The Daily Zeitgeist - Does The Pope Trend In The Woods? 2/26: Trump Gold Card, Trump Gaza, Micah Parsons, GOP Budget Resolution, Billionaire Bunkers

Episode Date: February 26, 2025

In this edition of Does The Pope Trend In The Woods?, Jack and Miles discuss Trump's Gold Card, Trump's AI "Trump Gaza" video, Micah Parsons vs Sumo Wrestler, the GOP's budget resolution, Drake cancel...ling his remaining Antipodean tour dates… due to "scheduling conflicts", corporate billionaire bunkers and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:16 Yes. Does the Pope. Yes, absolutely. Absolutely. The Pope trended and with you and also with and also with you. His Murphy and earth forever. That's right. Let's see here, Miles. Let's see what's trending on the old trend maps. Pope is, as of this recording, still in double critical condition or you know.
Starting point is 00:02:39 What's double critical condition? No, no, sorry. Double pneumonia. Double pneumonia, right. Seriously critical condition. Seriously critical condition. No, no, sorry. Double pneumonia. Double pneumonia, right. Seriously critical condition. Seriously critical condition. Okay. Anyways, trending gold card is trending.
Starting point is 00:02:51 Have you heard about this deal? This sweet deal that they're offering? No, but I'm interested. Forget about green card. What if I offered you a gold card? We're gonna be selling a gold card, this part's a quote. You have a green card, this is a gold card. We're gonna to be selling a gold card. This part's a quote. You have a green card. This is a gold card.
Starting point is 00:03:12 We're going to be putting a price on that card of about five million dollars, and that's going to give you a green card privileges. Plus, it's going to be a route to citizenship and wealthy people will be coming into our country by buying this card. The cost co-ization of American citizenship. Wow. Or like it's like getting the VIP pass to Coachella. Right. You know, can you now it's truly I mean, like I mean, America is can you afford to live in the United States, like survive in the United States? And now it's like, can you afford to be an American citizen now?
Starting point is 00:03:42 Is the new thing. Can you do you you have five, what, five million? Right. Yeah. Okay. Well, that's somehow not the worst thing that Donald Trump has uttered or, you know, broadcasted from his terrible brain in the last 24 hours, because there's also a video that's trending, or not everyone's talking about it, because he on Truth Social released a video or like
Starting point is 00:04:06 This is like a yeah posted a video AI slop video about like Trump Gaza What his plans are and it looks again. It's total AI slop. There's like him dancing with ladies. There's also Elon Musk is all over it. There's money on my the sky. Elon Musk looking like he's 23 years old. It's so fucking, bro, this is like, it's so bad. It's so absurd. Trump got the number one. The song is like kind of catchy, catchy AI slop. I guess I'll, I can just,
Starting point is 00:04:37 fucking song is really ridiculous here. ["Set You Free"] Donald's coming to set you free. Donald's coming to set you free. No more tunnels, no more fear. Tukka is finally here. Okay. Buck, buck.
Starting point is 00:04:56 So yeah, he's putting up ads for his ethnic cleansing casino that he thinks he'll own. Because again, very serious. It's like so weird. It's like on top of all the serious shit that's happening Then he posts some fucking wacky shit like why is going on dude? That's what I'm like this guy is so out of it everyone else ethnic cleansing oh That's his new that's his new moniker yeah Yeah. That's the new casino. So yeah, chaos abounds. It's wild. It is truly wild that he posted that because also, like it makes Elon Musk look like kind
Starting point is 00:05:35 of young and trim. He's like stuffing his face in all the video for some reason. Yeah, he's always eating hummus. He's eating hummus in that, like that's, and I think there's literal money raining from the sky. He's eating hummus constantly, looks very trim. And then Trump looks like, he looks like stepped on shit. He looks like Toad from the Frog and Toad Children's books. Yeah, there's like a shot of him and BB
Starting point is 00:06:00 in lounge chairs by the pool. And you're like, this is fucking grim. There's also a lot of people notice that there were like belly dancers, but had like beards and people were like, I don't think this guy was looking very closely or maybe a troll made this video to get him to repost it for this purpose.
