The Daily Zeitgeist - Dew Conspiracies, Radioactive Wasps (The Insect Kind) 08.05.25
Episode Date: August 5, 2025In episode 1908, Jack and guest co-host Andrew Ti are joined by comedian and producer of the monthly Facial Recognition Comedy show, Pallavi Gunalan, to discuss… Texas Democrats Leave The ...State To Deny Texas Republicans A Quorum For Their Gerrymandering Plan, Smithsonian Takes Down Trump Impeachment Exhibit... Then Says It Will Put It Back Up After Public Pressure, Elon Musk Continues To Be A Weird Freak About Women, Radioactive Wasps, Why Are There So Many Mountain Dew Conspiracy Theories? And more! Texas Democrats decamp to Illinois to deny Republicans a quorum on redistricting Trump wants 5-seat pickup from redraw of Texas congressional map Smithsonian Takes Down Trump Impeachment Exhibit... Then Says It Will Put It Back Up After Public Pressure Trump Administration: "RESTORING TRUTH AND SANITY TO AMERICAN HISTORY" Top Trump Aide Shares Ominous Post About ‘Indefinite’ Presidential Terms Trump’s Domestic Use of Military Set to Get Worse, Leaked Memo Shows Elon Musk Continues To Be A Weird Freak About Women Radioactive Wasps ‘Hot Wasps’ Found at Nuclear Facility in South Carolina Chilling claim Mountain Dew flavors predicted four deadly US disasters The Mountain Dew Conspiracy Theory That Has Us Second-Guessing Everything Wild Theory Connects New Mountain Dew Flavor to Catastrophic Events There's a mountain dew conspiracy every time they focus on a new flavor a big event happens. A new conspiracy is born and already spreading over Facebook Mountain Dew drink doesn’t prove Maui fires were ‘planned’ Conspiracy Theorists Think the Government Used Lasers to Start Maui Wildfires on Purpose Mtn DEW conspiracy. What are elites doing? What do you think? Is this Predictive Programming? It’s Time for a Mountain Dew Smackdown Don't Believe This Mountain Dew Fertility Myth Mountain Dew Shrinks Testicles Tropical Fantasy Renders Blacks Sterile Rumor Almost Ruins Small Soda Firm : Race relations: A flyer in Harlem said Tropical Fantasy was part of a Ku Klux Klan scheme to ‘make you sterile.’ The firm fought back with the truth--and won back most of its customers. MTN DEW | Your Soul Needs DEW | Lizard Mountain Dew reptilian commercial Pallavi's Piece of Media (Video) LISTEN: Big Bear by Mae MartinSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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that's what like jack i'm assuming having kids like
does that it like refreshes it makes you question how you do things right because like
they're always asking why oh yeah well but like it it makes me reexamine just random stuff like
yeah what does the d and d day stand for or what is the most expensive thing in the world
or what is the sweetest fruit uh that's that's so beautiful
Beautiful.
This feels like a riddle where the answer is love.
I know.
What is the most expensive thing in the world?
Yes.
It's actually the International Space Station.
Your kids are troll under a bridge.
They're like, riddle me this.
Jack.
They call you Jack.
That's your base problem.
It's the International Space Station.
It was supposed to be loved, Dad.
God damn it.
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Hello, the internet, and welcome to season 400.
Episode two of Dernelie's Akeist.
This is a production of iHeartRadio
It's a podcast where you take a deep dive into America
to share consciousness
It is season 400
And in honor of that
And in keeping with our long held tradition
Of whenever there's like a big milestone
We always do something special
Miles has left the country
And I am recording on two hours of sleep
And
Yes a little behind the scenes
Jack if I may
If when you hit a milestone
Miles ain't home.
Hey, and that's what
that is my, that's your
platform to try and replace Miles
on the show. Yeah, that's, that's the, that's my
campaign slogan.
They hit Milestone.
Attack ads for podcast hosts?
Think about it. I feel like this is the next wave.
Think about it. Anyways, happy season
400 to, you know,
all the people, uh, Zitegang
who make the show possible first and foremost,
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the editor.
Super producer Ana Hosnier, who kicked off the show.
Super producer, Catherine Law, who does an amazing job.
Bay, Becca, all the greats.
Shout out to you all for making this possible.
It's been a fun 400 seasons.
Eat my shit, The Simpsons, 400 seasons in your face.
Of course, I can't forget Super Producer, who.
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Truly the sweetest human being in the world
I just like to pretend like I'm mad at him
It is
It's not Friday
It's Tuesday August 5th
2025
It's Friday somewhere
It dog
I read whatever
Still season 400
I still read whatever's on the prompter
My name's Jack O'Brien
A.K. Sleepy Jack the Fire Drill
That's a line from a
Radiohead song, Deep Cut. I didn't have time
to go into the Discord and find the actual
good A-K. Fuck you, Radiohead.
Fuck you, Radiohead.
What the fuck is a sleepy
what does that even mean to Sleepy Jack
the Fire Drill? It's probably like
a UK slang of some sort. Yeah, it's about
Brexit.
They were secretly on board
the whole time. I'm thrilled to be
joined in our second seat by a
hilarious and brilliant producer and TV writer.
You know I'm from the US This Racist podcast.
It's Andrew T.
Oh, my God. I spent my A.k.a. Thinking up time rebooting my cable modem router, other router, cable modem again. So I don't got jack shit. I guess I'm Andrew A.K. Andrew T.A.K. The fucking tech support. Hey, hey. What a fucking. IT support.
Yeah. IT in the house. ITT.I. ITT.I. You're the person who gets the clown in the sewer. Is that it?
Yeah.
Is he the clown?
Is it the cloud?
Or is this a Doctor Who situation?
It's just in it.
Doesn't matter.
The clown is the toll booth?
Yeah.
Wait.
Is it?
I mean, you'd have to assume.
I haven't read the book.
No.
Oh, God, gross.
Wouldn't it be?
Oh, my God, gross.
The idea of reading the book.
What the fuck?
We, Andrew, our guest, read books.
No, dog.
I forgot to tell you.
She was just the character.
That must have been a joke.
I was a sketch.
I was doing a sketch where I was a person who reads in America.
But certainly the it has to refer to the monster in the sewer.
It can't be like.
No, it's the doctor of the monster in the sewer.
Yeah, I'm just wondering if they call it called old Petty Wise it at any point.
Oh, right.
No one tell me.
I don't want to know.
If I was the clown that got misgendered, I'd kill a bunch of kids too.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
I feel like I'm tech.
technically what I am, a clown that gets misgendered.
That's right.
Can't argue with that.
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It's Paula Bolli!
