The Daily Zeitgeist - PonDyReplay Wales

Episode Date: February 24, 2026

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Let it all work out. Let it all work out. Let it all work out. Let it all work out. Hey. You already fucking know what time it is. Welcome to A. It's a hoodie.

And wow, we're back from the depths of the darkness that was match week 27 or 26. I forget, we got an extra game. We played 28. But anyway, you know what I'm talking about. But before we get into it, it's time to go around the table and ask first. Jamel Johnson, can you give me two to 17 songs? That's somewhat how you feel? Who songs?

Up to you. Whatever you want to do. Well, I got words. I wish I had songs. I said songs just to kind of say something different. Get some vibes. My two words, standardized testing. Okay.

You know, I was trying to think of like a comp, like, what's it like in school when you're like about to fail and then you get a pop quiz that you can't possibly fuck up? Oh. And then I remember the American school system. Standardized testing is the only reason I graduated high school on time. Nice. I did none of my work. But they would give us these bullshit tests at the end of the year that you didn't have to get a good grade on the past. A passing grade.

And this is in Virginia they're called the Standards of Learning. S-O-Ls for short. Shout out to our guy, Soul Campbell. Wow. And yeah, the passing grade was like a 56, bro. Wow. It was like an app. Wait, so what did?

They changed the rule during no child left behind. So this is very like early 2000s. Right. And basically they were like, no matter what you did during the year, if you pass the standards of learning test, you move on to the next grade. So everyone gets to the final and the final's super easy. Yes. And I would have to say, I think playing Tottenham is like a standard of learning.

Yeah, I get it. You can't fuck this up. But it felt, and it felt like almost like, are they going to fuck up the standard of learning tests? It's high pressure. Like, I'm coming into the test with a 32% in English. I speak English. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What the fuck is the problem?

What is verb tense agreement? What's going on here? I like it. And then it's test time. And the test is you're playing against a team who only has 13 active players. Right. And none of them has ever lifted weights before. No.

They're all smallest shit. Yeah. Dumbish shit. Yeah. Yeah. I love that. Perfect. And dumby shit.

Chris Martin. Spurs are the reason Americans are so stupid is basically what you're saying. Pretty much. I could track it to them. Yeah. I like that. I like that. Because, hey, if they were better, we'd be better.

Okay. So do better. Okay. But we are better. So in every measurable way. Chris Martin, how about you? I have a 17 word. I have a funny set songs.

Yeah. What's new pussy cat? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, right. What's new pussy cat? Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's no pussy cat? Whoa.

Just when you think it's over, it's not over. It keeps going. Couple more hits. Couple more. Yeah. It's not over. It keeps going. Yep, yep.

Before the title race was over, it was very much not over. Yeah. Oh, I love that. I love that. Is Tom Jones? Does he got a little bit of that Welsh flavor? Why is his hair curly? Yeah, he's Welsh.

But why is he curly? You thinking has he got some other? Yeah, I mean, like, something going on. Like Ryan here? How else can these things? Why would be like that? That's how he's. He's related to Barrington Levy.

That's why he's going to do more. He's very famous for having fake tan. Tom Jones, proven right, as DNA test reveals 200,000-year-old black ancestors. Hold on, what the fuck is? Excuse me? He's related to M. Hotel? He said he has expressed relief at being proven right in his belief he has black answers. He's saying a lot of racist jokes over his life.

Hey, I can say that. Because my 200,000-year-olds, yeah. Wait, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great. Three hours later. Yeah, grandfather was a, you know who. It was Ramsey's. He said to the right. That's how he got the lyrics.

He said a racist joke. Someone went, whoa, whoa, whoa. All right, all right. The original words, well, what's new jungle bunny? And they didn't like it. So I had to change it, mate. But I said it's okay because 200,000 years ago, my uncle was black. He said, I've constantly been asked throughout my career whether I am a black man heralding from the Welsh valleys.

But anyone looking at my dance moves, okay. Wow. We're going to go on there. We're going to dance. He said looking about could attest, this suggestion was unlikely. I like you got to lean into it because black people can dance. However, some of the best goat curries I've ever had have come from PondiPrit. Ponce-Pret, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Okay, that sounds a little like Ponder replay. Okay, yeah. Pondi-Ripit. For me, I already sang it at the top of the show. Let it all work out. Let it all work out. Oh, my God.

If there's one constant that we, can have and it's Eberreche as a scores against Spurs at least two goals. Yeah. He's worth every penny. Great. I love it. And I love that stat that his last shot on target was the last goal he scored in the Derby in November.

That's crazy. Prior to that last goal. It's like, yes. I love that. And it's a thing that is chapping the asses of Spurs supporters so fucking bad. The anger that these people have over Eze that they're like, I saw one level guy being like, yeah. He's worse than soul couples.

He's worse than your... Hold on, bro. You guys didn't even have him. And you're acting... Okay. Okay. I mean, look, focus on yourselves, y'all,

because y'all got problems. And we're going to focus on ourselves, too, because we're trying to stay up high, let it all work out. Anyway, main story, Spurs 1. Arsenal. Oh, I just want to say this. Going into it,

I think everybody was like, shit. That wolves result was diabolical. The fucking internet was just already cripp walking on our grave. Just preemptively. They're like, wait. They're like, this is the funnier shit that's about to happen. They're going to go to Spurs where they've only one fucking twice and get clapped.

Well, that didn't happen. Is it a good time to mention what the stadium announcer said, the Tottenham's stadium announcer? Is there audio of that? Do we know? I think people have been trying to find it, but from, I think Miguel Delaney said, the Spurs announced. They're worried. They're nervous as hell. We're calm. We're ready. What?

Why would you say that? When was this said? Like, in the, like, getting the crowd up, you know, when the players are walking out? The stadium announcers? I thought this was like for their insular live stream where other sad supporters could just listen to their own broadcast. They announced that. Yeah. Oh, you

you motherfuckers. Because now I have to believe we didn't even win because we were better. We may have won because they said that dumb shit. That's how much of an error that is. They look nervous. That is, I mean, that is, I guess, something you'd say before, like, you're trying to puff your chest up before a fight that you do lose.

Yeah, but if you've never won a game, yeah. Like, they haven't won a game all year. Oh, this year, yes. Yeah, though they have not won this calendar year. No, no, no. No extra pressure. Yeah.

You know, let's just go out there and play it regular. The narrative was they're going to have 12 days to prepare for this North London Derby. Igor Tudor is really going to. And I remember last week we were listening to his first interview. He was like, I'm going to, we're going to destroy everything. I do not matter. It's about them.

And you're like, oh, shit, okay, maybe he's a hard ass. Cut to man marking in the midfield. Brough, mate. What are you doing? You don't try and go man to man against Arsenal. It was the best we've looked all year because of it. Like, clearly in control. They neglected, jury and timber had so much space on that right side.

And then because Jed Spence was caught between him and Saka, and he didn't know who to fucking cover. By the time he would even try and step out to get to timber, Saka was alone, and now Vandaven had to shift over. And now your whole back line is fucking shifting. And it's like, bro, this is this. We prayed for times like this, okay? It was looking good.

Yeah. Like in a way where I'm like, it's taught them the worst team in the league. Oh, yeah. For the past few months, every other team kind of had our midfield stuff figured out. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And I think it's, I mean, I think credit to them, they're probably like, well, we can't just sit back. We're going to get fucking smashed if we're just sitting back. So let's try and play open. And that's usually the only, like when we have games that are wide open, like most Champions League matches, that's when we're able to really fucking crush them.

The other thing that's interesting, the new manager bounce was something a lot of people were talking. Oh, shit, you know, dude, you know, whatever you know, you know, it could be a new manager bounce. Igor Tudor is the first Tottenham Hotspur to lose their first Premier League game in charge since Andre Viesh boy. in August 2012 with the previous nine going unbeaten. That's amazing. One six, drawn three.

So, you know, history may have may have, yeah, you may have thought that. Maybe you've got a point out. He's just got a deep voice. They realized they, yeah. He went into the meeting and was like, I have, you hired. Yeah.

I like the sound, I like the baseline. Sorry, let me finish. Hemorrhoids. Yeah, yeah. Tone is a lot. We've already, we've already, we've already made you sign the contract. Oh, sorry, I'm just, is there a bathroom?

I'm sorry, do you coach football? No, I do. I just have terrible hemorrhoys. He's the Eastern European. From a world. Yeah. From a world. He looks like he could have been like a Grand Theft Auto bad guy.

Like I can see him in that poster. Oh, easily. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yep, yep, he's there. He's there. He's there. He's there. He's there. Oh, yeah. Another great stat.

So as they scored, a brace, obviously. So he is now third for most goals in the dark. Yeah. Robert Perez has seven and 11 appearances. In the Premier League, right? When records began. Yeah. Emmanuel Adabior, six in seven appearances.

And he played for both teams, so that's kind of like a little cheat on the staff, right? And as a five in two. So at this rate, baby. It's bizarre. You got something going, and I love to see it. And I still can't tell if it's like, is he playing better or is Tom the worst team of all time? Yeah, I know. you mean.

Again, no, lost. Now it's, if see if he, we interested if he stays against Chelsea. Let's see how he, how he does, but they just, just left him.

They had so many players, but like behind the ball, yet no one, yeah, no one in the right area. I mean, Arsenal, it was crazy watching,

I was watching in Nashville, shout out to the two random guys are sat on a table at the Fleet Street Pub by you next to you next to a guy called Philip, who said he was going to listen to the podcast.

There you go. Lovely people. I love hugging a guy. I've just met in the palm of anyone else. What a beautiful thing about football. I love this slow pace of Americans singing Uto, U2B. It's very slow. U2B, U2B.

