The Daily Zeitgeist - Once In A Zeit Moon 2/19: Kim and Kanye, King David, Snowflake, Johnny Damon, Icy Park

Episode Date: February 19, 2021

On this edition of Once In A Zeit Moon Jack and Anna discuss Kim and Kanye officially calling it quits, Fox News threatening that Biblical figures are next to be cancelled and the internet saying "yup, okay", more details have come out about Ted Cruz' Cancun vacation, Johnny Damon getting a DUI, and the new Beyonce Adidas line is dropping today. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Or wherever you get your podcasts. Just listen, okay? Or Lacey gets it. Do it. Hello, the internet, and welcome to this episode of Once in a Zeit Moon. I'm Jack, and that short show title is courtesy of today's guest co-host, super producer, Anna Hosnier! Hi. Hi, Anna. Wow. sir anna hosier hi hi anna wow so great to have you thank you is that a play on once in a blue moon yeah yeah got it cool um all right so shall we tell the people what's trending? Yes, Papa. Let's tell them. In Hollywood's worst kept secret, Anna,

Kim and Kanye are finally calling it quits. It's a fish, baby. It's a fish called Wanda. Oh. You're actually killing it, dude. I'm digging this. I would listen to this. This new needs uh all right all right go on um yeah they filed papers i guess is what people are talking about good for them i mean

of course i don't know them personally i'm i know you're surprised by that but um you know i feel like this has been a long time coming we've been hearing rumors about it for a while. Kim doesn't seem happy with Kanye's behavior. She put out a... I mean, she's put out a lot of statements on her Instagram story, which is the new press release, is the Instagram story release. So, you know what? I hope they both find what they need in life and uh are happy and i hope

their kids are happy i'm sure i don't know if i'm ready for them to move on though like what if i find out that kim is dating chris humphries again or okay well that's dating uh i don't know who kanye would be dating but um i just don't know dating it really is like a who could kanye day after this he really did hit like peak absurdity by marrying kim kardashian now it's like well huh huh i mean actually if he started dating chris jenner i'd be like well wow wow how could we have seen it coming um king david is trending uh because fox news came with it uh laser darts uh they said that i mean the way people are canceling presidents they're gonna cancel biblical figures next and people are like yeah well uh okay king david's son uh sexually assaulted his sister and king david never punished him so why don't we start with that um okay yeah i don't know. It seems different to me that, you know, in a country that is built on the original sin of slavery, that people would not want to see statues of slave owners, slavers just around their town uh being lionized i feel i feel like that is

a perfectly understandable request and people being like and what's next jesus is gonna be for drinking too much um it's it's on the docket so yeah we'll get to it when we do yeah it's on the docket so yeah we'll get to it when we do yeah don't rush us fox news oh we're coming for everybody just you wait quick but people love king david he's in that song hallelujah i don't even know which one king david is is it he's uh is he david versus goliath or is that a different who do you want me to say to that i have no idea i don't know any of these biblical stories okay i did go to one year of catholic school because um my parents were struggling to find a private school that would accept my brother so i went to to this one Catholic school for a year to which I was like, Mom, I don't know if this is it.

We're Muslim. Right. And so I know nothing. I don't. I still do not know. When I say King David versus Goliath, the tough result is, is King David and David and Goliath the same? And I'm not going to read any further uh but shout

out to that man i will say if there was a veggie tales on this i might know the story and i'm sure there probably was but that's all i remember is watching veggie tales and being like oh this is this is the bible so i do know i know the story of dav versus Goliath. I know the story of King David who, uh, saw a beauty, a beauty, uh, bathing on the roof and fell in love with her and then sent her husband off to war to die, put them on the front lines, uh, because you know, not, not that good a guy. And then, uh, repented and Lesson There. If God likes you, you're cool. It's just like in that version, God is a bit of a mean girl in high school

who just decides who's cool and who's not. Okay. I don't know if they star the same David, if there's continuity there. And I don't want to learn. Snowflake slash Ritz Carlton. Two separate trends. Same story that they're around. Snowflake is the name of a small poodle who journalists saw still in Ted Cruz's home.

Ted Cruz's freezing waterless home when he jetted off to Cancun. They didn't put their baby in a doggy daycare. They just left him. They were like, eh, he's got fur. He'll be fine. But they didn't even have someone

watching over this poor snowflake? I'm sure they did. I'm sure one of his, because I think I read a story where a journalist was like, are you, is this Ted Cruz's house? The person was like, yeah.

They were like, who are you? I'm a security guard. Are you taking care of the dog? They were uh yeah yeah sure i am um no and then ritz carlton is trending because that's where uh teddy boy was gonna stay in cancun and people were just like pointing out have you been? 3.09 at night. Blah. You gotta check it out, Jack. Release the text between us. We're only talking about the Ritz-Carlton.

But is it a good Ritz? You know the ones that I'm talking about that are only like 3.09 at night. I bet it's probably pretty nice in Cancun, honey. At the Ritz Carlton Cancun, Anna, food is only the first part of the culinary experience. What? Is a quote from the hotel's website. What?

Whether you enjoy fine dining at Frantino, master Mexican cuisine at an interactive class or savor some of the more than 100 tequilas at D Lounge. Each restaurant pairs vibrant flavors with memorable Cancun moments. Oh, you can eat the plates. Yeah, that's so weird that they're like food is only one part of the food experience everything is edible from the table to the floor that's willy wonka shit um anyways ted cruz has acknowledged that he made a mistake uh so probably everybody's gonna forgive him yeah you know what let's just say he's going to do something next week. That's going to be dumber.

Unfortunately, it's just one thing after another where you're like, what? Oh, nothing makes me feel more secure in life than like just having this head white guy. Just do whatever he wants and also be in power. Yeah.

