The Daily Zeitgeist - Mueller Fan Theories, LOL GO TO JAIL Paul Manafort 3.7.19

Episode Date: March 7, 2019

In episode 343, Jack and Miles are joined by comedian Matt Lieb to discuss an update on the Papa John scandal, R. Kelly's interview with Gayle King, the Mueller investigation, Trump paying off Stormy Daniels cause he loves his family, Facebook screwing up AGAIN, Roger Stone screwing up AGAIN, new mayo mash-up flavors, dogs eating pot, and more!FOOTNOTES:1. A timeline of the Papa John's scandal, from the slur to the settlement2. ‘This is a Renaissance painting’: A photo sums up Gayle King’s explosive R. Kelly interview3. Brennan says he 'wouldn't be surprised' if more Mueller indictments come on Friday4. Sen. Mike Rounds: Trump paid hush money to Stormy Daniels because "he loves his family and I don't think he wanted his family to go through this." 5. U.S. users are leaving Facebook by the millions, Edison Research says6. Judge Doubles Down on Scrutiny of Roger Stone’s Book7. These New Mayo Mash-Up Flavors Are Either a Miracle or a Sign of the End Times8. ‘Pot dogs’ a growing concern for pet owners9. WATCH: Andy Shauf - "Wendell Walker" Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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New episodes every Thursday. Hello, the internet, and welcome to Season 72, Episode 4 of The Daily Zeitgeist! Yeah! A podcast where we take a deep dive into America's shared consciousness. It's Wednesday, March 7th, 2019. My name's Jack O'Brien, a.k.a. Don't do me like Jack!

Don't do me like Jack! No, no, Miles Graby! Don't do me like Jack! All right right i gave up on that one at the end uh thank you to christy yamaguchi main and i'm thrilled to be joined as always by my co-host mr miles gray it was march 7th oh yeah. My dad never came to my track meets and when I saw him I knew something was wrong.

Oh my god. He took me for a ride around Amelia Earhart Park in North Hollywood with this song playing in the background and told me I'm leaving your mom. Wow. It's the anniversary on March 7th. Thank you for everyone who sent their thoughts and prayers. I had to just honor this day with that moment.

Damn. Just to keep the zeitgeist lore alive. You know what? I'm actually going to text my dad. Good. You know what today is, right? Yeah, text him at the beginning of the show and see if he gets back to us by the end. He might say, who the fuck is this?

This is a great episode to have on a first-time guest. Oh, yeah, right? You're singing, I'm sobbing to Busta Rhymes. It's all very confusing, but I'm into it. That voice is our third guest, or our guest in the third seat today. He is a hilarious comedian, writer, and actor, Mr. Matt Lee. Hey, everyone. What's up?

Yeah, I'm doing good. You guys both sing songs. Yeah. I sobbed a song. Yeah, Mr. Matt Lee. Hey, everyone. What's up? Yeah, I'm doing good. You guys both sang songs. Yeah. It was fun. I sobbed a song. Yeah, you did sob one. I really delivered. Yeah, yeah, I liked it.

You made a pun on your name. Yeah, that's the idea, man. That's fun. I love comedy. If Matt leave me now, that's my name. Hey! You take away the biggest part. Someone's phone just rang in the middle of my bit.

That is unbelievably rude. That was my dad. Was it? Yeah. What did he say? New dad who diss. I just say, you know what tomorrow is? He just said, why?

Why is a great. Today is why. Wow. Well. Is this the anniversary of your dad leaving your mom. Wow. Well, I'll get... Is the anniversary of your dad leaving your mom? Yeah. Oh, that's fun. Yeah, and I always bring it up because I'm fine now.

When was this? Was this last... Oh, okay. This has been a bit. No. Feels like yesterday, Matt. Well, yeah, but I mean, at this point, surely you're over it, happy for it? I don't know.

You know, my therapist says I'm making progress. Oh, that's good. That's good. Why is just a great chest pass back to you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right back. Why? He's the master of the power move.

Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, why? It could mean anything. Yeah. Like, why are you asking about it? Yeah, right. Why is that still bothering you?

Is that why you're good? You good? You're not good? Okay, because I'm thriving. What if he just sent you, sent you the sunglasses happy face emoji? That would be, you know what today is? Hell yeah, I know what today is. It's actually a GIF of my dad, but it's like the deal with it sunglasses coming down on his face.

I'm like, oh my God, you just made that? You had that ready, dad. You just have a deal with it GIF on lock? Okay. With that song playing in the background. Then it wouldn't be a GIF. It would be a video. I'm sorry.

That's a good point. He just texted back again. Oh, he just said, he just hit me with the date. He goes, he said, March 7th? Damn. God damn. He is gaslighting the shit out of you. Does your phone not have the date on it or something?

Sauvage. Wow. Sauvage. Anyway, let's not make this about me. Yeah, let's not. Yeah. Matt, we're going to get to know you a little bit better in a moment. First, we're going to tell our listeners a couple of the things that we're doing today.

We're saying goodbye to the Papa, Big John Schnattery or whatever. Schnatter. Schnatter. Whatever, yeah. He is off the board at Papa John. We're going to talk about the R. Kelly interview to end all R. Kelly interviews, maybe. We're going to talk about the speculation

over when the Mueller report is going to drop and how the grand old party is defending Trump against the Stormy Daniels payments. Hush payments. Mine are hush. But first, Matt, we'd like to ask our guest, what's something from your search history that's revealing about who you are? Oh, well, so one thing I did, well, the last thing I searched was the words how come.

How come? Yeah, because I like to mess with the autofill results. Yeah. You guys ever fuck with that? I want to see what mine are now. Yeah, so it's like this game that I do because I'm a stand-up comic, so I'll go on stage and just ask for a letter and Google how come and a letter and see the autofill results that pop up, and they're pretty amazing because I—

Yo, he's calling me right now. I'm so sorry. Your dad is calling you? Should I get him on speakerphone real quick? No. This was a terrible idea. Hey, are you at work? Yeah, I'm at work.

Wow. Is this something, is March 7th every year it pops up? Yeah. Yeah. He's got a Google reminder. Dad, I'm fucking with you. This is on the podcast. Hey, Mr. Gray.

Oh, God. Don't worry. You call my bluff on this bit. Everybody in the room is sweating right now. Don't worry. He's totally over it. All right. I love you. I disown you.

Peace. Dude. Shit. Your dad is playing 4D chess with your heart. I know, man. He just poured a 40 out on me. God damn. What a good guy.