And I caught you because you posted that video. You sent this a video and I said, thank God Chris was there. You said, let's get this shit going to get it. This is punchy. This is a little bit punchier, baby. But anyway, you saw them. Shout out to Philip and Drew. Drew.

Okay. But yeah, no, I was watching the game going, again, it fell out one of those games. I felt like I've watched an Arsenal game like this for 20 years where you're like, dominant. And you're like, how... And then we score the goal.

And then obviously, I mean, we have to laugh. Declan Rice selling everyone to switch on. And then within nine seconds games a book. What in the fuck, man? Yeah, that was... And that is a recurring issue. We should probably talk about, like, we keep giving teams goals.

And Tottenham was so courteous that despite us doing that in the second half, they're like, well, we should make it very easy if you to score more goals. But luckily Arsenal won, and I'm sure the other players would have bented him afterwards about that. But that just did switch.

on the bro. He only switched himself off. That was wild. Trying to dribble through two guys in the corner.

I mean, obviously we all know as dumb as shit, but yeah. It was just like, I think on the heels of that wolves match, the interview he gave too

or he's like, yeah, bro. Do you know what? Once you get that interview in the week, wants to do that like, yeah,

you know, I'm always up, whatever, it's like when Ezzer gave one of those interviews the other day and just put up a stink you're like,

once they give this really like, hey, I'm just, we've worked it all out. that's a kiss of death. You're going to do something stupid in the next game. Yeah. But, I mean, it ended up being okay

because Yonkers also said at the end of the match, he also referenced that, like, summit that they had after the wolf's thing. And the way he said it was like, bro, we just fucking put it all on the table. Like, people were, people were, people spoke their mind about everything they felt that was happening out there.

Just not even in football. Just about that. She won't even speak to me when I get home off of the game. He's like, we don't know what's in the MRI vaccine. And you're like, whoa. Whoa, what the fuck? What shape is the earth? Yeah.

It can't be like this ball. Hell no. No way. Why am I not falling over right now? Yeah. Can you regrow a foreskin? If you really think about it. If you really think about it,

I saw a how-to with John Wilson. There was a guy who had a thing to stretch it back out. We need fucking answers. And they're like, all right, Artetta, please. Guys. Guys. Guys. Magnets.

how do they do to do a croquetta like your fucking iniesta like in your own half like that it felt so like textbook dumb fuck look at us shooting ourselves in the foot like I was ready to be racist about it yeah right I was gonna get racist okay what were you gonna say I was gonna think like milk things yeah yeah yeah yeah milk boy there you go it's you know what's gonna it's refreshing it's more refreshing you're sliding into a white players DMs and racially B B B. Send him a milk bottle emojis. Oh, dude, I was going to send them all type of crazy screenshots of PBS.

Of Mayo. Yeah. And, and half and half. Exactly. Yeah. Exactly. Well,

I have a stereotype. Should I know about the black circuit? What are you guys saying about us? Black circuit. Oh, just in terms of what we're saying about white people. I mean, I guess we're just,

we're making fun of how y'all wear your pants. Yeah. Oh, what are we doing? Too high. Too high. That also posture. Oh, bad posture. There is a thing like you,

if you're, if you're, if you're going to embody a white guy, Is it very high, very like upright posture? That's funny. You know what's funny is a friend, that's so funny. But what's funny is a friend of mine complimenting me having very good posture, which I've now realized means. No, no, no, your shit is all right.

All right. Nothing wrong with good. You never come off like. No one ever goes like. And I'm a white person. You got to put a little more like, hey. Hey. Because there's always like a, oh, oh, you don't know,

we don't know what I'm doing that stuff. I like kind of like a male Karen type type of vibe. That's the vibe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, actually, that kind of vibe. Yeah. But see, when you do it with your English accent, I don't know, it's magical.

I'm bugging with it. It's magical. Yeah, okay. Yeah. It doesn't come off. That'd be funny. You start off abusing Declan, then you're still going to,

gosh, you're a magical motherfucker. Yeah. Because you're whimsical ass, bro. You're not scaring anybody. I was going to send him a bunch of, like, me and Jamaican music. I was going to do all types of stuff. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, where he didn't, he probably speaks patois. You know what I mean? Because you see him do like, He called himself Oluodec. Okay, Mr. Nija. But anyway, yeah, yeah, there was a lot going on in that match. I mean, there's so many things that's how.

I do want to say this. We should talk about Victor. Can we say Victor? Him and Eze were so locked in. I was like, what the fuck? Because this was something like we saw with Kai Haverts for a little bit. I'm like, oh, he knows how to play with Victor. Yeah, yeah.

And Ezee was really, I felt like had a really good chemistry with Victor. It was almost second striker, which I think he gave Victor. He's looked good with Kai Nier. I think you need someone near him because he can't, on his own, I don't think his skill is not to like beat two guys. Exactly, yeah. So that first, that was his, yeah, Ez is right there for his first goal,

for Victor's first goal. He gets that one touch. And then it's funny, even though I've been, I haven't been the most pro Victor, yeah, pundit of all time. But after he takes that first touch,

I was like, I think he's just, I was like, he's going to smell. I didn't even see where the ball went. As soon as he hits it, I was like, that's a goal.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The power he got from that. And then for the third goal, I think actually probably, the second goal I think is really good and very much, felt very like what he's been bought to do, like out muscle, bend it in. But the touch to Ezra for the third goal, that's the sort of thing you're like,

I think with him in, because that was at a Dragason headed it. And then he was trying to like hold the operas up. And he's, yeah, that little layoff. That's the stuff you want to see him do more. And I think when I watch him more, I'm like, he didn't have too much time.

When he's got too much time to think about it, that's not when he, He's like, I don't know what. He'll be a, I'm a safe of legs. I'm out of my depth there. But if he doesn't have time to think about the fact that he's just a giant dude who doesn't really know how to control a ball, then he can just do a nice touch.

So, yeah, fair play to both of those guys. And it'd be interesting because maybe, I don't know, Phil. He picks the team for the opposition a lot, Mikkel. So I don't even, people are they both start the next game, but they might not. We'll see. Yeah, yeah, yeah. First few goals he scored without falling as well.

Yes, that's true. balance. Kept on his feet. That's rare. He could execute the bane mask. Yeah. I did do a bain mask celebration with two strangers and I felt, I felt a bit weird afterwards. I was like, I'm too old to be doing a bain mask.

It felt a little odd when like everybody did the bane mask, bane mask, like in Cappi A did it. I didn't even know. Part of me was like, bro the same, you know, let him do, that's his shit. There's a moment. The second one where Odegaard hits him with the ball and Odegaard jumps on his back. Oedegar tries to do like. Yeah, yeah. He tries to go hand over his eyes.

He was like, nah, yeah. He's like, hold on, oh, easy, bro. Why don't you score a fucking goal? Yeah, yeah. You could do that. And you could do that too. Remember when you used to do the camera and shit? You didn't know, yeah, you had you.

You did the basketball shot. I remember that one too. Oh, God. He used to celebrate. He used to. He used to score a goal. Pre injury. He was a different boy.

Yeah. Yeah, but yeah, we talk about a weird thing that I did notice. I was watching the game. And I was like, why he's Dominic Selanky not playing? He's been out all week with a sore throat. And I was like, That is, that's a shook behavior. That is an Arsenal fan, not wanting to play against Arsenal.

Bro, there's a sore throat. Trying to call out, man. That's such a red flag. If you're a Spurs fan, you're like, what? How much money are they paying you? They're like a sore, bro. They're like, he can't call for the ball properly. Yeah, exactly.

We can't have him. He can't call. He can't call for it. I was a sore throat. What else? What other? You got a paper cut on his finger guy. I'm out.

I got a little paper cut. I can't do it. Sorry, Gaff. Sorry. You know, we got a request. bro. We got like coffee. I don't like the flavor.

You didn't get the right flavor. I was not the right flavor. I was full of honey, make. Come on. Yeah, man. No,

I don't like. I went to Costco and I got the Macanow Honey, bro. I'm vegan. I'm vegan. So honey is also a byproduct of an animal that I will not. Yeah. So,

you just using a lot of words for a guy with a fuck a throat, you know? Okay. Hold on. What shirt are you wearing under that? Yeah. Just look red, bro. What is that?

Nothing, man. It's a religious garment. Yeah. That I wear for days like sore throat. Man. I've never used that excuse to get out of a job that meant nothing. Yeah, yeah. I can say that.

That's not a good enough excuse. Let alone if you're getting paid like 80 grand a week. We're doing the one job where you could be like, oh, he had a sore throat. Well, yeah, you're talking the whole time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fucking running and breathing. This, this again. No, Eagle is like, can you make it sound like me?

Yeah. He's like, sorry, mate. Okay. You start doing. the bench. We'll wait. We'll give you 50 minutes. Or your pizza's free.

The thing that was like, again, I always had to, I have to drink the spur of supporters tears after a match like this. So I'm going, I'm working where they're at, where they're like there was. Checking in. There's a lot of talk. A, first, the Gabby push. Poulamwani. That's got a lot of time.

And I've got like, yeah, I mean, you might have something there because it's a very inconsistently called thing. Yeah, yeah. There are times we've shoved motherfuckers by breaking their. their spines for a set piece and it doesn't get called. And we're like, yeah, I mean, this is how shit. Like, you're like, it's tough on the buck. Yeah.

And there are times it's happened to us and it doesn't get called, but it's like one of those things. It's like, whatever the ref cools you just go to. Yeah. It's like, it's hard for me to say like, well, how do you feel about it every time it happens? Should it happen or should it not happen? It's like, well, if it is actually altering the ability of the defender, then yeah,

you have to call it. But no one's calling it consistently. So I don't know what to make of it because I've seen it happen every fucking way possible. and it's sometimes a foul, sometimes not. I was shocked they called it at all, and I guess it was just because his arms were extended already. Right. It was like a little too clear.

