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Episode Date: March 5, 2026

In episode 2017, Jack and Miles are joined by comedian, co-host of Lady to Lady, and founder of Burn This Records, Brandi Posey, to discuss… Trump’s War On Iran Is A Success (In Terms Of Distracting From The Epstein Files), The U.S. Military Is Being Told To Bomb Iran Because Jesus Could Come Back Any Minute, Ace Ventura’s “Butt-Birth Rhino” Is Up For Sale and more! Trump wants to distract Americans from scandals at home with a diversionary war Epstein and the politics of distraction “What Difference Does It Make If It’s True?”: The Oral History of Wag the Dog Analyst says interest in Epstein files plummeted after war on Iran launched There Are 47,635 Epstein Files Offline for Review, DOJ Says US troops were told war on Iran was ‘all part of God’s divine plan’, watchdog alleges Why are the US and Israel framing the ongoing conflict as a religious war? Pete Hegseth’s Crusade to Turn the Military into a Christian Weapon How Christianity shaped the experience and memories of World War I RELIGIOUS LEADERS TELL OF WORRY ON ARMAGEDDON VIEW ASCRIBED TO REAGAN Citing Faith, Bush Defends War Actions New UK records reveal Bush viewed Iraq war as a ‘crusade' George Bush: 'God told me to end the tyranny in Iraq' Ace Ventura' Jim CarreyButt Birth Mechanical Rhino For $ale Planet Hollywood Collection: Ace Ventura's (Jim Carrey) Oversized Mechanical "Butt Birth" Rhino That time I was birthed out of a rhino like Ace Ventura! Movie Pop-Up Wonderland Debuts in Houston as First of Its Kind — Inside Movietopia LISTEN: IGNORED by Boko YoutSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brand, do you know people that say both? Both? Like, both? Like, not both, both. There's a little L in there. Yeah, I do. It's not either or it's both. I do.

It feels Midwest, I think. Both? Kind of, yeah. Both. Like, both. A little, um, Minnesota. Both from the same kind of. Catherine, you're from Chicago.

Is both the Midwest thing? Yes, she said yes to Midwest. Yeah, it was just, for sure. I know a lot of people say both. Yeah. From Minnesota, both. It's like that. Yeah, you're using that bottom.

That's my impression of people from Minnesota. Swedish chef? Swedish chef. You're rooted in like some kind of accurate racism of the Scandinavians. Yeah, they're Scandinavians. They're all Scandinavians. And that's why they all talk like that. That's what you're saying, right, Brandi?

Yes, it is. Put me on record. Absolutely. He's got a new bit. Get ice out of my sitting. Sorry. Get to us in my seat. Jesus Christ.

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Dude, he can't even read. My brain came out the mouth the wrong way. That was a misspoke, as Mark Wayne Mullen said. I should maybe talk about that. He's like, that was a misspoke. Anyway, March 5th, two, do the two things that power me every day. National Absinthe Day, National Cheese Doodle Day. It's your day.

Just absent the cheese doodles today. A combo. Yeah. Has anyone ever had both at the same? That feels like a combo. I'm like, surely, I wonder who's had absente? What do you pour absente on like a sugar cube? Yeah.

I feel like the American way to do that would be to pour it on a cheese doodle and then light that on fire. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it explodes in a ball of flame. And then cut your own ear off. Yeah. My name's Jack O'Brien, A.K. Don't you make me read, strunken white.

Don't you make me read strunk and white. That's courtesy of Trite Gang. That strunken white is what I was trying to think of yesterday. I ended up saying Funk and Wagnols, but it's strunken white. The elements of style, baby. The elements of style. You know strunken white, right? Yeah.

Trunk and white. Well, now that I know the elements, I know the elements of style, but I never knew Strunk and White. I thought that Elements of Style was written by Walt Frazier. Yeah. Yeah, bro. Elements of Style feels like an early Tribe Call Quest album, too. Yeah, yeah.

Like, would have been like, yeah, elements of style. Did you know, E.B. White is the white from Strunk and White? E.B. White, author of Charlotte's Webb and Stuart Little. Did not know that. Not a professional grammarian or whatever you call that. It was just, they were just like, hey, you're famous. What do you think? And he was like, I hate it when people do this.

Yeah. I hate it when people do that. And so it's like kind of a subjective book with a very official sounding title. I'm thrilled to be joined as always by my co-host, Mr. Miles Gray. It's Miles Gray, okay. I'm all out of faith. This is how I feel. I'm cold and I'm a shame.

This fucking mango smells like shit. Illusion never changed into something real. I'm wide awake and I can see This mango smells like shit You're a little late It's a sore bull improv Improff All right shout out Lockerone

For that one Just Getting torn And just Look I love the way that people Write these AKAs Because you know When you hit me with that all calves

The voice is coming out So well written Thank you for that one Lacharoni Very well done Miles were through to be joined once again in our third seat, but one of our favorites, one of our listeners' favorites,

a stand-up comedian, writer, producer, podcaster, who you know from lady to lady has performed everywhere from the basement in Whiteburg, Kentucky, to the stages of the Kennedy Center. It's Brandy Posey!

Trump Kennedy Center now, Brandy! Yay! Kennedy Center before. Before, free Trump. I've updated, I've updated the bio to say before. You put the Trump and in the Trump and Kennedy Center, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, Brandy, too long. Too long. I know. Beezzy up in the heasy. Good to be here, guys. Slowly getting the lady to lady people through here. We saw tests earlier this week.

Oh, hell yeah. You know, just good to see everybody. I love it. L. 2L. Are you, uh, Dawson's fan? We were talking about how you guys have a Dawson's watch joint dropping. The way you closed your eyes.

I hate it so much. It is horrific. It is actually, the rewatch pod that we're doing on Patreon is very fun because I am definitely providing the tension because I think that a lot of problems that we're dealing with today are stemming from Dawson's Creek. Really? Yeah. Like the religious war being waged and somehow ties back? I mean, a little bit. How about like the adultification of children is definitely.

I mean, Pacey has an affair with the teacher. in the first season. And then she just, spoiler alert, gets off Scott Free and just leaves town. And he is the aggressor, too. Like in every scene, he's like, baby, Tamara, come on. And you're like, no. Right. That is a predator.

That's like in Riverdale, a similar thing. Yeah, Riverdale did that exact same thing. And the parents are like, you better go. Yeah. Yeah. What? That's it. To prison, you freak.

Yeah. It's crazy. I mean, also, I just remember. like the one time I saw a black person on Dawson's Creek, it was like, uh, what's it? What's, uh, Kate Hutchins? Joey's sisters, right. Joey's sister was dating a black guy and it was like, her black boyfriend. No, they say black boyfriend so many times.

