The Daily Zeitgeist - Least Hardcore Person Ever, HE IS NOT SENILE!!! 10.03.25

Episode Date: October 3, 2025

In episode 1942, Jack and Miles are joined by writer, actor, and stand-up comedian, Marcella Arguello, to discuss… Ninja Goebbels - Totally NOT A Punk Ass B***h, In Other "They Might Just Be Bad At This News" - Pete Hegseth Is Melting Down Behind the Scenes, Mainstream Comedians Are Fucking Losers, Google AI Gives Trump’s Apparent Dementia The Streisand Effect Treatment and more! Stephen Miller's Totally Hardcore Rant (Video) In Other "They Might Just Be Bad At This" News - Pete Hegseth Is Melting Down Behind the Scenes Jimmy Fallon on new unscripted series 'On Brand': 'It's like gamified Shark Tank' Google is blocking AI searches for Trump and dementia Are ‘Donald Trump Dementia’ Searches Being Blocked by Google? What To Know Trump 'cognitive decline and dementia' searches blocked? Google AI overview under fire for biased filtering Google AI Overview appears to block results on searches for ‘Trump cognitive decline’ but not for Biden This Is What Proves Trump’s Dementia: Psychologist Trump mocked his father as he started succumbing to Alzheimer's, according to his niece's upcoming tell-all LISTEN: Company (With Orion Sun) by HetherSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

how are things now that the magical fascist tours made it stop into your neck of the woods you know what we're thriving out here dog yeah my neighborhood we're just everybody's looking over their shoulders i realize i got to be smiling at everybody in the neighborhood i'm not an undercover i swear the problem with rapidly gentrifying neighborhoods put this in the fucking pot bitch Yeah. Since the cold open right here, yeah. It's, yeah.

It's because when you're in a rapidly gentrifying Latino neighborhood, you look like the cops if you don't look like them. So I'm literally smiling. Today I was getting my battery changed and my watch at my local jewelers. And I was like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. I'm not. No fuck shit going on here. No fuck shit going on here.

Yeah. So, yeah, it's tense everywhere. Yeah, it's exactly. I mean, it's like. But the government. shut down so here's hoping these fools clock out it was interesting that like even it's affecting their ability to do social media i was reading because like they had to like kind of they have like a troll like they have some department of people that they department of trolls yeah yeah yeah it's just like

oh some we are going to have to kind of take a break let's tone it down a little yeah yeah it's affected everybody anyway but chicago's seemed you good overall yeah yeah the weather's nice right now Oh, y'all weather? Yeah, it's 80 degrees every day right now. Oh, shit. Oh, like that. It's not even fall. I mean, I love it because I miss California heat, so, and I was so busy that by the time all of my out-of-state work was done, which was on, what, Saturday, I really was anticipating ugly weather, and it's, like, it should be about 70 right now.

Yeah. And it's not, so I'm, selfishly, I'm happy. There you go. Best place and time in the country to be at Chicago when it's warm. I feel like. Shoot, man, that's nice. That's like perfect warm when it's 80. I mean, to me, there's people that are like,

I hate it here. They're not used to even 90s. So I'm like, oh, you cowards. Yeah, because it wasn't it, didn't it get like that earlier this year? And it was fucking people up because they're like, people hate it. They're like, everyone's just traumatized. I mean, I grew up in Illinois frequently like every summer,

it got to be 100 degrees or more. I felt like we were used to both sides of this. Well, that's not how they act anymore. Because they're, they're precious. Everywhere you go, and the AC's cranking. I hate it, so it's... Oh, you don't like AC? Fuck, no. I mean, I do.

It's like, I'm in the house. I'm not doing anything. The house is sweltering out. Turn the AC on. Keep a nice temperature. But like, when you just go to fucking go eat a meal and it's fucking emergency room temperature in there, fuck that.

Right. I hate that. You're talking to Miss California Heat 2019. Yeah. My favorite pageant. What a sick freak you are, Jack. I'm a fucking sicko. He's just into the most esoteric pageants.

Because they have to wear sandals, you know, and so you get to see the feet. There you go. All right. Thanks for stopping by, Marcella. Yeah, it's been great having you. Thank you. Here I am. Good night.

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Oh, yeah. Back, back, back, forth and forth. It's National Body Language Day. National Manufacturing Day. And National Techies Day, National Boyfriend Day. Wow, this is a real dud of a day, y'all. Sorry about that. This Friday.

Let's indulge in that. National Boyfriend Day. You guys, oh, you guys aren't boyfriends. Yeah, you guys are haters because you're not boyfriends anymore. That's right. No, yeah. Not boyfriend material. Because I'm married.

I got a boyfriend, okay. I got a day friend. What's your man got to do with me? I got a man. I love that song. I ain't trying to hear that. Did you know that like that was his voice? Yes, isn't that crazy?

What? I got a man. Yeah, yeah, that was his voice. Yeah, he just pitched it up. I got a man. Same with the teenage dirtbag when it comes in and like, I got two tickets to Bider Maiden. Biter Maiden, I think is the name for it.

Because I'm just a teen. teenage nerds, which that was a little bit more believable, but wow. I got a man. So positive K was... That's like her rapping A, it was like, it has a strangeness to it that I couldn't put

together when I was young and I was like, oh, it's the same person rapping. Right. That's why it was weird. Well, I was today's years old when I just... You didn't know it's National Miles Learned some shit day. And also, fuck me out when I found out the like Dr. Dre, anytime he's on a track, it's just the other person on the track writing his rhymes

for him a lot of the time. So it's like, why is Dr. Tray suddenly rap like Eminem? Right, right. It's always like, hey, you want to do a track? He's like, fuck. You mean you want me to do your homework? Yeah. That's another reason I don't like that.

I got a man song is because I'm like, oh, another time a woman could have been used and you guys said, nah. Nah, we better not. I'd rather be Tyler Perry and put on a way. You know what they probably did? They're like, we're like, well, have your home girl who did the vote. She was trying to ask for money and shit. Yeah.

Yeah. She was annoying. She wanted to respect. All right, let me get in the booth. Watch this. I got a man. Now just piss that up. Yeah, yeah.

I got a man. My name's Jack O'Brien, A.K. My government nearly shut down in a drug fire after mass shootings. That one courtesy of Lockerone on the Discord. And I'm thrilled to be joined. As always, so many good drops here. I hope we're catching all these. As always, by my co-host, Mr. Miles Gray.

It's Miles Gray, okay, I'm fucking all these spider webs. And now Nicol will not call me back. shout out to Christyama Gucci Main on that one. We're talking about what's, what's Keith Urban up to? You know what I mean? Is he here to fuck spiders? Is he fucking spiders?

Does that what's all the, is he fucking the guitarist? We don't know. That must be what's happening. But a lot of people who are posting memes, they're like, oh, Nicole Kimman just went through a divorce. It's like, she's about to clap back, like, the way she did after Tom Cruise.

