The Daily Zeitgeist - Drake Calls The Cops, Popeye Popping Eyes 11.27.24

Episode Date: November 27, 2024

In episode 1783, Jack and Miles are joined by comedian, Blake Wexler, to discuss... Drake Thinks There’s A Conspiracy Against Him... Basically Tells On Himself, Public Domain IP Is The Next Wave Of Cinema BS But At Least It’s Absurd As Hell, Doctors Have Good News For Shower Urinators and more! Drake Thinks There’s A Conspiracy Against Him... Basically Tells On Himself Intellectual Properties Entering the Public Domain in 2024 POPEYE THE SLAYER MAN | Official Trailer (2025) Doctors Have Good News For Shower Urinators LISTEN: Mum Does The Washing by Joshua IdehenSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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It is Wednesday, November 27th, 2024. We're almost through November. Miles, you told it to take its time. Yeah. Now I'm saying get the fuck out of here. Get the fuck out. Kicking it out the door. Bring the fucking pain. From rending myself. Out the door by the butt. Like jazz in the Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

Wow. What is November 27th? Uh, it's National Jukebox Day. shout out everybody with a jukebox. Yeah, I fucking knew it. I knew I Forgot I'm gonna get killed in my house for forgetting. It's also a national craft jerky day national But very good cream pie day kill me. I forgot National Dew Fox Day. Oh fuck. What'd I do? A National Taiwan On Day. You're gonna tie one on. An apron. You're gonna put an apron on. Well yeah. Put the apron on. Because the apron I thought was cute. You're like hanging out with your friends from high school. Yeah coming down house with a turkey for Thanksgiving. Meeting up at Uncle Oogie's. Grabbing sixer. I gotta go Uncle Oogie's. Cause it's the only phrase that I can reliably say with a Philly accent. So I just go back to it every time.

Yeah. All right. My name is Jack O'Brien, AKA look at my veins. Look how they're mountain dew. Look at this troubling hue. Yeah. They are all yellow. Piss jug man on the discord shouts to piss jug man. Wow. I don't think piss jug man's been here.

I'm telling you, shout out. Yeah. Hit me up on blue sky. I will get you that discord invite because we are seeing the benefits of added discord interest from all your piss. Is that like a thing is it being played like a like are we blowing on the piss jug like it's an i thought it was a mountain dew reference because of the song the first aka they contribute it but it could just be that they carry around a jug of their own piss there's many ways to dispose of your piss, to relieve yourself, as we're gonna find out

in today's episode. I'm thrilled to be joined as always by my co-host, it's Mr. Miles Gray. It's Miles Gray, AKA. Past Halloween night, the holidays are creeping up once more. Uncomfortable fights, family arguments and slamming doors.

Past the whipped cream and wipe that shitty look right off your face. Yeah. Just doesn't seem like anybody wants you in this place. Don't try saving face. Just disinvite him. Disinvite when your moron son has helped incite the fascists on the right. Just disinvite him. Disinvite. They're fighting for the rights and you can't take the consequence of your actions. Rich schools keep staffing up posts in this ridiculous charade

There's no escaping Tecmo goals and anti-vax guys Please pass the pie Okay, shout out to less than zero on the discord, a bit of thriller, a bit of reference to Jesse Waters getting disinvited. A bit of thriller. Yeah, just a little lot of thriller. We bit a thriller there for you. So thank you for that one. A little spot of thriller. And I hope on this day before the rumble in many dining rooms, or maybe not, or maybe

people have, you know, done set boundaries in a healthy way to prevent yourself from getting into cataclysmic fights with your family, I wish everyone much love on this day before the- Much love. Whatever, whatever you call Thanksgiving. Eating. It is, it is the day that when people go get drunk with their friends from high school or not, or like go watch their friends from high school get drunk in my case.

So that first one back though. Have a good one. That first Thanksgiving, like freshman year of college, the way people were like, dude, have I told you about philosophy? Whenever people are majoring in, it became big show and tell that first school break back. You're like, dude, I didn't know what capitalist patriarchy? What, dude? That's sick, dude. That's sick.

Yeah, that's right. A little guy by the name of Marks. Have you met him? Miles. Marky Mark. We guy by the name of Marks. Have you met him? Miles. Marky Mark. We're thrilled. Marky Marks. We're thrilled to be joined in our third seat by a brilliant comedian, writer, actor, his special daddy, Longlegs.

You must go watch right now on YouTube. Oh, yeah. He's the corner of the disgusting phrase. Sorry, I got to tell both sides. I got to say the good and the bad. He is the corner of the disgusting phrase plumpers to describe his legs, his juicy filly above the knees stakes. Please welcome the crazy, spooky, scary, hilarious.

He's riding a recumbent bike in short shorts. It's Blake Wexler. Blake. Something thick. The word will make you sick. They can't fit in overalls. Blake's plumper. Plumbers, plumbers, plumbers, plum plum plum plum plum plumbers, plumbers, plumbers. I ain't afraid of Colin Jost.

Hey everybody, it's Blake Wexler. Wow. I wonder if we can, in all entertainment, if it's fair to just make fun of Colin Jost. Hey everybody. It's like, wow. I, I wonder if we can in all entertainment, if it's fair to just make fun of Colin Jost. No, not on this side. In this household, not in this household, not in this household. Colin, the Jost is king. In this household, we have not given up the Jost.

Uh, we, yeah, we stand by our King, Colin Jost. It's he acknowledges that his face is punchable. So he's fine. He does. Yeah. He gets a pass. He says he has a punchable face. Yeah.

His book I think was like most punchable face or something. You read Colin's book. Yeah, dude. I read the book. Yeah. I love that book. Yeah. That's a fucking I love his book. Yeah, dude, I read the book. I read the whole thing. I love that book. Yeah.

Well, I'm acting weird. Yeah, cover to cover. Yeah. I wrote the afterword. It's my bossy pants. Yeah. No, I just heard that that was the title of his book and... Oh, yeah.

The title is Punchable Face? He did. Yeah. It's not really his face though. It's like his whole vibe, I think, is punchable face. He did. Yeah. It's not really his face though. It's like his whole vibe. I think is more the problem. Most punchable. Oh, regardless of the, whatever the face looked like.

Yeah. It's just his energy. He's just like a normal handsome guy. He socked me out. Yeah. Yeah. He's just a normal, he's a seven. He's a seven.

He's a fucking New York seven. He's a New York seven. He's a New York seven. That's right. It is weird. Blake, how you doing? I'm doing great. I'm doing great. I'm not going home for Thanksgiving.

Blake, let me cut you off right there. Yeah, go ahead. How you doing? I'm doing great. Now let me tell you, I am not going home for Thanksgiving. Let me cut myself off. How are you doing? Well, me too.

Oh my God. Thank you so much for asking. Of course, it's no problem. I remember. I'm in Florida. Oh, so you're really, really good. Really good, yeah. Really good. I also remember it would be your first,

freshman year, first time back for Thanksgiving, before everybody blacked out immediately, would be like you said, what's one thing you learned from a 101 philosophy class? And also who, everyone was like, Oh no, this is who I am now. So it's like, Oh, okay. He has a goatee for some reason.

So that's, that's, you know, giving off a, whatever vibe that is. Maybe it's a leather jet. Maybe they're wearing leather now. Maybe it's a leather person. Cause they're, they're bad. I came back as a leather daddy, full leather daddy. Yeah. I came back as a leather daddy, full leather daddy. Thank you. Yeah.