I was like, it's crazy. The characters say that? Yes. They're like, her black boyfriend. Her black boyfriend. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's how he introduces himself also. I mean, that's how he's referred to.

It's crazy. fucking crazy. I mean, it's an interesting time capsule. It is, it is of like, oh, God, our the late 90s, early odds were so problematic and horrifying. And it's a good reminder of just what was allowed to be on television. And have we gotten better? It kind of takes the sting out of the, you know, high school student teacher affair when the high school students being played by a 35-year-old man as all the high school students were at that time. The first thing I did when I, when the show, when I started watching, because I'd never ever seen it before, was Google everyone's ages at time of show because I was like,

I need to know that everyone's legal and Joshua Jackson was 20 years old. 20. There are many times watching the show where I say, stop, get away from him. I just have been yelling that at my television. A bit of a dreamboat, I would say. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's an interesting cultural thing. It's very fun to talk about.

So yeah, Patreon.com slash lady to lady. Come on through. come through. I'm going to make Tess watch Lord of the Rings next to get back at her. So that's what I'm going to do. I've also not, I watched the first Lord of the Rings very high in college. And I don't know that I ever made it through the first one. And I've not watched the second or third Lords of the Rings.

And I've just been nodding along as people make references to them all the time. But I just, I was recently outed because that story, you remember when that, that wolf ran onto the Olympic skiing thing. It was named after a Lord of the Rings character. And I was like, what is this fucking name? This name doesn't make any sense. Am I right? Everybody?

And people were like, what happened to Jack? How did he not know the Lord of the Rings character reference? This guy doesn't know who Aragorn is. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Is that who is it? Oh, it's Nossgol. Oh, it's Nossgol. Yeah, you got to know about the Nossgool, bro.

I didn't know about the Nossgol. You know what the ring race, bro? I read the Hobbit when I was a child. And then I watched the first Lord of the Ring very high and was like, this is pleasant. Does this line do anything for you, Jack? Is this all you can conjure Saruman? Kind of. I feel like I know the references.

Like I know the like, you shall not pass. Is that right? Did I get that? Yes. Technically, you did. You did. Yeah, yeah. Well, Victor just sent me a picture of

the ones of children. The party meme, the cringe meme, gone, oh, my God. This guy doesn't know Lord of the Rings. What's a Mazgel? Mosul. A little rascal, an ASCol? Anyways. I would like a Little Rascals version of Lord of the Rings would be very fun.

Oh, yeah. Like Muppet babies? Like, Mordor. More door babies. Yeah. Randy, we're thrilled to. have you here. We're going to get to know you a little bit better in a moment. First, we're going to tell the listeners what fun stories we're going to be covering today. We're going to talk about

the war, Donald Trump's war on Iran is succeeding in terms of distracting people from the Epstein files, which is not great. It's also very scary. Like, there's reports from inside the military that are fucking terrifying, where it's like, yeah, military leadership. Now that Pete Hegseth is in charge, is like fully on there, we're bringing Jesus back shit. Like literally like we're bringing about the end time so that to try and make it like force the hand of reality so it is correct about the end.

So it's correct that we're in the end times. So we'll talk about just the world being a giant suicide cult right now. Yeah. And then we'll get to the important stuff that we have to discuss, which is of course that Ace Ventura's butt birth rhino is up front. sale. A classic visual gag. Ace Ventura 2 was formative for me for both seeing a movie when I was like, I was young enough that most movies, I was like, that's fucking awesome. Like every movie, I was just like, this is

great. This is now my new favorite movie. And Ace Ventura 2, I was like, this is not as good as I was hoping that it would be. But that particular scene made me laugh so hard, the Rino but birthing that I wept, wept up in the theater. So we'll talk about that. All because his little fan broke inside the rhinole. Yeah, little fan.

Ubley hot these rhinos. Yeah. taught us a lot about what the process of having a laptop computer would be like, you know? All of that plenty more. It's Jim Carrey week for some

reason on the Daily Zikes. But before we get to any of that, Brandi, we do like to ask our guest, What is something from your search history that is revealing about who you are? Okay, I unfortunately did talk about Lord of the Rings already, but I was Googling sad pictures of Frodo earlier because we, Lady to Ladies' episode this week is called Hobbit Topic, and I'm photoshopping a picture of all of the sad hobbits in front of Hot Topic.

It says Hobbit Topic. And they're so sad, so off, Frodo and Gallum is, but they're just sad constantly. So it's been very funny to get that into my algorithm. Is Lord of the Rings a hot topic? Like, is there hot topic shit in Lord of the Rings? Or is there Lord of the Rings shit in Hot Topic? Yeah, yeah. There's a big crossover for sure.

Dude, Legerless had one of those spiked bracelets, I remember. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that was a big crossover for sure, definitely. Yeah, I felt like they sold like T-shirts and Hot Topic, like just like the movie poster T-shirts. Yeah. I mean, Frodo looks like the lead singer of every. every band that was big in like, you know, the odds for sure.

Exactly. But like, yeah, they weren't sweating because they were interacting with the ring of power. They were just getting like the heroin flop sweats, those lead singers. Yeah, yeah, exactly. 21, 21, 21, 21 pilots. Oh. Now, now I need to be, because we were talking before that you, you found out that 21 pilots is a Christian band. Yeah, they don't say it overtly, but they are Christian is like the,

search that we saw yesterday. Secret Christian band. Secret Christian band. When there was 20 sets of footsteps in the sand, that means that we're all crowd surfing Jesus down the beach. Get him to the front. Get him to the front. Jesus, show us your tits.

Sorry. Jesus is always showing his tits. Yeah. He's shredded. Oh, yeah. Most shirtless guy of all time. Bro, he's wearing that, like, loincloth? He's crowd serving.

People like, oh, dude, I think I touched his asshole or something. Dude, wear jeans, man. Unwashed ball sack. Yeah. Just hanging dork all the time. He's a perp. Some people go to the strip club and basketball stores. Jesus goes to, like, a hardcore show.

Why did he crowd surf face down? What is something you think is underrated, Brandy? All right. I tied my overrated underwriters together. underrated together. Okay. So my... The under Raiders of the Law Star?

The underwaters. So I'm going to start with my overrated, actually. My overrated is Jim Carrey clone theory, extremely overrated. Okay. So that is something that we talked about earlier. We should just give people the background. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jim Carrey showed up at an award ceremony,

accepted an award, and, like, surprise dropped a new face on us. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Whereas just like that... Like I said, if a man gets a facelift, then people just go, that's a clone. Yeah. It's crazy. Also, it's like he's not in movie shape right now and he's 64.

He's like got a little extra like fat on his face. It's like, what do you? Yeah, yeah. People are crazy. I'm like, so overrated Jim Carrey's a clone. Underrated, Jim Carrey was a fictional public facing construct the entire time. Jim Carrey was a fictional public facing construct. the whole time.