Oh, I thought you were going to say Bill Scarsgaard,
but okay, it's me.
Hello.
How are you guys doing?
I'm good.
I guess it's foster cat.
If anybody wants to adopt it,
it will rip my heart out,
but also it's probably what you should be doing
is fostering cats and not foster failing every pet that I have.
Yeah.
What are the actual odds that this is just your cat now?
I don't want to talk about it.
Well, that's like how a lot of them happen
because, like, there's just no one taking in pets.
and like there's so they're there there's one of the okay now she's uh rubbing her face on the laptop so
the camera's shaking um there's like a bunch of pets that are now in the it's weird to say
they're pets in the foster system but they're in um rescues and shelters because uh people
are getting deported they're literally getting deported and their pets are getting and so it's like
that's fine yeah i guess because their pets have asylum but they don't as human beings like what
the fuck, you know? Right. Jesus Christ. Yeah. So adopt pets, please. Otherwise, everyone who
fosters is just going to have all the pets forever. It is a very sweet girl. They're so cute.
Oh, my God. Is it a boy? It's a girl. She's about like six or seven months. And she's just
like the cuddliest baby. So sweet. Love you, loves a camera. Yeah. She's a star. Put her into your
your films be a stage mom with this cat she's still young she's still got it for hollywood she does
she really does oh she's so cute she's got blue eyes she does love well that's the worst part
but other than that very cute we do not allow that oh yeah she was in the sydney swiney commercial
she's always like i have the best jeans and i'm like come down i know oh my god i got a white dog at one point
and my friends would not let me hear
the end of it.
They were like...
Wow.
They were like, wow, wow, wow, you've changed.
Interracial adoption.
Golden Retriever.
Is it really?
Hmm.
All right.
Pallavi, we're going to get to know you
a little bit better in a moment.
First, we're going to tell the listeners
a couple of things we're talking about.
We're going to check about the Texas
Democrats, they appear to be, like, doing something,
which is noteworthy for...
Interesting.
We're going to talk about the Smithsonian
taking down...
on Trump's impeachment exhibit
and just generally, like, what all is going on there?
Seems like there's like some blinking signs
of like authoritarianism, creeping authoritarianism.
That probably should be fine.
Talk about Elon Musk, his thoughts on women,
which he chose to share over the weekend.
And then in Act 3, we're going to talk about radioactive was.
And we're going to talk about Mountain Dew conspiracy theories.
And those are different stories.
Yeah, somehow.
Barely.
All of that plenty more.
But first, Pallaby, we do like to ask our guest,
what is something from your search history
that's revealing about who you are?
I was looking up,
I was looking up Jay Uso's teeth before and after.
Jay Uso is a W.W.E wrestler,
and it's so weird.
Like, I just keep seeing people with veneers,
and I don't know if he has them.
Roman Raines definitely has them.
It's been SummerSlam.
this weekend, just FYI, for all you WWE heads.
But I just, it just throws me off to see, like, comic book teeth where it's, like,
straight and then there's, like, one little sparkle.
You know what I mean?
I'm just, I'm freaked out by veneers.
Is anybody else freaked out by veneers?
I think we've gone, we've strayed to, I swear I would never say this, we've strayed
too far from the British.
We have strayed too far.
Flew too close to the sun.
Yeah.
Wings of giant white teeth.
And also, like, I get weirded out by, like, how they make, because they shave down your regular teeth.
Yeah, yeah.
You have to sacrifice real teeth for it.
And then I'm like, what if they pop off?
And then you're, it's like apocalyptic and you're just running around with sharpened teeth like, like from the X files.
Like, what?
It just criss me out.
Now, you are now, it feels like there's a new business opportunity, which is like, you know, basically like utility veneers.
So you could pop them out, but pop in, like, the fucking razor blade ones.
Are you talking about dentures?
Oh, utility.
But I'm just saying, I'm just saying, like,
ones with, like, something else on the, on the business end.
On the, so, like, you know?
Yeah.
So explain to me what you're, I need a little more detail.
Like a tiny screw for, like, the bottom of your laptop.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Literally, yeah.
Like, one of them is, like, a hex key.
One of them is like a fill up head.
Yeah.
I'm just saying, like, like, when it's time, when you need some.
I guess the only one I can think of is very sharp ones, but I'm sure more creative people.
My point is, it's not that you've shaved down your teeth into stubs to only hold up, you know, the facsimile of teeth.
You've created a platform on which, you know, anything can be built.
And that's the Silicon Valley mentality I'm bringing to this podcast.
Yeah, we can put Bluetooth in our teeth.
Yeah, there you go.
And that is actually something that's happened to me.
They're actually the government's listening to me with my blue tooth.
That's, I think, a very common psychiatric.
So somebody in having a mental health crisis,
I feel like that's a common thing that they're worried about is the government having implanted something in their teeth.
But all of them still support Elon Musk, like the then diagram.
Yeah.
I will say, I feel like I have been brainwerect.
washed by the whatever the veneer thing is like it just i'm always like it's so weird that like at a
certain point people just like go from having normal teeth to having these giant white smiles
but then when i like after the white smile like the big like gleaming smiles and then i go back
and like look at their normal teeth i'm like oh i'm like that that person shouldn't be allowed on
in movies there's got to be some in between
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
There's going to be like a little in between.
Maybe like a human growth hormone injected into your tiny baby teeth from before.
Something.
Right.
Something where it's like not so fake.
I mean, do you think this is, it feels like to me like a plastic surgery situation.
Like the cheap veneers are the ones that are gleaming white insane.
But secretly super rich people have like veneers that have just enough imperfection that they don't look insane.
Right.
Is that possible?
Polysis tells me no.
I feel like maybe, but also, like, the veneers that I'm seeing are, like, rich people.
You know what I mean?
Like, you think Roman Raines can't afford.
That's true.
But, like, Biden has some of the most obvious veneers,
although he wasn't, like, one of the politicians who made money off of being a politician,
which is why Trump never respected him.
Do you think, but, like, because Roman Raines,
do you think those are his, like, performance veneers?
And it's just, like, when you're in the ring, you do need to pop?
and then he can walk around day to day
with normal looking, I guess not.
I think the years like stay.
I think they're your permanent teeth.
Yes, they're permanent.
They're like glued.
Yeah, they shave your teeth down
and then glue on like permanently.
It's like an inspector gadget situation
where it becomes a part of your body.
And then it changes who you are.
You just become a stalk.
Yeah, the teeth talk for you.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Teeth talk.
It is like a big.
You know, I remember Jamie Loftus talking about people to shout out from the very beginning of the podcast, Jamie Loftus, is obsessed with, like, S&L cast members.
