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In episode 2001, Jack and Miles are joined by comedian and producer of the monthly Facial Recognition Comedy show, Pallavi Gunalan, to discuss… Why Was Lindsey Graham Drunk On Fox News Twice Over The Weekend? Nancy Mace Is Not Okay, Philly DA Larry Krasner Is Talking That Sh*t, The Jurassic Park-Themed Super Bowl Ad Really Missed The Point Of Jurassic Park and more! Why Was Lindsey Graham "Drunk" On Fox News Twice Over The Weekend? I’m not going to say Senator Graham is drunk because that would be unprofessional Lindsey Graham was slurring his words again on "Fox News Sunday" this morning...Is he spiraling? Sad! Nancy Mace Is Not Okay: “Something’s broken. The motherboard’s fried. We’re short-circuiting somewhere.” 'A CGI Embalming' — Xfinity's Jurassic Park Super Bowl Ad Features Digitally De-Aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum Xfinity’s Jurassic Park advert is a digital de-aging nightmare. So who made it? Jurassic Park Super Bowl commercial's de-aged actors, ranked from least to most bizarre-looking What If Jurassic Park Worked Out Great? Comcast Xfinity’s Super Bowl Ad Takes a Guess Original Jurassic Park Stars Return to Solve the Sci-Fi Masterpiece’s Entire Plot in Seconds for Super Bowl Commercial The Jurassic Park Xfinity Super Bowl Commercial Is A Nostalgia Play Gone Nightmarishly Wrong Nedry Really Wasn't The Jurassic Park Villain You Remember Welcome to Jurassic Park. Now powered by Xfinity. Xfinity hack affects nearly 36 million customers. Here's what to know. Thousands of Comcast workers win $7.5 million settlement in wage and hour lawsuit Judge rejects $7.5M Comcast settlement resolving ‘systemic’ FLSA violations The biggest star of Super Bowl LVII commercials? Nostalgia. Honda 2012 Super Bowl Commercial, Matthew’s Day Off Hellmann’s mayonnaise, Meg Ryan and the allure of ‘nostalgia marketing LISTEN: Deli Kan by Melike ŞahinSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Did you see this thing? There's this post that's going viral of this dude on, I think it's Facebook. He, it just, with his name, it's a fucking photo of a damaged car in the snow. It says to the parents of the children that thought it was a good idea to put cinder blocks inside a snowman. I've already contacted the police. My brand new Mustang is damaged because kids thought they were being clever. This wasn't a harmless joke. It was a dangerous and stupid and it was, oh, it was dangerous and stupid. It could have seriously hurt someone, not just a wrecked car. If I find out who did this, I am pressing charges. So now I'm dealing with reports, repairs, and insurance because of a snowman. This is not funny, and I am beyond annoyed. I am beyond annoyed. First of all, why are you hitting snowmen? Why are you so consistently driving your car through people's snowmen that they laid a trap for you that you predictably fell for?

That's not even the first one that he's, he's. just been like wrecking cars left and right. He used to have like a cyber truck. It feels like some shit in like a Disney holiday movie. It's like, old man Johnson keeps running over our snowman. They're like, well, we're going to have something for him next time. And then he's like blasted cinder blocks. It's like this, the children thought it was a good idea.

He's like, this is not a prank. It's like was the agreement that I get to run through the kid's snowman and they don't make, they make sure it doesn't fuck my car. That's the social contract miles. To be fair, he thought there were children inside the snowman. It's not, I thought it would be a lot less damage to the car, you know? I just thought that was a guy with a corncob pipe. Yeah, I was like, what the fuck you're looking at?

And he didn't move. He didn't move. Jack Frost was his sleep demon. Yeah. He actually, he actually, uh, last week he just survived, uh, running into the side of a, of a mountain that was painted like a tunnel. So this is actually better, I think. I was at Disney's California adventure in the Hollywood.

wood section and I broke my nose running full speed into the wall that looked like the backlog. This is not a funny prank. What are with these pranks everywhere? This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed human. There's no championship league for small business owners. But if there was, you'd be at the top of the standings. Because going pro with Lenovo Pro means you've got the winning formation.

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26. Yeah, it's National Sweater Day. It's National Hemp Day. It's, uh, National Homemade Soup Day. This is all fucking great. And also, like,

We never, we never shouted that out when it turned February because it was happening over the weekend. Wow. Yeah, yeah, wow. You guys had time to do

2000th episode on the 1999 episode. This is about us. Yeah, yeah. I was always against me. And I think people know that. Miles is his biggest op. Yeah, exactly.

And then also National Thank a Mail Carrier Day. Shout out to one of the listeners who I believe is a mail carrier, because you tagged us on your blue sky post with you being like, holy shit, I'm about to deliver one of these Dolly Parton books y'all we're talking about.

Oh, wow. So yeah, shout out to men who are the real male carriers, if you know what I'm saying, carrying your asses, huh? I know about that. Pobol of me. My name is Jack O'Brien, a.k.

offhand motion, Brian. Oh, it stands for offhand motion. Jack offhand motion, Brian. And I'm thrilled to be joined as well. Who's that from? Who's that from? That one heard of Sierra Lageroni. There you go on the Discord.

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Not to say that, you know, I'm not trying to kick dirt on Catherine's name. I'm just saying I got no hair. That's right. Okay. That's all. Oh, that's so true. Oh, wait, I get it. That's true.

Yeah. Okay. There we go. I'm on board now. Oh. You thought he was just roasting Catherine O'Hara. It disrespects Miles. I thought you meant like no as in she's no longer here.

And I was like, what? Could you imagine if that was the kind of show? Yo, shout out to fucking Kyle. Ra! All right. See you. Yeah, man. Yeah.

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I love everybody just utters a going. Did we find out what exactly the illness was? No, but I saw pictures of her from her last big public appearance. And she, you know, looked different than we're used to. Right, right, right. I don't know. No, right. Because she definitely was like not in the public eyes.

Because we were talking about how she wasn't at the globe. and yeah, anyway. Ah, well, rest easy. Rest easy, Catherine O'Hara. Rest uneasery, Miles Nohara. Yeah, Catherine, no Hara over here. Thrill to be joined in our third seat by a hilarious stand-up comedian, writer, actor,

improviser, who you can see monthly at the facial recognition comedy show. And what's the other name of it? Second screens at the elision, Baby at the Elysian. It's Polonium, Pahlavi, Gunalais! She's got an umbrella. Yeah.

Watch out with that umbrella. How what the fuck was that? I'm so tired. Oh, boy. Palvi is great to have you. Yeah. Back. Oh, my goodness.

