The Daily Zeitgeist - …I'm The Zeit Man! 1/28: Trump, Las Vegas Ice Cream Patrol, Kroger, Microsoft, Surge Pricing, Pete Hegseth, Christopher Walken
Episode Date: January 28, 2025In this edition of …I'm The Zeit Man!, Jack and special guest co-host Bryan The Editor discuss Trump freezing federal aid programs, the Las Vegas ICE Cream Patrol, Microsoft and Kroger trying t...o bring "surge pricing" (AKA price gouging) to a grocery store near you, Pete Hegseth's confirmation, Christopher Walken's shocking secret and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Transcript
Discussion (0)
Here at LifeKit, NPR's self-help podcast, we love the idea of helping you make meaningful
lifestyle changes.
Our policy is to never be too punishing on yourself or too grand in your goals, which
is why we've got shows on how to make little nudges to your behavior and create habits
that stick.
Listen to the LifeKit podcast on iHeartRadio. Jon Stewart is back at The Daily Show and he's bringing his signature wit and
insight straight to your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast.
Dive into John's unique take on the biggest topics in politics, entertainment,
sports, and more.
Joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondents and contributors.
And with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups, this podcast gives
you content you won't find anywhere else.
Ready to laugh and stay informed?
Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Welcome to Decisions Decisions, the podcast where boundaries are pushed and conversations
get candid.
Join your favorite hosts, me, Weezy WTF, and me, Mandy B. As we dive deep into the world
of non-traditional relationships and explore the often taboo topics surrounding dating,
sex, and love.
Every Monday and Wednesday, we both invite you to unlearn the outdated narratives dictated
by traditional
patriarchal norms. Tune in and join the conversation.
Listen to Decisions Decisions on the Black Effect Podcast Network, iHeartRadio app, Apple
Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
We want to speak out and we want this to stop.
Wow, very powerful.
I'm Ellie Flynn, an investigative journalist, and this is my journey deep into the adult entertainment
industry.
I really wanted to be a player boy, my doll.
He was like, I'll take you to the top.
I'll make you a star.
To expose an alleged predator and the rotten industry
he works in.
It's honestly so much worse than I had anticipated.
We're an army in comparison to him.
From Novel, listen to The Bunny Trap on the iHeart Radio app,
Apple podcasts, or wherever
you get your podcasts.
Hello, the internet, and welcome to this episode of Skibidibidididumada, friends.
I'm the scat trends.
That one courtesy of Brian, the editor.
Oh yeah, I'm just sundown in a little bit.
This, I want to say morning just sundown in a little bit this ski video.
I want to say morning, but it's 3 p.m.
3 p.m. Where you are.
It's 3 p.m. I am still in my robe, still in a bathrobe, forever bathrobe,
forever bathrobe energy is like that's a good just a good motto to live by.
How are the egg prices down in Mexico City?
Well, Jack, let me tell you, if I go there, they're being weighed out like cocaine.
Well, yeah, either my options for eggs are I go to one of the numerous
little little shops in the neighborhood and I can just buy
as many or as few eggs as I want.
And it's so cheap that I don't even know how much it is.
Or I can go on Uber Eats and have a man
bring me a dozen eggs for forty one pesos, which is roughly two dollars.
Living like a fucking king down there.
Oh, yeah.
I just I snuck into my neighbor's hen house
this morning and he shot my butt with a shotgun.
It's a fox. Yeah, dresses a fox. He shot my butt with a shotgun and it just. Fox.
Yeah. Dresses a fox.
He shot my butt with a shotgun, but it just exploded my underpants and I just had a hard
underpants on underneath.
But other than that, I'm fine.
That's how we learned your name was Jack.
That's right.
Anyways, I'm Jack.
That right there is Brian, the editor.
The editor. He's right there at is Brian the editor. Brian the editor.
I already screamed that right?
Brian the editor.
Yeah, it's me.
Yeah.
And you aren't the scat man, but you grew up with the scat man.
Is that correct?
Yeah, the scat man was my stepdad.
Yeah.
He's all right, I guess.
All right.
Brian would love to keep talking about the scat man, but we have a bunch of terrible
news to speed run through.
Yeah, I don't know.
This is just take me back to the old Trump administration when it was just a new outrageous fucking thing every
day. But in this case, it's like five new outrageous things every day. They're really
flooding the zone with shit in this administration.
