The Daily Zeitgeist - JD Vance SemTrend Cups 8/19: Kamala Harris, JD Vance Semen Cups, Swifties For Trump?, Cybertruck, Phil Donahue, Hawk Tuah Girl

Episode Date: August 19, 2024

In this edition of JD Vance SemTrend Cups, Jack and Miles discuss their respective weekends, the hard launch of the Harris campaign, JD Vance supporters carrying around fake cups of semen… for some ...reason, Trump posting fake A.I. generated Taylor Swift endorsements, more bad news for Cybertruck owners, the passing of Phil Donahue, our daily Hawk Tuah Girl update and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 did you watch the joe rogan netflix special i i downloaded it because i was like i should i should download this and like watch it because people are gonna watch it bro the worst thing i have ever really fucking life he couldn't even be bothered to hump the stool no yeah he couldn't even be bothered to hump the stool i feel like they shot him to make him look short i feel like he is like coming out as a tiny man in that dude he just like you could just tell bro he has not thought about stand-up in so long yeah it's like he's not prepared he literally came off yeah not prepared dude when he's talking about jizz all the time, just like weird shit. JD Vance jizz. No, donkey.
Starting point is 00:00:47 Donkey jizz. That's how you get donkey jizz. Then, you probably saw the same video I did on YouTube where someone was breaking down the special too, how he started then doing old bits that he never, outwardly, he's always talking about. He's like, dude, I'll never do a bit. Once I do it in a special, it's dead. And he was fucking tanking so bad he started doing old material
Starting point is 00:01:11 and it was a special yeah how you take your own but it was dude and you know you know why because it was live he shouldn't have done it like you know that's where you live it was yeah it was yeah he did it like this is alive wow so you get to watch in real time like a very not well put together performance just kind of start going like i've been thinking about you i want you back in my life it's too late for that i have a proposal for you. Come up here and document my project. All you need to do is record everything like you always do. One session.
Starting point is 00:01:52 24 hours. BPM 110. 120. She's terrified. Should we wake her up? Absolutely not. What was that? You didn't figure it out? I think I need to hear you say it.
Starting point is 00:02:08 That was live audio of a woman's nightmare. This machine is approved and everything? You're allowed to be doing this? We passed the review board a year ago. We're not hurting people. There's nothing dangerous about what you're doing. They're just dreams. There's nothing dangerous about what you're doing. They're just dreams. Dream Sequence is a new horror thriller from Blumhouse Television, iHeartRadio, and Realm. Listen to Dream Sequence on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. In a galaxy far, far away.
Starting point is 00:02:43 No, babe, that's taken. We're in our own world, remember? Right, in our own world. We're two space cadets. And totally normal humans. Sure, totally normal humans. Embark on a journey across the stars, discovering the wonders of the universe one episode at a time.
Starting point is 00:02:59 We'll talk about life, love, laughter, and why you should never argue with your co-pilot. Especially when she's always right. Right. And if we hit turbulence, just blame it on Mercury retrograde. Or Emily's questionable space piloting skills. Hey!
Starting point is 00:03:14 Join us on In Our Own World for cosmic conversations, stellar laughs, and super corny dad jokes. Listen to In Our Own World as a part of the My Cultura podcast network available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And don't worry, we promise to avoid any black holes. Most of the time.
Starting point is 00:03:35 Hi, everyone. It's me, Katie Couric. Have you heard about my newsletter called Body and Soul? It has everything you need to know about your physical and mental health. Personally, I'm overwhelmed by the wellness industry. I mean, there's so much information out there about lifting weights, pelvic floors, cold plunges, anti-aging. So I launched Body and Soul to share doctor-approved insights about all of that and more. We're tackling everything. Serums to use through menopause,
Starting point is 00:04:05 exercises that improve your brain health, and how to naturally lower your blood pressure and cholesterol. Oh, and if you're as sore as I am from pickleball, we'll help you with that too. Most importantly, it's information you can trust. Everything is vetted by experts at the top of their field and you can write into them directly
Starting point is 00:04:24 to have your questions answered. So sign up for Body and Soul at katiecouric.com slash bodyandsoul. Taking better care of yourself is just a click away. It was December 2019 when the story blew up. In Green Bay, Wisconsin, former Packers star Kabir Bajabiamila caught up in a bizarre situation.
Starting point is 00:04:45 KGB explaining what he believes led to the arrest of his friends at a children's Christmas play. A family man, former NFL player, devout Christian, now cut off from his family and connected to a strange arrest. I am going to share my journey of how I went from Christianity to now a Hebrew Israelite. I got swept up in Kabir's journey, but this was only the beginning. In a story about faith and football, the search for meaning away from the gridiron and the consequences for everyone involved. You mix homesteading with guns and church and a little bit of the
Starting point is 00:05:21 spice of conspiracy theories that we liked. Voila! You got straight away. church and then a little bit of the spice of conspiracy theories that we liked voila you got straight away i felt like i was living in north korea but worse if that's possible listen to spiraled on the iheart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts do you ever wonder where your favorite foods come from like what's the history behind bacon wrapped hot dogs hi i'm evil angoria hi i'm maite gite Gomez-Rejon. Our podcast, Hungry for History, is back. Season two.
Starting point is 00:05:48 Season two. Are we recording? Are we good? Oh, we push record, right? Okay. And this season, we're taking in a bigger bite out of the most delicious food and its history. Saying that the most popular cocktail is the margarita, followed by the mojito
Starting point is 00:06:03 from Cuba, and the piña colada from Puerto Rico. So all of these, we think, Latin culture. There's a mention of blood sausage in Homer's Odyssey that dates back to the 9th century B.C. B.C.? I didn't realize how old the hot dog was. Listen to Hungry for History as part of the My Cultura podcast network,
Starting point is 00:06:23 available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello, the internet, and welcome to this week trend edition of Your Daily Zeitgeist, a production of iHeartRadio. He's back, folks. This is the episode where we tell you what happened over the weekend tell you what's going on with us i'm jack and i'm thrilled to be joined once again by my co-host mr miles gray
Starting point is 00:06:52 it's me olympic break dancer gray gun you missed it you missed gray gun oh i'm glad i missed gray gun to be honest was it bigger miss bigger miss? The three weeks I missed where Biden tanked the debate and Trump was almost assassinated, or are you missing Ray Gunn? I missed basically the... Well, what? Because I...
