The Daily Zeitgeist - FBI = All F****d Up! MAGA Movie Magic (BRIBES) 12.02.25

Episode Date: December 2, 2025

In episode 1972, Jack and Miles are joined by by creator and host of JennaWorld: Jenna Jameson, Vivid Video, & The Valley, Molly Lambert, to discuss… Damning FBI Report On Kash Patel, Melania Trump Is Getting Into The Movie (Bribery) Business, Black Friday Was A “Success”, Back To Court For Kevin Spacey, Of Course Netflix Crashed Because Of Stranger Things and more! Keystone Kash Tantrum Exposed in Bombshell Dossier on His ‘F***ed Up’ FBI $40 million Amazon documentary deal for Melania Trump slammed as corporate 'pandering' Melania Trump Announces Muse Films Production Company Melania Trump Announces New Side Hustle Amazon Announces Yet Another Way It’s Cozying Up To Donald Trump Black Friday retail sales up despite economic jitters K-shaped economy and inflation boost Black Friday sales by 4.1% from last year, online spending jumps 9.1% Kevin Spacey to face 3 more sexual assault allegations in London court Kevin Spacey Set to Face Three More Sexual Assault Claims in London Civil Court Kevin Spacey Says He’s Homeless and ‘Living in Hotels,’ Claims Hollywood Exile Would Be Over ‘If Scorsese or Tarantino Call Tomorrow’ Kevin Spacey Clarifies That He's Not Homeless After Saying He Has 'No Home' in Interview Netflix crashes under ‘Stranger Things’ Season 5 frenzy as viewers get served an odd cake LISTEN: Vista by OkonskiSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sorry. Sorry to me. Was that Arnold? Were you Arnolding? That was Arnold. I was ready for someone to do the grape lady. I think that should be Miles' new intro thing instead of, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, it's, yeah, that works, guys, that works like game, that's going to slick back real nice. This is an I-Heart podcast, Guaranteed Human. I'm Kristen Davis, host.

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actress and director Brittany Snow opens up about challenging age bias. Hollywood wants to kind of disregard women after the age of 32. And she reflects on the responsibility of inspiring other women. You sharing your story might just be really small to you, but it might be the story that someone needs to feel like there's hope. Open your free IHeart Radio app. Search Las Culturistas and listen to the full podcast now. Hey there, Dr. Jesse Mills here.

I'm the director of the men's clinic at UCLA, and I want to tell you about my new podcast called The Mail Room. And I'm Jordan, the show's producer. And like most guys, I haven't been to the doctor in way too long. I'll be asking the questions we probably should be asking, but aren't. Every week, we're breaking down the world of men's health from testosterone and fitness to diets and fertility. We'll talk science without the jargon

and get your real answers to the stuff you actually wonder about. So check out the Mailroom on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get. your favorite shows. What up, y'all? It's your boy, Kevin on stage. I want to tell you about my new podcast called Not My Best Moment, where I talk to artists, athletes, entertainers, creators, friends,

people I admire who had massive success about their massive failures. What did they mess up on? What is their heartbreak? And what did they learn from it? I got judged horribly. The judges were like, you're trash. I don't know how you got on the show. Check out Not My Best Moment with me, Kevon Stage,

on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcast. Hello, the internet, and welcome to season 417, episode two of DIR Daily's Nightguise. Yeah. Yeah, it's a production of IHeartRadio. It's a podcast where you take a deep dive into America's shared consciousness through the day's news. We also have a new weekly history version of the show dropping each Monday morning where we do a deep dive into the history of different icons.

So far we've done. Einstein. Perkle and Miss Piggy. Who will be next? For the episodes with icon in the title. And then I'll remember next to them. It's Tuesday. December 2nd, 2025.

You know what that is? I don't. It's Giving Tuesday? It's giving. Oh, remember our favorite tweet. It's Giving Tuesday. It's National Freeders Day. Just add those ellipsies in between.

National Mutt Day, National Special Education Day. World Trick Shot Day. So shout out to trick shots. Shout out to Dude Perfect. Dude. Dude, you know Dude Perfect is owned by private equity. Oh, yeah. They got like a billion dollar valuation somehow. Yeah, exactly.

Like them, Mr. Beast. Hit ping pong balls off of walls and into solo cups. I mean, we should have known when they were like, and we're going to open a giant entertainment facility. And you're like, this is the most private equity-ass idea. I've ever heard. You think people are going to line up to go to the dude perfect ball throwing like venue? Get the fuck out of here. I mean, I mean, like, look, they were doing offering a pretty good deal on season passes if you bought them before the opening. So I will see. Fucking upside down on the, I have to like start calling people to try and sell them season passes.

Hey, mom, is you interested in one of these? Your kid likes this year, right? I got a great per pass deal on a hundred of these bad boys. So I just need to. you to be my downline. My name's Jack O'Brien, A.K. Miss Piggy on Epstein's plane, didn't know she was the first Gie lane. That is courtesy of you. Current to do that on television in reference to the question that we answer about each icon on those Monday episodes, if they existed in our reality, would they have been on the

Epstein flight logs? For Miss Piggy, I think we ultimately landed on probably not, but Fossey Bear is a definitely But, yeah, looking forward to getting our guests' opinion on this question. I'm thrilled to be joined, as always, by my co-host, Mr. Miles Grail. Hey, it's Miles Drake, yeah. Take care of my turkey crimes while I scan the grounds. Take time with my bird part in, and I'll hide till dawn, because my crowds were real. I like to steal.

I'm half the file I used to be. All right. Shout out to Snarfila because I like a little STP in my life. Yeah. You know what I mean? Great yarling. He's top-notch yardling. Woo!

God damn. That was some shit, man. What happened to that guy? Where's that guy? I think he died, right? Oh, yeah, he did. Yeah, he did pass from this mortal plane. Miles were thrilled to be joined in our third.

by a brilliant writer, podcaster, producer, who's written for publications like The New York Times, the New Yorker producer on Everybody's Live, was the co-host of the legendary podcast, Girls in Hoodies, and Night Call, the writer-creator and host of the wonderful podcast, Heidi World, the Heidi Flea Story, and now. And now, Jenna!

Jenna World, Jenna Jameson Video, Vivid Video, and the Valley, which I think the first six episodes are up right now, Anywhere a fine podcast are given away. Please welcome back to the show. It's Molly Lambert. What's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up. How was your turkey event? It was fine.

Yeah. Family, friends? How'd you do it? What if I told you I just watched a bunch of episodes of Pluribus with my boyfriend. Hell yeah. Is that show good? Yeah, it is awesome. That's something about like where everyone's evil or everyone.

one's good, but she's trying to get people to be... Don't even look up it. Don't even look it up. I just watch it. I just remember reading the log line. I was like, what the fuck is this? Yeah, it's crazy. I don't like a thing that can't be summarized in the log line. I need a concept clean and where I know exactly where it's going.

