The Daily Zeitgeist - Kylo Trend 2/25: Jason Ravnsborg, CPAC, Zachary Ty Bryan, Turtle, School Board

Episode Date: February 25, 2021

On this edition of Kylo Trend Jack and Miles discuss the South Dakota AG and the person they killed with their car, Trump headlining CPAC, Zachary Ty Bryan assaulting a woman in Oregon, a Turtle was saved from a fire and was given a lil' oxygen mask, and a School Board was caught talking shit live on Zoom about the school children and their parents. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Can we do morning zoo energy an entire normal episode? No. Like a 60 minutes morning zoo? I could do that and then not do another episode all week because I would just be like in the ground. I think I would be bleeding out of weird places in my head by episode, like, minute 55, and I'm like, oh, no, Jack! Who knows, man? Let's try it. Maybe it'll, like, actually be energizing. Uh-oh, boob alert!

Oh, God! Although, based on, like, I feel like those dudes always end up looking like they haven't been outside of a basement for five years when you see them in person. So I'm guessing it's not good for the soul. Well, yeah. Or the lack of critical thought just ages them rapidly. Right.

Yeah. We digress. Anyways, iHeartRadio. Hey. Come on. Have us on the air, man. Heard you had an open slot on talk radio. All right. Let's talk about what's trending miles uh i want to talk about this uh jason ravinsburg young man uh

r-a-v-n-s-b-o-r-g in case you're wondering what i'm trying to pronounce. So this is a Republican South Dakota attorney general who was in a little, got his car a little dinged up the other night because he hit a deer, according to him. And then he came back

the next day to the scene of the crime, as it were, and found, uh, that he had hit a human being. This, this is his story,

but now officials are, are asking some questions such as if he thought he hit a deer, how did the guy he hits, uh, who, who he killed broken reading glasses end up in his car? Jesus. Uh, uh no comment your honor his face had to come through the dude's windshield yeah i mean this isn't a david

blaine trick where somehow the playing card is on the other side of the glass with the snap of the finger like i could see him actually trying to use like some david blaine magic to be like see this is... I mean, look, the image was on the other side of the glass. This may have been some kind of magician victim. I mean, that's really fucked up because this poor person just got fucking smashed by... This guy's the attorney general. The attorney general, the head cop.

I don't know, man. It just says everything you need to know. I don't know, man. It just says everything you need to. Humans are weird. And I don't know if no matter what party, people do weird shit out of self-preservation. And I don't know if he was so drunk that he...

So that's my theory. That he didn't know. I think he knew. I think he was drunk, knew, and then was like, I don't want to uh i don't like i can't have the cops come check me out right now so i'm gonna get out of here and then go back and do this whole deer thing yeah yeah also the people have gone to the scene of the crime and noted that the breaking skid marks from his car begin, uh,

in the 11 foot wide shoulder. Uh, so it's not like the dude was walking in the middle of the street when he hit him. So he was in the, he was driving on the shoulder, whether he intentionally or not. I mean,

that's the other thing right uh struck this person okay well you know that should be an open and shut case right uh not so fast miles uh he is not being charged with anything but a few misdemeanors uh and could face days in jail and thousands in fines uh that that'll learn him um they're calling for him to resign or be impeached but no no jail this motherfucker should be in jail for a a sizable chunk of his life what did they think this is resign or impeached come on now is that white people jail like the fucking prison you killed a man with a fucking car and you're the and on top of it up you're the ag you're the top cop of the state the top law enforcement authority of the state and then that's the whatever i mean not that any of these positions

mean anything like like did they ever you're like but you're supposed to be good. You're the best lawyer according to which corporations bankrolled your campaign. Yeah. It's not good, the country that we live in. Not good. Not a good one. Bad country. Bad stuff going on. A lot of bad stuff going on and not being corrected.

What about some cool stuff? Such as CPAC. CPAC Shakur back back in the building. With Trump headlining. I don't know if he's talked or spoken or mouth farted or whatever we want to call it. But yeah. Oh, Sunday. Sunday is when he's going to give the keynote.