I came back as ankles to shoulders. I was a leather baby where I completely waxed my entire body. And wore a leather diaper. Yeah, but I had a leather diaper on, which was a fucking mistake. Yeah, you had to throw it away. You had to throw a few of them away, I heard. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. Well, great. We've got to the bottom of it. There was it. Nevermind. You can expand on the leather diaper bit. Blake, it's wonderful to have you. Stop him. I was going to say I had to cut a dick hole into the leather diaper, which...

I like how you were like, yeah, nevermind. We were like, all right, moving on. I was going to cut a dick hole in the leather diaper. Can't stop him. Full disclosure. Full disclosure, dude. I was going to say it. Full disclosure. I was going to say it. Cut a D hole in the leather D. He was going to say it and didn't say it, Miles, so it doesn't count. Can't stop full disclosure full disclosure And didn't say it miles so it doesn't count yeah Actually, the only thing without a zipper on it on that

Yeah, what do you got you got a little coffee it's a little piss You know, I like to swing by quest I like to swing by whenever I see a quest diagnostics, medical diagnostic center. I was going, yeah, I'm here. Uh, where you guys put me on the test positive for weed snag a couple and. Do the ones that test positive for weed taste different miles? No, I don't know. You can't smell it. You can't taste the turpians. I'm going to be honest when you are a smoker, it does affect your palate.

So I don't know. I'm not the best one to me. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I turpians. I'm going to be honest when you are a smoker, it does affect your palate. So I don't know. I'm not the best one to me. I don't know. Like I, I feel better when I drink the ones that have tested positive for drugs. Right.

Right. So I'm not a smoker. So if I, if you are able to get me that piss for me to drink, I can clear this up pretty fucking quickly. Okay. Cool. Cool. Cool.

Cool. Not the first time he's made that. You know what? Should we just cut the recording? Cause I might spot right around the corner. All right. fucking quickly. All right. Okay, cool. Cool, cool, cool. Not the first time he's made that request. You know what, should we just cut the recording? Because I might... Nor the last one. ...spot right around the corner. All right, all right, all right.

I get fed up. All right. Enough, Blake, enough. No, no, no, just real quick. I was just going to say, I was just going to say that I had to cut a pee hole in the... Pfft. I know, well, that's your right to say it. You didn't say it, but you were going to say it.

Just real quick, we can edit this out. Last time miles, you sent me piss. It was expired. So if you could just send me like maybe spring a little bit for one. And I'm telling you this, I guess we have to do this on Mike. It wasn't expired when I sent it. That's on courier to get it to you on time. So did you compare the expiration date with the postage date, data

postage, because what of postage because. What are you, what are you Matt Locke? Dude, just why am I on trial? I'm just telling you, he's like, he he's fucking up. It's not, it's a money. Cause it's not going to match. It's not going to match. That's why I'm stressed that you're bringing it up.

Yeah. It was way, that shit was like four months old. Uh, all right, guys, we have news to get to. It's very important news. We have to get to this news. But it's the day before school lets out. Can we watch a movie? Well, the news matches that.

That is true. Drake is suing Kendrick Lamar because he claims that Kendrick cheated on the test and like, Not Like Us was not a popular song. And they cheated on the charts to make people think they liked it, but they actually, he was cheating. Okay. So it is the first time that a rat beef has ever been brought to court.

That anyone's ever been like, I'm telling the police on you. It's a good look. We should call him Drake, Joel Maddow now. You know what? And I'm going to do a contrarian take. I think this is a good look for Drake I think it's cool that he did this. Thank God a rapper standing up for law and order I mean, have you heard the lyrics? They're just it's it's it's wildness wilderness Anyways, it's it's just a bad look on so many different like levels. It's almost like a fractal, like how, how many ways this is a bad look.

So we're going to just get down. That'd be like, if Jack, if you had pissed yourself on that Ferris wheel, I know you didn't, but if you did piss yourself and then like no one noticed and immediately be like, I'm going to sue you to the operator. Like what, like, look what I did to myself because of you. And you're like, what the fuck is sue you to the operator. Like what, like, look what I did to myself because of you. And you're like, what the fuck is this guy doing? Why is he pointing it out?

Water ice? I don't know, man, but you did it. So you should tell me, dude. And then like everybody's, everybody's pretty sure I pissed my pants. And then like six months later, everyone has like kind of moved on. And then I bring a lawsuit against my six year old who said that I pissed my pants. Yeah. And you're going, you're pursuing a Rico because you're saying he's conspiring with the fucking carnival operator.

Exactly. So we'll talk about that. We have a new public domain IP horror film that we have to premiere here on the video episode. We'll do our best to describe it to the people in the audio. In the world of audio, you losers. What's wrong with you? Until 1970, we say hi.

You fucking dorks. 1970. Anyway, I never watch any video of podcasts, but I'm told it's quite popular. Meanwhile, I wouldn't do it if I were you though. Yeah, don't do it. Then we are, of course, going to talk about some good news for shower urinators, CNN. Say what you will about their work,

their war journalism, their politics journalism. Supervisor Victor just chimed in in the chat and said, fucking finally. This is huge news for producer Victor. You know what? He outed himself. I saw this headline and I immediately thought of you. Yes.

Super producer Victor. We can cut that if you want. Uh, the, so, this is- Are you picturing them pissing in the shower? I can't stop, Max. Max getting a bit, the Clempt, as they say in coffee talk, thinking about this. They, uh- As they say on comedians in cars getting coffee for Clempt.

Yeah. For Clempt, yeah. A Durand-Durand is neither a Durand nor a Durand. The reporting does, is unconvincing to me, unfortunately. We'll get into it. I don't hold a very strong position on this, but we'll get into- I do. You wouldn't. What does that mean?

I just don't see it. Okay. We'll get to it. But doctors are saying it's fine to pee in the shower. But my question is, which doctors are saying that? It's kind of a strange, the specialty that is reporting this is like, yeah, that's not the one that I thought was going to have a problem with this. But we'll forget it. According to chiropractor, what?

Yeah, exactly. It's all fine, dude. No, it's the penis doctor is like, guys, it's fine. It's like, of course the penis doctor thinks it's fine. I wasn't worried it was bad for my penis. Anyways, cut that, use that on TikTok. Yeah, please. I wasn't worried it was bad for my penis.

For my penis. Somehow tattoo that on my neck. That's what you just did. Oh no. All right,'ll tattoo that on my neck. At least I guess what you just did. Oh no. All right, all of that, plenty more. But first, Blake Wexler, we do like to ask our guests, what is something from your search history? I'm told that musicals are in right now,

so that's why I'm trying something. Okay. All that and so much less. Exactly. And nothing at all. I was Googling, uh, waxed jackets because it seemed because I, uh, have been candle making, no, um, they, so there's waxed jacket, which what's that? What's that?

Like waxed cotton, like waxed canvas. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. So I was looking for like a new jacket and there's some that are waxed, which I wasn't like familiar with and it's the way of like weatherproofing a jacket that they would use before like Gore text and like those like kind of microplastics before what before microplastics. Cause there's this thing about Gore text is just like all that waterproofing

shit is a huge way we leach plastics into our body apparently. It's crazy. They call me Gore Wex for that exact reason. It is the Scotchgard is one of the main and first ways that we started getting microplastics into our bodies was Scotchgard, which is like a very similar to what you're talking about. It's the water beading thing. Coding that shout out to three M y'all.

