The Daily Zeitgeist - EU To Trump: F*** Off! Senator HOME WRECKER! 01.21.26

Episode Date: January 21, 2026

In episode 1992, Miles and guest co-host Blake Wexler are joined by comedian and producer of the monthly Facial Recognition Comedy show, Pallavi Gunalan, to discuss… President Pump Fake? One of Our Sh*ttiest Senators Is Being Sued Under A HOMEWRECKER LAW? Analyst Warns: The Bank Of England Should Prep For Aliens, Brooklyn Beckham Calls Out His Famous Parents and more! “Let Me Speak Your Language, Trump—F* Off”: EU Lawmaker Explodes in Parliament Over Greenland | AC1G BESSENT: I'd tell everyone sit back. Take a deep breath. Do not retaliate. Do not retaliate. Kilmeade: Greenland Will Cost GOP The Midterms Kyrsten Sinema Faces ‘Homewrecker’ Lawsuit for Alleged Affair With Former Bodyguard Bank of England must plan for a financial crisis triggered by aliens, says former policy expert The Disclosure of Aliens Could Cause a Bitcoin Rush, Former Bank of England Analyst Says Brooklyn Beckham Calls Out His Famous Parents Brooklyn Beckham: ‘I do not want to reconcile with my family’ David Beckham breaks silence after son Brooklyn Beckham post LISTEN: Chill Me Out by Masayoshi TakanakaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Now I'm recorded, so I can talk like this. Yeah, right, right. Yeah, where did you get to South Beach? Where'd you get to South Beach, LeBron's, mate? There's a thing called Stock Wex. It's a new company I founded. Wait, you, you founded a sneaker company, mate? How do I?

I don't know how to do this anymore. I like it. Wait, this is blowing my mind, bro. What? Did you get the re-release or are those the originals? For sure, re-release. Yeah, there's no way. Yeah, there's no fuck.

I think these were below retail. Can I tell you something? Please. I don't know the significance of any part of this conversation. I'll tell you, Paul, the sneaker behind Blake Wexler was a shoe. It's for your feet. You could have got. Very good.

You do now. You could have been robbed in 2010-11 wearing those shoes. They were so hype. Okay, you could be robbed wearing any shoes because I will do that to you. I will rob you. South Beach LeBron's are up. I don't know. For me, as like a basketball shoe person, the South Beach LeBron is.

is an iconic sneaker, not my... I love them. Taste, but I fucking love it. Shut out. I'm pretty sure my friend from school designed him from high school. Oh, I fucking love it. Okay. Shoe drop, sneaker drop.

Yeah, no, a little bit about everything, yeah. But I didn't know you were a LeBron guy anyway. So, Pala V, what do you think of his shoes? Mid? I love color. Mm-hmm. I love covering my feet. Do you know what's crazy?

You're doing the, hey, did you like my short film response right now? It was a film. I love movies. I love movie. This was that. I love looking. I love looking at street. I have one shoe and Justin has 80.

Yeah, right. Justin has 75,000 shoes. Okay, don't talk about Justin. Let's talk about your fucking shoe back there. What's a deal with that? I want to talk about the arches in my feet. Yeah, that loose sneaker behind. Wait, no, literally.

I. The loosies. That errands shoe. Oh, my God. This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed human. Oh, hello, motherfuckers. And welcome to, what is this?

Season 422, episode two of the Daily Zekeyes. Our production of IHeartRadios, a podcast, we're taking deep, we know America's shared consciousness. through the day's news. And guess what? A lot of Americans on the internet are out here trying to apologize to the rest of the world. Why? Because you're about to go on vacation in one of these countries that we're trying to fuck with.

Look, just take it on the chin. Sorry, you live on. Deport us. Deport us back to America. We deserve it. Europe, please come smack us in the mouth. So people go, oh, shit. I didn't realize people hit back.

Because that's kind of where we're at. Anyway. Kidnap our president. The other thing, also, if you don't know, we got a new history version of the show that comes out Mondays. I don't know if we have one come on this long. We'll have another one coming up soon. So don't worry about that.

We got another one coming up with Blair Soki. And I'll just say that. And you know what? We will continue to have our favorite guests. Paula Vee will be on soon enough as well. Where we discuss. I don't know shit. I don't know shit.

Good luck. I don't know shit about history of people. Well, guess what? It's Wednesday, January 21st in the year of our. Lord 2026. That makes the day. National fucking Hyler. What the far? Hyla. National Granola Bar Day. I know what that is. National Squirrel Appreciation Day. And hugging day. Give a hug. You know, give a hug. Give a hug. Ask first.

Don't take a hug. Exactly. Exactly. Do not take a hug. Give it. Um, let's see. Who am I? I'm Miles Gray, aka Pissing off the feds, pissing off the feds. Pee-Bottle friend. Pee-B bottle friend Pee-B bottle friend Shout out Lacheroni for that one In reference, I wasn't there for that recording But I put that story in the dock About the ice officers

I got hit with the piss bottle And we're like, what the They got piss everywhere Write that down Make sure you write it down Piss all over the ice officer Really bad dog Anyway, I'm thrilled to be joined

In my guest co-host seat By the fucking big big plumbers himself All right Philadelphia's own What else I call you? shoe. I don't lose shoe. I don't know. Daddy, long legs, recumbent, whatever Jack usually does.

Look, to me, he's motherfucking Blake Wexler. Hey, this is Blake Wexler, aka plumping down the street, sipping coffee out of a cardboard box, straight black. With my mind of my plumbers and a pumper's on my mind. That was from Snarfuel Rocks. That was a riff on, I think we riffed on our Starbucks order, just being a carton. like a traveler and you just drink directly out of it. So thank you, Snarkula. Okay.

Shut up Snarkula. Look, can't wait to meet you in person. I know. You got to meet Snarfila in person, right? I remember the show in Chicago. Snarfield was there. Gave me some merch. For all custom shirts.

That's always the best. Wow. That was like, I remember when into the live show, I'm so sorry to the member of Ziking. I forgot your name, but you gave me a rocky shirt that said, don't I got rights? It was me, Miles. It was I'm on the show. You're the one who poisoned me and burned my house. We know.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Your place is set in stone in terms of the canon of this show. Thank you for your service. I guess I should acknowledge this person, our guest today, a fantastic writer, comedian, biomedical, engineer. Do you say almost? You are that, right? You can't.

I have two masters in it, but not that PhD. Not that elusive, elusive. Not that elusive. PhD. But you have two advanced degrees. and that's still not enough to get you the respect of your family at dinner. Look. Not at all, Miles.