Now give me an example. What is a fictional public-facing construct? Just like the public image of Jim Carrey has been a fictional presentation of what Jim Carrey actually is this entire time. Oh, sure, sure, sure. It's like Santa Claus? It's like performance art.

It's performance art. It's performance art. It's like an Andy Coffitt or like a Tony Clifton. So he's not always been the same guy? He's been multiple guys. Or no, or that his persona that we think we know who Jim Carrey is like, bro, that ain't fucking Jim Carrey. That's quote-un-un-un-un-

Jim Gary. Oh, the entire time his name has been in quote. Yes. Jack, he's not getting it. It's like Andrew WK, man.

It's the same deal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is like something he said about himself, too, and I'm just like the real ones don't know. This is, or the real ones are the only ones that know. Right. I feel like to like give that a little bit of creed, it's like, you see that if, you know,

if there is a veneer, you can kind of see a crack, because sometimes he's done those like red carpet interviews where he gets deeply philosophical. Yeah, yeah. And like a little sort of nihilistic at times. He's like, I mean, what's the whole point of anything of this? You know, if you really think about it. I'm like, is that the real Jim Carrey? And that's how you're, you know, falling out of a rhinos ass.

So yeah, because you've got, because you're seeing the whole picture. Exactly. The wacky guy is just like the front that we are shown publicly. And then you see the real version behind. So it's like, to me, I'm just like, this new version is just him being like, oh, I'm just happy. and like I've decided to let the public facade fall a little bit. So that's actually what's going on.

So this is the first time we've seen the real Jim Carrey. Potentially. Yeah. And that Jim Carrey is French. Is that what you're saying? Because this guy's spoken. Am I missing the point of, am I? That white man face looked different in speaking France.

It's a clone. It's a clone. Thank you. I did think when I first saw the thing that like Jim Carrey was, seemingly not himself at an awards show. I was like, is this, is this about that MTV movie awards thing where he showed up with the long hair and the long beard

and was like, just visibly drunk and was like, you should play more fog hat. Yeah. Fog hat. One of this better award show. Man, I missed the MTV Movie Awards and what they used to be. They used to be something. He really used to be an event.

When they had a fucking proper monoculture, God damn it. The Daily Mail spoke to someone. body that like an insider that they said, quote, Jim, this is according to an insider who is a registered with Jim Carrey, quote, Jim is sad, not because people are questioning or making fun of his appearance. He's not worried about that at all. Rather, he is sad that people are stupid. That's my boy. For Jim, this is something he should laugh about, but stupidity like this is not a laughing matter. He hates that people aren't talking about what is actually important. Yeah. Yeah, that's, I mean, that is him. That is very much. That could be the real Jim Carrey.

he's like, guys, you guys are fucking dumb. Yeah. Well, I mean, and just to like be real with about Jim Carrey for a minute, he is a 10th grade high school dropout. He was like his whole family was homeless for several years in Canada growing up. Like, he is very self-educated. So like people being this dumb, like he really worked to not be. You know what I mean? Right, right, right.

So it's also just like, please don't just take it all for granted and use your brain. Please use your brain. I'm not a clone. Please. What are we doing here? Are you for real? Like, if there were clones, we'd have so many fucking example of real clones out here, right? Right?

Yeah. Right? So what you're saying is that he's from Canada and that's why he speaks French. Oh, so it's Quebec qua. Okay. Quebec qua. Yes. Dabernak, right?

Bye, why. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it. No, I think I'm picking up what you're putting down. You're getting. the jack you're getting it all right you know well we're gonna

take a quick break come back and talk about the horrible war that we find ourselves in and then talk about Jim Carrey being burnt through the butt of a rhino right after that in no way doing the thing that he's he's criticizing no we are Jim we're talking about

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And we're back. We're back. We're back. What a break we just had. All right. Get your sillies out because it's time to talk about the attacks on Iran, the war that Donald Trump is waging on Iran, which is pretty clearly a diversionary war intended to distract from all the domestic scandals. specifically the Epstein files. Wait, how could you say that?

If Donald Trump said there are imminent threats being opposed by Iran because there are nuclear facilities that we obliterated last summer magically reappeared. And then Yahoo was like, well, I'm going to do something. And then Donald Trump's like, well, I will too, but don't let him. He's going to do something. I better do something too. I better do something too. Let me do something.

Come on. Yeah. Okay, but okay, sure. He was going to do something. So I had to do something first. That was so. weird when he said that, like, basically it was like, I, I decided. Like, he didn't like the idea that people were like, oh, you got dragged into this?

No. But that's what you just said. You just said that you did it because they were, you were preparing for them to do the thing. Right. There have been a lot of comparisons to the 90s movie Wag the Dog, which I don't think I've ever seen that. But I know that it's about like them making. making up a fake war, did not realize what they were distracting from.

And the thing they were distracting from is the president had been caught making sexual advances toward an underage girl. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's about loosely about Clinton and Lewinsky back in the day, I think, is like what it was like loosely based on. Right. The film came out a month before the Clinton Lewinsky scandal came out. Yeah. They knew.

Damn. You think they didn't know? Come on. They knew. Or maybe this is. is just a tale as oldest time. I mean, unfortunately, it's crazy.

But yeah, so they bring in a Hollywood producer who, played by Dustin Hoffman, who, you know, creates a fake war in Albania using special effects and shit. The miscalculation being, of course,

the assumption that they would go through the trouble of faking the war in order to, I guess, save innocent people's lives. and instead what they do and what they had done already by that point because there was a point in George H.W. Bush's first term, only term, fucking loser,

where he, people were like, I think the president's a bit of a dork. Whimp. Yeah. This guy's a wimpy nerd. Yeah. I think I could kick his ass was like the media's take. And then he invaded Panama.

And it was like, everyone was like, what the fuck is happening? Like, this doesn't make any sense. You said I was weak, right? Yeah. Does this look weak asshole? Yeah, just ran the CIA. Definitely weak.

Yeah, exactly. But still, so thin-skinned. So CIA of him. Yeah. Yeah. So anyways, the reality of the situation is that they will, without even giving it a second thought, just murder innocent people in order to get a win in the media.

To your point, it really does the inches devoted to ice or other things happening in the country have completely shrank, obviously, because this is such a fucking blunder we're in the process of engaging in that, yeah, everything else is going, all the attention is going there. Thomas Massey's still been like, Brian letting up. He's like, you know, we can walk and chew gum at the same time. Yeah. No, no, no. Yeah, I don't know if the media is able to, unfortunately. It makes me crazy. It seems horny for this war thing.