Failing up baby. He's great. Love him. He is greatailing up, baby. He's great. Love him. He is great. Hey, speaking of he's great, love him. Johnny Damon, a rare crossover of our worlds. When I was a Red Sox fan, Johnny Damon played center field

and was a very good baseball player. And you are a fan of him from his second career as a uh below deck staple yes so johnny david i literally only know about him because of below decks i don't watch baseball but um he has been on below deck twice i believe uh one in i know yeah i think both times in the med med seasons and this guy him and his wife fucking party like party like they drink like he's at the table like at dinner after drinking all day on this show at the table being like literally like half passed out and then they serve his steak and he still has like the wherewithal to be like and this is like whatever however he takes it like medium rare

and you're like well you are almost passed out what why do you care what kind of steak is even put in front of you like you're his eyes are closed and he's like head you know when people like their heads like starting to lean over like that's what he looks like and his wife heads like starting to lean over like that's what he looks like and his wife she goes twice as hard she in one uh episode that they were on she tried to uh fight the guy on the boat next to them um like tried to board his boat no he boarded their boat to talk to them but then things got heated because he kept he was like from norway he kept being like, what is with America? What's up with America? Like we do our part.

Why can't America do their part? And these are obviously during the Trump years. And so she's like, get off the boat or no. He this is this is like drunk fight. So they're convoluted. Make no sense. This guy from Norway tried to get Johnny Damon to come look at his boat. And his wife was like, like no he's going to

bed the night's over he can't come over there and the guy's like come on and she's like i'm not just some lady okay yeah but i'll lose it i'll go hard and then they had to um it separated them because because johnny damon also wasn't going to fight this guy but his wife like she took her shoes off and was like let's go so that's the energy uh michelle damon is bringing um she also in the second episode she's on she got in a fight with her friend because her friend was like are you wearing spanx and she was like how dare you and you're like what is the issue she thought you were wearing spanks and that's an insult because you don't need spanks okay um it was it went it went there uh but anyway yeah johnny david after all that i you're not gonna hear you're not gonna be surprised to hear that he was in fact

arrested for driving under the influence but his wife is in more trouble because he actually blew four times the uh state limit of florida it's like i've read twice four times florida so he blew between 0.94 and 0.300 which is they say according to this new york post article four times the state limit of 0.08 wow johnny i think you're gonna get a little no based on what i saw on this boat if he's like hey i'm blacked out and passed out on my food but is this steak medium rare i can't eat anything less so yeah i'll let him drive me home yeah i think they're just heavy drinkers but when they got pulled over his wife got out of the car because what else is michelle gonna do and they said she was uncooperative combative and pushed a police officer uh and when they tried to handcuff her

that's when uh johnny damon intervened um which led to a scuffle and then they both got cuffed and johnny damon apparently yelled i'm a good fucking guy um and then he said he would perform a sobriety test because he's a big boy then he was cuffed again because they were like well you failed uh you are really drunk so i'm a big boy i can handle it yes uh sir you are on the ground face down right now he's just like facing the wrong direction like uh no we're over here johnny uh but yeah so michelle got booked for battery on a law enforcement officer and arrest resisting arrest and uh damon was charged with a dwi and resisting an officer without violence

um which is i guess a first degree misdemeanor um yeah i mean when i was sent this story this morning I was like this is his first DUI doesn't I just these two like the way I see them party on a boat they are the type of people that feel like oh no this is just how they live like they live large

they live their lives that guy he played what a long time I don't know anything about baseball he seems seems like he's been around. But yeah, I mean, classic Johnny Damon, below deck legend. Surprisingly, maybe first UIRS. Definitely not the first time he's driven drunk. Okay, let's... There's nothing in me that thinks he hasn't. So wishing them well. Yeah. Godspeed to Johnny and... What did you say? Michelle Damon?

Yeah. All right. Icy Park is trending. It is... Icy Park Day. Icy Park Day. Is appropriately enough because the whole country is still a one big icy park but um yeah this is the new uh beyonce drop her from her ivy park uh clothing and sneaker collection uh and there's a there's kind of a new colorway. I like the blue.

There's like a kind of frosty but I don't know. The blue reminds me of like 1980s astronaut uniforms. Oh yeah. There's a lot of cool looks in here. Yeah. I'm a fan.

A lot of things where I'm like, well where would I wear this? Right. Where would I of all people wear any of this but look maybe i'll just buy it all are people still buying clothes because like that is a question that i often have i'm like where would i possibly buy clothes any of this no, no, not where would I buy clothes? Where would I wear anything? Because I can't even remember the last time I left my house and anything. But, you know, the same clothes that I wear every day, which is sweatpants, T-shirt, jacket. I don't know. I don't know. I really don't.

You really stumped me there. I really couldn't tell you where you go. I do wonder if clothing sales are down is my overall thought. I don't think so because I think a lot of people are just like bored online shopping. Right, right. Like myself. Hey. I've got 15 wicker baskets.

What do I do with them? Yeah. All right. Well, those are the five things that are trending. I've got 15 wicker baskets. What do I do with them? All right. Well, those are the five things that are trending this Friday afternoon. That is going to do it for this whole damn week. Season 172 in the books. We are back on Monday with a whole ass episode and season 173. Until then, be kind to each other, be kind to yourselves, wear a mask, stay inside, don't do nothing about white supremacy,

and we'll talk to you all then. Bye. Bye. Kay hasn't heard from her sister in seven years. I have a proposal for you. Come up here and document my project. All you need to do is record everything like you always do. What was that? That was live audio of a woman's nightmare. Can Kay trust her sister or is history repeating itself?

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