The Daily Zeitgeist - Clavicular ManslaughTrend 2/19: Piven Experience, (Not) Prince Andrew, Epstein Files
Episode Date: February 19, 2026In this edition of Clavicular ManslaughTrend, Jack and Miles discuss Jeremy Pivens' "Piven Experience", the Andrew formerly known as Prince getting arrested, the US doing nothing about the Epstein fil...es and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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That curse you have Jack of Some Trades.
Dude.
Miles, I finally gave in yesterday.
I said, Ryan the editor, I give up.
Who's clavicular?
Oh, you didn't?
Tell me who clavicular is.
Oh, dude.
So I got to explain.
I was trying to look smacks, but I couldn't because my fucking jaw was on the floor.
I know.
I know.
I think honestly, dude, if you got a haircut, you could frame mug clavicular for sure, dude.
I mean, people are surprised, bro, because we're out here frame monging.
People don't realize that.
That's true.
When they see it, they're like, oh, shit, it's like that.
Oh, damn.
You need to frame mug more, I think.
Anyways, I have looked into it.
It does appear that he actually hit that person with this car.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was like the person kind of jumped on his car.
So I was a little skeptical.
And also I'm noticing that like in terms of sourcing on the story about this person,
like hitting someone with their car while live streaming, it's like Facebook and
times of India
which are not always the most
reputable sources. So I'm still withholding judgment.
You gotta go,
Jack, Jack, that's why you have to fully dive
into mental unwellness
and be on the subreddit live stream fail.
So that's where you,
that's the only way I know who these characters are.
And honestly,
maybe I don't know if that's what listeners want to hear.
I read about this show all the time.
I'm like, this seems so fucking flit.
Like just,
this is nonsense compared to what's happening on Earth,
but also this is happening in the Zike guys.
This is happening in the Zike guys.
Maybe I have to drag some stinking ass fucking streamers
every now and that.
Every once in a while,
I just hit a point where like three days in a row
there were headlines that I was having to ignore
about clavicular.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And so at that point,
we might as well just do people a favor and be like,
so you don't have to click on that link.
Here is who clavicular is.
I will say
Andrew Mishan's
overrated was trying to use slang
that's like outside of your
group
and I
felt relieved by that
yeah Jack
you can put it down now
you don't
yeah I can put the glossary down
you can put it down
you can put it down
yeah yeah
things no longer have to eat
Jack
they no longer have to give
you know you can put them down
set your arms down
set your arms down Jack
set your caught
You know I can't put my arms down.
My arms are always like this.
Where do I put them?
They're just always at the side of my face.
Oh, there was somebody there.
I forgot who it was.
I should look on Instagram there.
A couple people were like, hey, you know, I was, I love some of the memories,
but one you guys really miss that special to me was his piss buck.
For the record, is piss buck.
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, that makes me so happy.
People remember it.
For the record is piss buck.
This was just a real book.
a random video.
It like didn't tie in to anything.
My man Sheldon, I seize you, bro.
Sheldon asked, he said, how the fuck are you not going to mention
a record as Pissbuck?
Part of record is Pissbuck.
I mean, it's, it's hard to explain.
It's like there's a video where a guy finds a, finds a dollar bill in a urinal.
No, no, he's just, he's, he gets out of a, of a porta potty.
Yes.
And he's washing, he goes to what he believes is a sink,
to wash his hands in.
Yes.
And then picks up a urinal cake
as if it's soap
and starts scrubbing his hands
in the piss butt.
And then it's because it's like this thing
from a Dutch like EDM festival
like TV crew and they're just like
they just catch this guy and they're all like.
In the background and they're like, oh no,
he's washing his hands with a urinal cake.
Yeah, it's piss buck.
And then they come up and
confirm with him.
Seattle has me always unshettently irritated on a festival.
See, I don't speak Dutch, so y'all help me out what's going on here.
All right, so here we go.
Taking a tour.
Look, that's clearly...
She's looking at that pistroff.
That's a stainless steel pistroft.
Stainless steel pistroff, but the guy has not been to one, I guess.
Here comes this damn Yankee.
So, this, then this is what Blake says, so beautiful.
Just this American guy comes out and confidently pulls up.