I'm sorry. Let's actually take that out. 40 out on me. God damn. What a good guy. I'm sorry. Let's actually take that out. He was really trying to have a heart to heart with me. I know. Because it's funny. Anyway, I'll talk about this. He's like, you talk about it on the show. He's like, is everything

okay? I'm like, yeah, it's alright. He really checked on me like, dad, who cares? God damn. Oh, man. That was kind of amazing. If you take that out, you're doing a disservice to all of the fans Alright we'll keep it in So they can hear He is a good man

That was some real father shit That was awesome man But he brought my trauma right back When he was like Has this been something you've been dealing with ever since I'm sure the tone matched up The tone Melting me with the tone matched up with the tone with the tone yeah yeah yeah yeah well god that

ain't a fucking first-rate pog that's some american this american life shit right now damn we gave that to y'all for free yeah anyway i'm sorry oh no back to you that was 10 times more interesting well that gave that gave me some time to uh type how come different letters yeah how come m mine are kind of boring i'm interested to hear what yours are how come m is how come my dog doesn't how which might have been something i've asked before because my dog does not you're you're messing up are you on google right now uh yeah so you're fucking up you gotta you gotta go to yahoo dude oh damn yahoo is like that's where people i've been fucking up my whole life yeah yeah you gotta

use yahoo for life dude yeah yeah okay that's my oh you're y4l oh dude all day damn okay because yahoo it's got everything you know it's got uh it's got like news yeah it's got sports uh-huh you know what in bing what you do it says how come m how come my keyboard doesn't work yeah yeah yeah how the fuck do you type that in yo mine is maybe it's voice voice i guess so they know too much about me because yeah i did i did how come m and again how come my dog don't bark when you come around? See, exactly. It'll be phrased in a different way. That's very strange. Yeah, yeah.

On Google, it's like, how come my dog doesn't howl? On Yahoo, it's like, why come dog never bark good no more? If dog is a dog socialist? Oh, wow. How come dog make not make wolf sound? How come dog look like wolf don't act like wolf? Well, if they do know a lot about me, then the how come N is very troubling because the first result is how come nobody likes me?

Yeah, but that's fair though. Because if you're Googling how come. Yeah, that's true. You're not very likable, you know? Yeah. Mine is how come Netflix isn't working? Yeah. How come Netflix isn't working?

How come Netflix isn't working? Mine is how, the second one is how come Netflix doesn't have any good movies? They think I'm just depressed. How come neon glows? My favorite ever was how come no Golden Compass 2? What the fuck? They got Golden Compass 1. My favorite is how come L because that's where you get all the hard hitters.

How come life is so hard? How come liquor does not freeze? How come liberals are stupid? How come lice don't drown? How come Lilo and Stitch? That's it? Just how come. How come Lilo and Stitch?

Like they're watching it. Yeah, that's on mine, too. And they're confused. Like, how come, Lilo? How come Lowe's Stitch? Like they're watching it. Yeah, that's on mine too. And they're confused. Like, how come Lilo? On big, how come Lowe's won't tile bathrooms? How come Lincoln MKZ isn't popular? Oh man, this could be its own whole podcast.

No, it really could be. Just comparing it, how come, why come. It's a bit that I've done like, one time I was like, let's just see how long I could do it. I did it for 20 minutes one time and it was beautiful. Just people, you can play this game alone how old do they think i am my first how come l uh is how come linda left blue bloods what is what does any of that i think that's that tom selick show that nobody's ever watched under the age of 65 that's why yahoo is amazing damn that's for people who search shit and they're like i don't even want to know the answer i feel really bad like it's the best type of person that is great

well you have uh wasted the rest of my day yeah yeah yeah uh what is something you think is underrated green book oh no yeah green book okay so i haven't seen it so i can't say anything that's right what about about you? Have you seen Green Book? I've read enough about it. And you're going to talk shit on Green Book. That's what everyone does. They don't see it, and they talk mad shit on Green Book.

But guess what? Green Book, solid movie. It was cute. It was like, yeah, it was racist. Sure. Sure, it was racist. But it was like racist in an adorable way and the racist in a fairly in a fairly brother's way where it was like you know you're just watching the you know a boomer

do his best you know a white liberal boomer just like you know what'll cure racism this fucking this movie man and it's like uh yeah and it's like it's one of those movies that just makes you feel good so anytime people watch the movie it's funny if you read. And it's like, yeah, it's one of those movies that just makes you feel good. So anytime people watch the movie, it's funny, if you read any review that's like talking shit on it, they're like, listen, I saw Green Book and I liked Green Book. They all say the same thing. And also, you know, it won the Academy Award for Best Picture. And I think that's bullshit because, you know, The Favorite was the best movie of the year easily. Love The Favorite.

Yeah. Or at least of the nominees. It's definitely Sorry to Bother You was the best. of the year. Easily. Love the favorite. Yeah. Or at least of the nominees. It's definitely sorry to bother you was the best, but that is. Yeah. Um, but yeah, no green book, dude,

you got to see it. Okay. You got to see green book. It's like, it's about a guy driving. He's like, Hey, I'm white savior.

And over here, it's, it's really cute. You'd, if you saw it, you'd be like, okay, I get why people like,

I think the reason i don't want to watch it is because i don't want racism to end right right i feel like if i do it will end that's true as soon as i saw that movie i was like oh dude thank god racism's over i was getting a little sick and tired of hearing about it to be honest now that it's over now it's over i can go on being racist i can get back to it yes Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is something you think is overrated? Overrated? Let me see.

The state of Israel. Oh, no. Wow. Here's the thing. Real Ilhan Omar over here. I'm a real Ilhan Omar. Listen, it's fine. But it's like one of those things where it's like as soon as you mention it or criticize it, people get mad.

It's just a country. It's a country full of people. Every country's got people in it. Why can't we talk a little shit about it? You ever been? No. Yeah, it's fine. It's fine.

You've been? Yeah, I went on Birthright. It's a lot of people singing Jewish camp songs and stuff like that. And I'm just like, Jew camp fucking sucked. If any Jews are listening, you know what I'm talking about. and stuff like that and i'm just like jew camp fucking sucked if you went to if any jews are listening you know what i'm talking about jew camp was not like the greatest experience you spend most of it watching other people fucking you know hooking up with other people and you're just like life is gonna be sad for me because i'm never gonna be able to fuck anyways so like it's and

it's also it's just uh you know know, it's just – it's small. It's, like, confining. If you've ever spent a long period of time, it's like, what if you spent your entire life living in New Jersey? Right. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's too tiny. Your whole country was New Jersey.

You want a big country, dude. Big countries are where it's at. You want a big country. You want Afghanistan. You want Brian Reeves. Yeah, exactly, man. You want Russia. That's a big-ass country.

I mean, I don't want to live in Russia because I don't think they like Jews, but I do think that it's a lot of land mass. You go to Siberia. Siberia, get lost. You get lost in Siberia. That's fun. Really, everything is walkable in Israel. You just walk.

The entire country is walkable. You can walk the entire country in a day. Too small. Too little. That's all I'm saying. And what is a myth? What's something people think is true you know to be false? Oh, that's a great question.

What is a myth? I guess the biggest myth is that, I mean, and this is back to anti-Semitism, but the idea that all Jews have money. I don't have money. I have no money. Do you guys have money i don't have money i have no money do you guys have money uh i have two i have three money you have three money you have three money okay okay six i'm trying to get to five money you know yeah but wait neither of you guys are jewish right right okay so that makes sense that you guys have some money right i don't have any money and people

always talking about that and i feel like you know we need to stop the scourge of anti-Semitism in this country. I think it's messed up. Right. Also, though, Israel's bullshit. It's a lame-ass little country. It's not that great. Right. Yeah.