And, like, you can tell, like, that Lauren has been like, okay, you're going to stick around and be a star when they get veneers.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Like a year or two in.
Yeah.
But I do think it's got my ass.
I'm in the clutch of big veneer, unfortunately.
I regret to inform you.
What is something, Pahlavi, that you think, is underrated?
Oh, my God.
Okay.
This is going to be, this is, like, me showing how, like, straight edge I am.
Oh, yeah.
I'm, like, I've been micro-dosing edibles, as in taking tiny, tiny bites of them.
Oh, sure.
Because I have really bad restless leg syndrome.
And so I, like, stay up at night and, like, stay up at night.
and like I'm kicking, nothing's happening, not falling to sleep, walking around, whatever.
And like, edibles have really helped me sleep.
They've, like, helped, like, with the pain because it's like, it's a, it feels like pain
and burning and discomfort.
And for the longest time, I was like, oh, I just got to, like, not have caffeine and I got
to exercise and blah, blah, blah.
And it was still not working.
And then it's like, oh, I got to treat this like it's real pain.
And the edibles have helped.
So I'm like rediscovering.
I've had them before.
obviously, but I'm like rediscovering edibles as like a medicinal, for medicinal use.
You guys heard about this weed stuff?
Have you guys heard about marijuana?
I like how you're like, like self-medicating the dosage using the nibble method.
Tiny, tiny bites.
Tiny bites. This is my new restaurant. Tiny bites of edibles.
So you're not like cutting it into quarters. You're just doing like a little like,
I'm very much like my mother with a recipe. I'm like, and a pinch of
this and a dash of this. Always the best cooks, you know, so why not the best users of
edibles? Yeah. I feel like the best cooks are just like, I just like kind of feel it in my
bones when I've put in enough salt. It feels like my legs are feeling the right texture,
you know? That's right. They're feeling seasoned. Well, congratulations. I'm glad you found
something to help. Yes. Yeah. Make your legs more restful.
It's also like giving my coming from like a brown family like getting on antidepressants took me in like it took me into my 30s and I've had like depression since I was like eight years old. So I think like giving yourself permission to treat your physical ailments as you know like serious things when they're not always outwardly noticeable. It's like a huge thing for like being an adult and taking control of your your life and stuff.
I just wrote this argument into a script that I'm very happy about, or just kind of like formalize this in my head, which was that like, my parents wanted me to be a doctor so much for people who do not believe in Western medicine.
Like, they wanted me to be a doctor, and yet they don't want any actual medical treatment until it's like fucking doctor.
They're just like, psychiatry is not real.
Like, they'll eat fucking herbs instead of seeing like, you know, my dad told me he should.
he got told by the Chinese doctor
he's not allowed to have red foods anymore
and it made me fucking crazy
he's like, get all the lobster out of the house
I'm not even that anymore.
Yeah, literally I think they were
like the doctor secretly was like this motherfucker
eats too much crab, but he just
needed to tell him in a way that he
could believe and so he told him
a magic spell.
And it would be fine if they were magic
spell people, but they're also, you must
be a doctor people. And that's
Maddening. It's actually the red in there that's getting to you. Yeah. I have a joke about
how like every Asian kid is trying to become a doctor just to diagnose our parents with mental
illness, like, officially, just to be like, no, you are severely depressed.
Yeah.
What the doctorate you paid for is telling you that. I won't believe it. I grew up Catholic
and I was told my restless leg syndrome was because my legs have a guilty conscience.
Oh, I thought it was going to be like they're possessed. That's fine.
That's fun. Yeah. You aren't praying enough if your legs are. What the fuck did your legs do? What did your legs have to confess to?
Yeah. I mean, from having all this from being so caked up. Yeah.
What is something you think is overrated?
Okay. I came on here. I came on here. I don't know, like a year ago, a year and a half. And I was like something that.
that's underrated is Roombas.
And you guys were like, no.
No, no, no.
We did not disagree with you.
We just said.
Wait and see.
We said, I was more like hopeful.
I was like, maybe you have a type of,
maybe they've like made improvements that I was unaware.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
Nope, I am, I have a Roomba.
I attempt to use it.
Something goes wrong.
I'm sweeping again.
I'm sweeping again.
Oh my God.
Can I just tell you, especially because you have pets,
That's, you're describing the best case scenario of something going wrong with the Roomba.
Yeah.
Because the worst case scenario is the worst shit you've ever seen, kind of literally.
It's so bad.
If your tracks through a big giant shit.
I always have to monitor it because I don't trust it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Back to the future wheel tracks, except instead of flames, it's dog shit going through.
I mean, literally the amount of, like, the first time, like two times I used the Roomba,
I had to monitor it so close.
that it truly was, it would
literally be less effort to vacuum.
Right. Yeah.
Like, it's just like,
like all tech things,
it doesn't actually save anything,
any, like, effort.
And it probably made a map of your house
that it uploaded to the Roomba Corporation.
It just needs to learn your house and your habits more.
It's really cute that you think I have a house
and not an apartment that's probably bought up
by Black Rock or whatever.
Right. Black Rock already gave them the blueprints.
They have cameras on the walls,
I'm assuming, I don't know.
They're fighting over it.
The Roomba Company versus BlackRock.
They're like, wait.
It's actually how they found Bin Laden.
He had a Roomba and they just, it was scanning.
So the Roomba has not, it still gets stuck under things and it's still like the one brush
keeps sticking and then it does, yeah, it's, it's a lot.
But I'm, I don't know.
I hope that someday there will be some sort of improvement where like I don't feel
Like I have to watch it and I also don't have to change out the parts all the time.
Yeah.
The dust bag.
Why can't it detect the dustbag?
I don't do anything to the dustbag.
It's in the place where it's supposed to be.
Right.
If it can map my house, it can't see that the dustbag is already fucking installed.
At this point, I feel like a dustbag.
Not to be super pessimistic, but the people who own robot companies have not thus far been interested
in actually improving anyone's lives.
It's just a pitch that sounds good in a room, like in Wall Street, right?
Yeah.
Well, this is going to be great.
It's going to mow our lawns for us.
Yeah.
Mow the nation's lawns for it.
Can you imagine?
I mean, the robot that takes out your trash is literally going to be identical to having, like,
the FBI go through your trash every day.
Right.
Yeah, exactly.
That's like living at home with my mom.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm like, she was constantly like,
aware of everything I threw out, everything I did, you know.
That is how they, like, actually study.
Like, that is essentially what archaeology is or whatever the...
Asian moms.
Just digging through people's trash.
That's all it is.