Yeah. And what will happen. Yeah, that's cool. It's cool that Vince Gilligan has been like AI is bad. Yeah, it's kind of about that maybe, too, which is cool. That's kind of. Maybe no spoilers. Also,

yo, they did some weird shit on Google right now. I just Googled that and then at the bottom it said, what are you searching for, Carol? What the fuck is? Oh, that's from the show. Yeah, get the fuck out my face. It's like a tie-in. Easter bag for you.

I don't need Easter eggs right now. It's time for the birth of Christ, not his death. Thank you. Jesus Christ. What are they thinking? Wait, I like the idea that you're against Easter eggs. eggs because it's like sacrily. Oh, yeah, Molly.

Okay, so I want to picture the death of my savior. No, thanks. No, no. Although I will take a little peek under that loincloth. Just to see. The only Easter eggs I'm interested in are hidden in the signs of the cross. Only Easter eggs I'm talking about is after I go six, seven. You feel me?

All right. Are you? Oh, maybe that's what they're doing. They're juggling Easter eggs. Molly, of the icons we've covered so far, Erkel, Einstein, Miss Piggy, do you think any of them would, had they existed the right timeline,

been on the Epstein flight logs? I could see Erkel just being, like, talked into it by accident, and then he's like, oh, no! And then Carl Winslow has to come save him from... Oh, great episode. That is a good episode. Carl's like, I don't like you talking to this, Jeffrey, Stephen. Truly the only reason that we had for him not being on it

Because he was a horny science guy And those guys all seemed to end up on the... Also, didn't Erkel go to space famously? He did, and like, that's my thing is he had a jetpack, essentially. So what he probably wouldn't have needed the Lolita Express. Yeah, Urkel doesn't... I don't think anything Epstein could have offered Urkel would appeal to Urkel that he couldn't generate himself or invent himself.

Like, I bet he was... However, isn't he himself a teenage boy? That's true. Yes, this is true. Maybe he's getting canonically trafficked. Yeah, boy. Damn, he would be on it for the wrong reasons. Yeah, Carl, save him.

That's what AI should be for. If there was, if it was on it, like, uh, cook me up an episode of Family Matters in which Carl Winslow has to persuade Urkel from not befriending Jeffrey Epstein. You see that like people are just using it to do stuff like that. Oh, yeah, you are. I'm always seeing a bunch of fake ass Mr. Rogers episode. That's like all Sora.

is, I think, because people being like... But it's not good, you know what I mean? No, of course not, but... I want, like, real human actor or human writers to write... I guess I'll read the spec script if it was done by, like, you know, Max Silvestri or something. You got to get, like, the... Yeah, we got to get real actors to do things that AI prompts would... That's the next level right now.

Well, Molly, it's great to have you. We're excited here about Jenna World. What's the experience feeling like for you? Give us a little Easterer. What's something that you've learned along the way about Jenner Jameson? Man, we're having a... We're having a great time.

Today's episode that just came out, this week's episode, is the debut of James Austin Johnson. It's Howard Stern. Wow. Really fucking awesome. Amazing.

And, yeah, I don't know. I feel like I'm always learning stuff about the... I think it's hard to ask Molly like individualized facts because they're all in her brain and yeah but I try to have some fun ones just to throw out one of one fun

one is that what they use for fake uh don't say oh god oh bro sorry first talking about Jesus is death and now you're saying the C word all right so they they use setafil face watch oh setafil

yeah which if you've ever seen it does look like that yeah you said it does look like that yeah I use SETafil, and I do always think that, you know, someone's coming into my poem a little bit. Like that thought, that occurs to me every time I use it. Now I'm like, oh, stop. Yeah. Jack, you're a good Christian boy.

I know, sorry. Funny you say that. I was actually just using Settifil this morning. Yeah. Oh, yeah, producer Victor in the test said, he's our boss. Victor, you ever use Sennephill? That's how I open I'm needing. You like Gladiator Films?

All right, Molly, we're thrilled to have you here. We're going to get to know you a little bit better in a moment. First, we're going to tell the listeners a couple of things we're talking about from the news. We're talking about a damning FBI report that's being reviewed by some congressional committees this week. 118 pages, not many of them good for Cash Patel. Yeah. Seems bad. So we've got some fun little details from that.

We're going to talk about Melania Trump's eagerly awaited debut in the entertainment industry, a.k.a. she's being a way for Jeff Bezos to bribe Donald Trump. Yep. So we'll talk about her upcoming, the upcoming documentary about Melania Trump. which I can't, can't imagine what that's going to, like how that's going to be made interesting, that Amazon just paid $40 million for. So we'll compare that to what they usually pay for, like, other streaming things. Sounds like the art of the deal to me, Jack. Yeah, exactly.

We're going to have some good news. Black Friday was a success. Oh, thank God. Fixed, baby. Perfect. And we'll check him with Kevin Spacey. We'll check them with Netflix because Stranger Things once again knocked them offline for a little bit. And maybe even the box office, some Bafo B.O. over the weekend, all of that, plenty more.

But first, Molly Lambert, we do like to ask our guest, what is something from your search history? What a good question that I always forget to do. I love this song, though. What a good question. hold on I'm like I've been looking at stuff and that's what's good when somebody forgets about this one we get the raw uncut yeah looking at literally literally looking through myself and it's like Howard Stern Howard Stern Ghostbusters Blowjob what Howard Stern Ghostbusters blowjob wait Howard Stern Ghostbusters blowjob wait Howard Stern Ghostbusters blowjob

those are two separate thoughts yeah what's Ghostbusters blow job you know how the part in Ghostbusters where Dan Aykroyd, Dan Aykroyd's getting a blowdown from a girl. His eyes go cross. That's right. I, there's a part about that in the podcast today. I forgot about that part.

Kind of double checking, I didn't make it up. I was much of a Ghostbusters too, kid. He was like, that happens, right? Yeah, that does happen. Yeah, yeah. He kind of lays back and then feels his first spectral blowjob and his eyes go cross. Because I was like, it's crazy

that movie is like thought of as being a children's movie but yeah right that happens in it um they're just ripping butts and getting blown by ghosts yeah yeah it's so weird because i have such a childish idea of that movie or childish conception of that in my head then i'm like yeah when the ghost lady unzipped his pants and then he was like wee wow yeah you get it um and then i was reading about okay Here's in my search history. I was reading about the movie Streets of Fire, a movie I've never seen. Okay. And, uh...

What's that? It's like a weird, uh, 80s movie about, like, rival gangs fighting each other. I felt like that would be... There's either a film about dance or dance. It's also a musical. It's like everyone in the... Oh, it is? Yeah, it's like everyone in the future is in a doo-op group, kind of, but it's like the Warriors.

