The Daily Zeitgeist - Provocation At An All Time High, RFK Bear Story STINKS! 01.09.26

Episode Date: January 9, 2026

In episode 1987, Jack and Miles are joined by comedian, writer, and co-host of Yo, Is This Racist?, Andrew Ti, to discuss… Trump Is Trying To Get The Pot To Boil Over And Declare Martial Law, At Least The RFK Jr. Hidey Bear Files Have Been Released, Wait, Robin Hood Is A Villain Now? And now! ‘Catastrophic’: fears for families after Trump officials cut $10bn in social funds New Records Reveal the Mess RFK Jr. Left When He Dumped a Dead Bear in Central Park ‘The Death of Robin Hood’ Trailer: Hugh Jackman Confronts Mortality as England’s Favorite Thief The Death of Robin Hood | Official Trailer HD | A24 Taron Egerton and Jamie Foxx headline a radicalized ‘Robin Hood’ Why Does Hollywood Keep Making Robin Hood Movies? Different versions of ‘Robin Hood’ have targeted their makers’ political views How the Robin Hood myth was turned on its head by rightwingers LISTEN: Magnolia x Cults by vonzworldSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

My friend gave me, I went to a dinner with my friend yesterday, he gave me, he was like, he had me in my box, he just gave me a knife. I'm going to try to do it on Zoom. Would you go to dinner with Robert Evans? I wish. What the fuck is that? Wait, hold on. You go to dinner.

Do you know you're getting a gift or you get to dinner? No, no, no. This is, this is, like, we're in a handshake? This is, well, the box was like too big and too nice. I will say this is, I think, maybe it's a thing that's just happening. broadly, but my friend of mine has become sort of like, um, survivalist guy, but like, kind of like, I would just say maybe like, like new to the game a bit. So he's buying a lot of shit and

consequently handing out a lot of shit. But, you know, like, I don't think he's like camped a ton of times. I guess I don't know, but like, you know, I love that. You know what, bro, step one is can you sleep outside a little bit. Yeah, go outside. Before you buy a knife and he was talking about buying a gun, I was just like, I just think there's, you know, you're jumping to step 20. Yeah. Get like a, like three pairs of wool socks that you really like.

Right, right, right. Yeah. It's funny, like, just jumping steps like that reminds me of people like who like get into a sport like and they got all the best shit. And they're like, oh, you play. They're like, no, that's my first game. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like camera guys are like that. I feel like if you start in photography a little bit when you have some more resources, spend a lot of time trying to go straight to the top for sure. Yeah, which like it to buy when it's like, honestly, your phone is.

I almost did that with my DJ set up. Part of me was, you're. Baby, I already know what's good. Let me get into it. And then I have to look back of the trail of deserted hobbies in my life. Yeah. And I go, let's start relatively normal. Yeah.

You know what? Most of those green egg smokers are that. I'm so sorry. You're not spending 18 hours making brisket. My brother-in-law pointed this out because he got one. And the advice he was given was like, never buy a green egg new because there's always at minimum two to three within like 100 yards of your house being sold. Just in the backyard.

Yeah. My neighbor just has his green egg out. But he's fucking that shit up, bro. He made some brisket delicious. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he's the one is over-owned, underused product. Yeah, yeah. It's like the same thing like, where they say when you're a parent, it's like you don't

even, you barely need to buy shit baby shit because people go through that stuff so quick. So fast. Or they spend a ton of money thinking their kid likes it. And then they're like, I don't know, bro, here's a brand new fucking whatever. Yeah. Short story. Baby shoes.

never used. Like, that might just be because the baby grew so fast. Yeah. It might not be tragic. It might just be a lesson of, you know, there's going to be some baby shoes for sale. You know,

tragedy is more baby shoe, never used. Only one. We only got one on them. There's something, something's up there. Yeah. So we,

at minimum a hurt baby. Is that a cold open? Yeah. This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. Hello, the internet, and welcome to season 420, episode five of Dernetely's Iguise. Yeah. It's a production of IHartRadio.

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I was going for a schoolboy Q. Oh, blue. Okay. Okay. It's Friday. January 9th, 2026. Thank goodness.

It's Friday. It's National Balloon Ascension Day. May we all just ascend in the great balloon to the beyond? I don't think I've ever heard that one. Yeah, it's just a picture of hot air balloons. I'm like, yeah, I'm having that. Balloon ascension.

Yeah, balloon ascension is very, It's not even like hot air balloon day. I feel like they kind of eat with the naming of that one. Usually it's just like National Beef Jerky Day. I mean, welcome to the National Day calendar. It's a, it just commemorates the first balloon flight in 1793. It does sort of imply that like in three days it's going to be like National Balloon Descent Day and then like National Balloon Tragedy Day is like a day after that.

I bet the national, if there's a national balloon day where everybody goes ballooning, that day is probably also unofficially national balloon tragedy day. Oh, 100%. That shit is unpredictable. That was a first draft on flight. We don't know where you're landing. We know where you're taking off. Hey, it happened in Philadelphia, actually.

And fluffy? Yeah, went over a prison, apparently, this French guy. It's also National Apricot Day. Shout out Connie by your name. And National Static Electricity Day. Shout out people who just want to fucking make their head stand up with a balloon. I don't have hair. So do it on my behalf.

So I made it up if I care. One of my favorite details of the early balloon flight is that like they didn't know that people could be alive above a certain height. And so they like sent a sheep up for like some animal up and then brought it down there like, it's still alive. Yes. Oh, but it made it shit all over the thing up there. What the hell? least it's cold. It's like they also had a theory that you couldn't, humans couldn't survive above 33 miles per

hour. Yeah, yeah. That's why the 110 is the way it is, right? Because they're just like, this is the top speed any human could ever go. Oh, that's what it's like, two lanes with like 48 miles out. Yeah, it won't be a problem. Those, no, that's such a L.A. thing, but northeast L.A. where that fucking 1-10 turns into a fucking two-lane horse highway, it's always so gut run.

when you see somebody trying to pull on. And most people know well enough to like, bro, just get out of that first lane, man. Because you don't know who the fuck's going to try and get on here. Yeah, yeah. With their first day of driving. People don't. I was just on that highway this morning behind someone with Florida plates.

Oh, not driving, in my opinion. Not driving safely as in they were going too fast, but they were, yeah, they were going like 48 in that. They don't know what that yet. Yeah. That was not going to be good for them. It's fine. It's fine, everybody.