It's a whole science.
Just a bunch of freaks digging through the trash.
That's right.
All right.
Let's take a quick break.
We'll come back.
We'll talk about some news.
We'll be right back.
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Those founding fathers were gossipy AF, and they love to cut each other down.
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Hamilton pauses, and then he says, the greatest man that ever lived was Julius Caesar.
And Jefferson writes in his diary, this proves that Hamilton is for a dictator based on corruption.
My favorite line was what Neil Armstrong said.
It would have been harder to fake it than to do it.
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and I explain those fake headlines like your uncle would,
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Honestly, adults don't ask the right questions.
Now you know with Noah DeBaroso is a show about influence.
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It's not the news.
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The majority of the youth, 18 through 24, say they trust Republicans more than Democrats
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Bring your brain.
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And we're back. And we're back. And all right. Let's talk about Democrats doing a thing,
because this is kind of exciting. The Texas Democrats left the state of Texas so that Republicans
could not get a quorum for their gerrymandering plan. This is the plan that is like very
transparently. I mean, it's just like Trump kind of doing the thing where he like says the
thing out. He's like, just a simple redrawing and we pick up five seats. Wow. Like he just says
like the, we're going to do the cheating part, which is like it is like part of the magic of
Trump is he just like stops trying to lie about that stuff. And it's just like so that's
straightforward. But anyways, it's like, dares someone to like give him a consequence and it
That's what happens.
I just love the fact that for lawmakers to get anything done in the country, they have to fucking leave.
That's my favorite part.
I'm doing more help by leaving.
Yeah, we are celebrating the Democrats for just leaving.
By taking a by Ted cruising on a vacation.
That's right.
Yeah.
So when Ted does it, it's bad, but now these people are doing it.
And everyone's cheering them on.
What the fuck?
But in objection to the undemocratic jerusalem,
They have collectively fled to Illinois, and it appears to be, like, effective.
I don't know.
Like, the degree to which the Republicans are so mad about this.
And by the way, they might just all be, like, in prison by the time you hear this.
But as of right now, the Republicans seem so mad.
Yeah.
It's called the Democrat potential felons.
Potential?
I mean, look.
They've got potential.
Everyone's a potential felon.
What are you talking about?
Come on.
Unless you're an actual felon, like Trump.
That's true.
I mean, I, this is, I will say, like, this is not, like, a going above and beyond.
This is just using a tool of procedure.
Just going to do something.
Yeah, yeah.
This is, you know, let's, this is, like, actually use it, which they haven't been doing.
They haven't even been using the tools at their disposal, whereas Republicans
use many tools beyond
their disposal. So
it's still not like, oh, we're
finally fighting back. They are
finally fighting back. But
they're at least kind of doing something.
I mean, I don't know. Cori Booker's
been yelling a lot, so
Cory Booker is
going above and beyond in his
blood pressure. Yelling.
Yeah.
In his efforts to give me
the douche chills. He is
going above and beyond.
And just, yeah.
I mean, this, yeah, this is the resistance we got, I suppose, but Jesus Christ.
But yeah, I don't know.
They do seem to go above and beyond when it comes to, like, finding ways to ignore the message behind Zeramamani's success.
Yeah.
Everything else.
Well, he's the real enemy, of course.
Right.
Below and behind.
Yeah.
But it is good, it is good that they're doing this.
I guess I should say this is necessary.
but not sufficient in terms of doing something about Trump.
Such a math-ass answer.
Such a proof-based answer.
Yeah.
Well, it is.
It's just like, you don't want to, like, shit on them like, like, I reflexively do,
but it's not nearly enough.
Yeah, yeah.
They do like to take the high road.
They're addicted to taking the high road.
So when they do a thing that's just like, I don't know, maybe this will stop it.
It looks kind of silly, but we don't give a fuck.
Like, that feels refreshing.
in a way that is...
Whenever they take any action that has any
actual repercussions, you're like, wow.
They do stuff that should matter.
Who told them how to do that?
I do just like this quote from House Republican
Representative Cody vouched
defending the initial redistricting
that they're trying to pull off.
He said, this map was politically based
and that's totally legal, totally allowed,
and totally fair. It's totally prudent,
totally right for Texas to be able to respond.
and improve the political performance of his men.
Just like, you can judge the fairness.
Totally, totally, totally.
Totally, totally.
Yeah, you can definitely just take whatever somebody,
when somebody spikes their ethical judgment with seven totalies,
I feel like you're, you can probably take that to the bank.
Cool, cool, cool, cool.
Could I also just say, if, if,
I feel like if any of us wrote the name Cody Voused in a script as,
a clear proxy for the actual devil,
we would be told this is too on the nose.
I know.
I also like that...
A Vastian bargain?
Ah.
Right.
Yeah.
All right.
So there's just been a couple, like,
Trump things where, like,
there's one of his aides was like,
oh, that's so sick that they're doing
indefinite presidential terms in El Salvador.
We should do that here.
Lo, lo, lo, lo.
There's also a,
leaked document showing the New Republic published showing that they're planning to this is just
the start of their domestic use of military like what we saw in L.A. recently. They weren't like,
ooh, we maybe pushed it too far there. They were like, that wasn't a moose bouch. Yeah. And so
just a much lighter but more concrete example of that would be that there is a Smithsonian exhibit
on impeachments that have happened in U.S. history called The Limits of Presidential Power Exhibit.
And it used to be about all the impeachments that have happened to sitting U.S. presidents, including Bill Clinton, Richard Nixon, Andrew Johnson, and Donald Trump.
And one of those has recently been removed for reasons that, well, first I'll let you guys guess which one got removed.
Bill Clinton.
It killed itself.
That's right.
Yeah, there had been a placard that was added that references Trump's impeachment,
but it was removed.
And the Smithsonian's explanation, I don't know,
I'm not going to taint your judgment on this,
but you just tell me.
So they said, the placard, which was meant to be a temporary addition to a 25-year-old exhibition,
did not meet the museum's standards in a paper.
location, timeline, and overall presentation.
It was not consistent with other sections in the exhibit,
and moreover blocked the view of the objects inside its case.
For these reasons, we remove the placard.
We're not asked by any administration or other government
or if it would remove the contact from the exhibit.
So just, I don't know why you're even asking about that.
Yeah.
We did it on our own.
We did this bad idea by ourselves.
Which might be true.
But the Trump administration has been attacking museums and historical parks and just, like, firing people and taking away funding.
Yeah.
So, I don't know.
I haven't, I hadn't heard that.
Wow.
Some people are even saying it's like ideologically motivated some of the stuff they're doing, which is a little crazy.
