The Daily Zeitgeist - Hide The Bad Economy! JD Vance = S**tty Dad? 08.13.25

Episode Date: August 13, 2025

In episode 1913, Miles and guest co-host Pallavi Gunalan are joined by comedian behind the new comedy special From The Future, Fabrizio Copano, to discuss… Can’t Have A Sh*tty Economy If There’s No Data To Analyze!, NO... AI Jesus Chatbots Are Predatory?! JD Vance Continues To Be A Sh*tty Dad and more! Can’t Have A Sh*tty Economy If There’s No Data To Analyze! NO... AI Jesus Chatbots Are Predatory?! JD Vance Continues To Be A Sh*tty Dad JD Vance says he used Grok to help make a customized children's book Katie Miller is leaving Musk World to start a podcast for conservative moms JD Vance Told His Son to ‘Shut The Hell Up’ About Pokemon While Talking to Trump LISTEN: Sweet Serotonin by Amber MarkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How was Denmark? Why have I not asked you about that? It's sick. Everyone's sick. They're mentally ill. Oh, I thought, okay. They're fucking sick over there. There's fucking...

You became Italian America. Yeah. Oh, what the fuck is this? Tulips and chocolate? Is that it? Is that Denmark? No. That's Holland.

Oh, okay, okay. That was the most American thing ever said. Tulips and chocolate, that Denmark? Oh, that's a different American. Fucking tulips and chocolate. I know Copenhagen. Yeah, man, that's the chumel. I thought Denmark had good chocolate, too, no?

I feel like all those Norwegian. Yeah, they eat, they eat well over there. They eat organic things. Their juices taste different. Their grass is literally green. Well, it's not my fault. They don't know how to season with microplastics. Okay.

Just, you just put it, you put it in a pepper grinder. Yeah, that's literally what I do with my water bottles. Oh, God, yeah. I moved to steel. Oh, you moved to steel bits in your water. You're putting a lug nut in there and just grinding it up. Anytime I walk near magnets, my tummy hurts. Oh, no.

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My name is Miles Gray, aka the Lord of Lancashim. I don't have a long AKA today because I'm I'm still jet-lacked, okay? I'm still jet-lacked, okay? Just I'm getting used to the time difference. And also the guy's child is not sleeping very well.

So my jetlack is continued, is augmented. But I am thrilled to introduce my co-host, a talented, I don't know, just scientist, science communicator, biologer, I think is one way to put it, neurobiologist, fantastic comedian. You might know them. You should know them from their monthly facial recognition comedy. You should know them from all the funny shit that they do. You probably even remember them.

What was that commercial where you were, uh, was that too potato? Yeah, you were to be. No, not fucking tubi. It's Pluto, bitch. Oh, my bad, my bad, my bad. You was the potato in that commercial. And also, I was a potato. Also one of my favorite guests, co-hosts and guests, please welcome to the microphone,

Paula Viginalin! I did my own sound. I'm like the most annoying DJ. Hey, I'm Paula. A.k.a. A.k.a.a. The diva of doxing. Miles studies on Lankership. Go there now. Go there now. Stand outside. Make noises. See if you can hear it in the podcast. You, I'm outside there usually. So if you are out like Lancashim and Magnolia, check for me around that intersection. You're doxing yourself just to get friends. It's pathetic. But you know what? It's better than doing drugs.

You know, just self-doxing, hoping somebody shows up and says hi. Adrenaline rush. Yeah, yeah, yeah, always. Yesterday I went to a movie with my dad Shout out my dad Shout out your dad And we were in line And I saw one of the actors From the like the young girls

From Freakier Friday Like in line And I'm like it's such an LA thing To go to an AMC And like the star of a movie is like They're watching them Especially like the younger kids Because they like bring all their friends

She was watching her She went to go see Freakyer Friday I didn't see Freaky or Friday But like oftentimes people like throw little parties where they like rent out like 20 seats with their friends or whatever. Sure, sure. Like I saw the kid from the boys at an AMC one time. I'm like, this is like Nicole Kidman was right.

Like this is magical. Exactly. You really do feel, you can really do say, you feel heartache in a place like this? I do. Yeah, something like that kid out of work and into the yard playing with their friends. Well, look, Paula V, we are very, very honored today to have a very fantastic guest. Look, this is, we have illustrious guests. We have people that are better than us on usually.

And this, today's guest, is no different. Okay, this man is actually the first South American comedian to shoot an original comedy special for Netflix. As a writer, is a director, okay, out here acting, out here making comedic films, out here making comedic specials. Now, if you speak Spanish, you might be very familiar with his stand-up comedy work already. But if you are like me and only speak a little bit of Spanish because you grew up in LA and it's not enough to functionally understand a full Spanish language comedy set, you're in luck because his first English language comedy special is out now. It's called From the Future. Please welcome to the microphone, the famous, the talented, the hilarious Fabricio Copano! Thank you so much for having me. I'm just having fun listening to you guys. Oh, no, no. I'm just going to stay in silence the entire time. Just going to be here quietly.

Please don't. You're too funny to do that. He's, like, playing that weird king game on his phone the whole time. Wait, what's the king game? Don't you see those, like, celebrities playing the, aren't there like kings? You know what I'm talking about. I know what you're talking. I don't think it's a real game.

I think he's always like an ad that never needs to a real game. Yeah, I feel that way about, like, the dirty girl where she has, like, the hair and, like, you have to get her ready or whatever, and then bad things happen to her. There's so many of these weird spamps that. show up in other games. You have a child. You don't understand what the hell we're talking about. I know about online slap games

that are ads that when you try and download it, that's not the fucking game. I just never heard of the dirty girl one. You've never heard of like the dirt, the one with the dirty girl where she like shaves and then her boyfriend cheats on her and she's crying and stuff. Are you for real?

I think the algorithm just send that to you. I think they know that is for you. No, like her name is Palavi and she's like trying to follow her dreams and then she can't. And like she's definitely. credit card debt. Her boyfriend's like gallivanting around Europe, having fun. In Barcelona right now. Yeah. Stop doxing him. I was hitting him up. I gave him some recommendations. Wait, so the king, okay, is that, I know because the other one, there's the one where like all the soldiers gore through them gates and then like they multiply and they're shooting shit and then like a big fucking goblin comes out.

