The Daily Zeitgeist - Putin Is V Normal Guys, La Croix Boiz 7.6.18

Episode Date: July 6, 2018

In episode 184, Jack and Miles are joined by comedian and Culture King Jacquis Neal to discuss updates on the Thai cave situation, the glorious gift of a signed Elton John CD by Trump that Mike Pompeo took to North Korea, the Trump jazz at his campaign rally in Montana, Scott Pruitt's resigning from the E.P.A., Alan Dershowitz horrible experience being shunned at Martha's Vineyard, Menghazi with the La Croix C.E.O. Nick Caporella, Scarlett Johansson's new role as a trans person, and more!  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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That is courtesy of Tiff, but that's 2Fem on Twitter, and the Nike app on my Apple Watch. And I am thrilled to be joined, as always, by my co-host, Mr. Miles Gray! Yes, it co-host, Mr. Miles Gray! Yes, it's your boy, Mr. Miles Gray, a.k.a. Chain Miles Grayshin, a.k.a. Thought Pruitt. This is my new one. Thank you to Christy Yamaguchi-Main on Twitter for that one. Thought.

T-H-O-T. Thought Pruitt. Thought Pruitt. Yes, because I'm out here with my nice shorts on. I'm feeling really summer mood. And, you know, the summer of Scott has ended. We'll get to that later. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And we are thrilled to have in our of Scott has ended. We'll get to that later. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. And we are thrilled to have in our third seat, you've heard him already. He is the host of the amazing Podcast Culture King. Oh. He is Mr. Jocky's Neo. Oh, Jocky's Neo, a.k.a. Kneel Down and Jockai keeps my ring baby oh shout out to

at Walter Chestnut Jr he's a fan of the Culture Kings and he's a part of the Zeit Gang what's up y'all one of the great aka authors where's Chapman where's Chapman Rice been

I didn't want to call her out yo Chapman you are fucking up what if Chapman? Where's Chapman Rice been? I didn't want to call her out, but I just had the same thought. Yo, Chapman, you are fucking up. What if Chapman is struggling, though? What if she's struggling? Well, she probably has a real job. Yeah, or what if she just has gone on to have a good life? She doesn't pay attention to our podcast.

Oh, she's like, yeah, I was unemployed then. I have a job. Oh, I found a couple first-rate podcasts. I'm listening to Marin. Suddenly you hear Michael Barbaro, like, I'm Michael Barbaro, a.k.a. Barbasol. Shout out to Chapman Rice, a.k.a. Goddess. For new listeners, Chapman Rice is the a.k.a. Goddess. And classmate of comedian Zach Oyama, who we found out very randomly.

You guys know Zach? Yeah. I was with Zach, and then he tells me, he goes, you know, someone I went to college with listens to your podcast. And I'll go, oh, what's their name? And he says, Chapman Rice. I go, wait a second. Love it.

Yes. We only have five listeners. Yeah, we have five listeners. Chapman Rice, Walter Chestnut. Yeah. Zach Omaya. Yeah. No, he doesn't listen.

Zach listens, I think, sometimes. Does he? Zach, if you're listening, text me. And if not, I'm going to take that as disrespect. Also, Zach O'Maya. Yeah. No, he doesn't listen. Zach listens, I think, sometimes. Does he? Zach, if you're listening, text me. And if not, I'm going to take that as disrespect. Also, Zach. As a fellow Japanese person. So, you know what? I'm just going to take that as disrespect.

Also, Zach, if you're not listening to Culture Kings, I'm going to take that. You know all three of us. Yeah. All two of us. It's not three of us anymore. Yeah. But you know both of us. Listen.

He's not listening. See? And this is what we use the show for. Next, I would like to air grievance with First American Home Warranty Company. But that's later in the show. Yes. Also, rest in peace, Carl Tartt. Rest in peace.

Rest in power. Not physical death, just from the podcast world. I just wanted to imply that. Man, because people will fucking. We say it every time on Coach K. Oh, you're lucky. Sometimes people take the shit I say literally. How do I say goodbye?

All right, guys. Jackies, we're about to get to know you a little bit better. But before we do that, we like to tell our listeners what they're in store for. We are going to talk about the Thai cave rescue and how that shit is way more treacherous than we thought it was. That shit is way more treacherous than we thought it was. We're gonna talk about Mike Pompeo's trip to North Korea and what he's bringing with him as his You know survivor beach item We're gonna talk about Trump shitting his mouth at a rally yesterday

the Pocahontas thing his words of encouragement for himself and Vladdy Poots. We're going to talk about the passing of Scotty Prue babies out of this news cycle and onto another world. The unemployment line, yeah. Yeah. We're going to talk about the civil war that the right thought was going to happen on the 4th of July and what happened instead. We're going to talk about how the U.S. is discharging army recruits that they lured

in with the promise of citizenship. We're going to talk about, we're going to Mengazi. Mengazi. The LaCroix boy, the 80-something billionaire behind LaCroix. Damn it. Getting messy with the hands. We're going to talk about Scarlett Johansson. And finally, we're going to do an update, a double up, Boyd Watch.

Boyd Watch. But first, Jack, I know this is going to be a three-hour episode. We're talking about the zeitgeist today. What is something from your search history that is revealing about who you are? All right. So people have been, I don't know why lately there's this move to not kill insects. I guess it's always been a move. What do you mean?

Like people get upset when you kill insects now, I feel, more than they did when I was younger. Is a squirrel an insect? No, a squirrel is not an insect. Oh, shit. No, you're killing a being. Oh, no. Wait. That's a being with feelings.

You're saying you feel like there's a growing sentiment online where people online like to not like if you say man i killed a spider people like i don't kill spiders you know what's funny scoop them up with the cup i don't i fuck i fuck with spiders so i don't kill them you don't kill them i have university of richmond uh like athletic gear because their mascot is the spider that i rock with pride just because it says I fuck with spiders. Anyway, go on. Well, I recently because I obliterate insects. I don't just kill them. I try to disintegrate insects. I do. I let an insect

come in here. Do you say shit after you kill an insect? Obliterate it. Yeah, I do. I mean, yeah, man. I have definitely done that. Yeah, I do. I leave it up sometimes. I leave it on the wall so his friends know. Thank you. Leave it as an example for the rest of them. Yeah.

So I Googled, do insects fear when they know they're about to die? Because I was in New York recently, and there's this big-ass roast that came into my Airbnb, and it was big as hell. So you know how sometimes you don't want to kill it with your actual like hand or something that will directly get the goo on you yeah touch you so instead i took a big ass shoe and about 90 mile per hour pitched it down to the ground until i hit the roach right about three or four times and it eventually obliterated into about 40 pieces it was excessive yeah it was excessive as hell but i was gonna make sure that motherfucker was dead.

Wait, was it not dead after the first time? Was it still moving? No, dude, it was still moving. I hit the back half of it first. Are you sure it wasn't like a small dog or something? It was about as big as this. You know how roaches sound? They're like, got that fucking roach.

Get out of here, roach. And then after I hit it once it barked uh so i googled yeah do insects like when they know like some shit is around swatting them do they start to fear death and the answer is i couldn't find it so i don't feel bad shit come on i'm sure on some level they may but they have to work harder google either way yeah i feel like some insects, you know, there's even levels to spiders with me too. If it looks too menacing, like if it's a black widow, I'm like, yo, I can't let you rock in the house like this. Yeah, you gotta kill that. And I can't, I'm not gonna

really risk my safety trying to get you out in a humane way. Put it outside, yeah. I'm sorry, you're done. All the other little spiders, you're good. You're good with me. As long as they don't pose a threat to me. But then cockroaches and stuff, they are fucking, they're pests. they're just gross so that's disgusting then like you know when i smash up a bunch of caterpillars with a hammer cockroaches because i'm like oh you think you're about to be better than me we just see miles walk into the woods with a hammer muttering to himself

yeah and not even going for a caterpillar. Just going for cocoons. Like, I know you in there. Just so Angrim's hitting trees and shit. What's something you think is overrated? Overrated? Sleeping and crashing with friends. Okay.

