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Episode Date: April 14, 2026

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Gus, you're a Greek. I've gathered very quickly, very quickly. I thought you were telling him. No, I was curious. Gus, I have news. Gus, the news for you. The 23 of me came in. Just do a little vibe check.

Greek? I'm actually amazing at this. I'm actually really good. And it wasn't because of the last name. It wasn't because of last name. No, I'm curious, is Gus a common name for Greek? Because I grew up with some Greek kids and they were all Tony, Costa, or Dimitri? Oh, wow.

So they went by Costa. So I could go by Costa, but I chose Gus because a lot of them just go by Gus. Yeah. So my actual first name is Constantinos. Right, right, right, right. So my whole name is Constantinos, Constantellos, which is a little too aggressive because I'm five foot two, you know. And so Gus, I think, really fits the vibe a little bit better.

But a lot of Constantinos is, and then Costas became Gus. I don't know when or if that's like a regional thing, but on the East Coast, it's very common. They become Gus. Right, right, right. Yeah. Okay. My brother's Dimitri, but we don't have a lot of Tonys. Yeah, yeah.

Exactly. Yeah, everyone was like the Greek kids I knew. It's like they were mostly Demetri's and Costa's. Yeah. Did they go by Jimmy? Because a lot of Demetries go by Jimmy. Uh, no. Oh, yeah.

Because, yeah, we had a Dimitri, we had a Jimmy, and then we had some random nickname for the other one that we had. They were all like everyone didn't have like this one family that I like I grew up with. Everyone really stuck to their Greek names. Like there was like Vula, Harula, Panayotis. Oh, yeah. Oh, damn. They did not. They did not be your all.

Yeah, nobody was fucking. That's why I was like, God damn. Like Gus. Yeah, yeah. It's funny because like my parents like immigrants. So like they're fresh off the boat like truly. So like we could have totally been very traditional. But then they're like, no, go by Gus.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my gosh, it's easier. Yeah, yeah. They're not, I'm not sitting here. They're like, oh, shit. Yeah, you're going to want to go by Gus. These people are.

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It is Tuesday, April 14. It's 19th, 2026. Yeah, it's National ex-spouse day. Wow. Okay. What else is it? It's international moment of laughter day. International be kind to lawyers day.

That is all you get. A moment. National donate a book day, national gardening day. National Pekan Day. Yeah. And many other things. But those are ones I like. I'll shout out.

Yeah. All right. Shout up to the gardening. Ningers. gardening out there. My name's Jack O'Brien, a.k. Who fed the big dog? Jack. Jack.

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Friday's episode by I was going to be out. Well, yeah, that was Blake was on. So yeah, you're going to. Yeah, yeah. So big dog, you gotta eat one Blake's on. I'm thrilled to be joined, as always, by my co-host, Mr. Miles Gray. Hey, it's Miles Gray straight off the streets of North Hollywood, Delorda, Lancashim, the showgun with Nogun, the Black and these visual artist,

your boy, Kusama. Thank you for having me here today. It's wonderful to have you here, Miles. And we're thrilled to be joined in our third seat by a very funny comedian, a wonderful follow-on, the Graham, as I call it, and TikTok. Got that up. And the author of the new cookbook, My Greek Mom's Recipes, it's Gus Constantellis. Gus!

What's up? Thanks for having me. Oh, thanks for coming by. Thank you for being here. Yeah, yeah. I'm really curious about your book that you wrote as someone with an immigrant mom who loves their cooking. Like, you're a comedian and you got a cookbook. Well, what's, make it all, put it all together.

Bring us all together. So it makes no sense. but I started filming my mom for my Instagram and for the tiki-tikit-tik talk. And she kind of became this viral sensation within the Greek community. And it was really fun. Like she started getting recognized

everywhere we went like in Greece. And it was like two, three years of me doing that content. And then she died like very suddenly. And in that time, like we had talked about doing a cookbook. There was a lot of cooking videos with her. She was always making food. And I always thought like, well, I was going to do it anyway.

So might as well just do it now. So I did it as a one. way to like process my grief, but also as a way to like, kind of like keep her legacy alive. And so it became this like different projects altogether. And so it's kind of cool because the book is kind of like half a memoir, half a cookbook because each recipe comes with stories about my family. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean like when I first I just saw the cover of the book and then I saw like the subheader that she had passed away and I was like, oh my God. And it kind of, it sort of put things into focus for me. Like again, there are so many things too.

that my mom or grandmother made that I'm always like, what's the recipe for this thing? Or even like my grandfather who passed away at a barbecue restaurant. Like I've taped him making his like barbecue sauce just so I had it for posterity. You know what I mean? And like you realize that for some cultures, like that is the way people live like eternally. Like sometimes like you can eat a dish and you're like, oh my God. Like it all the sense memories come flooding back. Yeah.

And my mom was in America for like 40 years and never learned English. She was like strictly Greek. And so with all my friends, it was like a way of her like communicating, like through food and through her recipes. So like, yeah, it's a really powerful thing. Awesome. Amazing. And that's available for pre-order? Order?

So it's available today, April 14th. Hey, there we go. This is released day, baby. Let's go. Wow. Wow. What a coincidence. So great to have you here on release day.

I'm sure you're, are you at the end of a long, a bunch of appearances? Where are you at in the, right? No, this is kind of the start and then it just goes on from here. Yeah. So it's been really fun. You picked a bad one to start, man. Yeah, I'm sorry. This is going to be a second-rate show.

Everybody comes away being like, that was a grind. Anyways, we are thrilled to have you here. We're going to get to know you a little bit better in a moment. First, we're going to tell the listeners a couple of the things. We're talking about on today's episode. So this happened over the weekend, but it took a little while for me as a Catholic to process this stuff, man. Yeah, man, I get it. My guy.