Remember how out of it he seemed on the campaign trail after the assassination, like he had
just given up and just like, oh, he's charged up now.
Like, yeah, somebody put the energizer battery in his back.
This is I do remember he like has those he goes in waves, right?
Where I think it's like Adderall based and like he'll get to he'll actually like rest
for a couple of weeks and like not be in the public eye and then come back and just be raging.
And it's like being in an abusive relationship where you're just going with the ebbs and flows
of somebody's manic crazy energy. But it does feel like this time, you know how like Terminator 2 is like the first, like
the stuff that was wild about the first one, but like cranked up like that.
This feels like the crank to presidency of, of, you know, Trump presidencies.
Did you see crank to?
Yeah, I was a big fan of the, the big middle fingers for the audience.
Yeah.
Yeah. Anyways, that seems to be the Trump
administration, one of the Trump administration's guiding principles is a
big middle finger to the audience.
They just paused, quote, in quotes, trillions of dollars in federal funding.
So this is after suddenly putting a stop to US foreign aid for if you're not like
keeping track of everything
They put a sudden halt on US foreign aid
Which caused chaos inside groups ranging from health care providers to landmine removers, but then on
Monday night, I believe it was Tuesday morning a memo revealed that Trump now is going to temporarily pause federal funding for
everything basically now is going to temporarily pause federal funding for everything, basically.
The only thing that won't be affected is Medicare and Social Security, because that would affect
people like his age, his voter base.
But disaster relief, medical research, shelters for offering safety for domestic violence, suicide hotlines, Medicaid,
you know, healthcare for the poorest people in the US.
All the Medicaid systems are locked in all 50 states, it seems.
And I wonder, Jack, to what end?
Like, what 4D chess is he playing, do you think?
Oh, that's a really good question.
I'm sure we can just go read the New York Times
to figure out the strategy behind this,
because that seems to be what their job is now is like,
you know what, so from this perspective,
here seems to be what Trump is thinking.
I've heard people suggest everything from this is just trying to speed up the collapse
of civilization so he can do what he really wants.
I don't know.
Yeah, that's such an interesting thing that fandoms have created is your favorite whoever
the fuck can do any old weird shit and the base will just create an excuse for them.
You don't even have to try to lie
to people anymore.
Yeah. Medicaid portals are frozen and even Meals on Wheels don't know if they can keep
delivering meals to elderly shut-ins. So way to stick it to those free-loading elderly
shut-ins. Yeah, I hear they put boots on all the Meals on Wheels vans.
It's really sad.
They might.
I mean, truly, that might be.
I don't know where does this stop.
So just to read from the memo, according to the memo, this is to assess compliance with Trump's executive orders, specifically relating
to DEI, woke gender ideology, and the Green New Deal.
Again, despite the fact that the Green New Deal was never signed into law.
I feel something weird coming on, Jack.
Just very exasperated sigh.
Okay.
It's very exasperating. I will allow an exasperated sigh because that thank you my own nation and you
No further answers your honor
That explanation is basically just like I want to do something
crazy to see
I'm gonna like ask you to do something crazy. Like I need you to kill
I'm going to like ask you to do something crazy. Like I need you to kill your friend.
And you just stick this ice pick in this guy's fucking ear.
All right. Yeah.
So I know you're down.
Except in this case, it's elderly people.
I need to make sure that you're down for the cause.
You need to push this old lady down the stairs.
Some elderly people.
The memo also blamed trans people and Marxists for all of America's problems.
I don't even know what a Marxist is anymore. Now, I really don't.
I can guarantee you they don't either.
Quote, the use of federal resources to advance Marxist equity, transgenderism, and Green
New Deal social engineering policies is a waste of taxpayer dollars.
This is a blatant violation of the Constitution.
It seems like that's not the president's job
to determine how federal money is spent.
I feel like he needs congressional approval for that.
Checks and balances, like just trust in the system, bro.
Like, checks and balances.
Yeah.
There are no checks and balances.
There are no checks and balances, it turns out.
Because everybody seems to be going with the
Well, we don't want him to be mad at us like that. That's I forget the quote but it's basically like a lot of the power that's given to
you know authoritarians is just like freely granted by people who want to
Like comply, you know people comply in advance with authoritarianism.
