The Daily Zeitgeist - I Like My Pasta Al Trende 5/5: Met Gala, Secret Service, Anthony Bordain Biopic, Rudy Giuliani

Episode Date: May 5, 2026

In this edition of I Like My Pasta Al Trende, Jack and Miles discuss the Met gala fits, the Secret Service being real horny & trigger happy, the new Anthony Bordain biopic, the new trailer for Christopher Nolan's 'The Odyssey', Rudy Giuliani being in critical condition and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I do. I do prefer Aldente. Every time I try to. I'm a bit of an estite. I'm a bit of a food. He my son. Yeah. It's really just you undercooking it.

the time. Yeah. And I'm like, like, Al Dente, you're like, uh, yes.

Yeah. And I know what that word means. Every time I try to do al dente, it's never, it's always hard, I can't,

I'm just like, I'll just cook it till the prescribed time. I keep my pasta hard, like two day old shit. There you go. Um, anyways,

my name's Jack O'Brien. That was a reference to, was that? That wasn't the Wutan Clan Clan. That was tribe, right? Yeah. I like my beats hard,

like two day old shit. Steady eating. Booty MC's like, cheese, That's Fife Diggy. It's got something to say. That over there is Mr. Miles Gray.

Oh my God. Oh my God. I've been away too long. Been away too long. And then I was away yesterday. How'd the episode go? Great, great. Oh man, Chenderai was dope.

He's a Philly guy and we were talking all kinds of hip-hop references yesterday to the point where Andrew T. was like, why don't you two just do a washed unc podcast together? Oh, nice. Chop dunk. Yeah, I think he was getting the thing where we were hitting it off and he was like, why don't you guys just get a room?

He's getting jealous. I better not listen to that one or I'm going to get real mad. He was in a rap group in Philly in the 90s. I noticed the disc in the Discord in the A.K.A. people were making reference to your background. Oh, yeah. In a rap group with Shia the Beef. Yeah.

Shia, the downward spiral at the moment. Not a great one. You don't want to pull that reference. You know that pariah right now? I was in a rap group with him in 2002. Me and Shia go back like Babies and Pacify. Just so many old school hip-hop references that are falling on deaf ears. Hey, speaking of falling on death years, there were some pretty cool critiques of the wealthy at the, you know how.

celebrities and very wealthy people pay $100,000 a piece to attend a party dressed like Fifth Element. Well, some of them were really sticking it to the wealthy. Sarah Paulson wore a dollar bill blindfold. Oh, got him. Dude, is Bezos seeing this? Oh, my guy. Is Bezos seeing this shit?

Because his face, I got to see Bezos's first. when he sees that dollar bill blindfold. But yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. It's what a time to be doing this too. Like you couldn't read the room like worse.

Right. You know, but I expect nothing less from the thing that's like, yeah, brought to you by Amazon. Yeah. Yeah. So the thing that usually the gala is funded by multiple luxury brands. And this year,

the main source of funding was Jeff Bezos. So that was the big controversy. It was that he funded and was like an honorary chair or some shit, which feels a little embarrassing to me. He's like, you're the honorary chair, which is not a real thing. But we'll give you a fake title. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I mean, they showed out.

There were a lot of people there. So shout out to the fashion designers. Who was it at the Republican National Convention? Maybe it was it 2012 when Obama was running? Was it Charlton Heston who brought an empty chair on stage? That was one Clint Eastwood. Yeah, yeah. I remember like, bro, this is not the fucking movie.

Like, that's Obama. You're like, okay, man. It was like, it was performance art. It was like a weird work of performance art where he was like, yeah. And then I was too highbrow for those people in there. Are you there? That was the Mitt Romney. Yeah.

Got his ass. It was like they really had a hard time mounting a critique of Obama coming from somebody from Bain Capital being their nominee, you know? Well, they tried. I mean, like, I think at that point, the racism stuff didn't even work and he got in office. So what do we do? Right. I know. Do you care bits? It turns out they should have just doubled down on the racism stuff.

Yeah. That would have been the move. Was the other stuff, what did the, everybody hates Chris or everybody hates Elon group? They were also up to shit in there too. Yeah, yeah, they put like bottles containing like with Bezos's face on the outside and fake urine, in reference to the way Amazon employees are forced to piss in bottles because they don't get. So they, I think they had people undercover going to, because it takes place at the, the, the Met Museum of our the Metropolitan and met for short as I call it me and my friends

but you boycott it right because you're talking like a guy who would have gone right now I you know what it was really hard I tried I tried to stay away Miles I couldn't could not boycott like I don't know let's check this outfit this guy's right it's kind of cool right it's all made of money that's right it's made of you a hundred dollar bills that I shredded up um But the big problem is that these people were able to go in. Like that's the problem with these art museums is that everyone's able to go in. So they were able to do their piss bottle protests. Maybe this will get the Met to come to its senses and finally stop letting people in who aren't worth $100 million.

