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Victor, we really want you to have a daily Zike Ice mug. We just need you to do a couple little things for us. We got a couple little errands. Some more little than the others. How handy are you with a butterfly knife? Pretty good. Got it. I would cut myself up so bad.

How handy? Okay. How handy are you with a butterfly net? Third question. How handy are you with a butterfly tattoo? Is that where you meant my cat, body? Yeah. Exactly.

When I said, you didn't catch a body. I want three beautiful monarch butterflies. Oh, my former cat. Yesterday. Fresh out the chrysalis, you son of a bitch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bring me a chrysalis. I don't want it stepped on either.

No, no. Literally don't step on it. None of those tattered ass wings. Huh. Not a need. When we say catch a body and don't step on it, we're saying please catch a butterfly. Please don't step on it literally.

in harm. Be careful. Yeah. This isn't drug or gang talk. We're just really in a butterfly. We have very adorable things that we make people do to be initiated into our gang. Yeah. Terrarium-based. I grew these dimples after I joined psych.

Justin had to surgically get dimples. We're like, you could be more adorable, Justin. A minor procedure with a staple gun. They also made me put this gap in my tooth. It really hasn't built a guy character. No one's complaining. That's true. But Vicar, I'm leaving my cheekbones to you

and my will as well as you should. As a asshole, because you don't own them. We do, right? Remember that. As soon as you're dead, we're cutting those fuckers out. We're giving them a victim. You know how we could never get Justin to start saying little as whittle?

Yeah. Maybe we could get Victor. Maybe Victor's our guy. Maybe we got Widdle Victor. Victal. Maybe Widdle Wittle Wittle, Wittle, Puduceal Victal. Because that used to, Anna, used to hold. hold it down with baby producer.

I know. Not a new one. Okay. Quincy Winciana. We're the win. Teeny Tina. Oh my God. Gotta be handy with the steel if you know what I mean.

You got to be handy with the steel. Just a fry pan. Yeah, that's right. Right. Did he make a good pancake? My dad almost killed his brother with a frying pan on accident. Whoa.

Yeah. Like, swing it on a? Yeah. He was like five years old and it was like a Teflon pan and he, my uncle made him angry and he didn't. Oh, he understood cartoon physics. Almost brained him. Yeah, he was unconscious on the floor for like five minutes. He's like, wait, do you see the little mound that's going to shoot out of his head?

And the little birdies that are going to be flying around his head. Oh my God, all the blood. What is that coming from? You're going to look so fucking dumb. Where's the birdie? No, where's the birdie? We're the blue birdies. Fuck.

The blue birdies are falchers. Sending. Oh, that's dark. That's dark. That's all right. One of my grandpa's brothers threw a bullet in a fireplace

and then one of the bullets fired off and hit my other, my great uncle. And then he can only talk and rhyme after that. Oh. And that's called 1930s Chicago. Hell yeah. Is that real about only being able to talk and run?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He, a stray bullet out of the fireplace or the furnace or whatever, hit him and, like, wasn't fatal, but it was lodged in there. And then he, it affected his knee, too, right? Yeah. I'd be hit with a few shells, but I walk with a lip. I'm right. 50.

I wonder if that's what happened to Phiddy. You know, he got shot all those times. I wonder if that's where he, where he, where. Where his rapping skills came from. He was strictly pros. Yeah. He was done. This is an I-Heart podcast.

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And listen on IHeart Radio stations across America and the free IHeart app. Hello, the internet, and welcome to season 431, episode three of Dernetely's IceGaist. Yeah! This is a production of IHart Radio as a podcast where you take a deep dive into America's share consciousness through the day's news. We also have a new non-news history. version of TDZ dropping each Monday morning where we do a deep dive and the Zikeis through the lens of a different icon. We just did Bart Simpson with Tam Yehia.

It was a lot of fun. Learned a lot, laughed a lot, cried a lot. And then we also just did leprechauns. Chons. Yep. The chans. Learned a lot about Ryan Coobler in that episode, surprising. So check those up.

It is Wednesday, March 25th. 2026. Yep. That's a whole day for whole grain. Shout out the grains. You know what? Shout out the grains. Shout out the grains.

Shout out manatees. Because it's Manatee Appreciation Day. It's Little Wedd, it's Whittled Wad Wagon Day. You hear that? You want to get in the gang? You better get your Wittlewag Wagon and put some weaves in it. It's also National Lobster Newburgh Day. And then it's Tolkien Reading Day.

Okay. All you Tolkien heads out there. Get it in. It's time for you to just really embrace the day. All Lord of the Rings shit is lost on me. Yeah. Trixie. It's a tricksy little book. That totally totally is a real tricksy fucker, you know. He's a real tricksy fucker.

My name is Jack O'Brien, aka, I am working on the music. Want the vocals to sound okay. Hey, this song is a good test case for the format to test compression. and it sounds kind of terrible. And we go and tweak the algo. Now we're listening in digital. And it's based on Tom's Diner. That one courtesy of Johnny Davis, short show title,

SST Spice on the Discord, aka to Tom's Diner, where we learned yesterday from, I think Brian, the editor, that that song was used to test MP3 compression software and information in the early days. One of the first digital songs was I was in the studio where that was recorded last week.

You were? A&M Records. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I posted on, because... Is this going to be like the bone thugs thing? I said, what about trying like... It's got it. This does just got it.

It's got it. Yeah, yeah, no, no. No, it was because for, like, there was like another podcast recording that I went to go check out for the company. And they were in the studio where like, you know, like Rear the World was recorded.

I posted that on my Instagram stories because I was like, oh yeah, that's all that. I just thought you were there for like cool reasons. I didn't realize it was. No, that's where it was. Yeah, dude,

I was in the studio with Kid Leroy, bro. More on that later, dog. That's right. Anyways, we do have jobs other than this, weirdly. Yeah, you don't want to hear about it.

You really don't. This is my favorite part of my job. Graham. Thrill to be joined, as always. By my co-host, Mr. Miles Gray. It's Miles Gray, A.K., don't you know sexy back? No. An old a cop would know how to act.

Yep. This is just in Timberlake, that's a fact. Turn around and place your hands behind your back. Take him to the brig. Timberlake. You see this ID here. It says my name. My rented whip I did not

registrate. I told him I was Justin Timberling. I'm on a world tour. Shout out to Snarfula and Newchris. Snarfila killed it on that one. And New Chris. Look at y'all. Snarfula, new Chris, just together, like interlocking fingers going

a net of lyrical superiority. They said, thank you for that one. Fuck weird out. No, they didn't actually say that. But you guys did a great job. No, nobody would ever say that because we love weird. Al, please don't come. Please don't visit me again.

Please. Weird Al Yankovic. One of the, like, not many people know this. Don't even, don't in the entertainment industry. Don't divulge this. Okay. Don't divulge it. Jack, for our own fucking safety. It's, it's just interesting. Like, it actually made me respect him more that he is like a killer.

I think he's really cool. I think no one should ever say anything bad about him. No. He's a lot stronger than people realize, oh, Cori and there's actually a really great way to fucking train your biceps and shoulders, apparently. Yeah, yeah. Strong hands. You like try and run away from him and you better leave your shirt behind, brother.

Or be willing to have that shit rip as you try and run. Yeah. He messed up one of my best shirts. Oh, shit. Well, well, well. Yeah, shit. Miles. We got somebody here that when I...