I hear that. Look, facial recognition comedy. Just one of our favorite guests, the person who burned my house down and poisoned me when I was sick a couple weeks ago, please welcome none other than the brilliant and talented. Polygonautil! You're going to love this, AKA, I'm that girl who poisons. Never trust what I give you, Miles. I'm that girl who poison.

Thank you. Wow. Whoa underscore Z underscore boy on Instagram. And thank you to everyone who gave me planter fasciitis advice. My mentions were insane. You've a bad feet. I got bad feet. And that's why I'm so upset about the sneaker situation.

What's the planner? I'm sorry. What part of the foot? What's the planar fasciitis do? It's the part you plant all around. And that's fashion out. And then it fasciites. I know that.

Does that shit. I got flat foot fasciitis. You know? Do you have flat feet? Oh, they're the flattest miles. I've never seen feet too. Miles, that's the hard questions up top. Are you got flat feet?

Okay. Oh, well, guess what? You won't be able to get drafted into the military when the resource wars happen. Okay? I have convex. Which one's the one where it points out? Like out? Oh, that's convex.

Yeah, I got, my feet are so flat. I got convex feet over here. You can't draft me for shit. So you got some. lump taters right there. I got some tots on these toes. Hell yeah. Tots on the toes.

On the toes? That's just funny. Like on the edge of the toe. Oh, yeah. Well, look, anyway, great to know that little bit about you. I will be hitting up your Wiki feet page at the break just to verify a couple of things. But before we get to know you better. I actually amissified my feet for the Wiki feet.

Oh, good. They have beautiful lips on there. Yeah. You put them on. You put the Kamala, like... Snatched cheekbones on my feet. The Kamala palm tree emoji from last summer. Yeah.

Coconuts. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, what are we talking about? President Pumpfake back at it again, or is he? Because, again, all this blustering is causing problems. But we'll just check around because now people are having to do damage control, maybe possibly beg the president through the TV that don't fuck up everything so bad. So we'll talk about that.

We'll talk about one of our shittiest senators of recent memory, Kirsten Cinema of Arizona. Okay. This is bisexual hatred from Miles. Yeah, and she's a friend. First of all, don't come for my people like that, my wine-loving, quirked-up white girls. Yeah, just wigging out. I get it. But this is an interesting one because it is a little, she's being sued under a homewrecker law, which I, yeah, this is something that is our own.

Then take me to jail. Yeah. Guilty as charged. Give me that little injection. Yeah. Put that fucking wooden dowel in my mouth now. Yeah, that's right. Put that in my head.

Oh, God. That's also the saddest part about it. They're putting a wet sponge on your head for the... Because you know that water's cold. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sorry. Yeah.

What are they going to soak your long sleeves next? Just make them a little damp. It's fucked up. They're sprayed out. Water in socks on the way to the chair. What would you like your last squish to be? That is the chair for me, is to walk in wet. The worst is when you, like, you're caught in a rainstorm and your shoes and socks.

And then you smear with your homeboy. What? Yeah. Caught on their way. You just watched a few episodes of heated rivalry on your phone. Yeah. You look into each other's eyes. Doesn't feel like it's raining anywhere else.

You know what? To be honest, we are going to talk about that because Canadian tourism is up specifically for the shooting locations of heated rivalry. Benny Johnson going? He's wearing a disguise. Then, so also we talked about we'll talk president. We'll also talk about the Bank of England. A former senior analyst for the Bank of

England is saying that the Bank of England needs to prepare for alien disclosure because our money will be meaningless if the fucking aliens are acknowledged. We might even talk about Beckham family drama. Oh, Oh, God, yes, please. Are you ready for that?

I'm so fucking ready. Let's start with that because we should go with the most consequential news. I was going to start off with the new 99. There's a new Godzilla 99 pack of Papp's Blue Ribbon Beer. I was going to start with that culturally relevant for me. Blacking out this weekend. Yeah. And I'm poisoning you.

Somebody's blackenizing out this weekend with their Godzilla BBR fucking 99 back, baby. Someone's blaking out this weekend. All right. All that, but more fucking up top. Bollavi, what's something from your search history that's really about who you are with you to right now? It's something that I definitely have up, and it is for sure a real thing that I don't need to stall or scroll for because I do remember as a very constant guest of this podcast that I know exactly what you're going to ask. And so I don't need to scroll and scroll and scroll all past. Your eyes are darting around your screen. I don't need to hack into anything.

I know what's up when I joined TDZ. And we're going to cut all that out. I really just, I really only just do work or look up real housewives lore. That's insane. What's the latest lore you looked up? I just wanted to see if Vicki Gunvelson actually sells insurance. Oh my God. You're going back to the fucking well, dude.

Season one, Vicki Gunvelson of O.C. I watch, I'm a completionist. I watch each Real Housewives franchise from the beginning. I watch it all through because it's like a time capsule for like bad like quality film. You know what I mean? I watch it all the way through. I'm in season nine of the Real Housewives. And it's at this point that I'm like, wait, is her job real?

you know, and so that's what I did. That's why I looked at her job. I looked up like what happens to the men they divorce, which I feel like with the animals, they probably just put them down, right? Oh yeah, what happened to Don? Isn't that her husband? Dawn?

It's a mass grave of old divorced men and their dogs that don't show up anymore because I was going to say, and like toy poodles and miniature dog puppies that are also. You can get discarded if you have the money. Just so you know, she just received.

She was just inducted into it. The Advisors Excel Hall of Fame for a fucking financial, so she's, I don't know, other fucking people who do the shit that she does are bigging her up. I don't know. Whatever. I like that. Her face. Her face.

Avisors extra large is sick. I don't know what it means, but it's sick. We should make a, why don't you guys have like fake podcast awards for all of us? I want a fake award. I wish, but even the ones I think I can win. I can't. Okay. So we'll have to

we'll see. Maybe I'll get an I-Heart podcast award. Finally, I don't know. Apparently they give it to shows that like have huge audiences rather than the sickest audience out there. Like physically tall. Who was out there in physical space doing good, which is Zite Gang. And I give you my own award. Anyway, what something do you think is underrated? Damn, I really got to write these down because I did have something and it as soon as you asked me. Mr. President, please, your memory. Oh, Miles asked if I wanted to co-host. Yeah, go ahead.

That is true. And you were like, I don't want to write any of that stuff. God damn it, Blake. He hopped into the co-hosty. Full disclosure. God damn it, blank. Full disclosure. Jack is out sick today.

I told him, hey, rest well. Can I tell? I have, we have the watch. I'll see you in Valhalla, aka tomorrow's recording. Can I tell you something like super sexy about me? I am getting a colonoscopy soon. Oh, yeah. They're great.