Starting point is 00:06:17 Either way, he posted it. And we have to talk about it. We love it folks, don't we? Just for a bit. Moving on. Moving on, Micah Parsons, He poses if we have to talk about us that we love it folks don't just for a bit moving on moving on Micah Parsons Great NFL defensive player one of the best athletes in American sports tried to go at a sumo wrestler and
Starting point is 00:06:38 It's it's entertaining this video's like Twitter. Yeah, I just yeah I just wowed to see someone who everyone's like, dude, like these fucking NFL dudes, like Obviously the like the brain injuries aside like they're fierce competitors to go up against a sumo wrestler who Like I just who just inherently understands like yeah My job is to literally not be pushed out of this circle ever. Yeah. Yeah So yeah, go ahead do your worst and it's so funny see Mike a Parsons feet Like he's trying to get traction like a cartoon. Like, it's like the fresh Linstone car shit. His feet are just yeah. And the sumo wrestler does not move, does not budge. It's wild. And yeah,
Starting point is 00:07:17 I mean, it's this is somebody in their natural element in the sumo ring doing their thing. But it's just wild to see how much like that can be a skill. Just being immovable with no shoes on and knowing like the geometry of how to not be like have someone else you around, push you around. Yeah, my parsons is like kind of bent at the waist. This dude is a straight line from his head to his foot. It's just like he's yeah, it's like a fucking beam. It's a triangle You will not break this but hey shout to them
Starting point is 00:07:52 I mean look as a Japanese person who grew up watching sumo Micah Parsons, you should have grabbed his fundoshi man That's what that's you're supposed to do, bro That's how you really gonna get leverage throw his ass around by grabbing his fund the wrap that they were Oh really trying to like yeah He's trying to like hook his fucking armpits and shit broke grab the foot you could you could lift his ass up if you actually Were like, okay, that's right. Now. Let me try it by manipulating your fundus here Look, that's not like bad form to grab the fundus. No, no, no, no, no Yeah, yeah you you must sometimes,
Starting point is 00:08:25 because sometimes you can just straight up lift somebody out of the ring by grabbing them by the hundashi. I know that from just generally, my fighting style in MMA is wedgie giving. That's just, I just give extreme wedgies to people. Get knocked out every single time, but get them off their feet every once in a while.
Starting point is 00:08:45 The Republicans, one step closer to their dream budget. Yeah. Just what? Four point five trillion steps left. Yeah. Oh, sorry. And I don't mean to call it fun. Fundoshi is like more traditional that I think technically sumo or mawashi. Just from my from my sumo from my sumo fans out there. I apologize. I should have said mawashi instead of fundoshi.
Starting point is 00:09:05 Anyway, all that to say, yes, the Republicans, I know, I know, I'm panicking, don't release this episode. But yeah, the Republicans in Capitol Hill News, again, their main goal right now, they are tasked with, in Congress, to actually passing legislation to help the
Starting point is 00:09:25 oligarchical dream of forever tax cuts a reality. You know, this is the one where they are going to cut four and a half trillion dollars in tax revenues over the next decade. And the way they offset that is by getting at least two trillion dollars in spending. And on Tuesday, they got a little bit closer to that reality when porn pope and speaker of the house Mike Johnson eeked out a 217 215 party line vote to pass a budget resolution now This is not the actual bill the buzzer budget resolution is like essentially a blueprint for the GOP to begin coming up with Proposals for how to make all this spending go away and since since this isn't the actual bill, Republicans are like,
Starting point is 00:10:05 no, no, we're not going to be cutting like SNAP or like Medicaid. But when you look at this as basically a roadmap for making cuts, like for example, like Energy and Commerce, according to this budget resolution, they need to find about $880 billion in spending to axe. Well, the only way you're going to get there is by taking a huge bite out of Medicaid's ass which covers 70 million low-income Americans and like Agriculture Committee they need to find 230 billion dollars in cuts. Well that would essentially mean they're gonna have to go after SNAP and other subsidies for people who need food. So the only reason basically they aren't
Starting point is 00:10:41 able to just walk this completely through Congress is there's already a shitload of disagreement among Republicans over what to cut and ultimately if those cuts are even enough because some people are real deficit hawks and they're like, yeah, I'm down to cut programs and let people die. But like, I also actually want to do like fiscal conservatism and I want to bring the deficit down. And those people aren't pleased, but they found enough common ground to get this through the House. Then you have the Senate, who has a completely different outlook on this.