We got somebody here. When I see him on the guest list, I say, uh-oh. Uh-oh. here comes here comes chaos yeah very do i ever tell a story about how that was something that somebody said about me when they saw me walking through an airport one time after i missed a flight i overheard an irish woman go here comes chaos about me because i like fucking laid out like i like sprinted into the thing it was like i'm so late for my flight like laid out and like all my shit went flying everywhere.

Oh, my God. Oh, you see, you look like a real comedy. Yeah, a real comedy bit. And then once I made it through, she goes, here comes chaos. Anyways, here comes trouble. We're thrilled to be joined in our third seat by a brilliant comedian, writer, actor.

His special Daddy Longlegs is a must watch available on YouTube. He's one of your favorite guests and co-hosts on the podcast. On the other hand, on the other hand, he's the coiner of the phrase plumbers to describe his. thighs.

And you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys see this? You guys see this? Anyways, it's, uh, the great,

the hilarious, the chaotic. Blake Waxler! Here comes trouble. That bucks a bubble. Here comes trouble. This is Blake Waxler, aka,

I'll be plumping down the street double stroller. Once these twins get loose, I didn't expect that. We're spending all our money, but everything is fine. Zite gang? Hard launch.

My wife and I are bringing two. plumpies into the world, simultaneous plumpettes into the world. We're having twins. I told you guys as soon as I found out. And there we go. Everybody is time. Blessings to the child, to the children of Wexler.

My God. Congrats, dude. I mean, it's a whole flock. You didn't tell me you were going to fucking say this before, but I would have prepared something. I don't need to tell you anything. I was going to cover for you and say that you were calling your twins, your thighs, your twins.

Yeah, yeah. Which I have historic, which is the most confusing part of all of this. I just like that you would be like, you're refusing to let him reveal he's having a child. So you keep going, no, you're talking about your legs. No, see, this is all a metaphor. He's just like kind of weird about metaphors. My wife and I just want to have a sincere moment for once, actually, on this podcast. We are actually having twin children, a boy.

Twin legs? So what do you name? Not like human kids with their own separate legs. Right. Two each. So you're saying your legs are. so big they might as well be a human not only they might as well have their own legs

they might as well have their own area codes yeah yeah could we punch that up a little bit yeah yeah let's we'll workshop that and we'll come back I like that construction no but for real dude congrats it's hard for me to say because when you told us I was already I was so excited

but I think it was right after we recorded an episode and you told us I'm just so I'm excited for you guys I'm excited for those dang little kids I'll tell you what you guys are going to Great parents. I got to be careful when to bounce him on my legs. I might launch one through the ceiling.

You know what I'm saying? Dents in the ceiling. Definitely not yet. Oh, oh, spinal compression. Yeah. And that was all a bit just so he could say that last party. Exactly. What if it was?

That's so funny. I'm sure there has been language like that in the past that I've said years before now. And we could have just played that. But yeah, now it's real. Now it's real. No, 100% sincerely. Congratulations to you and yours. And yeah, man, you're one of the greats.

You're going to be a great dad. You're going to be great dad. You're going to be great uncles for once. For once? Oh, are we revealing that we're really? Now you can turn it around. Can we reveal that? So Blake and I had an interesting moment when I did a 23 and me recently

and it revealed that Blake's my half brother. That's crazy. That's, but we round up. Yeah. We round up to full brother. And when we have Miles' dad on. for the second time coming up. Explaining to do.

There's going to be some questions. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, why's Blake and my dad have a handshake? They had like 14 steps, man. Like a mega dab they have. All right.

Blake, we're thrilled to have you here. We're excited for you personally. And we're just excited to have you here on the podcast. We're going to get to know you a little bit better in a moment. First, we're going to tell the listeners a couple of things we're talking about. We're going to talk about Donald Trump and NASA announcing plans to ruin the moon.

Cool. Why not? Let's just keep this thing going. Let's why not, why stop at Earth? I mean, aspire for fucking the moon up. You know what I mean? Ignore Earth for a second, dude. He might reach the stars.

Dude, go fucking. He might reach the stars. There you go. We're going to talk about Nick Adams. Nick Adams. Yeah, yeah. The Australian guy who told that amazing story about how he saved a dad's dad who was trying to take his kids to woke stupid Zootopia too. And then he saved the day by giving them a very real speech about Melania Trump.

And he has now been rewarded. I want to talk about that mainly because I like listening to Miles' Australian accent. And also there's a big thread going off on Twitter about. about different ways that you can trick yourself into having an Australian accent. So we'll talk about that. We'll talk about ICE making lines shorter at airports and other lies

that are being told by this. And there's a guy who works for FEMA, who just told a story about being teleported, but mainly when I talk about the fact that CNN is coming for our jobs. Coming for us, bro. Damn. They just redesigned their sets to look like shit.

Yeah. Be like, Hey. So people apparently like this podcast stuff. It must be that the video quality sucks shit. Yeah. And it looks like it's in some guys like ADHD crisis garage. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we're going to talk about that, all that plenty more. But first, Blake, we do like to ask our guest. What is something from your search history that is revealing about? about who you are. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. You challenging me like this right off the bat. Well, I got an answer for you. All right. It's, I looked up TSA touchless ID because I was traveling over the weekend. And there's been whispers about it all being fucked to death. They're traveling right now?

Yeah, yeah. And I have my ear to the ground. So I was listening to those whispers. Because you're passed out? And I passed out. I passed out in line. I was passed out drunk. Yeah.

I had my ear to the ground. Yeah. One ear to the ground, the other one full of vomit. Because I woke up like this. I'm trying to see new friends. Yeah. Guys, I got my ear to the streets, folks, mostly because I woke up like that this morning. Because it's where I sleep.

But I also, where I passed out. But no, I, so I had a 6 a.m. flight out of Newark. This was a day or two ago. And no line got there like before four. which is hopefully the most depressing thing I say today. I did the exact same thing last week. Yeah. We're in Austin where everybody was freaking out and being like,

when are you getting to, oh, your flights at six? You should probably get there now. You should go tonight. You should leave right now. Go away. I got there like so early and just breezed through TSA. What airport did you fly out of Blake?

That wasn't as bad. I was in Newark. So it was new organizing a show in Minneapolis. Both were great. Both no line. Yeah. But I told you ice was good.

You're the point of your story is that ice going there and taking care of the lines is actually good. So what was different? Ice's contribution to the TSA lines. Yeah, yeah. A armed soldier on his phone actually picked me up off the ground and dragged me for security. Disappeared me in a Minneapolis. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Soldier. By that, I mean a 19 year old kid who was. playing Fortnite on their phone with a tag vestal. Exactly. And that's the best case scenario. Yeah.

Yeah. Zins in like a squirrel preparing for winner. Looking like Marlon Brando and the godfather. Like Blackbeard used to have candles in his beard. Like he has Zins in his beard just like stuff there. Wait, Blackbeard had candles in his beard? Yeah. It'd be scarier.

Yeah. It's kind of a said book. Little did he know. It made a book silly as shit. That's a real thing. I should have called him candle beer. Yeah, he would light off like fire. Like, there were like fire crackers, right, Jack?

Like they would, like the equivalent where it would look like his face was like on fire is like one of the things he would do to scare. famously wore slow burning hemp-based fuses in his hair. Okay. That's what I meant. I meant slow burning hemp-based fuses, which is something that's in my vocabulary. Oh, yeah, like a hemp wick, what stoners use as an alternative to butane lighters. Okay. But it's a sick look to just have something smoking in your hair and beer.