You're going to love it. I'm just, that's how much I love anal. And I am like, go all the way in, buddy. Get in. I'm lying to my doctor. Something's up, Doc. Yeah. What's in there?

We won't need the anesthesiologist. Okay, wait. So, wait, so, wait. On Vicki Godvilsen's award. I'm sorry. So you're underrated is that you're so into anal that you're getting a colonoscopy? No, no, no, no. Don't spin this.

Don't, I didn't enter the spin. You didn't say, you did a lot of preamble. Okay. And then they tell you that you can't eat like salads like the week before. And I'm vegan. And that does mean I do eat a lot of processed candy. But now I'm like, now that I can eat salad, I'm like, well, now all I want is salad.

And so that's like veggies are underrated for it. Wait, is it because it just gets stuck in there? It's fiber. Yeah. It's good for you. Yeah. Yeah. Wait.

So you don't want to have what's the, I'm sorry. What is... So what's underrated is like veggies. Like just, because like we're always eating like fancy, like, and processed, cooked, crazy food. And now I'm just like, bitch, give me a salad because the doctor said no. Yeah. You know, I like cabbage.

Shout out Crohn's disease suffers. They used to call me in Japanese yagi, which means goat because I would eat so much raw cabbage. My family in Japan. The, the Metro, the Tokyo Metropolitan Police, the city of Tokyo. You got a statue right next to Hachico. No, but I love. Yeah, just me eating ahead of cabins, like looking like a fucking one of those, like, racist Sambo things with like a black person eating of water mines. Oh my God.

Japan is not up to date with the race relations. And they'll be like, and that's not racist. That's accurate. They're still on like Gwen Stefani levels of racism. They're just doing music videos. They're still on ignoring World War II levels. Like in terms of government leadership. But all that to say, look, where would I be without my with my fibrous vegetables?

without my cabbage. I know. Yeah. Is cabbage a big ingredient in Indian cooking? Not really. I'll take this one. So actually, no. No, it depends on what part.

Because they always say, like, it's one of the universal, like, you know, like broke people foods is like, you always have a cabbage dish because cabbage is so easy to grow. But I guess also that's geographical, which is why I ask. I mean, we eat so much vegetarian food. You're like, yeah. Yeah, because in my mind, I'm not just like, and then there's that bomb Indian cabbage dish. If anything, I encounter it in other dishes. All that to say is, what's something you think is overrated?

Okay, I got this being kind to the wrong people. Because, like, I'm watching all these ICE videos where people are just, like, fucking up ICE people's days. Like, John, what's his face? The only unmasked person in Minneapolis who's the head of ICE or whatever. Greg Bovino? Or whatever Bovino? He's on, Greg, whatever.

Yeah, he, uh, he, I was watching this woman just roast the shit out of the man. Oh, yeah. And I'm like, fuck yeah, ruin their days, ruin their dinners, ruin everything. We went out on that clip. I don't get a fuck about civility. Watch these men fall on ice. Watch ice defeat ice. Yeah.

Be mean. Well, if it isn't my worst enemy. Be mean to these people. Yeah, yeah. Are you talking about the clip where she caught him outside and she was like, and you know, I don't hate on short men. Yeah. But, but.

She's like, come up closer to me. me. Yeah, Greg, come on. Now, let's do a shoulder to shoulder. He looked, that guy is so transparently. Like, he's like Smigel. He looks like he has the energy of Smigel where, like, everything has been a failure. He's holding on to this one thing so much. He looks like a freak. Like, when he comes out in his like custom made like SS officer border patrol uniform, you're like, dude, you're like, dude. Yeah. And you're cosplaying as like the dumbish shit. I aspire to be the most hated person, although these fuckers don't. I think they're only now starting to realize that there's the version of the world they

experience in their own media bubble where being an ice agent is cool or potentially something people will high five you over. And now they go out and they're getting pissed thrown on them. And they're like, what the heck's going on, mom? I think I want to come home. But they probably don't. And they shouldn't. They shouldn't get to come home.

They should get deported from their mom's basements. I mean, now that like a lot of the. agent names were like leaked and stuff. Like people are definitely showing up in physical space to like, you know, great. There's a guy like an Irish dude in the Netherlands who has created a database and they can't like extradite him from the Netherlands. So he's like safe.

And he has like verified identities of like all the ice people. And he's getting information like through pictures and videos and all of that. He's confirming who they are. I think he's like making sure not to. put up people who like work in like the health care industry or something i don't know he's doing he's doing it like a responsible way um and then a responsible doctor responsible doxer um and so when the hague happens any day now that's how you that's how you know delivery cabbage yeah haggis yeah haggis that's what i'm thinking but i didn't realize it was cabbage man when that happens

I'll be putting my old XFL jersey on that says he haig me. He hate me. For those that remember. I'll get into sports. Was that his name? I think so. Yeah. He hate me.

Yeah. All right. Well, God, the hague. Bring it. Make hague here again. Yeah. Yeah, please. Trick Donald Trump to going to Den Hogg in the Netherlands.

Actually, going to Den Hogg is actually. And then, oh. Invade them. See what happens. Yeah. Jesus Christ. All right. Take a quick break. We'll come back and we'll talk about America and the old world order ripping at this seems. But maybe that's good. I don't know. We'll see right after this.

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Listen to Atonement, the John Polk story on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And we're back. So now that a bunch of world leaders are telling Trump to literally fuck off, the regime is starting to do some damage control. I'm not sure if you did, when I say someone was, like, there's a Danish lawmaker addressing the EU being like, let me like put this into your language, okay? This is what happened in the EU's parliament a few hours ago.

Let me put this in words you might understand. Mr. President, talk off. Oh, boy, that look, you could have delivered that a little bit with a little more. Yeah, I feel like it lost. But you did, but you did it. Here's the thing. That's the first time he has ever said that.

He did it. Because they're all too nice. It's wild to have that much volume right before the payoff. Like, I don't know if this is like, you know, like you wouldn't, your punchline wouldn't be said with a third of the volume of your setup. I don't think unless that's your style. That is my style. Yeah.

And that thing is. We like to shy Ronnie our punchlines. Yeah. You like to what? Yeah, we too. Shy Ronnie. So yeah, that's the state of things. The World Economic Forum is getting together in Davos right now as we speak.

And many of Trump's cabinet members have already had to start answering questions like, what the fuck is wrong with you guys over there? Scott Bessent, who is the Treasury Secretary, he's sat down with Maria Bartaromo. And she asked, so what's the fuck? Like, what's up with all these tariff threats, you know? And, you know, the EU is not backing down. So this could be bad. And also what the fuck is wrong with you guys over there?