Jokes on you, we don't have ideas on the right.
Yeah, we don't even know what that is.
We're just full of feelings.
I mean, I think I agree with you that there's definitely a strong chance no one asked.
This is just something that I feel like this is like happening so much, which is just like the people in charge of institutions who are all center right to right wing goons.
Because you just don't get that type of power without being right wing on some of all are just like, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's just do it.
And they decide if you stay open and they also live in Washington.
D.C., which if my
Night at the Museum franchise
knowledge is correct, that's
where Washington, D.C. is where the dang
Smithsonian's at.
That's true.
That was from night at the museum. That's where it's all at.
That's how I live my whole
life, Night at the Museum style
rules. I mean, taking down Trump's stuff,
it feels definitely
plausible that it's just like, ah, why
bother? They're just going to come after us,
like let's just, you know, like everyone.
Like sort of, at
at best hiding their heads in the sand
or cowering in fear?
Question.
Fear?
Does that seem right?
Is that a thing?
Is that a thing people?
Do you know what I mean, though?
I could easily see this not, like,
I could see them telling the truth here,
and yet it still has the same result.
Yeah, I don't know if, like,
anybody explicitly needs to be told, like,
how to follow along with the fascist regime.
Yeah, it's pretty easy.
They might.
Say what you will about fascists.
It's really clear what to do,
most of the time.
Yeah, thanks.
You do the thing that, like, you're told to do in under capitalism, which is like,
be proactive, you know?
Yeah, yeah.
Make decisions ahead of time, you know?
It's like, try and please your boss, your old, the ultimate boss.
Yep.
The furor by doing, doing fun things ahead of time, you know?
I was trying to cosplay as an evangelical and you were right.
That was the correct decision to go.
Sort of the same, same move.
either way.
Yeah.
All right.
We haven't checked in with,
we checked in with Elon Musk with regards to his culinary achievements last week.
But it's been a while since we checked him with like,
how are things like with the ladies?
Yeah.
And Paul,
you found this one.
He shared a post on Twitter about women.
What were the vibes?
Only good.
Only like super normal and chill and like very respectful and whatnot.
You know,
Elon Fives.
I mean, he's probably just reflecting on his, like, how he's interacted with his compound
harem of women or whatever, but he re-shared a post on Twitter.
There was a tweet that said by Morgan N.M.
That said, why do liberal white women hate white people so much?
And then Musk responded with, they've been programmed to do so by their teachers and the media.
So he's like, through learning.
about things, you know, in life.
And I'm like, okay, okay, I'm following along.
Yeah, yeah.
And then there was, then somebody quote tweeted him,
aptly named Dr. Insensitive, said,
insightful, which made me think at first that this was Elon himself,
you know?
It's like a different version of interesting.
No, the writing is too coherent for it to be Elon.
Insightful.
Women are built to be traded to another tribe or captured,
parenthetical and slide seamlessly into their new culture that keeps them safe even though they are physically weak
20 years after they are captured they are the matriarchs who enforce that culture that is why women conform to the dominant culture and thereby amplify that culture in my opinion that is why western women raised in anti-white culture are now amplifying anti-white culture even though they are white they think that keeps them safe and they are correct but only in the short term in the long term they will be forced to remember
remember, they are white. That is so funny. Better, they are reminded of that by white men because
the alternative is not so gentle. White men, you are needed. I love the idea of women like
waking up 20 years after marrying into something and just being like, I'm white. Oh, my God.
Terrifying. How come nobody reminded me? Oh, my God. I do like, every sense they lifted the
character limit for fucking blue is it blue checks only get to write these like
stupid ass manifestos on twitter i don't even know it genuinely is so funny like even when you
write this out loud like how shitty the writing is like shouldn't it hit your ear wrong how
often you say culture and white in this and like wouldn't a curious mind who wants to
communicate simply find a synonym right it's really weird
I think they're just trying to associate white people with culture.
That's why they keep saying those two words over it.
White people have culture.
It's just like the writing is so like tinneered, I guess.
I guess what I mean is it's unsurprising that these are surely the same people that
think chat GPT writing is amazing.
It's also like it's so funny that they're like women are built like a Tesla or
they're optimized.
Yeah.
Also the we're all just cave.
man and cave women ideology is kind of weird coming from someone who like males women he's never met his jizz in the male and has like his entire relationship with them is like through legal contracts that's just survival of the jizzist okay yeah so i don't know always great to hear from him uh and then
Orwin's special, Survival of the JISIS.
Survival of the Jit.
I think that was originally the name of the theory.
And Justin Timberlake came through and was like,
drop the Jizz.
Just make it fittest.
This is going to ruin the tour.
Oh, my God.
I mean, listen, the one thing that is good about Twitter has continually been,
and I guess also Truth Social, is like,
it is really nice to see, like,
Elon Musk is not just not smarter than you.
he's, like, one of the dumbest people that's ever lived.
Wild.
Yeah.
And it really is, like, oh, if you think this is worth saying, like, this, the thing
probably just read is worth saying out loud, you're stupid.
Right.
And it's like, it's a, I mean, yeah, it's just so.
Really interesting point.
Amazing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Watching, watching people like that rediscover talking points from like 500 years ago.
Yeah.
Right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
Human rights.
Genius brain.
You're a, you came up with something a Nazi scientist thought of.
Good for you.
Yeah.
I don't even think they needed to be scientists.
Well, yeah.
I'm sorry.
Some of the PhD in Nazi science.
Oh, right.
The type of science that, uh, no longer exists.
Not the, not the rocket scientists.
America really appreciated their work.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's just, I mean, like, like he's, he's just,
a fucking weird
moron creep and
like he always
has been and now we all know it
and thankfully
I guess the bot situation also makes it nice
because you're like okay there's such a limit
to the number of people that are like this
and yes they are growing but
they have like somehow
conflated the idea that if an idea
if an idea was
like is offensive
then like it is
true and was being suppressed
only because it was offensive.
That must be.
Yeah, it must be true and just like a piece of hidden information.
And I feel like that dynamic is so...
Comedy is legal again, okay?
If you can't spot the logical fallacy in this,
which is that white supremacy is the dominant culture of the globe.
Yes.
So, like, you're just wrong.
Your premise is incorrect.
Right.
So...
Guess what the rest of this is garbage.
So funny that anytime somebody says something is anti-
white. I'm like, sick, I'll be there. Where are we meeting?
Yeah. Where is the anti-white meeting happening? Let's figure it out.
Sounds like everyone's based.
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Yes.
I love this.
Radioactive wasps.
Hot wasps.
So the Department of Energy is out here.
Do it.
