The Daily Zeitgeist - Jesus vs Climate Change, Worst Legal Improv Ever? 03.27.26

Episode Date: March 27, 2026

In episode 2031, Miles and guest co-host Sofiya Alexandra are joined by hosts of CrimeLess, Rory Scovel & Josh Dean, to discuss... Trump Is Now In The Petulant Teenager Phase of the Iran War, Yall Scared of Climate Change? Worst Liar Of The Year… and more! Trump on NATO: "I was doing a test." Trump on a deal with Iran: "I'm the opposite of desperate. I don't care." Yall Scared of Climate Change? Judge Confronts Woman for Driving During Zoom Court LISTEN: GEEKED UP by outlawfiendzSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Like, I love all your albums. There's, whenever you talk, whenever you do Jesus shit, I fucking love it. You might love this next special then. Perfect. It's called Jesus. I am Jesus. Kind of an operator. No, because, like, I went to, like, Lutheran kindergarten through eighth grade, Catholic high school, but, like, just ambiently always had Jesus shit always going on.

But now it's like, like, I had. like my favorite thing to riff on because it's just like so stupid. And it always freaks out guests who grew up in the church. Like how do you know all this stuff? Like why are you talking like this? You'll recite all the books miles and it's crazy. You like do some of the and I'm like, what are you? Genesis, Exodus.

There you go. Leviticus, numbers, Deuteronomy. We did have a fan rage quit in Discord because they thought you were actually like a Christian. Oh, do it with the other way. Yeah. You were too good. I'm convincing you were. For someone who regularly calls the Bible that book of ghost stories, they really thought I was like an earnest Christian.

They're like, he believes in ghost Jesus, obviously. I get it because I can be, I don't know, I've realized sometimes my deadpan can be so deadpan. People are like, oh. Oh, this is real, yeah. You're really asking me about my salvation right now? Yeah. You're really inviting me to your church. Yes.

I just, hey, man, I just want to know if you let Christ into your heart, man. The more people I bring, the more time they give me. Exactly. This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. How could this have happened in City Hall? Somebody tell me that. A shocking public murder.

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That takes a load off my shoulders now to know that the birthday's doing a lot of lifting. My name is Miles Gray, aka War. Huh, good God, y'all. What does it smell like? Mark Wayne Mullins bullshit. Say it again. Okay, shout out to Phil on the Discord because, yeah, our new Secretary of Homeland Security, Mark Wayne Mullen, loves to pretend he's been at war, and he's like, can't get the smell out.

You know it. You know, it's crazy. And then when he was asked at his confirmation, where'd you smell that at, man? He was like, oh, it's classified. I can't really talk about that where I smelled death or war. So let's just move on. No further questions. Anyway, so that's who's running.

It's actually just my own barbecue and the chicken was expired. Yeah, it was off. I thought maybe I could grill the stink out of it. Yeah, but it didn't work. It stays in there. It's in the bones. It turns out. Well, I'm thrilled to be joined by my co-host, not just of this show,

currently, but also the other podcast I do 420 Day Fiance, where we talk about our favorite show 90 Day Fianci, buddy. And also a brilliant stand-up comedian, writer, just all-around great person. Please welcome Sophia Alexander. So happy to be here. I am, as you know, replacing Jack, and as we have termed this period, this is Jew Jack City. And so I'm the only person. I'm the only person that can say that, though.

So I had to say it, though, I had to say it from my boys to men, New Jack Swing era. You have a pass. You're invited to the Bakel brunch. You're fine. Also, my grandfather was one of three black people at a Jewish high school of Chicago that he went to because that was the only private school that allowed black people in at the time. So, you know, the long tradition of collaboration. God, I bet he got so many BJs. I can't even.

Well. It's none of my business, but I feel like. I already know. Hey, when I finally get to heaven, I'll make sure to ask them. You know, I'll be sure to ask them. I really will be. And I think I'm going to get there. Sophia, we are honored, thrilled to be joined today by two fantastic guests.

You might know them independently. One is a fantastic journalist, true crime podcaster, and founder of Campside Media. Another fantastic comedian, lover of baseball, soccer, Christ, even. If I may, if I may. Together, they have a fantastic podcast known as Crimeless. Please, on our Big Money Players Network, please welcome to the microphones. Josh Dean and Rory Scoville. Thank you.

Oh, thanks, guys. Welcome, welcome, welcome. How you guys doing? Great. My grandfather was also the only black man at a Jewish high school or whatever you said. I knew that. I knew that. That's why we got along so well.

I was just thinking should I have gone to a Jewish high school. Well, Sophia did, my grandfather did. I went to a Catholic high school. So it's, uh, you know. So it's H.J's at best is what you're saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, no, it's, or you thought about them. You told each other you thought about an H.J.

A lot of loopholes about it. And then immediately went to confession. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, and I was like, why are you telling on yourselves, guys? I'm just here because this is the only school my parents could get me into. But shit. What the fuck? Anyway, guys, what's it like doing, you know, the crimeless show,

getting to talk about crime, but in a not, like, fucked up dark grim way and just like all the sort of like zany antics that we see in the world, the underworld of crime? I mean, I'll let you go ahead, Josh. Well, as I say, Rory, I think can speak for America on this because he's truly an observer. I have to go out and actually find these, which I thought would be a, challenging prospect. It turns out there's way more

stupid criminals in America. I mean, I can't believe I'm saying I'm surprised by that. But I guess what I am most surprised about it's the breadth and creativity involved in stupid crimes. Right. Yeah.

Roy. Josh never fails to bring a story to each episode that will blow your mind in terms of the stupidity of criminal behavior. But I will say, if there's one thing you can game from our show, it's you can truly feel better

that you would probably be a pretty good criminal. Right, right, right. You hear these stories and you're like, why wouldn't have done that? Right, right. Call the cops on yourself? Yeah, why would I have done that? That's exactly why Miles and I watch 90-day fiancé.

