The Daily Zeitgeist - Mar-A-Lago Face?! Secretary Of Drunk 12.04.24

Episode Date: December 4, 2024

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It's more like how much can the enzymatic cleaner that we use for cat pee actually get it to zero? Because once you go anything to zero, it'll never get it. It can get real close, but they once that smell is in there, it's like, there is though there is one that's pretty good. I've discovered that I've resurrected a couple of nature's something. Once that smell is in there, it's like, oh. There is though, there is one that's pretty good. I've discovered that I've resurrected a couple of things. Is it like nature's something?

What's the meaning of a? No, it's called knockout. Knockout. I think it's made by the Pentagon. Yeah, it's fucking vicious. It's gonna be made out of like asbestos. The thing? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, whatever the chemical is that eventually kills us, we're never gonna see it coming. Be like, that, that was the. Oh, wait. So if you took a sip from an aluminum can ever. Fuck. We're like, why are all the. A lot of aluminum cans.

High rates of cancer. And it's like the cat piss itself. Miles is like, you're not supposed to drink that out of an aluminum can. You know, I double dip then. Yeah. Double dipper. Oh no. It can't be out the aluminum can.

Fun fact, you should actually pee whenever you need to on road trips because if you don't, you could rupture your bladder in a car accident if it's too distended. And then again. Oh, like the imp, oh shit. A new nightmare. I wasn't even thinking that. And then it can cause you to have surgery when you wouldn't have needed to have surgery if your bladder was full because of the pressure. Holy shit. Thank you so much for that new thing to worry about.

You're welcome. If you need any more, call my mother at any point. Those are the little things to worry about. All the people who who like force you to stop and take breaks and you're so irritated at them, they're saving your bladder. They're saving you. I don't go to make a point. I'm like, I don't even need to go.

You do. I'm ready to go. I'm ready to go. Miles, why are there so many aluminum cans of piss in your car? I'm a collector. That's actually cat piss. No, that's not me, that's the cats.

I'm not crazy. I thought you were like a biologist or something. You should know if it's cat pee or human. Skylight Frame is more than just a photo frame. It's the perfect way to keep loved ones close, no matter the distance. Whether it's grandparents who adore seeing the grandkids' latest antics, or friends capturing every moment, no matter the distance. Whether it's grandparents who adore seeing the grandkids' latest antics or friends capturing every moment,

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It's a production of iHeartRadio and it's a podcast where we take a deep dive into America's shared consciousness. We now have a YouTube channel. This is a YouTube episode. Go check it out on YouTube at Daily Zeitgeist Pod. You can go check out Miles and I saying stuff like this. This.

Hi. Or that. Or even this. It's Wednesday, December 4, 2024. 12-4-24. 12-4-12424. 12424. Yeah, you can look at it that way.

12424. The code to Miles' security system. Hey. I told you that in confidence. You can look at it that way. It's also- The code to Miles's security system. Hey! Hey, no. I told you that in confidence. I don't know why I told you that, but- You were very confident when you told me that you wouldn't get robbed. Yeah.

I told you that in confidence. I was like, hey, listen up. You wanna know my secret code? Come here, write it down even. 12424. Sorry. Guess what though, December 4th is National Sock Day Wildlife Conservation Day National Package Protection Day. Oh wow for the porch pirates

National Dice Day. Shout out everybody, you know, you know playing a game of C-Lo right now National Cookie Day Santa's List Day and Cabernet Franc Day. So yeah, whatever day and Cabernet Franc day. So yeah, whatever you want. Unfortunately, sock day goes right against wildlife day. One has to die for the other to survive, you know. That is true. Sock the wildlife. Whoever wins, we all lose. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. And also if you're being chased around on a newly waxed floor, tough to be in socks

if you're by a wild animal. Where are you? Do they wax floors? That's a far side reference. a newly waxed floor, tough to be in socks, by a wild animal. Do they wax floors? That's a far side reference. Yeah, that's pretty cool. That's a pretty cool thing to be doing in this, the year of our Lord 2024. But remember like 70s and 80s movies,

they're like in an establishing shot of like a building, office building lobby, there'd be the guy like buffing the floor with something. Yeah. What, do we see, have you seen someone do that recently? Oh yeah, that's still happening all the time. They have ones at like a Walmart or a Target that you'll see somebody riding one of those. Yeah, they're huge.

They have them that like they ride like it's a sweat. Oh, that's what that is? Yeah. That's a floor Zamboni. It's just a regular round Zamboni. Damn, I don't know why I was like whatever that thing is, that's cool. Anyway, I'm a slippers. And you had no other questions? You're like, no was like, whatever that thing is, that's cool. Anyway, I know other questions. You're like, no, no, no further questions, your honor.

Yeah, that's why you can't be going to Target High because just like that's chill, dude. All right. And you'll be bankrupt and have like little rides when it's closed at night. That's fucking tight. Damn. What do you call that, man? Zambone, iceless Zamboni, man? Zambone. Iceless Zamboni. The wax Zamboni. Anyways, my name is Jack O'Brien, AKA Ma-ha.

What the fuck? Honey, honey, you can't shower behind my setup. Do you want to buy some salad stuff? 60% of you, 60% off if you see his butt. Oh, that one courtesy of Halcyon Salad. I'm so sorry for fucking it up, Halcyon Salad. But yeah, little Rosa Parks reference. Outcast, I'm thrilled to be joined as always

by my co-host, Mr. Miles Gray. Hey, it's Miles Gray, AKA, Scott, Scott, her his baby. Scott, her his baby. There'satter is baby there's no doubt there's no doubt he sold me some ephedrine baby now ephedrine baby and then he skateboarded out skateboarded out when he skateboarded out skateboarded out I saw he took my, took my food and all the drugs he sold me now, drugs he sold me, all just made of wood. Made of wood. All right. Anyway, Halcyon salad again. That shit was I remember when that shit when I saw Ferris Bueller's, be a day off or whatever, I was like, that was I think one of my, I don't know why I love that scene.

Ferris Bueller's day off? That's a great scene. It's one of the great scenes. Is there one part where you just move? Oh yeah. That one, just this point. All the dance. Yeah, that scene is written in my soul. It is there forever.

I was shocked that that was The Beatles when I found out that was The Beatles. I was like, that's must-in-campy. Recently, like, my family never got into The Beatles, but like recently, Jockies has been just, like, randomly dropping like, yeah, this is another Beatles song. And I'm like, okay.

Because I'm like, I don't know Beatles that much. And he's like, no, it's you though. Okay, I'll bite. Fine, because I'm like, I don't know, but you know so much. And he's like, no, it's you though. Okay, I'll bite. Fine, what are the Beatles? We are thrilled, Miles, to be joined in our third seat by one of our favorite guests, a hilarious standup comedian, writer, actor, improviser. You can catch her on standup stages everywhere.

Go check her website. And at the monthly facial recognition comedy show, which she also produces, it's Pala V. Good knowledge. I was trying to do a Beatles reference again. Hey, Pala V. Amy. Don't make a good knowledge.

I know. I was like, are you doing like a tugboat sound? Like, brrr. Isn't that the Beatles? Isn't that the submarine tugboat? Same thing, right? Yeah, yeah. Basically.

They were in the water, seafaring vessels. Yeah. Did everyone also have teachers show you that? Cause they thought that was a cartoon for kids. Oh. Yellow submarine? Like, yeah, they'd be like, yeah, put a yellow submarine. I'm like, what the fuck? No, but my Spanish teacher did make us watch Finding Nemo in Spanish

a lot, which is also underwater. Wow. You are young. Holy shit. I feel like the yellow submarine thing also works because it's boring as fuck. And so the teachers are like, yeah, you can actually watch this because you won't want to keep watching it after it's over.

