The Daily Zeitgeist - Coldplay RUINS Lives! Unabomber Humble Brag! 07.18.25
Episode Date: July 18, 2025In episode 1899, Jack and Miles are joined by comedian, Blake Wexler, to discuss… CEO’s Affair Was Clearly The Best Part of Coldplay Concert, Wow This Guy’s Brain Is Lookin Like Sou...s Vide Sh*t, Annabelle The Doll Isn’t Even As Evil As The Guy Who Owned It and more! CEO Caught on Jumbotron During Coldplay Concert Leads to Affair Accusations HR chief Kristin Cabot caught cuddling married boss at Coldplay gig boasted she ‘wins trust of CEOs’ on LinkedIn Guy Gets caught with a side chick on the jumbotron Trump: "Do you know who Kaczynski was? There's very little difference between a madman and a genius." Alex Jones torches Donald Trump Fact check: Trump tells fictional story about his uncle and the Unabomber Jeffrey Epstein, My Very, Very Sick Pal Coca-Cola defends corn syrup after Trump claims he struck cane sugar deal Authorities Share New Details About Paranormal Investigator Found Dead After Touring 'Possessed' Annabelle Doll Ghost Adventures' Zak Bagans Was "Very Affected" by Annabelle Doll Before Dan Rivera's Death War Over ‘The Conjuring’: The Disturbing Claims Behind a Billion-Dollar Franchise Real ‘Annabelle’ story shared by Lorraine Warren at Milford’s Lauralton Hall The Warrens: Sorting the truth from the Hollywood myth Exclusive! Ed Warren gives actual tour of the Warren Occult Museum! LISTEN: No Me Dejes by La Playa SextetSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Oh yeah.
It's good.
It's good.
Living shit out of the top of my mouth as usual.
I can't wait.
Like I would wish.
Yeah.
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You know, this is going to burn you again.
Give it to me.
Get out of my way.
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It's the plates on fire.
The seagulls still out of control down the shore.
The singles, what would you say?
Hey, the seagull's still out of control down there.
Are those singles?
Those singles mixers?
Yo, the singles still out of control, brother.
A lot of help there.
Hey, brother.
Yo.
You go to that singles mixer, still out of control.
They broke my ring finger trying to get my ring off my finger.
These singles.
See that girl, Mary down there or her sister Mary.
Mary Beth.
Her sister Mary Beth.
Yeah.
And then her other sister, Mary Magna Doodle.
Magna Doodle. I think, I think they didn't know how to spell Mary Magna.
She's hypoallergenic.
Mary Manco.
Mary Mancos.
This is my son Manco and my other son Manco.
Manco and Mancos.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Joseph.
Did your cousin go to St.
Jez?
He goes up on a hill.
You know that every dog can't stop moving its wings.
There's his wangs.
His way.
That's not even how they talk.
Yeah, he's just making up an.
No, these hookers can't even stop moving their wangs.
They call hawks.
Yeah. Atlanta Hicks. They call hawks. I mean, yeah, I do.
Atlanta Hicks, the Atlanta Hicks.
Are you from South Africa?
So Africa.
All right.
Should we start with the with the Coldplay couple?
Yeah, we can start with the Coldplay couple.
Coldplay couple.
Yeah, you guys see Coldplay.
Yeah, what?
Hell, yeah, dude.
Took Angelica last night.
You guys see Coldplay.
Cold Chris Mermane.
Cold Chris Mermade.
Yeah.
Yeah. All right, Chris Mermade.
They say Martin as cold as Mermade.
As Mermade.
Just completely made up.
You ever guys been to Pennsylvania?
Yeah, you know they say, pronounced Martin Mermaid.
Little Martin?
It's like the 40 year old virgin,
but instead of talking about sex,
you're talking about the Philadelphia accent.
Just like clearly making it up.
Yeah, man, I know the Philly accent.
I've been to Philadelphia.
How they say, instead of saying Martin, they say mermaid.
Yeah.
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Also national tropical fruit day national sour candy day and national caviar day Wow a little bit everything today
All things Steve. Yeah, fuck it the old
Jack salad as I call it Sarah candy, tropical fruit and just a nice hefty
put a little mango, passion fruit, papaya, dragon fruit, kiwi, sour patch kids and
beluga caviar. Salmon roe. Yeah. Let me get some salmon roe on that. My name is Jack O'Brien, aka Annabelle is such a haunted doll.
She probably sitting right behind you.
That one courtesy of Halcyon salad on the Discord.
Wow.
To Honesty by Billy Joel, kind of a deep cut.
Yeah.
That's why the lyrics to honesty are very, like honesty is such a deep cut. Yeah. That's why, that's why it's very, the lyrics to honesty are very like honesty is such a
lonely word.
And like it's kind of what I need from you.
It's just like real like passive aggressive, like lying asshole type song.
Shout out to Billy Joel, the coolest to ever do it.
I'm thrilled to be joined as always by my cohost,
Mr. Miles Gray.
Hey, it's Miles Gray.
You already know I wish I had a fun AKA,
but I was too busy dealing with my wrist pain.
I've dialed in the wrist pain.
I know what it is now. You dialed it in?
Yeah, I have to get an Ulnar wrist brace.
I had a general wrist brace, got a new one that's specifically for my ulnar pain.
The ulnar.
Should be, I'm picking it up later down at the pharmacy, so I'm really stoked on that.
So yeah, I just want to let people know it's still the prince of wrist pain in the building.
I just do have to check that your medical provider was not Australian and they weren't
just saying, oh no.
Oh. Ulnar. It could be. You could go to a lot of all all more your wrist is
really fucked up so what should I do oh oh oh no okay I guess I'll check out
this old man thing our thing all right. Oh, I think my doctor said that. Ulnar.
Anyways, it was so dumb. Miles.
Yeah.
And I'm not gonna say speaking of which,
I'm not gonna say speaking of which after I said so dumb
in introducing our guest today,
because that would be incorrect.
Thank you.
He is a brilliant comedian, writer, actor.
His newest special is called Daddy Long Legs.
You can go watch it.
It's because that phrase is similar to another one of his phrases,
Plumpers, which he uses to describe his thighs.
He's selling it right now, dude.
He's selling it.
He's one of our favorite guests.
He's one of your favorite guests. Please welcome. he's riding a recumbent bike in short shorts it's blake wexler
gentlemen this is blake wexler aka wexler in the morning wexler in the evening wexler it's that
guy's time when you hear it's wexler you can keep plumpers on your mind that is from snarfula the discord
Lord snarks nothing but net
The net barely moved on that one
Oh, yeah, it was like did you know when it goes in and you you actually have to like take
Look at the replay to make sure it actually
Yeah, we're just not next to it. Yeah, like I used to do and then claim I made it and I was it that was good
That was good. Fuck you coach. I'm right under the basket. I caught it. I did not go in motherfucker
No, it's just it's one of the ones that didn't move. You never liked me fucking dick. What'd you say? Nothing? I'm sorry
That's my favorite teenager you're a teenager,
just fucking getting just real aggro
and someone said, what's that?
And then I get it, I'm sorry.
No, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
It happened so much when I was a teenager,
my friends were with my friend talking shit to his mom.
What's that?
Nothing.
I didn't hear you mean it.
And you're like, bro, what happened?
Myles, one of my favorite people to watch dissolve into tears at the drop of a hat.
Me?
Yeah.
When you forget your wallet, for instance, when we're out in the air.
Oh yeah.
Every time.
Or you see a speed bump.
Every fucking time.
Yeah.
Or you see a speed bump on the horizon.
Exactly.