Starting point is 00:11:10 So there's gonna be a lot of capital, like political capital is gonna be spent to really get through this and try and justify all these cuts because you're already seeing people like turn up at town hall meetings, already angry about the shit Doge is doing. So imagine what they do when you're in a district
Starting point is 00:11:26 where people are on like snap and they need food and you're gutting that and they're like, what the fuck am I supposed to do? One thing we have learned though, through reporting is quote, party leaders suggest that if lawmakers feel the need to hold town halls, they do tell a town halls or at least vet attendees to avoid scenes
Starting point is 00:11:45 that become viral clips, according to GOP sources. A GOP aide said House Republican leaders are urging lawmakers to stop engaging in them altogether. So just ignore the problem and that shit will go away. Yeah, exactly. Those people don't feel that way unless you show up and see them feeling that way. And then allow other people to see them feel that way. Right. And then they're going to get ideas on how to feeling that way. And then allow other people to see them feel that way and then they're gonna get ideas on how to feel that way.
Starting point is 00:12:08 So stop letting people see how they feel and we can get on with the art of the deal or steal. That was pretty good. A little bit of Shakespeare, you know what I mean? Shakespeare. Yeah. Famous rhyming poet, Shakespeare. I hate to just totally plagiarize his work like that
Starting point is 00:12:25 But sometimes you got it. Just got to let it come through you but we talked on yesterday's a trending about how Bernie Sanders is going to GOP like deep red districts and just being like this is bad They're oligarchs they're taking shit away from you And it's like standing room only having to turn people away. Like people. Yeah. So, you know, which does seem like the thing that Democrats should be doing is giving people places to vent their frustration. If they only they knew how to do it. But I think this is where you have to remember that they will not align with anything left of them. Like when it really comes down to them, it comes down to it. They'll be like, I'll put myself in a costume and do noises that sound like
Starting point is 00:13:09 it. But when the rubber meets the road, you better believe we go into the status quo. My status quo swish swish. It is so funny that like, rather than do anything right now, like the, the James Carvel. So we're seeing the two paths that the Democrats are willing to go. The Bernie Sanders going out, letting people express their frustration. Maybe that gets through and people start passing legislation that like, uh, is designed to help people. Uh, and then James Carville just let them fuck things up so drastically that we are just there to collect the pieces,
Starting point is 00:13:46 which has worked so well recently for them. Just do nothing while people's, you know, lived experience continues to go further and further into a negative direction. That's a great way to build goodwill for your party. Swish. Once again, James, you've done it. Let's take a quick break.
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Starting point is 00:17:38 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. And we're back. We're back. Oh, yeah. What's what's happening with the boy, the boy, the one, the only Drake has canceled his remaining Australian and New Zealand tour dates for. and New Zealand tour dates for... I like this description. So apparently the tour dates were sold out. So it's not that, not lack of interest. And it's not anything having to do with him being in a bad place because of how badly he lost that beef. So don't even start saying that stuff over there, okay?
Starting point is 00:18:26 It's a scheduling conflict Which oh what could that possibly mean when it comes to a world tour that has already? Scheduled yeah, that's like the worst excuse. I've ever heard for I'm giving up Yeah like this is This is what people do like when they take an L or something and they're like, they leave a fucking stage or something, like in a comedy show and then they'll be like,
Starting point is 00:18:51 I had a scheduling conflict. I didn't leave cause I took a L. Like I have to go somewhere. I'm thinking of Don L Rawlings who did this. I think I'm, I think like he got roasted on like kill Tony or something and it became like this epic meltdown where he to this day still insists that he didn't, he didn't leave the roast because he's getting cooked so bad it's because he had a schedule conflict. He just remembered a thing he had to do. Yeah yeah exactly exactly
Starting point is 00:19:13 but I mean it's very odd uh I don't are people even believing that because it's again if you plan a tour you're like yeah I'm doing these shows to make money. And I'm, this is, this is what's on my schedule. So I'd imagine you plan the tour and be like, Oh, I forgot. I'm actually committed to this other thing, but I planned a tour. So either in that sense, you're completely reckless or you had the tour and you're like, Oh, what's that? Yeah. I'd rather do that either way.
Starting point is 00:19:40 You look like asshole. Um, and it turns out kind of the whole problem with it. He seems like a complete dick. Yeah. What is this? Disturbed is offering Kendrick to do a collab. Kendrick, if you're at all interested, let's go ahead and shock the world a little bit. Let's let everybody know that we have more in common than we do that separates us and let's take our artistry to another level together
Starting point is 00:20:07 I would love to do that. That is such a generous offer from disturbed lead vocalist David Draymond That's fucking what is it? Why why we should understand what what are they like is, I mean, I don't know. I it's been a while since I've asked about what's going on with disturbed. It's been a while. But I like how Ben was basically describing it as like, it's basically like the modern day walk this way.
