The Daily Zeitgeist - DJ Vance's Panama Playlist, Rod Stewart's AI "Tribute" 08.06.25

Episode Date: August 6, 2025

In episode 1909, Jack and and guest co-host Andrew Ti are joined by stand-up comedian, Marcella Arguello, to discuss… The Panama Playlists Have Leaked And They Suuuck, Ghislaine Maxwell Moved to Cushy Prison, Engineered Anti-Mamdani Headlines, Naked Maps, Rod Stewart Uses AI To Pay “Tribute” To Ozzy Osbourne and more! The Panama Playlists Have Leaked And They Suuuck JD Vance’s Leaked Spotify Playlist Is Bafflingly Full of Gay Anthems Ghislaine Maxwell Moved to Cushy Prison Engineered Anti-Mamdani Headlines Is the New York Times trying to wreck Zohran Mamdani’s mayoral bid? Mamdani backs away from ‘out of step’ defund the police posts Naked Maps Rod Stewart Uses AI To Pay “Tribute” To Ozzy Osbourne LISTEN: Ya Feel Me by Larry June, Cardo Got Wings, E-40See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

They made guns very hard not to twirl on your finger. For that being a thing that can kill you so easily, they really made it hard not to, shouldn't have a little loop there that's like, not for spinning, but. But in their defense is what we're doing all day, in their defense. In the defense of the gun manufacturers.

Yeah, when they first made guns, they weren't automatic like that, like instant you know like you have to fucking fill it up and do what they did that's right back when i first got my first gun you had to fill it up pack it down bite something for some fucking reason was that what the bullet was that's where the gunpowder was in the little thing i think they were biting open a gunpowder package so they were like sticking a little ball down there they thought that was going to be the the thing that moved to the most direct imagine dying to that to a dude

who'd just been like, hold on, when I get done with this buddy, you are in big trouble. You earn that death. You earned that murder. That's a long way ago. They were only effective against people without legs.

Otherwise, everyone was just like, I'm going to not even run. I'm just going to walk away while you handle your shit over there. I mean, I guess it's effective against someone who's never seen that before. The first person to die for them. What is he doing with that thing?

just doing the jackoff motion like that's how the jack-off it started what's this fucking guy back to do jack-off motion started with people

packing their muskets that's that's canon now yeah yeah they were accurate within a range of like two feet so yeah you had to really

you had to be like what's in the barrel like trying to like get up close to you check this out look at this A spy with my little eye here. This is an I-Heart podcast.

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My name's Jack O'Brien, a.k. I do what Don wants, and I fucked a couch. One rude dude because I'm Mr. Vance. That one, courtesy of Kelsey on the Discord, I have to assume in honor of J.D. Vance's leaked playlists, which we'll talk about, the Panama Playlists. We know where he gets his Riz from. Let's just say after checking out these playlists. This dude, you know, has a beat pumping in his heart. I'm thrilled to be joined by a hilarious and brilliant producer, TV writer. You know him from the Yo Is This Racist podcast. It is Andrew Tee!

I wanted to take this moment. I looked on the Discord, and I've come to the realization that my relationship with the Zykeang has become entirely piss-based. And all they do is want to talk about piss, because I question why they were talking about piss so much. And I'm here with an appeal. I know there's too much production to ask for like a soft Sarah McLaughlin sound like behind me right now. But please, for the love of God. I'm asking as a human being. I surrender in the Piss Wars.

You guys win. So you, for new listeners, you, last time you were on, were like, hey guys. I went to look for A.K.A.s and it was all people talking, like, doing piss-based stuff. Piss jokes, yeah. And I didn't understand why. I didn't want to know. And now. I'm back in the scene of the crime, actually, of the original. Yeah, oh.

Yeah, I'm down to shore. Where Zikegain claims I pissed my pants. And I did not. Anyway, you guys win. You guys fucking win. Mercy. I know, uncle, mercy. Yeah, I call Uncle on the pissed stuff.

Just anything else, please. All right. You win. Fair. Fair enough. Guys, find a new angle to quote that 76ers president when he was pretending he wasn't himself. Andrew, we're thrilled. To be joined in our third seat by one of our favorite guests, one of your favorite guests, a writer, actor, one of the funniest stand-up comedians doing it.

She has an incredible stand-up special called Bitch Grow Up that I suggest you go watch right now, even if you watch it already. It's on the podcast. It was on Max, but now it's back on HBO Max. You can also see her on stages near you. Go check her website. It's the hilarious and talented Marcella Argue. I'm every woman, because I'm fucking tall. That's not what I could come up with.

It's so short notice. I keep forgetting you guys sometimes do those song intros. Someone write me one. This is how the piss business starts. I went on the discord with the same feeling you're having, and I was so baffled. Hoping your heart, like vague amusement at this silly little thing we do up top. I'll piss.

Wait, so they were. wrote you piss songs? They were just, they were all talking about piss, and I just, yeah, that this is the genesis of this bullshit. Anyway, don't piss, don't piss on Marcella. Yeah, I mean, first of all, Andrew, you do not speak for me. You don't know what I like. I am your attorney.

On behalf of my client, Marcella, I would just like to request the Zyke gang, uh, not. Or do piss, listen. Yeah, do write piss-based ones and see, see what. where that gets you. I'd love, I'd love to see you. Yeah. Love to see you bring that disrespect to Marcella Argueo. I wish someone could offend me. Bring it on. You're just waiting. I wish I you missed that feeling. Yeah. I mean, I haven't been on here in a while, so thanks for having me, guys. It's been a minute. So wonderful to have you back. Thank you for having me. I've been on tour a little bit. I should have been on here promoting it, but I will say Zyking has been coming out to see me.

me shout out to everyone who's come out to see me live. I have some dates coming up, Janesville, Wisconsin, Cincinnati, Ohio, et cetera, et cetera. And we will talk a little bit more about this on tomorrow's episode, but a Zygang member brought a work of art to tomorrow's guest co-host at a live show that I was very impressed by. So, I mean, you know, you know, making stuff. Exactly.

That's what I was saying. So, like, what kind of art they do for you? Hey, don't even come up to me if you're not going to bring me some cool shit. God, damn, why did you tell me that, Jack? Now I'm going to, every time someone comes up to me, be like, where's my art? Yeah, I mean, that's what I'm saying. The gauntlet has been laid. Give me some piss art, y'all.

Yeah. I would, don't, don't do that, guys, please. You don't speak for me. You don't know what kind of, look. On behalf of my client, Marcella, Argueo, please do not bring her piss art. Would you ship piss art home from? a tour date or would you try to bring it with you? Depends if it's liquid or not.

Yeah. Right. It would be worth it to answer the TSA question, you know? Yeah. Like, what is this? That's a funny story, actually. So you see the outline of the body of Christ there that, like, it's painted in a, isn't that, wasn't that a thing? It's Christ.