Your faves are fighting. My guys are fighting Donald Trump shit all over the Pope, who, to be fair, wouldn't even be the Pope right now if Donald Trump's VP hadn't killed his predecessor. I guess that's true. Yeah. What about that, the Pope? Anyways, just a weird, like his megalomania is going in weird new directions. Like I'm like, what absolutely impossible to surprise me at this point. And then he goes and posts a picture where his head is on Jesus's body, doing the laying on of hands of like the sick.

And then there's like a little demon in the background for some reason. Yeah, there's a lot to break down about this image. We'll get into that. We'll talk about the Artemis crew. We'll put a bow on the journey to space. And as we like to do, we'll check in with Clavicular and Justin Trudeau. Two handsome boys. See what they're up to.

In our fuck boy breakdown. All of that, plenty more. But first, Gus, we do like to ask our guest, what is something from your search history that's revealed? about who you are? Oh, recent search or story, uh,

I guess I looked up and it was, Scream 7 would probably be the most really thing. Did you go? I did go. I did go. But I love those movies. I think, I think they're great,

but Scream 7 was just goddamn fucking awful. I gotta tell you. Just so bad. So this is what I'm hearing. Yeah. But I've also, what I'm hearing. I've also,

I had no idea. It was a massive hit. It's massive. It's massive. Incredibly well. I don't really understand why. I don't understand. This is the one that I've least been interested in,

but I think they, like, got the young people with, like, the last one. And so now people are like, oh, yeah, fucking scream. Great. And then they, like, kind of bait and switch them, and we're like, psych, it's the old one in Scream 7, right? Like, it's Nev Campbell again. And people just, I don't know, got pulled in because it's the most successful scream yet.

Wow. It's wild. Yeah. I mean, you know how that all went down. They fired Melissa because she went like crazy pro. Yeah. And so she went crazy and advocated for Palestinian people. Yeah.

She just said like, hey, don't kill kids. And they were like, well, here's your job. Well, you're fired. You're fired. Peace out. It's crazy because like a month. Yeah. What the fuck did she just say?

She lost her shit. Like not even a month later, it looked like such a wild decision made by that studio, like whatever. But anyway, so it was just one of those things where I was like, I can't believe. that like this franchise has been taken over by like this the conflict in the middle east why are we here why does nev campbell have to speak like what is going on i thought nev campbell's trying to retire like what's you doing so i was so bad yeah yeah they i will say you know we talk about iconography and its connection to Halloween costumes and how like if if you're an icon people will dress up as you for Halloween and everyone will know who you are and i did also talk about like the number one

still is ghost face. That mask is monstrous and not just in terms of it making me very scared, but it's also like just incredibly fucking popular. And so, yeah, there is like a hunger for screen, screen movies out there. It's like $212 million. Unbelievable. Good for them.

I know. I always, no matter what, I am forced to root for movies that are in theaters. Yeah. But even when they're like, you know, backstory includes a bunch of horrifying. Yeah, even when I like back by Israel funding, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. I heard like 50% of the proceeds are going to fund the Iron Dome.

That's cool. So to work. Yeah, go states is in the IDF now, don't you know? That's, I guess, 15 minutes worth of Iron Dome for that much money. So doing something. Guess what's something you think is underrated? Oh, you know what? I was going to see movies in theaters alone. That's, I think, such an underrated, like, solo activity.

I love it. What's it like seeing a slasher movie alone? You know what? Honestly, slightly creepy when you are, like, in your 30s as a dude, I didn't realize. But I just... Wait, what do you mean? Are you, like, in a trench coat? I'm not in a trench coat.

I'm like a little hooty. So I try to, like, wear a cropped up and look kind of as gay as possible to, like, alleviate any tension, I guess. I'd be one of the victims. I'm good. Yeah. I'm dying in the first scene. I'm dying in the first scene.

No, not me. I got a crop top. Yeah, there are some. I'm personally a big fan of going to the movies by myself. I have discovered that like not all movies are created equally to go to by yourself, such as when the original Lego movie came out before I had kids. And I was like, well, everybody said, this is fucking great. I'm going to go see that.

And I like went to a weekend daytime screening in Westwood. And it was me and all parents. And I was just like between two families. And like the parents were like, actually, you're going to switch with me. So like moving their kids away from me. Yeah, I'm going to be a buffer between you and this solo middle-aged man. You're wearing like a fedora in trench coat So you look like the neighborhood watch bad guy

Graphic from the 80s You're like, this guy looks like trouble in here Putting my head down at a very sharp angle Yeah, yeah I did see Coco during like the peak movie past days Alone and that was also like some kid was like Why are you crying? What's going on? Literally impossible not to

Yeah, sorry, you'll get it when you have some more life experience, you little fucker Yeah just not resonating with your childlike brain. Yeah. You ever lost the matriarch of your family? That's right. Shut the fuck up.

That's what I'm, because I'm smarter than you. That's smart. Yeah. I've lived more. Yeah. What is something you think is overrated? I think what's overrated is the phones at the club.

Oh my gosh. At the club. What the phones? I think we should have phones. free at the club. Like, that should be a policy, at least on the dance floor. Tell me about what our clubs like in the year of our board 2026. It's just horrible out there.

It's just awful. Everyone's pushing. Miles. No one makes eye contact. It's wild. I mean, I've been to a club in the U.S. for fucking maybe eight years or something like that. Is it, and I remember back when, back at my day, when we were wearing business casual

because the dress codes were so racist. They're like, we better not be wearing sneakers in here. Oh, yeah. It was so different and it was all about just like, but I still see like the culture of overpaying for a bottle of alcohol still, that's well, truly still alive. Like the bottles and section culture is like gone, like become crazy. All that is so overrated to me. It should just be like, you should, you should just be like in the woods. Right.

Like no phones. Yeah, yeah. It's like the best ideal. Yeah. What are you doing? Yeah. Well, I'm here to post-contrad. about that I'm here.

Yeah. No, no, no, no, no. You're here to dance among people and, uh, you know, share. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll get some dance videos for sure, for sure. Yeah, yeah. Just as soon as like a viral hit comes on. I've had to tell people like, don't film me, don't film me.

