The Daily Zeitgeist - Drunk Driving The Nuclear Arsenal, Chat GPT: Why Baby Drop Pizza? 12.11.25

Episode Date: December 11, 2025

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Polonium polyganalin is a good nickname. I mean, if you're going to go into a career of poisoning. Yeah, that's true. Obviously, you need to get access to polonium. What about just polonium gonolin? That's probably how some white guys have pronounced your name in the past. I think so. The most evil white guys amongst us.

Mm-hmm. But yeah, polonium, the substance that Russia uses to poison people that they want them to... Poisoned. That they want poison, but that they want to sign their poisoning. They're like, this is okay, so we've poisoned. It's a lot better than my method of, like, a red wax seal. That's how you do it? That's how I sign. Yeah, Miles is going to wake up tomorrow.

With a red, black seal just on his hand. Why am I awake? And also, what the fuck is this? Did I go to a club? Oh, right. That's so funny. Andrew T. specifically mentioned poisoning miles yesterday. I know.

It's a trend. What? Yeah. Wait, what? It's going around. Yeah. Andrew, you're both poisoning miles. And you know what?

That might be why it's not working to fully. They're canceling each other. The poisoning that you're doing is. being off-set by Andrew's boy. You know what? This has happened with me and Andrew before, actually. Now that I think about it, Lady Gaga. No kidding.

It was a miscommunication. Yeah. You guys just need to get aligned on that shit. The problems were too aligned. Argonium Andrew is what we call it. I don't know. Arsenic Andrew, is that? Arsenic Andrew.

Okay, that would make more. sense yeah okay all right i'm sorry we'll allow it um kim it just showed up in the waiting let's bring kim in all right how's it going guys good how are you good i'm good sorry i'm a little bit late we were talking about such important things and not riffing about poisoning miles at all you know what bowls i feel missed out yeah you i mean you missed out you missed out on a incriminating at admission from Pahl of you, but... Which I consistently do, like, every episode. Every time, Miles is out.

I'm like, I burned down his house. I made him sick. He is my nemesis. We are cartoon villains. I know about the burning down the house. That is something I'm on Reddit about, and I talk. Oh, you're spreading my message. Yes.

Thank you. I'm not sure which side I'm on, but I'm on a side. Yeah. It's a little early. Just, you know, we're still figuring out. It's hard to sit on a fence when I burned it down. Yeah. This is an I-Heart podcast.

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Auto parts. That's just a very common AKA from the Discord. Oh, that's how you pronounce it. O'Brien. Oh, oh, oh, oh, O'Brien. That's how you pronounce it. Oh, sorry. Sorry.

You got a. Oh, sorry, O'Brien. Oh, sorry. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, sorry, O'Brien. Oh, sorry. Oh, I'm, I'm sorry, my catchphrase. I'm thrilled to be joined in our second seat by a very special guest co-host, a hilarious stand-up comedian, writer, actor, improviser.

You can catch her soon at Sketchfest in the Bay Area. It's Polonium, Pahlavi, Gunnale. I Poison Miles. I'm trying it. I'm trying it. That's like my theme song. He's just yelling, I Poison Miles. I Poison Miles. Bimbra bam.

DJ Callet drops. You're talking on trends. Brian was trying to give you a little nickname for your poisoning of Miles. A little nickname. Pallonium Gennon. Pellonium Gennalon. If I did that, it would just seem like I was another. That is what you call me the first three years of our friendship.

Polonium? Do I have that right? I was like, jorke. Jorke? Pahlavi. Hello. Do I have that right? We're thrilled to be joined in our third seat by the creator of red dot comics,

who you can go to Patreon right now to support and gain access to her tastefully inappropriate work. Please welcome back to the show. Our gal on the butt plug beat, it's Kim Windy! A.k.a. forgot an A.k.a. A.k.a. Fog. A.k.a.a. Kim Winder. Okay. Question. Red dot. We know that that's inspired by the Indian Bindi. But how did you? What this book presupposes is.

You had such a perfect react. Someone cut that. He went like, I knew it was going to happen. It just took eight years. I think of it every time I just haven't brought it up. And I, you know what? This is my white ass, not thinking of it. I, I based it off my period. And then it was like two years in. I'm like, oh, no.

Oh, boy. Oh, no. Yeah, I mean, it was a lot better than your original red dot or feather.com. You know, I tried out all the nationalities, and that one just flowed the best. Oh, she did the head nod. No, I'm kidding. Stop canceling me. We just started.

Stop canceling me. No, I'm helping you grift. Grift to the right. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Paul of you is helping your career like she did with Jojo Siwa. Kim, thrilled to have you back.

How's it going? Pretty good. How about you guys? Yeah. That feels about right for end of 0.25. Yeah. Yeah, we were talking the other day about how you, It's not even an appropriate question that I just asked you.

How's it going? How are you doing really good? You're only allowed to respond in one note. Because the implied answer is like really good. And that's nobody's answer right now. You're either like Jeff Bezos good or really bad. Yeah. I should I should reserve that question for when we have Bezos on next.

The Bays. I don't know. Him following me up like, it's going to be a tough. A bit of a letdown. Yeah. Kim, we're thrilled to have you here. We're going to get to know you a little bit better in a moment. First, we're going to tell the listeners a couple of the things we're talking about.

We got to see what the Pentagon Press Corps looks like. Like, it's, you know, they've gotten rid of, it's hot, it's very, just oozing sexuality. Sports Illustrated. But, you know, now that they've kicked all of the actual journalists out, it's giving high school news report. But then we got to meet a guy named Ricky Berea who is not drunk. I don't know why you keep saying he's drunk. He's not drunk. We're going to watch the video. I'm going to explain why he must have like an inner ear infection or something. So we'll talk about that. We'll talk about Donald Trump saying that his secretary's got a beautiful face and those lips that don't stop.

