The Daily Zeitgeist - Pedantic Pedo Protector, Rep. iPad Perv (D-CA) 11.18.25

Episode Date: November 18, 2025

In episode 1965, Jack and Miles are joined by comedian and host of Rebrand, Mort Burke, to discuss… Megyn Kelly Launches SiriusXM Channel With Defense of Jeffrey Epstein, Megyn Kelly: Fairweather Pedo Defender, Meanwhile... Is Trump Warming Up The Band For Some Illegal Warfare Distractions? Zohran Needs A Proper Security Clearance To Be Mayor; Will Trump Grant It? Brad Sherman Got Caught Looking at Dirty Pictures On A Plane, Of Course We’re Getting A Labubu Movie and more! Megyn Kelly Suddenly Finds Pedophilia Very Hard to Define Megyn Kelly Questions If Jeffrey Epstein Was A Pedophile Because 'He Wasn't Into, Like, 8-Year-Olds' Megyn Kelly Eviscerated Over Epstein Remark: ‘This Is Career Ending’ Megyn Kelly to Headline Her Own SiriusXM Channel as Part of New Multi-Year Deal Megyn Kelly in 2018: " There's no consenting for a 14 or even a 17 year old." Reporter: You said Venezuela wants to talk. What does that mean? Trump: You tell me. I don’t know Trump plans to meet with Mamdani, says he’ll ‘work something out’ with New York City’s mayor-elect Brad Sherman Got Caught Looking at Dirty Pictures On A Plane Of Course We’re Getting A Labubu Movie LISTEN: Plumb Tuckered by Surprise ChefSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

these new balance ones look like they just like sewed together a loafer out of new balances they like cut up a new balance and they're so great like i do kind of love how insane yeah yeah the silver ones yeah yeah they brought the new balance aesthetic to loafers and it's yeah it's yeah it's the new wave it just feels i guess for that loafer it feels of like narrow it feels like a dance shoe I mean, I'd like it a little bit. That's why those hoka loafers have my heart. Hoka loafers. Hoka speedlofer.

Hoka loafer. Hoka, you dang, hoka loafer? Sounds like some kind of, I know what you guys were up to this offseason, being a bunch of hokalofing girls around. Yep, hanging around the pan handle with the other hoka loafers. Look, I holoca loafed when I was your age, too. Is that racist?

You don't even know. It sounds like a carpet bagger, too. Right, right. I made. They're not wearing the real thing. David Burns said art was just combining two disparate things. And by that definition, these hokalofers are fucking true art. Yeah, exactly.

And by that definition, Jeffrey Epstein is a genius. If you read the emails, some of his mind-blowing ideas was like, can you think with your skin, mem brain? You know what I'm saying? But he spelled it meme brain. Because he's a fucking idiot Sounds like one of my White friends in college Who was starting to write raps

Like loosely putting punch lines And he's like ponytail in a beard A stink catcher Oh not yet Oh it's stink catcher Yeah yeah Yeah keep working Keep working

Is the skin part of perception A membrane? Membrane Oh shit But I'll spell it meme brain Because I don't know What the fuck I'm talking about He's like moving from shrooms

into wrapping, so he's still kind of Yeah, yeah, exactly. What were some of the other ones on there, Jack? They're fucking bad ones. I'm trying to look it. Oh, here it is. Let's see. What else?

Dude, all senses act in a narrow band, survival, fitness. Okay. A mental object is a mob object. Oh, yep, yep, yep. He also, if you think about it, i.e. mobject, action on mental objects. Uh-huh.

Action. What? He sounds like me when I first started smoking weed. Yes. Exactly. Number 22, derivation of the power laws. What? Number 10.

Does the eye transmit information? Oh, shit. Number 21. Yeah. Question. Unquestionably. What the fuck you're talking about? Questions equals AI to the minus one.

Or just a complete fucking idiot. Oh, hell yeah. Bro, that's bars. 11. Fear is pain in the future. Sure. He's like, you just hang out with him because he pays for all the drugs. Yeah, that feels like what we're working with here.

Number 13, individual versus the group, question mark, question mark. Damn, I didn't think about it like that. Damn, now that you put it like that. Versus the group, whoa. Drive motivation, period, goal, question mark. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Gesture, he said touch rather than touch. Tunch.

Tunch. Tunchy is a rapper name. A bunch of tunchy hokalofers out here. Tunchy hokalofers. It just accidentally rats a Star Wars script with all of his. Oh my God. Lucas is over there just being like, yo, these are fucking killer names. A decade ago, I was on the trail of one of the country's most elusive serial killers, but it wasn't until 2023 when he was finally caught.

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Oh, yeah. You know what that is? It's National Princess Day. Okay, it's also Mickey Mouse birthday. Oh, Mickey Mouse birthday. I guess him turned three. How old is fucking Mickey Mouse now? Do you set your geolocation to inside Disneyland when you Google this?

It's Princess Day and Mickey Mouse Day. It's also National Vichy Swaz Day. I remember this from last time when you were talking about Vichy Swaz. It's like a cold potato leak soup. Hmm. Anyway. Vichy Swah. Yeah, not a fan of Vichy France, though.

I'm a huge trap personally I just want to go on the record there my name's Jack O'Brien A.K. I can lick it, I can puff it. I ain't even a smoker. We can have a rainbow party. Every color is ochre. I can beat that slick Willie defeat your wife your wife if I have to. He said don't ask

and don't tell destroy my tariff like NAFTA. He won a TRUMP. B.J. That one courtesy. of Salvador Jolly in reference to the irrefutable proof released over the weekend that Donald Trump blew Bill Clinton? Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Guy love getting his dick sucked. Yeah. Guy said it in an email. Guy said it in email. Also, if you don't like a person enough, you just believe anything that said. Case in point, J.D. Vance,

case in point, everything Republican said about Joe Biden. I mean, even us, you're like, oh, I don't know, maybe. But that line about a rainbow party where every color is ochre is bars. Salvador Jolly, well done. I'm thrilled to be joined, as always, by my co-host, Mr. Miles Gray. Yes, it's Miles Gray, the most overdressed for the weather man in New York, as I was called last week.

And it's all good because people were very kind despite the fact that they thought I was dressed for a blizzard. And you know what? New York does do that. They give out awards like a high school graduating class. It's all about what you're expecting and where you're coming from. just like when Tim Hidecker had that gazepacho, you know what I mean? And I think you should leave. And it's like, ah, it's hot.

It's room-tenth, but I was expecting it to be cold. Cold, so therefore it's hot, okay? I'm coming from L.A. where if it's under 60 degrees, that's a blizzard. Okay. That's right. Well, we're thrilled to have you back, Miles. Thank you. Safely, you made it through the air traffic.