I think when it's two hands, I personally think those two hands generally, you can't jump properly. I mean, he exaggerate the hell out of it. The exaggeration makes people think, I still think it impeded impede him. They're sore about it because Eckerticke did it to Romero and then nothing happened.

But generally, I feel like that sort of thing should be a foul, but maybe, you know, I'm obviously, I'm massively biased, but. But still, like, Arsenal even have that when we don't really do anything in attack, so you'd cling on to any moment. So if you were the Spurs fan, like, yeah, of course. If we'd have just got that, we would have been fine. And if that Rasharlison ball almost went on.

Oh, yeah. What a say by Ryan. Well, the reactions. His awareness? Yeah, I would have just fucking, through my legs. I just keep walking. I just keep walking. I just keep walking.

I walk off the pitch. He immediately turns around and with his, I think his big hands, he gets held. He's how big his hands are. Because it was spinning. You know, it wasn't a clean flick. So it caught a little spin. And I think that's when it gave him enough time to be like,

that shit is going slow through my body. And my God, the way he fucking scooped that shit out, I was like, who. He has got comically big hands, David Rives. Yeah, they are. Yeah, they are. I don't even notice.

I can see, because he's kind of short. He's like only six foot. If he's got, I saw him in a newspaper thing or something about how he's got giant hands. And I'm a man with quite small hands, so I'm always quite jealous of anyone. It is. Looking at both your hands,

you both have decent size. hands. I'm jealous. His glove size is an 11. You've got pretty big digits there, mate. I can almost hit two octaves on a piano. Oh, shit. No, I can't throw that. That's crazy.

I can almost get you some gigs. I can almost dribble the basketball with both hands on it. Yeah, that's okay. But that's because you're genetically predisposed to not be able to handle the rock. I'm good at, um, hold a, uh, bulls. Yeah. A lawn bowls.

Oh, I. Lone bowls. It's a French one is. No, what's that one? You call it something different with where you throw the balls towards a little ball. What's that called? Bachi? Batchi.

Yeah. We call it. In France, it's called bulls. Isn't there one called petan? Probably. That's another one with like mellow balls. Yeah. And I'm like, what's Petanque?

Yeah, it's called Petanque. French Bull game. It's a bull game. I thought that's what they called, but don't get them. Yeah. Oh, she gets that peton, caton. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. A thing, I think is what they'd say. Anyway, the other thing, there was a save, there was that one. Oh, the thing was going to say my service supporters. They were talking about Dominique. Soanke was his sore throat.

They're like, we've got so many double agents in this squad from the manager down to the straw or what about? I think he's the one. I think is he their biggest signing actually? Monetary, I think. Yeah, pound for pound. And they're just saying, like,

you're like, we have to have a policy. No more people that support Arsenal. Wow. And it's like, bruh. Hey, yeah, got some trouble. You're going to cut out some seriously good players. First of all, you think, and I think, I guess the alternative. I guess the ideal was like only people that are like,

who have been down with us since childhood. I'm like, bro, those people, they're not doing it. They're not doing it. And then the next person they bring in is Spike Lee. Oh, my God. Interviewing Spike Lee for some reason. Yeah, yeah. First of all, I want to catch a match with the Brooklyn Gooners.

Their fucking Instagram is so turned up. They had Spike Lee and Saul Campbell. It was not. And Saul Campbell was out there saying things were lit. Yeah, he's using like American slang. It was crazy. Yeah, yeah. He was like, you're.

He was saying, you're. I'd love to go for a beer of Soul Campbell. He would definitely tell you the Earth is flat, though, wouldn't he? He would tell you something. Yeah. He tells you something. If you said just your real feelings, you'd be like, all right, soul, we, uh, let's, let's, let's, let's cut off the sharing. Good lad, yeah.

He might think it's rectangular. Yeah. We don't know what he's got. Shape like a Kit Kat bar. They're like, yo, what? You can snap it in four. We're like, what, Sol? Hemispheres, yeah?

I do believe in that. But it's still flat. Yeah. Way for cookie and so. You're like, all right, wait for cookies. So how many pays you bad? None, none. That's even weird.

I wish you that's the, so much shot at headers. Yeah. You're like, oh, yeah, you got soccer ball CTE. Yep. Yep. That's a thing, you know? It is a thing.

Did you ever see that documentary about CTE? And there's like that one woman's professional player. And she was like, I got to use a GPS to get around my neighborhood. Because my memory is so shot from heading. My wife is the same, having never played any ball sport. Never been hit once. She once called me. She once called me.

We lived in a part of London. and she walked to the high street, a five-minute walk. She went, which weighs boots? Which weighs boots? The pharmacy. Right. It's right.

It's been there the whole time. Yeah, yeah. She just was walking blindly with me. That's like my cousin. For many years. Mrs. Magoo. I have no idea which direction. Oh, yeah.

I have a cousin like that who, if their directions were to walk off of a cliff, they would be like, I guess I, I guess that's how it appears. If I just walk off this cliff, I'm like, do you, you understand gravity and where you're at?

Like, no, no, no. Anyway, what else was there? Oh. You put Gabby Lucky. Yeah, I was like, did he get lucky in the push? Oh, for the push. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's also, he's got another one of these flops this year, too, right? Mm-hmm. It's not a great habit, though. You just, you want him to just go for it. And, uh, but, uh,

it's fine. Yeah, it's fine this time. You know, it is. It would be interesting to see. Arsenal keep doing self-inflicted wins. So Chelsea this weekend should be a good game. But yeah,

it's the only way we need to cut it out. That's how we keep the tension up, baby. Come on. I will say this, no matter what, And I was texting this. I was,

I've gotten just so, I got so despondent after the Wolf's thing that I had to really give my, give myself a fucking second. Yeah, yeah, team too. To be like, why the fuck do I even watch this shit?

Mm-hmm. Is it to like literally just fucking give up out of nowhere? I do that with other sports. Okay? I only have this shit tatted on my body many times. Okay. And I think the reason I had to really give myself that is like, there is no,

there is no point. And I think the thing is, because we've seen it happen so many times, it's easier just just go like, well, let me just coterize this part of my nervous system. So I don't feel the pain anymore because I'm already, I'm going to get ahead of this. But that's the worst fucking shit. And that's like the worst mentality of any, like, I feel like it's a worst kind of person you can be. No, you don't want to be, you don't know, what are we doing? We got to, we got to enjoy the journey.

And the internet wants that shit. So it's crazy the amount of fucking wacky shit people say all the time. And I get it. People just don't, people, I think, because there are so many Arsenal fans on the internet, it's overrepresented that people just sort of, to treat Arsenal support as like a default on the internet or something. Gary Neville said he thinks Arsenal will beat City.

Yeah, at home, right, yeah. I think I've said for a few weeks in it, I think Arsenal, I mean, don't need to win there. A draw would be fine in a way. But I think to win the league, you've got to win a big game. So they've drew twice of Liverpool, drew once with City, drew with Chelsea away.

So then I think that they have to beat Chelsea at home this weekend. Tottenham, two, I mean, Split matches with Dilla. That was barely heard split. Split matches with my name. But like, I feel like you got to win it. You think about when Arsenal won the league.

Neville said this, but it's true. Like, won at Manu in 2002. One at, I think one, yeah, won away at Old Trafford. I think twice, actually, once in 2002, once it. You got to win it. You got to win a big away game.

Yeah. So we'll see. I think they have to do it. It's not going to be easy. But what's new pussycat? We're still in it. Exactly. We're back.

My man. Like fucking cook crack, man. Hell yeah. It is. I mean, Totem sucking does still have me like, what are we going to do next? And we're still giving up these,

like, stupid-ass goals. Yeah. Do you think Tom are going to get relegated? We're back to that one. Oh, true. Oh. They have their bench.

It's bad. It's fucking bad. They're going to get Romero back. I don't know if Forrest is worse. But Forrest looked, we'll talk about them in a bit. They held the fuck on. They've got kind of a decent enough squad.

And it's West Hamer in a good moment. But I think it's going to be. Well, Tongom is the worst team. right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. With force, the mentality is they're like, they look like they want to survive.

You know what I mean? West Ham looked like they want to survive. Tottenham, it looks like this thing where it, because it's so shitty, people are starting to be like, fuck, like I'm tired of feeling crazy that this team sucks. Maybe it sucks.

And like, because the atmosphere for a derby was pretty wild. Like how after that, like, the second half came through, that second goal went in real quick. Dude, fucking. It was crazy. Rickets and people were

dude already heading for the exits and I get it you probably don't want to sit through a Darby humiliation but like I think it was Luke Moore on the football ramble was saying he was there and he was like it wasn't even like people were angry he's like usually you if you're if you're headed to the concourses

and you're leaving the game early you fucking hear everybody angry about what's happening he said people were just like man all right should we go all right let's go like it was like that like yeah like you already made your bill Reson resignation.

No, that, which I, I recall years ago, the banter era, as you always called,

I was turning off Arsenal games, like 50 minutes. Yeah, there were time. You would just know, and you would just be like, I can't do this.

And you're like, this is a fucking joke, bro. Yeah. And then you're back. I'm gonna cry if I watch this whole. Yeah. Yeah.

That type of sure. They got players, though, which is weird. Like, I feel like, Colo Mawani, I was shocked they took him

off for Risharlison, even though Risharlison had that good chance, but he was like, he was definitely in the best 11. Yeah, he was pressing. He,

in there and, I mean, I think because he worked with Tudor, like previously Juventus. So I think there was a familiarity there. And I think that made sense. But like, Spence was good.

