and far away from it, that have made F1 a delightful, decadent dumpster fire for more than 75 years. Listen to no grip on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Marsh Madness is here, and if you're trying to keep up with everything happening on and off the court,

we've got you covered on the podcast, flagrant and funny. You look at the top four number one seeds. What do you think UCLA is going to do? down that for me, my friend. I do think UCLA has a really good chance of getting back to the final four. Obviously, Yukon is the overwhelming favorite in this tournament, but I'll be honest, I think people are kind of sleeping on Texas. Experts are suggesting that UCLA is the number one challenger to Yukon and that right after that would be Texas. S&C is so deep and so thinking just about everything. It really is annoying. So it's UCLA, Texas, South Carolina, LSU.

Only ones that could possibly upset Yukon. On Flakron and Funny, we're giving our unfiltered takes on the biggest moments the conversations everyone's having. So whether your bracket is busted or you just want the latest on the tournament, we got you.

Listen to Flacring and Funny with Kerry Champion and Jamel Hill on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcast. Presented by Capital One, founding partner of IHart Women's Sports. I became a millionaire overnight but lost everything that actually mattered.

Wait a minute, Sophia. Did you just say he lost everything? That's right, it's inheriting too much drama week on the OK Storytime podcast, so we'll find out soon. This person writes, I just inherited a fortune after losing my mom, and now my girlfriend's entire family is coming out of nowhere with their hands out. One sibling wants me to fund their whole lifestyle. Another vanished for four years and suddenly reappeared, and my girlfriend is already giving my money away. Hold on, Sophia, so the girl he wants to marry is already sending money out the door.

And that's just the beginning. He makes a plan, sets up a trust, and finally thinks he has everything under control. Okay, so things work out then? Let's just say the people he trusted the most are the ones who ended up shocking him the most. So does the money end up being worth going through all that? To find out, listen to the OK Storytime podcast on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And we're back. We're back.

We're making this a Trump-free Tuesday. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, let's do it. There's enough shit going on. We need it. Yeah. We got a video of Justin Timberlake's DUI arrest. how are you feeling guys

I mean look this guy's been in a state of decline with his music and career I feel like the man in the woods album really or whatever that thing that really sealed it I was like oh yeah

you've totally lost your fucking way and you're trying to be like car heart country bumpkin or some shit now but yeah this is what happens when you don't vaccinate your kids no Jessica Beale

believes in a vaccine choice for parents she was really trying to be like I'm not going to come out and say it. I'm just saying it's chill if you don't. And if you don't, you'll end up in seventh heaven. When I see your coughing faces looking back in me, you're in heaven. Should have gave my immunocompromise, baby, a vaccine.

Where will you go? Anyway, I love that song. That was so good. That was great. I watched that show way too much. But so in 2020, he got arrested for drunk driving. Sorry. And the body cam footage just came out.

And JT is fuck damn in this video. At the time, we knew it was a DUI case. And the details of the interaction were pretty scant. The only thing we knew was what, Paul of you? We had one quote. And it was, man, was he going to ruin the tour. This is going to ruin the tour. It's going to ruin the tour.

But now after. Seeing the video, I doubt he was even able to articulate those words because he can't even explain what a world tour is at the beginning of this. So this is a cop being even confused who Justin Timberlake is when he first pulls up on him. You're veering off to the left and then you're not stopping at the stop signs. Yeah. Sorry about that. It's a rental. Okay. How long are you renting it for? Just for a couple days.

What do you visit him? Yeah. I'm on tour. What are you doing? I'm on a world tour. I'm on a world tour. A what? A world tour.

Doing what? Um. I mean, he's just like, what do you mean doing what? Do you, uh, does he just like gestures at his face? He's like, what? But this is where he, he ends up having to be like, I'm Justin Tim. Because he can't even be like, all right, what's a world tour? Here he goes trying to explain.

I mean, it's like where you're a music act and you go to different locations in the world. like on a tour. But here he is trying to explain a world tour to this cop. Hard to explain. It's hard to explain. It's not very, very straightforward. Uh-huh.

Oh, no, buddy. I'm Justin to Blake. I'm Justin to Blake. Does that Clarify things for you? Did I love this cop's response? Wait. And then like, like, they're like,

put Britney Spears under a conservatorship and like this, like, it's so, it's so sexist. I mean, look, look at Justin Timberlake. He's been, he's been skirting that shit since the beginning, whether it was the shit with Britney, the shit with Janet. I mean, this is just, it's culminating with this.

And he goes, look, I'm sure, and Justin Timberlake. And the cow's like, the what? What's your name? Justin Timberlake. You are Justin Timberlake? Yeah. Do you have a license with you?

his feet together on his very side. She now he's doing the sobriety test. Before we continue, okay? Later on, it gets to a point where he's like, like, he's fucking up so bad the test. He's like, guys, guys, guys, come on. Because it gets fucked up that they're making him walk in a straight line. I'm not against you guys. I really expected him to do the Reno 911, like, where he like can't walk in a straight line.