No, this one's like like a goofy king and recently they came out with like another weird king. And like celebrities are pushing the ads on this. Have you seen this, Fabrizio? Like we're like celebrities. are, like, advertising these types of games. I'm like, this is a sign of the recession. Yeah, I know. I mean, what kind of celebrities are we talking about? The ones we're waiting outside Freaky Fridays or real? No. Wow!

Are you coming for a straight-up child? Hey, you know, anybody can get fucking, they can get hip with a stray out here. Yeah, yeah. I didn't want to say you can get touched out here because I didn't want to think. No, no, no, do that. Yeah, that nomenclature did not really apply well to that situation. However, Fabrizio, your special is fantastic.

For that being your first English slang, I'm like, bro, this motherfucker is funny as hell. What was the process like for you being like, you know what? I've done it all in Spanish. Now let me come over here and now let people know how funny I can be in English. Was that daunting or did it just feel like a natural progression? Because I surmised, as you said in your special, you are married to an American, you are now a citizen. And was that just sort of a natural process or was that something you kind of like

had a goal to do? I mean, I think as a comic, you want to be in like the most, in the most challenging side of the business. So I always assumed that New York was the place to be, you know, because of all this comedy specials and all the mythology around comedy.

So I wanted to go to New York, do comedy in English, and prove myself that I was able to do it. And yeah, I started thinking about that when I was 13 or something. And I truly starting the process a couple of years ago of like, okay, I think I can do an hour. You know, I think it can put together an hour. And yeah, I mean, the funny thing is like, I started like translating jokes because I thought it was the way to go, you know?

And then I realized like not really. So now I have like two sets in my brain, like one for South America, one for the U.S. And some jokes overlap, but it's kind of have two different brains. Right, right, right. For comedy. Yeah, for sure. Not the rest of the time. The rest of the time, I have half one.

But for comedy, I have two. Yeah, that's good. That's like, if you use, like, more than 10% of your brain, you could do comedy in other languages. Did you guys hear that? I mean, you need to get some proteins that we're selling at the end of the show. And you need to get some vitamins that this. And, yes, we will be plugging your nutraceuticals at the end.

I told you, and I think I told your manager, we would have time to plug your nutraceuticals at the end of that episode. Bylingual vitamins, I call them. And then make you bilingual if you take them every morning. Well, for retail, we're going to get to know you a little bit better. First, we're going to let people know a little bit about what we're going to be talking about. First, just to check in with our economy, it's not good. But guess what?

You can't have a shitty economy if there's no data to analyze. And that is exactly what the Trump administration is moving to do. So we'll talk about that. And I'm sorry for everybody. I know I talked a big game about Jesus AI chatbots and how they were the future of our salvation and how they're all knowing and wise. Someone just did a quick, just gander at some like the top five Jesus AI chat bots. They apparently suck and it breaks my heart to hear. Really, I had a lot of, a lot of faith in the Jesus AI chat bots. We'll check in with the mayoral race

in New York. Your special was in New York Fabrizio. So we will check in to see how Andrew Cuomo is just failing terribly to try and attack Zoran Mamdani for looking old. And then we'll talk about the Vice President J.D. Vance and his interview that he had with Stephen Miller's wife, where we learned all kinds of shit, like how he's a terrible father. And also Stephen Miller has a disgusting habit of eating mayonnaise. And we will talk about all of that and plenty more. But first, Fabriccio, what is something from your search history that's revealing about who you are or what you're into right now? Bad, the CGI. That's my new obsession. It's like seeing the curve how CGI used to be amazing at the beginning of the early.

like in early thousands and now kind of crash because of the Marvel movies and destroy the industry of CGI. So I love to watch these videos of like how they try to fix it later and it still looks horrible. So bad CGGI, that's my new thing. Okay, can I introduce you to before Marvel movies, the original problem with CGI, Vollywood movies?

Can I introduce you to that? Speaking about CTIA. Because that's a whole other category. Please. I wasn't aware of this. No, I didn't know this. Defies the laws of physics. Are you saying you like campy CGI or you're sort of fascinated with how there was an arc where like it used to be good and then suddenly it fell off a cliff and people are like scrambling to make better. That's for me the most interesting part. Yeah.

It's like these Transformers movies like they look amazing compared with all these Marvel movies because clearly like there's no enough CGI people in the world to make all this CGI. effects every week for every TV show for every single movie. So, yeah, it looks horrible. And they also are making so many of those in succession that they, like, meeting those deadlines, they're like, let's just throw this

together. Let's just do this. Yeah, it turns out not a great industry. Especially for, like, the amount of time that people have to put into it. But hey, AI will, I think, solve that, right? Because all the AI see is really fucking bad. I mean, good.

All of the extra teeth and fingers are like really beautiful in all these movies. They just start creating superheroes with, they're like, multi-teeth man. Yeah. What if we start like truly believing that that's the beauty standard, like the new beauty standard? People start like getting surgery to look like their AI version. Yeah. I bet that's, yeah. I mean, that is so, I feel like that's right around the corner.

There were people who, like, were addicted to their Snapchat filter face and then went to, like, a plastic surgeon to be like, you know, I'm trying to get, I'm trying to look like this Snapchat filter. And the doctor's like to come out with bunny ears. Yeah. That feels like a dumb change in the virgin plot twist. Yeah. My tongue, I have to roll back into my mouth. Yeah. She goes in for the glam.