Well, I mean, it sounds like they kind of have, if they're willing to admit, it's like, I think we got enough money, guys. So who knows if we need to keep doing this. Yeah. So maybe they have come to their senses. I don't know. We'll see. Although, like, it feels like the kind of thing, like, I could tell, like, Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez. Like, when they're, you know, remember, did you read that article about, like, their life together and, like, how they journal and shit, like, how they journal and shit, like, gratitude, journaling and the morning.

Every day, my wife and I read that article while holding hands in the morning. We're working on our shit, you know. Are you grateful for? Hey, and you know what? What's our dreams? What do we still dream of? That's right. being accepted by high society and maybe we'll buy our way into the Met Gala.

Sail on a boat with you as a mermaid on the prow. There's also a good video where Gigi Hadid was asked to name a piece of art that changed her life. That was hard, man. I was like, come, I'll leave Gigi alone. It's a masterclass in not knowing anything about what you're talking about. Yeah, for sure. So a thing that contains the word art that I think I heard recently. And then she ended up going with tomato.

There's someone who named Emily, I think, who painted a tomato. Is that what she ended up saying when they're like, what's the last? I think they followed up with like, what's a piece of art you got recently? Yeah. They were a piece of art that has changed my life. Oh my gosh. Any medium. Any medium. You're on the daily site.

Just say Jaws. What did you say? Well, I will say that one time I got a piece of advice about collecting art, which is that... So you completely pivoted to a different question. That's okay. And that's okay. Answer the question that you were to answer. The New Yorker is trying to do gotcha journalism.

Yeah, yeah. I don't like that. Go on, Gigi. You should always buy art that confuses you a little bit because that's what will keep you intrigued and keep looking at it and thinking about it. And if it ends up being Nazi art, you can say, well, that wasn't clear to me. I was a little bit confused. I was confused, as I am about all art. And that's why I'm such a omnivorous collector.

Oh, man. Yeah. I mean, I'm the son of an artist and I don't even know what the fuck they're doing up there. So, you're fine. I'm like, bro, what the fuck is this, dad? Bezos, it is weird. Yeah, like you said, there was like a report that the Met had like got enough money already for the thing. It's like for the costume institute and the costume institute was like,

I think we have enough money. It's weird that she would still, that like the Met and Anna Wintour would still go through with having Bezos involved because it basically, it sounds like in The Devil Weir's Prada too, like the plot is that Anna Wintor and Anne Hathaway team up

to like have to fight back against a billionaire mogul who's like trying to take over the media industry. So it's like, that's kind of what. what people want. People voted for with their wallets. That's what they want to see from you. Fight back against these motherfuckers. Anyways,

let's talk about the Secret Service, Miles. Because they're on a bit of a hot streak. In terms of letting people in wherever they're not supposed to be? Yeah. In terms of virality, just going viral. They're trying to get their numbers up. Yeah. And they,

yeah, so there was the guy who tried to run into, the White House correspondence dinner and just like basically sprinted past them while they were it seemed like they were, it was like the scene in a movie

in the 80s where somebody like speeds by and the cop is doing something stupid. Like the cop is like doing something distractedly. Anyways, they had that. They eventually stopped that guy even getting shot and I don't know if we know

yet who fired the shot. They keep saying it was the guy, right? But like in the video, it looks like, like as soon as a guy gets through, he ducks while one dude draws his gun and then shot the person across from him. That was, that is what it would seem like, Miles. That's what your eyes would tell you. But not in 1984. Secret Service may or may not have a history of accidentally shooting people, like, I don't know, John F. Kennedy. But the, so already, we've got another case. The Secret Service reportedly returned fire at a gunman near the White House

and may have shot a kid in the process of the Secret Service deputy director Matthew Quinn says that he isn't sure what who actually shot the minor and will quote, let the doctors figure that out. Shoot kids and let the doctors sort them. You know what I'm saying?

That's our motto is the Secret Service. Let the, uh, that's okay. I mean, that makes sense. If you're already living in a zero account of, accountability environment that you would just have the audacity to be like, dude, that's not my job to figure out if we shot a kid. That's right.

