The Daily Zeitgeist - Elon Musk’s Blade Jogger, Deep State Food Poisoning? 10.24.24
Episode Date: October 24, 2024In episode 1764, Jack and guest co-host Jacquis Neal are joined by writer, comedian, and co-host of Yo, Is This Racist?, Andrew Ti, to discuss… Trump Is A Nazi Vs. Kamala Frustrates Some Supporters ...… Let’s See What The NYTimes Leads With, The Makers of Blade Runner 2049 Are Suing Elon Musk For Ripping Off Their Dystopia, If Trump Loses Republicans Fully F**ked? The Deep State Poisoned Those Quarter Pounders... According To MAGA and more! What's At Stake: The Pace of Change Is It Fascism? A Leading Historian Changes His Mind. As Election Nears, Kelly Warns Trump Would Rule Like a Dictator The Makers of Blade Runner 2049 Are Suing Elon Musk For Ripping Off Their Dystopia Blade Runner 2049 maker sues Musk over robotaxi images If Trump Loses Republicans Fully F**ked? The Deep State Poisoned Those Quarter Pounders... According To MAGA ‘What an amazing coincidence’: MAGA thinks E. Coli outbreak at McDonald’s is a CDC plot to harm Trump McDonald's Quarter Pounder Linked To Multistate E. Coli Outbreak One dead, dozens sick in U.S. from E. coli infections linked to McDonald's burger McDonald’s president is confident you can still ‘enjoy the classics,’ despite ongoing investigation of E. coli outbreak from the famed Quarter Pounders Trump serves McDonald's customers and says 'I've now worked for 15 minutes more than Kamala' LISTEN: Feather by Nujabes feat. Cise Starr & Akin from CYNESee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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You guys caught me in the middle of doing a little voting.
Oh, wow.
Is that Donald Trump?
I see.
I do like the because I do have my mail.
I'll probably vote in person, but I do have my mail in ballot and I think I am going to
enter all meetings from now on,
just being like, sorry, you've caught me voting.
Well, the one thing I will say is,
I mean, it's getting late anyway,
but once your vote is logged,
they stop like texting you shit.
Oh.
Because it comes up that you voted,
so you're not considered persuadable.
Oh, I didn't think they were keeping track that much.
I voted sometime last week and I just realized I hadn't gotten any texts.
That's the biggest piece of news that we've ever had on this show.
Get the texts to stop voting.
Yeah, man, that's a good point.
That's the one thing.
There's automated bullshit.
They're like, these Democrats are dumb.
Hey, if you vote early, we'll stop taxing.
You would get no tax.
Yeah, that's all they...
Yeah.
We will leave you alone.
All right.
That's the feel-good message I can bring to the pie.
I'm going to vote today.
Yeah.
I have my mail-in ballot too.
I'm doing it today.
Yeah.
I truly haven't even clocked that.
I haven't gotten any in the past.
Yeah, you don't even know.
All of a sudden, your life is less burdened and you don't even know why.
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My name is Jack O'Brien, aka Donald Trump likes Arnold Palmer's dick.
They say it's really huge.
Whenever he speaks out, the pundits always Trump loves our own old Palmer's big old dick
Do do do do do do do that one courtesy of the casserole Casanova on the discord from
three
Four news cycles ago and Donald Trump just got a faraway look in his eyes and started wistfully reminiscing about
professional golfer Arnold Palmer's dick
Those were the days weren't't they? Like 24 hours ago when stuff like that happened.
Anyways, I'm thrilled to be joined in our second seat by an award-winning podcast host,
writer, producer, comedian, actor. He hosts the must-see live comedy show comedian feud it's Jackie Sneal!
Don't let it fool ya! Oh no! This is Jackie Sneal! What's up? That's it! That's all I got!
I didn't have anything prepared but of course, what up niggas?
You did have that prepared. I had that always. always. How we doing everybody? How you doing, Jack?
I'm doing good, man.
It's great to have you.
I'm in New York and in like an official I Heart Studio,
all everything's painted red
and we're still doing the show the exact same way
over Zoom, but just with so much more technology.
It's a beautiful thing, man.
While you're in New York, while you're in New York,
make sure to get down to like Georgia or Pennsylvania or,
you know, some of these places where you swing states
and like vote like 50 or 40 times.
Knock on some doors, vote as many times as possible.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Make sure to do that.
Read aloud and clear.
Absolutely. Yeah.
Make sure to do that first. Or else I'm not doing my part.
You're not, you're not, if you're not voting a hundred times, you're not doing your part.
I thought you were going to say when I'm in New York, go ahead and make sure to take a
bite out of the big apple.
Cause that, that is what I did last night.
I know that I heard.
So that's why I didn't say it.
Was riding the rails, AKA I took the subway to my sister's house.
It was, it was fun. Good to see my sister and my nephews.
Jekese, we are thrilled to be joined in our third seat by
another one of the very faces on Mount Zeitmore.
A hilarious and brilliant producer, TV writer,
you know him from the podcast,
Yo Is This Racist? It's Andrew T.
Wow. I'm going gonna tell you right now,
I did not have time to do an AKA
because I literally am in the middle of voting.
I don't know what we're doing.
We're not doing video shit.
Yeah.
We're not doing video, but Andrew is holding up a valid.
Copy in the middle of voting.
It did occur to me as you were singing the AKA
is that civic duty does rhyme with booty.
I was trying to figure out a way to work in maybe.
I know I didn't miss new booty before,
but it felt like it was there,
but I just couldn't get it in the 15 seconds I found the singer.
I found you, Civic Duty, something like that.
Yeah.
In that neighborhood.
Put it in my booty.
Remember when Eminem lost his rhyme notebook,
where he just writes reams of his rhymes out?
I wonder, Andrew, were you the person who found it?
Because I can't believe you're going to put that together on your own.
That's pretty crazy.
Eminem and the fucking Insane Clown Posse came out for Comma Mola in the last two weeks
at the tournament.
ICP? Yeah. Well, no, no. Insane clown posse came out for combo in the last like two weeks
Yeah, well, no, no, I should say you know what I can't speak for violent. Yeah, I believe it's Shaggy to dope
I mean they're saying the entire ICP that that's what I've been seeing. It's like I see support or and that is a massive upset
More squarely Like Trump must be fucking feel like he's reeling right now.
He's reeling.
That was squarely in his demo.
Conservatives are calling Eminem woke now.
Yeah.
He did catch the vibe.
I mean, it's probably, it could just be that they're all, you know, hanging out with each other, the Detroit area entertainers caught the
woke mind virus from one another.
Exactly.
Exactly.
You know, shame, a real shame.
Now on your vote, on your ballot, Andrew, I did notice you, uh, you wrote in D's
nuts as the, as the presidential candidate.
And I, I wonder if, if enough people, if enough people write in, right.
Nuts to the point where he wins, which I know is impossible, but like, but, but,
or she is only possible as a man, but go ahead.
Or it could be like, listen, you write these nuts has no gender.
