The Daily Zeitgeist - Dakota JohnsTrend 1/20: Dakota Johnson, Steven Crowder, Bronny, Netflix, Gisele, Golden Age Rap

Episode Date: January 20, 2023

In this edition of Dakota JohnsTrend, Jack and Miles discuss Dakota Johnson not giving a fuck, Steven Crowder vs. Ben Shapiro , Bronny James' top college picks, Netflix testing ways become a viable business, Gisele Bundchen "kickin' it" with her Jiu-Jitsu instructor, and the top rap songs turning 30!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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then I think it sort of eases us a little bit. Listen to Let's Talk Offline on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello, the internet, and welcome to this episode of Do-ka-do-ka-do-ka-do. Dakota

John's Trend. I'm sick. Oh, Decatur Johnson. I have the one test I have for when I'm sick is if I spit in the toilet and it sinks to the bottom. That's when I know I'm sick. And I got it today, baby. You got that heavy luge? The heavy luge.

We're heavy luging it up. It's a whole new level. Look, we're barely hanging on, folks. This is what my voice sounds like now for the foreseeable future. I am Jack. That is Miles. Yep. And these are some things that are trending.

Dakota John's trending because Dakota Johnson continues to not give a fuck. Yeah. This is the good thing about Nepo babies. Mm-hmm. This is the good thing about Nepo babies. They have acquired, through just always being around this shit their whole life, they have acquired a level of institutional comfort. They take it for granted that they're famous and successful,

and therefore they just don't give a fuck. Yeah. There's no such thing as rocking the boat when you're in that deep you're like nah man i i'm just talking what are you talking about there's no repercussions so last november marked the third anniversary of dakota johnson uh calling ellen on her bullshit oh yeah which is like he didn't invite me to your party is that wasn't that what it was yeah actually ellen that's not true um she just basically was like your cute little like snipey flirtatious fun banter is actually fucking annoying to me actually no that's not the truth ellen is what she said um and then she was like and then and then she just explained i mean it was very basic but she was just like you keep talking about like

how i didn't invite you and how you have this little grudge against me and i did invite you but it allowed everybody to be like and another thing ell Ellen, you asshole. Was that, I think, the beginning? No, the Ellen boat's been on shaky ground for a minute. But it's always interesting, man. It's always interesting. There are these celebrities who you hear rumors about. You know somebody, some reporter is like chasing them down. But it always takes like a weirdly long amount of time where it's just

people talking behind the scenes and then eventually it's like oh yeah all that shit you heard was true uh five years later um so what's what's dakota taking off the spice rack this this time she's trending because she's just saying some spicy shit about uh army hammer that's not spicy it's not really that spicy it's actually uh, army hammer. That's not spicy. It's not really that spicy. It's actually, I don't, I'm surprised to get the pickup that it did.

Um, but I, I just think people, we have a cannibalism shaped hole in our brain that we need to fill with cannibalism stories. And so army hammer, like, so she was doing an interview.

She remarked that she was up to be in, call me by your name. Uh, and then they were like, Oh really? And she was like, yeah, I was up for the role of the peach.

Thank God. I didn't get it though, because then I would have been another woman that army hammer tried to eat. And then she screamed bang and then blew on her fingertips. Yeah. Who else wants some now who else want to fuck with hollywood coke again not hollywood court not hollywood but the drug dealer i created which was hollywood coke uh but anyway yeah yeah uh okay then i get how i mean that's how

all entertainment journalists would write about it because they're like probably looking at her publicist as you said like oh yeah we good or we gotta strike that they're like let her cook let her cook what else you gotta say she got something to say about luca the director so they also said uh she also said who knew that cannibalism was so popular oh like because the what in response to the movie being being a, I guess? Bones and all. Did Bones and all hit? It also, this story allowed us to look into the theory that a lot of people had. So, Armie Hammer, star of Call Me By Your Name, and then that director's blank check project.

Like, Call Me By Your Name was a huge hit and like people were basically like make make whatever you want and uh he made bones and all a cannibalism story around the time that army hammer was it was like you know six months after army hammer was exposed as being a predator with cannibal leanings but the timing like never made sense that right oh that people are like he's making this because of yeah army yeah uh got it and i mean unless guadagino knew about army hammer before the rest of us but people are saying uh that it was or his response to that was, it was,

it was to be directed by my great colleague, Antonio Campos, but he decided not to go for it. That's when they gave me the script, any correlation with this kind of innuendo and silliness is preposterous, but we do preposterous silliness. So yeah, that's what we're here for.

Why not? Yeah. Keep shooting them, Dakota. Keep firing them off. Why not? Yeah. Keep shooting them, Dakota. Keep firing them off. You know? Yeah. Bang,

bang, uh, civil war between Shapiro and Crowder. I guess I missed this when y'all talked about it. Yeah. So if you haven't listened in today's episode, the short of it is Steven Crowder. Who's like a right wing dirt bag guy.