I don't even remember it because I just remember it. As a kid, when you can sense something's old, you immediately reject it. You're like, no, this shit's old, dude. I never watched it. Is that happening with you with your children? Yeah. I mean, eventually it will. happening with you with your children? Is that what? Yeah. No, I mean, eventually it will.

The baby is not old enough to have, you know, takes like that. The baby's like, dad, you have no ribs. Please get away from me. Yeah, no, but I remember all the time my dad was like, oh, you know what fucking movie you're going to love if you like sci-fi? The Andromeda Strain. And I'm like, what? Yeah, bro, this shit is so old, bro.

Stop. I'm actually like watching so many like old movies now because like I'm in my acting era and my acting teacher is like, people don't act nowadays. And that's not true. But also like there's a lot of really good old movies where you could like really study the acting. And so I'm like watching casino right now

and it's not that old, but like, yeah. Great scene in that. You want to do a scene not that old, but like, yeah. Great scene in that. You want to do a scene from that Jack? From casino? Yeah. Okay. Who's this guy? Who's this guy?

Who's this guy? Who's this guy? Who's this guy? Who's this guy? Who's this guy? Who's this guy? Who's this guy? Who's this guy?

Who's this guy? Who's this guy? Yep. That's a good one. When they're all like paranoid on cocaine, just with cigarettes and asking each other, who's this guy? Who's this guy? Who's this guy?

Who's this guy? I would love if you've never talked about Casino before ever in your life. You both just need to do that. Do it with that show. Do it with that scene. With that scene? Yeah, hey, who's this guy? Great movie.

I think the problem is not nobody's acting anymore. I think everybody's acting, man. They're all fucking phony. The fucking birds. Exactly. Who's this guy? Insane, insane. Who's this guy? Insane, insane. Who's this guy?

Yeah, we're all doing various scenes from Casino. All right, PalaV. Hello. We're gonna get to know you a little bit better in a moment. Oh my goodness. First, we're gonna tell our listeners a couple of the things that we're talking about. We're talking about Mar-a-Lago face.

Do we have an impression of Mar-a-Lago face? It's kinda like, no, I can't do it. It's hard to do like, it's hard to do it. Yeah, it's hard to do because I haven't injected anything into my face. Yeah. But you have to go with a maximalist. Like if you're doing a creator player for like a video game, you just turn all the levers to like 100%, 100% nose, lips, cheek, everything. Like actually 60% nose, but then cheeks and lips and all that goes more. That chin better be on 300. That chin better be strong. That chin better be on the McDonald's Mac the night guy.

Mac tonight, the moon face guy. That shit better be set to Leno. What is it like the, what is the, the, the- Like Giga Chad face? Giga Chad, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Giga, Giga Chad.

Hey, speaking of Giga Chads, there's a fun new profile letting us get to know Pete Haigsef a little bit better and the New Yorker, and it's a fucking doozy. So we're going to talk about that. He's like kind of oscillates between being like a movie drunk guy who like has to be carried around everywhere and Patrick Bateman. Those seem to be his two modes.

Weekend at Bernie's or Patrick Bateman. That seems very bad. Exactly. Alcoholism weekend at Bernie's. Bernie Lomax. Wait, that's just Christian Bale's Batman where he pretends to be drunk and a player and then just turns into Batman. Right.

Oh yeah. He just sobers up. Don't tell him that, because then he's like, yeah, that is kind of like. Becomes a psychopath. I am kind of like. I do beat up mentally ill people. I'm kind of like Bale.

I am giving Bale, aren't I? Yeah. Most importantly, we are going to get to, uh, the new noodle burrito that is being tested by Jack in the box. It in the box. I loved you. So ill-peaved. I just want to say that.

Look at in five years in 2029, that's when the Terminator was set. And so they thought we would have that technology in five years, and instead we have noodle burrito. And I just want to put that out there. Yeah, damn. We thought we'd have robots that can transport themselves to the past. I could see the soldiers.

It's probably less harmful than Terminators, to be sure. Maybe. Well, I don't know. Actually, maybe it'll kill some people. It's the first burrito designed by and for people who have never eaten a burrito or pasta before. Yeah, right. Wait, how do you design it by somebody? I don't want somebody who's never cooked a thing

or eaten a thing to cook it. Just, I'm just looking at it. Nobody's ever even like, whoever designed this didn't even like picture somebody eating it. I designed it. Nobody's ever even like, whoever designed this didn't even like picture somebody eating it, I feel like. Because if you did, you would just see the noodles falling down people's faces as they withdrew. Yeah.

So it's a burrito. Okay, anyways, we'll talk about it. Anyways, all of that, plenty more. But first, Pahla V, we do like to ask our guests, what is something from your search history that is revealing about who you are? Okay. Dutch ovens. I wanted to know what they were used for.

Um, Jackie Scott, his mom one, it was really sweet. And so not the one that I was picturing in my mind. Go ahead. Nope. Okay. No, not the far one. Is that like a Kentucky woman? What? That's a different one.

Okay. Um, no, just Dutch ovens. I was like, what the hell? Oh, La Cruzette. Yeah. Yeah. Cause aren't they like, like La Cruzette, well, La Cruzette is one of the brands, but you can get other brands.

Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We saw. Um, but, uh, there's like, so you can use it for so many different things. And I didn't know. And it's very specific.

Yeah. What's the specific? I always just make big ass like soups and shit in the Dutch oven that I have I think it's I think it's good for like certain sauces and stuff and like if it's porcelain and cast iron like there's different like Combinations, I'm not quite sure right right, but yeah, I was like I carry my cat piss in there. Mm-hmm Yeah, it's actually really good because nobody sees what you're carrying around But yeah, I was like, damn. I carry my cat piss in there. Mmm. Yeah. It's actually really good because nobody sees what you're carrying around in it. We smell it.

So you don't get all the questions. We smell it. Is that your pee? Jack, we've been asking you. Every Christmas for the last 10 years. You actually don't smell it. You just know somebody tipped you off and that's why you're asking. You're the weird guy in the holiday movie.

You're the guy on the side carrying around your cat piss. You're the weird guy in the holiday movie. You're the guy that's hiding, carrying around your catfish. You're like, oh, I got my famous chili. And nobody's like, get out of here. Better put it over here. Lacey Chabert is like, we can't have him in this movie. I'm sorry, it's one of the producers' brothers. You're like, what about a wet Frosty?

What about a wet yellow Frosty? Yeah, a wet Frosty. There's a joke there frosty? Huh? Oh yeah, a wet frosty. I mean, frosty would be wet if he was hot. Like, you know, eventually. Anyways. Melty frosty. That works. So anyways, did you guys get one?

Those things, the Leg Cruise Day? And she was very happy. Not the Leg Cruise Day, like a different brand or whatever, but he bought one for his mom and she was very happy. Not the Leg Cruise Day, like a different brand or whatever, but he bought one for his mom and she was very happy. Yeah, you can just like put them in anything. You can like throw them in the oven. You can put one oven in the other oven. Yeah, that's how I make like a lot of meat pasta meat,

like a bolognese. You do that real slow, cook it real low in the oven. Wait, so what is a Kentucky woman by the way? I need to know. It's like a buttercup. Still, I was only familiar with that. Why is it happening to me? What is going on?

Nevermind, dude, just move on. Do people still use Urban Dictionary? I don't know. I think it's out there. I don't know how reliable it is. I've only ever heard of millennials using it. I feel like, does Gen Z use Urban Dictionary? They don't care what we're talking about.