So here is Scott Bessett. I don't know, projecting strength or cowardice. I'm not totally sure what he is projecting here. It's one of those. Strength or cowardice and because no those dos. But here, let's hear Treasury Secretary answer direct question from Ria Bartaromo. Dude, this is escalating. What's the deal here, especially with Greenland?

With the United States, because of this, they have already called an emergency summit for later on in the week about this Greenland situation. Well, I would say exactly what I said after Liberation Day last April, when the president imposed tariff levels on the whole world, I tell everyone, sit back, take a deep breath, do not retaliate, do not retaliate. The president will be here tomorrow, and he will get his message across, I believe. He is going to have meetings. And again, also, have an open mind. Have an open mind. Why this rapid response in terms of, you know, this is a no.

And by the way, Maria, this has been in the minds of American presidents for more than 150. Okay, shut up now. the whole first of all okay well first i want to tell everybody sit back take a deep breath and please don't hit us please don't hit back please do not do i mean do not retaliate do not retaliate the president will be here to further deepen the crisis and your concerns at which point i will say have an open mind like why are you guys like sticking up for yourselves like i thought appeasement like there's no way he could say something worse after you hear him out.

That doesn't sound like this guy. Right. Who instituted fascism the second time. Right, right, right, exactly. We will be, yeah, my God. So this is all happening. Everyone's concerned. The markets are fucking going in the opposite direction you want them to go into

if you're all, you know, you have so much money that that's where your money's at. but now it's just kind of becoming more and more of a story and it's getting worse and worse. And truly, we have no idea if Trump is going to just do the usual thing where enough people are like, what the fuck? No. And he's like, ah, never mind. I'll keep threatening it, but I won't follow through. And hopefully everyone will forget, although there is that whole Epstein files thing that this is helping to get a lot of the attention off of. But again, this is like the whole thing.

Like, I think Besson might also be telling people, he's like, look, dude, because he referenced, you know, Liberation Day. He's like, dude, see what he says. Give me time to make things less shitty. And maybe things will work out. But at this point, it feels that truly the EU rightfully is completely thinking about, okay, so we can no longer trust these fucking freaks over there in the U.S. So let's not tie our ability to flourish as people to that flaming wagon. On Fox and Friends, Kill Mead is basically trying to convince Trump through the TV.

that escalating the bullshit tariff war over Greenland will cost the midterms. But again, I'm not sure if that matters to Trump, if he's thinking about midterms, but here is Brian Kilmey trying to make like a rational or sort of somewhat reasonable plea to the president to reverse course. So we're going to see what's going to happen because the president said if you do not agree to let us have Greenland, he's going to put a 10% tariff that's going to go up to 25%. I don't think the president would do it. one reason is I think that it's so important for our economy to get on track.

If you go blow up a fantastic deal with the EU by putting... Not a fantastic deal. They'll answer with more. And a lot of the goods that we get will affect what we're paying and the stores. If you affect we're paying at the stores, Republicans have almost no chance of holding the House and Senate and might even lose the Senate. That's an interesting way to put that as like, and I don't know. I mean, like, look, you got this great deal you had.

Thanks. Shout out to you for that. But you might lose. The midterms, I don't know if that's, you know, because people are going to end up paying for the tariffs because that analysis came out. The public paid 96% of the tariffs. Can we like look back at what he was saying when the tariffs were announced and then just throw the curb music on there for me? Thank you. Yeah, right. Curb time. Yeah, midterms may have been off the table.

I don't want repercussions for my actions. Let me say whatever I want to say. Let me cause whatever chaos I want to cause. Would you guys woke? And then just be quiet. Why are the repercussions? No one else exists. It's just me. It's just so mentally fucking, you. It's crazy.

It's wild. I mean, again, history shows us that Trump likes to bluff hard and then ends up backing off. But I don't know if it's truly, you're getting to a point where they think that they're in a point of no return, where they're like, no, we have to actually dig to the other side of the earth now,

even if that requires going through the molten core where we will fucking burn. in the fires. But also he doesn't always necessarily back off. Like, then as fucking Wayla, like, we don't know it's unpredictable. It's more like his intention will change. Like, because then it was like, it's the drugs. And he's like, it's the oil industry.

And he's like, see what I got you oil industry? And they're like, we don't want it. How many times do I have to tell you in therapy? It's not necessarily the intent. It's also the impact. No, no, no, no. Because I didn't intend for that to happen. Okay.

Well, I didn't intend. burn your house down and poison you. Well, you actually, you've said. Okay, I actually did. I did. You know what I did. I did. Clearly articulated that.

Yeah, all right. You don't see this charge, Your Honor. What? But yeah, again, I think what's the only thing that makes me think that there's any sort of off ramp, and I said this in yesterday's like trending episode, is that it's the oligarchs who stand to lose a lot because the EU has also said, yeah, we have. have a trade bazooka, they call it, which basically means like we can basically shut the fucking faucet off in terms of having goods come in. And also, the big thing is it's services. That's where

there's a surplus in U.S. trade. Obviously, the U.S. imports so much more from Europe than we export to Europe. But the amount of services we provide, like in IT and things like that, that's where the U.S. has a surplus. And that's where if they have the trade bazook, it would be like, we are not, you will not do business with American companies on like in the on the continent of Europe. And that's where that would affect companies like Google, meta, the like. And who knows? But that process could take, uh, they say traditionally would maybe take a year, but maybe it would be faster for the EU to actually approve something like that,

given how fucking stupid everything is right now. Um, and again, to our international listeners, just so you know, most Americans do not want this, but I totally understand we unfortunately have, we are Americans, not me by, you know, obviously not by choice. But all that to say, you know, Plymouth Rock landed on us, as famously said by Malcolm X. But all this is happening. And I, I've been, there has been headlines written about all the people apologizing in the Greenland subreddit. And they're just like, dude, shut up and just fucking sort your own country out.

Like, how about that? Like, what if you guys, like, took over us and then we got health care? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What was that? There was one where people were signing a thing to have, uh, Denmark purchased California. And I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh my God. Cool. Cool. Cool. It'd be great to have Tivoli, the actual, um, inspiration for Walt Disney to create Disneyland, a Copenhagen, Denmark, a landmark, be also part of the same thing. I think it just be a beautiful conversation. All right.

Denmark, holler at me. holler at me. Wait, does this count as like treason or something? We're all just like begging to be taken. We're like, Liam Mason, get ready. Yeah, I don't know if there's a charge for treason. Treasonous thirst. That's what you're charged.

Like, you're so thirsty, dude. The kids yearn for the Greenland. Yeah. Take me over. Take me over. Dominate me. Plant that flag. The girlies are loving a progressive tax system, y'all.

