The Daily Zeitgeist - Swift Kelce: An American Wedding, Biohacked To Death 07.07.26

Episode Date: July 7, 2026

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Do you have a top three foods? This is so stupid that make your pee smell? Because I can only think of two. It's coffee and asparagus. Is there a third? It's not a food, but what do you call it, antibiotics? Oh, really? Yeah.

I just had to recently take a course of antibiotics, and you definitely notice in the bathroom. Oh, yeah. It's kind of like asparagus, where it's like, oh, that's strong. What is that? Yeah, yeah. You're like, oh, that's my own urine. Yeah. I got to add that to my list.

I think like burnt, like a burnt pizza or like a charred pizza. Oh, yeah. What? What? A burnt pizza? Wait, what if there's something where I clearly have a health issue? It's like, yeah. Sorbet?

Anytime I have sorbet or water. Any water, yeah. Water. It smells like a sewage treatment plant. I don't know why. I feel like, yeah, I'm trying to. Wow, burnt pizza is so funny. You're like, oh, I told you.

Babe, I told you that pizza was burnt. Get in here. God damn it. Yep. Oh, yeah, we're not going back there. We're not going back there. Oh, you don't know what piss is. Look at it.

It smells like burning hair. Honey, you're having a stroke. No, it's that pizza from yesterday making my smell pee. Oh, my pee smur. Yikes. Okay, good to know. People are saying I'm like, as a light Google, Um, turkey?

Turkey? Turkey, interesting. No, because it's a B vitamins? Burned turkey, thank you. No, is that's. Yeah, B vitamins. That is true. I had a friend whose mom used to give him a little baggy of vitamins

and he had to take like two B-12s. And you could tell when he had been in the bathroom before you. I just remember the color when I took B vitamins. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a gatorade. Totally.

Is it in you? Yes. It was. My urine. My urine on some B-12s. It's in me. This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human.

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We also have a no new, non-news, non-Newtonian news historian version of the show. Iconograph episodes dropping every morning where we take a look at the zeitgeist through the lens of a different icon. Just did a rerun this week, Sherlock Holmes. I know I was telling you about the Bjerk one that's coming out. It's coming. Don't worry. I just forgot we had a long weekend and we were holding on, we were sitting on that episode. Yeah.

You're too hard on yourself. You're way too hard on yourself. I will honor the Icelandic pronunciation. The Bjerk episode will be coming out soon and it's a fucking banger with prop. So worry not. Anyway, it is Tuesday, July 7th, 2026. It's National Strawberry Sunday Day. It's also Global Forgiveness Day.

It's Sunday Day. I don't know how else to say that. If you're an explorer by the name Odora, it's your fucking day also. And it's also tell the, oh, National Koi Day. Shout out to my child, the guy's child, whose favorite pastime is throwing fish food in a koi pond. And that shit does not get old. I thought you meant like being coy. You know, like, no, no.

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You know, even in defeat, there's still something to celebrate. And shout out L3, you know, the Mexican national team, for giving, really honestly, making L.A. like a super fun place to be during the world. Cup. So, shout out to y'all. I'm thrilled to be joined by my guest co-host today. He's got really cool glasses. He's got a really cool collection of Philadelphia sporting merchandise

that he just up and buys when he's getting the feeling. He's also a fantastic comedian. The least interesting person in the world. I don't know what else. He's like also a comedian. Also in viral recently, which we will be talking about. Please welcome to the microphone, my brother, from the same mother, Blake Wexler! Hey, it is Blake Lexler, aka, Blake up. My wife gave birth to two pups. Don't leave them unattended on a table. We wanted to.

Before they go to bed, they get a fable. We wanted to. I'm a father. Father. That is. I like how you jump to that one, like the bridge of the song. It's like, Father! I had to.

I had to. I had to. I took some creative liberties. Some of us respect the toxicity. album and that's okay if you jumped around like house of pain i couldn't you how are you blake you i'm good miles i'm great thank you for using my name yeah yeah i'm doing well you know i was i was i was it was touch and go there for a minute i was gonna call you something else no we were this is my first one since uh had kids i don't think i've done this in like over two months two

and a lot has happened a lot has happened i will talk we will get into that because a lot has happened as i gang has been wondering about you because you went viral outside of the the show, how dare you? I did. I feel like it's all part of the, the site. It's all part of canon. Truly. You know?

No, it is. And you've definitely found your way on the shitty part of the zeitgeist with your last couple of months. But Blake, we are thrilled to be joined today by two fantastic podcast hosts. Okay. We don't often have, we don't often get to have cool people on the show. No, almost never. We do.

And they have a fantastic podcast. called Ridiculous Crime. Okay? And we're not talking about, you know, there's a lot of true crime podcasts out there, but nothing's really looking

at like how funny, how wacky, how zania it can be. And as they say, 99% murder free and 100% ridiculous, which that is the kind of, that's what I'm looking for

when I look on the label of a podcast. I'm like, well, hold on, is it 99, 100% ridiculous. Fantastic. Well, that makes our host today.

Please welcome Zaren Burnett and Elizabeth Dutton. Hello. Hi. Welcome, welcome. Thank you. Thank you for having us. It's been too long.

It's been too long. It's been too long. Yes, please. That's for you, Blake. Yeah, I got it. I loved it. Why have you forsaken me? In your eyes forsaken me?

In your hearts, forsaken me? In your hearts is the most harmful part of all that. Eyes, I'll let it slide. Hearts. Yeah. Do you feel devastating? Blake, are you into system moving down? You just dabble to try and fit in.

That was one of my first albums I think I ever bought. Oh, toxicity? That's a good one. And it's the only one I listen to. I'm all like my resting heart rate. It was enough. You're like that's good. Yeah. What are we going to top this? Listen to POGO on loop. Darren, Elizabeth, thanks so much for coming by. How have you been? What's new? It's been too long. You know, it's been good. I've just been, you know, standing in my truth on my journey. You know, the this and the that. It's been good, Zaron. I've just been crossing off days so we got back here. On my calendar, I got to get a new calendar.

Get a new calendar. You're here. You're here. You're doing it. The show's great. It's doing fantastic. It's good to have you. We will be.

Thank you for having us. Oh, of course. Of course. No, like, we like to have people on with actually good podcasts on our show. Because that helps. It helps elevate. It's like, you know, we fuck with the Overton window a little bit here. Yeah.

Right. You see you have microphones. That's interesting. We should get those first. We should get those 12. Blake, why don't you take a bite out of your quote unquote microphone real quick. All candy. You got it at the ice cream

truck earlier. That doesn't even look like it. Remember that dumb ass toy that was like the ice cream cone that had the foam like would launch out? Yes. That was a good. It looks like. I used to fall for that all the time. Launch that mic, Blake. Yeah. Go ahead. Pop it off, bro. Go ahead. He doesn't

rock a mic with the panty hose. I got to respect that. Yeah. Got to. All right. Well, let's just take a quick preview of what we're going to be talking about first. Blake, you are back. I do want to just check in with you because you went viral because you had United Healthcare sweating, which is pretty cool. We love to hear when comedians have United Healthcare sweating. So we're going to talk. Just check in with that saga really quick for people who didn't know.

Also, we will be talking about the immortal biohacker Brian Johnson, who now has a quote, is so young. He's an incurable autoimmune disease. And we'll talk about what's going on with that. why it's actually not, it is manageable. Like, even though he is like, I have an incurable auto. It is, that is true. It is incurable. But a lot of people are like, it is manageable. And also people are like, this might also be some kind of grift he's winding up to do.