The shutdowns, yeah. Whang-Mar. Family guy, I guess. I don't know why I said it like that. Uh, Miles, we are thrilled to be joined in our third seat by a very funny comedian, actor, writer, improviser, you know from Mythic Quest and Drunk History. He's the co-host of the very funny podcast rebrand. His special spiritually, spiritually filthy is very funny. You ought to go check it out right now, uh, after this episode. Welcome back to the show. Our special skateboarding correspondent. It's Mort Burr! more hello dudes what's up you guys thanks are having me i think i my mom my favorite new york superlative is most likely to say uh i'm walking here yeah yeah and that's so many so many people are in the running for that screaming at each other all day long like the being the most likely to do

that is like being the tallest guy in the NBA you know it's like that's everybody is good at that here how did you win you have to have an extreme talent Mm-hmm. That is saying, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. My New York skill was, like, being able to, like, just walk, using your eyes, looking directly down and just, like, cutting through the foot traffic, you know? Without making eye contact. By the time, I was really, like, moving with the heartbeat of the city. And then I came back after living in LA, not making it never.

No, in the heart of the city, not looking anyone in the eyes. Not looking at anyone in the eyes, just shifty. shifting my eyes back and forth and keeping my head on a swivel hood over your head eyes butt level yeah yeah bumming everybody out never stop and there's always there's always a street you can cross you know just moving with with the city and then i came back from l.a like a like i had fucking hay in the corner of my mouth like i was like oh boy kept like taking wrong turns and just like running into people by accident oh you idiot you idiot idiot idiot you idiot you idiot you idiot you idiot you idiot you idiot All right. Mort, we're thrilled to have you here. We're going to get to know you a little bit better in a moment. First, a couple of the things that we're talking about. We had the trending episode yesterday about what was trending over the weekend. It was really a jam-packed weekend, if I do say so myself.

20,000. F-teen emails dropped. And so, yeah, now we're dealing with the cope. How do we deal with this on the right when the most mentioned. person is in fact the guy you had you had like kind of hired as head pedophile hunter like Donald Trump that you had like written fan fiction but that you thought was real where he was the head pedophile hunter and he's the most mentioned guy in the emails so we got some we got some good wax at it from a Megan Kelly up front has some some ideas of how to start shift in that window yeah we'll talk about that we'll talk the What the Trump administration plans to be doing, it involves illegal warfare.

Maybe some light war crimes, as George Bluth put it once. Yeah. Exactly. We'll talk about Zeran. And then we got to talk about Brad Sherman, a Democrat from California. Over the weekend, some pictures dropped of him on a plane, just looking at some dirty pictures. and with his mouth like with his lower lip

just like kind of hanging down get these people out like breathe you can just like look at the picture and know that he was going yeah or he's saying some shit like how do I get you off this iPad so we'll talk about that

and just general plain decorum because Miles I know you had an experience oh come on recently why am I on trial like a common Brad Sherman I had some questionable shit blowing up off my iPad and somebody next one was like, sir?

Thank you, Tim Robinson. Thank you. Thank you, Tim Robinson, for real. All of that, plenty more. But first, more, we do like to ask our guest, what is something from your search history that's revealing about who you are? Oh, yeah, beautiful question. Thank you so much. You know what I'm looking at right now is, okay, this is a little peek behind the curtain, guys.

This is a little bit where the magic happens. I'm editing my-Rat Sherman style. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, it's just, it's, it's, you'll cut this. It's me jacking off to that picture of Brad Sherman. We will not. Oh, no. That's the, that's, uh, I think what's known as our bread and butter.

Yeah. People talking about like, ah, this is my thing when Brad Sherman's turned on. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You don't know how long I've been waiting. God. Just need to get that very specific guy.

Turn it on. Yeah. I'm editing my next special right now, which I'm really, really psyched about. A dude's doing color for it on it. And I was comparing if I could get away with this very saturated, looking like almost 70s style color correction. So I was looking at some old Richard Pryor footage.

I don't think I'm Richard Pryor. That is not what that. But you could have his color correction. But I'm like, could I get away with this? Problematic. They're like, I'll probably go a little bit, the contrast a little more on my face really quick. Oh, I've been it like that?

I know you didn't. Just this voice that I'm doing might be problematic if I put his audio over it of him talking about like putting himself up or whatever. Right, right, right. Claim it's my bit. Yeah. Wait, so is it, are you like going for like a film look? You're kind of like experimenting with something that feels kind of of of that era? I was considering it, yeah, because I, I don't know.

I, well, I'm going to call it, the title is going to be a timeless masterpiece. So I'm psyched about that. So I was like, I wonder how much I could get away with trying to make this look like extremely artfully, you know? Right, right, right. You start off in black and white and then you slowly get to color and then 4K of digital. Wow. Yeah, color correction can really, it's a, it's a world that I did not pay attention to until started like being in YouTube videos where they're like, all right, we need some white balance to, you know,

figure out how this is going to look. I mean, you, like, look into it. And it's like, oh, this is a whole universe that nobody's really paying attention to. One of those thousands of names at the end of a movie that is like, that person is an artist who's totally great of what they do. And that's the only reason this movie looks awesome. Yeah, it could look so bad, embarrassed. It looks like a terrible, weird soap opera without it.

Right. I mean, look, shout out to that first person, whoever did the color grading to make every Middle East scene be just sandy yellow all the time. You're like, you've done it. You've given us this thing. A lot of people pointed out how dull the Marvel films are, too, from like a color grading standpoint. Yeah. We're watching a lot of them.

We just did Captain American Winter Soldier over the weekend. Oh. Is that the one where he goes like from a skinny guy who we all hate to a musly guy who we love? Yeah. I love that part. Yeah. Victor was pointing out that Mexico has similar things

to similar color balance to the Middle East and Australia. They all, so that's why the, like, TV show set in the Middle East need the like prayer call at the beginning of any cut

to the Middle East. So they're like, it's not Australia. It's not Mexico. Yeah. What is something more that you think's underrated? Underrated right now,

my Instagram account. Oh, hell yeah. Yeah. Because I'm putting hilarious of stuff up there all the time and there's been almost no news coverage which i think is so weird i'm sitting at a very hell yeah isn't it really i'm shadow ban shadow man might be shadow band too provocative you did you search the email log to see if there's anything in there about you being shadow banned no well i tried to but then i saw that picture of brett sherman and so that just

brute you know the rest of my day is gone that's what it is i thought you were just going to be like man my Instagram account. Keep serving me up great stuff. Instagram. Great job, guys. You heard about these four you pages? What fun. Yeah.