We were talking yesterday about how somebody put a dollar sign in. Who was it? Tom Steyer's name. Tom Steyer's name. Yeah, Jim Jordan did. Damn. Yeah, just because. Yeah, that's what people do.

It's fucked up. You gotta know. And no one's dragging him. Right. Or at least his party isn't dragging him. Yeah, that's what people do. It's fucked up. You got to know. And no one's dragging him. Or at least his party isn't dragging him. Yeah, it's messed up. It's because the Democratic Party got a lot of problems right now. I don't know if you guys heard about it. Do you guys ever talk about politics on this podcast?

We do. We try to stay away from it. We try to stay away. That's fair. I'm very nervous about this discussion. I'd rather shy away. I'm going to call my dad again. Yeah. discussion yeah i'd rather shy away i'm gonna call my dad again yeah yeah there's like that's an easier conversation to have than like uh let's uh talk about the middle east for a while

let's talk about it uh mostly we talk about papa john's actually yeah yeah which is what we're gonna get into first yeah the travails of one papa john schnatter is no longer on the board of papa john's he did not get his name correction or did not get to save his good name as he promised us he would no turns out he is just an asshole yeah yeah yeah yeah so what why did he get let go was it the more racism is the racial slurs it was the tanking of the brand in response to Colin Kaepernick. And then basically just his presence became untenable. Yeah. And so they were trying to oust him.

He was trying to sue them. They were just like, dude, you're not going to fucking get back in here. And he had to sell his shares off. And now they've finally reached a settlement to fucking wipe their hands clean of him. They bought him out, right? Is there a new papa? So apparently one thing he did get in the lawsuit is a right to have a say in who will replace him. He gets to pick the step-papa?

Yes. That's sick. I think it's David Duke. Yeah. That would be pretty cool. That would be sick? Yes. That's sick. I think it's David Duke. Yeah. That would be pretty cool. That would be sick, dude. That's pretty cool. That way Papa John's gets to keep its brand.

He'd be the grand wizard of Papa John's. The grand papa. Yeah. Also, Mario Batali. Some Me Too shit from last year is shaking out. shit from last year is shaking out. Mario Batali has had his steak in all, I guess

45 of his restaurants bought out by his partners. Italian eating is now woker today than it was yesterday. Are you going to call Papa John's Italian? Yeah, for sure. Yeah, sure he is. He makes a pizza.

It's Papa John's. I'm high on Coke, tossing your pies here. Right. yeah, for sure. Yeah, sure he is. He makes a pizza. It's Papa John's. It's a Papa John's. I'm high on Coke, tossing your pies here. Right. It's a crossover. It's what's that called? It's fusion cuisine. It fuses Italian eating with sugar. Racism.

Oh, yeah. And racism. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. All right. Let's talk about this R. Kelly interview, you guys. Oh, yeah. All right.

Okay. Yeah. Yeah. this r kelly interview you guys oh i'm okay okay uh yeah so yeah r kelly sat down with gail king and he was not prepared he was not prepared and really i don't even want to play the clips it's because it's just a bunch of he's just victimizing himself really crying he's saying like they're trying to kill me with this bullshit i'm trying to to live. And he's, and Gayle King just looks at him and she's like, wow, sounds like you're the victim. Wow. And he was just kind of like, didn't realize she was just like, I'm looking right through you.

And he was like, yeah, man, because I don't know what's happening. He was not picking up on the subtleties of Gayle King's tone. Yeah, it was a, I mean, the interview is good in the sense that it's one of those, you know, a lot of times where there have been controversies, celebrity controversies, like these interviews are just sort of like a PR stop

where it's like pre-negotiated to be a peaceful conversation. I'll ask you things adjacent that won't fully, you know, press you. But Gail King just full court press out the gate. And he just, all he could do was deny, blame other people. He claimed the parents sold him the children? Yeah, like, they gave them up to me. They handed them over, I think was the thing he said.

Which is weird for, because at one point in the conversation he was saying, no, I never had anything to do with girls under 17 years old. But then the other one he was saying parents handed him over at 17 listen i would never have sex with a 17 year old right but if you're gonna give me one i mean essentially what choice do i have and then he said something about i was like i only look at legal women or something yeah i was like that's a very odd word choice yeah yeah yeah right yeah he's uh it was just a you know know, it was not a good show. Like, he basically had a breakdown.

His publicist had to, like, sit him down. Damn. But it was, like, you could tell he was putting on, like, his greatest performance. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, it was very, you know, he was out there. I got the sense that he felt like it was working at various points well he looked directly in the camera most of the time yeah you know like pled with the i guess people or yeah yeah yeah yeah he's looking to all of his fans out there and people out there like please

believe me and it's like uh that's pretty gross yeah no it was and it just came off like a man who knows he's caught yeah and though he's just trying to do whatever he can to try and make himself look innocent and it's just it's so transparent it's yeah it wasn't a good show it was not he must feel good about the whole uh the leaving neverland documentary coming out because it like takes a little bit of the focus away from him yeah but in a way michael jackson is dead and he's alive well right that's the That's the thing. It's like, you know, the fact that is we're just going to relitigate what happened with Michael Jackson and but he's already dead. So we might as well keep talking about Art Kelly.

Take it out on him. Yeah. I mean, Art Kelly, though, is still the fact that he is not like in jail for having sex prisoners. Yeah. That's a little weird. Or just straight up sex tapes. Yeah. Yeah. Well, sex prisoners. Yeah. That's a little weird. Or just straight up sex tapes. Yeah, yeah.

Well, sex tapes are fine. The most incriminating of sex tapes in the history of sex tapes. Yeah. So the issue was not that he peed on someone. It was that he peed on a minor, right? It's a new tape that came out with him explicitly describing

the age of the minor in the video. Damn! It's really fucked up. It's straight out of the minor in the video. Damn! It's really fucked up. It's straight out of the Chappelle sketch, where the person's got the ID, two forms of ID out and stuff. Nearly. Damn. All right, we're going to take a quick break,

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We're back. And there's a lot of speculation at the moment. Mueller's been quiet for a little while. And people are wondering when the report is going to drop. We've heard from Matt Whitaker that it's going to be any day now, any moment. And a lot of people believe him and think that it is any moment. And the lead headline on Drudge Report this morning is that former CIA director John Brennan was saying that it will be this Friday that the Mueller report will drop. But his reasoning when you actually click through is that it's got to be in the next couple weeks for some reason, just because we're assuming it's going to be soon. And he wouldn't do next Friday because that's the Ides of March. And that would be too dramatic for Mueller. That was his evidence. Because it's the Ides of March? Next Friday would be. So this coming Friday is not the Ides of March. So he says, all right, so the indictments come down on Fridays, right? Okay, so follow me here. Indictments come down on Fridays. Next

Friday is the Ides of March, so it has to be this Friday. Because it'll coincide with the assassination of Caesar? No, because next Friday is the Ides of March. Right. So he doesn't he doesn't want it to be the date that's known as the day Caesar was killed. Yeah. So let's just do it a week ahead. Yeah. That's weird, though, because wouldn't it be perfectly on brand to do it? That seems like the best time to do it. Yeah. He's saying Mueller isn't dramatic enough to do that. That would be too dramatic. It's all very loose. Is that what's going on in the special counsel's office right now? I mean, look, I think

I'm telling you the 15th, baby. It's a good day. Good marketing. How much he wants to just drop the bomb on the news cycle. But also, how many people actually understand the Ides of March? Historically, just in general.