Oh, shit. And it was a big flop, but it inspired a bunch of animas. Oh, okay. Because people liked the weird world it took place in. Oh, okay. Is it like they're singing, they just, like, happen to be singing because that's what people do? Or do they break into song to express their characters' emotions? They're singing because everyone is like in a, in a doo-wop group in the future, kind of.

You got Diane Wayne, Willem DeFoe, Rick Moranis. I looked it up because I heard the song I can dream about. you by Dan Hartman and it turns out That's from the movie? Yeah The fuck That's her it goes That's how I got there

Walter Hill who made 48 hours Another 48 hours And the Warriors Yeah So he was like It was like his attempt to do another He was trying to do another kind of

The Warriors I love reading people talking about movies they worked on that flopped Where they're just like It was a mess Right right right Right But it launched a thousand animas

Yeah launched bubblegum crisis when I learned. It's like the Velvet Underground, but of anime. It's like 100 albums were sold and all 100 launched bands. What is something, Molly, that you think is underrated? Underrated. Uh-oh, I'm looking around my apartment again. Oh, boy.

Shells. Shells. Go on. That come from the sea? Yeah, that come from the sea. Yeah. You're like, you're like that or macaroni. You just pulled that off of like something that's on your shelf that has been my underrated.

Let's do a little show and tell. Let me see that shell. All right, hold on. Let me see this badass shell you think is so cool. She's lying. You're going to be eating your words and you see how cool it is. Let me see. Oh, fuck.

That looks like a, that looks like if you typed in on clip art, shell. Right? Like, this just came out of the ocean. Underrated that show. all right came out of the ocean and there was probably like a clam in it

or something I said correct it yeah my under it just the sea spits out a bunch of like artwork that's like

I mean I see I see my children's artwork and like this is this is like a minus work at worst like the stuff that's coming out of the ocean

every every morning you just go down and they're like do you like it? Yeah worst thing you were able to say about your kids was a minor

Oh, I'm saying that the C is A minus. My kids are C plus, and they know it. They hear it every time they come. Jack, I've heard you use different descriptions in C plus, man. Overrated LED Christmas lights. Let's get serious, folks. It's incandescent all day, baby. Yeah, they're not up to the standards.

And they have, they rolled out this year. There's like a new Christmas light that looks like incandescent. LEDs that look like incandescent, they don't look like incandescent. They're not that good. I was just having this debate with Her Majesty because I really want the retro incandescent bulbs like my grandparents used to have that are like the red green. They're like kind of a little sort of like tear drop-shaped lights.

Big old. Yeah, they're not frying the tree. Colorful ones. Yeah, exactly. Look, the ones that would set a family house on fire. Yeah. And it's funny because there are so many when you look, they're like LED to look like it.

Unfortunately, I lost the debate. Because I was like, oh, God, incandescence use so much more fucking energy that I'll just go with the LED things and just fucking moan about it every day when I walk by and go, you see, you look better with incandescent for the next 40 years since LED lights like last forever. Yeah, exactly. They're not going to go anywhere. You're going to have the cold glow of wildly efficient Christmas lights. Well, it was like one time I got these LED lights to put up in my room. And then as soon as I put them up, I was like, it looks like a laser. tag in here.

Like, it's not relaxing. Yeah, right, right. I get that. Yeah. It reminds me of that year that Melania Trump designed the White House for Christmas. Every year? Yeah, but like that remember the year where it just looked like the ghost of Christmas future. Like it was just like from Scrooge, like it was just so like modernist and bleak.

Yeah, yeah. What the fuck? Yeah. She just unveiled. this year's decorations. I don't know if you saw that. And she, I think, maybe got the note that we shouldn't look like we are

planning the end of the nation. Right. So it's a little bit more colorful this year. Does she get the note that she shouldn't be recorded saying, fuck Christmas. Who cares about Christmas? No, no, she did not get that note at all. Yeah.

That's her old thing. Yeah. She's the best. Yeah. Fucking LED Christmas lights. But I don't know if you saw it. There's a bunch of, let me just show you this picture of what she put.

But there's like fucking butterflies coming. Like there's like blue butterflies. The famous Christmas butterflies. The famous blue butterflies with B-Best scrawl, hand-scrawled on blank Christmas ornaments. Over multiple Christmas ornaments. That's not just like a one-off cute reference to the time that she said something stupid as fuck. She's like, this is the B-Best tree. Look at this, though.

That's her thing, B-Bass. Exactly, exactly. And I just love the sycophants that are like. Like, oh, this is so much better than the woke fest. I'm like, what are you fucking talking about? You don't even know what's going on anymore, person on with the blue check. We might not even be a person. Yeah, I, uh, there's one thing I hate it.

It's woke Christmas. That's, what is that even? I don't know. It's that other people celebrate Christmas? Oh, I hate hearing about fucking non-white people who also might celebrate this shit. I don't fucking know what that means. fucking marries a boy and joseph a girl probably in their nativity scene uh baby jesus they them you know exactly baby jesus is they them all babies are they them yeah exactly thank you thank you

all right molly uh we're gonna take a quick break and then we're gonna come back and we're gonna talk about cash cash money my friend millionaire cash betel I'm Kristen Davis, host of the podcast, Are You a Charlotte? The most anticipated guest from season three is here. The Trey to My Charlotte. Kyle McLaughlin joins me to relive all of the magical Trey in Charlotte moments. He reveals what he thinks of Trey giving Charlotte a cardboard baby. Why would I bring her a cardboard baby?

I was literally, I was like, this doesn't track for me at all. When he found out Trey's shortcomings. I'm kind of excited. talking about, you know, I think he's a guy spends time in Central Park. You know, he's probably, you know, he'll be some surgery stuff, you know. And I was like, all this kind of stuff going on. And they were like, yeah, yeah, yeah, fine. And they said, but he's impotent.

And I was like, he's impotent. And why he chose not to return to it just like that. They came and presented an idea. And I was like, I get, I see it. It's so kind of a one joke idea. You don't want to miss this. Listen to Are You a Charlotte on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. On an all new episode of IHeartRadios Las Culturistas,

actress and director Brittany Snow opens up about challenging age bias. Hollywood wants to kind of disregard women after the age of 32. And she reflects on the responsibility of inspiring other women. You sharing your story might just be really small to you, but it might be the story that someone needs to feel like there's hope. Open your free IHeart Radio app. Search Las Culturistas and listen to the full podcast now. Hey there, Dr. Jesse Mills here.

I'm the director of the men's clinic at UCLA Health, and I want to tell you about my new podcast called The Mailroom. And I'm Jordan, the show's producer. And like a lot of guys, I haven't been to the doctor in many years. I'll be asking the questions we probably should be asking, but aren't. Because guys usually don't go to the doctor unless a piece of their face is hanging off or they've broken a bone. Depends which bone.