And you're like, this one's going to be so bad.
It's going to fucking kill me, isn't it? Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. I undo my seatbelt and jump out of the car?
No!
Do a roll.
Oh god, he put it in neutral.
Doesn't even get to the speed bump.
Oh my god.
Blake.
So this is the cars ride at Disneyland.
Blake, I said, Blake.
Yes, Blake.
It's great to have you.
It's great to be here. It's great to be here.
It's great.
Radiator Springs.
That's what it's called.
Ready.
Radiator as they say in Philadelphia, Philadelphia,
radiate rodent rodent.
Before we start, I don't know if this is the cold open or not, but before we start,
we were talking about just making up words that Philadelphia didn't say.
Weird.
Yeah. Yeah.
Radiator is one, but it seems completely arbitrary. Like some of the, my dad says radiator.
He, he says sausage.
I mean, he doesn't anymore, but that's like naturally where he does, but like
that has nothing to do with any of the rest of Philadelphia accents that just
like feels like it's a. Yeah, a random pronunciation.
Yeah, my mom's like that with instead of wash, she'll say wash.
Yeah.
Worse, worse.
Is that a Philly thing too?
That's a Philly thing.
Worse.
Oh, you've heard that before.
Then maybe that's what it.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I hear a lot of people say wash like my friend's dad who's not from Philly.
It'd be like, you got to wash it.
And I'm like, the fuck the fuck the fuck you talking about?
Roger. Sounds like almost Midwestern. Yeah. It feels Midwestern to me. Yeah. I got to wash it. And I'm like, the fuck? The fuck? The fuck are you talking about, Roger?
Sounds like almost Midwestern.
Yeah, it feels Midwestern to me.
Yeah.
I feel like I know somebody who grew up in Michigan
who says milk instead of milk.
Yeah, milk.
Yeah, that's a disaster.
It's a disaster for your whole state, you guys.
And then I've heard that doing a split, you know,
with your legs versus the
splits and like I did the splits.
Have you heard this?
Like that there's a distinction.
Do you, do either of you say one or the other?
Regionalism say what?
Or like I can say gymnastics.
Oh really?
Okay.
Yeah, that's actually the I'm I'm verse.
That's what they call them.
The community verse.
Cause I do the splits and do a split
Mm-hmm, but it might just be because I lived in so many daughter. What about daughter?
Your daughter is my I do when I let me just see is that my daughter in there. Yeah
Is that my daughter
Blake Yeah, we're thrilled to have you.
I keep demanding that you listen to me
when I tell you that we're thrilled to have you.
Blake!
I'm paying attention.
Blake, listen!
Yeah.
We're gonna get to know you a little bit better in a moment.
First, we're gonna tell the listeners
a couple of things we're talking about.
We're kicking off with the big news on the internet.
And that is something that went down at a Coldplay concert.
Oh, shit. I am curious what the context of this is like, because they, they
did kind of a kiss cam thing.
So is that part of a Coldplay thing?
I'll tell you about it.
I'll tell you about it.
There's a, there's a little bit, but yeah, I, I dove deep on this one.
I haven't been like miles travels with Coldplay and like, yeah, like, like he's
a fish fan, he like like he's a fish.
Follows them to every show.
It's weird because they do the same set list every show, but he's like, this one was really tight.
This was great.
Yeah.
That's a good thing, Jack, that they do the same one.
Like, I don't understand why you said that with your snide smile.
It's I guess like so, so fish fans are like, you go every night and you see a
different show every night, like they won't repeat a song across a whole week.
That's why I don't like it.
I like consistency, man.
I like different beasts.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I like to be able to know every single word and how they're going to sing it.
So I can sing it even louder.
Yeah.
I want the Mona Lisa to be in the Louvre when I go to the Louvre.
Does that make sense?
So that's why I need the scientist to play at exactly the two hour mark.
Every single time I go see Coldplay.
And also I don't want any of the other shit in the loop.
It's just one thing of the Mona Lisa. So get it out of here.
Clear that shit out. Ren were,
get the renwers out of there. I'm on the word.
Get Vongu get him out.
Mingi get, oh, he's doing his Philly accent again.
Uh-oh.
Bye-bye.
Get Matisse out of there.
Get Maturce out of there.
Get Matizy out of there.
Matizy?
Monet and Monet.
Wait, what?
We'll talk about that.
We'll talk about Trump and Mepstein stuff.
We'll talk about the Annabelle dolls origins because I got, I got to look at a
video of the museum from whence the Annabelle doll comes, like the, the people
who the conjuring is about have a little museum where that, uh, that has the Annabelle
doll warrants.
And I gotta say,, it's like there, there was a plastic ghost
decoration from like a target Halloween thing in there, like straight up.
It's a, yeah, it looks like some of the stuff was just taken from like a
fourth grade classroom in October.
Now, maybe that's what it maybe was just like a very haunted fourth grade teacher with a lot of spirit.
Right. Spirit Halloween.
We'll talk about that. We'll talk about Uno maybe. I don't know. Who the fuck knows anymore, you know?
I mean, I hope we do.
Can I ask you a question? Who the fuck knows?
Who the fuck knows knows this is going
If I was a pilot that's how I open I guess well, I don't know folks take it up
20,000 who the fuck knows anymore. What are we going? Man? No, that numbers going down pretty quick
I thought we're supposed to be at 30,000 for an hour at 2,000 narrow one
Numbers going down pretty quick. I thought we're supposed to be at 30,000 for an hour 2000 narrow 1000
So we're going to I don't know who the fuck this guy is next to me, what's your what's your name?
Second captain pipe down pipe down. Nobody gives a shit stinks like shit my plane just nagging the copilot
Yeah, this is your captain speaking just want to let you know the co-pilot actually's got terrible, uh, if I got the cockpit door open, it's to air this stinky fucking room out.
All right.
Thank you.
Blake, what's something from your search history?
It's what the people came to her here.
Her from her shoe.
People came to her.
Uh, Gaelic athletic association, where my wife and I are going to Ireland early next week and
well, when it gets specific on them and it's clear by corporate.
Yeah.
Corporate.
Yep.
Corporate.
Oh, Brian corporate.
Me and the other O'Brien's in America.
Uh, all 3 million of us got on a, uh, zoom call or like this guy.
All right.
Yeah.
Quick run to what's on our agenda.
Yeah.
We'll have him.
He might as well be an O'Brien and in every sense of the word, but he's a Wexler.
Um, so what it is, and of course, like everything I, uh, ended up getting bored
and I couldn't, couldn't get a firm grasp, but essentially my understanding of
it is that essentially my understanding of it is going to be, this is going to be
like a impressionistic take of what you found, what your Google, yeah, like
this is going to be like a Wren war. Wren war.
Wren war.
And so, you know, Ireland's whole thing after I got
independence, be very Irish, don't have any English,
anything here.
So they started a sports league that like kind of
it's amateur sports and it kind of melts like culture,
Irish culture and Irish culture,
and Irish sports into this league.
So it's only like traditional Gaelic sports,
which soccer is a part of and handball,
I believe is another one.
And then something else I did.
They're curling.
I bought something like maybe not curling, not curling.
What's the one where it's soccer mix?
It's like rugby mixed with baseball where they're carrying around. That's the only thing maybe curling. What's the one where it's soccer mix? It's like rugby mixed with baseball where they're carrying around.
That's the only thing maybe curling.
That's what you said.
But I said it in my philly accent.
Galax football, you pick up the ball too, though.
Yeah, yeah. It's similar to rugby, Galax football.
I couldn't tell the difference, but I don't, you know, I don't.