We love three M our Kings. I love, I love Unilever. Shout out to Unilever. Unilever shout out to all our black Smith Klein, obviously. And so yeah, they used to use wax and I'm like, what wouldn't that get on your stuff? Like wouldn't like, is that, can that stain your clothes? Are you just picturing like a wax,

wax globbing on the jacket? Just like a wet, like, is it going to show up wet? And it seems like no, some, and then you do need to re-wax them, I think, because if like the wax does come off eventually. But yeah, I was looking into that. That's why you should have the re-wax station. The microplastics seem easier.

So I might just... Yeah, I got a waxed jacket a couple years back and I couldn't deal. Like it was... Yes. Yeah, it was just like too... It felt too weird and like you would like, you know, pinch it and it would stay pinched. You know, it was just like, it's like weird, like very. Specific dry paper mache basically.

Yeah. Yeah. As a jacket, it's kind of weird. I mean, it's kind of cool, but I also, yeah, it felt, it reminded me too much of like Scotch guard. I'm sorry. I got Scotch guard on the brain folks. You always do brother.

I got Scott. Third rail topic, third rail topic with Jack. Go for it. You can bring up Scotch. Blake, what's something you think's underrated? Underrated pizza with a vodka sauce on it. Oh yeah. That's, that's the new wave. It's so, it's just so good.

It's one of those things where it's like almost like putting bacon on anything where it's like, okay, this is just another level. It's probably not. I'm not sure if it's one of those things where it's like almost like putting bacon on anything where it's like, okay, this is just another level. It's probably not, I don't need a cream and a base sauce, but I do need it. Now is the problem. So that door's been open and I can barely fit through it at this point, but yeah, it's so, it's just so good, like a white pizza. I can't really commit to.

Nah. Regular, what is that? Pineapple and ham? What's that? What'd you say? Oh, sorry. I didn't, I misunderstood what you said. Well, just ask a follow-up question, Miles.

You don't have to be a fucking deal out of it on the hot. I just, I was clarifying what a white pizza was. I thought, and that's why I said. It's any pizza that Jack and I eat. Domino's, pizza. I didn't know you meant a pizza Bianco, actually, it's any pizza that Jack and I eat. Domino's pizza. I didn't know you meant a pizza Bianco actually, as we say in the old country, but yes, go on. Yes.

Sorry. I'm not, I'm the one who looks foolish there. Yes. Papa John's, uh, primarily is a white pizza, uh, even with Baron aerosols, but yeah, no, I've really gotten into a vodka sauce. You gotta be careful with eating too much of it because it is a lot more cream and dairy. And yeah, just so you know, just a heads up.

I love it. It's too much for me. It really is. Like, well, first of all, I'm such a lover of marinara and just like a red sauce on my pizza. That is really key to me. Like I, anytime at a pizza place, I need the red sauce version.

The white sauce is just like a different food for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a good point. My, you're right. A plate of Alfredo, you know? Mm, I see, but that's, you're right. Yeah, it is a different, delicious, but a different food. This reminded me, my best friend, Jeff, is lactose intolerant.

But yeah, so there's these IPAs that are infused with lactose, like the beer beers. Why? Why? It's like, it's like milk and milk sugar. And they're absolutely delicious. But he loved them so much, he would binge drink them, but was lactose intolerant. So not only was he getting drunk off this alcohol beer, but she was also

like burping and like just bloated. It was one of the funniest drunks I've ever seen in my entire life of someone so physically uncomfortable. It's called a milkshake IPA. Their body's like actively rejecting the thing. Oh, and like a milk stout. I didn't even, I always saw that word there. I'm like, that shit probably don't got milk in it. And then, no, these do. They have, they call it lact, like lacto.

I don't know like what form it is. I don't think they're actually putting like a 2%, you know, in there, but, um, yeah, yeah, yeah. A couple of half and half packets. Exactly. A chance at sweetener. They use it as a sweetener. When I have my beers, I like to have a, you know, a cup of half and half packets. A chance. It's a sweetener.

They're using it as a beer. So I like to have a, you know, a couple of half and half next to me. Like if you put a little half and a half packet in a Guinness, it would look cool. I bet it would look beautiful. Like as it goes. Yeah. I mean, I can Irish storm and then you'd get just fucking jumped by somebody for do desecrating a pint of Guinness.

Probably. That's true. All right. So, Mr. Victor is asking what toppings go well with the vodka sauce pizza. I'm going to guess shrimp. That's going to be my guess. Oh, wow.

Don't make me blush sauce. Yeah. Shrimp is good. Honestly, anything like meat on it. Meat feels too heavy. Like the whole thing's heavy. Meat with vodka sauce, it. Meat feels too heavy. Like the whole thing's heavy. Meat with vodka sauce, with cheese, like too much. I need, I need a handgun.

A Beretta. You put like a 45 on it. Yeah. Have you met my wife, Beretta? Um. Such a beautiful name. It is a pretty name. There's gotta be some Southern women named Beretta.

Some like young. Yeah. Oh yeah. Some like young, yeah. Oh yeah, at this point. I mean, for the amount of people that name their like male kids after guns, there's gotta be a Beretta. Colt? Colt is actually, I wish the gun safety advocate in me wishes that name didn't go as hard as it does, but unfortunately Colt is a cool name.

That goes hard. That name go hard to you? I think that name goes hard. Personally, I don't know why. I think it's so often. I immediately picture a racist person. Like, yeah, I'm like, Oh, yeah, that's what I like. That's your culture, dude. That's his point. Jack loves racist. Yeah. I don't know.

You guys work together for so long. I don't know how you're not taking up on that, Jeff. I just, like, you gotta compartmentalize, it's a job, you know? I understand, I understand. Hey, do you guys hang out outside of the shed? Yeah, he always wants to show me his Civil War trading cards. I got some good stuff, man.

Oh, look at this. Oh, good, another Stonewall Jackson, do you want it? What is that? Another one that I feel like goes hard. Another Stonewall Jackson. Do you want it? What is that? Another one that I feel like goes, I got Triples. Cool name. Triples should be his traveler rookie card. And yeah, it was pretty sick. Oh shit, dude.

This is dope. This is a gold sealed Braxton Bragg. General Braxton Bragg, dude. Fort Bragg ever heard of it? Well, they changed it cause the woke mom, but whatever. Braxton, another sick name. Blake, what's something you think's overrated? George Armstrong Pickett and his charge, I think is incredibly overrated.

The man was massacred. No, I'm going to go with actually that. I'm going to go with that. I don't know. Some more history enough. Okay. It was at Gettysburg, Pickett's charge. They ran up a hill right into union.

Uh, and over in your world, Jack, the end, uh, the other side, the bad guy, the Northern aggressors, the Northern Northern aggressors. And George Armstrong is Custer by the way. Oh, Custer was George Armstrong Custer. George Edward Pickett. Oh, George Edward Pickett. Yeah. Thank you. Dude, I pick up a lot from hanging out with Jack because he shows me all of these fucking cars and like, and that was my passive aggressive way of correcting you

saying, wow, I don't, I actually don't know that one. Why don't you tell me a little bit about it, Blake? I have a George Edward Pickett. Oh, you mean George Edward Pickett. Oh, okay. It's an easy mistake. I'm sorry. I thought you mean George Edward picket. Oh, okay. It's an easy mistake.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I thought you knew about some Civil War battle that I was unfamiliar with, but it turns out you were wrong. I remember. It's the weirdest lib version about arguing about the Confederacy. What the fuck show is this? In this scenario, Jack is just such a bigot that I got him a, um, a William

Tecumseh Sherman card and he crossed out Tecumseh so quickly with a, with a permanent marker and that's, that's a, another general. And if you want to correct me on that middle name, you're fucking wrong. Did you say George? You said William Tecumseh Sherman, right? Yeah. Yeah. George, George Edward Pickett, excuse me.

