The Daily Zeitgeist - No More ConsTrendtution 2/5: Trump: King of Gaza, Jurassic World, Super Bowl Security

Episode Date: February 5, 2025

In this edition of No More ConsTrendtution, Jack and Miles discuss Trump declaring himself the King of Gaza, the new Jurassic World reboot, New Orleans' weird Super Bowl security plan and much more!Se...e omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:17 Well, that is Mr. Miles Gray. Oh, yeah. Still here. Still here. Still here. Can't get rid of me that easily Yeah, I'm a little Molly Brown There is no no more constrain tuition We complained about the Constitution before we said it was an outdated document that needed some updating and I hope you're happy I hope you're happy now. We got everybody who ever criticized the Democrats, everybody who ever criticized the Constitution, anyone who was ever critical of corporations.
Starting point is 00:02:54 I hope you're happy because now look at you. You did this anyways. Anyways, in DC yesterday, Donald Trump declared himself the King of Gaza. Yeah, in so many words. Basically, he was the real estate king of Gaza and the literal king. Bibi in the building, while Democrats were screaming about how this is all bullshit at the Treasury building, he was having a press conference of BB Net and Yahoo and I'm sure people have seen the headlines and if you're not this is basically what he said he essentially said that the US
Starting point is 00:03:33 was going to take ownership of the Gaza Strip and then that Trump he would transform the devastated area into quote the Riviera of the Middle East. And obviously that would this, so basically he just described like a really fancy ethnic cleansing process, but with the you know added benefit of you get the Riviera of the Middle East after all of these displaced Palestinians. Ethnic cleansing in the name of cool real estate opportunity for investors. Exactly, exactly, exactly, exactly. This was, it's funny how the news works
Starting point is 00:04:08 because Fox, they will always have the yes and Trump's improv. Like on Fox and Friends this morning, they're like, this is actually fantastic. I mean, like the idea, like there's nothing's working there and he's actually taking, I think Ingram was like, he's taking ownership over a problem that no one can solve and finding a way to make money in the process. I think this is win-win.
Starting point is 00:04:28 Other people were not as happy about that, including many of the people in the Middle East. Also, this could have an effect on negotiations between Hamas and Israel when you have the President of the US being like, yeah, bro, I don't know who they think that is is this is going to be my new hotel golf course yeah um so yeah even lindsey graham was like the he would think what do you think he said we'll see what our Arab friends uh say about that i think most south carolinians would probably not be excited about sending americans to take over gaza i think that might be problematic but i'll keep an open mind. What a sycophant. I like that he's, you know, using words like problematic. Interesting. Yeah. Well, he's doing the thing that allows like media, the media to act like they're concerned Republicans,
Starting point is 00:05:16 because he just negates everything he says with, but I'll keep an open mind. It was interesting during the press conference, because he was like, it's going to be the most gorgeous, most beautiful golf resort in the world. And then somebody was like, so obviously Palestinians still live in Gaza. Are what what if they don't want to leave? He's like, why wouldn't they want to leave? It's going to be like right after talking about how awesome it was going to be. He's like, we're going to take them, we're going to put them in somewhere
Starting point is 00:05:44 really cool, and that's gonna be really beautiful, something wonderful. He's just up there, like the top headline on the New York Times as we record this from 20 minutes ago is like Trump officials try to walk back Gaza takeover comments. So his whole run thus far, and it's only been a couple of weeks, has been, have you ever seen someone play basketball and they just like pump fake 30 times in a row?
Starting point is 00:06:16 Yeah, and you're like, are you okay? Yeah, but like, it's kind of effective because then you don't know when the real shots coming. Yeah. So yeah. And more it's off putting it like this is he is this like a neurological condition? That is really and we do talk about, you know, conspiracy theories around how all of the stuff, why all this stuff is happening, like why he keeps doing wild shit and then like having it walked back the next day or walking it back himself. But yeah, it does seem like there's a real pattern of cataclysmic idea proposed confidently and definitively and then immediately walked back.