He's like, all right.
All right, so that's itself.
thinks it's the thing.
Just picked up a urinal cake.
He's looking at a camera.
He's getting the piss on his hands.
Oh.
She's spiking camera.
She's like,
she's giving the,
oh, no, look to the camera.
He's figuring out what's happening.
Okay.
And then in perfect American English,
this ain't a urinal,
is it?
This isn't a urinal, is it?
I think so.
I think so.
I think it is, man.
I think it is, man.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Clarify, clarify.
Is this for the record?
Okay, even serious.
May I just.
Just for the record?
Is this a pissback?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So she goes to somebody...
So first of all, he goes,
the American then goes back into the
Port-a-Pottie to hide, I guess.
I don't know.
To further wash his hand.
Is he going into the...
into the blue shit
at the bottom of the
urinal.
And so he goes to hide
and then she just turns to the camera
and then ask the staff.
Yeah, asks the staff member.
For the record,
is piss box.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's piss book.
Anyway, Google urinal hand.
If you want to see the video,
it's on YouTube.
It's called urinal hand washing fail.
This ain't a urinal, is it?
This isn't a urinal, is it?
What are you fucking mater from cars?
Is I in a urine?
Is it?
What was that story about in the first place?
Like bathrooms at music festivals?
Again, this is where Dutch sight gang.
I know you're out there.
I know you're out there, bro, because y'all holler at me.
Because I talk about Dutch shit sometimes.
It sounds like it was just sort of like a local news story being like,
yo, check out the bathrooms.
This is kind of why.
I don't know.
I don't know if it was about the bathrooms.
Again, this is why we need you.
Zyte Gang, and I'm not going to use AI or some shit like that when we got Zygeng.
That's right.
We treat you like AI.
You're AI.
All right.
And you use less water, so it's much more beneficial to the Earth.
That's right.
I do want to talk about Pivot Experience, though, because this was something that we talked about
yesterday that while you were out.
Yes.
I just, I need to clear this with you.
So this is an event happening.
It's not called the Jeremy Pivot Experience.
It's just called Piven Experience.
Uh-huh.
Were you familiar with this?
That Game Changer Entertainment is presenting Piven
experience on April 25th, 2026.
It's happening at Adelphia restaurant in New Jersey.
In Deptford, New Jersey.
At 5.30 to 8.30 p.m.
Okay. 2.30. Okay, two hours at, I'm guessing, a Greek restaurant.
I believe it's Italian based on the cuisine because they do,
they do mention what the entrees are that are available.
It's like standard wedding fair.
Yeah, yeah.
Black Angus Sirloid.
Who still says Black Angus Sirloid?
I know. What are we?
What's an 88?
The whole thing looks like it's an ad from like a 1993 edition of like cigar aficionado magazine.
Wait, so what am I looking at?
At least 45 fonts.
Just like flat font upon font upon font.
Yeah.
Using way too many napkins.
They list the entrees.
There's four entrees listed.
salmon, black angus, sirloin steak.
Cash bar is available.
Starters, they get tired of, like, doing the research
or like pretending to give a shit
around, right around starters,
which they list as soup of the day,
salad, and then dessert, they just go,
it's fucking included, all right?
Just get off my ass.
Why am I on trial here?
Yeah.
Anyways, I said, we're not like flying anyone in
to go to this.
However, if a Zytegang member goes to this, we would reimburse them for the ticket and have them on to just like give us, you know, five minute fly on the wall view of Piven experience.
Okay, so where, oh, okay, so this is, this is right on the Philly Jersey border.
So it could be Philly Zyging.
So could be Philly.
Part of me was like, I think we just need to get Blake Wexler to go.
Maybe.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Might need to be a Wexler.
This might have to be a Wexler experience.
Blake, I feel like this is, this is right up your alley.
Although the train ride alone.
He's up in New York, though.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We should, we should see if you're available.
Daniel O'Brien, you know, also in New Jersey, but also closer to New York.
Yeah, I mean, Zikegang, this is the thing.
I feel like everyone, I don't want to do it to Zygian.
This is, yeah, yeah.
This is an abusive.
of our, yeah, I'm withdrawing it.