Like, when I heard that, I was like, okay. Yeah. I had to wait for you to mention that it had something to do with Caesar. Right. Yeah, I was like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, right, right, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. Dude, the Ides of March, that's when Lil' Caesar's pizza lost all of its big deal. And he invented Crazy Bread.

Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. Hot and local. Hot and ready. Yeah. But, I mean, i don't begrudge john brennan for like throwing some shit out there in an interview but like that's how starving people are for this report that he throws that out there and they're like well you heard it here it's coming friday i hope it is though man i'm ready yeah i want to hear about it i think that's that's the

truth well they're already selling copies of it on Amazon. I don't know how. They're pre-selling copies? Well, I don't know. There is one that says it's the Mueller Report authored by Robert S. Mueller III with a foreword or introduction by Alan Dershowitz. What? It's a copy that's for pre-sale on Amazon.

That can't be real. And I'm like, this is impossible. Yeah, no. None of that makes sense. The way it works is he's going to hand that to William Barr. William Barr is then going to decide what to do with it. It's not like Mueller drops it off at the Washington Post. Right, exactly.

All right, make the Kindle edition. Yeah, it's all redacted and shit. Yeah, so it's weird that there are, but it's selling. It's a publisher from Sky Horse Publishing apparently got a deal with. Sky Horse. Yeah, I don a deal with... Sky Horse. Yeah, I don't even know who that is. But they hooked it up, so they got Dershowitz to agree to do an introduction once the report comes out. And they're like, we're going to pre-sell copies of this because we know people will pay for it.

I just love the idea that they're like, we need a forward written. Who should we get? Alan fucking Dershowitz. Yeah. Of all the people. Isn't his forward just going to be like, hey, just forward written. Who should we get? Alan fucking Dershowitz. Yeah. Of all the people. Isn't his forward just going to be like, hey, just remember this is all fake. Yeah. This is not real.

He's lying. I mean, Alan Dershowitz, I imagine, is a pretty big Trump supporter. Oh, he's 100%. Yeah. He's been fully, this is a witch hunt. This is a witch hunt. They don't have anything. They're shunning me at the country club because I'm on Team Trump.

It was the Vineyard. Oh, the Vineyard. The dinner party at Martha's Vineyard. No one will talk to me. He's not getting invited to anymore. I mean, I'm looking at Skyhorse Publishing. They have published a book by Alan Dershowitz, The Case Against Democratic House Impeachment of Trump. They've published The Turner Diaries.

They republished Mein Kampf. All the hits. All the hits. Also, the unofficial Fortnite guide, Fortnite Battle Royale Hacks. Oh, shit. So, you know, very serious stuff. That is a weird crossover, though.

Also, like, you think people are buying a real paper book about Fortnite? Have they not heard of, like, message boards for gamers? If it's got a forward by Alan Dershowitz. Yes. The way I avoid being 360 no-scoped. Have they not heard of message boards for gamers? If it's got a forward by Alan Dershowitz. The way I avoid being 360 no-scoped. It sounds like they are just a publisher that jumps on whatever the trend is. They just do a Google search of how come and then trend.

Exactly. That's smart. The Cohen testimony has been pretty big. It's smart. A senator from South Dakota, Mike Rounds, he was on CNN and just offers up just this great defense of it, too. I've been like, yeah, maybe he wrote the checks. Oh, yeah. Just listen to, I mean, the GOP knows how to circle those fucking wagons. Are you okay with all of this? I think most of us have a concern any time you have a president who is trying to work through some very personal matters. I think, I honestly think this president loves his family. And I think it has as much to do with trying not to have public discussions

about something that is, for him, a private matter that he didn't want to have discussed with his family. And I think that's a lot of it. You know, I think that every time I think about this, I think about that particular issue, because I think he really does care about his family. I think he loves his family, and I don't think he wanted his family to go through this. He loves his family.

Something the Republicans have always been overly concerned with is a president having personal issues that he doesn't want to air that dirty laundry unless it's a Democrat, in which case they will publish hundreds of pages of detailed accounting of him stinking a cigar. He loves his family. He loves his family, you know, and we care about the sanctity of families. That's why he's such a good guy. That's why we rip families apart at the border. It's all about families. MCI friends and families plan. So that's again, it's just the the fact that all they have now is like,

he did it because he loves his family. He didn't want his family to know that he was just cheating on his wife months after she gave birth to his son. Because only a sick person would let his wife know. Exactly. That's really the responsible thing. He's trying to hide it. He's keeping it a secret for her.

That's the kind of shit you say when you're caught cheating what'd you want me to tell you i told you because i knew you would be mad i knew you'd react like this i knew you would react like this yeah that's all that gas lighty shit yeah oh yeah i love that it's like well the reason that he did all of this cheating and paying off is because he loves his family. That's really sweet, though, if you think about it. Family man. He's a real family guy.

Sometimes loving your family coincides with having to defraud the American people. Yes. Sometimes. I mean, if it's family or cheating to win an election, sometimes you have to do what's right for your family. Hey, listen, if you got to hire a hitman to kill the person that you cheated with, like, it means you love your family just that much more. Or just intimidate them while they're going into a workout. Isn't that what happened to her? She was like getting out of. Yeah, someone pulled up to her, yeah, in front of a gym.

Yeah. Or, you know, seeking the police to do a weird sting on you at a strip club. Yeah. Well, I mean, that was. After the fact, but yeah. Yeah mean that was after the fact but yeah yeah that was not the police's fault or anything i mean they they were just there and happened to notice that she was letting people touch her as a stripper and they had to investigate because you know because that's a legal sort of thing happen especially cops you know they they never

go to strip clubs no yeah yeah and they hate crimes yes you know especially they do a lot of them right let's talk about facebook real quick because facebook they just can't get out of the way of their own dick they just keep tripping over and over and over again so the most recent revelation is that the phone number you get Facebook for two-step security verification is searchable by other users. Yeah. It can be, it can like, if you're not careful, you know, like when you have any app or whatever social media, it's like, put your phone number in. So we can verify with your text. So they, at first it's sort of like, we just need this for security, but then it was like

searchable in certain instances. So someone could just pull up and pull your number up yeah through your profile that explains a lot actually yeah because i mean not just the robo calls but i also get random text messages because like i was uh doing this show for uh aj plus uh where i would uh attack a lot of like white supremacists and stuff like that, just talk about white nationalism in America. And then I did start getting text messages that were just like, hey, it's okay to be white. Fuck you. Oh, really?

Damn, how the fuck did they get my number? Oh, wow. So I thought I got doxxed on 4chan or something. If I got doxxed on Facebook. Wow. By yourself. Yeah, I doxxed myself. Yeah, self-doxxed.