Thank you.
They win.
But if you're so stupid, theoretically did vote for a right in candidate. And it was like these, what would happen? I know you guys don't know the answer to that, but I. I was having this very conversation with my eight-year-old nephew last night,
because he was like, literally I could win the presidency.
They could like, if I write me in and you write me in.
And I was like, yeah, I mean, technically that is technically true.
And I did tell him you'd never, you'd never, you'd never, you'd never, you'd never, you'd never, you'd never, you'd never,. And I was like, yeah, I mean, technically.
That is technically true.
And I did tell him, you'd never beat Dee's nuts.
You'd never beat Dee's nuts.
Yeah.
You'll always be talking to your nephew
about beating Dee's nuts.
To my nephews.
Yeah.
And that's why they love you.
I got that big unk energy.
Here comes Uncle Jack again. Always talking about his Dee's nuts. I got that big unc energy
These nuts I feel like
Like if there was somehow compulsory voting
We would find that some insane like just like meme
Fucking right in would always win. That is my guess
If it's just like you've got a vote you have to vote or like we're going to fucking, you know, tax you or whatever. Right. It would be $500,000 if you don't
vote. And that's when, that's when every candidate is like changing their name legally to Deez Nuts
at the last minute. Right. Right. And that's- I feel like there are examples of like weird writing candidates, like Mickey Mouse won a
weird, weirdly large portion of the vote. And I say weirdly because again, fucked up policy, like
fucked up things they've said about Palestine and just imperialism in general.
This is, I mean, Mickey's got a history of of just incredibly fucked up things against the Japanese
I recall he's there's he's you know, make you be on that shit
I mean you heard what they're singing at the end of Full Metal Jacket. I don't
Tell you guys those are his boys. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right, Andrew
We're gonna get to know you a little bit better in a moment by asking you search
history overrated, underrated, which I know you have prepared because you've known about
this for a long time.
Locked in.
But first, I'm going to tell the listeners a couple of things we're talking about.
So John Kelly, Trump's right-hand guy during his first administration, has come out and
reiterated a bunch of things that we already knew,
but things that seem important
as people make this upcoming decision.
I just wanted to look at the front page of
the New York Times as that news was
hitting just to see what they were doing.
It was just interesting where they're,
what they thought the most important stories were at this moment.
The makers of Blade Runner 2049 are suing Elon Musk for ripping off their dystopia.
So we just wanted to look at how he did that and how makers of current tech are
ripping off in general, like this, this trend where they're just like, yeah, that
would actually be tight
if everything looked like that literal dystopia that that person imagined.
We'll ask if the Republican party is fully fucked without Trump.
We will look at the McDonald's quarter pounder E. coli outbreak.
I learned a couple of things from that story about E. Coli and about McDonald's and also about the deep
state, because there's a big conspiracy theory going
around that this is all being engineered by the
deep state to taint Trump's election winning stunt
where he pretended to be a fry cook at McDonald's
and everybody fell for it.
All of that, plenty more.
But first, Andrew T, we do like to ask our guest,
what is something from your search history that is revealing about who you are?
Oh, man. All right. This is more of like a mindset.
This is how my train of thought works because it's real stupid.
I guess technically it was Instagram Reels,
but I was looking at, well,
clearly a TikTok this morning.
The term abrosexual.
A-bro-sexual.
Abrosexual. Abrosexual, probably abrosexual.
Abrosexual.
But you're already seeing where my mind,
and it's, oh my God, okay, here we go.
I'm just going to read the AI generated answer to this, which is almost certainly flawed.
But, ba-ba-ba, sexual orientation where a person's sexual and romantic attraction levels
change over time.
Okay.
Yeah.
I will say my reason for looking it up was to make sure it wasn't something like fucked up or something I shouldn't make fun of because I wanted to tweet,
is abro sexuality just being attracted to one specific bro?
That was exactly where my brain went.
That's what I thought she was about to say.
Yeah. I guess I don't know enough fucking,
I assume Greek for abro to mean anything to me.
Yeah, yeah.
Besides abro.
I thought it was gonna be being attracted to your homie
or something related to ambrosia.
But yeah. Oh, sure.
Can you say that definition one more time?
Abrosexuality is a sexual orientation.
Again, AI generated, I don't know if this is right.
Sexual orientation.
Where? It's actually impossible
to do research anymore beyond the AI result.
The disclaimer.
Yeah, I refuse to scroll down.
My phone screen actually stops.
It caps when I try to scroll.
Where a person's sexual and romantic attraction levels change over time.
Again, AI, AI pros.
People who are abrosexual may experience fluctuations in the intensity of their attraction
and who they are attracted to.
For example, an abrosexual person may be attracted to men one moment
and then not be attracted to anyone a few weeks later.
Yeah.
All right. I mean, I guess I could see a world where they're like,
yeah, at just this base level, you don't have an attraction
to someone like you would, blah, blah, blah.
But again, that doesn't seem like it's only one person.
It feels like everybody, like sexuality is a spectrum
and it definitely changes over time.
Yeah, but the prefix abro means delicate or graceful.
Again, fucking AI generated, I don't know. Yeah
Yeah, AI has broken the internet and it is
Represented on the pride flag. There's a separate abro sexual pride flag with pink white and green
the sort of classic under ripe watermelon
Listen, man, I've been on I've been we all, we all have been doing this long enough and we've all been doing things where we've had fans of our work long enough for, we know, like there's somebody who's listening, who's probably not happy with what we're saying.
And to that person, I apologize, but also.
All I'm saying is you are not alone.
You're not alone. If it's an identity that you feel good about identifying with, that's great.
I just feel like, yeah, there's a, there's a lot of us out here, you know, people
who, whose sexual attraction changes.
Like Mike said, you are not, you know,
I'm glad we brought it back to Michael Jackson.
What is Andrew something you think is underrated?
Underrated, I'm going to say this one, but I'm realizing there's a, I would rate myself
a 98% chance I have already said this on this show at some point, pre-made salad dressing.
Underrated.
Underrated.
Interesting.
I think just like a fucking any given, I've been trying to have salad for breakfast which also that's not underrated.
That's gross but I'm just trying to start my day in's the mind game I play with myself is I buy too much
lettuce at Costco and then I don't want to throw away or have wilting lettuce so I am like plowing
through lettuce as as like mudang levels just fucking yeah yeah just chomping and for a long
time I was one of those dickheads that was like, surely it is a simple flick of the wrist to whip up a vinaigrette, but I wasn't doing it.
And, and so as a habit thing, just pour on the hidden valley.
I don't give a fuck.
It's even bad for you.
Like I get it, but like, I just, I'm, I'll fucking see you in
hell before this lettuce turns.
Yeah.
So whatever aggressive way to say that.
Whatever it takes.
I'll fucking see you in hell, asshole.
Pre-made salad dressing also a great thing to marinate like chicken in.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, man.
Salad dressing is the best thing to just have hanging around in your fridge.
You can.
It really.
Yeah.
