The Daily Zeitgeist - Fake Doctors, Real Trends 5/4: Kaitlin Jenner, Teacher Appreciation Day, Liz Cheney v GOP, Cinco de Mayo, TDE

Episode Date: May 4, 2021

On this edition of Fake Doctors, Real Trends Jack and Miles discuss Kaitlin Jenner's campaign ad, Teacher Appreciation Day, Liz Cheney vs. GOP, Pt. 3, Cinco De Mayo, and TDE's mystery release. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I am Jack. That is Miles. This is What's Trending on this. Fine, may the fourth be with you. And also with you. His mercy and earth forever. Thanks be to God. Under his eye. Do you also finish that too?

When you say may the fourth be with you, in my mind I also go, and also with you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. His mercy and earth forever. Thanks be to God. I do the whole thing. Oh, I don't know that part i think that's some shit that he said this lutheran school i went to yeah we don't fuck

with his mercy we're just straight up don't fuck with his mercy uh aaron cerna uh tweeted growing up catholic means every time may the fourth be with you rolls around you say quietly in your head and also with you and with you and with your spirit they they changed it up in such a weird way the catholic church where uh you're not supposed to say p when the priest says peace be with you and also with you you're supposed to say and with your spirit like i think they were just like it's getting too rote yeah people yeah so. So I know what it goes. Yeah. See, they got to make mass.

Somebody's got to take mass electric. You know what I mean? Like when Bob Dylan went electric, like mass needs to go electric. Oh, yeah. That's. I've been to some churches that do that. It's pretty. There's Catholic masses?

Yeah. The St. Monica's in Santa Monica has like kind of a good... A jam band? Yeah, they got a good band. That makes a huge difference. That's allowed at Catholic Mass? I thought Catholic Mass was like intentionally the driest shit ever. I think it is for the most part, but then

you get some cool priests who are like, hey, why don't we... Hey guys, thanks so much for coming out on this Sunday, April the 20th. You get some cool priests who are like, hey, why don't we... Hey, guys. Thanks so much for coming out on this Sunday, April the 20th, you guys. Uh-oh. Oh, puff-puff pass. Like, what the fuck is this people talking about?

Hey, it's legal, right? Puff-puff pass, the collection dish. Exactly. Caitlyn Jenner's trending. She has released her first political Campaign video and it is So Dumb

It's a doozy I mean look I think most people were like No thank you Gubernatorial run from Caitlyn Jenner But I do want to play Because this video is being shared around Where she describes herself I believe as a disrupt.

I don't know here. Just, just I'll play a little bit of it. Getting something out of her. I've always been a drummer. Safe. California was once the envy of the world. We had what everyone else wanted. The American dream grew up here. Oh, wow.

Uh-huh. Okay, anyway, this goes on for three fucking minutes and the turn was make california great again but then they showed but then these unhoused people showed up yeah they just show like a encampment of unbelievable you lose already caitlin because you showed unhoused people and it your first thought wasn't compassion. Your first thought was, eww! What the fuck, right? Isn't this gross? California used to be pretty.

Now it's, ugh. And then like trying to pin that, like look, Gavin Newsom isn't a great governor, for sure. But like a lot of these issues are so much larger than merely being like, Gavin Newsom shut down the state, so we need to recall him. Yeah, and yeah like look he sucks she calls out houses burning down in multiple occasions and the thing like she's gonna stop the wildfires as a republican yeah like with her super progressive republican eco again outlook she's describing herself as a thoughtful disruptor.

In that I've given not much thought to how disruptive this is going to be. It's interesting like the ad opens with her walking through her house like kind of looking like she's on a mission like very purposeful.

She goes to a safe or like something that looks like a safe opens it up i'm like is she gonna get a gun yeah it's gonna be her like gun thing and she's just getting out her gold medal to look at her gold medal right is that just to let them know like wait what hey let them know caitlin you want to see something i had this i used to have this fucking gold medal so yeah the campaign and you know i guess it's happening good luck i know her daughters are like give get me as far a fucking way from this thing as possible oh really yeah they're they do not i think they've made it clear that they are not

going to uh be campaigning for her at all i mean understandably like she's running as a republican and like as a trans woman looking at the how anti-trans their party has been it's already like really confounding it's like this doesn't even make sense but yeah i think this is what i mean look again she has maga people like around her running this campaign so they clearly have some kind of agenda like they they i don't know they must see some kind of inroad or they just figured it's another check yeah well we shall see uh it is hashtag teacher appreciation day um shout out to the teachers who's your favorite teacher shout Shout out to the teacher. I appreciate a teacher right now.