All right, everybody, you've heard your assignment. Everybody better go subscribe. If you know, so Instagram is a social media platform. Mort's on it. Yeah, Mort Burke, B-U-R-K-E. Yep, there is. An application, an online application. You call yourself an outlaw country icon in your Instagram,

Bile. Can we, can we dive into that? That's how I view myself, kind of like a Whalen Jennings type, you know? It's funny because, like, with your sort of half-rimed eyeglasses and the thing, I'm like, yeah, this is, this is giving outlaw country eye quality. Beautiful juxtaposition. What is something you think is overrated, Mort? You know, I was going to say the Epstein files. And, because my, yeah, so what? Okay, look. So what? There's a guy called Mort Burke in there a bunch. it's not me guy you have any idea how many people there are with that name yeah yeah yeah well look okay sure are maybe people at the highest levels of government engaging in uh ritual gay sex while while passing anti-lgbt legislation yeah you know what i mean fuck yeah so what don't we have anything better to do and to find out what was in the mind of like maybe the only evil genius we've ever truly known

which is like this, like, child hunter. Yeah, right. Well, fleet dipship. Yeah, right. This is what Joe Rogan's probably going to be saying this week. He's like, don't we have anything better to do this week, guys? Yeah, yeah. I'm so tired of seeing it.

Because you're starting to see the people get in line. Bring back the girls to my Instagram feed, you know? Like, people talk about this stuff. Yeah. Remember when it used to be like more AI. Like, I remember what happened to little Michaela, the CG Instagram influencer? That was fucking sick, bro. I forgot.

were like one of her few public fans. I was. I was. Yeah. One of the only person to get a fucking restraining order served against them for stalking someone who doesn't exist. Yeah. But I think you're right. And I do think that what you are saying is essential. Like Donald Trump was like, all right, I want to vote for it so people can move on.

He was essentially like, I'll let you see it. Yeah. If you promise never to talk about it again. Let's just move it along. Not much to see here. okay you've seen it it's good we're done here right everybody can just shut the fuck up no no i think the thing is no one's yeah it's i don't know if anyone's gonna get the satisfying answer they seek that's i think the whole thing about it that i'm just sort of like i don't think it's going to be

the thing i don't know i'd be surprised again i've said this if this is this would be enough to fracture his own basis support of him right because clearly nobody on the other side of it is like, oh God, I don't know what's going to be in there. What could it possibly mean about Donald Trump? Right. Well, all those people are just sort of a continually propagandized by Fox News. So like that's not ever going to change. Well, and I think all similarly like on MSNBC, I think some people are like, oh, thank God. I don't have to do any kind of like radical action to try and rest control of my country from the oligarchs. Maybe it'll just end elegantly with this leaked email thing. Right. Right. With the same thing with Mangione was my feeling of like,

yeah okay yes but also i don't think a rich kid with a gun is gonna save us like yeah it's not gonna you know what i mean right right i mean j b pritzker's dad is in those emails and we'll see what that does for his uh the files you see what that does for his uh pursuit of power but maybe that's that shows he is you know uh he's of the elite class he's well connected enough yeah he's like he's invited to the eyes wide shop parties he's just like doesn't go right right right Because the food sucks. It's just like baked lays. Everybody's trying to lean up at those things, you know?

You don't want to be out there having just eaten ribs. The craziest sexual acts you could ever imagine that and also like some loose popcorn. Yeah, right. This isn't even fresh. Yeah, I wonder what the food spread was like at the Eyes Wide Shop Party. Sadly, Tom Cruise got kicked out before we could have seen it. Yeah. That was my main complaint with that movie.

Well, this guy's an idiot. Right, right. Should have stuck it out. Should have run away. Tried to get some cupcakes or something. It's a fascinating thing where it's like, people sort of think, oh, they're going to like leak these things out in such a way that it'll become less and less interesting and that people won't care. But there's also this other, the opposite could easily happen where it's like, the more you leave to the imagination, like the more intriguing and engaging it becomes. You know, so I think like 20,000 out of,

do we have any idea how many there are, like, in theory, total? Oh, yeah. It seems like a lot. Because he wasn't putting a lot of time into the emails he was setting. Right, yeah, they're like texts, yeah. Stream of consciousness, nonsense. Yeah. That one is good.

Would be his response to someone being like, well, I feel like I'm in trouble at work. He's like, yeah, good point. Just zero thought. Just gives you, like, a new level of like, Wow, people will accept anything as a reply to their question. Never have to put off another text message or email. You can just dash off some bullshit.

Sounds all right to me. All right. Yeah, I think we do, like, I wonder if the fact that they're going to be heavily redacted and leave the names, like, out for all Republicans, is going to backfire. Because that is a big part of, like, like the game of, you know, Q and all that shit is, like, trying to figure out and, like, connect the dots. And if you just, like, give them, you know, too many emails

that for any one person to read through in an entire lifetime and just be like, there, have at it. Like, you kind of need something to, like, some obstacle for them to work around. So I do want. Well, I think there's phases, right? I think, though, if you're trying to figure out how to do maximum damage to the presidency, with this it's like you they're they're clearly sitting on the most incriminating things like they

haven't even begun to reveal those like you know we're getting all these things come out in a slow drip that only make it worse i feel like there's going to be some other thing that they feel will be really compelling but again with a media report on it enough obviously fox will do its thing to completely inoculate their viewers from experiencing reality so hard to know hard to know do you think that's okay are they competent enough to have leaked the least damaging ones currently i think just based on hearing from the survivors they clearly know everything right you know and i think haven't really made the thing to be like we're going to speak in a public form about this because i think a it's probably not the best way to do that but i just feel just based on how you hear other

politic or other uh elected officials who have been in some of these hearings they're like bro it's yeah yeah what i mean i i feel like the email that kicked this off like those early emails where abstein before trump was the president said oh by the way like trump is the dog who hasn't barked he was in like he's implicated in all this he was with redacted victim for hours at my house like right that's on its own that's it You were with one of Epstein's victims for hours on your own. And he knows that you are implicated in this. The person who was like organizing and overseeing the whole thing.

Like that, it feels like that alone, if they were just like, this email has been authenticated. And that was just the only thing. People would be still freaking out about that. But then we all found out that he sucked Bill Clinton's dick. And now we're on to the next thing. Jesus Christ, it's so stupid. That really made you be like, what kind of multiverse are we in right now? I know when that headline came up.

But anyway, well, it's, and I, again, I also, right, we don't necessarily know that that's true, whatever. But I've been saying for a while, I think if you pull back, like, we are in a time of transparency. Like, there's so much dark, starting with, like, the Me Too movement, and then up, which is so necessary. And then up till now, there's just, like, the seat, it's going to become harder and harder to, like, keep these secrets. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And I think some people will probably engage with it in good faith and being like, people deserve justice. And then there are other people who are like, this will hopefully bring my enemies down. Forget what happened that have facilitated this terrible fucking controversy.

Right. Well, and that's, I think you're kind of seeing that. It's like, oh, both sides are trying to utilize it as a weapon. But it's like, no, no, no, you're all everyone. It's like you guys are all somewhat implicated. Yeah, yeah. Right, exactly. So, okay, how about this?