We're like, we're better than this. Yeah. Exactly. Exactly same thing. Yeah. We're building up to our, I'll say we're building up to a finale where we're actually going to pull off a crime.

It's a bit of a big surprise. We try to do it, Gaper. I love that. That sounds. amazing. Well, we're going to get to know you guys a little bit better, but first we're going to just tease out what we're going to be talking about. Trump has entered now the petulant teenager phase of the Iran War, where he's just saying

instead of like, I don't need, I don't need anyone anyway. And like, I don't even, actually don't even care. And you're like, uh, motherfucker you need to. Then we'll also talk about just, wait, somebody says something about Jesus. Because I hope y'all aren't scared of climate change because this, uh, politician in Minnesota isn't because of because climate change isn't in the Bible. So how am I going to fear something that's not in the Bible? Which is a very, very grim outlook. Considering the current like drought situation, lack of winter we had in the western United States. And just I wanted to

run this by you guys too. Just really, you know, you read a lot about stupid criminals. You talk about them. But there was a woman who recently had a court hearing that she joined via Zoom. And she tried to one of the worst fucking lies I've ever seen. Like, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's criminal that she even attempted to lie like this, uh, during her hearing. Uh, so we'll talk about that and more, but first, Josh, Rory, what's something from your search history that's revealing about who you are? Well, mine, I feel like mine is lame, but I'm going to, I'm on the road a lot as a comedian and I'm on a tour and I really love coffee and coffee shops. So my last thing, my literal last thing is best coffee shops in Calgary, Alberta, Canada. Grant?

And did you get an answer that felt I got some prospects. Don't leave us hanging for it. We got some prospects. We got listeners in Alberta. They might have some input there. One called monogram that I think I'm probably going to go to if you guys want to know and come hang out. We can start a prayer circle.

I was going to say. Yeah. What's your top? I like that you were like coy like you're like drafting a team and you're like, I actually am not sure who's going to make it. But monogram is looking good. I got to say I looked up

five monograms seem to have the best environment for chilling out for about an hour. Yeah. Yeah. What's your drink? Are you like one of those people who likes the real slow pour over kind of thing? I don't mind a slow pour over. I always get an espresso because I want to see what the pool is like and if that's pretty good. I'll sometimes do an iced latte.

I was going to guess that that's your drink. Yeah. And why would you have guessed that, Sophia? I don't know. He seemed like a cold bev person. Like he just wanted an ice situation. But I like it. I do like it. Josh, what's something from your search history that's revealing about who you are? The last non-work-related search, because the work-related searches would be boring is,

is it safe to give my cat Ozumpic? Or could I give my cat Ozumpic? I don't know the exact phrasing of it, but I see those commercials all the time, and I'm a little concerned about our cat's weight, and I was just wondering, there's no way I can get her. What's the shortcut for this? Yeah. Well, I mean, diet and exercise works for us, but I feel like that's not a negotiation you can have with an animal. Like, how do you get a cat to exercise?

You literally just give it less food. And it's going to hate it, but it's going to get smaller. When I took one of my cats to the vet, I got told the most unhinged thing, my fatter cat. But they were like, your cat, if she were a woman, would be considered obese. What's fun? How is that useful? I don't know what that means How is that useful?

I'm like but she is a cat though So what are we Sorry, I was trying to use like Patriarchical perceptions of womanhood To weaponize that If she were a woman I know that will never happen But if she were

It was so wild If your cat was a bird She would not be able to be doing great If she was a bee She could never take off the flower. If your cat was a woman, I feel like it would be severely underweight.

23 pounds is not livable. No, no, no. If she were a living doll. Wait, so Josh, was there any insight? Are there GLP ones for her felines? In fact, the answer was, no, you should not give Osamaged your cat. However, they are, there are very, variations and they're working on, of course they are, because they're going to make another

$10 billion on semi-glutides for pets. But don't just dose your cat was the answer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Professional. That's helpful. But I call it Mianjaro when I give it to them. Hopefully, just that one little switch will help it work. You've been waiting so long to make that joke. Yeah. I don't know. And you didn't go with Miao Zempik. Miao Zemik was right there. But Manjaro had, I got the M in there. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. As a seasoned improviser, I kept my ass on the back wall until I had to.

And now is the time to do me on jar. I saw the second you said it, Josh, he just fucking hit my break. You're like, here we go. Here we go. Yeah, I'm like, oh, fuck yeah. I love this Josh guy. He's giving me my best shit ever right now. I'm in.

I'm in with this. Josh, sticking with you, what's something you think is underrated? Because it's opening day, I'm going to say the New York Mets. But I don't think that's maybe as fair as it used to be because we're owned by a billionaire now. But I expected you to ask me overrated first, and I was going to say the Yankees. So I just switched it up on the floor. Well, no, let's do that. Okay.

So you, okay, but that's your, I'm guessing you're a Mets guy. It's a parent answer. You don't want to see the crosstown rivals hang a 28th banner up. That is correct. I do not want to see the New York Yanke. My wife is like agnostic on baseball. was a quasi-y Yankee fan coming into the marriage, but not really, and then lived with someone who actually cared about baseball.

Like saying, like, coming into the season. Coming into the union. Yeah. She can't totally understand the idea that I would dislike the A. And she sort of like, it's New York. Why wouldn't you want the New York? I'm like, I can't. Like, it's not even just that I am okay with them.

I actively dislike them almost as much as say the Phillies. How do you feel like? about being a Laker fan. Like, do you think it's the same thing as being a Yankee fan? I mean, kind of, I feel like most Yankee fans who grew up in New York,

not most. Like, there are millions of hardcore Yankee fans, just like I suspect there's millions of hardcore Laker fans. And then there are tens of millions of shitty Laker and Yankee fans who aren't really fans, but just whatever reason

decided that was their team or, like, bought the hat on vacation. Yep. And, yeah, so that's basically, like, I don't want to, disrespect all Laker fans. I don't want to disrespect all Yankee fans, but I think both teams have a lot of shitty fans.