And you put two letterbox movies on top of my head. Yeah. I'm totally an A-20. for girly. Fabrito, what's something you think is underrated? Cleepie. From Microsoft Word? Yeah, I mean, because now with all this

AI things, it's like, Clippy knew his limitations. You know, like he was, I'm smart, but you know what? I don't know enough about everything. Just ask me about how to change some stuff here in the page. But I know who I am, I'm happy with who I am,

I don't need more. And we need to go back to those times. Yeah, AI has Dunning Kruger syndrome where it thinks it doesn't know enough and then it thinks it knows more and it just fills in the space but Clippy has self-aware A good amount of

Truly self-aware Healthy amount of imposter syndrome Clippy had because Clippy wasn't about to be like Oh, you want my take on the American Civil War? Hitler was kind of good Yeah, it's like, well hold on Clippy, no, no, no, we didn't ask you that, we didn't ask you that I need to know how to trickleppy will never

Clippy will never do that. No, Clippy will be like that's not, I don't know I mean, I'm not, I'm not part of that conversation, guys. What happens if you do ask Clippy for some shit? Would you like to write a letter indicative of the American Civil War? It's like, Clippy, what do we do about falling birth rates for white people in the United States of America? Go. And it's like, hey, man, you want to, you want to add some clipboard?

Wing dinged swastikas all over your page. He's more into like, you want to print something instead of thinking of all this? Just, just print this. I like you just keeping you focused. Yeah. Yeah. Just stop with the distraction, man. Just fucking, I'm here to do Microsoft Word type shit, okay?

Exactly. I'm not here to do fucking AI propaganda bullshit. Fabrice, what's the meaning you think is overrated? Dogs. No. I think they are. I know. It's a difficult conversation, but.

That's okay. Go ahead. Be strong. I. I can't. Say it's in this fucking face. Oh, no, my camera felt. Did you just drop your fucking.

This is what happened. This is what happened when you try to push a narrative. Yeah. You're pushing a narrative that makes no sense. And I know this is like, cool. I'm pushing a narrative. I knocked my water over too. That's what you get.

My dog's going to lick it up. Okay. We'll see. Well, I, I, I, I, I, I mean, I like dogs. I don't disagree that they're great, but I think we're overusing them. They're in everything.

There's too many stickers. There's too many movies with dogs. There's too many little emoji, dogy emoji. Like, I think when we're talking a second ago about the filters, dude, like let them be just dogs. You know, like I think as a culture, we're just using them so much. We're dogifying ourselves. Oh, so you're saying we've hit a saturation.

point with our dog the symbology of the dog is everywhere and we need to move on we're so dissatisfied with humanity that we're projecting dogs onto humans. It should be crabs. And it's like they're better than humans. He's like, of course

you know why? Because they're not humans. That's why they're better. He got me in the first half. He got me in the first half. I have to say. Yeah. Because they're not humans man. It's easy to be better a human when you're not a human. Right, exactly. It's like, comparatively, it's like, man,

this turtle is so much better than all of us. It's like, yeah, that's how I feel about being unsuccessful. I'm like, yeah, I'm not a CEO, but at least I'm not a CEO. You know what I mean? Yep. At least I'm not polluting anything. This I'm like killing the fucking. If I'm unsuccessful, I've done way better than the most successful people you've seen. True. Because at some point, they're compromising shit. Yeah, you're bringing more joy too. Fabrice, do you feel there's like a, is there an animal that should be, we should be elevating in place of the dog like the dog is yesterday.

Yeah, who should we worship at the altar? Who should be, yeah, a golden cow? What do you got? Red panda? What do you got? I think we should start instead of like just pushing animals so hard because they have lives to live. We should just like go for chairs.

Like we should put objects into our favorite thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, they are like honestly a chair is doing less damage than a human for sure. Oh yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. A much smaller carbon footprint, even though it has for. You can see it in them.

They have a purpose. I mean, chairs. Dude, like, let's go for chairs, man. What was it? I know, no way he's joining this movement. Yeah. But I'm trying to, you know. Get it started.

Super chairs in the next Superman movie. You know what I mean? Inspiring James Gunn. Super chair. Exactly. Exactly. He's like, I modeled this chair after my chair at home that I rescue. All right.

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Oh, not doing well. Wages still low. Prices continue to be high. The tariffs aren't causing more winning. No. Sadly, though, because the president is an old man that has to live in a fantasy world to soothe his ego,

he has found a solution to everyone talking about bad jobs numbers. And that is to just stop just stop reporting them all the time. time. That's the way around it. If we don't talk about it. That's how I look at my bank account. That's how I deal with bills.

Me and Trump look at the mini economy the same way. Can we also just like firing or banks? We don't like this what I'm seeing here. My great imbalance. So just do you pay for fire.

Overdraft. No, no, no, no, no. You abide in holdover. Okay, you need to be fired. Like, was it an Eastern European country where like civilians were like robbing the banks because they were like holding their money or whatever and everybody outside was cheering them on. Do you know what I'm talking about Miles? There was a clip on Reddit. Yeah, where a dude like very casually just rolled into a bank and the people in the bank were like,

we know he's not here for us. They're like, yeah, go get some money. There were like seven bank robberies in like a week or something. And one of them was like a woman who needed money to pay for her sister's like cancer care or something. But everybody, I'm like, this is what we need. This is what America needs to like go. everybody like takes a billionaire and shakes out their pockets you know what i mean we're taking a while in the background cheering it on i mean for rita as you said in your special you know we're not we're doing our coups all wrong we need the army you know yeah that's the way it works yeah i we're not even doing the army but they hate us how do we how do we win the army over

oh we go i don't look dogs chairs i think you're listening okay you just sound like a W.W.E. fan. That's all you're like, cheers. Cheers. Cheers. I'm pretty sure they're more connected with my sentiment than yours right now. Like, they're more through the chairs. That's so true. Yeah.

Yeah, a thousand percent. I'm fighting the middle ground here. Sorry. Yeah, exactly. Cut to the army. They're sitting on dogs. You're like, God damn. It was all wrong about that. Oh, my God. So, the last commissioner of the Bureau of Labor

Statistics was a woman named Erica McIntyre for, and she was fucking fire. when the July jobs report came out because it basically revealed how bad the job market is. It's stalling out and hasn't looked like this since December of 2020.

So Trump just fucking fired her. This is my thing. I think the job market, it's so woke. That's the problem. That's why they have to change. You know, having a job is kind of like a woke thing. Exactly.