George Armstrong Custer. People say, you know, he fucked up Georgia so bad. That's why so much of the bad feelings about the Confederacy rising up remain to this day. Yeah. He could have taken his foot off the gas a little bit. I think, uh, general Sherman was, went a little too hard. Hey, he said he'd make Georgia howl and he did.

He did. And he did. Not a liar. Yeah. A drunk, but not a liar. I read his books. A few of it. I really am interested in Sherman. He's just kind of a fucking weird guy. It's like, it's hard to pin down. He's hard to pin down where he stood on, like slavery, but he knew he hated people that liked slavery. It's just very like, his writings are very all over the place, but he, Hey man, you need to get over the alternative.

Yeah, no, for real, for real. Well, it's crazy too, because all of this shit, he didn't get to fight in any of the wars, so he just spent his time riding his horse around the South. And then so, and like, he missed all these other bigger wars, like the Seminole war and these other things. He kept showing up late. Like, are you kidding me? Just getting passed over. So then by the time the civil war hit, he's like, war, showing up late. Just getting passed over.

So then by the time the civil war hit, he's like, bro, I know this fucking entire map, like the back of my hand. I've just been listening to fucking emo music on my horse this whole time. I'm ready. Put me in that guy had like four pent up wars in him. Yeah. Yeah. A little, a little freaky.

Yeah. All right. So that was whatever that was. That was your little freaky. Yeah. All right. Let's take a quick break. Whatever that was. That was your overrated, I think. Okay. George something. Edward Pickett's charge.

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We're back. Wow. I said bye when we... No, we're back. Like we're back. Like, yeah. I'd say hello. Thank you. Which one is the one when you, when you arrive, which one you arrive, you get there. Hello. Okay.

Hello. I'm coming. Just do Aloha. Hello. That's how we did it last time to get you straight because it's the same for both of them. Sounds so both of them. Yeah. Okay. Can you straight because it's the same for both of

them. Sounds so exotic. For both of them. Yeah. Okay. Can you imagine this dude saying aloha New Jersey to people? Aloha. Aloha.

Aloha. I know some people who that's their thing. They're big aloha people. Really? Yeah. I can see that. Even on the, I can see you knowing them. Are they, are they like Hawaiian? Are they what?

They're usually like 50 something men. Tommy Bahama, sentient Tommy Bahama shirts. Sentient Tommy Bahama shirts. Yes, exactly. Who have surfed. They've like, you know. They did one lesson where a guy pushed them on a wave. And they're like, babe, you get a picture?

Whoa, I'm doing it. Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. Why are you singing that? They wake up at four o'clock in the morning, they just show up on the beach and just stand there with their hands in their pockets, watching the surfers and giving them tips as they come in. It's like, please stop. Ooh, get that one.

Get that one. Get that. Ah, you should have got that one. Yeah. I noticed the bend in your knee. That one actually was a good one. All right. Let's talk about Drake.

Yeah, man. So I'm trying to think of what he thought was going to happen here. Like, do we think, so he dropped this lawsuit right around a few days after Kendrick dropped his album. I'm assuming it was in the works for a while. But I'm assuming he could have also held up the punch at the last second to be like, oh, this is a bad look.

Let's not do this. Everybody's enjoying Kendrick's new album. It's really good. Instead, he went forward with a lawsuit alleging that the song- There's two lawsuits. Not like technically two lawsuits. Okay, two lawsuits. All right, fill me in. So the first lawsuit was saying that UMG, Universal Music Group, that's his label too,

was like they they were, they were collaborating with Spotify to like artificially inflate the popularity of Not Like Us. He's like, not like this. I like, how could it do so? How could it do numbers like this? This is some kind of, this is some kind of scheme. Then there's a second lawsuit with UMG saying that like basically that universal and I heart engaged in a payola scheme to artificially begin playing not like us all over terrestrial radio and then that basically

because of it too they're all just like it was defaming him too because they're talking about being a certified pedophile like oh there's there's many dimensions to this there's like and I think he's that's the one he wants to bring up on a Rico. Like it's very fucking sad at the moment. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I did not know I heart our parent company was involved.

Well, allegedly and they weren't allegedly. I mean, yeah. And they also weren't. Yeah. Thank you. I will say I've had the thought frequently throughout my life that some of the songs I've seen at the top of the charts felt like they were being artificially pushed there. I will look at the Apple Top 100 Songs charts and it'll be like,

oh, that's a big album release for the record label and one of the songs is suddenly at the top of the charts and then it disappears a few days later. It's like that felt like maybe somebody was pushing that up there or they had something gamed in the algorithm. Not Like Us is not one of the songs. In fact, it's probably the last song that I have ever thought that about. I've never had more firsthand evidence that people actually fuck with a song in my life.

They're paying them, Jack. They're paying these people. Were they paying all those cars driving past me in LA and on the East Coast also when I was over there to play it like all summer. Like maybe, maybe at a time when people have access to every song like on their phone, like most people have access to every song in these streaming devices. Like a shockingly high percentage of them were playing not like us us, every time they would drive by. All summer, everywhere. It was just everywhere.

Were they paying everybody in the world to know the lyrics? Were they giving a concert where someone plays it? Everyone in all the viral videos who knew the lyrics and also did they fund the acting classes so that everyone could be expertly transmitting genuine joy as they laughed at the punch lines at Drake. They were all in the same class at Juilliard. They found the best people to do this. Juilliard is a humongous school. It's like the Ohio state. Yeah.

Juilliard just beat Wisconsin, I think on Saturday. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Juilliard actually has its own public transit system. Yeah. It was actually comparable. I feel like, again, this is just one of those things. We're in the season of people not accepting that their time has come or it's, or their influence is waning and they're doing like the principal skinner thing of it, that's not me, it's the children.

They're wrong. Or it's the, there's a conspiracy against me. The thing that was, I think that we've talked about this, I feel like are probably off mic a lot is that the time of this Kendrick beef, people were already like, we were ready to move on from Drake. Everyone was like, yeah, we get it, dude. You're like the biggest fucking artists. Like we don't really care anymore.

Like we're ready for something new. And the beef just kind of made that transition away from Drake very frictionless. So people were like, yeah, yeah, actually Kendrick is actually articulating some of the things I didn't know I felt about Drake and then boom, here we are. But he's taking it as some fucking Russia gate type thing. Cause the people, his fans, the way they're like, it's all bots. It's all bots. Steel. I was the, yeah, no, it's such stop the steel energy.

They were saying, they're like, this is actually genius from, uh, from Drake, because now it's going to help stifle the, the GNX numbers if they try and run up the GNX numbers and they're like, how does a song that's so big only do this many spins for the album? Like something's not right. It's like, well, maybe the album isn't as popular as not like us. That's just really the only thing that's considered the song of the summer. Yeah.