I'm glad you told me that.
But I was because I went to a match and expected traditional soccer
and they picked up the ball,
I'd be like, is anyone fucking watching this?
They're gonna fucking deck you out, dude.
He's talking to you with his hands, it's a handball.
What the fuck is this?
Thank God I brought this whistle.
Which I bring to every sporting event, I bring a whistle.
But yeah, and it's interesting too,
because it kind of, it's also became very political
where it's because it's, you know, traditional Irish, it tends to be more Catholic, which then was targeted by Protestants and like the, uh, what is it?
The loyalists, I guess, during the troubles where Gaelic matches were targeted.
The travels.
The travels.
So, um, yeah, it was, uh, it was interesting.
So, um, so there's like a political aspect to it.
There's a cultural.
That's, yeah.
Hurling is one of the craziest sports
I've ever seen by the way.
It's that when I studied abroad in Ireland,
that was the wildest shit to see on TV
because they're just running around,
like running into each other
and then swinging a baseball bat at the same time.
It's so, that's just dangerous and fun and violent.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, man. See if you can get front row seats to a stone lifting.
You need to start listening to the Blind Boy podcast if you haven't.
Have you heard us talk about that?
No, what is that?
There's a show called the Blind Boy podcast. It's a guy who is in this really good Irish
rap group, the Rubber Bandits, in their early, I think it was like the early aughts, but
they wear plastic shopping bags over their faces. They like hide their identity. And
then one of them went on to do a podcast and it like mixes all sorts of different shit. But one of the things that talks about is like Irish history and go, go
listen to the stone lifting episode where he interviews this guy who is
reviving the ancient art of Irish stone lifting where like each town would have
a giant stone and then the strongest guy from like other towns would come through
and like try and lift that stone stone and everybody would gather around and be like, oh, shit.
He's interviewing one of the experts and he's talking about how it's about studying the
balance and where the weight is and his philosophy, but also just this ancient ancient art. And like the stones are still around
because nobody was able to lift them that far.
That's so funny.
It's like cheap construction labor or it's like,
all right, we're not gonna get like a tractor.
So can we get Seamus to try to lift this fucking stone
out of the street?
Yeah.
That's sick.
I love that.
That's a good, so this is, it's not an ironic listen.
Like it's a good podcast.
No, no, it's really good.
He's like, he's funny and smart. No, no, it's really good.
He's funny and smart, but naturally, and it's a really nice, gentle listen.
Awesome.
Yeah, because the tone of his voice is...
The tone of his voice is just...
Dude, his thinking is fucking...
It's like one of those things, like, I love his mind.
I just like to grab him by both sides of his head and say... His thinking is fucking, it's like one of those things like, I love his mind.
Not just like to grab them by both sides of his head and say, Of his garbage bag face.
Fucking love your mind, man.
I love your garbage bag.
I fucking love your mind.
Yeah, I love your bag.
Covered mind.
Oh no.
Offensive approximation of an Irish accent.
Folks, he will be in Ireland early next week, was it?
Yeah.
I just wear a bag on my head
because I misinterpret all of this.
Yeah.
No, the people in Ireland, they wear,
everyone wears bags on their head.
Hey, I didn't listen to the podcast,
but I did get the bag.
Did get the memo on the bag head.
Right.
I can't breathe.
You grew up Catholic or Protestant?
I grew up Catholic, actually? I grew up Catholic actually.
I don't know if you were asking me to answer that for real,
but actually you asked the hard questions like that.
You asked all your guess what religion.
Yeah.
Oh boy, don't ask me, don't ask me, don't ask me.
What's your interpretation of the Holy Trinity, Blake?
Oh my God.
I love how they transformed the thing into the other thing.
Yeah.
Can you talk a little bit about transubstantiation
and why that makes sense?
Of course, that's length
But yeah, I did my did you go Catholic being raised up
Did go Catholic being raised up
Yeah, I was Catholic being raised up. I was ambiently Catholic raised up in TH because of high school, right?
High school.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, really?
Lutheran Lutheran before K through eight, Lutheran, uh, nine to 12 Catholic baby.
Yeah.
Those theses didn't do it for me either.
I don't care how many fucking theses you write relative to whatever.
I got to 98.
I was like, these last two better be fucking good. Yeah, right. Yeah, 99
Theses is one
Blake what's something he thinks underrated?
Underrated yeah, I can answer that lint brushes a simple gonna speak on it and can take you from looking like
on it, speak on it and can take you from looking like completely disheveled and bad, just bad, like looking real bad to, Oh, maybe that's just their style.
Like it could look stylish, but if you have like hair and just whatever
attack ticks, whatever, I don't think that's advised by, I don't think
that's how physicians recommend you use lint brushes.
In fact, I don't think physicians comment Jack O'Falchie.
Jack O'Falchie.
What are the medical uses for this lint brush?
Yeah.
Tick removal, skin tags.
Skin tags, moles.
Just roll them right off.
And other animals that dig underneath the ground.
I did see on Shark Tank, moles. Just rolling right off.
And other animals that dig underneath the ground.
I did see on shark tank,
this could have been the other night or 75 years ago,
but it was a glove that was for taking ticks off dogs,
where you like pet the dog with the glove.
And I have a small stake in that.
So if anyone, you know, code.
Sounds terrible.
Yeah. But no, I would say that, in that. So if anyone, you know, code. Sounds terrible. Yeah.
But no, I would say that, so with the lint brushes,
it's like, I think whenever you have, and I have a dog,
I like wearing black and my dog has white fur,
and it shows up, but it is a big difference.
Just a quick, like, and they're not expensive,
just a quick little, and it can bring you up
like two letter grades of having your shit together.
You know, if you just use a lint brush, you're talking about this, like someone
would talk about like paper towels or something.
It's like, they're really good.
If you don't need a towel, then you just get one of these.
And I'm like, yeah, I know.
What the fuck is more?
I don't understand what the critique is.
You just found out about it.
You got a dog with hair and then you take it off.
It looks better.
What you don't understand is that it's sticky on one side.
So like that stuff sticks to it.
It's roll tape, it rolls.
And then you can take this,
when it stops being sticky, Miles,
you take it off and then there's more sticky underneath it.
Yeah. Okay.
Do you understand what I'm saying right now?
Cause this is not that complicated.
This is a great invention.
Yeah. That was made in 2017.
Oh no.
Yeah, it's new.
Where do you get your news?
So there's a lint brush for taking kicks off dogs.
Interesting.
That seems like it's impossible to work.
Well that was a glove.
Let me say that without a joke.
It's a glove that has fibers allegedly
that no one invested in this on Shark Tank, obviously.
But I don't know.
I wouldn't trust my dog's health to a glove.
Yeah.
A tick-removing glove.
It just feels a little Shark Tanky as seen on TV,
which is not the vibe you want to necessarily be given off. Oh, so it's designed I'm just read, it's called the, I'm not, I won't even give it promo,
but it's the, the science is that the fabric would mimic quote the precise
qualities that ticks naturally adhere to much like Velcro.
So just jumps against them to jump.
No, I mean, I think it's just like, it just pulls them right off.
They love it.
Ticks.
I do it because I have love ticks pulls them right off. They love it. Ticks.
What I do it because I have love ticks.
I lose my pet ticks on dogs.
And I get my ticks back.
Yeah. Yeah.
That's why I do it. That's why I love it so much.
What is something you think's overrated, overrated,
like convertibles as cars where I don't understand why that exists because you get sunburned.
Your hat, if you're wearing a hat, which I will, because, you know, I don't have
that nice, gorgeous, just bush on my top of my head, like Jack, you know?