Yeah. Yeah. Anyways. Some British shit. Damien Hearst, baby. A real British shit. Some really. Oh, British hit.

Marcella, we're thrilled to have you. We're going to get to know you a little bit better in a moment. First, we're going to tell the listeners a couple of the things we're talking about today. We're going to talk about them. Supposedly. We never get to everything because I'm too busy babbling, y'all. So let's see what we actually talk about. Babylon B.

We're going to talk about the Panama Playlists, which are someone just hacked Spotify to find out, like, what very rich and powerful people are listening to. too, including J.D. Vance, and it's interesting. We'll get to it. I am noticing a similarity between all of these people. So we'll talk about that. We'll talk about Guillain Maxwell getting moved to a cushy prison where we need to get television cameras stat. It's the same prison as Elizabeth Holmes and Jen Shaw from Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. It is also, like, illegally, like it is a prison that is too nice. Yeah.

Like they're like, and here we have like puppy training time. Or we could argue that we should hope that all, if we're going to have prisons, that they should be all like that. If we're going to have them. Yes, yes, yes. That's right.

I agree with that. It's against the law, however, in America for her to be at this prison. So it feels like we might be getting some juicy revelations. coming about Democrats specifically because just transfer yeah what is law you know what I mean like it doesn't mean anything anymore what are we talking about my client Marcel Aigueyo does not speak for the the court your honor your honor my stuttering lawyer does not speak for me my lawyer is a fucking idiot anyways we'll talk about that we'll talk about anti momdani headlines Elon Musk coded

movie villains. I don't know. We'll try and get a guy who got caught naked on Google Maps and won like $12,000 from Google. That seems too low. That's such a specifically weird amount to win in a lawsuit. And then we'll talk about some weird uses of AI that we've been catching, including Rod Stewart's AI tribute.

Oh, God. Ozzy Osborne. Did you all see that video? Oh, yes, I did. It was weird. It was so fucking weird. All of that plenty more. But first, Marcella,

We do like to ask our guests. What is something from your search history that's revealing about who you are? Well, last night, I searched King of the Hill reboot voice actors, because I wanted to know who the fuck is still on. Because some of the voices were sounding different, but of course they were because, like, the young characters have not grown up. Right. So you could tell Pamela Adelon is still Pavel Adelon because her fucking voices is so distinct. But some of the other characters, I was like, is that still? Is that still?

And that's how I, because I forgot that the gentleman who plays Dale Gribble passed away, and they had to switch voice actors in the middle of the season. I was like, hey, this makes sense. And it's a noticeable difference. You're like, there's something slightly off. Yes, yes, absolutely. But it's also, again, everyone's voices are a little different, you know, even Kathy and Jimmy. You know, like, you're like, oh, yeah, she has aged.

I have heard her voice change on Veep than from. what I remember it on fucking whatever. We all change over time. You're like, Kathy Nijimi has seen some shit in the past decade. God damn, you can hear. What exactly would you describe

that shit, Jack? The Kathy's scene? Yeah, yeah. I can't actually reveal anything for my client Kathy Nijimi at the moment. What I know is that she divorced the big fat Greek wedding husband,

the original husband, who was in the movie the first movie and what's funny is it really makes it really justifies why the subsequent movies have been so bad right because in the movies are still married i'm like guys if you wrote from an honest place these movies would be better like get get the divorce let's watch that movie so the first one was good because they were unhappy no the first one was good because they were happy and it's accurate it's a true story so the second and third are then pretending to still be in love. It's getting a little forced.

You hate to see it. King of the Hill reboot fun? I love it. I'm unlike your cynical listeners, I don't care about shit being like perfect. I'm like, this is fine. I liked it. Like, you know, the ghost buzzer was reboot.

It was like all women and people are like, Ew, we're not watching that women. Yeah, yeah. And I was like, this is fine. This is fun. This is a fun way to pass a couple of hours. It's cute. They were like,

Hank and Bobby are they're brewing beer with propane. This little, this get-up thing. It's really cute. I love it. He owns a restaurant. It's so cute. Are they immortal?

Like, are they the same age they've always been? No, no, no. They grew up. Bobby is 21. I will say, I realize what a pervert I am because I actually was like, oh, I wonder how, oh, my God, what's Bobby's best friend, the neighbor kid? Hmm.

The fucking mixed race who doesn't know, who his role father is. Oh, my God. I feel bad for not knowing his name. But either way, he could get it. I was like, I don't like that I'm attracted to this cartoon native man. I mean, I guess that's good, but I was like, I watched him for years, and he was a child. You want to fuck King of the Hill Mill House?

Well, yeah. Now he's old enough, though. I mean, yes, I do. He did, like, physically change, because if you recall, he was, like, you know, like, hunched over a gangly, tall teenager. and now he's just like a hot-ass native dude and I'm like, well, I mean, this is a cartoon I can get behind. Yeah. And in front of him.

To inform you, I want to fuck this guy. Yeah, I'm like, what's wrong with me? I'm so rarely attracted to young men that I was like, this is definitely a weird revelation I'm having. So the age, not the cartoon, is the problem. Yeah, the animation is fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's realizing I'm a sicko.

Real sicko. Like someone you've known for, a long time, like, on some Woody Allen's, uh, you know. Oh, yeah. When my friends, when I was young had kids, I had, I was like, am I going to be one of those sick old ladies that is like attracted to their son when they get older? And I was really, I got to admit, I was nervous to find out who I was going to grow into because I'm an animal. So then I have to, I'm happy to say I have not been attracted to any of these, uh, young men because I, I'm just like, they're, you know, they're beat. They were, I just, I don't, I really don't understand pedophiles. That's

like a sickness, I think. Yeah. I think that everyone agrees on that. Well, not everyone. The peddiflides don't believe that. Yeah, that's true. It is the official position of this podcast that we think it is bad. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, do you, what was that little, um, Canadian influencer that just turned 18 and then she immediately started in Only fans and made a million dollars like the first day? And people were like, guys, those pictures are for when she, because she started at like at 12-01 on her birthday. Right. Oh, God. And like, put the pictures up.

At 12.01. She didn't take all those in the one minute since she'd been 18, you sickos. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I find funny when guys are like, well, it's legal. And it's like, guys, it's not legal. That's not a good sign, bro. Jesus Christ.

Not great. What is something you think is underrated? Oh, okay, guys, as Listers know, I usually try to sandwich one thought, you know, two sides of the same coin and one, you know, underrated. You're all about conservation. I am, but because I haven't been on in a while, I actually did two separate ones. What? What?

Okay. I was excited to talk today, as you can hear. Treat. Wait, what did you ask me? Which one? Underrated. Underrated. You can go with either, whichever you prefer to go with first.

