The Daily Zeitgeist - Retired From Weed? Leave Melania Alone? 12.5.19

Episode Date: December 5, 2019

In episode 529, Miles and special guest host Sofiya Alexandra are joined by comedian Blair Socci to discuss Willie Nelson no longer smoking weed, Trump leaving the NATO summit early over other world leaders making fun of him, the impeachment hearings, Devin Nunes being an idiot, Melania's White House Christmas decorations, Subway suing Canadian journalists, Josh Brolin burning his asshole, and more!FOOTNOTES: Willie Nelson says he’s no longer smoking marijuana due to breathing issues Trump calls Trudeau ‘two-faced’, cancels press conference and leaves Nato summit early after video of world leaders making fun of him Who Is Jonathan Turley? Republicans’ Lone Expert on Impeachment The Trump-Ukraine Impeachment Inquiry Report “It’s very unlikely I’d be taking calls from random people.” Fox "legal analyst" Gregg Jarrett says that maybe Devin Nunes did *not* have calls with with Giuliani, the White House, and Lev Parnas, because it could've been "somebody else" using Nunes' phone, "we just don't know." Christmas at the White House Melania Trump’s Joyless Christmas Decorations Are Back to Haunt Your Nightmares Melania Trump’s Christmas decorations are lovely, but that coat looks ridiculous the absolute dumbest lowlight (so far) of fox & friends' war for melania is MOMS host rachel campos-duffy arguing that if anyone ever said michelle obama was cliche, they'd get called racist. because that's how the blacks always take criticism, right? playing the race card? Subway sues journalists for reporting its chicken is only 50% chicken—and loses Josh Brolin's butthole is sunburned and he's not happy about it WATCH: Warpaint - Whiteout (Official Audio) Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Hello, the internet. Hi. Welcome to season 11. No, season 111. Wow. Where does the time go? Episode 4 of the daily Zeitgeist production of iHeartRadio. And you know what time it is. This is the podcast where we split open America's skull, look inside and go, what the fuck? Come on, people. And off the rip, we say fuck Coke Brothers, as in fucking Coke Industries. And also fuck Fox News because we have a bunch of toxic shit. It's Thursday, December 5th, 2019. Is it 2019?

Yeah. This is what happens when I'm hosting. I don't know what time it is. I don't know how to do this opening. Bringing real strong 420 Day Fiancé. Yeah, that's really what it is. December 5th, 2019. My name is Jack O'Brien. Nope, I'm just reading the script like Ron Burgundy. And I'm through. No,

my name is Miles Gray, a.k.a. Daily Zeit, Daily Zeit, Daily Zeit guys with miles of gray. Oh, no, no, can't get boners Uh That's Poker Face by Lady Gaga

Oh I knew Oh I could've known Shout out to AtFickleMister For that Lady Gaga inspired AKA And I am thrilled to be joined by my guest co-host today An actual co-host In our very special podcast 420 day

fiance i'm gonna say this up top right now because sometimes you guys skip at the end where i keep talking about the new podcast 420 day fiance it is myself and my guest host sophia alexandro hello i'm so excited to be here and our show we we're basically high and we talk about our favorite reality show in 98. Yeah, and it's also a game show. And it's half game show. We have a scoring algorithm that no other reality recap show, I think, implements. It's very unique.

Yeah, it's also full of the kind of science that you can only get with Miles. Oh, wow. And I know when people think of you and I, they think science immediately. And if you don't, shame on you because we've got degrees. What's your degree? Science. They think science immediately. And if you don't, shame on you because we got degrees. What's your degree? Science. Oh, hell yeah. And we are thrilled

to be joined by a very special guest. Someone, look, an OG from the UCLA era and also a Southern California legend. Okay.

Blair Saki. What's up, Zeitgang? Oh, shit. I love the Zeitgang. What's up, Zeitgang? Oh, shit. I love the Zeitgang. It's great to be back. I'm thrilled to be here. It's a rainy-ass day in LA.

There's nowhere I'd rather be. You get to wear a knit hat, which is your brand. Oh, yeah. I'm always in some sort of hat. Well, I know you love to wear a nice beanie. Yeah. And sometimes LA weather doesn't actually allow us to wear clothing like that right and this is like we're here but everyone knows like la weather

is just like for any los angelinos perfect slouchy beanie weather oh yeah i feel like blair exemplifies slouchy beanie oh thank you that's not a slouchy though oh it's slouchy it's the one that's like baggy in the back. No, no, no. It's sticking up but if she wanted to make it go down it'd be a slouchy bag. I've never worn one down before downward on my head. It's always full forward

but yes. Full forward? Upward? Towards God? Straight towards God. You know what I mean? My beanie's gotta always be directed

towards God. The bigger the beanie the closer to God. Hallelujah. Holler back. Thank you for joining me today, everybody. You know, a lot of people are sick.

We're just making do. Yeah. I feel like half the city, everyone's coughing. Everyone's sick right now. It's crazy. You know, I poured myself a nice emergency before I brought my ass here. Thank you so much. That's very considerate.

Yeah. Fantastic. Well, before we dive into your brain, Blair, let's talk a little bit about what we're going to be chatting about. A surprise announcement from Willie Nelson. Big lifestyle change. Brace yourself for that one. Don't want to spoil it. Also, Trump had a very like junior high kind of time at the NATO summit.

Like he was talking shit. He was like, I'm going to go home early. I'm actually canceling the party. I'm not coming to the party. I fucking hate NATO and I hate all of you. I didn't even want to come here. I didn't even want to come here. My mom made me come because you're a

loser. I dressed up. My mom made me come because she said your mom's sick. They said we have to be friends because of school. Too real. Also, we gotta check in with the impeachment hearings Cause they I'm talking about impeaching this creep The saga continues

Cause they're still trying to impeach that creep Also you know Devin Nunes is dumb Yeah We'll examine that further Also Melania You know what time it is It's time for the White House Christmas display

So this year we get to see What she had in store Remember it was like blood forest a few years back and then it was like cold uh cold like post-apocalyptic nightmare yeah i think oh the first one was fucked up haunted forest yeah and then last year was blood blood trees yeah wow blood on the. Also, we're going to talk about, obviously, the right's reaction to people just critiquing Melania Trump's aesthetic choices, as well as a lawsuit involving Subway. And Josh Brolin burnt his asshole. Oh, wow. But you don't think that was a joke?

I don't know. We'll talk about it. Yeah, yeah. We'll talk about it. I'm excited for that. I'm all about talking about burnt assholes. Whoa. Whoa.

Uh-oh. Crazy. I only agreed to guest host if'm all about talking about burnt assholes. Whoa. Whoa. Uh-oh. Crazy. I only agreed to guest host if we were going to talk buttholes. Burnt assholes? Well, I don't know anything about the story, but my brain just went so many different places really quickly. There you go. That's what I like to see.

Fireworks. I like to see you look like, what's that meme? Isn't that from Elizabeth Huppert? Or what's that French woman? She was in that film. With all the equations around her head. Yeah, that was like three years ago. Oh, right.

That's me when we were talking about burnt dinosaurs. We're assholes. We're like, do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Where do we go with this? Okay, but first, Blair. Blair? Yeah, Miles? What's something from your search history that's revealing about who you are?

Oh, okay. Well, I was going through it, and as you know- You're going through it? No, the regular listeners know that it's usually porn, which people are always like, you use Google. But I was like, okay, I won't say that. I am really tech savvy, but actually the last thing that I Googled was- It was burnt butthole?

That would be amazing. No, it was how far is Moorpark from Los Feliz because I met a firefighter on Hinge and he lives in Moorpark. Speaking of burnt vessels. Yeah, and you know,

I just got on the app so they're a little it's very antithetical to who I am because I'm pretty shy in real life with like dating and stuff so I don't like, it's, I're a little it's very antithetical to who i am because i'm pretty shy in real life with like dating and stuff so i don't like it's i'm like it's very hard to like connect with someone i've never met on these things but yeah he had like a nice vibe what's his name i'm not telling you because i have a homie who's a firefighter in moorpark wait what's his name and has a family and i want to make sure it's not him. Oh, it's definitely not him. Okay, let's say it off mic and we'll talk.

Oh my God. Go ahead. I suspect he fucks around. I was just here to make sure you're not going to be surprised into family. That's true. I appreciate that

but also, God damn, I'm trying to believe in love. Shit. Is his name No. Okay, thank God. You laughed too loud. No.