Starting point is 00:06:58 But then some of them get through and USAID is no longer a thing and millions of people with HIV no longer a thing and millions of people with HIV no longer have access to medication. Yeah, I mean, this is what happens when again, a senile decrepit old monkey skeleton, to use a Simpsons quote, I think is how they described Mr. Burns, a decrepit monkey skeleton,
Starting point is 00:07:22 has the microphone and the pulpit of the president to just blast words out all the time. Like even yesterday, he was talking about quote, obliterating Iran. He's like, if I get assassinated, Iran will be obliterated. No questions asked, they're fucking cooked. And then today- Like a dead hand switch?
Starting point is 00:07:43 Yeah, like he's just like, they know he's like, I've laid out instructions for what is to happen to Iran if I'm assassinated. Also the last person who almost took you out, like did it with the help of Google image search and because you were close to his house, not was not taking orders from Iran. No, that's good news that in a country where everybody has a gun and we'll get into that
Starting point is 00:08:09 in a second, that we have a dead hand switch situation with a president who has already been shown to be the target of anybody who's a little bit out of their mind. Yeah. So he then wrote on Truth, he said, quote, I want Iran to be a great and successful country, but one that cannot have a nuclear weapon reports that the United States working in conjunction with Israel is going to blow Iran into smithereens are greatly exaggerated. Fool. So you just said that you, what do you mean?
Starting point is 00:08:39 You that's your own war. So you all right, motherfucker. Wait, were you just quoting your own shit? Yeah. When you said quote, was that because you were quoting yourself? Anyway, there he is. So, yes, it's the chaos continues. And now we'll see what what he's going to do. I mean, there are already people celebrating. Like, I mean, like, you know, the Zionists who want to absolutely take Gaza
Starting point is 00:09:03 and make it, you know, part of like the like the newest beach town in Israel. Like they took Trump's words to be like, oh, we just got the green light for full blown annexation. So as cleansing, ethnic cleansing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. At cleansing, like it's clean like a Disney resort. That's what you meant by cleansing. Yeah, exactly. OK.
Starting point is 00:09:24 Yeah. He announced that he's going to sign an order banning Disney Resort. That's what you meant by cleansing. Yeah, exactly. Okay. Exactly. Yeah. He announced that he's going to sign an order banning transgender women from female sports according to the BBC. But again, you know, there's just a lot. He says a lot, you know, if it does feel like there is some aspect to the media's coverage at this point, just being like, yeah, I mean, okay. Like, yeah, he just said that he was gonna ban the US from letting packages come in from China and then like had to overturn that the next,
Starting point is 00:09:54 like a few hours later. Like the, it's just. All of this shit, like you look at the, cause like when you look at the ice raids that have happened, like the numbers aren't necessarily that different, although the way they're going about it is the most fucked up way. Like the volume of deportations hasn't gone up.
Starting point is 00:10:11 So they're just, you know, like you can tell with all these photo ops with Kristi Noem and stuff that they're just, they want to put stuff on Fox and go, oh my God, day one, he's gone and done it. He's gone and done it. Oh, look at him stand up to Mexico. He's gone and done it. And I think and done it. Oh, look at him stand up to Mexico. He's gone and done it. And I think that's a huge part, apparently,
Starting point is 00:10:28 to really get, you know, to everyone, just for the showmanship of it all, because again, he's also so much about the showmanship of it. Remember the pile of blank papers he brought out? He's like, these are my tax documents. So much of that is also tied to this, but the shitty part is that even if he's play acting, he still play acting very fucked up violent policies, where, you know, as some maybe walked back, what it still does is reinforce the perception in the country that this is okay. And this is something that is being done with the at the discretion or at the leadership of the president and therefore normalizes this kind of backsliding. But yeah, it's like so much of this.
Starting point is 00:11:09 Like, I mean, just the shit with Mexico and Canada was so obviously just about just saying something out loud, looking tough. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. Wait, you didn't say anything. That's right, I told you. Yeah, you didn't want that.