No, no, I agreed. As one of the shitty Laker fans, I agree. Yeah, same year. I'm a lifelong. I'm born into it. Life long. Shitty Laker fans. Yeah.

Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. Same. I'm one of the shitties ones you can find, man. I'm mentally ill.

I think I deserve all the championships. Yeah. And I miss Phil Jackson. Like, I am fully toxic. I just make up deals. And I'm like, we should just have Yonis now. Yep. And they're like, how's that?

going to work. I don't know. We just need him. I want it. We are owed it. We need more. I mean, the Mets are like historically so terrible that they're kind of the cliche of when you want to make fun of a fan of a sports team. It's like I know about that from the Simpsons. Yeah. That's true. The Nye Mets are my favorite. Or also Seinfeld, right? There's a lot of like Mets jokes and a lot of media. Yeah, yeah. With the Mets too, I mean, yeah, I mean, there's a lot of expectation like you said with that. owner spending a lot of money. I'm thrilled to have a billionaire, even a problematic billionaire. Like, I kind of don't care. For years, there were terrible ownership. There's finally someone who's spending money. I'm okay with that.

Yeah, yeah. Why not? Bring some glory. Also, all billionaires are problematic. So it's just. Yeah, that's why you got to pick your favorite one. Yeah, what are you going to do? Exactly.

What are you going to do? Until it comes out that he was a P. whatever, and then, you know, we'll quietly just mosey on over to the next one. In the quiet of the storm right now. I'll take it. I'll take a minute. I love the blueprint.

Yeah, yeah. Roy, what about you? What's something you think is underrated? Underrated, I would say, probably the calm and respect that you can showcase to your neighbors by just using headphones when you want to listen to or watch or have a phone call

with your device in a very public setting. I feel like that behavior is wildly underrated. And I personally feel like it is the ultimate crack in the break of society. This is the canary and the coal mine thing. This is where it starts and ends. I feel like this is not at all driven by anything you've experienced. I got to say, being on the road now, it is just everywhere. And I'm always like, I always want to get a group around me.

When someone is on a flight and they're boarding and someone's just watching something, everyone around me, I want to go, hey, let's all pick something to watch out loud right now. So we can see what the world can be like and just see who is like, yeah, it's awful. Of course it's awful. I resent being the rule follower. You know what I mean? I resent being the person that has to be like, hey, could you actually not play your TikTok? talks out loud because

then I'm looking at the fucking flight attendant. I'm like, why am I doing this? I also hand out the pretzels because now everyone's going to hate me. I'll take it. You're more of a hero to the group than you think. I will always be like, hey, do you have headphones? And sometimes we were like, no.

And I'm like, so I don't either. So I'm going to play my like, I'm going to find a Norwegian death metal band. And actually, my phone's bigger and louder. Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to blast it. And I'm going to try to get others. to play the same song at a different time interval.

Because we also don't have that phone. And then I will play a game out loud. And then all of the sound effects of said game will absolutely drive everyone insane. There's always people at the grocery store having the loudest speakerphone conversations that are like humiliating for them. I agree.

There was a dude in there who was talking about how he saw his ex. And like he was talking to one of his other friends, I can't believe I saw them. It was crazy. And then like, they look great. And then I made the mistake of asking what they were up to. They're already dating someone new. And I was like, fuck.

This guy's the guy who is on the phone, like, uh-oh, on the other line. No, this is the guy speaking out loud in front of me holding the cell phone. No shame. Just no shame. And I was like, what the fuck is this? And then you're like, this sucks. But then you're like, I've been here for 15 minutes choosing a fucking pair because I want to know what's going to happen. Like, I want to walk by and just.

yell out. You're on speakerphone. If you don't know that, we can all hear everything you've said. Your friend or family member, whoever this is, they don't care that you're on speaker phone for the rest of us. Yeah, yeah, right. If I found out, if I was like, oh, I thought you and I were talking. I was talking to everyone on the plane. At the market. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Well, I don't look at it like that. I mean, I was the only one listening. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, that's so wild. It's the same thing about line cutting. I feel like if we don't respect. Oh, I get petty. Oh, I call people. I don't let people cut.

I'm saying I'm the problem. I'll always be like, please, can you turn your phone off? Or you were not here in the beginning. Oh, yeah. I go, no, no, no, no. I'll go, actually the lions over there. It's back there. It's back there.

Yeah. You're not meeting nobody, okay? Yeah. You might be meeting God if you keep this shit up. Okay. Meeting these fists. That's sure. Get the fuck out of here.

Because I'm pretty sure even, even St. Peter's going to be like, I don't know. We can't have that up here. We can't have that up here. Yeah. You cut a bunch of people on the way here. If you don't know how lines work, I got to assume you don't understand compassion. You can't cut lines while you're in line to enter heaven.

That's like crazy. I know him. I know him. I know him. Like the audacity. My friends are already in there. Yeah. What's something you think is overrated?

Not to harp on the world of the airport as someone who's always traveling. But I got to say I don't get clear. I don't get what advantage you're getting in the clear line. And if we want to say, yeah, but right now, lines are crazy. Let's talk in general. TSA pre-check, you're doing just fine. Clear it's too much. I also just want to take a second.

They always let you opt out of the photo when you go through right at the beginning. I always opt out. And I get a little. Some people, some of them don't care. Some people are like, okay, but I have to ask you some questions, which they don't. And I'm always like, well, great, ask me some questions. Because I'm at L-A-X was like, I don't know why it bothers you. He's like, look above the conveyor belt.