Well, that's true. Every week, we're breaking down the unique world of men's health, from testosterone and fitness to diets and fertility, and things that happen in the bedroom. You mean sleep? Yeah, something like that, Jordan. We'll talk science without the jargon and get you real answers to the stuff you actually wonder about. It's going to be fun, whether you're 27, 97, or somewhere in between. Men's health is about more than six packs and supplements.

It's about energy, confidence, and connection. We don't just want you to live longer. We want you to live better. So check out the mailroom on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your favorite shows. What up, y'all? It's your boy, Kevin on stage. I want to tell you about my new podcast called Not My Best Moment, where I talk to artists, athletes, entertainers, creators, friends, people I admire who had massive success about their massive failures. What did they mess up on? What is their heartbreak? And what did they learn from him? I got judged horribly. The judges were like, you're really.

trash. I don't know how you got on the show. Boo. Somebody had tomatoes. I'm kidding. But if they had tomatoes, they would have thrown the tomatoes. Let's be honest. We've all had those moments we'd rather forget. We bumped our head. We made a mistake. The deal fell through. We're embarrassed. We failed. But this podcast is about that and how we made it through. So when they sat me down, they were kind of like, we got into the small talk and they were just like, so what do you got? What? What ideas? And I was like, oh, no. What? What? Check out. not my best moment with me, Kevin on stage on the IHeart radio app, Apple

podcast, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcast. And we're back. We're back. And we talked yesterday about how Pete Hegseth being a total dip shit is coming home to roost

a little bit. You know, they're incompetent. They don't know what they are. or aren't allowed to do, and he committing a bunch of war crimes, that seems like. And now we're getting a congressional report being presented to a congressional committee this week that is 118 pages, and according to people who have read it, skews 80-20 negative in terms of its review of Cash Patel and the job he's doing. It portrays him as a joke. in addition to the public stuff we know

fucking up the Charlie Kirk investigation by treating it like it felt like he was like a fantasy football player like he was just like oh they should do this like they should do this to catch the guy and it's like you're the head of the FBI like yeah it's like if you

if you ask like a teenage boy who played way too much call of duty to be like all right you go out there and you pretend to be the head of the FBI and you're taking over this investigation and you just do all these cliched shit that makes no sense. And yeah, then say things like,

I'll see you in Valhalla. Right. Is that something I believe in religiously? No. No. Actually, no. Just some cool shit I saw in an Avengers movie. Some shit, do like gladiators say, you know.

But we also get an amazing anecdote that I didn't know where when his plane touched down in Utah to, he was going to, you know, save the day after Charlie Kirk was killed, he would not leave the plane until someone found. a medium sized FBI raid jacket who's like I forgot my fucking raid jacket give me yours and then they

he was like this was too big I look like a fucking little boy in this and then once they once they like got him the jacket he was like wait you have like a SWAT badge I want a SWAT bet and so he like made them give him his like their SWAT badges

to put on his jacket right right it truly It just, it feels like it's a movie where, like, a kid becomes the director of the FBI or something. Like a, or like a King Ralph type situation. Oh, I love a King Ralph type situation. But, like, it's like, if the worst guy, instead of the coolest guy, instead of, like, someone who, like, you know, loosened up the monarchy with his untethered wild ways. It's just, like, a really insecure guy who's, like, immediately, like, everyone knows I don't belong here. Fuck.

Fuck, fuck, I'm fucking this stuff. Give me your jacket. Give me your jacket. Oh, God. I want SWAT badges on mine, too. It really is just, uh, was it Vruca Salt? Like in, like, Daddy, I want a golden goose, daddy. And he's like, I want an FBI raid jacket, Daddy with SWAT patches.

All right, Wonka. How much you want for your swap patches, Wonka? Willie Wonka's like, the world is a strange place. What if Willie Wonka was in there on that plane? him, you know. Willy Wonka has Epstein energy. Let's just say it. Oh, fuck.

Willy Wonka would for sure have been on the flight log. Is he bringing a bunch of children to a mysterious destination? Yes. No, those are umpalumpas. They look like kids, man. Does he get his money in ways nobody who fully understands? Sure. Yeah, sure, sure.

The secret is just private equity. He's just private equity investor. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So just some quotes from the Daily Beast write up. A report prepared by a group of active duty and retired agents and analysts blasted his leadership as dismal and warned that the FBI has become, quote, all fucked up and a, quote, rudderless ship under his guidance. It's all fucked up. It's all fucked up now. All fucked up is really. Yeah. They said the other thing. It says one key accusation that the FBI has become, quote, internally paralyzed by fear.

Managers are, quote, afraid of losing their jobs and waiting on directions from the FBI director rather than take. initiative. Yeah, of course. Another detail from this is that he's described by sources as fixated on his personal image, in one case allegedly ordering polygraph tests in a bid to root out FBI personnel who had criticized him. And then this is the part that I loved. An even more embarrassing scene as described in Utah in the aftermath of Kirk's killing when Patel is said to have refused to disembark from an FBI jet until agents hunted down a medium-sized red jacket. A medium size raid jacket. What the fuck is this? And removed

their own SWAT patches to decorate his loaner jacket. Yeah. Yeah. The thing with the polygraph test, it came because people started chatting about how he wanted a gun. And then he was like, what the fuck? He's

like, who criticized me about wanting a fucking blammer? Put him on the polygraph test. Yeah, and here you are. So the next in line, Dan Bongino, also doesn't get away scot-free sources also described bonjino as quote something of a clown and said they strongly believed that neither bonjino nor patel had the experience to effectively deal with top-tier threats facing the country no they're all sycophants and that's what happened cash patel wrote a

fucking book called the plot against the king if you remember after the 2020 election and has been like sniffing around to get a little pat on the head and it came in the form of this and now look at you. You're just a fucking clown. A bit of a clown. The time I hear Cash Patel, it sounds like he's like a blog rapper from the 2000s. Right. Yeah.

Feels like he should have been. Yeah. Maybe we don't do it a little better off. Cash Patel, SWAT team mix tape. You shouldn't have dropped out of Das Racist. Okay. You could have stayed in Doss racist and been just a, just a meme rapper, New York art rapper

turned freak. Yeah, Bongino has also been saying, like, this is a hit job, blah, blah, blah. But the thing that's interesting is, I believe one of the first people to get their hands on it was someone at the post, I think. And, you know, they're very MAGA friendly,

obviously, at the post. So now people are like, oh, you guys are this, are you doing the thing where you're just trying to run them out now? Like, if you're putting this out there and not really defending it at all and be like, well, look at this.