Oh, God. Did say that. Said that shit. But then we're going to give some urgent, an urgent health warning about why you might not want to take parenting advice from Sam Altman and Jimmy Fallon. All of that, plenty more. But first, Kim, we do like to ask our guest. What is something from your search history that's revealing about who you are? Your search, herstery, if you will. I will not.

I will not. Will it? Will it? I'm a Fuentes head. Well, we'll not do herstery. No, what's something from your search, his or her story? Well, this doesn't help my white persona, but I just looked up cheat El Pashtor tacos. Oh.

My husband wants it for dinner tonight. I'm like, sure, I'm done with this thing about like one o'clock. I could do this in five hours, maybe. And, yeah, the definition of white girl tacos. What is? So what kind of mayo are you going to use? How much mayo? We call it aoli in my culture.

Oh, wow. Spicy. Aoli is white culture. That's true. Cheat basically because you should marinate it for like several hours, if not overnight. Yeah. And I can't throw this shit in a crock pot, but you want that good flavor. That good, good, yeah.

Yeah. Allrecipes.com came in, though. What was the sob story at the beginning of the recipe? Was there a good one? Probably her granddad died. Right. I love the jump to recipe button. Like, I have no time for you.

I actually go there and only read the stories. Yeah. Jump to recipe might be the most useful button on the internet. Like, has anybody ever come to the jump to recipe button and not used it? Has anyone been like, wait, I want to see where they're going with this story. That is explicitly not what I can. came for. For the stories.

It's been an archive of our own. Like, you go for fanfix to recipe drama stories. I want to see their Olivia Nuzzi-esque, indulgent prose. I want to see where they're going with this one. Fall in love with the recipe makers. Yeah, yeah. You know what? If they had straight up erotica before a recipe, I would stick around a lot longer.

And they may. No one would know. That might be what's written in that. I haven't come to my blog. Obviously for buttered noodles, but mostly the sex at the beginning. Buttered noodles. Mostly the sex and then the buttered noodles. The hottest food possible.

Buttered noodles. Sometimes I do toast. I do anal and then toast. Toast and anal. Sounds like my Thursdays. Yeah. Anal then toast. That is being able to speed, cool down a drink.

and speed marinate, two things that I have often been like, man, that would be great. You know, if you could just like take a can, put it somewhere, it becomes cold the way that food becomes hot in the microwave. And also same with a little marinade, which I have never done on time. I've never thought to do it before I was like hungry. Yeah. Yeah. Everyone says Instapod's great.

It's not. Like, it does lack a depth of flavor. because I've tried several recipes and it just doesn't hit right. But I don't know what I want to eat the day before. Yeah, what am I a fucking mind reader? What am I, Doc Brown? What am I, a woman planning for her family?

What am I a woman? What am I? What am I? What am I? Somebody who can use their brain properly and plan things? What am I not Kim Kardashian's prefrontal cortex? It's got holes. It's got holes.

I know that reference, Pahlavi. I know that reference. We did cover it. Hey. So your brain is amazing, as we see in this scan. It's one of the best brains. You're really good at dealing with stress. Only area of concern.

And it's a small area of concern. This is from an episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, I believe. She's meeting with a neurologist. Or the Kardashians. The Kardashians. The Kardashians. Only area of concern are these holes in the front part of your brain that shouldn't be there. I think he said it wasn't lighting up enough.

Yeah. I think it was like, don't go to the shadow land. Yes. It's like black holes of activity. But then they like, she didn't have enough activity to justify her not passing the bar again. Well, I think it's that. And then also they probably want to put probes in our brains. And then also they were trying to explain why she has no feelings when good or bad things happen.

Right. I thought that was the Botox. But that's also like the things she says and does. She's like, I'm so calm and like I can handle any situation. And it's like, not the bar, but. The Botox is an interesting theory because there are studies that have been done that people who have Botox. It's not just that they're not able to emote the feelings they're feeling on the inside. Like the relationship between our face and our brain is a two-way street.

And therefore, if you're not able to make facial expressions, you're actually not even able to feel the feelings themselves in the first place. Yeah. That's terrifying. Yeah. So it's people who get too much Botox have reported, like, feeling depressed, like actually not being able to, like, have feelings for a couple months afterwards. this is like I remember like when I was living in the bay not that this is unique to the bay but like years ago I would like walk to public transit to go to work and like I kept having like a bitch face on because I was like I don't want anybody talking to me and blah blah blah and then I was like oh my god it's putting me in a really bad mood like at the beginning of my day yeah I'm gonna go outside and smile today and then within like oh my god I was just gonna tell you you should smile more yeah within two minutes someone

cat called me in the most racist way. And I was like, I'm never smiling again. Yeah. The one time you try to be positive. Yeah. Just to survival mechanism. Yeah. And they were like, we're not okay. Go back in. Go back in.

A little PSA. If you're out hiking in the woods and a guy says, hey, you got to give him a little hay back so I can jack off later on thinking about you. That guy is the worst. He really is. Pseudo-intellectual white-ass motherfucker.

Main character of the internet last year, or last week. Oh my God. Or whenever the fuck it was, times a flat circle. It all runs together. Kim, what is something you think is underrated? Indoor malls. Indoor malls. Oh my God. I do love an indoor mall. I just had a day date last week and I haven't been in a mall in forever and we were just walking around and it was lovely. It's cute. We didn't buy anything. and it was just fun to window shop. We got like little Polaroid pictures in the booths and had some cenobun and called it a day.

It was great. I love that. I do love an indoor mall. I also love like little Tokyo's and stuff. We'll have like indoor malls where it's like all these fun like Japanese shops and stuff. Little's Tokyo. Yeah. Little's Tokyo.

Little's Tokyo. Little's Korea. Chris Roots. Stay capped. Little Stokio staycalf. But yeah, they're very cute. And it's nice to be protected from the elements. Yeah.

