The Daily Zeitgeist - Introducing: Victory Light with The Kid Mero

Episode Date: November 4, 2023

Hi, The Daily Zeitgest Fans! We want to share a new podcast that we think you'll love - Victory Light with the Kid Mero. About the show: VICTORY LIGHT IS A EXTREMELY CULTURALLY RELEVANT BIWEEKLY PODCAST WHERE MYSELF THE KID MERO WHO IS A STAR IN MAD DIFFERENT MEDIUMS DISCUSS TOPICS OF THE DAY WITH THE ENERGY OF A RHINO ON VIAGRA SMASHIN CHEEKS ON THE AFRICAN PLAINS. I AM SOMETIMES JOINED BY TWO ERUDITE COHOSTS WHO HAVE VERY HIGH SAUCE LEVELS AND WHO YOU WILL EVENTUALLY BE READING ONE OF THESE LIL BLURBS ABOUT THEIR SHOW BECAUSE MY EYE FOR TALENT IS TREMENDOUS. TUNE IN 2X A WEEK TO HEAR THE TAKES YOUR BODY ACHES FOR B. GIVE IN TO YOUR DESIRE TO HAVE YOUR 3RD EYE DILATED AND PENETRATED BY KNOWLEDGE DARTS. Listen here and subscribe to Victory Light with the Kid Mero on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yo, what's up? It's your boy the Kid Mero, the human durag flap, you know what I mean? The plantain supernova, you feel me? The God himself, your favorite Dominican uncle. And yo, on Halloween in 2012, I was out terrorizing the streets, bro, with a super soaker full of nair. That's why you think they got that permanent bald spot in the back of the head. She say it's alopecia? It's not. That same night, I went home, did two Birdman hand rubs, and hit submit on the greatest blog of all time, Victory Light.

But Mario, what's Victory Light? What is that? What's a blog? Victory Light is TikTok on paper, stupid. Sit down and put the vape away. Victory Light is a mecca of erudition, man. The thoughts of a young Dominican man under extreme societal pressure. It's also where I gave you questionable advice.

It was a fountain of knowledge dots to insert into your cranial cavity, B. Victory Light is where Wale went to get laughs on tour. Victory Light is where Ezra Kanig went to get inspired to win a Grammy. Victory Light is where Tom Colicchio went to make that rosemary chicken that be banging. And you said white people don't season their food. Victory Light is what got me up at Beverly Glen Diner next to one of the BGs. I think it was one of the BGs. I don't know. But, homie, it was definitely in a fugue state.

But, Mero, where's Victory Light now? Are blogs even a thing anymore? That's a great question, you coward. Let me tell you how. You can listen to Victory Light on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts at. And remember, Victory Light is a fountain. So get your cup ready, because it's about to runneth over.