Such a gnarly name. It sounds like you killed Hilkers before. I know what she means. Like kind of Hillside Strangler type vibe or something like that? It's got real Brock Turner energy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly. Sorry to the p***s.

I'm sure you're a nice person. Well, no one will ever know what that name was, but a boy can dream, can't they? Are you liking Hinge overall? Like, was this the first match you've had, or are you just kind of like, finally? Please, bitch, I'm matching all over the place. I know, but I mean, like, ones where you're like, I'll pursue it.

Are you interested? I'll say this. Okay, so I went on Bumble because I was like, all right, there looks like some nice men in suits on there. Do you like men in suits? I talked to some, I was like, all right, there looks like some nice men in suits on there. Do you like men in suits? I talked to some. I was like, all right, Blair, you can do this. And so I said.

Blair, you can do this. Okay. So I talked to like, I messaged like six guys and only one wrote back. And I was like, fuck this. Why do I have to do this? I'm a fucking girl. Yeah. So then I haven't gone back on uh and then

tinder no i'm looking for love i'm not trying to like fuck you know oh wow you're looking for love yeah but a bunch of people meet their long-term partners on tinder and yeah i had a homie who met uh his wife on there too yeah i mean i still go on tinder a little bit but i have i've only met up with like a few people i've barely done it at all but i'm trying to be open-minded and like have fun well fucking kill me what's something that's said having fun you like trying to be playful with your pen you're like i don't know maybe i'll put it on my nose oh my god yeah well i it's a casualty of living the life that I chose, that I'm not married with three kids in Newport Beach.

I know. Right. That fast track, you probably wouldn't have gone to college to do that lifestyle, right? No, you go to college. You need the man there. But it's only fake. But it's Chapman. You go to Chapman University to study film?

Uh-oh, sorry, bye. Oh, man, Chapman's graduates are getting? Uh-oh, sorry, bye. Oh, man. Chapman's graduates are getting called out. And that's not for everybody. I know some great graduates, but I also see a theme where a lot of people go to Chapman. Okay? That's just some Southern California tea. Yeah.

Oh, actually, the thing that you were about to touch on is for the photos you look at at a potential mate you said you like men in suits is there a thing you like immediately dismiss based on a photo or immediately go oh based on what you see in that first photo well the thing that i like about these dating apps i could have given you a juicy answer but i chose not okay that's fine just for the two people who are like highly committed oh you're married and I'm very committed. Yeah. No, I like that it says like if they're looking for like a relationship and if they like want kids and shit. Right, right, right. You know? Are you, do you have like a time window you're trying to have this all done by?

Oh, no. You're vibing, you're vibing. I don't have a time window, but I am kind of like a very intentional person. Like, I'm either usually in a long-term relationship or, like, very single. Yeah, yeah. So. Oh, 2020 is your year. Maybe.

We'll see. I feel it. But I feel. It's like, I feel really good and happy. So I feel like that's the time you meet someone. But I don't know. We'll see. Yeah, you're radiating super virile energy.

Thank you. I got a huge fucking cock. Yeah. I feel it. Unleash it. I feel it. I want you inside me. What is going on?

We're not even 11 minutes into this. What's something that's underrated, Blair? Oh, underrated? Underrated is going to the spa. Do you guys ever go to the spa? I love the spa. No, I hear it's so terrible. Okay, so the spa.

That is exactly rated correctly. People love that shit. The spa is what I call when I tell all my friends and family that I'm out of office for the day, I close my blinds, and I spend $42 to $43 of my hard-earned money on a large Hawaiian pizza to be delivered to my house and eaten with an entire bottle of ranch. And then I eat it throughout the whole entire day.

I don't talk to anyone. And then the next day I wake up and I feel fucking great. Renewed. Yes. Drop the bomb for the spa. Yes. Anyways, the spa is underrated. I love that spa. Yeah.

I used to go to Burke Williams, but now I just do that one. Oh, I love to go to the spa. Fuck a wee spa, right? Yeah. You could do a whole bottle of ranch throughout the whole day? But it's a whole pizza, so I kind of get it. I'm not trying to nitpick,

but I want to get an idea. When the ranch thing started a while ago, many years ago, it started out- The ranch revolution, yes. It started out small, it started out innocent,

and then it turned into a full fucking pour per bite, and it just got sick and nasty and out of control. And now you're like swigging and biting? It's so-

It so needs to be in a lockdown compound when this all goes down. Like no one can see it. You are free. Once or twice a month I have to go to the spa. Like a water bottle for like a hamster where like only as much as you lick will come out. So that way you don't like completely soak yourself in the ranch. If someone could give me one of those, that would be helpful. I'm sure you just go to Petco and be like, yeah, I'm looking for one of those bottles.

I'm like, oh, yeah, but do you have a guinea pig? No, I need it for me and my fucking ranch abuse. Yo, you get a Sparklets bottle, you fill that shit with ranch, and then you just have a little dispenser at your house. If someone asked me what my ranch dispenser was for, I'd tell them it's none of their fucking business. Yeah, exactly. That's for the spa and the spa only. I'd pull a box cutter on them. Yeah. Get the fuck away from me. What's something it's none of their fucking business. Yeah, exactly. Okay? That's for the spa and the spa only. I'm going to pull a box cutter on them. Yeah.

Get the fuck away from me. What's something that's overrated? Overrated. All right. I don't want to, you know, be controversial or anything. Uh-oh. Okay, we have gone way too far with oat milk. Are you fucking kidding me?

Wow. What are we going to milk next? Wood chips? Here we go. Jesus fucking Christ. Adam Carolla has checked in. Oh my God. Drywall?

This shit tastes like a broom closet. How am I supposed to know up from down or the rest of my day when I'm drinking liquid broom closet? Why do you not like oat milk? I think oat milk has been one of the tastiest ones to come out so far. It's all thick and shit. Everyone is all aboard the oat milk train and there's all these little chunks of oats. I'm regular milk.

There's no chunks of oats in it. No, there are. They're little chunks. Why is it so chunky? They're thick. I'm saying it's a thick milk. It's the best thing I've ever had and everyone's riding so hard for it. I'm like, you're sick. It's true. It's gross. what milk is best milk in the land of sake I want everyone to be happy of course I'm asking about you though I go I go back and forth between a regular milk and an almond if you think too hard

if you actually think about regular milk at all, it's putrid and disgusting just ideologically. But almond, I feel like, do I actually like almond or was it something I trained myself to like? Right. That's for me, I understand because you think about the dairy process and what that looks like. That's why I only drink milk directly from the cow's udders. I love that about you. Yeah, that's the only way I can guarantee freshness. Yeah, I mean, that's a lot of integrity to go through that every day.

Well, let's just say I've been kicked out a lot of petting zoos. Wow. You've also been kicked a lot on the face by your cows. On the face, yeah. I've had a lot of terrible head injuries from direct blows to my skull. Yeah, I actually thought that was against the law, but who am I? I don't know, you know? I still watch porn on Google.

On Google, like Google Video Player? Like what? Look, if those two broke girls can keep a horse or whatever, I don't see why you can't keep a cow. Wait, who? You know, that show. Two broke girls? There's a horse in it?

You have cable? You're incredible. Damn, why are I 1%? Wait, that show Two Broke Girls is about a horse? There's a horse in it. And also, it's not on cable, you guys. What are you talking about? You sought it out?

No. No, it's free on a plane sometimes. Oh, okay, okay. You sought it on a plane. Oh, wait, because one of the broke girls is like an heiress or like a wealthy person. I don't know the plot of it. I just saw that there literally was a horse in it. So it's based on a simple life.

They found a horse? I said out loud when I was watching it on the plane or flipping through or whatever. I was like, hey, there's a horse in it. And the woman sitting next to me said, I said, wow, it's a horse episode. She goes, no, the horse is always on the show. And that's all I know. She's like, the horse is a permanent fixture of the show. And I was like, isn't this New York?

Good to know. And she could not explain it. You happen to be sitting next to a Two Broke Girls enthusiast historian during the first time that you saw Two Broke Girls? That's amazing. Dude, have you ever sat next to anyone that likes the Big Bang Theory? That's all the people that fly on planes. That's literally who you sit next to.

Have you ever sat next to anybody on a plane that isn't watching one of those things? When someone speaks to me on a plane, I am truly shocked. I am like, what? People think I have a face. You just talk to your neighbor? Do you get chatted up a lot? Yeah. People are like, she's ready to hear about my life.