You got to have that two-step authentication. That's what I did because I figured I didn't want anyone like getting, oh, man, that's messed up. You know, Zuckerberg, he's really fucking up. Yeah. Wow. I wasn't expecting a take like that. Dude, I mean, I know that I have a lot of edgelord opinions, but my edgiest is Zuckerberg. You know what?

Step it up, dude. He's made some mistakes. He's made some mistakes. He's made some mistakes, and he needs to think about that. He needs to own up to them. So we're finally seeing the results of all these fuck-ups, because it's almost like a rhythm at this point. You just like, once a week, there will be an enormous Facebook fuck-up, and they'll

be like, we made some mistakes, and we've learned from these mistakes. And our number one concern is for the Facebook users. Our number one concern is George Soros. Yeah, right. Like, wait, you hired a PR firm to say that? I mean, no. God, that was stupid, too. Yeah, yeah.

Sorry. Sorry. But people are starting to get the fuck off of Facebook in droves. Yeah, no, it's true. Facebook is now the freaking Yahoo of social media websites. Yeah. It's just all crazy people. And I kind of knew that just anecdotally. I don't go on there. I don't know too many people who do. But there were new numbers from Edison Research that show an estimated 15 million fewer people in the United States are using Facebook compared to just 2017.

Damn. And the biggest drop is in the most desirable demographic, the 12 to 34. Didn't they used to be 18 to 34? Did we drop it down to 12 now? I think that's the earliest someone can use Facebook, according to them. Or isn't it 13 or something? I don't know.

It's something like that. And I guess with technology, maybe you want the youngsters because they determine what the next thing is. They're the ones who make the Snapchats and the Instagram stories and whatnot. But they're still— They're vining. It's been like a trend.

It's just falling off and falling off. But one thing is, though, their profits are still strong. Right, because they are doing the thing that cigarette companies did for a long time in fast food. As America and the Western world got aware of the fact that their shit was killing them, they were spreading to other countries, developing nations. Right. And they were saying, this is your only access to the internet is through this Facebook app. Exactly.

Which is really amazing. Now there's some propaganda. Yeah. Soon all of Burma will be like, did you know the earth is through this Facebook app. Exactly. Which is really amazing. Now there's some propaganda. Yeah. Soon all of Burma will be like, did you know the earth is flat? Right. And I'm very excited for that. Yeah. I mean, the shit that they're doing in other countries is worse.

Yeah. I mean, they're causing huge loss of life and genocides. The willful ignorance, yeah, is pretty amazing. But the one thing that's interesting is that despite it falling off on Facebook, a lot of people are just sort of just drifting into Instagram. So at the end of the day, Zuck, he's still got you. Yeah, we're still getting Zucked every day. Just butt Zucked for all of our info and all of our online communiques. I will say, though, that uh has just gotten better and better

in terms of like content because i i joined facebook groups it's my favorite thing to do so like i will join like incel facebook groups and like flat earth facebook groups and they just keep getting bigger and bigger because now it's only idiots who go on facebook and so it's just like people arguing over the dumbest shit ever. It's so, so rad. I bet that flat earth one's good. Oh, it's so good, dude. The flat earthers, man, they're my favorite

because they're the ones who like, they truly do believe that they are the center of the universe and that's my favorite shit. Well, it just helps you feel smarter than other people.

Yeah, man. You're like, oh, you believe that? Yeah, yeah. I fool. Oh, you think the earth's a globe? You fucking lose fucking a moving globe yeah that's what we traveling a half million miles through space right an hour oh yeah oh yeah okay

yeah okay yeah that's unbelievable yeah these guys rule yeah why would you want to be in like a social media platform with a bunch of people who like believe in like science and stuff that's about that's boring right exactly it's just a bunch of people being like, we got to stop climate change. It's like, yeah, I know the Earth is dying. I want to know how the Earth isn't dying and in fact is a flat circle. And in fact is a twist ending.

Yeah, that's what I want. Yeah, exactly. That's my shit. So let's talk about things that are actually happening in the world of Mueller. So we knew roger stone couldn't just shut the fuck up no like that that was not going to happen after yeah he did the cool instagram post with crosshairs on the judge's face who's presiding over his case and he was like

my bad about that you know i didn't think about it when i did it uh it's actually a celtic cross it's a celtic cross It was a symbol of love. But if someone should happen to put you in crosshairs and shoot you, then like, well, shit. I mean, that was probably their idea.

That was their idea, dude. Yeah. So, I mean, now, you know, he got in trouble for that to like,

you need to shut the fuck up once and for all or face jail. And then now he's being summoned once again because he's altered the introduction to his book that like includes like documents and just criticism of the case and the prosecution. So now Judge Amy Berman Jackson is like, OK, sir, you need to come explain yourself. And Roger Stone's lawyers are saying that the new introduction was dated January 2019 and was written and printed by the publisher before the gag order was put in place. Therefore, it's okay. He snuck in right at the buzzer. At the buzzer.

He hit the last keystroke. Right. Exactly. But they're saying he's promoting it and saying it's in stores March 1st, meaning he's telling people to go look at it after the gag order. It's so weird, too, because the way it works is it's not just a gag order that makes it a bad idea to talk shit about a judge like it's your judge your judge yeah that person is gonna uh decide whether or not you spend you know x amount of years in prison but he's just like hey legally though i got in under the fucking wire i don't know you You said the 21st.

I wrote this in January. Yeah. I mean, I'm just saying, like, you're being really irrational, lady. And I feel like you might be too emotional to sit on the court. He's going to get a million years in prison. It's going to be so funny. So now he has to go to jail and basically the judge is being like, okay, well, come in and tell me how this doesn't violate the gag order.

If not, because I'll just revoke your bail at this point and i mean he should be in he should have been in jail yeah already because this man cannot shut up yeah uh and she i mean she i guess she tried to give him a chance but we'll see now when is that going to be determined whether he has to go back to jail uh this week or i mean not that he'll have to go to jail but she could decide to revoke his bail therefore but yeah he's been summoned to you know be like tell me how this doesn't violate the gag order Not that he'll have to go to jail, but she could decide to revoke his bail, therefore putting him in jail. At which point he would be. Yeah, he's been summoned to be like, tell me how this doesn't violate the gag order that I put in place. Yeah.

It's just their way of getting him back in the courthouse so they can arrest him, which is great. Yeah. Because he's still out on bail, technically, right? Yeah, yeah. He's not on bail. Nice. And he can't say nothing, but he's still, and also like posting Instagram posts where

he's just like, oh, Robert Mueller's trying to frame me. Right. Motherfucker. What did I just say? Right. Okay, you really just want to go to jail. But again, he's been living in a world where he's never had to face consequences. He's never had a consequence in his goddamn life.

So it's not surprising. The dude's got a freaking Nixon tattoo on his back. He's like, literally nothing matters. Everything I do, I stay free. Right. It's freaking crazy. What about Paul Manafort. He's like, literally nothing matters. Everything I do, I stay free. Right. It's freaking crazy. What about Paul Manafort?