We'll have one of our...
We'll figure something.
Yeah, we'll figure something out.
We'll get eyes in there so that we have some reporting.
Because I don't want to do it to our listeners.
Let me just text blank right now.
All right. Hopefully we'll get an answer during this recording.
Yeah, yeah. But I'm going to, I will posit that, hey, you better not have any
fucking plans April 23rd.
Just FYI.
Just do it for the fucking exactly.
Zite gang.
All right.
We do have stories to get to today, I guess,
that we should, uh,
besides this piss buck and pivot experience.
Uh, yes.
So ex-Prince,
Andrew,
the Andrew formerly.
Just called Andy,
Andy Mountbatten now.
Yeah.
Um,
Infinite Jost had that,
uh,
AKA that just wouldn't fit in the title,
but the trend drew formerly known as Prince,
uh,
which is pretty good.
Uh,
shout out Infinite Jost.
Um,
I did,
I did not know.
the joist was a listener.
But, yeah, yeah.
Just, yeah, he was arrested by police on his 66th birthday.
Wow.
You know he feels so sorry for himself on that one.
Like, we've seen how these people, we've seen the king trying to sign a document
and being like this bloody things.
Blasted pens.
Foolishness, I say.
Just a pen that's out.
Give me my crayon mother.
A pen that's out of ink is like, like,
like enough to ruin their day.
Oh my God.
That's how privileged they are.
Do you think they've ever seen an empty toilet roll?
No, they didn't know that that was possible.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
You know what I mean?
I didn't know you could do that.
That would probably be like a low key way to like psychologically take out a royal
is to be like force them into like getting like they're at the end of a toilet paper
rule.
Their whole fucking reality would crumble, I'd imagine.
That's the first time that they conceive of their own mortality.
reality.
Things come to an end.
Where did it all go?
Yeah, this is wild.
On your birthday.
He was arrested.
The last time a senior royal
or any royal was taken into custody
was
1647.
It says, yeah, when King Charles
the first lost the English Civil War,
was seized by parliament,
tried for treason, and beheaded.
So that doesn't usually happen to them.
They've had a pretty good record of skating.
Yeah.
Holy shit.
That's like only 30 years after Shakespeare died.
Yeah, man.
It's the last time they apprehended one of these fucks.
Yeah.
That was when they were, you know, treating America like a, like a place that they could go and just like, hit it up for some extra supplies.
Yeah, some tobacco and cotton.
That's right.
So he's not being arrested for all the blatant sex crimes.
he's being arrested for suspicion of misconduct in public office.
Specifically, he, the Epstein files show that he regularly emailed confidential trade information to Epstein,
even past the date when he claimed to have broken off their friendship.
So he was like working as a UK trade envoy and would get insider information and within 10 minutes would email it.
You just forward it directly to Epstein.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, so I wonder if that was like one of his things, like, of like, you, we will traffic people
to you if you give us trade shit or something?
I'm sure it's just like generally.
You're just chummy predators.
Yeah, I think chummy predators.
I think that's just how the world, like the world is being run by chummy predators.
100%.
It is, I mean, it is wild.
I mean, I get that maybe they're like, well, this is.
this is a fully articulated crime that we can pursue,
but it is a bummer doesn't even fully encapsulate the disappointment.
I think people have that it's not for the sex crimes.
Yeah, for the victims,
I'm sure this is disappointing.
But I do think this is an important part of what we're learning more and more
from the Epstein files from this administration is that the whole thing has been a kleptocracy.
They hoard information, they hoard resources, and then, you know, accumulate power and wealth.
And then they use their power and wealth to abuse the people that they're withholding the resources and information from.
Right, right, right.
Yeah, it's just, it's all part of the same system of inequality that results in the abuse of helpless people.
Yeah, true.
I mean, and also just like even like when you hear about how they talk about race,
and class and stuff and like just everything is like yeah yeah they want to erase poor people people of color
Arabs there was like all just fucking every email that you like that comes up that like you know
investigate or you know sort of independent journalists are like digging up to give context to you're like
Jesus Christ yeah but again it's like one of those things it's like I mean we all we all knew that
was happening to varying degrees but to have it articulated like this and then nothing happened
is what's so disorienting about it and is so infuriating about it.