It's sick. That is such a like, for back then, when you're like, fuck it, bro, I'm a pirate dog. I want people to, like,

see me that I'm partially burning alive. Yeah. It's sort of like my vibe. I'm not really good with fashion, but my aura is, I'm, he was a war farming. He was a war of farming.

Oramaxing for sure, dude. Gigachode. It was like the vertical stripes of pirates or it's just like, it was kind of slimming the fire in the beard, you know, and it kind of takes your attention away from its strings on his life. And actually took it away.

I kind of have rosacea and I prefer maybe if they pay attention to the burning hair. He's actually just a guy who's super insecure about the fact that he doesn't have a very strong chin. So he's like I'm just kind of my beard to look like it's on fire the whole time. The beard has candles in it. I think you're actually overdoing it at this point. If I may, it feels a bit like a hat upon a hat to me. Come back wearing a hat on a hat.

I think you missed the points of me feedback. Yarr, y'ar, y'ar. One moment, let me go back. Ah, how about this? Little beard hats for me beard. That's better. All right, Captain. Yeah, let's, okay, yeah, we try.

What did you learn about the no touch ID? What does that mean? What does that even mean? Oh, listen, this is going to blow your mind. So what you have to do. What I'm going through TSA. Constant touching. I like to match.

I wear basketball. shorts. We know. No underwear. Get my friction on to close or mix a lot. It was, so essentially that's what I was reading on the internet where if you have Touchless ID, you can get through the line quicker. And Touchless ID is basically you don't hand them your ID or your boarding pass.

They take a photo of you and you're already in their system. So to have that, you preload your passport into the. app of whatever airline you're traveling with. And I had it loaded into a different airline, but not the other one that I was traveling with. So I canceled my check-in, then re-checked in after I entered it into the thing. But didn't even need it because the line was so short. But I've heard that can help. If God forbid, you're traveling, touchless ID. That's how you do it. So, yeah, I think like 60 airports have it, which seems like all of the airports. Like, how many fucking airports are there?

See, Jack? Now you got a way to get it. more up close and personal with the TSA agents. Yeah. Forego the touchless ID. That's right. Because Jack will do this thing to get touched, you know, frisked when he goes. He'll get to the fucking TSA checkpoint. He goes, call me the grass at a dog park because I got that shit on me.

And then they started to hollering. And then like, sir, what is going on? You're aroused. We have to go. I hide a little change in my butt so the thing keeps going off. So the metal detector. goes off. Huh. Weird. And then like when I'm finally satisfied, I just release and there you hear a loud clatter.

Shake a leg up. Gangling. That's why when we saw each other at the U.S. Open, you were standing in that fountain with shorts on and then you're really. I'm just sitting down and doing something with my butt collecting the coins at the bottom of the fountain. Just casting a few wishes. That's right.

I'm taking them all back. Blake, that's what I said. But this one, this wish. Yeah. Why shouldn't I keep them? That's right. What is something you think is underrated, Blake? Underrated, screaming into a pillow as loud as you can.

I found that that has been really helpful, just screaming as loud as you can. And it's such a good release. You know, there's a lot of shit going on. So, and that's in addition to therapy, you know, everything, like actual, you know, medical things. But yeah, every once want to just take a pillow and scream it, like, just fucking yell into it. And it feels, and the pillow matters so you don't scare other people. And this started. Okay.

And you made this discovery after you found out you were having twins. Yes. So I bring my own pillow with me in general. In every OV appointment now. Any friction occurs? No, anywhere. So any friction in my life. This is my shout pillow.

If I miss a light, like a traffic light, I'm stuck at a red light. I scream into it. You have it on a bungee cord above you on the driver's side. And then it goes right back up to the ceiling of the car. Shout pillow would be a good product. Shout pillow. The shout pillow that's like on the top of your, like every car just comes with a little. Oh, yeah.

Just a bring down. Yeah. I love shout pillow. The Chinese already have that built into their cars. They've thought of everything. They've thought of everything. That's good. Yeah.

No, it seems like things are going well for you. So the screen into a pillow is good. Sure, sure, sure, sure. What's something you think is overrated? Street cleaning, where I've never seen a street get more clean when one of those like fans, like those brush Zambonies. Yeah, yeah, yeah, go by. And Jamie Lofdis falls out of the ceiling because I mentioned Zambon.

How do you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's mad. She's like, did you mention Zambonies again? She doesn't want to be there. either. Yeah, she's pissed off. But yeah, I've never seen them work and I have a conspiracy theory that it's a way for local governments to collect tickets and get money that way, which is a conspiracy, but I believe

it's correct. I have a question about street sweepers that I've never asked out loud. Yeah, go ahead. Are they? Because it does. All right. Who are you? What is a streak?

The, the, what? They got the two big brushes that appear to the naked eye to just be kicking, kicking shit up, you know? My eyes, yes. Right. Yeah, just like getting the dust, walking through and just being like, this your sandcastle? Kick, kick, kick. Like everything goes fucking flying everywhere. But I have to assume that in theory, those brushes are sweeping it into a thing that is like picking up the shit off the street.

Is that not correct? Like an octopus's mouth. Yeah, yeah, yeah. that there's a little octopus's mouth under there. Possibly with a beak, I don't know. I don't know. It's got to be, right? That's the hope.

That's the hope. Yeah. I feel like in China, yes. In the U.S., it's just a thing that kicks shit in different directions. Well, I mean, like, the whole thing is like they're just getting shit out of the road. It's not to be like, it's like they're mopping the streets. It's like for debris. Yeah.

What a street mopper might be a better invention, to your point. Or sweeping, you know? You're saying you want to see a street mopper. You want it to be a Zamboni where it's like just a sheen of clean behind it. You're like, oh, is that brand new concrete? Yeah, if you're going to ticket. What are parking tickets in L.A. now, like 70, 80 bucks. Oh, oh, yeah.

Water parking tickets. Water parking tickets. Wooder parking tickets. I went down, I went down the shore, got a boat to go crabbing, and then I got a wooder parking ticket. Oh, yeah. And then I brought it to my wooder bed. And I haven't had a legit parking ticket in a few years.

But like back last time I got one, I felt it was like 65 or some shit. Right. I got one at, uh, UCLA miles. I told you, Jack. I don't play. I don't play. I don't play with people. Yeah.

Westwood. Fucked up. That's Westwood prices. Oh, but you're playing, you're probably paying their like exorbitant, fucked up campus parking ticket things. Yeah. Oh, Victor. Baby producer.

So Victor just came and said, my wife's one was like $70 or $80. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot for a little guy like that. That's crazy because you're a little baby and you don't make money. So how you pay that? How you pay that, Victor? How will you pay that?

Streetkeepers do pick up small debris, organic matter. Dog shit, I think is essentially what they're saying there. Dogg. But they hate... We pick up dog shit. What else do you fucking want? I'm not using my hands. What are you talking about?

I also, I, for whatever reason, there's something so humiliating for me to see a dog just take a dump on, like, on concrete on the sidewalk. Part of me is like, they don't want that either. No.

They don't want that either. This is designed for grass. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. That's why I walk around with a basket. Your second reference to dogs shitting on grass in,

in as many minutes. I got that shit on me, bro. I figured out a way to make that a bar. That's pretty good. My dog, when we lived in New York, my dog Miles at the time. What's up my dog? Would take a shit in the crosswalk as we were like, like, for some reason. It was just like, this is the one spot that I feel comfortable taking a shit.