Thank you. It's great to be here. Thank you for reserving the 2000th episode for me. Yeah. A lot of, we, so we asked our listeners, some of their favorite memories from the first 2,000 episodes, and a lot of people. shouted out the ongoing bit of you.

Anytime one of us is out, you come on as a guest host bragging that you've poisoned us. The people love it. They love when I poison you. We asked for people to predict what would happen in the next 2000. A lot of people were like,

Pallavi will kill one of them. Polyvie is taking them both out. Literally. God forbid something happens to you. You know I'm saying that instead of any serious you. You do. I give you my permission.

I'd be like, I had to do it. do them. You know, I had to do it to them. You end up, you're going to end up catching a case because you're out with like, yeah, I did it. And they're like, I mean, we have all this evidence. You're like, no, that was a bit. It's going to be like rap lyrics used against me and war. Yeah, yeah, podcast. The game's fucked up. They use a podcast bits in court now. Fuck. Damn. But this would also give you the perfect plausible deniability to then come after us now. I'd be like, would I really say it on a podcast? It's a joke. Everybody know you have like,

members of the Zite gang come on be like, it was a running gag. It doesn't mean anything. And then you're just smiling to yourself. I don't know. Just shrug into the judge. I mean, what do you want to do? I'm like, who do you like listening to more? Who would you prefer on this stand?

You know what I mean? Speaks for itself, my honor. Speaks for itself, my owner. Just get up there and start riffing. Actually, she has a point. They're like, much better. Entering into evidence, uh, your Google search history. Well, speaking of which, we're going to get to know you a little bit better by asking your Google search history and underrated and overrated first.

A couple of things we're talking about today. We got a bit of a fun one. We got a couple of mega faithholes who appear to be falling apart. We got Lindsey Graham just showing up on Fox News drunk twice in one weekend. Twice in one weekend, yeah. We'll talk about Nancy Mace using her staff to deliver tequila bottles at 2 a.m. We'll talk about Philly District Attorney Larry Krasner, talking that shit, appearing to have a spine. And then we'll talk about the upcoming Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad.

Seems to have missed the point of Jurassic Park. All of that, plenty more. But first, Pahlavi, we, of course like to ask our guests, what is something from your search history that is revealing about who you are. Okay. So I searched Don Crowder as my latest search. And that is the person that Tom Pelfrey plays in Love and Death. I just watched all of Love and Death.

Have you guys seen it? No. Okay. It's Jesse Plemons, Elizabeth Olson, Tom Pelfrey, Tom Pelfrey and Jesse Pellon. I'm like obsessed with them and especially like Tom Pelfrey. I'm like, he's my new favorite actor ever. I couldn't even recognize that it was him in the, I was like, when is Tom Pelfrey coming up?

And he was like there the whole time. But it's like a true story that's like fictionalized about these like housewives in like the 70s and a murder and an affair. But anyways, I looked up, I always like looking up the real people and what happens to them. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. The lawyer. The lawyer spoiler. Yeah.

Don Crowder, like, wasn't in, like, criminal justice for his lawyering expertise. And he, like, okay, spoiler, spoiler. Spoiler. Do you guys care about spoilers? I don't personally. Our listeners probably do. Okay, okay. Well, he put on a, he was very competent in representing someone in the show. So, yeah, but then later, he fucking killed himself.

So that's what happened to Don Crowder. 18 years after. Probably not. Yeah, that's not part of the show. It's not part of the show. But I was like, oh, damn. Like, he seemed so, like, had his shit together the whole time.

But you never know what somebody's going through. I'm trying to figure out where I knew Tom Pelfry from. He's... Tom Pelfry has been in my favorite season of Ozark. He was in Task with Mark Ruffalo. He's incredible. He's like my... I'm just, like, obsessed with him now.

I'll see anything he's in. He's, he's, the he's the main other guy besides more rough luck yeah yeah he's the main he's the main guy he's like he's like really good at making you like feel sad

for like a really bad guy and he just like falls into every fucking role even in Ozark he was like the fuck up brother but he was the most like sympathetic character on the fucking show he's got like yeah he's got like the eyes of a dog you'd see in like an ASPCA commercial

or something yeah you just love every character yeah there's like like at depth, you're like, are you okay? Okay. All right, buddy. Like, let me hear your story. I don't care who you bit.

It was their fault. Polyvie, what's something you think is underrated? Underrated, I think, is physical media. I've been really into physical media. Jackheese and I went to amoeba yesterday. It was so fucking nice to just be in an amoeba. You know what I mean? To see posters, to hold on to think.

I feel like so much stuff has become. digital and like online and you constantly it's like so like monetized and fast and everything. I'm just like remember touching records. Yeah, sure. Like remember books. Remember little pins and stuff? Yeah. Yeah.

It has in retrospect like really fucked up how I appreciate music. It really has. Yeah. Like I used to like I went in there and I was like, okay, like I used to listen to records with my dad. Even when I, like, had CDs, I was, like, so proud of my CD collection and I, like, really cared about the music. And part of it is when you're younger, you have, like, more time to, like, discover things and everything is, like, new and stuff. But I'm like, damn, like, I used to really appreciate the arts, like, when I was a kid.

It, like, really shaped my perspective. And now there's so much coming at you. You don't have time to, like, cultivate it. It used to be a damn album guy. Yeah. I don't listen to the radio. I listen to albums. straight through.

And then I think about the narrative that they're telling. And now I'm just like, Apple makes it into a radio station for me of the songs that I like. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I used to, like, discover more shit. Like, I will listen to albums, like, straight through. Like, if it's Kendricks or Beyonce, it's, like, a big, like, you know, like spectacle of an album. I'll, like, listen to it. But I used to listen to so much, like, so much variety.

and I used to be like so hyped on discovering new shit on my own. And like, I'm just like, damn, I miss sound in that way. Yeah. I mean, like having an album like that, it just like to your point with streaming, you can just feel like,

what's that one song I like? And you won't even know that it's on an album. Yeah. And then like versus like the old days is like you popped it in and I would just sit down track one. And then, you know, there'd be some skips. But you still had,

You still went through the thing of like, okay, let me give each song at least some time. This is my album for this week. I'm listening to this all week. Yeah, and like the discovery of like finding layers in it. And like the, I think part of the joy of physical media was like, you can't get everything. So you are forced to really enjoy the few things that you have. And you have to like decide and pick like, like, Jack Heath was like trying to pick out which albums he wanted. And he's like, oh, I love this one, but I want this one.

You know? And there's like a joy in that too of like trying to think of like what you value and like, you know, how much you value it. I speaking of just like going to places that used to like stores that used to exist and don't anymore. I went to Koreatown Plaza yesterday because my friend is like a real foodie and he's like, I've got like these five dishes that are like amazing at the food court in Korea Town Plaza. We went there. But it really like you go into the malls in Korea town. and it really feels like you're stepping back into another time.