People thinks he's a piece of shit. Yeah. I mean, Trump recently had to deny rumors that he's planning to fire Patel. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's had that phase. Unless they sick the post on you. Yeah, right. Exactly. I wonder what are they going to do? Replace them with like a fucking Teddy Ruckspin? I don't, that's the thing is I don't think these people are as likely to be fired as everybody thinks because I think they're doing what Trump wants them to do, which is like, you know, distract. from him, keep things nice and incompetent so that... Keep morale low. Yeah, keep morale low, create chaos and walllessness,

which then he's able to exploit for increased power. But we were saying yesterday, the thing he hates, though, is people from the outside, be like, these guys are losers. Yeah. So the fact that the public thing comes out that's like, the FBI could be described as like all fucked up. I don't think he optically wants that.

But, hey, I don't know. Who knows what this fucking guy? was. Yeah. I do think the story about him refusing to leave the plane until he gets his jacket is probably the thing that's most likely to get him fired. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, strange things. More information coming through about the Trump family's entrance into the film business. We talked last week about how Donald Trump was advising that, They bring back rush hour. Yeah.

And we were like, hmm, I mean, okay. I'm pretty sure, like, the only movie I've ever heard of him watching is the fight scenes from Bloodsport edited together. Yeah, yeah. But now it's starting to make a little bit of sense. And he loves cats. He does love cats, right. He loves cats.

He loves all, like, 80s musicals. But then I'm like, I was like, why Rush Hour? And then... Look, it's a dorm classic. It is. But I think if things become clear because we just found out Brett Ratner.

Brett Ratner is directing the documentary about his cancelled-ass friend, yeah. Yeah. He's also the director of an upcoming documentary called Melania. Yeah. Oh, Brett Radner's making Melania?

Yeah. I'm like, oh, so he's like, hey, I'll direct this propaganda documentary. That's funny. It's going to look like his Mariah videos. Right, right, right. Can you imagine? You're just like, wind.

Sorry, you can't. You can't see that I'm shaking my hair. The hair is blowing in the wind. Yeah. I mean, it's like, yeah, again, anyone who has a section of their Wikipedia called Sexual Assault Allegations, I'm like, oh, of course you're working with the Trump administration. Look, I will just say it again.

Every time I'm on this show, just give Trump a talk show. That's what he wants. That's why he's coming for talk show hosts always is because he just, wants to be a talk show host. And if we just gave him a TV show, if we were just like, hey, you don't have to be present anymore, you can just be a talk show host, come in this room and here's a camera and now you're on TV. That's like all he wants. Right. Right. Yeah. He wants to do a monologue. And sometimes you can hear him starting to go into the monologue when he's talking to people. Oh yeah. You guys hear about this this this week? You hear about this? You

heard about this? Let's look at some headlines, folks. What? You're doing headlines. He's doing j-walking. It's Donald walking now. I bet you wouldn't pass this cognitive test. Excuse me, sir, sir. One moment, please. What is this? That's a dog.

Fuck, he's right. He's fucking right. He's, I thought it was a gorilla. Yeah, like all the things where he's trying to prove people are like stupid on the street. And he's wrong. He called the gorilla a dog. It is a dog, sir. That's what he wants.

She just wants to go viral. Yeah. So he wants to do that thing where you, like, lie to the kids about their presence getting taken away or whatever. Right, right. It's also funny. I was reading. I didn't realize Brett Ratner moved to Israel in September of 2023. And it says, quote, Ratner is friendly with Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu.

Hell yeah, man. Well, you classic, get canceled move. Yeah, get canceled. Go to Israel. Oh, who is the other director that did that? Tarantino. Tarantino. No, but the other one with the young.

Like all of them. Is Brian Singer in Israel, too? Yes. Right? Isn't Brian Singer in Israel? Yeah. He moved in June of 2023. Yeah, it really is the get canceled and fly to Israel.

Tarantino didn't even get canceled. He just loves Israel. Right. He's like, yeah. Because he married like Miss Israel. Oh, okay. She must have beautiful feet. So the documentary is hitting theaters in January.

I can't think of another public figure who I'm less in intrigued by. Wow, it's hitting theaters? It's hitting theaters. Wow. They're giving it a theatrical run. Isn't that wild? And then, all right, so.

Look, I think she's fascinating because, you know, she's evil. Yeah, like how? But also a victim. But you're not going to get that texture at all from this documentary. No, but didn't it just come out that she was with Epstein? Yeah, one of, uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, one of, whose biographer was it that said that? Was it Prince Andrew's biographer? I think it was Prince Andrews' biographer who was like,

oh, yeah, she was with Jeffrey Epstein before Trump. Yeah, they met through Epstein stuff. According to Michael Wolfe, who's a scumbag and liar. That's what I remember. That really set Trump off a few weeks ago. There's a lot of pictures of them early in their relationship with Epstein. I'm just saying. And there's also stories of Trump meeting someone through Epstein

and then having her installed in his apartment, like a bidet. Right. So she's producing the documentary through her production shingle, which is Muse Films, because apparently Muse was her Secret Service code name in Trump's first term. And they unveiled the logo, which just looks like it was like a direct-to-VHS, like, Robocop sequel, starring Dolph Lundgren. Missed opportunity for B-BEST pictures. Yeah. B-B-B-B-B-P.

But, yeah, this seems like. It has less to do with a passion for a film and more to do with just funneling cash from big tech to the Trump family. Why? Because the Melania doc was bought by Amazon for $40 million, which critics compared to openly bribing the president. So I was like, okay, I don't know how much these, like, the licensing rights for a movie. Right. Typically cost. So, and it's not a thing that's, like, always publicized.

So on Reddit, there's a thread where someone's like, well, you know, it can go back and forth. Like, it can get pretty high. If a documentary that made the festival rounds and got some nice write-ups in the bigger trades, but then never got a theatrical release, that's probably $6,000 for a one-year worldwide license. Then he's like, you know, I know of movies that work well, small national ad campaign, streaming for only four months might get $450,000. And then he describes a movie

that broke out of like the festival circuit and became a big mainstream hit. It seems pretty clear he's talking about everything everywhere all at once. It had a wide theatrical, had cast visiting late night talk shows, won multiple awards. That one got $12 million for an exclusive

one year license for the U.S. I think even without those comparisons, right, basic business sense would say, if I'm paying $40 million for something, I'm going to be getting at least $40 million plus $1 back to turn a profit. It's not like, well, this is just a $40 million loss leader to help bring more subscribers in. And in that math, you're like, there's no fucking way. There's no fucking way that you're going to make fucking $40 million from this. Everything everywhere all at once, which I remember being like a big deal. of, like, who's going to get that on streaming

was, like, almost one-fourth of what they paid for this documentary that I can't imagine anyone's going to see unless, like, some of the shit that Molly's interested in about her, like, comes out. And it's just like, she's, like, evidently in absolute hell. It's just like, this guy fucking sucks. Yeah, it better look like that short film that Barney made in The Simpsons. Or just black and white, you know what I mean? Don't cry for me, because I'm already dead.