My name is Jack O'Brien, aka Potato's O'Brien, and I'm thrilled to be joined, as always, by my co-host, Mr. Miles Gray! Hey, it's Miles Gray, aka the Grey Gooner. Now, I have been calling myself that before the term of gooning, that is a reference to being an Arsenal Football Club supporter. I am the Grey Gooner, but on other web boards, I'm also the Grey Gooner. All that to say, it's good to be here. I'm the Lord of Lancash, the Shogun with No Gun. And it's Friday, so. Did Arsenal fans innovate in the...

world of gooning? Is that how it came to that? They are world-class wankers. The players, they're called the team, the gunners. And then so the supporters, they call the gooners. It's just like a fizz, a derivation of that. But it's now

caused a whole bunch of online comedy that's only very specific to, like, people who know what goonies. He's mild gray. He's here to stay. He's going to goon till he's gay. Hey!

No, there's like this sketch I saw where guys like got an Arsenal fan. Or another guy's got a shirt on and says like gooner on it. And he goes, hey, man, great match. And guys like, what are you talking about? I was like, dude, that was a great win today. He's like, huh? What do you mean? No, man, I'm just a gooner.

I'm just gooning, bro. I forgot who one of my friends was a lawyer was telling me that some, we've got to the point where somehow she had to take a deposition. And I don't remember. Anyway, somehow the phrase, like, no, that's for Gooners, was entered into the public record. Oh, wow. And do we know which one that was referencing? Was it a Tyrion Re replica kid?

I think maybe no. Oh, okay. I think maybe the difference. Of the different persuasion. Okay. Yeah. I wonder what it was that was just for Gooners. I don't remember.

I know. Now I'm like, what do you mean? I think it was, it was like a quote from something. It may or may not have been relevant, but she was just like, now I had to get some, I had to explain to some judge or someone in charge for a gooner was. It was like a statement. It was like part of a statement.

Yeah, I get it. I get it. Well, Miles were thrilled to be joined in our third seat. One of our very favorite guests, our legal gooning expert, as well as a hilarious and brilliant producer and writer of TV. You know him from the Yoseless Racist podcast and the new Starter Trek podcast. to cast. It's Andrew T. Andrew. I didn't think of doing anything other than I thought. I thought it'd be funny to put my fucking Theragun on my chest and talk. I was like, yo, someone just start up like a robot.

Put it to your temple, bro, hard reset. Yeah, give it a hard reset. I got my hard reset and I, during the countdown for New Year's like three, two, one. Then I just did a hard reset. I don't remember reboot two theragons yeah yeah two therigons down in their temple and they just go it's a cheap neural it's an at home neuralizer from men and black they gotta sink up at some

point right if you got two just that that tiny brief window where they're going back and forth that also sounds like some dumb ass shit if you can get it like resonated a certain brain frequency dude you can get this there to like actually develop your like you know telekinetic

skills We should get that trending on men's rights. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Put a jackhammer to your fucking dome so you can move shit with your mic. This thing, this thing, I will just say, whatever, this was also, I forgot which I had. Someone gave you that at a dinner? This was my underrated. It turns out I do like massage things.

I'm just going to skip ahead. Listen, we're doing my underrated. Turns out you like massage things. You guys have shit to do. You guys have shit. What do you need to talk about for us? I'm coming on the show. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We get to know you a little bit better and find out your position on massage things. Oh, on pins and needles. A couple of things we're talking about today. We're going to talk about the continued fallout of the murder of a woman in Minnesota by an ice agent.

Yep. René Nicole. Good. Was not run over by her car. No, yeah. Yeah, yeah. was standing to the side and firing in as it drove past. And the Trump administration seems to be using this as an opportunity to consolidate power.

I think they're hoping it can make it so they don't have elections in this year. Yeah, yeah. So we'll talk about that. We'll talk about, you know, we're still waiting on the release of the full Epstein files, but Wired has now released the RFK Heidi Bear files. where he scavenged a dead bear and hit it in Central Park. And there's some holes in that story. Wait, so what do you mean?

Like, this is from the actual investigation? The investigation. Oh, my gosh. Jesus Christ. So we'll talk about that, and we'll talk about the new Robin Hood movie that was just announced. At first, it just seems like it's Logan, but Robin Hood. It's like Hugh Jackman, elderly version of Robin Hood looking back. And also still pulled back in for one last job.

Oh, it's a one last job kind of it? It's a one last job, but it also seems like it's like, I don't know, Robin Hood seems like a bad guy. He's stealing from the rich. We don't like that in America. Yeah, yeah. That's the most important. Yeah, yeah. So all of that, plenty more.

But first, Andrew, we do like to ask our guests, what is something that you think about massage technology, that is revealing you know who you are. This is, no, my sister gave me a therogun for Christmas. Hell yeah. Or whatever. I mean, I don't celebrate Christmas. Have I been on the show since I visited? Maybe.

The ghost of Christmas past. We didn't, we basically kind of decided my family. We're not actually like Christian or anything. We don't need specifically to celebrate Christmas, but like, I have a young nephew and blah, blah, blah. Anyway, I went to visit them in, like, early December, and we just told the kid it was Christmas because... Yeah. Why not? I just like, he's like to just three.

Oh, yeah. He doesn't know, but doesn't really know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, like, who cares? Yeah, you could put out of the tree in fucking February, and they'd be as good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, and I get to complain. I'll tell you that much.

Yeah. I got a tarragon. I've traditionally thought they were kind of stupid, but I hurt my back basically two days ago, and it genuinely has helped. Number one, it has helped. Number two, I think these should be illegal. This and like Lime scooters, I think it should be illegal to have one of these

with a permit and like safety equipment. It's like I'm glad that when I need one, I'm glad that I have them available to me. But also, they should go in the category of things that should be illegal along with guns. I would happily, if like, I like having one, but I would happily also think that I should be,

like permitted for this. Like there should just be some bureaucracy preventing preventing anyone with however many dollars it takes to buy one of these from just having one. They beat the shit out of you. You could hurt so you

it's so evidently You can damage your skull with that trying to do a hard reset. They're helpful in that respect. That is hard reset guns. Yeah. I just I just we need I mean I know it's like

weren't in the wrong time to ask for the nanny state, but come on. This is not, this is not, should not be okay. No one man should have all that power. No. Any of this. But also, lime scooters or bird scooters or whatever, you should be forced to wear a helmet on those things.

It shit is crazy. I think I've genuinely already said this on the show, but it's crazy. I know I'm fucking old, but come on. Yeah. I'm trying to protect you. I see so many people using those irresponsibly, like with a like three-year-old up front.

Yeah. Yeah. I saw a dude with a young kid at the front and one in the back. Yeah. Yes. And I was like, yo, you cannot do this in L.A. I know I'm an old man's gold, but my, my tales of like what the fuck is wrong with Gen Z, possibly Gen Alpha, in Echo Park, it's just routine that it's three, three children on a, on a Lime scooter.