I used to get that a lot on planes, and now I don't know what it is. I think I've never had a conversation in the last 10 years. Yeah, I think so. On my last flight, I was reading and had fucking earrings. I don't know. Shit. Yeah, racism sometimes works in my favor. Yeah, exactly.

Right. Then I'm like, hmm. I don't like to be rude but I usually will give you know a closed lip smile like that to let them know you're not playing I'm like no like look I'm nice I want the best for you

but I am also a gremlin and I'm just trying to sit in my seat. And do not feed me when it's late, and don't get me wet. What is a myth? What's something true that people think is false? Or what's something false that people think is true? All right. Well, my therapist said, my therapist told me that plain looking or even unfortunate looking men make great husbands because they're just happy

to be there and granted a lot of people have told me advise me friends have said that i need to fire this therapist there's actually a whole movement for me to fire her but um she said that and i was like a lot of immediate questions popped in my head i was like one i was like what the do i look like a six because that is something you would say to a six that was my first thing and i was like i'm not a six bitch okay second i was like 600 thank you she wouldn't have told you about marrying someone ugly if she thought you were a six. I think she's thinking like you're way more than a six. So she has to tell you that you should be with ugly people. Well, I actually don't even.

Because it wouldn't ever occur to you. Yeah, she's like pro man. She's like, hey, humble yourself for these gross dudes. You know, they need to fuck too. She's like, as a 10, Blair, you have to understand that sometimes you have to lower your standards. Grow your Gucci scraps to the incels. Exactly. I actually, like, I'm not, I'm not like a looks forward.

Like, I'm attracted to people that. Yeah, energies. Yeah. And you're, as a point of matter or whatever, what they ever say in Congress, I would like to bring up the fact that you always refrain from commenting on people's looks. You're like, that's a part of your philosophy. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's true.

I don't even see people as actually ugly. But the point that she— Do you also not see color? No. No, she sees color. Doesn't matter if you're black, white, green, polka dot. This is what this sounds like to me. No, but I don't—

The idea that unfortunate-looking men are morally superior, I'm don't, the idea that unfortunate looking men are morally superior. I'm just like, what? Like, have you ever, what about Anthony Weiner? Like Jay-Z, like being, you know, unfortunate looking or quote unquote, unfortunate looking is not a fucking insurance policy. Look at Donald Trump. These are not good husbands. Is unfortunate looking your therapist words or yours?

Did she say ugly, unfortunate looking? What did she say exactly? Maybe she said ugly and Blair is uncomfortable with saying ugly. Would you rather say unfortunate? I think unfortunate looking is meaner than ugly. Yeah. By a lot. I think it's worse than even saying fugly.

Yeah. It's like you look like something horrible like a misfortune happened to you your appearance is a tragedy yeah

something people would write about in history books has happened to you you would just say like I regret this one already because

you know and I'm attracted to like a lot of my friends say that I don't like hot dudes

which is rude. Right. But whatever. Okay, that's fine. I mean, you know, you just have a maybe different idea of aesthetics. God, I wish I defunct. I wish I defunct another myth. Oh, my God.

No, but you know what? I will say team fire that therapist because it seems like she has a pretty toxic worldview. Yeah, dude. Where she's even being like. She's rating people and shit and you're fucking therapy? That's not right. She's operating from a looks-based, unless, again, but I know how you're thinking it, because you're almost like, does she think I think like this?

So she's trying to speak to me in my language, which she thinks is being like, you know, ugly dudes are like good husbands. She's like, this blonde bitch probably thinks everybody's ugly. Damn. Which is actually the opposite. My friends are like, um, you. Which is actually the opposite. My friends are like, you could use a little bit of discretion. Damn.

Well, shit, I guess we'll- Anyone right now who's ever fucked Blairs just sitting in their car like, oh my God. Oh my God. She's like crying into their Panda Express. Fuck, man. Very specific. That's how I cry. I cry in Panda Express parking lots. I their Panda Express. Fuck, man. Very specific. That's how I cry. I cry in Panda Express parking lots. I love Panda Express.

I love it so much. Oh, my God. I once got food poisoning from an orange chicken and went back the next week. That's fucking wow. I get it. It's really addictive. You got to get back on the horse. Honestly, and that's a great thing about you.

Look how loyal you are. My God. Hey, unfortunate dudes, if you're listening to this, we are so loyal. You poor, unfortunate faced souls. If you give her food poisoning, she will still love you. Unfortunate looking dudes.

I'm about to do a lot of therapy over this. Yeah. Hey, look. I'm Italian. It's a big detriment to my own personal safety. Is it? Yeah. Hey, look, I don't dive into culture battles, but hey, I'm going to take your word for it. All right, let's get into some breaking news.

Let's do it. Breaking just now. Willie Nelson, at the age of 86, is no longer smoking weed. Stop breaking my heart. Oh, my God. Wait, is this for illness related? Well, he's been kind of in poor health recently, but he said in an interview with, I think, a TV station in San Antonio, was saying, quote,

I have abused my lungs quite a bit in the past, so breathing is a little more difficult these days, and I have to be careful. This is where it gets interesting. I started smoking cedar bark. What? Went from that to cigarettes to whatever, and that almost killed me. What is the whatever,

and what's up with the cedar bark? I don't know. And then he said, I don't smoke anymore, and I gotta take better care of myself. And when people are like, aren't people speculating about, because a lot of people are concerned,

is your health really bad? Because I've created a lot of rumors. He said, I don't give a fuck. I'm here. I'm glad to be here. I'm lucky to be here. So, you know, he's still Willie. But I get it, too, man.

86, like, I'm sure at a certain point, like, I'll have to put the blunts down. I don't know when that's going to happen for me, and I dread it every day. What about edibles for old Willie? Exactly. That's what I thought, too. I was like, you could just switch to, like, a spray, about edibles for old willie that's what i thought too i was like you could just switch to like a spray your edibles it's just funny how in my mind like as a like a kid like when i think of myself at like maybe 22 and someone i grew up smoking weed with was like yo i'm actually i don't smoke anymore i'm like wow what's wrong like is everything cool what do you

need do you want to try edibles do you just need to vape because you're like refuse to believe someone's gonna leave that they're out the game yeah well and also at a certain point you also have to look at is like am i thinking like an addict where i'm like is this person doing better than me and i'm trying to be like yo don't fucking stray too far homie trying to make me feel bad no yeah it makes you reevaluate your life you're like yo is if everyone's quitting weed should i quit weed do i have a problem or are they late who is not cool in this scenario? Them for me. And then I'm like, nah, I got a whole podcast. Oh, my.

Oh, stupid ass trying to get. Based on fucking getting high. If you're 86, though, it's like, why not? And also, this is the thing that gets me a little bit concerned is like, I started smoking Cedar Bark. Now, for anybody who out there, Zeitgang, if you came up on Cedar Bark. Cedar Bark. Holler.

That's some shit you start off puffing on? Yeah, why you? Or is it like, you know, like broke kid stuff where you're like, I gotta smoke something. Yeah, or is it the kind of thing where it's like an urban myth and it's like, that's Cedar Bark. We'll get you fucked up if you don't have weed. I don't know.

I would Google it, but all I use Google for is porn, so I will rely on the listeners to give us this information. But yeah, I think, I mean, because for me, the first cigarette I smoked was a cigarette butt I picked up from off my grandma's ashtray. When I was like, nobody was home, I'm like, I'm going to smoke this cigarette butt. I thought you were going to say off my grandma's ashes. Yeah. I dug in there, found some cigarette butts.

Those didn't burn up, so. That's the most savage shit I've ever heard. Yeah, I lit a cigarette on my grandmother's ashes. That's how I got into it nobody else ashes no but uh the that was so the idea of cedar bark seems like extreme like when I feel like there's everyone has a way to shit yeah it seems but I don't know I also feel like probably this is bullshit and that Willie Nelson isn't gonna quit permanently it's like when Snoop Dogg quit but he's's 86 and he's admittedly being like,

I'm having trouble breathing. I'm sure at some point you take a hit off something and you're like, yo, this ain't it anymore. I bet you he just means smoking and he's totally just like railing edibles all the time. Yeah, I believe it. He's just snorting Keef. He's chopping up Keef.

He's like, oh yeah, I freebase Keef now. Basically how I do that. I don't know. I love to picture Willie with his braids covered in a fine layer of Keef. Of Keef. So beautiful. Well, you know, Willie, stick around, man. We love you.

We love you, Willie. We like you around these parts, I think, right? Is he canceled? I don't know. Everybody's canceled these days. You always got to ask. You never know. All right.