It is very loose. Well, I like to follow the rules, okay? You ask me for underrated? Okay, this one's controversial. I am not a medical professional. I have to say this. I'm not a doctor. I am a lawyer, however, so I can tell you if you're allowed to say this.

I've suffered from migraines my whole fucking life, okay? Headaches, migraines pretty bad. I used to get them daily and tried all the things. And I got to that point where I was like, am I going to have to do that? You know those commercials for like, Botogs for migraines? I remember seeing those and being like, I do not want to do that because that's where I was at in terms of like taking medication. Right.

But taking medication is so bad. Head on directly to the forehead. Migraine, yeah. Migraine medicine is so bad for my stomach that I was like, I need to find. find an alternative. So hate to be a witch on here boldly. But ear candling works. Ear candling. Yes, on migraines, guys. And again, I'm not a medical professional. If you have ears like problems, please don't do it. Talk to someone about that. Yeah. But if you have been suffering from migraines and like you're doing the injections, you're like, this is expensive.

Try ear canaling. Just try it. Because I do it like once every like one and a half to two years. And I only get migraines once a month, and they usually correlate with my PMS, which is way more manageable, way more manageable. And I don't get migraines, and I don't get as many headaches. So I'm sorry to preach witchcraft on here. I thought you were going to go with Eye of Newt. So I'm glad that it was ear candling. Slightly more scientific. But so I just want to, if anyone is wondering if they can try something new, I strongly encourage it because I'm about to do it right after this, because I'm,

overdue to do it and I've been getting migraines weekly and I'm like nope I can't I can't do this like it's too much I am in favor of whatever works for people exactly as long as it's not killing any newts you know what I'm saying leave the fucking newts alone is it are you are you like putting your head to the side and there's a candle in your ear that's burning and it goes down and it just sucks out God knows what I don't understand how it works but also I don't understand how those hydrocholoid pimple patches work either and they suck out all the shit in your pimples, that shit works. And I don't question that.

I use the fuck out of that. So if you use those pimple patches and they're suck your shit out, trust me. That candle will take the shit out that's fucking up your head. Those pimple patches suck shit out. Like, they're working. They don't suck shit in the bad colloquial way. I've never pronounced that word correctly. Super producer Catherine does note that it is a special candle.

You can't just put a birthday candle in your ear. Thank you. It is a special candle. If you literally Google ear candling, you will be directed to what you actually need. Thank you, Catherine. I have not. Heather has also pointed out that the lit part doesn't go in your ear, which... Good, she knows some dumb people, because I feel like she, yeah, she said I do.

Yes, that because I don't even realize that people are that dumb, but she's right. This is America. Heather writes the warnings on the back of, like, shampoo bottles that are like, do not consume it. Do you like drink? Yeah, this does not work. Your hair does not get clean by drinking this product. That's Catherine's part of time. Some hair.

Do you guys ever read those warnings and go, I wonder who the jackass was that forced this label on this company? Yeah. Yeah. Well, I will say, it's got to be a kid because there are some shampoos that smell like candy. It smelled delicious. And it had to be a kid drank it, right? They weren't children in the fine print at the bottom, which kids are always good at reading.

Well, they just need to be legal. covered. They don't need to be. They need to this kid. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry you. My client, head and shoulders regrets to inform you. It is not our problem because we told your ass. I guess I hadn't thought of ear candling in a while,

but the picture on the Wikipedia page is a guy with an ear candle in, but he's holding it. He's like smoking a cigarette in a jokey way, like two fingers. Oh my God, I should do one of those TikToks with the take the edge off and I do that your candleling. Oh, oh. It's very, it's very like, I don't know, I guess like vaudeville level comedy.

Like, it's a silly thing to be doing. It feels dumb. I got to say, it feels stupid. And then if you should have someone there with you so that they're making sure nothing fucking catches fire and it's staying in right. Right. But it is one of the stupidest feelings when you're saying. Because you're like, relax. You're going to enjoy it.

I'm like, I feel stupid as fuck. And then I just try to carry your regular conversation, but you're also sideways with some fucking shit here. You're a burning thing coming out of the side of your head. It's goofy. What is something you think is overrated? You know what I think is overrated, guys? And this is more common in men than it is with women. Using hypotheticals to get to know someone.

Oh. I hate it. I don't like doing it. Men love. That's not men become best friends. Where's your other? Oh, talk, talk. Or a tiger in the water, bro.

Oh, my God. We're rich friends. Fuck, all right. Sorry, I'm just deleting the second. act. Yeah, I bet you are. Would you rather for Marcella? Yeah, I'm so sick of people using hypotheticals as interview questions, as a way to

like get to know someone. These are not real. People will lie to you, guys. Dream dinner date, go. Funnest way to lie to someone and sound fucking like cool or made up. And it's like, oh my God, please, I'm begging. This is also why society is fucked off because we do shit like that and we don't get to know each other.

And then people are like, you were a Republican this whole time? And it's like, yeah, bitch. because all you fucking asked what questions about lions, tigers, and bears. God damn. Ginny Sweeney, would you rather

fight a bear in a swimming pool? And then Zendaya's like, wait, she's Republican? You know what I mean? Like, you know, they sussed her out. She's never seen with them out and about, but you know,

you see the other actors with each other. Like, they sussed her out because they ask the right questions, you know? They didn't just ask her like, okay, would you rather? Yeah. Okay, who would you always?

want to dream dinner guest. Oh, but that one might tell you something if she's like, uh, Trump's weird, but like J.D. Vance is kind of a vibe. I really like some J.D. Vance.

It's in my blue eyes. Like, I guess hypotheticals would be good if you hate the person, you have nothing to say to them. I feel like that's a great time to use hypotheticals. You know, Christmas with the family and you're uncomfortable about having real conversations. I think that's totally appropriate.

Or you're just like trying not to let anyone get to know you because there's a howling void underneath. But it does feel like there's like a meta way in which this works, which is like two people that love hypothetical questions, Marcella, you can just be like fuck both of you, but they will connect with each other. Yes. And it kind of like separates the garbage. I agree. That's usually what happens. Separates the garbage from the cold. Hypothetical, how would you kill Marcella?

Oh, my God. You know what I would do? There's always somebody. Yeah. Poison the ear candle. Dripping. Yeah, just a little bit of poison ear candle. Arsenic in the ear candle.

I feel like it's very popular with people who are also like, oh my God, chat GBT is my best friend. Yeah. You know, like people who just like to have like. Exactly. We agree. Men. Yeah. Arsenic in the air candle sounds like chat GPT tried to write an Agatha Christie novel. Oh.