That's sort of like whatever. Put that out there and expect people not to use it. Wait, is that so useful? Was that an adult? No, that was three kids on a Lime Scooter. Literally, three kids on a Lime Scooter. I am picturing them stacked on each other's shoulders. Here's a much worse thing that is only going to end in tragedy,

but just underscoring the need for human intervention from time to time. Do you know that fucking Waymo's don't have any mechanism for checking or preventing? how many human beings are in the trunk? In the trunk? Interesting. Yeah. In the trunk. Okay.

Because, you know, my girlfriend saw a pull out in front of her the other day, a Waymo parked. You know, like 16. Two, three kids. One clown comes out. Three kids got out of the passenger. And then the trunk opened and literally five kids got out. Hell yeah. So are you paying on a per?

I've actually never used a Waymo, but are you paying on a per passenger basis? I assume it's. a per ride basis. Per ride. So why are they hiding in the trunk? Well, it's not that they're hiding. It's just so like, bro, for the $10 ride,

if 15 of us pitch in. Yeah. It's like, 60s. Yeah, yeah. This is young kids show. They created a bus. They created a less safe bus.

This is the, that was the triangle shirt waist bus is what. Right. Which will bring the new dawn of progressivism. Yeah, which is what Silicon Valley seems to have created. Yeah. So, yeah, apparently that's, you know, and not that, like, fucking, like, lifts and ubers are great either. Much better. Yeah. But, like, at least they have a

human being in the front that goes, no, you can't do that because my ass is going to jail. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If you cram, you know, six to eight kids in the trunk. Oh. So, so what's your search history? At least the way Mo won't have back there, like an open bowl of gasoline. I feel like that happened to me. There was just a it was like gas, but it was like in a thing without a top on it. Yeah. I mean, just like reasonable permitting for professionalism

is like a thing that makes society run better. Yeah, but this is America, so, you know, tech is going to, tech has to break a few eggs, kill people before we learn that lesson. Yeah, I just the hearing about these

kids, like basically in real time because she sort of called me as it happening was like you are not going to believe what is happening in front of me right now. That makes me feel like yeah like such an unc but also but I'd be like hey I get trust me I would have been right in there with you. Yeah. I've been on the other side of this

look out for yourself. But yeah I mean I guess that's that's simply unc simply unc. The name of our of our sitcom of our band. Coming from Kenya Bears this fall simply unc. said in Altadina in the aftermath of the fires.

Someone was saying that Waymos will sometimes get stuck like that if somebody like doesn't close the door, they will be stuck there and then at a certain point they'll start going, help, help, help me. Like the way that

like a kitten's cry is like designed to sound like a baby cry it like sounds like it does not. It's like like to like people like cry? Like the way of a Predator will mimic the sound of a crime child. Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

Good. Producer says, haven't they driven through crime scenes and shit? Probably. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they definitely have. And so, yeah. Wait, where sometimes they just get tricked. If, like, there's something going on.

Yeah, like, I know that people in San Francisco, we're putting just, if you put a traffic cone on the hood. On top of the camera. They're on top of the little, like, spinny thing. Yeah. Just even directly on the hood in front of the issue. Right, right. Because they, they probably, they prioritize an orange triangle.

like that. So if they see one, it makes them have to do something. Make some go berserk and start shooting things. Andrew, anything from your search history? Is this sort of a search history underrated, overrated, malange? We kind of, I mean, I think, listen, people either get it. Anything else you have to say up top. Search history was, I just got a new humidifier and I was writing humidifier, looking for ways, how you're supposed to clean a humidifier.

My either under or over, whichever is the opposite of the one I already did, was I made a shitload of shrimp cocktail over the holiday season. And like really doing shrimp cocktail is so insanely difficult. It involves like making like a deshelling the shrimp. I made like a wine, lemon, shrimp stock herb broth. Chilled that all the way down. Then you put the shrimp, which you have been dry brining with salt and baking soda out. You poach that to exactly. exactly 150 degrees.

Then you take that out, chill that immediately, serve with some old bay. I made my own cocktail sauce, too, from like a raw horseradish root. Yeah, I like cooking, but when you said dry brining with flour and salt, I was like, no. Oh, baking soda.

The other thing is, so, yeah, I got walked in and in the kitchen, individually temping shrimp one at a time with my probe thermometer, at which point I realized I had a problem. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's also, I've never had shrimp, cocktail that tastes as good as what

it sounds like yours tastes. Like my my the shrimp cocktail I've ever had just taste like shrimp doesn't seem like that anything was done to prepare it. Tasted good but did it taste 1,000 times the work good and the answer I'm afraid was probably no.

Okay. Okay. It was so overrated. Overrated is any sort of I guess. Yeah. Overrated is overrated is overrated is underestimating shrimp cocktail, not. Preparation.

But a good horseradish that just comes through, there's really nothing, nothing like that experience when the horse radish just blows through your sinus. I blew my fucking, I took the top off the blender and I pepper sprayed myself, literally. I grated some fresh horseradish for a thing I made

over the holidays, and that shit was like cutting onions. I was like, God. Damn. It was my first time doing it, like, buying the, you know, shredding the roots. up myself. Yeah. And the root.

Can't tell if it was worth it. Anyway, it's very good. Does this sound like we're trying to avoid the heavy news of the day? I know. I'm sorry. Let's talk more about humidifiers. What's that thing about the shrimp, though? You put that in a herb broth?

Dang, dude, old bay, like the chips and stuff? Oh, okay. I almost like humidifiers, like, turn on. You leave, like, they're there to, like, help your, you know, breathing health. And then they, it's so easy for them. Like, I've looked inside humidified. fires. It's just like, holy shit. It immediately,

the entire civilization has grown in there. You have to clean that shit like every other day. Anyway, I used to sealed water. That's been helping us. Yeah, because then it doesn't get all the solids on it. What are we doing? Let's just get to the white supremacy shit already. All right.

Let's take a quick break. We'll come back. And we're back. We're back. We're back. And the thing about making a great cocktail sauce, in my opinion. Oh my God, guys.

Just the last week of news already, you're like, we're just going. Yeah, how are you guys doing? We're just marauding around the country or the earth. The earth. Yeah, plucking people out of their countries, disappearing them. We've just recently just pulled out of like 66 major international treaties, like, from climate change to fucking everything. We are so clearly going down just down the path of further isolationism as we escalate things.

It's really wild. But like overall. Selective isolationism. We will go to your country and steal your head of state. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But don't ask me to like play by your, I guess that's what it is.

Oh, you want to set the, no, no, no, no. You could play our game, but we're not playing yours. The Hague? Yeah. Hagan heard of it. Oh, God. Yeah. Not good.