That shit is overrated as hell. People travel. New York didn't go well? I mean, here's why it's overrated. Do you have a delco marathon story too hey man too many delco marathon stories but here's what it is like you stay in the airbnb and you know a whole bunch of people stay in it and so you relegate it because i stay with uh two girls so being the gentleman that i am i slept on the sofa my damn back hurt my back hurt

so and then i crashed with a friend. I'm in this tiny little space because she let me stay there for free. I'm like, alright, cool. But then I got my flight canceled. And got put in a hotel. And man, that was a good-ass night to sleep. And I was like, I'm too old to be crashing with friends, man. I need

hotels. I was gonna say, you can't really complain if you're like, hey, let me stay there for free and like yeah you have to rock the corner of the room i can't complain right yeah man that's where sometimes sleeping on the floor is better for me really and even on the couch because you got a bad back well also growing up japanese like yeah you i slept on pretty hard services like you just use like stone or whatever to put down which is like you know like a pad or whatever but it's, you're essentially just sitting on the, you're sleeping on the floor. Wait a minute. What?

Growing up Japanese, you have to sleep on the floor? Well, no, like, Japanese, like, traditionally, we don't, like, sleep in beds, like, Western style beds. Like, yeah, like, old school, like, you have, like, a Japanese, like, tatami style room that has, like, the woven floor. You put out the futon or futon uh zabuton thing which was like a cushion that you lay out and then you rock that with your blanket and then you put that away and make space because sometimes you also the space is limited so it doesn't make sense to have a big ass bed

other homes that are people have more like modern or bigger homes they'll have big like beds and things but for the longest time i slept like that so sometimes you like to sleep on the floor yeah my mother-in-law sleeps on the floor whenever she's at our house. Really? But that's your rule. Yeah, I just make her sleep in the garage. You make her sleep on the carpet. No, she'll sleep next to the bed on the ground.

She's more comfortable. She's more used to it, yeah. Yeah, yeah. And we'll just put a comforter or something on the floor just to soften the floor slightly or whatever. She just needs a better mattress. That might be it. But it's fun.

You know, when you really get down to it, it makes you versatile. So trust me. Sleep on the floor? Man, in college and stuff, when I just had to pass out places, I'd be like, how did you just sleep in that stairwell? I was like, it was great. It was flat. Yeah.

That just sounds awful. Miles is woken up by me saying hello, the internet, every time before we start. He just pops up from the ground. I'm like, yeah. What's something you think is, did I say overrated already? You said overrated. Then let's go underrated.

All right. Now there are going to be half the people that agree with me on this. So I'm talking to the other half. The window seat is underrated. Okay. I know some people prefer the window seat. Right. But there are some people that prefer the aisle seat. Yeah, right, right, right. And for those people that prefer the aisle seat, you're crazy.

I agree. The window seat is where, here's why. I was on, my flight got canceled. We talked about that. And then the flight they put me on, they lost my reservation. So I went from a window economy plus seat and I fucking flipped. So I was like, I'm getting on this plane. I was like, okay, yes, you are.

But they had to put me in back row aisle seat. And I'm sitting on the aisle seat. Every goddamn 20 minutes, a big ass cart comes by, hit me. People just put their crotch in your face. And man, if I got to smell one more ass, because your nose, your nose is ass level.

Yeah. Your nose is ass level on a plane. And I was right by the bathroom. And plus, you like to be sniffing the butts too. And you know,

I mean, but I like to have the choice to sniff the butts. For sure, yeah. I don't want the butts to sniff me. I want to sniff the butts.

Right. And I'm right by the bathroom too. I'm in last right so i'm getting everybody who like just they let they let it they well they let out the poops right when they know all right i'm at the bathroom oh right right so all that is just wafting in my face and i'm miserable you know the other reason why i prefer the window seat is you are unfuck withable when you're there when you're in the aisle seat every time any of those other two people have to get up you have to get up you have to get up whereas if i go in there i have a camel's bladder like i've flown 11 hour flights without getting up to use the bathroom like i can just get in there and be like leave me the fuck alone exactly and i curl up in the corner and no one has to talk to me i don't have to interact

with anybody i have to go to the bathroom yeah that's another reason why I like to do it. Because sometimes when you really try and sleep, and if you're in the aisle, you do have to wake up so you can let the person out. You gotta wake up. Everybody's passing you up. And also, people who like the aisle, I feel like sometimes they say it's because, I need to go to the bathroom. Man up

and just ask the two people, like, excuse me. Well, I know people too. I had a co-worker who could not fly on the window seat at all because she was claustrophobic. So you had to have the aisle seat. That makes sense. And I get that, too. That makes sense.

Because if you're there, you really do. It does feel a little, it can feel overwhelming, but I'm not claustrophobic in any way at all. So I'm just like, yeah, I prefer that I'm cut off from everyone else. Yeah. If you're claustrophobic and you like the aisle seat, I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to everybody else.

Everybody else. Claustrophobia is the only excuse to rock the aisle seat. It's the only excuse to rock the aisle seat. The aisle seat also has way more germs. Oh, because multiple people are touching it. People are walking by. People rub their ass on it as they get out of the window seat. They do.

Yeah. They do. On my way back from Europe, I was in the aisle seat and I was so angry. I literally had my elbow shattered by the drink cart. It hurts so bad.

And they don't stop either. They don't stop. They know they do it. And I looked, I was like, motherfucker, did you? And it was, the people don't even notice.

Yeah. So whatever. And then when people are trying to like get in between you, they just feel so comfortable putting their entire body just on your fucking right shoulder or left shoulder and ultimately that's why i don't fly business anymore only first oh yeah that makes sense and by that i mean i never have but one day if united

you're listening uh help us out oh united y'all help me out too i want some conversation yeah i heard economy plus and i was like oh you 1k too yeah 1k yeah there's a there's a david sedera short story where he talks about how one of his flight attendant friends he called it crop dusting people like he would when somebody was rude to him he would just fart when he walked by them like every time he would just save it up oh save it and let it go the spiteful flight attendant. I like that. So you got to watch out for that. You know, good hack. They can't get to you. Yo, give them gifts, though.

You ever give gifts to flight attendants when you get on? No. Yes. What kind of gifts? Like a shoulder rub? No, no. Like you come on, even with candy bars or whatever, stuff from the newsstand or whatever. You're like, hey, just want to give you guys this.

I know you probably only eat whatever's on the plane. Just small things like that, unlimited drinks. One time they were like, oh, would you like some more of this and that? It was crazy how little, even like a cookie from a thing, I was like, yo, here's some, yo, y'all split that. Kindness goes a long way. I'd like to give them one of those biscotti cookies that they give out on planes and like a tiny package of peanuts.

You'd be like, here, here you go, guys. Those cookies are good, too. I buy them from Costco. I'm too spiteful. I don't want to take it out on the flight attendants. Exactly, that's true. The airlines are the ones that are against us because they're trying to make the economy situation so bad

that you want to spring for the economy plus or business or first because they're like, you know what it's like in regular. Yeah. In steerage. But then just make the entire plane economy plus and raise everybody's prices. Because eventually, if you're trying to do that, you're still going to have people who are in economy. Yeah.

It's true. God, there's no way to win. There's no way to win. Yes. Finally, what is a myth? What's something people think is true you know to be false? All right. So I was talking to my brothers and sisters.

By that I mean my black friends. And one person was like, yo, don't you wash your meat before you cook it? I looked at him like, what? What? Why? It's like to clean it off. I was like, nigga, if you don't. The fuck is fire then?

Right. Like, what you think washing your meat gonna do? Yeah. I thought this was a sexual double entendre. Oh, no, no, no. Right, no, no, no. I was like, ah. Don't you wash your meat before you cook it in a warm up.

No, this is. Don't you wash your meat in the bathroom sink right before you get it on? Whoa, what? Before you come home after you've been cheating all night. Don't you wash your meat in the bathroom sink right before you get it on? Whoa, what? Before you come home after you've been cheating all night, don't you wash your meat? No.

Like chicken and shit like that? People who rinse off chicken and shit. It makes no sense. You don't have to wash your meat before you cook it. That's what fire is for.

I've been living my whole life not washing my meat. Look at you. Look at me. Look at the state of you. I am, according to my Apple Watch, outstanding. See?