What's going on with him? So he's going to be, he's getting sentenced this week in Virginia and D.C. And the sentencing filing that Robert Mueller submitted, it is just, he's basically just saying Paul Manafort should rot in jail for evs. Dang. just saying, Paul Manafort should rot in jail for evs. And just sort of line by line. He goes through talking in regards to his acceptance of responsibility. Mueller basically was like, LOL. This guy isn't even human.

These are all word for word. Word for word. Quotes from the Mueller report. It just says, acceptance of responsibility, LOL. Oh, wait, what? For real? Yeah, just like that. And also, when you look at like his man for its own lawyers are like well uh a lot of these other people put him up to this stuff

he's really a victim of the system right so already they're like there's no acceptance of responsibility so yeah fuck that i can't even consider him making good on that right cooperation alleged cooperation right again this man was lying man was lying to Robert Mueller when he had his deal in place. So again, LOL on that one. Recidivism. Just put fuck out of here. That's all he put in there. This motherfucker, if he's out, will fuck around again without fail.

And then there was this argument. His lawyers are like, but he's old. You know what I mean? And he has gout. And you know that he could die. Does he really have gout? Yeah, you know what i mean and he has gout and you don't you know that he could die does he really have gout yeah yeah yeah of course but however that is amazing in the filing mother's like it's odd that he only brings this up when he's in trouble right yeah and and also he's like there's doctors in jail bro right yeah yeah go to jail don't play that gout card with me yeah don't play the gout card with

me i've heard that song too many times. And basically was like, you can just die, bro. There are doctors in there. Can you really mention the fact that there are doctors in prison? Well, just saying sort of very straightforward. It's not as if he is unable to receive medical care while in prison. Right. So I'm not sure how this is.

They got universal health care in prison? Yeah. So I'm not sure how this is. They got universal healthcare in prison? Yeah. That's so fucked up. I know. How the hell did they have universal healthcare, but we don't have universal healthcare? I mean, when you hear about prison healthcare, though, it is not good. I'm sure it's not good, but they probably get food.

I mean, prisons are bad and should be abolished, but I'm saying, like, let's just make universal healthcare. Three hots and a cot, man. Three hots and a cot. Three hots and a cot. So, yeah i mean muller has no sympathy he's just you know he's just recommending hell for yeah which will be interesting when he when he finally gets uh sentenced because it'll be this is somebody who's done nothing but bad yeah yeah and i have zero i'm just like great good make an example of this this, man. Yeah.

Well, we will find out all on Friday when the Mueller report is ultimately issued. It is immediately available on Amazon with color illustrations of everything that Trump did. Everything. Unredacted. And his whole family is indicted. And also, if you look in the bottom right corner, it's a pee tape flip book. I mean, I hope he's just dropping on 420. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. The mayonnaise, ketchup, pink concoction. Or if you're Puerto Rican, mayo chup. Mayo chup. Or salsa golf. Or what else they call it? Fry sauce. Right, right.

Did you say salsa golf? Salsa rosada. Okay. There's many. Yeah. I mean, I think that's in Argentina they call it salsa golf. That's sick. Well, because in Central and South America, when that came out, everyone was like, we've been eating this forever. We've been had this.

Yeah. But now it was a bit of a wave for Heinz. So now they have decided, all right, well, we got to come out with the next wave. The mayo must is what they're calling it. Mayonnaise and mustard mixed together, which sure, that's fine. But the name, the name, like I think they just,

I don't think I realized how easy Dijonais and mayo chup had it, even though mayo chup isn't great. But mayo must? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Like musty? Sounds like smelly ass mayo.

Yeah. It's like mustard that's gone bad. Yeah. It's like imagine somebody put mustard, used mustard as deodorant. Right. And checked back in a week. It's like mayo left in the sun. Right.

Right. And then they just put it on your sandwich. Also, I have to mention, as many people have noticed, this is a Mr. Show sketch, too. Yes. What? The mayo-stirred mustard mayonnaise and must-mayo-stardonnaise commercial. You know how they used to just do back-to-back sequences of competing commercials? Yeah, yeah.

It's just so funny. Yeah, they're like, they predicted it already. That's probably why they couldn't call it mayo-stirred. They're like, no, it's already a Mr. Show. Yeah, right. Well, so I tried to, I was like, what are these idiots doing? Who are the ad wizards who came up with this one? And then I tried to come up with better ones,

because they also have a barbecue one that's mayo Q, which, eh, whatever. But then I tried, and it's hard, man. There's not very many good combinations. Because you got the nays ending or stirred. Nays is hard. Right. Mustard nays. Stirred a's.

Musto nays. Mate, fuck. Barba nays. All the barbecue ones are rough. Yeah. Because barba nays sounds like something. Like a shaving cream? Yeah, you'd put like barber tools in to cleanse them.

I kind of like, I mean, I don't do mayo chup that often. I like mustard on fries a lot too. So I could fuck with mayo must. I must use it. Mayo Q? Eh, all right. I mean, I don't know if we, are people dying for a mixture of barbecue sauce and mayonnaise? I mean, it's just, can't you just put them together yourself?

Yeah. You can do that, right? Which was the thrust of the Mr. Show sketch when it's like, are you a slave to the two-jar system? It was like that old Apple commercial where people were like in like a dreary concrete prison using mustard and mayonnaise separate jars. But yeah, I don't know. Sure. Just mix it up. Yeah. I mean, I just, I don't know. Sure. Just mix it up. Yeah.

I mean, just adding Q at the end or beginning of stuff could work. Yeah. Q, yeah. Barmail. Yeah. Barnaise. Q must. Q no.

Q-o. Q may. Q-a-non. Mustard. There it is. Q-a-non. That's my favorite, dude. Yeah.

It's barbecue sauce and a Pizzagate conspiracy theory. It's barbecue sauce that's going to break up a cabal of child predators that fights crime. But yeah, I mean, that must have been what those brainstorming sessions sounded like over at Heinz HQ. Or was it just one day like this where you're like, honestly, I don't think we can only call it Mayo Must and Mayo Q. If anyone else has any genius ideas, I can hear them now him now one guy in the back we could not do any of it take him out yeah uh yeah it's it's tough it's a it's a they're in a tough position and i feel great sympathy for them are you a mayonnaise uh lover not really i know i'm white but i don't i don't love it.

Or rather, hater. Not that you love it. I don't hate it. I like it on a turkey sandwich. Mayonnaise on a turkey sandwich is good. I do like the mixture of mayo and other stuff. Whatever that spicy orange sauce is.

What do you call it? Buffalo sauce? No, that's good too. But like the sushi, like spicy mayo. Oh, that's like Kewpie mayonnaise and sriracha. Oh, yeah, that's amazing. Like that is great. But not particularly. I'm a mustard guy.

I like a lot of good, I got like a Dijon mustard, like a brown mustard is really good. Yep, classic yellow. Coleman's? Coleman's? Coleman's, great. English mustard? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's the one for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's got bite. Yeah, I like the uh what's the one where they pass it in the limos gray poupon gray poupon yes that's great miles gray poupon yeah they nailed it with the dijon yeah yeah yeah all right guys let's talk about recreational pot hell yeah hell yeah you started smoking yeah man oh how you like it you, you're smoking now. Everything's chill. Yeah. Everything's chill now. Everything's chiller than I thought. No, so it's fucking up dogs, man. Yeah.