They still have stores in there that don't exist. And I'm like, how is this working? Like, what kind of stores? Like, they have like entire stores of like physical media for K-pop and various like music stores and stuff like that. They'll just have like jeans stores that are just jeans. But like it just feels like, I'm in a mall in the 80s that like doesn't exist anywhere.

I love that. It really feels like you're like walking into a time warp. And I like I want to know the the economics of like how is it just the rent is good? Or how do they make it work? Or maybe like it's fucking awesome. Like some communities feel like more old school like and it and it's more like communal experience shopping. Because like I know in like in India when you like go buy Asari, it's like a whole thing.

Like you have to. go feel all the materials and test everything. They display everything for you. And you go like in a group with your family. You know, it's like a big thing. Kind of like how malls were like a hangout for kids in their teens and like in our generation. But like, so I think like there's probably pockets of it throughout.

There's like a social thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Anyways. And like a trust in like touching the jeans that you're going to buy and being like, yeah, these fit. Yeah.

There's people there. You know, there's people shopping. All right. What is something that you think is overrated? Laid back people. Because I have jokes about this, about how I'm type A, and like now we need to pay some respect to type A people. But even just like, I feel like the most annoying people are doing the hardest work. They're the ones pouring through the Epstein files.

They're the ones in the front lines of the fucking marches, because they have a spine and they care about, you know what I mean? Like, it's people who really, I guess it's like caring about things and being vocal about it. Like, that's underrated or the opposite is overrated. Because, like, all these fucking personality hires that are like so chill, they're fucking weak, too. They don't, they don't do like the laid back are weak. They're weak. If you get along with everyone, I'm not going to get along with you.

You know what I mean? Like, you have to have some sort of morals or things. to live by. So who are you talking about specifically? Like when you say the two chill people, are you picturing people that you know, like friends of yours or like, is it just a kind of person?

You're just saying because of where we're at being. Yeah, because of where we're at. Like, you have to care at this point. You can't be like apolitical or just in it for a good time. You know what I mean? Like you like, and I also like, I just am trying to give props to the people who may not have the,

like, the chillest personalities, but do the fucking work. You know what I mean? Yeah, the people who are organizing going through the Epstein file, like doing the work that government employees were not willing to do

to get Trump's name redacted. They may be fucking weird and like odd and whatever, but you know what? This is probably because I just saw the movie send help and like Rachel McAdams plays a very strange woman who does all the work on the island.

And that's probably embedded in my head, right now. Is it good? It's good. It's good and it's fucking weird. Huh? Yeah. Better than Melania?

Yeah. Oh, wow. I mean, I obviously saw both. I saw both. Obviously. Yeah. It was the Melania and Hope. Melania, the movie is kind of like surviving on an island of its own.

That's right. Just trying to stay awake for the entirety of that is like, It's the new stay awake for the entirety of Melania challenge. You watched the post-credit scene. It's like, Melania will be back in the Hague. Wasn't that supposed to be a movie this year with the Hague movie? Wasn't that supposed to be like an award contender? I don't know.

With like a bunch of A-lister's playing different Nazis. Oh, you're talking about Nuremberg. Yeah. You're going to Nuremberg? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know what happened to that. The one was like Russell Crow is like, Russell Crow is Herman Gurring or whatever the fuck. Nuremberg maybe came out in 2025 and just like doesn't exist.

Came out November 7th. Yeah, well, remember like we were talking about because the posters are like, look how badass fucking Russell Crowe looks at like as Herman Gurring. Yeah. And you're like, this is. Do any of them have real names? Rez's wife called him. Hermie. Hermie.

Hermie, girl. Yeah, sitting at a robust 61 on Metacritics. And just nobody, nobody cared. Why would you? So, no big deal, say the laid back people.

I just like, I don't know. It's like a bummer. Why would you watch something like that? You know, it's like that. It's just adding stress to my life. It's funnier things you can watch. All right. Let's take a quick break

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And we are back. And we are back. And Lindsey Graham? We've been noticing some issues with the, there was just a New York Magazine article that dropped called Nancy Mace. Something's broken. The motherboard's fried. We're short-circuiting somewhere. The title, the quote from like one of her former aides, we talked about her getting in trouble for berating cops and security while going through like security at the airport.

She's like, I'm a, I'm a big deal, like going full burgundy on them. Oh my God. She burned her Trump bridge by refusing to change her vote on that Steam file release. So a bit of a hero in that respect. But hero on near minimum. Yeah, the lowest possible. Let's not change the Overton window for Hero. She was right on a issue.

Wait, I don't know if you guys covered this, and I don't see it here, but like, didn't she have that thing where she was trying to be voted like the hottest member of Congress? Oh, yeah. Okay, okay. That is in here. Oh, okay, sorry. I'm just going to read from this New York Magazine article. Her antics were a problem well before airport gate, which was what they were calling her flipping out.

During her first term, staffers say Mace would command them to bring her liquor after midnight to keep parties going at her home, which is technically an abuse of her office, according to House rules. Look, when I work for her, our poor scheduler was getting calls at two o'clock in the morning to come bring her bottles of tequila, a former staff reclaimed of incidents. They recalled going back to 2021. In addition to reportedly having her staff create burner accounts to defend her, Mace allegedly instructed a staffer to go on Reddit forums about the, quote, hottest women in Congress to boost her standing in the rankings and comment where needed. Mace was very adamant about getting the staffers to upvote any posts about the Congresswoman and her attractiveness, according to her second staffer.

I didn't know you got paid to do that. I was just doing it for free. That's crazy. Yeah. You could work for the Congresswoman. But another one said, she would definitely do it excessively, they said of the Congresswoman's drinking and marijuana usage. And again, not to say that most members don't or most staff don't, but it got to the point where it was an issue. So that's where old Nancy Mace is at. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's not a good place.

I mean, I think it makes, she's, I remember at the beginning of the second administration, people were like going through her biography and like, when you like see what her life is like, oh yeah, you got a big daddy sized hole missing inside of your like spirit.

Yeah, she comes from like military family, right? Yeah, to the, her dad is like a hard-ass military guy. And to the point where she like, was the first woman to graduate from the fucking Citadel, like the military academy,

because she was like so hell bent on getting her father's approval. And you're like, oh, man, this is, that's a recipe for, I guess, tequila delivery. Yeah, whatever. I know, that is like what we first knew. That's where she broke mainstream was like really weird, adamant transphobia. Yeah. She was, she's like, women can't be men. I've tried.