But Summa was good. I mean, he's all right. I mean, I mean, Spencer was good. I feel like Samua had a couple of tackles where he was up there. He was in the mix for a second.

I feel like Sackier, like, had the beating of Spence. Yeah. Always progressed the board against him. Yeah. As it went on. Exactly.

Because he was always caught out between him and timber. And then that would mean like Popsar would have to come through. And it's like, bro, I'm cooking you. They're like Popsar like one V1, I'm getting my every time. The way Saka beats dudes is like so crafty. Remember it used to just be like speed and stuff. And then everybody like kind of got hip to what he could do. And he's still like just seizing through guys.

He's very, he's leveling up slowly. I feel like we're still yet to see him at his peak again. But I feel like at least it's like an upward trajectory. And it feels like Yacchara is also doing that too. Yeah. thing I was going to say was there was pictures of Tottenham supporters while Declan Rice was taking a corner kick and one fucking low life was waving a picture of his of Declan Rice's girlfriend at him. Now she like she she's gotten off social media because people have been

talking shit about her looks because she doesn't look like your traditional like wag. She's just like not. It's like a normal woman. Right. And they're like, how dare you not be some kind of fucking like, you know, fill in the blank? Yeah. Breath. This. Prototype. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Aaliana. And this, right. Like Aaliana Grande.

And he had, this guy's just like holding it up to him. Now, we were saying there's got, there's got to be a way to strike back at these people. And I have a creative rule. Okay, okay. Let's do it. It's not about banning people. You know what I mean? That's like, whatever.

I'm fine. We need the ticket money. This motherfucker probably don't even want to see spurs again anyway. You figure and show up his dicko? No. Okay. I'm with you, Chris. Socially,

John Bobbitt him. By at a time when there's abuse of any kind, a player can, like, draw like the fucking spotlight car. And the game stops. You call that motherfucker out to the middle of the pitch. Yes. Just stand, you stand on business right there, midfield line with a microphone,

be like, what's your name, bro? Where are you from? That was a good idea. I mean, look at you. Hey, can we get the camera on him really quick? All right. So I'm decked. Let me lift my shirt up.

Okay. I got the veins and shit all over, Michael. You see me, I've got 0.2% body fat. What about you, man? Oh, wow. Hey, man, is that a, is that a toupee you got on? What's your relationship like of your mom? Is your mom here?

No? I can tell. He goes, my mom's dead. And you go, I see why. Mm-hmm. Died of shame. And then he just starts crying in the middle of the field. Or each, like, you know how like in hockey you have an enforcer?

Like one dude is just built a fight. You know what I mean? You have some comedian or somebody on deck. who has a mouth team roaster who's got venom chat okay and then you bring them out

like bro you're gonna have you're fighting the fucking mountain right now bro I don't know I don't know if you know that you got a wooden sword this is why they had to make sure the mics were working

yeah exactly a couple times it was crazy but anyway that's I think generally there has to be a thing where it's like oh you think you're cool

bet yeah everybody we need like an official lamb based thing because you think you can handle everybody looking at you in this building come on

It says, yeah, address people's number one fear. Yeah. Speaking in public. I like that. But yeah, you're right. It's the, it's almost like it's not quite trolling on the internet, but it's not far off that because it's just some random guy can taunt you and you don't have to know anything about this guy.

So get him out. I mean, it's up there. So level it up? I think like, remember a Figo many years ago, someone threw a pig's head at him. Oh, sure. I think they should, um, they should get a pig's head and put it on. Oh. On the head of the person doing it.

Oh, like that's a hot look, but a very freshly. Slice pigs out. He has to add his head in a moist, bloody three weeks old. Oh, a three weeks old. Smelly pig. Bro, you smell old pork? That's the worst fucking smell.

And never up points of him and chucks. Piggy. Piggy. Piggy. Piggy. Oit. Oight, oit. Eat the slap.

And then we chop his dick. Every chubby's dick off. Every chubbs is his dog. And then we stick on his bottom and coming around like a pig's turn. Wow. I have one alt. Okay.

And just for this situation. Declan Rice's wife does an interview with the last five people this guy's had sex. We just get the other side of the story. Yeah. What's he like? Stinks, love. He stinks. It was absolutely minging, love.

Also, for the record, I would absolutely take down Declan Rice's wife. I do have an issue with the blonde hair. It's giving. I need to speak to the manager, but generally frame-wise, this is very much my weight class. That's a funny, that's a funny, like, pro-Arsonal chance. The next time's at home to the Arsenal fans in the corner. Declan, I would absolutely take down your wife. Flip it.

And then he just delivers a beautiful corner. Or if really fucks them up. If it's worse. They all want to fuck my wife? Yeah, some black guys from America. Yeah, yeah. Scheming. You know what I mean?

Rubbing their myths and shit. And they're like, they're like, hey, Deck. Heck, hey, bro. You got it, bro. That's you? All right, bro. That's what's up, bro. Yo, give me a number.

He's like, oh, a white man's worst fear. He's like, he's black men want to be with my wife. Nah, Jack, I know you're cool. I know you're cool.

Speaking of fat white women, what the fuck is going on with Archie Gray's hair? He's got season one, Roseanne Barr, the curly mother. I like the orange and a watch. Wow.

You know, I'm back on hair and watch. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. What the fuck is he supposed to be defending, looking like young Roseanne. Yeah.

He looks like a clavicular before photo or something just to bring the live streamers to like. You know about clivocal? No, I thought it was a big. It sounds like a female body body. Hang on, I saw a video. Is it him with a fake hair and someone took his hat off his head? No, that was another guy called like androgenic or some shit.

Yeah, you see this dude? This roided out. Dude, he was on a live stream. Somebody snatched his wig off on the live show. A lot of dudes getting a wig snatched. Because, yeah, because he, I think. The gender normal. are shifting.

Well, yeah, the gender affirming care, y'all backwards-ass men want to talk about that? It's the problem with a... You got this man wearing a wig. Because I think it's also those steroids that causing the hair loss and shit. I wonder if the women who went through suffrage and fought to, like, try to break the glass ceiling.

I wonder if they knew that what was going to happen next was dudes were going to start getting their wig snatch. I wonder if they would still sign off for that. They're like, not for this. I mean, I believe the intersectionality. No, this is too much. You've gotten too far. Hold on this.

This is why Stephen Island fell off a cliff. performance twice. Yeah, this woman hating dickhead, I got a, oh, man, I don't know about all. I'm not so sure. Not over this shit. I'll keep the 72 cents on the dollar. Drop the biscuit.

All right. Let's take a break and we come back. Is there anything else? Do anything else before? I salute all, why are all of ESA's goals? Why do they all look like tech and moves? That's my one. He does love.

He likes a little high leg. Forward, forward hard kick. All of his joints are like, and you got to kind of time you got to hold it when you when you hit it the second time. Exactly. He's got very delicate time. He's got lovely. I don't know. A lot of people were like, did he flick that up on purpose? I'm like,

no, but it was slick though. That was cool though. That should look cool. Garner blog said this on a podcast on our cast today, but I'd heard this before that, you know, Burr Camp's goal against Newcastle and then Dabber's ass was asked. Yeah. I hate it goes, did it on purpose or not? It goes, if either either way, it's amazing. Yeah, yeah. If it happens in the moment, you have to react.

So the same of it as is like, ball hits him in the foot. Maybe he doesn't control. I think he's not trying to control it like that. But once it pops up, yeah, he's like, I got this. He was ready for whatever was going to happen next. He's done his shit. He was ready.

Which is a skill. But I think the bird camp won. He meant to do that shit. He had two. You're like going to cry. Two of those tattoos are based off him meanings. My wedding vows are based on that. You know, I will say, you know, so did anybody use any form of, like,

religious sacrilege to spread the team I stayed away from this. I just went out in public once again. I did the same. I'll just leave the billies at home. You're right.

Get outside. Get some new air. I texted it. I said I have to put the Henri jersey on because shout out the homie Rocky Nico. Okay. Because like I lost all my arsenal

kits of the fire. And I got one from him like a 2002 home kit. And I got the kit with the 2001, 2002 badges, champions badges, because that was the shit

Henri hit the knee slide. on the Spurs supporters in the Derby. So that's like my Darby power shirt. And I wore it last time and we got the hat trick from Eza. And then so this time I was like, this shit is 1-1. I was like, we did it's time to engage.

Oh, you fling you switch. I threw the shit on at halftime. Boom. Nice. Thank you. And you're welcome. All right, let's take a break. I'm Dylan Playfair.

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And we're back in the... Looking at the title race. Oh, boy. The memes were meming. Did you see all the, like, objects in mirror closer than they appear? It's funny side of you. Yeah, I get it. Look, five points back and a lot of people go, well, it's actually two

because you think automatically a game in hand is three points? We know that isn't true. It might be true for city. I don't know. But they, okay, so they had a pretty a tight match against Newcastle. City to Newcastle 1. A goal from Nico

a brace from Nico Riley, but everything happened within 13 minutes. From the 14th minute to the 27th minute, all three goals were scored. And then after that, it was it was just kind of dicey I will say they're still not scoring much in the second half No they drop

and they're playing against a team Newcastle like I said I think they went to the moon and back three days before so I was not expecting City to lose the game but to one I was watching Newcastle going the game was open it was really like I think

between the two boxes Newcastle better but they just lacked a bit of who was it what's that? Alanga had a real easy chance to slide in Gordon and didn't do it. They just lacked a bit of clarity in the final phase of play in Newcastle. But yeah, I mean, that's the thing with this year's title. I was texting you guys going, I think winning title points is going to be the lowest one in many. I think it's going to have a seven, probably 80 something, but I could be 70 something.