Also that song is not on GNX. Well, I don't know. They're saying that they were saying overall that if, if Drake or if Kendrick was so poppin, then how come the GNX album isn't doing mega bonkers numbers already, which is like doing fine, but at this, but the logic is just very tenuous. It's just like, but that song was so big. How come this song isn't three trillion times platinum?

Right. But that song was so big, how come this song isn't three trillion times platinum? Right. The one person who, like I would believe, if somebody levied this charge at a popular rapper, the one person who it would make sense to me about would be Drake. Bono. Because. Oh, sorry. Popular rapper Bono.

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. But Drake did seem to always be dominating charts for a number of years, even his features. Then he also would release these mega albums with way too many B-, C-plus songs on them. I was always like, why is he doing that instead of just releasing the 10 best of those songs and having a classic album. And people were like, well, actually it's smart business from him. Uh, like it's basically record label logic that that actually juices your numbers on the charts and you can like basically game the algorithm to be all over the place and get a number of spins and then your album goes platinum.

Which to me is like, well yeah, but that can't be how Drake thinks about things. He's supposed to be an artist, but it does seem like how long his albums are. The past decade of his career, that has been how he thinks about things. And his music just like never, it feels like he likes having hits and like the, you know, appearance of being a hit maker so much that he just like never developed as an artist or a human being. Well, yeah. The thing that I think just, just to understand, right.

Of how we used to do things is, you know, when the billboard charts were out in the, in the times we were lining up on a Tuesday for a CD or whatever, each, it was easy to track because one album sold, like you can quantify that then streaming came up and it's like over half of the music consumption is happening on streaming. So billboard had to change the way that they count sales or how are they going to quantify, translate online streaming into the charts. So basically something like 1500 streams of any song on an album is considered as an album physically sold.

So it benefits the artists to make like huge albums and try and get three songs to pop. And then you can get platinum because people are just playing the shit out of three songs. You think about that album, the Drake album, Views. I don't fucking like that album at all. I'm not really a fan of Views at all. And this shit is eight times platinum. And you're like, Views?

Well, that's also because it has One Dance, which is a huge song and hotline bling on it that I mean one dance is doing most of the lifting there but those songs are getting played over and over and over and over again and that's it's really just like those songs went eight times platinum not the album so that's sort of like the logic that these artists apply and you see it everywhere like Migos you know like their albums are getting longer and longer like everyone it's just understood that, okay, my album can be platinum if I can get one song to be played so many times over and over. Yeah.

That's also why books got longer, like Tolstoy and like Dostoevsky and like all the, like they actually got credit by the page and they recorded how long someone was reading their book and that's how they would go platinum as authors. And we're not even talking about David Foster Wallace, you know, and we won't, and we won't be. Well, we did promise Blake that we wouldn't talk about David Foster Wallace this time. Sorry, we should talk about the Dallas Fort Worth airport. That's my code to get around the FWI.

I'm still talking about that. Ever been to 7-Eleven in there? It's like, why is this here? There's a 7-Eleven. 7-Eleven is incredibly versatile. I don't know why it wouldn't be there, Blake. Wow. Layoff 7-Eleven was my 9-Eleven.

Never forget. I had a vote. Also, like, so this really does remind me this dynamic that comes up all the time on the show, which is we talk about a lot in the context of Donald Trump, where he will accuse his opponent of doing something that he himself is clearly doing. A lot of the times we explain it by being like, well, it's

part of a strategy where you like it by, by accusing them of the thing you're doing first, they can't then be like, no, you, you do that. You're the one because then you look like a child, right? Like no, no, not me. You I'm rubber, your glue. And so like that, it like seemed strategically like, okay, I think I know why they're doing it. But I also think more and more like I was talking to a friend of mine about his

friend who like got clean and was like, uh, you know, great reformed, upstanding citizen and a good place emotionally, except he was always certain that people were stealing from him. My friend eventually was like, ''Hey man, by the way, before you got clean, what was the way you fucked people over? When you were a junkie and his friend was like, ''Oh, I was a horrible thief.''

He was like, ''Ah, okay.'' Interesting. I've actually, once I heard that story, I started like, you know, I feel like I see that in my life. I see that like in a lot of places where like insecurities that you have are actually based on things that you like have wrong with you, you know, because you, there's like a part of you that just assumes the rest of the world is fucked up in the same way that you are. and that this made me think of that.

This made me think that like Drake is just assuming on behalf of everybody else, like that they're doing the thing. He's like, watch, I'm going to accuse them of the thing that I did. The fucked up thing I did. I think, I think it's simpler is that he is just so insecure. This guy is taking huge L's with his online gambling and drinking nonstop on live streams and he got punched square in the mouth by Kendrick. And it's just in such a day's can't believe what's happened to him that he's

now just trying to go down this path where someone is clearly gassing him up on some like conspiracy theory shit. But again, I think this is also speaks to the person who becomes famous as a child or in like your adolescence is you kind of get locked in that mindset to a certain degree. So I think his solutions to like these much more adult problems are just coming from an emotionally stunted place. You're like, no, they were cheating. And that's what's like, dude, you could just shut up.

It was a rat. Yeah. Just like like what the fuck are you talking about? Just fucking just paid off bro, and your people people still buy your dance shit when it comes out But just relax dude stop bringing attention to this shit again. No, he's nah They're the ones that are wrong. They're the ones that are wrong. Drake, stay with it, Drake. Keep going. Keep. Yeah. Get to the bottom. This one goes all the way to the top. Drake, keep going.

You're going to get to the bottom of it. Cut to it's like, oh, well, uh, I heart podcast is folded. Um, so. Took our ass out. All right. Uh, let's take a quick break to, uh, we, we have to confer with our lawyers and, uh, we'll be right back with more news. with the readers, comedies, publicists, and finalists. That's right. We're talking all things behind bringing this iconic musical to the big screen.

And of course, we're taking you inside the world of this epic movie with all the exclusive details you won't hear anywhere else. It's Wicked in a way you've never heard before. Don't miss it, and be sure to go watch Wicked in theaters starting November 22nd. Listen to Las Culturistas on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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between the juggle of being athletes, raising children, and all the messiness in between. We're also turning to fellow athletes and beyond to learn about their parenthood journeys and collect valuable advice, like FIFA World Cup winner Ashlyn Harris. I wish my village would have prepared me for how hard motherhood was going to be. And Peloton instructor and Ratchet Mom Club founder, Kirsten Ferguson. And I remember going in there hot mess. So listen to Moms Who Puck, a production of iHeart Women's Sports and Deep Blue Sports and Entertainment on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Presented by Elf Beauty, founding partner of iHeart Women's Sports.

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Yeah, things like JLo on her third divorce. Living. Girl's trip to Miami. Mess. Ozempic. Messy, skinny, living. Restaurant stealing a birthday cake. Mess.

Wait, what flavor was the cake though? Okay, that's a good question. Hooking up with someone in accounting and then getting a promotion. Living. Breaking up with your girlfriend while on Instagram Live. Living. This kind of mess. Yeah, well, you get it.

Got it. Live, love, mess. Listen to Mess with Sydney Washington and Marie Faustin on iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jenny Garth, Jana Kramer, Amy Robach and TJ Holmes bring you I Do Part 2, a one-of-a-kind experiment in podcasting to help you find love again. If you didn't get it right the first time, it's time to try, try again as they guide you through this podcast experiment in dating.