He goes, there's all these cameras up there. I go, then why do you need this one? Why do you need this one if you have those? He was like, well, just go, you're fine. You can go. Yeah. Anyways, I feel like that's whatever that is. I know that's not in the vein of overrated, underrated,

but whatever that is, I wish we would all like just opt out of the photo and be like, I care what you do with it. I'm just tired of just this. invasion of our faces and our phones and our everything. It's that. It's the real ID. It's like, can I just fucking live?

And the answer is no. No, the answer is no. And also all of these people that are in charge that have all this power, I want to be like, just so you know, billions of us don't want the power you want. We just want to like hang out in a yard with our friends.

Yeah, right. Have a little barbecue, you know, just to vibe. We just want the AC to work at night and go to bed and just like wake up and get a coffee and like we don't want, I don't, none of, most of us don't want to be in charge of anything or anyone. Roy, you don't want to sort people by blood type and birth year? Exactly. Exactly. I like to be able to just hit filter on a big spreadsheet and look at all the piggies. We got to know what you're up to so we know what to advertise to you.

I couldn't imagine that being my brain in how I perceive what this reality is. Well, I'm sure like the people, yeah, I mean, like, you're blessed with a creative mind. So you can find inspiration all over. And other people, I'm sure it's like, rigid, like, I wanted to be a baseball player, but I suck. So I just, I'm just going to make spreadsheets about immigrants. I'm like, oh, cool. That is the classic baseball to immigrant hating fucking pipeline. Yeah.

Such a common plan B for a lot of fatal. We've seen this pipeline a million times. We see this in a lot of college baseball. They don't get drafted. Well, then I'll draft spreadsheet. All right. Yep, exactly. There we go.

Have you seen that video of Stephen Miller at Santa Monica High? I mean, to use it like a real world example. It was faded what was going to happen to that guy. He got stuffed in a lot of trash cans. And therefore, here we are like paying for it. I'm paying for it. Yeah. And he was like, what are the janitors doing exactly at the school?

Nothing. We don't even need. It's just like, can I say I think he is the most punchable face? Like there's a lot of people in the administration, whatever, that I hate, whatever, whatever. Sure. But like Stephen Miller, like, I get a little smile like that just creeps up on my face

that I just noticed because I was like thinking of punching him in an alley. And I'm like, why is he so fucking punchable? He looks like Dr. evil on Ozempic or something. You know, like, there's something, because he's got like the same like Dr. no kind of vibe. And he's aged in a crazy way where like, you know, the whole thing about like being evil, making you like ugly is just so true.

It's like Stephen Bannon, like chunks of his face are falling off. Like Trump has a rash that's just eating his fucking neck. Yeah. Yeah. And I think it's the same thing because Stephen Miller looks like a haunted ghost of a man that should have been Stephen Miller. These people wear their karma on their face. He's 40 years young, August 23rd, 1985.

I cannot believe that. I cannot believe that. He'll be 41 this August, everyone. Oh, wow. Yeah, yeah. Send your thoughts and prayers in now. Man, I will not. If only he'd been drafted.

Yeah, if only. That's a baseball player. Well, hey, I mean, they did, yeah, exactly. Or, hey, you never know. Oh, I thought in a war. I was like, that would be cool. Or that. Actually, that's that even better.

Even better. Send him to the front lines. There was Jesse the body Ventura was like, I think Baron Trump should be enlisting for the army now. I don't think any other Trumps have served. So I think Baron Trump should be serving now. And we'll see what happens with that. But yeah,

that feels like it'll happen. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yes. Uh-huh. It feels plausible. Or they'll just make him like a general or something. They're like, yeah. I think Melania would literally murder everyone in the country before letting

Baron get drafted. Probably the one time she cares. her teeth. Like, there's no way she would allow this. But he has so much. He would have to bend over so far now with the duck. Yeah, he has to lay on his back. All right. Let's take a quick break and we'll come back. We'll just check in with President Teen Petulance right after this. I'm Bailey Taylor and this is It Girl. You may know me from my It Girl series I've done on the streets of New York over the years. Well, I've got good news. I am bringing those interviews and many more to this podcast. Yes, we will talk about the style and the success,

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god awful war military operation whatever Trump has to call it depending on the context in which he's asked about it because he's like it's actually not a war because then I need approval for that so actually I'm going to say military operation and then if it's then he'll say but we're winning the war again senility yeah it's hell of a drug but he's been scrambling to find a solution

you know the second it became clear that him and Netanyahu's war on Iran was not going to end well first of all, like, NATO nations want nothing to do with attacking the straight of Hormuz. And it's not because they don't like Trump. I mean, that's part of it. It's also just, again, like every military mind before, it's like it's incredibly hard to control. And strategically, there's no plan that we have available that doesn't end up with just killing scores of people. So that's kind of why we don't do it.

Yeah. Trump on Thursday morning posted, NATO nations have done absolutely nothing to help with the lunatic nation. now militarily decimated of Iran. The USA needs nothing from NATO, but never forget this very important point in time. Okay, so I guess he doesn't need them. He doubled down on that recently when he was asked by the press. If you don't need them, why are you so mad, though?

That's, well, I mean, he sounds pretty unbothered. I just want to, I just want to play his own words on this, Sophia. This might change your feelings on it. Okay, cool. This is him being like, it's not that like, I needed them. I was, it was a test. I never thought we needed them. I was more doing a test.

I said, I really would love to have you come up. Bring your boats. You can sail through the beautiful Hormostrates, and you can protect people that are being shot at. They didn't do it. And that's small potatoes. Do you understand what I'm saying? You understand what I'm saying?

It was a test, actually. How is bring your boats not merch? because that is insane. Bring your boats. Whoever that journalist was going, yeah, I do. I do understand. All the journalists should be like,

no, I don't. Can you elaborate further? Small potatoes. So far. Yeah, could you just kind of describe the shooting at people? What boats? What beautiful,

what, name some stuff that's beautiful that you personally found beautiful about the straight that you ever seen or didn't, and also didn't even know existed until someone told you, We fucked ourselves. Also, here's a world map.