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Yeah, because he straight up started lying. Well, you know, it was the thing that I revel in about this. It's purely all of the things that happened were really on some junior high shit. What happened? So he goes, okay. He first starts off by like congratulating himself for being like, you know, I told everybody that they needed to give more money. The budgets were completely off. Financially restructured the whole thing pretty much.

Let me just dunk on everybody because I did that. Then he had a sit down with Emmanuel Macron of France. And he was openly like, are you sure about that, fam? He was like, those are not facts. Yeah. And then they started getting an argument. And this was public. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, it's ugly. He was saying like, oh, then he started going on about how like all these ISIS fighters are coming from Europe and stuff and like flippantly was like, would you like some nice ISIS fighters in France? And he goes on, and Macron was like,

can we be serious for a second? Like, that's not true. He was like, my man, you're just making up stuff in front of everybody. Yeah, and then so that led to a later thing at a reception. Justin Trude everybody. Yeah. And then so that led to a later thing at a reception. Justin Trudeau. Macron.

Macron. Who else? Boris Johnson. Wow. What a crew. Yeah. Princess Anne were in a circle. That really makes it sound like you're like, okay, so Ashley K.

Yeah. And Ashley P. were outside. And Megan was there. Yeah. And like she didn't invite Kristen, but her and Kristen have been like best friends like since elementary school. And like Stella was maybe there, but then it's like, why was she not? This is what's so fucking wild.

You can hear Justin say, what they suspect is that group of people was referring to the press conference with Emmanuel Macron because he's like, his staff's jaw dropped to the floor. And people were like, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo. jaw dropped to the floor and people were like a lot of people were also saying princess anne like snubbed trump and melania like in a receiving line like where the queen was like shaking everyone's hands being like welcome blah blah blah but when you look at the video she was just kind of like next in line and when the queen gestured to her people thought the queen was being like yo where's your manners at and she kind of shrugged but what she said is like it's just me to her own mom basically like no world leaders. So I don't know.

I don't know if that's quite a snub or just, you know, people like they were reading body language a little differently. Did Boris Johnson also snub the? He refused. That's what I'm saying. He just straight up did not shake her hand. Well, he refused to be photographed with her. Yeah, yeah. He's like, I'm not going to be in the same picture with this fool.

What if my name was Boris Johnson? Yeah. What a terrible name. I love it, yeah. He's like, I'm not going to be in the same picture with this fool. What if my name was Boris Johnson? Yeah, what a terrible name. I love it, actually. It's so bad. You like that? Yeah. It sounds like you're a villain and you're like a double agent.

No, it sounds like 101 Dalmatians. I love it. What is it about Boris? Is it the name you like or the combination of Boris and Johnson? It's just funny.

It's just like a really hard choice. It sounds like Boris Kois kojo you know that actor that black dude what was married to nicole ari parker anyway boris johnson sounds like an off-brand version of boris kojo that's for people who are into black actors okay it makes me think of max power from the simpsons Was that from the hairdryer? No, that's like what Homer's name was when he was rebranding. But didn't he pull that name off of something he saw? Oh, yeah.

It was from the hairdryer, wasn't it? Because he had his two- It was Maximum Power. And he was feeling great about it. Shout out to the two-haired kings out there. So what did Trump do then when he found out that they were gossiping about him? Well, first I got to say about Boris Johnson, the reporting was, Boris Johnson was so keen

not to be photographed with the U.S. president that he did not even greet him at the door when he and his wife, Melania, arrived at 10 Downing Street. That's what I'm talking about.

He's like, I don't even want pics. He's like, drinks are in the fridge. Get it yourself. Exactly. Wait, and also he has an election coming up

and they're like, just, you don't want, this ain't good for your brand, bro. Yeah. Especially not when people are comparing the two of them. But so when this thing was filmed, Trump was sitting down, I think with Angela Merkel and was asked like, did you, I don't know if you saw that video. What do you think?

And this is where it gets so junior high goes. Yeah. Well, he's two-faced. Trudeau's two-faced. I always knew Ashley was a two-faced bitch. Oh yeah. Like Justin's fake. Like he's so fucking fake. He's so fake. I always knew Ashley was a two-faced bitch. Oh, yeah. Justin's fake. He's so fucking fake.

He's so fake. I feel like someone gave him that line, fed him that line. I don't know. I think he... That sounds like enough in his wheelhouse. It just hurt feelings. And then he canceled his press conference and went home early, which is the most childish shit I ever heard.

Mom, come fucking get me. Pick me up. I don't care if they didn't cut the cake. I don't fucking care. I want to go home. You said call you if I wanted to be picked up, and I want to be picked up. They're all being bitches to me. I don't care if it's a fucking sleepover. I fucking hate her.

I hope her mom dies. Oh my god, don't say that. Fuck you, mom. What? Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. They're whispering about me. You remember that? You used to fucking come out of pocket to your parent, and they say, what? And then you immediately go, I'm sorry? Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. They're whispering about me. You remember that? You used to fucking come out of pocket to your parent and they say, what? And then you immediately go, I'm sorry. Okay, I'm sorry. Like, shut up, mom. What?

Never mind. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Damn, how quick that energy can change. Here's to keeping up that energy as an adult. I will turn this car around right now. Yeah, right.

And you're like, no. I've said all kinds of shit to my mom, but I don't think I've ever told her to shut up damn respect I've said more fucked up stuff than that did your mom ever like threaten you in Russian so your friends who spoke English didn't understand how much she was like trying to rip your head off yeah

my mom used to do that to me in Japanese my mom's favorite thing was to yell at me in front of my friends I was like you're making me look so bad it was so embarrassing. That's letting you know who's in power, though. She's like,

I don't care if all your little friends are here. That's her whole vibe, yeah. She's like... Can we get a bomb drop for her mom? To a plane? Who would yell at her child

in front of her friends? Yeah, who else has an immigrant mom that used to throw shoes at them? And then you cry, and then you gotta be still hanging out with everybody, and they're like, are you good?

And you're not good at all. You're are you good? I'm like, shut up. And you're not good at all. You're like devastated. No, I'm having a great time. Shut up, dude. Just get off pause so we can play Mortal Kombat. Yeah. So anyway, this whole sort of NATO trip really just underlines that like, you know, before,

remember there was like this weird bromance between Trudeau and them. Clearly they're like, dude, we're done. Like this guy's a fucking joke. Like it's not even, they're not even trying anymore. And honestly, that's kind of what people who do not like the idea of NATO would love to see is this kind of open fighting. But, you know, that's just the way it is. What a gorgeous fractured society. Yeah, well, we'll see what happens, you know?

We'll see what happens. Let's move on to the impeachment hearings. Girl girl i'm talking about impeaching this creep so now we've moved thank you such a good song yeah uh yes uh remixed by myself and dj daniel uh we are now in like the public portion of the judiciary committee's hearing so first it was the house intel committee where they were gathering all of the information committee's hearing. So first it was the House Intel Committee where they were gathering all of the information about what went on. They put out their 300-page report,

which is Henry David thorough as fuck, this motherfucking thing. It's the infinite jest of fucking documents. It's a tome. It's an opus, magnum opus. Just laying it all very clearly out for people call logs all kinds of shit we'll get to the call logs later um but now we're at the judiciary committee which must decide based on that okay what's our recommendation based off all this and in the hearings on wednesday

it was essentially a ton of constitutional law professors coming up and helping people understand like magic school bus, very easy, like, hi, we are teachers who are experts. This is how a bill becomes a law. Right. And we're experts in the Constitution. Let us tell you why everything the president is doing is fucked up and impeachable. That's why you bring me on this podcast.

Yeah. As your senior political analyst. Exactly. And a constitutional law, someone with a constitutional law degree, actually. From UCLA. Everybody has degrees. Me and Miles in science and you in politics. In sick law shit.

Yeah. Sick law shit is a great major. And me in surf culture. And surf culture. Hell yeah, dude. What's the longest left you've ever surfed? All right, never mind. We'll get to that later.

Yo, I saw her beanie. I was like, she knows her surf shit. Oh, hell yeah. get that later um yo i saw her beanie i was like she knows her surf oh hell yeah and that huge rip curl patch she's got in the back of her jean jacket so i saw that roxy fucking butterfly in her back of her car oh dude you and we're all from southern california if you back in the day if you had a roxy sticker on your car it had to be a volkswagen oh of course i feel like i only saw the Roxy sticker on the back of a Passat, a Jetta, a whatever. Ford Explorer. Or Explorer if you were like sportier.