But then he starts dancing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was doing. Bye, bye, bye, officer. That's what I thought you wanted to do. Okay, I'll do your little test now. He goes on to try and level with them. Jay Zhaunay comes out and drives the car for him. He doesn't want to do the breath, breathalyzer.

Nah. Yeah. You're under the rest for suspicion of drug and all intoxicated. Uh-oh. That's what I'd do. It's been around. Guys. You want, man.

Like, I'm just calling my friends home. I like the hero. Just like, look, I was drunk following my friends home. If that's, they're even drunker than me. Yeah. Let's go get them. Also, the woman in the car who comes up after that I'm sure we're going to talk about. Yep.

Like, they send her, they're like, you drive his car home. Why the fuck did she not drive the car if she was sober enough to drive? Like, literally all they had to do was switch seats before. Have you never been around? somebody who's like, oh, no, I'm good to drive. And you have to be in there Justin Timberley or not. Yeah, yeah. And get their keys.

I am relieved to see he's not an angry drunk. I like expect that from like, so he's just goofy, which is I think what makes it less bad. But, um, yeah. Either way, you can't be that fucked up getting behind the wheel. But yeah, he's not being like, you know what I'm like? I'm since Timberley. Guys.

Is that a thing? Uh, that one. you're talking about, yeah, so he was drinking with like a lady and her husband and she tries to save, she comes in to try and save the day and tries to pull the guys, you can't do that. This is checks notes, jump stim

Timterly. This is her pleading with the police. Is there anything we can do? Is there fucking anything we can do trying to pull the like high status white entertainer card they weren't having it. I know my hair sucks here, but like I usually look at it.

She just starts off with, I know my hair sucks here? And I usually look good. Wow. I know my hair sucks here, but like I usually look good. Thank God this person's here to save Justin Timberlick. I know my hair sucks. It usually looks good. Can I, is there any way out of this? Meanwhile, somewhere, Timberlin's like, this is the only thing I did not produce of Justin Timberlake. Right. Right. Not this part. This is where she's informed he is being arrested. He's just coming with us. Okay. No, he's not. Yes, yes. No, why? No, he's not.

Oh, my God. Stop it. No way. No way. Don't say it. Yes. So she obviously had some drinks, too. I don't see me.

Your eyes look perfectly fine. Your speeches are slurred. So if you're... You're... She definitely seems drunk to me. She started up being like, she starts her mind on my hair. Let's say shit.

I'm going to do this look better than this. No. That is wild. You seem fine. Your eyes look good. That was crazy. She's... I'm not arrested.

Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Justin Hamburley? Is it under arrest? Are you flirting with me? Can we do anything? Can you please stop it?

I'll do anything. No, it's what it is at this point, okay? So you can't, like, put him in jail. You totally can. I can't take him home? He's the rain for the morning. There has to be a moment of talking. No.

There has to be a moment of talking? Yeah, she's like, can I talk to him really quick? And then she was like, are you guys fans? Well, because she was trying to give him his phone and chat with him in the back of the cop car. That was like another part she was trying to plead with. But I think she was also trying to talk her way out of it. Yeah, she tried. Okay. I have his phone.

Yeah. Can you guys please just do me a favor because you loved bye, bye, bye, you're like sexy bad. I'm like, do me one favor. Let me ask him if he wants me to give him. What if the cop right there had, and this is from Brian, what if he had said, you may hate me, but it ain't no lie. He's got a D-U-I-I-I-I. Shout-out to you.

Look, man, you may hate me, but it ain't no lie. Got a DUI-I-I-I. And then they start doing a dance together. Baby, go on and just cry me a river. Just like the worst blunt rotation ever. Cops and drunk Justin Tibber, like, and whoever that lady is.

And that lady being like, guys, see Jim Affairs? Because your fans are bye-bye, buy her sexy back? And the cops are like, hold now, wait. This is the guy who did sexy back? Oh, shit. Oh, never one. They're like, sorry, ma'am, if you had better hair, we would have talked to you.

It all hinged on your hair, but your hair looks like a fucking mess, okay? Yeah, very, very bad, bad. I love the strategy of her just being like, guys, come on. Like, it's just they're so used to. That's, like, that working. Yeah, right. The escalation of, like, like, like, white women, they're like, they tell you what you can and can't do. Can you imagine saying stop it to

a cop? Oh my God. Stop it. He's not. Stop it. You're being crazy. You're being so insane right now. You're being so insane. Yeah. Oh my God. Who are you? Let's all just go to the bathroom. Yeah. Who even are you right now? That they were then like, you though, ma'am, you are not drunken, you can drive him home. Like, cops, cops are just never good at their jobs. They just, like, don't know. It's impossible for them to, it's impossible for them to, like,

address a situation and actually make it better. We'll send this other drunk person driving out in their car. They did the bare... Frantically. They did the bare minimum of identifying that Justin Timberlake was indeed drunk. So at least they got that part, right?

They were like, dude, that guy was so cool. I think he mostly just wanted to spend time with him. after they figured out who he was. Well, I think one of the guys, I remember at the time was like, he was like a young cop. Really young. He didn't recognize them. Yeah. And he was just like, I don't give a fuck.