It really is. Well, like where I live, it's fucking freezing now. So to have somewhere that's warm and can just, I don't know, rack up some steps. That's great. And where do you live? Give us an exact address. Yeah, if you could tell us the address. The indoor mall was such, I don't.

don't think people fully appreciate how pervasive and important the indoor mall culture was in the 90s. Like, it was all there was. It was a big fucking deal. It's where all the kids hung out. That's all you did. I was 10 years old. Yeah. In the morning.

My birthday gift was to get a limo to go to the mall. That was my birthday. No, I did that for my birthday, too, except for the limo. Yeah. We had to go to my mom's van. but like I didn't get any gifts the gift was the limo but I felt fancy but she put an unplugged phone in the back

so you would feel fancy like it was yeah we had the best ginger ale we would go like when I was in dance we would have like competitions or we'd have like a matinee show and then an evening show for like sleeping beauty or whatever and in between we'd go to the mall and try on prom dresses yeah that's what there was to do

at hot topic you know We were talking at our Arnold Schwarzenegger Icons episode about how many of his movie, like his iconic scenes take place in malls. Like that it was, he was, he only made sense in the 80s and 90s, like really. And he made so much, he was like such a product of that moment that people were like, could I see him like kill someone in a mall maybe? Could I get that in a mall? That's like the nostalgia of stranger things, one of their most epic scenes from previews.

seasons was in a mall. Yeah, the ice cream shop. Or even The Last of Us. Like, anytime there's like a horror movie and it goes back to a mall, it feels like... It's fun. Yeah, it makes you feel like a kid running from something. Mm-hmm.

It was dead as fuck. It was also Wednesday. You can go in there and be the only person in the mall. Like sometimes, it's wild. Now, it used to be different. There's a place in Los Angeles called the Beverly Center that is a massive, massive indoor mall that is almost it's almost like a fucking escape room like there's like you go you

get in an elevator from the parking garage yeah it doesn't make you're like you have to go through three levels of best buy yeah exactly it's so strange but it was I think it's in clueless it's like the hot place to go in clueless it's the indoor mall that they go to uncliless it was like the coolest thing and then the grove came along and was like what if what if outdoor mall and everyone was like, we're never going back to indoor malls ever again. And you go in there it is haunted. It is

completely empty in the indoor malls. No, it's why. That happened in every city. Like in Utah, when the Olympics came through, they had the gateway mall, which was like the outdoor mall that was like the new cool mall. And then like the freaking water coming up that kids run through became a thing at every outdoor

mall. Right. Like there was definitely the rise and fall of indoor malls like during our childhood. and then the outdoor mall, and now everybody's just on Amazon. Yeah, and now nobody goes to either of them. I lived right by the Irvine Spectrum, and it was a fucking nightmare every time.

Parking was always miserable. There's people running around, and then, you know, you have to deal with the weather. So the indoor mall, it was so refreshing. Yeah. Outdoor malls feel like you have to walk further for some reason. Yeah. I don't know why.

Minnesota mastered the, indoor mall arts, the indoor everything arts. Yeah, cold places. That is kind of a cool place where you just like, they're like, we made our entire downtown have an indoor mall running through, like from building to building. You just walk through a mall. They do that in like Pittsburgh too.

Like when I went to, I went to Carnegie Mellon and they would connect the, like, sometimes you would never have to go outside to go from class to class. But Minnesota's, the Minneapolis mall has a friggin' amusement park in it. I know. That's great. So cool. What's the Great America Mall? I know it's in the Midwest.

Small America. It's in Minnesota, I think. Yeah. Okay. Kim, what's something you think is overrated? Rapping paper. Mm.

Oh. It's expensive. Controversial. Damn. Like, I know people have a passion for it, but you have to be really fucking good. You have to origami that shit. And then it still gets thrown away.

Like, my favorite wrapping paper. Not in the world I'm living in. Oh. I'm not, well, I'm not good with. unwrapping paper my favorite was the comics uh from the newspaper that's your favorite was the only ones i would keep yeah i love that that is so you comics it is you know but i just i was trying to buy some for you know christmas and it was like 20 bucks for four rolls yeah they're just to be hell

expensive otherwise it feels it feels like there's a tiered system of wrapping paper just like toilet paper or like any paper where there's like the bullshit cheap version that rips really easily and then there's the good stuff you know and that's how expensive that is annoying also the fact that we had to sell it in middle school for our school for some reason yeah and that wasn't a shitty toy yeah but i just found out you can this was definitely a targeted ad on instagram that wasn't presented as such but apparently you can get like custom uh paper printed at Staples, and people are doing it with their pet's faces. And I'm like, that's really fucking cute.

Oh, shit. Yeah. It just feels like it's under explored. Like, it could be better. I think I had, like, an overrated or underrated last year around wrapping paper after, like, fucking with wrapping paper. I was just like, it's impossible, like, get the right. Like, you're wasting so much of it. And maybe, I think our listeners are like, you just suck at wrapping presents.

I know, but I'm, I also suck. And, like, every year, you're like, but I'm going to get back. And then it's like, how did this star come out of a rectangle that I cut? Like, what is this? Yeah. Well, it doesn't help. Like, they have these giant tubes and just the tube is giant. But then you only get like four, like three wraparap.

Right. Like, have you seen toilet paper? Do you see what the tube to paper ratio is on that? Exactly. Like, what are we doing here? But also, I feel like the tube length and I just feel like something is off about that. Like, it doesn't have to be a tube. You know what I mean?

Yeah. Something feels wrong. They're not focusing on that technology or like women's reproductive health. Both of those things equally important. Yeah. In that order. In that order. Yeah.