Does your watch say shit like that to you? Yeah, so this morning, my Apple Watch gave me a pep talk in the voice of an annoying-ass trainer. It said, keep it going today. Yesterday, you rocked your exercise ring. Unstoppable, Jack. What will you do today and i was just like man i fucking hate you my watch i hate you threw it off that sounds that sounds is that the voice he uses yeah yeah that's great yeah exactly but yeah i've been hearing like all

sorts of different food washing things like you're supposed to soak lemons in uh water with baking soda or some shit. To do what? I don't know. Because I'm not eating the rind. What the fuck? To clean the exterior of the lemon? I think maybe because you put lemon wedges in water and shit. I'm not fancy, so we do not do that.

I mean, I'm fancy, but I just squeeze it. Lemon water, I start every morning with a half squeezed lemon and water drink that pound that and it like kicks my metabolism yeah my mom does that out of a copper cup she does like a copper cup vibe with that miles what citrus do you put in your water yeah i don't know i don't drink water and that's why that's hippie crap cucumber i got it. I got it. Yeah, cucumber.

I'm like cucumber. Ever since we left that WeWork, I've stopped drinking water where they had the fruit water in there. But the reason I don't also is because I've worked as like a bar back and bar managing and stuff like that. I know how that shit gets prepped. And I'm like, yeah. Miles be seeing people put lemons in their asses and then throwing water. Not even. Yeah, like even worse. It's like, yeah a storm in the toilet no no never but like you just know like yo i've especially when you do like let me tell

you something if you're at a concert and there is not a proper kitchen for them to do that prep they're prepping it like in the parking lot or something right and like usually just like loose ass limes and lemons like on a car like a cutting board that has all kinds of shit on it right just forego the citrus if you're at an outdoor show can i say one quick thing this is to that throw it in the toilet this is gonna make me sound bad but fuck it don't piss off people who are about to prepare your food because i this is i was a teen i was like 19 or 20 so i was younger and i was working at a place called gfs marketplace gordon food service marketplace and we would have this all out there i am and we would have the people and you come in and they would want like their meat or called GFS Marketplace, Gordon Food Service Marketplace. Man, you're putting it all out there. I am.

And we would have the people, and you come in, and they would want their meat or their cheese slice. Right. And this one chick came in and was rude as hell, like cursed at us. Oh, shit. It was like, now go back and make the meat. I was like, all right. Slice that bologna.

I closed the door. I dropped her meat on the floor. And then to rinse it off, I put it in dirty dishwater and then sliced her fucking meat and gave it to her. Wow. See, guys? See? Respect everybody.

Respect everybody. Because you may work. Someone's very spiteful, might be on the other side, who can't act professional. Someone with mental problems. What? All right. Well, I think we know all we need to know about jakees hey jakees now go cut my roast beef uh guys so this this thai cave rescue has gotten serious

uh a thai navy seal uh has passed away on the way back up i was i was confused by this because the diagrams that i have seen of the cave make it look like you just go under one rock and you're good, you're there. And so the BBC, I finally found an article where they did it to scale and showed you exactly what the cave looks like. And it is bonkers. We'll put the article up on the footnotes. So a full round trip takes 11 hours to get down there. And it's five hours going with the current and six hours going against it. On the way in, right?

Yeah, that's 11 hours. So yeah, just to get to them, it's like, okay, well, I'm going to do a six-hour swim to get to these kids. Six hours underwater using your air tank and i i we they don't they haven't said this specifically but what's also happening is now they're realizing that the oxygen level is dropping quicker than they thought oh in there in the cave in the cave where the kids are uh presumably because now all of a sudden like they were in there by themselves but now they've got all these people coming in and going out. Breathing up their air. Yeah, so breathing up their air.

More people breathing up the air. And so the dude passed away on his way back on the, I think, five-hour journey back. And it might have been a case where he had enough oxygen, but when he got out on the other side like there was less oxygen in the air so he didn't have enough oxygen in his blood on the way back because he passed like you know unexpectedly and yeah you know they they don't fuck up when it comes to stuff like that so it it seems like it's almost that like heisenberg principle where like the people doing the rescuing are changing the experiment like just by being there and doing the rescuing. And they were providing, from what I read,

he was providing oxygen canisters. Yeah, he was bringing oxygen down to them. Leaving them for other people, right? Yeah. Well, don't worry, guys. Elon Musk is on the case. Yeah, he said he's going. They got SpaceX engineers going over there,

which, to be honest, they might figure this shit out. I was like, man, you're a douche, they might figure this shit out. They'll figure it out. I was like, man, you're a douche, but go ahead. Send them. I don't give a shit. I'm like, you figured out how to get that fucking rocket to land on its own on that platform, so maybe figure out how to get some kids out of a cave. Have they said how...

I just saw about this story today. Have they said why people are going in and out of this cave to provide them with stuff but not take people out? Or are they taking people out? It's too narrow and murky. They would have to be expert divers to get out. The people trapped. Yeah, the kids would.

So their thing at the beginning was like, well, we either have to train these kids up really quick or wait months for the water to recede so they can walk out of the cave. Okay. That's what it looks like to scale. It's like a crazy, long-ass, narrow-ass thing that just kind of goes straight down.

Yeah, this BBC article has an illustration that finally made this whole thing make sense to me. Makes sense. Like, no wonder. 11 hours. Because that's unbelievable that they even, at one point, to find them, someone was actually probably swimming for six hours straight being like, well, maybe we'll find them.

And they're like, oh, shit. There they are six hours later. That's insane that they found them. When you look at this graphic, it's bonkers. How the fuck did they get down there? An 11-hour trip, like you think that you're going to be able to breathe on the other side. But because the oxygen is depleted, yeah, you're basically going 11 hours before you actually get to breathe air again, which is – and that's not counting the time on the other side,

like talking to the kids and being like, hey, you guys all right? Right. But, yeah, they're way the fuck down there, and I don't know, man. It's scary, but, you know. Shout out to that mom who didn't let her son go. I know, seriously. And then it ended up being i mean also i feel bad for that kid because from now on his mom is gonna be like no you can't go to that

concert yeah no i have a feeling about that dance no and he can't argue it now yeah because she's like did not predict the cave okay so shut the fuck up stay in your room can't argue it uh and we also just wanted to mention you know we talked earlier talked earlier how the North Korea talks are not going as well as the president apparently thinks they are. So Mike Pompeo is on his way back to try and get them to agree to, you know. Specific. Yeah, specific things that, you know, were not in the contract. The page and a half document that was like, we are friends. So everybody knows that Trump called Kim Jong-un

Rocket Man in a tweet when things were at their most tense. Apparently, Kim Jong-un asked Trump at their Singapore meeting, what the fuck does Rocket Man mean? The fuck was that, bro? Yeah. And Trump's response was, you ever heard the elton john song uh to which the literal fucking hermit king responded no we were not huge elton john's

fans in north korea so i mean he did sell out the arena last month but i didn't make it to that show but like what the fuck is he talking about so uh the Secretary of State is on his way to meet with Kim Jong-un again to see if there's an actual chance of an agreement that means something. And he's bringing him an Elton John CD signed by Donald Trump. That was blasphemous. Hey, world peace achieved. We already know he's bad at giving gifts. Like, why are we putting the fate of the free world? Like, remember that time when he just went on Fox News and did Trump Jazz for like three hours one morning on Fox and Friends?

And it was his wife's birthday. And he was like, yeah, yeah, maybe I didn't get her anything. Maybe I didn't get her much of anything. It was like, what? He's not a good gift giver. Not a good gift giver. Not a good gift giver. This is his idea of a good gift. Hey, my guy, you're signing the Elton John CD?

What the fuck is that? That's so weird. It's so stupid. But again, that's your ego, though, too, where you're like, I don't give a fuck. I'll sign this Elton John CD because that makes it worth something. I'll sign this insult that I've sent you. Right. Also, dude, you got enough money, man. Go find

an Elton John CD that's signed. Buy Elton John. Buy an Elton John. Go buy Elton John. I like that now the conversation shifted to, Kim Jong-un deserves better than a Donald Trump signed Elton John CD. Get the actual man himself. Is he the piano man?