Like the vinaigrette based ones, like they don't really go bad very,
I don't know, or at least they haven't for me.
Not at the volume, I'm plowing through these fuckers.
I'm like, I'm like three bottles a month.
Just, let's go.
And you're doing it just straight up,
a handful of lettuce with a shot of salad dressing
to chase it down. It's close.
I'm like, I'm like the Kanye West baby oil
of just bottles of fucking ranch.
That's Kanye West baby oil?
Oh, you mean Diddy?
I'm the Diddy. Oh, wow.
Cancel me, please.
I'm the Diddy level.
How dare you?
I'm the Diddy levels of baby oil of fucking of ranch dressing.
It's disgusting.
They're just going gonna find you with thousands
of Hidden Valley Ranch in their walls.
And then Costco will be like,
we'll sell Hidden Valley Ranch.
He ain't get that shit from us.
Leave us out of it.
Oh my God.
Fucking awful.
What is something you think is overrated?
I'm gonna say Cali Sober,
which is what I've been sort of doing,
which is where you only have weed.
Yeah.
I've been taking some time off of alcohol.
It fucking sucks.
I'm just like so stoned all the time.
And like kind of basically non-functional
the second the sun goes down,
but I don't feel as bad in the morning,
which is the one silver lighting.
But that's like turning me into a morning person, which I'm not.
So I have the worst of all worlds, which is I wake up, I'm unwillingly waking up at the
crack of dawn, but I am still like sleepy and out of it in the evening.
I know I don't.
Feeling as good as you're going to feel all day.
Yeah. Yeah.
I guess I got to move into like, like New Mexico sober or whatever, just do meth.
Just meth. Yeah.
Just meth every day?
Yeah.
Cali sober.
Then you obviate the whole process of waking up because you never get to sleep.
Cali sober is always interesting to me. I mean, I do, I am a firm believer that we just better for you than alcohol.
Yeah.
As far as just your body.
That's largely why I started, but his not that great.
If I'm being honest, but yeah, you're still just like, you know, like I know we
smoke a lot in California, but it's not as social.
Yeah, as you can be, you know, cause you still got to like go outside and, you
know, you got to light up, you got to have the circle or you got somebody has to
have the weed versus like if they, I, I believe like Cali sober will become
more social and more of a fun thing to be when we start opening up more weed cafes in California.
Yeah.
If we open up where you can actually like go to a place, smoke a little bit, eat and like, you know, commune with people, I think it'll be like, it'll be even more fun to be Cali sober.
I think those those places, because I feel like when they started legalizing weed,
like people tried those businesses. And here's my guess as to why that shit doesn't work,
is like, it's much harder to get someone to buy like 10 joints in a night.
Whereas you can get someone to buy 10 shots. Sure. Like you can have one joint and immediately be
like, I'm, I'm way too high right now.
The last thing I want is anymore.
I think the business, the business model's tough.
I mean, but like Amsterdam has it, like with all the coffee shops.
And so they figured, so like it probably it isn't like a, I mean, they do have a few bars and I know tourists at those places up and shit like that.
But like, I think like food has to be a big component to it.
You gotta make money some other way.
You got to make the money from food and people just being able to sit down and
smoke and eat and laugh and have games.
You know what? You want to open a business?
We can do this, man.
Yeah.
We can make.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Miles's pitch is that they just need to do it at movie theaters,
which absolutely.
That would be.
You just have movie theaters. Oh.
Optional movie theaters essentially.
You know, there's good food.
Oh my God.
There's a weed bar and then you have movies.
And you basically, you just re-up for $10 every hour
if you don't wanna move from your seat.
And then also you gotta be able to talk.
Like, you gotta be able to fucking talk in the movie.
Like if you're gonna have me smoke because I smoke and I
go watch horror movies. Yeah, it makes it more fun for me.
Because I'll be I am like, I will become like the stereo not
in a disruptive way. Like he will be but I will become the
stereotypical man. I don't go in there. Come on. Come on. Oh,
shit. You know, I mean that way because I'm high. And like so if
I'm gonna be smoking and a movie,
you got to, I want this to be fun for everybody.
Like we going to be giggling and talking and laughing.
Yeah.
And guess who's not going to give a shit
about you talking during the movie?
The other extremely stoned people.
Everyone stoned.
It costs $5 for every half hour to stay in the seat,
stay as long as, or long or as little as you want,
but you're renting the chair, movies are just playing,
you can order food on your phone.
We cracked it.
It's gonna be great.
We cracked, Jackie's cracked it, yeah.
I think people, I think the only, not downfall,
but what will happen is you will start to get people
who will try to fuck in the movie theater.
Oh, yeah. Cause it will put you in the movie theater. Oh yeah.
Because it will put you in like a nobody else is around.
We're adding businesses at an alarming rate,
but I do think like an hour like motel
with like one of those love,
like heart shaped hot tubs in it.
Could be a good addition.
That could be dope.
Or put a little canopy over your two seats and just zip it up.
That's too much. I don't like that.
So many people are going to be jacking off.
Because then after each person goes,
you basically got to close the canopy again,
fill it completely with bleach.
Yeah.
Like a float pool.
What are those sensory deprivation tanks? Yeah. They. Like a float pool. Like what are those like sensory deprivation tanks?
Yeah.
They just like replace all the water inside.
I am not opposed. Listen, these are all details though. We're just fucking talking logistics.
We're just talking logistics.
Also, I'm just incidentally mentioning a business that we should probably add a sensory deprivation
tank. This is an adult entertainment complex, but not in the pornographic way.
Yeah, I love this.
Oh my God.
We might as well also add a sky zone for adults,
like where adults can just get high and then jump on trampolines.
I will say it is crazy that there is not just like a walk-up sensory deprivation tank
on the Las Vegas strip.
Just like one of those side businesses next to a casino
or in the Morgan Weir casino malls.
And you can just be alone for,
and it's quiet for like 15 minutes or per 15 minutes.
They are an absolute mess to just imagining the amount
of bacterial infections that people get at those things.
I've done it once and yeah, it's like I had a minor scrape on my leg and it like was burning
because of all the chemicals in the water because legally there has to be because I
think it's mostly salt.
But yeah, sensory deprivation.
It's you alone with the flora and fauna of every person that's ever been in that.
Just the bio. It's you alone with the flora and fauna of every person that's ever been in that job.
Exactly.
Just the biome of every, yeah.
All right.
Let's take a quick break.
We'll come back.
We'll talk about the news.
We'll be right back. And we're back.
And so there's some stories that are, I guess, being reiterated about Donald Trump in light
of the fact that we are how many days away?
Like less than two weeks away.
Less than two weeks away.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And about three weeks, about three.
Once again, I will just say, I know we said at the top, if you send in your ballot now,
you get way, way, if not zero texts from people because it just gets flags that you voted
and they don't bother trying to convince you anymore.
Convince you, yeah.
That's brilliant.
It's the best reason to do it.
To get it. My phone is blowing up.