We both agree that whoever's in this should probably face justice straight up, right? No debate about that? Can we enter it like that? I don't know. This seems like something we should just move on from. He's dead. He's dead. Okay.

Brad Sherman. Why are we talking about that guy? He's a loser. He's dead. He's such a loser. He's dead. You know who's dead? All the losers.

Move on. Yeah. Well, can we talk about how hot my press secretary is? How hot my legitimate female wife is, Melania, Trump? Power couple. And shout out. to that great John Early bit on his last HBO special about how

the grab him by the pussy tape sounds like John Early trying to pretend like he was straight in junior high. Right. It's such a good bit, dude. Yeah, yeah. I totally grabbed her by the pussy. Grabbed her by the pussy. What?

Everybody's like, what? Why? How unpleasant for both of you. Oh, Jesus. I let you do it. What? Anything. Okay, dude. Can I get off this bus now? Yeah, yeah, sorry, sorry. Let's get off the bus.

Locker room talk. What lockers are you hanging out in? Like, Jeffrey Epstein lockers? Feels like that's the kind of thing people talk about, is that locker room? Great, great financier. Jeff Epstein, good dude. Let's take a quick break. We'll come back. We'll talk about how Megan Kelly, you've entered the spin zone with Megan Kelly, and she's got some interesting takes right now. A decade ago, I was on the trail of one of the country's most elusive serial killers, but it wasn't until 2023 when he was finally caught. The answers were there, hidden in plain sight.

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What are they saying right now? Is it like, Venezuelans deserve it or some fucking wacky shit like that? They've always couched it in his response, like dangerous, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. A new internal GOP memo shreds Democrats' narrative on Trump and Epstein. That's interesting. An internal memo? That's not fucking news or facts.

That's like your opinion, man. But okay, go ahead. Sure, sure. Well, they got to do that because the other option is just being like, I mean, okay. It's not looking good, but is it like, I don't know, that bad? Is it that bad? Which seems to be what Megan Kelly is going for. Oh, my God.

I'll just play this clip. She's got her serious XM show where. I mean, we've, we've seen these, like, MAGA news people debase themselves, like, on newsmax. I think it was Greg Kelly. What's what the fucking people, the last name, Kelly? He was just like, and I don't know, maybe Epstein was a patriot. Who knows? Right.

Maybe he was actually a good guy. And you're like, what the fuck? They're going for this one now? Yeah, Megan Kelly said, hold my beer, uh, because this is her now getting real pedantic about, like, what even is like a pedophile man? I said this before, which is a reminder. I do know somebody very, very close to this case who is in a position to know virtually everything, not everything, but virtually everything. And this person has told me from the start years and years ago that Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile.

This is this person's view who was there for a lot of this. I'm sorry, hold on. You just said that's this person's view who is there for a lot of this? Right. Who are you fucking talking to? Is someone else implicated in this? It's certainly not someone like in the legal process. Very close to the case. But I mean like almost was there for all of it.

You mean in the late Maxwell? Maxwell? Okay, anyway, go on, Megan. Person's view who was there for a lot of this, but that he was into the barely legal type. Like he liked 15 year old girls. I'm sorry. And I realize this is disgusting. I'm definitely not trying to make an excuse for this.

I'm just giving facts. That he wasn't into like eight-year-olds, but he liked the very young teen. types that could pass for even younger than they were What? Wait. Look, it's called a pederast and it's actually kind of cool, okay? She's

legit doing the thing pedophiles say to defend themselves where they're like, I'm not sick. I don't like five-year-olds. I like older children. Like, these are still fucking children. What in what fucking, again, because I think they're trying

to appeal to some sense set like of like depraved masculinity where they're like, these guys just fucking horny dude. And they're like, told me you've never seen a hot chick. They're like, well, that's a child. And then you're like, oh, maybe I'll get my life to, like what I don't understand what they're trying to do aside from again,

Megan Kelly now looks like a danger to children. If she's saying, it's also out loud in public, earnestly. Oh, really? Unbelievable. Yeah. Yeah. The barely legal types like 14. No, that's illegal. That's not barely. That's illegal.

What do you categorize someone as? under the age of 18. And then just like keeps moving it around being like, you know, 15, 14, 13, like, and sometimes look younger than they are. Wait, so what are you saying then that they, so you, hmm. It's not. I mean, a lot of people juxtaposed that with her talking about like, when Scott Bale was like grooming like this younger woman and came on Megan Kelly's show before she made the blackface comment and got kicked off in 2018. This is her. This is how she used to talk about this this idea of what is or is not legal you know you you you feel as a victim you feel a

victim you to people who are going to be out there because you know some are going to judge and say you were 15 you were 16 you were a willing participant again the the legal age of consent in California is 18 so there's no consenting for a 14 or even a 17 year old in these circumstances that's interesting because Megan Kelly is a fucking lawyer also let's not forget she's a lawyer and making these bizarre distinctions to try and, like, mitigate the fucking absolute criminality of it all. Ah, it's like into, like, fucking, like, 15, not five. Wasn't like a newborn baby.

This is so, again, not a great look. And I think now, like, serious, like, they ran a fucking, the next day, so this is Wednesday. I think the next day, they played a rerun to be like, oh, boy, Megan, maybe you shouldn't, uh, fucking talk. out loud ever again because we just made a multi-year deal with them and has her own channel as of November 4th. Great move.

Great move. And it didn't last 10 days before she said something so repugnant that people are calling for boycotts of the company. Oh, boy. So anyway, there she is. I mean, that seems like that's what they're going to have to do, right? That and then like some sort of smoke bomb like distraction. technique that's not even a thing people can wrap their heads around right you know what i mean

like locker room talk was a was an interesting way to thread that needle we're like they're just saying fucking wacky shit you going hey engaging in sexual activity with someone who's under the age of 18 it's like it's like whatever how close to 18 are they is it that bad i'd say most american people are like you're out of your fucking gourd what are you saying what the fuck no would you want that for your own child who is 15? Is that, does it the same like logic here? Yeah. So many magadads are right now being like, as the father of a daughter, you have to talk to you about this. As the father of a of a hot 15 year old. I, no, no, no, no. Sir, stop right there. Actually, yeah, the police are here now to talk to you. Jesus. So, yeah, I mean, this is, this is a bad

sign if you're like that's how backs to the wall they are now they got megan kelly being like oh what is an adult really right that's not that's not good because you're not saying this is an absolute lie about this person they have no way to prove any of this that's not your defense you're now just are you're getting you're doing a like semantic or pedantic argument about like well you know is it that bad your honor it's not the kid was fucking six right right like No. Get out of it. Yeah.

