The Daily Zeitgeist - Got Me A Bottle

Episode Date: March 25, 2026

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or wherever you get your podcasts. Despite the rumors, we did. not canceled the podcast because of the Carabal Cup final result. Okay, I just want to address that up top. Okay, we were dealing with other things going on and had nothing to do with trying to hide in shame based on that disastrous fucking result on Sunday that was so fucking preventable. Anyway, hi, welcome to ANAF footie where we're talking match week 31 to Champions League and maybe the fucking Kerrubo Cup final.

I don't know. Either way. We're sending it around to sum up everyone's feelings on the last week of football. Jamel Johnson, give me words, phrases, feelings that sum up how you feel. And I'm not crying. I just, I sat on my nuts earlier. That's why my voice sounds like that. That's all right, man.

Either way, whichever nut you sat on, it's okay. You know who it comes to mind? The brave hearts, bro, Uchi Wali. This man, Man City really, really fucked our Gucci, man. They fucked our booty. man. They really turn me out. We look like, fuck you shit, bro. And fuck it. And peps out there getting fits off

now? Yeah. I'm devastating. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No way to hide that. No way to hide that. And thank you for that honest assessment because I felt like coming on here and coping and being like, no, it's good. I'll eat that. I'm eat that. Bro, I almost. Fuck all that.

I almost stayed in New Orleans and lived in a pit, man. I filmed a video in front of a, uh, I saw that. Open hole in the ground. Yeah. You said how you will not, you will live, you will continue to live in the pit until we live silverware. And that's why the show is late in the first place.

I finally got some Wi-Fi. I'm linked up. And the pit. Some nice pictures in the pit. Yeah, exactly. I got a little, I got a little decor going. It just took me a next day. And I'm sorry to the fans.

This is Jamel Johnson, the United Man. And I, I mean, I'm the Arsenal strands. And that's what I. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But except you're living in a pit. I'm living in a pit. Doing something most of the world can relate to. Chris, Martin, how about you?

Carabawi, owie, mommy. Mommy, howie. Caraboui, owie. Carabou y'i. That sounds like an ice cream I want to eat. That does it. Yeah. I've never seen a caribout drink in a store in my life,

But it is an energy drink, I believe. That's what I heard, yeah. But only ever hear it associated with this competition yet to see it in a store. But it's the only drink that Troy Dini drinks. He doesn't drink any water. He's only drinking carabao. That makes sense. He looks like his breast smell like energy.

Exactly. But yeah, you know, that sums it up pretty well. And also just sidebar, I have had diarrhea since Sunday. I know if it's related. Fuck. The fact that you've surrendered that information voluntarily without prompting or provocation, I'll say it is relevant and it did absolutely have everything to do with Caravow Cup. Mate, Pep did it.

Yeah. Oh, he's reaching for his butt right now. People don't see this right now. Chris is reaching back at it. At a funny moment with it where I was like, I think I'm over this. And then my body was like, why did you do that? Why did you just continue? the brat diet, bananas, rice, apple sauce and toast.

Why did you have a Gindaloo? You went for a Ginnis and then a Vindaloo. Yeah. I felt a bit like weirdly. I felt a bit like Arsenal. I didn't play the game in front of me. I tried to play. Didn't, you know, actually, unlike Arsenal, I was a bit too adventurous.

And I should have, if Arsenal, I don't know what I'm trying to say here. I get it. No, Raya is the bananas rice and toast, and you said, no, let me try a little. Let me try a calimocho. Yeah, let me see. Red wine and Coke. Exactly.

And in Pais, Pais, Baco. For me, mine, I got, look, you harking back to some lyrics, Jamel, so are mine. For early 50-cent mixtape listeners, you might remember this one, because Hennessy sipping, got me a bottle. Got me a bottle That's what the fuck We're on right now The bottle came back I thought we put the bottle down

And it feels like fucking You know like when We can all relate to this as people And marriages Long-term relationships You know like when you're trying to improve yourself As a partner And you got certain foibles

You're trying to like yeah You know what? And you can admit You're like yeah I could You know what I could do better at that I could do better at that And you do real good And then every now that you totally fuck up.

And you're like, fuck. I fuck that up, babe. No, that's me. That's all me. And then you have a good run again. That's how Arsenal's been every time we have a loss.

So I'm hoping what happened Sunday was our fall moment. Yeah. We slap ourselves on the foreheads. We look in the mirror. We go, what the fuck was that, man? Get it fucking together, man. You're lucky.

You're lucky. Did I sleep with another person again? again. Well, okay, mine was about leaving dishes and shit out and not clean up itself. Confusing brown sugar with light brown sugar. I wasn't thinking of the books.

That's okay. That's okay. And look, love the idea of something. Come as you are. Fuck. I slept with another woman. What, babe?

Ah, shit. What happened? Oh, no. I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure I fucked somebody last week. That wasn't you. Shit. God damn it.

Every time. Every time it happens. I'm so sorry, baby. You know what? Hands above my hands. Yeah. You got me. You're right.

I definitely didn't cover myself in glory with that one. Yeah. So look, we're going to get into that and the Premier League because trust me, you know, for as much as I was down in the dumps, at least I got to watch other fans be so full. up about their team too. So it wasn't like everybody was winning this weekend. So for that, I am thankful for the universe for ultimately somewhat bending towards the positive. But I guess before we get to the Carabelle Cup, last week when we recorded, we hadn't even seen the Champions League ties. We got our second legs in and, you know, around the league, first of all, just that Barcelona, Newcastle result, 7-2 in that second leg was comedy gold. It felt like

they were just, I mean, they were. They were scoring goals for fun. And Newcastle just had no way to cope with it. Then we also saw Liverpool beat Galatasarai 4-0. Spurs somehow won a match. Now, I guess this, I mean, this does count. They lost the tie, but they, okay, they said won in the Premier League. That's very tough.

But they did win to win. Yeah, yeah, perfectly tough. Yeah. And then also have Javi Simmons have a brace and then to not start them in the Premier League match. It's like, what the fuck are you doing, fool? we'll get to that. Elsewhere, Liam Resignor, he's, bro, you're getting found out, dog.

Yeah. The fraudulent behavior is being exposed. Bubba sparks, cue Bubba sparks. They're fucking ugly, ugly. Three nil they lost. City also crashed out, which probably helped motivate them to care about cups since they had

really not much to play for right now in terms of what they're used to, you know, competing for at this point in the season. And then Arsenal, you know, we had a very wonderful result against Leverkusen as a with a fucking, I, oh, that goal, I was watching that on a loop constantly. It felt like we haven't, like, it felt like one of those individual brilliance goals that we haven't really scored in a long time. We're like, bro, he just turned and burned. And that was it.

Good fucking night. And then Declan Rice with a nice, tidy little, like maybe half volley. or he just ran on to it maybe for his goal. Yeah, he caressed it. Yeah. Caressed goal. And look, and that had us feeling good going into Sunday. As they scoring a beautiful goal.

We were like, okay, look, we got some momentum going. Now's the time for what is, what was the biggest match of the season so far. That is 100% the most consequential match we've had this season was the Carabelle Cup final. And then we found out that morning, or like about the day before, four, as there might be a doubt, timber was out, Odegaard out, and we're like, okay, I think what were we saying before? We're like, yeah, it'll be cool, you know, Habert's up top with yawk. That, that, that might be something interesting.

That might render something interesting. It, in fact, did not. Fucking, as a fucking tenderism in his fucking calf. They said he's out four to six weeks. That's what I'm saying. Like, what the fuck, bro? I think it's, yeah, because he, um, when he's, um, when he's scored that goal.

He, he, he was so cool in this celebration, but he meant to grab the badge, but he was just grabbing. Grab the middle. Yeah,

yeah. And that's the celebration gods they come from, you know what I mean? Yeah. I was a little bit like, bro, you gotta know where the badge is at.

You know? He just, because there was at one point he clocked that he wasn't, he wasn't actually holding the badge and he tried to slide. Yeah, he tried to.

Yeah, there it is. And I meant, that. And I meant that. You know what I mean? You think that was maybe that that sent some some energies out into the universe. I mean everything about it.