Women be rapping. Yeah, I've actually never touched wrapping paper. I don't know what the hell you guys are talking about. That's my wife's job. That's because you don't have delicate enough fingers. That's right. My ex-father-in-law bought us a Christmas tree if I wrapped all of his gifts. And I'm just realizing now, like, that was pretty sexist because he got a hell of a deal.

I wrapped like 50 gifts. That's crazy. He's just going out and cutting down a tree carrying it over his shoulder out of the forest. I would wrap all the gifts and then address them to myself. I feel like, oh, yeah, I should have done that. A one another for me. That's great. Thank you, sir.

Oh, no. Wait, you guys sold wrapping paper? Yeah, they made us sell, like, wrapping paper in, like, middle school. We sold candy bars. Yeah. That was there, too. So it was, like, a holiday thing so you could sell, like, popcorn, wrapping paper, like, junk items. And then you could work your way up.

Yeah. But I remember wrapping. You started on the junk and ended on the junk. Sorry, Jack. Yeah. You never moved up in the child labor system. I know. Just candy bars that were, like, off brand.

The thing that, like, I'm a. imagining children, madmen, being like, you got to sell. What about? You stupid whore. You've had candy bars before, right? With, like, name brands you can trust on them. What if remove the name brands you can trust and the candy bars are worse, but they're more expensive? They taste like, Chuck.

They leave a weird powdery substance. Send the kids out into the streets selling that. A cute kid is selling it. You can't. say no to a child. You can in Utah when you're white and Mormon and the little girl selling it to you is brown and it's a Sunday and you're not allowed to exchange money, but she doesn't have another free day. Utah's just doing a trauma dump. I'm sorry. I'm here for you. It's okay. There was a guy in my neighborhood who looked like Pierce Brosnan, so that was my solace. Oh, dope. All right. Let's

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From smartless media, campside media, and big money players comes crimeless. Join me, Josh Dean, investigative journalists. And me, Roy Scoville, comedian, as we celebrate the amazing creativity of the world's dumbest criminals. We'll look into some of the silliest ways folks have broken the laws. Honestly, it feels more like a high-level prank than a crime. Who catfishes a city? And meets some memorable anti-heroes. There are thousands of angry, horny monkeys.

Clap if you think she's a witch, and it freaks you out. He has x-rayed vision. How could I not follow him? Honestly, I got to follow him. He can see right through me. Listen to Crimless on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Dad had the strong belief that the devil was attacking us. Two brothers, one devout household, two radically different paths.

Gabe Ortiz became one of the highest-ranking law enforcement officers. in Texas. 32 years, total law enforcement experience. But his brother Larry, he stayed behind and built an entirely different legacy. He was the head of this gang, and nobody was going to tell him what to do. You're going to push that line for the calls. Took us under his wing and showed us the game, as they call it. When Larry is murdered, Gabe is forced to confront the past he tried to leave behind,

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Thank you. Let us friggin' talk about the Pentagon. Five sides. Come on. So 2000. Oh, you mean just the shape. Oh, sorry. Yeah.

They tried to make it four in 2001. The Pentagon is kind of the mall. Oh, my God. That's pretty good. That's pretty damn good. Oh, my God. That was really good. The pentagon was built kind of with the logic of an indoor mall

where it's like just a completely plain on the outside and then all sorts of shit going on on the inside. Yeah, you're like, which entrance do I meet you at? The one that looks like all the others. And they did replace that one wall with a Macy's. It's just a giant Macy's. Which side has the Starbucks? That's right.

So Pete Hagseth has been trying to keep the press from coming in describing his actions because on paper it's not looking good you know so he started purging hostile journalists who asked tough questions like is that legal are you drunk are you okay man so now the pentagon press corps consists of just basically mega influencers like Laura Lumer and Matt... Who could be more accurately named? I know. Than Laura Lumer.

She's right behind you. She's behind you. And then Matt, Child Venmoer, Gates, that's just kind of like he wants people who are from his side because they don't care if all his war crimes are like blatant and should land him in the hag. And they also are just like trained circus seals that ask softball questions that he's pre-approved. So we got a little example of this from Matt Gates pretending to do journalism

that seems like, it's like, I swear to God, this is a hard-ass question. This is some of the worst production quality that we've seen in the internet age, I would say. But I also, the main thing that I took away from this is not the low quality of the production, but the performance of his chief of staff, Pete Higgs-S acting chief of staff. And I just want to see if you guys notice anything about what's going on with this guy. We're fully mission-capable today. So that's a great question, man. And I appreciate you getting after it because not enough.

Not enough. It is the most capable fighter that we have right now. When it flies. When it flies, you're right, it is the most capable of it. What we have right now, and you saw last just. last month in the acquisition speech is a department and leadership that's willing to get after it to challenge industry to produce better. There are plenty of surface-to-air missile systems that the Iranians have. We know that. Did they shoot any of them? No, they didn't because we were so

successful. And that platform, the F-35, is an amazing platform that can go after these systems. It's the most capable platform we have at. And what we're doing right now is we have a plan to get to 80% mission capable race by 2030. The Deputy Secretary of War and Mike Duffy, the Undersecretary for Acquisitions is a statement, is meeting with Lockheed Martin almost weekly. Under this administration, I think that part he swallows a hiccup, actually, just right here. Almost weekly. Under this administration, under President Trump's administration, they are being held to task.

I really like how he closes this one. They are being held to task. The previous administration, it was a joke. The previous administration, it was a joke. The previous administration, the joke. He seems so broke. It's not, okay, you guys, it's not his fault. He got iced, okay?