No, that's Billy Joel. Well, whatever we call Elton. He's the circle of life. The circle of life, the candle in the wind. Why can't we get him an authentic memorabilia? Favorite Elton John song? Favorite Elton John song? Oh, between Benny and the Jets and Circle of Life. I like Crocodile Rock because I used to have to play that in the band a lot,

but that was the most fun to play because it was a very trumpet-heavy song that we would play. What's the one where he's like, was it Andrew, my friend? Andrew, my brother. Brother, yeah, that one too. Daniel, Daniel, then Daniel, Daniel, Zaniel. Damn, Zaniel.

I love that one too. What about you? Probably Leave On. Leave On or Goodbye Yellow Brick Road okay but yeah great Daniel's also a great song

I can say we weren't listening to Elton John that much on the South Side of Chicago what so my first instance of Elton John was Circle of Life

right oh yeah Lion King who is this beautiful man singing this song listen to that voice listen to how's Daniel

god damn him though that'd be funny too you're like wait that ain't Elton John that ain't Elton John man singing this song. Listen to that voice. Listen to it. That wasn't him, though. That'd be funny, too. You're like, wait, that ain't Elton John? That ain't Elton John? That African voice ain't Elton John? Wait, hold on. Let me go back. Wait, I fucked up then.

All right, guys. We're going to take a quick break. We'll be right back. I've been thinking about you. I want you back in my life. It's too late for that. I have a proposal for you. Come up here and document my project.

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Hello, everyone. I am Lacey Lamar. And I'm Amber Ruffin, a better Lacey Lamar. Boo. Okay, everybody, we have exciting news to share. We're back with season two of the Amber and Lacey, Lacey and Amber show on Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network. You thought you had fun last season? Well, you were right. And you should tune in today for new fun segments like sister court and listening to lacy's steamy

dms we've got new and exciting guests like michael beach that's my husband daphne spring daniel thrasher peppermint morgan jay and more you gotta watch us no you mean you have to listen to us i mean you can still watch us but you gotta listen like if you're watching us you have to tell us like if you're out the window you have to say hey i'm watching you outside of the window just just you know what listen to the amber and lacy lacy and amber show on will ferrell's big money players network on the iheart radio app apple podcast or wherever you get your podcasts and we're back and you guys yet another trump jazz rally he shit his mouth for like an hour straight shit his own mouth in montana poop in the mouth all the hits uh i think we have a couple clips yeah he done all the hits which is great because we all know that a Trump rally is like a concert for scared white people where they like love to get together and they can all cheer for the same ignorant talking points that are based on reality.

So the one that got talked about most was when he talked about Elizabeth Warren, his favorite Native American politician that he calls Pocahontas. Let's say I'm debating Pocahontas, right? I promise you I'll do this. I will take, you know those little kits they sell on television for $2? Learn your heritage. We will take that little kit and say, but we have to do it gently. Because we're in the Me Too generation, so we have to be very gentle jesus christ wait what and we will very gently take that kid and we will slowly toss it hoping it doesn't hit her and

injure her arm he thinks i think he thinks it's a rape pregnancy test i don't know what it is the way he gestures to i don't know why the Me Too shit has anything to do with him. We'll do it very gently. Very gently. God damn, man. He is just like. When I insert it, it won't assault it. I'll do it gently.

So casually, effortlessly rapey, I feel like. Yeah. He is just. He's a. Anyway, again, that's why we were like, even when we were talking about, do we put this in the show? Because like, OK, we can do the thing where Agent Shithead says the thing that gets everyone pissed off. Yeah.

I guess that's one thing. This is going to be a thing. If she runs for president and just, you know, I did a little bit of research on it. DNA tests are notoriously bad at tracing native DNA. And also, this is a very common narrative in Oklahoma. Like, everybody's family has, like, a backstory of, you know, some relative that was Native American. And an independent genealogist said that this is, like, the most common misconception. People always think that they have some sort of Native American blood. And sometimes their parents are right, and sometimes their parents are lying.

I know somebody who grew up being like, yeah, no, Iakta and then his dad did a dna test and that's all czech czechoslovakian yep and that was just not true it was like 0.02 percent uh native american so well i definitely know we have indian amar in our family well that's what all black people say too but that's true we have pictures because like you know That's what all black people say, too. But that's true. We have pictures because, like, you know, when the slaves were freed, like, the only other people that were going to rock with them were Native Americans. They were like, hey, we're both bros. Oh, you got some Indian in your blood? Yeah, they're like, oh, look at you.

You got that good hair. Yeah, that good hair. That's what it is. Yeah, because blood quantum is a very tough thing to, I guess, yeah, quantify in these situations. They said more than 819,000 people told the 2010 census they are at least part Cherokee, despite the federally recognized Cherokee tribe only having half as many members. But the point is that she never got famous for this. She never benefited from this. The Harvard Law School professor who recruited her for the position that she supposedly used this for

was like, yeah, that has nothing to do with why we hired her. I had no idea that she even was part Native American because, like, why would I? And it was just like she listed herself as part Native American in a, like, guide to faculty at law schools. So I'm here. So I guess his outrage is that she misrepresented herself right her ethnicity right to donald trump that's so offensive right to the to the native american people that he loves so much that somebody would be out here trying to be a pretend uh member of their tribe i'd come on you don't care and that's just like the one thing that he has because other than that

you know he's like you know, because she was trying to regulate the stock market and banks and stuff. Well, never mind. So he'll just call her this pejorative. I'm offended he's trying to be a man and a human. That's what I'm offended because he's not. I'm offended by that. Yeah, well, look,

we're going to have to deal with it for a few more years maybe. A few more years. We'll see what happens. Trump 2020? Well, no, no, no. A few more years. We'll see what happens. Trump 2020? Well, no, no, no. Well, who knows? Who knows?

Who knows? We'll see how midterms go, and then maybe he'll be like, I'm going to take my ball and go home. Another thing we have to look forward to is his meeting with Putin. Yeah, which, again, I guess the other thing that we want to talk about of all the Trump jazz songs that he did was his new favorite one, which is called Normalizing Putin. So this is like a few bars from that section. They're going, Will President Trump be prepared? You know, President Putin is KGB and this and that.

You know what? Putin's fine. He's fine. We're all fine with people. Will I be prepared? Totally prepared. I've been preparing for this stuff my whole life. They don't say that.

They don't say that. Yeah. Yeah. He has been being real chummy with Eastern Europeans for a very long time. That's true. I guess, yeah, in that sense. Yeah. So, I mean, the way he says it's such a defensive thing it's like yo you're so

guilty man when you're like hey putin's fine i'm fine we're fine like why are you why are you including yourself right because you know that in your mind you're like well putin and i are aligned so let me be like we're fine we don't don't worry about us we're not fucking we're not about to back track in syria and hand the keys over to russia to the middle east which is about to backtrack in Syria and hand the keys over to Russia to the Middle East, which is about to happen in July if a lot of the reporting is pretty accurate, and even from some other things on the internet that I've read. I mean, yeah, that one-on-one is going to be very interesting because I have a feeling. Haven't they met before?

They've met before already, right? They have at the G20, I think. And then this will be now another one-on-one off the books no aids no nothing just mano y mano uh so they'll kiss they'll kiss seven minutes in heaven and then the aids will come in and then they'll drive you and then the aids yeah they'll be like they're like oh god just all right just give them another few minutes um yeah but i think one of the things that to really look look out for is just sort of like what the U.S.'s position on Syria, how that's going to shift after this meeting, because it seems

like Israel is ready to do a deal with Russia, too, if that means restraining Iran. And then the U.S. will somehow be like, oh, yeah, Assad's cool now, suddenly, even though he's attacking his own people. Right. Yeah. So that's the theory is that this was at least part of the agreement with Russia is America going over to Russia's side in the Syrian conflict. Right. And so we'll see if we start shifting our position on Syria.

Because a lot of the rumors like initially when Jared Kushner was even saying like, why are you trying to set up those back channels? Why are you trying to set up those back channels? And he was trying to say, oh, about Syria and fighting ISIS when some of the other reporting, especially from investigative journalists, seem to say that some of them are suggesting that the whole point of those was to, it wasn't about fighting ISIS, but aligning with Assad and switching that. So, cool. Do you guys have one of the Elton John, the thing you say about Elton John? No.