That's how you call your hair?
And bush.
Yeah.
Hey, look at the bush on that dude's head.
I did get the hair transplant where I just took the bush just straight, straight right
to the top of my head.
Just a pubic toupee up to just a Merkin.
I don't even buy a toupee.
I just buy Merkins for cinematic use.
That's right.
Tape it right on.
Convertibles as cars, you specified, are overrated.
Yeah, sorry.
But as, but what's the other option here?
Jack, I'm so sorry that made me laugh so hard.
I don't know if I could continue with this segment.
I do kind of have pubie hair too.
It is a little pubie Halloween today.
I got a curly top.
Because it would be noticeable.
You know, it's not like, wait, is it the weather?
Is that why his hair looks weird?
Especially if he's covering up. Like the hair is that why is here?
Covering up like the hair is like thick it's weird if you had a transplant to like you'd have your regular hair that didn't wasn't
Random as pew part
They're like are you doing that Gen Z sort of like broccoli
Yeah, exactly, yeah, yeah, I said it just keeps coming out in your hats
Trailing pubes behind
Can I borrow your bike helmet? Yeah, like yeah sure and then they look in like
Fucking this thing what the This hotel that they fucking this thing? What the fuck is in here?
This hotel that Jack was that yet we've had six
six attendance quitting for whatever that room service.
I can't even fucking talk.
You've been actually taken out by the idea of your anyway.
It's just a full pubic transplant.
Convertibles, huh?
Convertible.
So in cars, convertibles, convertibles in cars, um, getting coffee with
pubes on their head, um, because you can.
I don't understand.
Cars getting coffee.
I'm just trying to picture it.
Yeah.
This is how Blake pitches his podcast.
And I goes, dude, think about this stuff you should know, but with
pubes on your head.
I don't know why you guys won't just trust me and give me this podcast that I keep pitching.
Exactly.
Dude.
You're going to love it.
Scam goddess with pubes on your head.
Yeah.
Fine.
I have someone attached to, I have a Fred Willard attached.
It's like, what?
He's dead.
Oh shit. We got terrible news for you.
Wait, that's funny too,
because Burt yesterday was loving a convertible.
I like to see when white people fight over convertibles.
Yes, my favorite kind of content.
Maybe that could be a special episode because I love more,
but I have to respectfully disagree where it's like,
I don't want to put on suntan lotion
before I have to get in a car, you know?
And it's also the weather is never really that good.
Suntan lotion to enhance your sun.
It's just feel so I don't.
Yes.
Oil.
Because that is what I grew up calling sunscreen is suntan lotion.
I think that's what we all did.
I feel like rather than being like, what do you mean?
Like you're trying to darken your complex.
They like had to trick us into putting on sunscreen.
They're like, this is called sun tan lotion.
It will give you a sun tan lotion to stop the sun tan.
Oh, then what is sun block?
It doesn't exist.
I feel like convertibles as cars make sense only in
California like it's like one of those things. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well like Florida you're gonna get rains
Yeah, it rains so much you're gonna get just pelted with bugs that are like prehistoric
Nasty, so big. Yeah, dactyls. Yeah
It's pretty historic. Nasty.
It's just so big.
Yeah, dactyls.
Yeah, just tons of dactyls coming at your face.
But yeah, I don't know.
It's California.
People still rocking with the convertibles out here.
Oh yeah.
I mean, Her Majesty used to have a convertible before the fire, burned in the fire.
And when we'd ride around, I would not ride in with it unless I wore a wig.
There's no, you have to have your hair blowing or else you look like a idiot.
So I was just a hat removal device.
Thanks.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Not if you tie it to the mirrors in the car where I have one long string for my head on
the side mirror and the another string shorter.
Like a tension cable just, yep.
There it is.
Just keys on.
Exactly.
Nice try, assholes.
You have like one of the, like the head gear that like kids who have like really bad orthodentals,
like you have that, but for your hat, just a whole cage around your head.
Yeah, right.
Not getting my hat this time.
Good luck, dickhead.
And also that because my teeth are loose
because I grind them at night.
So I just have, have you ever been in a convertible
and one of your teeth just blows it?
Yeah, all the time.
All the time.
Fucking hate it.
I mean, wow, I'm just trailing pubes down the tent.
Yeah.
Pubs flying off my head. I'm in another convertible behind you and I'm like, what is this? I'm like, what is this? I'm like, what is this? I'm like, what is this? I'm like, what is this?
I'm like, what is this?
I'm like, what is this?
I'm like, what is this?
I'm like, what is this?
I'm like, what is this?
I'm like, what is this?
I'm like, what is this?
I'm like, what is this?
I'm like, what is this?
I'm like, what is this?
I'm like, what is this?
I'm like, what is this?
I'm like, what is this?
I'm like, what is this?
I'm like, what is this?
I'm like, what is this?
I'm like, what is this?
I'm like, what is this?
I'm like, what is this?
I'm like, what is this? I'm like, what is this? I'm like, what is this? I'm like, what is this? I'm like, what is this? My things are thick. Yikes. Anyways. They're like cat whiskers. Yeah. Let's take a quick break, try and recover. Let's take a long break.
Let's take a long break.
Off a short period.
Try and think about whether we want to keep doing this podcast just in general.
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Well, you know, if this was a- Cliffhanger.
Tough news story after act, after this first bad break,
I might not have made it back, but I do.
I am thrilled to celebrate the hard launch
of this new couple.
Yeah.
A tech CEO and the head of his HR department.
The two people that I most root for in this world, tech CEOs and people who head up HR departments. Exactly. It was, I mean, truly like a good point. It was a hard launch, one of the hardest launches.
Yeah.
Of a new couple.
They've been on a roller coaster where they just like, it like takes off all of a sudden.
Yeah, the incredible one.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Great. Fuck, I love roller coasters.
That launch is great. Great launch.
That's what these people's relationship with, uh, with the company is, is, is, is, is, is, Where they just like it like takes off all the sudden. Yeah, the Incredibles one. Yeah. Yeah
Fuck I love that launch is great. Great. That's what these people's relationship
Happened it was a yeah, it was the challenger launch
Couples announcements, I think there's a fucking disaster these people cold plate So this is the deal at apparently this Cold Lake concert
Chris Martin does this thing where the camera goes around
and he'll kind of riff, like do a little improv on the couples that are there.
So it's not just my favorite improv.
Obviously, Chris Martin's fucking sick at improv.
I was going to ask, is it a Coldplay concert or is it just Chris Martin?
Is this an ASCAT show?
Because either way, like he's selling out, you know?
Well, yeah, 100%.
So at it, so he goes, he'll give a little riff.
So each couple gets like attention.
It's not just like a kiss and they move on.
It's like this is part of the fucking show.
So in this moment, he gets to this one couple that are doing the little, you know,
I'm, you know, I'm going to grab you by the waist, you know, holding you from behind.
You know what I mean? Enjoying the Coldplay Coldplay show.
And when the camera hits them, it's like, like the fucking roaches scattering.
Yeah, there it is from just pure abandon.
Big smile. Yeah.
To it's so you'll be able to hear it.
But again, I'm sure you'll probably you've probably seen this clip on the Internet by now.
But hey, if not, you should check it out so there's one guy
here's into her face he dives to the floor he's gone he did ducking cover he
just went to the ground yeah she did though I'm not here yeah I mean which I
like I like this sort of toddler object permanence thing of like,
if I go by, she was there for a little bit.
Yeah.
I was like, where did she go?
Where did she go?
