The Daily Zeitgeist - Heartbroken Bro, MAGA’s AI Girlfriend 03.17.26

Episode Date: March 17, 2026

In episode 2023, Miles and guest co-host Andrew Ti are joined by writer and director of Micro Budget, Morgan Evans, to discuss… SAVE SAVE ACT, Where Will The Votes Even Come From? MAGA Men: The Height of 9 Dimensional Thinking…, Don’t Worry, Chet Hanks Is Safe and more! Young Trump Voters Fume He ‘Betrayed’ Them by Launching His War MAGA Men Humiliated After Being Duped by AI Foot Fetish Model Chet Hanks resurfaces at Oscars party with mom Rita Wilson after begging to be ‘freed’ in Colombia Chet Hanks Has 100% Necessary Oral Surgery Because He's Okay LISTEN: 10 Hours Ambient Drone - The Eccy road Co-op freezer Symphony (Sheffield, UK)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How was your party last night? It was good. It was just a dinner party thing. It was very chill. Bro, my fucking, my porn parody name got voted down because it was, they, they deemed an ACAB because I called it gay cop semen hunters. Oh. I was told by Demi, I was like, what happened?

How come nobody was fucking with me? The room said ACAB immediately. Yeah, you can't say cop. I said, but that's, but that's your kick, bro. What the fuck? Bro. Sometimes, I know people who like to jerk off to Chicago PD. Which part?

up to you. The beginning. You know what I mean? Yeah, thank you. I put in, oh my God, I put in way too many and then left. I showed up to the Oscar party, put in a plethora of porn pitches, and then left before the ceremony started. What was the one when you did? I just had to go to, I had to go to a birthday dinner party.

No, which porn parody title did you do? Oh, I'm trying to remember all the ones that were bad. Did you do F1ST, Fist? Did you do that? No. Oh, that was a good one. I just, I did F1 and then parentheses, but. Good, good.

Morgan, what's up, man? I've got one butthole after another. Yeah, that's good. There you go. That's good. That's good. This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human.

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Listen to the Encino show on the IHare Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. Hello, the internet, and welcome to season 430, episode two of the Daily I guess a production of My Heart Radio. This is the podcast where we take a deep dive into America's shared consciousness through the day's news. And if you hadn't heard on Mondays, we drop the non-news, a little lighter version of the show where we do a deep dive into icons. Okay. We're talking deep dives into Tupac, Sherlock, Leprecones, okay?

The Alien Grays, Einstein, Marilyn Monroe, motherfucking, Dolly Parton. We just do this shit for fun. It's a nice, lightweight. You were there for Sherlock Holmes. I was. Found out how he loves to do a 7% cocaine solution injection. I thought it was higher. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It was just wild. Like, when you realize that, I'm like, oh, Sherlock is actually a bum, dude. When he's like, no, bro, I got the right dose of injecting cocaine. Like, that's in the books. Just a little amount of cocaine. Or a lot. Yeah, or a lot, depending on where you're at and how hitting that shit is. Anyway, so check those out.

Those come out on Mondays. We just dropped the one for leprechauns with Matt Leeb. It's definitely a fun one. So just check it out. It's in the feed. It's got a different icon, logo, and everything. So you shouldn't get confused. Today is actually St. Patrick's Day, isn't it?

It's March 17th. St. Patrick's Day. Also, National Corned Beef and Cabbage Day. That's it. Unrelated. Unrelated. Unrelated. Just happened to be.

That's crazy. Fucking coincidence. Corned beef and cabbage. and Fred Savage Day. Oh, wow. They got it all. But anyway, my name is Miles Gray, aka all the cabinet picks wearing Trump's fun kicks.

Try to run, try to run. In Oxford, you can do it. All the cabinet dicks wearing shoes too big. Try to run, try to run. Shuffle and look stupid. Shout out to Snarkula. We've been talking about, oh, and also it's a collaboration with Cleo.universe.

Shout out Cleo and Snarfula on the Discord. Because, yeah, Trump has these dudes walking around in ill-fitting Floresheim Oxford's. The fucking Rubio of it was so amazing because that guy, he's living a lie in a real time where he's like, he can't know I don't actually wear a 12 or third, whatever big ass shoe it is. Because then he'll think of my weiner's little. He used to bully me. I remember in 2016, he called me Little Marco. Yeah. Can't they just get, even if they must wear the shoe Trump got them, can't they just buy?

Can't they just buy the shoe that fits? Yeah. He's not that sharp. He's not that sharp. He's like, Marco, come here. Hold on. Let me look at the tag. That's not what I bought you.

Also, as a big fan of loafers, I'm just jumping in here. As a big fan, loavers are supposed to be smaller than your regular size. Like, if you are getting, they're not your sneaker size. Yeah, these aren't even loafer. You should size down in loafers. These are laced up. Yeah. It's ridiculous.

Also, if I had that much money and was president, why aren't you getting bespoke shoes made to your body? Why are you ready to wear? It's because apparently it's because he has this Floreshime shoes catalog that he keeps whipping out at the resolute desk. So it must be like, if you don't have a full color catalog, it's not even entering Trump's orbit as like a thing. Right. Because he's still there. Like it's not like get the iPad, bring up the shoe app. It's like, yeah.

He's like licking his thumb, thumbing through a fucking catalog. Anyway, that's me. I'm thrilled to be joined by my co-host today. Wonderful comedian, writer, boxer. Okay, don't fucking test his hand in public because you will fail the test. I'm saying you forgot. Oh, you're wrestling now? You're rolling now?

I'm not doing shit now. My knees are, we'll just say largely dust. Okay. Largely dust. Okay. Okay. Well, either way, I think he's great. I think he's in healthy.

I think he's wonderful. I think he's a great cook. And pretty soon we will be enjoying each other's food because we did make a promise we will follow through on, won't we? We will. My co-host today, Mr. Andrew T. I would have fucking done it no matter what. Also, I didn't come up with an A.K.A.

Because I wanted to brag about the thing I made for the Oscar party that Miles and I were technically at. Anyway, I made a ham net. I saw that. An actual ham net. And it was so stupid. Well, I saw, bro. By the time I came in, I dropped off a few small beers.