But, like, I mean, again, like, we talked about this yesterday in talking about the murder of Renee Nicole Good. The shooting took, like, this is every little bit I'm reading. I'm like, oh, yep, trying to dial the heat up a little bit more on the American population to get things to boil over, right? So we talked about how that shooting was blocks away from where George Floyd was murdered. ICE was intentionally there to agitate and provoke this after Trump used the scandal that was, there was fraud in. Minnesota to really blow that open into a huge xenophobic. It has been for many years. Yeah, yeah, and been reported on for many years.

Turn it into a very specific anti-immigrant, anti-black immigrant, you know, campaign against Somalis there. And it's just so predictable because he's really going back to the place that started the 2020 uprisings in his first administration as a way to reignite protests that he will absolutely is just waiting to call a crisis that requires some kind of. of radical decision-making, aka declaring martial law. On top of that, there's this other piece that I think is also very important. He also announced that he's cutting off funding for childcare and food aid for a very specific

set of blue states. That's California, Colorado, Illinois, Minnesota, and New York. And these are programs that do everything from food assistance to helping people pay for food and other basic needs and just all just a wide array of. social services. So the ice raids and white nationalist rhetoric, that's all getting louder and louder. The actions are becoming more brazen. And now it wants to like weaponize poverty against parents and children as a way to create another potential flashpoint for civil unrest. And it's just like, Jesus Christ. Like this is very, yeah, like it's so, I don't know,

it feels so obvious what he's trying to do. Because also part of this too, those states are, like, have very specific reasons why it's those. These Colorado, California, Illinois, Minnesota, New York are not the only blue states, clearly. But with California, he will always have a hatred of this state and Gavin Newsom. So he's coming for California. Illinois, J.B. Pritzker, Chicago, being able to sort of raise the specter of Chicago and the violence there, I get that Minnesota.

It's obvious. New York, again, another obvious thing, especially with his prosecutions there. And then I was like, wait, Colorado, what the, why is Colorado? lumped in there. And then I was asking my friend who actually works in Colorado, like in the government, I was like, why are you guys getting targeted again? He's like, it's because of Tina Peters, though the election official from Mesa County who was put in jail for nine years for fucking with like election systems in 2020 on Trump's behalf. And Trump basically gave, pardoned her at the end of last year, but those are from federal crimes and she's she's there on state charges and the state was like okay and

like yeah yeah she's she's she's under here for violating state law so that means really nothing and that has created a retribution campaign against colorado so like all of this is like part retribution part turning up the agitation and desperation on people to get it to do you know it's like he's poking this thing he's like come on now like flash over flash over yeah i mean I don't know enough about strategy and politics at the high level. Most usually don't care for any of the people in it. However, I mean, there is like a limit to how much financial leverage he can leverage against, for instance, California. Like, California doesn't need his money as much as he needs.

But it's definitely a process for the people who are the bureaucrats in charge of making sure those funds get to where they can go. Because once that spig, it's turned off. Yeah, it's total chaos. Yes. But I know what you mean. It's like it's not sort of like, yeah, like we're, we give more than we receive. Yeah. So okay. If if California isn't part of the the federal financial system. Yeah. And again, that's those are part of like on his part. Next escalation. Do you see? Because you already saw Tim Walsh put the the city national guard on like warning again because of like what's happening with ice. Like there it's. Yeah. Yeah. It's looking very, very different. Yeah.

Well, I guess all of a sudden I'm a state's rights, motherfucker. The speed with which the ICE response to the protests that, like, just immediate, I mean, it's been bad, obviously, but it was just like, they were ready. This was a, this was a plan. They were like, all right. Oh, yeah. This is where you start just smoking people in the face with fucking, you know, pepper spray. Well, and also, not to mention. a lot of people spotted Bortak, which is like the Border Patrol's like, you know,

elite tactical unit there. Who are there already. Yeah, who are already there. And they're like, yeah, they're putting everything there because they're expecting, uh, some kind of confrontation that they can manipulate it to being a justification for whatever is coming. Yeah. But yeah, it's, it does seem like it's coming.

I don't, again, like, you know, I, I referenced the fact that like people who lived through Putin's rise have always been like, this is how it happens, it's happening, you're going to look a year in the future and be like, well, when we thought it couldn't get any worse a year ago, we were so, so wrong. Like, that was much, you know,

it just keeps getting worse and worse. And I think the only thing saving us is, you know, forms of resistance and community and then also his incompetence. Like the fact that the way he seems to be doing this is, by putting the most incompetent people in positions of power and then having them, you know, fuck up and then being like, oh my God, you, you hit us.

Yeah. Yeah, let them assuming, I mean, it's sort of classical right-wing shit where it's just like assuming their assumptions are true. Yeah. Like, and so thankfully, most of the things they believe to be facts are not true. Again, doesn't mean they don't have power. It doesn't mean they can't hurt people. but at least they're wrong about most shit.

I mean, you know, like demonstrably and evidently. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So that is like the biggest weakness. Like, you know, and the other side is like, not that it's like not saying that this is guerrilla warfare or anything like that. But it is a thing where like one of the other parts of like America is that it is large

enough that it is like hard to govern in that in by like force in that way. Right. That is the whole proposition put forth by these fucking Wild West people. So we'll test it, I suppose, or it's going to have to be in some regard tested. But, you know, this is the melt away. Like, you have border tack there. That's an expensive place for them to be. And if they have nothing to do, they just wasted a bunch of money.

Admittedly, it's our money. Yeah, right, exactly. How will you just wasted a bunch of my money? Way to go, Dickett. A finite amount of it. So, well, yeah, with that new budget, it'll keep flowing. But I mean, okay, I think it's not large, but they don't want to, you know, like, their resources are wasteable. And so can these states just be like, well, you don't get tax revenue from us now?

Well, that's, I mean, but that's, that's the constitutional crisis we're headed towards because at every turn, this administration is doing every imaginably unconstitutional thing they can. And it's like, okay. I mean, because there is there, you'd, you'd, you'd think in the law. of human nature that there will be an escalation to respond to this and it's not just going to be like and they all rolled over which unfortunately is possible you know but now i mean like because i even think of like rhetorically right like everything they're saying now about rennie nicole good is like jd vans just said like well you know that that that ice agent deserves gratitude for what he did like they're they are they're getting more in like uh inflammatory and outrageous like we're trying to

They're poking people. They're poking everyone in the chest. But they're also doing it in like the most obvious. Like, like, I mean, because the reality is it's like, like, it's not tactically sound to like engage in gunfire with ice. Like, like, we're not, whatever thing that you think of as resistance, I think we can all agree that tactically, like, fighting with small arms is not going to be. Yeah, yeah, with the militarized police is. that's not going to be the answer. Yeah.

And now that apparently the, the name of this agent is out, Jonathan David Ross, a lot of people are like very quickly kind of put it together because first there was like a thing that like leaked where this guy's been involved with some violent shit already before, which shouldn't be a surprise. It's seldom a surprise when any law enforcement person does shit like this. There's usually a pattern there. But yeah, I mean, I think now because we're like at this. phase, the rhetoric is like with J.D. Vance being like, well, this person is, it deserves gratitude.