But accidentally gay. away the ending in the title well yeah that's I haven't quite figured all that out yet how could it great underrated and overrated love that they were two different things you've fucking nailed it a plus work marcella we're going to take a quick break and then we're going to come back we're going to talk about some news we'll be right back have you ever looked at a piece of abstract art or music or poetry and thought, that's just a bunch of pretentious nonsense? Well, that's exactly what two bored Australian soldiers set out to prove during World War II, when they pulled off what was either a bold literary hoax or a grand poetic experiment,

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Wait, Marcel, is this a thing I should know? Were you also looking up voice actor? Do you do, like, animation voice work? This is... No, because it's impossible to get into that rotation. Like, voice actor is, like, voice actor is... So I need to get on other shit to get into voice actors. Because, like, I have watched my peers who are comedians who have no fucking

comedic vocal range getting so much fucking work on animated shows. And I get pissed because I'm like, oh, because you fucking are friends with Paul Shear or whoever the fuck is doing whatever the fuck booking of some whatever the fuck show. And I'm just like, this sucks. I need to fucking book some shit so I can be a voice actor because I agree, Andrew. I should be doing it. No, truly. This is, this is, this episode is hopefully becoming part of your demo.

and I'm about it. I mean, hopefully somebody writes an animated show about me because I feel like some of Marcel's strongest work is Jack O'Brien in preference. It's not a very popular. I'm sure that's not part of your act.

I mean, that is the tough thing. In the animated fictional show about the Daily Zichai's Jack, you will have to audition and it is going to be a courtesy audition. It's going to be. That's right. We have a couple other options a little ahead of you.

But we love your work. Love your work, pal. That's it. That's the only thing we love. We do not like that voice, Jack. The voice sucks. Unpleasing. Let's talk about the Panama Playlists.

Somebody just crawled Spotify using Spotify as a parent, complete lack of privacy protections. Yes, you know what? Guys, go into your, this is a good reminder because I had to do it. Every time I'm making a new playlist, make it. private. People can stumble upon that shit very easily. Yeah. So we know what like J.D. Vance's two Spotify playlists are. I just my one note about all of these people, because like J.D. Vance, Caroline Levitt, the White House Press Secretary, Mike Johnson, Pam Bondi, Ron DeSantis, Palmer Lucky, the guy who started the, like, virtual reality company. And they all

seem to like if you want to acquire a bunch of wealth and power like you need to listen to music never like have just found out about music and like listen to it for an joy in your spirit like well listen to it for like an afternoon once is what it feels like these playlists are it's it's so jd vance making dinner i want it that way by the back street boys sure and then like a black keys song Justin Bieber's song Florence in the Machine And then he his other playlist that's on there Wait wait wait don't skip over the best song on the making dinner playlist of J.D. Vance

The first Noel by that song I have played by is Are you saying? Yes, it's the first song on the playlist. It makes no sense The most the song that like nobody has ever listened to to outside of Christmas. Literally. Such a Christmas.

It's a great Christmas song. I have it on my playlist as well. Yeah. But to be like, this is for making dinner. Yeah. And then his other playlist. That's how he starts dinner and starts crying.

That's how he starts talking to people. That's how he starts in salting his food. Yeah, that's how we get sauce. But there's also a lot of mascara mixed in with that. So it's going to be a little nasty. It's going to be a pass for me. one of the songs on that is gold on the ceiling by the

Black Keys and then his other playlist is gold on the ceiling which I'm assuming he just you know it was like generated by right? Yeah I was going to say Spotify when you the first song you put in there it names it that song so I mean But it's not even on there but I'm assuming it's like

He took it off. He put it on the Making Dinner playlist okay he went you know what this is better for making dinner I think it's also named after like it feels like his like having sex mix the gold on the ceiling one the vast fuck mix oh that's gross and also like probably just what he observes

as he's getting railed missionary position by Trump gold on the ceiling I'm good at this car that's on here too yeah fast cars on there but these are just algorithmically generated right just algorithmically generated songs this motherfucker

yeah because he goes to it you know When you make a playlist, you do like, a few songs, then you scroll down and it's like, try these. And then you just go, p-p-p-p-p-p-p-and-at-am. Palmer Lucky, his playlist is called Best Music Ever. And it's like, it kicks off with Lindsay Lohan, like a song from Freaky Friday, Ultimate. Then Kelly Clarkson and Hillary Duff, Hillary Duff, Insink, Backstreet Boys, Vanessa Carlton, Green Day. just like a like a top 40 radio hits

from like the year 2010 or something like it just feels here for him that's why I lost his virginity I mean it does feel like to me like a lot of these I do feel like you're right that these people do not actually connect with music it's the same way that Paul Ryan

thinks rage against the machine is not talking about him yeah um but i rage man these have a real like my kid made this like i just handed my kid the the fucking iPad to keep them busy for an hour

I bet their kids have better playlist than this yeah this actually I think this sucks too bad to be it really feels actual kids yeah that's fair I really feel like how ronda santis

and like treats music like like a video game that like he played he's like yeah I tried that out for like a day. It was fun. Music? Yeah. Yeah. I found like the best music ever. Yeah. Bye, bye, bye, by, by in sync. They just play a music. Yeah, they just play a music that a song, I'm sorry, music.

A song that, like, some girl that they were dating liked and they were like, this reminds me of her. One unit of music, please. That is how they refer to it. Deliver me a music, Spotify. Like, but it does explain why these guys all just generally think art is worthless because this is all their experience. That's exactly right. Right.

Just cutting all music programs and schools. Yeah. But also, like, weirdly all want to be artists. Yeah. They all want to, yeah. Well, they all want to be artists. They're all like they think their art was good enough. And then they resent, you know, liberal artists,

the liberal fucking art establishment for rejecting them. Right. And not considering it's because they're not good. Except for Sidney Sweeney. We got one, baby. We've got an artist. She's got tits. Oh, man.

That's how they see it. That's how they're... There's, yeah. I mean, is she knocking off Joe Rogan as the top right-wing entertainer? I've never seen Trump as happy as he was when he found out that she, you know, somebody was like, they're saying Sidney Sweeney is a registered republic. in and he got so happy yeah like are they well i think her head is super fantastic i think it's great like it feels like he was on the verge of tears yeah because he can't fucking get a boner

anymore so all i could do was cry i think that was he just realized he could when he was when that news was shared with it but it moved like in science photo when constanza eats the mango it's like a shot of b-12 and the dick moves a little yeah it's just like that's what it really was but i mean there's also just going with the theory that they don't really, like, connect with music, don't spend any time thinking about music. And it's just a thing they're, like, vaguely aware of. It also is similar to how Trump interacts with music. Like, he has those rallies where he just plays the same playlist over and over again and, like, wants to get credit for the songs that he's playing and just, like, sways there to the music. It's, it's just like, have you guys heard about

And that doesn't dissect the lyrics and realize, like, you know, with the rage thing where it's like, this is actually not. It has no meaning to that. Yeah. This is not the song for you. Music is like swaying softly. It's like, you know, it's like how white people listen to music. Sorry, Jack.