That probably stressed you out so bad. Can you imagine my? Yeah. Not A to have like the dogs taking a shit in the strange spot, but then you thinking of like, I'm going to hold up the traffic now. Yeah. I'm having a panic attack just thinking about it. And you can already hear some made up like New York City sanitation worker be like,

oh, oh, pick up your dog shit. It almost seemed like I had trained him to do this because he just did it every single time. Your act of defiance against the city is to have him take a shit in a crosswalk. When we had those huge, those two big like blizzards this year, that my dog will only shit on, I'm so glad you brought this up,

he will only shit on grass and dirt. but there was no grass and dirt. And like the snow was too hot. Yeah, so it was just a night. It was a nightmare. My dog was constant. My poor dog. Like, how do I find dirt for this?

You didn't go like all he's fishing for like some. You had to like drill down into the snow. Just to find a spot of shit. Yeah, yeah. I poured 40 gallons of boiling water out there to try and melt it. I erected a shed in the middle of snow. Yeah. Yeah.

Amazing. Hey, you're see, you're going to be a great dad. Thank you. You're resourceful. Skills like that, yeah. Take the kid to the shit shed. I'm tired. I haven't got my 14 hours of sleep.

I haven't had my breakfast in bed in two days. I don't feel good. What are you doing in there? I think I'm like getting sick or something. Yeah, I feel light at it. Let's take a quick break. We'll come back and we'll talk about Donald Trump's moon base. I became a millionaire overnight, but lost everything that actually mattered.

Wait a minute, Sophia. Did you just say he lost everything? That's right. It's inheriting too much drama week on the OK Storytime podcast, so we'll find out soon. This person writes, I just inherited a fortune after losing my mom, and now my girlfriend's entire family is coming out of nowhere with their hands out. One sibling wants me to fund their whole lifestyle. Another vanished for four years and suddenly reappeared. And my girlfriend is already giving my money away. Hold on, Sophia. So the girl he wants to marry is already sending money out.

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and the free eye hard app. And we're back. Mm-hmm. We had a nice little Trump-free Tuesday yesterday. Yeah. And we're back. Just real quick to talk about the fact that he is, so he appointed NASA administrator, Jared Isaacman, to that role to be a NASA administrator.

It's also a billionaire. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course. Which is the most important thing. For someone to run NASA, you need them to have proven their metal at accumulating unethical amounts of capital. To own their own spaceship. Yes.

To have purchased their own, they must. And that's a prerequisite, yeah. So we're bringing a great, just sick mentality to space exploration right off the bat. But at this point, it feels like there's the stories that are we're hitting yesterday. about like the obvious insider trading happening with the massive bets on oil coming in like moments before he made his fake announcement about like being in talks with Iran and like suspending like there's just like hundreds of millions of dollars of bets like placed in the stock market like just couldn't be more obvious right so on top of that it just seems like

the best way to guess what he's going to do next is just like not not even look at self-interest just ask yourself what a villain in a James Bond movie would do next, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're going to do this to control the markets and then cash in. Or in this case- I'll create a global energy crisis and cash in. Yes. In this case, first of all, he's, like, really obsessed with making this guy get Pluto

re-designated as a planet. He's just, like, not happy that was ever. It was too woke when they made it not a planet anymore. Yeah. It's just more like, just, you know, oppression of white men, you know, Pluto was a proud white man planet. That's right. They tried to just,

summer 2020 was out of control, man. It was a disaffected young planet. Yeah. But more in fitting his character, Isaacman has announced that NASA is working on launching a nuclear propelled spacecraft to Mars by the end of 2028 and building a $20 billion moon base

over the next seven years. Cool, cool. Yeah, great. They have health care on the moon base? Yeah. Yeah. Shut the fuck. That's gonna store it up there.

You won't need it because your, your diseases will progress at a much slower rate on it with moon's gravity. Also, this guy, Jack, he's, he's a year older than me and a few years younger than you. It looks like total shit. Oh, yeah. Ew. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. He's got the jowls. He's got the jowls going. He's got that snake in. When you put that moisturizer on in a upward motion, y'all upward, don't be pulling your It's already upward, upward now. He's got that early, billionaire face. Early droopy dog syndrome, you know?

Yeah, which can be terminal if not treated. Yeah, well, look, that's what happens. I guess, like, billionaires, like, they're always going to, they're always fighting the karma that they wear on their face. Yeah. And always losing that battle. And you know where he would droop a little bit less on the moon? A little, little less gravity, you know? Yeah.

Jals would be like a little bit. No droop walking on the moon. He literally told Fox News, we're going to build President Trump's moon base. So that's, that is, it's not. I know. It must be so easy to just be one of these. Because like this is the guy who Elon Musk wanted in there. And then Trump, there was like a whole back and forth because Trump was just like,

because he, you know, he was beefing with Musk. And then he at the end of last year got finally confirmed or sworn in. as a NASS administrator. Yeah. Oh, God, I know. But he's just like an Elon Musk, yes, man. Who's, yeah, like that, it makes sense. Like, that's who would be good in this administration is just like somebody who says yes to more powerful people so vigorously that they just keep rising up in authoritarian administrations.

Totally. And it's like, yeah, great. That means that's better. That's great news for SpaceX who's already contracted with NASA. Right. Yeah. Perfect. He's like, take this dip shit.

there. Yeah. Hey, speaking of put my boy in there. We got Nick Adams. Oh, yeah,

my failed conservative politician from Australia who has come over here and taken us by storm, just a real... He's taking us. He's taking me by storm. Taking everybody's...

Really? Taking storm by storm. More than anybody else walks the line of like parody and reality. You know? It's hard to figure out because half the time you read you're like,

this guy can't be fucking serious. But he's that dumb. that he, it doesn't matter. He doesn't, it doesn't matter. He, that's, that's a real person. Your best comedians cannot even write this character. Like, some of the shit that he's, like, just to give you an idea, he tweets shit like, my ideal woman, 10 out of 10, low maintenance, strong Trump supporter.

No desire to interfere with my foursums. Picks me up from Hootas when I've had few, too many domestics with the boys. Has dinner ready at 5 p.m. Yeah. doesn't ask questions when I'm out late with the boys. That's what the fuck. This is what he posts. Just keeps talking about how he wants his wife to stop asking questions about how much time he spends with the boys.

Yeah. And foursums. Another way he posted, quote, I enjoy falsums with the boys. Uh-huh. Bro, you have my orgies with your home boys, huh? That's okay. You don't need a wife, bro. It sounds like you got three other homies that y'all can get it on quite well with.

I'm enthusiastic about beautiful, curvy women. I need Trump in the White House. I am an alpha male. Cool. And everyone is like, this can't be real. Then last summer, yes, I'm an alpha male. Yes, I eat rare stakes. Yes, I visit Hootas frequently.

Yes, I love America. Yes, I support President Trump unconditionally. Yes, I was nominated to be U.S. Ambassador to Malaysia. No, I will not be apologizing for any of it. He actually didn't get that Ambassadorship to Malaysia because of all of his Islamophobic comments that he's made. But yeah, this dude fucking failed upward

to the point of now. He has an official White House gig. He was just announced as, quote, special presidential envoy for American tourism, exceptionalism, and values. Exceptional? American exceptional. Special presidential envoy for American tourism. And white supremacy.