Probably not, because they're making everything up. They don't care what we're talking about. They're too busy soaking. Yeah, exactly. Pounding dirty soeds. No, it's like when you cup a fart and you put it to someone's face. Oh, right, right, right, right.

Hey, come here. That's a buttercup? Wait, is that a Kentucky woman or a buttercup? Is a Kentucky woman two hands or what? No, it was used interchangeably with some of the kids I've had. What's your problem with Kentucky women, man? I don't know. It was just so weird that you're like, what the fuck are you talking about?

I like how you know multiple words for it. It's like, you're like, it's soda and pop. Yeah. This is what happens when you, the most technology you had at your fingertips at 16 years old was like a Nokia 3390 phone. Yeah. I was like a snake. My 11-year-old nephew, I did hear giving one of my sons a Dutch oven recently.

He was like, they were referring to the Dutch oven and it made me feel like I was not 90 years old. Like this country isn't lost. Like this country has a damn future after all. Pauly, what is something you think is underrated? Okay, we've talked about this so much, but like I love Christmas movies. I want to be in one so bad. I want to like, I've been watching them nonstop. They're awful.

They're very trad wife propaganda. Oh yeah. Like come back, be happy, make kids, have a husband. Give up your career, please. Give up your career. Come back, be happy. Do it for Christmas tradition. I've watched two, three movies in a row

where the girl comes back because her family's really into Christmas and they have to plan it every year and she has to take over that tradition of focusing her, like giving up her career and focusing her life on Christmas and marriage. And anyways, I think it's fun. What are you going to have your own traditions? Like God intended. My thing, and I was saying this on Monday, I don't like the Netflix ones because the budgets are too high. I like the real OG Hallmark crap.

What's your favorite Hallmark crap? I've been watching the Netflix ones. I just saw one recently called Engaging Father Christmas. So fucking bad. So terrible. Oh my God. Wait, is Father Christmas getting engaged? Yeah. No, this is about getting engaged. Like is somebody trying to fuck Father Christmas, so fucking bad. So terrible. Wait, is Father Christmas getting engaged? Yeah.

No, this is about getting engaged. This is about getting engaged. Father Christmas? No, that's what was so misleading because it reminded me of a movie that I wrote with Her Majesty that we were trying to sell about someone who got engaged to St. Nick's son

who had to take over the family business. No, it didn't. Was his name Richard? Richard Nick's son? Okay. No.'t. Was his name Richard, Richard Nixon. Okay. No, was it Ted dance, dancer and prancer and then there was a, then I watched a single all the way. I watched a few years ago. That was a Netflix one.

I think that title is accepted. Yeah. Yeah. That was the queer one. That was the Christmas, but it's gay. That was same with the I enjoyed that one. That was the gay one. Christmas but it's gay. That was same with the one with Kristen Stewart. The Kristen Stewart gay one was also good. That one was good. But that one felt like a legit movie.

That didn't feel like. Yeah, that wasn't like a. Yeah, they really fucked up by making it a regular movie. Give us a critical love. It's good because it's Kristen Stewart actually performing, it's like when they come down and you see like, low hand do these Christmas like, love. It's good because it's Kristen Stewart actually performing. It's like when they come down and you see like, Lohan do these Christmas movies,

I'm like, oh, that's kind of a fucking bummer. Like it feels like a demotion in a weird way. Because she's actually capable of acting. Yeah. Yeah, whatever. She's so well known. Yeah, absolutely. And they said no one's acting anymore.

Polly B, the thing is nobody's acting anymore. None of these fucking writers are writing. I like you're also I'm in my acting era and like you're the biggest thing you're consuming to is like the not even close to acting. Just people are reading words out loud. Oh, my God. It's like SNL. Like they're just reading things off to the side. OK. Also, this is a call.

I really want to be in a bad Christmas movie. I want to be in it. I want to write for it. I want to do anything surrounding. So if you have be in a bad Christmas movie. I want to be in it. I want to write for it. I want to do anything surrounding. So if you have access to a bad Christmas movie, like I just really want to make bad art. Like I really do. So if anyone has access, contact me. I have the pitch Marvista. There's a production company called Marvista. They are behind so many of these movies. And

that's actually who Her Majesty and I, we pitched two things for them. They didn't take them. I think they were too good. That's my theory. That might be it. Who knows? Yeah, two things good. Whatever, Marvista, I'm all in.

I've got some, so there are some things you're gonna need to do with your face. And then you can just go down there, pitch a Christmas movie. My eyebrows get higher as the episode continues. So high. Like, yeah, you just get those. They are making like, The Daily Wire does make like fucking crazy ass movies and they're

like being put into like trailers and stuff or like, I mean, Twitter is all right or whatever, but I've been seeing like more and more trailers for movies that I'm like, wait a minute, this feels and then it turns out it's like the Daily Wire has produced this. Yeah. From the people who brought you Insurrectionists are Patriots comes a Christmas. Yeah. They're about the same quality as the Popeye horror movie that we showed the other week. You know, it's like, it's passable.

It's like, is this going to be like a Blumhouse type production? And then there's just a couple of shots where you're like, Whoa, that is what I would make with my iPhone. It's like, like I watch a lot of real housewives too. And like all of them have careers in like movies and stuff and they make their own stuff and I'm always like, what did those movies end up like, you know, it's like the fake movie within the movie, but it's like real. And I'm like, that's gotta be the quality of what you're talking about.

Yeah. 95% of the movies that get made, nobody ever, you don't know exists listener. Like they, they never come out anywhere. Yes. That is what we're here for. Yeah. What is something probably that you think is overrated? Something that I think is here for. Yeah. What is something, Pauly, that you think is overrated?

Something that I think is overrated. Okay. So I think, I think going outside, I love, okay, I know we have to touch grass and I know we have to, like, I walk my dogs all the time, but lately I've just been like inside. This is so bad. I've been like inside, just like reading a lot. And so this is my way of promoting reading again. So I've just, I'm just pushing reading, but I like being inside and having like time to decompress because I feel like people do too many things, especially in LA and especially in the cities. Like we always are going out and we're,

and I think we need to enjoy our rent more. You know what I mean? So just like, sometimes you just gotta stay in. You just gotta rest your body. That's what the pandemic taught me. I just keep a basket of Easter grass right there that I can just reach over and touch for a second. And then I'm like, done.

Yeah, I go to Jamba Juice and I tell the people at the counter to look the other way and I snag all the grass off the counter and I'm out of there with it. Oh, Jamba Juice. What a run Jamba Juice has. That was like part of with it. Oh, Jamba Juice. What a run Jamba Juice has. That was like part of my lore growing up was Jamba Juice. That was like something that me and like my family connected on.

They're like, you know what, we just had a terrible fight, family fight. Should we all get some? Let me get some triple berry. Some on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Some mango agogo. Put me back in the will. Let's get some tripwires on it. Yeah.

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And we're back. We're back. Man. Yeah. I still remember John, but just, uh, like that first shot of wheat grass and being like, I'm drinking grass. This must be so fucking good for me. Jen, kids want you to touch grass?

We were drinking it. You drink through the pound and then eat it. On my shinsides. Yeah. I was ripping paper shot glasses of that crap, dude. Thinking that would offset all my drug use in my 20s. And it did. We'll see if it worked.

They fucked up by going, like, they could have just leaned into that. Because that was the one product they offered that tasted like shit. And it was just like, that was what was novel. It was like, whoa, you can like go have this thing that tastes so bad, it has to be good for you. And now there's like so many health food stores that do that and junk food just no longer exists.