That's right. I mean, I was just gently swaying to memories from cats earlier today with my, with my family. We just stood around the table and gently swayed. My wife and my kids were not allowed because, you know, they're... Yeah. They're barred from the house. They're in the servants' quarters. That's right.

All right. Let's talk Gielaine Maxwell. Okay. Moved. She must have given up something good in her testimony. Like her meeting with Trump's lawyer, specifically about Bill Clinton, because she promptly got moved to a minimum security facility in Texas from the more, you know, What people who commit her crime typically are at, which was a heavier security prison in Florida, where she was getting threatened for, like, commissary money, basically.

Oh, shout out to those bitches. I know, right? They got put in solitary. And, ooh, when they got out, like, she must have been so scared. Yeah. Because they say in prison that nothing is worse than you being in there for abusing children. To criminals, that's like the worst thing you could do is abuse children. Because so many of them were, yeah.

Exactly. That's how they end up in the system. So this new prison apparently includes puppy time, which allows the inmates to spend time with animals who are, like, being trained to be therapy animals, which are, you know, therapy animals are like the cutest things, which is great. Like, I'm glad there's a prison that does that. Right. She's also in there. It's just wild that, like, she is. in there. And this is like Trump's attempt to contain the situation is transferring somebody who was

like Epstein's right hand to a much less serious prison and just being like, I don't know anything about that. Do you think she agreed she like gave something up real on about like a Democrat or a or agreed to just lie about Trump? I think both. Probably both. I think it had to be both because I don't think it was, I don't think one was enough. That's not enough. Or she tried to give up something about, you know, like probably tricked her, you know? I think just straight lying about whether Trump was there would be enough, I do.

But maybe she wasn't getting to that. Yeah. Like they got her to admit something and they're like, this isn't even enough. Even if it was in reality, they could have been like, this isn't enough. We already knew this, actually, bitch. I'm hoping for some Democrat stuff to be honest. because I do think that that's like the top level of Trump doesn't understand how fucking the world works because it's like it's like the all the like mega people that are like oh we're gonna we're gonna get fucking um Bill Maher like oh no not Bill Maher. It's always just like yeah my favorite guy please take Clinton down. Jesus Christ. Yeah. Lock him and her up. Get a menu suit. Come on. What are we doing? What are we doing? But truly, yeah, I mean, I think everybody is against, like, they're making it part of this very specific, like, political game that the mainstream media is bought into.

And it's just like, no, we are fucking furious at these wealthy people. There is a sense that, like, there is some really wild abuse happening that they were being protected from, like, by, like, institutionally. And, like, we don't give a fuck whether, you know, like, but that that keeps getting written out of the mainstream media. We do give a fuck. We do give a fuck. That's why we want them. We want that information because we do give a fuck. No, no, we do give a fuck about that.

We just don't, we, like, I am not going to be, like, sad if Bill Clinton, if it's a Democrat, too, you know. You don't care. And that's, that's the reality. It's like, we don't care what people's belief system is. Did you do this crime? That's what we want to know. That's what we do. I will say, even just politically.

I would still like Democrats to go down. Absolutely. It's time. The Democrats who would be on Epstein's Island, those are the perfect people to, those are the people that are

not going to be Zoron. I'll tell you that much. It's not going to be Bernie and it's not going to be Zoran. It's still like fucking good. I don't think. Also, if it is great, I don't think.

That's fine too. Yeah, yeah. That's fine. There's a great area between 91 and 92, Jack. You know, that's right. That's crazy, bro. Bernie had a wild time.

Well, let's talk about Mumdani because the mainstream media. Bernie seems like he would be irritated by a child. I should write that joke. Let me not say more. Yeah. They talk so much. What are they even talking about? Oh, she kept talking about her Barbie dolls.

Anyone left of like fucking, I don't know, yeah, Bill Clinton, anyone left of like a a center-right has been smeared so much. If there wasn't any inkling that they were doing any of this shit, we would have known about it years ago. Your Bobby doll is immaterial to the point that I'm making. That was my attempt to the Bernie. It wasn't great.

Yeah, yeah. I agree. Any chance they had, like, any chance they had, like, they have to have come through pretty clean for Mom Dundi to have, like, gotten where he is. Yeah. They are. They have been vetted harder than anyone.

Oh, yeah. any of the, like, you know, any of the party leadership on either party. Yeah. Like, remember Elliot Spitzer? But he, like, went after powerful people. And, man, they, they got his ass quick. Yeah. Like, yeah.

It's like, like, Bernie's clean just because of who he's been, who he's been going after. Like, right. He's just been vetted so fucking hard. They've, they've dug up every possible thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is my guess. I don't know. I think this guy might have smoked weed in the 70s.

Yeah. I didn't inhale. What? Yeah. That'd be amazing. Yeah, even that shit. It's so silly. Yeah.

It's always been so silly on the Democratic end. Yeah. All right. I do just want to mention that because, you know, Mom Dani is now in the general election and the mainstream media headlines from like Plitico and New York Times, Politico last week published an article titled Mass Shooting becomes Mom Donny's first test

as mayor-or-roll nominee. Which is interesting because Eric Adams is still the fucking mayor and that's who he's running against. Yeah. But I need to know his thoughts. They matter right now. Yeah.

Fucking Eric Adams fucking smoking a cigar, getting his dick sucked. Not picking up his phone to make a comment. He's a daytime and a nighttime present. mayor. Oh, my God. This fucking, like, I mean, the cop shit, obviously is just going to perpetually be the thing that ruins our society.

But, like, yeah, it's not like NYPD could, like, could do anything about this. They never do and they never have. Like, what are you talking about? Yeah. The next day, Politico published the article. Donnie backs away from out of step to defund the police posts. Oh, my God. I fucking hate.

I will say, so right now in Los Angeles for all the Zygank, there's, there's um at least in my neighborhood but i feel like others there's there's like a huge threat of immense budget cuts and to most social services of course not to the lapd and the the line they're going with is a save our services kind of thing there's like a petition and blah blah blah and i will just say for anyone who thinks this is like a good tactic i get it of course this is also defund the police because the money to save our services can only come from the LAPD budget. That's where all the money went. That's where all the money is currently. You may notice like five helicopters flying over your house like every hour. That's that's where the

money's going. Your kids school, you dumb fuck. So like, I'm just saying it's the exact same result. So like, whatever you want to say it, if it makes you feel warm and fuzzy to say save our services, you are also saying do fund the police. Yeah. I will say I do like, that Zoran is flipping on this because from my perspective I'm like say whatever you want to get in that brother say whatever you fucking need

just get in there because look at Eric at him he said all kinds of shit he's in there and he ain't shit yeah he ain't done shit for anybody and I'm like yeah say whatever and I'm like I'm not even fighting back on it because exactly what I'm Andrew's saying it's like people need to be

brainwashed to move in the right direction. It's just depressing I'm just, yes, it is correct. Hey, think about it as like to fuck you when you put your dog's medicine in the food. You know, like whatever it fucking takes to get this motherfucker to eat this shit, fine, I don't care. Wrap it in cheese. Wrap it in fucking cheese. There's also been some reporting that it, so the New York Times had that massive scoop that changed the whole election you might have remembered.