He didn't mean to, but then he had to chug it. You know what I mean? Oh, you think he got iced, like bros, icing bros? Yeah. Where they show you smearing off ice and then you have to drink it? to chug it. Like, he didn't mean to. It was just behind the podium. And then what are you going to do? Back down like a pussy? No. Dude's being dude. He's like cartoon character alcoholic drunk. Like swallowing burps like trans. The hiccup thing. I didn't catch it until

you played it again. But it was just, oh my God. Why would they put that out? Because I don't understand. They got to put something out. They had this big thing where they're like, we're going to ask, we're going to have Matt Gates ask some questions that, like, sound like they're coming at our ass. And then Ricky is just going to fucking dodge and weave and, like, be quick on his feet. And Ricky was weaving, that's for sure, on his way home from the office that day. But just, hmm, I mean, we know that Matt Gates, or we know that Pete Hagseth is pro dragging on the job. It, it's just interesting. I guess that's what you would expect

from people who are like I saw the documentary Mad Men and that is how we are going to run this Pentagon and just looks like he's fucking five drinks in at this morning press briefing. I would say it's even more. Yeah.

Like at that point if you're drinking on the job, you're more than just five. Yeah, but Beer Pong was their team. bonding activity that morning. Oh, they had a team exercise that morning? Yeah, it was a trust fall, but more of like a stumble. I get what you're asking, man.

I actually thank you so much for coming so hard at it. And previous administration didn't even like fucking do that, man. It honestly reminds me so much of Miles' impression of drunk people. Or I was saying like drunk girl

at a party from S&L. Yes. And like drunk uncle. Like, those are all classic drunk performances. Just caricatures. Yeah, that he is fully embodying. This is encouraging me to be drunk more during my responsibilities. Yes, exactly. It's the American way.

Should inspire us all to just be a little bit drunker. Do you think they do it because they're just irresponsible, that their conscience is weighing on them or pressure? Oh, empathy coming in. trying. Like, I just can't imagine being that so fucking spiteful. Yeah. I just don't think they give a fuck. Like, I think they don't give a fuck.

I think they probably have a big part of their brain. Like, it's impossible for somebody like that not to, like, have you seen that movie, the act of killing where the documentary team goes in and like creates a documentary about. the people who had carried out like a killing like program in there. Yeah, I've heard about it and like some of them had like zero remorse. And like yeah. Or they're like

no remorse. In real time. Yeah. Yeah. It's wild because like this guy who is like a national hero inside this fascistic regime is like kind of coming to terms with it on camera but like he has this like whole story that he's built up in his mind that like he's the hero of this thing.

But like as he's, you see him like as he's dealing with it and like even he by the end is like he's like having like he's having like gas GI issues as he's like talking about what it was like and like his part in it and like no matter how evil you are like there's a part there's like some moral equilibrium inside of yourself that you have to kill so I think there's that as well but I do really think like they have watched things like madmen and like you know this made up version of America like the 1950s

golden age of America and have just like taken the wrong lesson 100%. I don't even think that's what they've watched. I think also that's like not for everyone

but that's like what they the bubble that they live in it's like all people who dehumanize everybody else. Right. So it's like it's not just like media or whatever. It's like they're lived experience

they're like it's just my lived experience to be a racist asshole, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think they, yeah, I think, like, Pete Hegseth and Jesse Waters, like, both seem to be, like, from this time machine world where they're like, yeah, this is just how it is. But it's also weird, because isn't Jesse's Waters' mom, like, really, like, she's, like, a liberal or something and she's, like, ashamed of him? But he's, like, so weird. Somebody from a fake version of the 1950s.

And it's, yeah, it's very strange. Anyways, I hope they, I hope the people in charge of the most powerful military in the history of the planet continue to get drunk on the job. Choke on their own puke. Get visibly drunk on the job. It's all we can hope for. Speaking of people, things that seem from a different era. You can't press the nuke button if there's two of them. That's right. There is two of them. You have to turn the key both times. But each one of them is seeing that, yeah. Two. We don't realize that that's the only thing. saving us from nuclear Armageddon is that they're just like too drunk to turn the keys at the same time.

I can drive. Okay, you do it. That's not a car. Oh, you did it on two. Yeah. I'm good to drive, man. Dude, you're standing at the console that's going to launch nuclear weapons at Russia. Give them my keys.

Give me my keys. I drive better junk. Watch, watch, watch. Yeah, I actually launched. do the better. I think we're going to actually do it better if we were just do it just one shot and then we turn the keys. North Korea and China both times. Watch, watch, watch, watch. Donald Trump, kind of

similar universe to that clip. The maga extended universe. The magas. I have to say the worst MCU ever. Mega cinematic universe. Maga criminal universe. There you go. He went on his affordability tour. They've been like, you think affordability. is a problem, fine. We're sending

the persuader in chief Donald Trump out there to talk about affordability on his affordability tour. He knows what the cost of a regular old gold ballroom costs. That's right. He knows. And the only time he brought up affordability was

to call it a hoax and then said, shit like people don't need to buy their kids that many presents. So he gets it. He's doing a good job. This is driving me nuts. You don't need. that many presents. You don't need that many presents. That many sessions of chemo. That's right. I think he mentioned like pencils. Like China gives kids 37 pencils. You don't need that

many pencils. Give them one or two. That will make up for your household budget, right? He's smart. He's good at this. Yeah. He's got it. He also spent part of his affordability tour talking about how his press secretary's got a beautiful face and those lips that don't stop, which is not quite as horny as that sounds, he appears to be saying she's good at talking because he said, with those lips that don't stop, like a little

machine gun. So he's just complimenting her ability to like gatling gun bullshit with those beautiful pouty lying lips. Those lips that don't stop. Does he say the same shit about like Cash Patel's lips? Right. Yeah, probably not

talking about his lips. He's like that little Indian man's lips. They're so beautiful and rapid. I love the rapidity of his lips. How can you distance yourself from, like, sexual crimes by talking about a woman's mouth, you know? Yeah, that's the best way to pivot. Ugh, God. Yeah.