Because they don't want any smoke. He's got the energy of a vindictive,
like an evil child in a Twilight Zone episode or something, where they have super weird powers and
the parents just don't want to like, just give just give them, just give them the candy bar. Okay. The weird left turn ending of looper where it just becomes about a baby,
a child with superpowers.
Is that how looper ends? I am I thinking of the right movie,
surprisingly forgettable movie with little cultural impact.
I know I saw it at first and then they're like,
and now you're on a farm with a baby with
superpowers for some reason.
Like the whole third act is in that farmhouse with a child with superpowers, I feel like.
Am I making that up?
Oh yeah, there is something, right?
Yeah, it's so weird.
It's like a fun sci-fi time travel premise that then like all of a sudden, yeah, I don't know why it
goes in that direction.
I don't know why we went in this.
Oh wait, actually I do because this is fucking terrible news.
Yeah, it's terrible news.
So we're just looking for and my brain reaches for any, any place that I can go besides the
news.
We didn't even cover earlier in the week when Trump randomly started a
trade war with Colombia.
Basically Colombia was like, hey, could you like they've accepted deportation.
Again, the Democratic Party, when they were in power, were deporting hundreds of people.
They were just not handcuffing them and putting them on military aircraft and going out of
their way to mistreat the people who they
were deporting.
So the president of Columbia said, please stop doing that.
We won't accept them if you're treating them like shit and doing it on military aircraft.
That adds a whole aggressive element to this.
Brazil also were reportedly outraged when they
discovered the people were in handcuffs and Mexico denied one such military
plane request to land. But yeah, so Colombia did the same. Trump basically was
like, I'm gonna do tariffs to you. That's like his move. And then like it's kind
of unclear what happened.
Like a lot the story in the mainstream media has been and then Columbia backed down. By
the way, it's worth noting that the White House's official press release spelled the
name of the nation Columbia with a U like Columbia University. So because of course
they would. Yeah. Yeah, it's a really fuzzy thing because. Uh, so. Because of course they would. Yeah.
Yeah.
It's a really fuzzy thing because once again, the mainstream media, they
vacillate between refusing to say what they see and straight up lying.
Um, so it's very unclear because I read, I read the president's response,
president of Columbia and, um, it was pretty unambiguous.
It was kind of like a fuck around and find out type thing.
It's like, okay, you hit me with terrorists
and enjoy your very expensive coffee, America.
Coffee prices already started shooting up.
Trump has won this quote unquote trade battle
and they won't really elaborate on what that means.
Yeah, I mean, so it really comes down to,
Columbia's only demand was that it not be on military planes.
And they say we've now started accepting, you know,
the planes of deported people back in.
I heard they were sending their own planes, like regular planes.
Which is what they offered to do in the first place.
It was like Trump was insisting it be military planes.
It's just like a fucking pissing contest.
But because anytime there is a conflict, Trump will tell his version of the story, which
is that he won, everybody's scared of him, he's the greatest and the strongest.
And the media just seems willing to like print that right away.
Like it was just,
I was like trying because a lot of people were like, actually it doesn't seem like president
Petro of Columbia didn't really back down. He just said, okay, yeah. Like I said from the start,
I'm willing to accept these planes of people if they're not military vehicles. But the media just went full like Trump wins trade war
with like using leverage because he's a deal artist.
Yeah, yeah.
And they won't even say what leverage.
What's the leverage?
I mean, America has biggest military, most money.
So in that sense, I see the point.
That's not leverage, that's threat of violence.
Yeah, that's threat of violence, yes.
I'm gonna use leverage to twist your arm up
behind your back until it snaps, I guess.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right.
That is what we're calling leverage,
these news in the mainstream media.
So I don't know, it's just,
it seems like a thing where people are just
going out of their way to try and get on board
wherever possible.
Like it's like we've got a,
we've got a, you know, the, they used to,
the mainstream media used to like keep score
where it's like one for us, one for them,
one for us, one for them.
Like we need to do a story that Fox News would approve of
so that they can't call us unbalanced
or like biased.
Yeah, man.
And that's why here at the Daily Zite, guys, we pledge allegiance to our benevolent God
King, Donald Trump.
That's right.
And we do have to just say that every 20 minutes.
So we hope you guys are okay with that.