Starting point is 00:11:22 You don't want it with me. That's right. Well, I didn't do anything. You didn't even talk to that guy. He's just saying that as he walks away from them. It's like a pretty rapid clip. You're talking to me. No. Wait. Okay.
Starting point is 00:11:36 Well, uh, I don't know how to transition to Jurassic world rebirth. What's that? I think just be honest, just be honest. I think that was not, I don't know how to transition to Jurassic. All right. How do we transition from the Trump administration's, uh, many, uh, you know, many headlines dominating things to Jurassic world rebirth miles,
Starting point is 00:12:06 much as, uh, white supremacy and No, that's much as the Trump reign the Third Reich has been reborn under Donald Trump after a mere four-year absence So has Jurassic World been rebirth at the box office? Wow Flawless flawless has been rebirth. Yes has been rebirth. Yes box office? Wow. Flawless, flawless, flawless. Has been rebirth. Has been rebirth, yes. It's actually less. Three years after the supposed end of the Jurassic era,
Starting point is 00:12:33 the Jurassic World slash Park series is being rebooted with Jurassic World Rebirth, the seventh installment in the franchise, and the first trailer just dropped. And yeah, this one seems like it's Scarlett Johansson, the seventh installment in the franchise and the first trailer just dropped and Yeah, it's this one seems like it's scarlet johansson trying to extract dino dna As part of a uh medical breakthrough i've wait i've never heard this hold on now Yeah extracting dino dna for groundbreaking breakthrough. Yes, but this one medical. Go on. Which I actually kind of hate. I don't like it when they're like,
Starting point is 00:13:06 this is going to cure migraine headaches. Yeah, or I remember, yeah, they're like, all degenerative brain conditions, neurological conditions can be solved with this DNA and extra extraction. I'm like, okay, is this like a big pharma bend we're going to this one? So they're doing this for big pharma.
Starting point is 00:13:22 Cool. What a noble reason. At least in Avatar 2, they knew that the people who were doing this for big pharma. Cool. What a noble reason. At least in Avatar 2 they knew that the people who were doing that were the bad guys. But unfortunately, the key to get this DNA is on yet another dinosaur-filled island full of species that were actually... So these ones were the one... This is the island where they kept the ones that were like too dangerous. Yeah. Of the previous grass. No, they're going to that island.
Starting point is 00:13:51 Yeah, they're going to that island. Sign me up for this movie. Miles, they're bringing a child for some reason. I don't know why. I saw that in the trailer. What is that like? Child there for some reason. We don't know why.
Starting point is 00:14:03 Could it look more like a child, like with how they dress, like with like a little backpack on? Yeah. You are on the, what the fuck are you doing here? Yo, I mean, when it's bring your daughter to work day, like you're, you're going to argue with that? Bring your daughter and get Merc Day. Thank you. This one, so reasons to be hopeful. This one is written by David Cope, who scripted the original Jurassic Park. I like that. It will include the rafting sequence that was in the original book
Starting point is 00:14:31 and got cut from the 1993 movie, but it's fun. It's the most like theme park ride of a franchise, like moment of a franchise that feels like it was designed to be a theme park ride. Well right because the story was like the like the ride even came before Spielberg figured out the movie. Yeah exactly. Where he's like and this scene could be a ride and that's why we have the Raft ride Jurassic Park Raft ride because of this scene that didn't make it. I'm I saw I'm I like I love Jurassic Park I do not like the Chris Pratt Jurassic Park's like I don't it's just it got way too weird when he's like the Raptor whisperer I'm like not I'm not here for this I'm here to see
Starting point is 00:15:12 people fucking around and finding out. Yes. Like because that was the basis of what Michael Crichton was getting at not like and then they will be our fucking homies. We will ride off We will ride them like horsies. Also, uh, Scar Joe Hansen has boy sidekick and that sidekick, uh, man sidekick, his name is Jason something. Uh, but he's be Jason Bailey and the way, uh, his name is being thrown around in coverage of this movie, uh, it would suggest that I ought to know who that is. But anyway, he's playing a character that they say has mysterious ties to Dr. Alan Grant, which some have interpreted to mean that he's playing the grown up