And I know so many people who aren't necessarily into politics,
but have gotten very into the Epstein files.
Yeah.
Dave said it's affecting them in a really bad way.
They're like,
it's not healthy,
but for some reason,
somebody's got to fucking do it.
Yeah,
I'm just like,
I cannot let go of the shit that I'm reading,
these allegations,
and then you go to hear the attorney general be like,
man,
no new charges,
your honor.
I think they're right.
Like,
I think we're right to be obsessed with the F steam files.
Like I think,
no,
no,
for sure.
It's this massive,
but like I,
I understand,
like people are like,
morbid curiosity and shit like that.
And like it feels unhealthy,
but like,
it is a massive crime happening to all of us.
And like,
very specifically to like the most helpless people in our culture and civilization.
that is just being ignored.
And so, like, yeah, I think there's just a natural, like, you know,
understanding by people that is maybe not even at the, like, level of, like,
being put into words in our, like, daily lives.
But it's, it's, uh, yeah, there's a bubbling outrage that I don't think is going anywhere.
I think people should listen to their guts on this one.
Yeah.
And absolutely no.
And I think really to this, like, this is the same kind of shit.
like you want to hold even people who are running like as Democrats to also take seriously.
It is like this fucking sorted system has to fucking be dismantled fully.
Like there are so many systems that have to be dismantled.
But this, the idea that the wealthy and powerful can act with such impunity is to this level and have it be that out in the open with no consequences.
Because again, if they let this happen, look at everything else that they allowed.
to happen and it's orders of magnitude.
Just anyway, you'd hope, again,
this is like another thing you want,
you want people to come out with their,
with their midterm, uh,
sort of pitch to voters is like,
yeah, man, like we gotta,
we gotta handle this.
But yeah, I'm,
that's the thing that I'm really curious to see how much,
when it becomes like the mainstream Democrat thing of like,
all the evildoers gone.
But again,
that allows them to throw their own into that pile too.
And I think that's the thing.
That's the,
Yeah, it's got to be a clean sweep guys.
Rubicon, they have to get over the ideological river they need to cross.
Yeah.
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How's this playing on the, we've discussed how it's playing with most of the world, which
not popular in the UK.
They're actually doing consequences over there, not so much in the U.S., but there is sort of
an unshakable feeling of outrage among most people.
What is the MAGA infrastructure?
How they doing?
Yeah, look, I mean, I think they're dealing with a similar thing, right?
Because that MAGA base was just as obsessed with the Epstein files because, you know,
they're like evil people, although we were being sort of corralled onto one side to be like,
get the Clintons.
Yeah.
They're also starting to be like, oh, what the fuck?
What?
What?
And I think as it generates more controversy, like clearly, as we'll maybe talk about in a second, to the point that Trump maybe wants to start a war as a distraction.
Sure.
The maga punditry is definitely trying to find a way to like hold the outrage that people rightfully have, but redirecting it away from the big man himself, Donald Trump.
So like, you know, we've heard the-
You guys mention the most in the documents.
The most.
the most. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A million times.
Yeah.
They've all, like, again, we've heard,
this is Pam Bondi's fault.
Oh my gosh, the rollout and be like,
it's about the rollout?
It's about the rollout we're upset about?
Did she do a control, like a find replace
for every other name with Trump's name?
Yeah.
Is that how is it her fault?
How is it user error when it's just like
this guy is the most implicated?
I think if you don't want to do any real reckoning
with the facts,
you just go, this is bad, but you don't want to go, this is bad because this implicates the president of the United States.
You go, this is bad that this Epstein guy was so bad.
And Pam Bondi isn't doing a good job of punishing him.
So that'll be like the boundaries of where my outrage can flow to.
And then it was Cash Patel's fault and that's not holding much weight either.
Because all of this is over the lack of accountability.
You know, like everyone wants to see people just fucking purpose.
walked to fucking wherever the fuck to face justice.
And now Megan Kelly is now trying to make Howard Lutnik, the Commerce Secretary and Epstein
friend, like the fall guy in a way to be like, oh my gosh, I can't believe Howard Lutnik,
like trying to contain it into one person so it doesn't spill over.