I was at Sprinkles, uh, taking frosting shots. Yeah. You can have shots of frosting. Did you know that? Are you for real? Oh, I'm fucking for real. I would get the red velvet cheesecake frosting shots. Wait, you go into a cupcake store and they're like, Hey, let me get a shot of

frosting like, yeah, you can do this. Yes. Shot of buttercream shot of chocolate. Like, yeah, yeah, which one you want. You can do this, yes. Shot of buttercream, shot of chocolate. Wow. It's fucked up. It should be illegal. It should be regulated heavily. I'm doing that shit. I'm doing that.

But how, what are you taking the shot out of? A little paper cup, like the wheatgrass. You can go get your wheatgrass shot and then you get your frosting shot. You can mix them up if you want. But it would stick to the side. So did you like stick your tongue inside the cup and scoop it out like a dog?

Yeah, because I'm gay and I can do that, okay? Good, congratulations. How do you do it to look more straight, Jack? Because you're like, I ain't rimming out this little paper cup. Oh, I ridden the shit out of. When it comes to frosting, I go. Just put it on your tongue.

You're fucking frosty? What are you, a frosty? Just twisting it on your tongue. Ander T. You're fucking frosty, what are you a frosty? Just twisting it on your tongue. Ander Tate's gonna tweet about this in two seconds. I have a specific sense memory of doing that and I don't know why, like what I was doing. Was it like when I was drinking, I was trying to get every drop out of a shot.

I don't know, the jello shot? Maybe a jello shot? Yeah, maybe something to talk about with your therapist. Yeah, like memories that are surfacing, that are like not good. I don't know why, I, I was rimming something. I gave you my hand. The context was.

You ripped it away. Oh, it didn't take me a whole day. I'll tell you that much. Oh shit. Um, the news. The news. Specifically Mar-a-Lago face. We don't need to talk about that. Yeah, so Mar-a-Lago face. We don't need to talk about that. Yeah, so Mar-a-Lago face, I mean,

I guess people are just kind of putting a name to the very classique look of a lot of the people in the inner orbit of Trump, men and women. But basically it's like, you gotta go ham on the Botox, fake tanner, lip flips, fillers, et cetera. Lip flips, they're flipping their top lip with their bottom lip, they're just flipping. Your mouth just goes upside down. Lip flips.

Yeah. Also, I like that you said it's men and women. Top lip on the bottom. It's like men or women because they operate on the binary even when they're doing these gender affirming things. Thank you. Not and or. Not and or.

Yeah. Or. But yeah, so the Daily Mail put this piece out, which apparently is like upsetting a lot of people in the Mar-a-Lago area, obviously, because they're like, look, what's going on? Look at all these before and after photos. One plastic surgeon they spoke to for this article said,

quote, it's something you'd see in Real Housewives stars, a combination of Botox and filler that are mildly to moderately overdone. They don't look distorted necessarily, but they also don't look like they used to. It is definitely a plastic look, maybe a Kardashian look. When you look at the participants of the Mar-a-Lago.

How fucking mad are the Kardashians? The Kardashians are like, please leave my name out of this. Yeah. I know, right? It's like you got Laura Trump, who truly you're like, oh yeah, that's I'm I did not know that's what you looked like before. It's very much a different look. They're all getting the same face. It's really bad. It's genuinely so sad.

Also, Matt Gaetz's facial features are now smaller somehow. Like his head has gotten bigger. Yeah, I got the Charlie Kirk phenomenon where his face was like a little bit bigger. It would look normal, like his facial features within this within his face. Yeah, yeah. With him, it almost looks like, you know, like preparation H like shrinks everything down like preparation H like shrinks everything down like Yeah, that was like a thing I remember learning like that was like a hack for like beauty pageants with people like putting Preparation H everywhere doesn't belong then there's Kimberly Guilfoyle who I didn't realize kind of had like a Anne Hathaway vibe

Yeah, yeah in Hathaway that somebody she looks so familiar but like on the left. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah That was like the Gavin Newsome era Yeah, that definitely was the Gavin Newsome era for sure and then Oh, yeah, there's little there's little cat Dennings in there Christine Ohm the wonderful governor of Yeah, they are really. It's so wild. It's such a- The thing is they don't look better. No. They look weird. No, just different.

It's like uncanny valley of actual human beings. Like, if you showed me this Kristi Noem, the original Kristi Noem, I'm like, she didn't shoot a puppy in the head. Yeah. No way. That lady? The one on the right? I'm like, yeah, she did that shit.

She did that for free. Also they're like race swapping. Like, they're weird. It gets a little more flavor. Everyone's eyebrows do get a little bit thicker and darker too. And their lips and like. Yeah, yeah. I think Matt Gaetz was just trying to hide

from the pedophile charges. Like he was just trying to change his face. Who, me? No, that can't be. What? No. Everyone remembers this beautiful face. My face on Venmo is different. It's different. Laura Loomer obviously had a very drastic transformation.

Fucking insane. Which again, it's like this whole thing that there was one guy who is like a Republican strategist who spoke with the New York Times like back I think think around the time when Matt Gates making that push to be a VP and then landed at Homeland security, you know, reach and shoot for the stars and you can be Homeland security. Um, so the thing Jamie Loft is like to talk about a lot though, that a similar thing happens when you get on a SNL, like they, you get a new set of teeth because Lauren Michaels is just like, yeah, so how do you feel about your

teeth and then he'll just like invest 20 grand and like getting people a new set of teeth. And it really does like change. It's like, oh, that person's famous. Once they get the teeth done, it's like a real. That's the other thing is like that this is also like a class marker too, that I think Trump probably responds to because it's like, oh, you got facelift money.

Okay, that's a different, you're not one of these natty people walking around. You got alterations money. I'm really surprised Trump hasn't done it himself because he's so like- He's terrified. I think he is, he's probably also, yeah. And he's like germaphobic and stuff too.

Kat Dennings is from Two Broke Girls. Okay, sorry, I didn he is. He's probably also, yeah. And he's like germaphobic and stuff too. Kat Dennings is from Two Broke Girls. Okay. Sorry. I didn't know. On delay. And it took me three, 30 minutes to Google it. Yeah. Let's make sure we're all synced up. Let's clap on three. I think Jack's about two and a half minutes behind. Okay. Ready? You're going to do it in two minutes. But the other thing too, this this strategist Ron Bong John said, quote, the whole teeth thing almost looks like it was done for Trump to see she was showing him she works well in front of the

camera that she has that star power he wants on stage with him while fitting into the mode of women in the Trump universe. The other thing too is like, remember when Laura Loomer was around, I don't know if we talked about this, but when she slowly got pushed out of, you know, the campaign, Loomer was around, I don't know if we talked about this, but when she slowly got pushed out of, you know, the campaign, there was this line. Why is she around? So Trump, allegedly, this is a quote that came out at the time, Trump, who is generally

appalled by plastic surgery, was disgusted to learn about the apparent extent of Loomer's facial alterations. Does Trump not know what everyone around him? He is so fucking stupid. I know. He doesn't know. It's so infuriating when you're like, this guy has him fucking basic skills of observation.

He's like my perfect natural wife, Melania. It's what's going to be so wild about the next four years, is he has all these unconscious biases that are so obvious and clear as day to everyone. It's like watching him be flattered, watching people just get their faces changed so they look more like he wants them to, and it just works and he has no fucking clue. He was shocked that Laura Loomer had had plastic surgery. He's like, normally all the people I know come out looking like Chuckie dolls.