He probably got hurt on the kick, bro. Everything about it says I'm actually hurt as fuck right now but I did the coolest thing I've ever done. So I got a one run where we suspect he probably did it. But luckily for us, there's three weeks until we actually

play in the Premier League again. Okay. But that doesn't matter because if he's out four to six, then he probably will make it. Hopefully that means Odegaard will be back because I think that was one of the big things we really saw in that Carabal Cup final. Without like a technical

Yeah. Know-how. Creativity. Even still, I mean, it was classic us, especially for this year because we had a golden opportunity five minutes in. Yep. Yep. We got a guy one-on-one with a backup keeper

two saves off the motherfuckers' chest. I will say with the backup keeper thing, right? Trafford. He wasn't supposed to be the backup keeper, but Pep is divorced Pep. Right. So he bought him, was like, he's not quite good enough

at stopping goals. So then he got done a rumor. Whereas Arsler's backup keeper definitely was a backup keeper, which is a pathetic thing to argue about. But it is slightly true. I do actually think it was Pep, I think, just out

actually just out managed Artetta, I think I'm to say that. 100%. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The old master didn't want to let the student win. But on top of that, though, I do think that the drop-off to Kepa, and not even just his, like, error, I was, like, watching it going,

he's not, like, terrible at kicking, but, like, Raya is so good at... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Knowing how to pass the ball out from that, and I think that was a massive part of why Arsenal and then he just then he just did a thing that just reminds me of when I played as a kid where you just

go. Heaps. Yeah, yeah. In America we call that, okay, fucking butterfingers. Butterfingers ass Keppa, when that shit oh my God. Why not punch? Why not punch? Why not go out?

Whatever. Whatever it is. Just fucking catch it. Yeah. Just fucking catch it, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. They didn't teach you, get your thumbs in like this. And if it's up high, your thumbs are in. It just went right through his hands. Nico O'Reilly just right place, right time,

just dug it out with his head and put it in the back of the net. And then scores fucking four minutes later. And this was crazy. So for me, right, I saw the first half. I was unfortunately the, not unfortunately. Like we had scheduled taking my kid to Disneyland like for a while out. And I'm like, fuck, I still care about a cup final. And with me, like I was referencing at the top of the show, I couldn't do that thing where I go, oh, shit, babe, I'm so sorry.

I can't go be part of this family memory. Yeah, yeah, not for the care about, man. But also, either way, I was like, I was confident. I was like, you know what, if I can see the first half, I feel like I'll have seen enough to give me something to just, like then I can just do the completely distracted dad looking at the phone every five minutes type shit. then we get there. I was following along with the text updates. I put the phone down for literally five minutes, and I picked it up,

and it was too nil. And that's when I texted the both of y'all, and I was like, what the fuck just happened? And yeah, I think Chris, you just said it was kind of like Kepa doing Kepa tings,

I believe, was something along those lines was what I heard back. Yeah, and it was, it was a terrible in the Karabal Cup is quite fantastic, actually.

Have you seen this breakdown of what he did? It was like he in finals refused to get subbed off for Mendi, I think, was it Mendi that year for Chelsea? Oh, yeah, yeah. If you just get the list of Kepa in the Karabakh or at Wembley, it's like that he, I can't remember those three things he's done. And this is just like sums up, Kepa. Right. I didn't know you could refuse. I just, sometimes I think about that when I do stand-up.

I'm like, if I don't leave the stage, like, how long until the cop's dumb? I could probably do like 30, 40 more minutes before they, like, really try to get me out of there. I mean, I think he has something like he's lost every final he's been in or something. With Kepa. Which he's actually been so bad that he's broken the search engine on this AI chatbot. I can't even properly hallucinate an answer here. AI is just like, the guy sucks. You guys feel in the details.

He's like, wait, you're really asking about Kepa, bro? Yeah, bro, he's washed. What the fuck you want? This is the thing that really was fucking me up because I totally get as a manager, you got to take the fucking keeper who got you to the final in the final. Like I understand that logic.

And I also get that that's a bad advertisement for next season when we kick Keppah's ass to the curb and we try and get somebody who actually could also feel like less of a backup type backup. If we don't give them the faith of being like, yeah, bro, and you got us in that cut final, and that's all you, no one's gonna fucking sign.

Like, no one's gonna be like, oh yeah, I want that game. They'll be like, bro, I might play. So I see why that happened.

But at the same fucking time, I'm like, bro, do not give ourselves the best chance to win. But I guess when I say that, I do still feel like, if I was a manager,

like I still, like as a man-ager, you know, someone who's man aging, aging men managing them, I would have done what Arteta did. Because the other side of that is after that, you can just look at him, bro,

motherfucker, you think you to play after that shit? Exactly, it's over. There's no more. But I don't think Keeper was looking for time anyway. I think his deal... Weta is what I say. I think Keppa's deal was this. It's like, listen, bro, you're getting the Keppa.

You're getting the Carabelle and a few of them early F.A. Cup games, bro. You know the, you know the drill. Yep. But a lot of people shocked Arteta didn't play Raya because Arteta is such a like going to win. and he was, and then him and quite a few people, like, it was a terrible decision, but I, like you, though, actually think it was the correct decision even with what happened because he's got such a big squad, right? And maybe I'm just overly thinking this, but like, what message does that send the rest of the squad if you're just like the guy? And then the other argument, I guess against that is like, well, Norgard didn't play in the final. Like, why is the goalie different? And I don't know, I just feel like, what message does that give the rest of the squad? We're like, if you guys, you know, a person. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I just feel like, what message does that give the rest of the squad? Like, if you guys, you know, you know, a. I don't know. I. I Trust you to a point. Yeah. Like you deserve something.

But we'll see. I still think it was, I get away. Also, we don't know what's going on in the dress room. We don't know what he said. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

It was tough. And then again, tactically, man. Like, again, we're used to being some kind of press, playing out the back, breaking the lines because of the press we're getting from like the opposition's front three against our back. line and they were just like they did like some shit out of like an action movie or like a where the underdogs

are like stop we're not gonna press and then the bad guys are trying like what the fuck do we do they're not even coming at us what the fuck is this and I think that was another point too where like maybe you pull a fucking

Igor Tudor and hook Kepa to be like bro if this is how they're gonna fucking play we actually do need David Diver Ryan here to like to actually play through this Because Kepler isn't that great with his feet. I mean, he's fine, but not as good as David Raya is. And then also, once they weren't pressing to allow those opportunities to kind of break the lines with passes, we just had to keep going long.

And that was like, that, like Nathan Ake, Kusanov, O'Reilly, they were like, bro, perfect. Because we're mopping this shit up every time you hoof it up the pitch. And then we'll get the ball back. Just to sort of some levity. Nathan Ake, what a handsome man that guy. It's just brief. We just take a minute. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah. That guy's, he's just a beautiful. He looks like a Disney prince. Yeah, one of the best looks that a guy could have. The Dutch, the Dutch have the hottest light skins. Easily. You know what I mean? Easily.

You got Memphis. You got Virgil. You got Nathan. You know what I mean? They're all, like, Virgil looks like this dude who used to live on my grandparents' block named Rico, who I remember very well. And he had, bro, he had a fucking perm, but he had to, that shit pulled back so fucking tight.

I remember, this is like my, from my grandparents' neighbor in 1988. And I was like, man, look at Rico's fucking hair. Is that your first love? I don't know. I just remember being like, God damn, bro. Like, Rico got it going on. Which is fucking slick, man.

Because, you know, like, there weren't many people rocking that perm still like that. But in California, that was still like a late 80s gangster thing. Like, you still have people kind of put the straight hair pulled back. And Virgil reminds me that. Anyway, Nathan Ake, beautiful skin. You know, beautiful skin. Beautiful.

They're so well hydrated. That's because he came in and, you know, Diaz was injured, so they had injury issues as well, Manziti. And then Yoc Perez and Habert. So I want to take the ball of his beautiful man. He just deserves it. This guy looks like Eric Andre kind of mixed with Edgar Davies. You know, I don't know how to quite explain it.

But, yeah. We didn't win any, we didn't win any aerial duels really. We just didn't win any jewels. We look like shit. We look like shit. I think kind of fury should have come in for it in Capio as well. You know, is a...

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. His yellow card definitely blunted his aggression. I thought they let Bernardo Silver do kind of whatever. I was shocked he didn't get a car any cautions. I am never shocked by that man not getting a guy. That guy,

I think, because he's small and looks like, you know, splinter or something. Because it looks like a make-a-wish kid or something. Yeah. You know what I mean? The ref never...

They're like, this guy's too small. more. We can't give him a yellow. He, it's like, it was funny that he got sent off that week, finally for something. But yeah, he's, he's a very good player, but is just, has like an invisible cloak on him or something.

He never gets to be. That isn't why else nor lost. I think we just, just lacked people that could control the ball and then plus, they, I mean, psychologically too, we, we, like, we looked, we played like,

we, like that this was the least important final for us of the season. Like it felt like it was kind of there was a casualness to it. And then the second things weren't going according to plan. That was one thing where I'm like, damn, like some tactically, Arteta can be so rigid. Where I'm like,

if this is how they're going to defend, then like, how are we adjusting rather than be like, I don't know, man, just brute force it right through their very like waiting for that trigger for the press to happen. It was definitely tough watching. And Saka too, I don't know.