All right. move on to another famous person from our previous administration. I think, I mean, look, a lot of emphasis was put on this senator for, you know, obstructing a lot of the policy goals of the Biden administration. But I think at the same time, there are a lot of other things happening. It is convenient to almost say, like, and it all could have been better if it wasn't for Kirsten Cinema and Joe Manchin. There are such bigger problems. But there are plenty of times when the votes of Kirsten Sinema and Joe Manchin were spelling disaster to things like, you know, fucking codifying things like Roe and filibuster reform and, you know, minimum wage.

Anyway. But those fits don't quit. And you know I'm talking about mansion. Those fits don't, yeah. Oh, my God. I mean, the way, the consistency in which he ties that tie. What is he, you know that guy probably just wears like West Virginia golf polos or something now. Oh.

That's like every boomer who doesn't like work. It's casual Monday. It's, I'm too old for a football jersey, but not a golf. polo with the name of the team or school. You ever heard of a not fitting quarters, see it? Yeah. So she's in the news again because she's being sued by the

ex-wife of the man that was her bodyguard and the accusation she seduced him with her body and MDMA. I knew it. I knew it. Classic by move. That's what we do on the weekend. Tuddies.

I'll take Trace. Take your man for fun. That is the gay Polyvie, you might be committing treason right now, too, so you'd be careful giving up all these trade secrets. Not the by flag. Tread lightly with those flat feet. So this is from Jezebel.

I'm just giving advice. Quomp, quom, quom, quom, quop. Lightly. She is facing a civil lawsuit under what's known as a, quote, alienation of affection law, which allows a spouse to sue a third party for interfering with their marriage. this type of statute is colloquially known as the quote, homewrecker law. As of 2019, at least six states still had

homewrecker laws on the books, Hawaii, Mississippi, New Mexico, North Carolina, South Dakota, and Utah. Utah? So, yeah, there you go. Although, hey, in Utah, the fifth life is like, I'm suing the first life. Yeah, they're like, it's a, which is probably why. In Utah, they are currently considering whether to abolish the law completely from the books.

Because I get that, like, when you can go like six layers down, now it's like inception and they're like this is too complicated bro like which dream are you suing on behalf of and i think it is also important important to note this obviously this law sounds arcane because it is because it's still based on the concept that a man owns his wife and therefore the happiness is also ownable so because of that if someone comes in and meddles with your property wife and property happiness you can sue for damages most you know what i'm gonna sue some female professional wrestlers for this. Oh, my God. Yeah. It'll be

Deborah. I'm sure that he'll remember that one. Now, look, for people that remember, puppies was like a whole era of weird internet talk. Look, for those that know, you know. So now, the woman alleges that while cinema was in office, her husband

began working for as a bodyguard, and then things escalated from there. Sexy texts, a bigger role in her office and with more money. WRL reports that, quote, during his time in the role, he regularly accompanied cinema to events, festivals and concerts, including a U-2 concert at the sphere in Las Vegas, a Green Day concert in Washington with one of his children and a Taylor Swift concert in Miami. The ex-spouse says in the complaint that she discovered the text in early 24 and that her husband stopped wearing his wedding ring in May or June around the time he got a promotion. He told her it was, quote, for public optics because cinema had gotten, quote,

handsy with him at a recent concert in Arizona and was continuing to put her hands on him. Bono would do that. Bono will do that. I can't guard this body. Okay. You know what I mean? And then she goes on to a led that cinema suggested her husband, who has PTSD from his military service, bring MDMA, quote, on a work, trip so that she could guide him through a psychedelic experience and paid for psychedelic treatment for him in Nashville. If your man is getting seduced by Kirsten Cinema, that is not your man. I'm so sorry.

And also, like, I'm so sorry that you have to even put yourself in the situation of going like, wait, Cicinema took my man. Like, what does that say about me? It doesn't say anything about you. No. No. You know, don't, don't, don't, I mean, I don't, fuck, who knows? I don't know what this lady's about, but if that was me, I would be like, I would get over that shit so quick.

I'm like, it's not about me. It's not about cinema being more popping than me. No, I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I would have voted for an increased federal minimum wage. But yeah, this story has like the worst shit. And it's just like you too at this fear and like MDMA fake ass psychedelic therapy.

Because she's now, she's a lobbyist for like psychedelic treatment and like crypto. It honestly really explains the aesthetic. Yeah. does. Yeah, this was my wife and I's honeymoon to a tea. Yeah, it was Green Day concert. It was YouTube concert at the sphere. There was an MDMA, you know, co-meditation that we did tantric.

Yeah, it was great. I've never heard of anything wider than this combination of events. Yes, exactly. And that's why we did it. Oh, my God. That's why we did. She was recently actually in Utah because she went to BYU. and at this panel.

Everything is coming together for me. Everything, my whole lore, it's all piecing together. Wait, why is this just because of the Utah this of it or is there something you clocked? You just need to know Utah and BYU and the repression and the weird,

the quirked up white girl thing because they get so, they get, that was the Kirsten coming for you. Because they get so weird when they're out in the real world. It's like there, it's like a specific. version of homeschooled, the people from Utah. You know?

State school. Yeah. State school. Yeah. Not going to a state school, but Utah schooled, if that makes sense. Yeah. She, oh, during, so during this, like, discussion, because she was with the governor, Spencer Cox and, like, at a panel, I think it was at maybe University of Utah. Too easy. Too easy. They're like, and you're like, you're a BYU Cougar, right, Senator?

And she goes, ha, ha, quote. And a regular one. I get called that a lot. Mm. And then at some point, the audience chuckled. But then this is what happens. During the discussion, quote, The bodyguard starts laughing so hard.

He falls off his chair. This is from the Salt Lake Tribune. He's like, you're crazy. Stop. The Salt Lake Tribune reports, quote, then a man wearing a suit stood up declaring, Ladies and gentlemen, I have a confession to make. I am actually having an affair with Kirsten Cinema.

And it wasn't immediate clear if this was planned. The fucking security took him out. of the fucking room. Then another man stood up yelling nearly the exact same thing as the first, but he was much closer to the state. Yes. Wait, is this real? Yeah. Listen. Former Senator Kristen Cinema was at this panel discussion before they could even really get into policy, anything like that. A man stood up. He said, I have a confession to make, and he said that he was having an affair with cinema. Look, they're dragging him out. She just made a joke about being called a cougar because she didn't need to be why you. And so it didn't seem like the audience really knew if this was

some kind of skit that was unfolding. And it became pretty clear within seconds that, like, this was not, this was not planned. And they escorted a 10 out of it. I know the lawsuit had been filed against her this week by somebody. So, yeah, if you're watching this, this is a very diverse audience, by the way, that she's speaking of it. Yeah, very definitely diverse. Uh, one time Charles Barkley famously said during, uh, I believe it was a Lakers versus Utah

Jazz playoff game, like the early odds. And he said, wow, look at all those vanilla faces out there. I was like, guys. And people were like, yes, guys. I'm so glad the rest of the world is discovering Utah. Yeah. Like, getting so validated in my upbringing. Yo, I was recently at a bar and they, in their non-alcoholic mocktail section, they had dirty soads.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. I feel like gotten so hyped up. That used to not be as much of a thing. I've never seen it on a menu in LA, like at a bar, especially, although I don't. That's crazy. Yeah, yeah. I'm like, also like, you.