That's natural. Yeah. I think he's like, kind of must be in some sort of facial echo chamber where he's so used to seeing sort of like altered looks that he's like, that's the norm. And so then he's like, really? Her? But I love everyone's just painfully pouty lips.

There you go. I got a frog in a slowly boiling pot of facial reconstructive surgery. What is his thing against plastic surgery though? Like why is- I have no idea. Everyone just says it's generally just not his thing. It's like, do you know your daughter? It literally is.

Your daughter has a- This is like when men don't know women wear makeup and they're like, I love this natural look and it's like a beauty pageant. And you're like, I fucking mean- Yeah. I do feel a little bit like that. Being like, Matt Gaetz, you look beautiful the way you are.

You don't need any of this stuff. But he did look better before the facelift, right? They all looked better before. And it's like, if you want plastic surgery, we're not saying like, don't ever get anything or like, don't do things to make you happy, but it's just everybody is insane about it. They're just all insane. Well, but in this version, right?

Like it's almost done with the purpose. It's not even like, are they dissatisfied with themselves or they sort of like, this is kind of what you got to do to be able to like get Trump's attention slash be like accepted. I mean, obviously they're like even Ronna McDaniel from the RNC, like she started glowing up a little bit when she was like having to deal with Trump more. And I want like just like the most bizarre social pressure of like anything. It's like get plastic surgery for the guy who hates plastic surgery. Yeah. Oh, okay. Okay. And I think What do you get the guy who hates plastic surgery? Yeah,

yeah. Right. He has it all. What do you get for the hand? Yeah. Like it probably speaks to how like the entrenched in misogyny he is that he's just shocked all the time. It's like, what? They do? Plastic surgery? That's plastic surgery. I mean, his vision of like an attractive woman is like a 1989 Playboy Playmate of the Month, you know? Like that's so-

With a fucked up face, apparently, cause he's into that. Yeah, exactly. Maybe it's his eyesight. He's like, my most handsome, sexiest man, Jigsaw. From the South. Do you want to play a game? I do.

And yeah, like I have nothing like I'm not making fun of anybody for wanting plastic surgery, like I don't think anybody should take our criticism of this as any reason not to fund my GoFundMe to try and get a Voldemort nose. Yeah. I think it would look. I told you, man, just abuse cocaine. Yeah. Everything will fall right off.

Fall right off. Fall right off to do it natty. That's not why you, man, just abuse cocaine. Yeah. I think we'll fall right off. Fall right off. Fall right off to do it. Natty. That's not why you want to get it like Baltimore. He's going to abuse cocaine for good reasons. Is that a thing? Is that, is that a Harry Potter meme where they say Voldemort abused cocaine? I'm not in the Harry Potter scene, so I don't know if that's like, it's implied.

I think you should tweet at JK Rowling and ask her, Hey, is this like, yeah, is this like some kind of metaphor? Anyway, whatever. Yeah. That's actually quite literal. All right. Uh, Pete Hagseth is supposed to like lead the whole like military. I think is that that's everything to do with our national defense. Yeah.

Yeah. And that makes sense. Cause he was soldier. So there's a new New Yorker article. Is he very defensive? Very, oh, Pete, you see him. Very defensive. New New Yorker article called Pete Hegseth's Secret History, Our Little Secret.

I think it's a reference to the Lindsay Lohan movie. Definitely a large. This one is as dark as that one, as that title implies. Yeah, just like one half of him is the guy in the back seat in Wayne's world who like always looks like he's like, you know, like he's so drunk that like everybody just has to carry him everywhere. If you're going to spew, spewing this. And he's like in and out of consciousness.

And then the other half of him is horror movie, straight up Patrick Bateman, cornering women, drunkenly chanting, kill all Muslims at a bar. Oh, at a bar? At a bar, yeah. Like trying to get that going? Yeah. Oh boy.

He's like at a Dodgers game. He's like, everybody, come on, let's start the wave of murder, let's go. Ethnic cleansing, where my ethnic cleansers at? Let me say yeah. R's go. Ethnic cleansing. Where my ethnic cleansers at? Let me say yeah. Worst mascot ever. This is kind of the paragraph and a half that's kind of the key point of the article.

A previously undisclosed whistleblower report on Hegseth Stenger as the president of Concerned Veterans for America from 2013 to 2016. By the way, this is like a grassroots organization in quotes, but it's funded by billionaires, like it's like literally Coak Brother. Yeah. Coak Brother money describes him as being repeatedly intoxicated while acting in his official capacity to the point of needing to be carried out of the organization's events.

So like multiple times, the head of this thing just keeps having to be carried out, like airlifted by people. Really respected him, you know, and they wanted to lift him up on their shoulders. Uh huh. Yeah. It was like, he was like, and nobody's ever been carried off the field of Notre Dame to this day. I'm basically Rudy.

Yeah. I'm Rudy Rüdiger. The detailed seven page report, which was compiled by multiple former CVA employees and sent to the organization, senior management in February, 2015, when he was like still there and they were like, do you guys know who our boss is? Like he, we keep having to carry him everywhere. States that at one point, Hegseth had to be restrained while drunk from

joining the dancers on the stage of a Louisiana strip club, but he Harry him everywhere, states that at one point, Hegseth had to be restrained while drunk from joining the dancers on the stage of a Louisiana strip club where he had brought his team, brought his team in an official work capacity to a strip club where he then was so drunk that he had to be physically restrained from joining the dancers on the stage. Hey team We're like a family here and I'm your daddy. Yes Now watch me. Oh y'all y'all want to see somebody really work the poll, dude Watch this. Let me get up there to get the fuck off me film make it busted open make it clap

Pete my neck my back Pete's pussy and his cra- Yeah. They're like, yo, Mr. Eggson? The daddy metaphor gets weird when you realize that he kept getting people he worked with pregnant. Oh my god. Yeah. I think multiple times maybe?

Yeah. He also is alleged to have sexually assaulted somebody that he was working with. Eww. Asshole. And the report also says that Hegseth, who was married at the time and other members of his management team, sexually pursued the organization's female staffers, whom they divided into two groups, the party girls and the not party girls. He also just like threw out his-

Like the class action lawsuit girls. Yeah. He also is just repeatedly failing. Like every organization that he becomes the head of, they're just like, where'd all the money go? And he's like, ah, I threw like five huge fucking parties. I have it. They're just in ones.

Okay. Dude, I'm sorry. I don't know. I didn't realize cocaine is way more expensive in December. I have it. They're just in ones. Okay. Dude, I'm sorry. I don't know. I didn't realize. Cocaine is way more expensive in Missouri, dude. You got to use the big bills to snort it. That's right. Did you see that letter that came out, that his mom, that email that she had written to him in 2018, that is truly just like,

you are an abuser of women and people. Yeah. And it's like, she's like, I am so like sad to basically be your mom. This whole, everything's just coming out about P-dex and that. Like, I didn't even realize there would be like, here's a nail in the coffin from your mom as an email from fucking six years ago, but good for her. We're telling them. Yeah. There's they're like, she apologized for sending that to him. That's fine.