High 70. I was looking in the late 90s. It was 75, 76 and 79. What a Blackburn would win with, I wonder? Oh, in 94. This is back when they used to play in mud? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that makes sense.

Yeah, where most goals were off someone's backside. Most goals were like McAllister's disallowed. But, yeah, no, it was interesting. Eighty-nine points. Oh, okay. Oh, but that was a 42-game season. Yeah, it was a 42-game season. But, yeah, no, I was watching City ago.

Yeah, they have problems, but they have, yeah, they just have a little bit more killer instinct on the other end. Yeah. They looked. A Donna Ruma pulled off another big save at the end. Yeah. That guy is like, I mean, if they'd not bought him instead of Trafford, I don't think they'd be in the title race.

No, that was for sure. That's definitely keeping them together. And Mark Geh, he looks fun. fucking good. Yeah. Him and Semeno have slotted in. Yeah. So smoothly.

Yeah. Fair play. And then Nico Riley playing, like, tacking mid. Yeah, he was like playing midfield? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is he, he, isn't he? Was he a midfield? Yeah, yeah.

They can bring him to left back. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, he looks like a real player. He looks like a talent. First goal was clinic. Mm-hmm. He didn't even touch it. He was just like, let me let this shit roll.

And let me just, whant like Robert. Man, you corny. Led Zepplin. I finally believe he's better than Miles Lewis Kelly now. Yeah, yeah. There was a stretch where I'm like, why is everybody saying this guy is better? Like, he just, well, physically. He gets to play more on a better team, so what?

No, but he's got that, like, having that, like, size in the Premier League helps. So it's got a big range. He stride on him. Totally, totally. Yeah, Bernard is Silver, though, again, just continues my weekly thing of being the dirtiest player in the league. Yeah. Probably could have got a second yellow. Yeah, maybe you should have gotten sent off?

Maybe, yeah. Maybe. Yeah, if it's not a home game, it's not a, yeah, maybe they send him out. The ref, he did it so, sometimes he was going to do it so soon after a foul that he just got a yellow, hadn't he? And in the next phase he took out burn. But yeah, he always, every game that guy will do something. Yeah, yeah. Spicy and get away of it.

He's going to be, I feel like, he's going to make the difference right or wrong for them at some point where like his desperation. Either it's like, dude, he, he fucking punched the bottle. You know he's the guy in a bar brawl who's just getting in your face starting it and he just drifts into the shadows. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's right. You messed with the wrong crew. Spits on a guy and then goes right to the bathroom. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But then when the fight's over, he'll kick somebody when they're down. Oh, yeah. He's like, what's up? And then he's like, yeah, yeah, man. Fucking rolled his ass up, bro. Exactly, dog. Don't talk to me like that. He's like, shut the fuck up, Bernardo.

Why are you speaking like that, Bernardo? He's from Portugal. Sorry, go, he's dead by. What an attempt. There we go. Portuguese listeners, a call in. now. Yeah, that's no.

Let me know. What's it sound like? What's it sound like? Correct me if I'm wrong with City struggling with Dan Byrne in this game. I'll be honest. I kind of, I was listening to this game. I was in like grandma mode.

Sure. Where once City took the lead, I kind of was like. Yeah. Just give me a nap. Let me know. This time's for a nap. I'm not going to.

Yeah. Yeah. I kind of heard most of the plays. Sure. Sure. But I'm like, it seems like Dan Byrne has given them some problems. No.

I mean, he was. I, that was, Did you see the goal he scored how technically, because he was pushed offside? Right. It's technically on offside. Right. But yeah, I mean, I mean, none of us knew that rule.

Yeah. I mean, I guess you'd expect the Premier League referees to know the rule. But knowing that, I was like, you got off on that. Like the defending wasn't great there. And that's when, again, I think, I think you said, too, it's like, they're dropping points. We're dropping. Everybody's dropping points again. And I think that's the one benefit.

The middle of the league is just better. I think it's where all the point. dropping this coming from. Yeah. More organized. They're playing Leeds away and it's going to be dark on a Saturday night. And Leeds is hot right now. Yeah. Leeds is on a bit of a run. They're drawing a lot of games but they're not and at home

they're really formidable and they're playing and have checked the weather. It's raining. It's Saturday. It's a 60% chance of rain. It's going to be dark. It's going to be cold. Chance for a draw. It sounds pathetic but like you know an Arsenal due to wolves yesterday. It was so rainy and I do Yeah. I literally think when you're like a good when you're a month.

When you are. a much better team than another team, lots of rain and cold is a bit of an equalizer. It makes the game way more medieval. Do you know what I mean? For sure. I agree with that 100%. But like, no one ever wants to hear that. And no, no, no, you can't really be like,

Pep can't be like, well, it was raining. Yeah, it was raining. Pep, thinking about Margaritaville. And it's raining. He was like, he's thinking margarita speaking of divorce, Beth. He was talking about drinking daqueree. Oh, yeah. Yeah. He's headed to Key West. Yeah, yeah. We got to win this so he doesn't go to Key West.

What we do? And he's like, fuck is I'm going forever. You're like, yeah, go forever, baby. It's okay. It's okay. Where should he go next? Freshly out of a divorce.

Maybe take a time out of this group. Where's a good place from the hill? Miami. That's not Q.S. Miami is there obviously. It's him like with some crazy shades. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's got a day bed at Atlanta.

If he's cool, Atlanta. He's just, oh, I mean, he's social justice, Pat. Hey, right. He's probably not in my. He's probably in Atlanta. He's down. He can come.

He will be welcome to Magic City. Him and Stacey Abrams just working for just to kind of get the fuck out. No, guys, no politics for me. This is establishment policy. No, guys, I can't do this. He's radical. He's right. He's, you know, he's all about Catalonian independence.

He fucking gets it. Like, he really fucking, because he's not afraid to say his shit, even if his paycheck is paid. But, of course, this is okay. Look, we all do. We all have war crimes on our respective jerseys. He won 10 titles just so he could speak his mind. Yeah. He's like, what?

they're going to do, man. He's like, I'm saying shit at my boss right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because there was another question where they were asking about the Vinny Jr. situation and he was just basically like, yeah, bro, we got a problem with racism. He's like, not just in the fucking sport, whole fucking in society. And I was like, okay, pap. And then Liam Rossignor also, shout out Mr. Mayn-H. He was like, if you're like fucking found and doing racist shit, bro, you should never be in the game again. That might work. Treat it like drugs. at least treated like drugs. You know what I mean?

We're like, bro, you're out for six months. That fucked up your whole season, didn't it? Mm-hmm. Okay, then. Well, did you see that thing where, like, they were asking, like, players who would, like, where Real Madrid would finish if they were in the Premier League? Yeah, I read that. And Theo Walcott said eighth. Yeah, because what was it because I've got to play.

Well, it was also the same kind of shit. You try and do it on a. On a cold night and stoke. Yeah, yeah, exactly. But it is true. It is true. It's very hard. To play.

I didn't like, playing with gloves on would probably throw me off. I mean, they have weather elsewhere, but I think it's how cynical and physical it can get when they're like,

bro, you're better than us, but we'll beat the shit out of you. He's kind of like, I once played a football tour in Spain and they were like much better than us, my school team, but in the first five minutes,

someone just did a big foul on their players and they just walked off the pitch. That was like, nah, they were like, they were like, they don't want to play this type of football. They were like, nah.

They were like, actually out. And I was like, all right. Oh, it's like this? Yeah, I got shit to do later. I can't have just bugger out with these guys. We were bigger than these small Spanish players. And then one of them got a heavy, just one got a foul on him. And they were, yeah, yeah, yeah.

We're all right, actually. See you later. It's true. We're like, all right, we'll just go to a nightclub with some weirdly young people. Because everyone in the night, they let 13-year-olds in nightclubs in Spain. Wow. Okay. That's what they do.

It's like it's, we were 16, so less weird. But like, yeah, you're still like, wait, I'm at, I'm 16 and there's kids younger than me. Yeah, that would fuck me up. I'm supposed to be the youngest person here. I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. By far. Oh, my God.

A lot of white jeans. Lot of white jeans. Oh, my God. All right. Anything else? I feel like, yeah, no, I just think the title race is them and Arsenal, I think there was a step before Christmas, Arsenal were five points ahead and City had a game in hand. Yeah.

So it's the kind of reverted to the mean. But, yeah, I obviously lost Wednesday when we did this wheel. very different energy, but the city Arsenal game, that's going to be it. I think that's going to be a big title. And the Carabarabar Cup, someone's like, is that going to be a momentum show? I don't know. It might affect it.

It might not, but that's big. The game of the Etihad. April 18th, baby. April 18th. Be in the UK. And Carabow is March, like exactly a month before that. Like third week of March or something.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I agree. I think it comes down to that. Why wouldn't? these teams are both going to blow a game to Brighton still. Who do we got left? Both teams will like drop points in someone. Our next, the build up to city is Chelsea at home, Brighton away, Everton at home, Bournemouth at home.

And then for City, they have Leads away, Forrest at home, West Ham at home, Chelsea away. So they've got like Leeds and Chelsea away and they're tricky. They're away, they've got six away games. And Arsenal have got four. So, and then City's big thing is that I feel like Arsenal are making self-inflicted wounds and they lack kind of someone that can win the game from nothing

which Harlan can do for City, but City's second halves are the thing that I'm like, if they're not winning by the second half, for whatever reason, it's not clicking. Also, the last time we played them, they decided to go with a bitch-made strategy, if I'm not mistaken. Didn't they sit back and try to play sounder?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's when everyone was like, I've never seen Pep Guardiola do this before. Which was, I think, yeah, that was that match. And everyone was like, this is, this is strange. He was like scared. He was actually scared of us at this point. Then we give the points back.