Starting point is 00:15:55 version of that kid that Dr. Alan Grant traumatizes at the beginning of the first Jurassic. Yeah. He's like, you mean like a six foot turkey? And everyone's like, ha ha ha. And then he's like, he's like you mean like a six-foot turkey and everyone's like ha ha ha And then he like he's like yeah, how about a buck 50 you right now? He basically goes up and was like yeah, he's gonna buck 50 on your fucking belly like this Don't shit's gonna all slide out spill out you trying to hold your guts inside and shit crying out your mommy's name That I was like trying to figure out if that person had a name that that Witt Hertford who's the actor that played that child that character just called
Starting point is 00:16:28 volunteer boy. Volunteer boy. We actually interviewed him on Cracked a while back. We're like Witt Hertford. Yeah Witt Hertford. I will say that okay I'm on I'm on board like Jaws being my favorite movie, Jurassic Park up there. I am into the idea of a Jurassic Park franchise. I think they severely biffed the last one, but like all you need was dinosaurs, but now they live amongst us and like this is just our life. The thing that they have to overcome is that they used the good dinosaurs in the first movie and now they keep having to be like, uh, we actually did like a genetic modification where we took like the two
Starting point is 00:17:14 scariest dinosaurs and here's like a made up dinosaur that we just made up for this movie and isn't that cool. And it's like, no, that's actually less interesting. That's the dinosaurs I grew up obsessing about seeing them come to life. That's the magic. That's what I want to see. Not your made up bullshit. If that, if I want to see your made up bullshit, I'll go see avatar, you know? Yeah. You're drunk. Avatar. Go home. Hey, fuck you. Avatar. You're drunk. You have a tie. Yeah. Well, I mean, go, go ahead. At least this version, it doesn't look like anyone's above getting their shit bit by a
Starting point is 00:17:49 fucking dinosaur. Whereas like with the Chris Pratt stuff, you're like, Chris Pratt ain't fucking going nowhere. And that's why those movies are boring to watch. Like there's no real sense of danger in those. Yeah, yeah. Anyways, I do think that there will be flying dinosaurs. There will be water dinosaurs. So yes, not think it's it's there.
Starting point is 00:18:08 It's in there. It's in the trailer. I like when I see a trailer and I can't instantly go. Yeah, it is just wild that there's a child. I know in both. It's like if at the end of Jaws, they were like, and unfortunately, we lost child care this weekend, so I do have to bring my son with us on the boat. Here's my niece Daisy. How old is she? Four? But she's got, she got the mind of a six year old man. She'll be all right.
Starting point is 00:18:33 And she's a hacker. That is what would have happened to Jaws in Jaws if it were remade today. My six year old niece is coming on the boat with us, but it's okay. She's a hacker. What do you think happens? Like she's stowed away and they're like, holy shit girl, why did you can't be here? Little girl has to be. And then she got to have something in that backpack that will be some kind of like Deus ex machina kind of like,
Starting point is 00:18:54 she's going to have to save the day because there's no way that they can just add the child for suspense. Like the kid is going to have to be some kind of plot device too. Yeah, for sure. Or it's just a child. Someone who looks like a child. She just gets eaten just right away. Like fucking anything can happen. They're like, what do you think this was?
Starting point is 00:19:11 This is Jurassic Park. That is I mean, the fact that Jaws eats a child like explodes a child like a fucking water balloon in the first like half hour of that movie is pretty like that. That is effective. I'll say that. It does make you say, wow, this movie is going to do whatever it wants. I think that also it reinforces how, you know, how tenuous our safety is, you know, that
Starting point is 00:19:41 it's not guaranteed. And I think when you do, I think that's why shows that do that end up becoming more popular like Sopranos or Game of Thrones when they're like bro Just cuz y'all like this person doesn't mean the fucking the hand of God can't come down and take them away like any of us Right. Yeah, but if you want that shit where you feel safe with the main characters look, they've got plenty of movies for you there Let's take a quick break and we'll be right back. Everyone's forgotten who runs this valley. Time to remind them.