That's what I brought. I got modelitos, the little modelitos. And I was like, this is easy. This one writes itself. We brought in the actual best. shit, I want to say to the part. Everything else was very good and very funny, but just like a little too much more. You got to go simple for the

Oscar pun. Yeah, yeah. Just stuff people are going to fuck with. But by the time I got back, your hamnet was damn near gone. Was it really? Yeah. People were eating the hamnet? Dude, there was a corner left of it. What was the hamnet? Well, okay. Like lattice weaving ham? I just want to do

a quick version of this, which is I woke up on Sunday morning. It was like, I've got to do a hamnet. This was the second draft. The first draft was trying to take a ham steak, like a quarter, you know, or like a half inch thick ham steak and cut it with a lattice like they do those potatoes, like tiny cuts halfway, flip it, tiny cuts out of bias halfway the other way. That didn't work because ham has like, you know, grain. It was tearing upon the grain. So instead what I did is I got $50 worth of prosciutto and rolled them into

rope to try to make rope with which to weave together. Good for you, man. Not worth it. And then because that had no structural integrity, I put that on a sheet of Pillsbury Grands with caramelized onions and some time. Well, they ate that shit up. It was really stupid. I only ate a crumb at the end. Well, here's somebody our guest today who's probably not making ham nets, probably doing something fucking baller because they got a new movie coming out called MicroBudgett, starring some of our favorite fucking comedians. People who have been on this show, people you know and love. They also do shit like, you know, writing comic books, TV, working on fucking shit that I don't know, you heard of fucking MTV, heard of VH1, heard of Netflix, or the TBS, heard of YouTube, but like in the good way, okay?

I'm not just saying how we heard of YouTube. I don't mean that a pejorative way. Look, the work is ubiquitous, and today's guest is a fantastic person. First time, I'm meeting them, excited to speak with them. Please welcome to the microphone, Morgan Evans! Hey, thank you so much for being here. It's for having me be here. No, no, thanks for having me.

I messed up immediately. No, God. It was sort of an alpha move. It felt like now I feel like I've been summoned here. I know. I just sort of destabilize as much as much as time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You must have been talking to my old therapist.

That feels like a move he would have done. Just have been like just out of nowhere. Thanks for joining me here now. Thank you. Where I am your guest. Thanks for my appointment time that you are at, actually. Morgan, do microbudget. It's coming out.

Like I said, I'm like, it's got the most stacked cast in terms of comedy that I look at. I'm like, this shit looks fucking amazing. Like actual comedy. Yeah, yeah, exactly. You want me to name them? Do me to list them? I'll do my best. Go ahead.

Take one, but you got to get on one breath. John Gaboris, Mike. Oh, let me breathe in first. Yep, yeah. John Gaboris, Mike Mitchell, Maria Bamford, Chris Parnell, Kate Flannery, Halinden, Don Finnell, Nate Ferdald. Come on. There's more.

It's pretty good. Come on. Matt McCoy. This is, this is what awards. Awards show should actually be. Yeah. You have one breath.

One breath. Yeah, yeah. They need to get rid of the celebrity bits and just let Conan do bit. Like, let the host do the bits. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly. None of them. It was wild.

It's hard. I mean, they're all good performers, but, well, some of them are drama people, but they're all good enough performers, but they're clearly don't get to rehearse. Having Nate, Fernald in it. I'm so I love Nate. I know him from like because my partner her majesty used to work with him at Corden and I think he's just such a fun writer. The Boo Boys shows he does. Everything is like what's he what's he what's he like what's his character in that one just specifically he plays the sound guy named Nate and he's a very bad everybody in the movie is pretty bad at their

jobs and he plays a sound guy who's just not listening to the movie at all. Right. I have a pretty Funny story about Nate actually. I was working on this. MTV had a scream after, like they had a scream show. Like, produced by the Weinstein Company. Like,

it was like a spin-off of scream. By the way, they didn't have the rights to the mask, which is a big, important part of the screen. Oh, that's right. That's why I looked all fucked up, right?

They had a weird mask. They couldn't use ghost face. And we were shooting in New Orleans for like three weeks or four weeks or something. And Nate Ferdall was taping his Comedy Central special. And I brought the entire cast of MTV scream to the special. So if you watch Nate's Comedy Central special and look in the audience,

you'll just see all the kids from the MTV Scream show watching him. It's a blast. That's so wild. Great follow on Instagram, too, at Diaryapubes. Oh, yeah. That's a fun one to plug, yeah. Wait, so the movie, what was that like, I'm guessing, did you also work with a micro budget to create?

Yeah, this is a movie that we, We made with my S-Corp's credit cards. So I took out an Amex under the S-Corp and took out a pretty predatory loan and I just kind of did it all. Spent my savings. And yeah, we shot it in like 11 days, one location. Everybody got the same like SAG rate, you know, like 200 bucks a day or something, including there's a big celebrity cameo in the end of the movie. That's kind of a big surprise. It's a pop star, very, very big pop star.

and we also paid them $200. I don't know if they know that, but. Right, right. Yeah. And you get, people can catch you what, like, it's pretty much it's on, you can get it anywhere, right? Yeah, you get it anywhere. It's on 2B too.

Yeah, if you want to buy it, you can do Amazon or anything like that, but we're also free on like 2B and flex in all those places. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Doing it all. Well, dope. Great to have you, Morgan. We're going to get to know even better, but first we're going to touch on some of the stories we're going to be talking about today.

the Save Act is just in it. They're trying, the Republicans are trying to figure out how to get the voter suppression bill over the line, even though they don't have the votes. And we'll kind of dig into just the absurdity of that. And also just like wondering, where are the votes even going to come from? Because your coalition of people who made a bunch of mistakes or, you know, willfully wanted to have this all happen, they're not as hot. And there's a, there's a good clip I just saw recently from Don Lemon on the street talking

to a group of like dudes in their 20s about Trump. And the question destroys this friend group. So we'll watch that clip. And that's traditional media for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. And then speaking of Maga men, we will talk about their height of nine-dimensional thinking and the new influencer. They're all thirsting over Jessica Foster.