My job is to just start firing the second I think there might be a gun. You're the deputy director of the secret service. Yeah, this is not my fucking job, dude. Ask them over at ER, dude. Yeah. Am I the kids being shot investigator? Nope. So don't.

I'm a shooting at kids guy. So I'm doing my job. Are they doing theirs? Next question. Somehow that isn't the worst news story involving the Secret Service already this week. There's a member of Trump's detail who traveled to Florida to protect the president during that important trip to the PGA Taurus Cadillac Championship. Of course. We were all watching.

And waiting for Trump to announce some major news once it ended, which I think he did on Twitter or some shit. Yeah, yeah. He, well, was that when he announced it was like the, the, uh, tournament ended and then he immediately tweeted that like America was going to take over the straight of Hormuz. Yeah. Yeah. Something like that.

Um, so this seems all seems well planned, uh, from him. It seems like all of his policy decisions are just like, him being like, I don't know. Like, I, I just want to like get this over with. Can you guys like stop being mad at me? Um, and Iran might be aware of that. Uh, seems, it's the art of the deal. You can't, I can't speculate on.

why he's making it clear that he doesn't want anything to do with this conflict that he himself started. Sure, sure, sure. Is getting fucked up. But anyways, this person who traveled to Florida as part of Trump's detail. Secret service agent, right? Secret service agent has been arrested for indecent exposure, which when you hear the description of what he did seems very light. Seems like he's... Yeah, like, yeah, borderline euphemistic.

Oh, I was speaking in front of my window. Right. Nope. No. He was, while he was off duty, he stalked a woman in the lobby of her hotel. What? Followed her up to her room as she fled and was jacking off in the hallway, which is how the police found him. Oh, fuck. Seems like there would be more charges there than just indecent exposure. Just based on this, I heard you stalked.

a person like they were prey. Yes. And then followed them and then you're, I guess that's what they say. Like you see those videos like when ICE agents get pulled over and they're like, I'm federal. Right. Like that's what this guy fucking did.

And indecent exposure, that has to be. And decent exposure seems light. Yeah, yeah. The victim advised, as after the police arrested, the naked guy jacking off outside of the room of a woman. who was hiding from him, the victim came out and told them she immediately entered her room because she was in fear for her life.

Yeah, I'd imagine. Yeah, yeah. Some freak is stalking you and jerking off. Yeah, but it's only, that's all just so funny. I mean, it's, it's, like, I wasn't not saying funny, but the, because of everything that's happening, it's like, this would somehow only be like a tertiary sort of, focus of everything that's happening of like all the existential things and like yeah I'm sure this guy will get away with it because people were like oh okay this guy's fucking jerking off like

that that's his secret service I guess but I'm sure if Florida he'll probably get a good deal a Louis CK man like what are you going to do that and that guy's funny and we we've forgiven him yeah but yeah Brian does point out it was in Florida and there is a stand your ground and jack off law in Florida. I'm sure Ron DeSantis will probably make that a law to accomplish that one through. Yeah. Let's take a quick break. We'll be right back to talk movies.

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And it seems like a new biopic has caught your eye, Miles. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's called Michael and caught both of them and took them on a ride. I mean, I think for most millennials, Anthony Bourdain has a very special place in your heart. It's like one of the first travel shows, when you watch no reservations, you're like, oh, shit, dude. Yeah.

This is way different than like these like very sanitized sort of one note just depictions I see of other countries and cultures. Well, the trailer just came out for that. I didn't know. There was it. There's an Anthony Bordane biopic. from A24. And it looks pretty decent, I got to say. And I think because the trick here is that they're not trying to sum up an entire complex

life in two hours. Right. The film rather focuses on one summer in Bordane's life in 1975 before anyone had ever heard of him. This is what his estate had to say about the film and why they got on board. Quote, we chose to support Tony, that's what the films called, because it is not a standard biopic and doesn't attempt to summarize a life guided by the vision of director Matt Johnson. The film depicts one transformative summer in 1975 in Provincetown, Massachusetts.

It is an interpretation as that part of Tony's life will always remain somewhat unknown. We appreciate the portrayal of his complexity, his intellectual appetite, his conviction, etc., etc., but yeah, I just was like, oh, that's why I think this is going to be good, because you're not trying to be like, I read the book, what part of the book is this? Let's get it all in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like this is just nice to have being like, yeah, you know this guy.