Which like, that's the worst thing. Like, that had to have hurt Justin the most, right? If it had been an old cop who had just been like, yeah, sorry. Maybe my daughter knows, but I'm not familiar. But the fact that this person was too young to give a fuck about him is kind of embarrassing. That's got. Can you imagine someone being like, but the sexy back, you know, and like, you know, and like you have no idea what the fuck they're talking about.

Sexy back. My back is sexy. What the fuck? No, put your hands behind your fucking back, idiot. That's what I said. Put your hands behind that sexy back then, sir. They don't know how to act.

Yeah. Take me to the brig. Wasn't there also a part where he was like looking at how they filled out his arrest report? And it said white and he was like, what? What? Nah, just kidding. No,

That part was funny. That was good timing. That was kind of funny. The guy's like, all right, you know what? You kind of cooked with that one, dog. You kind of a good one. Anyways, you're still under. Hey, you're good to get on a lime scooter out of here back home?

The hill's pretty steep going down. So be careful, man. You got a helmet? Paula, be such a pleasure having you. Oh my goodness. On the podcast. Where can people find you, follow you, all that good stuff? I am at Paula Beganallon.

P-A-L-A-V-I-G-U-N-A-L-A-N everywhere. And I have two shows, second screens, comedy, and facial recognition comedy. Facial recognition is doing crossover with the Laugh Factory, April 9th. I don't even know if it's been announced, but here, you're, you're hearted news. And then April 25th, the second screens at the Elysian.

And I'm going to be in Arizona with Mohanad Al-Sheki if I don't get stuck at the airport. and then I'm going to be in Texas with him as well this upcoming week weekend. Where in Texas? I believe Plano and Austin Capsidies. Nice. Okay. Yeah.

Nice. Get out there. Get out there. Check out the partner, Pallavi. Is there a work of media? Oh, wait, work of media. I just saw a tweet that I think you guys will appreciate. It's at X, Cabboy Genius X.

And it says, I was a security guard who yelled at the child. I acted of my own accord. My name is Timothy Shalamee, and in my defense, I thought that kid was a ballerina. So good. Miles, where can people find you as their work in media? You've been enjoying.

I got a couple. First is actually from a listener. Exite gang at Pensilicious. Dot B.Cat as social posted, after listening to Miles described as grandfather's habit of saying, huh? After breaking wind,

I trained my five-year-old daughter to do that. It's hilarious. and adorable and my wife may divorce me because of it. Then updated, my daughter has betrayed me after my wife offered her chocolate to stop. But I said it, look, Pandora's box has only been, was already been opened. And once you start, you can't stop. Another thing, there was just so many stupid or just, you know, funny people posting about, like, like, how useless ice agents are at, like, airports.

One is from at Emily P. Frank, who just posted a video of a dude, like, standing in front of like a subway, pretending to move the subway and open and close the doors. And it says ICE agents helping TSA at airports across the country this morning, like truly being like, all right, I'm stopping this train. I'm fake opening the door. Let's the people get in, closes it manually, and then sends it on its way.

That's so stupid. That's so stupid. And also just for my mind. reminder, they're all unmasked. So for people, you know, they're like, so many people have been like, oh, wow, look at all these dipsets without their masks on. Yeah. Flick it up. Work of media, I've been enjoying Mitch Goldditch tweeted a picture of the first round matchup between Arizona and Long Island and Long Island.

And so the biggest game of the first round is on Friday when Long Island battles Arizona for iced tea supremacy. And that is. Amazing call by that person. I'm picking it's Zona for me for the ice-dies, you know. Yeah, yeah. Long Island, I see it just wait. No. Do you ever drink those when you were drinking?

Oh, yeah. Oh, I couldn't even, I couldn't even, I was like, this is fuck. Garbage, man, this is so vile. That's why it should be named Long Island. It is, does seem like a drink that was created by someone trying to insult the city that they named it after. Right. For sure. or the region, I guess, the island.

Yeah. You can find me on Twitter at Jack underscore O'Brien on Blue Sky at Jack O'B, the number one on Instagram, Jack underscore O underscore Brian. You can find us on Twitter and Blue Sky at Daily Zykeyes. We're at The Daily Zikeist on Instagram. You can go to the description of this episode wherever you're listening to it, and there at the bottom you will find the footnote. Which is where we link off to the information that we talked about in today's episode.

We also link off to a song that we think you might enjoy. Miles, is there a song that you think people might enjoy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. How about some rap from the UK? This is the artist Bex Blue, B-E-X-B-L-U. And the track is called Slu-D-M. S-L-E-W-D-E-M. It's a short track, but the lyrics and the four.

Wait, can I give a little, a little... My friend Neil Nanda, who passed away, R-I-P, had this really brilliant joke that was about British wrath and it's stuck in my head it's like a vocal stem he's like they're always like a bing da-da-ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding like

look at the joke he does it much better every time at your British rap I'm like in a ting ting ting and a bing bing ding a man up mm-hmm R-R-P to Neil all right

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