Because it's also like, I mean, you guys are right there with you. We've been yelling at Epstein for at least a decade at this point. Yeah. And I'm just like, you think I'm going to stop? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a very specific ending I'm looking for. And until I see it, I'm going to have, I'm afraid this is going to be a big. You're going to have some notes about how this story is coming together.

But if you think even broader, right, like the Epstein five, revealed all these connections between these very powerful people who are at the highest levels of government, highest levels of industry, basically being like, we'll do whatever the fuck we want. And you can see that, like, you can see that sort of texture all over this war with Iran, too, when you have people like Jared Kushner and Steve Whitkoff as your top diplomat. Steve Whitkoff's a fucking real estate guy. He's a diplomat. He is the one doing, is like in charge of the diplomatic mission there. No, because again, these powerful people have just ascended down these rules. Like, no, now I get to decide what everything's happening. It's like the most sloppy version of the fucking like Illuminati ever. No, all the pomp and circumstances like completely gone. And like there's an argument for whether that mattered at all in the first place.

But it's like there's not even like a support the troops, the great, you know, like we love our service men. It's just like people are going to die. Sorry, that's it. It's just so crass and low class. And like, I mean, and not that it's a, it's a naked what it's always been. It's just like, once again, Trump's stripping away all of the layers, the bullshit as it's always been. And now it's like, the honest monster's face is here. And this is what it looks like.

Right. The honest monster's faces here. The honest monster's faces. That's my vocal warm up before I start recording. Sorry, I had to undercut the very serious. No, no, no. He just really liked how that felt saying. The honest monsters faces here.

The Wickhoff thing just made me think of something because I remember, like, the Democrats did this too, where they bring in somebody who is a private industry success story in McNamara in the Vietnam War. And that was like also the last time, not the last time, but like a time of a immense blunder. And I just wonder if it's like maybe a bad idea to ever have people from the private sector who are just, used to this world of like let's get hours you know and like they're entering this world where everyone's like mission driven and

you know we're supposed to be mission driven and they're just like no I'm just gonna do whatever the fuck I want yeah well because they're looking as like well what do we want we want them we want them gone all right I'll figure out how to do that I'll do that well but lots of

innocent people will die yeah yeah but like I'm going to make money for me and people who are going to then give me some of their money. Is that correct? Yeah, look, my dad helped develop Chavez Ravine, okay? I know how to displace people to build something. All right? It's nothing fucking new to me.

It's just like the evil people who end up being at the top of capitalism by the end are the people who are now running the government. And there's no mission, there's no sense of like mission or being called to this. Iran, Toyser us. It's all the same. Come on. Yeah, yeah. Right.

The, the lack of actual diplomatic staff that's involved, I think, is the one thing I've read from, like, other foreign policy experts are like, this is the craziest thing because, like, no one thought about evacuations. Right. So a ton of people are stranded. And they don't know what the day, like, what they call the quote unquote day after, when it's done, what does Iran look like? What's the plan for that? Have you talked to the other partners? Oh, my God, I don't think about that. Yeah.

Have you talked to the other partners in the region who now are like, well, no. now, I don't know if I should be relying on you because me housing your fucking military here is opening us up for attack now. Again, none of these things are being considered. And I think that's, like, it's just full blunder. And like, yeah. But again, hey, because of that in our existential dread, I guess I search traffic is down for Jeffrey Epstein. It is working. Yeah. And if you look at searches on Google for the Epstein files, they've plummeted since this started. So at least temporarily, succeeding. It's taking up Congress's time and it's taking up the media's time. Let's hope it's not like people will get over it, but it does feel like Trump is looking at how the media looks

and the media currently, like we were saying on yesterday's trending, looks like it's the fucking sports page, except it's like reporting on like bombings and like torpedoes and like it's like fucking highlight reel of U.S. military and like other military assaults. I'm sure eventually we'll see like a scorecard. It's like, this is how many ships that we've downed. This is how many bases they've bombed. And so I'm sure he's looking at that and being like, I like these early returns.

However, I do feel like people are going to be, you know, as they do with every ill-conceived military war that hasn't been thought through and eventually spreads out of control, people are going to be like, we don't like this anymore, and then it's going to be yet another thing. Yeah.

It's like, yeah. He'll use an Epstein file dump to, like, distract from that. When that gets really bad. It feels like a video I saw are like these kids through like a cinder block into a dryer, like a tumble dryer. And it just fucking starts. Like at first you're like, they're like, oh, oh, shit. Because it's wrecking it.

And then the shit starts blowing apart and they're getting hit with shit. And then they're like, ah! Like, it's like the same sense. We're like, they throw it in. They're like, look at that shit. Go! And then it's, then it's exploding in your fucking face. And then sudden you're like, what the fuck has happened?

I can't believe I didn't do that as kids. That's wild. I mean, I don't want to see that video. Show me that video. I once broke my friends, my friend and I, when we were like five, saw Raiders of the Lost Ark and then proceeded to run under his. closing garage door like 45 times. And I guess it was before it had the thing that IR sensor.

Yeah, the IR sensor. And so like we would just like slide under it. It eventually stopped working. Wait, did you get, did someone get caught or no? Oh, yeah, yeah. We got in big trouble. No, no.

Oh, I thought you meant one of you like got caught the door. Yeah, I think it hit one of us. It didn't like, you know, decadicate us or anything. Well, it just stopped working. The thing stopped being able to go up and down. And they were like, what the fuck are you like, I don't know. We're doing Indiana Jones. Anyways.

That's amazing. Yeah, I mean, I feel like Trump genuinely thought this was just going to be like an out type thing like Venezuela as well. He keeps saying that too. Yeah. And I'm like, yo, no, this was always going to be a bigger thing. But I think this also like, again, it's like partially obviously has no impulse control. The other part is I'm sure people telling him whatever he wants to hear. to a certain extent.

Yeah, yeah. Even though there were generals who repeated, like, this isn't going to be good. This isn't going to be good. And then I'd be like, don't worry about that guy. He's a fucking weirdo, dude. Yeah.

We'll be fine. We'll be fine. There's a reason, like, multiple administrations have threatened this for decades, but I've actually done it. You may notice. We haven't done it. You may notice that that guy was talking about

before George H.W. Bush, and then his son and all the bloodthirsty motherfuckers who had that exact same, had the exact same colonial impulses. as you, empirical, you know, military, bloodthirsty, just the same as you. We're all like, yeah, fuck, Iraq, we're going to take, and they got right to Iran and they were like, we're going to skip on this one. And he's just, he doesn't have it.

He doesn't have. If Dick Cheney didn't do it. Right. Then you shouldn't have, I mean, you should have done it anyway, but it's like, then it was a bad idea. Yeah. Well, because I think also you think about like historically the numbers of armies throughout history that have taken L's trying to fight a land. war in Iran or Persia at the time. Yeah, yeah.