And people are going to start being like the, you know, Derek Chauvin is actually one of the greats. Kyle Rittenhouse is a savior type thing. But here's the thing. It's right. Because they, I think have been poisoned by like media. They think that Rambo is real. They think John Wick is real. And here's the thing. That guy's just a violent loser. Just like Kyle Rittenhouse is a perfect example, right? Oh, you can lionize them all he wants. He's not cool, good. competent, smart. Like, they think their heroes are, I don't know, they're like from movies, I guess. And the, like, the reality is like so far from that and they just can't admit it.

Yeah. I mean, when I look at it too, this entire administration is made up of entitled dudes who have never been smacked in the mouth before for their behavior. You know what I mean? Like their behavior is always like, what are they going to do about it? It's sort of like, and they've, no one's ever checked them. in their life. And that's what I'm sure their whiteness and socioeconomic status has afforded them,

that kind of experience through life that's pretty frictionless for you to do whatever you think is right for you. But just in like how brazen like Katie Miller is to post like a picture of Greenland with like an American flag like laid over it and like it's eventually going to happen. And Stephen Miller is like, who would dare test the United States militaristically? It's like, bro, look at you. Well, you're also in the wrong end of empire for this. Like, it's not 1950s, too, or whatever.

Right, right, right. It didn't work that well. Yeah. Yeah. Do you know who would dare? China would easily dare. It's all built on this sort of like, yeah, like, everyone is sort of in this same world, too, where they've lived consequence-free, and it's now really spilling over into, like, the world

order. We're like, even a George H.W. Bush was like, you got to be a little tactical, you see. Yeah. Like, that's like an old world way of looking at it. now you have these like entitled freaks who've just pulled up and you're like, it's now that, give me that doctrine. Right. Yeah.

Yeah. They just stopped. They stopped trying to put a sheen on it where people can tell themselves, we're the good guys. They've just stopped. They're not that they're not powerful, but just remember everyone, they're not smart. They're just not smart. They're bad at this.

So like, but they're going, their intentions are like always worse than anyone is in, at least in the mainstream. is giving them credit for. Right. Sorry, right. When I say we're smarter than them, I don't mean, for instance, like Democratic leadership.

I mean normal people. Right. No, you mean us and the listeners. Yeah. Well, I mean, truly, though, it's like, because it's not like the Democratic leadership are dumb people.

So it is one of those things where it's like, oh, how could this happen? And I do think some of us, maybe some people listening, but probably fewer and fewer people listening than before need to stop giving these people credit

for what they say they're trying to do. because the other way to look at it that makes much more sense is that this is all happening because this is all fine with them. And yeah, and I was saying yesterday, these people are just ideologically not built for this moment at all. They were built for like the heyday of, you know, like Reaganomics and all this and being like, we're doing great. But in terms of like sort of principled, I mean, I don't even know in the last time you really

had people in the like an office that were like that because the whole thing. about entering Congress is about just power and not necessarily like representing people. But that's the thing. It's like, I think I would argue they are billed for this moment and they're doing a great job. You just don't know what their goals are. Or you don't, their goals are not the same

goals that we thought, we want them to be. Because like even right now, right, you have Senator Chris Murphy who is proposing like huge reforms to DHS and ICE and all this other stuff. But like even that, I'm like, that's a thing that has to get through the Senate, the House, and get through a

and doesn't get vetoed. Yeah. Right. Like, and so I get, what are you talking about? I get the act of doing that and putting that on paper legally. But on some level, it's like, we have to get out of this abstract a little bit. Well, it's necessary, but not sufficient. And they think it's sufficient is.

Or we're doing everything we can. charitable version of interpreting their actions is that they believe this is sufficient. Again, the other way is like, this Band-Aid worked for fucking 50 years. We'll keep putting it on. Yeah. We're just keeping our powder dry.

Yeah. It's like he's burning your powder. He just lit your powder on fire. It just exploded all over you. Yeah. Yeah. You don't have any powder left. It's, I mean, that was, that was my criticism of Andor. To me, the most like, fucking I think I may be set a version of this, but I do want to say it again on this show,

which is that, like, the most fantastical part of the show and or is that, like, a wealthy white senator would consider throwing everything away for what's right. Like, like, that's the fantasy. That's the fantasy part. All the other part, you can kind of see. But who knows? You needed to set it in a galaxy far, far away for it to be remotely believable. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. If you set it in, like, Oklahoma. I think I might have deleted this tweet at this point, but it's like the real, life version of Mon Mothma is someone who's doing this because she owns more stock in the company that makes X-Wing than she does in the company that makes Thai fighter. That's the only reason why someone does that. That's actually what's happening. Right. Yeah, right. That's the only reason she would do that. That may inspire somebody who needed that whimsical example to become a class trader. You never know,

Andrew. You never. You need some class traders. I do know. I do. Yeah. Well, I don't know. We'll see. Maybe the final episode of Stranger Things when that comes out will help. It's going to lead the way forward. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. The people are fucking, I'm worried about them. It's such a good point about just, like, the shallow pool of dipshits that they're pulling from, like, with the Kyle Rittenhouse. And now you've got, like, Erica Kirk as, like, supposedly this, like, spiritual leader of the future.

Yeah. Just, like, look at interviews with her. Or, like, you look at that Oklahoma student who, like, got her team. suspended for just writing a thing on gender roles that was like, I think you are wrong. And here tofore also, I will say the Bible says that you are wrong. And like they printed that shit like in on turning point. Like they print it.

Like it should have been like a reveal by a mainstream account to be like, look at how dumb this shit is. But they printed it. Like, they just, they don't, they really don't respect the intelligence of the general public. They will just tell you you're not seeing what you're seeing. They will tell you, like, this person is smart and charismatic. They will tell you that this essay makes sense and is good and does not deserve an ass. And it's fully poned academia with that take.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, they have power and they are winning, but they're not smarter good.

Yeah, and it's funny too, because you look at just the varying levels of out of touch. Like, it's like Republicans are wealthy and only talk to mostly white Christian people. So they have like their version of reality that they put out. They're like, Erica Kirk, man, that's the goat. People are going to follow that. You know, so we get this person. Everyone else is like, what the fuck are they talking about? And then Democrats have the same version where they're like, but we also talk to like people of color and gay people.