Then we'll also just check in with the AI actress Tilly Norwood. Because remember, her manager was like, oh, she's about to get signed. I don't have proof. But now he hasn't, they have a new claim about Tilly Norwood that they don't really have proof. Still has no proof. Yeah. Well, also hopefully check in with some, just, you know, the polls are not good for the GOP headed into the midterms. Trump doesn't seem to give a fuck about them at all.

So I'm just listening to what the freaks around Trump's orbit are saying. And it sounds like maybe there is some kind of underhanded plan to initiate fuckery for the midterms. So we'll talk about that and what that might be. And then obviously we didn't talk about it on the trending episode because we wanted it really, really give a moment to talk about the true main event that happened over the weekend. It wasn't America's 250th birthday. It was a Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey wedding. It was America's first birthday. That was true. Thank you. Exactly. Never forget. America was born July 3rd, 2026. So, hey, next year will be great. One year anniversary. We're going to love to see it. Before we do that, though, we'd like to ask our guests.

Wow, I really want Smeagle with it. We like to ask sargastics. Zarin, Elizabeth, what's something from your search history that's revealing about who you are, what you're into? I was thinking about that. I have been looking up a lot of information about blossom end rot in tomatoes. Okay, what is that? Okay, so here's the deal. I've been growing tomatoes for years and years.

And this year, I encountered something called blossom endrot that I've never had before. And it's like, it's exactly what it sounds like where the blossom was on the tomato starts to rot at the end. So you have these beautiful tomatoes, but you look at the bottom and it's all, it's disgusting. And so I found out that it's because of a lack of calcium uptake. And that isn't rectified by giving more calcium. It's that they say there's uneven watering. And that's why it's not getting. Now, I do everything right, guys.

So what happened? This is not an idea. I don't know. And that's what I've been like. I have like my search history is like Blossom Endrot, am I a bad person? Right. Like what are other reasons, guys? Yeah.

How does more lose the mandate of heaven? Yeah. Blossom end rot. Is Maimbiolik still acting? Different Blossom. She's got the straight up. Yeah. So, yeah, I think it has to do with the heat wave we had.

Ah, I see. So global warming. so AI. I can just go down the Blossom, myambiolic. You know, I think I saw her gnawing at my tomatoes overnight. Yeah.

In my garden, I turned a hose on her. Exactly. With a data center on her back. Yeah. She came riding in on a data center. She did. On one of those, like, killer robot dogs. Yeah, exactly.

Kicked a mo. What about you? Are they salvageable of these tomatoes? Oh, yeah. You know, there are people? It sounds like, right? Just add some calcium, even water. There are people, once it's, once it's turned you, there's no going back.

But then there are all these freaks on the internet. Just cut off the end. Just pour some milk on it. No, ma'am, that is rotten. Thus the name. Right, right, right, right. So I take them off as soon as I see it because I don't want the plant to expend more energy trying to fill something terrible. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

God, well, good luck. Have you tried using raw milk to cure your calcium needs? Well, I drink a lot of milk and then I pee into the, right. There you go. But is it stinky calcium B? Because it sounds like it's not enough calcium. Well, it's raw milk as recommended by the USDA. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So I'm also feeling really, really poorly today. I also may have a brain parasite. I'm not sure. If I start speaking at what sounds like tongues, please call medical. You're just sneezing out worms, then we got trouble. Could you imagine? I could see that in an event where RFK sneezes and like a kerchief. and just worms are out.

Yes. Oh, God. Get him back in there. He doesn't even try to hide it. Yeah, he doesn't. I'm putting that on my mental, my mental wish list of all these horrible things that I wish would have on live TV. Someone sneezing, yeah, worms out. Yeah.

Get back in there. Zarin, what's something you think, or not, what's something from your search history that's revealing about who you are, which you're in? Let's see. So this is kind of embarrassing. But last night, I was watching the Rockford Files. That's not the embarrassing part, Elizabeth. But the other part is, I hear this voice. I'm like, is that Joseph Cotton?

And I was like, you know, the co-star of Citizen Kane, friend of Mercury Playhouse actor, friend of Orson Wells. Friend of the show. Yeah, total friend of the show, Joseph Cotton. And I looked it up online. I was like, do, do, do the Rockford Files, Joseph Cotton. It's like, yes, Aaron. And I was like, oh, look at that.

The ears never lie. The eyes may lie, but not the ears. So, boom, there I am typing is Joseph Cotton on the Rockford Files at 1 a.m. that says so much about it. Right? Yeah. I love it. I needed that answer.

You couldn't have slept without that answer. No. I couldn't rest, couldn't sleep, couldn't eat nothing. I needed to know. Is that Joseph Cotton? Most people are like,

who is Joseph Cotton? He died in 1994. Yeah. I still must know. Is that fucking Joseph Cotton or not? God damn it. But wait,

is it, you watch Rockford Files on some crazy channel. Isn't it called like, great? Great. Yeah. Yeah, great TV.

Great. All the channels I watch, no one's ever heard of. They're like, that's a really good channel. Like, I swear to God it is on Hulu. Wait, what's the channel called? Great. Great. Like, great TV.

Yeah, like, make American TV great. But you have to say, like, oh, great. He's watching around for us from. Oh, wow. Cool. A lot of Franklin and Bash on that one, too. Yeah. God, God, I love.

Now they got house. So, you know, we're getting into the 90s. Oh, I may have to go in. Early on. Are you just a big. James Garner fan? Yes, I like James Garner, but I also just love it because it's nothing like right now. So I can just like hang out in 1970s, L.A.

And I once lived in L.A., so I'm like, oh, there's stuff there now. And it's just like an empty field. I'm like, this is amazing. It's like time travel through the TV. And he is just in the most charming actor. So you're just like, I'm just so amused. In fact, I used to wear, I used to buy sport coat blazers like his. And I called them my Rockford.

And my friends would be like, why are you wearing a Rockford to the beach? I'm like, well, you know, I got to look good. you were really you were about that fucking life where people even colloquially know it's like man he's rocking a rockford right now that's what he says I once wrote an essay article whatever about how I consider the Rockford files my therapist because like anytime I feel down I was popping a Rockford files all of a sudden I'm like oh the world melts away wow I might have to try that protest oh yeah instead of therapy take me away to your 70s

Reality. Oh, wow. Okay, Rockford Files. Shout out James Garner. Shout out Space Cowboys. That's my favorite James Garner work of art. Oh, really? Good one.

Good choice. It's only one I know. That Maverick. You ever seen the Great Escape? Nope. Never heard of it. Not interested in it. Don't care about it.

Is it? No, thank you. Is Tommy Lee Jones in it? I'm frankly kind of offended. I apologize to the group. Your Garner Cup is too full. Yeah, yeah. Flows it over and stain feet.

It run it over. Elizabeth, what's something you think is underrated? Underrated, crystal light. Okay. I believe in crystal light because I believe in me. Wow. Remember those commercials? Wait.

I'm an old crone. No, Crystal light's the best. I mean, I was around. I was like in the mid-80s. Yeah, yeah, okay. I wasn't wrong then, you know. I don't think it was directed at kids. I think it was directed at like middle-aged.

women. Yeah. And, you know, I was a young. I was an eight-year-old middle-aged woman. Oh, yep, yeah. Wait, so. Crystal light, you got you with that. But yeah, Crystal Light, that stuff's so good.

You put it in the fridge, kind of water it down a little. Yeah. Wait, now I'm going to have to play the 1984, I believe, in Crystal Lake commercial, just because I need to hear it, what it actually sounded like. Thank you. Okay. Doing some air. Calisthenics?

Look, it's what I eat and drink. I believe in the crystal light. Oh, diabolical. Nice. Oh, yeah. She picked up the crystal light, then did a nice little spin straight onto a scale. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

And it was like, yeah, wee. I believe in crystal light because I really hate me. No sugar, no saccharin, and no saccharine aftertaste. No sacrin aftertaste. Oh, right. It's hard to believe. There's only four calories to a glass. Woo!