I saw the guy duck, but she just fucking straight up fucking vanished.
Gone.
So then you hear.
So Chris Martin's like, oh, and then he really calls it out.
Having an affair.
Well, that's very sharp. OK and then he really calls it out. Having an affair. Well, that's a very sharp.
OK, you see home girl right here.
She has to be she has to know what's up.
Yeah, she knows it.
She's one of her.
She's like, oh, she read her faces.
And you imagine, I mean, oh, boy, oh, boy.
She turns to her friend and is like, oh, my God, like they just showed us.
What are we going to do?
Her friend is like cheesing, but also like the color of a baboons ass.
Or she knows.
The brightest red.
A gorgeous baboons.
I give a baboons gorgeous ass.
The color of the baboons.
Gorgeous bright red ass.
Great ass.
Suck your own ass. So ass. Succulent ass.
So, yeah, this, I don't know,
she could be a bystander who then, who just is
cringing because it's so painfully obvious.
Like, why would you? She's all of us.
She is all of us.
But yeah, they cheer.
She gets out of frame.
Probably pukes from embarrassment
because it's so bad.
There is one screen cap, this one moment where you can tell they both frame probably pukes from embarrassment because it's so bad.
There is one screen cap, this one moment where you can tell they both fucking realize he's like,
and her face, she looks like she is watching the challenger launch.
Like they both do like that's they're like, oh, fuck.
Oh, he's going, huh?
And she literally has her mouth open.
Yeah. Good guy. He's married.
I love that. Like every article you read about this, they're like,
when we reached out for comment, we haven't heard back.
Yeah, it's so fucked up.
Like it really is the country is like line that our journalists give.
We're like, when reached for comment,
the company and his wife did not respond.
It's like, yeah, I didn't think they were going to get back to you on this one.
Yeah.
Deadline.
Apparently this guy, he runs a company called astronomer, which is some like AI
infused fucking billion dollar valued company or some shit that happened to someone like that. I know. Miles, it's a fucking unicorn. Yeah. It's a fucking billion dollar valued company or some shit. I love it. Happened to someone like that.
I know.
Miles, it's a fucking unicorn.
Yeah.
It's a unicorn, baby.
That is what it got a billion dollar valuation and everyone calls it a unicorn.
Wait, astronomer.
What?
It's a private data infrastructure startup.
Big jerk off motion energy.
Everyone keeps calling him an astronomer.
They do know just that his comp people have come on.
Y'all read the Galileo was an astronomer and infamously cheated on his wife.
Astronomer.io CEO, Andy Byron.
She was just hired in November too.
I wonder what happened to the last chief people officer. Interesting.
They didn't like Coldplay probably. Is that his thing?
He's like, Hey, you want to go to a Coldplay concert?
And they're like, yeah.
They come back every year
and they do the same fucking thing over and over again.
That's just kidding.
I know, babe, I know all the words and I'll sing them
so you can't even hear him sing.
Tear stream down my wife's face.
Wait, how does this song words and I'll sing them so you can't even hear him to stream down my wife's face
Yeah, I don't like miles you found some great examples of like other people
This is a genre of video on YouTube. It's usually called caught with side piece. I
believe So on YouTube, it's usually called caught with side piece. I believe it's like, I'm serious.
Like if you just search caught with side piece,
you'll find it, it happens all the time in games.
Like not even here, it happens in South America,
happens in Europe.
There are people who are doing, you know,
immoral things, not respecting their relationships.
Not the Lord's work.
This is one from like seven or eight years ago.
I just love it cause it's like a red socks fan
and you can hear, you can see his mouth.
He's like, ah, shit.
There's no denying it.
This is oh shit.
So he hits the camera, he sees himself and he it's always the same thing.
You pull your arm back and act like, I don't know this person.
I was just hugging on.
Yeah. Look at him. Oh, shit.
Again, if he had just stayed there, stayed like without moving his arm,
yep, it would have been of no, but by pulling his arm back while saying, oh,
shit, shit, oh shit, it's a problem.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's I'm sorry.
It's the strides and effective cheating y'all.
Like you can't don't get caught out here strides and affecting yourself
When you can just play it cool and be like, I don't know
I'm just this other boring ass white couple at this cold play show nothing to see here. Move on. I'm a pervert
I put my arm around everybody. Okay, that doesn't mean I'm having an affair. Yeah. Yeah. Come on. Come here my good man
Yes, see I would put my arm around
Everybody just gets decked out I'm not a good man. Yes. See, I would put my arm around everybody.
He just gets decked out.
He's like, fuck off me, bro.
I'm trying to enjoy fucked up.
Their response is also such a great microcosm of like a corporate, like a
corporate team, like a CEO and an HR department being like, how do we
handle this problem?
Oh, I know in the worst way possible.
In the least human way, in the most artificially intelligent way possible.
Just turn into the physical embodiment of an NDA, go full blank face mode,
and then just make everyone feel so weird that you go viral.
He looks kind of like Gavin Newsom a little bit.
I think that's also helping, you know, they all do.
Yeah, it's important.
Don't they all, they all look like Gavin Newsom and they love wearing
jeans at the office because I'm a cool CEO.
You know what I mean?
It's like if Gavin Newsom and one of the guys from pod save America and Bill Simmons had a kid, you know
Yeah, very Simmons Ian Simmons Ian
Siam and New Sommian. Yeah. God the screen cap that you have really you do it. It's the best moment
It's the best fucking the way they are his their faces say it all like they're like we are
Fully cooked we were hot and fucking 8k out here fuck. Yeah, it's so good his face
It is like a kid going nothing, you know
Just a face covered in an impossible amount of her face
Her face is like she caught her like kid jerking off or something. And his face is like, my mom got me jerking off.
She's like, no, not my boy.
It's all terrible.
And I love to see rich white people be uncomfortable.
So this is great for me.
At a close play concert, Miles, this is our place.
This is our safe space.
Yeah. Yeah.
Please fuck with sacred space like that for whites.
Okay, this is sacred.
Give leave them alone.
They need something.
But yeah, oh my god, I can't even imagine.
When that whenever this you think they're gonna have a statement like they're gonna
put out a press release.
I think you're gonna have a child.
Do you think they're gonna have a child and and like, maybe they'll release the video?
They'll name it Apple.
They, I feel like they are going to have to have a statement
because it's a billion dollar company, right?
Like it's not, if it was just a person, like no, no big deal,
but a publicly traded like billion dollar valuation company.
That deals with privacy, right?
Yes.
Also, just very funny.
Yeah.
My wife and I went, my wife who I married to.
Okay, I was gonna say, now you're side B.
To a Coldplay concert a couple years ago in Philly
and he started singing the Eagles fight song
and he was like, fly, it goes fly.
And it was honestly sick.
It was so good.
I was into it.
Yeah.
So hot.
He was so hot.
I, I tore off my shirt and then got cold and needed to buy a new shirt.
But, uh, yeah, they put on a hell of a show.
I always, whenever I'm cold, I make my wife give me her jacket.
I know that's sweet.
That's a sweet thing you two do.
All right.
Uh, well, we do just have to keep checking in with Donald Trump because we're worried about him.
Yeah.
He doesn't seem to be doing well with this whole Epstein thing.
And so, I don't know his friends seem like they're mad at him.
Oh yeah.
I mean, Epstein lives right now.
He is not, he's not just living rent free in Trump's mind.
He is a squatter that has re- sold the furniture,
brought their own shit in, changed the locks.
And when you try to get in, it's like, no, this is my place now, bro.
Which is weird because he's dead and it was never-
Not even a factor.