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Starting point is 00:23:53 It's pretty normal. Jack didn't realize that Seth Rogen was dating a young Amber Heard. A high school student. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's wild. I did not realize that. I saw it. But I guess that's on me. Yeah. And then you go, I still think James Franco is cool, though.
Starting point is 00:24:10 Everybody needs to chill out about Franco. All right. Seth Rogan, dude. Look how hard Franco works. Yeah. You know, some there with you know, there were dudes in acting classes like that for like, do the way James Franco like approaches the art oh anyway what about the Super Bowl yeah oh did you see how the tickets are bottoming out in price right now the Super Bowl tickets and knowledge yeah what are we looking at they said the price for tickets dipped like 58% like on resale. Like what they used to get is not like tickets that were like in the 50,000s
Starting point is 00:24:49 are in the 20,000s now. And like other tickets, like the cheapest tickets you can get are mere thousands of dollars rather than tens of thousands. Damn. In Trump's America. I mean, I think if anything, that's probably an indication about the economy, too. I don't know. I have heard it's the economy and the person who told me that called me stupid as well.
Starting point is 00:25:11 Or our chiefs fans just like broke from having to go to the Superbowl every year. It's like, man, I mean, but they shouldn't be, yeah, maybe they're broke. They shouldn't be unexcited because they have a chance to three feet, which has never happened before. That would be wild. Be like next level, like put the Patriots to shame, dude. So it was just announced that Donald Trump will be attending the Superbowl on Sunday, which is going to be the first us president to do so.
Starting point is 00:25:40 But what the fuck does he care? It's not like he's got anything else going on. He's the first president to go to a Super Bowl Yeah, they there feel we during the Super Bowl that does seem weird, right? It seems like the most America shit ever Wow, there was that movie like Black Sunday about like a terror attack at a Super Bowl Maybe that freaked everybody out and they were like not on my watch I tried reading that book as a kid because I I remember the cover had like a zeppelin over the Superbowl thing. And I was like, that is intriguing. That book was so above my pay grade as like a yacht with my reading ability. Cause I remember my dad had it or something. And I just being like, I'm just going to power through even though I
Starting point is 00:26:19 don't know what 60% of the words mean. So you gotta assume that security is gonna be super tight, right? With a guy who's had two attempts on his life? They had already established an enhanced security zone in New Orleans after the terror attacks from New Year's Day, which means they're like, you're gonna try to bring it to Bourbon Street, you're gonna be drowning in a sea of blue.
Starting point is 00:26:48 Not hurricanes, in a sea of blue police officers. Blue men. Not blue curacao that's being spilled out of oddly shaped cocktail cups. Yeah, that too. So it's like a two-way pitch. It was a double and tender Uh-huh as they say down south if that wasn't intense enough The Department of Energy will be flying helicopters around to monitor radiation as a security precaution
Starting point is 00:27:15 So like, you know just raise the specter of a nuclear Warhead going off. You gotta keep the populace shook baby or else How will they go along with giving up their rights if they're like, dude, those helicopters are for atom bomb. But we actually don't even need to be doing that because all coolers are going to be banned from the zone. So. I'm sorry. So they turned the French quarter,
Starting point is 00:27:39 which is obviously a focal point of revelry and debauchery in the city of New Orleans. They're making that like an area that's like locked down and but part of that is you cannot bring a cooler into there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No coolers. You will be discouraged from bringing standard backpacks, large purses, suitcases, fanny packs, large shopping bags, and camera bags into the area. Discouraged. Oh, so basically otherwise it will be checked. So if you have that, it's going to get searched, but they don't want you to bring that. But they're saying outright no backpacks and no fucking coolers.