Now he's talking about dairies and whatever it is what it is. He's not going to do it again. He wouldn't do that shit at home, wouldn't he? No, I don't think so. I think in an open game, we got a better chance than if they sat back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Injuries will be another thing as well. If they get, they've got,

Diaz is back. They've got Diaz back? Yeah, he is back. And then they Stones, I guess, just seems to be injured all the time. Yeah. But if they can get,

I mean, gay's slotted and fine. But if they lose like Semenoo or Harland, they're in trouble, I think. Yeah. But if Arsenal, I mean, Cherokee also came in late

and then also had a decent for the little 30 minutes. He was on. I'm like, this motherfucker. I think if Kai Humphrey, Khamfrey is a comedian from the UK. Oh, he is. Is it a Geordie comedian from the UK.

Shout out, Kai. If you're listening. Y. Y. Y. Kai Havert's being fit will have a big say if Arsenal winning a say

But he is yes to be fit Yeah Yeah yeah more than four games Oh man well We'll see May those four be potent And meaningful Um elsewhere

Nottingham Forest Nill Liverpool won At the fucking death It was like the 96th minute Which is crazy because So Alexis McAllister I think in the 90th minute

Had a goal overturned Because he elbowed the shit in or like, I thought it's a way real like just his I think it touches your arm and tall guys in the net can't count count. Yeah, yeah. Even like completely like had no idea what was going on. But then he was able to get that back.

The whole match was very like wide open. To have points I was like, damn, bro, they are like the bad like missed place passes, like bad control on balls. Everything just felt very chaotic out there. And I was like, this is going to be hard for them

to finish top four. If like this is Like, this is them playing Forrest with, you know, Echin TK out there, with Sala out there, with Sobol-Sla. Like, it felt a little, and then them pulling it off was just very, like, at the very end, like, you could see how, like, Alexis looked was like, he was like, fuck, bro, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck.

Got that shit in there at the end of the thing. And I was like, watching this Liverpool team, it feels like seeing a drunk dude try to park a Lamborghini in a very tight space. Oh, right. But they somehow do it. We go, ooh, shouts. And you're like, oh. You just only bump the license plate?

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but they're like, okay. Cool. That's fine. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I mean, you couldn't tell. They haven't had a clean sheet of what feels like years. I don't wonder what was the last one.

Conante did a cartwheel. Probably against Arsenal. Yeah, Connate's cartwheel. That was funny. That was pretty good. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think a cartwheel on any adult, you know,

Robbie Keene was a big fan of the cartwheel, then a forward roll. That was such a. You're like, mate, come on, man. It's back flips or nothing at this age. Yeah. We can't be doing. cartwheels. We can't be doing forward roles.

Because, you know, he's how African player do that. And he was like, all right. I'll do the Irish version, Robbie. What do we got to be? Irish version. All right, this motherfucker did a full backhand sprained with a twist. It's like doing a commando role would be the other one where you just sort of roll. Yeah.

Exactly. Roll like that. Like, I don't know, I don't know what. There's got to be a minimum level, a minimal level of gymnastic ability you're allowed to use in a celebration. And a cartwheel, yeah. It's below the threshold. Leave that a lot.

It's championship level. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do something with your hands, man. Do like a gang sign or something. The gymnastics, I don't know about that. I don't know about that, Robbie. Michael I, Brian was messaging me, though. Oh, yeah.

He was like, you know, I get his updates. And I think I was out of town and I was like, oh, the game was on. And then he was just like, no, I'll disallowed, not happening. And then I was like, hang on, no, no, you just scored. He went, yeah, do it. Yeah, McAllister again. but it must be quite a fun feeling for McAllister to have that disallowed

and immediately have it in there but Forrest showed enough I think that they are going to be an issue for Spurs and they're gonna they've got enough decent players I keep thinking that they have players Chris Woods out though but yeah yeah they're doing

I mean like enough again that they also you could tell they looked like they were trying to win and they were doing their best there is such a fucky this shit attitude with Spurs sometimes Marinacus has you know got people Yeah, that's true.

Wags held hostage. Your daughter's tied up in the Brooklyn basement. He's showing photos of wives to the players, but not in like a taunting. Not in a deckling race. In such a candid way, they're like, how are you in her aunt's house? Yeah. In the, this was taken to the casual closet door. It's a casual one.

It's just a video of him just having dinner with his wife and grandma and his kids. Yeah, with Nana. He's like, he's like, you're going to love my, my trademark, Suvlaq. One second. Let me go back here. The camera follows him. He's making it, but there's a big ass bottle of poison next to when. No. Olive oil, yes.

You never know. You never know. Sometimes you reach for the bottle. You grab the wrong one. Anyway, you've got 90 minutes, asshole. I'm hoping they get... Ten games to go. Dick, dog. Okay, no.

Oh, oh, oh. Obviously, I'm hoping they get relegated, so people don't get poisoned. Maybe he'll sell the team or them getting relegated. Everybody gets hurt. Yeah. Damn. They're going to burn down the hooters and nodding them.

All right. Well, never mind. The one hooters. Let's go for us. Up the forest. Yeah. Let's go up the forest, man. What do you think about Liverpool making top five?

Now the top five makes Champions League. That's fun. Yeah. I think. I mean, United. Six right now tied with Chelsea on points. United looks so much better. In different.

You know what I mean? Yeah. I think now. I think they will come ahead of Chelsea. I think Resenio has it supposed to say. Do they play each other? Are they done? But I mean, so we'll see if Arsenal beat Chelsea this weekend and Liverpool win,

then they'll go ahead of them. But I think that... I think Liverpool's got more experience. At this point in the season, having experience is big. And Chelsea lack experience. And as we'll probably come on to very shortly, is that the eight sending off of the season? Oh, shit.

Yeah, I forgot how many. That was... Yeah, they're out of control. They're just out of control. Wesley Fofana sent off in the draw against Burnley Duell Pedro scored pretty quick The fourth minute And then Zien Fleming

What a name? What the fuck? I was like I and Zering From Beverly Hills and I don't 2-1-0 Is that like a Z-pack? Is that like what you take when you like Yeah Got a bad cold?

What is that? Anyway, great header to level the game And walk away with a point there But Wesley Fofana sent off And this dude was posting all these racist fucking messages, all this abuse coming from people with Chelsea crests in their fucking

avatars and shit. Your own fucking fans are racially abusing you for the sending off. I get getting angry at a player for sending off when you got a big sure. I get that. The fucking racism is so... Anyway, I got to say,

Chelsea, you got, you all have such a big problem with your racist fucking supporters, bro. Every time I hear about some shit, I remember what was that one championship match On the train. On the train, yeah. Yeah. And they were pushing that black guy off the train.

Oh my God. To keep this black dude off the fucking train. Like, every, eh, bruh. I don't know. Not looking good. Is that why they can't get a shirt sponsor? Well, they do have one now.

It's like that weird AI company. The shirts are so wacky. Like, they drew those shits on last second. They're like, do you have a heat transfer? It's like, no. AI service that helps you draw off racist messages about having to type anything. Yeah, yeah. You just think.

You just think you just, they look at your face and we know what this guy's thinking. They're like, yeah. They got my order wrong at Imperial Palace Restaurant. And it's like, say less. Racist, Yelp review incoming. Yeah, man, I don't know, but it's a fucking, it's a terrible look. The expectation is weird too. Like, okay, you drew to Burnley.

He's another red card. But this is like what y'all do. Like, it's not. Sure. They keep dropping points. They keep dropping points at home from winning positions. Yeah, they just strike me as a very, remind me a lot of Arsenal a few seasons ago where they just don't, they went so young on the, and I'm a big, get the young,

I'm a big fan of young players, but like just for resale value and now I feel like the way. It's good business, yeah. And the game is now, I feel like the peak of a lot of players is younger than it used to be because of how much they play. But then they've got to get some old heads in there. Like now the way, well, our tete is pretty good at the now we're like we brought in Norgaard and Marino and you're like, I'm not going to have reason,

but you need just a grown-up. You need like a James Milner, if you will. You need somebody who's like, bro, I've seen this shit before. And like, you need to chill the fuck out. Or you need to get your shit together because I'm looking at what? I mean, Enzo Fernandez,

he's a World Cup winner. But again. Netto, is that who they're banking on? Is that who they've been counting on to be like the needer is Netto? Yeah, I don't know. And he's just not talking to anybody. I can see Pedro Netter like, I don't talk.

He's, I don't know. I just like to run really fast. Yeah, yeah. Sometimes school, often, just pull my handstring. And also, hey, didn't Cole Palmer blow the most easiest chance of all time? Was anybody being racist to him last week? Yeah, don't they know he's partially black? Yeah.

See, all these white passing bleat feet. Cole, you need to say something, bro. Did anybody call him a botty boy? No. In the DMs. Nobody did. Nobody. Nobody did.

I was just thinking I'm like, Enzo maybe is like, like the leader because, you know, he's racist. He's the most racist, so that would make you the leader of this team. Just like I got that. The shit that you said about the French, bro. Yeah. We love that. I got, I got crazy memes.

Yeah. I got stuff. It ain't even on Reddit. I was, I got banned from Reddit. I got this app that makes it. Yeah, they were like, whoa. Whoa.