Finn. Yeah, it's, I don't even know what it says offers behind the scenes look at the 20 days leading up to the, oh my God, it's, they fucking turned a YouTube video into a documentary. It's just a few days before the inauguration is the documentary. Get ready with me for the fall of democracy. Oh, my God. Yeah, it's a glorified. untold that they're just doing by Brett Ratner. Oh, well.

Don't watch it. No, I can't, I can't wait to have you watch it and tell me if it's worth watching. I'm just, I'm just curious now. It's going to be surreal because we're talking about a person who has famously, like, negative charisma. Right. So I'm, yeah. Or maybe she's just holding back, you know? Maybe she's just like, no.

You know, quip machine. Quip machine, Melania. It's just going to be like 90 minutes of her mugging the camera being like... Right. Yeah, with just voiceover underneath. Yeah, with a huge fan on her so that she's like...

Victor raises a good point. Will AMC do a Malania popcorn bucket for this? Oh, that's a really good question. And what could that be? It would be the I don't care do you. Just that jacket. The I don't care to you jacket. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Or it's just a fucking big middle. finger you could just do her head because her head is pretty like i think her head converts really nicely into any manner of like wax museum type thing because she that she is somewhat like there's not a lot going on in front of or behind the eyes sure if maloney had popcorn bucket it's very scary and i can imagine it yeah because it's like the megan 2.0 buckets yeah exactly yeah yeah But hopefully the Milanian, when it comes with 40-inch extensions on it. It's not just like, you're eating hair, too. You might, like, oh, God, how do I eat around the hair on the top of this dome?

Is it going to be about her or her body double moving on the same? That's my question. You know, there's going to be the fucking weird liberal conspiracy theories after they see this doc are going to be kind of hilarious too. Because, you know, like, she's actually, this is a distress signal she's sending through this documentary. it is so wild just 40 million dollars just a bribe just a straight up bribe to just be like hey we're we're friends right want to be in business with the big guy you know what i'm saying yeah god how will they recover from this all right well speaking of uh wanting to be in business black friday saved all of our asses the big story that's coming through is that black friday retail spending rose 4.1 percent. Holy shit. Dude.

Oh, you thought there was a fucking, thought there was a recession? You thought economic vibes were all bad? Spending up, dog. Yeah. This is a very,

like, there's pretty much, that's like the one headline I keep seeing is just about how it's up 4.1%. Yeah. And then.

Swish. There's no way in then. Don't, well, some people did, granted CNN was pretty quick. You heard Jack. He said swish.

Swish over. That is a switch. Swish, nothing but net, string music. Do I hear a chamber orchestra playing? Oh, my God. LeBron. It's in the refrigerator? Most would add some just like sheepishly.

They'd just be like, oh, these figures were not adjusted for inflation. Because if they were, and you would count for about 3% inflation, activity only went up about a point. That's not a great sign if you're all about all hail, the line go up. But credit to CNN, because they're even like, there's another part about this spending. that isn't being discount, not that CNN was calling out other outlets, but they added this bit of information was that spending from lower and middle income Americans was in decline. Uh-oh. But they pointed out that wealthier Americans are still buying shit like jewelry.

Yeah, they're still doing fine. That's holding it all up. And again, last time I checked most of America is middle to low income. So how does this bode well for the economy? If people are, if people are pulling back on spending. I think that's showing you that, in fact, I don't know, again, like we've said, it's on paper, it's not a recession, but anecdotally, it is. And you even have, like, other economists pointing out that, like, consumer sentiments are, like, in the toilet right now, which is a huge red flag. But again, if you want to just, you know, perform for the administration, you'd be like, it's up this year, despite the tariffs.

Yeah. They're just doing the same thing that they've been doing since the pandemic where the stock market strata of the economy is doing great. They're able to keep themselves propped up by just like making up shit and then buying their own bullshit back and forth. And then everybody else is fucked. But you get to like keep writing stories that it's like the and the market withstood all these difficult things by raising prices on consumers. and then doing stock buyback, stock buyback programs for the wealthy. The, yeah, just like the erasure of, like, working people is pretty wild. To be like, well, you know, yeah, I guess they're struggling.

But the other people, rich people having a great one. They're doing good, baby. Oh, my God. Have you seen the jewelry that they were buying? So nice. Oh, spending's down. How come my neighbor just, he rented a villa for two weeks in Turks and Caicos. Mm-hmm.

Yeah, you think, you think it's. Recession? What about people putting all those Christmas lights on their Teslas? Yeah. I have been seeing a lot of Teslas with Christmas lights on them. Oh, really? Is that maybe like one or two? Yeah. Well, the fact that Molly said, I haven't seen a Tesla with Christmas lights on it. Is it always a Tesla? Yeah, for some reason. It's begot. To soften the Nazi perceptions, I guess. Yeah, but they're those LEDs, so it's unsettling.

Yeah, it doesn't look like, it's not like a thing. It doesn't look nice. It doesn't look nice. It doesn't look nice, but it also doesn't look like it's, like, wrapped in Christmas lights. It's like they've had something done to the car where, like, they're, like, lights that are, like, implanted in the side of the car. Or, like, magnetic or something that can just stick to the door. Yeah. Yeah, probably will. They're, they're, they're, wherever cars or. Just get a Rudolph nose and put it on the front.

No, no, I'll go down Brown Boulevard to see what's up. Yeah, check it out. Yeah. I have to go to the Americana at some point to show my child. fake gigantic Christmas tree. To buy some expensive jewelry? To buy some expensive jewelry because my child stays in Gucci. Down to the socks.

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Molly pointed out that it sounded like we were, I was teasing to a segment where we had Kevin Spacey as a correspondent before the break. He's like, checking in with Kevin Spacey. He's like, underrated, the Americana. Underrated Kevin Spacey. Yeah, it's like we have to warn Zykeying. He's like, look, we are going to go after really desperate can. people to make them go as so low as to give a report on their own wrongdoings on a podcast.

But yeah, we do need those ratings. Yeah. Dude, the Kevin Spacey bump you get. Oh, it's like being on rowing. How expensive jewelry was this Black Friday? We can't let Austin, Texas have all the canceled guys. Yeah, exactly, exactly. The ones I can still act, we have them.

So Kevin Spacey was in the news the past couple weeks after an interview in which he told the telegraph. I literally have no home. Oh, I saw that. Yeah. And this is the direct quote. I'm living in hotels. I'm living in Airbnb's. I'm going where the work is. I literally have no home. That's what I'm attempting to explain. Living in hotels is not. I know. But the headline that they took from that Kevin Spacey is now homeless. The costs over these last seven years have been astronomical. Again, and, like, really has no concept of, like, what people who are struggling have. He's just talking about how his costs have gone up. I've had very little coming in and everything going out.