This makes so much sense because, like, the ugliest people you know are fucking a lot, you know? And us, the hotties languish in the sexual desert. When they call it bumping uglies, they meant that for the whole body. You know what I mean? Yeah, it is the kind of thing you say, you're like, bro, this is not hot. This is not hot. No, it's like going to a new beach. I'd hate to.

I mean, you grew up there. Do Mormons know how to smash? like once they are married? Like do they find... Yeah, yeah. So what you do is you get on a bed and then you get your friend to jump on the bed. No, but I mean like once you're past that,

like, or are they still hitting a missionary? Yeah, you have sex for children to make children, to procreate, to take over the world. Or do you mean missionary when you go to other countries and convert people? That's what it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There you go.

You picked what I was putting down. Picked up what I was putting down. Let's take a quick break. And when we come back, let's switch gears a little bit to fucking aliens and some Beckham family drama right after this. I'm John Polk. For years, I was the poster boy of the conversion therapy movement. The ex-gay who married an ex-lesbian and traveled the world telling my story of how I changed my

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And we're back. You know, I don't know if you, have you guys seen the trailer for the new Spielberg movie about the disclosure? No? No. He's making another one. Dude, this one looks, is pretty well. Is it about the duo Disclosure who did Latch with Sam? man.

It is crazy. Finally is catching on. No, the movie's called Disclosure Day. And it's like, like Emily Blunt is like becomes like a conduit for aliens to communicate with the rest of the planet. And it's all about like the world coming to grips

with like full on alien disclosure. It looks pretty cool. So anyway, because of that, aliens are in the air. There's a lot of talk of disclosure coming. And a former senior analyst for the Bank of England is making headlines because she wrote to the bank current governor, quote, urging him to set out contingencies in case the White House ever confirms

the existence of alien life. Why? Because the U.S. may declassified information on aliens soon, depending on how bad it gets with the Epstein files. I'm sure that's like their last fucking card to play. They're like, fuck, bro. We might have to just have an ontological shock for the entire the world. Let Larry out there. Let him out there. Release the Larry. Fuck it, dude. Say he's Epstein. Say this alien's Epstein, actually. Maybe we can. fucking do a twofer. But yeah, again, there's a lot of people being like, oh, is it going to happen? That's just Bill Gates.

That's Bill Gates. Yeah. That's what I said, a fucking alien. Yeah. The reason they want the bank to start making plans is, quote, the disclosure is likely to induce ontological shock and provoke psychological responses with material consequences. Psychological responses when material consequences, that's almost a bar. Okay, black thought.

Yeah. Responses and conses. Well, that doesn't quite rhyme. But again, which would cause, quote, extreme price volatility in financial markets due to catastrophizing or euphoria. That is literally all we ever fucking care about. We're like aliens. Maybe they can perform medical miracles. No, but how is the stock market looking? But the price volatility. Yeah. It'd be so sick if they come through and like the aliens just know who the billionaires are and they just fucking. With one. Snap them. Anyway. Oh, my God. Just want to do a bit of cleanup for y'all.

Now you can fight over the power vacuum and probably send this world into even further chaos. Yeah, yeah. So, yeah. Again, I don't know if, like, what this expert is saying is, according to that expert, the masses may rush to quote, safe assets. She used to be an analyst, like, in financial security at the central bank. So she's not, she worked at the central bank. She's not just some person from the side. Although she's probably crooked.

Yeah, yeah. I should know. That's different. That's different than aliens. One time Queen Elizabeth came in and she took her whole damn snake head off and then let her human head grow. Her whole damn snake head. The whole whole nine yards. Her whole 56 pound snake head lifted it up off her body.

Queen Elizabeth like dead skin suit is laying somewhere. Just a molted somewhere. The Courtney's molded too. That's crazy. So this is the thing. The reason is people will rush to safe assets like gold or Bitcoin. If the alien reveal makes people, quote, lose trust in government-backed assets. That's actually happening now without the aliens in terms of losing trust in government back to anything. I was going to ask you got like, but then you said the EPS, I'm like, why does the White House, why is that the only government entity around the world that has access to alien documents? And then it's like, oh, probably like Israel will throw that out too once.

Someone will be desperate. It's probably, yeah, like a game of chicken between the world governments and like, are you all, don't. We agreed. We would all agree when we do this, when we do the thing. And knowing Trump, he might truly just be like, and the reason why we need ICE is to fight the aliens, which I've been saying the whole time. Yeah. We must give them a debt of gratitude. So I guess we don't know what will come of this.

This sounds is so funny. And J.M. was writing, which is funny. He's like, if I ever learned that xenomorph morphs were real, I don't think I'm going to be like, whoa, dude, it's time to get into crypto, which, yeah, I'm already there. I think most of the world would do that, though, given how the pandemic led to NFT sensation. Oh, my God. Like, that is our world. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, boy, I can't fucking wait. Not my apes. And you know what, since we are on the brink of completely alienating ourselves from the EU and the UK, and we just talked about the UK, let's stay over there to talk a little bit of celebrity gossip. Because Brooklyn Beckham, finally, he put out, I've, as somebody who likes, he's my favorite one. Is he? Yeah, by far. Okay, name all of them. Huh?

Brooklyn, Beckham. Dallis. Scone Beckham. Scone Beckham. Bighette. Begat Beckham. Yeah. Oh, my God. Brooklyn, Romeo, and Cruz. First kid does in like the favorite ones who will inherit. The second string is benched right now.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're not moving off that. So Brooklyn is their oldest kid. I've somewhat paid attention just because like in watching a lot of English soccer, like anything with David Beckins. Yeah, yeah, that's why. Yeah. Okay. Sorry. I think they're, I think they're England. real royal family. Oh, I like that. Especially when... Finally, something we agree on.

When Victoria was called Posh Spice, truly, an icon. But so he posted out like a six page, they call a six page because there's six individual Instagram stories. And people can't write essays anymore. They say, come on. I know. But, yeah, we're back, baby. Because you imagine, he's like, here, here's a pen and paper.