It's like much like when Drake was saying like, hey, I'm not a pedophile. You already lost. You already lost barrel, actually. If you're like dancing around this line, nah, you're not looking bright. Just fucking frightening. But again, it shows just, I think these are the biggest things that clearly are threatening the Trump presidency because he's threatening people around the Epstein files release and now threatening state legislatures over not expanding their maps, like not Jerry cutting, carving up their district maps. create more seats for the midterms. So, like, just based on who's getting threats from him, these are the two biggest front

of mind-ish, like existential threats for him, it seems. Yeah. It's, it is what the bad guy in a movie would be doing. You know, he'd be like, they were old-looking and also cheat harder so that I can keep power, like the two just like most cartoonishly evil things that a person can be as a person to respond. And how is he going to distract? from all of this after such a crazy weekend. How could he get our attention? If only there was some

precedent for Republican presidents for, you know, when their numbers are flagging at home, what can, what can they do? Yeah, just maybe a war or something like that. Oh, but make sure that it has a cool name, Miles. Oh, yep, yep, yep. There's Operation Enduring Freedom, Operation Desert Storm, Operation Southern Spear. That's right. Which is now what we have in the Caribbean. The U.S. who's building up a force in the Caribbean, like, we've not seen in fucking generations. They've got the one of the, like, most advanced aircraft carriers, the USS Gerald Ford is in the Caribbean. That's along with... Tough name for the most advanced aircraft carrier.

I know. Part of me was like, Gerald Ford is like, damn, good for you, Gerald Ford. Clumsiest got-like guy who was only known for just, like, falling and, like, having head trauma. I saw him speak as a kid And I didn't believe he was a president I was like I never heard of this guy This guy was not a president I'm like there's Nixon Reagan and Bush Like in my this was like when I was like

He is a we have the new icon status Show where we talk about different like iconic figures I feel like he's the least iconic president Of the past four years Oh yeah Yeah yeah By far right It would be like one of those things that

If you were doing like a Kimmel on the street bit You'd be like which one of these was not a real president. And you'd put Scooby-Doo, Donald Trump, Gerald Ford, and people were like, ah, sorry. Oh, God, it's tough. Scooby-Doo, maybe. Gerald Ford. I don't know here. But yeah. Feel the wrath of the USS Gerald Ford. Yeah. This is like 4,000 sailors on there. They also have a ton of aircraft. There's 15,000 service members already in the area. Yeah. This is fucking frightening because we've already

seen the illegal just premeditated murders of people on boats under the guise of they're bringing drugs here so yeah we're skeptical about the like justification of all those boats being bombed and like them not really having any intelligence that they could put forward saying that the boats the people on the boats were like a danger to america how did those stories end up we get any additional details because yeah it seems like a bunch of the people were like innocent or you know they to in order to justify the bombing of boats of private citizens they were going off of intelligence

reports provided by like Donald Trump himself. Yeah. You got to trust me on this one. Cut to Cash Patel looking kind of scared for a while and we're supposed to like, yeah, okay, I feel good about this. Yeah. That's exactly accurate. I mean like already Venezuela's already been crushed by

American sanctions to the extent now they're like, we want the oil, we want a fucking regime change. And apparently because they are straight, up presenting the like they're like i don't know we don't like you know they're being like we don't know what we're going to do yet in venezuela but look at what we've parked just outside the house now there's like talks that or at least donald trump said yeah you know venezuela wants to talk but in true trump fashion he was asked directly about this claim about

he's like yeah you said venezuela wants to talk what do you mean like in what capacity listen to fucking old senile man in chief here this is the fucking old senile man in chief here this is the fucking president who's claimed Venezuela wants to talk. A journalist asks for clarification about this claim. You said they want to talk. You said Venezuela wants to talk. What does that mean?

Venezuela would like to talk. What does it mean? You tell me. I don't know. You want to talk to them? I would talk to anybody. I talk to you. Right? I talk to anybody. We'll see what happens. So you tell me. Yeah. Are you the president?

I don't know. Wait, so you want to talk to them? I talk to everybody. Oh, God. Still a dick, though. Like, entering Alzheimer's, but still plenty of capacity to be kind of... I even talk to you and you're pathetic. Like, that's the implication there.

Fucking loser. What are you? Maduro wannabe? What? Maduro wannabe? What does that mean? Yeah, so, uh, yeah, now he's... He doesn't even know.

Apparently, like, this, the Epstein stuff is taking up, like, way too much oxygen in the White House right now, so... Well, right. If he's still, like, as internet addicted as everyone else, and he has always been, like, he's got to be just, like, obsessively combing through. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, he posted over two dozen times, like, on Saturday night. So he's everything. All as well. All as well. Yeah, it should be good. Should be good for our country. I'm glad. Glad he's in charge. Let's take a quick break. And we'll come right back. A decade ago, I was on the trail of one of the country's most elusive season. serial killers, but it wasn't until 2003 when he was finally

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Damn, these birds are just chilling on a fucking wire, just getting pissed on right now. Dude, they do that. Get the fuck out of there. Get the fuck out of there, bro. What are you fucking doing, bro? Crows don't give a fuck. These aren't even crows, bro. These are like frigging dubs. You got doves out there,

dude? There's fucking mockingbirds, bro. I was just fucking kicking it. Bird on a wire. Remember that movie? Yeah, dude. Great, frigging movie, bro. Hey. Aren't there feathers like water resistant or something?

It's just like, Oh, okay. Oh, you got, oh, wow. Listen to this guy. All right, bird man. Just showed up. Aren't they wearing little windbreakers? No.

How about that? Yeah, they're wearing little Adidas win. Jogging suits, bro. Oh, fuck, out. That'd be cool. That'd be nice, though. I wish they'd be. What was bird,

on a wire about it. I just remember that it's Mel Gibson and Goldie Hawn. I never actually saw it. Right. Like a spy thing, probably. I thought it was mainly just like a... Rick Jarman. Rick Jarman, I love these made-up names from 80s films. Rick Jarman, Mel Gibson is put in a witness protection after he

helps the FBI bus drug dealer, Eugene Sorensen, David Carradine. 15 years later, he's living with a new identity as a gas station attendant in Detroit when an old flame named Morian Goldie Hahn stops at the gas station and recognize him. His cover gets blown. Good promise. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. That's pretty good, bro.

Just friggin' rinse and repeat this fucking IP. I mean, the bird on the wire shared a cinematic universe. Sure. Blow it up. Blow it up, dude. Four season Netflix show. I'd watch every one of those. I want to see Jones Severance acting again, bro.

What the fuck happened to Joe Severance? You've been saying. That's what I've been saying, bro. Whatever happened to David Carrady. Huh? I got some bad news for you. That guy was like my fucking hero, bro. All right.

Sorry, you guys came back. We were talking bird on a wire because there are, it's raining in Los Angeles. There are birds just sitting out in the rain. We don't worry about him. I'm like the bird's mother. I'm like, you're going to catch a cold. Yeah. There's still Bewick's Wrens out singing.

You say Buick's? Bewick. Bewe-E-W-C-K. I've never looked up how to say that out loud. That probably. My bird song app is to help me. me, that's who's singing in my backyard when it's still raining. Oh, yeah.