Like, because, and they're talking about boots on the ground. They're like, do you, that's, that would it be exactly what they want. Yeah. In terms of being like, oh, you, you deign to come into here right now? This, this place is so treacherous. Like, so many people have talked about supply lines are going to be so hard to fucking keep consistent. There's a, again, everyone's like, there's a fucking reason here.

Yeah. But, but. Big reason. Again, yeah. Yeah. If you're, if you're, if you're just hopped up on your own shit and you think anything as fucking possible and you have people rah-wrying that to the point that it's our own demise. And yeah, I guess.

Yeah, another thing they're raw-wrowing about in addition to being a nice little distraction from the Epstein Files for a big man is at a lower level. It's being pitched by people in the military, by military commanders. Yes, exactly. As about preventing the literal apocalypse. Or bringing it, really. Right. Because you need an apocalypse that they can bring Christ back.

We can control this one. If we do it, if we're doing it now, then we'll be on the other side of it. Yeah. I mean, it's. We just need like a 200 mile long river of blood, I think, is what the Bible says. Yes. Starting the right apocalypse so we don't get the wrong one. Yeah, yeah.

The one that brings full Jesus back. Yeah. So there's this group that I wish wasn't necessary, but they're doing good work called the Military Religious Freedom Foundation that is a wild. Watchdog group that looks out for religious fanaticism in the military. You'll never guess which kind of religious fanaticism they're finding more and more of these days. They've reportedly received more than 200 complaints from service members across all branches of the armed forces concerning military commanders who have been invoking extremist Christian rhetoric to justify this war. So this war that just started, 200 complaints. Okay, like what, dude?

One top military official told their underlings to warn troops about the biblical end times and say that the mission was, quote, all part of God's divine plan. He also, quote, referenced numerous citations out of the book of revelations referring to Armageddon and the imminent return of Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ, baby. Jesus Christ. Jesus being a fan, liken a little bit of the old ultraviolence. think that was from the New Testament, right? Where he and his... Old Testament. Brudes get in there and get a...

No, sorry, that was... Clockwork Orange. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Drogs. He and his droves. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The 12 apostles. Yeah, it's...

The crazy part is, like, the deification of Trump, too, that they're fucking talking about. Yeah. It's like one guy said, Trump has been anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran to cause Armageddon

and mark his return. To light the... The signal fire. This is so crazy. So scary. And so scary. And also just like, it's horrific, man.

I mean, the vast majority of our military is like, imagine being 18. There was no way you were ever going to be able to afford college. You have one way

to actually potentially have like a life of some kind. And it's like, unfortunately needing to sign up for this bullshit all by design. Like,

imagine being like, yeah, like an 18 year old that's just like, what the? fuck, I just wanted to go to college for free. Right. It's the only way to get out of my class.

I think what's really terrifying is I don't see a single, like, big mainstream news outlet reporting this story. No. You know what I mean? Like it's on like Huff Po. It's like the Guardian, the independent, you know, democracy now. But NBC, CBS, they're like, don't let it. CBS is waiting to get comment from. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Or from Jesus Christ himself. Or he will be returning imminently. So it's just a matter of time, obviously. Like they were talking about their like the metric promised. Like it was a term that one of the these commanding officers was using. And the guy who runs MRFF, Mikey Weinstein, he was saying, quote, they are promised, because again, this is what's in the book of revolution. They are promised a 200 mile long river of blood that is four and a half feet deep. Again, filled with nothing but the blood that their weaponized version of Jesus will spill at the

of Armageddon. It was the Sabre metrics, like biblical prophecy? 20 miles long, four and a half feet deep, filled with... So we're going to need to kill about this many children. Let's get a Cal She out there. Let's get a Cal She bet up to see how long it's going to take to get that river of blood. A lot of money on this war, by the way. Oh, yeah.

I know. I know. The insider trading on this already is, I mean, the things that I cannot say into a microphone being broadcast on the Internet. Right. But, yeah, the, I mean, I'm sure that I'm, I don't know, but you guys, I'm taking the under for four and a half feet deep for the river. Right.

That's what they're going. I don't know if you got that. So producer Catherine did point out that this is a preventative apocalypse, kind of like his Donald Trump's neck scar, neck scarring or neck goiter is being caused by a preventative cream. Yeah, yep, yep, yep, yep. It's like it looks bad, but we needed that to prevent, I guess, his whole head from falling off. Is that essentially? Yeah, something like that.

But, like, that rhetoric isn't even, isn't limited to our army either. And, well, first of all, they're doing it out in the open. Mike Huckabee said that Israel should be able to occupy essentially the entire Middle East because it was promised to the land in the Bible. And then Netanyahu has predictably been comparing Iran with an ancient biblical enemy, the Amalekites. Yeah. Amalekites. Yeah. Comparing Iran with an ancient biblical enemy, the Amalekites.

the Amalek are known in Jewish tradition as representing pure evil. Which is like what they called Ghazans and Palestinians and have for the last several years. And this is just an extension of like if you have not been with your whole throat yelling about that for the last several years, this is what happens when that remains unchecked. It just keeps coming. It just keeps spreading. It's the same playbook. Yes, exactly.

And the mainstream media just being like, well, we've got a. just respect it and, you know, take a both side stance. If that's what they believe, if that's what they believe, that's going to end up affecting pretty much every person on this fucking planet. It's just going to keep going. Yeah. This part of the Bible claims that God commanded the Israelites to murder every man, woman, child, an animal, and a pagan nation that attacked them.

Those are the Amalek people. So, yeah. The right is saying that Iraq is saying that Iraqis, Ron is run by religious fanatic lunatics. Spider-Man meme, guys. Yeah. Jesus Christ. I just can't imagine what a, yeah, fuck it.

I can't imagine what a fucking loser. You have to be to be this into the Bible in 2026. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fucking loser. I mean, you know, there's, you know, there's entire organization, schools dedicated to churning out freaks like this because Pete Heck Seth comes from this world. Like, his like, like, there's a, this one pastor that he's, like, friendly with who is all on this shit, like, all on this Christian nationalist thing. Because, again, these, this all fits into the same idea of what America will be under Christ, which is this, like, theocracy where if you deigned to have an abortion or, or, or a gay that you will be fucking banished.

This is all part of it. They're like, yeah, dude. Then fucking Jesus comes back. then the U.S. is like part of like the new fucking kingdom of Christ. And Pete Higseth said in a speech recently to like a Christian media convention that there is a quote direct through line from the old and New Testament Christian gospels to the development of Western civilization and the United States of America. And basically how the U.S. military is now in line with the quote, Western Christian ethic.