Look how small this man is who just picked me up. Yeah. I like the whole thing is informed by Jane Fonda's jazz recess. Yeah. Yeah, it was definitely that. And wait, when did, what did Homegirls physical? Let's get physical. Oh, Olivia Newton-John.

Yeah, when did that album? I'd say maybe a little bit before then. This was all about the, like, high-cut leotard. Yeah. Like, way over the hip. Jamie Lee Curtis doing the aerobics. Oh, yeah, that Travolta movie. What was that called?

Yeah, late warmers. Yeah, where they're broke. I mean, that movie were like, they're all just like body rolling. There's so much hip thrust. What the fuck? Is this a class? You hear it kind of pop. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's deafening. The pot is so loud. You have to wear earplugs in the theater. You're in the theater. Your hair blows back. Like those old Maxel commercials. Like I got the fucking armchair. Blowed away by the fucking sound.

You know, that's why you have to stretch first, guys. Yeah, yeah. He didn't stretch first. Simple. No. Okay, the physical video came out in 1981. Yeah, I'm seeing the whole vibes. It's jazz or size.

And that Jane Fonda tapes. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Buns of steel. The Fonda tapes. Yeah. Oh, wow. Okay, good one.

But I believe in Crystalite. I should have brought a liaison. I remember at my school, like, that was a treat. We were, like, we would see him get that, like, big, orange Gatorade fucking drum. Oh, yeah. out and then they just came with like a fucking like municipal shovel

and just put the yellow powder in. And I'm like, I'm like, we got, we're eating good tonight, kids. Garden hose goes in to give it the water. It's got that plastic he taste from the line. Yeah, exactly. They rinse it out last time. The same shovel used the salt to driveway.

But they said it helps. Just a little bit of salt actually helps the flavor. People don't realize that. These are electric lights kids. Thank you. Thank you. So don't, don't drink them. If you do paste those granules, don't drink them, do not drink them.

Or don't tell your kids or don't tell your parents that you did. You still have your cats, we'll die. Yeah. Zaron, what's something you think is underrated? Underrated, eating breakfast food for dinner. Yeah. Nice. So long.

Like, okay, so I love waffles, French toast. And like, I never feel more like, I don't know, French king than I eat whatever food I want whenever I want. And if I'll be out there eating like, I don't know, bowl of cereal, a plate of scrambled eggs, hash browns. and I'm just like washing it down with a big tall glass of orange juice. And I'm like, ah, it's good to be the king. So that's, that's me. As you say that in your underwear at 10.30 at night, watching Rockford profiles. Exactly, because my leotard is drying.

Yeah. And I'm doing it all as I envisioned for myself. I love scrambled eggs and night. We're wearing my best bathrobe. Yes. You got a gooder bathrobe? No, but I'm good to get one. It's invisible.

No, I used to have a few, but they have all just been, they've fallen apart out of overuse. Damn, you got a good. You got Rockford's on deck, but you don't have a good bathrobe. I know. I'm not living right. Ah, man. Yeah, yeah, you got to, you got to set that out. Right now, I'm just actually still working on getting those like fuzzy topped slippers.

I need those then the bathrobe. Then the bathroom. Exactly. Exactly. Like, you know what, Zarin, let's say with you. What's something you think is overrated? Bill Maher. What the fuck, dude?

Really? Yeah, I think he's appropriately rated as the greatest comedian. Like, I honestly, I saw him the other day. don't watch his stuff, but he pops up on my social media. I'm like, oh, we're still doing this? Hilarious, right? It was like a, you know, whatever, a gallon of milk or a jar of man he's left out in the sun. That's about how much I wanted it. But then I was legit confused because he's there smoking a joint with Kevin Spacey. I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, I thought this guy was like on. And does he smoke pot? Then I just scroll away. Because I don't know, I didn't know anybody still wanted

to share his stuff, let alone watch it. But there it is in my social media. I'm like, is this just, like, rage bait? Is that what we're doing now? Yeah, he's just like, he's just become like a Gen X, Edge Lord. Right. Yeah. Like a traffic cop of comedy. Yeah. And it's not even funny.

And he's like, oh my God. These people are so uptight, aren't they? And like, you're just smoking a joint, like kind of coughing while you do it. I'm like, my bro. What? His audience turns on it most of the time from clips I've seen. They're always like either booing or not clapping and he gets mad at them. I'm like, this is amazing.

Always, always. They like, people will like cheer that like some progressive candidate won. He's like, oh, shut the fuck up. What do you know? What do you know? Really? Oh, shut up. You're fucking lying to yourself. Anyway. So I'm here with Ku Klux Klan Grand Wizard, my guest today. Talking about these fucking libs won't shut the fuck up. They're crying all the time.

Yeah, he is so fucking insufferable. And I mean, yeah, like that Kevin Spacey thing was just sort of like, yep, and that's where you're at, dude. You're smoking weed in a basement with Kevin Spacey. And like pushing it on him, like you want to get up? No, no, I'm trying not to. I'm trying not to. I've kind of got some shit going on. I'm on house arrest. That's why you're here.

I can't leave my home. And I've also been pretending for sympathy to be unhoused, is what I say. They'll make this, my own actions ruined me. Now, someone hire me, please, please. I'll do K-packs, whatever it takes. Who wants K-packs too? Electric Bugaloo, I'll do it. I don't give a fuck.

Please. I don't do fucking abuse stuff. I don't know, man. Please. I'm fucking canceled. Yeah, yeah. Just sit your ass down, Kevin Spacey and Bill Marr. Although he's still, I mean, it's just, it's wild too.

Like, he's still so consistent, like, with his Islamophobia, too. That, like, everyone's just like, are you, like, you're still doing the same shit? Yes. And then also being like, and I'm also good with black people because I dated Superhead. Right. So, yeah. I bring it up whenever I can. Whenever I can. Yeah.

I always tell black people, I'm invited to the cookout. Oh, God. I don't need your invitation. Okay. Did he just win the Mark Twain prize? Yes. Yeah, dude. It's one of these guys like, oh, Conan got it.

That makes sense. And then they give it to someone like him. It's like, what even is this a surprise or is it like a badge of horror? Oh, shut the fuck up, Blake. You're just a fucking hater. Shut the fuck up. Okay. You don't know what you're talking about.

You don't even smoke. weed and cough it out in a panic like I do. Fuck out of here. Anyway, man, Catholics are so fucking cool. Thank you. Got to love them. Elizabeth,

what's something you think is overrated? Topo chico. I'm stick with the beverage thing. It's like, it's like sucking on like a mineral deposit and a cave. It's aggressive. It's not, you know,

it doesn't have the soothing qualities of crystal light. It's, Topo chico, I describe it as, as Dr. Dre put it. Explosive. West Coast shit. Because the first time I had a Topo Chico,

the fucking bottle nearly blew off my lips because the carbonation was so intense. It's pokey water. It is pokey. Pokey water. It is pokey. And when I say to that, I give you a Dre. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Thank you, Dr. Dre. The doctor is in. Do you like, are you? Are you a seltzer person or you just generally You're not really into that shit anyway? I'm not really into that. I don't care for sparkling waters.

I mean, I'll dabble. I'll dance with the devil every now and then. But like, it's not my first choice. First choice, you're going for dry crystal light powder. I just snort crystal light off the counter. Just doing gummers of that shit. Exactly. I'm just goofing crystal light.

Catch her in the bathroom with a key in crystal light. Just going to your stuff. studio right now. It's just a bunch of parliaments with crystal lights. I was going out the filters. Exactly. Somehow sadder than if it was actual drugs. This is much worse. Are you all okay? Yeah, yeah.