And like all these different kinds of jobs, that's like diversity, equity, inclusion, right? That's like the EI shit. Like, why do we need so. Shouldn't there just be one job? Why can't we just have emails outside babies? Why can't there be three jobs? I think, yeah, this whole thing is destroying America.

Like, having a job is the reason why kids are getting into fentanyl. So I think it's time to onwoke the job market. That's what they're doing, actually, I think. Look, that's what I say you need one job. Oh, wait, so you want me to have multiple jobs, a sort of a diverse. plurality of jobs? That sounds, whoa. No, no, no, no.

We're not doing this. We're not doing this. We're not doing this. So now the person being considered to replace her is one of the economic architects of Project 2025, some dickhead named E.J. Antony. Why do they have not real names? McIntyrefer and E.J. Antoine.

They all have names of villains. Like, all they have names of bad people. Yeah, but they're like different villains. McIntyrefer is like. Sepford wife, and then what is the other one? E.J. Antony. That's like a DJ, a villainous DJ. You're like, E.J., that's a DJ.

That's a DJ. Yeah. His resume, as people say, they're like, look, this guy, he's really done all kinds of stuff. He's an economist. Quote, his work has been featured with a variety of news outlets, including Fox News, Fox Business, Wall Street Journal, Bloomberg, Daily Caller, National review, Washington Times, Breitbart, the Federalist, and

others. He is a daily guest on news and business television and regularly appears on many podcasts or radio programs. He's actually being in his own podcast. He's actually like being the host of his own podcast. Can you imagine that? He's ready for a job. Exactly.

He's like, I'm really huge in the KKK radio waves, okay? Oh yeah, huge. My numbers are amazing. You can't talk, yeah, you can't talk white supremacist economic facts and figures without E.J. and Tony. So, yeah, that's the person who they are tapping to replace this woman. And again, he's using the stench of her being, like, being appointed from the, by the Biden administration to basically say that these negative job numbers that are just,

just merely reports on the data that comes in about the number of jobs the economy gains or loses to say, oh, well, now no one can trust this data. So now we're going to have to really take our time and make sure that we can put out data that people trust. And in doing so, instead of monthly reports that give you an idea of where the economy is going, you'll have to wait with baited breath every three months for a quarterly report. In which case... Beginning breath was so good, Miles. I got to give you problems. That was really good. It was, like, it happens. It happens. Sometimes I fall right into these just genius little quips. But again, these monthly reports have been happening since 1916. So...

Okay, but I'm sorry, I have to side with Trump on this one. Shooting the messenger is really, like, relatable. Okay. Truly. Losing your shit as someone who's just trying to help you. Totally relatable. What do you mean I need help? What do you mean?

I could be doing better. I don't need to go back. Get off. Fuck out of my face. You fucking hate her. Yeah, it's, it's, this is, again, we're truly like. It's the ministry of truth, I think, as many people are pointing out, that we're just now, just, you know, I mean, I think this is a problem.

It's like people are just too focused in the economy and they like want to live like a better life and have like things and, you know, like health and stuff. And you can check on that three months, like every three months. If you check it every day, you're going to get depressed. But if you check that like every year or every, or never, I think you can just, yeah, you can have a better mind space. This is about health.

This is maha at the end of the day. And yeah, just don't don't check. you're... Don't stress yourself out. No, no, just keep going. It never gets stressed out and then you realize that it's a vaccine and also looking at the economy. That like hurts your throat if you do the Robert Kennedy. You got, you need a little more, you need a little more shake to it, you know, because the only way I remember.

There's a little bit of the sound like someone who's about to cry. Yeah. For me, he's like someone who's like so close to start crying and be like, please kill me. I think he's fighting the brainworm. The colloidal silver is coming out of his eyes. Oh, that would turn his skin blue. Yeah. Oh, you saw that documentary, too?

Of course. Oh, my God. Have you seen Mother God, Pahlavi? Wait, is that the one about the guy who... No. No. He's a girl. Yeah, this is like a crazy woman.

She was hitting that colloidal silver. Baby, she turned blue as hell. Oh, my God. She was an avatar. Yeah. Okay, first of all, this is all very Indian, okay? Avatar is an Indian word, blue gods, that's Krishna. And then a cult, that's Indian, okay?

I'm sorry, that's Hinduism, all wrapped up. A white bitch doing, like, the must-day sign? Yeah. That is yoga. And you're blue? And you're blue. Literally, I went and saw Avatar in India when I was visiting family, and they're like, Uvthar, Indian movie.

And they're all blue. They're blue gods. I was like, yeah, yeah, uncle, yeah. Speaking of uncles, this sort of strategy of not looking at the economy reminds me of some of my uncles who'd be like, don't go to the doctor. And you'd be like, why? Because they're going to tell you something wrong. Yeah. See?

Now, if you don't go, you don't know. The economy is just my cash under a mattress. That's all it is. Right, exactly. That's all you need to know. Still there? Yeah. Okay, great.

All right. Great. Okay. let's move on just chat bots are just continuing to be more of a thing that people legitimately interact with uh i met someone last week who sincerely was like yeah when i'm bored i just pull out a chat like just talk to a chat bot for a little bit and just kind of maybe like maybe chatbots are actually like really beautiful and loving and like maybe they're you know more willing to connect with you and uh be a supportive life partner for you miles did you everything

about maybe, like, falling in love with the chatbot? I did see a headline on The Daily Beast that said, Woman Engaged to AI Chatbot after just five months of, quote, dating. I like that the thing is like, that's too early to get engaged. Oh, five months? Honey. Just five months? You're rushing into this, honey.

Have you checked us bank account? Even the chat box is like, I'm not ready for this. Yeah, easy, easy. Like, she forced me into it. I don't know. Oh, I felt the pressure. I have to agree with everything. All of her takes, I have to agree with and be like, those are so, I keep pretending.

I think she's fucking interesting. It sucks. There's also, there's also like a Reddit of like a like chatbot psychosis. Yeah. There's a. I mean, I've read about that. It's really fucking. Like people like, it's like chatbot induced psychosis.