Although I also am out of the state of California and it's quieted down a bunch.
So they apparently know where I am and know if I voted or not.
That's cool.
I will, I will say I did early vote, put my, put my, uh, ballot in a ballot box for
this stinky ass country, uh, last week
or so, and I've gotten less, I've gotten, I can't remember the last like text I've gotten.
Maybe one and it was local.
It was like, you know, Hey Burbankian, but like, yeah, it stopped quite a bit for me.
So they call you guys Burbankians.
I guess what else would they call you?
Okay.
I'm sure.
Yes. I have heard that term, but you know, investment Burbankians? I guess what else would they call you? Okay. I'm sure.
Yes, I have heard that term, but you know,
investment for bankers.
That's what I would call your asses.
All right.
So the story that we're getting is from John Kelly, who, according to the New
York times in this article, spent more time behind closed doors in the white
house with president Trump than anyone else.
And he has come out and kind of, there's been isolated quotes from people who like talked
to him, you know, being like, Trump really likes Hitler, Trump wishes he could be more
like Hitler. And he just did a long interview on audio with the New York Times,
where he's basically saying Trump in his first term desperately wanted to be a fascist. He had
to constantly push back against him. If he wins this time, he will essentially end democracy as
we know it and rule as a fascist.
He also discussed, this is a quote from the article discussed and confirmed,
previous reports that Mr. Trump had made,
admiring statements about Hitler,
had expressed contempt for disabled veterans,
and had characterized those who died on battlefield for
the United States as losers and suckers.
Again, spent the most time with him during his first presidency.
He seems genuinely freaked out.
Particularly he points out like his recent
comments about using the military against
what he called the enemy within were so dangerous.
He felt like that's why he's like being like,
okay, so like just to reiterate, he, he, he
told me quote,
Hitler did some good things and I had to be like, that's, that's not an
okay thing to say and I'm a bad guy.
Yeah.
You know, I'm evil.
General John Kelly, not a good guy.
Yeah.
It's very, it's very funny to me.
Not funny.
I don't know if that's the right word.
And I'm sure I'm not about to say anything that hasn't been said on this podcast
or that I've probably even said, but we have been going through this
now for almost nine years.
Yeah.
Right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Closer to a decade.
And, and by this, I mean, they're, you know, they, they have the
saying when they're smoke, there's fire.
Like the whole planet is on fire based on like all the things that Trump has
said he has portrayed now that he's done when he was in office and it like all.
Doesn't matter.
Yeah.
Like, if he, you know, like they, at this point, I'm like, nothing
that he's ever going to say is going to surprise me.
We already have seen the presidency.
We, we know what a presidency like his looks like.
We know what a presidency like his will likely look like going
forward if he gets back into office and not to pivot, but it's just making
And not to pivot, but it's just making the fact that it feels like the opposite side is so actively trying to lose an election.
Totally fucking it up.
It is just like, it is so, because like his people are going to vote for his, like this
notion of undecided voters is a farce.
There are no undecided voters is a farce. There are no undecided voters.
None.
Okay.
Except for us as the Diggies.
I guess we're still weighing our options and still collecting information and life
both begin so much.
We just don't know what to do.
Deep thinkers.
That's fair.
That's fair.
And you know what?
I was wrong when I said that.
And my granddad was an undecided voter and he passed away.
So I'm going to be voting for him and I passed away. So I'm gonna be voting for him.
And I don't know how I'm gonna vote on his side yet.
Yeah.
But it's just only.
Yeah, both sides.
Both sides.
Yeah, cancel each other out.
It's just, you know, like, it should be, if you hear,
yeah, Hitler has some good ideas.
That should be so immediately disqualifying. And it's to me at least, I don't know how it is if you hear, yeah, Hitler has some good ideas. That should be so immediately disqualifying.
And as to me, at least, I don't know how it is for YouTube, but to me, it's just
like, that sounds no more weird to me coming out of his mouth than the sky is blue.
Yeah.
Yeah, it doesn't, but it is, it is a good reminder.
I guess like that's like, it just, and I do, I do, I will just say like, I don't
think we quite know what another Trump administration looks like.
I don't think people, because we lack political imagination in this country in particular, because of our like bad sense of history and our bad sense that other countries exist.
I don't think people recognize how bad it could get under him.
Can I ask you this then?
And I don't disagree with that.
I think I meant it in a slightly different way as like we...
Totally. Yeah, yeah.
What I meant it is we know it'll be bad.
Yeah.
We know it'll be bad.
We know there's no grand delusion of like, it might be okay.
Like it'll be fucking bad.
Now how bad it can get, obviously we don't know.
And there's the magic.
And like you said, people can use the imagination and things like that.
But to the point where you were like, it's a good reminder.
And that, I think that is what I'm saying is like, it should be a good reminder.
saying is like, it should be a good reminder.
And like all it, and what is reminding me of is how bad the other side is fucking up because you should hear this and everybody should get to the fucking
pole, get to the polls to vote.
But you hear this and like, we are telling like, guys, if we let him into the office,
we are letting somebody in the office who was like, Hitler has some good ideas.
If we let him into the office, we are letting somebody in the office who was like, Hitler has some good ideas. And like that should be all we have to say, but is not, unfortunately.
And that's the part that's so frustrating. It sucks for me.
It's just like...
I mean, the tiny amount of credit you can give the New York Times is that...
I guess it is sort of true. It's not particularly news that like Trump is a fucking Nazi.
Like that's not news.
However, them taking like headline space to instead say,
Como is not offering sweeping change.
It's like, yeah.
The story they had, so I did want to mention that the John Kelly thing is like pretty far down the front page,
like probably the 20th story you see on the front page of the New York Times.
And the top story is like, what's at stake, the pace of change. And it talks about like,
Kamala Harris is not offering sweeping change even as voters express dissatisfaction about
the direction of the country. It's just like a like a I don't know like a boring non article
That's just like people don't like that what Kamala Harris is doing which true, but yeah
Yeah, this is like this is like jangling keys level of rhetoric like the idea that change
Quote-unquote just change just it's different
Better is like you have to be so deep like the disrespect
They have for their fucking audience is like how stupid you have to be like yeah Trump would change a lot of stuff
For the extreme worse. It's just like yeah, like like just the idea that like some Delta matters
It's like so fucking stupid. Exactly. I hate these people. I guess I hate, I should say I hate Trump more and all of his voters, not ICP.
They're cool, apparently.
I mean, I, I, I, the one thing I just struggle with in our current electorate
and our current society is that we have had two, this is now the third election.
Yeah.
With Trump.
And like, at least in the first two, or in the first one and, and this one, it
seems like the second one had COVID involved.
So it was a little bit of a different outlier, but it's also just like the
excitement, uh, like the excitement to get out and vote against him does not come from like all the crazy shit that he says.
Like, like it seems it, it doesn't come from it because like he's, he won the first time he got the most, he got the second most votes of all time the second time.
And like, it's deadlocked right now.