What does she do after Tom Cruise? It's just like a glow up? Yeah, yeah, yeah. She was looking foin. Yeah, yeah. Everyone, she's like, oh, she's been looking pretty good. You, she danced in a parking lot. She said she danced in a parking lot.

Mm-hmm. I don't remember that. Oh, right. Yeah, that is a famous clip. I've heard people refer to it as a famous clip that I was not. Oh, yeah. And her fucking Ann Taylor Loft gear. And Taylor Loft.

You guys, you guys couldn't see it at home, but I was doing a little dance. Yeah. Her pants in the AMC video are very like. Her pants? Oh, my God. Don't you remember when... Ellen Strickland Williams, sorry, I'm kidding you off. There's no way that's interesting.

Alan Strickland Williams was like, of course I can believe Nicole Kidman's divorce. She went to the movies all those times by herself. So stupid. She is by herself. I hope I gave the credit to the right person because I wasn't thinking about that. Oh, man. Oh, yeah. Her pants do look into her pants do look Anteaterloff, though.

Very 2000. Very shimmery. That's pretty funky. That had to be some fashion designer that's cool. Yeah, Nicole Kimman ain't pulling up in O'Han Taylor loft. Come on now. That was just made being a racist bitch.

Miles, we're thrilled to be joined in our third seat. I'm sure the listeners are on the edge of their seat, not knowing who could in a be. One of our favorite guests, one of your favorite guests. That is such a good impression of our listeners. Writer, actor, one of the funniest stand-up comedians doing it. Yeah. She has an incredible stand-up special called Bitch Grow Up that you need to go watch on.

We used to say on Max. It's back to go watch it on HBO Max. You can also see her. But don't HBO Go Max it. You know what I'm saying? No, no, no. Come on. Who is it?

Who could it be now? You can see her on a stage near you. Go check our website. It's the hilarious, the talented. Marcella Argueo! It's me. I don't have a song and I don't want to riff one because I smoked to the little weed before and I don't know

what's going to come out of my mouth. You've been riffing songs the whole time. I don't want to guys. Sorry. I don't know songs. I can't do a lyrical miracle. Yeah. Lyrically or Mario Andretti. Spherical.

Oh, I went to the sphere and I saw the Wizard of Oz. Oh, you saw that shit? Yeah. It was both cool and uncool at the same time. Both cool and uncool. Yeah, we saw the clips and we're like, I mean, seeing anything in there's got to be fucking wild but then seeing like the other parts

that were just kind of like this looks kind of like shit there was there was some parts you're like I paid money for there wait what had you yeah what had you like that the first what was the first moment we were like wait I don't know about the first moment but the moment where I was like

this is too far because I had popped a couple things had popped up but there was like a guy there was like people I'm sure it's one of the clips that's online there's like people at the bottom of the screen but the bottom of the screen is right in front. I mean, everything is right in front of you.

Yeah. There's like AI people, digital people that it's like, you guys, CGI exists. Like, you couldn't do a blend of assortment of making a person. Right. It looks like finger monsters. Like my nephew could probably draw something better. Oh, that fucked up. It was so, it was like they got people that do not know how to actually describe human beings well.

And it was like robot. And you're like, why would you, just cut it out? You don't even need it. It's filler. Put a bush there, for God's sake. Right. That was the one that really pissed me off was this. I was like, I don't need to look at that.

Because, you know, some of the flowers and shit, like, that's easy to replicate with AI. But the whole person that doesn't exist. Oh, my God. It was so, anyways. The cool shit was like the tornado and the wind, right? Yeah. Because when the tornado happened, it looks like, people are like, there's garbage being thrown at you. It's actually like leaves, like tiny paper leaves.

And they're so cute, I saved one. That's much better than garbage. Way better than garbage. They just throw garbage at you. People can kick over the garbage cans. It's a paper shape. It's a keepsake. That is cute.

It was very cute. And then the apples that came out of the sky, you know, people really were waiting for that. I didn't really, I didn't know shit about this. I just saw the hilarious clips and I was like, I'm down. My friend said she was going. I said, I'm in. I want to do something. We got to see it at 10 in the morning, you know?

Wow. I don't remember. What are the apples part from? And the apple, there's little like, like, I don't want to call them plush. They're like felt apples. Oh. They come out of the sky because there's a point where the tree shakes and drops apples in the movie.

Oh, okay. Yeah. And so they make this huge tree. It looks really cool. I mean, the, the nature aspects of the, of how they extended and made it, you know, bigger. That was really cool. You're like, well, and I took an edible. So I was really into it.

Yeah. You better. What the fuck? 10 a.m. seeing that shit? Yeah, it was, it was great. In fact, there was a lady, oh, my God, the fucking, but the getting to your seats is crazy. It's so steep.

Yeah. I actually like, oh, hit, like, I, as soon as I walked and I was like, whoa, oh, oh, my God. Like, this is like, legit, a frightening experience just to walk down to your seat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then there, we were not right next to the aisle, it was two ladies and then us. And when everyone got up to leave, everyone, like, rushed out, you know, we were, we were not in a rush because I was like, I'm not trying to stumble or and fumble. Yeah, yeah. Big ass fucking feet I have through these narrow little, like, I can't, it's got to be so uncomfortable for so many different types of people to be in there.

And so we were like, we're not under rush. And then the ladies next was like, are you guys in a rush? And we're like, oh, we're not in a rush. And the lady was like, yeah, these, these, it's like really dizzying, you know, and I'm, you know, I'm older. And I go, yeah, and I'm on edibles. So that's the equivalent. We're also not in a rush. And she was like, and she goes, oh my God, my son totally.

me that I should take some before I came here. And I said, no, no, that's going to be too much. No, no. She's right. It was a lot. I'm going to be in trouble with the police. She fucked up. Yeah.

All right, Marcella, we're going to get to know you a little bit better at a moment. Wasn't that enough information? There's plenty. Jack, you selfish, brick. I need more. First, you're going to tell a listen to a couple of things we're talking about. We're going to talk about a teenage mute and ninja gerbils going to Memphis. There was like a big Memphis pep rally for fascism.

So we'll, we'll, we'll, talk about that. We'll talk about Pete Hegseth just melting down behind the scenes after he fucking bombed in front of the most powerful people in the military. He's now making everybody to, everybody do a lie detector test. So insecure. Sign of a healthy marriage. Yeah, yeah. Exactly. We'll talk about mainstream comedians being fucking losers and the Google AI Trump dementia blackout where Google AI is not willing to weigh in on whether there's anything going on there. Google AI will give you a fucking answer on anything. There's no better way to show there's nothing to see here than erasing everything.

Yeah, yeah. There's really nothing to see here. Truly. For real, right? Oh, my God. All that plenty more. But first, Marcella, we do like to ask our guests. What is something from your search history that's revealing about who you are?