Because I go, I get, I get dancing. I get wild and I tell people, do not feel. I saw that. Dancy on Instagram. Yeah. I've seen that. Yeah. So I had to tell this.

I was in L.A. And I went to like, like a, like a raid club kind of thing. And so this, this, this one woman was just like filming me, dancing and I had to like go up to her and like do not film me I'm not consenting to that I am in a space where I thought I wasn't going to be filmed and then she got upset at me and then kept coming up to me throughout the whole night being like you know and I just didn't and I was like listen I just I'm setting a boundary it's a simple thing just goodbye don't try and flip it on me and try and act like how I'm violating my boundaries by not letting me film you yeah yeah it was such an

LA like argument to this whole thing. I was like, girl, no, this is not it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I'm about to throw your phone in the trash. The phone you're talking about. That's so funny. Yeah. You know, there are more and more comedy shows that are doing like phones free,

like where you like have to turn your phone in, put it in a little bag. At first it was just like the real big ones, but now. The problematic ones. I'm going to talk about like sexual assault in a real flippant way. So can you put your phones away? But I, like, why are you just? comedy shows. Let's go like anywhere.

Like let's just experiment with it. Let's just do phone-free clubs, phone-free bowling alleys. You know, you go to the yeah, walk out of your house and there's a guy there who's just like, yeah, you're going to need to beg your phone while you're walking on the sidewalk

otherwise. Just like, yeah, we need to like Amish eyes some spaces. Light Amishness needs to Gus, my underrated on yesterday's episode was the Amish. and just feels like they were on to something back before we realized it. Okay, so we're on the same page. Yeah, I see.

And people would thank you, you know? Like at first I think they'd be a little uncomfortable. They'd be like, what do I do with my hands? What do I do with my eyes? But then, you know, they're doing that phone-free thing in public schools here in New York City. And my friend's a teacher, and he was like, yeah, at first the kids were like so traumatized by it. But then by the end of the first week, they were like, honestly, this is better. I was reading that article too,

and it was just so funny to hear, like, the teachers be like, it's like nature heals itself. The kids started making up games with an empty cardboard box and things like that. I'm like, yes, exactly, like the ancients used to. Go on. There's a new appreciation for boredom and, yeah, like the sorts of things. Like in that article, I remember, they were like,

they're playing a variety of volleyball, but they don't have nets. Or rules. Yeah, or rules. They're just hitting a ball back and forth, which, by the way, is called Keepy Upy, and we've been doing that for the world. But they, like, there's also this genre of, you know,

Instagram videos where people just do like really boring, dumb, basic shit. There's one that I was enjoying over the weekend where somebody was like, me dropping different things on my toe with a harmonica in my mouth. Oh, yeah, I saw it. Yeah. It's like, I don't know. That's the sort of thing.

thing you only come up with when you are, just have nothing to do for. But the irony of that is also, it's like, this is a video I'm going to post. I know. You know, versus like, what are you doing all day Saturday? I was just dropping shit on my toe with a harmonic in my mouth by yourself. Yeah, I didn't even film it. I'm just saying, Miles, you put those phones in those little baggies. You're going to let a whole generation run wild with the best, most boring shit.

It feels like one of those things you do. people wouldn't realize how much they actually enjoy it. Like first people would be like, no, fuck that. I'm not doing my, no phone at this bar. And then,

oh shit. Let's go. Actually, I cried and told my friends that I'm not sure if my career path is the one I really want. Your voice started quivering. No, I wasn't.

I was just getting really so intense about it that it started shaking like the Hulk with power. Wasn't crying. Yeah. But why, why do we ask people to, Why do we trust people to turn off their phones at the movies? You know?

You don't do it at comedy clubs. Just take those sheds, man. Just take it. I immediately become mad with power. Everywhere. Hey, turn that off. Your phone is mine now. Anyways, great overrated, great underrated.

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The last three weeks, the Pope has been like one of his ops. Yeah, it's been on the shitless. You know, the Pope was saying basic shit. Like, yeah, just so you know, like God doesn't answer the prayers of people who make war. You know, just so you know, I know like Pete Hagsath is on some like warrior prayer shit, but that's not how this works. Blessed be the peacemakers is what the Bible says. weirdly against people who bombed girls' schools for no reason. Yeah.

I don't know why. And that's not even in the Bible, but that's just kind of no. Right. Yeah, that's woke, woke bullshit. So Trump directly shit on the Pope and said that Pope Leo isn't, quote, doing a very good job and should stop catering to the radical left. It's the full post is really, it's like, fuck. You know, like, it's, there's nothing about it where you're like, yeah, this guy's got his head on fully. Yeah, yeah.

It's just all, like, I mean, we should just read part of it because. Yeah. Well, it's just like one of those things where it, he also only has like a couple forms of attack left with how he like comes at people. And with this, it was all like just basically some shit from the campaign trail. Pope Lee, it starts off. Pope Leo is weak on crime. That's so amazing. Yeah, to your point, he only knows how to be, yeah, he only knows how to be in a campaign,

in a political campaign. And terrible for foreign policy. What the fuck? Okay. He talks about the fear of the Trump administration, but doesn't mention the fear that the Catholic Church goes on, blah, blah, blah. I like his brother Lewis better because he's MAGA, then is like saying like, just it's just nonsense it's absolute nonsense and he again comes back around unfortunately leo's

weak on crime weak on nuclear weapons what what sure that's again your attack on the head of the catholic church is that he's weak on nuclear weapons um so don't vote for him this fall right like great your honor the guy that my ex is seeing is weak on crime sir this is a wendie's What are you talking about? Bad for foreign policy. Okay, sure, man. Just hurry it up. But yeah, it's,

then Pope Leo just fires back in a way that's, you know, very papal, you know, just taking the sort of position of God. And I'm just like, I do not fear the Trump administration. Because I will continue to speak out on my beliefs. And it just feels like a losing battle, like coming, like just diametrically opposed to the Pope is such. Usually that's the devil. Right. Well, I mean, there's a lot of good reasons to be opposed to the Pope.