Who do you appreciate? Let's say Mrs. McDonald, Miss McDonald, seventh grade English teacher. Real into the Doobie Brothers, but she was the first person who like... Like she let y'all know? Oh, yeah.

She was like, going to see the Doobie brothers this weekend oh shit but she uh really was like made me like interested in writing and you know just yeah thinking about uh creativity in a way that i hadn't thought about it before uh yeah yeah how about you? Probably Mr. Woolery, who was like my AP US history teacher. He kept it just so fucking real in class. And that made me appreciate history

because everything before that was like a stupid storybook with like a covered wagon on it. And it's like, America. And he was like, y'all really want to know? And I'm like, yes, Mr. Woolery. Because I especially remember afterwards, he's like, you're a good student. It's like, read some Zen.

Read this. He's like, I couldn't teach it in this school. But he would always kind of keep it funky, talking about any sort of given issue throughout history. But yeah, he made history really dope and accessible for me and i can't thank him enough because i don't know what i would have studied in college if i didn't have that because part of me was like man fuck this shit i'm not going to college um like i want to be a fucking entertainer or whatever the fuck but the the voice inside me said unfortunately the game is set up in which if you do not have one of these papers that says bachelor's degree you may be uh

you may have little access to mobility defective person defective yeah exactly yeah so i just studied a thing i really liked and that made college bearable for me and because i was just like fuck it if i if i need to do something like i would love to teach history so i'll just pursue that but bang bang smoke a of weed at the same time. Yeah, yeah. Reach out to your favorite teacher. Yo, I do have to reach out to him because in high school, we asked him if he would smoke weed at our graduation party. And he's like, no.

You know, if it's legal, yes, absolutely I would. I just don't want to run afoul of the law. And I know the bars that my old high school teachers go to. I might just be posted out there with a blunt. Yo, Waller! Get over here, man. school teachers go to. I might just be posted out there with a blunt, like, yo, Wallerby. Get over here, man. Come here, bro. I got this loud I want to set off in front of you.

Let's go. I had a similar history teacher in 10th grade who told us, I'll tell you why alcohol's legal and weed isn't. Because you can get a grow light and grow some pretty awesome weed without marlboro getting involved but can't make bud light in your in your bathtub and i've tried oh boy anyway you want one of my bud lights that i made no he's the guy who was always dipping

to in class but pretending he was slowly sipping uh dude that was that was my uh like when i did improv that my high school that we had a teacher who had an imp like started an improv troop there which shout out to him um mr lawrence but he would always have these lippers in and take the slowest sips out of a diet coke like and he wasn't slick with it because i used to pack lips back then too and i know what you you pinch in your bottom lip for? To juice it more? He'd be thinking, but he's just kind of packing it. Right.

And it's like hand on chin. And then the can, he would be like, uh-huh. And you could kind of hear the spit coming out. Let me see those teeth, man. Let me see those teeth. Hey, why don't you go like this? Pull your bottom lip down real quick. And then he would put the can down.

This shit sounded so empty. And you're like, okay, bro. Whatever. Get the fuck out of here. This is before vaping, you know? Yeah. I wonder if that was a huge... Now all the teachers are vaping in class.

Yeah, let us know. How many of your teachers were packing lips in the 90s and early aughts? Like, as a way to get their nicotine on? Like, because it was more common than i realized like now that i think about it kentucky my english teacher was always like we had her right before lunch break and like she was a different person than she was to classes after lunch break because she hadn't smoked she hasn't gotten her smoke break yet and man she was oh wow she would come in after after lunch smelling like whoo um yeah yeah um liz cheney is trending shout out to liz cheney uh it's getting worse for her yeah uh

mccarthy out here is like i don't think i don't think nobody's really i don't think she can be trusted people are like are you do is this because she voted to impeach the president like she voted to be like yo that was some foul shit and he's like no no absolutely not i want to play this for you because he makes it really clear like why oh sorry and i'll play this for you because he makes it really clear like why uh liz cheney is not quite you know up to the job no there's no concern about how she voted on impeachment that decision has been made i have heard from members concerned about her ability to carry out the job is conference chair to carry out