Can you write this down? No. I can I print out the Instagram story? Can you print out, can you screencap this Instagram story and then send that to my parents in an envelope? I can't type. Can I talk it into that into my computer? So I yell at, I scream at the pen and then the pen writes down. That's a genuine question from Blake.

He's asking. Oh, sorry. Truly. He needs help with some tech. Yeah, yeah. We'll just something. I'll save me the, I'll save me the, I'll save me the embarrassment. We'll talk about this offline.

Yeah, cut that out. So he, in this like six page fucking flaming he does of his parents, he details incidents ranging from the time his mom hijacked the first dance at his wedding to the time he was rejected at his dad's 50th birthday party. That's when people kind of started catching on that something was going on. He also noted that the family values, the family values, quote, public promotion and endorsements above all else because, quote, brand beckham comes first and flat out stated, quote, I do not want to reconcile with my family. there's a lot going on here. Okay. And I say that to my parents and they laugh and tell me I'm still coming on the vacation. Yeah.

I'm sorry. The fact that they're white really changes a lot of this dynamic. I do not want to reconcile with my family. He's essentially screaming in a Walmart aisle. That's like, well. Yeah. And also, don't we do this in our teens? Like Brooklyn's 26.

This is a 17-year-old thing, 14-year-old, depending on. They age differently. Yeah. Celebrity children. Yeah. Yeah. Their age expectancy is 34 years. This is what's interesting because people have like.

He's about to get dysentery. People have been like, okay, what the fuck is? When they said a Victorian child would die from this, they meant Victorian. Victorian Beckham. Oh, yeah. So the things that the people are being like, okay, so what's this thing about hijacked the first dance? Apparently, quote, this is one of the most exploits.

of claims Brooklyn makes is that Victoria hijacked the first dance. He says he had been planning the dance for, quote, weeks in advance to a romantic love song. Quote, in front of our 500 wedding guests, Mark Anthony called me to the stage, wherein the schedule was planned to be my romantic dance with my wife, but instead my mumsie was waiting to dance with me instead. She danced very inappropriately on me in front of everyone. I've never felt more uncomfortable or humiliated in my entire life. I do feel like that when I hear people dance to butterfly kisses for the first dance at a wedding when it's the son or the father and the daughter because that's a very fucking weird is it? I always thought of it as like a cute song when I was growing up. Is it not? Listen to it with

adult years and as a kid. Yeah, as a kid. After a good time, bra. You know that one? That's just normal in Utah. I don't understand. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're, I think. you're too busy Utah maxing right now. You gotta come out of it. That's so true. But so I guess the, I just love the entitlement to it. It was like, Mark Anthony is telling me to come on stage. I'm already like, oh.

You know when Mark Anthony is at your wedding. Okay. And he tells you to come out to the thousands of your guests, right? And then 500. Okay. Head bump a soccer ball, you know. And then. So Uncle Mark.

Uncle Mark Anthony. And he promises him. His ex-wife will not sing. He said that to me. And Jay-lo-Fucking sang. He signed it in blood. And I was like, oh, she can't even sing or if I act, what the fuck? Another thing they talked about was that her mom was like, you know, she's a designer.

She offered to make his wife's dress. And then like at the, quote, 11th hour reneged and was like, sorry, girl, you're going to have to find your own dress. And so he was like, oh, that's kind of shitty. Then he talks about the birthday thing. You said because they had things. They had things. They had. No, no, I get.

That's classic. That's a classic they had. I forgot that the Beckham Family Publicist is here today in Blake. Explain this one, Blake. So for certain. You're even saying a lot of bullshit miles throughout this whole thing. So like sometimes. Have we talked about how Megan Markle is at fault for all of this?

Have we talked about that? Yeah. That she's actually out of control. Both royal families blame Megan Markle. Somehow. Sometimes the mom needs to grind up against her son at his. At a wedding that they're paying for. Yeah, I don't understand.

They pay for it. She should be able to grind on him. Yeah, thank you. Thank you. What are the bullshit do you have to say? The other thing, so the 50th birthday thing is they go out to the UK for his 50th birthday, and apparently they were just like frozen out. Like they were just waiting in the hotel where we said, we were, quote, rejected for a week as we waited in our hotel room trying to plan quality time with him. And I think this is where like I zoom out and I go, yeah, this is. Wait, who was rejected? The parents or the kid? Brooklyn was. He said, we went out there

and then they fucking, they had me on the sidelines. Like, I'm not. the first born. I mean, this seems very, like, normal shit for a kid that grew up in a family that is itself a brand.

Like, growing up in L.A., I knew plenty of kids who grew up in the shadows of, like, their parents who were very famous. Most of them didn't end up

sort of fully developed or with, like, a lot of resilience or a lot of things because, like, every problem was just solved with, like, money or access.

And, like, you don't build up these other life skills. Which I would be fine if my parents solve my problems with that. Yeah, now. Sure. I love that because you also have access.

Money or access. No money. Money would be good too. But yeah, I'm like, I just think like living under the shadow of two parents that are so, so, like such big celebrity is you must be gone. Because this kid, too, he was like a chef. Then he was like a photographer. He's had so many careers trying to like be his own thing that I'm like, oh, yeah,

this just feels like now he has just had it. But should have just played soccer. Should have just sung or play. or played football. If you want to be my soccer. Yeah. And think about Victoria, because Victoria when singing,

she was the, she was the cute one. What the fuck are you saying? Are you sick? Are you all sick? What is wrong with you today? What is wrong? Did I poison you at the beginning of this episode?

I think he did. I think he's a little too much. Did you say Victoria wasn't good at singing? Are you certain? Like Mel C, people slept on Mel C. She was funny. We're talking about her.

We're not talking about her. We're not talking about her. about the meld. Stop deflecting, you fucking bum. And answer that kind of damn question. We're not even talking about baby right now. Okay. Oh, Emma? No.

We'll get to baby. Yeah. We will get to baby. But not right now. We'll get to baby. Yeah. Stay focused. You know, she was the oldest one and they called her baby, right?

Complete misnomer. That just sounds like some shit they would have said. Well, hold on. How old is Emma bunting? I believe. Here comes baby. hobbling in on her walker on her fucking hover round. Have you ever seen a new commercial?

Hover round takes me where I want to be. Where will it send me? Why do you sound like a wasteus? Because I had to do heard singing the American hover round. Remember the hover round chair infomercials? No. And there's a all. I just like the product.

Dude, there's a hover, the fucking like, you know, wheelchair fucking thing. they always sell to people on like infomercials on Fox News and shit. There's like people talking like, with my hover around, I went to the ground, Grand Canyon. Then there's like one dude in a chair who sings a little did and goes, hover around takes me where I want to be. Where will it send me? And so what I did was I did a little cockney and saying that and y'all don't know. So now I'm out here. I'm look.