Starting point is 00:07:18 The end of the week before was the end of the Olympics. And then... No, no, no. You're much more eventful i mean ray gun was fine i remember watching that and being like hmm that's that's a shame because i'm pretty sure you could find better people busking as breakers um than old ray gun there the thing that really killed me was her being like i was really trying i was really trying to have a go and you're like okay dude like i just don't shame on the people that someone else someone for letting you get out there yeah yeah because i'm like i get that she's a professor
Starting point is 00:07:54 whatever there's a lot of people sort of like looking at sort of like the like a meta critique of of what her sort of participation was and breaking but I'm like, how did they pick some of these people? How? But yeah, anyway. We saw the first and last of it. Is there like a theory portion of the Olympic qualification that we just weren't privy to?
Starting point is 00:08:18 Yes. It was a hip hop decathlon. Because she wrote the best essay about. Yeah, she killed it in the essay portion and actually graffiti too had really great hand styles oh wow um all right well it's great to have you back miles great to be back i needed a little i need a quick a quick break you know what i mean as we do in the summer as we then continue with pace into the selection season so yeah had a big yeah had a breather
Starting point is 00:08:47 thanks for thanks to polyv thanks everybody holding it down yeah yeah yeah shout out to polyv um all right we're gonna tell the people what was trending over the weekend first uh we're gonna tell them uh something what we're up to uh by giving a little underrated, a little overrated miles. What is something you think is underrated? Okay. Having barely enough milk in your cereal, I think is underrated. I was making cereal and you know, I'm currently,
Starting point is 00:09:18 it's, it's a resource battle between me and the guy's child who also needs to be drinking cow milk for his, for his protein. Right. You know, the, and they love, needs to be drinking cow milk for his protein right you know the and they love they love a bit of milk but i got like errantly at the store i bought like sweet like a version of cheerios that was like sweeter we don't give them like sugary cereal and shit like that so i was like oh well shit i guess i'm gonna have to go through this and i haven't really been eating cereal in a minute. So that's like one of those happy accidents that you have to ask yourself.
Starting point is 00:09:46 It was really an accident. Or if you, yeah, yeah. I think my subconscious completely, like my eyes just was like, it's a green box. You pick,
Starting point is 00:09:54 there's, do you know what a green box of Cheerios is? It's not the yellow one. It probably wasn't multigrain. It wasn't, it was like apple cinnamon. Cheerio. Apple cinnamon Cheerios.
Starting point is 00:10:03 Yeah. You did that. And I was like, whether you realize it or not, you did that on purpose. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe. And it was like apple cinnamon cheerio apple cinnamon cheerios yeah you did that and i was like whether you realize it or not you did that on purpose yeah yeah maybe and i was like oh heck i guess i have to drink i guess i have to eat all this cereal then by myself don't have any uh but i barely had enough milk for one of the servings just enough to like get the the the cereals like on their way on the milk's way to the bottom it did interact with most of my pieces of cereal um but the thing that i love is how concentrated that cereal milk is that
Starting point is 00:10:32 sweetness yeah yeah when it's when you're contending with a lot of you know putting a lot of milk the dilution is just like whatever but to have like this, like fucking, like it was thick. Yeah. The amount of just add the added sugars that have just transferred to the milk. I was like, yep. Yep. I forgot about this. The best sip is the one that is the most flavor pack. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:55 So yeah, just getting, just finding those like true mathematical minimums that like not ruin your bowl of cereal that it feels all dry but also enough that that final sip of cereal milk is just pure pure sweet ambrosia oh yeah i like i like to put that on in a little frying pan and to and just like you know boil it down so it's like really low and then you smoke it the remnants yeah you cook it down yeah and then when you light the remnants on fire yeah yeah put it on foil and just suck it through a straw put that goo on fire yep yep i hear that then you find an old bic pen and you break off both tips you got yourself a little tube to inhale the fumes with yep i heard that bro and if you don't have foil you find a piece of chewing gum you know the ones
Starting point is 00:11:40 that still have a foil wrapper take a lighter burn that little piece of paper that's on there just light that and then it leaves foil for you how do i know this because i love eating cereal that's right um miles my underrated is the film the flim first man um was not checking for it when it came out what's that that's ryan gosling as neil armstrong very square was not that you know it's by damien chazelle the whiplash guy coming off of la la land so he went whiplash la la land first man first man and then no idea babylon and uh really really enjoyed the movie um in addition to just like being a good movie it it tells like i don't know it really drives home how crazy it is that we went from like 1917 finally learning how to fly to like after like trying for thousands of years that was like all man could think about
Starting point is 00:12:42 was like how i fly like a bird finally figured it out and then 50 years later this motherfucker's on the moon um yeah that's true and then 50 years after that they release a movie about it and I'm just like ugh more man versus gravity bullshit
Starting point is 00:12:59 um but it's good I don't know like that is one of the things that just reading from like reading how people felt about flight like in the 50s 60s they were still like really transfixed by it and like it just does not translate it like nobody gives a shit anymore everyone's like like i watched that movie while on a plane flying through the air and being annoyed by it um but yeah i don't know i mean like if you showed someone on the day the wright brothers invented flight where we would be in 1969 they'd be like well yeah you're fucking you're foolish there's there's nothing humanity can't do um and then if you showed them on in 1969 where we'd be today i think they'd be depressed again um yeah but
Starting point is 00:13:51 they're like wait we ain't been past the moon you have phones that can go underwater yeah right i guess i guess that's the big one um it is wild how much that like hockey stick sort of trajectory goes from being like all right we figured out the little flapper fly plane yeah and then now it's like and now we're on the moon yeah pretty quick yeah that's all we need to get through that first hump you know one of the crazier things is just like that these fucking rockets were like barely held together like he would he'll like shoot like close-ups of like the screws holding them together and you can like hear the metal like kind of whining um yeah yeah shit is so scary like they they had to have been missing like a part of their brain to have done