These are the jobs that Doge is cutting.
The Department of Energy is cutting.
is out here finding radioactive wasp nests at a decommissioned nuclear facility in South Carolina.
The most surprising part of the story was that the Department of Energy still exists for me.
Like that was the most, I was like, wow, we still got one.
Well, it exists in this way.
I mean, you'd assume there would be some version of it that's like how much oil can we get out of the crowd.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
This is like the animal control section.
Right.
How do we convert oil into a beverage that we?
we can sell to Americans.
That would be in our next section
about Mountain Dew.
That's right.
We'll convert it to the bottles
that contain the beverages,
but what if it was the actual thing
inside the plastic bottles?
But yeah, so a spokesperson
for the Department of Energy said,
the U.S. Department of Energy
is managing the discovery of four wasp nests
with very low levels
of radioactive contamination.
The nests do not pose a health risk
to SRS workers, the community
or the environment.
Yeah, nice try.
Nice try, assholes.
It was like 100,000 DPM, which is significant.
Yeah, what is that?
How much is that?
I'm going to pretend like I know that that's high.
I mean, when I looked, I don't know, I honestly, I have no idea.
But like that plant was making plutonium and tritium during the Cold War.
Yeah, it was like weapons-grade nuclear.
Hell yeah.
weapons of wasp destruction.
There it is.
There it is, Swish.
This episode's over.
This whole show's over.
They found the nest near a tank where nuclear waste was stored.
They were summarily executed with bug spray.
Which is so fucked up.
Like, the amount of, like, superheroes we could have gotten from those wastes.
Yeah.
I, we don't know that they got them all.
Come on through.
I like to think that one escaped and is going to be in the next Marvel.
I will say, I think our brains all think if you get stung by that wasp, it transfers the radiation to you.
Under Trump, that is a valid medical health care plan.
That's like basically bleach in your veins, okay.
It feels like the bigger danger is like if you eat a wasp, right?
You just don't want to.
I always think about that with like dogs because they always look really cute with their chubby cheeks when they like get stung by a bee from the inside.
Yeah.
Is that a thing that happens so often?
Yes.
Look at a dog's bee stings cheeks and they look like got their wisdom teeth out.
It's really cute.
I'm sure it's really scary for them, yeah.
But it is very cute.
Some of them are allergic to stings.
Because B-stings is also like a, you know, a thing that people do to their faces to like, it's like a skincare secret.
What the fuck are we doing?
Are you serious?
Oh, yeah.
I love this.
What is that?
Why did they do that?
I think plumping, I would assume.
It's always plumping.
It's always the plumping.
They seem to have, like, not put a lot of effort to work with environmental biologists
to investigate, like, what the radioactive contamination of living animals looks like.
We don't know how the wasp became contaminated.
We don't know what species of wasp was involved.
We don't know if they stung anybody and that person developed powers that might be cool.
than the wasp from the Antman universe.
Or just, like, as cool.
Maybe that's how veneers came to be.
Yeah.
Why are your teeth glowing in the dark?
That's so crazy.
Radiological waste.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
It's so weird.
What else?
Also, I do, I do kind of, I am sort of curious about the shit.
Wait, was it deep impact?
What's the one where they send Ben Affleck?
What's the one where they send Ben Affleck to drill?
the meteorite. Armageddon.
Armageddon.
Is this a situation where they got
nuclear waste disposal
or a wasp
team and trained them to be...
Did they train the wasp
exterminators to handle
nuclear or did they get...
Nuclear waste people
to learn how to handle wasps.
You don't know your way around the wasp nest, sir.
The TV show Animal Control.
No. This sounds like a beautiful
episode of it. It's like
Like, it's just an animal control group of, like, people trying to deal with animals or whatever on a daily basis.
And then they get called up.
It's a to be a continued episode.
And the second episode is just, like, basically Trinople.
It's like everybody just turns translucent.
I mean, I just, I do think, or my version, the, not my version, to me, the most exciting version is a prickly team where no one gets along of half nuclear waste disposal, half wasp.
Half was.
Oh, oh, I was going to say, okay, okay, go.
Right.
One wasp who's a turn, a turdeme, a turncoat wasp who's leading them to the side.
The nuclear physicists are like standing there watching the wasp exterminators walk up and like the wasp exterminators like roll out of a van with like Budwisers and Mountain Dews like rolling out and they say, we'll never teach these guys.
Yeah. That's an actual line from Armageddon, by the way. They do say because because it's a, you know, space thing and there's the space thing.
and there's the space movie, the right stuff.
Oh, God.
Well, one of them says,
talk about the wrong stuff
as the oil drillers come up.
Oh, my God.
And they have to teach them how to be astronauts instead of.
That's what an insane.
Yes, this is good.
I want to hear about this team.
I feel so bad for,
you're already writing a screenplay.
I feel so bad for bees,
because, like, first of all,
they're not as badass as wasps.
Everybody knows that.
Wasps are, like, scarier for us to run into.
Second of all, they're all dying.
Everybody's like,
Give a bee some water.
And now they don't even get to be radioactive.
I know.
It's very sad.
Give them something.
It's pathetic what's happened to our bees.
They used to be like the urban legend thing.
Like in the 80s, the Africanized killer bees was like how they generated against bees.
Yeah.
They created a racist bee conspiracy that was like going to come.
It was like the hottest way to get people freaked out on local.
was the way local news people said
Africanized.
Yeah, exactly.
They're like, these urban
bees. Yeah, it was
so racist that it was
like, just say what you mean,
dog. Oh my God, that's crazy.
All right, we do have to,
and I am, it's not that
anything's wrong with my voice. I'm just
getting choked up because we are going to now talk
about Mountain Dew.
And conspiracy theories, two things
that are near and dear to my heart. Over the past
few months, there have been a bunch
of online conspiracy theories about
what is being repeatedly
called a chilling online
conspiracy theory.
Hell yeah. Because I guess like...
Easy on the eyes. You like to drink
Mountain Dew, chilled. And also
only chill people drink Mountain Dew.
That's not true at all. All right.
So basically,
people have noticed
that new Mountain Dew flavors
have a tendency to predict
real world disasters. Maui
burst came out and then
the 2023 Maui Wildfires
happened. Star-Spangled
splash hit stores
before the collapse of the Francis Scott
Keybridge in Baltimore
and others,
presumably. I
don't know. Those two, pretty good.
People are like, okay, and then
Code Red came out in when
2001 before
the ultimate Code Red,
9-11?
Okay, and then
Baja blasted? Anybody talking
about that.
So this one's, this is where we, I think the way they're doing this is that like they're
not actually talking about things that came out like around the same time.