Um, my search, the last thing I googled, um, is boat cruises in Chicago because, uh, the weather is still nice here. It's about eight degrees for the next few days. And my friend is visiting. So we want to see the architecture and maybe some ice agents attacking citizens from a helicopter. What is going on? I can't enjoy anything. Yeah. Was that yes last night where they came out of a fucking black hawk?

Let's get a little, what? There's trendy Aragua in here. Yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah. We said, Awa Chilays. Oh. Jesus Christ. They're serving Iowa fresco. They're like, oh, let's try and get them.

Yeah, so that's the last thing at Google's boat cruises because I was like, but I saw that, literally probably the, but within a day of doing that, there was that image of the ICE agents, like, doing PR for themselves. And they're like on the Chicago River, like, oh, yeah. Do you see that? Yeah. And they're like, there was a guy with a camera. And it's awful. They're just making doing the macarena.

Yeah, it was gross. I was like, oh my God, you can't go anywhere. Giving out Halloween candy that was donated. We talked about that in the past year

where when you donate Halloween candy, it goes to the U.S. military to, like they're like, because the U.S. military is like care packages, but what they actually do

is use it to like bribe the locals. Oh, yeah. Foreign countries. Now probably in our country. Yeah. Oh, I mean, they've been bribing

children in our country. Yeah. You know, I mean, how else do you plant crack on a father? You know what I mean? Sure.

And, you know, just a little trick-a-roo, a little swip-swap. It's pretty easy. A little swip-swap. Been bribing me since G.I. Joe. It was like the first thing that I liked. Which brings me to what I find underrated.

Hell yeah. Great transition. Great transition. Perfect. Because what I really am irritated with, because nowadays when you buy stuff, it's just you get stuff, whatever.

there was a time where there'd be so many freebies there'd be so many free items with the purchase, whether think of cereal boxes with an actual toy inside. Totally, yep. Maybe a sticker. Right. But there was always some

giveaway. We used to have, and from the fucking origins of selling crap, people were always giving shit away. And we have finally gotten to the point where you rarely see that. So you're not getting something cool,

something extra, something to play with. Even Happy Meals. Remember when we had Happy Meals as children? Yeah. The Happy Meal box was a toy in itself. You could, there had like, you know, the little perforated shit and it would be a shape. Yeah, you would have a barn door and shit. Yeah, you would have a barn door and you could play with the toy fully in it and immerse yourself in the little cardboard toy.

And then if you had like siblings or a group, there was eras where they would make it, we're like, oh, they all connected if you did this one thing and you can build a mansion or whatever. and we and then and then what happened then we got the points they got the fucking Pepsi points and the marble miles and that's when companies really started being like wait this is how much people are willing to spend for free crap yeah let's fucking see how far we can take this and now we're in a position where nobody gets free nothing ever at all ever there I remember Estee Lauder man free with your $60 purchase of land comb four or five items. You'd get a lot of items. I was living off of the cool water free samples that you would get. Like my friend lived near a box store. You just go through there. You never had to buy cologne.

You just got like as many free samples. I was wearing for there was an era for like two years. I was wearing Nautica Sport Cologne. All samples. I never bought it. I just re-uped at the mall every time. Yeah. And it's also like, yeah, because you were too young to be buying a bottle of cologne anyway.

Exactly. Right. You know, it's like, no, it's training. you to eventually be that consumer, but I hate this thing where, like, everyone is expected to consume high quality all the time at five years old or whatever as soon as a kid can get a phone. It's fucking, it's so shit. It's really taking the fun. I realize, I'm like, why is this not fun to shop anymore? Because it used to be even not that too many years ago, the pandemic shut that shit down. But you could go to Sephora, also, wherever, whatever, be you start. Oh, can I get a sample of this? Even like you could ask them to try something that's in the store. They don't do that shit anymore. Oh, really? Well, Mac, will they do your makeup at the Mac counter if you buy shit? You have to buy a certain amount. That's always been.

I think that's the hardest to get rid of, but let me tell you something about that, too, is now with, you know, the popularity of places like Sephora, they do offer, but now it's like you do have to spend. And at Sephora, it used to be, you didn't have, you know, you could just go in and do something real quick, whatever. So it is like starting to change because they realize people are going to go in there and take advantage. But also, you can say, you guys got to figure out a way to obviously control that. If you can't, man, don't fucking change a whole shit for everybody. Yeah. I want free toys. The corporations have just won so profoundly.

They, like, now they don't even, they like charge us whatever they want. They're just like, I don't know. Well, it seems like you'll pay for this. Come and get it. It used to be, like, real you little piggies. Shouldn't we give them like a little treat with that purchase? I mean, they are spending a lot of money. And now it's like, man, fuck them.

I just shake it off. I don't even get a fucking cube to charge my fucking phone that I just bought and spent money on. Right. I get the cord and I see stickers. Oh, you want headphones? fuck out of here we should at those prices we should be eating all that shit for free still

it's crazy everything's yeah they just shake it out into a trough now I just want to remind people not to spend so much we gotta we got to pull back I've been talking about that that like I think the whole

oh you've been talking about a Jack huh Marcel I was actually talking about this the other day on my podcast on my podcast the Daily Zite guys but all that shit where they were talking about like removing like friction from the consuming process where it's just like you just hit a button and now we're all just like sitting in our houses i think that is helping them drive inflation like they can just charge is whatever the fuck they want because nobody is noticing because they've

made it so simple to to charge everything and like everything's on a fucking subscription and shit i remember my parents are like mailing checks to pay their bills you know it was so hard i did i did Yesterday I mailed a check to pay a city because these motherfuckers, if you don't pay with a check, they'll find a way to charge you. Oh, really? Oh, yeah, Chicago's sneaky. One shi-sty motherfucker, I'll tell you that right now.

You had to balance your checkbook, I guess. I don't balance my checkbook anymore. No, but in the past, like that regions of that work. You know? I saw my checkbook here that I've had since I was like 19. It's the Simpsons. Oh, like the cover. It's leather.

Wow. That's actually, and that's well made. You know what I mean? Like, checkbook cover now. That should have last fucking three weeks. This is leather, guys. The Simpsons leather checkbook. Okay, this is when consumerism meant something.

That's right. When your favorite characters were on your capitalist function paper. Guys, we're talking in circles, aren't we? We make no sense. Anyways, guys, like and subscribe us on wherever streaming services, explaining the people that are contributing to the streaming service. Anyways, what's something you think is overrated? I usually do one and the same.

I feel like we talked enough about that. Okay. You never know what I'm going to do when I'm here. No, I'm good. I think we did. That's cool. I think we did one in the same. Oh, wait.

Here, wait. I did write this down in regards to that is companies realize how greedy they can be, how much we'd be willing to spend like we're gambling. Yeah. Yeah, it's all a casino. We're all gamblers. Yeah, we live enough. fucking casino now.

We're playing with our lives. Yeah. All right. We're going to take a quick break. We're going to come back. We're going to talk about the news. We'll be right back. We're going to get a break on that one.