No, what is it? So Zora Mamdani apparently checked African on his college application. He did? Uh-huh. And yeah. So I don't think we're going to be voting for that going, even though he was born in Africa. Yeah. But the, so somebody pointed out that the way they were able to get that information was, first of all, there was a hack of Columbia University, which is like mainstream media sources will usually, like, there was also a hack of J.D. Vance back in during the election and a bunch of like information on.

J.D. Vance that the mainstream media refused to use because they got it from Iranian hackers, even though the information was real. This time around, the source turned out to be a white supremacist eugenicist. Hey! It feels like it writes itself. Like, the New York Times, Columbia University, and a white supremacist eugenicist walk into a bar. And the bartenders, like, table for one? Fuck all these people.

Sounds like a Disney movie from the 2000s. I hate all these people. But yeah, they were willing to work with that. To get that huge scoop that everyone has changed how we all think about this. It changed how we all look. I will say I do love and encourage everyone to use racism to their advantage. Check all the boxes you need to get that money, honey. Yes.

I love having a black boyfriend because I love shoplifting. Okay. They follow him around the store. I'm stealing shit. Fuck everybody. However we got our reparations, let's get them for everybody. For the world, socialism!

Also, if you have to look at the New York Times, get a fucking login from your library, your local library. Don't fucking give them any money. Stop being like, oh, I just like it for, like, you know, fucking connections or wordal. By the way,

wordal is for fucking morons. It's just a guessing game. Andrew, Andrew. Whoa, whoa. We're going to a place that, you know, you're going to need to push back on that one, my friend. I got the wordle the other day in three. Yeah. Yeah.

And connections are stolen from Only Connect. They're plagiarists and terrible. Get a man, Drew. Okay. So I agree. It is just puzzles. I encourage everyone to go get a fucking, fucking, remember how old people buy fucking books of things?

I have a fucking joke of book. Yeah, those little books that are like, the binding is at the top. and then you just like flip back through them like a mad libs i encourage everyone to get off a wordle i'm with andrew to get a word all get a fucking get get a little booklet from the fucking wherever they saw them everywhere and uh get log off just give your eyes a break yeah play those little puzzles because the puzzles are great for your brain they're great for thinking they're great for helping you you know keep your brain strong good for making you go oh should i try this should i try that oh that's not right I'll move on very quickly.

There's a lot of tools that are useful in doing those types of puzzles when they're in booklet form. You sound really good at puzzles, by the way. I love you're moving on. You got like three right there and moved on immediately. I love them. I love puzzles, okay? And that's why I did enjoy Wordle for a while. And then I was like, New York Times, let me not do the same way.

I think Wordle, just once you figure out what the actual game of Wordle is, there's so much chance involved. It is not a, it's not a deductive game, really. Yeah, it's not, once you realize you're literally just, like, using your brain, like, great, punk, in letters, a push your letters. It's a little bit of letter frequency, but no, not really. Not enough. Get you a Sudoku booklet. Take it with you, travel with it, throw it in your purse.

Throw it in your backpack, Jack? Throw it in your backpack, Jack? If you need to kill 30 seconds, what I do is I play spades against bots online. And that's dumb, too, but at least it's not supporting whatever the fuck in your archives. Yeah, yeah. If you know, if you want to kill another 30 seconds, grab a vibrator girl. You can do it. Or hands.

You can hands it. Well, if you got to. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Let's take a quick.

Andrew, cut the real. Andrew wants to be my voiceover actor, I think. I love it. My voiceover agent. I guess, yeah.

It's so mesmer. Someone's falling in love. I genuinely, I genuinely, I just didn't realize you had this gear. I genuinely love it. A lot of people,

you know what's, Funny, where people see me live, they're always like, I didn't know you could. And then everyone, it's a madly, I mean, a madlib where it's like sometimes it's, I didn't know you could do that with your voice. I didn't know you talked about this. I didn't know you were this. One of the best of impressions. I didn't know you were that. Not just me.

Other lesser impressions, such as Beyonce. Thank you so much. Just broke after midnight, I believe it was. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Let's take a quick break. We'll come back. We'll talk about Google Maps.

That we're back. Oh, wait. That was too soon. You pull you a little itchy on the trigger there. Oh, no. We'll also talk about those fun AI tribute.

And we're back. Oh, fuck. I did it again. One more. Give me one more second. We'll be right. God damn it. We'll be right back.

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just keep. He won't. Let's talk about Google Maps. Sorry, it's Google Street for you. Which you catch somebody having an orgy, Jack. What's the fucking story? Drop it. No, it's just a naked guy. I don't know. It's not much of a story. But this guy in Argentina got caught nude in his garden. Oh my God. That's so funny. I really just guess that because I didn't want to read. all the stories that you guys were going to do. I can't believe I guess that's how I can. The second I get to the news part, Marcella

starts giving me the wrap it up gesture. Guys, do you believe him or not? Vote in the comments. Do you think I give him the wrap it up or not? I need you guys because he lies about me on here guys. He lies about here

and then you guys get all mad at me. You're so mean to jack. She's so mean to jack. And he's sitting there smiling little fucking boner. You got so mean to make. So sad. Believe women. Well, not all of them actually.

Some women. But also believe me right now. And we're bad. Oh, sorry, guys. My brain is, I'm on one. This black green, I mean, this black mint tea is really. What is black mint? Oh.

Yeah, you said that so quickly at the top. Okay, it's black tea with mint in it. Black and mint. Not two different caffeinated leaves. Bigelode sells a black tea that has mint. It's called perfect. mint. Now, you want to know how I found out? You want to know how I found out that this mint tea that's called perfectly mint has black tea in it? Because I just thought it was mint tea for

everyone that loves tea, you know that most teas that are mint are fucking herbal, caffeine-free tea. One night, I was fucking tweaking and I was like, I can't go to sleep, but I don't know why. And then like, not exaggerating. Two days later, I go, I see Carla Hall, you know, the chef, Carla Hall. She is on Instagram live. And they, They're doing tea tests. They're testing different mint teas. What's your favorite mint tea? And what's your favorite mint tea?

And like, I love this one. But you know what I don't like about it? It has black tea. And I went, oh, oh, that's why I couldn't go to sleep the other day. That genuinely seems like they should let people know more. It should say it on the fucking cover. And it doesn't. Every mint tea is no caffeine.