I'm like, who the fuck are these guys? Mine's my neighbor, Rachel, who thinks she can sting TLC really well. Some of these yellow rumped warblers still out here. And Superdvisor Justin came with the facts, said that the crows specifically have water-resistant feathering. Corvitz, bro. Which sounds like a bunch of bullshit. But anyways, birds are like bullshit. They're coughing and shit.

They're cold, bro. Yeah, they had to catch a little tiny bird colds. Yep. Birds. That's what they call that. Need little Kleenexes and stuff. All right. Let's talk, uh, Zeran first test of his new.

I love that like this is going to be, everything's going to be put on him. So the first real test of like, you know, is, is he going to be able to get security clearance because Donald Trump is going to fucking attempt to sabotage him? Yep. It's just going to be over and. Over and over, his administration is going to be marked by people refusing to let him do his job and people being like a real test for Zoramam Dhani. Yep, yep, exactly. So the first one, like you said, step one, will you sabotage this mayoral rain?

Can he get a proper security clearance? You know, for like to be briefed on threats to the city you're leading, kind of like a basic thing. Yeah, you kind of need that. there was like a in in in in trumps defense he is kind of brown i'm just yeah no right you see the white balance on the pictures of him look what they did look what they did to him like what they're lighting him up um they he basically like past dhs officials have commented they're like this is an afterthought you once like once a like an elected official passes their like legal

background check it's like there's no there's no reason in a reasonable reality where you go I don't know if that guy needs to be briefed on what threats are being presented to the city that they lead. But again, we are not in those times. So now people are like, what's going to happen with this? Trump has, he's been saying shit, obviously, since the beginning of like, Mom Dani's here illegally and like, yeah, we're going to have to look into that. But on Sunday, he was asked about it. He said he will be meeting with Mom Dani and they will, quote, work something out. Although he wasn't asked directly about the security clearance.

This comes on the heels of like this reported dinner that happened at the White House last week where, quote, Donald Trump hosted New York's top business leaders in the state dining room on Wednesday where they could talk about supporting Elise Stefanix campaign for governor. Basically what they're saying is like if they can get her in as governor, they can maybe, you know, put some breaks on what Mom Dani is able to do in New York. So now they're all fully in like, how do we make New York? Like we don't want any kind of equity for people. So how do we completely lock the gates on this?

TBD. They only want like the sons of sheikhs owning a billion-dollar condos. That's the only thing they ever wanted to live. Or someone's so stupid. They don't care that they are like constantly like acting as a stooge for a foreign power like Eric Adams was. Right. It's like, that guy's perfect. I think something's wrong with him.

But as a mayor, genuinely think. Perfect. Yeah. He loves boats so much. he'll do anything. Yeah. He always says New York is the whatever country he's courting of America. Like, New York, the Istanbul of America.

And you're like, what? New York, the Tel Aviv of America. Like, he just says shit like that time's like. Switch. Every one of those is perfect. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I mean, yeah, the Wall Street billionaires are 100% plotting right now. They are trying to desperately, like Jamie Diamond, the head of Chase was there.

Adina Friedman, the head of NASDAQ. Larry Fink of Black Rock like truly the fucking like the evil doers from Squid Games were there without their masks on and be like how do we figure this out I do not want to pay taxes it does

feel like at a certain point they're going to come to terms with the fact that all right fine we're going home we're leaving it is not the death blow that everybody seem to be expecting it to be that like them threatening to leave

Everyone's like, great. Yeah. That fucking rules. People will be berating fewer baristas, I guess. Right, exactly. Stressed out assistants will be like not running around screaming at everybody. You'll regret this when your interns go unabused. Yeah, exactly.

You'll be missing me. There's also, I saw an article that was talking to one of like a real estate agent who works with kind of like the wealthier people in New York. They're like, bro, nobody's fucking leaving. They were like, I'm just telling you someone that. that they would hit up to be like, I'm cashing out. They're like, no one's fucking leaving. Again, because the thing is, where are you going to go? Like, truly, unless you really don't give a fuck about New York, then you could leave.

But I'd imagine the people that live there and have lived there for many years aren't interested in becoming a billionaire oligarch refugee somewhere else in the country. I don't know. I'm just saying Steven Seagall seems to have a pretty good life over in Russia. You guys, just check it out, maybe check it out. He's winning all these. Do you see how big those parrots are that they gave them? You know how many.

keto tournaments he's winning. Fucking nuts, dude. He's the goat. Freaking goat, bro. I do wonder what the outright like sabotage is going to look like, just refusing to let him, you know, the city become better.

Yeah, you probably put, you put the screws on the city council, every other position that you could maybe influence. I mean, yeah. It'd be fun if what they come up with is just bumbling, like, they're like, they like change the locks on his office door or something. Yeah, right.

We moved his clock five minutes later. Or they're just knowing them, they're out of ideas. Like, what if we keep calling him a socialist? And they're like, yeah, yeah. All right, I'm going to put a million dollars into that right now. Okay, dickhead. All right. And finally, a new story over the weekend came up that raised the question of like,

what's okay to look at on an airplane. It feels really pointed at me. So Brad Sherman, and there was also the Brad Sherman story. We'll get to your story It's not even a story You burned me You should have told me He kept going

You see the last episode Of the chair company Last week You see the Oh you're going to check it out Check it out Oh man I said I told you

I said I got to download it on my iPad So I go watch it on the flight And you're like yeah dude Have fun with that Yeah why don't you watch it Go ahead watch it Ask your seat mate Ask your roommate if they want to check it out too

So the news story is that this guy, Brad Sherman, who is a congressman from California. The 35th district, or no, 32nd district, that's mostly the West Side. Somebody took a photograph of him on a plane looking at his iPad because he's, you know, in his 70s. So he loves an iPad. Loves nothing more than taking video with an iPad. It's his favorite. I felt like some of those Epstein emails also had the tag sent from my iPad, too. Oh, yeah.

Oh, there's something about sent from my iPad emails that just hit different. But anyway. He is, so he's sitting there looking at his iPad, and it appears to be a lot of women in revealing clothes. Not really. I shouldn't say women because, like, it's only their butts and, like, boobs. There's no, there's no identifying. It's just, like, you know, out of context, butts and boobs. And he's got his mouth hung open.

Like, man, you got to catch that line of spittle before it drips into your lap. It's crazy because at first I was like, maybe they just, I get it. Like, Twitter is a cesspit for this kind of shit and you're going to see porn no matter what. But then you look at the other photos, like there's one where he's like leaning back. There's another way he's got his legs crossed leaning forward. Like, bro, this guy has went on a fucking tour with that score. Yeah, no, that was in his. So his denial was.

This was on my for you page. It was Twitter. This is literally the word for word. This was on Twitter. These pictures came up on for you. I must have looked at more than 1,000 posts. Of these sort? Of this sort?