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And we're back. We're back. And, uh, we did confer with our lawyers and we can talk about this next story about public domain IP. We're going to have a bunch of themed episodes where Miles plays Winnie the Pooh. I play Pinocchio. Bill Blake will play Geppetto. I don't know why Pinocchio sounds like Geppetto.

I am a bit of a Geppetto-phile, but I don't know why I knew you were going to fucking do that. I told you you got to stop. That's felt like a terrible joke lob I threw up and I was like, I think, yeah, there he goes. Yeah, he's gonna do it. There he is. Pedophile.

All right. So we're hungry for IP. We're hungry for IP out here in Hollywood. Eat it to me. Polly Pocket. Polly Pocket. Oh, Polly Pocket. Tamagotchi. Oh, yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Not yet. Not yet, but there's a free idea. Oppenheimer. The life of Oppenheimer. Oh, that's good.

I'm P. Team of rival. All right. Sorry. Anyways, we just had a new character enter the pub. E domain. Yeah. And it is not Pinocchio Popeye.

The sailor man, the sailor. Yeah. The sailor and himself. Yeah. He, there are, there's fucking reference yesterday. You did. I said that Jay Leno's I looks like Popeye got like, yeah, like by, by, by two current references. That's fantastic. I'm bummed. You did? I said that Jay Leno's eye looks like Popeye got punched in the eye by Pluto.

Two very current references. That's fantastic. I'm bummed I missed that. He's Gen Z. He's Gen Z. I'm trying to reach the kids. There's two different- Because I'm a Jepetophile.

All right. So, aren't we all? Well, there go the advertisers. There's two different Popeye horror films that have been announced. What? There's fucking- There's two, dude. There's two different Popeye horror films that have been announced. What? There's two, dude. There's two. That doesn't make sense.

A trailer just dropped for the movie called Popeye the Slayer Man, okay? And the movie basically, it looks like a, I don't know, like a troubled child's drawings come to life. And it's about a group of kids that want to shoot a documentary about an old spinach cannery and where it's rumored to be haunted by the sailor man. And you know, shit obviously goes left because they want to go into a haunted cannery and be like, we're documentary crew documentary cannery, but Cannery. But here is, we'll just, we'll go through this and give you a bit of a description of this trailer

because it is something not like our childhood at all. Drone. What the hell is all this stuff for? It's the equipment I checked out. Did you say drone? He's just carrying a guitar for some reason. Oh, is this that pirate man thing you were going on about in the middle of the night? Pirate man. The sailor man. Tonight's the carrying a guitar for some reason. Oh, is this that pirate man thing you were going on about?

Pirate man. The sailor man. Tonight's the last night we can get inside. Is this a creepy factory that's a lot of fog? I'm aware of the charming stories circulating about this place. I don't believe in ghost stories. Now this guy is giving a great performance. Sailor man is real.

Hold on. They did that fun trope where there's like the guy at the bar who overhears your conversation and then interjects with like the narrative, like pushing force, like nugget bomb. I can't wait to be that by the way. I can't wait to become that guy in real life. The Salaman is real. What?

What do you mean, plumpers? I invented that term. He's also in the abandoned spinach cannery, it seems like. Or maybe they're just not doing a good job of establishing a location. Is there a canteen for like the cannery workers? But we'll see him again. He's not a ghost.

The Santa man is real. Oh, it was a bar bar. Oh look at that chin. It's Popeye. Oh my god. I like this. be at the old kid factory, right? Uh oh. They're going down there. Uh oh. Eve, why? There was a spinach contamination. Oh! Okay. Oh, I understand.

Big forms. That's why I close, because there was a spinach contamination, and that turned a sailor man into papay. It was fossilism. So, it was spinach cont- It has like some secret of the ooze notes to it. This fine wine has some secret of the ooze notes. Oh, yes. And feted spinach end notes.

I feel like you didn't need the magic spinach part. You could just say that he's like a sailor man who really likes spinach, who's been like, you know, shut up in there and jacking off for 40 years, and that's why his arms are so big. Commentary on how we don't support veterans or something. It's like this sailor like fucked off to like, and just started doing so many forearm exercises in an abandoned factory that his form just like my calves. Get to the part where he's. Well, he's training with stress balls and then it's a gateway drug too. Of course. Yeah.

Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. So it goes on, there's just so much, so then it's a gateway drug too, of course. That's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it goes on.

There's just so much. The rest of the trailer is just the most brutal kills. Wacky violence. We can play it in the background. One guy had his wrist ripped off. Yeah, his wrist ripped. There's a woman looking... Oh, he's just...

Okay, I don't... What happened there? Did he just rip off someone's hair completely? He just scalped somebody with his bare hands. Yeah, a young man. Oh my God. This one, he's smooshing a guy's head. Oh my...

Oh, the classic nail-hooter converse. That is the thing that happens in a lot of horror movies. Stepping on a nail is just like... Oh, now that male who the converse. That is the thing that happens in a lot of horror movies. Stepping on a nail is just like, oh, now that one would hurt. That's Home Alone, baby. You know what I mean? Yeah, my favorite horror movie. I just want to bring back the force

at which this nail just shoots up through this guy's, like Chuck Taylor. It almost seems like, were you stomping on it? Sorry, this is the guy getting his head popped like a grave. Right here, whoops. Like, it's like he seems like, were you stomping on it? Sorry, there's a guy getting his head popped like a grape. Right here, whoops. Yeah. Like it's like, he was like, hold on, let me just step on this nail

rather than an ear. Stop! Yeah, no, no, no, no, no. It's like a dagger. Yeah, and it was just kind of like loosely up. So no wonder. Is that supposed to be Popeye's? Yeah.

Is it actually just health safety code violations? Yeah, it's a tear. Is that supposed to be Popeye's face it or is that a man's face? Oh Is the character he's probably some kind of yeah Abomination because he ate old canned spinach and it made and that is what all big it would be And spinach has been you, riding high for too long, and it's about time that there, there was some counter propaganda, adjit prop about what canned spinach can actually do to you. The forearms are real.

They're huge. Those are fake. The chit. Yeah. The guy's actually incredibly handsome, but so we had to put a mask on him. Just said this guy should wide casting for the most yoked form or like there's like that one dude who's like the arm wrestling champion, you know, I'm talking about who's got like just the wildest sized hands and forearms.

Have you seen this guy? You guys seen this? They would like one of his forearms and our hands is like massive, right? Yeah. Yeah. It looks like it looks. Yeah. Like the, it looks like the secret of the ooze came for this guy.

Wait, where is it? Here it is. Um, just really quick. I want Blake to see too. Yeah. Why does, yeah. So look at that. His hands are big already, but his like,

that way miles. It's gotta be some kind of like genetic problem. Blessing. Some kind of jacking off related incident. Yeah. These people are real. These people really exist and they will twist your arm back so bad that your veins rip in half. Yeah. Go crush your head.

So is canned spinach good? Just for the record, I, I is, have you ever had canned, what would he do with it? Is this just like a would you do with it? Is this just like a hack to not cook it? You just throw it in like a fucking stew? Yeah, it's an entree. I would say it's generally through the depression, man. Okay, cool.

I got a couple. Just grab that shit with your giant, grotesquely muscled arm. Squeeze it until it shoots out of the top and then catching your mouth. Yeah. Oh, okay. Cool. And all the, and the whole time your pipe actually never falls out of your mouth.