Starting point is 00:14:36 what they did because it was so dangerous like they're the previous mission they were just like waiting like doing the plugs test for the space flight um and it just like caught on fire and killed everybody on board like while they were waiting like doing a test on the thing like that was a couple years before like he then had to go in the same rocket and fucking yeah yeah that's wild it's also crazy like how many people died on our way to getting to the moon because i feel like the we only talk about tragedy like i feel like we only talk about the challenger or something or whatever it was challenger right yeah yeah i mean that one was specter this one kind of happened they were just sitting on the launch
Starting point is 00:15:21 pad getting ready for a flight in a couple days like testing that everything worked and uh it did not and there was a mechanical fire um but also yeah so really i don't know i really enjoyed the movie i'm also you know a 40 something guy so this might not be for everyone i just thought it was fucking rad um but i've also like never been more hot and cold on a director like his odd movies are like whiplash and this one now i've fucking right loved and then la la land and babylon are like so yeah i could they couldn't be so i don't know maybe he's just like hitting every odd one um so yeah so i'll have to check for his next one yeah he'd be due for a regular one after
Starting point is 00:16:12 this yeah it's like it's just called a stick and like what is it it's about this a first caveman who's like yo check out this stick check it out man it's pretty good. Pretty good. All right. What is something, Miles, that you think is overrated? Overrated, and I hate to get in my parental daddy bag, overrated, little babies. Okay. Like little babies. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. I find myself as the guy's child is, what, now a little over 18 months old. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:42 Like in the beginning, I was like, never grow up. but now a little over 18 months old. Yeah. Like in the beginning, I was like, never grow up. Always be this newborn goo pile that just lays where I put you and makes little micro sounds. But even now, as he becomes like mobile and a terror,
Starting point is 00:16:57 yo, he is, he likes to hit me and her majesty in the face regularly. And I'm doing that thing where it's like don't give a big reaction because they're still like learning about cause and effect because part of me like like is like excuse you fucking uppercutting me with a milk bottle fool like no to walk out of the room and start crying somewhere else so he doesn't yeah no i just take them yeah and just like have a single tear come down my face as i just give a blank face and i think that's more powerful actually to the baby uh but no i
Starting point is 00:17:29 think the other part is really just the fact that like he's like walking and talking and now raising him to be bilingual so i speak a ton of japanese to him and just watching him like just like all these capacities come online like one after the other like sort of in quick succession like it does feel like you're sort of like a comparison to like mastering flight and then you're on the moon pretty quickly after that yes it really is crazy yeah this dude just started like mimicking me and now like we're like he's learning to say more words in both english and japanese and like my heart is just like exploding every time like yeah he said thank you dada and he said thank you to me yeah to me uh and that shit is just like yeah i i don't know this whole journey of of parenting is like
Starting point is 00:18:20 always rendering like the greatest moments uh that i i'm never expecting and for all the emphasis that i had a lot of people like when he was born like hey man appreciate these moments man appreciate those moments when they're little because they get big i totally get that um but i think there's there's a very there's something like we i think we sort of overrate like what i think it's the ease of that period and i get though too that they're never that dependent on you and then they become more independent and more you know toddlery and things but shit i'm loving this part in a way that like i never saw coming so yeah i i love it i think for a certain time yeah i somebody told me early on that like it just keeps getting better like that like being a parent because you just get to see them bloom into like a full human and yeah that that has been my experience for sure
Starting point is 00:19:13 and then i go back and look at old videos of me interacting with them i'm like man they weren't shit back then uh no that's not true it's just it's like a different it's a total different thing and i'm like man i really had you know whatever the uh evolutionary brain chemicals were uh that you know make us love our babies were really coursing through me i was just like wow he just he just audibly shit and sneezed at the same time yeah right right the other side of that though is like the existential dread you get as a parent though too like for my own health and the health of like my family you know what i mean like that part uh because i'm a bit of i'm a bit of an anxious person that doesn't come out a lot of the time uh like when we're talking
Starting point is 00:20:05 whatever i'm i'm more of an introverted person so like i have a lot of time in my own head also to think about things and i tend to worry about things uh and like those are like some of the moments i'm like oh my god i gotta fucking live to 3000 to be there with this child yeah it's that that part is i i've had nights where i'm just like spinning out for whatever reason like a lot of times when i'm on vacation i think like my brain is just used to the anxiety of like not being on vacation and so it will place it on like our safety and i'll have like weird just like panic attacks that like uh fucking don't go in the ocean jack you'll get bit by a shark and die no no that's the goal. That's the dream, bro.
Starting point is 00:20:46 That is true, yeah. Like, look, if I'm gonna go out, they're like, hey, Alicia and Daddy got its whole shit bit by Jaws. But I just did get an update from Her Majesty. She was at a coffee shop with the Geist Child. She said, we saw a cop and he offered a sticker to the Geist Child and he said no.
Starting point is 00:21:02 Hell yeah. Thought you'd be proud unimpressed it's like now i'm good bro um i'm good on that are you inserting schoolboy q songs into your overrated on purpose because no you said both blank face and that part and well you know and i think i like to think of myself as the man of the year as a dad of the year in a way but you know i was eating collard greens last night with dinner and it was really delicious. Um,
Starting point is 00:21:29 but anyway, I'm sorry, what were you saying? Uh, my overrated is my skills as a pedicurist. I, you, you rated your skills going into being a pedicurist.