Yeah. I think he's just like, I don't know. I think so one way to take that is that he's an old man and he thinks he's just like going to the front page of Twitter when he goes to the four. you thing and they're showing him the most important stuff and it's just all these asses and boobs and like he's not

ladies yeah he's not realizing that those are there because he keeps clicking on them right and leaving comments like nice and let's like to see that at my pool my backyard pool Sherman also said quote is it pornography

I don't think Elon Musk thinks so is it appropriate no yeah okay i don't think declaring this was on my four you pages the rock solid defense he apparently thought it was right right right he said if i see a picture of a woman might i look at it longer than a sunset yeah you fucking perfect you like got a miracle poetry on might i might i gaze upon a beautiful sunset as i might i compare it to a rose a buxom beauty on the internet perhaps i may steal a look mayhaps i will look at an amazing rack for upwards of 15 minutes and keep returning to it and uh pin that on my profile back

i mean look as somebody who is on an airplane with an ipad and some shit popping up that you really don't want people to know i i'm very aware of how big an ipads here i don't even like reading a book on an ipad because i feel like yo bro you're trying to you're trying to learn what kind I was fucking spiritual or American history shit I'm getting into right now. But, dude, I told you, Jack, and I had more, I was watching, I was catching up on the chair company. I haven't seen the episode that came out on Sunday, but I was catching up to the, like, the, I think it's episode four or five. Episode five. Yeah, where there's like a whole.

I haven't gotten that far yet, but you don't have to do. There's a big ending. There's a big ending. That is not appropriate to watch. If anyone has seen it, you think you're just watching an Ebony's or Scrooge, movie. Yeah. And then it gets very Tim Robinson-y. And again, I panicked. I fucking looked over, like, I could tell the person next to me saw what I was watching on the iPad. And I was like, the cops are going to fucking get me when they, when they land this thing, they're going to

fucking arrest me, bro. Just viral footage of you screaming. It's edgy comedy as your right. Yeah. Freed speech is fucking dead. Yeah, Brad Sherman. I mean, Look, he's a, he's a horny old man looking at his iPad, nothing to see here. But also, you shouldn't be in Congress anymore, not even just for that. Just because this is, this is the era when we need to stop juxtaposing establishment Democrats with the MAGA thing right now. I'd be like, that's better. No, it's, it's marginally better. We need people who know when they're looking at wild shit on an iPad on an airplane and also know that, like, you know, wage increases are important and, like, your regulation.

to stop like for prof, any, whatever, what am I saying? Well, and it's interesting how we may, we may have isolated the moment where the boomers go from being ruined by Facebook politically to being ruined by Instagram, which is like, now they're just into big, sloppy butts. Yeah, yeah, right. It may be less damaging, honestly? No, I think this is actually good that he was just like, I, may I compare thee to a sunset? Yeah.

About the butts he was looking at. It's like, now, but you look like Homer Simpson when he sees like the Budweiser girls. Yes, that is exactly. He has Homer Simpson mouth-watering face. He's looking at the, he's looking at the gummy de Milo, if you remember that episode, when he's taking the babysitter home. Great episode. It is tough.

Like, I watched the movie, Kinds of Kindness on a plane, the Yorgos Lastimos movie that's, like, very, I had no idea what this movie was going to be, and there are some, like, weird sex scenes in there, and I, immediately, like, I, you know, I've got no chill. I've got no nonchalance. And so I, like, started, I found myself, like, watching it with my, like, hands come from the thing. You put it in your hoodie and you go like, yeah, yeah, it immediately makes it look like I'm just watching hardcore pornography.

No, it's the New Yorker's like to do all of these. You put on, like, a ski mask and you put it under the ski mask. I was like, oh, no. I can even see with it that close to it. Oh, shit. But, yeah, it's hard. Yes, Vic. producer Victor said, didn't Miles also watch the curse on an airplane?

Yes. And then the weird micropenus scene comes up too, which I had to frantically try and get it off my fucking in-seat entertainment screen. What weird specific carba you have that you can't watch in the worst. I know. This guy loves looking at dicks. Jack, you're like, Miles, you just check out the piano with Harvey Kytel. Oh, really?

Yeah, okay. I'll do that. But I'm doing it on the iPad, bro. You know, you're traveling East. You might as well watch Eastern Promises. It's a really good fight scene in that. Yeah, you're going to like it. This dick is just flying all over the place.

Just on a Lars Van Trier Marathon. You're like, how many of these? Jack, you burned me again. I'm on a fucking watch list. All right. Finally, there's a Lubu Boo Boo movie coming. Thank God. I know.

That's really all we have. People are still crazy for these toys. And once people start physically fighting each other over a toy, Hollywood gets horny. They're like, oh, yeah. Look at the little piggy's fighting over this one. This is, I can't imagine that this movie is going to come out at a time when anybody still gives a shit about.

Labuboos. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm underestimating their longevity. But this feels like going into production in 99 on a Beanie Baby's movie. Yeah, 100%. And then, like, it's no, it's like announcing it after that like, like, after the stories come out about people who have lost everything on Beanie babies. And that's right. We're making a movie about the heyday of Beanie Babies. And you're like, what? No. Because right now, Labubu's are in the same place. It's like, people are pointing like, bro, the decline is very real. Resale prices are just plummeting. There's like, there's just a ton now.

It's like oversupply issues. So like that whole, we're so past like the era where they're like, this is the next fucking thing. That's so funny. It's like 2009 coming out with how great the housing market movie is. Yeah, right, exactly. Oh, these subprime mortgages, huh? These are fucking great.

Subprime mortgage, man. Subprime mortgage man. The Marvel. Marvel Subprime Mortgage. I'm invincible. Did they even say what it's like? It was just announced that they bought the rights. They also have a Viewmaster feature film coming, which is just a, you guys remember Viewmasters, right?

Yeah, the red thing with that. Watch corn through on the airplane. To what you should. At least you have privacy. They don't know what you're looking at. Yeah. And in no way to you look shady as fuck. It's, yeah.

Like that. that seems ill-conceived for a different reason, but the LeBibu's one, I think the only way to make it make sense is if it's a horror movie, like if they just, like, lean into the creepiness of it, because there is, like, that is still a rumor

that's on these streets in second grade is that LeBububoos are secretly alive and, well, like, when you're not looking, they turn at you. I'm like, give you a creepy smile. But even then, like, doesn't that, like, go against the appeal of a Labubo? anyway like I don't ever people are like I love these scary fuckers you know what I mean

they're like yeah they're like little freaky dolls you know you just want you think it's like a smurfs movie or some shit they would make with maybe it's like a gremlin's type thing either way nobody's gonna give a bad luboo yeah I just try to see what is it view there's no I want to know what the fucking viewmaster movie's gonna be it was like people just look at a viewmaster and like oh shit I'm in the world I also love your character who's like I love these scary little fucks yeah he's like I got back from New York. Oh, these little freaky fucks.