I've tried to please father. It doesn't work. He won't allow it. So we got that. We've talked before about MTG, kind of continuing her loud breakup with mega and being, you know, not happy with the results,

maybe in some cases. I think she just sees, I think she gets, Trump is weak, like in terms of like she feels that there's an opportunity for her to really differentiate and probably be able to absorb some kind of base after whatever happens. when it happens. But she's clearly trying to be like,

I'm going to get out ahead of this and say stuff like, MAGA was alive the whole time. I'm like, yeah, no shit. Um, so now, uh,

with Lindsay Graham, though, he was on, uh, like Fox News, drunk twice, maybe once on Friday and once on Sunday. Um,

here he was on, uh, Hannity where he, he actually, I don't think knew how to say sanctuary city because, I mean, I'm, maybe he had a drink.

I don't know. You tell me. I want Sanctuary City policy to end. Okay. Okay. Honestly, though, why not? If you're drunk on Fox, that's probably doing more research than they've ever done.

You know what I mean? Right. Why the fuck not? Yeah, I support it. Yeah, maybe he'll get off message a little bit. Yeah, right before that, he then was, like, ranting about how Republicans need to, like,

make their case to voters and, like, differentiate themselves over sank like basically like we got to be more cruel to immigrants and that's how republicans are going to win uh but the whole time he's like looking above the camera as if like a like there's a drunken teleprompter taped to the ceiling a teleprompter only the drunk can see yeah we've got to give them a chance to see the difference between us and liberal democrats in two weeks we're going to have that chance and i can't wait to jump he's just i don't know why he's looking He looked like he hiccuffed for a second. He did.

He looked. Took a gulp of something. Talking to the wrong thing. He's talking to the Lord. What are you talking about? He's doing the cartoon drunk thing where he's like off of the corner having a conversation with a pink elephant that's like flying up in the top corner of the room. Or do you think there's like.

He's talking to the big teleprompter in the sky. You know what? Or he sees a grim reaper just being like, come, dude. He's like, no, Hannity. No, Hannity. No. Sanctuary cities. No. And then on Sunday, he went back and was just fucking yelling on Fox News Sunday with Shannon Bream. And again, a little slurry. I don't mean racial slurs because I'm sure he just says that in private.

Yeah, that's just him slurring. Yeah, just his speech on Fox News. Mark I said we're going to push for it. Well, what we're going to do is, well, I'm not going to grind it to a halt. Hold on. What? What? Let me give you one more stab with that. Lindsay. huh? Mark I said we're going to push for it. Well, what we're going to do is, well, I'm not going to agree.

That would grind it to a halt. If you had a judicial warrant in all these things, you couldn't deal with mass. We're not dealing with the, we're trying to get people out of the country of no right to be here, Judge. And people who are illegal immigrants. You remember Kim Davis? Wait, what? We're missing illegal immigrants. You remember Kim Davis?

I do. Okay, who's Kim Davis, folks? Nothing to do with illegal immigration. Kim Davis was a clerk of court in Kentucky. The Supreme Court ruled that the law of the land was that gay marriage was He's barely hanging on. You know what I mean? I don't know what you're talking about, Miles.

First of all, Kim Davis. Do you know Kim Day? Be a woman and I'm attracted to them, as we all know. Secondly, has anybody been watching heated rival? Oh, sorry. We're down. Sorry. Nobody's been watching.

Heated rivalry. Lately. I don't get it. I don't get it. Judge. Judge. So first of all, judge. I do like just interjecting that anytime anybody asks me what I'm going to do.

Yeah. What are we going to do for the 2000th episode? Well, Judge. Her snatch game was unmatched. Judge. It's like, yes, Jeff. But listen, Judge. Why am I on trial?

I'm eating up some pizza bagels, judge. Sorry, Ossifer. Am I allowed to do that, Your Honors? It's a very, so very normal things going. A lot of people were like, why, like the Epstein Piles came out Friday. He showed up drunk on Hannity and people are like, does this have anything to do with that? It's like, it's probably just the call of the void within him for being like, you hate yourself and you're a Republican. What are you doing?

Keep drinking. Go ahead. Lick the boot. Yes. Wait, was he named in the files at all? No, no, not that, at least not that I could tell yet. But it's funny, there was one person pointed out that another Congress, like, person, like, they kind of like talk a lot about how Lindsay Graham likes to get drunk.

And there's one anecdote that I think is from John Kennedy. And he goes, if you want to stump Lindsay, just ask him to name a country, he wouldn't bomb. This was like in his book. And then he goes, invite him to dinner. And you don't know if he'll sit down for an intelligent conversation or get drunk and vomit in the fish tank. But that's why I like him. But that's why I like it.

He's a good old boy. You know what I'm saying? He has a major problem with alcohol. Listen, if you're going to be closeted, you might as well be gay. But knowing those guys, they'd be like, it's like he's running. It's like he's drunk. It's like, now I'm drunk. No.

But I feel like the way like all those conservatives would be like, he's a good guy. But it feels like he's running from something. I don't know. I can't really put my finger on it anyway. So he gets pretty messed up. So, yeah, things are fine, fine, with all these people. Just every day, a new thing that would derail the Democratic Party that would be like on the front page of every, every, yeah. But again, I think it's more just to be like, this is how they are.

I always just think about Howard Dean. I'm just like that would be so fucking mad. Yeah. Did we get that? We got that? Okay. So this guy's fucking crazy. Okay.

First he's talking about like, you know, universal health care. And then what the fuck was that like? What? Could we bring the mic click on that actually? Yeah. Isoling? Okay.

New dropped. But yeah. So. Yeah. But I do think, I mean, on the brighter side, though, too, is like, well, there are a lot of Republicans are like, Jesus, what a mess. And the Democrats are rightly so, too. I feel like at least you have like district attorneys that are kind of beginning to be like,

what the fuck is everyone doing here? Like, you know, they're like violating the law. We need to like fucking fight. back, you know, like as DAs. Anybody with me? No? They've been getting targeted by the right for a long time. Like Larry Krasner is a name that we've known for a long time because he's one of these

woke DAs is what they first said about it. Yeah, woke DA's that they've been targeting. Now, kind of nice to have a woke DA, isn't it, people? Yeah, yeah. And by woke we mean they stand for human rights. Yeah, or something like that. Wow, very awake of them. That's crazy.

They're operating on a level. We haven't even understood. Yeah. I didn't know you could do that. The Democratic Party is like, we didn't know you could do that. Yeah. We're sorry. Yeah.

I mean, like, there's nothing in the rule book that says we can't use the rules. Yeah. But how do we use these rules and laws? So, yeah, Larry Krasner, the Philly DA, he's been very vocal this year and even had to call out his own governor, Josh Shapiro. because Krasner described ice as, and hold on to your fucking butts, guys. He called them wannabe Nazis. Wait a second. Yeah.