Yeah. Well, and it's so crazy because it's like they do just, they gloss. over all of the, because there are good parts of the Bible, right? It's like Jesus with his disciples is actually just like love one another, take care of each other. All the hippie-dippy, like good things that are there. They're just like, no, no, no, no, war. War and blood and punishment. Yeah, that stuff has gotten all the ink for way too long. We got to go back to this part. Yeah, where everybody kills each other. Yeah, I mean, Pete Hicks have, like, that tattoo that everyone was like, this seems bad that he has this tattoo.

That is the dais vault or God-wills-it tattoo, a motto from the Crusades that has been adopted by white supremacists. Yeah. So, yeah, all the shit that we've been like, this seems bad, you guys. This seems like the sort of thing that we should be, like, screaming about, like, dragging our feet as we're, like, you know, that that shit is, is what is, like, bringing us to this point. Yeah. And we're in Democrats? Where are you guys at? Cricket, cricket, cricket, cricket.

What are you doing? What are we doing here? What are we fucking doing here? Yelling at us for not voting for them is all they're doing. Yeah, right. It's all they can do is just be like, mm-mm. Well, like, even like when Chuck Schumer says stuff, it's like, well, we need to learn more about what this is about. It's like, you're doing that from the presupposition or the context in which that this is justified.

You just need to know a little bit more. Right. So you can get comfy with it. How about this guy is out of fucking control? control and it's getting people hundreds and thousands of people are going to be killed because of this like fuck the imminent threat shit just go from a basic framework of are you fucking allowed to do this no and i know he's been doing a ton of this shit but like they've completely seated like even like opposing him on those grounds like being like you can't fucking do this like what is

going on what the fuck are you trying to do and if and if this guy is so far a field from what he's supposed to do, then begin to be talking about shit like organizing like general strikes or other ways that you can, that fucking, if you're not going to fucking do it, and again, I don't think we can expect, you know, Chuck Schumer to be talking about that. But again, fuck, they're, where some kind of fucking action, you know what I mean? Yeah. No, something. If you are not, because these are powerful people, right?

You know, like they, the senators, they have power. It's like when the Maryland senator went down to El Salvador, like specifically. to like get homie out. Gilmar Abregal Garcia. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. It's like they have the power

to actually do this stuff. They don't have the will to it, which makes them ultimately complicit in all of this. Yeah. And that's what's really disheartening. Because every day we're just, we see that this, the current Democratic Party and just the way this party works is just,

they're completely, they actually cannot deal with the moment at all. Like their circuits are fucking fried. They're so unprepared. because they're bought off by A-PAC because they also have the same corporate masters who are all making money from this. It's like they are, they've been in the way of actual opposition so much. And it's, it's imperiating. That was a good laugh.

I think that sums us all. Thumbs up where we all are. The military is being led by a guy who last year literally wrote a book called American Crusade, in which he wrote that Islam is not a religion of peace. Maybe that wasn't last year, but that is, he wrote a book called that. Yeah, right before, yeah, right. Yeah, deep belief in Holy War.

He has a white supremacist tattoo that is from the literal crusades on his chest. And the way it's being covered in the mainstream media is discouraging. Yeah. Turkey says NATO shot down Iranian missile heading to Turkish airspace. U.S. torpedoed Iranian warship off Sri Lanka with dozens missing. Iran's secret outreach highlights Trump's challenge. How about just a big fucking headline that's like the only reason we're in this war is, like, we don't have an explanation. We don't have an official explanation that makes sense for why they waged this war.

Yeah, because there isn't one because the version is, it's what you're like, oh, you're doing this because you need to take the attention away from how terrible this governance is while also revealing. that we have insatiable, imperialistic urges as a nation in like this late stage of collapse that we're in. And also that this president is easily moved by anything Benjamin Njahou says. And also Lindsey Graham too. Because apparently Lindsey Graham was also there

being like, yeah, man, I got him. I do this. And it's like how we talked about it. It's like Donald Trump is like the senile adult, like who you just need to get permission from. And you can convince him fucking. anything's okay. It's like, hey, can we order 700 pizzas? Like, did your mother say it's funny? Yeah, yeah, yeah, grandpa. Okay. And then they go off and are doing this shit. Because, yeah,

even after the war, he was at that Medal of Honor ceremony. He kept digging up his ballroom. Like, it's, it's, that's all he actually cares about. It's like you can just pick him and push him in any day. He's going to get bored of this in a week. Also, he's immediately going to be bored of this. It's horrific. It's, man, how the hell do you opt out of a Doomsday Christian cult. That is your entire nation. Unsubscribe. I would like to unsubscribe. Seriously.

It's like leaving a gym. It's horrible. It's really... Send it unsubscribe to the American group channel. Do not disturb mode. Yeah. And also... I think America has put it on.

Do not disturb. I think a lot of Americans are like, I don't even want to pay attention to the news. You know, the thing is, like, you need to because it can't just be people who are watching the news feeling uncomfortable seeing what's on the horizon. Yeah. People, as much as I totally understand the urge of wanting to disengage, but this shit is going to fucking boomerang right back in your fucking face. Even if you're like, but I don't pay attention to the news. Sorry, motherfucker.

I read a thing earlier. Like, they said they have weapons that can reach us. That is their red line not to do that. like it's their they they they have said that they're like we can absolutely hit the u.s. oh iran yeah iran said this yeah iran said that they have weapons that can hit the u.s like it very much could be right at any point it is their personal red line not to fire on us like what the fuck do you think it's coming it's crazy i don't know i mean because i think the in the most optimistic version it's that because trump doesn't have the stamina or wherewithal to kind of continue trying to get

people to get on board with this, that he's just going to, just like with the tariffs, craft some weird thing. And he'll be like, and I've got an agreement, and everything is okay now. And the new people that we like are there. And I will now turn my back on this smoldering hole that I've created in the earth.

Yeah, it's like, well, definitely got it done in five weeks. We're definitely going to get the whole thing done in five weeks. Yeah. Yeah. Just, you know, keep paying your rent and keep going to work. Clocking in. Clocking in, clocking out. Keep consuming.

Keep putting money into the monster. I might have to cancel the election. But anyway, you guys just keep clocking in, keep clocking out. You know what I mean? I might do a coup. You know what I mean? Then just keep, you know, it doesn't matter. Now he's got Netanyahu and fucking Heg Seth, who are pushing to just keep it going indefinitely.

And he, again, this is where his dementia is not very, is hurting us. I think it's the only thing that would be like if the markets get bad enough. That seems to be the only only other thing that's his God is money. Yeah, yeah. That's right. Do your job, Wall Street. Oh, wait, your job has been being completely insulated from reality. Suck us dry, Wall Street.

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Oh, just because it was so backwards and racist. Just because it was incredibly racist and bad. Let me defend this as an Asian and black. Okay, the first The first act is a total fucking disgrace towards Buddhism. He's at the ashram. Okay, he's at the ashram.