Yeah, yeah, but I mean like, of course. No, I'm like, if we're just distilling it down to like the most sort of rosy depiction of what that, what it means to be Pope. Yeah, the things he's objecting to really seem to be pretty, pretty specific. And, like, so 40 minutes later, he posts a video of himself. A picture. Yeah, sorry, a picture of himself, his head on Jesus's body. Like it's a flowing white robe. It just couldn't be any more Jesus.

He has light emanating from his hands. He's laying his hand on a sick person's forehead. As his other hand is like holding a ball of light. He's like straight up Lazarusing this person in a hospital bed. Yeah. The person looks like they're coming. Like the person who's head. It kind of looks like Epstein.

too. The person does look like Epstein and also looks like he's like the energy that he's giving is like, oh God, yeah. Oh, Christ, you are hitting the bottom right now. Oh, fuck yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just yeah, daddy.

Reserect me. Yeah. And then coming out of the clouds. So, I mean, that is like in and of itself. I don't want to speed past that because that's so fucking wild. It's like every, these people say that they're worried about like the Antichrist. Like they always talk about like there will be, there will rise a false Messiah who like who will pretend to be your second coming, but will actually be the devil.

And they're like, God, who could it be? Who could it be? And this dude is like doing, I don't believe. any of that shit. I don't think any of this was prophesied, but like for them to be like all about that and like really like

following the red thread conspiracy cork board to like Greta Thunberg and this dude is just like here I am as Jesus Christ and oh by the way there's coming from the clouds there are what appear to be two

soldiers and then like a sorry horned It looks like Sauron. Yeah. Straight up. The Lord of the Rings. It like couldn't be any more like is he, it almost is like is he doing this on purpose to like distract? No.

It's no, of course not. He literally just he because right after this, I don't know if we didn't know, it wasn't really in the doc here, but he posted an image of a Trump tower on the on the moon. Like 20 minutes after this. He was like, and also I'm on the moon. It's just, it's, again, you have no power, so you're just projecting it in the most odd, abstract ways with AI slop. So you feel powerless. So that what's what could make you feel more omnipotent than to post a slop image of you fucking healing the dead in the hospital or something? And then the next thing is like, and I can build a thing on the moon.

Right. It's just, it's, we're at the end game, end stages here of like his ability rhetorically to convince anyone of anything. It is the one thing that he's really good at is making it feel like we're at the end stage and then somehow finding Going deeper. Deeper depths to sink to. Okay, what's the over under with him

making out with Jesus in an AI slot? Yeah, like I don't know what it's going to be, but it's going to be like she wouldn't have been the Virgin Mary if I was around, I'll tell you that much. It's like the most offensive thing that he can possibly come up with. Yeah. The crazy part is there's three more years left.

Yeah, yeah. Three, full ones. Right. Yeah, full ones. We were like three months into the like, yes, last year. And I kept just being like, we just started everybody. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Fully in it. Yeah. Fully. But I mean, it's somehow there were a few MAGA people that didn't somehow found their Christianity and we're like, oh, I don't know about this one. I wonder what is the cross-sectioneer of like the hardcore Christians and the Trumpers? Because I don't know.

Is there? At this point, I really don't know what is. there were. There was, right? Yeah. And like he is trying to like wage this war on, like, pitch it as a religious war in some

circles. So there's definitely some people who are on board from that perspective. But yeah, it does seem like an interesting time to jump off. But yeah, like if you were just like every single thing, you're like, I got got to stay on board, got to.

And like now some people are being like, I think he has been possessed. by the devil. I think he has a demon and that's what we're seeing now, which is funny that they're like that. That's the only explanation. It's got to be a demon. And not that this is exactly what you would expect from this guy, haven't been paying attention for the past four years. Yeah. Like one writer at the Daily Wire said, quote, I don't know if the president thought he was being funny or if he's under the influence of some substance or what possible explanation he could have for this outrageous blasphemy. But from the Daily Mail? It's from the Daily Wire.

The Daily Wire. The Daily Wire. The Ben Shapiro. The Ben Shapiro, periodical. And he said, take this out immediately and ask for forgiveness from the American people and then from God. So you're like, oh, okay. Someone remembered what blasphemy was, another MAGA influencer on Twitter. This is gross blasphemy. Faith is not a prop. So some people are still remembering what blasphemy is, although they probably then have

cauterized those teachings of Jesus that probably told them to accept everybody. Right. and to treat, you know, treat everyone with kindness. Is this his thing where, like, because last week he did say praise be to Allah, like very sarcastically and caught a bunch of flask for that. That's to be, which is, yeah, that's the direction that you expect him to be dismissive and offensive and sarcastic and awful. But like, is this him being like, I don't see color actually?

Like, both sides, actually. I don't give a fuck either direction, baby. I mean, I, I. I think it's basically a fuck you to the Pope because his quote was about Trump's delusional omnipotence, that you are not omnipotent like God, right? So then he's like, oh, I'm not. Watch me do this. But I think also he's. Except in the eyes of chat GPT.

Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. So I think it's that. It's to say, fuck you to the Pope. But also he's probably like, and I am like this basically. Right. helping America. So,

fuck it. I'm cool. That's, that's, that's, that's how I feel. Uh, this is all come together.

But the backlash seemed to be bad enough because on Monday, Trump deleted the post. Oh, no. Oh. So he wasn't really standing on business. Doesn't he delete everything,

though? I thought he just, after a while. Some stuff, he just leaves up. Yeah. Some of the, the shit that gets talked about enough,

he will delete. But like other things that are just like, like, on the pile of nonsense, like just weird. conspiracy. It'll just, it'll be cooking for a while. He was actually asked about this during a press scrum, like he was doing an event at the White House. And someone was asked, hey, dude, was that picture of you as fucking Jesus? And his, his answer was, I was cosplay. So here is Trump's answer.

