The Daily Zeitgeist - Taco Bell-pocalypse Now, Gwyneth Paltrow Scam Heiress 7.8.19

Episode Date: July 8, 2019

In episode 427, Jack and Miles are joined by Night Call's Molly Lambert to discuss Taco Bell’s ‘Tortillapocalypse,' the US leading in the amount of waste produced, Trump's Facebook ads using model...s to portray supporters, Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop wellness summit, the 40th anniversary of the Sony Walkman, a woman divorcing her ghost husband, and more! FOOTNOTES: 1. Taco Bell Confirms ‘Tortillapocalypse’ Is Real, Recommends Gorditas Instead2. US top of the garbage pile in global waste crisis3. Trump Facebook ads use models to portray actual supporters4. Fury at Gwyneth Paltrow over wellness summit: ‘A f - - king extortionist’5. 40 years ago, the Sony Walkman changed how we listen to music6. Mining the nostalgia trend, Sony celebrates 40 years of Walkman7. Vintage 'Guardians of the Galaxy' Walkmans Selling for Hundreds on Ebay8. Why Star-Lord's Walkman Ended Up Being A Huge Pain In Marvel's Ass9. Woman Who Married A 300-Year-Old Pirate Ghost Reveals They’re Splitting Up10. WATCH: Freddie Gibbs & Madlib - Giannis ft. Anderson .Paak Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Daphne Caruana Galizia was a Maltese investigative journalist who on October 16th 2017 was assassinated. Crooks Everywhere unearthed the plot to murder a one-woman WikiLeaks. She exposed the culture of crime and corruption that were turning her beloved country into a mafia state. Listen to Crooks Everywhere on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. a lot to figure out when you're just starting your career. That's where we come in. Think of us as your work besties you can turn to for advice. And if we don't know the answer, we bring in people who do, like negotiation expert Maury Tahiripour. If you start thinking about negotiations as just a conversation, then I think it sort of eases us a little bit. Listen to Let's Talk Offline on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Starting point is 00:01:03 I'm Keri Champion, and this is Season 4 of Naked Sports. Up first, I explore the making of a rivalry, Kaitlyn Clark versus Angel Reese. People are talking about women's basketball just because of one single game. Clark and Reese have changed the way we consume women's basketball. And on this new season, we'll cover all things sports and culture. Listen to Naked Sports on the Black Effect Podcast Network, iHeartRadio apps, or wherever
Starting point is 00:01:28 you get your podcasts. The Black Effect Podcast Network is sponsored by Diet Coke. I'm Keri Champion, and this is season four of Naked Sports. Up first, I explore the making of a rivalry, Kaitlyn Clark versus Angel Reese. Every great player needs a foil. I know I'll go down in history. People are talking about women's basketball just because of one single game. Clark and Reese have changed the way we consume women's sports.
Starting point is 00:01:52 Listen to the making of a rivalry. Kaitlyn Clark versus Angel Reese on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Presented by Elf Beauty, founding partner of iHeart Women's Sports. Hello, the internet, and welcome to Season 90, Episode 1 of Your Daily Zeitgeist, a production of iHeart Radio. This is a podcast where we take a deep dive into America's shared consciousness and say officially, off the top, fuck coke industries and fuck Fox News. It's Monday, July 8, 2019. My name's Jack O'Brien, a.k.a.
Starting point is 00:02:24 Whoa, it's Mad Jack. July 8, 2019. My name is Jack O'Brien, a.k.a. Whoa, it's Mad Jack. You know, Brian. And I'm thrilled to be joined, as always, by my co-host, Mr. Miles Gray. Well, Miles and Jack O'Brien gonna tell you. Current news a day late. Their podcast is second rate. I forget the fucking how the melody was,
Starting point is 00:02:48 but I know off the rip the Jeremy Renner bongar. And thank you to Pink Politic at Pink Politic for that. Jeremy Renner. A lot of people hit me with one, so look, I see all y'all. But, you know, this one,
Starting point is 00:03:01 I just, I don't know. I think it was the guitar emoji. It's really resonating. Sheldon, bro. Yeah, thank you. Yeah. You're a real renner. Triple threat.
Starting point is 00:03:11 That's a fucking insult. Dude, man can not fucking sing. Oh, come on. Well, we are thrilled to be joined in our third seat by the hilarious and talented host. One of my favorite podcasts, Night Call, Miss Molly Lambert. Hey, guys. Lambert.
Starting point is 00:03:30 Homestar Renner. Homestar, ooh. Homestar Renner. Dude, we're strong bad ass. Calling somebody a Jeremy Renner is the meanest thing. I know, it's not cool. You're nobody's favorite Avenger. Yeah, right.
Starting point is 00:03:43 You're Hawkeye. My thing about him is I thought he was British for so long, and then I found out he's from Fontana, and I was like, what? Come on. Is he from Fontana? He's from Central California, something like that. Oh, is he? Oh, shit. Okay.