So this is Megan Kelly's take on it.
And she's talking to a panel of people trying to get their take on like, gosh, this Howard
Lutnik's pretty bad, huh?
So we're on to you.
You knew this was coming out.
why would you be so reckless?
And where's your damn apology?
You make yourself into a James Clapper.
Not wittingly.
This is supposed to be a more transparent administration.
And what President Trump doesn't need is a liar in the position of Commerce Secretary
about something as serious as your connections with Jeffrey Epstein.
And it was such a bull.
Like, this isn't what Donald Trump needs is a liar.
I'm sorry.
The fucking, okay.
A liar who's associated with Jeffrey Epstein.
Yeah, that would be a real, that would be a wild for Donald Trump to have to deal with something like that.
Come on, just give us a little bit more, Megan.
Really, really land the plane here.
Not only was he in a room with him.
He went to the guy's island.
He started in business with him, reports CBS.
I mean, about as bold as you could get.
Like, about as bold as you could get.
Lady, what are you going on about right now?
I mean, yeah, let's do that and now do the next one.
Okay.
And do the next one.
Okay.
Yeah, for sure.
For sure.
Yes.
Really good point.
If I'm looking at a checklist for a bad person right now, it's lied about their
connections to Jeffrey Epstein.
Okay.
And then chummy with them?
Yes.
I mean, because and while Trump goes, I never went to the island.
Motherfucker, he was at Mar-a-Lago constantly.
So he was at your little island, which we also know is the scene of many terrible crimes and
allegations.
And so it's just like, well, I was like, okay, so if you're,
you're, if you're that mad at Lutnik, you should be quadruply mad at Trump.
But again, this is just like their terrible fools errand where they have to funnel the outrage away from the source of the rot.
And that, I don't know.
I mean, like, I don't know how many people.
So, yeah.
And I'm sure.
I mean, the whole, yeah, I mean, they're, they're going to like pick their sacrificial people who they, you know, take out.
I like the stuff just keeps rolling out about Trump though.
Like there, I don't know what it takes to like break through.
Did you talk about Ted Lou?
We saw Ted Lou.
No, we didn't talk about it.
But yesterday he was just like, yeah, stepped up to the mic and it's just being very plain spoken and
transparent about like what is contained in the files.
Like, I mean, I think did you, did you play that clip at all?
No.
I think it's important.
No, this is this is Ted Lou.
This is a member of Congress.
being like, maybe we need to say this out loud more.
Because certainly a lot of the media would rather, you know, CBS and the other motherfuckers
really ain't doing shit.
But this is Ted Liu talking about what is contained in these files, the allegations
that are in these files.
So why are Republicans so interested in Bill and Hillary Clinton?
It's because they're trying to distract from the fact that Donald Trump is in the Epstein
files thousands and thousands of times.
in those files, there's highly disturbing allegations of Donald Trump raping children,
of Donald Trump threatening to kill children.
So I encourage the press to go look at these allegations,
and I'm highly disturbed that Deputy Attorney General, Tad Blanche, just got the law wrong.
Anyway, so this is a first word.
He didn't even, he didn't have much of a preamble.
He's like, so I encourage y'all.
So it seems like we're kind of not talking about a big thing that is in these files.
Like it doesn't seem like you guys are making this like 30 point font headlines on the front page of every newspaper.
Like it would be with literally any other president.
Yeah.
So, okay, I don't know, is your boss is telling you it's not?
Because I'm sure y'all as journalists probably do believe this is very relevant.
I understand why that's a big deal, I'm assuming, that he's the most mentioned person in these documents.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's a witness who testified she was sexually abused by Donald Trump when she was 13 to 15 years old.
That witness, though, received a settlement from the Epstein estate.
Yeah, and on Monday, they used her as a witness against Galane Maxwell.
Yeah, the FBI found her testimony so credible.
They interviewed her four times in the summer of 2019.
And then they removed that evidence.
there's this substack journalist Roger Sullenberger.
Like shout out to the substack journalists who were just out there like pouring through these documents
because it seems like nobody else is.
But he like found evidence that they had interviewed this witness four times like in the way back machine
because they put it out there and then took it down.