Why? Why? Why? Why? You tried it? It's good. It's good. It's good. It's cool, school, school. Love that. Yeah. All right, well, great overs under search histories. Thank you. Let's take a quick break. We're going to come right back. And I got to talk to Blake. We got to talk to Blake. We got

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you welcomed two beautiful children into the world. You had twins. Two babies. Wow. Big ups. Yeah. Thank you. Then I just began, like, after obviously,

obviously you and I checking in, like, oh, has it been, has it been? Then I just saw your shit popping up on Reddit. I saw your face popping up on TikTok. I saw your face popping up on TikTok. saw your face popping up on blogs. One post was just called Dear Baby Girl Twin A was the name of a blog post I saw. And I look and it's your face.

So Blake, can you just break down just kind of briefly? What, what, why did you become a sort of news item recently as it related to the birth of your twin children? Yeah, it's, uh, thank you for asking. It's, so I'm still not even quite sure what happened, but I, uh, posted a video. because we have, we're so fortunate to have United Healthcare. And by we, I mean humanity. I think the whole world is very fortunate that it exists.

And we had twins and they're all good, perfectly healthy, but often twins wind up in the NICU because, you know, they come early, blah, blah, blah. So we ended up getting a letter, sorry, by we. This is, it's, we didn't. That's the whole fucking weird thing is that, so healthcare companies deny claims all that. It's their favorite thing to do. They deny them all the time. It's their main. So they do more than their only coverage.

Yeah, yeah, exactly. Correct. Yeah. They, they, they're a health care deniers. We're in the declining coverage business, actually. We're not the health care business. Yeah. It's all they do.

So we got a letter. So that wasn't, if it was just a letter saying that like, we're denying health care coverage to your baby. I'd like, well, that's not a surprise. That's what they do. But they didn't send it to me, the grown up. They sent it to the baby and didn't use the baby. And didn't use the baby. name called the baby baby girl twin A and told her that they were not going to cover her

stay in the hospital. And so I posted, like, that was the fun, like the tragically funny thing. I'm like, this is so fuck that they can't even, they're sending it to a child and that was her first experience in the world. Yeah. Yeah, just baby girl twin A. And then I'm like, oh, that's, like, oh, that's. Yeah, baby girl twin.

Right, right, right. And, and even that, I'm like, because we don't want to like post photos of them. We don't want their names out there. I've never been a parent before. So I'm like, I want their privacy. So even this, I'm like, fuck, should I even post anything about them at all? You know?

And then I'm like, this will get like 300,000 views. And I will be, that would be so, like, crazy if it gets that. And then I think it got up to like 25 million. I'm getting like texts from like CNN and NBC Nightly News. I don't know how they have my number. And that's another thing. It was just a big fucked thing. Oh, it was from you.

Okay, cool. I kept reaching out to them. I'm like, I know Blake, Wexler. He comes on this podcast all the time. It's called Daily Zag Guys. You guys can check it out. Anyway, you need a number or something? I can have a 10 bucks for giving you his number.

Yeah, what's up, dude? You got Crystal Light? It's where you substituted all the ads on episodes for a week with my kid's social security numbers. That was really strange that you did that. Yeah, that was really weird. There was another fucked up thing where Newsweek had reached out to United Health Care. and posted in an article information that we did not approve about like the children, which was crazy. And so United Healthcare, after all this, told Newsweek that they were paying for the healthcare, but never told us.

So I don't know what's happening. So, so it seems like it. Yeah, because when I texted you, you said you learned from that article that United was like, oh, no, no, they're not on the hook for that. Right. But you, as it stands, you've not heard. They have not told me personally. Have they followed up with your twin baby girl eight? Yeah, yeah, she's, they keep waking her up in her nap.

They actually, yeah, they're, they're trying to resell her diapers to make money off of them. Yeah, it's, so I don't know where, I mean, like, there's, I don't know, like, what I can talk with what I can. I mean, who fucking cares, but yeah. No, I mean, obviously don't, don't put any. No, no, no, no. litigation at risk while you're talking about it on a podcast. It's also so hard to use their app where I'm like, is this, is this, what is this? What is this? I don't know what anything means. It's so crazy.

Yeah. That's all by design. So how are, how are baby Maria and Luija doing right now? They're great. That's been the, they're, they're amazing. That's so sweet. Yes. Thanks, Elizabeth. Yeah, they're, they're great. Yeah. And you do. And you do, you never mind. I was going to say. Who were you going to say? Nothing. We can cut it. No, I was going to say, you have a mobile of Luigi Mangione hanging up above the crib. That is the craziest thing is like every single comment on those.

Dude, I saw the comments were wild on your video. It was all exactly what you would think it would be. And one funny note is like, I've been complaining to my therapist for years that I need a viral video to get followers because that's all stand-up. Matt, like all for stand-up. That's how you get booked. You need fucking followers. That's what your therapy is about, too? Yeah.

I need a goddamn crowdwork clip to go viral. Fuck. The fucking entertainment industry. It's not a merit-based thing anymore. Of course, I think I have merit, which is also fucking bullshit. But I was like, I'm sorry. But like, I don't think these sessions are actually doing anything. You know, I hate to bring this up.

What's the point of these sessions? I don't have a single viral fucking post. I don't have a single viral video. And then I finally get what I immediately call her up. I'm like, I'm having a fucking panic attack. I finally get what I want, like, quote, quote, want. I can't handle it emotionally. Not that like I have some big standing or anything.

But yeah, heavy lies the crown man. Heavy lies. Most importantly, yeah, the babies are good and so. Yeah. Well,

thank you for asking. Luckily, luckily this is happening in an environment where no one has any sympathy for a fucking healthcare company. And all, yeah, just 100% heads on fire anger towards that.

Crazy. I like how people were like, everyone can relate to it. They're like, well, like, legally their names aren't baby girl twin A, so probably, doesn't apply to them. I was like, I like that very superficial logic, but that's not how

debt works in this country. That's like some sovereign citizens. Yeah, yeah, right. It doesn't apply. I actually don't answer to that name. And no takebacks. So there you go. No takebacks is so funny. My children were merely transiting through the hospital. So they, they were not staying in the legal definition. Well, good to know that so far, all is well. That ends well. I guess we should also, in the healthcare world, we should talk about the biohacker, Brian Johnson, who we all look up to who, you know, he's I think 48 now.

And like I said, every time we look at it. And counting downwards. Yeah, yeah. He's 48. Honestly, he doesn't look a day over 49 when you look at him, which is great, which is great. I think for people, I feel like most of us know who he is. If you listen to this show, we talk about him a lot because this guy has, would spend like millions of dollars annually.

to explore all kinds of anti-aging technologies, including having his son's blood and measuring his boners to make sure he's like, all right, good. Time, no, I'm dying. Normal family stuff. Yeah, yeah. Did you do yours too, son?

Let's do them together, boy. All right, yep. It's like the Mike Johnson School of Health. Yeah, yeah, exactly, with covenant eyes. My son's in a rebellious face. He won't let me measure his dick. He's on like parent support. forms. He's like, you guys going through this too? I don't know, man. You know, what can I say? He's just, he's just in that, like, rebellious, like, 23-year-old phase. What can you do? How do I deal with this? When you've dealt with this, you've all had this experience.

All right. You're using your son's boner blood to fight off mortality. Is it causing tensions that your dinner table to? I don't know. Let me know. He was saying stuff like, quote, we are the first generation that won't die, like, actually won't die. I don't plan. I don't plan. I don't plan. on dying. I do. Don't threaten me like that. I love like actually won't die. It's like just to reiterate. We are the first generation that won't die. Like actually won't die.