Point to it, please. Also, really quickly define the word straight. It's just the only thing I want to be. That's why we like the Hormuz so much. It's straight. We let Doge know. Keep it open because it's straight. Don't go to the bisexual one next door.

Yeah. Real bad. Real bad news over there. The word's passage way. Where's waterway possible? He was then asked about a deal, right? They're like, well, clearly you need, like, how are you going to end this? Like, you've said that you were making a deal Monday, and then Iran was like, no, we haven't

even talked to you. What is this fucking guy talking about? And then recently Iran also came back and they're like, yeah, I mean, like, we have our own ceasefire proposal that we're going to send along, but we're not even close to negotiating with a group of people who can't even negotiate. with us without attacking us. We were in the middle of negotiating when this whole thing kicked off. So then he was asked, okay, well, it sounds like, you know, with the global energy markets being completely out of whack, we kind of need a deal, right, with Iran? No. And they're like maybe we're,

it seems like the, I think he said he was commenting on the fact that I think some Iran officials were like, the U.S. is like desperate for a solution. And here was Trump's answer. I'm the opposite of desperate. I don't care. I want to know. In fact, we have other targets we want to hit before we leave. We're hitting them on a daily basis. I don't talk about you. I can't talk about specifics.

I'll post about it on truth social. You know? I want to talk about it. But now he's on, I'm the opposite of desperate. I don't care. I just, I don't care. I didn't even like you. I asked you out.

You said, no, you're a fucking ugly fat bitch anyway. You know he tried to find. word for opposite of desperate. He's like, I'm the opposite of desperate. I'm, I don't care. I don't care. I'm opposite word. Whatever the opposite is, that's, put that word there

when you write this story. But I don't care. All day. Did you see Hegseth's face, by the way, when he talks about more targets? I mean, he was so aroused in that moment. Oh, yeah. He was like talking about bombs, bombing shit. He said a prayer earlier in that Hegset where he was like, please break

the teeth of our enemies and kill the wicked. Like he's, I mean, a lot of people have talked about, like, he, he has some,

like, nutbag pastors that he listens to who are just, one million percent. All in on this, like, dude, bring the, bring Jesus back by having a nuclear Armageddon in the

Middle East. Like, yeah. The quickest way to see him again, man, our favorite carpet. H-D-H-fueled evangelism is crazy. I say,

but I think, I think when they say Jesus is going to come back, I'm like, I think he's tried to. I think you keep. killing him. When he comes back, he's not like a superhero. He's a human.

And you keep killing. You probably kill his mom before he even gets a chance. You more than likely are doing that. Yeah, right? Just mathematically speaking, I like the odds on that. And then again, back to the Strait of Hormuz and his petulance, it turns out, as we, Trump is not saying we actually don't even need the straight of Hormuz, the thing where one-fifth of the global oil supply transits through, that's, you know, the cause of all this

energy disruption. We don't need it. Well, we have a coalition for them, but they should have been up here a long time ago. And, you know, they're affected. The amazing thing is we don't need the hormone strain. We don't need it. We don't need it at all. We don't, we have so much oil. Our country is not affected by this. We have more, we have twice. Okay, hold on. Okay, where's the oil hot, though? My favorite is, if you, Rubio's reaction of like kind of falling asleep, then waking up and being like, I don't know.

I think the whole issue is that we do need it. Because if we didn't need it, no one would be talking about it at all. Wait, so I thought that was the whole point of this fucking thing. Literally, we don't need it. The hinge of Middle Eastern policy is oil.

I don't know why. Neda needs to come and help us with this thing we don't need or care about. Yeah, don't need it. And they're assholes for not helping. But we also didn't need the help. And also it was a test anyway. And we weren't even trying to do that.

I mean, again, I don't know. And you're ugly, like I said. So I didn't even want to go out with you. What's gas prices right now in Portland, Sophia? They're like high fours. Oh, 570 was the cheapest I saw recently in L.A. I drove from L.A. to Portland this weekend. And it definitely was like mid to high fives, like 560 or something.

L.A. And that it got less, as I got to Portland. But, hey, I guess I'll take, I'll take Trump's word for this because our country is not affected by this. Not at all. Yeah. So, yeah. Oh, all as well, that ends well.

Well, I guess speaking of oil and the toll it takes on our earth, like I said, up top, like, you know, anyone who lives in the Western United States or areas that typically get snow in the Western U.S., probably had a freaky fucking, quote unquote, winter. because it was non-existent basically. A lot of places had like no snowfall for the first time in many years. And, you know, that's like those snow packs are what we count on for our water once it gets into the warmer months. You know, like, but ski slopes were bare. They were relying on snow machines.

And also it doesn't bode well in terms of the risk for wildfires also. And states are already trying to plan like how to manage water usage given the record low snow, you know, as we find ourselves in the midst of another climate change escalation. And sadly, Earth death, as we've seen, is a partisan issue in the U.S. Like,

some are just paid to not give a fuck by the oil and gas lobby, while they secretly are like, fuck, man, where, Michigan? Is that where we go? Is that where there's fresh water?

I wonder what they're going to do with their money. Yeah, right, exactly. It reminds me of the scene on Titanic in the movie, when Billy Zane tries to pay one of the guys to get him on a boat. And he's like, your money doesn't save either of us.

Yeah. just eat, he should have just ate it. It's like, what do you want to fucking do with this? It's like at that moment you have to understand that money is a construct instead of like it's a real thing that exists. The real thing is what you're living in. Yeah. Fucking psycho.