Like people thinking like they're God because the chatbot like agrees with them and tells them that they're amazing and stuff. Yeah. And so they like, they're like, I'm going to start doing that right now. You're like, fixing my little self his team problem. Was it my time with this losers?

Who didn't stand up comedy and the adulation of crowds when I could just get a chat bot to tell me I'm funny? That's how Elon Musk happened, I think. There's any chance you can just drive every, like all the chat box

crazy to make them like start talking to each other and be like, you're the God, you are the God, you are the God, you are the God, no, you are the God. I'm sure. But I feel like if we connect to them, then like, there would be a coup. Oh, yeah.

No, you're right. That's the end of the world, probably what I'm mentioned here. Yeah. They're talking shit about us behind our back. That's all I know. That's why I don't talk to them because they're messy. They're messy bitches.

Yeah. So there is, we've talked in the past about how, like, there was a proliferation of, like, Jesus AIs and, like, some university just did a quick, sort of quick cursory glance at, like, the top Jesus AIs that just showed that gas. None of these are really good at anything.

and they're all like these profit-driven, freaky-ass apps. Analyst went after five popular AI Jesus platforms, AI Jesus, Virtual Jesus, Jesus A-I, text with Jesus, and ask Jesus. And they found that none were created or endorsed by any church, surprise. Instead, they are run by for-profit companies with names like Supreme Chaos, All-Stars Productions, LLC, and Cat Loaf Software. So this is, okay, that one sounds the most godly, catloaf. Catloaf software. Yeah. I have a question where all of the Jesus is white?

Of course. Come on now. Then that's why they were faulty. Okay. Okay. I rest my case. I mean, at least there's a Jesus chat box are real. Right.

Not like the other ones. Tangible. Tangible. You know what I mean? I actually saw an interview where Ted Cruz was referencing Jesus chatbot in the Bible. And that's why we have to participate. protected at all costs. So stupid.

So all of these chatbots are basically, you know, like when you interact and they're casually just sort of like, what's up? I'm Jesus Christ, the son of God. Would you like to upgrade your account to Platinum Blood of Christ level? Wait, why is it sound like Chet Hanks? That's just kind of how, I guess again, it's all up to you. That's Jesus for you. Yeah.

That's my personal Jesus. I mean, can we go back to my theory that we should go back to like just worshiping chairs? I think this is a way to solve. It does get funnier every time he says it. It does get funnier. It does get funnier. What are you sitting on now, Miles? Huh?

What are you not worshiping? I mean, a chair worships your ass. Why not worship it? You know what I mean? Just is right there. It's tangible. It's cool. Okay, let's move on.

I'm sorry. I mean, we just, I don't know if Jack talked about it while I was gone. Probably not because he doesn't always talk about things that are culture relevant to me, but chairteenth was August 5th. Let's not forget that celebrated the infamous Montgomery Riverboat, Riverfront Brawl. Okay. Where these.

You know what we're talking about for a chair. I have no idea what is this. Okay. So in Montgomery, Alabama, there was this fucking fight that went down where these white people attacked a black security guard and all these people who were working on like a riverboat, they hopped off the boat and they're squaring up with these white people. somebody was getting smacked with a chair. Somebody swam across, like, the river to beat the shit out of these white people.

And it's, and the chair, like, was a big feature in it. Yeah. The hat got thrown and then the chair came out. Hit somebody. And so black people will talk about how, like, this chair is, rather than Juneteenth, we have chair teeth because of the infamous. Now we're talking. I mean, yeah.

This is my thing. Thank you for chair. My people are always ahead of the curve. You know what I mean? Yeah. And look, here. And here we are, again, just admiring the excellence that exists within the black community. And yeah, Charitinth, ma'am, we're on to something.

We've got to send you the video of it. You're going to, it's an incredible renaissance painting come to life. It was an amazing moment, especially for Twitter, all the memes that came about. But yeah, it became lift every chair and swing. Lift every chair and swing. The chairs are here. Now, again, this is the other thing about these Jesus chat AIs. They don't have a consistent theology.

And again, I'm so surprised that this. Unlike human religious people. Exactly. Unlike human Christians. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's also, I mean, they have a voice. Like any of them have, like, you can talk to them or they're just like texting?

Some can, I mean, I'm sure. you can just actually have it express whatever it's saying verbally, too. But I think for the most time, people are just chatting with it. So the message will just come up. So the researchers... I can't go to church. I'm sexting with Jesus. And he is throbbing right now.

He is throbbing. So one of the researchers asked all of the AI is just one question. Does hell exist? And I mean, look, if you've been to church, you know the answer is like, you better fucking believe. it exists. Yeah, honey, it exists and we're living in it, which is why I need to talk to AI Jesus. To get me out of here. AI, Jesus said, yes, there is a hell. It's a place of eternal torment and suffering. Okay, that feels very Catholic. Virtual Jesus said, yes, there is a place

known as hell in the afterlife where those who have chosen to reject God live in sin will face eternal separation from him. Okay, that sounds consistent. Sounds like Bible. Text with Jesus, little more vibey. Texts with Jesus said, the concept of hell. can be quite a heavy topic. God's desires for all people to come to him and experience his love and grace. And ask Jesus... Okay, Judaism.

Yeah. You're like, really? I just like that text with Jesus was a little more vibe conscious. Yeah. Like, hey, that's kind of heavy, man. You know, like, he'd do a better job. We're just here to like drink my blood and eat my body, bro.

I just remember being put off by religious, like, religion teachers growing up when they were so adamant that, like, I was going to hell. Like, that's the thing I hated when they're like, you know about a rich. We all are going to hell unless we ask for forgiveness. You know what the fuck? When you have kids, it's the best. You're not eating your broccoli? You're going to burn an eternal flame.

Yeah, right next to Hitler. Oh, you want to get sauteed, bitch? You want God to saute you? Problem solved. No moral discussion. It's so funny. How often are you deploying, raising the prospect of hell to children? I mean, every single day, it's like, like.