Starting point is 00:21:40 Well, I was just giving myself that job. I was like, I got this shit all i need is like some nail clippers the lines some hedge trimmers you know and hedge hedge shears and i'm good head sheerans some hedge sheerans uh that that is my new brand of hedge shears that uh yeah uh brought to you by me and ed sheeran they uh my feet i i i was just like no i just got like kind of ugly feet you know and like i just you know i was just on the beach with my
Starting point is 00:22:15 folks and my kids and noticing that i was like causing a lot of collisions between people distracted by the length of my toes and the weirdness of my toenails like they would just you know crash into each other um my toenails bend like frank gary designed them um but they don't make sense um but anyways so uh shout out to uh my mother and father-in-law now living with us. And we dropped off our kids at Taekwondo and my father-in-law stayed with them. And my wife and I went and she got a pedicure and I got a pedicure. And it was a nice little date. And it is night and day. my feet have gone undercover as normal feet
Starting point is 00:23:09 um it's so much better than what i can do with just you know a toenail clipper and uh showering you know oh yeah yeah yeah they just they worked out all your all your problem areas yeah they like buffed shit out out they shaped my nails so they're like normal again um it's i'm really curious so what they're they're just so long they're curling i don't understand what do you mean by that no no no like my toenail for my my big toenail for whatever reason has like a little wave to it oh like on the top part yeah yeah yeah it's not like it's not a uh rainbow it's not an arc it's like kind of a sine wave or it's got like a little dip peaks and valleys yeah yeah so um anyways uh shout out to pedicurists everywhere you you're doing hey keep
Starting point is 00:24:02 your eyes on your toes man remember that's how bob Marley passed away all right let's take a quick break and we'll come back and talk about what's trending we'll be right back I've been thinking about you I want you back in my life it's too late for that I have a proposal for you come up here and document my project. All you need to do is record everything like you always do. One session. 24 hours. BPM 110.
Starting point is 00:24:34 120. She's terrified. Should we wake her up? Absolutely not. What was that? You didn't figure it out? I think I need to hear you say it. That was live audio of a woman's nightmare.
Starting point is 00:24:48 This machine is approved and everything? You're allowed to be doing this? We passed the review board a year ago. We're not hurting people. There's nothing dangerous about what you're doing. They're just dreams. Dream Sequence is a new horror thriller from Blumhouse Television, iHeartRadio, and Realm. Listen to Dream Sequence on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Starting point is 00:25:15 How do you feel about biscuits? Hi, I'm Akilah Hughes, and I'm so excited about my new podcast, Rebel Spirit, where I head back to my hometown in Kentucky and try to convince my high school to change their racist mascot, the Rebels, into something everyone in the South loves, the Biscuits. I was a lady rebel. Like, what does that even mean? The Boone County Rebels will stay the Boone County Rebels with the image of the Biscuits. It's right here in black and white in print. A lion.
Starting point is 00:25:40 An individual that came to the school saying that God sent him to talk to me about the mascot switch. As a leader, you choose hills that you want to die on. Why would we want to be the losing team? I'd just take all the other stuff out of it. On segregation academies, when civil rights said that we need to integrate public schools, these charter schools were exempt from that. Bigger than a flag or mascot. You have to be ready for serious backlash. Listen to Rebel Spirit on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
Starting point is 00:26:12 or wherever you get your podcasts. Hi, everyone. It's me, Katie Couric. Have you heard about my newsletter called Body and Soul? It has everything you need to know about your physical and mental health. Personally, I'm overwhelmed by the wellness industry. I mean, there's so much information out there about lifting weights, pelvic floors, cold plunges, anti-aging. So I launched Body and Soul to share doctor-approved insights about all of that and more. We're tackling everything. Serums to use through menopause, exercises that
Starting point is 00:26:46 improve your brain health, and how to naturally lower your blood pressure and cholesterol. Oh, and if you're as sore as I am from pickleball, we'll help you with that too. Most importantly, it's information you can trust. Everything is vetted by experts at the top of their field, and you can write into them directly to have your questions answered. So sign up for Body and Soul at katiecouric.com slash bodyandsoul. Taking better care of yourself is just a click away. In a galaxy far, far away. No, babe, that's taken.
Starting point is 00:27:21 We're in our own world, remember? Right. In our own world, we're two space cadets. And totally normal humans. Sure, totally normal humans. Embark on a journey across the stars, discovering the wonders of the universe one episode at a time. We'll talk about life, love, laughter,
Starting point is 00:27:39 and why you should never argue with your co-pilot. Especially when she's always right. Right. And if we hit turbulence, just blame it on Mercury retrograde. Or Emily's questionable space piloting skills. Hey! Join us on In Our Own World
Starting point is 00:27:53 for cosmic conversations, stellar laughs, and super corny dad jokes. Listen to In Our Own World as a part of the My Cultura podcast network available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Starting point is 00:28:07 And don't worry, we promise to avoid any black holes. Most of the time. Do you ever wonder where your favorite foods come from? Like what's the history behind bacon-wrapped hot dogs? Hi, I'm Eva Longoria. Hi, I'm Maite Gomez-Rejon. Our podcast, Hungry for History, is back. Season two. Season two.
Starting point is 00:28:27 Are we recording? Are we good? Oh, we push record, right? And this season, we're taking an even bigger bite out of the most delicious food and its history. Saying that the most popular cocktail is the margarita, followed by the mojito from Cuba, and the piña colada from Puerto Rico. So all of these...
Starting point is 00:28:46 We have, we think, Latin culture. There's a mention of blood sausage in Homer's Odyssey that dates back to the 9th century B.C. B.C.? I didn't realize how old the hot dog was. Listen to Hungry for History as part of the My Cultura podcast network, available on the iHeartRadio app,
Starting point is 00:29:03 Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And we're back. We're back. And it's dink time, baby. Is that not what we're calling it? Yeah, why not? DNC.
Starting point is 00:29:23 Dink. Yeah, I like dink time. It is dink time. In Chicago, Illinois, it's time for the Democrats to officially crown Kamala as the nominee and put on a show that will just help fully kick off the business end of the campaign season. But yeah, there are a few stories trending going into this very big week for the democratic party uh one is that joe biden so he is set to speak tonight monday at the opening of the dnc the theme tonight is for the people um and not along with dr jill biden that is going to be speaking the chicago
Starting point is 00:29:59 mayor brandon johnson will also be speaking as well as hillary too um but apparently according to axios joe biden is still not happy about how all things ended you know obviously like nancy pelosi was one of the people too was like hey bro if you don't drop out i'm gonna tell people that i don't think you can win do we want this joe and he's definitely felt some type of way about that he felt stabbed in the back by a lot of people who were doing sort of like anonymous quotes to the media. And actually says, quote, Biden's friends tell us that as the president heads to his DNC send off in Chicago, he's somewhat relieved and pretty nostalgic, but also still stunned and pissed about the way he was pushed out of his reelection race. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. about the way he was pushed out of his re-election race. Stunned and pissed.