MDMA, we just got to get more MDMA out there. Corey Lacossack will tell you. Reverend Corey LaCococke will tell you, MDMA will. Amen, brother. We'll open us up. So the other, I think the other side, if you're not an oil and gas shill, might just be like an anti-science Christian because that's another thing you hear a lot where they're like, well, Jesus will sort this out. You have to have faith. Cut to Minnesota state lawmaker,

Mary Franzen, during a meeting of the like state legislature about future weather trends, she decided to just kind of let everybody know at the meeting. You know, I'm not really bothered by any of this at all, actually. Let me tell you why. It's got something to do with our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. And that's why when you talk about climate change, I don't get upset about it. I don't get worked up about it is because my faith is not in climate change. It's not in scientists dictating what we should and should not do to save the environment because my faith is in Jesus Christ. Right? He's the same today, tomorrow and forever yesterday.

And so, you know, if you've read the good book, you know how it ends. It's not with climate change. And that's my closing speech. Wait, the book. Wait, the book has an ending that is the ending? Does this bitch not know about revelations? What is happening right now? I got to say, is Noah's Ark not a climate change?

Nobody believed him and then they died when they couldn't, when they drowned? No, no, no. It doesn't say the words climate change. That's the thing is what I'm saying. I'm a literalist. It's always funny when people say stuff like, well, I don't need to put my faith in experts, yet you are standing on two legs in a world based on the achievements of people who study the sciences. And the knowledge of others.

And to just be like, no, actually I prefer knowing nothing before I do things. Like, what an insane take. Just purely vibing out on faith. And it's like, oh, so did you not go to the doctor either? You're like, hey, I got this weird dark spot on my skin, Doc. Which actually, you know what? Why am I even here? I'm putting my faith in Jesus.

But you know does go to the doctor. Yeah, right. Exactly. You're like, it's like, well, your car broke down. You don't need a mechanic. That's science. No, no. Just pray.

Yeah. Yeah. That radiator fixed itself. There was a scene in season one of the pit where someone is anti-mask and comes in for a procedure and gets mad that all the, the have to wear a mask in the ER and her husband is about to go up for surgery. And the doctor's like, okay, well, so I'll just let them know up in the ER that when your husband gets up there that they don't need to wear the masks or the scrubs or anything. Yeah, wash their hands. And she's like, I'm okay with the masks. Right, right, right.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, so she do this, should we do the surgery raw? All right, gloves off. Well, let's just do it right here. We'll hand me a steak knife and a fork. Yeah. There's also another episode of the pit where there's a kid that almost dies because they get measles because the parents are anti-vax. And they're like, well, his siblings already got it.

and they made it fine, like, through it. So it's fine. And they're like, it's not fine. Your son's literally near death is what we're saying. Yeah, he's near Christ. And what we're saying is, yeah, it's not. And actually, the reason we do the vaccine is because you don't know how severe it's going to be. And because it can be so severe randomly, you just are like, going to let this third one be like, let's let God just throw the dice or whatever you think.

Like, insane. Yeah. It's interesting, too, because, like, they don't, you know, porn's not in the Bible, but they have real strong opinions on that and stuff. Yeah. But again, that's the thing when you use the Bible to just be like, because clearly, like, you can tell this woman is actually probably terrified at the notion that things are so out of her control at this point. Yeah. The only refuge she has sort of emotionally is to be like, get that fucking get that shit out of your head, girl. I think that's a lot of people.

You got Jesus, baby. Yeah. Come on, man. Like, it's a, like, your last bed. the horse track. Yeah. Well, also, people are like, if you just put your faith in the Bible,

then you don't have to change your use of plastic and you don't have to change. None of us are going to be perfect about change, but, God, there's a little bit you could do. Right. There's actually, the sad thing is there's a little bit we could all do to mitigate a lot of this. Like, it's always presented, like, climate change,

it's hopeless. It's not. There are legitimate life changes that won't affect our lives in such a profound way in terms of inconvenience. We just don't want to do it. And also like, look, lady, there are actual science. There are many people who are trying to really figure out what to do. You just got to fucking listen.

Does it change anything? Is Jesus going to go, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, why are you doing with climate change? What do I say about that? Yeah. You better put your faith in me and start rolling coal down the highway. That's just so how I always interpreted Jesus, like a little aggressive. Hey, hey, hey, hey, knock that shit. it off. Hey, hey. Huh? Huh? What? You want to live with me and my dad? Yes. Yes. Oh my God. I do want to live with you and your dad.

You better knock it off. You better knock it off. You're not to live with me and my dad. Yeah. Don't drink Bud Light. You know who drinks Bud Light, right? You know who. You know who. Knock it off. Jesus is also. Transmobic. Stay away from Budweiser. Yeah. Uh-uh. No, I saw what they did with Pride Month. Those I'm talking about an abomination. Shit. All right, Jesus, God. Sorry, man. Kind of upset.

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And we're back. So, again, crimeless. This feels like a very apt video to sort of check out. This is kind of blowing up on the internet right now because this woman had a court hearing. She joined via Zoom over some unpaid debt. It's like small claims court, it looks like. And things took a turn.

As the judge noticed that during the hearing, that maybe the defendant was driving in a car. But again, she's very smart. She plays things very smoothly. You cannot be driving, ma'am. What are you going? Come on. I'm not driving.

I'm a passenger in a car. Just based on what we're seeing right now, it's a Zoom screen. There's six boxes. Backseat behind the driver? The woman is clearly, I mean, unless there's like a really amazing third. row of seating that looks like the backseat of a car. You might be in the front and just based on the side, guessing that's driver, but we'll let her keep going.

You're still not, I'm not here in cases with people driving or as passengers and cars. Okay, I will pull over right. Jordan of us coming out to everybody's house and doing these on boats and stuff in the summer. I don't know. I'm sorry, I have an emergency. I'm going out of town for a family member, but I will have my driver pull over. working on one second. I'm sorry. I love my driver. I don't know how she's...