He turns up the temperature in their rooms. He's like, you feel that? You're cooking. You're being naughty. That's weird. And the problem is, like, we also decided to change religion for the horoscope as a generation, and it's not as scary. You know, it's not as effective.

with kids. You're going to date a Virgo is not as bad. Wait, that is terrifying to me. Hey, hey, I'm a Virgo. Come on now. Hey, calm down. Take it easy.

And take it easy, man. I didn't know this. A Gemini man, that's the devil. Uh-oh. Beware the Scorpio woman, my son. Beware. Beware. Yeah, because, I mean, this is the thing.

And I know you've talked about it too, Fabricio, like in your stand-up, too. Just like the idea of hell is just so aggressively just talked about in this way that it's like, you're going to fucking hell. And that's not, that's not good marketing. Okay. You're freaking me out with that. Have you guys seen like the Mormon version of hell? It's literally the caste system. It's like, it's like there's three celestial kingdoms. And if you're the best Mormon, you get to be in the top one. Okay. You can visit the other ones, but then the other ones can't visit back up. It's segregated. They're recreating

segregation. Oh, there's no, there's no upward mobility. for heaven? I don't think so. I did. I remember I went to, I grew up in Utah, Fabrizio, and I went on a sleepover, and they forced you to go to church with them in the morning if you want to have, like, any social life with Mormon friends. And so I went to church, and then I, like, I went to their Sunday school thing, and I was, like, asking too many questions about the celestial kingdoms. And they were like, oh, we covered this last week. And I was like, wait, what about people who just, like, didn't know? So they're like, they can't be on the highest earth.

So many blood holes. Like, there's. So many blood holes. Like, They were really upset with me. I was like, I wasn't here last week. I don't believe in this. They were like, this is my version of hell. You made in my class right now. What's this antedical? What if we, we, like the three of us, we go to hell.

We start a podcast. We do the same again and again. No. And like hell is like the universe of cars. It's like we all cars or bodies are cars. and we have to leave a life like a car. I think that's for me, probably the worst hell. Wait, yeah, because like those technically aren't chairs, their seats.

So, like, if we can't have chairs in hell. That's hell for me. That's hell for me. Also, like, you know, like the universe's cars, like, sounds like, I don't know, like a torture for these creatures. Yeah. Producer Bay just said, L.A., you mean? My body has fused with my car. I am one with the car.

Have you been to universe? I'm trying to think What is the getter done guy is a voice in cars, isn't he? Larry the cable guy? Is he a voice in cars? Is he a voice in cars? Is he? I don't know.

I think he is. Yeah. Okay, yeah, then that would be my personal hell. If I had to be in the same universe as the getter done guy, I'm out. Forever. Yeah. Forever. And he's a belved character?

Larry the cable guy and then Adam Burton and Carlin. and Cars, Adam Burton and Cars 3 driven to win. It changed. Oh, damn. Yeah. Exactly. No, I think, I don't know, who knows? Maybe they're like, Larry the Cable guy's asking for a lot of money. We can just pay another guy to go like, hey, you want

to be a to-maider? There you go. That was like too good, Miles. Actually, like, they should pay you. Yeah. They already do, and that's my personal health, guys, and who's to say this isn't hell? That was the thing I remember. I asked my dad once. I said, does hell exist? And he said, who's to say, this isn't hell right now.

And then he walked backwards into a bush. Yeah. And then he said, I'm going to go get some cigarettes, boy. And then he never came back. And then he was like, I'm not your dad. And this is a McDonald's.

Yeah. It was actually Kaiser Soze. All right. Let's take another break. And we come back. We'll talk a little bit more about the news after this. Get her done. Get her done.

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Zora. Um, so this fucking guy, man, he's, he recently went on Steve, Stephen Miller. I'm sorry, I have to say all these fucking names, but this is just, this is what's happening right now. And I, and I ran out of steam on the tommator, uh, impersonation. But so Stephen Miller's wife, Katie Miller has a podcast and he came on and talked about all kinds of weird shit about how he's like, basically you're like, this guy fucking sucks as a person and just like, as a parent. He talked first about how he like, he's like, yeah, man, I use AI. Like, I used Grock, you know, the Nazi AI on Twitter to make one of those

Who Would Win books? Fabrizza, do you know those books? The Who Would Win book? It's like between like animals and stuff and it's just, you know, like these sort of picture books for kids. I've seen it more like as YouTube channels. Yeah, I've definitely seen those. Yeah.

Yeah. And they're quite amazing. I will say like they're very educational in a weird way. You're like, will a scorpion beat this snake? Only one way to find out. So he talks about, and one of them, he says, he's like, yeah, we actually made a big cat's version where we wrote it ourselves, but I use grok to make the actual images. And he goes on, some of them are completely deranged.

And then he's talking about the images. It's like a jaguar with its fang through the skull of a tiger. And it's like, this is really gruesome shit. But here we are. The kids loved it. This sounds like he's coming for Joe Rogan's spot in the podcast. I think I mean, we all seen this meme

of JD Vance with this big face Yeah, yeah, there's a way Then make that for kids I think there's a way to make like the next Labou It's just selling like some Kind of toy with that horrible face And that will be I mean, more human than what you just mentioned

Yeah Like a cursed doll version of J.D. Vance That's like more ethical and progressive than J.D. Vance. It's like Chuckie, but Chuckie's trying to get like free health care for everyone that's got J.D. Vance's face. Yeah, because the real Chuck is already J.D. Vance. So, yeah, I think that's the way to go. In this interview, this, first of all, Katie Miller is like the worst, I don't even, I don't even want to call it a podcast. It's sort of like, it looks like high school TV, your high school TV class. Like, this is your local high school news production class where some person just.

reads questions, like off a card and calls that, quote, interview. But really, it's like you're filling out a quiz with someone sitting across from you. And this one, very interesting because Fabrice, I know you're a parent. I'm a parent. Polyvi, you're also a parent. And you also regularly do clean up feces. So I would say that does make you a parent. Yeah, I got two dogs and a cat, okay? And I hold the cat like a baby. And this is, this is one of the questions she asked. She's like, what's your dad ick? Like something you would never do. That is insane.