I need you to get that hamstring, right? I don't know what the fuck it's going to take. That's another kind of big, big question mark I have, like wondering when he's going to come back to full form. And even with Haverts too, to your point, like he had a fucking great chance. And usually we're like, we can, Kai shows up in pretty big games on some level.

Or like when the chips are down, he kind of pulls something out. But I think he's still coming back to full fitness. He hasn't really had like a full 90 where, You're like, oh, okay, there he is. And yeah, I think all that stuff just went against us. And, yeah, again, just outclassed tactically, unfortunately. I'm bummer.

You know why I'm bummed for real? Hmm. The fucked up Disney Gooners, man. Guys, we got a new Instagram that we were going to debut after we won the final. We got at Disney Gooners on Instagram. I have, he was at the park in a saliba. He had the pink-sibah. I have my pink Bournemouth saliba.

I call it the born Miss Saliba, because that's when I really started feeling like we were about to do something. And I'm not joking, bro. Did a motherfucker in a Pluto costume laugh at him? Like, did the... Just like live off his D characters. Did the fucking hands-on belly?

Pointing. Uh-huh. I was like, what the fuck? I'm like, it can't be about my fucking shirt. And I was like, and I don't know if I'm just that insecure. No, it had to a bit. There's no fucking other reason, bro. The motherfucker knew.

Then I also, there were so many, there were two people mumbling about city around me. One guy was like, City's coming. Cities, city's coming for you. And I said, what? And this guy was like,

cities coming for you guys. And I said, this was that story book land? Where was this? This was in Carsland. Okay. I'm trying to fucking have my son take a picture with fucking Mater. Yeah,

they get aggressive at Carsland. Now there's a, yeah, I can see that happening. This motherfucker folded so quick, because he thought he was, like, he was just going to mumble and I wasn't going to turn around. I turned around. I go, huh? And he goes, cities.

City's coming for you, you guys. Like, he said, it was like a lot less hard. And I was like, I said, man, who do you support? He said, Chelsea. And I went, ha, ha. Are you for real? And he's like, whatever, you know, like, we'll be back. And I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with you?

Get your ass out of radiator flats right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, man. before I call the fucking sheriff on you, okay? Because he will come get your ass. Yeah, it was just a very, very dark time. And I wanted to be so full of joy. But you know what is fun about wearing an arsenal kit in public after you've taken such a terrible L, like publicly?

Is that I've been wearing arsenal kits for, what is it, since 2002? So 24 years on the fucking set. I've had people laugh at me wearing an Arsenal kit for a long time. So it was interesting because it reminded me of the old like the peak banter years where people are like, oh, Arsenal, cool, dude. And I was like, no, we're okay. It's all right because this is who I rock with. And I think this loss just stung so bad because I believe so much in this team right now.

And I want to act like it doesn't fucking bother me, bro. But this shit is killing. like watching the highlights and seeing how fucking flower it's devastating. We'll be right, though. I'm not going to lie. I did. I thought, but before the season started,

I was like, we'll definitely win the Carabat. We're going to get a Carabat. Yeah. Maybe that's it, you know? I've never seen us win the Carabarabar Cup. Yeah,

I've seen us bad losses there. Yeah, I think because, well, we lost 2018 and then 2008, fuck against Birmingham. Remember that one? Ooh.

Chishelny and. Showny kicking, who kicked someone in the leg? Showny kicked Juru or something? Juru kicked Shammar. I think it was, yeah. Back when it was a Carlin Cup. But that was like, that was also a devastating, oh, wait, no, 2007, I think maybe.

Is that when they were wearing the say white to racism jerseys? Yeah, it's 2007 when we lost to Chelsea. Yeah. Say white to racism. That's what the Stokin was. It was the FAA Cup, but the same white. It was no more red because of all the knife crime. Knife crime.

Yeah, yeah. Because a knife crime. Yeah, yeah. Because men were getting chinged down. Oh, I see. Arsenal never won a game in it. So now men are getting stabbed against. Yeah, we're stabbing's back in order for us.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stabbings are back and they're better than ever. And Arsenal got past the fourth round of the FA Cup this year. Do you think it will derail Arsenal's season this year? No. I think the month off, you gotta say no, man. We get every. And we played so bad, we looked so bad.

A bunch of key players got off of international duty. Yeah. Saliba was like, bro, fuck that. Because what Saliba said fuck no. Obviously, Eza's hurt. Oedegar, Gabriel. That's the part where they both know. They're like, bro, I'm not fucking around.

I'm not getting a hamstring or something doing these internationals when there's fucking seven games left. and I could fucking be doing something so important in my career. And I respect that because we need that. We need that. Should we talk a little bit before we wrap up this about Cherokee? I mean, we should say that Nico Riley scored two. I mean, the first one is two goals.

He didn't seem that when I'm in the interview, he's pretty deadpan about it. It was just like, yeah, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, mate, it's pretty cool. Just so, like, you know, just such a 21-year-old modern footballers. Yeah, yeah, no, you dream about doing this sort of thing. I was just like, wow, mate, you. Yeah, sounds like a nightmare.

Right. And then, but Cherokee doing the kick-ups, and then Ben White just going, no thanks. And then Cherokee on the floor doing that funny, I was pretty funny, to be fair, where he did a little pose, pretending for the injured. I mean, it was like, that's... It's a memeable.

But I will say this. I think you saw Pep's reaction to it, and I think I was listening to Arsenal Vision and they mentioned this, but I had the same thought. Pett was like, mate, why have you done that,

Ryan? Because that is the easiest team talk at the world for our, you know what Artettes is going to, guys. Oh, yeah, he's loaded that up. Oh,

yeah. He is going to. Loat. They have a juggalo in their team, guys. Yeah. A juggalo? He is going to show so many turkey edits.

Guys, insane clown posse, guys. He's a juggalo, guys. Okay? He's with shaggy tutob, guys.

He was just at the gathering of the juggalo's, guys, in Michigan, guys. They're drinking fagal guys. Okay, we're drinking fago guys We're drinking grape fago guys To be juggalo's also Okay, we're gonna put the face paint on guys

You're gonna look like Violin J guys You're Violin J, you Kepa, you actually get the fuck out Keppa, but David, you're gonna be shaggy Okay, perfect And then you're gonna say things like magnets How does that work? Remember that song, guys?

In St. Clown Posse? Okay, yeah, the other thing with the Arsenal Final Oh, did you see Holland Post with his little trophy? And he was like, be humble, man. Be humble with his little careful. Be humble. And I'm like, first of all, bro, they, Gabriel and Saliba had your ass on ice like demolition man.

Bro. You were Simon Phoenix. You were, you wasn't coming out until they thawed you. And then you want to fucking hold the cup. Shut the, man, go, go upload some YouTube videos and stop and stay not scoring. Fuck, bro. Everything gets me so pissed up. That shit, I'm like, you didn't do shit.

That's so true. You should only be able to celebrate if you had a meaningful contribution in the game. Yeah. Your little head of the one over the bar first off, not good enough. Yeah. No trophy touching. And that was crazy. That was our first loss for the first time in the last seven meetings against it. one, two, we've drawn four.

And now this one is the 10th time Arteta's lost to City or Pep, really. Arsenal this season have failed. I've said we've not beaten, I mean, I guess we beat Chelsea and we've beaten Totten. I mean, Totten, don't count. But like, we haven't beaten City. Liverpool, yes, yeah. And both of them aren't great. So, I mean, got to do it the S-EAD.

It's interesting, though, is it a sneak preview of the tactic? But the thing is Pep will just change what he does. our test will change where it does, but I mean... It's interesting to see how other teams look at that and begin to go you know, if you're Southampton, if you're Newcastle, you're West Ham.

I think Ryan makes a big difference if you have in there, I think, and then I think I just mean, I guess like with the press to see how we're going to play out from the back to. I think can knock it over people. Oh, right. I thought you're saying Ryan. No, no, no, no.

Yeah, David Wright. But yeah, we'll see. The problem is you need, I think O'Dagoni, especially as they're out, a lot of the attackers have been in in that form and it is like, it's kind of amazing that Arsenal are doing so well with like no really, not really

a functioning attack. Yeah. And we've been doing this for two seasons. Victor, mate. Victor was Gene. He didn't even, he didn't even get his jeans on. I didn't seem to do anything. He left the tags on him. Button flies. Big time. Yeah. Exactly. This, he was wearing raw

denim. Some straight off the rack. Stiff 501. Stiff. Bro, he has he has blisters all on his legs. Yeah. Running in those shits. Yeah. But, well done, Pep, I have to say that. Actually, they just, they bossed it.