White supremacy. Yeah. Cool, cool. I mean, it goes to show that if you are a white immigrant like he is from Australia, you can get a white house gig. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All the anti-immigration stuff is just white supremacy, like just straight up. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And like that is they like people like this to help them prove that, help them make the point as clear as they possibly can. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, just chuck it in me dumpa. I'm on me rag, Mike I'm on me rag, Mike chucking in me dumpa. I want to go to white hooters with my boys.

We have foursums with my boys. Yeah. We like to go to basketball shorts. It's where all the male servers wear basketball shorts with no underwear. What does he think he say, when he says, I like to have forsooms with my boys,

is that like, is that a golf thing? Is he talking about, like, or is he really saying, like, I don't play enough golf. Is that how motherfuckers talk? Me and my three boys talking, like, and one woman. I think it's for, I think everyone has their own. Does that make sense?

So this fucking idiot, he has a forsoom. And then his boy, boy one has his own foursome over there. I think they ran out a huge Airbnb Bay. An air barbecue. An air bobby. An air bobby. An abbey. Wait, you're, isn't, it's a golf, it's golf, right?

Okay. A foursum. Yeah, yeah. A foursome can be a golf thing for sure. I like it's fucking three of his voice. I think it's, yeah. I do too. That makes more sense because what-

Fuck your boys. Why be so specific about the number of people you're golfing with, you know? Is that a good? I don't know. Hey, golf Zite gang, call in. Is that, is that like ideal to play with four people? Isn't it cool to play with two? I don't think usually people play with four.

Or is it, do you need four to, like, for a tea time? So if you occupy with all your friends, you're not golfing with Randos. I don't know. Last time I swung a golf club was when Tiger Woods came on the scene because I thought that was the sport for Blasian people. And I realized that's not how any of the shit works. I need four just to feel alive anymore on the golf course. Of course. I did just want to, there's a thread that people are responding to on Twitter from the child actor and musician Jenny Lewis.

Yeah. who. Riloh-Kiley. Rilow-Kyle. A little bit of Riloh-Kine-Ly. Remember that? Yeah. Where she said,

I'll teach you to do an Australian accent. Say this out loud exactly as it's written. Have you been to spice lightly? Huh. So being as in the legume spices and the thing you put on food. And then lightly as in howly go. Have you been to spice lightly? Have you been to spice lightly?

Is how you would say, space lately. You mean to spice lightly? A question that's always being asked by Rylan Grace in Project Hail Mary. Hey, Royland. Have you been to spice lightly? Please use that spice lightly. People came through saying, if you want to say, oh no, with an Australian accent, just say R&R, like rest and relaxation.

That's a shortcut. Because if you really master the. Oh, gnar, gnar. It's because we say no at the front of our mouth, no. No. But for Australia, that's how I say it. It's in the back of the mouth. I'm a yes man, so I've never said the word. It's all back here, right? It's all back here. It's gnaar. Nor. No. You've never said no before, Blake? Mm-mm. I won't. Won't do it. Not since my New Year's resolution. He just goes, no, no. Because they don't know what accent that is.

I want to shave, but I need new. And then this is a classic. Rise up lights. Rise up lights. Yeah, rise of lights. And then I, this one I kind of liked, that dress is quite fish in a bowl. Fishing a bowl. Fishing a bowl.

Fishing a bowl. Anyways. Yeah. Look, there's 100,000 of these. Are we going to go through every single one? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. This one, this next one is called.

Um, what's this, uh, bikey. Yeah, bikey gang. Biky gang. I do like somebody, if you want to say boat race, boat race, say bite rice, but which I don't know about that one. But then he said, make sure you baby talk. Fireman is fiery. Yeah.

Trucker is trucky. Yeah. And biker is bicky. Yeah. A bikey, yeah. Oh, tritey. That's like a big thing too with like the young people. It's like, oh, like, are you a tradie because you're making that money now?

You in the trades and trying to. Miles. You're real. Axi. Someone who's good at accents. Yeah, Mike. I like that. It feels like they managed to turn nicknames for professions or skills into slitters.

Yeah, for sure. It's a bit of a trinity. Oh, what I'm saying? Triding. Oh, okay. Say that one more time. We want to beat the fuck out of you for saying that shit in this hootas. Oh, I didn't know you were a bikey.

Yeah, sorry I am. This Nick Adams sounds like a bit of a cunt. Swish. Nailed it. I didn't know you're from Australia. I am. I can't tell you'd have to say it over there. I summon Sydney.

It's like a manual Kant. You know, you can't. Yes, yes. Ah, you can't. Oh, there you go. Thank you for tailoring that to me as a philosophy. Yes,

can I tell you a really funny, quick story? So, like, I was tailgating at an Eagles game. And my cousin, his buddy's friend, like, dude from Australia and my friend from Detroit was like, so how do you guys use the C, I'll say C words so you guys don't have to edit all this probably. Oh, thank you so much.

Yeah. And like, how do you use the C word over there? And the guy goes, well, you know, there's good C words and there's bad C words, you know, and he was telling that story. And then my friend goes over to my uncle as we were leaving. He goes, hey, Tommy, thanks for having us. You're a good C word. And then walks away.

I'm like, he wasn't part of that conversation. So my uncle just thought my best friend called him the C-word. For no reason whatsoever. Did you like it? Fight this guy? Did you have to like hold him back for the rest of the afternoon? He spit at him. He spit directly at him, which is normal in my family.

Yeah, he broke up my glass over his head. He did. So he was a good C word. All right. Yeah, Mike. Well, speaking of bad C words, let's talk Tom Holman real quick. Yeah, Mike. Who's claiming that ICE is making lines shorter.

And other lies. Yeah, other fantastic lies. But so, yeah, obviously now everyone's seeing these ice jerkoffs, like meandering the terminals of our airports to supposedly help TSA agents. Just standing around on their phone. Which I'm like, oh, does them having two hands on their cell phone make the lines go faster somehow? Yeah, it's amazing. Yeah, it's great.

I don't even imagine. The pictures you see are like, half the time I'm like, is this AI? It can't be everybody's in a circle looking at their phone, not talking. Yeah, there's so many pictures. Against a wall doing that by themselves. Yeah, that is true. Then there's like one picture I put in the dock. These dudes look like 13 years old.

Children. Yeah. Truly the 2026 Hitler Ute are roaming the halls of the airports. Anyway, but there's zero evidence that the lines are moving faster. But like also, you don't need any evidence to know that that was never going to fucking happen. It's like, because that's just that what, like, what is the point of these people, aside from maybe just visually being used to them being a presence. I think that's it. Yeah. But I mean, I will say, like Bannon specifically said this is good because it like makes it possible

or like it's a good warm up for putting ice agents in polling places. It, yeah, part of me is like, Steve Bannon's just lost his mind. He just says a bunch of wacky shit because part of me, feels like this isn't actually 4D chess and I'll get to that in a second in terms of how Trump even figured quote unquote figured this out but like unless the ICE agents are working the actual fucking

security lines the lines will continue to move slowly that's where they're not allowed to do yeah they're just not equipped for that's like not what they do like that's like being out of fucking gas in your car and someone says I got you bro and they bring a beach ball and you're like right what the fuck I'm what you're out of gas right

well fuck here bro take the beach ball that's not gonna do shit but anyway if the beach ball was racist and carrying a gun yeah or you're out of gas and they just bring a tactical vest and a assault weapon and just look at you weird yeah soaked in gatorade

and I'm like why is it wet it's like well the liquid I don't know might be gas or something no it's whatever get the fuck out of here anyway Tom Holman went on Hannity to try and make the case as to how good this is And he just basically pivoted, not basically, he just pivoted to admitting like, oh, yeah, they're also going to be like arresting people probably, like, but bad guys only. Here's a serial spitter Tom Holman talking that shit.