And that ruffled Governor Shapiro's feathers. He came out and called the comments, quote, abhorrent and said the rhetoric doesn't, quote, help to bring down the temperature. Guns do. Wait, what? This is, but I'm saying like, this is the kind of Democrat. The party is going to try and force, force down. the voters' throats in 28 if there's even an election. It's like someone like a Gavin Newsom or a Josh Shapiro who's like, I will be a friend to the oppressors. Trust me. Okay. That's my whole thing.

You don't want to make them matter. They've got a gun on a, like they're truly the people who are just like, we got to be nice. We got to do whatever they say, you guys. Otherwise they're going to get mad at us. slavery, if it's voluntary, it's fine. Okay? And that's all that matters. The only thing that historic bullies and fascists have ever understood is appeasement. And that's what we've got to do. What was that poem?

Go quietly into that dark night. Let's do it. Very quietly. Let's be quiet. Tiptoe with your eyes closed on benzos into that night. Into that dark night. That's bars, dude. That's bars.

And then you forget, you wake up, you're like, what was I doing? You're like, don't worry, just eat your Taco Bell that you were fainting in. Yeah, at least Republicans are on fucking tequila. The Democrats definitely feel like they're on Benzos. They're on Benzos. I don't know, man. Time travel to the midterms. It's kind of fun to be out here and not really give a fuck, you know.

Here's the deal. Krasner hit back at Shapiro, okay? Because he was just saying, quote, these, he could sit, did he double down. He said, quote, these are people who have taken their moves from a Nazi playbook and a fascist playbook, aka American Jim Crow's Health. Okay. And Governor Shapiro is not meeting the moment. The moment requires that we all

we call a subgroup of people within federal law enforcement who are killing innocent people, physically assaulting innocent people, threatening and punishing the use of video what they are. Just say it. Don't be a wimp. Damn. Then he said he left it, like he left his speech with a

quote by this rabbi, Joaquin Prince, who was at the March on Washington in 1963, quote, Bigotry and hatred are not the most urgent, the most disgraceful, the most shameful, and the most tragic problem is silence. And he said, a reminder, Mr. Governor, silence equals death. So you're like, go. Shit, Larry Kraz. The fucking, where did you?

Okay. And recently he was on MS now. Well, they were like, hey, you know, with all these other DAs fighting back, like, what do you even see, like, what can be done? And this guy says it pretty clearly, at least from his perspective, as a district attorney. Well, obviously the most important thing is to return them to their families, but let me just say this to anybody in the federal government. Be careful what you wish for. I can list 10 different state court crimes that look like taking a kid away from their family without legal authority, transporting them somewhere else, and not letting the family know where they are. And it is increasingly clear that this is being done without authority.

Let me just say, as the DA in Philly, you try that stuff in Philly, you're going to find them. out, we will come after you. And I do want to say this. There are plenty of good federal officials. We work with federal law enforcement in Philadelphia all the time, as long as they obey the law in the Constitution. But you want to commit crimes in cities in America. You better get ready to do time. Okay. And if you want to rhyme. He's like, okay, Mr. Preacher, man. But yeah, I think very interesting. Again, like you're starting to see a bit of a fracture here. because there are these people who are like,

I'm about upholding the law and not fucking people over with it, trying to protect people because we have a legal system or whatever. And having a governor who is the head of that state saying things like, guys, let's just kind of ignore it to Paul of V's point. Can we just be like chill about this a little bit?

I feel like we need to be a little bit chill. You're being a little mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Could you not be mean? That would be great. I think this is the kind of thing that people really need to adjust their sort of antennae for for when they hear these sort of high status Democrats talking on ice really notice who is actually saying this shit is abhorrent

and has to stop illegal we need to prosecute these people and the ones are like I mean maybe you know I think we can work with them we can work together and I think that's because clearly the Democrats are going to want somebody again just like when they missed it in 2020 it's Like, we're not boat rockers. Okay, we're boat stabilizers. We like to stabilize our boat. I just don't understand how, like, they don't get that this comes for, it's like the leopards eating my face.

Like, every, this is, like, rampant domestic terrorism in our streets in all the biggest cities. And you think your family and friends are not going to be affected at some point? Like, how, we said this before when they were threatening to deport so many people of, like, how the, what was it, like one in 15 homes or like mixed documentation homes, right? So I'm like, I just don't understand this like complete absolute denial. Like you live in a gated community, but not everyone you know does, you know? Right. Like I just don't get it. Also, I got to say, Larry Krasner, I don't think I had seen him like on TV before. I definitely read his quotes before.

Another thing that you can trust about him is that I feel like, Democrats who look like they are in a, like, Hugo Boss ad, like, look like they've, like, been working with a stylist to look presidential. Sometimes you can be like, oh, I feel like they're going to be like, don't say something that is not going to pull well. And then this dude looks like he slept in that suit. Oh, yeah, yeah. Just washed down a corner with a takeout. Yes, he looks. He's in the trenches.

He's in the trenches. It looks like he washed down a carton of, like, takeout Chinese with pepobism. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Barely had his tie on his, like, assistant's like, Larry, you're tired. I don't give a shit. You know what I mean? Because even the way he's like, his elbows are on the desk.

Yeah, he's sitting up, right? He's hunched over. And you can, he's just, he looks like he's had it. And he's like, I'll tell you, what the fuck is up. There are state charges. It looks like you're kidnapping children. Harried and frazzled. Like, as one should be.

Yeah, exactly. I feel like those people are going to get the most. support from going forward because they're the ones who are actually, like, being unbothered is no longer like the aesthetic you want to have. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Damn, you had time to like moisturize Gavin Newsom? Like, you, you look like you sat for a three-hour haircut yesterday. I mean, like that, when he was on Ben Shapiro show earlier this year and was like, I don't know if there's, I don't know if there's, you know what I'm saying? But then also being like, I don't know if there's a genocide going on.

You're like, exactly. Like, dude, these people are so craven. Like, they're just, they're just, they're like,

like single cell organisms that only know how to kind of drift into the middle or like trying to, like, there's no other sort of instinct aside from like, how do I be in between and not stand for anything and seem like I'm doing something? All right. Let's take a quick break. We'll come back. We'll talk about Super Bowl commercials.

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And we're back. We're back. And we're back. I was going to try and sing that in the Jurassic Park theme. And I forgot what the Jurassic Park theme sounded like. And we're back back. And we're back back. I don't have it in me.

That part. If you're having a bad day, that fucking. Soundtrack bangs, dude. It just changes everything. Oh, yeah. Just look around you and wonder. I'm just like, I'm like, wow. Put some headphones in.