Okay. Cool. Glad to know that's your stated goal as you drink your son's bone or blood. But it turns out he just recently announced that he has a quote, incurable autoimmune disease and says that like that is actually his stomach is quote eating itself. Um, yes. Definitely not supposed to do that. Yeah.

You don't want to. You can't park there. Stupid stomach. Dumb tummy. Got dummy tummy. I don't know why. I got dummy tummy and it won't go away. Um, but yeah, this is like a lot of people are like, oh, wow, he's got some kind of incurable autoimmune disease.

And he does. That, that is true. Some, you know, GI doctors are like, it is manageable. You know, like a lot of the symptoms are like, nause. There's like all kinds of things vomiting. And Johnson. has been like, well, even though I have this incurable disease, I'm going to fucking solve it. This is where I'm like, hmm, now is this pride before the bathroom or just, I don't know what

exactly he has in, like, in his mind for all of this? But he has said, he's like, we're going to do everything we can to basically beat this thing. And I'm working with, you know, he's got all kinds of technology that he believes he's going to do this with. Yeah, he's got more hubris than 10 men, half his age. Yeah, right. He said, he's like, we will quote. try and solve the condition, which he says only about two and five percent of people have. I think it is also good to remember. He has this guy, like, has been called by the right as the, quote, healthiest man in the world. Yeah.

And again, nothing funny about autoimmune diseases. But like this fucking guy, right, in addition to like borrowing his son's blood and injecting poison into his dick and shit like that, he has used bogus immortality claims to sell a bunch of pseudoscientific bullshit to the gullible and desperate. And this feels like one of those things where it's an autoimmune thing where like that's manageable, like not fatal. Right. He's just kind of like, watch, I'm going to beat this shit. And it's going to be fucking, I'm playing this shit on God mode. He's trying to, he's trying to blame the condition on a childhood diet of soda and fast food. He said, quote, as a kid, I ate sugar cereal, drank sugary soda and gobbled down fast food.

I had a few healthy years in my early 20s, but then became a young father of three and began building a bill. Now, one gastroenterologist was like, it's just as likely that his disease was caused by his experimental health interventions. Yeah, you think? But potentially not acknowledging that because he's, quote, worried that it would affect his brand by being like, I may have given myself an autoimmune disease with like sipping boner blood and stuff like that. But I'm going to go ahead and say it's the cereal. I read that he was diagnosed in his 20s with hypothyroidism and as an autoimmune, that's Hashimoto's. And like, shout out to my fellow Hashimoto's crew. So, hash heads.

Once you have one autoimmune, it, like, can trigger others. And especially if he's doing all this junk to himself. Oh, yeah. You know, he's, what I love so, so much is that the other Brian Johnson will likely outlive him. And that's the lead singer of ACDC. Oh, wow. How other, How other white needs?

How old recreational drugs? 78. Yeah. Yeah, he's going to do it. He's never going to die. Come on now. He better not. He's still performing.

Yeah, but this cat, you know. Yeah. I once read through his regimen, like his daily regimen is so insane. And I think he really has to deal with this sort of compulsive behavior. Oh, 100%. One might want to check that. And I guess this, the time.

Hum-Tum thing is because he doesn't absorb iron correctly. But I think it's because he's eating like lab grown. It's because of this crystal light. He's crystal light deficient. Yeah. Can you imagine like Pepsi's like,

hey man, we got a brand idea for you, man. For some SpawnCon. Why don't you say crystal light fucking cured your autoimmune disease? Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm down. I wonder if his bone

blood provider when they heard this news we're like, all right, everybody's working overtime, fire up the fucking machines. This guy's going to be more poker blood than ever. Our sons, sons are going to be rich. We're going to be this fucking idiot. Pump it in them now. We got to turn it out, churn it out.

Yeah. Oh, Brian. I mean, it's just like one of those things. It's like, you know, death is inevitable. And part of the beauty of it is like using that to help you live a like fulfilled life and one where you give back rather than like, fuck him a piece of shit. And the ride can't

end now. So it's got to go on forever because I'm not willing to fucking deal with anything. Help, help. My wax wings are melting. Yeah, right. Exactly. Like in a hundred years, his decrepit, like, let's say he somehow cracks the code and lives that long. Like, everyone

he knows is dead. Yeah. His kids are dead. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's like, and he probably would look maybe a little bit worse than he already does, which he looks like, Like someone forgot a wax statue somewhere. Yes. And they're like, oh, wait a second.

That was supposed to be put out last week. Yeah. Right. It's just kind of moldering. Oh, did you leave it out? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like sort of translucent. Sort of.

Right. Yeah. Got to. Yeah. It's no, it's no great feat, you know? Yeah. Yeah. And he takes something like a hundred pills a day or something.

I'm sure it's liver loves that. Yeah. And meanwhile, he could be the other Brian Johnson, entertaining folks all around the world by basically playing the same four songs over and over. That's crazy. So you're taking 100 pills a day and your stomach's eating itself? Yeah. Wow. How did this happen? Let me do the math on this. Oh, it's weird. That's crazy.

Isn't it fighting death how Anakin Skywalker became Darth Vader? I mean, isn't this like a very basic cautionary tale that we've worked out a million different ways, a million different times? Yeah. And was like, let's just ignore it one more time. Brian Johnson, go for it, brother. Go ahead, man. This ends well every time. The track record is. flawless. People are batting a thousand when trying to fight death. Never, they're never compounding. Something's a little new. I don't know if we need to make that a part of it. But yeah, there is a path, though. I'll give you that. I haven't seen the kids boner blood thing

before. That's fantastic. We don't like that. Maybe that's a force multiplier. I don't know. We'll have to see. All right. Also, I just want to check in. We were talking Blake yesterday on the trending episode about how like all the AI CEOs are like, we may have overblown like the no one's going to have a job anymore because of AI. If anything, we probably should have said no one's going to have a job because AI is going to completely tank the economy. There's probably a better thing to say.

Whole industries will go under. There's no money anymore. And it's not because of universal basic income. It's just we fucking used all the money. Yeah. It's like money, the water. It's kind of a barter from now. Dude, you had to burn literal notes to make the shit go.

Like physical money's even gone. We really fucked this up. It's all gone. Anyway, so this kind of like sort of feeds into the Tilly Norwood thing because last year she was the first, I guess, AI actress to be almost kind of maybe theoretically signed to a real talent agency when people were like, she's going to be the first AI signed to a talent agency. And then when people are like, read the whole fucking quote, the claim was made by the AI company that created this book. Yeah. That's, it's just bullshit.

And now Variety, breathlessly, is reporting that Tilly Norwood to lead new movie called Misaligned, marking feature debut for AI actor. Again, just fucking read a little bit more

than just some asshole claiming it. And you will see that this garbage fucking movie is being put together by the same fucking company, Particle 6. That was the one being like, She's about to get signed to like UTA or something.

Please don't print the press release. Yeah. This is like fucking a guy dressed like Colonel Sanders. Like, yeah, I'm actually going to be in this like fried chicken commercial for KFC. But anyway, yeah, it's real big move for me. Yeah, real huge. The news says that. People are saying.

A lot of people are saying. And actually, and that's my, that's my marketing department actually saying that out loud, sending out press releases. But again, the fucking. these shame on all these fucking trades for just again not even pointing that out just putting the stupid fucking headline out than being like rather than be like holy shit tilly nor what's coming for our house is being like man these fucking idiots keep i don't know

asshole says thing is gonna happen just ignore it everything is hype now it's like a whole world's run by carnie so we're like oh yeah i love this yeah yeah yeah isn't that great it's like are you just like retweeting that you're doing like the journalistic version of retweeting without even looking at, yeah, yeah, pretty much. Well, there aren't journalists in any of these newsrooms. It's just, you know,

I mean, the first job I had out of college was a reporter at a daily paper. And people were working like crazy hard. You know, we had all these stories we had to generate. And as like the newcomer, I was given press releases, but I wasn't supposed to just flip them around and turn him into a story. I was supposed to like wreck them.