It's so gross. You know the thing where we just talked about how when people are doing bad things, they want to throw up? For me, it's when other people are saying things like this that I want to throw up. Right. totally sober totally sober that's how drunk they are barely had three whiskeys

so far this morning but there are you know so some people the crowd showed up to his affordability tour with signs saying stuff like lower prices and bigger paychecks for some reason I don't know where they got the

idea that those were appropriate signs to bring to an affordability tour that's what Trump is doing he's he's they They're like, oh, good job. You lowered prices and you have the biggest paychecks of all the paychecks. We talked about his late night rant, his sundowning rant.

Yeah. This just seems like it's where we're at with him that, like, he is, he goes up there and just, like, goes. And, like, we've been there with him where he's just, like, on a jazz riff the whole time. But he is sundowning. And the sun is getting lower and lower. in the sky. It's great television until you realize it's our fucking lives. Yeah, exactly.

He went up and just did a tight in quotes 40 minutes of like absolute stand-up comp. Like just him trying to do like what his idea of the stand-up comedy is. I actually tried to open for that. I couldn't get the Kennedy Center awards that he was giving to Sylvester Stallone. That's crazy. it's just jean simmons that one doesn't surprise me though no yeah it's like mixed it just feels like a mix bad like you're just pulling out names of weird old timey celebrity people who are willing to show up yeah yeah it's giving jake lamata at the end of raging bull like when he like goes and is doing like stand-up routines in i'm sorry it has gotten to the the black and queer slang has gotten to mainstream if you're saying it's giving jake lamata at the end of the end of the The Raging Bull? How dare you?

That's a reference that the queer community gets. Yeah. Trump is serving Jake Lamato. It's giving desperate. Mm-hmm. It is giving all desperate. Let's take a quick break and we'll come back and get some parenting advice from Sam Altman and Jimmy Fallon.

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Oh, that's so crazy, Jack. Tell me more. It's giving so bad. But this might be even a new low for him, and that's saying something. We'll get to some of his previous lowlights, but he had a pandering interview with, with OpenAI CEO Sam Altman and I think a lot of people missed what was one of the cringers segments where Altman claims that he, quote, cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without chat GPT. This is fucking insane.

Recalling that he used it to ask why his nine-month-old drops pizza on the floor and laughs. This is so, like, somebody needs to take his, like, that is, if he's actually doing that, that's, like, that's, like, not okay. Yeah. I can't. You don't have anyone in your life. Why does baby act like baby? Why does human do reaction?

Hey, chat, GBT. Why does human baby be baby? Hey, chat, GBT. How'd you make baby not on fire when burning? Oh, too late. Fork dough and toaster? Also, he said it kind of like his brain was melting. He said, I mean, I feel kind of bad about it.

Because we have this genius level at everything intelligence sitting there waiting to unravel the mysteries of humanity. And I'm like, why does my kids stop dropping his pizza on the floor and laughing? Why does my kids stop dropping? You mean why doesn't? Probably. And then I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without chat GPT. Welcome to the Kardashians where we found Sam Altman doesn't have that much activity in the frontal lobe. This frontal lobe is a black hole.

I bet they both go home and unwind by watching cocoa melon for themselves. Right. Yeah, it does. It's just infantilizing. I just feel so bad for his wife. Like, it's never more clear to me that he is not doing shit at home than now. He's like, it's so great for learning how to raise your kids. Meanwhile, his wife is raising their kids.

Right. This kid's fucking genius. He's like learning work. and, like, human emotion. He changed his own diapers for this whole time. I've never, I never had to do one. I don't know. He slept through the night.

My wife can't sleep for some reason. That bitch? My bitch wife. That's right. You're on the Adam Carolla show. Dear Chad, GPT, why my bitch wife keep dropping pizza? That's his net. That's going to be his searches, his queries in like,

five years. But claiming that Chad GPT is an essential tool for doing a thing humanity has been doing for its entire fucking existence has been criticized a bit. I will say he didn't say chat GPT

is an essential tool for all humans, just for him which I think is accurate to how the tool works because people who I know who rely on it it seems like they just get dumber and dumber. you know like because you don't have to like use your brain no anymore or they think you don't

called chat gbt he is doctor chat gpt that's right chat gpt p hd ad ad i don't know uh author lincoln michel michel um using that the main pitch for chat gbt is telling everyone that they are dumb idiots who can't possibly handle tasks on their own that humans have accomplished on their own since the dawn of time. That is, I will say, one of the most humbling parts of being a parent is you're like, man, I'm kind of fucking this up, and everybody has been doing this since the caveman times. Like, everybody can do this. It's both encouraging and humbling that you're just like, man. But also, like, that is telling of, like, his ego that he can't handle, like, figuring it out on his own, like, human connection.

He's never been humbled by anything ever. Also, I think it's, like, way more insidious than just use my, my, like, thing that I made or, like, give me money. I think it's, like, he's really disconnecting people from each other and, like, destroying the idea of community and isolating people and making them more dependent on, like, these things in their homes and, like, the inability to ask each other for help so that they can't, like, organize and rise up and like collectively bargain and like have normal human lives yeah i can't imagine a world where i don't get to you raise my child in their new skinner box it's like

the phrase like it takes a village to raise a baby like i think you hit a really good point it takes a hard drive yeah it just takes a hard drive it doesn't need a village just routers and billions of It takes a server farm somewhere in rural Minnesota that is drinking up all of the water. It takes the matrix pods. In addition to this being bad in terms of like isolating us and human cognitive development, 2024 study found that Chad GPT was wrong a whopping 83% of the time when asked about pediatric conditions. Jesus fucking eyes. 83% of the time.