Well, I mean, are people getting their dogs high? Well, and here's the deal. Like in, you know, so in Massachusetts, you know, they got some recreational cannabis now. Uh-huh. And veterinarians have been, I guess, reporting an increased caseload of emergencies involving dogs sickened by cannabis toxicity. God damn it.

It says, within the past week, five dogs at Easton Veterinary Hospital have been treated for poisoning caused by marijuana ingestion. And a lot of it has to do with dogs just eating discarded roaches and shit. Right, right. A dog ate a whole blunt. They said someone just... There was a music festival in some park, and all the drugs, I I guess, were like raked into a pile or like near a dumpster. Right. And this guy was like, I thought my dog ate like a flattened cat of nine tails thing.

And it was just a fucking whole L. It just ate just a fucking Dutch full of weed. Just dogs in the hospital just barking like, are you a cop? Are you a dog catcher? But I just love the way like, you know, when you have to write sort of journalistically about these things because they go on. This is on some real local news shit. Oh, yeah. They said, the diagnosis, the bulldog Brahms had eaten a marijuana, quote, blunt, a hollowed

out and often flavored cigar wrapper filled with pot. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you for the explanation on the blunt. Yeah, no one knows what that is. But they say a lot of, like, dogs, they just come in, they have, like, they're dribbling urine, they're twitchy, they're just really super lethargic, vomiting, and a lot of people thought they were.

That sounds a lot like me when I got too high. Really? Just pee-pee dribbling? Just pee in all over the place. Dude, Sativa will fuck you up. Just make you pee everywhere. But yeah, you know, I think, guys, look, don't fuck it up

for everybody with the recreational weed. Fucking, you know, clip your blunt, take it with you, put it in the goddamn garbage can at least. Don't just toss the shit on the street. Treat it like it's chocolate. You know how you keep chocolate away from your dog? Do that with your drugs, you fucking idiot. I think, and also too, because it's legal, just as we've seen here in California since recreational weed has become legal, people are just flagrant about it.

They're just twisting up joints literally in the busiest intersections of Hollywood. Hollywood especially is wild because so many tourists are here, and it's like, oh, my God, I can smoke pot in Hollywood. And I'm like, yo, you don't want to be fucking setting that off. This is hot. A lot of cops come through here. But I think a lot of people, too, are just throwing half-filled canisters. So just, y'all, be careful. Smoking weed on Hollywood Boulevard is a weird thing to do anyways.

Yeah. You've got also a Spider-Man smoking crack behind the alley, too. It's really not a fun high. You're going to do anyways. Yeah. It's like, you've got also like a Spider-Man smoking crack behind the alley. Yeah. You know, it's really not a fun high. Right. You're going to have a bad time. Yeah,

yeah, yeah. You don't want to be there. Especially when Beetlejuice pops out and he's like trying to get in on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on,

man. Yeah, Batman shows up. Pro bono superheroes are not the most fun people to get high with. No, no, no. Pro bono superheroes.

Yeah, man. The number of those little weed containers that litter the streets of Los Angeles now. Yeah. It's everywhere. Yeah. I see a lot of old wrappers for Swisher Sweets or Blunt, just like the vacuum or the sealable bags. But yeah.

Anyway, guys, eating marijuana plants is harmful to dogs. Yeah. And it can be pretty, pretty bad. Also, it's harmful to humans. Edibles are bad. And when you have them, you never have a good time. I don't know about you guys, but have you guys ever enjoyed an edible in your life? The only time I've really been able to enjoy an edible is when I've taken it real easy with them.

Right. Like back in the day, I used to make, you know, my own like weed butter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just like with like the hot pot and shit or the crock pot and then make a batch of brownies and just like eat one brownie thinking that's like the dose cut to me. Yeah, yeah. Like fucking asleep. Yeah.

Just everywhere. Yeah. Sleep everywhere. No, I mean, it was. Yeah, yeah. It's like picturing you like in a cab. Yeah. On the train.

Yeah. On the train. How is he getting from place to place? Schrodinger's miles. I am asleep and awake everywhere and nowhere. Yeah. At the same time. Yeah.

But it's like, yeah. I mean, I think those little, like little mints, those are a little bit better when the dosage is smaller, but eating full on, like. Yeah. It's not fun. And if you don't have fun eating weed don't don't make sure your dog doesn't eat it dogs are already high they're naturally high they're happy they're hungry they're just chilling like they don't need to be more chilling i thought this was going to be a story about people like you know hey you smoke weed and then you blow it in your dog's

ear and then you get the hell yeah what the fuck is with that that's just people who just uh think that weed is medicine right you ever meet those people who just think that weed is medicine. Right. You ever meet those people who just are like, you know, weed will like, it'll heal your chakras and shit like that. Right, right, right. So they think that they need to do that. Like the same people who do that are also trying to like veganize their cats. Right.

You know, like they don't understand how things work. Yeah. Do not get, like don't, give your pet some agency unless your dog is wearing a Rasta wig. Right. And it's like, you'll pass that shit over to them. Do not blow it in their face. Don't blow it pet some agency unless your dog is wearing a Rasta wig. Right. And it's like, you'll pass that shit over here. Do not blow it in their face. Don't blow it in their face.

Yeah. But your cat, on the other hand. Yeah, get that motherfucker hot. Pets love to get high. They love to get hot. Yeah. Yeah. It's just so funny where that myth started of blowing the thing in the dog's ear because

that was a thing from high school. Right. I'd heard it's like, dude, you just rip this joint and then you pull the flappy ear up and pull it in there and they're fucking smacked. Oh, what happens to them after? What do they do? Oh, they breathe through their ears?

They're kind of just the same as they were. Like they're just going to be on the floor. Really scared. But yeah, and they're going to freak out a little bit, but like it's going to be hella funny to watch. Right, right. It's your stepmom's dog, right? Yeah, yeah.

Who gives a fuck? We hate your stepmom, right? Okay, cool. Cool, cool, cool. Hell yeah. Get the four-footer. Well, Matt, it has been a pleasure having you here, man. Oh, it's been a lot of fun to be here.

Where can people find you? You can find me at, i do a movie podcast uh called the film drunk frot cast which is uh weekly and bi-weekly with bonus episodes so check out the film drunk frot cast uh also mattlieb.com i'm at mattlieb on twitter what's the film drunk frot cast like what what do you guys do with movies oh well we talk about them uh yeah yeah we just we mention them and then uh and then we just talk about pretty much everything else you know it's like it's like i would say a third about movies and then two-thirds about uh you know uh having sex right did you start film drunk no no no no but the guy who i do it with started film oh yeah

vince yeah and uh so yeah that's what we. We just talk about movies and stuff and talk about fucking. You guys talk about fucking all the time? Constantly. Hell yeah. Yeah, I fuck all the time, man. You ever fuck? Yeah, dude. It's tight.