But we all also are out of touch in our own unique way also where that it's, it just, doesn't connect in the in the in the ways that that matter but again uh there's a lot of time there's a lot of time to see what happens here and I'm sure as like every time I refresh like a news feed I'm like trying something like what's going on what's going uh it's just it's just more awful just vitriol coming out of the right wing to try and justify what's happened yeah god I can't wait until they just going back to the shitty their shitty bench because they really just have like Trump having those weird religious connection with poor people in this country and then obviously a not religious but you know yeah cynical connection with cynical connection

with the rich people in this country where it's just like yeah he just does whatever the fuck we tell them to but like when they when that ends for whatever reason and they're trying to pass that on to j d vans i know i can't i can't fucking don jr jr even to watch you don't Everybody's body reject these motherfuckers. Yeah. We'll see. I mean, to sound committed they are to the bit.

Yeah. All right. Let's take a quick break. We'll be right back. And we're back. We're back. And the story, so Wired got the files on that RFK Jr.

Dead Bear investigation. And it did, but like it's kind of, we know all the beats. He scavenged a dead bear from the side of the road to eat it. then went out with friends before remembering he had to catch a flight. Wait, he was going to eat that again?

He's planning to take it to his big meat freezer at his house and eat the bear. He's like, he came, he drove up upon somebody who had just hit a one-year-old baby bear and was like, I don't know what to do. And he was like, wait, you're not going to, you're going to waste all that bear meat

through to the back of his car, drove into a dinner that he was having in Manhattan, I guess. Yeah, yeah. And then was planning to take it back to his house and then realized that he had a flight to catch and didn't have time to drop it off at his house. And so then went to, this is the part that has always, like, stuck in my brain and I hadn't really put it together

until this wired article was like, wait, this doesn't make any fucking stuff. then drove out of his way to Central Park and like staged a weird like bike accident that had killed the bear in Central Park before then driving to this flight that he had to catch. And this Wired article is like looking at all the locations, like he would have had time to just bring it to his house much more than he would have to like go to Central.

Oh, based on where he was having dinner to drop. Yeah, go out of the way to, fucking go to Central Park and like stage this thing. Like it doesn't, none of it makes sense. It's almost it. It was like he thought the whole point was to stage this accident for

what end. I have no idea other than he is just absolutely bananas. I mean, there is probably some level of like yeah, maybe this is not right. In fact, this is

definitely not right. But like there's probably some level of rich person that just can't conceive of a green space in New York besides Central Park or like even kind of in the tri-state area. So like maybe that's why. Go to the woods. For all he knew that that's all the woods you got. But yeah.

I mean, or if like if you just zoom out, right, like take what his account is, he found a bear and then it ends up in Central Park. Yeah, I think it was upstate, like on the side of a highway going into New York. York City.

So it's like, maybe he tried to eat it or something. And then he realized like, oh, shit, I can't do this. And then he's like, fuck it. Let me ditch this thing in the park. And then I'll make up this whole other story about how I'd it go to, you know what I mean? Like, is any of that relevant and more just like, what are you up to with this fucking baby?

The wise as to how it ended up there. In my mind, you got the bear. Something wasn't up to scruff. You're like, fuck it. I'm going to get this thing in the park. If he was driving to one of the, this is from the wired article, if you If he was driving to one of the three airports closest to Peter Lugar, that would be strange. He was in Peter Lugar.

He was in Peter Lugar. That would be strange because there is no direct route to any of them that comes remotely close to West 69th Street. Does this mean Kennedy drove 20 to 40 minutes out of the way to drop off the bear, then completely changed directions to drive 20 to 65 minutes to one of those airports? Alternatively, he could have gone to the Westchester County Airport, Dubby Barrow, where he did in Central Park, would have added about 45 minutes to his trip. This is a real indictment of Prospect Park, is what I'm saying.

He should have gone to Prospect Park, obviously. Drop it off at the park prior Parks Club Food Co-op. The problem here is that Kennedy lived just 15 minutes from this airport at the time, meaning it would have taken him less time for him to get to the airport if he had just brought the Barry to his home, which was allegedly his original plan.

but like that's what I'm saying so we have to take that off the table there was no there was no putting that in the free this seems like something that would be in one of the pictures that they like reveal at the end of the hangover you know where they're like I don't know and then here's us with a dead bear that we hit and then like we set it up and said it and he's supposedly like a sober person and he's the least sober seeming person of all time like everything he does seems like some shit that a person would do a blackout I mean, like, didn't his uncle got away with killing someone in a pretty, uh, pretty sloppy way? So maybe he's like, I don't know, I'll put the bear in a bite near it.

That's how we do it, baby. I mean, the thing that, like, all this, like, logic does kind of not account for. They could also just be the dumb whims of a generationally rich person. That's what I mean. Yeah, yeah. The other thing that is consistent is him saying all these things and on some level, quote, quote, intending to do those, but really just doing the thing that he wanted to do in the moment. Yeah, I think he got caught probably abusing a bear corpse.

I have no idea. That's what's so harrowing. It's like, what even compels someone would be like, hey, hey, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Let me get that bear in the car. And then you're like, fuck, bro, this isn't working out. Like driving by, somebody would just hit a bear screeching on your brakes to be like, I'm going to eat that. How much does a one-year-old bear weigh?

A couple hundred pounds? Yeah, I think it was about a couple hundred pounds would be my guess. That's so hard to do. It is so hard to do. Yeah, but that's why. I just seems like he's a... I mean, my guess would be something like

the bear wasn't totally dead when it was put in the car. They did like whatever horrible or just didn't, you know, euthanized. I mean, if a black, I don't know of where a bear is on the world. 44 pounds.

Oh, that's how much the bear was. Yeah, yeah. Oh, God, that's so horrible. Yeah, I think he's probably some sociopath shit where the bear wasn't totally dead. It was, like, crying in the trunk and, like, some shit like that, you know? It's the only way for me to get to sleep at night. Anyway, man, that's the head of health and human services. So.

Yeah. But yeah, but that's the other side of it, right? It's like, they're incompetent. They're, like, incompetent in ways that you maybe can't even imagine. yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like incomprehensibly incompetent. Exactly. It is.

Yeah, like RFK, he's like a rich kid Mark to me in my old college drug dealer like brain where I would, I could put like the most at the time we call a swag, but like dirt weed into a medical weed container and tell him as medical and charge him five times for it. He'd be like, that's so sick, bro. Thank you, dog. Thank you. And I'm like, exactly full. Get the fuck out of here. I think that's the wave he's on. Yeah.

I think, I think, but that's like that. So going back to like the first story, which is just to really underline, like they're not playing 4D chess. They're playing one dimensional checkers. They're putting a bicycle by bear.

And yet do not like, waste your time thinking like, oh, well, they're doing this. So I dig this. They're not thinking of that. Like, don't level yourself up to, like, playing an opponent who's smarter than you think you are, because this is, this is like a poker thing. You will actually start to lose against people who are worse than you because you give them too much credit.