We'll talk about that. And we might even get to Chad Hanks, who we were worried about. I don't know if you remember. He said he was stranded and. Columbia. But everyone, they clocked him at an Oscars party. Do you know how fuck the news has to be where Chet Hanks is by far the least bad person we're about to talk about? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly, exactly. It's, look, the Overton window, it's not even a window. It's a gaping hole in the earth. And we're just falling right

in it. But before all that, Morgan, tell us something from your search history that's revealing about who you are, what you're into. Okay, I've been looking up Calci, Survivor, Like who's going to survive the war? Well, okay, the insider trading going on in competition reality is so wild. Like, I don't know. Survivor the CBS show. Yeah, Survivor the CBS show. What are our odds of surviving this shit right now?

Yeah. No, they're on season 50. It's a big season for them. And I went to go bet on the Oscars because that's something you kind of can't predict. You know, I mean, there's the voting body, but you don't really know. and so I'm perused in there and I have Survivor basically spoiled for me because there's like 93% odds

that somebody's gonna win and then they also know the top three you're like what the hell yeah because also Oh you're in production right yeah it's already done like they've already edited it and so they they also have spoiled like traitors and The Bachelorette Yeah

Because also you don't pay anyone assistant editors enough to not make 10 times their salary on Cal She. Yeah, you can bet on who's going to be a guest on Jimmy Fallon. You know, we all have friends who are working on the Jimmy Fallon show. I don't understand why they aren't hitting us up and being like, put 50 grand down on Sidney's Sweeney. I think I'm one degree away from their talent booker.

I got to just, yeah. Hey, can you give me a list that's just like, just names? Yeah. Why do we work? This is totally unregulated, you know, it's completely, as far as I know, legal, I know that they have reported a Mr. Beast editor to the SEC or something. And because they spoiled Beast games. You're fucked up Beast games.

You're going to the fucking Haig, man. But it is like, it is disappointing, I think. It's like, you're watching this show. And then suddenly just somebody, before the first episode, even airs, has 93% odds of winning. But also, that means 7% of people just know they're built different than reality. Oh, right, who are, who'll be like, no, I don't buy it. The fuck. I mean, I think those are the robs.

I mean, I might be a little bit of a roob, too, because I figure, all right, if there's a top three and they're pretty accurate, I'll put a little money on yes for the other two. With the better odds, yeah, yeah. And then just hope when it, when it funnels down to three, people start to get shaky about it. And the odds go up. But I'm just handing Jared Kushner money, I think. Yeah. We all are, though.

You got to pay for that microblower. You're all taxes, baby. Yeah. Right, exactly. We're all giving them something. What's something you think is underrated, Morgan? Normal drip coffee. Like just regular.

Get the paper filthy, get the paper filter out. Just put it through the Mr. coffee. Just like bowlers in a can and just drinking like six cups of normal, stepped on. Yeah. Yeah. Staggy coffee.

Yeah, yeah. Sticks like stems, all that shit. Yeah, you just want stems in your roots. Yeah. Yeah. That's right. I just say, you know, I hate waiting in line for anything at all. I don't understand.

I live in like Silver Lake area. It's gotten really out of hand. It's absolutely ridiculous. Yeah. And I don't want to make an espresso. I don't want to have to do like mechanical machine labor in the morning. You want to push button. I want to push button and go back into the bed.

Yeah. Yeah. So I'm a big proponent of just drinking normal stuff. I'm guessing because you probably like operate on coffee. Is that like a. fuel source for you? Which is why you're like, I don't have time to fuck around. Gambling, nicotine.

We've known Morgan for 20 minutes, but I can tell, don't talk to him until he's had a coffee. He has seven nicotine patches on his neck right now, and he's smoking a cigarette. He's saying it ain't hit hard enough. I remember a kid in high school did that. He fucking passed out in the parking lot. Get two nicotine patches on it,

smoke the fucking black and mild, and just went, what? Good God. Everyone in high school was doing triple Cs. Did you remember those? Like that one I guess it was just codeine or it was like pseudofed. Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Just get off the fed, dude. Remember my high school was doing LSD. Oh, okay. And see, you're showing your age, Andrew. Yeah, people don't do. Yeah, 19-75. Yeah, brother. Yeah, man, remember the TED Offensive just happened.

We were all fucked up, man. Morgan, I'm about to say the almost antithesis of what you're getting at, but I will say I did watch a couple of YouTube videos about just doing slight tweaks to your drip coffee machine that can actually improve it quite a lot. Mostly just having like a bloom period. Like essentially after the first couple drips dozen grams of coffee go in

or of water go in, pausing it for like 45 seconds to two minutes and then resuming the rest of it. Well, like aerating it like wine or something? No, you know how it's like the aromas develop more just wet the grounds? You know how when they do pour over, they put water in,

and then they wait for like two minutes. It's off gas. So apparently that's, that is the one little thing you can do to even your off-the-shelf coffee maker. I could maybe handle that. I could maybe handle that. But also, I guess in Morgan's case,

like if you don't even give a fuck, it's like, why I just need the coffee. Yeah, I also, I know. I know. I understand what I just said is already. Yeah, right, right. No, I understand the wrong thing. I get it.

I'm wrong. I'm just saying I couldn't help but say. There's a, the lines for fucking normal ass coffee just blow my mind. And, like, I get the pour over thing. If you really love, like, seeing the people go through the labor of weighing the water, then fine. But there's, like, that Turkish coffee spot that opened up in the valley, Yala coffee. And that's more fun.

At least I can wrap my head around because that shit's different. You're like, what the fuck? Well, you can tell your future. I have a theory. I have a theory, which is that people want to get fits off in L.A. And it's not a walkable city, really. And so they need to find a place to show off whatever. have on.

Yeah. Whereas like in New York, you just, you just walk around and then people spot you. And there you go. Or you're on the train or something. You have to go to you. You need a location. Yeah. Yeah.

It's like where is that going to happen like the target? No. No, there's going to happen in Canyon Coffee, bro. That's right. Yeah. You know what I mean? You're going to get it off and you're going to go to work. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. That spot is such a scene, bro. It's like Canyon coffee. Maru is the one to me. Yeah. Everyone is like, just like looking at everyone. I'm like, what the fuck are you doing, man?

the fucking world's ending. What's something you think is overrated, Morgan? Dr. Seuss. Go on. Take us into your world of Seuss hatred. I just feel like, is it that impressive to rhyme made up words with other

made up words? Okay. Like, if it was a book full of rhymes of normal words, cool, like the guy has more. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But if it's like your rhyme in flusel with doozle,

right? Like, that's, anybody can do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I don't really get, yeah. Well, how do you feel about Starbellied Sneaches? Is that a Dr. Seuss thing? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that one was like an allegory for race, I believe.