Open up your refrigerator slowly to that music, and it'll be epic. Damn, look these old strawberries I had in the back. They turn black. It's like a science project. Growing on there. Science. Life really will find a way, Ian Malcolm. So, you know, Super Bowl commercials,

lately, this is the thing that is being discussed in marketing circles as like the obvious way you have to go. You have to go find a famous actor from a famous movie from the past when people feel like we didn't have problems back then. That was a different America where we could ignore the white supremacy in this country. Can I give my theory on this? Yeah. I feel like they're trying to boomerify our generation. So they're pulling back all the nostalgia for like, like millennials in order to get us to stop caring about like social justice so that we will just like spend money as though we have it like the boomers do. So I feel like that's why they're like pulling out all these like characters and they're like, don't worry. Remember when you

were a kid? Like you can- I think they're actually stupider than that to the point that they have no ideas and they look at a wall of old tapes and go, have we done this one yet again? That's also fair. Maybe, maybe, but I think the reason it was so, attractive to boomers. I think you're right. And like, the reason it was so attractive to boomers is because they were in the process of ignoring a lot of shit to just be like, yeah, but the 60s were fucking cool, right? You know? We don't want to think too much about what, what our country's wealth is built on. But they had a financial boom period of the 80s and 90s, which is very different. And so they were able to sort of really insulate themselves with all kinds of creature comforts to really dead and that sense of

work it backwards as though we have money. Right. Yeah. What if you had money like your parents? Yeah. And so a lot of where they're pointing the propaganda is the 80s and 90s, when something I've talked about before is the dependency ratio where like the period where a glut of people in your country is going through the working age is your country is just inevitably going to do better financially than it has in the past.

And that was when the baby boom was going from 18 to 65 and, like, reaching the peak of their money-making capabilities. And lo and behold, America, like, has a booming economy. And obviously the baby boomers don't want to make it about that. But it's just, like, sort of a demographic thing that happens that, like, supercharges your economy. But so those were the boom times and the 80s and 90s. And so they were the boom of times. They were the boom of times. That's right.

I just think like, I look at that time and I get angry. Yeah. The 80s and 90s? Well, yeah, or even the 90s, really the 90s for me, that I'm like, bro, this, especially as a dad, I'm like, it'll never be like that for my kid. Not to say like everything was right or anything, but I'm like, we're so far gone from what the norms are even then. And it happened so fucking quickly.

Like, I cannot get over the fact that like my parents' generation, like, and my generation, everybody wanted to come to the U.S. and now like the generation below is like fuck no I don't want to get killed in a mass shooting yeah it's like it like is the entire like immigrant identity is like the American dream and that's

and my and the fact that my parents are like oh no yeah it's gone I'm like oh shit you you get that you can't just walk into a store and and do a firm handshake and hand over a resume right right right exactly yeah I think that's very cool of your parents I think most people in that

each cohort are like and the reason is because of TikTok and your generation. Yeah, my parents are pretty cool. But so in order to be risk-free, you know, ads are just there to make you feel good, make you have positive associations.

So they're just like, how do we reference the 80s and 90s? Last year we got an ad in which Billy Crystal and Meg Ryan re-team does Harry and Sally to Hawk orgasm deploying mayonnaise, like mayonnaise that gives you orgasms, I guess. I don't

even remember that one. That's honestly why I thought white people loved mayonnaise. So this whole time. This is the only explanation. Can't be, can't be the taste. I was like, that's their K.Y. jelly, to be fair. But yeah, like, during the, this started in the pandemic and it's just like, as political polarization increases, they're like, when do we go back to a time when Joe Biden could have lunch with the biggest racist in Congress? And everybody felt good about that. They even did a Ferris Bueller one. I think that was the big one where everybody was like, hell yeah, where Matthew Broderick was in a car commercial, even though he was involved in a horrible. But that's for Gen X, you know what I mean? Yeah.

Yeah. So they've got the ultimate nostalgia bait Super Bowl ad this year with, and it's brought to you by corporate consolidation. Comcast Xfinity, which owns. Oh, like the T-Mobile ads with all the scrubs people. and that shit was huge last year too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So the premise of the commercial is Comcast Xfinity would have worked out,

would have worked out the tech problems that Jurassic Park had, like if Comcast Xfinity was just around, then we wouldn't have had to all collectively hold onto our butts. It's really stupid. You guys keep saying hold onto your butts, but I've been holding my butt this whole conversation. I see your hands in frame. I see your hands in frame.

What's the other one doing? I don't know. What's the other one doing, Miles? You only need one hand to hold a butt. Doesn't take ten. I can't. I can't. I only have one hand free.

I got hand on both my cheeks, Hollander and Rosanov, right now. And I'm lifting myself up. That's what I call my butt cheeks now. I pull myself up by my butt straps. My butt cheeks. Y'all are pulling up yourself by the bootstraps. I was pulling myself up on my butt cheeks.

Samuel L. Jackson said, hold on to your butts in the movie. What were you picture? Were you picturing both hands on the cakes, like squeezing your butt together so you don't poop yourself? I mean, that's the traditional way to do it. But I am but sexual. So that's why I only have one. One hand of butt grab, yeah.

I mean, you feel like because there's two cheeks. You know, you got to respect them both. You can take turns. You know what I mean? Yeah, or if you got a big like Javon Kirst style hand, maybe you could just grab a hold of a hole. Grab both foot. But the way that like commercial unfolds because it's like all around the moment where the, like, the shit goes haywire.

right in front of the T-Rex pen. And then Sam Jackson's like, I hate this hacker crap. Well, he doesn't say that. But then like the Xfinity guys is like, hey, how about Xfinity? Just refires up Jurassic Park and they skip all of the bad part.

And then it's all about how chill Jurassic Park is. How cool the park is. Nothing bad went wrong. First one was directed by Tycho with Titi. Bro, he's killing. He did that Mountain Dew commercial with Seal last year. I'm pretty sure. Wow.

That is crazy. He's just like, bro, I know where my. Bread is buttered. Yes. Yeah. But it incorporates footage from the original movie, and then they also bring back the original stars, Sam Neal, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum, and do a Irishman-style de-aging. Like, but not quite that good. Like, it's somewhere between the Irishman and the Polar Express movie where Tom Hanks plays everyone and, like, the eyes are dead.

Yeah. There's one shot where Jeff Goldblum's, his, like, face is completely wrong. Like, his nose and eyes don't look like his at all. It's just like they got the skin tone and basic shape, right? And like, you certainly couldn't have let this happen. And Sam Neal looks like he's perpetually melting in certain shots. Like, where, like, one half is just really smooth on his face. Like, you have no idea how they... He looks like he got yesified, like face-tuned. Yeah. In a weird way. And I guess like even as I watch it, I'm just like, fuck, dude, no. Like, yuck, this is not. I mean, I love Jurassic Park, but this is like the dumbest shit you could have done with it. Wait, you don't, you're not a fan of corporate synergy? Because Comcast is the owner of NBC Universal, Universal owns Jurassic Park. NBC's broadcasting the Super Bowl this year.