Like, pick all this thing apart. And if it's really cool, right about it. If it's not right about that. And it was just like, that doesn't exist anymore. Right. Yeah, yeah. I think it's like one person doing pagination and being like, all, that'll fit. This press release fits there.

Right. Because they're also like, well, we're variety and we're owned by the Penske family. Yeah. Zoom out. And what's what other fucking things does the Penske family, like the Penske media corporation, have their hand in? And you're like, it's all just like, so yeah, it's all just, hey, Can you say stuff about me that's cool for me?

For me. Thank you so much. By me, for me, about me. Thanks. And we're not asking. We're not asking. Sorry, sorry. I didn't say, I said, motherfucker, do this shit or do it.

Okay. I just do want to just give people an idea of like what this thing is even supposed to be misaligned, which is again, by particle six, the same fuckers that created Tilly Norwood. It's described as a comedy drama. telling a quote coming of age story infused with existential AI chaos set inside the so-called Tillyverse. Fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, no. God.

A surreal digital world located somewhere up in the cloud. The film will follow Tilly and AI being with no real body, no childhood and no lived experience of her own. Oh, I love a character with absolutely fucking nothing behind it. No body, no childhood, no experience. No life, no fucking history. No, what the, okay. So relatable.

Perfect. Yeah. Right. I love it. Only access to everyone else's, oh, plot twist. Things spiral when a seductive rogue bot from the dark web convinces her to abandon her guardrails and begin developing desires, impulses, and ambitions making her more human. Uh-huh. So the story of Satan going to the Garden of Eden, tempting Eve with the apple and then having death into the world because of the choice.

That's the plot. Yes. Yes. Okay. Yeah. That's it. Yeah. We, for legal reasons, couldn't say that because we didn't have sued by the Bible. But that's what they're really what's it is. That's what the AI told us was a good. We just said, what's like the most age-old cautionary tale. Spin that into the Tillyverse. What's the best selling book ever? Take chapter one. Chapter one. What's the, yeah. And from that, can you make that in the Tillyverse? When a rogue, the AI prompt. When a rogue snake bot was, yeah. This is. This is. worse than hologram Tupac because at least people liked

how they liked Tupac you know so holograph Tupac is like okay that's doable I guess

I was there Coachella 2012 2012 I was fucking there because I was like bro hold my blunt I need to go see

they're bringing Tupac back bro it was so under fucking wellming like yeah

because also I didn't I was like probably 200 yards from the stage so like I just saw like a flicker

of light and then you're like it's motherfucking Tupac and it was like and then just like and it was like some AI version of his voice or like a really good Tupac voice and person like what's the fuck is up

Coachella and we're like and then played one song and then by the end of it like it was that was it it was really it wasn't it wasn't worth it at all but that was that was such a pure time because we weren't so cynical

about it but we're like what do you mean? what do you mean? Tupac's coming back. You know, it was a magic trick. Yeah. In light form.

He's like shot out of R2D2. Yeah. Projected onto you. It was a big clot point. All right. Artilito. Hey. You're good.

Hey. I had a boss who, when I used to work at the laser tag place, all he did was R2D2. He was like an adult nerd. And he would always be like, and you're like, oh, shit. And I was like, how you do that?

How you do that, Mark? Let me fucking learn that. Let me put a little bit of that in my quiver next time. What I want to do? Smug bastard. He's like just looking around. Like, I know how good I am. He's like, here's another one you might like,

oh. Oh, okay, Mark. Oh, shit, Mark. Okay. I see you. I see you. Mark. He's like, yeah, I actually, I have a photo with Ken.

Danny Baker, who is the guy who's actually inside the R2D2 suit. Really great guy. Really great guy. All right. Let's touch quickly on midterm elections because those are on the horizon. The polls that come out continuously are not good for the GOP or Trump. The line continue to go down. And it doesn't seem like Trump gives a fuck.

Like there was an affordable housing bill that he like refused to sign because he's like, there needs to be voter suppression in this bill or else I won't even say. sign the most like milk toast housing affordability legislation to like give people a win to even run on like in the era of everything's too expensive. He denied the Republicans the ability to be like, well, we just did sign this affordable. Right. Nope. Okay. No need. Yes not. He doesn't care about legislative wins at all. He's hostile towards anyone that mentions affordability around him and continues to double down on foreign policies that hurt everyone, including his own base, double triple.

Add to the fact that he is also sitting on a fuck ton of cash that would normally help campaigns. Quote, President Donald Trump is sitting on more than a $350 million war chest, but Republicans are starting to feel shortchanged. This is from Politico. MAGA, Inc., a pro-Trump pack, hasn't spent directly on a race since March. Since then, MAGA Inc. has only given $560,000 to MAGA, Kentucky. which used it to back Ed Galarine's challenge against Kentucky Representative Thomas Massey. So they're like, uh, you know, we're getting to the business end of like midterm season here. And we kind of need, you know, you need money to like buy like propaganda slots for air and all print and all that kind of shit.

And, you know, we could kind of use some of that because people aren't as enthusiastic on the GOP. And right now, generically, Democrats have like a five point edge, which I'm sure is causing Chuck Schumer and Hakeemperies to be like, okay, fuck man. let's just like sail in without doing too much, man. Let's just fucking count on this five point cushion to not fucking do anything too appealing to broaden a coalition of voters that would probably augment the support we have. We could use this task for donations. We could chip away out a little bit too. I mean, why not?

Yeah, a little bit. I mean, honestly, the tent is too big if we're allowing progressives and socialists in there that are getting a ton of enthusiasm at a grassroots level. no, we need to half the tent. Probably. And like right now there's like, so what's the plan? Obviously the Save Act is something Trump has been screaming about. He wants voter suppression.

He wants proof of citizenship at the ballot box, which everyone's like, that's kind of self-defeating, Mr. President. I don't know if you know how many people are going to be able to just whip that shit out casually, unless like what, is the passport good enough? And if it is, then I'd hate to show you the numbers on who. who the passport holders are. Exactly. It's not your guys.

It's not going to work out this. It's not, it might not work out. You're not sampling culture. No, no, no, no, no. They are willing to just like see a Twitter video. I'm like, exactly. That's why I ain't never going there to that shit hole.

Nope. So there is a plan that has been uttered. Steve Bannon has been talking about this, which is like, you know, good to know because he's usually like, usually the genesis of like some of the most terrible ideas. Oh, yeah.

Get into Donald Trump's mind. The, like, most destructive ones that just tear it all down stuff. Yeah. Yeah, because he's over here, like, in his, like, green hunting jacket, like, just sweating, spitting. Like, we've got to fight America. We've got to save this fucking place. Dude, his pee smells terrible. Oh, yeah.

And he doesn't drink coffee or asparagus. No. It's just like maple syrup. Yeah. Oh, boy. Yeah. Yeah. And it's like, I just, I just picture, like, a tap, too.

It's not even like, just like a maple syrup tap. It's like, Yeah. Yeah. Just got to. Sorry, I got to just create some space in the tank. So this is kind of, according to media matters,

based on what we've heard MAGA people say is kind of what the steps would be. First, quote, the White House would declassify and release documents purporting to show foreign interference in U.S. elections, especially by the Chinese Communist Party. And Venezuela, right? Yeah. And that too, even though you're like, what? You're like, you can just do that because you can,

pretend whatever's happening in Venezuela is real because you've, you're trying coerced them to do whatever the fuck you want. Next, Trump would use that supposed proof of a stolen election to declare a national emergency, thereby, according to those pushing the idea, giving him extraordinary powers over the upcoming midterms. That move would serve as a way to advance the anti-voting or anti-voting rights measures in the SAVE Act, like forcing voters to prove their citizenship without having to actually pass the law, which right now Congress is not able to do.