Yes, if you're a sportier lady, yes. Anyway, tell us about in your town, if you had a Roxy sticker, what was the make and model of that car? But so yeah, they had their experts come up. It was very clear. They were very compelling. One of the professors clapped back when come up it was very clear they were very compelling the one of the professors clapped back um when i think it was representative collins seemed to suggest that she hadn't possibly

not thoroughly read through everything she was like i completely take offense to that motherfucker i'm a professor of law yeah dude and you a clown next please i rest um and so then the republicans also they actually had a witness this time that they called up because they found another law professor to introduce, you know, it's this guy, Professor Turley. He's not necessarily like a hack or anything. Like he's a professor at George Washington University.

But he gave like a very... That's my alma mater. Oh, really? You were at George Washington? I didn't know that. That's where you studied science? Yeah. Damn. What's the... What is the mascot? They're really you studied science? Yeah. Damn. What's the, what is the mascot? They're really known for science over there. Oh, it's the colonial.

Oh, wait, you're called the George Washington University colonial? Colonials. Problematic. Yeah. Cancel. Yeah, colonizers. Yeah, and it's just like a little man.

It's very weird. But looks like George Washington. Yeah. Or someone with like a tricolor hat. Exactly, like an old, old ass white man. Oh. It's a symbol.

I remember. They try to make it the hippo. What? There's like a hippo statue on campus. It just gets weirder. Can we transition to the hippo? And then other people were like, no. I remember there was a player from the George Washington basketball team named Sir Valiant

Brown. And I thought that was such a hilarious name to name your son the first name was servaliant yeah that's brutal also could be just a was that one of the knights of the round tables right i don't know anyway he sounds look we're getting so off he sounds like he would have crushed it yeah probably um so their professor that they had come up he basically was very narrowly just basically saying like, look, it feels like this is going too fast. If the president wants to go to the court, maybe he can't. It wasn't really anything compelling aside from like an interesting take on the Constitution. The other experts like completely disagreed because Jerry Nadler was like, OK, other professors I called up. Do you want to flame what this dude just said? He was basically like, do you have something to say to rebut what he just said?

Which was nice to see a slight, you know, academic petty mess fight happen. But it wasn't really that compelling because, again, the Republicans whole argument is what's been proven, if anything at all. And is that even impeachable? It's not that what they can disprove what is being alleged or what is being shown. Like they can't say, Trump actually didn't say that. Trump actually didn't, that wasn't his intent.

They're not just going after process. So it's not, it's not the greatest thing. The reason the whole thing is stupid is that the strategy of just straight up lying about things that are facts is something that the Trump administration

has been doing the entire time. Yeah. Yeah, Trump just does, commits a crime and is like, yeah, I did it. And I said I did it. But yeah, I'm the president, so fuck you. Yeah, it's just to me like so crazy. It's almost, it's like archaic watching somebody go through this process. And I'm not against it, obviously. I want this dude impeached.

But I'm saying it's crazy to watch people follow these rules when this dude follows zero rules. He's not going to get impeached, though, which is a crazy thing. Well, he'll be impeached. I don't think he'll be removed. Exactly. That's what I mean. So we'll see. I mean, again, you never know.

No. I feel like nothing. Unfortunately, I mean, I always say this, but I feel like I have so little faith. Yeah, you're fully in the nihilism zone. I'm just like, I think he could literally, what else could he fucking do? He committed every crime. It's that issue where it's like, if there's no one in Congress willing to be objective about what's happening, it's true. There is very little because based off the numbers that you need

and the processes that we have laid out, yeah, you can sort of just huddle up and defend the president like this and completely debase yourself. It's just weird. It's like picturing a sports game where someone's trying to give you fouls, but someone is stabbing a player on the field. They're just ignoring it. You're playing a sports game and they're giving you fouls.

No, no, no. I'm saying if you're playing basketball and you're getting – You're getting fouled? Yeah. No. If you're getting called out for fouling someone. Okay, okay. That's ridiculous when someone else is on the field stabbing another player.

Oh, right. You'd be like – And they're not getting – Thank you, Blair. They're like, that was a travel. But you're like, Carmelo Anthony just shanked somebody. LeBron is bleeding onto Anthony Davis. Can we talk about that?

Can we help him? They're like, I don't know what you mean because that travel really is what concerns me. He's playing some great defenses. Yeah, he's crushing it. So, okay, let's move on to Devin Nunes because part of the report that the Intel committee put out were call logs basically showing a lot of conversations between Rudy Giuliani and Mick Mulvaney,

who is the acting chief of staff, also Rudy talking to the Office of Management and Budget, who is basically the office where all the aid was stopped. Like that's where it got held up. So clearly some coordination there. And the smear pieces, right? Yeah, exactly. Talking to the journalists.

And then also Rudy and Lev Parnas talking to this guy at the Hill, John Solomon, who was basically, when you look at the timing of the calls they have. It's insane it's like oh five to ten calls right about this thing uh like right before his article comes out and it's like yeah where he's like calling calling calling then suddenly he publishes an op-ed that says Joe Biden's 2020 Ukrainian nightmare then the next six days they call between 20 times between the three of them and then uh following that up we didn't see another piece that's smearing marie jovanovich jovanovich jovan jovanovich we were trying to figure out if it's jovanovich jovanovich i think jovanovich okay we're gonna

we're gonna settle with that one but yeah again seeing how like even then there are there's an active campaign or coordination between these people to put pieces out in the newspaper, create these narratives through these op-ed pieces, etc. But we also saw that Devin Nunes, the ranking member on the Intel Committee, was also having conversations with Lev Parnas, who, again, is indicted. Lev Parnas, who, again, is indicted. And when you think of how central Lev Parnas is to a lot of these things, you'd have to think Devin Nunes should have recused himself from this. But I think he was acting like he wouldn't get caught. And hearing him. And the excuses are dumb as fuck.

They're terrible. They're looking at legitimate phone records saying, you called this dude a ton. Dozens of times. Not the kind of thing where it could be like twice. Like all double digits. Yeah. And then so he goes on Hannity to try and explain himself. And my God, his defense is terrible.

And the way the two of them try and act like they've never heard. Like, what's this guy? They know who the fuck this dude is. Just listen to this shit. Did you ever talk to this guy, Les Parnes or whoever his name is? It's possible, but I haven't gone through all my phone records. I don't really recall that name. You know, I remember the name now because he's been indicted. But why would CNN rely on somebody like this? You know, I'll go back and check all my records but it seems very unlikely that i would

be taking calls from random people uh you know like i said we have a process standard operating procedure you call my office or you call me or you see me out on the street this is exactly what i say after i black out and call my ex i don't know i i'll have to check my records i don't know i'd have to see that That does not sound right. Doesn't sound like me. I think I've heard that name before. I wouldn't call like a random person. But I wouldn't do that.

I definitely wouldn't do that, even though it all says it right there that I did that. Okay, that is my number. That's the caller. And then the recipient, that is because, oh, this tattoo. Yes, it is my ex-boyfriend's phone number tattooed on my body. Okay, that does match up. That's weird. I don't know.

I'm going to check my records, though. It's bad. It's all bad. Or whatever that person's name is. Yeah. You spent six years together. Les Parnaps? I don't know.

How do you pronounce that? I'm sorry. Did you say Lex Carnaps? Lex Luthor? I don't know. I don't think I have the Carfax on this. Lex? Lays? Lays Miserhor? I don't know. I don't think I have the Carfax on this. Lays? Lays?

Lays Miserabs? I don't know. So, again, terrible, terrible look, especially for someone who is sitting on that committee to be involved like that and acting like they don't know anything. This story is only going to begin to develop. Just so you know, I believe Devin Nunes is threatening to sue CNN for like $300 million or $200 million for saying that they have these phone records. But like, this came out of a congressional report, sir. You may want to think, maybe go through your records too.

And also just go through their records. Everyone go through your records. Because dude, it could have been a random person. Sometimes I just give my phone to random people and they're like, hey, man, can I use your phone real quick? And I'm like, yeah, here. Maybe they call Lev Parnas or Les Parnaps. I don't know. Les Parsnips. Yeah.

More Parsnips, not Les Parsnips. I am so amazed that someone can lie about dozens of phone calls. I'll give you three to five. Or something extremely provable. But just to be like, those could have been with anybody. So 20 times someone was using your phone in a six day period.