And just as a detail, he's standing next to an older woman with a shirt that says door dash grandma because he was doing another thing that we'll also talk about which is already so grim the sign of the great economy did you post that picture of yourself depicted as Jesus Christ well it wasn't a picture it was me I did post it and I thought it was me as a doctor and it had to do with Red Cross as a Red Cross worker there which we support and only the fake news could come up with that one so I had I just heard about it and I said how do they come up with that? I don't know, the many depictions of Jesus Christ wearing a white robe with like a red, like, sash or something on it. I don't know.

Just are the classical. With white coming out of his hands? I don't know, the semiotics of Christianity generally he could be that. I thought I was an ancient Greek doctor at a rave. Exactly. So with like low sticks in my hands. I was doing. Basically, Hippocrates is who I was.

The Hippocratic oath. That's what I see again, you know, because before he was able to lie a little bit better, you know? Right. He wouldn't just be like, ah, no, I was a doctor. Right. He would probably be like, no, it's not anything. You know, I'm just doing that's just a post. He would normally just brush it off and just kind of steamroll past it.

Now he's kind of getting caught up and have like, and he still thinks he has the ability to be slick. And then he just goes, eh, I was like a doctor, I think. And I don't know. I don't know where they got the impression that I look like Jesus just because it's like a very Jesusy thing that exists. But yeah, the DoorDash Grandma detail is very, just such a grim image. Just because like, you know, our older, we know, our older folks should be able to retire and not embrace some slick new branding that normalizes the infinite toil of American life. Do you're like, no, now you're a Doradash grandma. Okay.

And now you're a whatever. The next escalation. is going to be. I did see this, like, ad. It's all over time square right now where there's these ads that are like, have cancer. Well, working while I had cancer really helped me beat my cancer. And it's all this like pro going back to work while you're like in remission or like some form of cancer. And I'm like, where are, where are we in this? Like what they have to advertise getting a job during cancer remission? This is insane. I don't know where we're at. What file are we? Like, I'm done. I mean, I'm out. Thank you. See you later, everybody.

Which is wild because that's what this woman's story is. This was her talk. Okay. Yeah. This is hurting. I mean, again, it's just a total indictment on our failure of a society where it's like, because guess what? She's out here gigging it because her husband can't afford cancer treatments.

Able to take some time and taking to his appointments and, you know, be there with him. But, you know, as you know, going through treatment, even with insurance. you kind of break the bank. And, you know, we pretty much went through our savings. And so when I found out about the no tax on tips, I was like, this is incredible. So what's crazy is you're stood there next to the president and you're there to be like, let's not talk about how unaffordable health care is. Right. Which got you to this place to be DoorDash Grandma.

Let's say, hey, this is normal. and this is a great way to actually do things because the burden can't be on the state or these companies to make treatment more affordable or available. You should just start gigging at DoorDash. No, you just have better taxes on your tips. That's the best we can do,

and that is our final offer. And actually, thank you so much, sir, for that. That's an entire negotiation as one person just talking to themselves. And the best you could possibly do is probably better taxes on my tips, and that's what you did. So I really appreciate it.

And I'm so sorry for wasting your time, sir. Yeah. There was just another moment, too. After, like, Trump, you know, got to the part about talking, like, normalizing Doordash for the elderly, he was just then started doing Trump jazz. The election was stolen. The woke left. And then with this poor lady next to him, he's talking about his transphobia and tries to pour this old lady into the conversation.

They want to have men playing in with. women's sport. Do you think that men should play in women's sports? Asking this lady. I really don't have an opinion on that. You don't. I'll bet you do. No, I'm here about. Pizza. Yeah.

Do you say pizza? Huh? She said, I'm here about and he said pizza. Oh. I thought he said pizza for a second. She brought him McDonald's because that was the, that was the photo shoot. I just like even, this lady was like, no, bro, look, I'm staying on the script here. but don't roll me into this shit.

Nice try asshole. Yeah. I like, yeah. She was like, talk to J.K. Rowling for that. I'm good. Thank you very much. I know. I'm sorry.

I'm like kind of in a really bad situation in my life. My husband's dying of cancer. Can I just, I'm trying to get no tax on my tips here. And maybe, I don't know, like a free little cancer treatment. But he's just like, what do you think about trans people? What do you think about George Soros? What do you think about them cross-dressers? I'm like, relax, dude.

I'm sorry. I'm kind of going through a lot. That's not what I'm here for. All right. Okay. All right. Doesn't it just steam you up though? Yeah.

I don't know. Isn't that, doesn't that feel so unfair? Like volleyball with our girls. Doesn't that feel so unfair to live in a world so unjust? I don't know. I'm kind of living in an unjust world where I feel like my husband should be able to, you know,

that living isn't a thing you can afford to do. But I don't know, man. It's because earlier he also said he's like, and did you vote for me? And she was like, I guess. Like she didn't. fully say she did, which was odd, but then she did say later on Fox News that she did.

But I think she was just trying to be as like apolitical as possible, but unfortunately. Where she didn't. And then her hesitancy was drilled out of her the second she got off camera with her. Yeah. You say can fucking vote for. Say that shit. Should we close the loop on Artemis real quick? Artemis 2.

The crew splashed down off the coast of San Diego at 5.07 p.m. Friday, despite some fears from of experts, the capsule's heat shield held up. Everyone made it back safely. And these fine, brave astronauts can put the whole thing in their rear view mirror. Oh, wait. Charmin was like, hey, and we heard about you guys shitting up there.

So we want to offer you a lifetime supply, more or 14 of those giant forever rolls of our toilet paper. This was their post. To our moon mission crew, we're sorry to hear your mission included some unexpected turbulence in the bathroom department. But, B-U-T-T, don't worry. That's not even a pun. That's just a misspelling.