Starting point is 00:30:46 Yeah, stunned and pissed, which was also kind of how he looked on the debate stage. But it sounds like the immediate embrace of Kamala and the press just fawning over the new campaign is just like only added on to Joe's feelings of hurt. He's like, they're sandbagged
Starting point is 00:31:02 me. But don't worry, apparently it was also reported, he's just he's like they're sandbagged me um and yeah but don't worry apparently uh was also reported he's just going to go to santa barbara right after this speech have a nice little vacation so he doesn't have to be there when they put the wow kamala on thursday he will not be at the dnc for that that's not a while because i had it on good authority that he was gonna actually take back the nomination and then debate Trump right then and there in front of God and everyone.
Starting point is 00:31:29 He was about to put the crown on Kamala's sight and then puts it on himself. Oh my God, is that Joe Biden's music? Yeah, it's wild that he's still outwardly mad especially like you would think i i could see
Starting point is 00:31:48 him being initially mad but after seeing the overwhelming response and the party's fortunes just skyrocketing up uh according to polling at least you would think he would just be like all right yeah no y'all were right like yeah no this is my idea all along and i did like a very brave thing um and but yeah the fact that he can't quite get past that really emphasizes how lucky we are that he got out when he did because yeah because it is some hater shit too where he's like i could have done that it's like no you couldn't have what do what how are you gonna do that man how yeah how sway tell us um so the rest of the schedule just to give people an idea of what's happening day to day tuesday is a quote a bold vision for america's future uh so we are going to hear from president barack obama second gentleman in the country i hear emhoff yeah yeah exactly a welcome note from jb pritzker
Starting point is 00:32:55 wednesday is a fight for our freedoms uh that's where tim walls will get the vice presidential nomination officially and where he will accept uh which will be preceded by former president bill clinton uh speaker amerita nancy pelosi and pete budaj will also be speaking and then thursday uh harris accepts the nomination for president and that'll be the big speech but then i'm like bill clinton that guy that was really close with jeff epstein why is he around jeff he should have a he should have a weird? Why is he around? Jeff Epstein? He should have a weird case. The financial advisor? Why is he around?
Starting point is 00:33:28 Why is... He should have a weird case. There's a reason why. Yeah, he should have a weird case. I mean, he should have a weird case, actually. If you're... Yeah, actually, he's had a few weird... Yeah, what am I saying?
Starting point is 00:33:37 He's had some weird cases. He's got some weird cases. Why is he around still? Yeah. We don't need him to speak at all. And you're lucky that they're so lucky that this epstein thing touched like everybody that they're like you know what let's just yeah let's put that we're all just forgiving everybody makes mistakes yeah and that
Starting point is 00:34:00 that guy and that guy alone can't believe it thought he... Man, we just didn't play fantasy football together. Nothing really serious. Nothing really serious. Fly on his plane a couple times. Yeah. Then JB Pritzker, there's also a headline there. They've talked about 200 National Guard will be on standby. He was quick to point out that he doesn't expect to have them deployed in any meaningful law enforcement capacity.
Starting point is 00:34:30 But more so to be like, no, this is like a high profile national event, you know, which is true. You're going to have the like executive branch in the building. That is a reason for the precaution. and in chicago to protest the ongoing genocide taking place at the hands of the israeli government and our very own government um who by the way just greenlit another 20 billion dollars in weapons uh last week 50 f-15 fighter jets tank ammunition mortar rounds tactical vehicles advanced air-to-air missiles um a lot of a lot of stuff that should i mean again there's also a lot of news this week that joe biden is really hoping to get a ceasefire done this week this sounds like trump with infrastructure week like it's like it's infrastructure week right and it wasn't oh they're really pushing this week for a ceasefire then please like they're really trying though this time they actually really want it and they really do yeah i mean i'm sure
Starting point is 00:35:24 and that helps to have that headline along with the dnc happening to hopefully you know discourage people from protesting but honestly like having the people there to peacefully protest what's happening in gaza and the west bank um like and having like police turn up on peaceful protesters yeah that creates significant headlines would be such a fucking easy thing to avoid to self-own but the democrats i'm telling they got still plenty of time for them to buck up they've had like a couple a good run in a couple places and so there's like part of me that's like they're not gonna do that right but uh we'll see never know we will see we'll see but anyway this week it starts
Starting point is 00:36:07 so how's it going on the other side republicans have been seen carrying jd vance jizz cups um so i'm sorry what so jd is that... Yeah. Wait. You said jizz cups? Jizz cups. So, once again, they're the party of normal family values. They're not weird. You are. And because of that, MAGA supporters have been seen carrying around cups that are designed to look like they have J.D. Vance's semen inside them.
Starting point is 00:36:44 They're meant to look like cups that you j vance's semen inside them um they're meant to look like uh cups that you jizz into when giving a semen sample um they have a picture of jd vance's head and say jd vance full family kit um and the idea is to show off how strong his seed is because he has three kids and the Democratic VP had to use IVF to conceive. I'm sorry, but like, my cum is strong isn't a fucking way to advertise.
Starting point is 00:37:19 Unless you're like a sperm donor. You know what I mean? If you're prolific sperm, sure, maybe. In this version, just attacking somebody like, yo, they had to use IVF, bro. Some of them look like they have cum in them.
Starting point is 00:37:36 They've gone to the trouble of putting a translucent white material. Yes. Some these uh images are disturbing there's like one photo of like a guy holding it in a way that makes me believe maybe there is cum in there right he's like holding it like with like two fingers like here's my jd Vance cup. Yeah. Great, great, great. This is all pretty predictable for them.