I love these baskets. They're scared of shit out of me. I got them all over my truck. I walk around terrified. Oh, thanks. Oh, fuck a Labouou is what I'm saying all the fucking time. I love that shit, bro. These little frets.

I can see one way they go is that it's like hyper-capitalist. Like the bad guys are the fake knock-off ones, Lafoufis. And then it's like the good, the forces of authentic. So overt. Yeah. Don't tell me you're buying replica LeBuboos. Are you? Go to war with China.

The Viewmaster has to be that, like, you can see the future through the view map. Like, there's no other possible thing or that, like, you can see something through the viewmaster. Like, I can't conceive of any other idea. Well, the guy who's in charge of it, Phil Johnston, he's the one who wrote and directed Reckett Ralph, and Ralph breaks the internet. And then he also co-wrote Zootopia. So I don't think we're going for freaky horror. I think it's like, look at these cute little fuckers, bro. Those other guys scathing shit out of me.

The Labubu guy is the guy who wrote Zootopia and or the viewmaster. Oh, okay. Oh, wait, no, no. Oh, wait. The Viewmaster guy is also doing, the Viewmaster guy is doing is the Recke Ralph guy. Got it. So he's doing Viewmaster and Laboooo? I don't know.

You just told me this information. I'm saying the view, I was looking at the Viewmaster movie. That is being helmed by the Zootopia Reckett Ralph. Got it. Yeah, yeah. The Boo,

I don't think we have anybody attached quite yet, but doesn't feel quite as like timeless and rich in potential commentary as like the Barbie movie, you know? I think people have to lose their jobs at the highest levels at the studio at Sony for even saying out loud you even thought this was a good idea. Yeah. You know what I mean?

Remember when you, I think when we were talking about this earlier, I was like, oh, great timing. Just when people don't give a fuck about it, you're saying we're making a movie that's going to come out in, what, 18 months from now, at best? At best. Did it go through a recent resurgence that I'm not aware of the viewmaster?

The view master. I was on the booboo, but the viewmaster, that was part of the, that was part of Mattel opening up all of their like IP to be made into film. So, like, that's why we're going to get the fucking, uh, aren't we getting an eight ball movie? There's going to be Uno, the movie. It's not a, so the eight ball movie is actually going to be a TV series, a streaming series, uh, helmed by Ancler, M. Knight Shyamalan.

So. Yeah. No, it says, um, the Uno, it keeps going back and forth, like what it was going to be. I remember it was first talked about as being a heist film in Atlanta. Right. And I was like, oh, that's when I was like, oh, okay. So you're not just being like, shall we play Uno? And then magic fucking, you know, happens right after.

So I don't know. I don't know. They said Lil Yadi was involved. He said a Spanish speaker in the movie who says Uno once. And they're like, see, it's the Oono movie. Exactly. Boom. Well, Mort Burke, what a pleasure having you as always.

Uno. Where can people find you, follow you, all that good stuff? Yeah, man. Again, the previously mentioned Instagram account at Mort Burke and listen to rebrand my podcast with my beautiful wife, Ashley Boych. It's Birch. Who you've been rebranded of late? We just rebranded screaming as an episode because Ashley, she screams all the time. She loves screaming. Wait, in what way? In this kind of cute, very reactive way, anything, she's, we're talking about it. How she's just, and it makes her a great, she's an incredible. incredible voice actor, and it's like living with a cartoon. Oh, sure, sure. Ah, wow! Yay!

Like, it's... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And just, we think people aren't screaming enough. In general, I think like a lot of rage could be expelled from us if we all started screaming more. Hell yeah. I've gotten five spam calls during the course of this recording. It's fucking... I don't. I don't understand. Oh, sorry. I was trying to get a free beach ball at Madison Square Garden.

Somebody must have done this to me. I don't understand it. Amazing. Is there a work of media that you've been enjoying? Well, as the skateboarding correspondent, the new real videos called Oval came out last week, Mason. There's a really great build-to-spill song in the first part, which is really good. You got your eye shot wears, you got your, it's sick. It's really great. There's a really good reference to all the previous real videos I grew up watching, like kicked out everywhere and nonfiction and stuff at the beginning.

So it's great. I liked it. Sounds good. Yeah, Miles, where can people find you? Is there a working media you've been enjoying? Yeah, find me everywhere at Miles of Gray, if you want to hear me talking about a 90-day fiancé, the show that geniuses watches. Geniuses watches?

The show that geniuses watches. I'm ashamed to myself. I'm on Zimmer now. I shouldn't have said that. Catch me on 420-day fiancé. Workin media, honestly, even though it put me in a bit of a spot of bother on the airplane as I watched it, The chair company, I am on board with the psychological thriller part of it because it's, it moves exactly like a psychological thriller, but it just happens to be one that's Tim Robinson and Andrew DeYounged out. Yeah.

That's great. Shout out. I'm going to go, I'm probably going to, oh, I'm going to go have lunch with Andy D. Young after this probably. Oh, oh. Damn. Yeah. Big fan of his work. Yeah, he's friends. He's sweetest dude, too. hilarious. I will.

I will. Don't to come on the show, bro. He said good job. Don't come on the show. Don't come on the show. Don't come on the show. Just tell him we said good job. Why?

What's your fear of Andrew Dian? I'm going to. I'll just be like, dude, so did that part really happen? Oh, yeah. Is that really?

You said that. You know, it's hilarious about him too? We, like, really handsome guy. He's really got all. Come on.

Yeah, he's got it all. Like 6-1, I don't know. Yeah, he's got it. Hilarious. Six-1, smarmie. All the good stuff.

Yeah, yeah. you know, horny in a scary way. You know how we like. All right. You can find me on Twitter at Jack underscore O'Brien on Blue Sky at Jack O'B, the number one. I enjoyed some tweets over the weekend.

And that's all I'll say about that. Period. I mentioned this one on the entrance. Picture of Bill Clinton standing at the lectern, kind of looking down with a smile in his face. And it was from at Regional Thicko, tweeted Bill Clinton left. and Donald Trump write, you kind of have to see the picture, but it's very good.

Ash tweeted, the person I see in the self-checkout camera is not who I am in my heart. There's no, never been a less flattering camera than the self-checkout camera, I feel like. Yeah. And finally, Oregon map guy, IQ 277, tweeted a screen cap of Hillary Clinton's tweet from November 3rd, 2016, where she said, I already told my husband, on January 20th, 2017,

he will sleep with the next president of the United States. And someone just quote, someone, uh, Sans T-Trey, quote tweeted that and said, the monkey paw curls. Oh, my God.

Just imagine them nervously kissing. I know we're all obsessed about the blowjob, but imagine them trying to like work up to it. Oh, God. Oh, my God. I love it. I don't want to Too late

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