And it's especially concerning because parents are. relying on AI more and more for a, quote, a wide range of parenting queries regarding health, education, and behavior, among other topics. And it was wrong. Again, 83% of the time. We're so, like, we're so cooked on, like, multiple fronts. Like, we're cooked because people put their faith in this product that is wrong, but is being told that is smarter than, like, they're being told that it's smarter than them. We also, like, don't have the ability to, like, critically think because of, like, at this point, decades of propaganda from, like, different media sources and conglomerations that are only unifying more. And also, like, we've underfunded education

at the same time to prevent people from, like, being able to imbibe information in, like, a critical thinking type of way. So it's just, like, on all fronts, we're just, like, we're prone to have misinformation, just be soaked up like a sponge, you know, on every front. Yeah. There was a YouTuber. He just had a video come out, like, it's an hour long,

and he just had chat, GPT, guide him on him being the smartest infant from 1997 or something like that. And it was crazy because it brought him to, like, Joshua Tree and Sedona to hide out from like government officials

and it was like pandering him so he would keep engaging. It was insane and all it was just to show how people can fall into this trap because it's so nice to you. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. That's why people are marrying it. Right. So that like there's all sorts of just bullshit. Like the mainstream media particularly is just flooded with so much bullshit. There's a New York post article. I co-parent with chat GPT. I love turning off my brain and

letting AI help raise my child, literally. And they're also leaning on chat GPT in other ways such as by having the bot read their children bedtime stories or talk with them for hours, which is so fucking sad. So bad. Like that is like you're supposed to want to spend time. That's the best part of being a parent. Exactly. Bedtime stories and talking with them for hours. I don't have kids, but like with, like, my nephew or, like, even with my dogs, I'm like, I want to walk them. Like, I want to, like, clean up after, like, I want to be around them to have this. Interaction. Interaction.

Like, some of the most intimate, like, close, like, familial relationships. Yeah. Are, like, developmental. It's crazy to me that you're that much of a sociopath that you're like, I can make the nanny a robot. I can offload this shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

And I get, like, where it's. Like, it's exhausting, raising kids. Like, it's exhausting. Like, I get where you would be like, like, if I had a thing that could, like, just help with this, but this is not that thing. Like, this is, this, first of all, it normalized a relationship that could be extremely harmful considering Chad GBT's tendency to intensify delusions, which has led to teenagers, like, committing suicide.

Yeah. Yeah. And then there's, experts have warned, uh, against relying on AI for parenting answers. not just because the answers could be wrong, but because it means handing over private information about children to big tech. But it's, it, like, will flatter your child today.

It gives them, it's a bad thing for children to be interacting with. Yeah. It's, it's just crazy. Yeah. When AI can do my dishes and I can just hang out with, like, my niece, that's what we want. That'd be awesome. Yeah.

But they, they, yes, like, just use the technology to cure cancer. That would be a single printer actually function. Right. Right without spending $100 on ink every five fucking months. Right. But the whole thing is driven by like hype. And so it just needs to be like more and more ways for it to like weave itself into people's brains and businesses. But also that's the easiest way for it to do things because it's a lot harder to develop something that's like technically adept.

than something that can, like, fake art, right? Like, or something that can, like, fake, uh, social interaction. Even, like, I just, I'm so baffled at how they have the masses fooled. Like, even those delivery carts outside that, like, deliver, like, your door dash or whatever, like your food. People think that those are automatic. Like, there's not somebody behind them, like, in India, fucking guiding them. Right.

People think that the Tesla robots actually fucking work. Like, they don't understand the human labor that is behind all of this because they want to live in some like forward fantasy world where AI actually makes sense and solves their problems because we don't get health care or like wages or anything and people are using it for therapy because we can't afford to. There's a old, one of the oldest, most famous scams was this guy who invented a robot that could play chess and it would sit at the chess board and like beat people at chess and people were like, oh my God, he like, invented a robot. It's the fucking 1700s or whatever. They called it the Mechanical Turk. Turns out there was a guy inside it playing chess. There was just a guy in a robot suit. And Jeff Bezos- Now imagine that guy is Sam Altman. Jeff Bezos named his company Mechanical Turk. That's insane. No.

They're doing. Yes, they know what they're doing. They're fucking hiding. They're literally mocking us. Yeah, exactly. They're like, what if we invaded Iraq with something called? the Trojan horse. Sam Altman, by the way, just on a podcast back in June stated, people have a very high degree of trust in chat GPT, which is interesting because AI hallucinates.

It should be the tech that you don't trust that much. You're the one fucking doing it, dude. There's no way this guy raises the kids on chat GPT. I don't think this guy has met his children. I was going to say he probably has nannies and think the nannies are an office. shoot of what he's built. Right.

Yeah, yeah. Well, they're just lucky. I'm a job creator. By being a bad parent, I'm a job creator. I'm going to disrupt my children's lives. Yeah, exactly. I'm a disruptor in my family. But I do just have to stop for a moment and say a big part of the blame has to go to this.

This is a new addition to the Jimmy Fallon, sycophonic, bullshit. Hall of Fame. He, of course, interviewed Donald Trump in 2015 and was like, hey, can I touch your hair, man? And then he had a much better impression than I didn't. Hey, man, could I? It's like a beavis and but higher. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Oh, man, I'm just saying, like I say, I don't know. And then he had Paris Hilton on for, I think, my favorite moment in the history of television. Oh, yeah. The NFT discussion. I am not aware of that. They propped up the NFTs during that whole trend.

Before the apes were stolen. Yeah, it's just like, it's this weird moment during the pandemic where he's like, and I just want to like bring out something really cool that you're doing. It's called a, called like a board ape. And then he like pulls out like a picture of the board ape. NFT that she's like investing in. On the tonight show. Yeah. And then he's like, yes, on the Tonight Show. And the crowd is like kind of, you know, the crowd is juiced and being told like to chant or cheer and everything. But like they're so baffled that like the rhythm is off. It's just this like weird thing. And he's like, and it's crazy. I actually have mine too. And then he like brings out his and like shows it to the camera. And people are like, yeah. Just clapping for it. And it's just the strangest thing. Turns out that like he got sued for that because.

he didn't disclose that he had a financial stake in the crypto firm, MoonPay. Also just defeats the purpose of NFTs. Like, you're the one that's supposed to own it. Now everyone owns it. Right. Well, Jimmy Fallon owns it. And he gets a big piece of any time that we say NFT on this podcast. So I've budgeted for one more NFTs.