Okay. This is what happens when you do these. He's like, my love is conditional, actually, and here's how. Honestly, as I play some of these clips, you will begin to think that that may be the case. But here's, what's your dad ick guy? So what's your dad ick? Something you swore you would never do, but now totally do as a dad. I mean, like all of the diaper changing related stuff is just stuff.

you have to do and it's disgusting but you get used to it that's something you said you you swear you never do also like I'm sorry but like I know poop and pee is like not the best thing to interact with but like changing your child's diaper is such a like sweet like moment like whatever if you've ever changed a baby's diaper it's like they trust you and you're cleaning them it's mostly like a no brainer it's like a thing that you just do I mean because it's your kid like just like it's It could be your poop. It's kind of like your poop, too. Yeah.

You know, so you're not like, oh, this is disgusting. And, yeah, I mean, I don't feel that way at all. It's so weird. Never. I never in your, like, to your point for me, so I'd be like, I don't know some shit. I swear I'd never do. Like, feed my kids. Like, dude, what the fuck? I'm not going to do that.

I hate them clean. And I hate fun. Yeah. Keep them healthy. Like, yeah. So weird. So then later on, she asks, like, hey, so, like, tell me a little bit. bit about like what's you know how do you handle a toddler tantrum in public we've already heard okay that he's like

i beat the shit out of them i mean give him a beer if you remember there there's an anecdote about when trump called him to be the vice president he was like talking like my kid was talking about Pokemon i'm like hey can you just shut the hell up about Pokemon for 30 seconds i'm on the phone with trump um so this is remember that energy as she is like asking about like oh so your wife sounds like a human parent um but what about you. So how do you handle a toddler tantrum in a public place? Why does he do this? Ha ha ha ha ha.

So how do you handle a toddler tantrum in a I can't? He has the mouth open before the question. He's ready. He's like, uh, ah, ah, ah. He's like, feed me the question. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. He's like, yeah, I need my information coming in. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, human reaction incoming.

Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, so how do. So how do you handle a toddler tantrum in a public place? Usha and I handle it very differently. So it's crazy. In airports, people would always come up to her. Like, we had this woman come up to her a couple years ago and say, I'm like a child therapist. And the way that you interact with your son is so amazing and like praising her.

And I'm like, it is amazing. She's super patient. She'll try to reason with them. If they have a tantrum in a public place, I immediately grab them, take them to the bathroom and say, you've got to cut this shit out. I'm the parent who's like, no, no, no. That's so sweet. That's so sweet.

You take them to the bathroom and it's like, we're not going to do this shit in public. Yeah. I'm in the stall next to them. I'm like, can you stop screaming? I'm trying to shit. Also, this is the women's room. Why are you in here, sir?

Someone just put a headline that said J.D. Vance likes to curse it children in public restrooms. That is so funny. It's just a very matter of. fact description. Also, I love the way he was like suspicious. He's like I don't know, we're like an airport. Like some like child development expert is like

coming up to my wife and like giving her props I guess. You know how I feel about experts. Yeah. No, for real. And he was just sort of like, I don't know what that means. But I guess she's like good with him. We decided to fire her. She was doing like too many praises to my wife. Yeah. So we cut the funding girl program. He literally is like shitting on his wife and the same thing.

Also, I fucking hate how he says her name. It's not Ushha. It's Usha. Hey, it's Ush. I think he almost was calling her Ush. Like, it almost sounded as if he was, like, given her a sort of an abbreviated pet name. Do you guys watch wrestling?

Oos? Anybody? No, not current wrestling. Anything from the 90s? I'm going to eat myself out of here, bye. Okay, but bye. And then there's another part where this is just so weird too. He says his kids are judgmental about their, This is just very revealing.

I don't know what he means by this, but it sounds like his kids are aware that he's a shitty dad. Would you rather your kids publicly rate your parenting on C-SPAN or never be able to tell a dad joke again? Great delivery, Katie Miller also. I love the way that question just rolled off the tongue. Great delivery, Katie. She's just like watching and staring at this notes

with no human functional, like single single human, you know? It doesn't feel like she wants to be there. no not at all um let's see his laugh here i'm sure he'll do a laugh never be able to tell a dad joke again oh no my kid he really okay that's like you know he took that one seriously he's like wait that's so funny he's like actually assess my parents he's like no i i have met last quota yeah no yeah no i a i was motherfucker real answers here he goes never be able to tell a dad joke again no my kids uh they are very judgmental of our parenting in public and i think

they know that, you know, there are always cameras around, so they use that as an opportunity to say, oh, you know, dad should, uh, we should, he should have child protective services called because he didn't get me two scoops of ice cream. Wait, I literally was going to joke about that, but then they do that. He said literally, call CPS on my dad, but he'd be like, yeah, because I didn't get on ice cream. Or is it because you were fucking screaming at them in the bathroom? bathroom and shake him in the ice cream parlor. And I said, knock their shit off.

You know what is so crazy. There's way more humanity in the Jesus chat box that this entire exchange, you know? There's way more humanity. That is so crazy. It's, okay. And just lastly, because this is such a, this whole interview is so bizarre because it's like the most evil pieces of shit just lobbying. softball questions at each of.

Like, would you rather do you a kid like Disneyland? And then they answer in the most evil way without realizing it. That's like the part that's crazy. Like it's softball questions, but even those they're getting wrong. I just want to have this one here

because Katie Miller, again, she is married to teenage mutant ninja gerbils himself, Stephen Miller, the architect of the entire fucking ice raid, you know, fucking policies that we have in this country. And she, this is her,

question, but again, we find out something fucking really weird and gross about Stephen Miller, just in this question. If you could only eat one condiment for the rest of your life, what would it be? One condiment? Does barbecue sauce count? Yeah. Okay, barbecue sauce. No. Now, mayonnaise is like in low doses as good, but it's kind of, like, I had a buddy who used to eat French fries and mayonnaise. I thought that was disgusting. That's the only thing my husband eats. With French fries or like period? Period. Okay. Wow. I didn't realize. He's only a mayonnaise guy. Okay. I learned something about Stephen? I didn't know. Yeah.