I don't even a breath. I don't like when you breathe, Jack. I know. I'm sorry. It's too much. What you knock that off, huh? You hear it when he laughs to him, he goes. Wait, what's a good way to laugh without breathing?

Just as an example. Can you imagine him? You would cook his ass if he actually laugh like that. Yeah. I'd be like always trying to show off those nice teeth. I'll always find a way. There's shit on your life. Oh, so you want to, so you think you're Tarzan on some, oh, oh, type of shit.

Okay. Yeah. I'm Jane, you're Tarzan. It's always something. I'm a sicker freak. Yeah, yeah. Let's talk about Teenage Mute and Ninja Gurbles. Yeah, so the Fash Across America Tour has made its Memphis stop.

And Pam Bondi, Pete Hagseth, and Teenage Mood Ninja Gurbals, Stephen Miller, dropped in to have like another, just having to watch these pep rallies where a bunch of fucking federal, like, troops and agents just have to hear some guys scream at them. I guess that's like the theme of the week. So they did that. They gathered all this law enforcement to basically be like, you know what? You guys are fucking unleashed,

which is fucking terrifying. Because why the fuck is Hegseth, the fucking secretary of defense in an American city telling troops, you'll fucking have at it? Because they're just clearly trying to make the agents and troops feel like they're above the law. Trump told on himself when he was like,

me and Pete have been talking that like, it would be cool to train the military on our city. cities so it would be cool yeah very cool donald very very cool that seems wildly illegal yeah um but hey you know what like the teenage mutant ninja turtles they're also radical ninja gerbils got on stage and i don't know this he's every time stephen miller speaks it's just some whiny bullshit where you it's just like big like you're not tough behavior and he's he's on a run he every i think I think I've seen three clips of him total in my whole life of him talking

and so this is probably the third one. And I'm always, it's always so jarring. Yeah. Well, it just doesn't match. None of it matches any of it. What he's saying how he's delivering it, his body movement, nothing matches.

Yeah. And Marcella, look, you've grown around people who've grown up around people who don't take shit. You know what I mean? Oh, boy. You know, you know what's... I don't know. I used to run an MS-13.

I'll just keep me not get myself in hot water. Yeah, right. Drone strike. I mean, I think like anybody, just let's assess his menace, quote unquote, menacing speech here. Yeah, yeah. Really getting the troops gone. But there is a square inch of block in this city where a citizen doesn't feel safe is unacceptable. This is Memphis.

This is the United States of America. Wait, pause. What I want the listeners to listen for as a bully, the way I listen. First you have to listen. This is why I saved this clip for you. you have to listen for a speech impediment. There's history of it there. You can hear it if you really got a good ear.

If you have a well-trained ear like me, I've been bullying since I was a child, I've been bullying kids. Sorry, that's just my history. Yeah, I've learned to use it for good, but I started rough. Okay, you can really hear previous history of a speech impediment,

which also explains a lot of how he says things. Okay, go hit the play. Okay, thank you for the play-by-play. Bullshit is done. It's over. It's finished. Well, you can hear it, though, can you? You know, the gangbangers that you deal with, they think that they're ruthless.

They have no idea how ruthless we are. They think they're tough. They have no idea how tough. We are. They think that they're hardcore. We are so much more hardcore than they are. Please, someone needs to sample this. I hope some famous hip hopper.

Yeah, right. Just uses it. Oh, maybe Kendrick. If you need to do another, if you need to do another Drake desk, you can, this is a so, we are so hardcore. Yeah. This could be run by Drake. There's no idea how hardcore we are.

What the fuck? They think they're tough. They're hardcore? We are so much more hardcore than they are. This is the, this is again, like, Marcella, this is why I, we were going to talk about this in an earlier episode, and I was like, I need Marcella, because I know, Marcella, you're, you're, the, the hair, your, the hair, your belly hairs on the back of your neck are

shooting up. being like this bitch ass this punk ass bitch right now you think you think we're so much more hardcore like that is the saddest fucking sentence i've ever heard is we're so much more hardcore than they are it's it also sounds like how he talked to kids in junior high like he hasn't grown up that he always thought that was the way to talk you're hardcore well i'm like close do yeah like the west side connection album had just come out and he's like You think you're gangster? We're a gangster.

You think you're hardcore? We are so much more hardcore. Okay? We're so hardcore. It's just a perfluous amount of hardcore that we are. This actually is frivolous. It's frivolous the levels of hardcore. I wanted that to go on and on.

Oh, I mean, it's there. It does. He goes on to basically say, you know why I'm hardcore? Because I'll have the entire U.S. military come after. So you're very tough. Much more hardcore than they are. And we have the entire weight of the United States government behind us. What do they have?

Behind us. You guys hear that? Right. Behind us. So we are going to win. They are going to lose. We are going to rescue Memphis. And it will not only be safer than ever before, but businesses and investment are going to pour in.

And Memphis will be richer than ever before because President Trump has decided this is a priority. And when President Trump makes a decision, this team behind me today, executes. Okay. So, yeah, for everybody out there in Memphis, I mean, I don't know. I barely know anything about Memphis 10 at key, but I don't think, I don't think anyone's hardcore there from, at least what I know from him. Not as hardcore as he is. Nothing.

Memphis? Oh, yeah. You're fine. I do love, I do love this representation. It's very beat for Vendetta. I love this representation of like a leader of the United States, like, threatening gangs. Like, this is the shit that they used to sample in the 90s, except. Yeah, yeah.

It didn't sound corny like this. Do you know what I mean? It's too over the top. Like, it is from a movie that, yeah, where like the performance is like, that's a little much, but all right. Like, it's just, it seems like he studied, like, pathetic 80s movie villains to, like, perform this speech. Like, how do we, like, set T something up so when this person falls flat on their face, everybody can feel fucking awesome? That feels like the express, like, subtextual. purpose of the writing

behind this scene. Do you think that the blood was rushing through his veins? Like he felt a high? Do you think he was high? No. Look, you know how not hardcore this? Dude, I bet he is shook. Atterol. He's on speed. Yeah, he'll take someone that a doctor or a

pharmaceutical company's manufacturer. I think like this whole administration is flying on Adderall. I think we're going to talk about it. I mean, I'm saying he doesn't even seem like he does it. I'm saying like his wife finally gave him black cherry Pepsi. And he was like, I've got to speak for you, lady. You think he's on some Latter-day Saints shit

where he's like, I have chocolate milk this morning, motherfucker. Don't talk to me. I had chocolate milk this morning instead of regular milk. I am fucking freaking out right now. I do feel like both in this speech and the Hexat speech where Hexat got up in front of the generals and was like delivering a similar speech that had like parts built in where you can tell they thought that there was going to be.

like fucking swelling applause and they have ox cord buzz like it's always just empty room buzz so so here's the thing that's funny about that to me is that when you're a comedian and you watch other comedians and you watch them pause for laughter that is my favorite moment of silence and now i have to rewatch this with that in mind because i'm realizing that i don't think i was watching that with like comedy brain in mind, but now I want to rewatch it with comedy. The pauses, because the pauses are always so funny

in comedy when people, there's a couple people with specials that they're like, I need you to applause. And then the crowd does, they go, oh, we're applauding me right now. Oh, okay, my bad. I love a force of applause break.