Who's got a huge online presence. He was approached by the daily wire, which is Ben Shapiro's company to basically be like be like hey come to the death row of fucking hate content sign with us and he said no and he laughed off a 50 million four-year contract that was a four-day work week with four weeks off and basically took issue with the fact that there were conditions to you know being like if you're deplatformed, like you can't get paid because that's how it works. You have to monetize.

Anyway, I'm not here to explain that to him. So this thing has gone on even more. Some people are starting to imply that maybe this was like a campaign, outrage campaign that he had been orchestrating since last month because he had supposedly registered a domain called stop big con as he referenced in his video as he's saying big conservative content uh is like you know in bed with big tech and whatever uh and it sounds like with the timing of it it would have been well into the negotiations he was having with the daily wire so it's like a little bit you know a sloppy but we love sloppy

over here right um right now that there's like all kinds of response videos going out like tim pool is like has candace owens on his show they're all talking shit candace owens is saying like this is a bitch move from stephen crowder and i want to play like it's gotten to this point where like this is what you know like a like a diss track would be, I guess, handled in the conservative take a sphere basically, because you got his video. Now other people are clapping back with their singles. And now I want to play this clip from Jeremy boring, a fantastic name for the CEO of the daily wire, who is basically being like, Oh, really fool. Like you actually aren't that cool because there's nothing independent about you because that's a big thing you've been saying.

Oh, I can't be bot or I'm independent. But here's the thing. He's like, let me tell you a little something about Steven Crowder. You know, he talks in his video about being one of the only true independent conservative voices. And I find that incredibly offensive. You know, Steven, the whole time I've known him, has worked for someone else, has been paid by someone else. That doesn't mean other people tell him what to say.

He's a very independent voice, and that's good. So is Matt Walsh. So is Candace Owens. So is Ben Shapiro. So is Michael Knowles. So is – Okay, yeah, yeah. But Stephen, as much or more than any of them, a very independent voice.

But he's not exactly a self-made man. That's not true. He was paid by PJTV when I met him, which was owned by a billionaire at the time. Then he was paid by CRTV for a number of years, which was owned by a billionaire at the time. Then he was paid by The Blaze, which was subsidized by a billionaire.

Yeah, all your shit is subsidized by billionaires. Which is so wild. Are you telling me? Did you just find out that your whole shit is a racket that is funded by billionaires and that you're not talented and that your whole shit is a racket that is funded by billionaires and that like you're not talented and that the whole thing is just what rich people want the daily wire is actually funded by a consortium of millionaires and that is what's different about what about

our shell humans for billionaires it's just a fucking war of takes happening over there um and again you love to see it because they're just i'm like learning so much uh but also i'm spending as little time without having to hear or see these people as much as i had to yeah yeah but i mean for people who don't know all these dipshits are like picked out the second they're willing to like say anything for money yeah anything for money like you know hateful conservative shit and they're like young and can use words good they get picked out by billionaires and they're a cause that like somebody very rich is paying for like they don't get where they are because they're just like telling it like it is and smart and shit you're useful

you're willing to debase yourself in service of oligarchy or white supremacy or whatever so they're like yeah yeah they probably don't view it as that like they're probably not being told what to say it's just that like the rich billionaires pick them out and fund them based on the fact that the thing they're saying is helping them be a billionaire yeah but it's anyway it's just so funny when he's like you ain't no you a cap man it's so funny that he was like look at this 50 million dollar contract it's outrageous right like he thought everyone was gonna go with him on that he said he well apparently he thought he was worth 30 a year so he thought he should be getting 120 million dollar contract but he thought that was gonna like cause populist outrage you dumb motherfucker everything switched up on him when all his fans found out what the money was because he wasn't talking money in his first video he's

like they offered me a deal it just didn't make sense it felt like enslavement and then people were like hold on 50 million dollars you fucking weirdo the thing you're calling enslavement is an amount of money you should be ashamed of for even like countenancing like getting paid you dumb soulless piece of shit this guy doesn't even know how capitalism works but anyway this is their