All right. I don't want to jump. What if you don't? Can I read this to you guys? one of the Elton John, the thing you say about Elton John? No. All right. I don't want to jump. What if you don't? Can I read this to you guys? Yes. No. I desperately want you to. It makes no sense whatsoever.

This is an actual quote. I have broken more Elton John records. He seems to have a lot of records. And I, by the way, I don't have a musical instrument. I don't have a guitar or an organ. No organ. Elton has an organ. And lots of other people helping.

No, we've broken a lot of records. We've broken virtually every record. Because, you know, look, I only need this space. They need much more room. For basketball, for hockey, and all the sports, they need a lot of room. We don't need it. We have people in the space. So we break all of these records. Really, we do

it without the musical instruments. This is the only musical. The mouth. And hopefully the brain attached to the mouth, right? The brain. More important than the mouth is the brain. The brain is much more important.

That was a wonderful rendition. It shook me to my core because at one point I forgot you were reading a Donald Trump quote. And I was like, yo, Jaquese is in a bad place. And like objectively just hearing someone read it, you're like, oh no. It's bad, dude. You're not well. You're not well. That did not make sense.

He has an organ. And he fucking sucks. And it makes sense at all. Well. He breaks all the records. I think he's in the early stages of dementia. Oh. He has to be.

He's definitely entering senility with haste. Yeah. At the very least. But, yeah. Or he's just like a very, very confident old white dude who's just like never been told like, yo, shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up, dude. Shut the fuck up.

What you're saying makes no sense. And it's just, he's just coasting on confidence and he literally has nothing to say. Someone just needs in public to be like, yo, shut the fuck up. You sound fucking dumb, my man. My man. My man. My man. Like, I feel like that would be like really hard for him.

Like, what? Oh. Yeah. My man. My man. I feel like that would be really hard for him. Like, what? Oh. Yeah. Maybe the very last person to ever tell him that would be our good friend, Scotty Prue Babies, who has tendered his resignation because the liberals were mean to him and his family. Unrelenting attacks on him. And again, this falls in line with this whole idea that calling you on your is an attack that's good no my man you're attacking

us with your yeah you're attacking us when you're wasting our money propaganda to buy yourself a 43 000 silence cone or having a 19 man 247 security detail or all this other dumb tactical polos and pens and lotions and snacks from Dean and DeLuca, and the list goes on and on. And yeah, it got fucking, you know, it got to a point where I guess Trump probably leaned on him, although he was like, oh, you know, this was his decision, but we all know how shit works. It probably became, even to him, clear.

Because I remember at one point, Laura Ingraham was even tweeting, like, Scott Pruitt is the swamp. And I was like, what? Laura Ingrahamram get over here normalizing white supremacists and suddenly you have you found your consciousness as a quote-unquote conservative yeah but yeah that's to me the biggest fucking all the fuckery of this is we knew i mean scott pruitt was going to do whatever he was going to do because as long as he was allowed to and there was no criticism from the gop at all. It wasn't until after he's out that they're like, yeah, it's a good thing he left.

It's like, yo, Marco Rubio and all you. Where was that energy when he was in the midst of all this nonsense? And that just shows you that they're fully just here to enable Trump. I mean, we knew that. But it's like even this is like an obvious thing. Like if you took a side on this, people wouldn't be like, ooh, that's kind of a hot take, my guy. You're going to go against the kleptocrat? Because normally I feel like conservatives, like crony capitalism was the shit they hated.

Or like this kind of corruption was the shit that they would, like as a party, were like, no, this is disgusting. This is not how it works because they're so tight with their money. But when you have a guy coming in and just undoing all the obama stuff right it's all good and that's also just all you know things that they say but when or when republican presidents are in office they spend just as much if not more than yeah uh democratic presidents but yeah that laura ingram quote and the fact that people are turning on him almost suggests that there's like a law of conservation of energy when it comes to cognitive dissonance like they only have so much energy they can expend on like ignoring the fact that trump is the opposite of all of their values so like they're just like they're like okay we can't waste it all on on this fucking pruitt guy right well

because then it also helps the narrative too that when he when he's out, then they can all be like, well, we got him. I mean, that was bad. We had you see good people. Yeah. Yeah. And then they have, you know, see, we we slash our own. Right. Yeah, exactly. When they're that bad. Well, yeah. I mean, once that teacher holding her child came up to him. I know. I mean, that's that's when we knew something was wrong. Yeah. All right, guys. So on the 3rd of July, words started spreading. There was going to be a civil war. Alex Jones called a shot, said the liberal media was working with the Democratic Party and Les Resistance on an uprising that was going to happen on July 4th. that was going to happen on July 4th, which might be the shortest, stupidest window

any prognosticator has ever given themselves to just be totally wrong about something. Like he could have, if he had said that they were planning this for Christmas, he could have like- Milked it. Milked the shit out of it. It would be such a huge story

by the time Christmas rolled around. Probably would have gotten a couple pizza places shot up. He could have done all the things he likes to do. But he picked like less than a huge story. By the time Christmas rolled around, probably would have gotten a couple pizza places shot up. He could have done all the things he likes to do. But he picked less than a week out, so there was just no time to build up. Someone duped him, though. You know what I mean? I wonder. Someone must have really been gassing him up where he was like, fuck it.

Yeah, tomorrow. I'm going to say it. Tomorrow? Okay, fuck it. I'll say it. How stupid do you? Come on, man. July 4th.

Right. You can't have a civil war without black people all right and that's a day off and we eating ribs and man we got the itis we ain't fighting nobody we sleep man we sleepy we fight each other something we fight each other right we fight each other for a spot on the couch yeah um so we did see uh the first shots fired in what could end up being the Civil War because Alan Dershowitz is being shunned by the society on Martha's Vineyard. He is no longer being invited to parties, no longer getting invited to the dinners that he used to get invited to. Not the dinners. He fucking went out and wrote an op-ed about this and was like, you guys are being childish.

And it's just, it's such a just tone deafness. He considers himself a liberal because he voted for Obama twice and Hillary and contributed money to her campaign. And his main point is that like, you know, and this is something I've heard from conservatives that Trump's civil liberties are being violated by the Mueller investigation. But he's existing in a world that stopped existing in 2016. Right. Like now being a moderate, like, involves implicitly supporting overtly racist language policies and, like, action.

Right. racist language policies and like action. Right. So yeah, he's calling balls and strikes based on politeness and the smooth running of like a polite society. And we're talking about children being torn from their families and, you know, just outright racism and like, you know, spurring on hate crimes. Yeah. Of course, people, I mean, shout out to the, I guess, good people of Martha's Vineyard.

It sounds like a place I'll never go to or have the access of Martha's Vineyard. But I guess, hey, hold it down because that's – I mean, this guy, he must not realize what Fox News is and what it looks like when you bring your skeletal ass up on screen and you want to defend this president. You look terrible. And he must – he really must be so disconnected from the optics of that, that he's like, just like, Oh, I don't know what happened. I'm just I'm working with the president. I mean, to put him in context, he is he like chills with like all the most powerful people like he's tight with the Clintons just because he goes to the same parties as them, right? Like

he's one of the people who was also, you know, found to be on those flight logs on that billionaire pedophile's private jet where it's been suggested underage women were like sexually assaulted by titans of industry. What do they call it? The Lolita Express. That's disgusting. And it was like, you know, Clinton was on the flight log. Trump was on the flight log and Dershowitz was all over the flight log.

He defended this guy. Right. So he's, you know. That's the guy who they were connecting, like, the underage sex shit happening at Mar-a-Lago, right? Right. Exactly. Yeah. He supposedly recruited some of these young women when they were underage from being, like,

towel girls at Mar-a-Lago, which sounds like the worst job possible. A towel girls at Mar-a-Lago, which sounds like the worst job possible. Towel girl at Mar-a-Lago. Second to worst job because of what they recruited her for. Yeah, this whole civility nonsense, it's again, you're being held accountable for your actions. And if those don't line up with your friends, they're telling you,

hi, we don't support this bullshit. So maybe you should take that on too as a sign that, maybe take a second and be like, okay, well, what are they saying? Are they saying that I'm aligned with this really shameful president and the way he behaves

of normalizing white supremacy and just this outright xenophobia to just stoke the fires of people's fear in this country yeah that's not good and if you're a man of reason you should be able to look at look upon that and say yeah maybe this isn't this isn't a winning strategy their power dynamics are just all off they are like they're being uncivil to poor people and people who are a different race than them and people who are just trying to fucking swim at a swimming pool right and they are objecting because their most

powerful people are not being invited to parties or being asked to leave restaurants it's like that doesn't that doesn't get you sympathy when people are speaking truth to power right right you guys are going the other way going the the other way. You're going down to the vulnerable. Like, they just, it seems like the Republican Party's, like, party line is just punching down right now. Yeah. It's an interesting strategy, guys. And you want to talk about civility, though. Do you see pro-choice advocates murdering pro-life advocates and shit like that? No.