I got this app that makes it look like you're opening the notes app. But it's just a folder full of wild-ass racist memes I have. So nobody knows and they're looking at your phone. It's really cool. Anyway, I don't fuck with Molo Gusto on my team, if you know what I mean? Or Wesley Fonda, you know what I mean? We'll see what happens. Is that their problem that they're racist, but they keep signing black people and they

forget that they're racist? Is that what Chelsea's main issue with? I mean, that'd be if Todd Bowley's new, you know, the thing, the press releases, like we don't sign anyone over 26. Like, we only sign Caucasian people like, oh, mate, let's keep that one to yourself. Yeah, we got it. We got it from your transfers. Yeah, enough to just say how loud?

How bad does the racism get, like, if you play for like, All-Miss? for Arkansas as a football player. I'm just curious. You know what I mean? Because like obviously those are, those are regions that are steeped in racism. And you're getting the death threats if you blow a game. If you win a game,

they're sending you little folders of money. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Manila folders of cash. I wonder like, how often are people like, bro,

when I played it put in SEC school here, it was fucked up when you're... Vanderbilt. Yeah. Can you imagine them being racist at Vanderbilt? That's really. Yeah, they're just never been good.

Yeah. Just imagine like, I'm trying to think of like a Premier League comp. A team that's never going to win anything. Yeah, Todd. Yeah, imagine people getting racist about a Tottenham result. Yeah. It's never happened.

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It's hard. NextG nerds. It's hard out here. NextG nerds. It's right. It's right. It's good two months ago. Yep.

It's just reverting to the mean. We love it. Jesus. I like it when the results match. It's good. The XG. It's XG G Gallum over here. It's X. G.

G. G. G. G. Schmigel has entered. It's cool. It was just great. That Anton stop. Stock? How are we saying that? Bro, what a fucking freak. Free kick of the year.

Oh, free kick of the year. Maybe not goal of the year, but free kick of the year. Yeah. Okay. I mean, so this is a slowest lie one was, he's had a couple. I hear you. The distance and the plate. He was like on the left.

He just smashed it. Hash and then he hit him short side. Yeah. A bit of trickery as well. Yeah. And I think that's maybe why because too. It's the distance. That's why I'm doing.

It was the distance was enough for Emmy Martinez to be like, bro, he ain't fucking, he can't have crack at the goal. And then you've been caught. Got. Got out there. He's a bit of a liability at Martinez, isn't it? He sort of, you know, he won the World Cup with, with Argentina and the golden gloves the company he's in a row, but he's never quite

he's got too many of those in him. He's got blunders too. He's got too many, too many Rick's in him. Yeah. Gabriella Goleys. Yeah, Gabriella Goleys. Highs and lows. He's got lows. I mean, it's also I wonder if there's just the karma of him using that golden glove like a fake dick. Oh, when he humped it? Yeah, and I feel like a lot of people on earth were like,

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Moving on Brentford Brighton. Yeah, whatever, Danny Welbeck scores again. Brentford decides to be bad at home for the first time. I know. Yeah. You know, it depends on the opposition. When people are up for it, they can fucking be up for it. Yeah.

When they don't give a fuck. The parody this season. This team beat that team And then the other team Then they're blowing games To the other team Like the city playing leads Coming up is very interesting to me

Because we blew them out of the water Yeah And now we're all like Well leads has a chance But it's like do they Right Didn't we go to Leeds To take a shit on them?

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Yeah. It's for your life. Hat trick. Okay. Do you want a free trip home or what? Yeah. Come do it. Come fucking do it, bro.

Help us the fuck out. Seriously. And we're never going to sign you. Oh, yeah. That's not happening. Don't say that. Don't even pretend that was even. Get him in there to do the fines.

He'd been charged of the fines. I heard the little puli-sick rumor. I saw that too. What's the rumor? Well, just that we're interested. There's some interest. Okay. Bertha's talking to some guys, you know.

Oh, what, at Arsenal? Yeah, yeah. He might have just been in Milan. He might have just been at the Olympics. He was looking at seeing somebody. He had a belt he wanted to say. He's lingering. Yeah, exactly.

A expensive belt buckle. That guy loves an expensive belt. They're like, bro, we don't need a fucking MAGA fucking dude on the fucking team like that. It doesn't really fit the arsenal. I feel like Julian Alvarez is probably the one that that's getting the most noise. That feels like a, you're like,

hmm. Him or, you know, we all like a bit of, um, creepy junior. Yeah. See that Ryan, like 19 or a Brazilian, who's a few times spots of a Bournemouth. This run he did against West Ham. It was just no-nil the game,

but he just picked up on his own half and just... Fucking won for it. But then I've become a bit immune to players that can just run from there and a half. It looks like, you know, that pepah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, can he play against a low block? Right.

Can he play against low? Do you have end product? What happens in the final third? What's your decision? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Someone who can run up to the edge of the box is no use to me as an awesome. Nice.

We love you, though, Theo. We love you, exactly. We love you, man. But we get it. We get it. And then just before we started recording, Everton and United had played. And United continues their unbeaten run. There was another quote about the players being like,

we don't give a fuck about the dude's hair. They're like, we're kind of tired of hearing about it, to be honest now. They're like, we're not playing for some guy's hair on the internet. Hair guy is definitely a good. like a good piece of evidence to get rid of social media. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely. Hair guy got way too big.

I also think five wins in a row in the Premier League, that's actually quite hard to do it. Yeah. Wouldn't you Arsenal? Yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah, even, but I don't even know, Arsenal have won five in a row probably this season once. Maybe once.

Not many teams have done that. So, yeah, with Champions League? Yeah. No, but this guy's, isn't it, five games in a row, five Premier League games in a row. I mean, they've played in the Premier League this season. So I don't know what. like NJB, but that's going to be tough, bro.

That's going to be tough, okay. Like, what's the worst? That goal by Chesco, though, pretty good. He's, uh, showing some pace. He's, yeah, he's catching up to it and like a lovely, I mean, I love a bent finish into the corner to spot it. Like, like the Yonri's goal. It just looks so nice. Open up that on that right foot, baby.

Oh, yeah, and you peel away. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Exactly. It's good. He's looking good. He's going to. Come to life under character.

I think a lot of these players who, the question marks over, like, they're showing who, what they can do, Chescoo, Gokaraas slowly. Like a TK. He's got 15. He's got 15 goals, yeah. He's been like the most. He has to. The other players in that thing can, Gokerez's main skill is scoring goals.

If he's, you know what I mean? Yeah. Well, let's keep it on, Cesco. It makes me wonder what non-football thing he did

to end up in Amoran's dog house. Yeah, right. Was he like, was he just like looking too cute for him? He looks too scared. He always looks scared in the face.

You know it was some non-foot thing. He's like, why you got a rose tattoo on your throat? Right. Just something like that. Just something nonsense. Amram's like toxic masculinity. He heard he likes basketball.

He's like, this guy's not focused. Looking like you got a flower tattoo on your throat, bro. It's like the whole league watches basketball, but it's like, he's fucking nice. I mean, yeah, he's probably been nice. But I mean, who is who is bad? I mean, this guy was going through the legs. Yeah, he can do a windmill. I don't think any other footballer can do that.

Yeah. And also coming from a like a two sport country or like, I'm like, yeah, bro, you're from Slovenia. you guys are you guys are you guys are cranking out fucking ballers so that'd be crazy if he made the basketball team what if he Olympics he's on the Slovenian basketball team oh that he'll get two sports plays named what he's white Dion Sanders Slovenia and Dion Sanders oh that was all that coming bro if you're like bro I'm fucking I'm scoring goals in the Champions League and I'm dunking I'd be like this might be my favorite Auren and hated it yeah I'm not gonna let you play you think he dunked on Amarin or something

he might have dunked on them they're playing goofy European basketball, like joking around and shit. And he's like, bro, give me this. Just smash. Swing that shit over here. I think Almerin's hot-ass wife was just a little too nice. Oh. That's what I think.

Yeah, okay. Oh, thank you me, man. A little touch on the arm. Yeah. She's like, don't touch me, Bruno, you disgusting motherfucker. He's like, whoa, what? You know each other from Portugal. It's like, nah, bro.

I'm not fucking with Portuguese, man. You know that. They're like, at Rubin's like, babe. Excuse me? I like, I like him like, balling. I like them, like, balking and shit. Balking and bawling. You know what I mean?

So what's good with you, Benjamin? Nah, don't worry about Rumi. He's a fucking wacko, bro. Oh, man. A little arm on the shoulder. At the, in the front line. I just like fully just, like, disrespecting it like that. Somehow she has the mouth of like a New Yorker.

Yeah, yeah. Anyway, oh, I'm so tired of him. Harry, oh, I forgot about that. That's not the Fulham game. I thought, uh, I was. watching a little bit of it. It's a big result. Emel Smith looked okay.

It's nice to see Emil Smith role play. You know what I mean? It's nice to see Alex Obie's finished at the end. Yeah. Left footed, chipped. Oh, yeah. Nice and clean. Like the, like, there was the Oobie you would see glimpses of and be like,

if he does this all the time, he is going to be fantastic. The problem was he wasn't doing that all the time. I don't know. He does it enough, though, fulfill him. The Arsenal. I was like, and he's JJ coach's fucking nephew, bro. Mm-hmm. So good.

They named him twice. Did you see that one thing? though, speaking of Nigeria, because people were going back to, I think it was the 96 Olympics when Argentina was going to play Nigeria in the gold medal game and the fucking Argentinian papers were like, bring on the monkeys. It was like the

translation. A lot of people were like, just so people just know, like, I think it was a Nigerian fan was like, because they're always doing this shit. And this was a team that had JJ Ococcha on it and Nuanquokanu. It was like their golden generation of people and they beat Argentina. So

hold that shit. Anyway, relegation talk. A little bit. Was that something we wanted to kind of cover? Well, we said Tottenham. They're looking bad. You got a mouth. But they have players coming back.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm looking. I think West Ham, West Ham on a good run. They look like Nuno's. Nuno looks like he's kind of sorted some stuff out. So they're four points off West Ham and they're two points off Forest, right? Yep.