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the number 26 pick right now they say the 26 ranked uh ranked player his age group so he's looking at usc ohio state and oregon as the leaders yep but they're apparently like for the people commenting on the story they said those are not considered his finalists there could be a dark horse university that comes into the picture but i think one thing is fairly certain to us and anybody who is writing about this is that he he will definitely go to a nike school like that's just there's no other way around that um you know he's already has a deal with nike like you know an nil deal with them so yeah it'll probably be one of those uh maybe other people have said maybe duke because lebron was such a fan of mike shishefsky but mike shishefsky is not coaching

anymore and plus they're not doing the same so that might not make as much sense apparently lebron has very strong feelings about ohio state uh that's the home because that's where he grew up yeah and so people are like well there's like each school offers lebron something sc's close to literal home at the moment if lebron is staying in los angeles uh ohio state allows him to like kind of go back to like the ohio you know ohio roots thing and then they're like and oregon is the strongest connection with nike i'm like well i don't know if that fucking matters but i mean that is the ohio state wait which ohio state university the oh the ohio state university yeah yeah that's a for non-sports fans that's what all

their players say when they announce where they came from i went to the ohio state university exactly he went to miami university of ohio netflix is coming for the shared passwords they've been promising this for a while but they just did a q4 earnings report and you know they were on with their Wall Street homies who are think it's like cool to fire people and shit on the consumers who pay you and so they were like and by the way

we're getting rid of these fucking shared passwords they're going down assholes so I mean I get why they need to do it but I just can't wait to see how they fuck this up and alienate their user base. Yeah, I totally empathize. I think a lot of us do too, because that ad supported tier absolutely shit the bed.

Like nobody using it. So they took a big swing on that. And I think because that it was like, no, from the consumers, they're like, well, then we're coming for your fucking passwords. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And they're going to like when they tried to do it and they like test rolled some of it out in, I think, some South and Central American countries.

And the reports from those tests were it fucking sucks. It's bad. Look, consumers get smarter. You know what i mean yeah so if anything you're just going to start seeing like a proliferation of people just uploading exclusive netflix shows to like their plex server and then everyone just goes to that and then the pirates are going to win or not i don't know you know allegedly we have a new person to like i don't know there's that jay-z lyric about like in the future picturing your son throwing the

football with russell westbrook like about uh futures kids russell wilson or russell wilson yeah and uh god russell wilson have you ever watched videos of russell wilson yeah yeah oh my god he is the least interesting man on the planet he is such a dork um he's like an he looks like an algorithm yeah i don't know how that makes sense but that's his vibe his algorithm he looks he seems like he's malfunctioning at all times too like just his attempts to be cool or do anything authentic on social media are wild um there's like this one long dance video that oh man oh i saw that or i saw part of it where i was like oh please get me out of here hard to watch hard watch anyways we got a new one uh the jujitsu instructor the family jujitsu instructor is the

new person you got to be watching out for not just not just Russell Wilson throwing the ball with your kids it's the Jits mob they're coming for you so we talked about how when Giselle and Tom Brady split that there was rumors that she was kicking it like you know with the Jiu Jitsu instructor and people were like you know he's been like a refuge and like there's a lot of trust between them now there's like pictures

of them in like Costa Rica and like they're on a jog and shit and they're like what's going on and again they're like the fuck and shit and they're like what's going on again they're like the fuck is going on here like she's with the jujitsu guy right this guy like joaquin valenci i don't know if he's i don't know if he's brazilian also which may factor in uh but she's brazilian yeah and i don't and which would be an interesting way yeah i mean there's i mean bjj yeah brazilian jujitsu is definitely its own thing. You know what's not Brazilian? It's like an NFL football.

Tom Brady. That shit is whack and only American. Oh, I wonder if she's like, yeah, you know, he just, Tom just has no honey in his hips. You know what I mean? He's touchdown Tommy. I need someone with a little bit of ginga, you know, as we say in Brazil, some, some, some, that X factor that we like to tap into but anyway uh you know one of the insiders has said gisela doors and trusts valenci and has been spending a lot of time with him but i don't think it's a traditional dating scenario which means they're dating like

yeah so there's nothing going on here they simply have a quote quote, deep personal relationship. And he is a teacher to her and the kids. Oh, Tom, no. Tom, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. But if you step to this guy, he's going to have you in his guard so quick. And you're going to act like you just told him you walked out of fucking anger management, fam. So he's going to be like, oh, you're a tough guy, huh? Okay, let me come over here, chum.

I got something for you, Mr. Bragey. Bragey. Chum. That Portuguese accent. You know, chum Bragey. And that quote, whether it goes on to say whether or not it will ever become more than that, rests on the table.

So that's a really noncommittal way of saying it. That's a quote from him. That sounds like a jujitsu instructor talking about wrestling. Yeah, I'm the teacher to her. I'm a teacher to her and the kids. Like, ugh. It's like a very sensual quote describing whether or not they're fucking, you know? Yeah.

I also found out what was the type of fat that people are speculating Tom Brady had. Bucal fat. That cheek fat. Yeah. Yeah. Removed. There was a really funny tweet with someone he's like uh we don't call that buccal fat around here we call that guanciale uh which is like italian like pork jowl meat used to cook oh really that was more of a foodie joke guanciale we call that

guanciale but yeah some people so people are speculating because he's very thin. I think because he is on... Do people realize how restrictive TB12 is? No. No. TB12 considers tomatoes a junk food. Yes. Tomato.