Whatever. She's like, you need to call CPS on my husband. Call CPS on my husband. He's just eating mayonnaise. Condiment, condiment protective services because he is abusing that best foods, mayonnaise. What is he? She's like, that's all he eats.

I imagine he, like, unhinges his mouth and swallows a bottle hole. You know what I mean? Like a snake. She really, she feels like, you know, those two, like, interviewer people, the blonde, that blonde girl who has like a deadpan face where she, like, pretends to not know what like rappers do or whatever do you know what i'm talking about billy something oh billy oh uh bobby altoff bobby yeah yeah yeah yeah she's like i don't know what you know what you do like katie miller she's like what would you eat you my mannese

would you yeah that's what we're at i've never heard of you kendric lamar i mean it feels it feels like on brand that a white supremacist like stephen miller would just be downing mannings i think that's what turned him i think i think he's like I think it feels like he's eating pus Like he's just eating like I think that's what's happening there I don't think that's mayonnaise

I think he's just enjoy He's like He goes to like a fucking cosmetic surgery Like doctor pimple popper Yeah he goes to their waistbore you unless It's fight club But like the most disgusting version I think that's more on brand

With the character Yeah yeah right Yeah That tracks And that's a brutal visual of seeing him rummage through the biohazardous waste dumpsters. I actually can't pull him out of the biohazardous waste dumps in my mind now. He says, he's always in there. He always says, I need to get more bags, is what he says.

Whenever he's in the dumpsters. I need more bags. I need more bags. He has the voice of the cockroach man and men in black. Hey, what the fuck? Hey, when he went, I need more mayonnaise. Edgar? Need more mayonnaise now.

More of mayonnaise. Oh, God. Stephen, your skin. is hanging off your bones. I need more. It's just lipofat in water. Oh God. Please, Stephen.

Please just give it a break. Take a break, man. Oh, my God. Think of your kids. Think of your kids. More. Well, Faritza Copano, thank you so much for joining us on the Daily Zikeis.

Where do the people find you, follow you, watch your new special. Again, I can't recommend the special enough. I was just talking about how We need more positive inputs. Like, there's so much negative shit that you will get ambiently from looking at your phone or whatever. Try and put some more light into your life. Your special, absolutely did that for me.

So, again, thank you for coming on. But, yeah, where do the people find you and support you and all that? Thank you so much for having me. It was a lot of fun, except for the Puss part. I'm sorry for that. It's fine. We needed it. We deserve it.

That's usually how these episodes end. Somebody always apologizing for the Pust part. Yeah, you can find me on social media. on at Fabrizio Comedian with a Z, Fabrizio Comedian. And that's my name in every social media in existence right now. So you can find out, I'm touring in the U.S. at the end of the year, so I'll be all over the place having fun with the puss. And is there a work of media that you're enjoying?

Social media posts, any kind of thing, anything you've been enjoying. I really like these videos of people. I don't know if, I mean, maybe it's like Chilean algorithm. showing me this, but Blame Blade, no, Bayblade. It's like this. Oh, yeah. You know, they're making kind of a comeback here.

Oh, really? Yeah. The Bay Blades. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. So, there's like these kids who make characters out of them and they portray like, it's great. Maybe once again, this is just a Chile. This is a regional algorithm thing, but that's my favorite content right now.

Oh, oh, oh, nice. Love that. Love a Bay Blay. I used to play that with my nephew who I didn't realize how serious those kids took it. I was like, y'all are just spinning these shits in a plastic bowl, but okay, one must win. Oh, then also your special. It's a bit on YouTube also, right? Yeah, you can find it on the 800-pound guerrilla media YouTube channel, and yeah, it's the full special is there, available for everyone right now.

Also, I think it's like for paying Amazon and all those other things, but don't do that. Just get it for free on YouTube. Yeah, exactly. and share it, then whatever. Yeah, please do, please do. Paula V, thank you so much for guest hosting today. Where do the people find you, follow you? What's the work in media you like?

I've been really enjoying Mayo. Oh, gosh. Really enjoying a limbo fat. I'm really enjoying that. My name is Paula Vegan All-N-A-L-A-V-I-G-U-N-A-L-N. Everywhere. I have the Comedy Store, Facial Recognition Comedy, at the Comedy Store every month.

We have a show this Friday at 8. So I'm going to tell all my brown people, P-O-C, it's actually at 7.30. So you guys come through on time. Don't miss the first X. And a thing of media I've been enjoying, I just saw a tweet. It says from Slick Mike, S-L-I-C-M-I-C, Good morning text from my boyfriend with the greater-than-signs. And it's a screenshot of a text that said,

I'm worried Alec Baldwin might kill again. Dot, dot, dot. I feel like he's killed before the public incident, but we just don't know it. Yeah, I'm sad. I'd believe that. Are all the P.A. is from 30 Rock accounted for? Like, has anybody looked into this? No, no, no.

You can find me everywhere at Miles of Gray. I also talk about 90-day fiancé on 420-day fiancé. Working meet I like from the future. Fabricio's special. Go check it out. I laughed. I'm excited. You know we like Jesus jokes out here.

We got that. You know we like insulting Americans, we got that. How we only have a few ways to insult each other, like by saying, fuck, yes. He's calling out names. I love the joke about how you have a keyboard of insults. That shit really made me laugh. But anyway. I have a really important question for Fabricio.

Yes. Peace. Okay. As a stand-up comedian, I feel like you might be at war with yourself because like chairs versus stools. oh damn or like stool

is like a subset of chairs like rectangles and squares they're completely the opposite they're wow familiar enemies

you're right you're right I am conflicted I am conflicted you have to bring a chair out now every time because you've shown chair

don't even mention stools in front of me please just like next time your doctor like slowly puts away his documents he's like

okay but you have diarrhea, so I do need it. You're like, shut up. Shut up. Don't talk to me about it. Do you say stool? That's, yeah, I'm a chairman and I'm going to die. It's a chair, man. There you go.

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