But now it feels like it's kind of a race to get as many stories as they can
that are on board with the Trump administration. Like I can just see how it's being justified
inside the newsroom where it's like, we've got to, we've got to like tell these stories
how they want us to tell it so we can then like do the real reporting when it like actually
is important But sounds like something like kindle Roy would do. Yes
No, really behavior. You know, it feels very a nation of fail sons. Yeah. All right. Let's uh, let's take a quick break and
We'll be back with more bad news. Yeah
Here at LifeKit, NPR's self-help podcast, we love the idea of helping you make meaningful lifestyle changes.
Our policy is to never be too punishing on yourself or too grand in your goals, which
is why we've got shows on how to make little nudges to your behavior and create habits
that stick.
Listen to the LifeKit podcast on iHeartRadio.
Ever wonder what it's like to be on the phone with an NFL general manager as you finalize
the biggest contract in NFL history?
I'm AJ Stevens, vice president of client strategy at Athletes First, where we've negotiated
$1.4 billion in current NFL quarterback contracts, introducing the Athletes First Family podcast,
the quarterback series.
Along with my co-host Brian Murphy, Athletes First CEO,
we're pulling back the curtain
on how these historic deals come together.
You'll hear directly from the agents
who shaped the NFL's financial landscape,
the ones who negotiated Justin Herbert's extension,
and Deshaun Watson's fully guaranteed contract
that sent shockwaves through the league.
This isn't just about the numbers though. It's about the untold stories behind these massive
negotiations and the relationships the NFL superstars like Dak Prescott, Tua Tunga-Valaioloa and Jordan Love have with their agents at Athletes First.
For the first time ever, the agents who orchestrate these deals are sharing the details of the
negotiations and everything that led up to their clients signing on the dotted line. Listen to the Athletes First family ever, the agents who orchestrate these deals are sharing the details of the negotiations and everything that led up to their clients
signing on the dotted line.
Listen to the Athletes First Family podcast
on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts.
Good people, what's up?
It's Quest-O, Questlove.
And Team Supreme and I have been working hard
to bring you some incredible episodes of Questlove Supreme
with gifts that you definitely don't want to miss.
Now one of the things I love about this Quest Love Supreme podcast is we got something for
everybody, every type of musical ever.
We enjoy speaking to the people who are the face of some movements, some people you've
seen on stage or TV or magazine covers, but we also love speaking to the folks who are
making it happen behind the scenes and they paved the way for those that followed
You know keystones to the culture
This season we've had some amazing one-on-one conversations like on PayPal chatting up with hit maker Sam Holland
Chuck Steve chatting with the legend Nick Lowe and I've had pleasures of doing one-on-one conversations with Willow, Sonata Matreah
Kathleen Hannah and the RZA.
These are conversations you won't hear anywhere else. So make sure you go back and you check
those episodes out, all right? Listen to Questlove Supreme on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts.
What if you ask two different people the same set of questions?
Even if the questions are the same, our experiences can lead us to drastically different answers.
I'm Minnie Driver, and I set out to explore this idea in my podcast, Minnie Questions.
Over the years, we've had some incredible guests.
People like Courteney Cox, star of the infinitely beloved sitcom Friends,
EGOT winner Viola Davis,
and former Prime Minister of the UK, Tony Blair.
And now, Mini Questions is returning for another season.
We've asked an entirely new set of guests our seven questions,
including Jane Lynch, Delaney Rowe and Cord Jefferson.
Each episode is a new person's story with new lessons, new memories and new connections to show us how we're both similar and unique.
Listen to Mini Questions on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
7 Questions. Limitless Answers. your podcasts. Seven questions, limitless answers.
And we're back and ice is so evil. People are now afraid of ice cream trucks.
I, this, this headline would suggest that, um,
me a word picture on this one is ice out here in ice cream trucks.
That's what snatching kids think is happening.
And they're not like this is not a completely irrational.
People aren't being completely irrational. The ice cream truck in question, it's called the Las Vegas Ice Cream Patrol.
It is a ice cream truck that is painted to look like a police vehicle.
There's like a little window of the black community.
I'm guessing I know, right?
There's a window with like little police bars painted on the side of it.
Fuck says unit seven Oh two.
And people were understandably like at a time when ice agents are
actually raiding communities.
People were like, watch out for this ice cream patrol,
law enforcement themed ice cream truck.
It just seems like a very easy rumor to get started.
And if you order chupa chups or those those little pieces of mango
with chili on it, you get fucking deported.