Who was it? On Fox and Friends, they're legal. One of the legal analysts, I'm doing air quotes with my hands, gigantic right now, quote unquote legal analysts is I think telling Greg Gutfeld

or one of the people from Fox and Friends, like what his take. What's his name? Yeah. Better than than Boris Johnson I've heard a lot of really good ones this guy Greg Jarrett uh total clown about like why maybe this isn't all bad that this is in the intel report the only thing new that I picked out of yesterday's was this uh communication between Devin Nunes, Rudy Giuliani and the White House uh in what way, if any, is that problematic? Well, we just don't know because we don't know the details. In fact, it's a call log. Does that mean that Devin Nunes was actually on the call or somebody else?

And we don't know the import of it. You know, I frankly, I don't trust Adam Schiff. He has a long and distinguished track record of deception in life. By the way, we just don't know know insane amount of anti-semitism with the adam schiff narrative oh yeah because the idea that they're painting him as like a shifty untrustworthy jew is like jerry nadler dude that that is such a fucking race like not racist but anti-semitic fucking you can see the tropes. They're like, you know how you can never trust those Jews all being shifty?

That's totally, every time they talk about Adam Schiff, the Republicans, that's how they make it seem. Yeah, it's the definite subtext. The whole conversation is so funny, though. It's like when I lie about shit, it's all about stuff that nobody can prove. Like what? That's how you know you're a good liar. That you dunked in junior high? I could dunk now, bitch.

Oh, really? Yeah. You still got that vertical? Mad boosties? Yeah, absolutely. Were you a middle hitter? No, I wasn't a middle hitter. Outside hitter?

I mean, outside hitter? I was an outside hitter. Yeah, I used to sky. Are you kidding me? Until I got to college. You said you're libero, dude. Only in college. Defensive specialist, dude.

I would never have not seen the front row until I got to college. Right, that's true. Come on, Miles. Jesus. I just always think of you just like a prospector digging it out, man. Yeah, scrappy. Scrappy. Okay, well, and very quickly, let's move on to Melania's White House decorations because they're inspired.

I'm so excited. We said 2017, haunted ass forest. 2018, blood red fucking nightmare fuel Christmas. I don't know who the fuck that was for. Yo, she is like my aunt. Yo, like Russian people are crazy bad with decorations. You think that's because, wait, so what did you, what was your sort of, even though she's not Russian.

She's not Russian, just Eastern European adjacent. Like the first decorations for the White House where it's all like deserted and haunted and like white. What was she feeling there? She's like, oh, this is really elegant really elegant you know this is really fucking elegant and minimalist and my aunt if you go to her house has some shit that you're like what but i know she's like this shit is elegant yo okay it's elegant i want this to be mirrored i want this to be a 3d fucking art thing out of my wall i want everything to to have very giant angles and be like completely unfriendly looking.

I get it. Right. That is my aunt's taste. It's got that like rich white people vibe. You know what I mean? Like it's definitely got that like I'm wealthy, but I'm not putting thought into this. Like it's just sort of like what's the most pure looking shit that's expensive? Let me throw that up.

There's no theme. Russian people who get here and make money and become like ridiculous with it, like new money are called Novorossi, like new Russians. They call them new Russians? Yeah. Why new Russians? Because it's new money. New money.

Oh, oh. They come here and they get new money. Oh, got it, got it, got it. Wait, so what's controversial about this? Is she wearing like a, she's probably wearing a coat that says like, I don't care about kids or something. Yeah, she's like, fuck the birth of Christ. It's like, whoa, what the fuck?

No, the decorations are all the children that have been murdered in pages. Yeah, she's like, each light for a child I've separated. From their family. No, so the theme of this year is the spirit of america and it's not really that it's bad right it's just sort of like okay fine there's this the video they put out a whole video where she's like giving a tour there's just like one weird part where she's like sprinkling fake snow like on the tree and it's just weird it reminds me of that dave chapelle bit about like she does the same like it's so so weird though because, you know,

she was obviously never in her life. Like most first ladies are like. Ready for it or like want to be there. Grown to be there for so long. I mean, she was clearly like, she's just trying to mimic, pretend like what it's supposed to be like at all times. She's like, I'd rather be at a rave in Croatia.

She's like, is this what a free woman would do? Yeah, she's like, is this how you connect? Is this how you relate to someone? Is this relatable? Like every moment of her life is like this. I think now she's just loving it because she's like, I'm that bitch now. I don't think so. I'm the first lady.

I think she's so miserable. I don't know. So many people speculate what it is. And then other people are like, she doesn't deserve our empathy. She can leave whenever she wants to. Oh, I'm not saying I'm empathetic. No, no, I'm not even saying that. She's not a free woman.

My favorite thing to think about, I mean, not my favorite. That's sick. But I do wonder a lot of times when political couples, when the last time they had sex was. I don't know why I always think about that. I always wonder when the Clintons last had sex or like 1988. When Trump

and Melania last fucked. Last head rape. I'm just curious. Oh, God. Oh, my God. Oh, well. Sorry to keep it real.

Well, also, I mean, yeah. If she's knocking his hand away when he's trying to hold her hand, you think she's like, yeah, climb up on top of me. I'd love that.

Oh, my God. I'm pretty sure that is not how it goes. Well, the other thing, too, when you think about it, too, is like we're talking about all this bribery stuff. It's like, why aren't we actually exploring all these allegations of rape and sexual? I say this all the time. Sexual harassment. Because no one cares about women.

Yeah. Facts, I think. cares about women yeah facts i think also a sad thing that i think is true is like you know when the the wine scene broke the wine scene thing broke almost two years ago exactly i feel like people are a little sick of talking about it now because that's what the last and i mean like i don't know this is just a theory but it's just a feeling I have. That rape is boring? Yeah. Or just like we've talked. It's been because it's been since the beginning of time.

We've spent the last two years talking about it constantly and like unearthing all of this shit. It's that the media feels like they've completely extracted as much value out of that plot line as sort of like cold it is to think of that you see change of the me too movement happening of being like yeah like that was that was working for a while but those stories just aren't hitting anymore like they used to no i feel like i've heard multiple people say this to me lately well i also just think yeah it's it is something for me i mean i just when you look at all the things the president's done you have so many credible accusations against him. It's like, oh, no, it's crazy. It's and it's also tough, too, I think, for especially when Republicans hear about someone on the left being accused of any kind of misconduct sexually or whatever, that they can never fully quite begin. I don't know, like they they're they're careful about it because they know the sort of rebuttal to that is like, what about the president? And a lot of times they just don't want to entertain that conversation.

But I think it's a very – it's something that absolutely needs to be explored. Well, I feel like just because sexual assault and rape and stuff is like boring, I think to me here's the irony anytime you watch a movie or a TV show right if they want a woman to like change and have like a life change she gets raped immediately and that is a trope that is not ever getting

tired people are like oh no Game of Thrones yeah women are just gonna keep getting raped and abused and we're gonna see it in movies and TV all the time, and we're not ever going to be like, we're sick of this. This is exploitative. Instead, we get sick of it in an actual- It's like, too real. Yeah.

What? No, like that's- What are you talking about? These are issues we have societally that we need to reverse. And I thought, yeah, I mean, it's going to be a long road to reverse this kind of like toxic patriarchy you know and like lack of consent culture that we have uh well fuck man but that's just what i mean though it's like i just think like how many accusations does there have to be i mean it's so far i think it's over 17 or something it's like great yeah it's something so it just feels like he's not, there's nothing that's.

Well, that is true. I think, yeah, like you're saying, contributes to that feeling of nihilistic, like whatever, then what's the point? Like this dude, people are accusing him of rape even,

and nothing's gonna happen. Yeah. Nothing's gonna be done. Ugh. But the whole Melania thing, so, you know, the deck races themselves pretty, like, bland by her standards, which I think maybe she was doing that on purpose because the decorations themselves pretty like bland for by her standards which i think

maybe she was doing that on purpose because the last two were like i think it's because she got so criticized yeah because everyone's like it's a no for me um this time like the daily beast they just they weren't like it's not bad they're just being catty about it they're just like yeah you know her state-sponsored jingoism the theme was state sponsored jingoism and her be best slogan appears like on decorations and things like that again conservative media went just they were like no they're trying to tear her down the daily beast trashes melania trump christmas display a state-sponsored jingoism liberal media bashes white house christmas decorations again and on in the Washington Post, their fashion critic wrote this up because they're someone who is into aesthetics.