Okay. I think they all mostly are. Yeah, right. Racer trees. I got it. It's like a Zootopia thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, doc.

It's like we're all different races, but also. different species. Yeah. Species, but also the cops. Some of us are cops. The cops are pretty cool, huh? Right? No?

No love for that one? All right. Hey, forget it, Jake. It's Zootopia. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Dr. Seuss, I don't have, I have a, my son, is three.

You're in your Seuss era. You're in your Seuss era, brother. Not into it. Not into Seuss. Those are just, those are elementary level rhymes. Those are not fucking bars. And I get the nostalgia, but I also didn't have, my parents didn't have a ton of Dr. Seuss shit when I was a kid.

So I think like there's levels to it because I know other people who have so much Dr. Seuss stuff for their kids because like they grew up, there's like a lot of Seuss momentum, I think, in their family. They can't break the cycle. Yeah. Luckily for me, there was no cycle to break. I feel like the doctor did quite a lot of work there. That's true.

That's true. I think it was just from the era where if you were a parent, you were desperately trying whatever because you had I mean we went past the era of having enough information and now we're in the era of everyone has too much and mostly wrong information. Right, right. But they were in the sweet spot of like,

not only do we not know, there's no way we could know what the right move is. Right. And this is a doctor. Yeah, and he was like sports medicine, I think, so. Right, right, right. Yeah, because then there's like Dr. Spock's, you know, baby and childcare.

He could have been a fake doctor. It would have been fine. It could have been motherfucking. is Spock from Star Trek. Yeah. You know what I mean? But it's like, well, doctor, that legitimizes it. Leonard D. Boy.

Everyone want to be a doctor. I'm, I get it. It's funny the made-up words thing, because it's like, somehow, like, worse than what chat GPT could do. Like, it's like, you know what I mean? Like, chat dbtbtee would just, would find a word that matches. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

This is somehow lazier than that intellectually. That's what I'm saying is. It's kind of lazy. Like if you just, you hit a wall where you're like, oh, I've hit a wall. I guess I'm just like that new creature called a, the drawl. Yeah, right. It's like a bad freestyle. I knew you were going to say frown.

Parallel thinking. I wonder if like Dr. Seuss was just sort of like, he's like, man, it's like, I'm trying to do some of that white jazz poetry country. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like scatting and shit. Yeah. Yeah.

He was trying to scat and they're like, get this cracker out of here. And then he was like, Take your big hat and go. Fuck out of here. The cat and hat bullshit. They were on Mad LSD, brothers. It's fine. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah, your era. You know about that. It's cool. Rewenade Seuss's contemporaries, right? Back then? Yeah, well, I, if you detect a note of bitterness, it is because he got me out of the game. I was running the children's book game until his ass came along.

It's like how, it was like David Foster Wallace, like in English class with James Pattern? Patterton or something or Raleighian or something. There's something here. So you're the David Foster Wallace in this equation. Yeah, I have,

I have integrity and a thick-ass children's book. Yeah. With footnotes. Let's take a break. And when we come back, we'll talk about saving democracy

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should be just enough fuckery for them to keep their house majority. And then you have like the half-fucked Republicans that for some reason are acting like they are going to actually go into an earnest election season. And they're like, what are we doing, guys? We're going to get killed. And it's like, but half the other people are like, shut the fuck up, man. We're going to fucking steal it. You fucking idiots.

What are you fucking talking about, you boy scout? And, you know, like for that second group, their main thing is like, we got to show some progress on the economy. They're like, that's how we're going to win. I know Trump wants to keep saying we won a war that we've absolutely lost already. But we need to say something about the economy. that's just from what I'm hearing from the poor people that are, you know, coming to my field offices all the time. Voting.

Yeah, yeah, right. Exactly. And obviously, Trump wants nothing to do with the latter. So his most loyal pieces of shit in Congress are now pushing for a talking filibuster as a way to get the bill through on a simple majority. So, like, put simply, the Republicans think that through this talking filibuster, essentially what happens is, like, the Democrats would have to hold the floor as long as possible. and, you know, like, they're like, in the second they are unable to or get through all their members,

then at that point, it could be solved with a simple majority vote. Now, that's a very simplified version of how that would work. And because I think for the Republicans, they think the idea is like, we can just exhaust them. Like, we can use this procedural maneuver to exhaust them. And by the time they run out of people, there is no choice but to vote. And it'll just go along a simple majority. It's, you know, it's actually not that simple right now. leader Thune is in the process of trying to get Trump to understand broadly. Even before you do like,

well, what about this? That there are not enough votes for anything that you're trying to do at all. So what the fuck? Leave me alone. I can't fucking do this shit. The talking, again, the talking filibuster could also backfire because the Democrats can just shut the Senate down and be like, all right, it's time to talk about the Epstein files for nine weeks straight. You know, there's a, there's many ways that it can go for a lot longer and not in the way the Republicans want where the Democrats could completely dictate every word that's being said in the Senate and bring attention to whatever they want to. And they just have to fucking sit and be like, are you guys, you guys done yet? Or are you going to keep going? Okay, fuck. Oh, shit. Now they're talking about the economy.

Fuck, fuck. So there's a, there's, there's some risks there. And I think the other big thing that they're looking at is because like the, obviously there's a ton of. of low information voters who vote MAGA and they're constantly ingesting misinformation. So right now, a ton of the MAGA base is convinced that, like, they're convinced a thing that is not possible numerically, mathematically with votes is possible. It's just that you need to do these other things. And like, no, motherfuckers, it's not, the votes aren't fucking there. So I don't know what the fuck you want me to do. And it's kind of like this very, I don't know, poetic sort of conclusion to having so many people ingesting misinformation that now they're

demanding a thing that is very difficult to do. And they're like, I don't know what to say here to any of this. So it's, I don't know. I mean, I think the other part, it's like, I mean, again, Senate Republicans like, then let's just fuck. The real solution here is to talk about the economy if we want to pretend there's a way to get votes. But again, Trump wants none of that because then that would involve admitting that more could be done. I mean, I get where the bag of voters are coming from, though, because I think they've been used to now, just years and years of them being, of their, the people that they've elected just being like, who cares about procedure and law?