That was a joke, folks. Yeah. Guys, if you watch my HBO Max special, there's a moment in the special where I say, please stop applauding. I don't have time for that. Because some of us write jokes to the point that we don't need,

I don't need a plug. Your laughter is enough. I need to move on. Yeah, shut the fuck up. I'm trying to do something. You killed so fucking hard in your special. It's amazing. You killed so fucking hard.

You're so fucking hardcore. I was so hardcore. My special is the most hardcore. Hell yeah. There's words traveling about another comedian who just taped a special that went less well that we're not going to talk about. Theo Vaughn is a dumb piece of shit. Oh, you mean hair plug?

Yeah. Mullet wig. Yeah. I do have a new podcast coming out. Comedy is Dead Season 2 with a new guest host, Chloe McKeal who is based in Chicago. We have, it should be coming out next week. I'm really, I'm doing, you know, we don't do planned drops anymore, right? Guys, we just drop the shit.

We're in a society where there's no preparing for anyone to pre-list. Nothing matters anyway. Anyway, so we're dropping two episodes at once because we recorded an emergency episode because we wanted to talk about the thing we're going to talk about later on here. But we get into that Theovon thing, thing. So you guys don't have to talk about it, but I'm letting your listeners know that if they want to listen to them, they can take a little listen. I'd love to hear your commentary, because I know you're not going to fucking hold back.

I don't hold back, but I do think that you wouldn't know what I'm going to fly next. Okay. All right. And that, I'm tuned in. In kind of a related story, I just like, did you, Marcelo, watch Pete Higsef's speech to like all the Pentagon generals, like, all the top military brass where he just. Wait, wait. Wait, wait. He's got a giant flag behind him.

And he's like talking about how like, you guys are too fat, essentially. But like, you know, just giving. this speech that again, same energy, same like, you know, I've pumped myself up. I've delivered this speech in the mirror 20 times, but like you can tell there's nothing behind it. You can tell that he's like very scared. So anyways, that speech went very badly, just dead silence. No, like not even polite claps. And no, they were basically commanded. They were at the end. No, they were like, attention. They're like, all right. All right. Stand up. Now sit your ass down. But, uh, so, The fallout from that is...

There's a fallout? There's consequences? Oh, my God. He's now starting to institute random polygraph tests for people who work in the Pentagon that people are... They're saying it's to stop leaks from happening.

They're saying to stop leaks, but I guarantee there are questions on like, how good does Pete look in a suit, though? Yeah. Like, he, I mean, and that was a cool speech, though, wasn't it? Did he know the bench?

What was, Jack? Put me on the Polly right now. He didn't bomb up there, right? No. Bombing is not a word that we would use in relation to that. The polygraph machine is smoking. On fire. No, that was sick, man. That was so fucking sick, dude.

You're so good at lifting us up. Yeah. Jesus crazy. I was blinking eyes are that, that Spider-Man, or that's what that moment is. Wait, what? When the Spider-Man meme, when they're just... Pointing at each other? Yeah.

Oh, I mean, they're not pointing there. Got it. Doing that. Uh-huh. Doing the polygraph with Pete. Doing the polygraph. The Pentagon's calling the reporting that he's subjecting people to random polygraph tests. Untrue and irresponsible, which is the new catchphrase that they're using for, like, any report because they made journalists sign NDAs to be like, anything that you report that we don't approve.

Could be like you're basically the enemy at this point. Like the good countries do. Yeah, yeah. Like that Saudi Arabia festival we're going to talk about later. Okay. Yo, or right now. Right now. Let's get to it.

I mean, first, I'm just generally, right? Like, looking at the state of mainstream quote unquote comedians, it's so fucking depressing right now. Like, just for starters, right? Like, Fallon is not funny. But unfortunately, he is a late-night host. But okay. I had such a, I was such a fan girl when I was like 15.

And I'm like, that's where it should have stayed. Yeah, he was, I mean, I get it at the time. Like, his appeal was he was like the cutie guy who was always cracking up on stage. He's got cutie energy where he's just like kind of goofy. I mean, he used to be more chiseled, you know. He didn't have a drinking problem yet. Yeah. It was growing.

It was coming. It was happening in front of our eyes. This was, this was him. He went on CNBC to promote like some new show he's doing. But he was asked by the host on CNBC. He's like, hey, what's it like being a late night host in this era of like FCC threats? and how does that in free speech? And this is just like the very, you know, with his chest out,

no fluttering, straightforward, brave answer he gave. I am wondering how you're thinking about what you can put in a monologue, what it's like being on an FCC licensed avenue of broadcasting right now. You know, our show's never really been that political, you know. We hit both sides equally. and we try to make everybody laugh. And that's really the way our show really works. I mean, our monologues are kind of, you know, the same

that we've been doing since Johnny Carson was doing the Tonight Show. So really, I just keep my head down and making sure the jokes are funny. I have great writers, clever, smart writers. And we just, yeah, we're just trying to make the best show we possibly can. I'm going to keep my head down. Don't be mad at me. Yeah. We're actually not.

like Jimmy Kim, like famed radical political ideological Jimmy Kimmel. This is essentially like what he's saying. We're not like that shit. Yeah, right. We're just, you know,

we hit both sides. We normalize Trump. You know, that's kind of our thing. But we also like to hit both sides. He let me touch his hair, which was a fun moment. Yeah,

yeah, yeah. Yeah, the, the felon thing is interesting because he was never political. Yeah. And I think about,

God, did like a god i wish i could find it but they were talking about how it wasn't until more recent presidents that president started going on late shows because like he brings up carson but carson didn't have presidents on his shows you know so it's like you can't compare yourself to that because carson did sometimes teeter the line in terms of humor and it's frustrating to watch him make that comparison because it's like dude you're so i you're right that you have never been political, but to compare yourself or bring up Johnny Carson is not correct. Yeah. Yeah. It's just interesting to see him squirm a bit because, like, I think he knows. He's like,

damn, this is such an elf for me. But he doesn't want to be there. He wants to be drinking. He ends up talking like somebody like on cops who got pulled over, like being suspected drunk. He's like, no, this is what I do kind of like all the time. Just, you know, like, he doesn't like he looks like he's lying to his wife, you know? Yeah. That's the vibe. You can hear the voice when someone's just being like really detaching themselves from the answer they're giving. And that was just so apparent. But detaching themselves because I think he really believes that.

I think he actually probably has never wanted to ever put his toe into any political side of it. Like he gets tucked into it. You know what I mean? Like that's what I'm saying is him specifically, I'm not surprised that he's detached. What's frustrating is like, if you're so detached, then why did you, why do you have these people on your shows then? Yeah, exactly.