Said the decorations were great, but didn't like her coat that she was wearing. Because, you know, but she's a fashion critic. Because it said, I hate children. Yeah, the way she was like, they liked everything. The theme this year of Spirit of America is dominant, and the color is wintry white and festive bursts of holiday red. It's all quite lovely, so there's that. For her tour, Mrs. Trump wears all white,

a dress with a simple jewel neckline, white stiletto-heeled pumps, and a white coat. The coat is draped over her shoulders as she strolls through the White House. The coat looks ridiculous. Jeez, wait, you know what? I'm actually going to do something crazy and agree with conservative media on this. Why the fuck are we...

This sounds really fucking dumb. And, like, did people do this to Michelle Obama? Like, I mean, that's shitty. All the time. People criticize women's clothes all the time. Or decorations. Yeah, they're like, this is sacrilegious. Oh, she's got the right

to bear arms, doesn't she? Obama's fucking tan suit they criticized. They were like, this is an outrage. No, it's just part of the fucking, this is what they do.

I know, I just don't, it's like, who gives, like, we have such, so much real shit. Everything's on fire and like, who gives a shit

about her fucking decorations that a team picked out for her? Right. You know what I mean? It's funny to hear because in the response to this on Fox and Friends, they came at them like, how dare you? It's like baby Jesus decorated it.

Right. It was more coming at her outfit than Christ's decorating skills. She's an international fashion model. As you said, they never put her on the cover. And the things that they said in this article, I mean, this is the fashion critic Robin Givens from The Washington Post. They called her ridiculous. They called her aloof. And the jacket over the shoulder was cliched. If these things were ever uttered about Michelle Obama, that fashion critic would be called racist.

It is an unfair treatment. And and it's sad. Anyway, yeah, there were racist attacks against Michelle Obama constantly anyway. But I get I understand the broader point, even to what you're saying, Blair, is like this is sort of another thing. It's because I think just as this because of think precisely of the nihilistic attitude we have. some kind of victory or something or something that there is some sort of superiority because they clearly can't get that in a legal context or just the way the government is operating it's like well fuck it let's flame the outfit yeah i was just gonna say this sounds like twitter like that this sounds exactly like twitter and it's like i don't know we should have a little bit of decorum since we're morally superior you know what sake for president sake 2020 all right we're gonna take a quick know what? Sake for president. Sake 2020. All right, we're going to take a quick break

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And we're back. And just a quick couple stories. First, so Subway is suing the Canadian Broadcast Corporation for a program they have called Marketplace because they were just sort of, you know, they do investigative stuff. They talk about consumer shit. And they were asking, how much of this fast food, quote unquote, chicken,

is like actually chicken? So they, you know, they did like anything any journalist would do, like worth their shit. They would actually use some science to try and answer this question very objectively. So what they did was they took samples of Subway chicken, along with- McDonald's.

A&W, McDonald's, Tim Hortons, Wendy's, and it went to a lab in Peterborough, Ontario at Trent University to figure out what it was. And none of them ever thought it was going to be 100% chicken because it's processed and things like that. But what they found is most of them were around 88.5 to 89% chicken DNA. Subway, 53.6 percent chicken and the chicken strips were 42.8 percent chicken dna what the fuck is in there so they're using a lot of filler like a real housewife of orange county uh they so after that yeah drag them you them, you know, sorry. This is Dragon Ball Z. So when they were about to publish this story, the CBC was like, do y'all want to comment before we release this? Because this is what we found.

And they're basically like, we're going to sue you for $210 million. Our comment is that we don't want to talk about it. Fuck you. Yeah. They were like, we just did his chicken. According to their scientific data, it's only 1% filler. That's their data that they put on the ads and shit. So when they sued, the Supreme Court, Canadian Supreme Court was basically like, nah, fam, to their lawsuit.

What they said was in the decision, the Marketplace report raised a quintessential consumer protection issue. There are few things in society of more acute interest to the public than what they eat. So it's like, sorry, peace the fuck out. But they have a similar legal system to ours, so they're going to appeal or whatever and keep trying to fight. I'm disappointed. I'm always standing up for you subway nothing from the yoga mat material in their fucking bread oh my god i forgot about that i'm like dude i keep giving you chances like come on yeah but i mean that's fine so yoga mat bread but here's the thing it's like that is something food is something that truly

does need to be regulated especially the way that it's advertised and like it's so sometimes the disparity is such a fucking huge gap and it's like this is people's health but then also you're like okay well you're at a fast food restaurant like what do you think you're getting like i don't go to mcdonald's and be like, I'm getting grass-fed beef. They say, and also about the yoga mat stuff, like, it's in a lot of, it's, like, used for flour stuff. So it's in a lot of bread products.

And they say the risk is more for the people who are, like, working around it than for us eating it. So... Oh, well, that's good. Had to snope it up. Just the people serving us the Subway? Okay, that's cool. We don't care about them.

No, no, no, no. They say specifically there are issues for people working in factories where this chemical ADA is used as a blowing agent and who therefore might get direct exposure to the aerosolized chemical. Oh, my God. I'm just going to go ahead and say we don't need any of that. So it has no relevance to the risk of it using in bread. Oh, of course.

Look, keep it simple, baby. No, Miles is like, yes, we need it. I need it. Actually, I'm on the side of the corporations on this one. Well, Blair and I, we have a shared interest when it comes to Subway because we're a Subway tuna stance. Oh, I'm a big tuna fan.

I don't actually eat it there, but I stand the people that do. Oh, no, I used to eat that every day for lunch for like six months straight. Really? What kind of bread? Toasted. Nine grand, baby.

Wow. No way. That healthy? Hell no. Wait. Jalapeno cheddar all day. Whoa, you're nasty. You don't give a fuck. You escaped, bitch.

No, I'm out here. You escaped. When I was little, I always got the meatball sandwiches, and everyone was like, give me shit about it like in college i used to eat the shit out of those they're so good i've been eating tuna since the day someone was like that's gross i'm like i was raised eating canned tuna yeah try and stop me same who wasn't out here getting eating fucking canned tuna if you didn't get the fuck i love sorry go ahead yeah oh you're both saying you love your mother's tuna yeah yeah what makes

your mom special? My mom throws a little bit of chopped celery in there, a little bit of red onion. She gets crazy with it. I love it. A little bit of onion can turn it up. I'm not a fan of celery. You keep it simple? Really?

Yeah. Huh. I do white onion, and my mom does hard-boiled eggs in it, and it's fucking tight. Oh, yeah, because that is how kind of Russian tuna salad is, right? With eggs in it. Or what are they called? Olivier, I think you're thinking of. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because I used to get that in a sandwich from this Russian cafe

by this place I used to work at. Olivier is the shit. I love that shit. I was like, wow, the fuck? This is everything I love. Yeah, it's like our potato salad, and it's fucking good. Yeah, you're horny. Hey, we might have to go get some of that later uh so anyway uh we stay in subway now finally let's get to the real

important issue the one that had blair's mind working 300 miles a minute um but what happened to josh brolin's asshole oh my god yeah so at the end of last week there there was a post of this woman who was named Metaphysical Megan. I'm sorry. This made me so mad in so many ways. A self-described healer, teacher, and embodied mermaid. Bitch. Her post went viral because she was basically out here spreading her asshole out to the sun. This.

Saying that we need to get sunlight, UV exposure into our, UV radiation into our assholes. And she brought the fucking Taoists into it. She's like, it's an ancient Taoist practice. Yep. Bitch,

you don't know what you're talking about. Yeah. Well, again, it's saying, according to them, it could strengthen your organs, increase creativity.

Libido. Yeah. Regulate your circadian rhythms. I mean, who wouldn't after reading that be like, shit. It's what everybody says about crystals and shit like that. It's the same pitch. Put them on your asshole? No, like all of the things that they do for you.

Oh, right, circadian rhythms, et cetera. This in itself is not wrong. It's talking about it at all that is wrong. About what? Sending your asshole? If you want to send your asshole, absolutely go off Slay Queen. Send your asshole. Just do not talk about it to even one person.

Like, live your life. Here's the thing. Don't do it because you actually will get a horrible asshole burn. So, yeah. Like Josh Brolin, apparently. Josh Brolin, he posted a picture, I think, of this woman's post and basically said, try this perineum sunning that I've been hearing about. And my suggestion is do not do it as long as I did.