Your corn pipe. What was his wife's name? Penelope olive oil, olive oil, olive oil. I was close. Olive oil. A they had a real like Mario peach Bowser, uh, cuck situation going high where it was like, you know, where Popeye was kind of into it. Was Shelley Duvall olive oil in the move?

The live Shelley Duvall was olive oil. Robin Williams was the titular sailor, man. Popeye. Yeah. Robert De Niro played Bluto. Actually, I don't know who played Bluto. Yeah. It was actually Al Pacino.

De Niro played Bluto. Actually, I don't know who played Bluto. Yeah. It was actually Al Pacino. J.M. McNabb, our writer pointed out, Ernest Hemingway's A Farewell to Arms enters the public domain in 2025. So we can be ready for a low-budget horror movie about a slasher who cuts off people's limbs and is impotent.

So stupid. Anti-Semitic probably. I haven't read a farewell to arms, but a movable beast. Say farewell to your arms, asshole. From hello to forearms. Hello to these forearms. Farewell to your arms. That's right.

That's right. We nailed it. We cracked the code. Yeah, we did. And finally, CNN, just when, just when you were ready to give up on CNN, they broke a major story concerning the world of shower urination. A lot of people think that peeing in the shower is unhygienic and gross and get out of here while I'm taking a shower. Oh my God, what are you doing?

But according to urologists, there's no real downside. It's quote, just convenient. So penis doctors are here to tell you that it's fine to pee in the shower. It's fine to pee in the shower. But like, I thought it, like my concern was more with like the dirty, like the fact that it's gross and would create like a dirty atmosphere that would like give you- No, that's why you just got to pee all over your own feet. You just pee all over your own feet. You know, just do it all over the top as long as-

Like even when you're out of the shower. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you just gotta do it over your own feet. You just do it all over the tub as long as, like even when you're out of the shower. Yeah. Yeah. You just gotta do it on your own feet. But also urology doesn't just, isn't always, it's just if you have a urethra, that's what they, that's like urinary tract stuff. So it's all urinary. All right.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I guess that wasn't, but either, fucking idiot. I, either way that wasn't the thing that I thought was the problem with peeing in the shower. I thought it was. I never fucking thought there was ever a problem because you're basically in an

always on toilet when you're, when you're peeing in the shower. Always on toilet. Constantly flushing toilet. Yeah. It's like, there's nothing, there's nothing stagnating in there. It's getting drained out. Constantly flushing toilet real quick. I don't know why I need to say this, but I feel like it's others.

That's the problem where like, you don't want to sign up into walking into an always on toilet, toilet, as Viles said, but I guess you're saying because you're using soap and water is constantly running. There's also, and I'm pissing all over my own feet. It's I'm just on my own feet. What do you know? It's just like the logic in the article really seems like it's just, and I'm pissing all over my own feet. It's on my own feet. What do you know? The logic in the article really seems like it's just, they asked like college undergrads, like they're like, yeah, but like it gets rinsed away. Why would I like, why does that matter?

Like it doesn't seem like they're using any real like medical expertise. Don't do that. Don't do that. They legitimately say. That's how you get a UTI. That could be a UTI. You said no, don't piss in the bath. I just, sorry, Jack, as usual, was talking over you. Miles, which one is it?

Don't piss in the bath? Bath? Don't. Don't. They literally address that in the article. Do they really? Yeah. They're like, hold on, asshole.

Peeing in the shower may not be bad, but that's not the case for baths and hot tubs. Oh, okay. Thank you. Warm stagnant water is a breeding ground for bacteria and fungi. It raises the risk of bacteria entering your urethra when sitting in the tub. Again, so this is what I'm saying. They are only concerned with the urethra because that is their specialty. So all they're telling you is peeing in the shower is okay for your urethra. It is, I wouldn't take this advice anywhere else.

I wouldn't say it's definitely fine for my foot infection or for, you know, like it just feels like they're, you know, doctors have specialties and this, this specialty is there's like, what it's fine. Cause because this must be like a question they get all the time. Shut up. Cause it sounds like too, they're, they're saying like, well, obviously in a public shower, it said, I wouldn't worry about getting an infection from someone urinating in a public, in public bathing areas as much as any mold or fungus

you're sleeping in. So I don't know, maybe that's just like the one guy saying, I'm more worried about them mold and fungus. I mean, yeah, maybe the peeing is bad, but I like that the thing I said, the one risk is that it could create a quote psychological association between the sound of running water and the urge

to pee. I think most of us do already have that on someone. Right. Right. You need to hear a little tinkle, tinkle, and it helps. Yeah. The pee pee come out. That's what I play.

You know, those noise machines, like white noise machines at night. I have one, a separate one. So in my room is just white noise. And then my bathroom is a waterfall just so I can, yeah, just so I can piss. Do you know about the candoroo? Cause this like the pissing in the bath or a warm hot tub thing reminded me of this where the candoroo is a parasite

that crawls up your piss stream and then you can't pull it out of your, I don't know if it affects just the penis or if it affects everything else too. But do you know what I'm talking about, Miles? Have you heard of the candor? It's in the Amazon. I don't know anything about that.

And I don't think I was ever in any promotional material around awareness for that or medications to treat it. So no, I don't have any idea. Yeah, probably, probably, probably. I don't know anything about that. Do you have a candor? It sounds weird though. Why are you acting so pitiful?

Sounds good? It sounds good? It sounds weird though. Why are you acting so pitiful? Sounds good. Sounds good. Sounds good though. No, it's not this topic. Yeah. I'm just trying to get my waist down. Sounds like a normal thing to happen. Find a new angle.

You're shuffling uncomfortably over there. I don't know. It's this dang couch, man. I don't know what it does. It makes my urethra feel like something's stuck up in there. I think you have a parasites. Oh gosh. This thing ain't coming out.

Yeah. All right. Anyway, what were you saying? No, just that it's really, I mean, kangaroo. Yeah. It does. A kangaroo. I feel like we might've read about that thing once it cracked, but I don't remember if it

was debunking it as a myth or being like, this is a real thing. Watch out for your urethra. But I would love to know if it's a myth. I'm pretty sure it's real, but if it is a myth, someone needs to tell me so soon. So I can start pissing into the Amazon. I mean, I remember there. Run to the Amazon and take a piss. Oh wait, it's from their Amazon, right?

Is that the thing that like, right? Cause I do remember there was a guy in, you can get anything up there. There was a guy in 90 day fiance who was dating a woman in Brazil and he was moving from Kentucky to like the Amazon jungle. And he packed all these condoms. Cause he's like, for when I go swim in the river, he's like, I got to put a condom on. I'm like all baggy. I don't know if that's going to do this.

Sounds like a good idea. Yeah. I got to put a condom on. I'm like all baggy. I don't know if that's going to do this. Sounds like a good idea. Yeah. He also left with a lock of his mother's hair. So it was a kind of a strange guy. That's tough. It's also weird that they like do this whole thing where they're talking

about peeing in the shower, but they never like even mentioned the question that's on everyone's mind, which is like, you know, catching it in your mouth. Like when you're doing it in the shower, you know? So I've found when you're laying down and trying to do that, that the shower water will actually get the piss. Yeah. Right. So you have to turn the shower off and you're just laying there.