Like, just raw tomatoes. That's not... You're not... That's too inflammatory. Like, there's so much shit you can't eat. It's too much. And now he looks like handsome Squidward having a midlife crisis. Yeah.

And it is wild to see, like when he came into the league, he was just like, he looked like a football player and now he looks, yeah. Now he's a guy where the Jitz mob took off with his wife and kids. He looks like a character from A Nightmare Before Christmas. You know? He's got Jack Skellington vibes. And it's good. Hey, he's still

a handsome dude. He was handsome before, too. It's all good. That's why I feel comfortable making fun of his changing appearance. It's not like it's like, look at this ugly you know he's he's still a an icon it's just uh what do you think you act like he's listening to this shit i just tom it's all right man like don't don't be mad at me just take a look in the mirror

you know all right get to the next one so we can feel older okay uh and finally uh somebody issued And finally Somebody issued a list of the top Rap songs turning 30 this year It's Oh Jack I know them all I know them all these songs that are turning 30 Okay First one

What if I say That's the sound of the police Yeah that's KRS-One Sound of the police How about this one? Bum, bum, bum, bum. Bik, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap. Bum, bum.

That's Slam by Onyx. Oh, okay. I didn't get that one, but I do know that song. Lords of the Underground. Chief Rocker, come on, Chief Rocker. Chief Rocker's about to be 30. Shoop, shoop, ba-doop.

Wow. Salt-N-Pepa Shoop about to be 30. Shoop, shoot. Wow. About to be 30. Here I go again. This is how I, this is how we chill from 93 till die. The seven digits call a Bridget. Yeah. Souls of mischief,

93 till infinity, which makes sense. It's 1993, but still had to put that in my mind. Um, uh, fool, you know how we do it.

Ice cube. Okay. And what about, Hey fool, don't you know I'm loco, loco, fool, you know how we do it. Ice Cube. Okay. And what about, hey fool, don't you know I'm loco, loco. Boom, dum, boom. Insane in the brain. Also. Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba. Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba.

U-N-I-T-Y. Gotta let them know. You ain't a, you a. That's how I remember on the radio it was who are you calling up you ain't up you up we're like what uh then uh naughty by nature hip-hop hooray diggable planets where i'm from keep your head up by tupac outcast players ball snoop dog so some of these seem real old like the cypress hill one for some reason i think maybe because like my friends at the time were into the cypress hill one like right away like the second

that came out they were like oh we smoke weed too right exactly yeah uh murder number four i got i think i had that kiss single if not i had the cassette album of murder was the case that they gave me that's when i was like who's calvin brodus like the video because i had that like tombstone and i was like that's his that's when i was like rappers can have like really dorky ass names oh no and then when i learned about o'shea jackson o'shea jackson i was like no yeah i can't believe shoop and Murder Was The Case came out in the same year. Also, Award Tour. Try.

Wow. And then one of our favorites. Keep bouncing. Yeah. Cash rules everything around me. I mean, we got to get that money. Dollar dollar bill, y'all. Oh, my God.

Wait, when did we? That's so funny jack i remember when we were talking about the 25th anniversary of 36 chambers on this show yeah now we're five years and we're talking 30 years oh my god miles we just carbon date ourselves using my voice just use carpet like i'm fucking dead. Just use 30. Look, cut us in half like the rings on a tree and just hold up the 36 chambers next to our bleeding body and you'll know how old we are. All right. Those are some of the things that are trending on this Friday afternoon.

We're back on Monday with the whole last episode of the show. Be kind to each other. Be kind to yourselves. Get the vaccine. Don't do nothing about white supremacy. And we will talk to y'all on Monday. Bye. Bye.

I'm Jess Casavetto, executive producer of the hit Netflix documentary series, Dancing for the Devil, the 7M TikTok cult. And I'm Clea Gray, former member of Season 4 of the 7M TikTok Cult. I have followed on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Keri Champion, and this is season four of Naked Sports. Up first, I explore the making of a rivalry, Kaitlyn Clark versus Angel Reese. Every great player needs a foil. I know I'll go down in history. People are talking about women's basketball just because of one single game. Clark and Reese have changed the way we consume women's sports. Listen to the making of a rivalry, Caitlin Clark versus Angel Reese on the I heart radio app,

Apple podcast, or wherever you get your podcast presented by capital one founding partner of I heart women's sports. Hey, I'm Gianna Prudente and I'm Jermaine Jackson Gadsden. We're the hosts of let's talk offline from LinkedIn news and I heart podcasts. There's a lot to figure out when you're just starting your career. That's where we come in.

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