You can't say that at the no. They bossed it. That's the thing. As much as I, like, being a fucking biased fan, like, I can't say anything bad. Like, they fucking, they stuck to the script. It was successful. We didn't have a fucking response for that. Luckily, dumb motherfuckers aren't in the Champions League anymore, and we only got to play them one more time in the league.

However, we do need mentally. And I think that's the only silver line. I have is that after every, there's only our fourth loss this season in all competitions, that after every loss, we've gone on to respond pretty well. So I'm hoping, let's

take this one and put that in the fucking tank and get it going. We need Pep's wife to come back, man. He's starting to get comfortable alone. It's true. Yeah. Bringing plaids out. He's wearing plaid shit. He's dressing like he's on fucking adults. FX.

Nigger, he... You know what I mean? He's found a bar he liked. Yeah, I know. I know. You know what McKell knows his ex as well. So that's a. Yeah.

Hey, I need them on my favorite. Could you imagine? Hey. Hey. What's her name? Guys. Christina. He's gone up.

Hola Christina. Saint Califiori over there, man. He always got his fucking thighs out. You know what had me pissed? The next day after the game, what is Adidas post? What is Italy Adidas football? Post. Fucking

Colfiori with his thighs out again. Yep. Not the time. I was wondering what, I was, I was wondering what the Arsenal like, like memorabilia store, the fan store would put on sale after that.

Because usually like after something they're like, hey man, check this new shit we got out. Right. Although they did put that out right before that faces and places collab, which did actually look kind of nice with the little angels, the cherubs with the cannons. Did you see that shit?

Yeah, I saw that shit, man. We've had like, not, I'm not joking. We've had like something like four, like 30 different merch collaborations and then like the last year. So many. Well done. We're rooting for a fucking clothing store, man. I know, right?

We're about to be Pacific Sunwear FC. We're going to pull Smith to win the league. Yeah. All right. Oh, but you know, I was going to say, Fartre is really going to be fucking with him. He'll hire Pep Guardiola's ex-wife, Christina Serra, as an assistant coach to be on the bench for that match.

Setsyera. Yeah. Oh, set piece set. And just looking over. Sepi, yeah. We'll do anything, man. We'll do whatever it fucking takes.

All right, man. Let's take a quick break and we'll be back to talk about other shit that doesn't upset. More of mine. Who knows? We'll see. We'll be right back. Getting ready for a game means being ready for anything. Like packing a spare stick.

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Between Jimenez and Maguire, just lazy at, like, they were like doing professional fouls you do like at midfield on a counterattack. By me like, hey, where you going, motherfucker? Just grabbing them, but hooking them by their shirt or shoulders. Both the most cynical fucking fouls,

like not even trying. I was like, okay, you might as well just have kicked the ball on your own fucking goal. That was my main sort of angry moment. Did you think the one on Ahmad was a penalty as well that led to the sort of Ryan Christie goal, the first goal for Bournemouth?

I mean, when I saw the first one, because I didn't actually see it the slow motion. At first I was he like, oh, that's a pen. But I didn't see, was he really trying to make a meal of it? Or did the breath just completely blow it? It could have been a pen. But they think he was, I think he just, got, because he's small, like,

it's a classic, Ahmad's little, so it's like, a little guy is not strong enough, but I was like, I could have been. And then, and then the fact it then led

directly to a goal, is always quite funny today. It's quite well, and the VA has to check a foul on the other team from about 25 seconds earlier, but it's borderline. It's that classic one,

but I think Carrick was kind of right. He's like, you're not going to get two penalties for the same kind of thing, back to back. But, man, you're getting a little,

bit of that like kind of playing well but getting, you can't win every game basically in the print. And you're not going to get every decision, but yeah. They're currently in third right now. Just six points off of city. One point ahead of Villar. Brighton, two, Liverpool, one. Speaking of fraudulent activity

from a manager, Arnie Slot, what you've got? because it ain't much up top. What are we thinking? Is he? Is that his head? Yeah, yeah. I just had to kind of do a little free-form jazz rhyme there about his ball in.

Also that he's, I mean, he seems to be terribly mismanaging this team. Or like can't get a tune out of it. For having pretty talented players, I'm surprised. But defensively, a fucking,

like, mess. There's certain things you can't do anything about. Yeah, that's true. My son's favorite footballer when he's 20 will be Danny Welbeck because you'll stare at. Banging in goals. The guy is immortal.

I love watching Danny Welbett. Is there any more likable player in the family? Danny Welb? I can't imagine anyone is annoyed about Danny. Even, you know. Even when he's scored against us and celebrated since he's left. And I've been like, yeah, all right. You know, I'm not really mad about it.

Like he's not all, but like, I've always thought very highly of Danny Welbeck. So I'm glad to ask. Why they won't let him on the plane, man? Put that man on the plane. Yeah, Thomas Tuchel's in his DiCaprio phase right now. He's like, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hold on, turn around real quick.

Yeah, no, I'm cool. I'm cool. Oh, did you see that quote, though, where, like, Tuchel was being asked about Max Dowman? and really gave him solidly, like, I'm glad Tuchel is the England manager. He's like, look, dude, this kid is fucking undeniable.

But he's not getting regular minutes. He's going to need regular minutes. He's also really young guys. And for him to get called up at that age, that is going to put so much attention on pressure on him that at this age, he does not need. And I don't want to see him in America this summer at all, man. You know them American teens is going to get a hold of him.

He's going to get into opioids. man. Yeah, he's going to be on a fucking... No, he will be. He'll be... What are you saying? It's going to end up like the movie kids. No.

I thought it was going to be like Colin in Love Actually where he's just going to open his mouth. It's going to be British. It's going to be American girls. Oh, yeah, yeah. No, no, we are good. If he came over here, the American teams would be such a terrible influence on him.

He will be doing wheelies on a fucking dirt bike wearing a shiasty. Yeah, man. Look at like a Baltimore. more youth. He just comes on looking like like a goth or something in next season of Arsenal.

I could you imagine. Yeah, he's got painted nails and he's got like an A, like the an annexing A. Strait his hair and shit. He got turned out at the American mall. We made him got got got a got on accident. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. He's like, I just found out about this shop called Hot Topic.

And you're like, oh shit. He's got jeans that just fit so badly. Then they're not the right. They're not the right way. Like so tight? Like too tight? They're just not the right wig. They're too baggy. They're too baggy. He's wearing a basketball shirt. He's wearing a basketball shirt, which only works on Americans. It looks ridiculous on a British guy. Oh, when you say shirt, you mean jersey. I mean a jersey. The tank top. Well, see, that's our first top. And he's got, he's got a wristband on. He's got a wristband on. He's got a backwards baseball cap. And he's got the worst tassie you've ever seen in his arm. Yeah. No, he looks like a cop.

And he wears out a night out. He wears out on a night out with his girlfriend. And you're like, what are you doing? You're wearing a mesh tank top at this Italian restaurant. The fuck is that? Yeah, mate. Luca Donchich. Lakers, all right.

Mint. With his little pistache. This little crustace, baby. Max, yeah, yeah. But I'm glad they're looking after him because, look, we saw what happened with the O'Walkout when he got called up to that 2006. World Cup team. That wasn't great. But also,

I mean, Theo had his own limitations anyway. What do you think about Arne Sot, though? Time to go, right? Yeah, he's about fried, bro. He's done. You think, well, I mean... I mean, they're going to let him finish the season. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think there's a... Toddnum is so bad he's going to get to finish the season,

but... Oh, comparatively. Yeah, yeah. I mean, look, bro. They're like, I'm... I mean, we're only a few points off the top four, so... Exactly. Come on. Give me some. It's bailing her mouth crazy, but... It is crazy that he's like won the league and then a lot of the fans like. But I think he's a bit unlucky in one respect that they didn't get any defenders that they needed. I mean, Frim Pong, I guess I guess they got Frim Pong and Kirkca's, but they didn't in the spine rebuild.

Yeah. But it doesn't look like he can kind of get them as weird because Artetta sometimes has the same complaint, can't quite get the attack to function. But Artetta is so good at building from the back and solid like fundamentals until he gets to the box. But Arna, he's like even last season. not saying this in hindsight. I was like still kind of watching them going like, I still don't go.

Most out of had like one of the greatest seasons any players ever had. Yeah. This tactic was very much like he scores. But I never watched him last year thinking like, wow, you're like tactically brilliant. But it's, they're looking.

Yeah. They've got that plus a lot of players who, you know, Isaac injured is unlucky, but just a lot of players. And Eckate game got injured. Mm-hmm. He came off injured too.