Really even a factor in in love life
So like fuck you, right? Yeah, he was a patriot. Yeah
Yeah, so what's wrong with any legal in your house?
So he's been desperate for some kind of distraction from the Epstein file fallout and like right now Alex Jones is even like
I don't know man. This guy's like I guess a damn cult
Like to the point where Al he's like starting to really worry.
Alex Jones, this is him freaking out about like, what does he think he is?
A fucking Catholic.
So talk about this.
I'm going to excommunicate you.
Well, you're not the pope, bro.
Oh, oh, I mean, you're not speaking from the throne.
Ex cathedra.
God damn it.
If I had a dollar for every time my kids said that and plus I'm not Catholic
So I think of Catholics
Anything I say is banished.
Wait, that's a real person's voice?
He's reading a meme.
There's like in this image,
it's an AI image of Trump dressed as a king
holding a piece of paper that says,
anyone who disagrees with anything I said
is banished from my cult.
He's, anything I say is banished from my cult. He's saying I say is banished.
And I'm not saying Trump land is a cult.
Wait, I'm sorry.
The Democrats are the cult of
hating reason and logic and common sense.
He's got a picture of Trump as the.
But yeah.
When Trump starts behaving like that,
it starts getting into cult territory.
I bet since I talked the first hour and said I'm not in this cult, that's what it's turning
into.
I bet there's already news articles about it.
Rub it up, dub three, better to talk.
Yeah, it is so wild how defensive they all are.
These people who are like, I speak the truth.
I don't give a fuck who knows.
And, uh, not to say that he's in a cult because he's actually my best friend.
Yeah.
Well, they're trying to figure out what's best for their brands too, because
they've been fanning these flames also.
And they're going to be like, well, fuck.
I got also, I got to maybe just stick with my viewers.
Cause those are the ones who buy my fucking fake vitamins.
Right.
So again, Trump is flailing, okay?
He fucking tried, he did the thing.
He's like, what about the IQs of AOC?
What about this thing that's happening?
I think Rosie O'Donnell should go away.
Like this guy obviously has the mental aptitude
of a wooden snake.
So now he's really fucking flailing.
He even said, he falsely claimed that he can, this is on Wednesday, he falsely
claimed that he convinced Coke to switch to cane sugar from high fructose corn
syrup, like just out of nowhere.
He said, quote, I have been speaking to Coca-Cola about using real cane sugar
and Coke in the United States, and they have agreed to do so.
I'd like to thank all of those in authority at Coca-Cola.
This will be a very good move by them.
You'll see.
Like the ceasefire.
This really is giving the ceasefire where he's like, we did it.
We did a ceasefire.
Great.
And then everyone who's involved said, huh?
Because Coke came out and they're like, thanks for your enthusiasm.
But then it was just a love letter to high fructose corn syrup.
They were like, sorry, y'all, they got us.
The corn lobby got us.
So don't expect that.
So what are you to do?
I don't know.
Maybe like make up something about how like your uncle knew the fucking Unabomber.
This is the fuck.
This is what he said at an AI fucking event on, on Wednesday.
When I first heard about AI, you know, it's not my thing.
Although my uncle was at MIT t one of the great professors fit
fifty one years whatever long-serving professor of the history of
and might be three degrees three degree in
and nuclear
chemical and that
that's a sport band
kuzinski was one of the students you know who is it all
is very little difference between a mad man
and a genius.
But Kaczynski, I said, what kind of a student was he?
Uncle John, Dr. John Trump.
He said, what kind of a student?
Then he said, seriously good.
He said he'd go around correcting everybody,
but it didn't work out too well for him.
Didn't work out too well, but it's interesting in life.
So, okay.
Or the people he.
Now, I mean, I think it goes without saying
that the only true part of this entire story
is that his uncle was a professor at MIT.
That's right.
Literally everything else, total bullshit, okay?
He didn't have three degrees?
He had, okay. He didn't have three degrees. He had 50 years. He had two
degrees in electrical engineering and one in physics for the record, not in
chemical. What about math? I did math and nuclear and atomic, all my degrees. He said he was the
longest-serving professor in the history of MIT. No, he's one of them, but not the
longest. That goes to another professor in the history of MIT. No, he's one of them, but not the longest.
That goes to another professor with the lesson of Griffith, I believe.
Was Ted Kaczynski one of his students?
No, Ted Kaczynski went to Harvard and University of Michigan, not MIT.
Then he said, when he talked about it,
he goes, and then he said it didn't work out too well for him.
His uncle died in 1985.
Kaczynski was arrested in 96.
So there's no, there's no, he doesn't know anything about Ted Kaczynski.
Now, what a wild story to tell out loud.
You know, who else used to tell a fake story about them, like them being
themselves, being friends with the Unabomber?
You know, Unabomber?
You know, who else would lie about that?
Me.
Jeffrey Epstein.
Oh, Jeffrey Epstein also.
Oh, the king.
Jeffrey Epstein would tell people that he fucking knew,
he studied with the unibomber at UCLA.
This was like a thing that's in this like interview
with another guy when Mother Jones got ahold of some of the,
like the numbers and some of the documents,
they just started calling people. One guy answered who knew him and started talking about Epstein. by when Mother Jones got a hold of some of the like the numbers and some of the documents,
they just started calling people.
One guy answered who knew him
and started talking about Epstein.
He's like, he thought he was a scientist.
He wasn't, he used to fucking tell people
he studied quote studied math at UCLA
with a Unabomber who was a math teacher.
And they're like, wow.
He's like, but that's not true.
And it's so, this guy is, he's like recycling
Jeffrey Epstein's like lies in some weird way
Like I don't know like it feels just very odd when you're like, this is why is why the fuck you talking about the Unabomber?
Like what's the point of that and that makes you look cooler for some reason?
He's like, here's the thing. I like to tell scientists people my uncle Unabomber new teach
Okay is
And that has to do with AI how?
Like to your point, none of that,
his uncle wasn't an AI professor.
Like there was no, to him it's all the same thing.
Science is AI.
It's chemical.
Bombs are AI.
It's all AI.
Yeah.
I knew a very smart, prominent science one time
and he was-
A science?
Yes. Yes. He was a scientist. You ever heard of the he was a science. Yeah.
Yes.
He was a, you ever heard of the Unabomber?
Yeah.
Anyways, never play, never play with the bomber.
I've been high.
What was Barbin?
Hi, Mr.
Professor.
Uh-huh.
What?
What do you mean?
Barbie and ARP and ARP andpenheimer, they were together, their child, Barbenheimer, great physicist,
he had a degree in math and chemical.
So the stress, man, God, what could the stress be doing to him?
That Mother Jones interview with the guy who they just cold called and were like, you're
on the Epstein files, what's good? And he was like, And we're like, you're on the Epstein files. Like what, what's good.
And he was like, uh, that guy was like, yeah, he was my best friend.
Yeah.
Very sick guy, but he was my best friend.
This is like this like 90 year old scientist, 89 year old, uh, art collector
and controversial scientist who said, uh, Jeffrey Epstein was his best pal for
decades, really was just like, he was like a complete idiot.
He had the mind of a child.
That's what he says about him.
He's like, he, yeah, he, I don't know, like didn't know the thing that was unique
about him is he would ask these questions that would make you realize he doesn't know shit.
Nevertheless, in his peculiarly inquiring mind, let's say like a child who is fresh
to the world because he has no compunction about approaching people.
But yeah, he was like, I don't believe that he ever taught math, which again, yeah, he
said, I don't even believe that he taught math.