Yeah, exactly. All right. We got one.
He's definitely an immigrant. He likes ethnic snacks.
Like on the one hand, it doesn't seem like there isn't a fit just because ice is in the word ice
cream truck.
It doesn't seem like there's an official relationship between this ice cream
man and ice. On the other hand,
if someone was like,
there is an ice cream truck that is cooperating with ice to like turn people in.
This would be my first suspect because according to the person, the ice cream man in question,
he said he gave the truck a law enforcement makeover because he wanted something nice
and clean and approachable that was safe for kids.
So again, this truck does not serve any communities of any color.
Yes.
ACAB does include this ice cream truck, whether or not it is a Fiddly.
Cause this shit is FAT.
Partnering with ICE.
Yeah.
All right.
Kroger and Microsoft are allegedly going to collaborate on making surge pricing a thing
in grocery stores.
In person.
Yes, in person.
Not like Instacart or something.
Yes, exactly.
Okay.
Tell me more.
I'm interested.
So you know about the Intuit Dome, right?
So there's a new stadium that just opened up in LA where before you go, you scan your
face into an app and then you don't need a ticket when you show up there they just
know it's you like you just walk in based on your face which they have scanned
and then while you're in the stadium it's called the Intuit Dome it's for the
Clippers who are owned by Microsoft's I don't know if he's still the owner
I'm sorry they gave the Clippers their own stadium.
Nevermind.
Nevermind. Nevermind.
Nevermind.
Nevermind.
Nevermind.
Nevermind.
Nevermind.
Yeah.
Steve Ballmer, who's like Microsoft big wig, uh, created the stadium where it's,
it's that thing that we talked about that Amazon was promising where like in
the future, whole foods is just going to be a thing where you like walk in,
pull whatever you want off the shelves.
That, that didn't work.
And they had an army of Indian people verifying all the transactions.
Exactly. What's they had now?
People trying to keep track of all this shit.
I'm assuming what's different now is that it's like a finite amount of time.
So it's not like you have to staff it around the clock.
So you can just have the people behind the scenes
like working for a specific
period of time.
I've heard from people who have gone that like they're getting, they're charging you
for the wrong things.
You get charged not in real time, like they send you the receipts like later in some cases.
They're like, oh yeah, yeah, we saw that you got this.
So I think they really are like going back. They have people working,
going back,
reviewing the tape because they don't have the ability to do the thing that
they're claiming they can do.
I just wonder why they keep trying this. Like what is the end game here to just
not have any employees? Well,
cause it's like you would think it'd be to not have any employees on site or as few as possible, but you're still employing all
these people to do other jobs.
I've heard it's a cool experience. I've heard people who go are like, it's weird.
It's just like really strange. Like, have you ever been to a, um,
I grew up shoplifting, Jack. Right. So I'm like,
it's like unshopliftable. It's just like, you feel like you're shoplifting, I think is the deal.
In plenty of stores and just grab shit and walked out.
So I'm like, yeah, I mean, yeah, it's cool.
But that is a fun feeling.
My way is cooler because I think it'll be free.
But like if you're ever in a stadium like you and you're about to leave,
do you like get that weird like feeling like you're about to like,
you're like, oh, shit, I can't come back and I can't come you you get that like anxiety of like once I leave like I can't come back in
No, I've never had that because I'm always itching to leave a stadium
Out of here. Yeah, so I don't know it's this seems to be what the
illusion of the Intuit dome is aimed at because they are announcing that they're
gonna collaborate with Kroger to make a similar thing with Kroger and the thing
that in addition to like a fun user experience like a flashy fun user
experience it's Kroger has said that one of the things they'd like to be able to
do with this is now that they see you
coming and like are tracking you around the store,
they will change the pricing based on knowing like who you are and how much you
spend at Kroger. Like,
so you'll see a different price than the person next to you will see.
Uh, Mr. O'Brien, I have a question. Yeah, yeah. Can I go to the bathroom?
No, no.
My question is, what do you think their distinction
between this and price gouging would be?
It's what do you think they would say?
So Brian, price gouging is an ugly term, an ugly term.
We do, this is called letting the market decide.
It's called surge pricing on milk and eggs.
I mean, that definitely sounds more fun.
It reminds me of that.
Surge!
That very fun drink from the 90s.
That's right.
So we call it Mountain Dew pricing.