Is the driver in the car with us right now? I got to say, I'm wildly impressed with this confidence. Yeah, it's... Yeah. If I had just a little bit of this confidence, I would own a company by now. Right? Yeah, because you have to have the heart to lie straight to a judge. He's just got a tongue. Yeah. To a judge. She's like, yeah, I don't know what... You're on a you can clearly see, I'm not driving this car. Because I am in England. Have you been to England? See, she should have been a little bit more clever because that's where she gets caught up because, okay, maybe you got through the first lazy rounds of questioning, but it's about to ramp up, miss.

I know that I wasn't allowed to be in a car, but he got one second. It looks like she has one hand on the wheel. Am I crazy or does it not look like you're driving that car? I'm not driving the car. I'm a passenger in the car, sir. What side of the car are you on? I'm on the left-hand side. Oh.

Come on. Kimberly, you had it. You had it. Truly, I thought she would be like, oh, when you, when on FaceTime or Zoom, it clips. It flips. But to see the left side. And so then the judge is like, hmm? Are you sure?

So clearly in the front seat. Like how? She tries to recover. She tries to recover. How would you be on the left-hand side if you're a passenger in the front seat? Am I missing something? Left hand side. I'm sorry.

I've been sitting in a room. I didn't know. What is that to do with anything? You started off so strong. Classic diversion. I've been sitting in a room. Now everyone's going, what's going on with the room? They're thrown.

Imagine a life where you're like, well, I was sitting in a different position in a room. Yeah. So now I'm really confused when I'm in the car. Sorry, I was in a room. I don't know where North is anymore. You know how room be. It's confusing.

Oh, man. Brian, bottom right, hasn't even jumped in yet. He can't believe it. Yeah, he's like, his eyes are big. Yeah. That's probably her attorney. He's like, I'm just, my Zoom is not working. I'm frozen.

Yeah, he's like, I don't know. what to do here. I'm going to get fired for even this case. He's quietly typing a resignation email. Yeah, he's like, I'm sorry. I won't be able to represent you anymore.

So anyway, you know how it is. You're in a room and left and right now. The judge is still going on. Yeah, the seatbelt's coming off of the driver's side. The judge is so gracious here. He's really calm. Now you're lying to me, right? No, I'm not, sir.

Uh-oh, Kimberly, come on. Kimberly, Pam. No, I'm not. He said, let me see the driver. Uh-oh. Let me see the driver. Uh-oh. Oh, she, you saw the hard drive spinning up.

Oh, it did. The driver. How did she not assume this was coming? Bro, the flinch, the flinch and then the next stretch. Look at her. She's like looking off into the future where she gets out of this. Right. And she's trying to, it's like, maybe I can manage it.

She's like, can I materialize a driver if I just look stricken enough? Let me see the driver. Hang on one second. I have to ask their permission. Oh, my God. Smart. Super smart. I get it.

I get it. I knew that was coming. Buy you some time. Can I tell you what I would have done? I would have gone just quickly like, no, don't get out. They want to see you. No, come back. Shit.

They just got out quick and ran. God damn it. Every time I'm in these oopers. Well, now I'm stuck in this parking lot until they come back. Well, that's a one-star review. That's a one-star review. And I would drive, but I love the law. So I'm not going to.

She goes on. This is where it gets a little dicey because I think at this point, she's trying to figure out how to change the optics a bit where she's like, okay, they've got me pinned in terms of I'm in the driver's side. And I've got no driver. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Oh, my God. So she's now getting out of the car.

You're not in the drive. You weren't in the driver's side. Do you think I'm that stupid? Oh, she's going to the other side. I'm going to go ahead and enter a default judgment. Our paperwork says that we can't have, that they can't drive. Does it not, Jennifer? I think she's getting.

I'm sorry, Your Honor. I took a breath in and started choking. What? I miss. Does our paperwork not tell people? I like this. I'm sorry, I took a breath and started choking. Look,

a medical emergency is the next natural step in this lie change. Well, that was a different. He was talking to, I think, someone like in an administrative capacity at the court being like, when people get this, they know, like, we write down that you can't do this in a car, even if you're a passenger. And she was checking. But what's great is this woman, Kimberly, who is the one lying. She's now just, now she's just standing on the other side of the car as if that's going to change anything.

They can't be in a car. I don't know. Your Honor, I'd have to look at it again. I haven't looked at it in a while. The paperwork that I'm looking at it does not say that I cannot be in a car. I'm entering a default judgment. You lied to me. Judgment 192185.

Send me your counsel. And put in their defendant was not available at the time and then was driving a car and telling the court she was not. I'm entering a default judgment. Have a great day. Thank you. Mike drop. Mike dropped.

She had so many, so many opportunities. And it also said, right, that her license is suspended. Is that what they said? Oh, yeah, that was one of the, I don't know if that was, she was, yeah, I said driver was suspended license, Stun's court with. Oh, yeah. So in addition to all of this, she literally had a suspended license. It could have easily not been driving.

Right. It was on her phone. Could have easily parked, got out, started the Zoom. Pull over. No. Pull over. Yeah. She could have just done, again, anything else.

But it reminds, like, she does, like, she lies the same way Trump does, but Trump doesn't get pressed with follow-ups in such quick succession where it falls apart as quickly. So in this one, she, like, I get it. You just push the boat out into choppy water. She's like, fuck it, man. Let's just go with this. Yeah, I'm not, I'm the passenger. Yeah.

Are you sure about that? Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. What side do you want? The last. Oh, shit. right, but I was in a room, Your Honor. The left. How do you

not even bring a blanket to drape over the seatbelt that is clearly in? But also said the left side like the left. Yeah. Duh. Yeah. Have you not been driving? Yeah. Oh, you thought I was in America.