What if we just told you this one sliver of their life? Okay, rather than being like, here's this entire person's life from birth to death in about an hour and 40 minutes. Can you handle it? Right. Yeah, you just got to pick the right part. And it does feel like, I mean, that was when he was all fucked up,

I think. So that'll probably be pretty interesting. like the Bruce Springsteen biopic that was just the making of Nebraska. I feel like some people came away from that being like, maybe not like the quietest album. Like maybe don't do it about the making of the album that is notoriously about him sitting in a room by himself. You know?

Dude, action-packed, man. Cinematic. Like that's the way we get the rights to. Sorry. Speaking of cinematic, we also got a new trailer for The Odyssey. And as I pointed out, when I was first just thinking about this movie and also like, you know, over-hearing from my kids who are obsessed with Greek mythology, like little snippets from the Odyssey, I was like, oh, this is going to be a monster movie. And we're finally seeing some monsters. So we got we get brief glimpses of the Cyclops, which is getting.

more the Jaws treatment in this one. Like you're just seeing little, yeah, you're seeing little snippets. But yeah, what I'm seeing, I'm not loving the buys and the tries on this guy. No, he needs some sculpting. Okay. I think, dude, Cyclops, my guy, Google body recomp. Okay. That's what you need to do, all right?

But it also has some giants, which I, I am a fuck. I'm such a sucker for some giants. just tossing people. Dude, a fucking 25-foot dude in armor. Just throwing someone so hard that they break the tree that they throw them into? I had, I took issue with the physics of that. I feel like your body would probably not be intact if you were thrown so hard against a tree trunk that the trunk broke into. It was as if the guy was made of metal.

You don't know my body, Miles. You don't know, you don't know how hard I can. I do know your body, Jack. That's true. I would smash like a waterman. Ellen. I just feel like that person would be like a two pieces. Yeah,

it would be like a lot of each blowing up. I got to say though, I wasn't, there was something lacking for me. This trailer did kind of give me my first, uh-oh for this movie. It could be totally fine. Nolan pulled it off before, but there,

so I've been wondering like, okay, so there's this massive cast. You've got Tom Holland, Robert Pattinson, in this cast, but they never seem to be in the action in the trailer.

So it seems like they're back at home and there's like a significant B plot where Robert Pattinson is just like on some like trying to fuck the Odyssey. That's what Matt Damon's character is called, right? The Odyssey. He's trying to fuck The Odyssey's wife. Yeah, dude.

You're fucking Odyssey's wife? Oh, dude, he's going to be bummed to hear about that. That's Anne Hathaway's character, right? Yeah, yeah, I believe so. Yeah. It's just like, I don't know. I think even that is just visually, usually you see a fucking Chris Nolan trailer,

and you're like, what the fuck is this shit? This was like, it had giants or whatever, but like there was something that didn't quite capture the scale of what I think this film was supposed intended to give us, but whatever, first trailer. Still early. Still early. Still early.

Still early, but I don't know, man. Usually those trailers do a little bit better. Like, I mean, fucking Oppenheimer was fucking wild. I remember that, even for that being like a biopic about something. And I get that, like, it's leading up to like the atomic bomb. But I definitely was like, yo, this looks fucking wild.

Like this, I'm in for this. Okay. Oppenheimer was good, but could it have had a scene where Oppenheimer in preschool and he sees a mushroom and a cloud and is like, hmm, what if? He holds the mushroom up to the cloud and his vision. So stupid. I mean, yeah, I'm just saying, I'm talking purely the trailer, but.

Yeah, and it might just be a bad trailer. Could be just a bad trailer. And maybe that, maybe that intrigue is the tightest. the best part of the movie. This is the section called Copen for Nolan. Just trying to cope for him. It's probably good.

It's probably good. It's probably good. Never fucking misses, dude. Everything's practical, except for the guy who got thrown through the tree trunk. That wouldn't have fucking happened. The guy would have been

split in threes. But, I did just watch the devil wears Prada for our Anna Wint tour, our upcoming Anna Wintour tour iconograph. And there, it's never been clear to me

that like sometimes you just need to cut the entire B plot. Like the entire part of the movie where she's hanging out with Vince from Entourage is so bad. It's like this just doesn't need it. This movie could have been the tightest best movie if you just cut everything that's, you know,

and just let who she is when she shows up to work be the thing that tells you about what her life is like. That's Adrian Grenier up to right now. He plays, a big role in the Odyssey. No. I don't know. He's the Cyclops, dude. All right. Should we talk about some health issue happening to some of the worst people on the planet?