Look, Donald Trump made a brilliant move this week. And he called me, says, let's send ice at the airport. I thought it's a smart move. And we're filling the holes. The weight lines already dropped. Plus we're doing a security function at the airport. We're going to arrest criminals going to use airport. We're going to look for human trafficking, sex trafficking, money smuggling.

We're going to be at the airport, work with our brothers and sisters. The space three inches in front of his face is so wet. Bro, you know his laptop looks like shit. It's somebody who tops at a laptop a lot of times. It looks like a dock. It's got barnacles and shit on it. He's got to come with a scraper. Anyway, it's funny.

that like he's like he goes oh good good thing president john trump he got he got the idea to put the thing here and you remember da da da because again he's claiming donald trump is the one who quote had this idea but based on like what a few people noticed this is probably actually um from a lady who called into like the clay Travis and buck sexton show um and she basically gave this idea on last Friday. So the timeline is this lady called into the Bucks Exxie show, a huge, like, you know, conservative host. Then that guy went on Fox News that night and pitched this idea on Fox News and then Saturday Trump quote-unquote. Yeah, has this genius idea. So I'm like, I don't know even if you were even thinking about this. I think it's because Linda from Arizona

called into a talk radio show. Valley, Arizona. What you got for us? Well, play, I think I have a solution to the TSA problem. What we need to do is we need to supplement where we're missing out on TSA agents who can't afford to work for us anymore. We need to bring in ICE agents and fill in. And I think that that would push the Democrats to sign the Homeland Security bill. I think it would set their hair on fire. So she's like, this is a good troll move to get the Democrats to pass the DHS funding. I think it would set their hair on fire.

Oh, yeah. I think it'll set the Constitution on fire. They'll go full black beard on this. Their little beard candles are going to fucking go. I think I put little candles in their beard. Yeah. What, ma'am? What are you talking?

What are you talking about it? All right, lady, I thought you had a point in the beginning. Forget it. What the fuck is that about? These candles slow fuse. So it's not just the one and done. A slow hip fuse. Yeah, you know, that would be reckless to have an open flame.

It should be a small, a small smolder. Just on the control. burn. So yeah, I'm, I feel like again, because Trump watches TV and he doesn't have any ideas unless someone is screaming them in his face, that could be where how we got here. But it does have that dual function. Like you said, Jack, like even if that's not the intent, having these people present is unnerving. Every person who like the news talks to, they're like, yeah, it's pretty weird. Like, they're just like standing around and like not saying anything. It just feels. theory. It would be an idea. Like, it is one of those things that makes sense as a call-in talk radio

idea. Like, and then you realize they can't help in any way and people don't like them. And so you were just taking a thing that is a major fucking problem for your administration and just like putting it in people's faces as they're at their most stressed out and annoyed with you. Great campaign ad. Yeah, exactly. That's why Democratic aren't really bothered by this in the sense that they're like this isn't the fucking move you think it is even if you think you're trolling

like it's just going to remind people that you're in charge of this line not moving because you've already admitted that you've killed a deal to pay TSA agents because you wanted to get your save act passed and B, the ice goons, another reminder

of how fucking far even further into the darkness we've gone. But you know, I have I have a negative thought here where, and I might need my scream pillow, but I'm worried that the joke I was going to make is like, oh, well, at least they're only on their phones. Right. And not, you know, shooting innocent U.S. civilians and, like, arresting innocent people and putting them in cages. And I'm now wondering, is this, my fear is that this is human, because the bar is so low on their humanity. if they're only on their phones,

is this making them seem, like, I don't, like, not normalizing, but is it almost more normal, like putting them in a normal space where there's not all help. This is a much, as bad as TSA is right now, it's not the chaos that they're usually associated with. Just trying to be like, look,

they can stand out non-violently and be useless too. That's what I'm worried about. Yeah, I mean, obviously we're thinking this. Like, we're seeing what's actually happening. I feel like you're, I feel like the natural human response. is why the fuck is this line so long? And like, what are these assholes just doing standing around?

So if they're standing there doing nothing but standing there like overarmed, you know, like scaring children with their giant guns and then like on their phones, I feel like it's not a great look. I hope so. Now, if it's not, if they were capable of like doing something, uh, you know, productive and helpful, I think, yes,

that might work to their advantage. But I don't think, I don't think that's who these assholes are, you know? Right, right, right. Yeah. I'm just hoping everyone sees it that way. Yeah. I mean, look, even OJ, he decided to do a prank show after the murder trial to try and

curry up some favor with the public. Like, you know, you got to do something fun. You gotta do something fun. Hey, and that's why we all forgave OJ. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. That's why we did as a show. Look, I'm just standing around not doing murders.

People are like, man, I don't know. He's like, prank show? People are like, oh. Now, now he's got me. I'm back. All right, OJ. Maybe I had the wrong idea about you. Okay.

Okay. I'm not black. I'm OJ. I'm OJ. Okay. Let's take a quick break. And we'll come back and look at the new competition. Fuck on. Anderson Cooper and Jake Tapper.

We'll be right back. A silver 40 caliber handgun was recovered at the scene. From IHeart podcasts and Best K Studios. This is Worshack. at City Hall. How could this have happened in City Hall? Somebody tell me that. July 2003, Councilman James E. Davis arrives at New York City Hall with a guest. Both men are carrying concealed weapons. And in less than 30 minutes, both of them will be dead. Everybody in the chambers docks. A shocking public murder.

A scream, get down, get down. Those are shots. Those are shots. Get down. A charismatic politician. You know, he just bent the rules all the time. I still have a weapon, and I could shoot you. And an outsider with a secret. He alleged he was a victim of flat down. That may or may may have been political. That may have been about sex. Listen to Roershack, murder at City Hall on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I became a millionaire overnight, but lost everything that actually mattered. Wait a minute, Sophia. Did you just say he lost everything? That's right, it's inheriting too much drama week on the OK Storytime podcast, so we'll find out soon. This person writes, I just inherited a fortune after losing my mom,

and now my girlfriend's entire family is coming out of nowhere with their hands out. One sibling wants me to fund their whole lifestyle. Another vanished for four years and suddenly reappeared, and my girlfriend is already giving my money away. Hold on, Sophia. So the girl he wants to marry is already sending money out the door. And that's just the beginning. He makes a plan, sets up a trust, and finally thinks he has everything under. control. Okay, so things work out then? Let's just say the people he trusted the most are the ones who ended up shocking him the most. So does the money end up being worth going through all that? To find out, listen to the OK Storytime podcast on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your

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Ladies and gentlemen, breaking news at Americopa County as Laura Owens has been indicted on fraud charges. This isn't over until justice is served in Arizona. Listen to Love Trapped podcast on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. You know, Roaldahl. The writer who thought up Willie Wonka, Matilda, and the BFG. But did you know he was also a spy? Was this before he wrote his stories? It must have been.

Our new podcast series, The Secret World of Roll Doll, is a wild journey through the hidden chapters of his extraordinary, controversial life. His job was literally to seduce the wives of powerful Americans. What? And he was really good at it. You probably won't believe it either.