Starting point is 00:38:09 I mean, it is. Like, it's predictable in the sense that, like, they want to make this about gender, and also it is in the sense that they want to make, they always find the weirdest possible way to try and make themselves seem normal and make their point. Yeah. It's weird because making fun of someone because they are using IVF to conceive a child,
Starting point is 00:38:35 it just doesn't make sense. That's not a thing that someone would be like, I'm better than you because I didn't use IVF. Yes. Those aren't values that people are likef yes like that's not those aren't values that people are like yep that's true we all know about that ivf sucks like no and you're trying to make it a thing by holding around plastic cups of simulated jizz yeah um which is really fucking tight to me that they're doing i think pretty think pretty cool actually. Yeah. But yeah, it's like the childless cat lady's
Starting point is 00:39:06 comment, but just that point made in the weirdest, grossest way possible. And also, because they were trying to did you see the thing, like, I'm sure you talked about it, about how they were like, oh, Tim Wall's drinks come. No, I didn't see that.
Starting point is 00:39:22 Oh my God, you're lucky donald trump jr posted this fucking meme and like people started saying it on the right because you're like well if he fucks couches then you guys like horse sperm this is like it says it's a picture of tim waltz with like a weird splattery milk mush mustache and the thing says, stolen valor is about as bad as it gets. But what is this I'm hearing about? A horse got milk? And it's just like, there's this stupid online thing that he likes horse semen.
Starting point is 00:39:59 Yeah, I haven't heard that one. That one isn't catching on quite like the couch fucking. I think because they're like oh we can we can be grosser than what you just said without understanding the elegance of the fake hillbilly elegy tweet you know that it it's it's it's it's operating on this the possibility that maybe because jd vance again just has those vibes yeah tim walls i'm sorry like and that's what they're like this guy called uh like white white people tacos that's did you like that shit was also fucking also so stupid when he's like oh but he doesn't like spicy it's just like again
Starting point is 00:40:38 stupid stupid stupid try something new or don't i don't know very yeah also i feel like donald trump jr is like under immense uh pressure from his dad to redeem the jd vance thing so he's yeah he's he's tilting as they say in the world of gambling addiction what do you think that's what's happening there like is he just giving him the silent treatment oh probably fucking i mean the silent treatment feels like it's essentially his parenting style so yeah i was gonna say right yeah it's it's always the silent treatment it's like dude what you need to be aiming for is maybe getting me to say something to you and then we can then we can have a relationship but yeah the um the other thing was like was it i think peter teal was also saying, he's like, I'm probably going to leave the US if Trump loses.
Starting point is 00:41:26 Yeah. Like, oh, wow. The cope, the coping is getting weirder and weirder all around right now. Trump. Yeah. Trump said he was going to Venezuela if he loses Peter Thiel, Elon Musk. I think they're making their escape plan. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:40 I mean, they've been making their escape plan with the private space program, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. um yeah i mean they've been making their escape plan with the private space program right yeah yeah yeah yeah but i will see what the where where this all heads because it sounds like more and more there are people just starting to not turn their backs on trump but like just be more outwardly critical yeah like like like lindsey graham is like well he's a provocateur and i think he's gonna lose but he's saying that now he's's saying, I think Trump's going to lose? Yeah, he said, let me pull this up. It definitely feels like we've entered a new era where people are like, what do we do? What do we do?
Starting point is 00:42:13 What do we do? He says, I don't look at the, this is what Lindsey Graham said. I don't look at Vice President Kamala Harris as a lunatic. I look at her as the most liberal person to be nominated for president in the history of the United States. I would make it about policy. A nightmare for Harris is to defend her policies. President Trump can win this election. His policies are good for America.
Starting point is 00:42:30 OK, and if you have a policy debate for president, he wins. Donald Trump, the provocateur, the showman may not win this election. And then Brit Hume on Fox also had a similar thing about being like, well, this guy, you know, this guy sucks, right? It's like essentially like the distillation of this. Here's another Fox News poll we have out this week. How do you feel about how things are going in the country? 65% say they're dissatisfied. So, Brent, knowing that and knowing in this setup, Trump is the challenger, why is he not doing better? Because he's Trump. I mean, the truth of the matter is
Starting point is 00:43:05 and the show is over british and the channels over you get down to it the past eight to ten years have been about donald trump everything yeah so anyway he's just kind of like i don't know dude this guy completely made everything about him i don't know fuck it man meanwhile he's off uh accepting some important endorsements over on truth social trump just shared an image of an article in quotes about how swifties are turning to trump because isis foiled uh one of taylor swift's concerts trump responded to like a picture that says swifties turning to trump after isis foiled taylor swift concert i't know. Is that even like how you would say what happened there? ISIS foiled?
Starting point is 00:43:48 An ISIS attack was foiled. An ISIS attack on, anyways. It foiled the concert. Yeah. Attack the look, dude. Don't stop. Get your editor hat off, man. And put your regular consumer.
Starting point is 00:44:01 And the facts are that Taylor Swift fans are turning out in huge numbers oh wait i'm sorry i'm getting word that of the six pictures only one of them was not ai generated uh six pictures of trump uh swifties for trump just one person is actually real uh photographed at a trump rally with the swifties for trump t-shirt felt so homemade to that shirt was like man i don't even i can't even get this thing printed right i'm just gonna homebrew my own swifties for trump shirt and also i love that he reposts the thing that has the label of satire it says satire on it which satire is obviously dead uh has been for a little while now but that's that's wild. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:48 The same account that posted this article that he retweeted as an official endorsement. I accept. That account has a header image depicting AI Trump hanging out with a stormtrooper in an aquarium. Oh, yeah, we love it, folks. I remember that meeting, actually. Yeah, we talked about some important things.. I remember that meeting, actually. Yeah. We talked about
Starting point is 00:45:05 some important things. He said he was a big fan of me. When I made out with Kamala, I think he's probably at that point. Yes, I think TK421 was a great man.