He's experiencing homelessness the way Kevin McAllister experiences homelessness and Home Alone, too. He's like living in the plaza. I have no permanent home. I just got upgraded yesterday, so I switched hotel rooms. There's that apartment my aunt and uncle have in the Upper West Side that they're not using. Wasn't the house that he booby traps? Wasn't that one of his family members? Yes, it was.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he's really struggling. He's really struggling. For some reason I had it in my mind that that was Brooklyn, which doesn't make any sense. Good to him. I mean, they would do something like that in Home Loan where you have no idea of New York and you're like, wait, wait, hold on. He's staying at the plaza by Central Park and he's getting the fucking red hook. Wait, what?

I'm shocked Trump wasn't like, let's make another home alone. alone, so I can be in it again. That's what we were saying, too. He's in that one. I never liked those fucking kids. I'll tell you what. He used his dramatic statement as a means to guilt filmmakers, Kevin Spacey, like Martin Scorsese and Quentin Tarantino into casting him in a movie.

He said, so coming off of the, I literally have no home. That's what I'm attempting to explain. He said, so my feeling is if Martin Scorsese or Quentin Tarantino, call my manager tomorrow, bro, it will be over. I will be incredibly honored and delighted. You know it. You know Tarantino's like, we got to get him out of there. He's just text him.

He goes, like, WIA. And he's like, he's like, WIA, we're all in Israel being canceled. Right. Also, A, S&Filipix, bro. After the news that Kevin Spacey is unhoused, made the rounds online, he posted a video, getting mad at the media for saying, that he had no home he then clarified

he's not really on the streets but thank the thousands of people who had reached out offering him a place to stay who are these people they're like hey Kevin Spacey you can stay at my house are there sex crimes I guess

yeah thousands of sex crims hey I get it man they're out to get us huh brother I mean have you guys seen the wrath I have a long time ago yeah Dennis Leary like kidnaps him and Judy Day

Oh, yeah, yeah. And aren't they like a, like, bickering couple too? Yeah, and it's Christmas. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yep, yep, yep, yep, yeah. Could do like a reverse the ref. So we should make a movie about how, like, people are actually kind of nasty around the holidays. The holidays can be nasty. It is so wild that he's coming at the media for this. When he has a literal quote to the telegraph saying, I have no, I literally have no home. That's what I'm attempting to. explain yes exactly see i didn't hear any of that part i just heard the part where he was doing like a song and dance review right yeah he's also doing that he's he stays working whether it's what people want from him or not he he loves to show like a one-man show where he uh sings bobby darren and stuff which is his weird obsession he's been doing that yeah yeah but he also made said this lie where he was like i've never sung or danced before and everybody was like we got videos of you singing and dancing like what are you talking about i literally have never sung or dance i literally that's what i'm trying to communicate to you i literally have never sung or dance so he came back with this

real cunty response usually i don't make it my business to correct the media if i did i wouldn't have time for much else in light of the recent articles claiming that i am homeless i feel the need to respond not to the press but to the thousands of people who have reached out over the past few days offering me a place to stay. Let me say that I'm truly touched by your generosity, full stop. Okay. I love when you say that. You're sending a telegram?

Yes. He needs to put out another one of his weird YouTube videos. Let's be frank. Oh, yeah, yeah. And he's like pulling a fucking turkey out of the oven. Yeah. Good Lord. That's what the Melania doc's going to be like.

Right. This is just interesting, too, that he's like. But if she just is revealed to have a southern accident, A lot of direct-to-camera shit. I think there's just something funny, too, about, I think what he's saying is, look, I put that article out to try and get motherfucking Tarantino or Scorses' attention.

Not all you broke motherfuckers. I don't want to stay with your house, yeah. Bro, I'm not that, I'm not down bad that I'm going to fucking stay with you in your fucking little-ass house. No. Directors love going to bat for somebody canceled. Yeah.

They love to be like, you know, He's actually an incredible actor, so amazing artist. Kaiser Jose. Yeah, it would be a shame to withhold his talents from the masses when he still has so much in him. He should call Polansky. Yeah, get the Palansk on the phone. Regardless of his living situation, he's about to find himself in some very familiar settings, a courtroom.

Okay. Because he is going to reportedly face three more civil claims of sexual assault in London next year from three. three men alleging he assaulted them between 2000 and 2013. So, balls in your court, Martin Scorsese. Yeah, come to the rescue for a guy who's still facing more charges. God, damn. Tarantino's calling him right now. We got to make a movie about Petticoat Junction.

Oh, yeah, man. This is what I'm thinking. This is what I'm thinking, Kevin. Like, you're going to do this, man. I'm like, man, man, we fucking see it. I wonder if he, like, changes his voice. like the way he did on BET

but like if he's talking to Kevin Spacey or you know what I mean Oh you're talking about when he was doing the fucking promo for Django Yes that shit was

on One of the wildest Free 2020 white people man Yeah Oh you think he wouldn't do that again Tomorrow I'm like acting like Everything was changed

But the awareness That was there At least more people Of awareness Like maybe I don't do that shit No he's dapping up Captain Spacey, no doubt. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But, like, doing, like, real hood, like, their bloods or some shit. Like, where did you learn all that? And finally, the latest season of Stranger Things dropped. Is it the final season? Yeah. Allegedly. Allegedly. And they did the thing they do every time where on the day that it drops,

Netflix goes down. But, like, they, it seems like it was by accident this time because they were bragging that they increased bandwidth by 30% to avoid the crash, but maybe that was all just. to be like, ah, we can't handle it. Yeah. You fuckers love the stranger thing so much. I think the crash is also like a publicity sense.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Because you want to say, because break the internet. Yeah, exactly. It's buffering. Yeah, ever since like that Kim Kardashian magazine cover, you know, that was like going off like racist propaganda imagery with the champagne glass on her butt, that's been like, breaking the internet, break the internet, break the internet. How do you break it?

break it in this case. I mean, you should break the internet. That's not a bad idea. Now, that's an interesting note. It's also interesting that it always like goes down for 20 minutes in like one specific location. And then it's like, no, that's just Netflix operating normally. Right.

They like, I mean, look, I remember when I was like up in the Bay Area, I saw people wearing stranger thing shit on Black Friday like out like they were like, it's our fucking time. Like it was. I heard a guy at Target say completely. unprompted to somebody. Wow, it's just so amazing to see the world of stranger things come to life. In what, in what respect?

There was some kind of stranger things display at Target. Oh, wow. Wait, I thought he was like, maybe an abstract point about Target. But he just said that, like, I was like, are you a plant? Yeah, I know. Right. Oh, have you guys heard about this fumeke? It's like, wait, hold on, dude.