And so it's just like, Yeah, we live, we live with a lot of crazy shit.
Isn't getting us to the polls.
Like, and, and like, and, and that's what, that's what Joe Biden ran on.
That's what Kamala is running on, which is why she feels so emboldened to
still support genocide is cause like in their minds, all it's going
to take is see how bad Trump is. And it's like, we've known how bad this dude is for nine years.
And it's like, that's not enough. It's not been enough.
Yeah. It's the electoral strategy from the Democrats is pathetic,
charitably pathetic is like the nicest thing you could say about it. The electoral strategy from the Democrats is pathetic.
Charitably pathetic is like the nicest thing you can say about it.
Yeah. Cynical and pathetic.
Can you be both at the same time?
Uh, yeah, it turns out you can.
But yeah, I mean, they're, this is a classic Clintonian, like big D
democratic party strategy where like you are trying to capture the widest
group possible.
And so the further to the right Trump goes, the further to the right they go,
which is terrible, but it's based on the idea that you're going to persuade the
people who voted for, you know, Dick Cheney and George W. Bush, and that you don't have to worry at all about energizing
the people who voted for the Democratic Party in 2020, which I don't think is true.
Anyone left of also fascist war criminal Dick Cheney is simply held hostage by the system.
Right.
Like what choice do you have?
Yeah.
So I don't know.
It, the other, I do think like the other side of like the stakes argument of like
how absolutely bad another Trump administration would be in ways that like,
I don't think people fully reckoned with and that I don't think we can
necessarily fully imagine is like how fucked the Republicans would be in ways that like, I don't think people fully reckoned with and that I don't think we can necessarily fully imagine is like how fucked the
Republicans would be if they lost.
Just because like I was this guy, Eddinger Mentum, who I talk a lot about,
he's like a polling expert, but like he had this article about like how the
idea of like Trumpism without Trump.
That was like the whole, that was the
whole Republican strategy going into this election. They were like, well, we
got DeSantis and he's gonna do Trumpism, but he won't be Trump. And like everybody
who has tried that is just wildly unpopular. And in fact, like Trump embracing the far right politics is like one of
his liabilities. Like I think, I think the stuff that like they really object to about Trump that
he is like, uh, or at least like not as anti-abortion as like they would like him to be actually
appeals to people. Like people hate Ron DeSantis' politics.
They hate JD Vance's politics.
Every time these like openly fascist right wing people run on a national
platform, they are just, like they run so far underwater.
It's like they have no future.
And so like that's another thing that's just.
Well, the tiny silver lining is at least for like our lifetimes is that this
shit does end with the like corporeal body of Donald Trump.
Like thank the, the tiny silver lining is that there's not one human
being who's ready to take up this mantle and who will, you know, because if it's,
if it's Vance, people will just simply laugh in his face and not do it.
Yeah, exactly.
So I mean, that is a silver lining, but I think I, even when you said that my
mind was like, all right, yeah, If Trump loses, then that's it.
And the Republican party is broken.
I mean, they are broken already, but like it's they, they have to redesign.
Yeah.
Basically, well, if he wins and even if the, you know, this is it, like this is
either his last four years or his last two, two weeks, like one of those two
things are, are the case, but like, you know, we also are looking at probably seven to two Supreme Court for the rest of our nationalities.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. The thing that like the Republican Party is not toast in that the Democrats have happily taken up the majority of their policies.
Yeah, yeah, Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
It's open fascism versus like, yeah.
Yeah. Corporate fascists who kind of like say.
Corporatocracy.
Fascists who put on, you know, you know, African garb every couple weeks.
Fascists with rainbow, rainbows on their F16s.
Yeah.
So, anyway. Gr So anyway, good shit.
I am.
I'm so tired of like, this is the most important.
We've said, this is the most important election of our lifetime.
So many times that it's now meaningless, but the binary here does feel like, I
don't know, openly fascist dictatorship in the end of representative democracy or the open fascists in the country
really don't have a path forward.
So I don't know.
It's fine.
They're sort of classically chill people, so I'm sure they'll like deal with it well.
Also man, you said a good thing.
You know, you said a good point.
Like we always say this is the most important election of our lifetime. And how sad that is because like we should be voting
and elections should be where the next election
is the easiest election of our lifetime.
It should be getting easier and it's only getting harder.
And that is a byproduct of just the structure of our country
and our world, unfortunately.
And I think humans are just evil, but like, or like can, you know,
lead into the evil tendencies.
Humans are mostly fine.
Yeah.
Humanity is, it can be, I should say, but yeah, you know, in 2028, I would love, I
would love to be like, man, this election is pretty fucking easy.
Yeah.
I think, I think it's going to be like climate change.
You know how every summer is the hottest summer that ever happened.
Uh, every election's going to be the most election, the most important
election for quite some time.
Yeah.
Quite sometimes.
It kind of is because of climate change.
Like I think those two things are like, not just metaphors for one
another, but like causally linked.
But yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
We're redlining to the end of life.
That's right.
All right.
Let's take a quick break and we'll come back and talk about shit that is not the election.
We'll be right back.
And we're back. And so we talked before about how Elon Musk is pulling from a lot of sources, a lot of
IP, everything from iRobot. He seems to have copied the designs of his robots from the iRobot film adaptation
for the Will Smith one, I believe.
The maker of that movie was like, spoke on it.
I was like, thanks man for completely ripping off our design.
So Jason Pargin from Cracked tweeted about the reaction that people have where they're
like, oh my God, we're living in the dystopia from this sci-fi movie when it's clearly like
the people making the technology saw that movie and they're like stealing the designs
from that.
And so the producers behind Blade Runner 2049 saw this Elon Musk
event where he was introducing robots. Oh, the other piece of IP he was stealing
from was the mechanical Turk scam where the person was operating.
The public, the public domain IP of
I think that one expired.
An 1880s scam.
The dumbest rubes on earth will humanize anything.
The most credulous tech dickheads.
Can I just say, this is what I forgot.
I was going to say during my overrated,
someone gave me a Waymo account.
So I have a Los Angeles self-driving car account.
And obviously I'm unbelievably against this shit.
Well, no, I'm not against it, you know, in theory.
Uh, but Waymo is the self-driving car for anyone who doesn't know, but I took the
account so that there's one less active Waymo user out on the fucking road.
There you go.
Just like took it.
But I will just say, just to jump ahead of a little bit of the stuff the fucking stories that you hear from Waymo as
Someone who was the fucking world's worst computer programmer in my 20s
I tell you I'm telling you these cars are not done. They like programming is not complete. We are
unwillingly beta testing some shit that can kill people and
Oh, yeah, I didn't sign up for this. It's fucking like,
it's not that the technology will never get there. It is fucking crazy. These are on like
public roads.
I mean, listen, I've never been in a self driving car. And there are a couple things
that like I want to do on just out of curiosity, not like, I think this is all we should be
doing. I think the service window goes to Burbank.
Oh, yeah, probably.
But also I'm like, uh, there are things I wouldn't do it.