My pucker hole is crazy burned and I was going to spend the day shopping with my family and instead I'm icing and using aloe and burn creams because of the severity of the paint. I don't know who the fuck thought of this stupid shit, but fuck you nonetheless. Seriously. Now. I love how he was like, so now this sensitive part of my body that has never seen the light of day. One time in my life. Yeah.

I should probably just sit out there and cook it. I mean, his circadian rhythms and libido must have been fucked if he was like, I don't give a fuck. My asshole might be burning. He's like, my asshole's burned, but I'm ready to go. But I'm ready to put a bunch of aloe on my asshole. Let me lay some pipe. I don't know. Put this burn cream up my ass.

I'll try it. But I think you only need maybe two minutes at most of exposed asshole sun time. See, this is how it starts. You're trying it. I'm not saying it's going to be good. I'm just saying I need a reason to sun my asshole. And I'll say it's because I'm doing an experiment. These people, my God.

Oh, you're posting about sunning their asshole. God, keep some shit private. Is there a way to even escalate from there? I don't know. I feel like sunning your asshole, I don't know how you get some shit private. Is there a way to even escalate from there? I don't know. I feel like sunning your asshole, I don't know how you get more laughable. Why are people always listening to random white bitches telling them what to do about really sensitive body parts?

She has dreadlocks and she's in Joshua Tree. I'm saying like Gwen fucking Goop. Well, I think Gwyneth has that thing where people don't realize that between genetics and a lot of money her life is the way it is because of that not because she'd be rubbing her asshole with crystals no but she'd be like put some jade eggs in your pussy and then all the doctors are like no she's like okay steam your pussy they're like no okay i'm just saying i'm just saying why are people out here being like you know who I should listen to

the fucking gynecologist yeah like just just this random white woman with no degrees who calls herself a mermaid embodied if you ever call yourself

a mermaid sorry Valerie Tossie I love you embodied mermaid I dislike you wait who did you just apologize to my friend Valerie

I love to follow a lot of this shit on Instagram so I'll just be real with you what's an embodied mermaid I don't know I lowkey follow a lot of this shit on Instagram do you really? what's an embodied mermaid? I don't know I don't follow any mermaids oh okay I do follow a lot of like healers and stuff if you call yourself a mermaid

or like if you're a self described like babe boss babe I'm out I try to curate my Instagram feed for all positivity yeah so it's a lot of like accounts and healers and stuff like that. Hey, well, I commend that because- Dogs work way better. For you?

I'm allergic to dogs, Sophia. Jesus Christ, I just had to bring it up. You can follow an account without touching the dogs. Yeah, but I'm pretty sure you can still get sick like that. Boop my nose is what I follow. That's a dog account? Oh, wow. Your smile nose is what I follow. That's a dog account? Oh, wow. Your smile was so big when I said that's a dog account.

I follow a lot of dog accounts. Because their faces are right in the camera because you're like, boop my nose. Oh, and that's how they get that double tap on there. Yeah. I am smiling really big. I can't help it. I'm like, this is a good account. Well, that's about that for us.

Blair, thank you so much for coming through today. Oh my God. Thank you for having me back. You know I ride hard for the Zeitgang. Yeah, they ride hard for you. Thank you. I wish they rode harder for Subway Tuna though. Some people are like, you're disgusting.

I'm like, you know what? That's who I am. I don't give a fuck. That's a renegade personality I like to surround myself with. Renegade! We should also shout out Zeitgang for being so dope and listening to 420 Daily Zeitgeist. Yeah, exactly. And even random people who probably don't even know about Daily Zeitgeist and they're like, I like this shit.

Shout out to all y'all. Blair, where can people find you and follow you and support you? Oh, okay. So on Instagram and Twitter, it's Blair Saki. B-L-A-I-R-S-O-C-C-I. And, guys, I have my first solo show ever next week in L.A., December 12th, 10 p.m. at Lyric Hyperion. It's called Chew on This, and it's an hour of stand-up only about food. Wow.

Yeah, it's going to be like my whole progression and everything about food. Wow. Yeah. It's going to be like my whole progression and everything about food. So if you could come out to that, it would make me so happy because I've worked so hard on it. I'm going to try to go. That's awesome. Thank you. Yeah. You can get tickets in my Instagram bio or Twitter or on the Lyric Hyperion website. Hey.

Thank you. Powerhouse show. It would mean so much if you guys came out. Hell yeah. Yeah. When is it again? Sorry. Next Hey. Thank you. Powerhouse show. It would mean so much if you guys came out. Hell yeah. Yeah. When is it again? Sorry.

Next week, next Thursday. Next Thursday. December 12th. Oh shit. Well maybe if you come through everybody you might see some familiar faces. Yo, I think I can go.

We gotta support each other. We gotta love each other and it's all about love. You know, Blair reminded me you brought it back into focus. We gotta leave Melania alone and her fucked up decorations. Her fucked up decorations and her fugly fucking style and her and her unfortunate outfit i just think we should save it for when she does something bad

i know i agree i'm being i'm being flippant plenty of real things to hate her honestly and that's that's you know i get all that energy out on 420 Day Fiance. Yeah. Blair, is there a tweet that you like that you want to shout out? Oh, yeah. It's Dana Donnelly, and I'm sure she gets brought up a lot on this, but, you know, she's part of the, what I call the 24-year-old hot girl LA comedian mafia, which I love. Hot girl mob. I love all of them. They're extremely hot. They work super hard hard and they're really funny great writers um but yeah dana donnelly she tweeted um seriously

considering calling the cops on this girl using her viral tweet to plug her boyfriend's podcast she is clearly a danger to herself and others. And I just really felt that so hard because I have been that girl, unfortunately. Used a viral tweet to promote a Deuce podcast? I just like really always pushing my boyfriend's accomplishments above my own. Oh, come on. You got to start.

No, I've done a lot of work. I know, we're realigning now. Yeah, yeah, we're realigning. We are realigning now. But no, I've fallen hard in the past. In my youth. It's funny because my tweet is literally connected

to your tweet. Oh, really? Yeah. Well, Sophia, where can people find you and follow you? The Sophia, S-O-F-I-Y-A

on Twitter and Instagram. And you can listen to my podcast with Miles, 420 Day Fiance. Hey! And my other podcast, Private Parts Unknown and Instagram and you can listen to my podcast with Miles for 20 Day Fiance. And my other podcast Private Parts Unknown with Courtney Kosak. But listen to this tweet by Mads HQ.

Mads Mikkelsen? As an aside I went to see my boyfriend do a live show of his podcast last night and asked the man on the door to let me in backstage and he was like how do I know he's really your boyfriend? Sorry? In what world would I lie about having a podcaster for a boyfriend?

Sorry, Miles. I came here to dunk on Miles. I do other stuff too. Yeah, buy shoes. I love this show. My mother? I know.

You already said where you can find me. Okay, what about me? Oh, me? You can find me at Miles of Gray. Hey, Miles. Miles. Tell everyone where people can find you. At Miles of Gray on Twitter and Instagram.

A couple tweets I like. One is from Blair Saki right next to me. It says, you actually have no idea how busy my days are. There is little to no time left after I finish meditating, journaling, gratitude listing, and EFT tapping.

Like, when would I even have time to do a writing packet? And you know what, for self-care gang, I understand. I want you to wholly and completely accept yourself.

Okay? You need them emotional freedom techniques. You know what I mean? I get it. Go sun your butthole, you know? Sun your butthole

and wholly, whole, ass-holy complete yourself and accept yourself. Another one is from at Ryshut. It says, since the Irishman is way too long and a woman is only able to get a single line in while a bunch of white men talk to each other, doesn't that technically make it a podcast?

A lot of podcasts. Yeah, I was going to say, this is weird. We were all. That was such a funny tweet. And then Mike Racine, quote, tweeted it. Who's a notorious Italian man. And tweeted, hey, Ryan, how about you, Ryan, shut the fuck up. It made me laugh so hard.

Dude, everything's connected right now. This is so weird. We're all vibing. Well, also, you know, you can find us at Daily Zeitgeist on Twitter, at The Daily Zeitgeist on Instagram. We have a website, DailyZeitgeist.com, where we post episodes and our footnotes. Footnotes, thank you so much. We also have a Facebook fan page. And also, Daily Zeitgeist, it's a production of iHeartRadio.

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Well, I would like to give thanks to an L.A. band that I really like, Warpaint. I love them. And they have a track that I just heard recently. I believe it's from their Newton-Wilson album that came out three years ago. But the song is called White Out. And I love Warpaint because they're just so, they're like, they're L.A. And check out all their early stuff, too. They're a great band.

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