Okay, I don't think that's true. I'm telling you. I was a spy. Did you know Doll got cozy with the Roosevelt's? Played poker with Harry Truman and had a long affair with a car Congresswoman. And then he took his talents to Hollywood, where he worked alongside Walt Disney and Alfred Hitchcock before writing a hit James Bond film. How did this secret agent wind up as the most

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Oh, no. So that's a little too porous, but it's. It's a good start. All you have is a towel. Also, that hurt to hear you scream like that. That felt pain like there was pain. No, it was fine. It was completely fine to scream like that.

You shouldn't hang out with me for 70% of the day. Then. All right. Some news that made me do that into my scream towel. Scream towel. Trademark. CNN's coming for our asses, Miles. Yeah, I know. I know.

You guys had a good run. You as well, Blake's takes for goodness sakes. I can't believe that you guys came for me. Mainstream media wants to look like a second rate, like a literal second rate podcast is what they're trying to go for right now. They took a look at the situation. Their cable news viewership plummeting. Things looking especially bad at CNN where their, you know, their, their ratings have been. their ratings were up during the first Trump administration.

This time, people are just like, I don't know, man. They don't seem to. Post-Zazlov especially. Yeah, there's the Zazlov of it all. There's also just, I don't know. I think people lost a lot of faith in the mainstream media as they lost faith in the mainstream Democratic Party in the last election. And so people are just like kind of out on that shit. So CNN says, heard.

We've heard you guys. We need to get your trust back. Right. We're bringing it back with a reverse makeover to make us look more like the podcasters you seem to be listening to instead of us. And what are the percentages too? Because like the belief or faith viewers and listeners have with the news versus podcasting is also pretty frightening. Yeah, yeah.

53% of people say they trust news that they get from podcasts about the same. as the news they get from other sources. 23% say they trust the news they get from podcasts more than the news they get elsewhere. So is that gang? That's right. And then unidentical shares say they trust the news they get from podcasts less than the news they get elsewhere. But according to VoxTOPCa's new survey, the listening has 85% of registered voters surveyed

trust podcasts more than any other news and information source. Unfortunately, that might include Theo Vaughn. Oh, it definitely does. Podcasting is a pretty big taste. So that's probably not good overall. But, like, I don't know, CNN does, like, seems completely dead and sterile and in a lot of cases. Like, it's just kind of impossible to get smarter by watching it.

Well, when you constantly both sides. shit to the point where you're like, why are you even platforming people who have the dumbest ideas or normalizing like really dumb fucking policies and not understanding how that's actually affecting like working people on the ground? Yeah. Then every day like you watch the news and like these people don't even fucking get it anymore. Like what the fuck are they talking? I mean, they're saying news things, but I don't even know what they're what they believe. And I think that's the part two where it's like, what,

can you, is that bad or good? And do you think that based on your values? You're just trying to be like, and I'm just saying what the White House. And they're more captured than any, you know, like CNN is,

you know, 100% the victim of corporate capture. So like, I, you know, every, every, buddy,

every decision gets run through a board that's like overseen by fucking billionaires and yeah, Titans of industry. Um, so you're going to get bullshit like this. where they're like, you know, I'm sure somebody was like, what if they just like said what was actually like they thought about stuff

and what they thought was happening. Oh, you don't want to know what they think actually. That's true. No, no, no, no. And then. Anderson Cooper's got some backwards ideas. Instead, they were like, what if Jake Tapper hosted the lead from his office

sitting in front of a giant podcasting microphone and a desk featuring just a very calculated mess of assorted knick-knacks. Yeah, dude. And no makeup. No makeup anymore. That's out. I don't think that's true.

I think they're still panicking it up. They're putting more on more than ever. Actually, we get even more makeup. What does you have like a fucking tarantula on his desk? There's like a tarantial, like a taxidermy tarantula, a golden camel, maybe Eisenhower, like a general Eisenhower coffee mug. I think a Bill Clinton. Coming out of the head.

Is that Bill Clinton and like a Scorsese bobblehead? Yeah. That tarantula was alive and then Jake boarded to death. My first guest is this tarantula. Terry? For an interview with it. What something you think is overrated, tarantula? Huh.

All right, cool. Wide shots of his office include a rack of clothes, a couch that, It is designated Jake's jack-off couch where Jake jacks off when meetings are not happening. It was so hard to get a sponsor for that. Yeah. It's Cal sheet. Yeah, Cal sheet. You might want to lay down a towel is the subtitle of the thing.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Oh, put a towel down before you sit there. Put a towel down before you sit there. What? Why? Political posters from campaigns, including Mitt Romney, John McCain, and John Edwards. Cool.

I know. It's cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. Romney Ryan. Why don't they trust us? Yeah. What the heck? And look, it looks like a, it looks like some schlubby podcasting. Even it's lit so poorly, like Jake Tapper's lit, but on the other side of his office, like the guest scouts.

And then here's some darkle in the shadows over here. Yeah. Looking, looking weird. You can kind of see their, like, butts and stuff. Like, it's just like a bad, a bad look. They're kind of, you know, nobody. A windows open. Yeah. Just an open window.

But according to Jake, we thought we would bring you into the space where me and my team do our actual journalism and plan the show every day. Oh, my God. Cool. Thank you. Because we thought we could feign cultural relevance by bringing you into the space where I take naps and jack off did not, you know, wasn't as popular with the board. Yeah. The laziest one, though, is Anderson Cooper is just doing the same thing, except his sleeves. are rolled up and he just has a big

honking microphone in front of them. Yeah. What is there fuck? What is wrong with these idiots? And his guests now have like cups of like paper cups of coffee but yeah with the CNN logo on it. So just

pretending that's the text. Mikes don't exist anymore. How like what's the over under till they're all holding like the little TikTok microphones like on a business card and they're going okay so like what do you think about this? Yeah. I 100% agree that.

Yeah. 100% disagree. Hey, yeah, Bibi, like, what's like the most bust in food trend you think right now, Mr. Nanyahu? Go ahead. Like, where, I mean, it makes sense because this is the, this is the best these capitalists can do. Because they don't actually understand how far, like, how far gone they themselves are. That's right.

So everything has to be, it's the presupposition is, well, I'm not fucking up. So if, if I start from there, then what is it? Because it's certainly not me and it's certainly not the values we're espousing as a network. It's, it's got to be something else. Oh, okay. It should look like a podcast. Yes, it's purely aesthetics. It's because those guys just look like poor people.

That's right. That's why they trust them. So you know what, Anderson, dude, I know you're going to hate this idea. What if you wore it? T-shirt, dude. Would you, under my button up? No, you Vanderbilt

motherfucker. I'm talking about a fucking regular-ass t-shirt. Maybe a graphic T with Dale Earnhard or some shit on it. But if I did like a little thing where I rolled up my sleeve. All right.

We'll be in the middle. We love incremental. We love incrementalism here, so I guess we can abide for that. What if I had one of those big stupid fucking mics that these dipships have? Another great idea. So you, uh,

we can just, we can feel the distance. stain coming through a little bit too thick. But yeah, shows that they clearly don't understand why audiences are leaving. CNN employees were themselves apparently shocked. This week in the span of 10 minutes, this is from somebody who works at CNN. So this week in the span of 10 minutes, I received texts from three current or former CNN employees alerting me to an abnormal programming tweak.