Starting point is 00:28:13 No coolers at all. You will not be allowed to bring a cooler, which people are pointing out is okay. Like that, it sounds like you want to keep it safe for our president, but guns are going to be allowed. The enhanced security zone won't stop you from... So like, they will be searching your large purses, your suitcases, your fanny pack. It could be a suitcase. And yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:28:44 And when they find that you have like five handguns in there, they will move that to the side to see if there's anything else dangerous in there, anything more dangerous. Right. Okay. Okay. Like the thing that I always assumed they were looking for in a situation like that is allowed. They're like, yeah, that's cool Yeah, it's a gun because you probably go in you see like a checkpoint and you're like, bro I don't want to cause a scene, but I'm guessing I can't bring my gun through here, right? Why? Yeah, no, you're good. But that fucking cool is America put the fucking cooler down Put the cooler down.
Starting point is 00:29:25 Which now when I see that I'm like, cooler. OK, that means alcohol. You can't bring your alcohol in, which is probably some shit about like this ain't no BYOB save yourself a buck shit. This is you will buy our fuck shit. Yeah. So the reasoning behind the gun thing, Louisiana now has a permitless carry law that they're very proud of that they passed last summer And the police are like on board, you know
Starting point is 00:29:51 They this is Trump's America where this is how we get down and they claim that legally possessed firearms Will not be restricted in the security zone and they will continue to follow the laws of our state and enforce them accordingly motherfucker zone and they will continue to follow the laws of our state and enforce them accordingly, motherfucker. Um, obviously this is questionable because coolers are also legal to carry in other circumstances, but like they're being restricted. I can, I know I can bring a backpack into a school, right? I can't bring a gun.
Starting point is 00:30:21 Yeah. But I can't bring a backpack into Yeah, but I can't bring a backpack into here, but I can bring a gun but you can't bring a gun because With gun stop bad guy with gun or nuclear weapon Which won't be showing up anyways because we have helicopter scanning for them and no coolers the only thing that you're allowed to bring A nuclear weapon in with yeah, because someone couldn't put something in a suit out of whatever. This is so fucking here We are folks. This is so fucking, here we are folks. This is the absolute nonsensical enacting of our laws here. I mean, even in the South, this law, the like,
Starting point is 00:30:54 and even outside of the Superbowl is 63% of Louisiana residents think it went too far to be like, yeah, man. If you're over the age of 18, you can bring a gun wherever you want. So that's interesting. The city also recently held a buyback program, swapping guns for PlayStation 5s. So I'm always a fan of that. At least they're offering things people like.
Starting point is 00:31:20 Yeah. You know, it's not like, hey, come on down and come get your Alf doll. Yeah, that's job creating. You like create more PlayStation fives, create people who are able to get them out there in exchange for guns. It's a win-win. What if they did guns for healthcare? That would be, that's so fucked up.
Starting point is 00:31:40 I'm just, yeah, I'm like, look, bro, we got to try everything right now. What do you got? What do you got on you? Yeah. What do you got? Got any HIV got to try everything right now. What do you got? What do you got on you? Yeah, what do you got? Got any HIV medication? Yeah. Well, how many guns you got? Oh, it's three shotguns for insulin, unfortunately. So see you when you come back with two more shotguns, sir. Yeah, it's a what a strange time. What a strange time. Strange time to be alive. All right. Those are some of the things that are trending on this Wednesday, February 5th. We are back tomorrow with a whole last episode of the show.
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Starting point is 00:33:09 Social networking, we're still arguing about what the policies should be, algorithms reward outrageous things. These fortunes are almost illegitimate unless in a very smart way given back. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, it's Alec Baldwin. This past season on my podcast, Here's the Thing, I spoke with more actors, musicians, policymakers,
Starting point is 00:33:39 and so many other fascinating people, like writer and actor, Dan Aykroyd. I love writing more than anything. You're left alone, you know, you do three hours in the morning, you write three hours in the afternoon, go pick up a kid from school and write at night. And after nine hours, you come out with seven pages and then you're moving on. Listen to Here's the Thing on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. John Stewart is back in the host chair at the daily show, which means he's also back in our ears on the daily show years edition podcast join late night legend, John Stewart and the best news team for today's biggest headlines, exclusive
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