Come on. Oh, shit. How many people got boners in their fucking suits? I'm not going to hold this against Laura Dern. I'm just not going to pretend like she never did it. Especially after. Yeah, yeah. And like when I think about her famous quote from Big Little Lies, I will never not be rich.

When she says that, I'm like, I will never not be rich. I'm like, hell, yeah. Like, you know what, Laura Durant? And honestly, she actually ended up looking the best out of all three of them. Yeah. Because women have to do that to their faces in real life. They have already given the technology. Technology a boost.

Or maybe it just didn't. Yeah. Or I think because she's, she's, she looks great. She does look great. As she's aged, you know what I mean? So maybe the computer was less fucked up trying to just slightly do things. Where it was like, Sam Neal was like, are you? Is this Sam Neal?

Yeah, I think she and Jeff Goldblum got the best of it. Yeah. And Jeff Goldblum even didn't get the best of it. Yeah. It's a weird ad because he fixes it with Wi-Fi, which obviously doesn't exist at the time. Okay. They're taking like selfies.

with the T-Rex and stuff. Yeah. Also, the root cause of the disaster was that they wouldn't pay Nedri. They really, this ad is full of Nedri erasure. Oh, yeah. Which I think the premise is, what if this guy was the tech guy instead of Nedry? The reason Nedry fucked off, and they don't even have, they show the screen that is like password denied, password denied. They don't have him saying, ah, ah, ah, you didn't say.

the magic word, which you fucked up. That's one of the most iconic parts of the movie. But the reason he fucked off, like in the book, I think they're even more specific about it, was because they, like, wouldn't pay him. And so he was like, all right, I'm going to sell these to other people. But he went extracurricular with it. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, gosh, we've cut dots in here. I really do think, though, this Xfinity commercial is what Michael Crichton had in mind when he wrote this whole thing. I think that's the underpinnings of it. Yeah. I was wondering, like, why did, was it way night like, you know, pushed out, but it's probably because him being there completely ruins, like, the facade of what this commercial was trying to do.

I'm like, no, you have it all wrong. And also, shit had to go wrong for them to understand what they were doing was backwards in the first place. Yeah. But, yeah, the whole movie's central premise is that all the characters all object to the park's ethically objectionable science and capitalistic exploitation of the natural world, even before the system goes offline.

And this is just like, nah, everybody's happy. Like, Sam Neal is like calling someone being like, I enthusiastically endorse the opening of this park. I thought the whole thing of original Jurassic Park was supposed to adopt, don't shop. I thought that's why they were. Is that not? No, I don't. It may have changed.

Oh, okay. All my dinoes are rescues, so I don't know what. Oh, good. You guys are talking about. The goat budget, though. Oh, man. Oh, God. PetSmart.

They just deliver directly to my home now. A universal rep literally stated that they want this ad to both promote Comcast's Wi-Fi service and introduce the original Jurassic Park to a new generation. Not like that. That's so fucked up that kids are going to find out about Jurassic Park and be like, man, this is just a movie about one bad tech guy who fucks everything up. Right, right.

As opposed to the entire underlying theme of the movie. Right. Also, I hope that parents are introducing their kids to the original Jurassic Park before any of the other fucking movies I haven't seen. Jurassic World. Yeah. I'm not watching any of that shit.

The original Jurassic Park stands up. It's so good. Yeah, my kids call it the prequel to the Chris Pratt movie. That's what they call the original Jurassic Park. No. They call it the prequel? That's amazing.

That's amazing. That's amazing. Do they like the Chris Pratt movie? Daddy more Pratt. They look at me with tears in their eyes and they say, Daddy, I want more Pratt. He is our most great movie star. Go on.

Ruth kind of forever. I just happen to have two loose copies of Jurassic Park here in my pocket. There you go, young man. Make sure you raise them to be good conservative men. All right. Oh, Nick Adams. Nedry really gets fucked over, both in the original movie,

because he's just somebody who's trying to make, like they treat him as like, well, take, you should just be happier getting to work for Jurassic Park. Right. But like, in the book,

they make it more clear that he's like, they're not paying him. And so he's going to sell the dinosaur embryos to a competitor. We need a unionize the Jurassic Park Workers movie. Yeah. And then they, and then they fucking, like, his death is humiliating. Like, slips, falls down. Then gets eaten in a scene that, like, they make it seem.

But it is very epic, though. It is. It's like one of the most epic scenes in the movie. of like the... Yeah, because that's also the nature telling the human, bro, like, no, no, no, no, no. It's not happening.

This is, these are not the embryos you're looking for. I always found it weird that the car is rocking like that when it's showing... You're like, when it's a rocking, go come to back in! That's what he was saying earlier. Dinosaurs are trying to fuck.

I grew up on 80s movies where that was just shorthand for people fucking in a car. And then they just like cut away and it's like, er, it would be like, Showing like a bed, like a headboard hitting in the wall. What if Steven Spielberg in every movie thought that that was dinosaurs attacking?

Right. And then this couple gets attacked by dinosaurs. Right. And then this couple attacked. In a deleted scene from the movie with Nedri and the Dilophosaurus having a cigarette in the G-bactor. Oh, I should have had more of an open mind sooner. That's right. I think the movie or the, the, the commercial.

does have the Xfinity guy is the stand in for Nedry because at the end he gets in his car and the Laphosaurus is right there and then he's like okay, that just happened and then like backs away.

Part of me was like you would have actually got a lot of goodwill if the Xfinity guy got eaten by a dinosaur because most people hate like the duopoly of cable companies

or they'd be like yeah bro fuck it I actually liked it at the end where the guy got had that poisonous shit spit in his face and then his shit bit. Yeah, if he was like like an evil Xfinity guy.

If they were doing like a Domino's style thing, you know when Domino's was just like, sorry, our pizza sucks shit. We're, uh, we killed all those other guys and we're back and our pizza good now. Like, what if they were just,

what if they just didn't add? Where like, they fed all the previous Xfinity people. And they were just like, we're replacing them with nice ones. Yeah. Sorry, they all got eaten by dinosaurs.

The customer service people were like, well, I'm sorry, your agreement did say after 18 months, there would be a new price. So we are unable to change that. It's getting ripped up by a Tijuana. You're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, go on, go on more.

They're like, there's an outage and there's no knowing of when it will come back. A technician will be at your home between 7 a.m. and 7 p.m. and you're like, what the fuck? On Christmas Day. Yeah. 7 a.m. today and 7 a.m. on Christmas Day. Elon's like, I'm sorry, I'm going to be at the island. Hey, John. Do you have any wild parties planned? Oh, God.