Yeah. Completely. Do it. You know, what we need votes to do this? Like, just kidding. No, we don't. We wrote a new thing on the back of a napkin. And this is how we do it now, you know?

Right. Like, let's do that. Who's got the most key chains? Yeah. So you get like nine votes, dude. Oh, you guys forgot to bring your key. The other, other side of this, though, is everything you've done. said does depend on a competent Democrat pushback.

And I, if you were a bet, man, and I know Morgan is, I don't know if I go all in on that. Well, for them, they would just have to talk forever. Yeah, but you know what? Yeah, yeah. Betting on Democrats' spitelessness or incompetence has not been a bad move. Yeah, yeah. Luckily for this, all of this depends on Thune's inability to get the votes for this. So it's like kind of like, no, I don't know.

I'm not saying they're not bad. No, no, no, I know what you mean. Yeah, yeah. I know what you're saying, Andrew. You're saying like 10 of them are just decide to vote for it. They would be like, oh, I'm so tired, dude. I just do it. You know, like, whatever.

Yeah. Again, if you're a gambling, man, it's a bet. I'm realizing now it would have been the smart move. Yeah. Luckily, the Democrats will fuck this up. So there's just a bit of gridlock from the, from the people who are the actual like mechanisms in the Senate. who are like, what the fuck are you fucking talking?

Like, they're just like, what fuck is this, dude? I can't, I can't fucking make a thing happen that can't fucking happen. And you got all these people, like, Thune was saying that he's like, they're clearly like paid influencers that just keep harassing him.

Like, he's like, I know these people are getting paid to just fucking harass me to get me to do something. Right now, John Cornyn, who's, you know,

in the race of his life in, in Texas, he like recently was like, I'm actually for, you know, maybe nuking the filibuster, but for him, he's just searching for an endorsement from Trump against Ken Paxton, which I don't know what will happen there.

But we'll see. Again, the other question is, where all these votes come from? Because we've seen a lot, that coalition that got you there from, like, young dudes who just were like, what did the milk boys say? Like, to, you know,

unfortunately immigrants who thought they would be the protest. class of immigrants or descendants of immigrants who wouldn't face the fucking wrath of DHS and ICE ethnic cleansing who voted these people are running in droves away or just not fucking voting you know like that energy is really not there and I think especially for like low information voters people who are not voting frequently they're so disillusioned they're just even sitting out primaries like they're just like I don't even fucking know yeah like you look at some of these quotes from young voters who voted for them this is like a guy who

Rogan you're talking about. Young men like Joe Rogan. Yeah, young men who do enough testosterone, TRT, and HGH to make your organs gigantic and your head nine sizes bigger. They do have fresh faces, you know, just not in a young way. But Joe Rogan looks like if you like, if you take an image and like Google Docs

and you just drag it from like one corner to make it like bigger and wider, like in the proportions aren't properly maintained. Yeah, you don't hit control when you expand. Yeah, it's like him, Alex Jones. They all got that same vibe. They all getting wider. Yeah, this is one young man who was in a focus group outside of Charlotte, quote,

I don't know why we are fighting in Iran if we've never been attacked. I just don't understand why. I don't even really want to vote anymore. I'm really starting to think it's like it just won't matter. I don't want to feel responsible for taking a vote and feeling misled or misjudged or making a wrong move. so the decision-making paralysis but also

it's just like the basic part first time around the sun yeah no truly I mean I guess that is the problem it is someone's first time it is their first time yeah we've seen this we saw this whole shit

we were front row at the lake show the last time they were manufacturing consent for a fucking debacle of a war and I always say this I'm like and it is a flipping way of saying

like they had the benefit of 9-11 to try and sell this people. Like, and even to this kid's own words, he's like, we have, we never even been attacked. Like, like that's sort of the logic, like the line of logic that most people, if you get them to consent to something fucked up like this, it's usually like, oh, we got hit. So we got to hit them back. It's retaliatory. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Like, you can understand that. Another young woman said, quote, it does like in terms of the war. It does change how I feel about Trump. He said there would be no

new wars and he said that gas would be below $3 a gallon. I'm not happy with him right now. Yeah. And there's like a lot of versions of people who truly hook, line, and sinker were like, I thought no wars and cheap food or like I could at least maybe. Wait until they find out about Red Shower 4. Yeah. And who's paying for that?

I guess it's just like there's just a whole class of people that for whom Trump doesn't sound like a liar to them. And it's bizarre. But I mean, it's fine, I guess. It's like a wealthy white person could be shorthand for someone who's successful and can be trusted, especially if you're not, if you're looking completely uncritically. And also for younger kids, I mean, like we talk all the time about how budgets for public education get slashed and slashed and slashed and slashed.

Like this feels like a logical, like this was always sort of the thing that people were talking about. It's like, they need a less informed populace to get. get more stuff like this through. And then you add the crunch of trying to fucking survive and toil and capitalism. It's like, dude, I only have fucking, like the brain cells to then be like, I think I'm going to drink a white claw and have a mouthful of zen. So I can get through the fucking day. I'm not saying this is the solution to things.

But like, I think the Democrats could learn a lot that you can just lie and they should just lie. Like, you should just promise. Like, you should just promise everything. Because it doesn't matter and nobody ever holds you accountable. So everybody should just be out. out there telling people whatever they want to hear. And you'll win more elections.

Unfortunately, they did that for like stuff like, we're going to end police violence. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right. They did it from things.