So it's really pathetic. Is it which is wally? Or is it one, Mike? But, yeah, the Riyadh comedy thing. I was just reading this thing where Pete David, I knew, I saw Pete Davidson on the lineup. And I was like, okay, you're a comedian, like a stand-up like that. But also- And his dad died in 9-11?

There's-firefighter. That's just the wildest thing. Like, I really couldn't wrap my head around that. There's like this clip of him on Theo Vaughn's podcast or talking about it. And he's like, yeah, I guess because, like, you know, my dad, like, died of 9-11 or something. like I guess I'm I guess I shouldn't like be gone or whatever and like just everybody can we just pause and celebrate this Pete Davidson impression and this really fantastic I wasn't expecting I wasn't expecting to hear that you got it you got to get it was really good um I just watched the clip but like it's just again really it feels like you were watching it all morning and jerking off to it so you can get the sound right I was edging I was edging okay I'm not quite full full blown jail but you know I was I was walking the line as uh what's his What's this Johnny Cash says?

But, like, hearing him say that, articulated, and also he goes on to say, like, yeah, they're paying me enough money to look the other way. Like, this is what other comedians have said or some form of, like, weird equivocating. I think Jim Jeffries, though, he got pulled off because he's like, yeah, so they killed a journalist. Like, so we don't do that all the time. And they're like, okay, you can't say that. So now you're not going to come anymore. Yeah, because they haven't admitted it.

So. Yeah, 100%. I will also say with Pete stuff. Because his is the one I think my brain has been like, like I get sad for the legacy. You know, people are always like my legacy, a firefighter, they care about, you know, the legacy they leave behind and their family name, you know. If you're a firefighter, you're, you land mentally in like the traditionalist space. Like, I want to be a hero. I want to be a man.

I want to do something with my life, you know. And it's a bummer. And then you also go, yeah, Pete's just an American. Like he is just so American that he's like, why would he care about international politics? I don't really like, he's not connecting it like that. He's like, I don't know. My dad died on an hour, you know? Yeah.

It was like a long time ago and we like won a war about that or whatever, I think. I don't, I didn't really pay attention. I haven't I lost enough with my dead father. You got to take this money away from me, but it's that thing where, I mean, I think we have this and everybody in our family. That's why I think we should be talking about this type of shit. Because like how many of your parents give a shit about international politics? Mine did, but that's because we're from El Salvador and Nicaragua.

know there's a long history there you are supposed to care yeah and America is a front row seat at all the destabilization in those places too so like exactly you'll be well aware of how all that the international relationships work there for sure and so with someone like him he just strikes me as that American that just is like well it's not affecting me right even though it we know that it is yeah sure all these fucking rich people are all in cahoots but peace it's you know you know who we should say in and Chloe macaela brought this up is that Jessica a person because she's gay and Jewish. She's the one that she was like, she's going to have interesting stories when she comes back. Yeah. People were citing some of her old like stuff that

she said and like on stage and just in interviews and talking about how she's like, yo, female comedians basically don't exist over there because they can't say shit. And she was saying something to the effect of like, we have it so good here that we're able to do this material. And then sort of the underneath all that is like hearing about these like agreements they're signing to be like, you will not fucking say anything that will bring anyone into ill repute. Isn't that wild?

So producer Victor points out, I guess Bill Burr did a bit where he slammed Beyonce for going over there and then also said he would 100% take the deal to. Oh, yeah, that's right. He does do that. That's like how he ends it, I believe. It's like the punchline is, hey, I'm not better. I'm just pointing it out.

Which, you know, that's what's going on here. Yeah. And he also tried to be like, in America and it's like, yeah, but the whole killing a journalist kind of puts it over the edge. Or, I mean, just generally, right? Like, if you can't, you can't really be some kind of, as a comedian, right, like, you have to be a proponent for free speech because your careers are built on the backs of people before where they could not say things because of decency laws or things

like that. And I'm not saying that philosoph, I mean, like in a utopia, philosophically, they would be aligned with that. But to your point, Marcel, it is true. It's the same way where like, people are like, well, yeah, I'm going to wear Nike's. have an iPhone like I don't really give a fuck like that really like if it comes down to it and I'm not they're not gonna it's not like they're taking me to a prison to go execute somebody I'm getting paid and people are gonna fucking maybe laugh and then I fucking skate with millions exactly and we were my friend and I uh because we were we were like we wanted to watch TV together but we both had to like do something at a certain time and we was like we had a limited time so we're like what can we watch that like we don't care if we miss what we're watching that we both agree on and we agreed on old Bob Barker on Pluto TV, there's like an old episode like from the fucking OG days

where he still dyed his hair, Brown, that was always funny. We were watching those episodes and I was like, oh, this is interesting because this is the early days of like TV getting kind of spicy during the day. And he says shit that you're like, oh yeah, you're not supposed, you can't say that.

And it just made me be like, man, the history of entertainment, this crossover with television versus like vaudeville, you know that. Because in vaudeville, you did have person that was hired to say the political shit, you know, like there was always that act unless, of course, the venue didn't want that.

But there was always the, there was always the act that just, you were allowed to have someone push things over to the edge because you're in public and free speech was free speech. It's this weird space we're in where it's like a scrambled egg of the history, the past, the future, the present, and all these

entertainers that claim to be, oh, what we love Lenny Bruce, but technically you don't if you're going to this festival and accept thing that's money, you know? But I also know that the research I've done as an entertainer is I have learned that if people say they wanted to be famous when they were a kid, these are people, these are the people that fuck up and have no morals and no ethics eventually. That's the end. Yeah, it's just I have to be famous. Yeah. Because that's always been their goal. I have never thought of

that. I wanted to be a teacher my whole life. And then I was like, well, shit, I don't think I want to do what do I want to do? And, you know, make a list and, you know, comedy ended up on that list from someone else suggesting it to me, not even me thinking I was going to pursue the arts. And I've made a fine career from it. But it could also be argued that many people would look at my career and look down on it and be like, your career isn't shit because I'm not fucking hell of rich. Right, right. You know, I'm doing fine. Yeah, right.

You know, but I'm doing fine in terms of like how I've made off of your craft. How I've maintained my self-respect and who I am as a person. my morals, my ethics, my family history I'm trying to respect them and that's the difference because I could have been taking so much dude these motherfuckers Honey Boo Boo's mom was doing

a reality show and they wanted me to be the head writer like in 2017 2018 and they would have been good money but I was like I'm not participating in that nonsense my team was pissed because they were giving it to me there was a gig I could just take and I was like I'm not doing that I'd rather do stand up and be on the road

so there's choices you make as a comedian and as an entertainer and as someone who's going to be on TV, but, you know, in America, you can't really fucking, at the end of the day, all the answers are wrong. You're in America. We are everyone's demon, you know, around the world. Guys, I'm high. This is what happens. Hey, we are demon, though. We are demon. Yeah, I'm reading a history of comedy book where they, it's called The Comedians, I think. Yeah, but they, like, and mainly I just like skipped right to the 60s part because I couldn't deal with like the very old shit.