Like, they're able to do it in the House, but everyone in the Senate's like, no. Yeah. This isn't good. No, this is not good. And this is also such a waste of time. Why aren't we trying to, like, even Republicans like, can we fucking try something about affordability? It's just anything. Like, I get that you think you're going to cheat, but like, shit, I can't, I have to

go home to my district. Yeah. And I can't just keep being like, oh, we're going to do something. Right. They aren't buying it. So, yeah, because of that. this seems like an elegant sort of solution. And yeah,

this is things we're hearing from also like the officer of the director of national intelligence. The people in the White House are saying this. Like I also said, Bannon is sort of at the center of this. So, you know, let's just keep your eyes open because again,

from Trump's perspective, it damn sure looks like he doesn't feel like anything has to be done outside of whatever he thinks he can do behind the scenes. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. So keep your eye on. I buy it. I mean, that's, that's, I think having, um, the allegations of foreign interference be the impetus for it makes this the cleanest thing. Because I've been thinking like, how are they going to get a national emergency before the elections?

Yeah. And that's like, that's the, that's the. Yeah, not to get too black barbershop about it, but that is the best way to do it other than the other. Zerin stay woke. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They need, it's like it's sort of like a, with like a foreign policy false flag event basically with this. Yeah. Because I mean, honestly, like, if you want, you know,

fucking evidence of election interference, you can just go to 2016, babe. Yeah, you got plenty. You got some there to look at. Elon and his Starlink stuff. Anything. Look. This little kid telling us.

Look, I just mean. Welcome to a barbershop, Elizabeth. Yeah. Listen, I have ho tap. Welcome in. There you go. Oh, wow. Yeah.

You're like, you're like, where's a doctor? Y'all got that new Dr. Umar tape. There's not a conspiracy theory I've met that I haven't at least half been into it. Yeah. I love them. Go on, Dr. Umar. What were you saying? Not that truth, huh? Tell me about these, these biracial black athletes.

And what's wrong with them, Dr. Lamar? The mother's a white. You know, that's the problem. You know what that is? You know, here we go. All right. Well, keep your eyes open because obviously this whole party is, it can't win with doing absolute absurd rat fuckery.

So, yeah, exactly. Count on it. Count on it. Yeah. All right. Let's take a break. Make Nixon look lazy. Yeah, right?

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It was a private, top secret event that only just. disrupted the entire midtown area of Manhattan. It was so cozy. So cozy. And it feels like I saw the guest list. I'm like, who the fuck didn't go to this thing? Like Adam Sandler was the efficient. I just can't.

I can't. And then you had, I saw like Donald Glover going there. I'm like, what the fuck? And then also we even had Stephen J. Demetriou, the executive chair of Amentum Services, the contractor that runs the largest ICE detention center. Yeah. Also there, it was a who's who?

He was a plus one. He was a plus one, though. We didn't know he was coming. Technically. He was a plus one. Yeah, he was a plus. Yeah, he was RFCA's plus one. It was there.

RFCA was invited. Also, not his wife. He's like, not his wife. The owner of the largest ICE detention center. People were just going to keep talking about Larry David, if I bring you, Cheryl. Come on. They weren't matching jeans.

It was cute. Yeah. He's fun. He's fun. He's a good guy. Just give my chance. The AMC Theater CEO Adam Aaron was there too. He posted like an account of what was going on before it got deleted because I was like even before the wedding, everyone was talking about how everyone's probably going to be signing NDAs that are enforceable even in the afterlife. Yeah.

But yet this guy was like, whoa, whoops, sorry, sorry about that. I mean, which you'd hate to see. I mean, at such a wonderful, intimate event at a New York City sports arena, you hate to. You hate to see it just ruined by people's blabber-mouthing. Also, Paul McCartney played, I want to hold your hand. And according to setlist.fm, this was the first time he's performed it since 1964.

What? Jesus. Yes. A lot of people are having trouble seeing another performance of Paul McCartney doing this. How much do you think they paid him? Oh. Who knows? Yeah, I can't.

I mean, is there like backdoor trading, where he's like, look, you know I hooked up all of your great grandchildren with eras backstage. This is what I want from you. You withered old fuck. At my wedding, you sing I want to hold your. Give a fuck if you haven't signed it since before the fucking Civil Rights Act. The whole thing was like if you gave the most basic people, just a ton of money, shit ton of money, and said, throw your ideal prom. Oh, God.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want Adam Sandwell to host it. I want Adam Sandler. You know that was Travis Kelsey's pick. That was like the only thing he got to do. But that totally reminds me there's this comedian on Instagram, Zoe King, and she's boyfriend Fight Club. Have you ever seen her where she does this thing of what it would be like to go to dinner with Travis Kelsey?

Okay. And they're hysterical and she's got this long thing. If you watch one, you're like, okay, she's nailed it. And that's basically what happened with this wedding where, you know, Travi wants something cool. And it's, you know, he loves Adam Sandler movies. would guess. Right. And chicken tenders.

And chicken tendies. Right. It's like just looking at this fucking list, Adam Sandler, Jack Antonoff, Ashanti, Elizabeth Banks, John Battiste. I'm skipping like every 10 names. Benny Blanco, Millie Bobby Brown, Tom Brady, Sabrina Carpenter, Sasha Baron Cohen, Tom Cruise, Laura Dern, Lena Dunham, Rich Eisen. Fucking Rich Eisen was there.

Rich Eisen. They're so famous. Cologram Tubach. He was there. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, you have sportscasters. You've got Tom Hanks, Esteeheim, Ethan Hawk, Ice Spice, Dakota Johnson. Like, it's true. Like, there are so many people, Pat McAfee, Peyton Manning, uh, fucking Nelly, Stevie Nix, Conan O'Brien. It was basically, if you weren't there, you were washed. Like, there's some of these, you're just like, what's your, Ethan Hawke, what is your connection here? Right.

Laura Dern. What's your connection here? What's Stephen Spielberg? Does he intersect with? Is she ever done a song for one of his movies or anything? Did they pay everyone to come? Could you have? Previs knows his name.

Please. There you go. He doesn't know who he doesn't know if he's Stephen King or he's Madgiver. He's like, I don't want to get married, babe. She's like, we have to fucking get married, you fucking idiot. It's good for my brand. Now, fuck. If you agree to the wedding, then you can fucking pick everything else.

Yes. Okay. Sweet. We're getting married at Madison Square Garden. Adam Sandler is the efficient. I want Ashanti there. Chris Rock. Paul Rudd.

You don't need to fucking know that people. Yeah. Tate McCray. The Eminemps. The California. Yeah, yeah. Let's see. Lightning McQueen from cars.

Baz Luhrman. Who else? Zorro. Zorro. Yeah. Zorro. The guy is Zorro, the real Zorro. All the toy story.

Antonio Banderas. I don't know. Who the fuck is Antonio Banderas? Don't want fucking Zorro there, babe. Uh, fucking, uh, Reggie White. Reggie White? He's not with us anymore. I want Reggie White, babe. Just make them there.

And I wanted to be, uh, sponsored by Krispy Kreme Donuts because that's my favorite. Which is apparently like, everyone saw there was like, there was huge Kris Cream D donuts. Like a fucking max, like a full on 18 Wheeler, 18 Wheeler was backed in. Catered by Panera. Yeah. We still don't have a lot of detail because that NDA must be hitting, but I'm sure we will learn over the next coming days how awesome it was.