Like, be real about who, you know, you're up against. How dumb everyone is yet. Yeah. I mean, there's plenty of examples there. Way more predictive power than, like, you're like, oh, what, what's their angle? Their angle is the thing that they are doing. Their angle is go back to Minneapolis because last time there was. there's uprisings like that across there

was because of something that happened to people in Minneapolis and the rest of the world responded and he's literally going there's a something about the people in this block in Minneapolis. Oh, is there? Fucking dummies. Yeah. We do love doing that though,

making bad guys smarter than they are. Yeah. I've always said we did that with Hitler. Like, Hitler is a fucking idiot. Because we feel bad that we are being beaten by fucking dummies. Because we have been put into this idea that it is a meritocracy and you simply cannot achieve power without intelligence.

And once you release that from your worldview, you start to realize, no, they're just bullies. They're lucky, but that's fine. But somebody has to get that lucky. Like, there is a lottery winner. It's not going to be you, but there is a lottery winner. That's the lottery winner. And they're going to act like they fucking were playing 4D chess every time.

America. They will write everybody who will help them out of the book. Go look at the CEO biographies. They will write every person that helped them out of the book and get a ghostwriter to make up a narrative where they are like some shrewd maverick that look at Elon Musk. Yeah. It's every one of them. Like two months into getting unfettered access to his thoughts, you you see that not only is he not the smartest man alive, he is easily stupider than he. you by a significant margin.

Yeah. So like, but everything's computer. Wow, look at that. Everything's computer. And I look at him and I tell him to turn on. Hey,

turn off that laptop. And I come back six minutes later. I'm ready to go. He's got laptop on and I say, hey, he's got the there gun out. Hard reset, dude. Time to ascend.

Time to ascend. He's got to his temple, guys. Time to ascend, y'all. This thing should, again, should not be legal. I should not be a lot to happen. I love it. You're like,

this thing shouldn't be legal as you just like wave it around. I've been holding it this whole time. You're such a little kid. It reminds me of my kid like a new gift and they're like, I love this thing forever. Except if you're holding a theragun and a knife. It's so powerful. Truly.

Yeah. You know, take a still. Hey, dude, put the knife on the theragon. Take a still for the, yeah. This is, this is. And now you got a turkey carver. You guys are going to.

Yeah, this is just read about me in the news. I can't wait to see you with your hands bandaged up next time I see you. Oh, fine. Some fucking weird knife there again next. Just from something else, dude, I was making a shrimp cocktail. No. All right. So, and our final story, I was just saying the other day, you know what we don't have enough of is movies about Robin Hood?

They've only had like three in the last five years. There's only like 25 in development. there's a trailer for a new one that looks kind of cool in that it stars Hugh Jackman as an elder, it's basically Logan, but Robin Hood. It's like elderly version

of Robin Hood. Lay and low. Old man Robert. But, like, but more violent. He's just like so grizzled and shit that he's going to fucking kill everybody. Was the Kevin Costner one kind of violent? Or is that one still pretty sanitized?

I guess it's still pretty sanitized. I think it's still pretty sanitized. Yeah. I mean, they show that ass. dude. Kevin. Kevin. Wait.

I remember being like, that's not a good ass. I don't know why. Seeing how old Hugh Jackman looked like long gray hair and thinking that person is called Robin, feels like, you too old. Oh, yeah. Robin's a little baby boy with a steed. Yeah, like, Robb, like, you should be Robert. Be Robert.

Yeah, yeah. Anyway, sorry. That was like my whole thought. I was like, that Robin is a child's name. He was a young person. It's a young person's game. Robin. Who me?

My name is Robin. Robin. Robin. My name's Wobin. I mean, he should say Robin Hood, long beat, stare right to the camera and just go get it. Yeah. Of Locksley. You know what I'm saying?

So they should do a naked gun Robin Hood, I guess, is what I don't know. I mean, it was called Men and Tights. Yeah. No, they should do another one with. The last successful Robin Hood movie that was actually profitable is Robin Hood Men and Tights. That's how long. They keep making these motherfuckers. expensive. Well, I do think, I mean, this one at least has taken the note that, look,

Game of Thrones exists. So you can't really do some shit with swords and bows and arrows that isn't insane at this point. Right. Like, because otherwise it's so sanitized. That's part of the problem to me with like, you know, doing more Lord of the Rings. It's not that it inherently doesn't work. It's just that the audience is a little past it, I think. Right. I think. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure because that like that that opened the door for everything else you're like yeah you need to see like fucking like gruesome throats being cut yeah it's it's it's all's cut out right it's lord of the rings was like the weed of fantasy books yeah just went deeper and now everyone's just like doing black tar heroin yeah so it's a little like oh that's cute like do the dragons fuck the wizard or oh no

you're like no oh then what the fuck you mean kind of she's kind of so i will say there's there is some controversy about this one. I think it's still too early to tell how exactly they're going to handle it. But the trailer is like, oh, you thought we were good guys? Fucking Robin Hood, dog.

We were fucked up. The stuff I've done is fucked up. You want me to make you a bow and arrow? No. If he's still, if that's all him being like, we were fucked up. Yeah, we stole from the rich and gave to the poor, but we were

fucked up. Like, that still works. If he's like, we were fucked up and economically we shouldn't have been doing what we were doing. Right, right, right. That would be a real bummer. But if they were taking from the providers, from the job creators, it hurts the lower class

more than... If they're like, we were in the middle of like a wild class warfare and I'm not proud of some of the shit I did, but I did it. Like, I'm okay with that. That's cool. If he's like, no good, no Bueno. I mean, probably it's some version of like, no, it's like Pablo Escobar, like give to the poor was a tactic like everything

else. Yeah, yeah. It's actually P. And I could even fuck with that. Yeah. I don't know. A lot of people are like Robin Hood was evil taking from the rich and giving to the poor is kind of a weird message during the second Trump administration.

But I think that is hopefully just part of the VEO. Listen, all I'm saying is, you know, I love Jody Comer as an actor, but what if she were a photo realistic live action incredibly sexy fox now this is just throwing that out there yeah this is something to think about in terms of the live Disney reboots yeah don't let them hear about it

don't let Bob hear about that the animal the animal Robinhood is the one that needs to get done that is that plays a very significant role in a lot of people's sexual fantasies and that's you know and that is like I'm just saying

Jet Alpha deserves to have their version of the same feeling. I mean, like, yeah, they're having their first experience with being let down by a TV show. I feel like there's a whole generation of people right now with the stranger things and all the conspiracy theories where like a lot of, like people slightly are like, oh, yeah, this is a thing that happens. You get a real attached to a show for many years and then they leave you in the lurch, you know, narratively.