We'll see what happens there, I think he'll go and I think Jabby Alonzo will replace him is my, my prediction. Yeah, it was always that was always the fantasy signing,

uh, was like him going from Leverkusen to Liverpool, but he had to take that stop in Madrid in L. City, uh, and really be like,

oh, fuck, bro, I'm not built to try and teach all these play vibes, well with these guys. Yeah, yeah,

yeah, no, not, that's not what I do. To your point, like at the time, we didn't realize that there was such a reliance on Mo Salah

to get where they got last season that this year, when he's not performing, and they suddenly are like cracking it up into different pieces. You're like, okay, I see. There's a few different things going on. But I think, yeah, he's definitely, I think there's just a lot of momentum from Klopp leaving that he inherited like a squad that was just like rearing to go

and got a tune out of him there. But this season just, yeah, not so much. And the Jota thing too, I think can't be discounted. But I'm not sure what quite his vision. Because it feels like he's kind of like 10 hog, where he loves signing Dutch players too. When he's like, why, no, these, players in the air to visit and you're like well hold on

probably yeah there's a reason why they're over there brother you know what I'm saying leave him you got to leave him there don't he's like he's like a British guy on holiday he's gone straight he's gone straight to the English pub he's going to the Irish club he's having a fry up he's having a fly up and he's not speaking of English ah bienvenito a Cancun and they're like

where's O'Reilly's pub where's O'Reilly's pub where's the football on I don't yeah I don't want to I want to live on my exact culture and a different culture. That's all I want. He's doing the team talks in Dutch as well. Right.

He's showing them really hardcore pornography instead of Yeah. Yeah. Like scarily aggressive. Guys, you want to see some Dutch pornoes? They're like, oh, fuck, no, not like that. The thing is, I also, too, like, whenever I've been on the continent of Europe and I see one of those Irish

pubs, like in Italy or something, I always hear it's like Brits, Ozies, and then like a couple loose Americans. Ozzie's also, I feel like they find their way into those pups too. Oh, yeah. They just want to fucking scream all the time. Yeah, mate. Oh, yeah, mate.

I'll just want. All right, Ken. I want a couple of pints of peace. Yeah, mate, we've got proper piece. Yeah, ladies, you're going to chuck it in a dumper. What the fuck? Did you just say, bro? Speaking of fraud managers,

Liam, Rossini, Everton 3, Chelsea Nill. They love losing. by three goals this week it seemed like. They lost three nailed at PSG. And now to Everton, Beto, I think, Chris, did you call out that first goal? Hey, that first goal.

What's a high deed, just little chip that was. Yeah, just dinked it over. He was like, let me just get my foot right under that shit. Good luck with that. I was Garner with that great, great pass. Sanchez, bro. Okay, so this, what was it? I remember us texting about this,

because I think Saturday, when that match was played, Jamel, you're like, Chelsea getting bonked right now. Chris, you're like, the man aged them too old. And then he said, watching highlights and having a dog shit keeper

really limits your ability to be a top team. I still think it's funny when you said, I'm watching highlights and having a dog shit. Whatever that was. Yeah, because there was like a line break. Yeah, the way my like notifications

cut it off, it just said, watching highlights and having a dog shit. And I was like, what the fuck is he? Huh? But, no, Robert Sanchez, true he is he's having some kind of mental crisis uh worse than keeper or just as bad as keeper

no he's worse that like in the first beginning oh yeah beginning of the match like when he tried to fucking play a pass slipped on his ass and then did the panic kick to try and get the ball away like a fucking four year old fighting with his like older brother like yeah hey hey like slashing at it i was like this is not a good look for you and then for that bed oh goal he was like between two minds like if he had his shit together you knew garner was going to try and play Beto on. So are you going to come out to sweep that shit up? And he was like at the, if you look at his body angle,

he was so fucking like, he's like, wait, am I going back? Oh, fuck, I mean, it's time. Very, I don't know, very, very Sanchezian goal. But that doesn't take away from the fact that Beto had a great finish. And then the second goal was like some goof troop shit, just right through his hands and legs. And you're like, and then he like tried to fucking, like, it went over the line.

He like sweeped it out, even though across the ball. He's like, Oh, there's nothing sadder than a goalie throwing her in there and desperately trying to claw it, but not quite clawing it. Yeah. Claiming they did. Seeing a few of those.

Seeing a few of those in my day, I will say. And it doesn't feel good. But yeah, we're senior, man. They have just, by the way, enjoys, enjoys it was absolutely. Oh, that was fucking unbelievable. And also couldn't have been easier for him to just cut in on his right foot.

I was like, are you going to give him all that space? You're basically saying, look, bro, I got a, man, this game's already gone, man. So whatever you're going to fucking do is go ahead and fucking do. They literally, Everton could catch Chelsea in the league. That's true. Yeah, it's weird because obviously Arsenal played them in. I was like, it's weird that when I, last week, and I was like, oh, they've got like the second or third best away record in the league.

And I was like, I can't remember seeing them be good at football this season. Like, you sort of don't really, they sort of sneak, they've snuck up. They either win or, I feel like they win and lose an alternate week, and I always watch them on the wrong week. But, yeah, that's actually kind of a massive result. Listen, yeah, they're two points off, Chelsea. Buddy, they're three points off Liverpool. Right, yeah. For a Champions League spot.

That's crazy. Has Everton ever had Champions League? I know. That's a good question, actually. Well, I mean, in the European. cutback in there, but not in recent memory. I don't think they've been near it.

Sneaky, sneaky crazy. They got into the qualifiers. They came fifth under Moise, I think. Yeah, it was on many odd years ago, right? That was our last, the final Highbury season. Crazy. Was, yeah, and then they lost to Villarreal in the qualifiers.

Also, how long is Beto? How long has Beto been playing? He's doing Miami-Lebron celebrations? I know. Has he been around that long? Well, hold on. Hold on, hold on, hold on.

I know people are saying that's the LeBron's not, but let's be, let's really give it up to the fucking God, Nick Van Axel. Okay. Originated to bring the roof down. That's what that shit was. Nick Van Axel is the one who gave us.

And Jabari, I know you're there, producer Jabari, producer of this show, lifelong Laker fan. You know what the fuck I'm talking about. LeBron has also said, he has acknowledged

Nick Van Axel's influence in that too. So I just want to say, I got to be a mentally ill Laker fan. All right. I say, shout out to Beto. Yeah. Nick Van Axel does also sound like a

like a character name from Demolition Man Oh for sure Yeah for sure He was right next to Simon Phoenix In the freezing in the cube area Exactly Yeah

Yeah Nick Van Axel also sounds like Like a beautiful Dutch light skin player too Oh sure Yeah Hazel eyes Yeah Oh yeah The green eye band

Can't stand it But yeah Yeah I don't know I guess maybe Beto's just Really into basketball or something Because that's his That's his thing Because he's probably at this point,

I think Beto's done it more than LeBron has actually done it. Because LeBron's pretty sparing with that. He doesn't do it all the time. He does it when there's like a real, he's doing it really punctuate something. But Beto also looks so much older, too. I'm like, he got one of them old faces. Oh, yeah.

He's any like, how old is he? 20. 28. Actually, now he looked his age. Yeah, yeah. I thought he was like 22 or some shit. That's awesome. This guy smoke his cigarettes.

But again, with Chelsea, how long is there a senior's deal? Didn't they sign him to some diabolically long deal, like six years or something? No. Yeah, it's something six and a half years. But he's probably on like, it's like, because he's got an internal promotion. He's on his old way. Like, you know what I mean? He'll be on his.

Yeah, yeah. They're like, oh, yeah, we're just putting you a different department in the company. Yeah, you're the intern and you get pretty still on the intern money. Oh, yeah, the bullshit is promotion. of all time. It is interesting for the title race though because Chelsea, they were looking okay under Rosini and then they suddenly

looked terrible, partly because they're a keeping situation. And then their next games against City isn't it? And I was like, I think Chelsea will take points of them but, I mean, if you're going off this weekend, I'm like, no chance. Nah, mate. They'll just... City don't even need to put the four men in front.

They'll just put ten men just standing, just staring, staring Sanchez when he's got the ball. and he'll just like, like, just chat, just pay himself. Yeah, he's knocking. A little doo-do in his shorts, for sure. Yeah, looking like a bunch of people at their first Dutch sex show. Not knowing what to do, just staring.

Is this the show? What are you supposed to do? I don't know. I've just stood around and they say, sir, can you leave? Yeah, I'm like, sir, can you leave? And I'm like, all right, my bad. Ah, shit. I did it again.

I did it again. I went to a dot sex show. I went to a Dutch sex show. just stood there. I was there to spread the gospel of Christ and saved these people. And I just ended up watching being aroused. Again, God damn it, Lord.