Says she's sorry. Fuck you. Wait, are you drunk right now? Fuck you. Whatever, mom. What are you, my mother? So then now, right, he is doing anything and everything to like avoid conversations where the word alcohol is uttered. He's been, you know, palling around the Capitol, trying to meet with senators, being like, please confirm me, despite the fact that there are credible allegations of me being a sexual predator and just terrible person. There's two clips that are just kind of that show just how much he's trying to avoid it. This is when he was just walking through the Capitol and the journalist just asks,

were you ever drunk while traveling on the job? And here's his response. We are talking to every Senator that wants to talk to us. And the conversations we have with Senators are, of course, gonna remain private. Just ask. I like that smirk he's like river drunk you Drunk well doing newer management team to a strip club

Mentally classifying the reporter as a party girl or not Yeah, like Terminator style scanning. This is very not party girl of you. Yeah, he could be cooler. Then there was this moment. He clearly like that so ravened back to like one of his heydays like as she asked him a question. Oh, totally. He was like, oh, fuck, that was sick. Yeah, there was like this part where it's kind of his like sort of grunt was like, you got me. but guess what? I'm gonna do the thing. We're like, I'm not gonna dignify that with a fucking comment

Then he was in Tommy tuberville's office and it's like very quiet because like no way that someone yeah Someone's a football coach. So it's allowed to be ridiculous name. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, exactly He's a football coach inside the dr. Seuss universe. Yeah, coach Tuberville of Whoville. This is him in Tuberville's office. And it's just like very awkward because I think someone's about to ask a question. And then it just just see how quickly the Tuberville staffers just cut this journalist off because again, you brought up alcohol.

awkward. So that article suggests you have an alcohol problem. Oh my god. About it too. That was just a journalist. A journalist. All right, let's wrap it up. Hit the showers. All right, let's wrap it up. The showers.

Sorry. We can't hear you. Sorry. And, you know, like he was laughing. He smiled at that. Yeah, because I think he's doing the things like, oh, here we go again. He also like keeps the senator thing was like a weird refrain, like his brain was like not working working and so he kept being like,

we're talking to senators. At one point his voice broke a little bit, which I feel like the senators are probably asking him about this. He's like, and I look forward to talking to senators about this. About this, who are my friends and know how to get in line. So they know how to party and what a good time looks like. Mitch McConnell is a party girl. Yeah, absolutely.

Have you seen him? Dude, he looks like you remember all those bruises and shit because he parties so hard. He's like falling downstairs and shit. That's what's going on. He's just drunk. Yeah, it's not it's not a simility. The guy's a fucking party girl or party Senator sorry no more questions freaking out a little over here

No more questions. I'm freaking out a little over here. You guys ever notice how your hands are crazy? Hey, we've noticed how your hands are crazy. Your hands are crazy. They're purple and black. Yeah. Anybody, any LED glovers in here want to give me a light show right now? Sometimes I do feel like the turtle.

Oh, shit. What if I am one? So then on the right, the reactions are mixed. Obviously, Fox is basically acting like Pete Hegseth just doesn't exist. They're barely talking about him, if at all, even though that is their coworker. Ann Coulter's main objection, I'm just going to read this quote from Ann Coulter. She's like, what I found strange and continue to find strange about the attacks on Trump's defense secretary proposed

nominee, Pete Hegseth, also his main qualification, a morning weekend host on Fox News, is there's all this, you know, did he assault this woman in the hotel or didn't he? Was it consensual and she didn't want her husband to know? So four days later, she cried rape? Yes, that happens a whole lot, a lot, a lot, a lot. But in all of this talk about whether Pete Hegseth is an abuser of women, it's just no one even mentioned that he is a serial adulterer.

Are we a society that doesn't care about adultery anymore? Adultery hasn't even been mentioned. Yes. Pete Hegseth is well known to have now been married on his third marriage, gets married, gets his wife pregnant, little kids at home or kid at home. I don't know the detail. Starts having sex with his producer, dumps his first wife, married his producer, get her pregnant again. She's either pregnant or just goes on to this whole thing.

You're like, are you just trying to find it? Cause you don't want to say like assault is bad because then that puts Trump in there, but also you're like focusing on adultery, which also, I don't, very strange. The thing about adultery is actually super trad, so it's actually cool. It's like Scarlet Letter coated, you know? What if she was just cheated on? What if she was just like, and Pete,

and like he's leaving a beautiful blonde woman for some other person. And it's like, why is she still alone? By the way, end culture kind of has natural Mar-a-Lago face. Like she's always, she's been Mar-a-Lago faced, you know? That's what they all reach for. That's what they reach for. Yeah, maybe.

Oh my God, I'm looking up her dating history and it's terrifying. Is it, Is she married? No. So why on the Wikipedia page does it say after the September 11th attacks, she dated a Muslim boyfriend? How is, why is that showing up on her Wikipedia page at all? Is it edited by one of her fans?

Like what the fuck? Is that her? Yeah. It was her way of getting back at them. You know, by terrorizing them. Yeah. Yeah. Because I mean, she is a famous Islamophobe.

But anyway, good to know the thing. So then on Newsmax, Greg Kelly, he actually went as far to be like, sorry, Pete, you're fucking cooked, which is what? Yeah. Which is wild because Greg Kelly usually says like the most MAGA shit ever and like and says it in a way like, dude, do you know

how friggin dumb you sound right now? Anyway, this is him kind of letting Pete Hegseth down. The sort of Chiron for this story is life is long, Pete. All right, Pete Hegseth. Pete, life is long Pete, Hegseth. Pete, life is long. And Pete Hegseth is a talented guy with a lot to offer.

But this Secretary of Defense thing is not going to happen. Compliment sandwich. It just can't, not after what we're learning about. And yeah, I understand that, oh, this is a tough thing to say. And there's a lot to like about Pete. He is the only person in public life, other than some folks around here, who says that CQ Brown, the corrupt general of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. All right, all right, all right. I like that he's like, there's a lot to like about Pete. I love his sexual assault work.

Yes, exactly. I love the impregnating his employees. But you can't cheat on your high school girlfriend, brother. Come on, man. Come on, buddy. Life is long, man. Life is long. You've got to put that to the side.

Pete Hegseth looks like if Gavin Newsom wasn't already evil, the evil Gavin Newsom. You know what I mean? Right. Like, even eviler. Twin brother. Yeah. I know.

It's the fucking slicked back hair. We all know that's the sign of being a piece of shit. And that's- Slicked back? I know, yeah. You're gonna say it's pushed back, Pete, but that shit is slicked back. Oh, that is a slicked back.

Same as Gavin. Oh, yeah. That thing's slicked back real nice. It's wild. I am confused as to what Greg, Oh yeah, that thing slips back real nice. It's wild. I am confused as to what Greg Kelly, like what is the line that he crossed for Greg Kelly that Trump hasn't crossed? Like with Ann Coulter saying the thing about adultery, like Trump is like, that

is like- Does he explain it in the clip? Like further on? I know we're not going to watch it, but does he explain it? No, I mean, he just goes on to just say like, hey, there are things about like he goes on to say and Donald Trump like he doesn't want to go against Trump. He's like, now Donald Trump, this is a quote. Now, Donald Trump likes Pete Hegseth, respects Pete Hegseth.

And that's amazing. But there are things about Pete Hegseth that he has got to deal with. And I'm going to briefly deal with them. And I know there are people like, why are you doing that? Well, I'll tell you why I'm doing that, because the left, that's what they do. They pretend things like the hunter Biden laptop doesn't exist. They pretend that money wasn't going from China to hunter to the other to the brother to the president himself. I can't ignore certain things. Pete

Hegseth, mom has some things to say or has some things to say. Like, so basically, he's trying to act like he loves I'm actually balanced. Like, I can, we can hold our own people accountable. I it's really interesting to see because he does say like basically he's trying to act like, I'm actually balanced. Like, we can hold our own people accountable. It's really interesting to see, cause he does say like, he's like, I'm sorry, your mom said you're an abuser of women. That part of it- At the beginning, he's like, he's a great guy.