Yeah, yeah. That could have been, that could have been something. But no, you guys lie about the dumbest shit. And then don't follow through. And people like,

what the fuck are they fucking? They need to pick better lies. Yeah. Yeah. Pick better fucking lies. And I just do want to say, like, it's,

there's just like this one clip, Don Lemon, you know, like he does moral, like social media shit. He's like man on the street asking people like, hey, what do you do you like he was on like in the streets. I think in New York is just being like, hey, you guys think Trump is doing the right thing with this like war in Iran or all the right decisions being made. And he pulls up to this group of dudes like precisely the kind of dude who's like what did milk boys say like out here caught him in their environment asking these three young dudes. Yo, what do you think about what Trump is doing? And this question fucking right.

rattles this group of three dudes in like the most i don't know it's it's it's here oh you'll listen what you feel about the war in iran i think trump's doing the right thing honestly what so i got no comment on that this guy is dressed like a young undercover cop he is he looks like he's trying to infiltrate a BLM fucking rally or some shit like fresh fresh yankees everything had to say got the kith got the kith Got the Kith Yankee. I'm telling you all, Kith, is Red Flag. Red Flag City. Okay.

People said they call it a Fubu for white people. So he said, Trump doing fucking everything pretty good. Let me just, I'll play it from the top so you can hear his whole answer. I feel about the war in Iran. I think Trump's doing the right thing, honestly. Why so? I got no comment on that. You don't know why?

No, I'm just taking a guess. You're just guessing that he's doing the right thing? Yeah. Are you serious? Yeah. Exactly. How do you feel? I mean, I don't know.

I don't think Trump's doing the right thing. Is this a joke? What? Is this a joke? Yeah. No, it's not. Wait, no. All right, you can fucking drive home, bro.

Or walk home, sorry. Damn. He just fucking pieces out, just goes up the block. And he's like, fuck you, bro. You can fucking go home on your own. And the guy's like, damn, I don't even know what happened there. He goes on. And then wait for this third asshole to speak.

I don't know what this happened. But he doesn't even know why. Yeah, I don't know why. I just think, like, it's not good for a comedy. Like, I don't know. There you go. That's enough. I don't really give a fuck about the worst.

Smoke weed, get money, fuck bitches. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Don Levin's just soul dying. Look at this goofball with the Ed Hardy. He got the fucking Sean Paul shades on. He looks like Polly Shore in the goofy movie. cheesy pizza, bruh.

Oh, God. I don't care about politics. What's your opinion? And then here's my opinion. Why? I just took a guess. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You took a guess on what your opinion is.

Yeah. Exactly. Well, I think it's like, again, there doesn't want to enter any kind of like real talk about it. He's just like, I don't know. My feeling. is that like I'm Trump. I couldn't tell you anything other than that. And when he's like, he just trust that he's doing the right thing, I think again,

goes to a lot of people whose shorthand is this older white man with money, that I've been, this idea has been reinforced for centuries in my mind that this is, this person is making the right decision. So I'm just going to rely on the cultural momentum of this depiction of this powerful white man to be like, yeah, he's doing the right thing. Well, I think it's also like to him that they won, or sorry, to them that he won the last election is all they need. Like, that becomes its own logic. I will say you can fucking find your own ride home in Manhattan is a, the easiest place in the world.

Good luck, asshole, getting uptown. All right. Yeah, that will be tough. I mean, unless they came in from Philly or something, you know what I mean? in which place, you know, just catch the, you know, the Amtrak. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Amtrak decepto, you're fine.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you could take the new Asila. It looks great. It looks great. They updated the cars. You might want to try that. But the way that dude was really like, what do you think was happening for that guy

who like was suddenly like, dude, I've been fucking betrayed. Like, you know, because the way he's like, are you fucking serious? Like his reaction to him being like, is you doing the right thing? Nah, I don't think so. Is, are you fucking serious, dude?

Yeah. Yeah. I don't think you can disagree with one thing that he's doing. Like, you're pulling the thread of the sweater. You know, it all starts to dismantle the second you admit that one thing is wrong. Right, right, right, right. You have to hold the line. Like, here, I just want to play it again because this guy, his reaction is so fucking funny.

How do you feel? I mean, I don't know. I don't think it's something right thing. Is this a joke? What? Is this a joke? Yeah. No, it's a joke?

Are they together? All right. You can fucking drive home, bro. Or walk home, I'm sorry. I like that he did clarify that. Yeah. He's like, you can drive home. I mean, walk home.

I mean. Is it because I think this is also the kind of thing, too, where like this was, I was encouraging white people of good character in 2020. I'm like, you got to start ditching these backwards motherfuckers, you know what I mean? And don't be worried if they go, are you fucking serious right now, dog? You need to be the kind of person who lets people, if you're, if you happen to be that person who's smart enough in a friend group, be like, yeah, this is bullshit, guys. Like, you need to send that shock through the system.

And I think that, like, this was like one of those examples where maybe they were, they just don't talk about politics all the time. Yeah. But I think it's like, like, men already have like a, you know, inability to talk about anything real, compounded with men of that particular those, you know, you could, I assume there'll be a link to that video. These kids, young guys, yeah. Yeah, like, or like, you know,

a spiring mob guy. I don't know what the fuck they're like, think about their life. That guy's a cop, dude. His uncle. Yes, yeah, that's right. They're aspiring cops. They're absolutely aspiring cops. He wants to be a cop.

And like, so it's like, I think they just go through life, assuming everyone of their boys thinks exactly the same. So that's also a crack in their social fabric. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And but that's a good part of growing up, too, is like when you start being, like, also understanding, like it's actually important who you hang around and like yeah the energy that comes with that because it can actually poison you like on a certain level like energetically like you will become

stagnant around people who are not growing or challenging themselves so shout out to the dude a sheepishly was like you know yeah but he also didn't really have a more thought out that and I will say I have a feeling that guy must be like doing crypto or something it was like it's actually not good for like my little coins right well I think he does have a car you know And I think that he's seeing that the war in Iran is causing gas prices to go up. Because he brings up the economy as a thing. And I think the other guy does not have a cart. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. So this is not additive at all. But you have to appreciate the, like, he's like top half streetwear. Like he sort of understands the kith fill-away. And then the bottom half is like skinny jeans that taper off around the leg. He didn't get the note. It's a schizophrenic style. Yeah.

We're going baggy. We're going baggy. And how could you know because you're a cop and you just pulled that shirt out from something that confiscated from someone they arrested? Yeah, you don't hide guns in your lower body. You've hired guns under the- Exactly. Exactly. Exactly.