Good sir. that is the most cringe shit ever. Good sir. Begging to go to Petto Island. Girls for the wind. Those sex traffic minors were owned. Yeah. No, Elon, they were actually, they were owned by people.

Also, Girls for the Wynn is true of the plot of Jurassic Park. They try to make an email and they come back. Life finds a way. Exactly. Who run the rollers, girls. That's what I meant. My emails were misinterpreted. And that's what I meant.

That was an allusion to Jurassic Park. Pala Vigana. Jurassic Dork. Such a pleasure having you. As always. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Where can people find you, follow you, hear you, see you all that good stuff?

Is anyone using upscrolled? I got my Pallavi handle. And then I don't, I'm just sitting on it like I did with blue sky. Probably for another year. Anyways, I'm there. I'm on blue sky. I'm on upscrolled. Are people using it?

Can you? I feel like I've read a lot of people talking about it. I haven't, I mean, I haven't opened TikTok in like probably five months. I'm scared to open it. I don't know what I'm agreeing to anymore. I'm a scroll. Right. It's Australian, mate.

Yeah. Oh, Australian. It's down on that. It scrolls the other way. It's, it actually scrolls down. That's why it's rolling upwards. Like, Yeah.

Oh, shit. All right, so they can find you on upscrolled. They can find me on upscrolled. And threads. And threads. Now I'm at Paula Viginalin on threads and Instagram and Twitter. I run multiple shows monthly with my friends in L.A. The next show that I'm running is on the 28th of February.

It's second screens comedy at the Elysian Skunk Room. It's so fun. you can bring your phones, you can be on it. We have a Discord that I'll also probably never go into. But the whole point is for people to play around in there while we're performing. We've got a great lineup. And then in March, we have some fun things for Facial Rec. We're going to do multiple shows.

But our regular show is on the 20th at the comedy store. Same with Second Screens. It's at 8 p.m. Second screens is at 8 p.m. at the Allegiance Cunk Room. Facial Rec will be in March. March on the 20th at 10 p.m. at the comedy store. Okay. And then that's my stuff. And you can find me here whenever I can make somebody sick. Yeah. Whenever you can sneak in, whenever we stop looking at our drink. Yeah. Wait, now it just sounds like I'm roofing your drinks. Jack.

I don't do it to take advantage of you. I do it to take advantage of the podcast. That's right. I'm only after that podcast. Pauvi, is there work of media you've been enjoying? I honestly, I don't, I don't really have any, any things. I was trying to think of something. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Let me look up. You guys go and then I'll like look something up. Okay, Miles, where can people find you as there at Work of Media? You've been enjoying. Find me. Find me in the Century Cities, guys. Find me everywhere at Miles of Gray. Check me out on 4.20-day fiancé.

talking about 90-day fiance. And check out the new show, Ain't It Footy, that I do with Jamel Johnson and Chris Martin. I see a lot of Zite Gang has been tuning in. Really appreciate you guys continuing to support the show. And a few people are like, I don't even care about soccer, but it's funny. Thank you. That's high praise. I appreciate that.

In terms of a work of media, like, oh, I'm pointing out, Fred Koch. That B-sky.com. That's Zite Gang, who posted a picture of them. I'm assuming you are a male kid. carrier because you do, you look like you're in a mail van and you got the USPS gear on and said, listening to Dolly iconograph while delivering Dolly's imagination library. And that's how you know, you'll never pod alone when you're like gang. Uh, so thanks for that one. Hell yeah. Paul, do you find anything media wise?

Honestly, no. Okay. That's fine. I barely. I'm trying to think, I, okay, I'll tell you this. I'll tell you this. I'll fucking tell you something. I'll tell you this. I'll tell you this. I'll tell you what. Okay.

I'll tell you what up there. I follow Delgado Rescue, Delgado Cat Rescue, on Instagram. They're who I foster with and got my cat from. And they were recently, Jen, who runs it out of her one-bedroom apartment, was recently on the Kelly Clarkson show. Oh, shit.

like got like a whole thing from like a litter company got some some monies but they do really good work and I follow their Instagram stories like it's a soap opera I'm like oh my god what happened to Priya the kitty what about a nebula what's going on with her oh my god so and so got returned like I'm in their drama like it's a reality show but she's so good at storying about all the cats I know what happens to all of them and they're very cute yeah lore and backstories yeah that's adorable adorable. You can find me on Twitter at Jack underscore O'Brien, Blue Sky, Jack, OBB, 1, Instagram at Jack underscore O underscore Brian.

I've been enjoying. I watched the first episode of Pluribus. Oh, it's good. It's really a good first episode. And then I've heard from people like, ah, but I like, I love the first episode, and then I got out around like episode three or four. I couldn't make it through. I'm like, what if I just treat this like,

a really good movie. What if I'm just like, that was good? I like that movie. That's how it was with the first season of the leftovers. I really liked the pilot, and then it just like, what wasn't as good afterwards? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why not just be like, yeah, that was fun?

I'll get off here. Thank you. Thank you for the ride. I'm usually a completionist, and my friends before he did rivalry. They were like, this is the latest gay show. You have to watch the interview with the vampire show on Netflix. And then I like watched it and then I kept watching it, and I'm like, okay, these guys are just talking the whole time.

It's like in the framework of an interview, but I'm like, there's too much talking. What is, I don't like, and then they just go back and forth. Yeah. Right. I didn't think you mean actually gay talking so much. Too much Frost Nixon, not enough heat of rivalry for you. Yeah. That interpreters.

Yeah, exactly. All right. you can find us on Twitter and Blue Sky at Daily Zykeyes. We're at The Daily Zyghist on Instagram. You can go to the description of this episode wherever you're listening to it. And there at the bottom you will find the footnotes. Which is where we link off to the information we talked about in today's episode. We also link off to a song that we think you might enjoy.

Miles, is there a song that you think that people might enjoy? Yeah, this is a Turkish artist named Maliki Shaheen. And the track is called Deli Khan, D-E-L-I-K-A-N. And it's just like, it's got like this vibey kind of 70s feel to it. And I've just, yeah, I just like, I like Turkish music. I like, I like music from around the world. But the vibe in this one's like nice and easy. The lyrics could be super depressing.

I don't know, but I like it. I'm vibing to it. So this is Deli Khan by Malika Shaheen. All right. The Daily Zika is a production of IHeart Radio for more podcasts from My Heart Radio. Visit the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, wherever you listen to your favorite shows. That's going to do it for us. this morning. We're back this afternoon to tell you what is trending, and we will talk to you all

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