But yeah, is it Lena Dunham called football homoerotic? That's the only thing I've seen come out. I don't even know if that's true. Right, right. We'll see. Because you've never seen football, not if she said it around. It's like, I've never watched America.

I don't know if it's homerotic or not. Someone else. I thought hockey was that. Okay, whatever. You're like, yeah. What's this sport where this dude is hitting it from the back before the play starts? No, that's the quarterback in the center. I don't know about that.

I think I know when somebody's about to hit it from the back. That's back shots. I'm telling you. Yeah, yeah. That dude is busting it wide open for him. Okay. Backfield in motion. I'm telling you.

Good for them, man. Oh, and this is a sport? That's cool. That's cool. That's cool. That's cool. The tights and everything. Yeah.

Doesn't need to be. Respect. Yeah. Yeah. A lot of people were also like, what was the public cost of this? Because there were hundreds of NYPD deployed like to just secure the area. There were barricades shutting down the streets. I can only imagine like what knock on costs happened because of the fucking gridlock that happened around Madison Square Garden.

Then like you were taking pictures of like cops who had little Taylor Swift and kept like Travis Kelsey folders on hand. Like they were the wedding plan. Like a trap for people. They're like, who are they? Who are the guests? Why, why we love this? And yeah, apparently, too, as the wedding ended, like, the cops are also handing out, like, leftover dessert to, like, fans who are just hanging out, yeah, hanging out around Madison Square Garden. So a lot of cool. Yeah, just all around really good fun. I read an interview with the guy who owns a pub right across the street from Madison Square Garden. And no one could get there. It was just empty. And he was saying they could have at least bought us out. out for the day because we're not going to get any foot traffic. No one's coming in here. And we've just lost like two days worth.

Yeah. But you know that apparently they gave Dolly Parton book money. Oh yeah. That's supposed to make everything better. Yeah. Who did? That's what Travis and Traders. Yeah.

Oh my God. That's crazy. Wow. Good for them. Wash away their sins. Oh, you're going to need more than that. You're going to need a little bit more than that. Because people were licking their lips.

Like a lot of people were, like laughing to like based on the celebrity guest list like did they have like a lone survivor protocol for who would be like who would maintain the mantle of a list because I'm like that's fucking you got everybody at the state of the union yeah right well you know the designated survivor at the state of the union is usually like pretty far down the list so it was like you know I don't know Adrian Brody was sitting somewhere by himself It's Fluffy. It's Gabriel and Glacius.

Yeah. A fucking basement somewhere in Pasadena. He's like, oh man, I really would have to fucking stay. You're so important. Just eat the girl and enjoy yourself. But what is this place? This is fucking in your room. Stay in your cell at NORAD in the fucking Colorado Rockies.

Travis Kelsey sent you a chair made out of jello. Enjoy this. Thank you. All right. I guess this is cool. Yeah, man. So shut the fuck up. And guess what?

If something goes down at MSG, you're Travis Kelsey now. Congratulations. Just fucking be ready, dude. Have your head on this level. Come on, Gabriel. Well, Zarin, Elizabeth,

it's great having you on the Daily Seagra. So good to be here. It was a lot of fun. Where can the people find y'all, follow you, ingest all of your creative offerings, and is there a work of media that you guys are enjoying?

Hmm. I mean, I constantly joke that I watch the worst TV, so I've been watching the spinoff to, what is it? the Dutton crime family story. Yellowstone. The spinoff is marshals.

And I've been suffering through that. But at first I was confused. I was watching The Wrong Show. I was watching Tracker, which has nothing to do with that. The wrong show. Yeah. Totally wrong show.

Yeah. So there you go. That's what I've been enjoying. Oh, you can find Ridiculous Crime. Yes. Anywhere you get your podcast, as the little lady says at the end of the show. We have a website,

Ridiculouscrime.com. Yeah. We're on blue sky. We're on Instagram. All the, Instagram is always like the images that go along with every episode. Yeah, it's great for.

And it was pretty good stuff. As far as the media that I'm appreciating, I am all about the Mbapé dictator memes these days. Yes, you are. I live for it. Oh, yeah. But they're so good. They're so good.

But I made, like, you know how in your text messages you can have a sticker? I did him in the, yeah, and that's how I respond when I don't want to. hear anything else from someone. That's why I'd be getting all those. I was like, this is really funny the first five times. Yes. Yeah. Man, it's just so funny. The amount of people just doing all kinds of weird anime cuts to like Mbapé being like, you will not score today or I will kill you. And they're like, yes, my lord. Yes. Which is funny. It works in the context of the French national team at Real Madrid, unfortunately, way different because at the end of the last season, they were, they were like a million

signatures to be like get this fucking guy out of the clock. Oh yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. Exactly. I like his redemption this summer. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, this is where Killian Mbapé shines. Yes. Blake, what about you? Where do the people find? You follow you. What's the work of media you and join? Yeah, follow me. If you don't follow me, you can. At Blake Wexler on social media. That's up to you, whatever you want to do.

At Blake Wexler. And then the thing that I've been liking, also on social media, you've probably seen this by now. It happened a week ago. But I just saw the picture of the Portuguese fan who looks like human Shrek is what I saw. You haven't, okay, I'm going to drop it in the thing. It is my, it's my favorite thing I've seen in quite some time. And now here's the fun part. I need to find out where the chat is. There it is.

So it is, uh, someone found like human Shrek, like Shrek, like Shrek looks like a guy. Oh my God. And not in like a pejorative way. He has like Gaston in real life. Disney blockhead. Jaw line. Yeah. Like,

looks like Shrek. It looks like human Shrek. Yeah, yeah, yeah. First I was like, man, what are they trying to do? I'm like,

oh, no, this dude has a, he literally, his, his jawline, he looked like Gaston, bro.

Oh, yeah. He looks like Gaston. He's got Gaston, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, alpha, mega, giga Portuguese chat.

He's not. It's also funny to see Shrek as, so it hits you twice where it's like, oh, that is funny that they made Shrek into a human at one point in those movies and that he looked like that. And then so that hits you, that tickles you. And then you get hit over the head by, oh, and he looks like that guy. Yeah. Whoa.

That is incredible. Like similar hair. Beautiful. It's great. It's just great stuff. It's a victimless crime. It's just fantastic stuff. I love a good victimless crime.

Right. It's great. We're just having fun here, people. Exactly. It's not bad. Celebrating you, bro. Exactly. Yeah.

You're celebrating you, man. We're honoring you. Because honestly, bro, God damn, man. What are you eating, dog? Yeah. Tell Brian Johnson he wants to know. Like a lot of Charleston shoes. Yeah.

I'm like, did you just, I think he like descended from like Easter Island fucking statues or something shit. Fucking unbelievable. But he kind of looks like present day Sylvester Stallone with a distended jaw. Yeah. Yeah. With, with bull shark bite force. Yeah.

You know what? He can get it. I'm sorry, but he can get it. Let's see. You can find me everywhere at Miles of Gray. I'm talking shit about 90-day fiancé on 420-day fiancé. I'm talking shit about soccer, football, the World Cup, all of that on the other show, Ain't It Footy, with Jamel Johnson and Chris Martin. Please subscribe.

Give it a rating, if you will. And let's see. A work of media I'm liking, just from the Mexico-England match, there was just a funny moment where the Mexican manager Aguirre, he tried to get Anthony Gordon's attention. and like when he turned his head he just went, fuck you and like laughed him. It's kind of amazing. You can't tell, but he's looking at him right now. He goes, Gordon, he looks.

He goes, Gordon just starts a like you and then laughs. Gordon turns, fuck you. Whatever. All good fun. That was a great. That was a great game. Great match. Great, great, great match.

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