When you're having sex? Yeah, and your erection works. Yeah. To me, that's the tightest part. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How good the erection works. Yeah, and then you're like oh i love it came yeah because everyone's enjoying it right yeah yeah and you're like oh pleasure is having that's tight

we is having it the best part i'm a virgin orgasm yeah yeah that's that's the best part right yeah i did it all for that right yeah yeah i try to get to that really fast. Yeah, yeah. Sex with people is like top three. Yeah, top three for sure. Top three for sure. Miles, it's all right. It's not your fault. Fuck off, dude. Matt, is there a tweet you've been enjoying?

So someone was tweeting at Devin Sawa.a you guys remember 90 star devin sawa and so uh because i think devin was talking about on twitter oh he was just talking about like his daughter or something like that something like really innocent and this guy tweets that i've heard of kirk cameron who the fuck are you and then dev Devin Sawa quote tweeted, ask your wife. Oh, shit. And I just was like, dude, you just murdered that dude so hard. Like, you guys remember The Wizard of Oz? Oh, yeah. You guys remember the one munchkin who was a coroner?

He was like, as coroner, I thoroughly examined her. And she's not only merely dead, she's really most sincerely dead. Damn. Yeah, dude. That's my favorite character in Wizard of Oz, because I feel like that fool needs to come out of hiding every time someone gets murked on Twitter. Right. Right.

Just like rolls out the certificate of death. So yeah, shout out to Devin Sawa. Yeah, he'll be like, ask Jessica Alba in Idle Hands, homie. Ask Casper the friendly ghost motherfucker who I am. Ask the first Final Destination movie. Ask Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Yeah. Oh, shit.

Yeah. Another banger, dude. Yeah. Yeah. Awesome, man. Miles, where can people find you? Find me. Yo, wasn't he in the Stan video

the Eminem video oh he was yeah he was Stan he was Stan he was the first and most original Stan god now I know

who the fuck you guys are talking about this motherfucking making history also from Vancouver shout out Van City yeah you can find me and follow me on Twitter and Instagram

at miles of gray a couple tweets I like. One is from at horse divorce. Me. Can you dust my wets server? You can just ask for Parmesan cheese. Me.

Confused. Lifts all of my spaghetti with my hands. Please. My wets. Another one from Andy Richter. Sure, sex is great. Boom. That's it.

Yeah, he's right about that, though. Remember sex top three. Yeah, remember what we were talking about? That's what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's right about that. And in no way are you compensating for that. I've probably had sex like 15 times.

A day? Yeah, probably. Oh. Like, a day. But you like save up and make sure it's awesome every time Save up, you know I was just watching that movie Go So I'm into tantric sex now Tantra baby Tantra's great You can find me on Twitter at Jack underscore O'Brien

A couple tweets I've been liking Eleanor Penny At Eleanor K Penny tweeted For Lent i am giving up that's it just i'm giving up we both did a little hangover eleanor penny from uh novara media i don't know i don't know why i follow her oh she's great yeah she's from novara media yeah she is great she's fantastic red pepper dude at b Brian Lynch tweeted, really confused because the reviews for Captain Marvel are great, but a bunch of dudes who didn't see it said it was bad.

So who do I believe? And then Shen the Bird tweeted, murderer rips open my shower curtain. Why are you wearing shoes? You find us on Twitter at Daily Zeitgeist. We're at The Daily Zeitgeist on Instagram. We have a Facebook fan page and a website, daily zeitgeist we're at the daily zeitgeist on instagram we have a facebook fan page and a website dailyzeitgeist.com where we post our episodes and our footnotes where we link off to the information that we talked about in today's episode as well as the song we ride out on and we also have a live show coming up live show

coming up this saturday Saturday at Dynasty Typewriter. It's going to be Miles, yours truly, and the Bechdel cast. It's a crossover. It's a mashup of your favorite podcasts. It's fucking Double Dragon and Battletoads. Yeah. And we are talking about the year 1999. I've spent the past 24 hours fully steeped.

I listened to the Billboardboard top 100 nothing but and and len from 1999 what was number nine number one in 1999 was it like do you believe by share by share yeah that is a fucking slapper dude no scrubs number two there's a lot of a lot of jams uh but on second look there are also a lot of songs that I liked that are stupid as fuck. Third Eye Blind songs. So we will be talking about that. A lot of Third Eye Blind. Jumper. Madbox 20.

Goo Goo Dolls. I found some deeper meaning in some Goo Goo Dolls songs that we're going to talk about live. We do not put out our live episodes. You have to come to see them. I just want to clarify, Eye Blind one of my favorite bands oh yeah up there I saw them live a couple months ago yeah Stephen Jenkins was having sex with my friend for a long period of time oh great yeah anyways yeah yeah yeah yeah wait was was was her name Sarah no oh okay because one of my exes cheated on me with him oh really wait what

what Stephen Jenkins yeah this is actually a thing that happens a lot. A lot of people's exes cheat with Stephen Jenkins. All right, I'm already having a rough day. It's already March. It's all right, man. For him, sex is like top two. He's really into it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He has it in everything. He has it in everything. There's also a lot of songs from 99 that have that thing where you talk about how many different places you want to have sex. Like in the kitchen, in the living room. We can do it anywhere. I can love you in the shower. Both of our bodies dripping wet. Yeah.

There's a lot of that. We can do it anywhere, 112. Or, yeah, the bed. Nah, not a good place. Very comfortable. It's, I would say, one of the best places to have sex. Yeah. Yeah.

Also, the couch is good. Yes. Yeah. But kitchen floor really gets a lot of love, which, you know, great place to catch salmonella, guys. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Worst place? I would say Safeway. Yeah. Don't fuckonella, guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my gosh. Worst place? I would say Safeway. Yeah. Don't fuck in a Safeway. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's people there, and there's going to be property damage.

Wait, I read that article. You're the dude who fucked in Safeway, huh? That was me. That was me. I had to learn the hard way. Sometimes you've got to learn the hard way. But, you know. Or the Safeway.

Oh, shit. You're wearing glasses. Yeah, that's why I didn't recognize you at first. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A lot of people can't tell, but I'm the guy who fucked in the Safeway. My face is in the entrance of every Safeway. Oh, shit. You're wearing glasses. Yeah, that's why I didn't recognize you at first. A lot of people can't tell, but I'm the guy who fucked in the Safeway. My face is in the entrance of every Safeway saying, dude, I can't band. Yeah, I'm not allowed, so I go to a Vons now to fuck. Right.

Fuck up my own time. Aren't we doing well? All right. Miles, what song are we writing? Going out on a song from a man from Regina, Saskatchewan. Andy Shaw. Nice. With a song from a man from Regina, Saskatchewan. Regina? Andy Shaw. Nice.

With a song called Wendell Walker. And it's like, you know, a little dark, a little brooding, moody song. Okay. But it feels right because it's very rainy right now in L.A. And the traffic is terrible. So we might as well go on something that reflects the moment. All right. Well, we are going to ride out on that.

We will be back tomorrow because it is a daily podcast. We'll talk to you again then. Bye. Bye. Bye. And with lips of purple the winter would roll Past the boarded windows into our soul And shaker we rebound Now this past winter is the coldest in years

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