I mean, abortion doctors literally get been murdered. Right. You know what I mean? Look at that kind of behavior. That is what needs to be analyzed and looked through a little bit more. Not people simply objecting to these just fucking outrageous policies that have been enacted by this government. That's Americans saying, wait, hold on.

This is not the America that I'm trying to live in or that I believe it can be. So, right. Yeah. We're going to live in or that I believe it can be. Right. Yeah. We'll call you out all day. Yeah. Sorry. And this idea, you guys probably talked about this, but the post that or the tweet that Stephen King made. Yeah.

Yeah. This idea that, you know, if we can all just get along. Yeah. It's ridiculous. I mean, no. Stephen King tweeted we all need to get along. No, no, no. Like hug your Trump supporting friend you haven't talked to since the election.

Hug your liberal snowflake friend that you haven't spoken to. Stephen King said that? The author Stephen King. We just need love. Because he's usually good at talking shit about Trump. Yeah. I think, but that's him going back to the civility thing. Yeah, like be civil.

But you know what? There's not... I don't understand. How am I supposed to advocate for me trying to eliminate racism or limit racism as much as possible by embracing racism? Right. Right. I don't know how to do that. You know what? I hate when you are racist, but today I'll hug you. Yeah.

Right. Like, no. No. No. No. This is... That's where we're saying, hold on. There are limits to what I can accept. Right. And now I'm I'm drawing the line at separating families or, you know, retroactively trying to look at people like who have been naturalized to see whether or not they were properly naturalized and ripping families apart.

It's like, come on. Yeah. It's like if somebody's punching me in the face. Because they hate me and I hate that they're punching me in the face and you tell me, go hug that person today. Right. No. If I get a chance, I'm going to punch them in the fucking face. Well, all that's happening is the person that is punching you learns that whatever they're doing is fine. It's fine.

And it's not. And there's no consequences. And you need to accept that. No, I'm not here to accept someone's racist bullshit. Yeah. consequences repercussions no i'm not here to accept someone's racist bullshit yeah yeah that's why we need to speak out because motherfuckers don't realize that this is not the look this is not the wave we're on i think that's a really important point that a lot of this shit is being done obliviously and like it's not they're just like why is that wrong this isn't racism i don't see how this is racism you saying it's racism is reverse racism

like yeah that's you can't you can't get anywhere by allowing that behavior to go on you need to fight all that person make it uncomfortable yeah if the person goes well that's racist and you just go okay because you think you're at an impasse like no it's like no i vehemently disagree with you right i am fixed in my position against this problematic viewpoint you have right and i will not change you can do whatever the fuck you want but don't get mad at me because i'm not willing to jump in there with you yeah all right guys let's take a quick break we'll be right back i've been thinking about you i want you back in my life. It's too late for that. I have a proposal for you.

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or wherever you get your podcasts. And don't worry, we promise to avoid any black holes. Most of the time. And we're back. And it's time for a quick check-in with menga and specifically lacroix boy oh no your guy uh his name is nick caparella uh which sounds like a fake name from a daytime soap opera uh he is 82 and he is rich as fuck he has like 4.1 billion dollars and he was just accused of was he groping the pilots who were flying his private jet

yeah two pilots i think multiple times two men yeah so this is different this is yeah this i mean not different well i mean i mean we have the terry spacey and other space i guess whatever not to say it's different whatever it's yes so this is two former pilots who like some really aggressive groping like just coming into the cockpit and rubbing and groping their leg in a sexual manner reaching up toward their sexual organs uh now are those like organs mouth organs or that's different than the organ that elton john has right right no i mean this guy's fucking weird and like if you've read they're like he writes these letters to shareholders of the company that read like just wacky trump quotes i mean i don't know what his politics are

but his writing style is very much in line with Trump. Yeah, it is stream of consciousness, Trump-inspired, just nonsense. Once again, like when I was saying that Colangelo's tweets read like they were written by Trump, the headlines in tabloids read like they're written by Trump, and this dude's letter to press releases read like they're written by trump and this dude's letter to you know uh press releases read like they're written

by trump it's like fizz revenues have grown 60 over the last 10 years all organic growth all caps no acquisitions all caps organic growth has now accelerated uh exclamation point all caps he's got that just first quarter 2018 best ever second quarter growth steadfast yeah like i get fucking stressed reading this shit yeah but uh yeah this i didn't realize the company that owns a croix national beverage uh they own like fago and shasta so i guess uh you know to the all the the juggalos out there yeah this is your guy really like he is capturing the zeitgeist first he had the juggalos out there, this is your guy. Really, he is capturing the zeitgeist. First he had the juggalos.

Now he's got just the whole world. He moved on from the juggalos to just all people in an entire generation because apparently LaCroix is now outselling Coke and Pepsi in the United States. That's fucking crazy. Wow. Because it tastes like nothing. It is so nasty. What are we going to do? I know Super Reducer Nick Stumpf likes LaCroix.

I fuck with LaCroix. I don't know. Do we just have to throw it off the roof? Go full Crystal Geyser? I think we're going to have to go Crystal Geyser, which is a great, superior product. It is, but it's just the hint of flavor. Yeah, that's true. The hint of flavor.

You know what? Fuck it. I have to go back to Talking Rain, the first bullshit carbonated water I used to drink. I still fuck with Talking Rain. Talking Rain, yeah. That was kind of on the scene first. But, you know, it's interesting reading about sort of the idea for LaCroix of how they sort of basically wanted to market it as a women's drink.

Because at first, he was selling energy drinks, and he noticed it was mostly men drinking energy drinks and he's like how do we get the women so that's why like the packaging was sort of meant to be a little bit softer and more inviting to the fairer sex right whatever the fuck he was thinking like woman doritos was yeah right less crunch less crunch but yeah so but and then i guess once people caught on to high fructose corn syrup and like sugar just being awful for you, then he was like, oh shit,

okay, I guess everybody likes LaCroix. So yeah, we'll see what happens with you Nick Caporello, but the Zeitgang, we may have to

put you to rest. Yeah, we'll see. We'll see. We'll see. As we crack open LaCroix. No, we have to be strong.

It's so refreshing, Miles. No, you know what? I'm just... Is there any... I'm drinking soda. Is there something out there that no matter what the CEO says, you ain't getting rid of it?

Like, Popeye's chicken. I mean... New biscuits. I'm kind of already there with Nike. Don't make me dig in right now, man. I'm kind of already there with Nike. Yeah, Nike's probably in right now, man. I'm kind of already there with Nike. Yeah, Nike's probably the most problematic brand. Nike's been so fucking problematic for so long, and I just can't quit you, Nike.

Just can't quit you, Nike. It's my broke boy 90s mentality, right? I know, it really is. I couldn't afford Nikes, like the ones I wanted, and now that I work, I'm fulfilling this old goal. Maybe, I don't know, maybe what else? Ah, Chick-fil-A. Chick- else? Ah, Chick-fil-A. Chick-fil-A. Chick-fil-A.

They're fucked up. I mean, I could let that go, but I think Nike's probably the hardest thing for me. Yeah. And, you know, gun manufacturers, like the handguns that I buy. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, I feel bad about that.

Yeah. What was that? Oh, yeah. Hobby Lobby. Yeah, yeah. I can never really get rid of. But where are you going to get that enamel paint for your model trains? Yeah.

You know what I mean? Mm-hmm. Yeah. What else? Pepe the Frog t-shirts. I say the Frog t-shirts are good. You know what? They're so cool.

They're so cool. There's something about Pepe, man. I don't know. Listen, man. The Make America Great Again hats. I can't not wear my Make America Great Again hat. It just puts some wind through your hair, but you're still blocking the sun. Oh, shout out to the dude who ripped that hat off that young man's head.