Starting point is 00:45:22 But later, if you remember, he was stolen byard by luke skywalker as he was trying to rescue princess leia that's right um i like that you have the call numbers down my uh my eldest son would approve yeah yeah yeah look man i it sits in there too it's in there um but yeah this is just so the swifties thing is wild because there is a swifties for kamala account that's already doing like huge numbers yeah i yeah i mean there and i think there's probably a handful of you know there are probably people who support trump and taylor swift like that's not out of the ordinary the fact that he is fooled by computer generated images and like and then they like doubled down on it so he
Starting point is 00:46:08 clearly like was told it was bullshit and had told his account like told his campaign like that i don't care it's truth like just to tell people social um because they claimed uh swifties for trump is a massive movement that grows bigger every single day when people are like hey does he know this is ai um yeah steven chung it's fine it's fine it's fine don't worry about it don't worry about it i mean all this is gonna do is potentially force taylor swift's hand because there's another one that was like like she was dressed as uncle sam and she's like i want you to vote for trump and he's like i accept like also posted that you're like i think you're actually poking the bees nest here if we're being honest here don't poke the bear i mean she
Starting point is 00:46:55 can't do it on her timeline if this sort of shit keeps happening so yeah, it's just wild how much like he's like this. He's just so haunted by all these ghosts now. He's like, yeah, Taylor Swift is next. No. But what if I accept now? And I say that she's voting for me right now ahead of time. Yes, that will certainly help. And apparently there's a lot of reporting around now that like he he's like getting so angry at
Starting point is 00:47:25 his campaign staff for like all the swings in the polling because like michigan pennsylvania wisconsin like went from deficits to like slim leads for kamala very quickly and like there are like multiple paths now to victory uh and he's very much like i don't know where the fuck like yeah so something's got to change i don't know what could actually happen like i don't know what campaign operatives go in there and figure it out because it's really just about what trump is doing like that's all this is like it's not really about anything much more than just literally yeah there's a lot of time like now i'm like hurry up and fucking get here november um because this guy's on the ropes yeah there's a lot of time left i don't know i also feel like he always drastically outperforms his
Starting point is 00:48:15 polling whether that would still be the case post the overturning of roe remains to be seen but up to this point in presidential elections he's always gone in um you know projected to lose in a lot of the national polls and a lot of the national polling and uh gone on to either you know have an electoral college victory or like make it really close um where we actually have to steal the election from him oh sorry i wasn't supposed to say that yeah yo yo don't show your hand because that's the other thing he's just screaming about constantly he's coos and he's definitely setting the table for like i'm gonna rage quit so i'm gonna make it all about how they're cheating so then maybe something else will happen but yeah all right uh not counting my eggs or chickens or whatever that phrase
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Starting point is 00:54:11 stream podcasts and we're back and um more bad news for cyber truck owners uh they've been more yeah so like the parts fall off and all that stuff we've seen that yeah so the parts fall off like remove your finger if you get it stuck in the trunk uh when it's closing perform the most basic of off-roading capabilities no no yeah yeah and now there are reports that they are now showing up completely filthy these one hundred thousand dollar cars when people purchase them uh are showing up uh people go pick up their hundred thousand dollar uh purchase and the quote the interior of the windshield was coated in a cloudy hard to remove film and there
Starting point is 00:55:08 were water streaks and fingerprints visible on the stainless steel exterior others have posted photos of unusual white streaks in the truck bed and a hazy coating on the windshield that obstructs the view what the fuck yeah I saw
Starting point is 00:55:24 people who are definitely posting about like the mismatched panels on the like tonneau cover that goes like towards the back like they're not all the same shades of black so like my god what do you guys want i'm doing my best here okay you want all the panels to match yeah sorry you're charging me like upwards of 120 000 for some of these to for it to look like dirty shit yeah well it's called disrupting okay we're changing there's a lot of bullshit built into the car industry like matching panels where all the different parts of the car match each other and uh that you get a clean car that people customers actually don't want okay yeah so if you're gonna try to bully me into making
Starting point is 00:56:12 the windshields of my car perfectly see-through like visible when you pick them up uh go fuck yourself okay yeah oh oh okay so you want a car you don't you want a car where the steering wheel just doesn't pop off while you're driving fly out the window while you're driving wow yeah okay okay i see you elitist wow wow wow but yeah it's uh the the every video i see like of the it's the the misery is just compounding and also so many people are just like as also elon becomes more and more insufferable like i see posts who are like i'm getting like a lot of middle fingers from people when i'm driving the cyber truck yeah it's a bad like i can't think of a worse look like just anytime i see one i'm just like i would sooner drive an automobile
Starting point is 00:57:03 version of a jd vance jizz cup than I would a Cybertruck. That would actually be tight. Yeah. Some people would be like, all right, that's kind of weird. But like the Cybertruck, immediately people are like, nah, fuck that, boo. Some people are like, what the fuck is that? A guy's in a bucket of Elmer's glue? God, they don't look solid.
Starting point is 00:57:22 They look kind of, I don't look solid like they look kind of i don't know i've seen i've seen so many of them with like fucked up panels and like missing like pieces yeah i'm just like that i think just looks like it's like ready begging to fall apart there's just i just don't there's just something about those cars that's real real scary but like I just feel like you see so many videos too, or like the autopilot like starts doing its own thing. I'm like, nah, nah, nah, nah, no, no, no. This is where we've peaked. I think we've gone too far with auto automotive technology. Back to the moon guys.
Starting point is 00:57:55 Yeah. Yeah. Right. The president just needs to give everybody a good, a cool science project. That's hard. So we can just focus on that and stop trying to... A lot of truck people covet the Toyota Hilux as sort of
Starting point is 00:58:10 one of the most indestructible trucks just put through absolute hell. There's just no amount of abuse that it can't withstand. And I'd really be curious to see a side-by-side of how people abuse those cars. Because I've seen videos of people just slamming the Cybertruck door and like, oh, oh broke it because i slammed the door like an angry teenager
Starting point is 00:58:29 would yeah like truly and like the interior paneling gets caught on the doorframe um but just pivot off the back of the cyber truck failures um forbes i did a little bit of quick maps back of the napkin edition here um just to kind of give us an idea of just how bad the Twitter advertiser exodus has been since all the advertisers had to go fuck yourselves to leave Twitter. That was their instruction. It said X booked $114 million worth of revenue in theS., its largest market by far. This represented a 25% drop over the preceding three months and a 53% drop over the year-ago period. That already sounds bad, but it gets worse. The last publicly available figures prior to Musk's acquisition from Q2 of 2022 had revenue at $661 million. After you account for inflation,
Starting point is 00:59:25 revenue has actually collapsed by 84% in today's dollars. Ooh. That's a lot. Yeah. That's not good. Yeah. I hear that's a lot.