We'll be ready for your return with a year's supply of Charmin to ensure a smooth landing for the next time you launch one. Oh, launch one? After all, every moon deserves to enjoy the go. every moon deserves to enjoy the go. I guess their thing is enjoy the go. Enjoy the go. And so because they were going to the moon and a moon is also your butt,

every moon deserves to enjoy the go. But again, as somebody was obsessed with the toilet thing, it was the pee thing that was the most fucked up in that toilet. Yeah, yeah, but that doesn't tie into their marketing thing. All right.

And so we're all going to forget that. To me, I'm like, I'm out here as an Artemis bathroom truther, this post is completely just disconnected from the situation. It just feels craven. The nightmare, the reason that I don't, like, go to the bathroom at work or, like, in public places is because there's, like, a nightmare scenario of, like, you stinking it up and, like, somebody, like, goes in. It was like, whoa.

Or, you know, just, like, people knowing that you went to the bathroom there. The shame. Worst case scenario, a clogged toilet. And like, that has happened to this crew in front of the entire world. Like, they got a clogged toilet in front of the whole world. Like, I don't think they should be a shame, but I do think there's, like, some inherent shame that we have around that. And it's just, what a rough, what a rough legacy for your brave mission deeper into space than anyone's ever been. And I'm part of the problem, because all I could keep talking about was,

the toilet on there, not the significance of the mission or the people involved. I was like, how they poop it? Are they peeing in there? Not a great look for me. I've plugged so many toilets in my day. I got to tell you, they can come to me. It's a safe space. It's a safe space over here in my house. They can do whatever they need to do. I feel so bad for them. What was the first public toilet or like first public moment you clogged a toilet and we're like, off the floor? I'll just tell you like the worst one. We were shooting a film in like the basement of some guy's house and then like a short. and then on the first floor there was a bathroom and I clogged the toilet and it started seeping through

to the basement and we had to stop filming straight up and I was like this sucks literally wow yeah I did it at a Halloween party in sixth grade and that was the last time I had the bravery to take a door outside of my house yeah yeah I was bad I remember I had to tell the girl's mom because like I pan I was in there fucking panicked dude I'm like 12

Yeah. Okay. And I'm like, fuck. No, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, and I just fuck this toilet down. No, the fuck you won't,

but I know. And I'm like, bro, you're gonna die a virgin man. Look at you because you had to take a big shit here. And I remember going up

to my friend's mom. I was like, Javana, I think the bad, she's like, oh, honey. And she went in there, she's like,

oh, honey. She's like, it was fine. And she had a reaction. And I was like, oh, fuck. And then she called the plumber real loud and shit on the phone.

Yeah, yeah. No, she called the police. That's how fucks it was. Like, wait, I'm doing it called police. She's like, I don't know. You might have to shoot the toilet. Anyways, leave these poor astronauts alone. We'll only cover this story like three, four more times.

Well, also, it's good to note that they can't even accept your toilet paper. They're not even allowed to accept the toilet paper. So this was just for Sharman to get some attention. So just in case any. other toilet paper brands. I know that's a big cross-section of our listenership. In case any of you are thinking of trying this,

it's, quote, unlikely the astronauts will be able to accept the gifts because NASA employees are prohibited from accepting gifts valued at more than $20 and can't accept more than $50 of gifts for the year from the same source. So find another way

to draw attention to these people's filthy but holes. In this era we're in, I'll be like, yeah, Okay, try and enforce that. Charmin, back the fucking truck up. This is my address. Oh, they'll take $50. They'll give you the death penalty for that.

Yeah, like, that's the sort of thing that you're going to get audited for. It's just the rich people could get away with getting, getting $20 million advances from, from Charmin, for like an ad that they're never going to do. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. All right. Should we take another quick break and come back and talk about the fuck. Boy Corner.

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His career is probably getting closer to death. You know, the mewing, looks maxing man boy that has taken the internet by drizzle, has added another awkward interview clip to his highlight reel. If you don't know who we're talking about, this guy is 20 years old, and his name is Braden Peters, but he goes by clavicular. And again, amassed a following for preaching the gospel of looks maxing, which really comes from the insult part of the internet, but basically a term for just taking any means necessary to look like a chiseled god, including smoking meth if you want to stay lean, okay?

Just use it selectively or using steroids, whatever it is. It's just maximum looks at all costs. And, yeah, Beja said it's from the dolls. there was a clip where, like, a group of trans women came up to him and were like, you know, we're the original looks maxers, just so you know. It ain't you. But you're actually appropriating art culture. And he was like, well, like, truly.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And like, then like his one homeboy was like, oh, y'all are trans? Like his interview, he was, he kind of was having like a, the cognitive dissonance was fucking with him. He's like, oh, oh, okay. But anyway, he is now just getting interviewed by more mainstream people ever since he partied with like neo-Nazis in Miami, like yelling Heil Hitler in a club, like the Kanye song. And also some legal issues involving battery and also shooting a supposedly already dead alligator like a bunch of times like on his stream.

You know, cool Florida shit. He recently had an interview with 60 Minutes in Australia. And if there's one thing I like about Ozzy 60 Minutes is they like to get stocking, might, with their questions. They're just, they're just not dancing. They'll be like, well, bro. So you're lying in. You know what I mean? Because like I just think of there's like there was that one health influencer Bell Gibson from Australia who's like lying about having cancer and like she had a

16 minutes interview where they're just like even like you know they're just they get right to it. There's a little more for play I'd say with American journalism. But off top the interview just starts going left when the journalist just sort of like straight up rejects clavicular clavicular's worldview, which is that like looks are the only thing that matter. And here, him just kind of going on a tangent where he's like, dude, what are you talking about? That shit doesn't matter how you look, but here's clavicular trying to gotcha him back. But see, I disagree, Clav. I don't think appearance is as important as you're suggesting.

Hmm. Do you think that if you were bald, if you were fat, that you would be doing this interview, that you would be a journalist? Yeah. Yeah, I do. Well, I would tell you that it's very unlikely. Oh, wow. Oh, good.