I should sue them. Jack, get on it. All right. My client missed a whole night's sleep. kind of lawyer he's not that kind of lawyer pretty good one yeah he just speaks over his client that's right uh your honor my client that's all actually all i know how to say it's the extent of my legal expertise guy in argentina naked in his yard he google said this is what you want to talk about it is desperately i've been trying so he was behind a six and a half foot wall so first of

how high is this guy's butt crack go. Yeah, but two meters. He's in Argentina, please. That's right. It's a bit longest butt crack of all the time. And he was captured in Google Street View, and then, like, Argentine TV channels started covering the story. And so it just, like, became a thing where, like, everybody knew that this person was on Google Street View naked and knew his address.

And it just, it's... annoying to me that it was only $12,500. That's how much Google has to pay. I did look at this up. At current exchange rate, that's $16,740,682.81 Argentine pesos. Oh, my God, Jack. You racist. I don't know what the, I guess I'll look up the average.

Average salary. So you're like, it's fine. We don't, because of the exchange rate, give him $12. He'll be happy. It means a lot to him. Google commented, we have developed cutting edge face

and license plate bluring technology that is designed to blur identifiable faces and license plates. If you would like us to blur your entire

house car or body, submit a request using the report a problem tool, which is just... Oh, my God, this is so funny. All right, the average,

according to the sketchy website, a yearly salary, that's can't be right. It just tried to tell me $5,000 a year. I believe it. I believe that. In Argentina, I believe it. Well, if that's the average salary, 12.5K is pretty good.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. When you did the conversion, I was like, oh, that full separate life, he's going to buy a huge property with the fool. He's going to blow that money on cocaine and horrors. Like, good for him. He's going to go out. He doesn't pay for cocaine and horrors. Yeah, yeah.

So even more so. Yeah, exactly. He's going to die like this. It's going to be great for everybody. All right. Let's take a quick look at this AI tribute. to Ozzy Osbourne, that Rod Stewart was like, this is good.

This video that somebody made and shared with me, presumably on TikTok, like, this is good, and I'm going to show it to my whole crowd. So as he was playing forever young at his concert, Rod Stewart showed a video of Ozzy Osbourne in heaven, hugging various dearly departed celebrities. and musicians. And I just want to play it for you.

So Rod Stewart, things is so great. When his hit song Forever Young comes up, he just like turns his back to the audience and like you get to watch him, watch this video that is Ozzy Osbourne

next to, we're opening with triple X Tentasio. Oh my God. And Ozzy Osbourne is filming himself with a cell. selfie stick and they appear to be in like just a poorly

rendered shitty 80s TV version of heaven where they're just like standing on clouds and they look so happy Oh this is so Prince is huge so it's him next to Prince and Prince is like 6-3 in this

but according to Bay yeah Tina Turner watch that notice that Notice that, like, both Ozzy Osbourne's face and, like, other celebrities' faces change throughout. Tupac does not, like, starts out looking like Tupac and then does not look like Tupac. That, Aaliyah? I think that was supposed to be Aaliyah?

Yeah. Michael Jackson, obviously. Freddie Mercury. George Michael. Everybody's just like. What do you think heaven is like? Kirk Cobain, just, like, cheat, just being like, I love, like, just taking. the most enthusiastic

tourist selfie with Ozzy Osbourne perfectly in keeping. We got Whitney. That looks like Shaka Khan. And they just have like the... Yeah, see, I didn't watch the whole thing when I saw it pop up. I was like, I'm not watching this.

It's also like insane, like, hey, who do you guys want to pick? Who are our favorite dead celebs? Do we want to give a little shout-out too? Like, is this his fuck you to people he didn't like? it's a true bummer. I mean, I think it just has to be like... But the thing you have to remember about Rod Stewart

is he's like a literal boomer, right? Oh, yeah, yeah. Just like blown away by this. Like somebody shared it with him and he was like, guys, I got to put this on my concert. This is like just... He just has the bigger platform, but this is no different than everyone's grandparents

putting whatever the fuck they put on Facebook. This is his Facebook. His Facebook is just this. That's true. Because it's not the only video he shared. I forget what the other video he shares at the end. But it was like an anti-Trump video. And you nailed it, Andrew.

That's what it is. Call him Nicole Byer. He nailed it. But it's because when I saw that, I was like, what the fuck is it with these videos? That's it. Yeah. He just doesn't, he just has a bigger platform than everyone's fucking. Yeah, he's on Facebook.

He's like, I love this video. Post it. Put me in it. Wait, he's dead. Never mind. I mean, I would. would like it if the next one was like, look, this African child made a fucking, you know, Ferrari out of bamboo shoots. And no one, no one prayed for him.

Click like to pray. Yeah. That's what you'd love to see, Andrew. Heaven, by the way, it looks boring as hell, honestly. This is like, I can't imagine that this is what Kurt Cobain wants to be doing in heaven. I also can't imagine that all these people were in heaven. Yeah. Okay. Let's talk about that. It's a different heaven.

Don't you say that. Not you, Marcella. Are you telling you they're in heaven? Get out of here. Do you think there've always been selfie sticks in heaven? Or they, like, got invented at the same time. They got it for the angle on the selfies. You need the selfie sticks. Yeah, that's crazy.

Yeah. Are angels like servants when you're in heaven? Do you just like... See what I'm talking about with the hypothetical shit? Andrew, I'm tuning out. I'm tuning out. This is not a hypothetical, like, what would you do? I'm asking a question, a theological question.

This is a scientific question, actually. I feel like I'm out of bar. This is science. This is science for me. Marcella, it's such a pleasure having you, as always. Don't fucking lie, that, Jack. Don't act like that in front of Andrew. Tell him how you really feel.

It was, I really enjoyed having you on the day. I mean, we like having Marcella, but what about having two Jack O'Brien's here? It was Boner City having you on. Is that what you said to say? Yes, thank you. Okay. Marcella, as always, total Boner City having you on the Daily Zite, guys. Where can people find you, follow you, all that good stuff?

You can find me, follow me, at Marcella Comedy Across All Platforms. But I'm also doing Marcella Argueo on YouTube lately. I've been posting some videos because I'm having kind of a little pivot out of socials. So if you guys want to check some longer clip, I'm on my Yotub, try to, try to, Yatub. You know, Hannibal Burr's nephew says Yutub. Do you remember that joke? Anyways, it's one of my favorite jokes, and I say Yotub, still the same way as Hannibal said,

had nephew said in that particular story. Anyways, that's about it. Okay. I'm on the road. Oh, I'm on the road. Check me out on the road, but also. Where you come, where will you be? And bring her stuff.