But like, it's like, I don't even know what, what are they going to do? but like it's like what i don't even know what what are they gonna do it's like he ruined their party but they're in denial that the party is like completely in just a state of disarray there's no identity anymore aside from just hate but they're all gonna pretend like the tone of that keynote is gonna be so fucking strange but that's this will be his like official return uh where you'll be able to see him and yeah it won't be him just rambling on fox news uh over the phone yeah and now he'll be able to have a captive audience to just scream lies about why he lost and nothing to do with being a terrible leader and just you know objectively no one fucks with him so i mean you know they're clearly there are people but not enough to get

that 50 plus one to seal the deal uh people who won't be attending mitch mcconnell mitt romney liz cheney mike pence or nikki haley none of them are going so it's um trouble in paradise yeah republican party yeah what are they gonna do we'll pray for them and by that i mean i never stop ignore it never stop it's top of my prayer list the grand old party um zachary ty bryan is trending yes you might remember him uh as the other three named kid from home improvement right not jonathan taylor thomas jtt uh but zachary ty bryan the the older brother um brad brad brad taylor he he's uh he's popping up right now because I guess he had strangled a woman, not to death, but like physically assaulted a woman via strangulation in Oregon last year. So he pled guilty to that. And that's yes.

This man looks. Yeah. I mean, man, he's child actors. I don't know how many. Yeah. You can. It's hard to count how many end up okay on the other side. Like, truly, you know, like, unless they get out or something.

But, like, there's, I don't, you know, all the anecdotal evidence I have is not very good. Buddy. And then what was the other one? There's Jonathan Taylor Thomas. And then what was the one called Mark? But what was his? What was the other one? There's Jonathan Taylor Thomas. And then what was the one called Mark? But what was his? But what was the one called Mark? But what's his real name?

Right. Mark from Home Improvement. Oh, Taryn Noah Smith. Taryn Noah. They only hired. They all got three bangers. Yeah. I mean, is that something that they just add on?

They're just like well that's uh like Chad Michael Murray I think we were just on some weird like Catholic you know full name like your mother screaming your full name you're in trouble vibes Chad Michael Murray child stars and presidential assassins

and serial killers we gotta give them three names for strange someone will one day do a study of the human mind and find why we link them but yeah he looks uh he looks like he should still be famous the the younger mark taron noah smith yeah yeah he looks you know he's got he's got a look for sure oh you know what i'll'll say, based on what I'm reading on his Wikipedia, I think he was okay. I mean, although this is what he will say. I mean, because right now, apparently they say he's a technical manager for the Community Submersibles Project,

where he teaches people how to pilot submarines. Good for you, Mark. That's some Mark-ass shit to do from the show. I'll say that much, Mark. But he said on his time on Home Improvement, quote, I started at Home Improvement when I was seven, and the show ended when I was 16. I never had the chance to decide what I wanted to do with my life. See, this is the kind of shit that you think it's like, well, they're a kid.

They can fucking on TV. Don't go to school and blah, blah, blah. It's all good. When I was 16. No, you just never had any control over your own destiny right he said uh at 16 i knew i didn't want to act anymore at 17 i married he's married heidi van pelt and then the marriage had a oh they had a huge age difference oh she was 16 years older and then they filed for divorce six years later he was 17 she was 33 i think that would that would appear so actually based

off some literal math right now yes wow my head just turned upside down uh yeah all right that's that's wild uh yeah it's some traumatic stuff uh It showed when Mark turned goth on the show. I mean. Yeah, that was huge. That was huge. That is one of the more traumatic things that Tim Allen has ever had to go through. It's when your kid turns weird, man. Whoa.

Oh, whoa. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Mark walks in and it's just. Yeah, my dad barks at me because he's so toxic it's really fucked up yeah i'm literally trying to spend my time under the sea now forever uh and finally school board let's oh wait sorry we we have uh something else that we need to talk about before that breaking news there is a turtle with an oxygen mask on

yeah uh it's it's all over twitter y'all it's all over twitter uh michelle collins apparently from her serious xm show she tweeted this photo of a fucking little turtle with an oxygen mask on and said a listener in medina ohio messaged me to tell me that her local fire department rescued 10 turtles from a blaze and they made little turtle oxygen masks for them. And it's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. It's so cute. The tubing. How?