I mean, sorry, I didn't mean to take your Lord name and vague. Oh, shit. But apparently, Chelsea have just, they come out and they said, hey, man, we're backing them. We're backing our guy. Because I think at the end of the day, they don't want a manager with an opinion. You know, and that was the thing with Moreska.

They're like, this guy talks out of turn. He's not fucking opinions on how a football club should be proper. run. Get him the fuck out of here. Get in a yes man. But according to the telegraphs, Matt Law, Chelsea believed that Liam Rossinier has opened a feedback in constructive criticism and are confident that he can quickly learn from his mistakes. Chelsea did not choose Rossinor who signed a contract until 2032 from Sister Club Strasbourg as a three or four month appointment and we're understanding of the fact that he needs time. Well, the nice thing is his mistakes are so obviously dumb. It's not like you got to think too hard. Hey, don't do that dumb huddle shit.

stop whining like a little bitch all the time. Do you think like, so Artetta and him, I think, have similar sort of modern ways of motivating and, you know, just little things. The difference is, I think Artetta, like, like anyone, even like I'm into sort of quite woo-woo stuff. But I'm very careful. I mean, I'm mentioning now on a podcast to thousands of people, but I'm very careful who I say that. I'm not just going to be like at a party and be like, guys, you know, if you just believe something's already happened, it's going to happen. Because they'll just be like, okay, can we, can we just get this fucking guy?

I'm going to believe that you've already got this party, mate, because that's this British guy. Who's this British guy telling me self-help shit? Yeah. Get him the fuck out of here. He's come in with the self-help. He's coming with respecting the ball. By the way, funny that Everton posted God, after the game, like, robbing the ball. respect.

Respect. But he's coming, but Artetta won the FAA Cup. And then the documentary came out a year or two later. And then you're like, all right, this guy's showing pictures of light bulbs and stuff, but he's already won something.

Whereas Liam, Liam's coming with the chat with no results or nothing tangible. So he's done it the wrong way around. Yeah. I think also too, like Artetta, his path to this point,

he's interacted, intersected with far superior talents and minds tactically than Liam Rossignor, I mean, like last time I remember him was when we were playing Hull in the F.A. Cup final in 2014, and he played on that team.

Whereas, like, Arteta's, like, played with Rangers. He played with PSG, Everton. He played under Venger. He's worked with Pep Wardiola. Like, he had, like, he's had a journey that's really, I think, shape how he looks at things. And so he was like, man,

just give me the opportunity to start working this shot. Rasiniar to me just comes off as like a copycat. Like he was like, oh, that's a way to do it. Yeah, be vibey. But he's not putting the real work into it. But again, we'll see what happens. I mean, this could be one of those things where Chelsea hangs on to a manager for way too long

when like the writing's already on the wall. So this could be, this could be entertaining. But I do hope maybe you get a shock result against City. That'd be fun. Let's take a break. And we'll go into the comedy block of the show where we talk about Sprint. and some other fun stories from around the world of football because there's a lot of funny shit going on right now.

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I was saying this is their fucking Super Bowl. Nottingham Forest, Spurs, what's going to happen that their positions could invert based on this result? Apparently, before the match, I don't know if you know about this, They were like 10,000 or more supporters, like welcoming the warriors to the stadium to fight valiantly for them, to not humiliate them again, to maybe get their first Premier League win of 2026. And it couldn't have been scripted more Spurs-like, I've got to say, based on just that Morgan Gibbs White goal was so fun to watch because Poro got just absolutely burned on the wing. and the ball was just like rolled into Morgan Gibbs White. There were like two defenders who were defending fucking Casper, the ghost, like not doing shit.

And it's just a real easy tapping. Although I mean like, you know, Vicario also did not too great on that one either. But yeah, they lost three now. I got to say, I don't know what's the deal with Tudor. I don't know if they can sack him now. But there's still like the amount of people who are just like get rid of him now. don't know, again, we don't know who the fuck there. I saw Tim Sherwood, he was on Sky Sports,

and he was like, yeah, I could probably keep him up. And, like, he was kind of like putting himself in the shop window. And then when he was pressed, he's like, no, I probably wouldn't do it. And his little puffy. His little puffy, that's what I remember about his time. That little puffy vest. Oh, yeah, his manager vest.

Yeah, that's what he got. I think we call it a jillet in the UK. It was jule. Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes. We call that the downliner. But yeah, a gillet. We call that a gillet.

He had to get it on, you know what I mean? I just don't know after that, right? And that result, getting handily beaten by Nottingham Forrest, that puts Forrest on 32 points. Tottenham now sit on 30, one point above the relegation zone with a West Ham team that has managed to actually get more points over the last five games and Spurs have.

Like they've actually had a win in the last five in a couple draws. I don't know. I mean, like, part of me just thinks somehow, just because how cruel the universe will be, they'll deny me a Spurs relegation. But they, I honestly don't know where it's going to come from. Like, everybody looks pretty fucking checked out. My favorite part of this is every game Tottenham play,

they get scored on by somebody who they tried to sign. Right, yeah. That's just a cute little detail to this whole run. I'm holding on to it's tasty morsels I don't know how Javi Simmons didn't start this match I feel like Chudor again is like

God had to have been hurt dude you know we I mean bro we every time somebody has a good game for us they gotta go to the fucking ICU yeah it's true yeah it's true actually the curse he seems like he's doing the Amoram

technique of just how do I Amram kept doing that every week I was like what are you doing you just like keep tearing it up and doing it. It's like you want these, the pay packets for getting fired are too high. Like, it must be

a decent pay packet. And then he's like, he's done that amazing thing where like he could have been fired two weeks ago and you'd be like, ah, but he got the draw against Liverpool and then he did the little result against the athletic of no pointless. And like, okay, okay, let's keep this guy. And then 3-0

and the six-pointer, oh, they've got to fire him, but I don't know if you... Again, like, who do you... Like, surely you just throw loads of money at deserve it and just get him in for the loss. That's why I would do. But I mean, that's what, I mean, that's the one everyone's fiending for. But the fucking lust over Pocitino has not ended for those fans.

And he's also been saying cheeky shit. Pachitino today to the BBC said he misses English football. So, listen, bro, if you'll coach America, you'll definitely coach Spurs, man. You don't give a shit about winning. For real. You know, like, Patentino. Yeah, that's true. What have you done?

What happens to the numbers of the Spurs influences that's obviously very funny watching them? Like, you know, what's the guy called expression? Oh, come on, buddy. Yeah, X. They're down bad. Does anyone watch them when they're in championship? They'll just be like. No.

No. They're getting, they're doing numbers now just because of me watching all their shit every week. Like everyone like there's, we are Tottenham TV, those two dudes. Yeah, the brothers. Yeah. Yeah, they got a whole set. shit. I'm like, bro. I don't know who the fuck is paying for this because y'all look like y'all don't work.

But I love it. I love that for you guys. It's them filming themselves, being sad and then uploading it. Yeah, it's always them. Oh, what's up, guys? We are talking TV. Yeah, just lost again. I don't know even what to say anymore. And like the last one, I was watching their last sort of

video diary after the result against Forrest. And like, the stadium security is like, like, guys, you got to fucking go. The match is over. And like the one brother's like, please we're almost finished we'll leave right now we'll leave in a second and they start talking and they're like

and you can just hear this steward be like please leave now please the match is over and it's all right we're getting kicked out we're getting kicked out I guess just like we're getting kicked out of the Premier League like he said it all passive aggressively to the Stewart I'm like that's not the fuck that's not the owner don't put that on him

don't put that on the Stewart he just want to go home free tickets free tickets to watch a bad scene for probably for their grandkids they're like I don't even like the football is for my family. So, yeah, it's bad. I mean, Deserby is one that's getting a lot of talk. I just don't know how you lure someone into this situation right now.

Because it's like, what, deserve to be like, okay, bro, we'll give you the kiggis to the castle. What if we go down? Well, then you will, yeah, you will manage them in the championship next season. And then we will go up. No fucking manager who's serious about their career is going to be like, yeah, bro, I want to fucking, I want to play in this. I want to manage a championship disaster club next year. Yeah, I guess you got to find whoever's got a gambling problem or some severe debt issues or like some alimony. Yeah, it's Ari, man.

Ari. Yeah, he loves the police. Come on, man. He just does the whole thing of coaching out of his car window. He doesn't even stop the car. He goes, I work on it. He pulls up. Yeah.

Pulls up to the pitch. Arm out the window. All right, Romero. All right. just takes off. It's like, what did he say? Christian Romero has said he's going to play like seven times as hard. Like he's going to give like 3,000 percent for these last few matches.