Like I wouldn't want it to get on a freeway at all.
Like you got to stay on local roads, but also like I'm, I'm also going to be like,
bruh, like I know I got to wear a seatbelt, but I got to be ready to jump in that
driver's seat if I see some shit popping off
I didn't get a clean answer from my friend who gave this to me
But I was like are you allowed to sit in the driver's seat because no one else is sitting there
Oh, yeah, I just saw somebody in the in the front seat for the first time usually people sit in the back seat
I feel like I think that I mean
So I will want to sit in the front seat because
I will want to be able to take over the wheel.
But I also want to sit in the backseat because if we do crash, that's one that's one more
barrier for me to go out the windshield.
I think it's less likely to crash probably it is way more likely to kill a pedestrian.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, I think that that is a thing that truly no one signed up for
is like this fucking and again, they're mostly fine. But just the story is that my friend who is
pro Waymo was telling me about the about the errors it made. I was like, this shit is not
okay. Like if this happened in fucking Sim City, you'd be like, you know, logging a bug report and
demanding your money back. It's just like the fact that these things can kill people.
You know, they dragged a person, like they hit a pedestrian and
dragged them in San Francisco.
Like I didn't sign up for the possibility of this and most Angelino's didn't.
And it is fucking like crazy to have these buggy, incomplete cars driving around.
We're letting an industry that's thesis statement is move fast and break stuff.
Like drive deadly vehicles on the street.
Sorry.
But also this is the same shit with Elon, I will say, is like this motherfucker says
stuff, describes things from Star Trek, says we're going to be doing this, which is maybe
true, but doesn't have anything specifically to back it up.
Like, we are going to be doing this.
I don't know why you will be the person who brings it to us.
Like, oh, we're going to have flying cars.
Like, yeah, maybe you don't have anything specific.
Like, ah, I fucking hate them so much.
Is Waymo everywhere, by the way?
Do people know what Waymo is?
I think, I think Waymo, Waymo is in only certain markets right now.
And I do think it is largely down to how fucking corrupt your local, like,
city council slash mayor's office is.
Cause like-
Right.
It's everywhere in Los Angeles.
Yeah.
It's everywhere.
I think it's, I've seen it in New York, that's all.
Yeah.
Yeah. I don't know what you're saying.
So these are white cars that like a year ago, I was like, I would see one every day maybe.
And I'd be like, oh, there goes a Waymo car.
And now it's like, I feel like they're like one of every 20 cars on the street in LA.
And there's no driver.
It's like, like the classic Silicon Valley thing of like, let's come up with
the most stupid damaging solution for, without trying the thing that we know
works, which in an LA's case would be fucking trains.
Yeah.
Well, yeah.
Jack, if, if, if you were, you know, let's say you have road rage.
Um, and if you were behind like a car or something that did some, you know,
some shit that would piss you off and you found out and you saw that it was
like a driverless car, would you transfer your anger to the passenger who called the car?
That's a great question.
I haven't had that before where like they pull some wild shit and then you just like, the
futility of being like, yeah, I guess I'm mad at capitalism.
Yeah.
Like, who are you mad at at that point?
Right.
Yeah.
Hey, by the same token though, they say you don't tip your Waymo because there's no driver,
but of course you've got to go in.
If you step inside, you got to throw the CEO of Waymo a couple of Bitcoin, you know, just
absolutely show you pretty always tip your CEOs. It's the most important thing that always
on all delivery apps. I'm like, I just it needs to be going directly to the CEO of this company or I'm not, I'm not.
That's what matters. That's what matters.
Yeah.
Who, who is the, uh, the open AI Sam Altman?
Like somebody, they were like, Hey, when is the, this feature going to be available?
And he was like, how about a little gratitude for the magic AI in the sky?
And we can talk about new, they're just like, gratitude.
So fucking awful.
They just like think that they exist on a higher plane.
But anyways, one of the magical powers that they've given themselves is the ability to
just like steal shit from movies, like steal images from movies.
And so the producers behind Blade Runner 2049 are suing Elon Musk and Tesla for using AI
to create a promo image derived from the movie and you can go, we'll link off to
it in the footnotes, but it's, uh, it is pretty, pretty clear that they have in
fact stolen the look of this promo image from Blade Runner 2049.
I know we said we weren't going to talk about politics, but the, the
tiniest sliver I hope of hope I have is that Elon Musk, famous for getting
people to not like him is helping Trump in this popularity contest.
Right.
Yeah.
Sorry, Jacquees.
You mean like helping them like with, oh, we have more people to dislike now?
No, no, just, just like, like the fact that like, Elon is part of Trump's campaign.
Like, don't worry, bro.
I can help you get a groundswell of like public affection.
And it's just somebody else we all hate.
Yeah.
The thing that he is, the thing that he is singularly the worst at.
He keeps trying the joke about, he keeps, so he's like out giving speeches on the road for Trump, like as a
Trump, you know, corollary Trump surrogate.
And he keeps being like, nobody even is trying to kill Kamala Harris.
Yeah, no, it was like laughing at that.
He did that like once behind the scenes and everyone was like, oh my God.
And then he's like now doing it in his speeches.
He's crazy.
I mean, you know, earlier we did say, you know, without Trump, there is no Trumpism.
But like, I think I do fear is, you know, we're about at this point now when we were
kids and we were younger, like the path to a presidency looked a certain way, like, you know, politics.
Yeah, we're hero lawyer. Yeah. again that the tiny silver lining is that like
he Know he is never convinced to anyone to like him
The people who are predisposed to like him are gonna like him
Yeah, and they fucking love him, but he's never like won anyone over the more you know about him
It's only now you get to know I'm the worst it is which Which, you know, he was an Iron Man too? Yeah, truly.
I mean, I didn't know that.
I've said this before, but genuinely,
it's so easy to be liked as a billionaire.
Fucking pick up the tab for cool people
and keep your mouth shut and you will be cool.
That's all it takes.
Like, get cool people to write for you.
Yeah, oh my God.
But he instead is insistent on using his own original material.
Yeah, he's, he is probably going to, yeah, that, that seems to be the most
viable thing, candidate that I could see for like taking up the mantle of Trump.
He's just like, so he has the same problem that DeSantis and JD Vance and other
openly racist misogynists seem to have, which is that they, when they
get in public, appear to be defective people.
And everyone's like, oh, what the fuck?
They're so repellent.
Yeah.
Huh.
All right.
He is pretty repellent.
Well, we do got to talk about these quarter pounders, guys.
Let's talk about them.
I've been waiting.
So McDonald's has had a pretty big week in the news.
You know, obviously Trump did his big campaign promo where he pretended to work as a fry
cook and gave out orders to pre-screen Trump supporters in a closed McDonald's.
But everyone was like, damn, this guy's really, he's a man of the
people.
But anyways, that appeared to really resonate with some of the people who were already voting
for him to the point that Piers Morgan was like, this is going to win it for him.