And then we get the fucking Wachati versus Wachutu fucking showdown. Tommy Davidson doing a brilliant Wachati warrior character, I must say. Where else is got Bumblebee tuna, bumbleway tuna? Your balls are showing.

That's another winner. It's like two winners. in an hour and a half long movie. I somehow, you know, at least there was white devil, white devil, white devil. Equantua, white devil. Wait, he just said, white devil, white devil, you speak whatcha? That was a great line too. And the guy screamed to that.

Anyway, the movie is backwards as fuck. And I don't know what to say. Yeah, it's, it's, uh, 1995 was a rough time. That was 95? 95. Wow, wow. Yeah. Yeah.

Wow. This movie is 31 years old. Wow, wow. 31 years full of backwards mistakes. But we can focus on at least the one accurate thing about this film. Yes. Was the depiction of how a rhinoceros would give birth out of a naked man. And like, yeah.

I just need to say too, this scene, the Eastern Tour of rhinoceros scene was like my comedic awakening in the theaters. And like my Latin-Mast Catholic Sicilian grandmother took me to this movie. and was so horrified by this scene. Wow, that is real. She had the Latin mass. Mel Gibson's dad shit. It was hardcore shit. To the day that she died,

the only question she would ask me whenever she saw me is she'd go, do you still like that Jim Carrey? Wow. And I was, because I was laughing so hard, I cried in the theater. That was my religious awakening. It was so funny. And she would never ask me.

I remained a mystery to her until her death because of how much she hated. The Renaissance scene, Denise Fitzgerna too. I wasn't in her will or anything. No, I absolutely was not. So this right now is a special place in my heart. It's so, I don't know. I definitely, I'm the same way to it because Jim Carrey's physical comedy was just so fun to why. Like as a kid, it felt like how you wanted to just be like,

I can't fucking lose it. Yeah. Yeah. Again, for me, it's just, it's the beginning of that scene or just his mouth. Yeah. I'm not going to say the racism for the rest of the movie is worth it, but because that's not. But this scene really fucking.

Clip it up. Yeah, yeah. Just watch the clip from the scene, guys. That could just be the movie, butt birth, rhino. I mean, honestly. It's mostly, most, what I remember. I have not missed the opening day of a Jim Carrey movie since Ace Venture

too. That is a tradition that I have kept with myself. You go every time. Yeah, it's a tradition I've kept with myself since this movie, yeah, actually, yeah. I've seen a lot of weird stuff on opening night. I also... I think your very philosophical take on Jim Carrey as a construct.

I talked like Ace Ventura for years as a child. I saw fun with Dick and Jane on opening night. I remember that, the Taylor-Leony Jim Carrey movie because it was around Christmas break. And I was also just like, man, Jim Carrey, whatever, he's undefeated. God, that shit sucks.

It was a bad one. That was not great. I saw Mr. Popper's Penguins an opening day. Oh, my God, Brandy. I was working in Vegas, and I went to the first show at the closest theater. I could find tradition. You're living that life. Tradition.

Respect, respect. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But were you there for the number 23? Of course. Were you there? Half empty theater. I remember there. Were you there for number 23?

Which is, once last time you guys watched number 23, that movie is wild. Fucking never, actually. I don't think I've ever seen that one. It is not good, but it is highly entertaining. Oh. The third act reveal is one of the stupidest things that I've ever seen, and you laugh like an idiot. Also, Jim Clary plays saxophone covered in tribal tattoos. Wait.

Really? Honestly, yes. Now you got tax attention. Hold on a saxophone and tribal tests. You've got to. That's his character? Well, he plays several characters in the movie. All right.

So we do have to get back to the rhino. Sorry, I can talk about this forever. Measures at more than 10 feet long from tip to tail. It's got hydraulic hinges. It seems like they treated this rhino the way that, like, Spielberg treated the shark and jaws. they're like, we just got to build it. That's the only thing that we can do. Like the interior looks like the interior from the movie.

It does have a removable latex anus, like the one that Heath was from. Removable latex anus. Yeah. Is that their description? That's from TMZ. Wow. Our greatest news source.

Oh, yeah, right. Jesus. The interior, they have a picture from the interior. It looks like, There's the fan. The fan is there. There's like an old-timey, like, robot switchboard. The walls of the inside of the rhino look like the...

You ever, like, go into a public restroom and you're like, how did they shit up there? Paint job. Total paint job. Like, total paint job. Can't be cleaned. Like, yeah, just can't be cleaned all over the walls. Like, even if it was just, like, coffee, it wouldn't make sense.

That, like, it would be spilled in these places. So, I don't know. The rhino has a long history. I mean, that scene clearly made an impact on people, despite that not being like a very successful movie. It is, actually, I'm just looking at a list of the box office results for Jim Carrey movies. And Ace Ventura, when Nature calls, pulled in a cool $212 million at the box office. Jesus Christ.

Yeah, yeah. I mean, he was, Jim Carrey in the 90s. is untouchable. For real. Untouchable. That run is undefeated. Yeah, seriously. Ace Ventura, the original,

only pulled in 107. So it was like one of those things where they were just like, yeah, we're going to gas up the engine, get everybody in, and we don't give a fuck. We'll give them one. Maybe it'll go off the side of the road, who knows.

Because, yeah, that's crazy. You got Ace Ventura, the mask, dumb and dumber, Batman forever. Yeah, that's all 94. Yeah. 94 was Ace Ventura the Mask and dumb and dumber. Then 95 is Batman Forever Ace Ventura 2. Then you got cable guy, liar, liar.

And this is when you start getting a little bit of the fall off from like those huge movies. But yeah, that's an insane run. That's like Tupac. You know what I mean? Like I think that was over seven years. Like no, motherfucker that was three. Mm-hmm. No, it's a speed run through.

I mean like that, yeah, that man is like. Tupac is the Jim Carrey of rap. Oh, for sure. Yeah, yeah. And I've been saying that. Jim Carrey is also dead and has been replaced, so. Right, right, right. Jay, I'm also included these photos from apparently this prop was on display at the 2019

Movytopia pop up in Houston, which actually allowed visitors to climb into the rhino and experience what it's like to emerge through the butthole. However, it's the the butthole way too loose. That ain't too loose. That is not, yeah. Look at the inside too. Look at the inside. There's like a whole shelf in there. I don't see the whole cockpit.