You are sat across from an intellectual heavyweight, dude. He handled that with the grace of Frankenstein in a K-hole. Amazing, dude. I would tell you that you are not and that I'm the correct one. I'm sure if he did that back to him, he'd be like, fuck. What's that, dude, huh? I, you go on. Get it out.

Now, son, what's the deal? You would just, and then he was asked. What a bet. Like, it would make sense for somebody who, like, had charisma to them be like, looks are all the matter because then you can, like, kind of trick people into thinking that it's the looks that is making you. But, like, to just be, like, a handsome person who is actually, like, suffering some sort of, like, shut down as this interview is happening.

Right. That's tough. Tough for your argument. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Again, you're not covering yourself in glory with that. And then he was asked, he was like, then the interview ended because he was asked like, just very basic questions. He's like, you hang out with a lot of freaks like Nick Fuentes and Andrew Tate. Like, what's that about? Like, is that kind of your vibe? And here he is just handling it again quite gracefully. Why do you spend time with people like that? All right, have a nice day. are you trying to I see you want to make this political too bad I didn't have time to

to look into you know anything about potentially you know who's who your wife cheated with but don't try to go down that line of questioning I just wait hold on

I mean I'm not doing any political I'm not married gesturing I was simply only asking because maybe you got a looks max then so I could uh I could teach you about looks and then maybe you could switch that up. But thanks for the time.

Appreciate the interview. Wow. Yeah, so you better, because I might know some stuff about who your wife's cheating with. And he goes, I'm not married. Like, oh, man. He tried. He tried. And he failed spectacularly.

It's, again, this is how he handles interviews when he's talking to someone, like, who's remotely has. any level of self-assurance or self, they're like, they accept themselves as a person. Because this kind of talk only works on like very insecure people who are still like grasping for some sense of identity or how to define themselves. When he encounters people who are like, nah, dude, I don't, I don't think that's, that's all that matters. It just, it becomes like untenable, the conversation.

The same thing happened. Well, he's like 20 years old, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So young. Yeah. He knows nothing. I know. and he's trying to be out here just being like,

why are you crying in Coco? Why am I crying in Coco? Exactly. Because I've lived, motherfucker. He's lived. Yeah, exactly. Why am I okay? Because I've been rejected a bunch for shit like my looks.

And then I realized that's a dangerous path. That's why, asshole. So this happened the same thing when he interviewed, or Andrew Callahan from Channel 5 interviewed him too, because Andrew just straight up was like, yeah, dude, I'm not like, I don't think looks matter. And again, he was like, fuck. So when you wake up every single morning and you take a look in the mirror,

you're 100% satisfied with every single thing. Is that what you're talking to? Yeah, more or less. Okay, dude. Okay. All right. Well, I guess that's just, if you want to be completely disingenuous, that's fine with me. I guess there's just no point to continue.

All right. Thank you for your time. Thank you. Wait. What is this? Just gets up, and then his manager? comes out, clavicular's manager comes out because he's like, wait, the interview's over. Did he say some cancellation shit?

Why this guy comes over here. No worries. Yeah, no, everything's fine. We're all good. Yo, clath. Is everything okay? I'm a 48-year-old man trying to be in proximity to you and the young people you're around to feel good about myself. Is everything okay, dude?

Wow. Yeah. Just, again, merely because you sat across from someone, so there's nothing you'd hate about yourself. No. Well, dude, if you're just going to like shit and hate yourself? Okay. There's no point.

That's all he can do. It's crazy. The kryptonite is just talking to someone who isn't as fatally insecure as he is. And then it's just like, fuck. You tell me, when you look in the mirror for an hour each morning and look at each different imperfection

and slap yourself in the head as hard as you can for each one of them to punish yourself for being such a piece of shit in the eyes of God. You're telling me that doesn't bother you at all? No, what? Dude, an hour? No, no. Okay.

All right, I don't know. Then I guess this is over. Yeah, it's a hard road for clavicular at the moment. He definitely just needs to meet a bunch of more gay men with body dysmorphia because he's just not in the right market. Like, the market is there, baby, but he's just not in the right market right now. I think he is, like, finding his. market and then when he steps out of it because like the internet has created this like fucking

slip stream of just people who are like yes thank you you saved me thank you sir you saved me you are the best uh and i don't like those people are presumably like and i don't want to make it political about that whole hell hitler thing you did right and so like he just assumes that anywhere he he goes he can just be like so we can agree you look like shit, right? No, what? What? All right, well, your wife's cheating on you, asshole.

I don't, I'm not married, man. What are you talking about? What a fucking weird thing to say? You know, like, in response to, like, a genuine question about like, well, why do you hang out with all these odious people? You know, like, what's the deal? Oh, you're going to, I didn't look into why your wife's cheating on you. Oh, you are a boy.

You are a child. Yeah, yeah. It sounds like a 12-year-old, like, trying to come up with a sick burn. It's like saying, like, your mom. mom's a bitch. Right. You know, right after someone just like, you know, reads you in a way that you can't even fucking come back.

Your mom's a bitch. Yeah, yeah. Oh, we're going there now? Like, you get the feeling that clavicular was up that night being like, fuck, I should have come up with something better than his wife is cheating on him, you know? Fucking, you idiot. I should have Googled if he had a wife. Yeah.

He's probably yelling at Chad GPD. You burned me. I asked you for all the bad things about this journalist who was going to interview me and you made up a bunch of. a bullshit. All right. And then we do just have check it with Justin Trudeau.

I mean, this is mainly just, you know, a visual thing. He went to Justin Bieber's Coachella performance that has gone both ways. Some people really liked it. It was generous. I'll say it was 34 song set

Justin Bieber's and started with a lot of his newer stuff. And then at a certain point, he was like, all right, we're going to do the hits. And he played. baby, you know, his original number one smash. And he like played

the video on a massive screen behind him and then like sang along to it. And some people were like, desk like laptop set up on stage. Yeah. Some people were like, what the fuck is this? Karaoke night and other people were like, this is great. This is so fun.