So again, they, her testimony was so credible that the FBI interviewed her four times
and so credible that the DOJ removed the files, you know?
So that's just worth noting.
Oh, man, there's so much.
I feel like, man, just seeing all the connections to foreign governments
and like the influence operation that is going on,
you'd think that there's going to be someone,
it's probably going to be outside of the U.S.
who is just going to start syncing for something.
I don't know what's going to happen.
But it just, even without it, there's so many details right there that all you need is somebody to actually apply the fucking law to do it.
And I think this move to arrest Andrew just makes the fucking U.S. look so much fucking worse, man.
Like, it's unbelievable.
South Korea just put their former president in jail for life for insurrection.
Yeah.
And meanwhile, we're out here, Pam Bondi, being like, the Dow.
is over 50,000.
That's right.
Joke.
Absolute joke.
It's such a fucking disgrace.
And my God.
Yeah.
Something.
Something's got to give.
We're out of here waiting for them to start singing.
Freddie Mercury just did the part from Bohemian Rhapsody.
And we're like, hey, wasn't someone going to start singing.
You know what I'm saying?
He's doing the live aid when he's that clip, that famous live aid clip.
when he's pumping up the audience.
When he's like,
B'iopee.
Left the eyes down front being like,
someone's going to start singing any minute now.
Oh, shit, oh shit, oh shit.
You're about to sing Radio Gaga.
We're fucked.
Donald Trump did do some important work yesterday
celebrating Black History Month.
Yeah.
By just being like,
I know black people.
And you think we're joking.
No, that's basically it.
that's what he went with.
What this senile racist motherfucker did?
Here's Donald Trump.
I'm just, I'm just going to jump around because he's, he, like, he packed in like
six black people in like 90 seconds.
You talk about a piece of work, but he could fight, couldn't he?
Mike Tyson, boy, I tell you, Mike has been loyal to me.
Whenever they come out, they say, about loyal.
How good a football player was Herschel?
Herschel Walker, now he's their ambassador.
Wow, okay, here's the next one.
A friend, a guy that became really, he liked Trump, Jim Brown.
Oh, Jim Brown?
He'd come in, he was very silent.
He was silent, but her football, greater football player than Jim Brown.
By the way, Lawrence Taylor.
By the way, Lawrence Taylor.
Lawrence Taylor, L.T.
And then by the end.
All people who have, like, suffrage repeated head trauma also, I will just say.
Yeah, what do they all have in common?
C-T-E.
That's right.
Big fan of Trump.
Big fan of Trump.
Then he did wrap it up.
He's like,
and Mickey Minaj.
Thank you,
Mickey.
We love you,
girl.
I asked her,
I said,
are your nails real?
He said that apparently
about her,
I met her and her
her skin is so beautiful.
Wow.
And I asked if her nails were real.
Beautiful.
Her skin is so.
Her skin is so.
And what is it like?
What does it feel like?
But also,
I knew better because I've hung out
with black women.
You never touch a black woman's hair.
I know,
that or their radio. Thank you, Chris
Tucker. I met you on the Lolita Express.
Good man also.
Like, holy shit, man.
Just going back through his memory of
black people that he knows.
That's it. That's it.
And he likes me.
And he said, just saying to a room full
of people of color and then basically being like,
please ignore that I may be one of the
most open white supremacist president
since Andrew Jackson.
And everything about me
says I hate black people.
shout out to the Central Park 5.
Yeah.
But anyway.
What about the Central Park 5?
Did he shout that out?
I'd tell you he could do a, oh boy, he knew how to party, didn't he?
New York in the 80s was a crazy time.
Central Park 5.
LT.
L.T.
ripping lines.
You know, I told him he had that lightning bolt earring.
I said you should double that up.
It could look really cool like the SS.
But he didn't get it.
Anyway, LT.
Cocaine.
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
All right.
Those are some of the things that are trending on this Thursday afternoon.
We are back tomorrow with the whole last episode of the show.
Until then, be kind to each other.
Be kind to yourself.
Get your vaccines way you still can.
Get your flu shots.
Don't do nothing about white supremacy.
And we will talk to you all tomorrow.
Bye.
Bye bye.
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