I've seen this fucking act before. What a, okay. I thought maybe he was talking about that cyclovia thing they did, like, down Melrose or something like they actually took over. Yeah. Maybe he was talking. Maybe he was talking about that. Yeah. He was excited. And I felt like an asshole for being like, man. Just smirking. No, I mean, I get that. No, that's right. I think we were right in the 90s when we made fun of people for selling out. And we've just been increasingly right as we continue to make fun of people for selling out. Yeah, man. Look at what's happened to us. Fandom ruined the world. Yeah. Are you, I've, I've watched all the seasons.

And I watched the last one over that 2022, I remember, because I had no child at that point. Now, I'm like, I just remember, is every episode like fuck like at 90 minutes like it was in that last season? Because that was a tall fucking order. I don't know. I assume the children are all 50 years old now. Right. There have been a lot of, I've seen so many carousels like side by side of being like season one to season now. Season one to season now.

It's a mess. Let me see. The first episode. oh boy yeah yeah this ain't strange i quit on that shit after season one okay they're all one hour 11 57 an hour nine hour 26 those are the first four oh they're just making up times yeah nothing consistent this one can be 57 this can be a little bit what my podcast is like yeah yeah well look the chair company that that's what i'm in it for like every episode was like 30 to 40 minutes tops like so i think some even like came in under 30 minutes

And, like, it felt like they maybe edited some stuff out. Some of it was just like, wait, what? Yeah. But that's fine. Was it Tim Robinson being awkward? Oh, yeah. Fucked up. Or probably just weird bits with the side characters, you know, because they are.

The tonal shifts are pretty wild on that show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, you know, you always knew you were in and you were out. Mm-hmm. I respect it. It was a massive weekend for going to movies. both in the U.S. and abroad. Zootopia 2 did really well, I think, made over $100 million at the U.S. box office, did even better in China. And there's a trend with PG movies doing extremely well at the box office. Like all the biggest movies this year are PG, like Wicked 2, Minecraft, Zootopia, Lilo, and Stitch. Which I have to wonder if other parents are doing the same thing that I'm like kind of leaning towards, which is, just like movies are

better than the alternative, which is like YouTube and all that shit. Right, well now movies feel like vegetables. You're like, oh, you're watching something for like an hour. Yeah, exactly. So everybody just sends their kids of the movies. What are you going to think about it after you watch it? Oh, I'm not doing that.

Yeah. But anyways. I mean, it's maybe a good sign. I wonder if it's just because like a lot of people our age now are like firmly that parent demo also where like they're, They're like, yeah, this is a good movies are great. They're fun.

And just like Thanksgiving, everybody goes to see a movie. Yeah. Last year, Moana, too, did even better. Everyone's stuck in the house with their family. And then they're like, let's go to them. Come on a movie. Yeah. Let me get the fuck out of here.

I was like, let's go on a steam. You're screaming. Dad's got to go for a walk. We went on a steam. Oh, man. The holiday of dads and cousins going for walks. Well, Molly Lambert, such a pleasure having you as always on the day. Ali Zikeyes. Where can people find you, follow you, hear you, all that good stuff?

You can find me at Molly underscore Lambert on Instagram and check out Jenna World. Yeah, y'all. Now playing. We're about halfway through the season. Yeah, you can rent out a theater and listen to it as a podcast and then act it out. Just make meaningful eye contact with people. Those are listening to it. I was like I should do a podcast listening party where I just like play in an air horn to the whole, just do like DJ Clue drops the whole time. Yeah. But yeah, check it out.

Geno World, now playing. Remember to bring, what, what's the soap they use to? Setafel, Setafel, Setafel. Setafel, Setafil, yeah. Setafel, Setafil, Setafil, 21, 21. Is there a work of media that you've been enjoying? Yeah, I'm enjoying Pluribus. Check it out.

Okay. I don't watch a new show when it was on in so long. I'm listening to that. I'm listening to that tip. Ludabus Is it? Is the eye like a fucking one or something weird? Don't even look it.

Just start watching it. Just fucking watch. Just enjoy. Like if the eyes a one, that like kind of freaks me out a little bit. It's a little scary. All right. If the eyes are, oh God, don't tell me this. It's a little spooky.

The eye isn't a one, is it? Oh, boy. Things are a little different right here. Oh, boy. I don't know about this one. Miles, where can people find you as they're working media you've been enjoying. Yes, you can find me everywhere at Miles of Gray. You can also find me talking about 90-day fiancé on 420-day fiance. And coming soon in the next few weeks, there will be a new

soccer podcast, football podcast. I'm doing with Jamel Johnson and Chris Martin. Very funny comedians called Ain't It Footy, where we're mostly going to talk about the English Premier League. I know a lot of y'all are definitely in the fantasy Premier League that I put on. every year. So you'll definitely want to check that out. And it's just going to be it's unhinged talk most of the time. And occasionally it's about soccer. So stay tuned for that. And I would appreciate it if y'all checked it out. Let's see. A thing that I like, oh, this was this one made me laugh and I had to hold on to it. This is just a real I found on Instagram. I don't know who actually originally posted it. But the account is from songs that should not work. And

And it's, this is so stupid and I'm so sorry and I'm so juvenile, but it's a guy clearly, like, videoing someone farting, but the caption is he really hit that note. And here's what it sounds like. Just wicked game. Just too much. He hit the wicked game. He hit the wicked game. In the public restroom. The comment says, all right, that's enough for tonight. you're done the internet all right got to go enough to drink uh i like to tweet from skyler higley who said uh the michiganman is kind of like a greek god in the sense that he presides over tires and which restaurants are good some real mission creep like that powers you can find us on twitter and blue sky at daily zeitgeist we're at the daily zeitgeist on instagram you can go to the description of this episode wherever

you're listening to it, and there at the bottom, you will find the footnotes, which is where we link off to the information that we talked about in today's episode. We also link off to a song that we think you might enjoy. Hey, Miles, is there a song that you think that people might enjoy? Yes, there is a trio that goes by Okanski that my friend put me on to their, like, latest album. They're like a, they're like a jazz trio, but again, I was getting people interested in this. I'm like, the recording, the sound of the recording is exceptional. Like, it's well recorded it's people playing their instruments it's vibe it's very cinematic i describe it as like uh like when i listen to it it makes me want to like walk through a new city and explore and just have my headphones

in that's kind of like what that the energy it's giving so it's perfect driving music perfect taking a walk music uh so this is that one of the tracks from the album entrance music it's called vista by o konski a o k-o-k-o-n-sk-i all right we will link off to that in the footnotes the daily like is a production of iHeartRadio for more podcasts from iHeartRadio. Visit the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. That's going to do it for us this morning, but we are back this afternoon to tell you what is trending, and we will talk to you all then. Bye. Bye. Bye. The Daily Zite Guys is executive produced by Catherine Long.

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