Like for the flow of. Is there even oxygen going? Is this real? It's. I mean, I think so. I don't know what other. What is that? Like a bird oxygen mask? Right.

Who's that for? That's where I'm now a little bit like, this feels a little jokey. I think they must have them ready to go for animals. For scale, though, look at the feet. Oh, that's a massive turtle. That's a massive... Actually, never mind.

Fuck that. That's a big-ass turtle. But either way, shout out to the scary yeah but i just love something that's like feels like that scene in uh pb herman's big adventure where he's just like running out with all the animals from like the pet store and then like the logical end would be like did they did they get those snakes oxygen that he ran out with it's always sad but also adorable when you're watching animals be cared for after a disaster yeah one sort of fucked up it's like yeah we we love them when they're okay we love them when they're just in bad times and we're like what is it about them that overloads my caveman circuits in my brain isn't that the whole thing it triggers our like aggression

uh part of the brain like that's why like this like i want to squeeze it so hard is like a is like an actual caveman thing we're fighting in our heads right because when we see something cute yeah because there's a part of us that that's how we used to get food so we're just like get out of here. Where's the good, where's the yummy part? Oh, it's blood. Uh, and finally, this one happened days ago, but we,

we missed it. So I wanted to bring it out. Uh, there was a school board that was caught just talking shit about the, about the parents and children in their school district on a zoom, uh, for, I think it was like 10 school district on a zoom, uh, for,

I think it was like 10 minutes. There's a, uh, there's an eight minute video lives going live, uh, being like one of the, at one point, one of the dudes was like, uh,

what'd he say? My brother had a delivery service for medicinal marijuana and his clientele were parents of kids at school and everyone's like ah they want to pick on us because they want their babysitters back wait because the whole what was the whole issue here is that they were talking about like whether it opened schools right and they're like you're right you're mismanaging it or whatever blah blah blah um but this one clip said it all because it's the it's it just shows you about people talking spicy on a zoom call or whatever not knowing it's a zoom or being recorded whatever what have you but this this quote to kick off this news piece from the today show really sums it up are we alone

if you're gonna call me out i'm gonna fuck you up hey girl okay said bitch if you're gonna call me i'm gonna fuck you up wow wow okay that's uh that's some big uh talking about a parent or a student unclear pulling up with that school board energy right yeah um oswald that ends well i guess i i never hear good things about people uh in like it's a weird for a school board broad yeah people who work in like the bureaucracy of schools you always hear the most messed up stuff i'm sure that's not true across the board but it my my catholic catholic high school i went to it was like fucked up like congress yeah like a parent would get there because they knew their kid was gonna

fuck up and they had to be they had to have a vote on the board to like get them through yes wow like because i remember for the longest time i found out like one of my homies parents was on the board and i was like you're like i'm your your parents aren't even involved at ever with anything but then like but always getting this weird gossip and like heads up on like you know like they might do drug stuff blah blah what the fuck is going on here so yeah your parents are the party house man you're the yeah you've got the parents who let us drink they're just like on the inside like uh leonardo dicaprio and uh the departed the departed where they just have somebody on the inside letting you guys know. Exactly. And then, so the next day, every member of the board resigned.

Well, I mean, I'm good for them to at least know that part. You know what I mean? Yeah. Could you imagine any other type of situation like this where people of a different character may have been involved? I never said that. And honestly, they need to get over it. This whole thing's a mess. And without us, the whole thing will fall apart. Also, give have been involved? I never said that. And honestly, they need to get over it. This whole thing's a mess. And without us, the whole thing will fall apart. Also, give me your money.

Miles, I cannot imagine that. Thank you. That's impossible for my brain to conceive of. See, I'm just too cynical. You know what I mean? I'm just overly cynical. And I'm just forgetting how good-natured most of us are. Well, that's gonna do it. Although it nets out at positive. I'll say that. That's the one thing

we can all go home with. It always nets out at positive. Yeah say that, that's the one thing it always nets out at positive yeah, that's true great country alright, that is gonna do it for this afternoon we are back tomorrow morning with a whole ass episode of the show until then

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