So they have, yeah. Two points. Tottenham's on 29 points. Forest is on 27. West Ham on 25. Burnley and Wool. I mean, like, good luck. Good luck to you well.

But it's that 27, that 25 to 29 point range that looks a little dicey. I feel like how many points do you reckon you need to stay up? It used to be 40 points, I think 38 points or you'll be say. I think it's a lower one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 10 games, right? Yeah. Because West Ham have Liverpool next.

At home? Yes. No, no, no. Under there away. Are they away? Are they away? I mean, Taunum got Fulham got Fulham and Crystal Palace back to back. That's like, I see, that's a draw.

That's a couple draws in there, possible. Yeah, Paul might also beat the fuck out, Joe. Also, yes. Pull him on their day. Good. Amenez. Hey, Raoul, who knew the next? With the ex-mooners in there?

Also, that's run up for the penalty again. Oh, he did a little. Oh, my God. I, my God. I flew back from Nashville. By the time he'd finish that run up, I was like, I'm like, this guy's bending the rules on the no stop. No, I remember it fully stops.

He was going to start breakdance. I remember. I remember those two girls came out and they started doing double dutch. And then he came and then he went. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then hit the fucking penalty. Yeah, good. I mean, yeah, so that next running game for the run that Tottenham have is Fulme away Palace at home, Liverpool away, then Forrest at home.

That one is. That's a six-pointer right there. You know what I mean? Or whatever, however many points that might end up being. But that could be very interesting. And sneakily, the Leeds game. There are two points behind Leeds as well. They got leads.

Leads aren't as safe as they should be. Right. Because of how they've been recently. I mean, West Ham have, because apparently like Spurs have the easiest run in of all the teams in the potential of relegation zone. Because West Ham have Liverpool away, Pullham away, city at home, villa away. Are there next four?

That's a little tough. But, hey, Stranger Tins. They've got their new signings have done. Oh, see, we'll see. We'll know. We'll know. I was about to say, we'll know Larry. We'll know at the end of the season.

who's redigated and who's not guys. That's true. He's really taking a punt on that one. When every game's played, we might have a sense of who's going to get when the dust settles. I think we'll have our answer. That's something Michael Owen would say. Yeah, we're going to get nominated.

Yeah. We're going to win a Peabody off there, right? Or like, just what like J.B. smooth's character would say in Pouty Tang. It's like repeating everything. Oh, no, it wasn't J.B. Smooth. It's hot too. It's hot too.

Yeah. It's hot too. He's like, ah. hate you. Yeah. And it's hard to get in a big and shorty party. They're like, I just said that. Anyway, should be about James Milner?

Oh, yeah, James Milner. Congratulations to the most square-draud individual. Very square. But a lot of people saying, he did it with the least minutes where Gareth Barry. Yeah, yeah. Truly put the fucking work in, which not to say one or the other, but it's still, it was I saw another stat where I don't know if it's true. They said Milner at that point had played 50% of the players that have ever

played in the Premier League. Really? Yeah. Some insane sat. Yeah, 24 years. I mean, that's just the fact that he's... You know, there's that account on Twitter. Maybe this is boring James Milner.

How he's so boring. Doesn't drink. And he's just like, just the model professional. But just loves water. He's my... He's older than me. He's 40. He's still playing Premier League football.

Not older than me, though. And I'll beat the shit out you, James. Yeah. But she went to the gym. Hell yeah. I went for the first time, bro. You can be him on. Bro, I could get in the Premier League, bro.

Let me in there. I'm painfully right-footed. I might break my left foot if I try to pass with it. But get me in there. I mean, my boots, bro. That's what you knew. Left foot, completely would. Left boot, so clean.

Oh, yeah? So pristine. You thought I wasn't wearing the left boot. You don't even need one. Don't even need one. I'm not hitting the ball with it. Just a sock. Yeah.

Right boot? All fucked up. He's like such a one-footed player. It's fucking hilarious. I don't think I'm ever going to do anything for 24 years. I think I'm not thinking of your life. Smoke weed. Smoke weed.

Okay, that's actually probably what I'm closest to doing. Aside from being alive. Oh, yeah, I'm the James Milner smoking. How many blunts have you smoked in your whole life? That should be. Is there as many appearances as James? I've smoked more blunts than James Milner has minutes in the Premier. How many tackles does he have in his career?

That's probably how many blunts have. Milner Premier Lee. They can't have that. I don't think they don't have that. They don't have the stats for 24 years on tacklers. Is just around 40,500? That seems a little high. Yeah, that's a little hot.

That might be a little, yeah. It's a little over. Is that AI, is an AI, I guess? No, no, no, no. That's like around because Gareth Barry's is 54,439. Yeah, yeah. So he's like just right in there. But anyway.

I smoked as many blunts as Ronaldo has appearances in the Saudi League. Okay. Okay. Matter of that goals. Goals in the South. I mean, that's easy. Yeah, yeah. That's easy.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I would say. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Kind of think of, no, I'm going to go ahead and say I'm the James Blunner smoking Bluntz. I believe.

Congratulations, James Milner. Congratulations, James Milner. You're doing it, bro. You love it. We love to see it. A tip of the hat to you. They don't make them like you anymore, man. They don't.

Who's even close? Like, who's the second? Well, this is Premier League. So there's also like, if you do it all time, they're not actually, I think, in the top 10 for appearances, because obviously they're only counting since 1992, which is. Right. All the purests are like, because there's a hundred years of football ignoring.

But, yeah. It's pretty impressive, though, with how intense the league is. Oh, hell, yeah. Even that a team would want to sign him at this point. He also has a lot of him. injuries too. Yeah, he's played for so many. I remember I used to live in Newcast.

I went to watch a game there and he, a guy next to me just talked, just hated James Milner for the whole game. He was Jim's Millers a bugger shait. That's what he kept saying. You know, back he's supported them as well. You're a bag of shait,

James Milner. Don't give it an owen. Owen's shate as well. Every player was shate. Oh my God. So, it's such a weird thing as a fan to shout how crap your team is for the whole game. Yeah, so he was on the team like Nolby Solano and shit?

It had, yeah, no, it had, it had Owen, it had Milner. I think it was Sam Allerdice managed Newcastle and were pretty bad at that point. Who did they have up front? Being Sam Alardice. They didn't have a spreeer. They had C-Say maybe, Pappy C-Syser.

Oh, God. Maybe. That was a great time. Yeah, but anyways, this guy, oh, you're a bag of shape. Every time they got the ball. And then he went, I think, to Man City, didn't he? And then he won the league.

Yeah. He shut him up. Man, playing with Shola on me a little bit. That was it. Shola Amiobe. Shola Amiobe. Oh, yeah. I remember those days.

Shola Amiobi. Gramsunes was the manager. Anyway, that was a bit of time travel from us. We'll be back again as the results keep rolling in. And apparently after that, we will know more about the league table once this next round of matches is complete. I think once there's more rounds of games, we'll know more about what's happening in the league, guys. So we hope you'll stay on pins and needles for that. satisfying conclusion on the next installment

of Inc. It's a production of iHeart Radio. I can forget it to say that. Come on. Remind me that. Okay, thank for that. Um, plugs. Uh, next Tuesday. Free show in Highland Park. Hey. It's called Fresh Produce. Yeah. Come through. Come on through. Come through. Blime Barber in Highland Park. It's free.

It's 9 p.m. It's a Tuesday. You have nothing better to do. Brooklyn Gooners have us at some point. Yeah, also we need to come out there. I got to come through. Tell me when you have a Spike Lee there or somebody. You know what I mean? I want to see everybody. Oh, yeah. Was it fucking, uh, What Halliburton out there one time, I think? It was very odd.

Anyway, went out there. What about you? I'm just going to shout out the Fleet Street. Fleet Street Pub in Nashville. You guys. It's a delightful, looked after me there. Got curry and chips. Oh, how was it?

It's delicious, actually. Curry and chips. Do they have, like, the obligatory one Brit working there? There's a British guy on the door with a cowboy hat on, which was very confusing. Oh, he must have been loving it. I saw the cowboy hat, and then he was like, you know what, mate you go?

It was a long cigarette. And I was like, whoa, my dealer, like a cowboy on Saturday. Are you from London? That's like me wearing a Nike tech suit with a shiasty in London. And they're like, hey, what's up, man? How you doing? They're like, fuck, bro. Why didn't you call me, probably?

Yeah. Sorry, I'm not a mandem yet. I'm trying. I'm an honorary mandam. Yeah, I'm an aspiring mandam. Yeah, aspiring mandam. Yeah, definitely, definitely. Yeah, yeah, we're going to take the tube later down.

We're going to go to the Oplock. Leicester Square. Going to the Oplock, yeah. Every British person on the chief chair, when they hear an American go, Lichester Square I want to stab you You stupid Yeah

Fucking Lester Why don't you know it's Lester? Lester Even know the letters are a trick Of the eye you should know Chiswick You from Chiswick It's Chiswick

That's obvious you stupid Flippin' Septic I picture you saying that Like you're standing next to them On the tube But saying it out loud And they're like You're like

With headphones You sound a lot You sound like Look like the XG perv. Are you? I know. What turns me on is XG voting to Norman? What turns me off as you have the same words were.

You idiot. Troglodite you thought Piccadilly Circus was a bloody circus. We found, you fucking idiot. Anyway, that's going to do it for us this week. We'll be back then when the results will be clear by at least three points or so in either direction. Talk soon. Bye. Bye.

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