By the way, my dad is on the other side of the wall just blasting a hose into, if you can hear
that.
I fucking love the Jersey Shore.
It's the Jersey Shore.
Just blasting hoses.
So Baja blast, interestingly, you might remember when a, oh wait, that actually is a thing.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I remember when a hurricane hit the Baja coast of California, not too long ago.
It was a once in, once every 170 years phenomenon.
And it couldn't be climate change that was causing that.
It must be a global weather conspiracy launched by the good people of PepsiCo.
The theory is that Baja Blast was predicting that.
But like Baja Blast has been around for so many years.
Yeah.
Not 170, though, dude, if you look at the timeline and you shrink it, okay?
On a geological scale, Baja Bless is pretty new.
It's been closer than ever.
I love, I guess what?
I love conspiracy theories that posit immense power being used and talked about in this specific way.
Right.
Because it's like, if you could change the weather.
why the fuck would you care
about telling everyone via a mountain dew?
You should just tell the world
that you rule the world now
because you can control weather.
You're not fun at all.
Right, right.
But just the time it would take
to develop all these cryptograms.
Have you ever tried to write a puzzle?
It's really hard.
So, like, this is so much effort
being put into these little Easter eggs
for why.
But I could a thousand percent see Lex Luthor doing this.
Do you know what I mean?
Like it's fucking evil nerd shit.
Yes.
You know what?
Lex Luthor.
I'm in.
I'm in on this one.
It is like wildly entertaining.
I'm glad that I can focus group test it because I was like,
does this just appeal to me because I like Mountain Dew on conspiracy theories?
But like these are good conspiracy theories.
It's like the monster energy drink.
Do you remember that video of that woman?
being like, monster energy drink
is like, there's all these signs
from the devil. And like, it's like a really
famous video of her talking about
how, like, the symbols of it
or numerology or whatever the fuck.
Because just imagine
from the other side, imagine being on
the Illuminati committee
for creating little puzzles for
the dumbest TikTokers in the world to
figure out. Like,
why? Do you,
are you in touch? Is it,
are you part of the marketing department? Are you in
touch with the weather control people.
I guess I'm writing this movie.
The theory is that, like, you have one person who's on the board at the Illuminati
who, like, gets a weird, like, perverse pleasure from, like, teasing people with it and
wants to draw attention to it.
The department of funny little games.
It's like the, it's a Nepo baby.
It's a Nepo-Aluminati baby.
You're right.
You're right.
It's Barron Trump.
It's Alex Luther, the second.
Yeah.
I mean, long history of Mountain Dew conspiracy theories, obviously the yellow dye,
which I didn't even know that was a conspiracy theory.
I had just like kind of taken that at face value as a hazard of, you know, like, yeah, man,
but I still got the love of the game.
Can't scare me away.
There's also like some in the 90s that specifically said tropical fantasy Mountain Dew
was laced with.
the secret ingredient that would cause sterility
and black men
and bottled by the KKK.
And there were like flyers printed up
and like spread around cities about that.
And then people were like,
damn, Coke is really going above and beyond
with their marketing efforts.
But why does every conspiracy theory
have to involve black people?
Like the Africanization of the wasps
or whatever the fly.
Just leave them out of it.
Africanized mountain dew fantasy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, the reason these all line up is because Mondeu is targeted towards young men,
and so all of their, like, flavor ideas have some sort of aggressive bent to them, right?
Yes.
And that's why I correspond, you can contort it to fit with any disaster.
And they are also, your bursts, your blasts, et cetera.
And the insane clown posse drinks are related to socialism.
In this lecture, I will have to say, as a Michigan person who actually has
had more fago red pop than
anyone needs to know about
I fucking love
I love I love like
latching yourself to a niche
regional brand
that's Mountain Dew bullshit
fucking faco
Red pop
I mean to a certain extent
Mountain Dew
like one of the reasons
this persists is that Mountain Dew
actually like
like there's a tweet
at Mountain Dew
what's your favorite Mountain Dew
conspiracy theory?
Yeah
yeah yeah
I guess Mountain Dew is a region
brand if you consider Twitch like its own sovereign area, which it probably is.
Yeah, that makes sense.
By the way, do DEW directed energy weapons.
I don't want to, I'm not going to, you know, connect all the dots for you, do your own research.
Listen to trending yesterday for how much we love a weird acronym.
That's right.
They hit it in the acronym.
It was there all along.
Gave you all the clues, Mr. Policeman.
Caloos.
All the caloos.
Hey, look, I got a lot of tables.
They've got, like, a lot of trippy commercials, too, which other way that they're, like,
there's a commercial where a Mountain Dew drinker looks in a mirror and discovers that
they're secretly a lizard person.
Yeah.
That's fine.
They know what they're up to.
Lean in, marketers.
We love you.
They start.
Now this is the beginning of them, like, actually causing human, like, disasters across
the world because they're like, it's working.
They love it.
I don't care if it was an accident before.
If we're going to take down Sears Tower or something.
I mean, it's like if you're going to do this,
it is just like, name your suite of Mountain Dew products,
like one for each, like, major region of the world.
Yeah.
Right.
And then append like a plausibly deniable disaster thing to it.
Coming up, Mountain Dew, Florida sinks.
Yeah.
What?
It tastes like it was brewed in a sink in Florida.
Why does this have a picture of Anderson Cooper in the rain?
Well, Paula, it's such a pleasure having you, as always, on the Daily Zykegeist.
Where can people find you, follow you, hear you, all that good stuff?
You can find me at Paula Vigan-L-A-V-I-V-I-G-U-N-A-L-N-A-N everywhere.
I do have the monthly comedy show, facial recognition,
at the comedy store. I'm also like accidentally on an improv team at the pack theater now.
Hey. Go check that out. How did that happen? I don't. It's a whole thing. My whole team was
supposed to audition that I'm the only one that ended up on a team out of my old team. It's a it's a whole thing.
And then also I'll be opening up for Mohanad el-sheki in southern California coming up in a couple in a few weeks. I think the 19th
through the 21st.
He has some shows.
And then, yeah, I'm just going to be bobbing around doing shows,
trying to sell tickets, you know,
getting accumulating credit card debt like the rest of my peers.
So, come through.
Come through.
Is there a work of media that you've been enjoying?
Okay, every time I looked disconnected during this episode,
I've been trying to find that TikTok where it's like three guys
pretending to be tech bros and they're touching grass and it's just
inspiring them to make, like, more dystopian tech shit.
Have you guys seen that?
They're like, this should be blue about the grass.
Yeah, I have it.
I have it right here.
Oh, my God.