And shout out to like, it's funny too when you look at these guys. Like they all like are sort of like three specific algorithms of fashion that like men are served. It's like you can do kind of the more cop, kithing. You can go sort of loud Ed Hardy outfit with terrible cargo pants. And then like the dude who had the decent take, he got the best of the algorithm. He's kind of Ben Affleck and Goodwill Hunting, you know?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, look, I obviously, I don't think AI is good enough or will ever be, but if you just told one of those fucking programs built me a young man, those, and hit generate three times. Yeah, pretty much with you guys.

Because it's true. I mean, so, I mean, like, I see this so much in L.A. Like, there are like three outfits, young dudes. where that are like all I see like it's like are you wearing real tree camo with light washed jeans there's like the real tree camo with light washed everything that fucking every motherfucker's wearing the blue collar cosplay yeah yeah there's blue collar cosplay but then like you kind of drip it out with like a fucking you know whatever it is you know an expensive jogger or whatever it is but it's just it's interesting to just see like the I don't know I will I will just I will submit

this. And this is me, you know, as an old man who's been through several generations of teens below. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think every generation has seen 19 year olds and thought precisely what you're thinking. Oh, yeah, you know, 100%. 100%. But it's just like interesting though, too, how much algorithmically like stuff is, gets funneled, right? Like that's, it's all designed. Like, you kind of get an algorithm will determine you're this kind of dude. And now it's going to be reinforced visually in your algorithm based on all the data. Oh, sure. You get more feedback.

Yes. I'm just saying, I do think teens have been funneled into three buckets for all the time. I don't know, which, but wait, so what were the three buckets for you? Which bucket were you in? Oh, I mean, obviously in my bucket, there was just like, like buzzcut, short sleeve, a button up shirt to the top. There was just standard issue hippie. And there was Black Panther.

Yeah. Oh, okay. Because of the 70s. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm like, like early 2000s. Like, when goth, mall goths like became like really into like anime and invaders. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

It was like no longer that dark brooding got. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. You obviously had skater kids. Yep. Yeah.

And then and then there were like the scenessters. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Mine was, it was jock, skater, rap, drugs. were like sort of the four boy styles, and I was rap drugs. Yeah.

Was sort of the bucket I felt like that's what I'm saying. There's just, I don't know. At the end of the day, at the end of the day, no microphone should ever be thrust into the face of a 23-year-old person, no matter of their political affiliation.

Like Don Lemon, being out there on the street, like, respect Don Lemon, but it's like, what are you going to get from these guys? He's the adults. Like, what he is hoping to, what discourse is possibly going to come out of... Well, I think that's what's unfortunate is like these people do have votes, you know?

That's... So on some level, it's like, what the fuck are y'all thinking real quick? Oh, nothing. Okay. I get it. Either was I. Either was I.

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Yeah, yeah. Like, and people are like, oh, yeah, dude, it's fucking so hot. I fucking knew it the whole time, man. Boobobs are back. Big butts are disgusting. This is so sick. Thank God. She has blonde hair.

because yeah, I get it. They can thirst over someone who's just as racist and regressive as they are. Well, uh, hello. I hope you woke up to the newest fucking star, Jessicaa dot Foster, their handle at Jessica 2A's dot Foster. She's blonde, blue-eyed, buxum, and serves in the military? Oh, hell yeah, player. She's fucking perfect, doggy. She's got a fucking million followers right now are in her IG.

she kicks it with Trump and she's Triple C thick and she sells feet picks on only fans guys she's the best okay and she's fucking AI that's the other part and I don't know what didn't give it away to anyone who looked at this account the second

they heard about this like maga quote unquote influencer it's like wow I didn't know the military was allowing mini skirts as part of the uniform yeah like fish net Yeah, like with like three feet above the knee, basically. Yeah, top half four-star general, bottom half, midi skirt. One skirt. Yeah, 100%.

And like all the picks, she's like walking with Trump in like a completely AI hallucinated uniform. I will actually just say that part seems the most realistic. I think Trump would absolutely do that if she existed. If she's, oh, sure. She's in the Navy and the Marines. She's in all of them. Yeah. She's got every form of dress on you can have, like, in terms of dress greens, dress blues, but I know they have that in the Army. But her, none of her, nothing makes sense. Like, where her name tag should be in some pictures, like where it would be your last name. It just says U.S. Army, like, on a plastic name tag. And again. I want to feel like an AI stolen Valor guy coming up to her, like the patches. Oh, my God. Yeah. You have too many fingers, you know.

Don Shipley, the fucking Navy SEAL dude on YouTube is like, because after a seal something. I was like, no, this ain't right. This ain't right. There's something off about, no, these ribbons don't look right. No, there's no way she could have served in all those. No, no, no way. But yeah, like, it's just, I, here's the thing. It's like, it's hard to know whether her fans in America actually care that she isn't real or not

because I'm sure they just get off to seeing someone in like a child killer uniform. But the amount of comments where people are acting like she is real is kind of fucking odd. We're like, oh, man, we've been praying for someone like you. this is great, just someone who's not afraid to be sexy and also in the military. But you look at the pictures that are posted to. It's like a selfie with her Putin and Trump is one. Another was her, Trump and Zelensky. Her with Cristiano Ronaldo and Trump.

Another one with her Lionel Messi. I mean, that's the bigger betrayal, obviously. You can only play both sides in Russia and Ukraine. Right. Yeah. This is ridiculous. But the messy Ronaldo debate, playing both the goat debate. Disgusting. No, it's messy all day. Come on, guys. It ain't,

it ain't fucking Cristiano Ronaldo. We all know that. But yeah, it's just like, it's a lot of the headlines have been like, maga men are being swindled. But again, I don't know if they fucking care. I don't even know if like that's the point. You know what I mean? Like, it's pure titillation. Like the real world will not offer them the reality they're seeking in terms of companionship or whatever like an idea of the perfect like American woman wife is. Yeah. So why not just go for some made up character? Do you think they're a girlfriends are getting upset that they're liking this AI girl's

probably. Probably. And they like it. It's like, dude, they're fucking fighting over me right now. It's crazy. Like my one, she won't even, she won't stop blowing up my phone. And so how much of this is foot related content? It seems like quite a bit, right?

is she funnels, she posts like feet sometimes. It'll be like her like in the middle of like a like it looks like a situation room where like they're like uniformed army people earnestly on computers like what's going on. She just got her feet up on the desk being like, hi, here my feet. Here they are. Because again, she like just funnels people towards it's like only fans and like they'll tip her. So apparently it's just like making at least like hundreds of dollars of post.