You know, P.S. guys, essay books, there's no skipping. You can read whatever book you want. Yeah, you can skip around. Jack, okay? Don't let the, let the bars, the... That's what I do. I go to the last three pages. I read those. I go done. That's because you're stupid though. That's right. Yeah, that's true. But I was surprised by how much

like there were a lot of shows that like the Smothers Brothers, I guess, were like a show that went political at a certain point and like they got canceled for it and were like their careers were really damaged for going political. So like there has been this censorship for a long time. And I remember like this came up in the context of Lorne Michaels because Lorne Michaels like went to a show a year after they were canceled and they were like getting heckled by John Lennon who was just like shitfaced and heckling

them. And he was like, all right, I never want to do anything that's going to get me canceled from TV. basically and so that's why he gave us Jimmy Fallon and then and then also with the Smothers Brothers is interesting because Martin Short and Steve Martin were kind of in that space you know they were young and it's cool to watch them go on Fallon and talk shit yeah talk shit straight to his face because they come from that era of like nah dog we were political like you think we're some easygoing sweetie pies but actually we have always been political because that is their history

because that's just that's where they come from so I love that they did that That was a, you know, not everybody gets to see it or appreciate it. Yeah, when they're like, he's like, oh, I'm more of a Gutfeld guy because Gutfeld was on like the night before or two nights before. Yeah.

And he's like, eh, yeah, yeah, and it's just funny because he's like, okay. So you're, oh, you're going to act like I'm not talking shit directly too. Yeah, he's a put, like, you pussy. He just called him up. That's, you want to talk about who's more hardcore? Morton Short, Steve Morton, okay? Yeah. He got a heart.

And they come from that, but that, that's that whole world. It's like, it's all fucking, again, it's all mixed in a really fucked up Diarrie bowl of nonsense. Put that on a t-shirt. Oh, yeah. Diarrie-a-ball of nonsense. Let's take a quick break. Someone draw it, and then we'll come back.

Do our last story about the diarrhea bowl of nonsense. We'll be right back. And we're back. And we're back. I got yelled at Jack and Miles told me I'm talking too much. head, I can do it ever. What the fuck was that diarrhea bowl thing? You know,

we were talking about freedom of speech, but you are just babbling. And it's like, that's freedom of speech. And they're like, no, it's not. Anyways, it's the whole thing. I got one of their producers fired. My bad. Here we are. We're back. We did want to talk about another, the

new look, the hot new look of censorship, which is you know, suing major companies that control all of the internet pipes that bring the internet to us, such as Google, and then making them scared. So now they are doing the bidding of the president. Like that I was just thinking about this in the context of the Washington Post article where like the Pentagon is threatening them. And like in a world where the system worked, they were just like hire so many lawyers to like be like, all right, we're going to stand behind

our reporting and, like, go fuck yourself. Like, the court is the last thing that is standing currently against them. But instead, because it's controlled by wealthy people who just want contracts from the presidency, they just, like, give in. And they're like, would you be nice to us going forward if we give in on this? And so that's exactly what Google did recently, where they settled a $24.5 million $1, highly questionable lawsuit about Trump's account being banned from YouTube after January 6th. They were just like, yeah, just pay him, make him happy, so he nice to us.

And around this time, people started noting that their AI overview, which we've made a lot of fun of, because it fucking sucks shit at its job, and also is killing journalism by making it so nobody goes to the actual websites that are paying to do the journalism. They, their AI overview is suddenly not available if you search, does Trump show signs of dementia? It's available for so much shit. Like you almost, the way it works, this morning I had to answer the question,

why are groundhogs called woodchucks for my kids? Because like that, you know, it would make more sense for beavers. They kind of look like beaver. I was like, I bet they just got it wrong and they thought they were beavers and like it just got transposed at some point and they have an answer for that. They have a paragraph that it answers

that it's just like a anglicized version of an Algonquin word. But like they, any question you can ask, they have a fucking paragraph answer summary. Except for this one, this one question about like the most powerful person in the world who is showing signs of dementia. Suddenly, they're like, we actually, we're not even sure what you're saying, man.

Yeah. Like, what do you, what do you even mean? So it will show AI results for similar searches about other presidents. It will show results for obviously Biden. Because he does, for sure. It will, yeah, exactly. Although their answer on Biden, it's not possible to definitively state whether former President Joe Biden has dementia based solely on publicly available information. However, some reports and observations.

have led to questions and different perspectives regarding his cognitive function as he aged. But not with Trump. With Trump is just a list of links. Age and health concerns about Donald Trump, Wikipedia. But it's just interesting that they're like, I don't know.

Don't ask us. Don't look at us. They have to regulate artificial intelligence because we don't even have regular intelligence figured out yet. What are we fucking doing? Well, I think that's why. Well, fuck it. Then we'll just outsource it to this new.

kind of intelligence. I mean, yeah. I'm also curious, like, who are they convincing also by like suppressing this information? I know it's deeply cynical. I think they're just like passing the hot potato being like, it's not us saying that shit.

They just have to run every decision through a will this make Donald Trump mad filter. That's funny because rich people have access to wiping shit off of the internet that they know that if something is, or they assume, that if something is popping up,

it's because it's paid to be there. So Trump's interpretation is probably like, someone's paying for it to be there because that information shouldn't be out. Meanwhile, it's just us as a unit being like, does he? Looking. They're like, because that's how it actually works.

Yeah, yeah. I didn't go, is my grandmother showing signs of dementia? You know, like, we had a family talk and we're like, is grandma okay? And we're like, no, no. You know, I mean, like, it's, again, with this thing, It's just one of those things that's so out in the open. But the narrative, just like sort of just in the mainstream media is just sort of avoiding being like, something's wrong with him rather than be like, this guy's, this guy's a nut, you know, or being like, he's just, he's so angry.

He's a hateful person. Like, yeah, he's that. And something is not right with him, too. So let's not lose sight of that also on top of all the other shit that we're talking about. But that's, that's pretty foundational to a lot of the things we're saying now, even. Right. People are pointing out that this has strides and affected the question of Trump having dementia because everybody's now, you know, there's articles, are Donald Trump dementia, search is being

blocked by Google, what to know. I also think, though, that like, just publicly showing that Google will bow to before the power of Donald Trump is, like, he probably doesn't hate that, you know? It's probably not the worst thing for him. Like, it's like we're thinking like, oh, this is a got- Gotcha. They're doing corruption. And he's like, yeah, motherfucker. That's what I do. Yeah, that's what I'm paying for. Yeah. As to the question at hand, we can neither confirm nor deny here on the Daily Zykegeist, whether Donald Trump is showing any signs of, no. But Fallon has a drink problem. So that's what we can. Can speak to that. I will say that there is a psychologist who hosts a show about his many.

abilities and said that it's not looking good. He co-hosts a podcast, shrinking Trump, where he explains how he arrived at a diagnosis of dementia, said, we have to see a major deterioration in functioning and language and thinking and psychomotor performance and impulse control. What a lot of people don't realize is that Donald Trump used to be a articulate person. He used to speak with a high level of vocabulary. So he's basically saying against his own standard. you were seeing a massive fall. Declined, yeah, yeah. I mean, just listen to a clip from even the 2020 election.