This is somebody who was supposed to be like a mat started as a math teacher and
then was so good at teaching math that this like billionaire saw him like
teaching his son and was like, I'm going to make you like the head of my quant
division on wall street.
And like, no, the whole thing is that he just started blackmailing people.
Like from, from that point forward and just kept building up up like that's the only thing that makes sense in his career
Didn't know sure this guy doesn't even believe that he could teach math to children
Alone like that. He was some sort of math whiz that like was able to fucking build up this massive
Billion dollar fortune. I just read a new, a new possible distraction.
They're bringing back Juul pods.
No, I think Trump's trying everything.
Coke's going back to cane sugar.
Uh, what else?
Juul pods.
Do you want Juul pods?
New Coke or was that the bad one?
I only drink diet.
Six loco.
We're launching that original recipe.
We added two locos to it.
January 6th loco.
And we're just going to call it crazy.
Yeah.
We're going to call it Four Crazy because I don't like Spanish or anything.
Not a wife.
Four Crazies.
Four Crazies.
God.
Well, he's trying.
This is where you find the best Trump impressions in America.
Four Crazies.
For Donald Trump. Four Crazies. How many locos? Four impressions in America. Four crazys. I'm Donald Trump.
Four crazys.
How many locals?
There's too many locals.
No, it got offensive.
Huh?
That was Irish.
How about here?
How about here?
That was Irish.
How about here?
That's offensive.
I never heard of that country, pal.
Hey.
All right.
Twinkle toes.
Let's take a quick break.
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We have an update on the Annabelle story.
First of all, the police are now reporting that nothing unusual or suspicious was observed
at the scene.
They're in on it, dude.
They're in on it or they saw things that their brain can't even make sense of.
For people who haven't been following along, we've been covering the Annabelle doll,
which has been on tour at a time of rising satanic doll obsession in America.
La boo boo.
Yep.
La boo boo.
La boo boo.
Need I say more?
Children are obsessed with these dolls that are going to steal their souls.
I love boo boo.
La boo boo. Love the boo boo.
That's about to come out with that.
He's got to go.
Love boo boo.
Love boo boo.
Love boo boo.
Love boo boo.
We're going to deport them also.
Someone call them the foos foos.
I know, love boo boo.
I call them, they stink like la doo doo.
Anyways, that's right.
So we're covering Annabelle's tour around this nation.
The tour organizer was found dead.
Yeah.
Dan Rivera in his hotel room.
Yeah.
In his like early fifties, I think.
Yeah.
He was 54.
Pretty young person, mid fifties.
And everyone's wondering how did the dog kill the guy?
Yeah.
Is essentially where, where everybody's at.
It, the, the police laughing at
like laughing.
Hold on.
What are you laughing at?
Trump's saying la boo boo.
Okay.
Good.
Before you're not laughing at the demonic doll.
Yeah.
Once we were doing the silly voices, like the filly voice, it was as bad as it
was going to be after that for me.
So, la boo boo.
La boo boo.
Just really fucking.
That's what he sounds like to me, always.
Like he's always saying, la boo boo.
Like that's the nonsense coming out of his mouth.
So anyways, we're still waiting for the police to put together all the evidence
to reveal how the doll killed him, only to like, as they're about to have the
press conference, they, like a horrible fate suddenly befalls them.
But many outlets have been talking to other paranormal investigators who have
claimed that they've dealt with a demonic infestation as a result of touching the doll.
One guy said that he baggins Zach.
Bilbo?
Bilbo?
La-boo-boo baggins.
I'm sorry, you know him as Bilbo.
It's his grandson, Zach, he vapes instead of smoking a pipe.
He vape.
The famous Bilbo Baggins.
Great.
Smokes a hookah.
He, he said, uh, I got very affected by her and it kind of caused me to touch the
doll.
Oh, the owner didn't like that too much.
This is getting weird.
This sucks.
It was a demonic infestation and severely affected me and I was literally in the hospital
the next day.
It was a two month long attachment and one of the worst experiences of my life.
Oh, wow.
I also have hypertension.
I know, right.
It could have been that.
I probably get five times the daily salt intake is healthy.
It could be that.
Since the age of eight till...
Yeah.
The only source we have for the dolls supernatural powers
that's on the record is Ed and Lorraine Warren,
the subjects of the Conjuring movies as we've mentioned before
They are known frauds
edge was a
Real piece of shit sexual predator who literally moved a 15 year old girl into his house and
Was allegedly physically abusive towards his wife, but yeah
It was like so this is part of a museum collection that they go tour around the country.
There's a video of somebody being like,
I've taken you into the most haunted room in America.
You see the Annabelle little birdhouse made of crosses there.
Then on the wall, you also see like,
like it looks like it could be Ghostbusters decorations. Like there's, there's just like a
ghost's face that like looks like it's made out of plastic.
I love that whatever this document, like this is from their official channel, but like it was
clearly shot in the like the 80s or early 90s when like no one like you could fucking say anything
And everyone goes yeah, uh-huh exactly and it's on camera. That's real. This is I think this is them looking at the raggedy doll
Yes, that's probably the worst thing we have in this whole museum.
The worst thing we have is?
Like you're convincing a six-year-old, yeah, this is the worst one.
It's the worst one we got in the whole museum.
That's probably the worst one.
It also has like a red light glowing on it.
So they've added, it's so scary that you like can't touch it, but they have gone through
the trouble of installing a little red light above it
Yeah, that raggedy and doll was given to a nurse in 1970 by her mother of the Christmas present
Wait, but then there are other reports that said it was given to her as a birthday present. Yeah, which one is it?
So the fuck up. Oh, sorry, mr. Warren going the nurse. This is Jesus
forgot to mention that It's a real asshole Mr. Warren going the nurse. This is Jesus forgot to mention that
It's a riddle asshole and you say yeah the nurse
Jesus Christ of Nazareth
Any other fucking questions, why do you think the raggedy and all was possessed?
He was Satan trying to do battle with Christ yet again, obviously
It's funny. The adjective he used is the worst one, or he could say the scariest, the most dangerous.
Like this one is the worst.
The worst one is the worst one is the worst.
This one fucking sucks.
Fucking smell this one. Right.
It's the worst one.
Oh, dude, so worse one.
This one is rude.
This one has the worst manners.
Oh, that's sick though.
And you could just turn your like hoarding problem into a quote unquote,
like evil dolls museum.
And people were like, oh, danger.
Do not touch anything.
That could also just be there like old person style too.
Anything.
Yeah.
Don't sit on my couch.
It is wild that like they think that touching the glass could be fatal, but
they don't, they have like, no, it's just like right there.
There's no sun.
There's no, yeah.
It's just in a place that makes it easily touchable.
Hard not to touch it.
Yeah.
Couldn't even put a velvet rope up.
I mean, well, they did also, they blessed it with holy water also.
Yeah.
You know, big mistake.
You're just going to make it mad.
Yep.
No, I think it calms it down.
I think they say that.
Believing it to be possessed by an inhuman presence, the Warrens took it home from the
28 year old nurse's home, but we're careful to avoid highways and sprinkle the
Annabelle doll with holy water to calm it down. Which as Miles knows, that's the only way you can
travel with me. Sometimes. Yeah. Yeah. You get really worked up. No highways. Keep me moist with
holy water or things go bad. That's why our tours takes a really long time because we can't take
airplanes or highways and I have to keep re-upping my holy water.
Hey, calm down.
If you thought traveling with John Madden was bad.
Yeah.
Traveling with John Madden with no budget.
Yeah.
Hey, hey, babe, calm the baby down with some holy water back there.
This is acting up.
Like, what are they?