Rudy Giuliani is in critical condition. His spokesperson, Ted Goodman, tweeted out news that America's mayor turned dirtbag coffee huckster Rudy Giuliani has been hospitalized and is in critical but stable condition. he was apparently on a ventilator which is not no bleno that's not good on the pit

yeah it's bad in vented dude bad on TV shows and like often worse in reality yeah I mean pneumonia is fucked up like my mom had pneumonia last year and was hospitalized

and it was scary as very scary like when you're that age and you get in a you know so many people at that age a sickness will turn into pneumonia pneumonia will end up being the thing they succumb to

but yeah he's off the ventilator they said he's still you know still not really out of it but like this is how Rudy sounded on Friday night before he was hospitalized yeah this is how he opened his podcast and this is

America's mayor live live from Palm Beach far and my voice is a little under the weather so I won't be able to speak as loudly as I usually

do, but I'll get closer to the microphone. That was a cough mixed with like a death rattle. That's not good. That doesn't sound good. I'm not a doctor, but that doesn't sound good. Trump did tweet about him in the past tense. Like really was one of the great.

Speaking of health wins, Donald Trump saw a dentist in Florida on Saturday, which I didn't really ring any bells for me, but you were pointing out that first of all, he went to a dentist on a Saturday and he has his own dental office at the White House. Yeah, there's, there's a whole dental setup.

So when the president needs a procedure, you don't got to go anywhere. You can do it right there in your very own dental office because people are pointing out like Joe Biden had a root canal there when he was in the office. Like so, because obviously like, why are you, you go to your local dentist in Florida on a, like everyone I know goes to the dentist on Saturday. Yeah, that's usually. That's the peak dentist hours. If you've worked with other people, they go, oh, no, no, no, I'm not going to miss work. I have my dental appointment on Saturday. It's fine. Now, granted, the president probably keeps strange hours. But yeah, the location, the fact of him going to the dentist's office in Florida instead of in the White House.

And also people were like taking, you know, there was like pictures of him on his way down south and, you know, his ankles were ankle in. Oh, yeah. So, and, you know, add to that, him also talking about, he's like, I just took one of those tests again. He really went into detail, Miles, on the test. He's so proud of his ability to tell the difference between the lion. And he's like, the first question is very easy. You know, they ask you the question between a lion and a kangaroo.

And they keep giving it to me. I keep nailing it. It's like, when people keep giving you cognitive exam, It's usually not a point. Yeah. These aren't how fucking genius is this guy tests? These are how fucked is this guy test? Is this guy still?

Like that is funny. That's how they're justifying it to them. They're like, we just got it. We couldn't believe how well you did on the last one, sir. So we couldn't believe how you did on your morning cognitive fitness test. And so we got to give it to you one more time in the afternoon. You're going to love this, dude. we're going to actually give you more medicines than ever before because there's like that's so sick dude to take even more medications that's that's our view so just they go open up there up there comes their plane coming in for a landing there's something very like kind of reservoir dogs about this too like right like they don't want to go to a hospital or an actual doctor's office so they go to like a crooked dentist or like veterinarian who can do some kind of parallel medical treatment

or something so it's out of the public eye. But who knows? I don't know. Maybe he wanted to go to the dentist's office so he'd get like the little dinosaur toothbrush and the bubblegum toothpaste. He just likes it. Keeping his dentures mostly clean. They have my favorite. They have my favorite flavor. It's bubble gum. He would be like this sort of person who thinks that like something that he like got treated to is like special and like the only one in the world.

They have this amazing shampoo at my hotel. It's called a, It's got fructice. It's cold. And it's bolted to the wall of the shower, so you can't take it. It's how good it is. It's how folks, they want to run away with it. But it's Gar-Ire. It looks pretty good.

All right. Those are some of the things that are trending on this. May 5th. May the 5th be with you. I fucked up yesterday. May the 4th. There is a Sith day that happens the day after, and I picked my kids up early from school yesterday

and all their friends were telling me that it's like something. Oh, it is May, Revenge of the Fifth. Revenge of the Fifth. It's the day for the Sith. They had to spend all May the Fourth being all like. Go to bed, dude. Go to bed. That ain't it.

It's May the Fourth. Revenge of the Fifth. What about all those mall fans? What about the Sith, dude? What? Just let it all be. They're using the fucking force too. So who gives a fuck, man?

Oh, man. And also, like, I'm always so hungover on revenge of the fifth. From all the crazy party. And I did. All the fucking blue milk I'm drinking. That's right. All right. Those are some of the things that are trending.

We are back tomorrow with a whole last episode of the show. Until then, be kind to each other. Be kind to yourselves. Get your vaccines. Where you still can. Get your flu shots. Don't do nothing about white supremacy. And we will talk to y'all tomorrow.

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