Oh my God. How many only fans accounts are AI? Oh, I can only imagine I mean, why not? There's no cost to, you know, more or less to do it. Why would you do it? Yeah.

Wow. There was a, there was like a double check everybody that I follow. Yeah. Hey, you're not AI, are you? No, no. That's a great question. That's a great question. You're so smart.

Help me. Yeah, and I totally understand why you would feel like that. And party is right. Wait, what? But yeah, I mean, it's also like, there was just also this recent study about how like there were like men were looking at like AI like nude images and AI was always more pleasant for them to look at like just the aesthetic of the unreal is becoming like the favored version or like at least with some people like looking

at like yeah i generated like porn images and things like that so it's a very very odd time but um i mean i guess you can just lock that into your brain during puberty that if you you know this is what you find attractive. Right, right, right. Yeah, fuck. Like, I like Lola Bunny. Yeah. From Space Jam.

Yeah. And that's fine, actually. I know. And I, that's good. That's great about human, you know. Yeah. Thank you.

See, I was doing the reverse version of the Don Lemon Street interview where I had to throw that take out to make sure everyone agreed. So I don't have to be like, you're fucking joking right now, right? Yeah, you can take your own right. All right, dude. You can fucking walk. You can log off the Zoom on your own by yourself. K, dude.

Oh, man. Well, Morgan Evans, thank you so much for joining us today on the Daily Zikegeist. Where do the people find you, follow you, support you, all that good stuff? And is there a work of media that you're enjoying? Yeah, you can check out microbudget.com, microbudgettmovie.com. Microbgettmovie.com. We're also on Letterbox and everywhere like that. And then I'm at Totally Morgan on pretty much all the platforms.

Nice, nice. Andrew T. Oh, is there a work in media, Morgan, that you're enjoying? Oh, just like something. that I'm liking to watch. I'm really looking forward to season three of the comeback. I love the Leiths Nugher show The Comeback. I think it comes out very soon.

Big, big fan of that show. I'm really looking forward to that. Cool. Yeah, because how many years has it been between seasons? Well, that's what's great about it in kind of like a Twin Peak season three way. You know, I think like season one was, you know, in the 90s. And then it's like 15 years later they do a second season. And then almost like 10 years after that, they do a 13th season.

They do it. how do they do it. That's the TV schedule. It's like boyhood. Right. Andrew, thank you so much for joining me. Where do the people find you, follow you, all that good stuff? I don't know, man.

Oh, we still have at suboptimalpaws.com. We have our premium show, Starter Trek, where Tani Newsom and I are going through weirdo Star Trek episode. You know what? No, and some good, lots of good ones. They're all really good. getting i'm trying to modulate how i talk about star yeah don't do that it's just new to me just be you

it's new to me i know um work of media this is so insanely boring and this does give give away my age but i i have really enjoyed the music video for that new gorilla single and the mountain so good is it good it's good the animation is quite good in the music video too is it computer animation is like old school it's i mean the the main

reference seems to be the jungle book. Oh, okay. So, okay. I don't know. I don't, I mean, I'm, I, everything's made with computers, but. Are you big gorillas fan? No, that's the thing. I'm not. I was just, it just came up and I was like, I haven't listened to an album

there since, I don't know, fucking 15 years. They had a show like three weeks ago in L.A. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Very good. People like these guerrillas. It turned out. Yeah. Yeah. You can find me everywhere at Miles of Gray.

You can find me also talking about 90-day fiancé on 420-day fiancé. And I'm also talking about footie, the game of football in it. Oh, my God. Foothy. Yeah, what? Yes. 4-0 to Angel City and the home opener. My God, go look at those goals.

Great goals. Great goals. Anyway, those are where you can find me. You can also, okay, work in media I like. This is just, I saw this on Instagram. It was funny. It's by Kyle Gordon is great. And Jacob Kaplan, it just said,

every millennial cookbook. I just love bits like this that lean into the absurdity of this kind of shit, but here's every millennial cookbook. Fucking rips by Cody Nishamora Peters. Fork Me Raw. 90 bomb-ass salads to get you for your summer. You know, about to got time for that. How to cook for a party at 12 in number 60 seconds.

Zero percent gluten. A hundred percent bitch. GBLT. A book of queer sandoes. I knew you were tacos when you walked in. It's so stupid. Ain't nobody got time for that. 12 under 60 seconds.

It does feel like every time I see a book, I'm like, fuck, man. Like, just, is this, are these? They've fallen subjects of the same stuff. It's like, you know, just got to grab their attention so fast. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

Fuck in the title. Yeah, yeah. It's like, oh, Jesus, man. It's like, these ain't your fucking grandmas, recipes. They're my fucking grandma's recipes. They're like, oh, okay. And they knew each other. Yeah. From school. From school. You like that shit? You can find us on Twitter, Blue Sky, a daily Zikeyes. We're at the Daily Zikeyes on Instagram. Go to the description of the episode right now, wherever you're listening. And at the bottom, you'll find the footnotes. Who knows?

Thank you, Andrew. Which is where we link off to the information we talked about in today's episode. As you can see the friend group breakup on the New York Street corner, Braddon, Lenox. and tell us know what you think of the fits do a fit check real quick um also link off to a song we think you might enjoy uh for me it's just this obscure thing that's been popping off on redid about the uh there's a co-op on ecclesall road in sheffield england where people swear the sound like the droning sound of the like the refrigerator freezers in the back are just pleasant they're zen like i'll play a little bit for you but this is the This is what happens with the internet.

Now we got 10 hours, the 10-hour drone loop of it. But I just wanted to play this. This is the sound. This is like the legit sound in the back of the story that people were like, this is a beautiful hum of these compressors. Some are saying that's a C-sharp chord. I don't know. It's like Apex Twins, the selected ambient work.

Yeah, yeah, exactly. Exactly. So check that one out. It's 10 hours ambient drone. The Ecky Road Co-Op freezer symphony is. That's called. I just think of a fun sound to play in the background.

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