So, yeah, maybe they do need their fox, sexy fucks. I like that they're hopeful. They're like, there's actually going to be a new episode that fixes all this shit. Whereas the lost people just had to be like, it was actually good. And here's my 450 page dissertation. That's a different version of denial, where it's like one version,

you're in denial about the L by justifying how bad it was. And the other version of not taking the L is by saying, no, there's going to be another one that actually, like, addresses all this. This is, listen, this is the perfect time for some enterprising tech pro to truly throw a temper tantrum and just show us what it can really do, guys.

Cody Johnson from some more news, like, had this interpretation of the lost finale that I don't remember at all now. But I was like, that is so much better than what they did. Like, if they had done that, that would have been great. That is not what they did, though. That was not what was up on the screen. But, like, that's fucking cool. They should have just had you make it. What's, like, the best version of this Robin Hood thing?

Like, it's probably more, it's like, it's a little more complex than I was just like some dude who was, like, being like, yeah, man, I just gave it all. a way to more like, yeah, dude, I'm a scumbag. But like, I also, I was in touch with like the struggles of people. So I didn't like let him in. And also did I murder a few too many people in the, yeah. It was, I get carried away. Yeah. It was a cost.

I feel like it said there was a cost and, and he'll, you know, some version of like, oh, you know, was it even worth it? I don't know. I fucking have so much blood on my hands. Yeah. Because there's like a thing where the poster taglines, like he was no hero. And I feel like that's some Robin Hood-ass shit to say about what you did, your own shit. I'm no hero.

Yes, my name is Robin. I want that sweetie. Yeah, you know how many melons I split. You know me skulls I pop, bro. I'm no hero. Yeah. Okay. That's the sound of an arrow.

It would also. Make the arrow go, bop, you know what I mean? Oh, shit, Robin Hood's coming with his merry band of me. Yeah.

In this movie, in this movie, in this movie, Robin Hood does invent. dance hall, which is like a really weird. It's a really weird second acting. That part I wasn't crazy about. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

They're like, I hear them galloping. I hear them coming. Andrew T. Such a pleasure having you, as always, on the Daily's Like Icex. Where can people find you, follow you, all that good stuff? Yeah, Andrew T, social media, doing a premium podcast on Suboffomophthalmopods.com called Starter track, really enjoying it.

I don't even remember what episode we're listening to next. It was something weird. And yeah, yeah, media. I started watching bad sisters on Apple TV. I really like it. It's old. What's about some bad nuns? No, it's just some bad sisters.

I remember that. It was Sharon. Sharon Horgan and her sisters kill her a horrible man. Yeah, that's blessed. But then in the second season, you find out. that they're no heroes. There are no heroes. I was God.

I was a bad man. That guy was actually right to be mean to us. Miles, where can people find you, their working media? You've been enjoying. Yeah, you can find me everywhere, Miles of Gray. You can catch me on 420-day fiancé, talking about 90-day fiancé, and you could also catch me talking about English footy,

European soccer, as it is, as it were, on Ain't It Footy with Jamel Johnson and Chris Martin. It's a new show, so please check it out to maybe give it a like and a subscrisal real quick. You guys need to do, I know you're concentrating on European, I assume, but once that Angel City season starts, you guys

got to have a women's foot special. Look, we'll go wherever. We'll go wherever. But we're all Arsenal fans, so it's, you know, we'd like to talk a lot of that right now. Fair, fair, fair, fair. But yeah, it's all happening. Just because you're good. Just because you're good. Yeah, exactly. But look, we've, we haven't won

since I graduated high school, and I've been watching since then. It's a long road, baby. I'm just telling you, that's the thing that I think why so many Arsenal fans are so activated because we look so good, and if we can do it,

it's going to be like a mass catharsis event. Yeah, yeah. You've all been holding it in for so long, but you're all collectively just getting ready to release. Just release, you know, gooning as it were. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then a work of media, like, I posted this thing on my Instagram stories,

And it's funny because the people's reception of it was so mixed. And I have to just play it for the both of you. It was this clip. It says me pooping in the shower and throwing it over into the toilet. And it's here. You have a total of a box shot. Okay. It's stupid.

It's stupid. Look, I love y'all. I'm not shitting in the shower. And someone was like, why would you do that? What? It's not the idea. It's this stupid imagery. And that was from S-R-A-C-O-M-A-L-F-O-O-F-O-Y.

I mean, S-R-A-C-O-M-A-L-F-O-Y. I will say this. This is so gross, but this really happened. And this is one of my earliest memories is being in, I believe, whatever zoo is in San Francisco with my family. We were young enough that my sister was still in a stroller. And I remember we have a stroller because an orangutan just fully shit in his hand and hook-shot at it. and just switched right in the stroller.

Yeah, it was incredible. Wow. It was, how old were you at the time? I mean, what's the oldest a kid can be in a stroller, guys? You guys are four? De four. I was probably six, six, seven somewhere in there. I was six seven.

Six seven. I was firmly six seven. Man, you are in touch with the youth. Yeah. No, but it was genuinely like, because my mom narrated like the whole thing as in, oh, well, this couldn't possibly happen. And it just like all happened. Swish.

Yeah. Anyway, gross. Work media I've been enjoying is from Cesari Jen Strozwick. I was always pronouncing that in my head. He is a writer from back in the cracked days, and he wrote on Blue Sky. I'm playing two chess grandmasters by mail. One as white, the other is black. I just send them each other's moves.

They both think I'm a genius. both invite me to their homes to make love to their wives and they watch from the closet. That's when I secretly charge all my electronics. Free electricity. Oh shit. He's at Ostrich's son on Blue Sky. You can find me on Twitter at Jack underscore O'Brien on Blue Sky at Jack Obie,

the number one. You can find us on Twitter and Blue Sky at Daily Zykeyes. We're at The Daily Zykeyes on Instagram. You can go to the description of this episode wherever you're listening to it and there at the bottom you will find the footnotes. Which is where we link off to the information that we talked about in today's episode.

We also link off to a song that we think you might enjoy. Hey, Miles, is there a song that you think that people might enjoy? Yeah, this is just some fun. This feels very like this mashup feels very 2016. And it is. It's a mashup of Playboy Cardi's Magnolia and the cult song for now forever, forever and ever. is it called noun forever?

Anyway, it's just searched Magnolia X Colts on SoundCloud. It's by Von Z World, although a lot of people have done this mashup because it's not that complex. But it's fantastic, and it's just like a nice, nice sort of like,

just rocky kind of melody over the very, very iconic Magnolia in your Ameli, hello, and it's great. So Magnolia X Colts. What? What? What?

What? All right. We'll also leg off to that in the footnotes. The Daily Zike is a production of IHeartRadio for more podcasts from My Heart Radio. Visit the IHart Radio app, Apple podcast or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. That's going to do it for us this week. We are back on Monday with our next icons episode. And then a little bit later in the day to tell you what was trending over the weekend.

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