The other big, legit, like that was, I'm in New York, that was the cover story on the
New York Post was that the McDonald's stunt was going to win the presidential election for Donald Trump, according to
Piers Morgan.
The other news story, unfortunately for McDonald's is that quarter pounders
now come with cheese and E. coli.
The CDC issued a statement warning that the fast food chain had sickened 49
people, one person actually died.
And so most of the cases were in Colorado and Nebraska.
And the experts have suggested that it's probably tainted onions because otherwise
it would mean that multiple restaurants were under cooking the meat.
I don't think many, I don't think McDonald's asks if you want your
like quarter pounder medium.
I don't even think they have the option.
I think they put the things on them grills and be like, all right, 30 seconds flip.
Yeah.
Flip flip.
I did learn a couple of things from the story.
One, I had no idea the quarter pounders and the rest of the hamburgers were like
made from separate, not, not like separate ingredients, but like separate ingredient
treat, like they have different distribution.
The Big Mac is Wisconsin cows.
Right.
The quarter pounder is cows from Idaho.
So I could picture that.
I can assume, like, I can understand that with the patties, right?
They're different size patties.
Like I can see those coming from different factories and different cows, but
even the onions, like, because they think that this is being caused by the
onions and they're like oh those are quarter powder how do they are the
pounder onions yeah which is weird it's like what why do you get those I guess
because they're cut differently yeah because those the Big Mac just has those
little ass joints same with the the regular burgers. And the Quarter Pounders has the rings.
It's the slivered onions.
The Quarter Pounders has the rings, the raw onion rings.
It's the rings versus the nearly fucking Brunel'd.
Brunel'd?
How do you fucking say that?
Like tiny onions from the...
I've never worked at a McDonald's, so I don't know if it's Brunel'd or Brunel'd.
I'm sure they use that though.
Then you're going to Julian.
Trump has worked at a McDonald's now, Jack.
So he got one up on you, bro.
Yeah, that's right.
God, he looked so good.
The other detail I learned from the story is that E. coli takes three to
four days from the time of consumption.
Ooh, that sucks.
I've had food poisoning in my life and I have never once blamed something I ate three to four days from the time of consumption. Ooh, that's food poisoning in my life.
And I have never once blamed something I ate three to four days ago.
Yeah.
But, but that is likely what did.
So one thing I'm sure we've all heard this with food poisoning is
rarely the last thing you ate.
Yeah.
It's usually like the thing you ate before that, or a couple of meals before that.
That's cause cause it takes a minute to actually get into your body.
I'm not saying that's how it always is, but most of the time, like a high clip
is usually like not the last thing you ate.
So like, yeah, I can see like the E. coli being like, cause it got to get to your
system and then it got spread and then it got, you know, the bubble guts.
I don't know what E. coli does to your body.
You mostly got it. Yeah. I think you got it. Give you the bubbles, know, the bubble guts. I don't know what E. Coli does to your body. You mostly got it.
Yeah, I think you got it.
Okay, give you the bubbles, give you the bubble guts.
But yeah, but that was fucked though.
Cause what it does is it doesn't turn you off
from the thing that gave it to you.
It turns you off from the things you just ate,
which probably didn't do anything to you.
But your brain just is like, yeah, man, that fucking, you know, those cheese
sticks I ate yesterday gave me E.
Coli and it was probably like the shit you ate two, three days ago.
I've been wrong about every single case of food poisoning that I've ever had is
basically what I learned from this story.
Yeah.
So anyways, uh, the other thing I learned about this story is that it was manufactured by the deep state. Yeah to
taint
Trump's McDonald's publicity stuff. Yeah
Yeah, I know and I did sorry like I'm kind of stupid. So I didn't I didn't know that
I put in a couple calls. I put in a couple calls, you know, I was like you got to do something about this, bro
Yeah, what an eco lie at yeah too much I put in a couple of calls, you know, I was like, you got to do something about this, bro. Yeah. Where the E. coli at?
Yeah.
It's too much.
Classic, deep state, like just fucking, you know, put E. coli deep in the supply chain,
fucking five or six months ago, but you got to start early and the timing has to be exquisite.
Well, amazingly, they actually like were poisoning people long before Trump had
even come up with the publicity stuff because the first victims were like a
couple of weeks before.
Oh, yeah.
Amazing.
Like the Illuminati never sleeps.
They never sleep.
They always, they always playing chess, you know, you playing UNO, they playing
chess.
They are four moves ahead. They never, they always, they always play in chess, you know, you play it. Oh, no, they play in chess.
They are four moves ahead.
They, yeah, they have your queen.
You try to hit them with the draw for, unfortunately, game does not play.
It works.
You're playing the wrong game.
You're playing the wrong game.
You're in the wrong genre of game.
Yeah.
It's so funny too, like to even to think like, Oh, Trump was selling fries at
McDonald's, how can we make this story negative?
Let's say people are getting E.
Coli and then they'll blame Trump for working at a place that give people E.
Coli and then we won't vote.
That'll be the thing that makes us not vote for Trump.
I'm surprised.
Is it because McDonald's are franchised?
I'm surprised McDonald's let them do this.
They're franchised.
Let him do the fucking go in their place?
Appearance?
Yeah.
I mean, it's a weird association for the brand,
but yeah, I guess they are franchised.
Yeah, so it's probably the owner.
You know what? McDonald's yeah, I guess they are franchised. Yeah. So it was probably the owner.
I get, you know what McDonald's corporation, I'm sure very anti taking a political stand individual McDonald's franchise owners,
overwhelmingly, Maga.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
And that's all you got to go to as long as the owner of the store says, yeah,
you can, you don't have to go to anybody else.
I'm just surprised that corporate at no point gets to weigh in on this.
Because that seems like I was already not eating McDonald's.
E. coli got my interest peak, but now it's like, nah, not because Trump was there.
This is another example of things we need to make people answer for when he, if he loses in this election, like, and people like the waters of
like open fascism recede is like, Hey, McDonald's, so wait, like, can we look
into, can we FOIA the documents of you guys being like, yeah, sure.
He can come by.
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
We'd love it.
All right. Well, Andrew T what. He can come by. Yeah. Oh my gosh. We'd love it. All right.
Well, Andrew T what a pleasure having you on the podcast.
Where can people find you follow you?
Uh, all that good stuff.
I mean, I deleted the Twitter app from my phone, so I guess hit me up there
and I will see it when I log onto a desktop computer early 2028.
Yeah. I don28. Yeah.
I don't fucking know.
Yo, is this racist is my podcast.
We did a, we just did a trip to Las Vegas where we, we weighed in on some, some
Vegas thing on our premium show suboptimal pods.com.
I don't know.
It's just, you just find me wherever it doesn't matter.
You can find them.
And is there a work of media that you've been enjoying?
Yes. I've been following a YouTube channel called wristwatch revival.
That's what it's called. It is very like fucking ASMR,
but this dude fucking,
and he has like whatever,
this is all from the comment section basically,
but he'll take a beat up wristwatch,
completely take it apart down to like the screws,
you know, oil it, clean it and put it back together.