Do the Dew pricing. Where you get to. The Dew pricing. It's do the dew pricing.
We get to the dew pricing.
It's.
Yeah.
Mountain Berry refresher pricing.
And it.
Yeah.
There's no doubt.
It's just trying to find ways to use technology.
It sounds like price gouging to me.
Like with extra steps.
Yeah.
I quote your president, the Mexican president on tomorrow's episode of
TDZ talking about how they just explicitly say neoliberalism, like this
version of capitalism that we lived under until a week ago.
And now we live under like straight up oligarchy, authoritarianism, that version
of like neoliberalism where like it's all corporations, like is just a way to find different,
fun, interesting ways to redistribute wealth from people to corporate, like upward, basically
to richer and richer people.
It's a big straw and he's drinking all of our milkshakes.
Yeah, that's what, that is how the entire system is designed.
And when you think of the political parties as, you know,
designed to keep that system in place,
then it starts to make a lot more sense,
like why it's impossible for Joe Biden to do, you know,
why we ended up with somebody with a futility fetish as president for the last four years.
Because like that, the best, if you love being like trying to do the right thing and getting
blocked over and over again, there's no better position for that than being president of the
United States. And I love this idea that you've had because regularly on the show they talk about, you guys talk
about the horse race aspect of it, like the sport, the sporting aspect of it.
But one side refuses to block, refuses to shoot.
It's just, it's like you won't even try, they won't even try.
It's so wild.
Yeah.
It's a, yeah, like there's a good article in, I think it's Defector.
And Trump is out here using a fucking ladder.
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
And it's like the hard, it's like the globetrotters.
Yes.
The Democrats just are unwilling to fight back for some reason.
They just don't play the game as, you know, for some reason.
What one side plays and the other side doesn't because they like view it as undignified or
something.
It's just like one long revolutionary war where like the Democrats are like the redcoats being like, well,
not not lining up in perfect formation and standing in front of the people we're trying to shoot
At like with a drum playing so that we can like dance to it not doing that would be undignified
That's this is simply just how it's always been done.
I need to remember when I was friendly with Strom Thurmond and it's like,
well the other side is Mel Gibson with an ax running around behind you,
you know?
Yeah. I was getting big Patriot vibes from this. God,
what a fucking bad movie. Anyways. Very fun though. Yeah. Yeah.
I like when he stabbed a guy with the American flag
That was my favorite. He does do that. I didn't just imagine that huh that does happen
He stabbed a man with the American flag. Yeah, I do want to look at a story. It's not on the dock
but whoa, Oh Pete hang that script Pete Hicks that's got confirmed as
Defense secretary.
We have it, like such a fucking shit fire hose that it's impossible to like keep
up with, but yeah,
striking a blow for racist evangelical abusive cable news hacks with drinking
problems everywhere.
He was confirmed as the country's new defense secretary by the Senate on Friday
only because JD Vance cast the deciding vote. Um, even though they have, was confirmed as the country's new defense secretary by the Senate on Friday,
only because JD Vance cast the deciding vote. Um, even though they have,
you know, enough of a majority that they shouldn't need that. Uh,
Mitch McConnell is growing a conscience here at the end of his life.
So he, Lisa Murkowski and Susan Collins all voted against confirming him.
And they did it. They did it because they knew that they still were,
were gonna get him through because of JD Vance.
But JD Vance, for some reason,
pretended that he didn't know that this was
the job of the vice president.
He was like, I thought I was done voting in the Senate.
Laugh, crying emoji.
The laugh, crying emoji has been ruined.
Like nobody were not allowed to use that anymore.
In public, no, I only use that in like private.
Yeah, the text really.
Yeah. OK.
I'll allow that.
You do what you need to do.
Yeah. You'll never catch me putting that in like a tweet or something.
This is the smallest margin for a defense secretary's confirmation since the position
was created in 1947.
But what a fun, what a fun guy, JD Vance, you know, he just seemed, this is hilarious.
I don't know.
He's just like the kind of guy that you can just chill and have a beer with it seems.
Yeah, totally.
Just real salt of the earth.
But I want to shout out Christopher Walken who announced that he doesn't have a cell
phone.
I don't have a cell phone.
I've never emailed and can only watch TV using a satellite dish on my house.
And this is the thing that I used to laugh at celebrities about.
Like it specifically started occurring to me when there was there was that film.