What's even going on? Or they're like, oh, we better. Oh, fuck. This thing needs to calm down. Hit it with the holy water back there. It's this, he's acting up. Like what are they, what's even going on?
Or they're like, oh, we better, oh, fuck, we, this thing needs to calm down.
Hit it with the holy water.
Like whatever is, is the highway is the issue because they don't want the
doll to kill them at a high speed or they don't want to be around more people.
Bring the doll around more people.
So I think it's probably like high speed.
Like that you put a doll like that onto something traveling over 60 miles per hour.
Man, Blake, goodbye.
You got seen, I don't know if you've seen final destination, but have you watched
them all at the same time because that's what you're about to experience.
Every single final destination might as well say Candy Man nine times in a dark bathroom.
Go ahead, go ahead and do it.
Yeah.
I, or maybe they're just maybe humiliated by the fact that they're
driving around with a doll, so they're like stuff with the highways.
So no one's, we can't have people see this.
Skeptics have claimed, and this is just like their opinion, man, that the doll,
like other artifacts in the museum,
was just store bought junk with elaborate stories attached.
Nasty, nasty words.
And these are nasty people who are saying that.
Like only bad people.
One nasty person described their trip to the museum by saying it involves Warren
showing off the quote book of shadows.
Oh no.
Which turned out to be the Simon Necronomicon
Well, my god an infamous literary hook that was sold in bookstores Oh, you could go buy at Barnes and Noble right now if you'd like
Oh, so it was like a fake ass Necronomicon type thing with you like it's real like this is bullshit
I mean the shit in the I first of all, just the fact that
Annabelle is a raggedy and all that like everybody had that is like a mass produced
doll, right, right, right.
But the shit that is on their walls is literally like normal ass shit, normal
shit that you could buy at a target.
Like, yeah, it's, it's wild.
And this is a haunted zip lock bag.
It's fucking haunted.
Yeah.
Oh, this is the worst one.
What is that?
It's a parking ticket.
That's so fucking haunted dude from six years ago that I didn't pay.
This is a boot on my car.
This is haunted, man.
This is a map of all the good parking spaces in the country.
And yet I still, these haunted tickets keep popping up.
They clearly just have all these tickets.
Check this.
The lights don't turn on in the house.
Look, listen to that.
You had a red notice from the power department on your door.
Nah, it's haunted.
Dude's the worst one.
It's not cause I don't pay my bill.
The lights turn off.
So producer Victor, uh, says that he went to the Zach Baggins haunted museum in Vegas
and he would like show a car and claim it was haunted.
So, Zach Baggins, you're familiar with Bilbo's great-grandson's work.
Victor, what was it like?
It was like one of the funniest things I've ever been to.
What was the car? Fuck, it was James Dean's car.
Oh.
Like he was speeding.
Yeah, but what made him speed?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. I think I gotta go now.
There's a whole rest stop
like right where James Dean died.
Yeah, where the cafe.
And we also sell fried chicken here.
Yeah.
Yeah, I've been there.
It's all pretty good.
Yeah.
James Dean death fried chicken.
Some of the best.
Whatever that cafe is.
Yeah, I've been there.
Yeah.
Not bad.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Uh, all right.
All right.
Well, well, yeah, well shit man.
Well, yeah.
I go ahead.
Hmm.
Hey.
Now you go, go ahead.
Go ahead, Blake.
Go ahead.
What do you want to hear?
Go ahead. You know, Blake, it Go ahead. Go ahead Blake. Go ahead.
What do you want to hear?
Go ahead.
Blake, it's been wonderful having you.
Where can people find you, follow you, all that good stuff?
Do please follow me,
at Blake Wexler on all social media.
Oh dude.
I'm going to be in Philly twice in August.
August 1st.
You can come see me do a completely improvised headlining set at Next In Line Comedy.
That ticket is in my bio.
And then on August 23rd, these are two very different shows.
So there won't be repeat material in any of these.
August 23rd, I am head, like those lazy bands fish.
I'm more of a cold plate.
Yeah. So come see the Chris Martin of Philadelphia comedy.
And I will be doing August 23rd,
I'm one of the headliners for the first ever
Philly Comedy Festival.
And I will be doing, my reviews are in show,
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I think leaving a review is the most psychotic thing
a human being can do.
And I have comedians and audience members come on stage
and we read actual reviews that we've left for products in places last time
I did it some site gang members came on stage, which was really fun
Hey, if you're a red and they were great left of this podcast of the podcast. Yeah, I can't hear anything
I can't hear a word these idiots are saying
No, I want over each other. They were really funny to one guy,
like red one of like a fondue restaurant,
which is great.
But yeah, so that is anyway, August 1st, August 23rd,
I will be in Philadelphia and I'm doing a little tour in the fall.
So stay tuned for that.
Hell, yeah.
Is there a word media that you've been enjoying?
I'm so glad you asked.
The work, I do have some media.
So at Samley Matters, Samantha Ruddy, who's a really funny comic and writer.
I think she would be good on this show too, but that's not my problem.
So she wrote, moms will send texts like, hey, kids, dad's full body transplant went well.
Thank God. Prayer emoji.
We've known about it for months, but didn't want to worry.
Also, I quit my job and we moved to Florida. Text on Laura for her birthday.
So that's at Samley matters.
There you go.
Miles, where can people find you?
Is there work in media you've been joining? Oh, yeah. Find me everywhere at Samley matters. There you go. Miles, where can people find you?
Is there work in media you've been joining?
Oh yeah.
Find me everywhere at miles of gray.
I'm talking 90 day over at four 20 day fiance with Sophia Alexandra.
A couple posts I like one is from the, the onion on blue sky.
It says Trump invites Jeffrey Epstein on stage to explain there is no conspiracy.
Um, yeah, truly that's, that's, that's pretty much going to work.
And I think that's, that's it.
Uh, then at Kate dot B sky.
That social posted.
I absolutely do not agree with recording strangers in public and allowing the
internet to dox them and ruin their lives.
That being said, I do find the CEO HR lady cheating drama very funny because I am a bad person.
Two things can be true.
Yeah, I've been enjoying some tweets on that.
Thisfu at DaveED underscore 1931.
Wow. One of our older social media writers wrote, getting caught having an affair with an executive at a Coldplay concert,
got to be top five whitest things in history.
And then just a lot of people making the same point,
you know, linking to that story.
And then somebody retweeted, Edgar Allen Poe, who, wow, another old one.
Who's that? Who tweeted, boomers hate remote work because it precludes them from having
affairs with their colleagues back in 2022.
And so he just retweeted that, which I think it's true.
They love it.
They love an affair.
I'll tell you what.
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Which is where we link off to the information that we talked about in today's episode.
We also link off to a song that we think you might enjoy.
Miles, is there a song that you think that people might enjoy?
Don't do that.
Voodoo.
La boo boo.
La boo boo.
He's so close to saying that shit earnestly I feel like.
I know.
I feel like someone has to ask it in a press spray.
Just to hear him say Labooboo.
Sir, sir, sir, your thoughts on Labooboo?
What?
Labooboo.
Oh, Labooboo.
Anyway.
Labooboo.
Yeah, this track we're going to go out is called No Me Dejes, D-E-J-E-S.
It's by La Playa Sextet, Puerto Rican band. Yeah, this track we're gonna go out is called no me dejes de je s is by la playa sextet
Puerto Rican band just good fucking just good summer music energy
Look drop the top down on that convertible. Let your pubic hair transplant just
Welcome to win. This is No Me Dejes by La Playa Sextet.
All right.
We will link off to that in the footnotes.
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