We will link off to it in the footnotes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Very funny.
Footnotes.
Yeah, that is a great video.
Imagine this shit streamlined.
It's like what I, like, because tech guys do use psychedelics.
Yeah.
And these are their conclusions that they come to.
That look at Earth and just say, what if instead of,
like a business that already existed, what if we did it through an app and then went to literally
the same business back? That's right. They're like, what if we, what if we were the middleman
just throttling the necks of these people's bank accounts? I cannot download another app. I can't do
it. I'm fucking old. Stop making me download apps. I think it's from at Ethan Mead forever on TikTok.
We will share it in the footnotes. Andrew, such a pleasure having you. Thank you for having me.
Where can people find you, follow you, all that good stuff?
I'll be, number one.
I think I'm back tomorrow, if I recall it correctly.
But, yo is this racist is my podcast.
I don't know.
I'm trying to write some fucking movies.
So hopefully look for those in four years or whatever the fuck.
Yeah.
Yo's this racist.
There it is.
All right.
Oh, and is there where comedia you've been enjoying?
Comedian and actor, May Martin, has a,
music album out called I
Am a TV and it is
great.
Yeah, I would suggest
getting on that. I've been listening
to it all week. It's really, it's really
quite good. Is it
a comedic or is it just like a good album?
Sorry, it's music. It's pure music.
It is not joky. It's not joke songs.
Right. Yeah, yeah. I guess I ultimately
will say I don't like it when people are talented
at more than one thing. I know. And like in
different ways. Yeah.
But like very talented. Like successful in
Multiple fields.
Yeah.
I don't know if you're,
it's one of those things where, like,
because May's voice is like,
I didn't think very distinctive,
but when you hear them singing,
it is really like,
oh, yeah, this is great.
Yeah, well, well,
that sounds great.
You can find me on Twitter
at Jack underscore O'Brien
and on Blue Sky at Jack OB,
the number one.
Work of media I've been enjoying.
So last week,
I had a bombshell recommendation,
this movie,
Hereditary.
I still haven't seen it
I still haven't seen it
I just know there's a girl from it
And Pahlavi, I was once like you
Wow
And it's just a
Kate can't recommend it enough
Really
I really enjoyed it
Sorry, it's very enjoyable
It's one of those movies that's good
It's good
But I also understand not recommending
It's very unpleasant
Very unpleasant
So anyways
I watched Mid-Somar
this last week, which I hadn't seen.
And also, I'm going to recommend that one.
Another hot one off the, I like to find out about things.
Can I say something that is ingrained in anti-white culture?
There are some movies I look in.
I'm like, too white.
And I'm like, I just don't sit through three hours of the whitest people whitening.
This is why I didn't watch Oppenheimer.
I was just like, I didn't watch Oppenheimer either for the same reason.
I have a hard limit to the white prestige Oscar movie every year.
And I'm just like, I don't think you're going to do this.
Yes.
I understand it's good.
Yeah, I heard it's good.
I'm friends with someone who's in it.
But I could, I'm like having white people comment on the horrors they've done for three hours.
I just don't feel like it.
I can't.
Yeah.
You guys, he felt bad.
There are scenes in it where he feels bad.
That actually makes sense.
I like that now.
Does he cry at all?
No, I actually know.
He didn't feel bad enough to cry.
It just seems like vaguely freaked out by the whole thing.
That's just Killian Murphy.
That's Killian Murphy on any given day.
That's just his face.
It just seems like it's like six white guys smoking cigarettes around a chalkboard.
And I already watched Mad Men.
I've already seen Mad Men.
So why?
It's the same thing, right?
Kind of.
Yeah.
That is correct.
You have absolutely gotten it.
it is time for me to
Super Producer is saying it's time
for me to move on to Bo's Afraid,
which I've heard is a real...
Like, the first two are similar
formulaically
in a way that I thought worked.
Oh, this is a Joaquin like.
No, they're all Ariester.
Ariaster.
Ariaster.
His new movie, I still haven't seen...
Oh, his like, code name
or what is it called?
Eddington.
Eddington.
Oh, no, no, no, no, wait, wait.
No, no, these are all, we're just going down the chronology of Ariaster.
But Eddington is his new movie.
I haven't seen it yet.
I did ask my, you know, my friend who'd seen it,
does it have the trademark Ariaster very unpleasant violence part?
And apparently it kind of doesn't.
Oh, wow.
Which is weird.
It's kind of unnerving to think about.
Yeah, I just wanted to see some horrible, horrible shit.
Anyways, I'm here to recommend.
things very late, so it's like kind of a useless
recommendation, and also recommend things
that have very unpleasant moments
that will make you be like, oh, what the fuck is this
guy's problem? Do we talk about Bring Her
Back? Wait, I haven't seen
that, but I heard it's good.
Bring her back. I think it's one of those
movies that's good that contains
I mean, I'm not a huge horror movie
person, but it literally contains
the single worst thing I've ever seen
on. Yeah. Okay, well then you
haven't seen Terror Fyre 3.
No, no.
I've seen shit like that.
It's not, in that, it's not campy.
It's just the worst thing I've ever seen.
Oh, man.
I don't, I don't, I don't think of that bad.
I am into horror, but, like, lately, because the world is horror,
I've been having a harder time, like, watching.
I become, like, the girl who needs her boyfriend to watch a horror movie
because I'm so unsettled.
So I'm like, someone needs to be in the room with me that knows what's happening.
happening in the movie that I can just, like, hide in.
I will say, bring her back also, it's kind of not exactly a horror.
It's kind of a supernatural thriller.
It's not like a jump scares movie.
It's just very matter of factly, this possessed kid does just the worst thing I've ever seen.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
And you see the exercise.
Wait.
Do you mean, like, leaving in the middle of a comedy show?
They wouldn't.
Hey.
Never.
I already did.
my time, I'm out.
Did he run the light?
That's crazy.
All right.
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You can go to the description of the episode where you're listening to it.
And underneath the show description, you will find the footnotes where we link off to the information that we talked about in today's episode.
We also link off to a song that we think you might enjoy.
And with Miles out, Andrew, sounds like you've been listening to some music.
Is there a song that you think people might?
might enjoy?
I mean, I think my favorite song from this May Martin album, I Am a TV, is called Big Bear.
It's just got very weird, charming lyrics in it that I enjoyed.
And the album, I guess, is sort of like alt country, queer alt country-ish sort of vibes.
That might be inaccurate.
I just don't know music that well.
But, yeah, this song, Big Bear.
This is a rap album.
Yeah, that's the.
queer part. Yeah. All right. We will link off to that in the footnotes. The Daily
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