Oh, cool. So what was you given before? If you had to quantify where you're at. Was that 100 percent? Yeah, that was like 200 percent. So I'm going to give 400 percent now. Okay, bet. Okay, cool, cool.

Yeah, they're playing Sunderland, who is hot off their tiny weird army win against Newcastle. So I'm sure they're not. Brobie with the winner. Yeah. Took his shirt. I love a player that just takes his shit. He's like, give me the yellow and it's worth it because I am shredded.

What is his God is the greatest? Is that as he would? I think it was on his shirt. God is the great. Yeah, not just God is great. He's the greatest. The greatest. He's the greatest.

Oh, man. It reminds me of soccer a.m. Soccerette. And every time the socorette would come on and they're like, Andy Goldstein, like, and all right, Tina, how old are you? I'm 22 years old. Oh, it's a great. age.

There's a greatest age. Whatever it is. Fuck, I've done it again. Ah, fuck. Sorry. Ah, I've debased myself again on television. I've been creepy. I've been creepy.

I said a 19 year old was the greatest age. Oh, fuck me. Oh, bloody hell. The greatest age. So aggressive. That show was, God. Yeah, that show is a real time capsule. to a love of

LAD culture. But there was always the greatest segments Jamel, this show soccer, they had third eyes where they would always show some weird shit you didn't catch. Usually it was like Yergy Love,

the German manager, even footers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shit like that, scratching his ass, sniffing his fingers. And then they would do showboat every week, which was my favorite

where they showed like all the techers, fancy dribbling skills. And that was always like Adele Chorab highlight tapes when he was playing a QPR or some shit. Anyway. great tings but Tudor I don't know man

and I just don't know like who like what the nature is it's like do you accept that you're going to go down with Tudor or do you think you can hook somebody else in because someone just has to get these people to fucking believe and I just like clearly Tudor walked in and the Tottenham dressing room

was like a bunch of badass kids who are just not listening to a substitute teacher and he can't get control of them and they have no respect to him. Do you reckon it was like some people in an arm around the shoulder some people sponsor. I feel like he came in and it was like, you're all terrible. And they were like, oh, I really wanted

someone to tell us, we were good right now. Someone, yes, I really wanted free cake and yeah, the Harry read that, just play 11 aside with no training, but he's coming and you have. Right. Failed me. Mm-hmm.

Just like an old angry king. What they need is a manager equivalent of what Samuel L. Jackson's character in one 187 was. Okay. For people don't remember the film 187, Samuel L. Jackson plays a teacher who was stabbed, okay, by gangsters,

and then becomes a substitute to L.A. But by that time, he's seen everything but God. Right. And he's the wrong fucking one. He's the wrong fucking one to fuck with. They need Samuel Jackson from 187. I don't know how it was to,

I don't know how to put this. That's what you need. The character Trevor Garfield. Or just, just Samuel L. that would that would confuse if you actually got Samuel Jackson they'd be like

this is I mean this is this is that feels that we're at them he just goes just yelling at them just shouts about stuff being like just quotes and movies like yeah yeah someone help get these buffing

they just they actually do quotes and he does them and they get some really jeed up for the game right like if he just did Jabari just said from the chat he said but in characters gator from jungle fever yeah it's either that

or Jules from Pulp Fiction when they go to the apartment. Like, he needs that energy. Tasty bugger. Oh, no, please. I mean, listen, hold on to your butts also works here. Yeah. Cigrant dangling. But I want him to be like, what does Igor Tudor look like?

What do you mean? Does he look like a bitch? He's like, I don't know. I can just, that's what they need. Someone to scream, say fake Bible verses, smack the shit out of somebody, call somebody flock of seagulls to make fun of their hair cut. So much, so much can be done. I don't know.

And again, why are we helping Tottenham out with these ideas? But I do think Samuel Jackson from 187, that's what you need. And that's the only thing that can solve this. I don't even think, do you even think Pocitino could do it? Yeah. I think the feel good factor of him being there would actually edit. Yeah. But he's not going to do it.

Obviously, he's got the World Cup. So that's completely off the table. Maybe next season if you stay up. But, yeah, I mean, like, because that's what all the fans are like, We need somebody who understands what the club is. But it's like, I mean, what is the club if we're going to be honest here? You know, this is the history of the Tottenham. That's a great question.

We're a clothing store. We're a clothing store. They're a stadium. They're a live music venue. They're an NFL and live music venue. We are Pacific Sunwork. We're a clothing store for sure. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. We're a hype beast clothing store. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe you've seen a better Better store manager. All right. Random stories from around, around and around.

Let's see. The Georgino Chapel Rowan saga kicked off over the weekend. It's about to be banned from Brazil for fucking with Georgino. Is that what's happening?

It sounds like she might be okay. I think wasn't it the mayor who was like, she can't, she's not going to play another motherfucker show here. If I have anything to say about it. That accelerated pretty quickly.

Yeah, Jesus. The Rio de Janeiro mayor says Chapel Rowan is banned from performing, oh, at T'Omoando no Rio, at that festival after Giorginio's claims. So the claims were, what, Georgino's daughter went to go pull up on Chapel Rowan to be like, hey, are you Chapel Rowan? But a security guard was like, get the fuck out of here and was real, wild aggressive

with a little kid. Made her cry. Made her cry. Which has Chapel Rowan now, it's just crazy to see that like, this thing was Georgino turned into now Chapel Rowan doing like Gen Z selfie videos in bed. You're like, guys, I just, obviously I would never do that to a kid. And this is not my security. Like, I would never, I have no, I didn't even know this happened. And it's just like really unfortunate. She was like having to do a Mayacolpa kind of thing. And yeah, it became like a kind of incident where I had people being like, do you know this Jorginhoh guy? And I'm like, what? What?

And a lot of the headlines are like former Arsenal star. I'm like, hold on. Yeah, that's not right. You guys are just trying to, like, because Arsenal has a lot of, is a lot of SEO heat right now. I would say he's mostly known for being a Chelsea player in Italy National, who won the Euro Cup maybe. But okay, that's fine.

You can hitch that wagon to R Star. I don't mind. I don't mind. Do we think that Georgina's daughter just lacked a yard to get away from the security guards? Just like your old man. if she just had one or two extra yards pace on her,

she could have just just been more press resistant to this security guard. I would like to know what made her cry. We need that. That's important. Yeah.

Oh, so this is what happened. So he just wanted it. She thought it was chapel rowing. She only wanted to make sure, and then this is from his post. And you know what's worse? She didn't even approach her.

She just walked past the singer's table, looked to confirm it was her, smiled, She didn't say anything. She didn't ask for anything. What happened next was completely disproportionate. A large security guard approached their table while they were having breakfast and began speaking extremely aggressively to my wife and daughter saying that she shouldn't

allow my daughter to, quote, disrespect or, quote, harass other people. Honestly, I don't know at what point walking past a table. So, okay. Not to obviously take aside here, but I'm just trying to pit herself in the shoes of Chapel Rowan and the security guard. a young girl walking past and going, oh, you Chaparone,

that would be less creepy than a girl walking past this game. Right. I'm like, that girl's going to haunt me. Yeah. What you got a fucking IED on you? What the fuck is your angle here?

Yeah, yeah. We fucking frisk you down. What fuck is this shit? Coming over here with that thousand yard stare. Got me fucked up. So yeah. Chapel Rowan. I think, yeah, whatever.

It sounds like an AI general. right headline, doesn't it? Yeah, it's like, I'm like, why is, why are these two universes colliding? Like, no, Georgino, you stay over there, okay? What's, what's going to this Mbapé injury? My God. What happened? They scanned the wrong leg, mate.

Wait, what? Rio Madrid, miss worked out how bad his injury was because they did an MRI on the wrong leg. I don't understand why you don't check both legs. Let's just do them both. while we're here. They're both in the machine. They're both in the machine, surely. Wow.

This is a very thin, like, budgets are tight. We can only do one leg. You've got to do both. Oh my God. This is from the athletic. Kili and Babe's knee injury was misdiagnosed after Real Madrid and medical staff

performed an MRI scan on the wrong leg back in December when no problem was found after a scan of his uninjured right knee. The 27-year-old featured in three games from Madrid before the mistake was realized and erectified. The way they've written that, they did it on one leg, right? Sure. Mbapae,

some point was like, that's the wrong leg, guys. Yeah, you're not about the other one. This one. Should you not have the metal tube around the one that hurts? No, you've gone for that one, have you? Okay. He's one of those guys that feels bad for doctors. He goes, I've been reading you guys,

a lot of people using chat's EBT to get diagnoses. They're not trusting you. Hey, I'm not even going to mention the fact that my injured leg is out and about. Hey, you guys know better than me. I'm so sorry. But also, like, I think this is where it needs. is stupid, right? Because you can't just one-leg it into an MRI scan.