Starting point is 00:20:35 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. We love that. Did you just find out about walk this way? That's amazing. So we were talking about the Drake video where a drone like landed on the top of this hotel penthouse suite that he was hanging out at and started looking at what was on his laptop screen. And then like he came out, it flew back and was still, you know, filming him. And then he threw a sandal off the building at the drone
Starting point is 00:21:08 and missed by a mile. We don't know if it's real or not, I guess, is the question. It's so fake. It's so fake, Jack. But you think it's staged by Drake? Yes. Yes. Watch this.
Starting point is 00:21:24 To what end? So here he is, he's coming out. So apparently this drone is hovering like in his like whatever luxury penthouse patio. There's a few reasons. He gets up and he goes, oh what's this? This is bad acting. He picks up a slipper. Now watch the angle Jack. If, think of the center of this shot as being dead center of where the drone is. The camera is not off to the side. Why is he launching? Look at the angle which he throws the sandal. Cause he doesn't want to mess where the drone is. The camera's not off to the side. Why is he launching, look at the angle which he throws the sandal,
Starting point is 00:21:46 because he doesn't want to mess up the drone that he's paying for for the shoot. That's why, look. What the fuck was that? No, Miles, Miles, Drake is bad at throwing things. That is what is happening. He has never tried to throw a sandal at a drone before and fucked it up, is what I think happened.
Starting point is 00:22:07 I don't know if this is real. If it's fake, it just is. It's an L. It's an L either way. It's an L. It's a huge L. Like the I don't know why this would be a thing that he chose to... People are taking the shadiest screen caps of this shit. Yeah, it's not good, but it just feels like a weird time to be Drake, you guys. Yeah, see a lot of this is the other thing people are saying when he posted this clip to the stakes are high, but so am I.
Starting point is 00:22:38 Wait, no. Yeah, it says the video is staged. It was a this looks like this was an ad for the gambling website steak. Oh, interesting. Yeah. Okay. I told you bro, I've been making fake videos. You know what I mean? Why is that for that?
Starting point is 00:22:52 I don't understand. Anyway. Because he has, he's in bed with them financially. So yeah, that's all. Cool. Um, but like have yourself hit the fucking drone with your sandal and like do a better throw. I feel like, yeah, let's, let's take, let's get another take of that Drake. Let's take it back to one. And I went Drake and try to not throw this sandal like an absolute goober
Starting point is 00:23:17 actually, as they say in Toronto found as absolute Gerber fam. And finally, in terms of where he's retreating to, because he did cancel his remaining Australian and New Zealand tour dates due to scheduling conflict. Absolutely. They were sold out. It was actually like too popular and he was a little scared by how much people wanted to come. So that's why he had to cancel it.
Starting point is 00:23:37 And because of schedule, the aforementioned scheduling conflict as for where he can retreat to semaphore had an article the other day about these underground bunkers we've been tracking for a little bit on the show where billionaires will buy up old missile silos or build their own underground billionaire bunkers. But now it's actually getting, and this makes a lot of sense to me that this would be the future, corporations, companies are starting to investigate this as a place to both hide their server farms in the chance that there's a nuclear war.
Starting point is 00:24:21 Yeah, because we're all going to be asking for what data they have on consumer spending habits when we're fucking rebuilding the earth. Yes. So I think it's like AI companies and crypto companies, and they would also house their C-suite at these underground colonies, survival condos. Yeah, I really like this paragraph. Larry Hall, owner of Kansas-based Survival Condo, said he recently priced an underground data center and executive suite space to a crypto company for 64 million dollars. Survival condo counts eight companies in the planning stages of
Starting point is 00:24:55 building bunkers, three of which are competing to purchase an existing 150,000 square foot facility in Kansas serving the same purpose a Project started by a big oil billionaire who died before it was completed. Oh You died before your panic room was made. I know so sad I mean, this is what Douglas Rushkoff was talking about when we had him on the show You're talking about billionaire bump billionaires like The logic is so fucking weird for these people. But now that you make it a thing you can put on the corporate card for your company, I feel like we're going to start seeing these become more and more common because now you're not having to spend your personal money.