I'm in Ireland right now. So many options. Yeah. I feel like we've like, Roar, we've run into stories like this on Crimeless. And it's always like, when you get caught in alive that you should immediately tell the truth. But it's when people don't tell the truth that they get into these incredible paint themselves into these incredible corners where they have to keep escalating the line. Oh yeah. And it escalates so quickly. Yeah, exactly. And even like,

even going like with your six point plan, Rory, you would have ended up having to either sprint out of the car, do a really great dramatic performance. It's relying on doing some extra work that you might not be prepared to do. But, you know, just told you. If you didn't graduate, From Improv Olympic, I just don't think that you could handle a line to the judge about driving or not driving. Yeah, you just don't have the qualifications. This is level one improv. Okay. This is the scene.

You're clearly in the driver's seat. The judge is asking you're there, figure out a way to convince the judge you're not driving. All right. And let's go. Rory, Josh, thank you so much for joining us on the Daily Zite guys today. Where can the people find you, follow you, and consume your content, and what are some works of media you're liking?

Yeah, I mean, first off, our Crimless podcast, you can check that out drops weekly. And, you know, we've been doing, I don't know how many episodes we're at now, but we're almost officially wrapped on the first batch here. So if you're kind of late to it, if you're just hearing about it now, go back to the beginning, jump all the way in.

For me, at Rory Scoville. Rory Scoval.com. I'm on tour doing stand-ups to a bunch of tour dates in there. And the show Rooster on HBO, check it out if you get a chance. How about you, Josh? Yeah, you should go see Rory on tour. Not a lot of dates left, right? Roy, building up to your special.

That's right. Yeah, so new episodes of Crimes Drop every Thursday. And even though we have almost wrapped recording the first season, I think there's still 15 or 20 to go. So, yeah, catch up. They're not timely. You could listen to 20 in a row if you want. Benj.

I also host another show called Camellion, which is a little less funny, but hopefully almost as good. And you can find me personally at Josh Dean 66 on all socials. Nice. Is there any works of media you guys are enjoying social media or otherwise traditional, boneless? Great question. I don't know. I try to stay off social media as much as I can because I had a pretty hard addiction to it. So I always just now peek over people's shoulders.

At the airport. Yes. Hey, hey, hey, hey, what's that? What are you saying? Oh, you follow them. Yikes. Ew. Ew.

Shady. You're just whispering L.O.L. into strangers ears as they scroll. Oh, my God. L.O.L. that last video. Go back. No, no, no.

Hard it. You didn't heart it. Retweet that. Yeah. Post a picture of Buzz Light Year, though. DM that to someone you hate. Build a bridge. Build a bridge.

Josh, how about you? Any media, movie, music, art, whatever. Oh, man, I just saw Project Hail Mary. It's so good. Yeah, it's going very soon. Yeah, everyone says a super fun movie. So, so, so good. Like, legitimately fantastic, fun, joyous.

It's a nice escape from the world, which is also why I don't do. I'm not as dedicated as Rory. I do allow myself Instagram, but if you were to open my Instagram, It's all like modern houses I can't afford, dogs and cats doing funny shit and like adorable tiny animals.

If there's one video I would recommend people check out, though. There's a mashup or a roundup of chihuahua wearing masks, surprising sleeping dogs. And it is the most outrageously hilarious thing I've watched this week. So imagine a golden retriever waking up with a tiny dog wearing like a human mask, and that golden retriever really. reacts exactly how you expected to react.

Completely loses it shit. Love it. Sophia, what about you? Where do the people find you, follow you, all that? At the Sophia, S-O-F-I-Y-A on everything, but I really only use Instagram probably and threads. And, you know, you can find me with Miles on our podcast, 420-day fiancé, where we talk about our favorite podcast, 90-day fiancé. Favorite show, not our favorite podcast. Nice. God, now no one's going to listen, Sophia.

Oh, my God. They're going to be confused. Oh, boy. There goes the world tour. Go to my Instagram. I do shows in Portland. Okay, bye. Yeah.

Check them out. Find me everywhere at Miles of Gray, 420 Day Fiance. Also talking about footy, soccer, football on A&It Footy with Jamel Johnson and Chris R. Martin. Good group of lads,

as we talk about, it's probably the most unhinged soccer podcast out there. Most people are like talking about tactics. we're talking about weird nonsense shit. Yeah. You get three funny people and like just it just takes tangents. Just a piece of media like just the onion. They still, they're killing it with the headlines.

They have this one. It just says, Archaeological Dig uncovers ancient race of skeleton people. Yeah. Yeah. The onion has crushed it for so long. It's kind of insane. The consistency is wild.

No one has an excuse when the onion is. been doing it this well for this long. Truly. And I don't like it. Top shelf the whole time. Anyway, you can find us everywhere at Daily Zikegeist. That's on Twitter and Twitter, Blue

Sky. You can find us at the Daily Zatguiseachis on Instagram. You go to the description of this episode, wherever you're listening now, and at the bottom, you can find the footnotes. Footnotes. Thank you, Sophia, for backing me up. Which is where we link off to the information where we talked about in today's episode. We also link off to a song

that we think you might enjoy. I just want to give you something to blow the, just the doors off your car. You know what I mean? Turn the, when you adjust the audio level of your car, turn bass all the way up. And just maybe give it a little bit more of the treble and then play this track. It's called Geeked Up by Outlaw Fiends. It's just like, just again, a trunk rattler. And I feel like for me wanting to feel like a teenager, again, this is the kind of music I would have played on a Friday night.

So Geeked Up, Outlaw Fiends, check it out. That's going to do it for us this week. We will be back again Monday with a tell you what's happened over the weekend. And also on Saturday, you'll get a greatest hits of the week episode. You can check out if you didn't listen to everything this week. And again, DailyZightguise is a production of AirHartRadio. So for more podcasts, check out the Aarth Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your favorite shows for free. We'll talk to you later.

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