Yeah. And then go even further back than 2016 and then go to 2012. I mean, he was, he was an articulate racist back then. Yeah. What a thing to long for. There are times when he's really unable to complete a thought, sometimes he's unable to complete a word. According to a Daily Beast, started to call about it.

Yeah, I see them, I said a minute, oh boy, where are we going to? What are we doing with this one? Yeah. Acetamethin? The idea that he's never heard of acetamethin is, I guess it's not a white striped family. Why would he use that word, you know? Yeah. No, I mean, Jack White hates him, so why would he be a white stripes fan?

Yeah. He does have a family history of Alzheimer's. His dad suffered from the disease, at which point Trump allegedly dismissed and derided him. He spent the last years of his dad's life just teasing him for being, having dementia. yeah sick bro sick him and pete davison should have dinner yeah love our daddy's crew yeah marcella argueo what what a pleasure having you on the daily like guys what the fuck yeah i'm more hardcore than you and you're more hardcore you i'm more hardcore than you i'm more hardcore hardcore hardcore than you i am more hardcore i am more hardcore where's lynn manuel

Miranda when you knew it. He might as well have sang that as a musical because that's how not hardcore that shit was. You know what I mean? It was so insane. Maybe I should I do that. And scenes. And yeah. When you're hardcore. Everyone knows your hardcore. Hardcore. But you will not be improvising songs on this

podcast. I just want to clarify from the top. No, no. No, I can't too much stress. Where can people find you, follow you? hear you all that good stuff guys marcella comedy about me and I'm not on tour right now I'm kind of my year is kind of wrapped up I have a couple cool things happening the new podcast comedy is dead

part two is coming out and be on my YouTube and I will also be on a show that I still can't announce and I don't care that I can't announce it because I'm very excited because it's a big deal and that's coming so tune in to my socials

next week if you want to act like you've been on the Marcel train now it's the time to do it this is your last chance right now

because if I see that you follow me on Thursday bitch I'm blocking you okay I'm more hardcore than anybody you don't follow okay

that's not into it for fame you are you block people as you become famous I used to tell fans to unfollow me on my Twitter that was with great years

I was a real sad to bitch when I was doing that. And then everyone got COVID and went mentally insane. I was like, I probably shouldn't talk to people like that. They're nuts. Is there a work of media that you've been enjoying? I really have been enjoying Nikki Minaj and Carty be going at it

because I'm trying to grow as a woman and to watch them not grow as women is a reminder that I do need to continue to grow and hold myself accountable and to hold myself to standards that I want representing me at all times. This has been a journey to watch them go back and forth. Yeah, my God. They just, this is everything Cardi was saying back. I was like, what the fuck are you doing? That's the way to end it.

I mean, if you're going to go out, go out swinging and pretty tough. So she's more hardcore. She's like, I'm more hardcore than you. You're more hardcore. Oh, you think you're hardcore? Watch this. Your child is nonverbal because you're like, okay. Okay, Cardi.

No, she ended it by saying you need therapy and I'm done talking to you. Oh, I was just going. I saw the knockout blow tweets that they were saying. Naga blows were crazy. That's what I'm saying. Those were the ones I was like, well, but she ended it by saying

that she needed therapy that her husband is taking advantage of her, that she's on drugs, and she needs to go to rehab, and she needs to love her child. It's really, it got dark. Yeah, that was very dark.

Jesus. But he got to get Jack confused, him and his whiteness, just stewing in it. Oh, man, the way she was talking about culture? Is she related to Playboy Cardi? Oh, my God.

You know what? We got to wrap this up. Can we give him the light, please? Miles, where can people find you? Is there a work-a-media? You've been enjoying. Yeah, follow me everywhere at Miles of Gray. I'm talking shit about 90-day fiancé on 420-day fiancé.

And, yeah, there's that. Work-a-media? No, I'm looking forward to finally being able to go to the movies this weekend. So I'm going to try and see at least two movies this weekend. Why didn't you go? Just like, just life, you know? Oh, yeah. Yeah, just take care of shit.

I wonder. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. To be able to take a time out to see a three-hour movie, like trying to see it like with Her Majesty. You know, you just want to. Man, that's crazy. I can go whenever I want.

I have no kids. I am not married. And I'm free. I can do whatever I want. Damn. That's fucking bars. Yeah, yeah. That's a motherfucked bar, bars.

I go to them whenever I want. Bars, bars, bars. Fuck. Well, the clock doesn't matter. New Norman and I can do whatever. Okay. Shout out to Lady Gaga. She goes in that song. Boys, boys, boys. Anyways, what's a piece of media you've been enjoying? I'm on Twitter, Jack underscore O'Brien, Blue Sky, Jack O.B., the number one.

I like a, I don't think I've ever recommended a New Yorker cartoon. Here we go. Jackson's old man world. There's a new one that's Pete Hankseth in front of the generals. And the generals are kind of looking at each other and Pete Higgs out of the same. And then Randy Quaid yells, boys, I'm back, and flies his jet right into the alien ship blowing it up. And I think you all just need to be more like that. All right.

It was good. That one courtesy of Tyson Cole. Shams it's Tyson. She's that to Tyson. I don't kick a lot of the eggs. I want to kiss you. You can find us on Twitter and Blue Sky at Daily Zekeyes. We're at The Daily Zekeyeskast on Instagram.

You can go to the description of this episode wherever you're listening to it. And there at the bottom, you will find the footnotes, which is where we link off to the information that we talked about in today's episode, the articles that we quoted. We also link off to a song that we think you might enjoy. Hey, Miles, is there a song that you think the people might enjoy? Yeah, yeah, this is a track from Heather featuring Orion's Son. It's called Company. It's just really great music.

I don't even know how to describe it. It's just you will like it. If you don't like it, I don't know. Please tell me why you don't like it. Fuck you. If you don't like it, you're not hardcore. You think you're, we're so much more hardcore than you are. Okay?

Orion Sun's so hardcore. Dude, I love my answer. All right. We will lick off to that in the foot notes. The Daily Zykeyes is a production of IHeartRadio for more podcasts from my heart radio visit. The Iheart Radio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. That's going to do it for us this week. Another one in the books.

Bye. We have the best moments from this week. Dropping tomorrow, the weekly zeitgeist comes out Saturdays. And then we'll be back Monday, early afternoon, to tell you what's trending on Monday and what happened over the weekend. And we will talk to you all then. Bye. Happy Friday. The Daily Zykeyes is executive produced by Catherine Law.

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