Oh, that shit was so funny. And that was the top story on Dredge yesterday. Teen assaulted for wearing Make America Great Again hat. He had a drink thrown in his face like yeah it should be it should be read motherfuckers are trying to antagonize marginalized people with their maga hats and act fucking surprised when you encounter someone who is incited at the mere sight of it yep come on now seriously they know what they're doing and that's why afterwards a lot of these people like to be so antagonistic and rock their MAGA hats and like Howard University and do shit like that.

Yeah. And then when you have to answer for that and you are encountering people who are like, what the fuck? Get that shit out of my face. Then they're like, oh. Right. They look so scared. They all look like that one dude who took off all his clothes at the Proud Boy March. Oh, shit.

When he got chased down. He was like, I'm sorry. It was a joke. It was a joke. And like took off his white polo. Yeah March. Oh, shit. When he got chased down, he was like, I'm sorry, it was a joke, and took off his white polo. Yeah. I feel like that's a common energy. I think because a lot of people just think the troll world is the same like on the internet where you can just do your inflammatory shit and then you let it cook and then you can still go about your day.

But you do that IRL in real life. In real life. It's different. My avatar is now a human being in front of you who... You don't have no keyboards to stroke. Clean that meat before you let it cook. Clean that meat before you let it cook.

Scarlett Johansson, you guys. We're moving out left to Hollyweird. What? Scarlett Johansson has been cast to play a trans woman in a new movie that actually sounds dope. And the casting just seems a little off. Her agent's response was, well, talk to Jeffrey Tambor's agent if you want to.

Jared Leto and Felicity Huffman. So. Oh, no, no, no. That's not the way you talk about this because representation is fucking important. And you are ready to go in that Ghost in the Shell movie. And is it the same director? It's the same director. Is it really?

Yes. So first of all, motherfucker. So it's like, how did you not learn from that time? Right. That movie fucking tanked and you looked so bad. How are you now moving on to do the exact same fucking thing? They must assign that ironclad deal with the studio where it's like, oh, I got a two-picture deal. I'm going to have to do the second one.

I don't think, yes, representation matters. But it's not so much that she is playing this role. It's that she now has a history of playing roles. And then sticking her chest out and being like, well, I don't care. Yeah. Where, like, yeah, Jared Leto played a transgendered, what was that movie? He played a transgendered, what was that movie?

He played a transgendered woman, right? And I didn't see, Dallas Buyers Club? Is that the movie? Or Lincoln Lawyer? Yeah, trans woman in Dallas Buyers Club. So, yeah. I mean, also, like, thankfully we as a society are changing. And what we need as representation in Hollywood and what we want and what should be represented in Hollywood with the people playing these roles.

But you got a history. You got a history. You got to know better. Yeah, she should know better. And she should have been like, ooh, am I taking somebody's spot? Yeah. Am I not creating space? Because that's the other thing that we talk about. When you are in these positions of power, you have the ability to create the space for these other people who you can let in now right you know what i mean and she had the power to say i honestly

think it would probably be better if you honored this part by hiring an actual transgender person well who was an actor who can who can who could take this role yeah but instead you want to you know just probably thinking about how do i get an os or some shit. Yeah, exactly. Guys, also don't appeal to old shit and be like, well, why weren't you mad then? We're evolving. We're here. The society is changing. Especially if you work in the film industry. Jesus.

Yeah, Scarlett Johansson, you should just play white women from here on out. Yeah. Just play white women. Or computers. Or computers. Actually, you know what? Nah, man. My phone could have did women. Or computers. Or computers. Or computers. Actually, you know what? Nah, man. My phone could've did that. Yeah, exactly. They should've gotten Siri for that. They could've got Siri for that.

Alright, guys. It is time for a much overdue check-in with Bloidwatch. We missed it last week. Miles was not here to remind us. Oh, so it's my fault. My fault, guys. Yeah, exactly.

Miles took time off. And I fucked it up. What the fuck do you expect, Miles? So our update is either lots of people are fucking or David Pecker is horny right now because there's just all sorts of sex stuff going on. Ben Affleck's girlfriend is supposedly pregnant. They say he's making room in his bat cave. That's two different tabloids.

Davy Becks, David Beckham knocked up his kid's teacher. Kate Hudson is pregnant. And these are all allegedly reported by a source. I take them as truth. Kate Hudson is pregnant and got dumped by her boyfriend because they took a flight together and were not talking when they walked off of the plane in JFK. Oh, so then they're like, so they broke up.

Yes, they clearly broke up. But this made me realize, because they mentioned that this is her third baby daddy and the last two, they ended up breaking up after they had the kid. And they pointed out that her and the last two like they ended up breaking up after they had the kid and uh they point out that uh her and the lead singer the black crows broke up after they had their son who is now 14 which is crazy because my first job out of college was working at the soho house in new york as a

butler and i waited on like i took care of them while they were staying at the Soho House in New York and she was crazy pregnant with that now 14 year old and like buying all of Soho, like the entire shopping district of Soho and like storing it in her hotel room and then at the end of their stay, I had to transfer that all down

into the Black Crowes tour bus and the lead singer was just like, Jesus what have I done like there's we used to put instruments in yeah exactly but that's how I instrument the mouth and the mouth the organ mouth or it's also the brain which sells out the Madison Square Gardens for the knickerbockers right despite my brain and I am powerful ps.com now the organ is what they used to call harmonicas actually and yeah they also have a section sex secrets

of the stars and ludicrous because we all want to know how ludicrous fucks is he finally tag teaming off the ropes what else you guys seeing in the chocolate chocolate making well i have one right in front of me and for the that entire last segment we did i tried to find his name

but i cannot find his name there's josh brolin yes josh brolin i went to college with josh brolin uh i'm 72 um no there's a picture of josh brolin at a premiere for uh sicario and There's a picture of Josh Brolin at a premiere for Sicario. And there's a dude right behind him as he's taking a selfie that I went to college with. Oh, really? That I cannot find. Yeah, this dude right here. I can't find his fucking name. With the glasses?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. Yo, he looks like a douchebag. He was cool. I mean, he was cool. You recognized his tattoo. I recognized't know. Yo, he looks like a douchebag. I don't know why. He was cool. I mean, he was cool. You recognized his tattoo. I recognized his tattoo.

That's what it was. I recognized his face, but I confirmed it with a tattoo. Oh, wait, never mind. He got a Lego Stormtrooper tattoo. Okay, I fuck with that. He looks like a douchebag. Lego tattoo. Oh, no, he cool.

He cool. He cool. I'm a douchebag. Never mind. He kind of looks like Jack Osborne kind of mixed with uh jermaine clement anyway that's a deep cut super deep cut doesn't look like jack osborne anymore i know totally different looking dude he's like a grown-up human being who oh he's like super slimmed down yeah he doesn't really wear glasses anymore or like not the same glasses uh This ain't your mom's Jack Osborne. Yeah.

So I guess a couple other things I would point out is, I mean, they're talking more about Johnny Depp. I didn't realize that he spent $5 million to shoot Hunter S. Thompson's ashes out of a cannon. Yeah. Good use of money. Cindy Crawford and Randy Gerber may be splitting up. No! Which I have a personal connection to. I've been to their house before when I was shooting a video

for Vogue magazine, and she was one of the kindest hosts I have ever encountered. And that was the day that they sold Casamigos for $1 billion. So it was like a party in there. I'd be kind too. Oh yeah. And then she brought out all these margaritas, and I was like, I have to drive. She's like, no,

no, no. And really, really wonderful people. But hey, billion dollar divorce. I know. That is always the fact that she was so kind and she was like my first crush when I was like a very small child. Yeah. I've never forgotten that. Yeah.

I've never forgotten that you told me that story. She is so kind. I'll have to post a photo from their house that's now probably going to, I think they sold it in June. It took a loss on that thing. Bought it for $50 million. And goodness me. Another thing I'll point out is that on Us Weekly, basically there was an ad on the front.

Like they gave cover space to an ice cream, like to sell an ad, which makes me believe that they really need the money. Yeah. If they're putting – like they're selling ad space on the cover, typically you will not see an ad on a cover of a magazine. No, that's not good. Maybe the back cover or inside. No, no, no.