Starting point is 00:59:35 Yeah, that would be seen as a disastrous, fireable offense if anybody else... If it were publicly traded? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. But it ain't. So we're good here.
Starting point is 00:59:46 I think a lot of the ire is coming from Tesla stockholders, but hey, here they are doing great. Hey, they went and fucked themselves, so now what you got? He actually has those advertisers right where he wants them.
Starting point is 01:00:02 So, yeah. They just don't know it yet. Oh my God. I want to give a quick RIP to Phil Donahue who passed away at the age of 88. His talk show basically set the template for daytime talk
Starting point is 01:00:17 shows. He actually started locally in Dayton, Ohio. Shout out to Dayton. With two cameras and they could only afford to fly in two guests a week in Dayton, Ohio. Shout out to Dayton. With two cameras. They could only afford to fly in two guests a week. So he basically
Starting point is 01:00:31 had to start finding crazy stories and issues to debate. So his show filmed an abortion on camera, which outraged the right.
Starting point is 01:00:47 Cause they were like, this makes it look easy and like not that big a deal. Um, but one thing I didn't realize he was in 2003, he was fired from MSNBC purely because he opposed the invasion of Iraq. Uh, that like internal memos, uh, eventually show that they were just
Starting point is 01:01:07 like nah fuck that okay phil donahue i didn't know that he also had like something on the air or yeah i think so yeah he was saying he opposed it on air and uh he his explanation they were terrified of the anti-war voice and that is not an overstatement. Anti-war voices were not popular and if you're General Electric, you certainly don't want an anti-war voice on a cable channel that you own. Donald Rumsfeld is your biggest customer. Wow. There you go. That's, yeah, wow. MSNBC. Really great track record when people have anything that goes against like american imperialism yeah like oh phil
Starting point is 01:01:52 donahue shit can him like shit can this motherfucker the muslim anchors that we have who are outraged by what's happening in gaza why don't we just uh why don't we suspend them for talking too spicy on air i mean like that's why medihasan left like he was getting demoted and he's like nah fuck i'm out of here yeah um anyway cool cool all right all right phil donahue little little tidbit i did not know about yeah so r.i.p um uh also uh shout out to hawk to a girl for throwing out the first pitch i this is the third you know we talked about her mishearing uh the new york oh yeah yeah concrete jungle wet dream tomato yeah yeah i saw that was that bill mars podcast yeah shit right oh my god um what's she doing on that show i know well it's
Starting point is 01:02:43 like i mean she's just just everywhere for a little while. Another place that she was was throwing out the first pitch at the Mets game last week and the pitch went fine, but there was a massive backlash from conservative
Starting point is 01:03:00 baseball fans who thought her pitch tarnished a sport that is basically 80 guys scratching their balls and spitting tobacco juice on the ground yeah scratching your balls in new ways you've never seen yeah i mean and spitting which is like her whole thing so i don't know why yeah what their problem is i guess people were like it's camp day. So, presumably every camp counselor had to have an awkward conversation about what
Starting point is 01:03:30 Hak'tuwa means, but it's very easy. I had this conversation because it came up, because it's all I talk about, in front of my kids, and they were like... And you're just like, no, it's the sound that someone makes when they spit. Hak'tuwa. They were like... Did you see the video? Yeah. What are they talking about, Dad? I don't know.
Starting point is 01:03:45 It's the sound that someone makes when they spit. Hot tool. Like, that's like... Yeah. You don't need... For baseball players. Yeah. You don't need to say that they're spitting on a dick.
Starting point is 01:03:55 So, on the day that the ballpark is being just... A bunch of kids are descending on... What is it? A city field or whatever? Yeah. For a camp day, what is the city field or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. For camp day, they get the fucking blowjob joke, like viral meme person. She is in, she's had to be on like five shows the next day.
Starting point is 01:04:17 So when you can get the hug to a girl, you have her come throughout the first pitch. You know, her availability is kind of crazy these days. come throughout the first pitch you know her availability is is kind of crazy these days um but uh you know we we talked before about the grimace streak that grimace throughout the first pitch at a mets game last season and somehow the mets like took off after that and you know had an amazing miraculous victory that game and like won a bunch of games in a row um baseball is a very stupid sport where like that sort of thing can happen like where like just a weird yeah there's just like they're the most superstitious um and like the superstitious stuff actually like has an effect because it is just very mental and like a
Starting point is 01:05:06 very weird sport. Um, and so yeah, grimace, it took off Hawk to a girl's pitch, uh, that game, the Mets blew a five run lead to the A's.
Starting point is 01:05:17 And a lot of people are claiming that she has cursed the team. Um, some kind of reverse grimace if you will um i will which by the way that would have been if they if i had been interviewed and they asked me for my sexual maneuver that drives them wild i would have told them about the reverse grimace which is my sexual maneuver that i won't be you would have been describing it yeah trying to even describe a reverse grimace i don't even know what it is i think but that is there is something powerful to that i wonder where her career would be if she said oh yeah my move reverse
Starting point is 01:05:54 grimace reverse grimace and then people would be like yo what is it even leave something to the theater of the mind yeah um anyways we'll continue to have at least one update a day on what's going on with the hawk to a girl as she continues her rise to the presidency eventually yes um she's speaking at the dnc i think right after hillary or she's introducing hillary that would be amazing uh all right those are some of the things that are trending on this Monday morning we are back tomorrow with a whole ass episode of the show until then
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