Yeah. Because I think it allowed. I thought it was so interesting. Yeah. It allowed him to, no, I mean, it just allowed him to do the nostalgia without him having to go full cheesy. This was me at 15 and just kind of like sing his version while doing a little bit of you know, fan service at the same time. Yeah, it's not karaoke if it's fucking Celine Dion singing my heart will go on. That's a rendition of the song. Yeah, no, that's, that's Justin Bieber and you're getting to like see a weird, intimate little show of him like singing along to the tracks, like, get fucked. But yeah, I thought it was cool. I like when people do weird style. I liked Frank Ocean's

performance that everybody was like, get this out of here from a couple of years ago. So Katie Perry and the other Canadian Justin, Justin Trudeau, were at the concert. And it's just like, our writer champ said that he was dressed like Pucci from the Poochie episode of The Simpsons, He's the cool dog. Yeah, the cool dog that has like a T-shirt and jeans and a backwards hat on. Because he, Justin Trudeau couldn't be looks maxing harder. Also, whatever. He's youth mixing.

Yeah, he's maxing. He's my fellow kids maxing. Yes. He's my fellow kids maxing in a way that, I don't know. He's pulling it off. Like, if I had seen him, I wouldn't be like, there goes the 50-year-old former president of Canada or prime minister, but at the same time, it is kind of embarrassing. Yeah, him and Katie Perry, you know, what a, what a power couple. Gus, what do you think of

a power couple? What do you think of his little? What do you, what do you think of the outfit? How would you? I didn't see the outfit. I only saw the clip of Katie Perry being like, oh, I'm glad he has YouTube premium because I don't want to watch the ads when he was pulling up and Justin Bieber was pulling up the videos. Did you see that clip? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's funny. But yeah, yeah, this is pretty funny. Oh, is that what he was wearing? Oh, he looks like Rob R and the traitors now in this outfit. Is that what he's trying to do? If he was wearing like an overall, I'd be like, okay. Yeah, this is, what is this? Why is he wearing this?

He's got a red solo cup. My brother wore this in 2003. This was sponsored by Gap. What is this? Yeah, it is so, like, yeah, it's his idea of, he hasn't seen young people in like 20 years. But he's like, Katie Perry's fans must be young. But Katie Perry's fans are not young. They used to be young. They're all like old gays now. And he's like, we'll copy them. And it's like, no, no, no, no, no, Justin, we're doing this wrong. It's so wild. Yeah, it's funny too because they're like, like, Trudeau tweeted about Victor Orban's defeat. And then someone was like, quote tweeted and said, did he just tweet this from Coachella?

He's trying to be crazy. Yes, he did. On an in a K-hole too, by the way. Yeah, in a K-hole from the fucking goby tent. All right. Just off his face. dressed like Pucci. Amazing. Well, Gus, such a pleasure having you on the Daily Zaikas. This is so fun. Thanks for having me. Where can people find you, follow you, get your book, all that good stuff? I'm at Constantly Gus on all social media. My website's constantly Gus.

You can find the book there or Amazon, Barnes & Noble, wherever you like books. There you go. Is there a work of media that you've been enjoying? Oh, shrinking. Speaking of like, because my book is about grief and loss. And so I think shrinking really kind of encapsulates that experience in a really cool way because the season's about mortality in like a really interesting way. And like seeing mortality and Harrison Ford deal with his mortality through Harrison Ford,

who we all know and love, is kind of like a real mind fuck. And I'm really loving it. Nice. I just started watching that like a couple episodes in. And it's fun. It's a good one. Miles, where can people find you? Is there working media you've been enjoying?

Yeah, find me everywhere at Miles of Gray. talking about 90-day fiancé on 420-day fiance and also talking about English soccer, European football and the like on Ain't It Footy with Jamel Johnson and Chris Martin. A couple posts I like. This one is from at hexcat.bysky.com. And it's like a picture of like a like a mole rat or like a hairless rat in front of like a toy keyboard. And it just says like the thing that says, Neil banging out the tunes, April 3rd. 13th, 2006. And then the post from Hex was, happy 20 years of Neil banging out the two. It's just this picture of a rat in front of a keyboard. He ain't banging out shit on that keyboard.

And then one other one I like is from David J. Rothup, East Guided Social. It says, Trump calling the Pope, quote, weak on crime is unfortunately a great bit. But we'll see better. But we'll see better as the feud progresses. Trump only really has so many rhetorical moves at this point and is rapidly regressing into Fay, Broadway, insults, but we can see he's losing his look and his hat doesn't play. His hat doesn't play. That hat will always play, by the way. He's losing his look. Truly, where are you going to be?

Oh, fuck. I liked a tweet from Barrel Rolls at Barrel underscore Rolls, who tweeted, don't be like that, Your Honor. You can find me on Twitter at Jack underscore O'Brien. On Blue Sky, Jack O.B., the number one on Instagram, Jack, underscore, oh, underscore Brian. You can find us on Twitter and Blue Sky at Daily Zekegeist. We're at the Daily Zekegeist. On Instagram, you can go to the description of the episode wherever you're listening to it, and there at the bottom.

You will find the footnotes, which is where we link off to the information that we talked about in today's episode. We also link off to a song that we think you might enjoy. Miles, is there a song that you think that people might enjoy? Yeah, this is a track called Tang Gar. T-A-N-G-A-R-A by the artist Etherwood. And it's like very, we've gone out on some like drum and bass tracks, but this is more like dreamy. It feels a little more like sensitive.

But also has like a very similar chord progression to everything in its right place by Radiohead. So you might start adding your own Tom York voice in your head as you listen to this. But it's just a nice track, Tangara by Etherwood. Check it out. All right. We'll link off to that in the footnotes. the Daily Zykeyes is a production of IHeartRadio for more podcasts from My Heart Radio visit

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