You're on that bed. And you get fed into the thing. It's not you can be like, ah, let me keep my one leg out. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like a hot,

like a hot duvet. Like the dover. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Got too hot. Just trying to just cool off. Get that thigh skull to the air. You think he got hot in there? Yeah.

My leg is a little hot. I'm going to, I'm going to let me. Ah, shit. Wait, which one are you scanning? You got both, right? Because it was hot as fuck in there. Yeah, Killion, I think we got it

He's fucking scared the wrong leg It's bizarre, man They're fucking really Reaventers really run like the fucking American government They're just throwing money and shit And nobody's paying attention to shit Nobody's paying attention at all Nobody gives a fuck

Amazing Yeah But it's hilarious The Memphis to pie clip With him on his phone getting busted What is going on with him Is he just How often has he been playing for a Corinthians?

I mean, I know he plays for Corinthians, but I feel like I barely see highlights of him. A couple years. A couple years, maybe it's been a few years. Maybe even three. Maybe even three. The way he gets, so he was on the bench when they're playing Flamengo.

This guy is just, he's on his phone like he's, like he's in the crowd at like a kid's volleyball game, not giving a fuck. You're on the bench of your own team during a professional match. Listen, man. I don't want to.

He's like, yeah, man, I'm be out of here in like 15, huh? I don't want to make. this all about Dutch light skins. But this is some light skin antics. Okay, he's on the phone. He's got like more hose on his line.

He's doing tech support. You feel me? Look it. You see these eyes he's doing? Hmm? Right here? That's no remorse. He's being a dickhead. Oh, what? Oh, he didn't even like be like, oh, fuck, my bad, my bad. He was like,

he was so close to gagging the snake to eat itself. He's like, Yeah, man. He's got 3210 as well. That's how... I like you almost like, he was like, hey, man, you might run in that back one more time?

What'd you say? Like, he's like, hold on, what about now? What was that? Yeah, put your fucking phone away. Oh, okay.

Oh, yeah, I forgot. I forgot. Yeah. Oh, my bad. My bad. Come on, man. You know, the DoorDash take a long time. I order it now and it'll be ready when I get home.

You don't want the beige rage to kick in. We don't, we don't actually give substitutes enough credit for. They've got to be the people on the planet who spend the longest amount of... raw dog in it. Not on their phone. Not on their phone.

Yeah. That's 90. Yeah. That's 90. The subs are like, like, I mean, it's like nobody even like,

like they're all ignoring him too. I mean, it's got the vibes. It can't be great when they're like, yeah, bro, Memphis does whatever the fuck he wants, man.

I don't know, what I don't know what you're saying. I mean, bro, he played in a Chrome hearts headband. Yeah. That's so true. That was recent,

dude. He's wearing designer. Yeah. Oh, my God. I mean, I think Sam Maximum was the one who really kicked off wearing designer headbands on the pitch. Everybody was like Gucci? Yeah. He was like Gucci out there.

That was a good time. Where's he now? Where's he now? Where is he? Oh, that's a good guess. Okay, I'm going to say Belgium. Oh, no, he's back in France, baby. He is now playing for.

I'm going to give myself half credit for that. Lons. He's playing for Lones. Oh, right? Oh, he was playing for Club America in Mexico? Oh, wow. He paid for several clubs in the last few years. That's right.

He took big Saudi money after Newcastle. That was it. And basically you got to start over. You take the Saudi bag, then you got to go back to the beginning when you come back. Yeah. He scored four goals. They loaned him to Fenerbache. The next season, they're like, all right, bro, why don't you go to Turkey, man?

Tighten up that hairline. We'll see in a bit. And then, Chris, you voted here Salah. What's going on with solid? Mohammed Salah has said he is going to leave Liverpool. end of this year. And according to everyone's favorite, not really

a journalist anymore. Fabrizio, here we go. He's leaving. You mean fucking state-sponsored misinformation mouthpiece now? That motherfucker. Isn't he like living in Saudi now? Yeah, he's like,

he's doing lightweight PR for Mason Greenwood. Oh, yeah. Rehabing his career. He did some thing where he was like shouting out some weird conference in Saudi Arabia and you're like, oh my God, bro, they own your ass. You're just posting about like weird shit in Saudi now. Here we go. Has a lot of different meanings. Yeah. Right. Here we go. Got another journalist at the embassy. So Fabrizio's like, he's living free. He's got, because he's got two-year contracts. So have one year left, but he's leaving

apparently for no money. Because I thought when they re-signed Moe for 400 grand a week, I thought, well, they're going to sell him after one year if they're going to sell him. And so, that make lots of money back because they bought so many players, obviously. Right. For so much money, Liverpool. But apparently he's living on a free according to his sources. Yeah. Oh, he put it on there.

He had a video message. Hey, unfortunately, the day has come. This is the first part of my farewell. I'll be leaving Liverpool at the end of the season. Leaving is never easy. You've given me the best time of my life. I will always be one of you. This club will always be home to me and my family.

Thank you for everything because of you. I will never walk alone. right. And that is a leaving the club statement built in the streaming era. That's part one, guys. That's part one of his leaving. Exactly. It's a serialized leaving of the club. Yeah. Yeah. My publicist was like, do you want to binge drop your farewell messages? I said, no. Benj dropping? No. This is how you're going to have discourse. You're going to keep the discourse going online if you just let it come out and drips and drafts every week. Well, good for him. I mean, it's big. I mean, he's, it would have been big. I lost it. But it's like, it's like. Like he's kind of that thing where he's got his bag. He's had a pretty poor year and he's going to leave still as a legend. But no one is going to care about this in about two years' time. Liverpool fans are going to be like, the guy won us to league. Oh, yeah, yeah.

For sure, I mean, like he's, that guy, people are naming their, there are Christian people in Liverpool naming their children, Muhammad, I'd imagine, on the strength of his performance. And what a great player. Yeah. And what a, I mean, my God, like, you know, one of the best to play in the Premier League, too, So salute to you, go get your bag. Now, some of the rumors are potentially inter-Biamis is one of the things I'm seeing.

You're going to love the state's brother. Oh, yeah. Oh, you like phoning it in after leaving at the highest level in Europe? Oh, you're going to love the MLS, man. You know, Louis Suarez is still playing out here. Yeah, man, with that fucked up hip, he's still out here, limping and shit, somehow doing it. Have you seen, whenever I see Louis Swares play, I'm like, I feel like he's in such pain,

but he's still, he's just such a fucking dog, man. It's crazy. So MLS is another one other one. They say PSG might be there. I'm like, no, that's not going to happen.

He's going to party in the city with the heat zone. Yeah. Bienvenito. I'm me. All right. Well, we will see what happens there.

I'd imagine wherever he ends up, people will be very lucky to be able to see old Mosala. Running down the wing. Well, next week, we're going to have some fun interlo talk to do for the international break. International's might. Yeah, internationals might. Check you in with the best teams in that.

And yeah, you know, we'll keep it moving. Jamel, anything to plug? Where are you going to be? I got a Lesion Theater. I'm in the vault. April 23rd and the 30th. And San Francisco, April 26th at the Lost Church. Nice. Okay. Chris?

I actually have some shows finally in my calendar. There we go. I've got lots, actually. You can go on at Chris M. Comedy, but I'm doing Sunnyvale, California, Sacramento, Chattanooga. 916. Okay. DC, Charlotte. There's others coming.

But go, you can go on to, what's my thing called? I forgot on. Chris Martin. What is it? Is it? At Disney Gooners. At Disney Gooners. At Walt Disney.

B. Gounen. She's gone a.crismartin.com. I'll send you to some stuff. Ah, right. Very good, very good. Yeah, I am not a professional stand-up comedian, so you might find me, I don't know, at a restaurant, somewhere, drinking.

Probably at a dispensary somewhere in the east side of Lasgantas. Drinking still. That is where you'll find. Yeah. Drinking still. And I will be smoking a blunt every day until Arsenal wins a title or trophy. Okay?

And even after that, I will continue because then I'll wait for the next one. Come in the pit. Let me, I get, yeah. Oh, yeah. I got five on and drop out of pit. Yeah, yeah, we can face a blunt in the pit. Yeah, let's do that. We'll do that.

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Watch live on Fox Thursday March 26th Eddie 7 Central and listen on IHeart Radio stations across America and the free IHeart app. Ready for a different take on Formula One? Look no further than No Grip,

a new podcast tackling the culture of motor racing's most coveted series. Join me, Lily Herman, as we dive into the under-explored pockets of F-1, including the story of the woman who last participated in a Formula One race weekend, the recent uptick in F-1 romance novels, and plenty of mishap scandals and sagas

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