Not Fallon tonight. Thank you. You're welcome. I'm brilliant. Chat GPT told me. that. Your hair is so funny, man. What an asshole. Chat, GPT, but it's just a salient voice. Did you, did you see the interview where he was like asked about Colbert and Kimmel getting canceled? And he was just immediately like, I don't know, we're like not, we're not political. And that's what's

great about our show. We have like a lot of really good writers. And like, they're not political, man. They don't like have a, uh, I just love you, Mr. Trump. Don't don't, don't turn the money hose off. I want to get in a room with Questlove and Black Thought and be like, what do you guys really think? I'm like, I'm so sorry. Like, what kind of contractor are you in? I got to say, this episode has been bad for alcoholics. There are some great alcoholics out there have done great work.

I mean, I wouldn't recommend it for your health, mental or otherwise. But like, this is Jimmy Fallon and Pete Hagseth are really. I would say Jimmy's on Coke, too. Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, once you hit a certain point of alcoholism, you need something to keep you awake. Otherwise, you become, like, the guy who's, like, asleep at the bar.

So, yeah, there's something going on there. Yeah. Annie Dick just got OD'd. Yeah, I saw that. Yeah, last night. Andy Dick died? Not died. Just OD'd in public.

Street. Aw. Poor old. Bad time, guys. you can't do it you can't get off of all that shit but yeah it's dangerous out there with the fentanyl shit anyways uh kim such a pleasure having you on the daily zeitgeist as always uh where can people find you follow you all that good stuff man well thank you uh instagram uh reddit youtube all the major socials patreon if you want to see uh fun spicy

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and then Second Screens Comedy, which is coming back next month, at the Elysian stunk room and then I'm going to be at Sketchfest with Zindabatties and facial recognition comedy and then my friends do a Bravo podcast that I've been on that I like really love and they started doing live shows in Texas

or in Dallas. It's called Bravo Breakdowns and it's like I'm such a fucking reality head and obsessed with like right now I'm watching the Real Housewives of the OC from the beginning which is very tough because everything like stuff from now on the real housewives is not okay to watch like it doesn't keep up with the time from like now you know so back then it was very crazy

but anyways this podcast is really fun and they're my friends Lauren and Michelle they're really great so go check out that podcast amazing yeah uh you can find me on Twitter at Jack underscore O'Brien Uh, you can find me on Blue Sky at Jack O.B. The number one. Uh, I don't know, man. I, uh, every year I wait for the pitchfork top hundred songs to come out and listen. Just, I don't even listen to them. I just like go through. And I'm like, oh, yeah, I like that person. I like that person. And, uh, so I'm enjoying that. Uh, so I'm enjoying that. Uh, right now. Do people still pay attention to pitchfork? I like it for the song. Like the, I like it to find out what songs. Yeah, not the articles. I read it for the articles. I actually go to Pitchfork for the nudity. Base says no. Base says you're an old head. Base as your unc.

Base as your cooks. Yeah, yeah. Do they give you your age, too? Actually, I'll say, a thing I've been enjoying... Pitchfork wrapped. A thing I've been enjoying is Anna Hosnié for the year-end content, prestige casting, is coming. And she's giving us our homework of things to watch. And we just watched this movie, Caught Stealing, which is like a Darren Aronovsky movie that just came out on Netflix.

Yeah. And it's solid. And there's some parts that I really enjoyed. So we'll be talking about that on the era of some of our year end content. A little spoiler. But watch that. Jay Kelly is also in there. The doctor is in there, right?

Yeah. The friendship is going to, we'll talk about friendship if you haven't seen friendship yet. Dinners, we'll be talking about that. Wait, what's the doctor? The, from in the caught stealing, isn't one of the Doctor Who's, like the British guy with the Mohawk? Oh, is it? Yeah, that makes sense. I was trying to figure out who that.

Like, because he looks so different and acts so different. I was like, oh, my God, but I think it's one of the Doctor Who's, right? Yeah, yeah. Anyways, that's a fun time at the screen. Senors got snubbed. Did it get snubbed? Justice for Delroy and Woonme? Oh, yeah.

Yeah. I mean, one of the best, some of the highest highs in movies and sinners this year. So good. You can find us on Twitter and Blue Sky at Daily Zekegeist. We're at The Daily Zekegeist on Instagram. You can go to the description of the episode wherever you're listening to it. And there at the bottom you will find the footnotes, which is where we link off to the information that we talked about in today's episode. We also link off to a song that we think you might enjoy.

And when Miles is out with Pahlavi poisoning, we like to ask super producer, Justin. Justin, is there a song that you think that people might enjoy? Yeah, this track is called Ice Tea featuring Project Pat, older brother of Juicy J of 36 Mafia fame. The beat on this is so cinematic with some next level production, which is especially striking because, as Miles said the other day, this song stands out as an example of what you. happens when someone puts in no effort to the group presentation um i totally agree because project pat just goes off on this track um it just snaps on it and someone else i'm not going to say who sounds like they're struggling to stay awake but i weirdly kind of fuck with it uh i might not be selling

the song very well but it's it's definitely worth the listen if you care more about vibes than lyrics um so this song is called are there only two rappers on the song no uh i mean yeah there's Two rappers. Yeah. I mean, you might be rapping on the song. I think both of them kind of. Passive aggressive hip hop.

Yeah. Yeah. I don't want to dismumble rap because it is the wave of the young ins. Just for me, there's a noticeable difference in energy here. And I think it's, it makes me laugh and I kind of fuck with it. But I also, it's a vibe.

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