Turn on CNN. What the fuck is that set? They said. Oh my God. I mean, because also, too, if you think about it, no one is,

no one is actually espousing the values that, like, day to day people are saying, like having conversations with each other about. Like, no one is, no one has a show, like an anchored show where they're saying,

we need to be taxing the billionaires more. The reason why we have such this, this income gap is because we don't, we've completely lost our way with, like a progressive tax system. Like we haven't had it since the 7th, like 1971 or whatever. No one's going to say that. No one's going to talk about like actual oppression of colored people,

fucking Muslim people, whoever. No one is going to say anything about like forcefully. And if they do, it'll be someone on a panel. And then there'll be plenty of other people like, oh, you're overreacting. Yeah, yeah. You know, and so. We need somebody to shout that person down. Yeah.

And at most that's what. And people go, oh, I like that person. And they go, why the fuck is this other maga dickhead now just screaming at them? Like, this isn't even fucking productive. But again, their whole fucking solution for that is, because again, there's no way they can elevate voices that are there that, like, actually are going to speak out in terms of like corporate, like, kleptocracy or use those words. And if it is, it's going to be some like radical professor we're going to talk to today

to find out why liberals are so out of their minds. It's just, yeah, then this is what you're going to be left with. People sing in the same fucking song to each other over and over, and people are like, I'm tired of it. But now into a podcast, Mike. Yeah, exactly. But now they're on a couch.

And you can see how bad Jake Tapper's posture really is. I know. Jake, just let it all hang out, man. Show us all those dang knickknacks. It really, like paddywacks even. Do we really think that like, because everything is like so over, like there's too much shit,

but it all seems like so weird. specific that like I feel like they sent a shopper out to like fill his desk with bullshit. Oh, yes. That's unbelievable. That's the thing too. They're not even doing that the natural. It's like, no, this is natural.

And it's like, all right, so we took multiple surveys as to what is natural. Right. And then we like put it like, it's insane. It's toys on a desk. Can we get three different looks at this that we could then focus group test a little bit with some. We need to find out how it appeals to people in. Iowa.

Jake might be an Eagles fan. He's an Eagles fan. He's an Eagles fan. Look at that one. I love this move, actually. I think this move is fantastic. I think it's a perfectly normal thing to do. I know why we're shitting on it. Jaylen Hurts funco.

Go birds, go tapper. Go birds, go tapper, go CNN. Go CNN. Yeah. Go CNN. Fly. Fly. That's right.

Anderson Cooper. Oh, my God. Blake, such a pleasure having you, as always. Likewise. Oh, likewise. Oh, likewise. Where can people find you, follow you all that good stuff? People can follow me at Blake Wexler and all social media.

And then my final show before, who knows when I'll do stand-up again. So final show before the twins come, April 11th. I'll be in Philadelphia, next in line comedy club. Two shows, 730, 930. Going to be talking about a lot of twin stuff. Can we talk about a lot of other stuff too? But yeah, that'll be my final show. So if you're in the Philly area, that'll be a great.

one to go to. And yeah, at Blake Western social media. And you'll be back on that show, April 18th, just so you know, we've already scheduled it out. Thanks. That is correct. Yeah, I will. I will. Amazing having you here. Is there a work of media that you've been enjoying? Yes. My wife wrote, and my wife's a writer, and she wrote a article for Vox about how she doesn't like being pregnant. And it starts with three words, greetings from hell. So you can read the that. She also wrote an article about being married to me that started the same exactly. Yeah.

I fucked up. This piece of shit again is how that one starts. But no, she is the real article. It's called the ugly emotion pregnant people aren't supposed to talk about for box media. Julia Reese Wexler. Yeah. There you go. Money.

Is there a work media you've been enjoying and where people find out? Find you. Quick question. What's Queen Village Philadelphia like? That's where Jake Tapper was born and raised. Or he's born in New York. He was raised in Queen Village Philadelphia. That's why he's got that birds.

I am a little skeptical is where it says. It shares boundaries of Society Hill to the north, Bella Vista to the west, and Pennsport to the south. I'm guessing. It's actually not that. Yeah, it's near the river. So, like, also, I don't know what it was like when he was growing up there, but it's kind of near.

His dad is like the head of pediatrics for like the South Philadelphia Pediatrics Center, whatever. It's deep south Philly. It's cool. Yeah, it's cool. Yeah. All right, bro. All right, Jake Tapper. Tapir.

Hey, man. Hey, tell those birds to fly, my bro. You can find me everywhere at Miles of Gray. I'm talking shit about 90-day fiancé on 420 day fiancee. I'm talking shit about the Premier League and European football at large on A-Nit footy. God, we fucking, we fucked up real bad Sunday. We were in the Carabal Cup final and you're totally shit the bad. Liverpool's a great son what you're talking about.

Oh, yeah. I mean, look, look. I can look around and find, I can find comfort all around me. Work in media I like is, so Amanda Moore, who's a journalist we've had on the show before, posted a video at the, like, Terminal E at Bush International or Intercontinental Airport in Houston. It just, it's wild. It says when you arrive at Terminal E at Bush Intercontinental in Houston, the line. outside looks manageable, but in reality, it starts in the basement, goes up a floor,

and zigzags through baggage check, then runs outside before snaking around the check encounters. And it looks like, it looks like a scene in like a sci-fi movie where like everyone's trying to leave Earth. Yes. And then Brooks Otter, like, quote tweeted that. It said, the line at IAH may become a new type of micro-society. Babies will be born in the line. They'll grow up knowing nothing of nothing outside the line.

line. The line will develop its own language, its own culture. Yeah, it looks fucking harrowing. So anybody, if you're listening to this in line right now, God bless you. God bless you. Oh, I love harrowing. Oh, sorry, harrowing. Jack. Sorry, sorry. I'm sorry. That's the old. That's the old. That's the old. That's the old. Turn me back to the old me. That's right. Uh, you can find me on Twitter at Jack underscore O'Brien Blue Sky. Jack O. B. the number one. Uh, Instagram Jack underscore O underscore Brian. Let's see.

These are some old tweets that I enjoy. John Kim, baby Kim, tweeted, if there's a young actor named LeBron B. James, we could have an interesting debate in a few years. And then Slice at Slice of Heck tweeted, they should make a Jurassic Park movie where all the dinosaurs and humans get along and the park runs just fine. I'm tired of this. I'm tired of this.

Just show it working. Shows up every time to the movie, being like, just make it work. How do you fucking up this? How many fucking times do you need to attempt this? Make the gates higher. Why are the gates so low? You can find us on Twitter and Blue Sky at Daily Zykeyes.

We're at the Daily Zykeist on Instagram. You can go to the description of this episode wherever you're listening to it. And there at the bottom, you will find the footnotes. But no, God. Oh, my God, I'm going to be sick. Welcome to hell. Which is where we link off to the information we talked about in today's episode.

We also link off to a song that we think you might enjoy. Miles. Yeah. Is there a song you think that people might enjoy? So we're actually going to write out because there was some positive reception to the Fonk track I played, French Kiss last week. This is another one for you called Blowing Speakers. Blowing speakers, okay?

And that's what you're going to do. It's by holy. Maine. Okay, everybody has a main name because it's all sort of inspired by, you know, the South and Memphis Rapp specifically. But this one's called Blowing Speakers. Check it out. It's Holy Maine. And it's just like a fun beat. And like it has like a B section where it gets like real dark. And it does it for people who used to have sound systems in their car and you used to think about blowing the trunk off of your car. This is a track for that. So there you go. Blowing speakers. All right. We will link off to that in the footnotes.

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