Yeah, they removed the removable latex anus if this is that one. And then like the people fall forward onto a bag of things. And it's just. It's about the journey. And the photograph that you can take there just goes, all righty then with his head popping up from underneath

but yeah like if you're going to buy like this is this is a service we're providing the Zite game because I'm sure everybody like went and put a bid down I would say cancel your bid until you've seen the butthole

in action because if the butthole is as loose as the butthole on this prop from movie What is it called? Movytopia? I got to say,

you're not getting the, like, you need to really freak people out by like, going through the full process of what it's like to be birthed through. You're kicking the tires,

you know what I mean? So to speak, when you go check that one out, just to give it a little inspection. First of all, where are they selling it? Because that's the most important thing because I must have this in my house.

Yeah, yeah. Well, here's my thing. As a community, I really would like us to come together and get it. Like I would really want to, because I don't, my fear is that somebody will get it and then hide it from us and we'll never see it again. Right, right. It needs to be, this is all of ours.

For the public good. For the public good. I think we all need, I mean, this is a relic. This is a holy relic. This is a holy millennial relic, I think. Like, I think we should all be able to come and touch the rhino. Right. Then I can see like in 50 years, like people are going to be like, this is the legitimate latex asshole that they shot with.

And it's like our shroud of Turin. Right. We're just like, oh my God, is it the real one? Like, yes, dude. Yes, man. Don't put your face on it because only Jims has touched this. But, gosh, this is the shooting game. It's a lot.

It's prop store auction, entertainment memorabilia live auction, Los Angeles, spring, 2026. So it's happening on March 25th, 2026. And I think you have to go there in person. I am watching until the very end. I do want to see it. I might go just to the auction just to see it. Starting bid 2000,

estimate to be between 4,000 and 8,000. They're currently at 4,000 with seven bids so far. Okay, yeah, so it's not life. You can actually, okay, interesting. Or it's absentee bids currently. I don't know. We'll see what shipping quote. Jesus Christ.

Do you imagine what the shipping quote looks like that thing? It's 10 feet long. I've looked at the specs and I've measured parts of my house to be like, Do we want to ruin our life financially to own the rhino? Well, Brandy, such a pleasure of having you, as always, on the podcast. Where can people find you, follow you, all that good stuff? Yeah, you can find me on Instagram at Brandazel.

Also threads at Brandozzle too. That's kind of the only things I'm barely posting there. But if you follow me, maybe I'll post more. That's mostly where I'm at right now. But also, and lady to lady, my podcast, I also want to plug Burn This Records, which is my comedy label that I started a few years ago to create equity for independent comedians all around the country. I'm working with a lot of independent showrunners in their scenes all over the place, trying

to lift them up and create a community of people around the country as an alternative to our club system that has lifted up a bunch of horrific shit instead. We're doing great stuff over there, burnthisrecords.com. I'm actually currently in pre-sale on my sophomore album. It's called Milk Job, and you can find all that at burn this records.com. We're also like, it's a special that's coming out later this month. The one, if you can't pre-order it, my one ask for the Zite Gang is if you could follow Burn This Records on YouTube, I would really, really love that.

I'm trying to be able to monetize when the special drops immediately. So Burn This Records on YouTube is like very important. It would mean a lot to me if you guys could go follow that. Get there. Please. Amazing. Is there a work of media you've been enjoying? Yeah.

Have you guys seen that, I don't really know how to say it, but Angin de Poituin performance on K-E-X-P? They're this, like, amazing duo in costume that, like, went viral kind of recently. Hold on. Let me hit the chat. I'll show you. I love these guys. They're, like, brothers from Canada. And this is just a really fun, weird, like, mic.

Micro Noise Rock duo. They've been around for a while. I didn't really know them that well. But like this is like a really great half hour of music and performance just to throw on in the background. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. They rule.

Okay. Yeah. Got the mashup bass and guitar? Yeah, dude. Yeah, dude. Yeah. I love this. I've been working to them all week.

Just like kind of just like, hmm, this is fun. It's fun. I really big fan. And Jean de Portween, I think. is what they're called. Wow. Yeah. Amazing French-Canadian a duo.

Being able to play with all that shit on, drums, credit to you. You got way too much shit on, but all right. Yeah, really, really awesome. Yeah. I bet they speak Quebecua. Exactly. Just like our patron's name of clones. Is that what we ended up landing on?

He's a clone. No, Jack, we're not going to be called stupid. The last thing I need is Jim Carrey thinking I'm stupid. I hopefully he just heard how I talked so much about the rhino ass. and things we have our shit together. Yeah. Don't worry, Miles. Jim Carrey thinks we're smart.

Yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My biggest fear as an adult, man. Dude, if Jim Carrey thinks I'm fucking dumb, it's over. It's over for us. Miles, where can people find you as their working media you've been enjoying? Yeah, find me everywhere at Miles of Gray, talking 90-day fiancé with Sophia, Alexandra on 420-day fiancé and talking footie on A-Nit footie with,

Jamel Johnson and Chris Martin, the new podcast. Please like and subscribe. Please and leave a review. Leave five stars. Why not? Fuck it. All five. Put them down.

Yeah, it's fuck it all. Just give it a five star, man. Who gives a fuck? A piece of media I like is at sammadams. That b.comat at social just posted because, you know, there was the primary on Tuesday. So like a lot of, you know, people who are the prognosticators or analysts will, like, they'll call elections like, all right, I've seen enough. This one's going to blah, blah, blah.

Sam Adams posted, I've seen enough, not about the election, just generally. I've seen enough. That'll do it. You can find me on Twitter at Jack underscore O'Brien, Blue Sky, Jack O'B, the number one. Instagram, Jack, underscore, oh, underscore Brian. Working Media I've been enjoying. I like this tweet from Goatstein from a couple days ago. Calvin, Chris Pratt.

You can talk. Hobbs, Jack Black. Uh, yeah, bro, I can talk. I came in like a wrecking ball. I was just like, fuck, man. That's probably what's coming. It's on this way. Right.

Coming for us. Come in a rock. As he would say in saving Silverman. You can find us on Twitter and Blue Sky at Daily Zekeyes. We're at the Daily Zekeyesd on Instagram. You can go to the description of this episode, wherever you're listening to it. And there at the bottom, you will find the foot notes,

which is where we link off to the information that we talked about in today's episode. We also link off to a song that we think you might enjoy. Miles, is there a song that you think that people might enjoy? Yes. I've just been listening to a couple of tracks from this band called Boco Ute, Y-O-U-T. This track is called Ignored. It's dope. The way they describe it is Afro-Grudge.

And I think that's a really interesting. It's like fronted by this African dude, Paul Adama, and they're a Swedish band, but they've got like, it's, I don't know, it's dope. Just check this out. This is Boko Ute with Ignored. All right. We will lick off to that in the footnot. The Daily Zykeist is a production of IHeartRadio for more podcasts from IHeartRadio Visit. The IHeartRadio Apple Podcast or wherever you listen to your favorite shows that is going to do it for us on this Thursday, March 5th.

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