Starting point is 00:25:38 Right, bleed your company dry. We've talked about the way that like our new corporate oligarchy is like really set up with like Dr. Strangelove stakes, like a small number of people at a table making all the important decisions about the future and like the decisions they're making are designed to kill the rest of us. And like they're openly making plans for what to do when the earth is no longer habitable. This is why for the people, I mean, obviously they'll keep as many workers in the dark about what they're building, but that's where, you know, sabotage is needed.
Starting point is 00:26:13 You know what I mean? Where it's like, yeah, dude, watch this. I put such vulnerabilities on the outside of this thing. They'll be fucking running out of here. Once I just, all I gotta do is press a button from the outside because they don't fucking know what I'm doing because they're exploiting our labor. Wow, but good for them. Kind of a smart grift to be like what the guy was like.
Starting point is 00:26:32 The nuclear clock is moving closer to midnight. The guy who's like selling these things, which we've talked about like the, how the nuclear clock is kind of like a bullshit thing. That's like just some company that has been around since the fifts being like, we are the coalition of nuclear scientists, but it's like very unofficial.
Starting point is 00:26:51 And they seem to just like move it at random. Like they didn't move it during the Cuban missile crisis. They move it closer every year. And he's like, the more worries there are in the headline news, the more people look for solutions So I mean this guy's killing it because he's capitalizing on paranoia caused by a thing That is going to like the media will keep reporting on the doomsday clock because fear sells they'll keep taking it forward because it's what gets them in the press and
Starting point is 00:27:21 Everyone assumes it's some official measurement and not just like dude the razzees for nuclear war. The most based shit you could do is again, because the other thing they're capitalizing on is the subconscious of these billionaires who knows deep in their bones that they are fucking the cause of all of this shit and that they do need to worry and that they do need some kind of exit strategy for when everything comes to pass. That'd be the last year's like you're a bunker builder. need to worry and that they do need some kind of exit strategy for when everything comes to pass. That'd be the wildest shit is like, you're a bunker builder.
Starting point is 00:27:47 It's like, yeah, bro, I made the most fucked up bunkers for these people. And guess what? Y'all can't escape because I was, I was scheming against you the whole fucking time to your money. Obsolescence for like three months in. Yeah. Three months post-apocalypse. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:03 I mean, so that is also like like as these billionaires are like scheming They are asking the hard questions like okay So obviously I have my island bunker that I built out in the middle of the Pacific Ocean that only I know the coordinates of When I take my family there during the apocalypse, I'm going to have to hire a pilot to fly us. Do I then have to shoot the pilot in the head? We were talking about an article where somebody who was big in the tech industry was hearing those conversations and was like, oh man. That was Douglas Rushkoff. Was it?
Starting point is 00:28:42 Yeah, yeah. Because he was taught member he was here He wrote the book about billionaire bunkers and we had him on yeah I remember that that's where he they always picked his brain Like always asking about this kind of stuff and that's when he would hear them talk about like what do I let's game this out here? Miles yeah, so I'm gonna have to fucking shoot these guys in the head, right? And that's that's how they spend their time and mental. Other solutions were like, what if I only know the code to where the food is? So they have to not kill me. Right. It's all this stuff about like, how do I corner them so that basically I have like a dead man's hand switch for their lives?
Starting point is 00:29:19 So I have to be alive. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Very good thinking. Very positive. Very good to my island bunker. And I already, very good thinking, very positive. Very good. We get to my island bunker and I already have their family there in a dungeon. So what are they gonna do? You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. I mean, the answer is obvious.
Starting point is 00:29:35 You find someone with no family that just wants to survive and they're not bringing nobody and you just incentivize it. Be like, yeah, bro, you get to fucking live too. Yeah. Keep you on a leash out in the back. Also wear this collar. So you try and fuck with me.
Starting point is 00:29:49 This will pop your fucking dome like a cherry tomato. Cool. We're good here. Well, all right. So those are some of the things that are trending on this Wednesday, February 26th. We are back tomorrow with the whole last episode of the show. Until then, be kind to each other. Be kind to yourselves. Today, February 26th, we are back tomorrow with the whole last episode of the show. Until then, be kind to each other, be kind to yourselves, get your vaccines, get your flu shots.
Starting point is 00:30:11 Yeah. Don't do nothing about white supremacy. No. And we will talk to y'all tomorrow. Bye. Bye. Do you remember what you said the first night I came over here? How goes lower?
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