I think it was called like the internship and it was oh, Vince Vaughn and Vaughn and Wilson
and Google ad the Google ad where they get an internship at Google.
Holy shit. I forgot about this movie.
And it's just so clear that they like don't know what like in the interviews and like
press for it like they hadn't they've just been famous since before the internet essentially.
Anyways, I used to laugh at celebrities for this and now I'm just like, God, you know, I like
Janine Garofalo is like, I never like went on the internet. I never got a computer. I never like got a phone. And now it turns out that they were all right,
all along. It's nice work.
I've modeled my life after these people.
I know.
Like I'm using a form of exile that is very,
like I get to have my own thoughts in my head. It's kind of nice.
Yeah. That, what's that like your own thoughts?
Well shout out to Christopher Walken and all the,
all the fine people not on the internet, uh,
not experiencing this shit with, with all of us. It's just nice to,
nice to know that they're out there, you know, um,
living life in reality. Yeah. I guess that is a version of reality, right?
Just kind of not knowing.
Not knowing about this shit.
All right, Brian, thank you so much for joining on this Tuesday afternoon.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
And of course, I thank you for joining, but obviously, you know, you're just doing it
because it gives you a chance to tell people where they can find you.
Brian, where can people find you?
You can find me at your mom's house.
That's right. You can find him at your mom's house.
How about that? So how about that?
So go find him there.
Yeah, I know. I know you're all about self marketing.
So just always glad that I can give you that opportunity.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Where can people find you, Jack?
Who, me?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You.
Nowhere near as far as you can imagine from your mom's house.
Very respectful.
You can find me on Twitter at Jack underscore Brian and on blue sky at Jack.
Oh B the number one and Jacob one Jacob one,
but spelled with a CK, but yeah,
I'm sure it's sometimes spelled that way and that is going to do it for this
Tuesday afternoon. Uh, we're back tomorrow with a whole ass episode of the show.
Uh, we do have no trending episode tomorrow afternoon and no full episode on Thursday morning, but then we'll be back with a trending on Thursday afternoon and a full episode on Friday.
Confusing.
But we've got some work stuff to do tomorrow.
So that is where we will be. Some good old fashioned corporate
bonding. But yeah. Oh yeah. And I will be making that sound the whole time.
Nothing like forced fun, right?
That's right. All right. Until then, be kind to each other, be kind to yourselves, get your vaccines, get your
flu shots while you can get them while they're still in existence.
Don't do nothing about white supremacy and we will talk to y'all tomorrow.
Bye.
Bye.
Here at LifeKit, NPR's self-help podcast, we love the idea of helping you make meaningful
lifestyle changes.
Our policy is to never be too punishing on yourself or too grand in your goals, which
is why we've got shows on how to make little nudges to your behavior and create habits
that stick.
Listen to the LifeKit podcast on iHeartRadio.
John Stewart is back at The Daily Show and he's bringing his signature wit and insight
straight to your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition Podcast. Dive into John's unique
take on the biggest topics in politics, entertainment, sports and more. Joined by the sharp voices
of the show's correspondents
and contributors.
And with extended interviews
and exclusive weekly headline roundups,
this podcast gives you content you won't find anywhere else.
Ready to laugh and stay informed?
Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts.
[♪THEME MUSIC PLAYING FADES out...] Welcome to Decisions Decisions, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Welcome to Decisions Decisions,
the podcast where boundaries are pushed
and conversations get candid.
Join your favorite hosts, me, Weezy WTF.
And me, Mandy B.
As we dive deep into the world of non-traditional relationships
and explore the often taboo topics surrounding dating,
sex, and love.
Every Monday and Wednesday, we both invite you to unlearn the outdated narratives
dictated by traditional patriarchal norms.
Tune in and join the conversation.
Listen to Decisions Decisions
on the Black Effect Podcast Network,
iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast,
or wherever you get your podcasts.
We want to speak out and we want this to stop.
Wow, very powerful.
I'm Ellie Flynn, an investigative journalist, and this is my journey deep into the adult
entertainment industry.
I really wanted to be a player boy, my doll.
He was like, I'll take you to the top, I'll make you a star.
To expose an alleged predator and the rotten industry he works in.
It's honestly so much worse than I had anticipated.
We're an army in comparison to him.
From Novel, listen to The Bunny Trap on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.