the message we all need to be working as one if we're able to win the majority remember majorities are not given they are burned and that's about the message about going forward combating joe biden what he's done to this border by making it insecure and anyway he goes on to talk about that but the carry out the message means that she's not in on the fucking lie because she tweeted the other day she was just like the

shit wasn't stolen fool y'all need to catch up um and now we're here so it'll be i mean they're they're clearly trying to turn the heat up to try and ouster her but you know it's weird because we still haven't like they still haven't revealed their next move because they're still on the whatever trump was saying tip like are they just going to double triple quadruple down on that and keep pretending like the election was going like it's i feel like that thing's been juiced for, I think, you know, the height of it was January 6th. Right.

I don't know what else you can do, because even with that sham recount that's happening in Arizona, it's not yielding anything at all, because it's, you know, it's bullshit. Because it's being controlled by the mainstream media. But I think this is where they're at. Like, they're stuck with the same shit shit because they're still

beholden to Trump and they're all waiting to figure out if Facebook's going to be like, guess who's back and can now start throwing shit around again. So we'll see. Yes, we will. Cinco de Mayo is trending because it's tomorrow

and it's your opportunity to be a racist appropriator or not not to do that uh yeah don't do that um maybe not yeah if you want to you know support a local uh business a mexican-owned business how about that uh there you go don't do any you know fucking man i was the american people love cinco de mayo because it's basically tequila saint patrick's day essentially is all it is and like if depending on how insensitive they are it's like oh and we've got sombreros for everyone isn't this quite swell no yeah uh and also just remember this isn't a mexican independence day is september 16th i know this because my birthday is the 15th

and it's always a good time around then uh but this is not this is just it's cinco de mayo but yeah people are you know getting there i think a lot of people are excited it's like half of twitter's like can't wait man i've been waiting too long other people like please don't be a fucking idiot out there appropriating ass and loser right Right. Yeah, I like that idea. Go support a Mexican-owned business instead of wearing your offensive shit on Instagram. Do not be an idiot. Don't be posting some shit. Yeah.

You know what I mean? With your fake mustache. Because I know I'm going to see that shit tomorrow. Oh my God. You know you're going to see that shit tomorrow. It's so unbelievably fucked up still that there's still this... I don't know. I think that's America. You know what I mean? you know you're gonna see this tomorrow it's like so unbelievably fucked up like still that like there's still this i don't know i think that's that's america you know what i mean like this is

america um and then kendrick is still trending because people are very hopeful that he's that that top dog announcement uh but it's about isaiah rashad no has that been revealed because complex has a story that says uh six clues about the arrival of kendrick lamar's new album um they uh oh i think it was like i think he said something about like because that's his birthday or something when it's dropping i think a lot of people were like, Oh shit. Right. Right.

So they, on top of that cryptic announcement, they're saying Kendrick is performing live this summer. So they're, uh, assuming that means something. There's also been these like music video shoots, uh,

in September, uh, a video began circulating on social media of like, it's like, you know, distant footage, but he's standing by a beach and then suddenly he's like lifted in the air by wires while waves crash behind him. And then back in, there's a photo of him sitting at a payphone in LA on the set of a music video since nobody actually uses payphones. in LA on the set of a music video since nobody actually uses the payphones.

And then people who work with him have just been very cryptic and been like, you know, watching him work, you're just seeing him expressing himself in the most expressive way, how he works. I've never seen it before. Just the recording process. It sounds like you've been watching him record or something. Right. And then when asked if the album was coming in 2021 said it might you never know um so we'll see yeah oh

shit he was on big boys neighborhood okay so he's yeah he was something to say but i don't i don't know that i mean i feel like we would have heard we would have heard specifics if he had announced something on there but anyways you you know, we're waiting. I'll be here whenever he decides to drop it. And those are the things that are trending today. Again, may the force be with you. May the force be with you and also with you. His mercy endureth forever.

Dude, his mercy fucking endureth forever. Literally, dude. His mercy endureth forever. Dude, his mercy fucking endureth forever. Literally, dude? His mercy endureth forever. The endurance? Unbelievable. Alright. We are back tomorrow with a whole ass episode of the show. Until then, be kind

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