And then he's like, I know your mom said you're an abuser of women. That's why it's so all over the place. The thing I'm curious about is like- They refuse to call people bad people, even if they do bad things repeatedly. Or if they do, it's like they're quoting someone else. Like, I mean, I'm not about is like call people bad people, even if they do bad things. Or if they do, it's like they're quoting someone else. Like, I mean, I don't, I'm not saying your mom said this.

Right. I would never have a spine. Not like my mother. Yeah. As a white guy on the right calling another white guy on the right, an abuser. That's just, that's just impossible. We are not able to do that physically, scientifically. But yeah, I think with this, I think there's an air too, where there are

people who are like these career, right? Right. People who have ascended and they can't fathom just like Trump's urge to pick people off the TV screen to be in huge consequential positions, like someone like Ann Coulter, I'm sure would have relished the fact to have some kind of cabinet position. That's what she feels like she was going for this whole time, like with how badly she supported, like or how much she supported him. Yeah, and she'd flip-flop, occasionally she'd be like,

oh, this is all wrong. And I think maybe that was her way to be like, I'm an independent thinker, but I'm still obviously on the side of ethno-nationalism. Get his attention probably a little bit. Well, also, I think these people all are patronage. They are just working for billionaires. There's this invisible web of billionaire funding behind every one of these people. It's just like, okay, they're going to object to this one because maybe a weapons manufacturer doesn't like Pete Hegseth because of some policy or something. You know what I mean? Like it just feels any consistency coming from these people.

We're also funded by a billionaire. So thank you Kylie Jenner for all of, as you watch these YouTube videos, our lips will get progressively bigger. My lip kit is not working, I will say that, but it is hurting. Oh, I was gonna bring up- Trickle down to face-anomics. Thank you, Queen, for your trickle down face-anomics. The Mar-a-Lago face thing, did you see, you know that comedian, Matt Reif,

who everyone was like, yo, what's with his face? He recently just said that, he's like, I did not have plastic surgery. It's I have, I was suffering from delayed puberty and that's why my face changed rapidly. That's, that's what he claims in his book. Yeah. He wrote a book.

Yeah. Yeah. He wrote a book or someone else. Actually, I don't like his standup, but he is one of my favorite authors. He really beautiful writer. It's pros sparkles. I was like, I wasup, but he is one of my favorite authors. He really beautiful writer. It's pros sparkles. I was like, I was like, is that possible? But as my cursory Google search said, like that mostly like delayed

puberty centers around like genitals more than being like, Oh, your chin didn't square up until you were in your late in your early thirties or whatever. Like that's what he was saying. Like Barry Bonds having his head completely changed shape in his early thirties or whatever. Like that's what he was saying. Like Barry Bonds having his head completely change shape in his late thirties. Right from the HGH. Yeah, yeah. And he was like, I was actually suffering

from late delayed puberty. Like that's what it feels like to me. It's just. Yeah, it's an odd claim to make, but anyway. But then he also, like he's talking about delayed puberty but then he also comes for people's like pronouns and stuff. I'm like, what? Pick a lane. Do you want us to be understanding or not?

No, they're all, no, no, no. Yeah. No. Well, can you have empathy just for me in this narrow capacity? And then don't call me out when I have none for anyone else, please, please, please. All right, let's take a quick break and we'll be right back. Skylight Frame is more than just a photo frame.

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And Jack in the Box is testing a new burrito filled with noodles. Jack in the Box's sauced and loaded chicken burrito features sweet and spicy honey garlic sriracha tossed yakisoba noodles. No. No. You're appropriating my culture. Yakisoba in a burrito? Are you fucking stupid, Jack?

I thought you were going to say fast food, Miles. Not you, Jack. Are they appropriating my fast food culture right now by mashing together all the fast foods? This is, I don't know, man. I just, I don't know, being, I think Asian, I just can't fathom eating noodles, like within another thing.

Like noodles are meant to be just on their own. I just, I don't know, I'm rigid here. I'm rigid. I can't get a bite. I like to eat my noodles between two slices of bread like a goddamn American. Right. Spaghetti sandwich.

Spaghetti sandwich. That's what I call it. Spaghetti burger. None of this isriracha nonsense. Doesn't this feel like it would just completely fall apart? Like all the noodles would just come out. You'd take one bite and all the noodles would be like hanging out of your mouth.

I'm sure they chopped it up to the point that it's just like mushy. They give you like chopsticks with it so you can pick them out of the burrito. You see like a hipster having like one bite off the top. Like I actually just came back from Japan. You see like a hipster, like having like one bite off the top. Like I actually just came back from Japan. They have like a ramen noodle spoon and the chopsticks in the burrito.

Burrito between your knees. I would if I ever had to taste test this. I would bring a pair of scissors. Jack, you say that to every dinner. Every time you're watching, it's like, let's go to a fancy Italian restaurant. You're like, I'm going to have to bring a pair of scissors. Yeah, that's that Korean style. That's that Korean influence on you.

Huh? That's that lesbian influence. I'm in the scissors, like cutting up so much meat and stuff. Cause like, whenever I like, whenever I do that, I'm like, yeah, this is so much easier than using a knife, fucking scissor that shit up. Kindergarten style, you know, just had you say, Dion, I don't know. This feels like it's not just the carbs for me. It really is just the design of it feels like it would be such a disaster. It feels, it reminds me of like the double decker KFC chicken sandwich, where

they were like, we'll reinvent the structure of the sandwich by putting the inside on the outside. It's like, that's what that's the exact op. The reason sandwiches exist is they have a handle on the outside. So it's like, that's what? That's the exact op. The reason sandwiches exist is they have a handle on the outside that you also eat. One time I made inside out sushi and it was a delight. Yeah, you eat that with a fucking.

It fell apart immediately. Oh really? It was beautiful. Structural integrity compromised. I just like the comments on this article, like for this like fast food website, there's a lot of people like, Oh, this looks yummy jack in the box. Other people like 799 way too much for a burrito. One person put in like a five paragraph review of this thing. And it's, I can't even read it all. Like I just can't believe someone devoted this many words.

Like the chicken was fine. Reminded me of General So's type texture, but with different flavor profile. There was proper meat under the coating. No scam pieces of just coated air or fat. The sriracha gave the chicken and noodles a little zing. I wish more of the honey garlic came through. I'm like, y'all this is fast food. Shout out Arthur Bush Willow.

Yeah. Arthur Bush Willow. You've done you're doing the Lord's work I know like another person not you need to not shit on these commenters Okay, because if they're not doing this they'd be like saying racist shit on my YouTube videos So just let them come on the fucking noodle burrito and to that I say porque no los dos He might be hitting this with the thoughtful review and then hopping on your YouTube shit brown you know gay brown people you're like oh okay then there's like another comment which is this is so gross and pointless like spaghetti on pizza why i don't know if this is spaghetti on pizza, but sure.

I think a lot of people are just I think they're said that it's carbs upon the beast of carbs on carbs. Yeah. I'm on carbs on carbs. That is not my that is not the issue because there's just we have carbs with. We have like fucking garlic bread before pizza all the time. We have garlic bread knots. Like, what are you talking about? That's not the problem.

Ever made a pizza on garlic bread Yeah, shut it down. We got to go there is we gotta go hold new Domino's crust is like garlic. No, no, you know what I'm talking about I'm talking like the motherfucking garlic bread has your marinara and cheese and shit on it So like you're eating garlic bread. That is also being like the garlic bread is the dough. Yeah. Like a friend, like a stove, a friend's frozen pizza like that. Okay. This is how people are like the structural integrity gets compromised when people try to invent new things. You're like, you know, that light dough, right? Can it hold load bearing pepperoni?