No, piss. Yes, piss art. I want to see some piss art, me drawn as a dick, whatever. you can think of i don't care whatever whatever of the two things but also if you bring me something and it's gross like these boys fear the thing is i will rip it up okay that's right um i will make a very dramatic scene like that's what you really have to be prepared for maybe that's why i don't get art because people know i'm gonna react you're gonna fuck it up um wait what else is gonna say oh i'm on yeah Cincinnati janesville wisconsin i forget the other dates but um i can't i technically shouldn't be

promoting more than I have on my cal go check it out do you fuck with that Cincinnati chili shit what is that it's like a very thin meat chili yeah but there's I think there's other companies that do up a skyline I think it's the most famous one it's like

very thin very fine the brown beef is almost like spaghetti or hot on hot dogs with a ton of I'll try it I'll fucking try it I don't know if I've ever been to Cincinnati you're about to find out Only other time I've had ground beef that is that finally ground is in Sloppy Joe's at like lunchtime. Yeah, so it's like Sloppy Joe.

I love a sloppy Joe. You, I think it's worth to try. It looks, Slopi Joe, sloppy sloppy Joe. Come on, guys, it's a throwback. Andrew is in love. I love this. The voices, I'm fucking, I'm loving the voices. I've never seen literal hearts coming out of someone eyes.

How about that? That's crazy. Yeah, Jack is jealous. You guys can't see it. What the fuck is going on? Side messaging, the producers being like, is there so decent? There's, like, something going on between Andrew and Marcelo? What's happening?

What's up? Except me and Andrew hook up, but he's like, you can only do voices. Do not. I'm not here for myself. Talk like Jack. Wait, what? Is there a work of media? Is there a work of media that you'd enjoy?

No, there's not a work in media. Actually, no, there isn't. I didn't do that part because you guys have signed. Too many assignments doing that shit. It's too much work. I'm putting my foot down. Oh, also, but I will say, oh, you know, a piece of media? I'll give you a piece of media.

Give you a fucking piece of media. Some fucking Zite guy's fan. I was like, you guys should bring back, what is it, the Mythbusters? You guys should bring back the Mythbusters. And I said he was a coward for bringing it up so many years later. Wow. And I want him to know, you're a coward. I forget your name, but he's a loose guy.

We actually just like, at a certain point we were like, this is too much homework for the guests. It was a lot. And find a, find a myth. myth to bust four hours. That was too much. I literally forgot about that. Thank you, Jack, because it's fan.

I wish I would have looked at it. I think it's just like, you know, we all have the skills to vamp. We could fucking turn one of these questions into 25 minutes that we have to. We absolutely can. Some people vamp, some people tramp. You know what I mean?

Just got to find your stories. The two things. Those are the two things you can do. Two times people are going to tramp. Vamp and tramp. Okay. Andrew, is there a work of media? been enjoying and where can people find you?

I reversed them. Yeah, right, right. Yo's just racist. I don't know. Andrew T. Social media. The only thing since I watched a naked gun last night.

Oh. It's very good. I will also say the thing that is very appealing about it, it's fucking fast. I think it's 85 minutes runtime. Wow, that is so short. I love that.

Yeah. It's like delightful. It's really funny. Doesn't overstays welcome. There are jokes in the credits. There are like actual jokes like in the end credits yeah like like written in there's written jokes that are good that are bring comedy back yeah yeah comedy is legal again thank god wait wait can we promote

tv shows can yeah did you have you guys i'm not everybody you know people know v people know signfield but a lot of people don't know the new adventures of old christine that is an underrated julia louis drifest show and it's on pluto tv free you don't have to sign up so I encourage everyone to dip into that because it's like if Elaine wasn't a fucking cunt, basically, but she was still like a privileged idiot a little bit. That's a really good recommendation because I'm always like, she's never been bad in anything. I've never not enjoyed a single thing she is in, but I'm just not going to watch this one

for some reason. It's really good. It's really good. And if the kids are running around, it's not crazy offensive. Like, it's really good. I'm revisiting it right now. Is it a multi-cam? Is it a multi-camp?

Yeah. Oh, man. Is it? The thing I will say about Seinfeld is, you know, however you feel about it, I know a lot of people love it. It was never for me. It really is pretty telling what those guys thought about women if you take even half a step to think about it.

Oh, sure. I mean, like Elaine and a bunch of girlfriends. And it's just like, ugh. Yeah. I mean, they wrote Elaine as a man because they didn't know how to write women. What are you talking about? Elaine is my dream girl. Yeah, yeah, bro.

I'm thinking about getting JLD tattooed on me, too. I'll live her so much. Yeah, she's great. Full face on the bicep, like an NBA player with their child. I was thinking about getting, like, her face on my butt or something. That's cute. Oh. Yeah.

Love it. I don't know why, but that's just my brain is going. Anyways, Jack, where can people find you? Is there a piece of media you're enjoying? Thank you so much for asking. You can find me on Blue Sky at Jack O'Bee, the number one, and on Twitter at Jack underscore O'Brien. In a work of media, I've been enjoying. I like to tweet from Mr. Meat Scraps, who tweeted,

gently tapping my butt when a turd gets too long like I'm ashing a cigarette. Gross. And I thought that was gross, but I also thought about it during our recording today. And I was almost like, hey, there's this tweet that this guy did. So I said I just quoted at the end. Yeah, you built it a time to do this. I thought you were going to say, I thought about it when I was taking a shit. when I was attacking my food.

I thought that's what you were going to say. Wow, what a bummer. When the shimmy doesn't work. You suck. Never mind. Fuck you. I'm not cool, bro. Fuck out of here.

Lame. Lame. Oh, is that JD Bass we're talking to? Fucking lame. Let me see your playlist. Lame boy. All right. A lame of Venice.

You can find us on Twitter and Blue Sky at Daily Zygai. We're at the Daily Zygai Guys. We can go to the description of the episode, wherever you're listening to it. And underneath the show, description, you will find the footnotes, which is where we link off to the information that we talked about in today's episode. I love it. I love the voice so much. We also link off to a song that we think you might enjoy.

Super producer, Justin, with Miles out abroad. What's he doing? Where's he at? I'm not going to, I'm not going to docks him. He'll tell the people when he comes back. Although I guess I have docks myself that I'm in Ocean City, New Jersey. So, hey, baby. Justin, always love to hear from you.

Is there a song that you think that people might enjoy? Yeah, this song came out at the beginning of the summer. It definitely has like a summertime block party vibe that leans real heavy into like an old school G-funk kind of thing. This song is called You Feel Me with Larry June and E40. And it's pretty versatile in the sense that you could like dance to it or barbecue, you know, cook to it or smoke a little weed and sit down to it. Or, you know, whatever you want, all three, if you're freaky like that. But again, the song is called You Feel Me by Larry June E40, and Cardo Got Wings produced it, and you can find this song in the footnotes. Your description is making me think of a song I really like to smoke weed and cook to First Noel.

I don't know if you're familiar. The First Noel. You're going to say something about Justin? Oh yeah, every time we recommend the song, I feel like it's for me. Yeah, I try to tailor it to Marcella's what I think Marcella will like. Smoking weed, sitting down, dancing. Bay Area! I like those things.

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