Then you're not showering at all. You're just laying down in a bathtub. It's the only safe way to practice and not get your clothes all messed up. But like they don't even talk about that. So it's like, okay, so obviously you're only thinking about your euthra safety. You're not thinking about like the real world where the rest of us live

and try to practice catching our pee in our mouth. Yeah. Sorry, Democrats, you missed me on this one. Cause you didn't talk about stuff that's happening in the real world. Not try, assholes. And it's not practice that makes perfect, it's perfect practice that makes perfect. And that's what Jack's talking about right now. Thank you, Blake Wexler. On that note, pleasure having you as always. Where can people find you, follow you, all that good stuff. Blake at Blake Lexler and all social media and some big standup date, December 5th, I'm headlining my hometown club, Helium Comedy Club in Philadelphia.

So get tickets to that. Thank you. I can't wait. It's my favorite show to do each year. January 4th, I'm doing my reviews are in show at Steel Stacks in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. And March 15th, another big one in Los Angeles, I'm headlining the Ice House in Pasadena.

So- Wait, when is it? January when? March 15th, a Saturday. January when? Fourth. In Beth- Oh my God, I'll be there. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,th, Philadelphia. Oh, we're gonna have to,

we're all gonna have to do something. Might have to. You might have to buy me some cheese sticks. Well, it's fine. You owe me a couple of cheese sticks. Let's not forget the day you still owe. I do. I do.

Well, you owe me a surgery after you broke my hand trying to pay for dinner. Sorry, it's the Japanese mom in me. You had a metal MX that you snapped my finger off with. No, it was a box cutter I threatened you with. You don't have to make euphemisms. It was poor form for me. I shouldn't have threatened you with the ock like that.

I forgive you. When Miles is finally in the public domain, that's going to be how his character kills people. Damn. With a platinum card. With a platinum card. Wasn't that in The Glimmer Man? Didn't Steven Seagal have a fucking, like he slit a guy's throat with a credit card? With a credit card? I'm that in the glimmer, man? Didn't Steven Seagal have like a fucking, like he slid a guy's

throat with a credit card. With a credit card? I'm pretty sure that's in the glimmer, man. Yeah. Do you expect the American Express? Did you say that after you cut their throw? No, after he goes, cash or charge. I don't know.

I don't know. Everywhere you want to be. He works on all four of those lines. What's in your, they all got cut. That one, that one's good. He says all of those on my camera. That's good. Can you imagine that's what he keeps?

That's what he talks to Putin about. He's like, I don't know if you remember the glimmer man. I had like about five different lines they didn't use, man. Can I tell him to you really quick? And he's like, Oh, he's doing the glimmer man monologue again. Yeah. I actually kill people. This fucking guy, Blake, is there a work of media?

Hey Blake. Yeah. Yeah. What's it, what's going on? What can I help you with? I don't know how to ask this, but is there a, like a work of media you've been enjoying or anything like that? Let's dive in. Okay.

Right. December 5th, Helium Comedy Club, Philadelphia. Okay, so the work of media where oddly in standup, and I say oddly if you've only seen his standup, but like Anthony Jeselnik has become the voice against the Tony Hinchcliffs of the world and the Far Right pod. Yeah, which is, he's had some like really good quotes about that. So I've been watching more of his stuff now knowing it does help to know. And it's the opposite of that.

And it's so rude. Um, but he had a joke. I watched, uh, the Trump, like his part of the Trump roast and on Comedy Central, which I'm not sure which, it was around 06 or 07, I think is, no, no, no, 2011, I think was around when it was. And he had a joke that made me laugh. It's also just so surreal seeing Donald Trump sitting there, still wearing the same outfit

with his dumb fucking red tie on. And the joke was, Donald, the only difference between you and Michael Douglas and the movie wall street is that no one is going to get sad when you get cancer. It just hit me like a ton of bricks. I watched it today. It was great watching that. Trump had put the him on Theo Vonn's podcast and he was was just breaking down how so many comedians are just interested in being offensive

and then being like, oh, what the fuck, he's just woke or whatever. And then he's like, no, the art is getting away with it because what you're doing isn't... You're still able to talk about certain things, but just not in such an offensive way. And Theo Vonn's like, holy shit, man. That's great. It's a great point. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, what? Yeah. That was great. It's a great point. Yeah.

Wait, what? Andy Warhol quote. Amazing. Miles, where can people find you? Is there a work of media you've been enjoying? Find me where they got the ad symbols. That includes Blue Sky, Miles of Grey, find Jack and I in the basketball podcast, Miles and Jack got mad boosties,

where this week we will be having some guy on. Yet TBD, but a known Philadelphia quantity. To be dirt bag. TBD. To be douche bag. TB dirt bag. Totally boring douche bag will be on TBD.

Also find me talking about 90 day fiance on 420 days fiance. And let's see something I like. Yes. On bluesky at wapelhouse.bsky.social, Kristy Yamaguchi main, uh, the skeeted mustard and what they talking about, they talking about now what they talking about, they talking about is skippity Ohio Riz for elder millennials. And shout out you, uh, Willie, because you did put there I'm subskeeting miles and Jack right now. Come on. is skippity Ohio Riz for elder millennials. And shout out you, Willie, because you did put there, I'm sub-skiing Miles and Jack right now.

Come on. It's true, it's true. They talk about them, what they talk about. They talk about them. Mustard! Mustard! I want to, first of all, do a correction of a piece of media I've been enjoying.

I quoted Emily at Mkawa on Blue Sky. It was the Busta Rhymes. It was the Wusta Rhymes. That was stolen from Apology Amati who tweeted that a few days before that. So stop stealing people's shit. Stop stealing. Stop biting people's good tweets. Just say dull shit like the rest of us. Some tweets I've been enjoying. Pixelated boat, uh, AKA Mr. Christmas display name already. Uh, tweeted ham playing for my real friends and playing ham for my sham friends. And it's, uh, that or that, that doesn't make sense without the image.

Uh, and, uh, Slate at please be good night, uh, tweeted showing up to Thanksgiving dinner with an infectious disease in honor of the pilgrims. That's funny. I think I'm doing that this year. Cause I have a cough that just won't quit. Quit. Ooh, just won't quit. Uh, you can find me on bluesky at Jack OB1, Jack OB the number one, no spaces,

no underscores and then on Twitter at Jack underscore O'Brien. Uh, you can find us on Twitter at Daily Zeitgeist. We're at the Daily Zeitgeist on Instagram. We have a Facebook fan page and a website, dailyzeitgeist.com where we post our episodes and our footnotes. Footnotes. Where we link off to the information that we talked about in today's episode, as well as a song that we think you might enjoy. Oh man.

Is there a song you think people might enjoy. Oh man. Yeah. Is there a song you think people might enjoy? Yeah, this is a track. It's so wild. My dad texted me. He's like, yeah, do you hear this song? It's pretty cool. I just saw the video and it's pretty cool.

And my first reaction is like, oh, what is this? And it was actually very dope. It's from this spoken word artist named Joshua Ida Hen. I D E H E N and it's called Mum Does the Washing. And it's really it's just it's like this spoken word thing, but he's just explaining how you use the metaphor of Mum does the washing to explain liberalism capitalism, feudalism, Zionism, colonialism, Americanism, all libertarianism.

And it's always funny. It's just like, it's, and it has like a cool beat behind it. It's just a very interesting track and I just like it. And you will like it because it's kind of stimulating as you listen to it and clever. So this is Joshua Ida Hen with mom does the washing. All right. We will link off to that in the footnotes. The Daily Zeitgeist is a production of iHeartRadio.

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