Now I look stupid. Blake don't say anything. Just let him sit in silence. Let him sit in silence. Damn it, Blake. He has to own the L. He has to own the L. he has to own that.

Oh, shit. Well, Pahlavi. Gannal, thank you so much for joining us today on the Daily Zikeist. Where did the people find you, follow you, support you, and maybe even give you

more information on planter fasciitis or Vicki Gumbelson. Okay. No one knows how to say your last name. Gombolson. You have to sound like you're swallowing my last name, actually. Gnallelan, Gunnvelson, dude.

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I'm going for, you know, with saying. If you're on it, it's great. Oh, my God. Thank you so much.

Anytime. I'm going to get these feet fixed so I can actually stand up. I'm going to tread lightly. I'm going to get these feet fixed. I'm going to get, it's my Beverly Hills. You're talking like mater from cars and stuff. I'm gonna get these things

First things first Got pumping full air You completely damage your feet You put it like air in you like Oh damn it's my pulse What are the pumpups That Rebock pumps?

Yeah Well D Brown really made them famous Yeah Cina D Brown Yeah Okay I've just been on Twitter Looking at stupid shit and there's a picture that I saved to my phone

because it I was looking you know when you look at something and yeah yeah look at something and then you're like this shit is making me wistful and it shouldn't because of the state of everything there's a there's a picture of Thomas the tank engine and there and he's getting like a part put on him this is at Clara underscore Sjo and he and it's a picture from a book it's like Thomas didn't enjoy his time

at the works. It's nice to feel mended again, he said afterwards, but they took so many of my old parts away and put new ones in that I'm not sure whether I'm really me or another engine. And then Clara Jo quoted, what if the ship of Theseus was sentient? It's not a question I was prepared to grapple with today. Thomas a tank engine, a philosopher of our time. Oh, my God. Blake? Yes. Thanks for hanging around. I just want to say I did come or I just came upon this question. It just said, why Philly has so many sinkholes? Does Philly have a ton of sinkholes? Yeah, it's wild. Like when I, when I live there, it was just the bus could not go anywhere in a three mile radius. There were so many sinkholes.

And there were so deep that they had to stack traffic cones on top of one another. I thought we were done making fun of our feet of my feet. Okay. I thought we were done talking about. Whoops. My feet causing chaos on the east side of this country. Your buses. Polyby was jumping rope around the city. Oh, shit.

Blake, where do they find you, follow you, support you, all that. You can probably have at Blake Lexer at all social media and see me do stand up January 31st at Steel Stacks in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. Oh, shit. that helium in Atlanta, Georgia, and then April 11th. I'm going to be in Philly, running my new hour. And, yeah, a lot of Zyke gang people have been coming out. Met Chandler after my show. Shout out to Chandler, Zyke gang at my show in Brooklyn on Friday.

A couple other people came out. So, yeah, I'll be at all those places. Like I say this all the time, and you're a Liverpool supporter, but you'll never walk alone when your Zite gang. I'll tell you that. You'll never walk alone. I know that. You can find me everywhere at Miles of Gray.

One post I like is, I don't know if you guys saw it in Karith, Spain, there was a festival where a bunch of wheelchair-bound Stephen Hawking impersonators had a parade. And it's wild. They're all singing. Just picture like 15 dudes in wheelchairs. They're singing. They all got the same outfit on. It's just surreal. I had no idea. I'm like, what the fuck is going on? I'm like, is this some weird Spain shit? I mean, yeah, it is. But apparently this was like a group of like these impersonators who got together for the carnival festivities. The American version is when all of those Homer Simpson impersonators got out at Santa Monica off a bus.

Like that really tells you the level of intelligence of our country. Just clean fun. Yeah, it's just a bunch of fucking idiots over here. The dumbest people you'll ever meet. You can find us on Twitter, Blue Sky at Daily Zekeyes, The Daily Zikeis on Instagram. You can go to the description of,

wait, is that a picture of you with Stephen Hawking? Hell yeah, brother. Is that Jeffrey Fee behind you? No. No, that's Gilberto, our lunch guy. Wait, when did you, this is so wild. I went to Caltech, motherfucker.

I know, but what was like, what was the situation? He hangs out at Caltech, He hung out at Caltech for six months out of the year because it's like physics central. And then he would give like a speech. Because you're dressed up in that photo. Yeah.

So that was like a dinner that he had that I went to with like 20 other people or something. And so I think like, I don't know, I was like in student leadership and stuff. But like I think it was just loud. And I was like, let me come to this dinner. But he would give a speech to like Caltech students. And then he would like open it up. His computer would. Okay.

Fuck you. First of all. That's Stephen to me. They same age speech. Dude, he was like cheating like a motherfucker when he had groupies, dude. You thought Feynman fucked. Yikes. Stephen Hawking, my man.

He really had groupies like that? Oh, yeah. Like, and he cheated on his wife. That's why they got divorced. Like, with his, like, I thought it was like with his purse or something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he, uh, with his bodyguard. Yeah.

Kirsten Sinai. Kirsten Cinema was his body guy. Same exact guy. Yeah, his wife sued for the homewrecker thing. Yeah. But he passed away so she had to move on to cinema. That was like, that he gave it one of the speeches that was like, there's nothing like the Eureka moment of discovery.

I would compare it to sex, but it lasts longer. And that's how you know he's a fuck boy. God, man. Yeah, seriously. Like, it's one of those things you just get bummed to you're like, oh. Yeah. Fuck, dude. It reinvigorated me because I'm like, assholes are everywhere, dude.

Yeah, yeah. No one's safe. No one is fucking safe. Hey, guess what? You want to know more about the shit we talked about? Go to the description of the episode where you're listening. And at the bottom, that's where you'll find the footnotes. Thank you, Blake.

That's where we link off to the information we talked about today as well as the song. We're going to go out on what song should we go out on? Look, I was listening to some heavy ass. electronic music and I don't want to, I'm not trying to fucking send the vibes there right this moment. But what I do have is a track called Chill Me Out by the Japanese guitar player Takanaka, Masayoshi Takanaka. And he's like, this is just from that like J-pop, city pop era where Japanese people are like, let's literally just try and sound like funky music from the, from America with our own kind of little sort of like there's just a little lack of seasoning on Japanese funk music.

that makes it sound like video game menu music, even though people are playing and good at their instrument, there's just a little dimension of flavor that's missing. That's just to my ear, I don't know. But this track is called Chill Me Out, because we all try to be chilled out. And this is just a nice, like, upbeat track. You'll smile, you know, do whatever you do to music.

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