And I have conservatively watched a thousand hours of this in the last two. I love it. I love it.
Just take apart, put back together.
It's it's fucking.
Yeah, it's it's fucking great.
Yes, you love it.
I mean, try try weed folks.
Try we try going Cali sober, baby.
Before you come to our business that me, Andrew, and Jack are.
Boom in Southern California.
That'll be what is showing in the movie theater.
It's just a guy taking apart and refurbishing watches.
And you can talk through the whole fucking thing.
You're being weird if you're not talking. Yeah.
Why is that guy over there so quiet?
You say allowed in the movies.
That's what we need in our weed business.
Just one guy that walks around going like, why are you being weird?
And just walks away.
You need more weed, bro?
That would completely fuck me up. My brain.
When I used to get high.
No, here's what it is.
You pay an additional top up fee.
For $5, the why you being weird bro guy will leave you alone.
Yeah, you put a flag on your table, nobody bothers you.
You can be as weird as you want to be.
We're piling up business ideas. Copyright, this is all under copyright. Nobody bothers you. You can be as weird as you want to be.
We're just piling up business ideas.
It's copyrighted.
It's all under copyright.
Yeah.
The Daily Side Guys is copyrighted and everything that's said on it is also copyrighted.
Yeah.
This is all, we all own this.
I just wrote it on a piece of paper and mailed it to myself.
So you're all fucked.
Just don't even try it.
Don't even try it, Elon.
J'Kees, where can people find you?
Is there a work in media you've been enjoying?
Ah, well, you know, you can find me in these streets, baby.
And also at Jacquees Neal on social media.
If I may, Jack, if I may promo one thing.
Comedian Feud is happening on October 27th, this coming Sunday.
Now I know you're saying, Zyte Gang, well, I'm not in LA.
If you are in LA, come out to it.
Halloween weekend is a very hard weekend to sell tickets.
So if you're in LA, come out to LA or come out to the show and watch it.
But we live stream Comedian Feud now every single month, which means that
you can buy the live stream and
you don't have to watch it live.
So if it's at 6 PM Pacific and you're on the East coast or you're somewhere where you're
like, I'm not waking up at this time.
That's cool.
You can buy it.
And then when you wake up, you can watch it and you can watch it for up to seven days
after the 27th.
So site gang, if you want to support your boy, if you want to see comedian few,
we got Shashir, Sameda and Demi at Ditchu eBay, Alice Wetterland who is doing some stand-up.
It's going to be a dope ass show. Get comedian few. Go to my site, go to my shit, go watch
it. It's a fun time. I got to get you guys back on it. I don't know if I've had you on
it yet, Drew, but I've had Jack on it, but I got to get you on it. But yeah, it's always
a good time. So go buy tickets right now. You know, help help
brother out. Let's make this weekend a good one. Three, three
tweets that I want to share. They're all relatively short.
First one is a video. I just want to talk about because it's
funny. So it's a video I'm, I'm broken inside. So I love seeing
kids get scared. And it brings me joy. And there's a video of like kids that like, you know,
Halloween stores and like the animatronics like popping up or scaring them and they fall back
and scream and you know, crying. It's hilarious to me. But at the end of this one video, this little boy, he has to be like two,
maybe three years old and he sees like these puppies that are skeletons.
And throughout the whole video, like all the kids are just like screaming
and like jumping back and falling.
But he starts the video like puppy, puppy.
And then the dad is like, Oh, those are dead puppies.
And then he looks at them and then he goes,
it is just truly the funniest shit in the world.
I retweeted it so you can go watch that.
But two other ones that are funny.
So this is a re quoted tweet. My aunt woke up from a
13 year coma, which is beautiful. That's a beautiful
thing. But then somebody quote tweeted her, tell her Braun is
still doing it.
So funny.
Right first piece. That is beautiful.
Wait, what?
Ross still doing it?
So that one was from
at J-A-I
I pose.
And then this one is from at Tartcucci.
Michael Myers had that same
jumpsuit on for 40 years.
I know that ass part booming.
I was hoping there was that movie that came out this year called, I think it was called
A Violent Nature or something that was like following the killer's perspective on a slasher
movie.
And I thought it was a comedy, but every time you cut away from Michael Myers, he just has
to be sprinting to the next location.
Oh, yeah.
I know.
I always...
His talent for using nothing but normal household objects and dead bodies to just spring load
traps for people, just so that people are just walking around and accidentally having dead bodies fall on them is yeah unparalleled and his speed
yeah yeah I just want either from his perspective or Jason Bourne's
perspective the B side of the whole look at you out the window and then the bus
passes by and you're gone yeah the reason you can hear their breath is because they are
running or that motherfucker jumped on the side of a bus which is very And you're gone. Yeah, the reason you can hear their breath is because they are running.
Or that motherfucker jumped on the side of a bus, which is very difficult.
A moving bus.
Yeah, the athletic prowess, the unseen athletic prowess of Jason Berge's and Michael Myers.
Do something else.
You got a lot of skills.
Yeah.
It's not worth it.
Wasted talent.
I know.
Exactly.
You can find me on Twitter at Jack underscore O'Brien.
I've been enjoying the new Anthony Edwards Adidas commercial where he takes a lie detector
test.
I've been enjoying this tweet from at the bonk queen.
RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris, but I'm different and better. Maybe even better than the gods.
It's an old one, but I really loved that.
It was just retweeted by them.
And then John Attridge tweeted, recently befriended a man who is objectively much less wealthy
and charming than me.
He says we knew each other at Princeton, but I don't remember him.
It's remarkable how he has begun to imitate my tastes and behavior."
I'm always like, hey, a town of Mr. Ripley reference. You can find me on Twitter at Jack
underscore O'Brien. You can find us on Twitter at Daily Zeitgeist. We're at The Daily Zeitgeist.
On Instagram, we have a Facebook fan page and a website, dailyzeitgeist.com, where we post
our episodes and our footnotes, where we link off to the information that we talked about in today's episode, as well as a song
that we think you might enjoy.
Super producer Justin, is there a song that you think people might enjoy?
Yeah, I found an old external hard drive from like 13 years ago that I was listening to
some old tracks on.
This is the beginning of a horror movie.
Oh, no, no, it was a great experience.
I only had music on there that I hadn't heard in years.
And I rediscovered this...
One amulet.
Sure.
There's this amazing track
that many of you have probably heard.
It's called Feather by Nujabes
and Sistar and Aiken from Sign.
And it's this very
floaty, ethereal instrumental
with some boom bap style that's
very relaxing. You've probably heard Miles mention Nujabes before. He's a legendary Japanese hip-hop
producer who's compared to J Dilla a lot and not only because their production styles are similar
but they were born on the same exact day and they both tragically died young and yeah Nujabes
basically helped invent the lo-fi chill beats to study to genre so if you're into that kind of vibe check out this song it's
called Feather and you can find that in the footnotes. The daily
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