Like a soup's worth of cheese and sauce on top of it? What if we just slathered that shit down? Anyway, these idiots with the noodle burrito. Yeah. Nah. Use your fucking heads, Jack in the Box. And also, I realize for the people who don't know Jack in the Box isn't. More like Jack out of the Box.

Yay. I know it's not nationwide, but I'll let you know the food isn't that great. It's good for being high out of your mind. You shut your fucking mouth. You shut your fucking mouth, Miles. What's your nationwide, but I'll let you know the food isn't that great. It's good for being Jalapeno poppers there and milkshakes all the Toppers yeah that Oreo milkshake the the cheap tacos the Best thing I think they're my favorite. They're so disgusting. They're so gross They're deep fried tacos that have deep fried and have lettuce in them. So they're deep fried lettuce, hot salad. This is the noodle burrito from when that was invented, right? When people are like, oh, you can't deep fry lettuce in a taco. It was naysayers like you that almost made it not happen.

I guess it is. I guess it is. Yeah. I almost made it not happen. I guess it is. I guess it is, yeah. All right. Pahla V, what a pleasure having you on The Daily Zeitgeist as always. Where can people find you, follow you here, you see you, all that good stuff?

I am at Pahla V Ganalan, P-A-L-L-A-B-I-G-U-N-A-L-A-N, everywhere, and you can follow me on Instagram and I'm on Blue Sky. I got the Pahla V handle when Elon first bought Twitter. I got the just Paula V handle for Blue Sky. Hell yeah. But on everywhere else, I'm Paula V. Gnallin. I also run a show at the Comedy Store

called Facial Recognition Comedy. Our next show is on the 20th of December. It's Friday. I think this one's at 10 p.m. Come through and yeah. I have- Is that the fifth day of Christmas? Would that be? The fifth day of Christmas. I don't know.

Isn't it? Is it 12 days? How many days? 12 days of Christmas. There's 12 days, but I don't know if it counts up or back. Well, December 4th is the Santa's list day. No, it's from December. I remember because this blew our minds when we first learned about it through the show. It starts on Christmas Day.

Right. And it goes to January 5th. Yeah. What? It goes forward? Look, ask fucking Jesus, dude. This is his fucking party, dude, not mine. But that guy does party.

He's like the next week, he's like, no, it's still my birthday. It's still my birthday. They're like, it's January. He's like, it's still my birthday. It's still my birthday. Like it's January. He's like, it's my birth month. It starts. Are you serious? Dude, I'm sorry, bro.

I can't kick it with Jesus again. This dude doesn't go to sleep. You keep turning the water into wine. And the fucking crazy. He doesn't even fucking drink, dude. He doesn't. Weirdest fucking dude to hang out. He just keeps getting people to bathe his feet.

It's fucking weird. He doesn't drink, but he will feed you wine all night. Just keep feeding you. He's like, yeah, that water. Why don't you take another look at it? He keeps waiting for us to stand. Oh, I didn't know you like to get wet. And then holding it against us.

Thirsty? Why don't you drink some of that water? Oh, damn. I didn't know you like to get wet. That's PCP, my man. Angel dust. And then you try to get PCP my man. And then you try to call him out on it. And then he just holds up his hands and he's like, Hey, see what I did for you.

Yeah. He always brings up the stigmata dude. It's like, shut the fuck up. All right. He's like the stigma on my stigmata. And it's like, we get it. It's just crazy, dude. I can still play like wonderwall despite the. I can fucking rip it, dude.

Despite the stigmata. Oh my God. All right, weird flex Jesus, bro. Bro, put down the guitar. We're at a party. So he's doing up top with his hands to give you a five. And then he goes, ow! And then he goes through the hole.

Yeah. Ow, ow, ow, what'd you do? Oh my God! I'm just fucking with you. I can barely feel it anymore. Oh my me! That's for sure. It's so long you. I can barely feel it anymore. Oh my me. That's true. It's been so long ago. I barely even notice it anymore.

Polly, is there work of media that you've been enjoying? Okay. The last time I was on the pod, I suggested books and I got good feedback. People read the books and they messaged me about it and I did not respond because I don't respond to people online if I don't know them, because sometimes they're insane men. But I appreciate your DM. I got The Fade, which is a comic book by Aubrey Iyengar, who is like a dropout person.

So they came up with the story and then Marie Costa did the art and it's really cool. And then I have been reading the Earthsinger Chronicles by L. Penelope, which is a fantasy book, also black female author. And I just found out about these, I haven't read that one. This is a third or fourth one, The Cry of Metal and Bone.

I haven't read it yet, but I'm excited. And then I haven't read this one either, Clyde Barker, but apparently he does really good like horror, like thriller type things. Um, this one's Mr. Begon. It's by Clive Barker? Yeah. Or it's by Mr. Begon.

Yeah. Clive Barker, Mr. Begon. Clive Barker, maker of the Nightmare on Elstree franchise? Hellraiser. Yeah. I know it sounds like a fake, oh, Victor saysive Barker rocks. Hell. Yeah. Okay. Yeah I'm just like one of our great maker. Yeah. Yeah made wasn't it hell hell razor razor Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I haven't I haven't read his books, but I'm excited cuz

Somebody recommended him so I even know he was like an author. I'm like, yeah do the fucking guy from hell razor I thought the book was about Clive Barker. That's where I didn't even know he was an author. I'm like, yeah, dude, the fucking guy from Hellraiser. I thought the book was about Clive Barker. That's where. Yeah. Cause he's Mr. Begone. Mr. Begone.

Mr. Begone. It's like from Chicago. Miles, where can people find you? Is there work in media you've been enjoying? Yeah. You can find me wherever they got the ad symbols at miles of gray that includes blue sky, B-Sky find me there. Also find Jack and I on the basketball podcast,

miles and jack i'm at boosties. You can also find me talking about 90 day fiance on the podcast for 20 day fiance. Tweet I like is from at Crang T Nelson, who's also on blue sky also. And the tweet is just like a sort, Hayley Welch. This episode of Hock-Tua, we're going to discuss the brief coup attempt in Korea and the ensuing events in Seoul. How did we get here? What's next for the embattled president?

With me today is Gore Vidal. Gore Vidal, thank you, Hayley, and let me say a Hock-Tua to you. Oh my God, that was a quickctua to you. Oh my God. That was a quick one. That too. We talked about yesterday's trending already. Yeah.

Anyways, you can find me on Twitter at Jack underscore O'Brien. You can find me on blue sky at Jack OB one work of media. I've been enjoying is blue sky.com, uh, which which is in my browser history now, because I keep hitting it, and it's just a place where you can buy planners, calendars, shop accessories. I keep going there, I'm giving them a lot of traffic. Wait, what's it called? Because, bluesky.com, because I'm trying to go

to bsky.social, and I keep going to go to be sky dot social and I keep Highly recommend their calendars and planners and other accessories wait, what have you bought? Have you bought anything? I haven't bought anything, but it's just kind of a nice Yeah, it's just they're also raising money for breast cancer and they're gonna match up to $10,000 for Giving Tuesday. It's Giving Tuesday. It's Giving Tuesday. It is Giving Tuesday, guys. You can find us on Twitter at Daily Zeitgeist. We're at The Daily Zeitgeist on Instagram.

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It's called, I Just Can't Be Alone. And it's got a nice, like, you know, just little waltzy kind of bounce to it. Kind of like old, kind of like old Motown-y, but definitely more modern, like her vocal style and the production style is definitely more modern but you know it's in three back when those songs just be three anyway so check that out I just can't be alone Lexa Gates okay all right well we will link off to that in the footnotes the daily guys is a production of iHeartRadio for more podcasts from

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