It's just, you know, one thing to look out for. Maybe as people realize that most of this shit is lies, they'll buy it less, but I doubt it because they're still

cooking them up. Beauties and their beasts. Why Hollywood A-listers stay with their cheated man oh they have beyonce chloe and jen i forgot her last name electra oh jennifer gardner jennifer gardner yeah jennifer gardner and who's her who's her beast i'm guessing i'm guessing it's been affleck but she didn't stay with him the She didn't stay with him. What the fuck are they talking about? Yeah. Is Chloe still with Tristan? I don't know. I don't think so.

Also, I just think about that lyric in that Kanye album when he was like, oh, Tristan, he better be balling like Kobe. I'm like, excuse you, what? Right. Tristan Thompson cannot score.

He scored negative two points. Yeah, he said, unless you're balling like Kobe or Tristan. Yeah. Like they go together. And yeah. Ah, whatever. Yeah. Like they go together. And yeah. Ah, whatever.

Well. Kanye, not a huge basketball fan. All there. Yeah. Right. Oh, and there's another thing. Isn't someone saying they're getting divorced? Yes.

Oh, yeah. Kanye and Kim getting divorced. Because why? Because he cried at the Louis Vuitton show? Right. Because he hugged Virgil and started crying? Yeah. I guess for some reason him crying and hugging a friend was the last straw. So we'll see.

Are those tears in your eyes? Yeah. She's like Kanye. You didn't cry when I gave birth. Yeah. Those jealousy tears, man. They'll get you. Jockeys.

Yes. It's been a goddamn pleasure having you as always. Thank you, guys. What's this? Am I a five-time champion now? Is this my fifth time on the show? I think so. Seems like it. I'm one more away from my Michael Jordan and then I'm retiring.

Oh yeah. Yeah, thanks for having me guys. You could do better than Jordan. I'm on my way to my Robert Horry. Get me on here when I'm at seven. Does he have the most? Nah, Bill Russell. Bill Russell, yeah. They won like the entirety of the 60s, right? Yeah. Bill Russell's the Jamie Loftus. Bill Russell's the Jamie Loftus. I ain't never gonna catch Bill Russell. Bill Russell, yeah. They won like the entirety of the 60s, right? Yeah. Bill Russell is the Jamie Loftus.

Bill Russell is the Jamie Loftus. Jamie Loftus is Bill Russell. I ain't never going to catch Bill Russell, but I can shoot for Robert Ory. There you go. Jack East, where can people find you, follow you on Twitter, and what is a tweet you've been enjoying? Oh, a tweet I've been enjoying. Like a tweet that, oh, this is new.

It doesn't have to be yours. It doesn't have to be yours? Yeah. Okay. Just a tweet you like that you think our audience might like to hear about. Well, first, as always, you can find me in these streets. But you can also find me at JockeysNeil on Twitter. And, of course, at Culture Kings Pod.

Make sure you're listening. As of this episode, our last episode was completely about LeBron James going to the Lakers. Yep. Miles Gray was on it. You guys wouldn't happen to have opinionated takes on LeBron James, would you? Oh, no. Never. I was almost in disbelief of what I was hearing.

Oh, shit. Tony Parker has agreed to a two-year deal with Charlotte. Did you just read that? Oh. Damn. The spurs are just cutting. The spurs are cutting. Yeah, so find me on that. And then there's – I like this.

I want to give my man more followers. So Cody Ziegler. Zig Zaddy Kane. Zig Zaddy Kane. He used to be involved with the Culture Kings pod. He is now resting in peace. He is alive. Resting in peace uh he's not he is alive but he just wrote a tweet and it was like toes are nasty and that was it oh i saw that yeah and

then danny came in there in the in the mentions danny was like my toes are cute yeah and i told him like man start licking them feet It's all relative It's all relative So go follow my man Zick My toes are cute relative to other people's toes Relative to a hobbit's feet Right exactly My toes are not cute relative to anything

Miles where can people find you Follow you You would not say that if you have seen my toes Where can people find you follow you Wait? You would not say that if you have seen my toes. Where can people find you, follow you? Wait, are your toes nasty? I got weird long toes. Oh, I got to see them. Yeah, they're fucked up.

Yeah, we'll look after the show. Now I'm so distracted. I am so excited to see your toes. You can find me on Twitter and Instagram at milesofgray. And I was just laughing because of Scott Pruitt's tweet from Mike Leffingwell. He says, let's get that mom who told pruitt to resign to do everybody else now because who knows i still deeply hope that that woman somehow got through to him that would be amazing to me but yeah check that out

um i'm going to quote one brandon wardell who said how do I tell my parents I'm random sideways smile and uh I also like this tweet that is aging by the moment uh Jaws is the most American 4th of July movie because it's the one in which an elected official acting on behalf of business interests allow several of his constituents to be literally eaten alive by a problem he was warned about. Wow. That is courtesy of Jason Lee. Speaks to the number. Yeah. And you can follow me at Jack underscore O'Brien on Twitter. You can follow us at Daily Zeitgeist on Twitter.

We're at The Daily Zeitgeist on Instagram. We have a Facebook fan page and a website, DailyZeitgeist.com, where we post our episodes and our footnotes, where we link off to the information that we talked about in today's episode, as well as the song that we ride out on Miles West. How can I beat your day? Okay, well, you know, just to keep the LaCroix boy theme going. How did they miss that and go with soy boy?

LaCroix boy is so much more of the minute. Oh, you feel like as a pejorative? Yeah, as a pejorative. LaCroix boy? You know what? Because, you know, at the end, I bet even the all right man is LaCroix. Like the soy, because it's not like,

you know, there's no Alex Jones. I love that pomple mousse, man. You can't be drinking the LaCroix because the mango flavor will make you brown.

Beetle juice? Yeah. No, that was like more Rush Limbaugh. I mean, yeah, Beetle juice is more, you know, kind of like your...

Anyway, so, yeah, this is Big Dipper, LaCroix Boy. I was just put onto this artist, Big Dipper, by one of my old co-workers, Mike Malarkey, who actually produced the track and produces a lot of his music, too. So shout-outs to you, Mike Malarkey. I don't know if you listen or even know that I fuck with this.

But yes, Big Dipper, LaCroix Boy. All right. At least I got this, you know, R&B vibe to it all right we're gonna ride out on that we will be back on Monday have a good safe weekend everyone talk to you guys then bye I'm parched. Open the fridge. Grab a can or two. Come snuggle, babe.

And bring that water juice. So thirsty. I'll be your LaCroix boy. Crack me open Drink me down Fizz and pop Drown in these bamboo moves Lips

I'll be your La Croix boy Tiny bubbles Tickle tongues Mixing flavors just for fun Moulage in your mouth Peach, pear, apricot, tangerine Don't ever stop

Mango, cranberry Raspberry, best you ever had Lemon, lime, pure Passion fruit, orange, coconut And that pamplemousse best you ever had lemon lime pure passion fruit orange coconut and that pamplemousse and that pamplemousse and that pamplemousse

and that pamplemousse and that pamplemousse and that pamplemousse the cry boy the cry boy And that Pamphil Moose. LaCroix Boy. LaCroix Boy. Pour it for you, baby. Nice and slow, yeah.

Sipping all the flavors while you get to know me. Lay me down. Take advantage. World open wide. We poppin' cans of LaCroix, boy LaCroix, boy You know they got those skinny cans, too Oh

Bubbles Give me Bubbles, give me Bubbles, baby Bubble, bubble, trouble, no Baby bubbles My mama used to drink room temp LaCroix As a boy I thought it nasty, but now I enjoy carbonated elixir. It gives me my fix, just what I need. Sweet potion indeed. LaCroix boy. LaCroix boy. La Croix-Bois.

Love, it's so good. You turn me out. So. Love, it's so good. You turn me out. Something special in me. Make me scream and shout. La Croix La Croix Kay hasn't heard from her sister in seven years.

I have a proposal for you. Come up here and document my project. All you need to do is record everything like you always do. What was that? That was live audio of a woman's nightmare. Can Kay trust her sister, or is history repeating itself? There's nothing dangerous about what you're doing. They're just dreams.

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