Starting point is 00:03:55 Not England, where I assumed he was from because he has a face like a fist. I'm afraid he does. He was my favorite part Of the town As I've talked about Multiple times He's great The town
Starting point is 00:04:09 Yeah Are you a town head? I'm a townie He's a townie Yeah Big time Big time townie Watch out
Starting point is 00:04:14 I've only seen it like once But I really remember Being moved by his performance Having lived in Boston For like two years Blake Lively Has a Boston accent Yeah not great
Starting point is 00:04:24 A Boston Quote unquote Boston accent I can be a better two years. Blake Lively has a Boston accent. Yeah, not great. A Boston. Quote unquote Boston accent. I can be a better Boston accent than Blake Lively, but I won't. You don't want to embarrass her. Just talk about the news. I don't want to embarrass her. Molly, we're going to get to know you a little bit better in a moment. First, we're going to take our listeners through a couple of things we're talking about today,
Starting point is 00:04:40 such as the tortilla apocalypse. It might be over by now, but we are in the midst of it, and it's everywhere we look. We can't not notice it, so we have to talk about it. We're going to talk about how America is number one in waste, which isn't surprising, but we're more number one than I even realized. We're going to talk about a Scientology lawsuit that might actually make an impact. We're going to talk about those people that if you are still on Facebook, for some reason, you are seeing in all the Trump 2020 ads, all the young, attractive people who
Starting point is 00:05:16 the ads claim are Trump supporters from places you would not expect Trump supporters to live. Trump supporters from places you would not expect Trump supporters to live. We are going to talk about the Goop conference. Goop UK wellness. Summit. GoopCon. And there's just some wild Gwyneth Paltrow. The scam, baby.
Starting point is 00:05:40 She is the queen scammer. I'm sorry. Apologies to Lacey Mosley, but Jesus, she's good at this. Megan McCain is, you know, we're all in a Mexican standoff with Megan McCain because she is threatening to leave The View. And I don't think anybody would be able to be right if that happened. We're going to talk about Sony celebrating the 40th anniversary of the walkman uh we're gonna talk about uh a woman getting divorced from a 300 year old pirate ghost uh all that and more on today's daily zeitgeist but first molly we like to ask our guests what is something from your search history that's revealing about who you are oh the most recent
Starting point is 00:06:23 thing that i was looking up was what does landlubber mean? Like from a cartoon? Yeah, like I called somebody a landlubber and then my friend was like, I thought it was landlover. And then I was like, yeah, that would make a lot more sense. But I heard it like that as a kid. I feel like landlubber. It is landlubber. Apparently it is landlubber.
Starting point is 00:06:44 Like a seafaring term? Yeah, it's a bastardization of landlubber. It is landlubber. Apparently it's a, it is landlubber. Like a seafaring term? Yeah, it's a bastardization of landlubber. But like the idea of calling somebody a landlubber. Yeah, landlubbers. Just fuck land. Wait, wait, you called somebody a landlubber? What are the fucking rules? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:57 She moonlights as a pirate. I was thinking how it's going to take to the sea. Yeah. Wait, how did you, can you actually set up in the context in which you called someone a landlubber? Yeah, I was like, me and my friend Jane are moving onto a houseboat to solve crimes. See you later, landlubbers. Oh, nice. Wow.
Starting point is 00:07:16 And that is an actual, that was the actual use? That was not just like the- Yeah, yeah, and my friend Jane really might buy a houseboat and we really will solve crimes. Right. God, you live an interesting life. What are the fucking questions here? Wait, where is the boat going to be at? To be determined.
Starting point is 00:07:30 To be determined. Have you been on houseboats? Sea crimes or land crimes that you then retreat to your sea layer, to your sea lab? I mean, I hope sea crimes. I hope it's like- Yeah. Yeah. Although sea crimes, kind of boring.
Starting point is 00:07:43 It's just pirates. Well, I'm hoping it's like an octopus is like, my wife is missing. Help. Right. Yes, exactly. Just full cartoon. Yeah, yeah. Like someone finds you a message in a bottle and they're like, I don't know what to do
Starting point is 00:07:55 with this. That's what I want. Someone's lost. Yeah. You're like, power up the houseboat. That is not seaworthy at all. This is clearly a word that was derived from making fun of uneducated people who worked at sea many, many
Starting point is 00:08:08 years ago, maybe? No, I think it's making fun of people who don't work at sea. Right, like you're a fucking landlubber. You ain't out here on the seas like we are. But then they're changing the way they say it, which is making fun of the way somebody who, it's like
Starting point is 00:08:23 saying fucking Yankee like i guess something that a southern person would say and you're making fun of a southern person by saying it that way so calling someone a landlubber i think it's just how you say landlubber with like a pirate accent right so is that not insulting to pirates all you pirates out there, let us know. Call in to Daily Zyka. We have more pirate news later. Oh, yeah, exactly. We'll come back. Yeah. Oh, maybe. Okay, so this is, as I look up the etymology,
Starting point is 00:08:51 first recorded in the late 1690s is formed from land and the earlier lubber. This quote lubber dates from the 14th century and originally meant a clumsy, stupid fellow. An oaf. So it comes from like... So you're like a land idiot. Hey, fucking land asshole.
Starting point is 00:09:10 Land moron. Yeah, land moron. That's what I imagine all fish think about us. Like, you dumb idiots. Yeah. Oh, man. I bet if the fish
Starting point is 00:09:18 see people drown, they're like... Fucking landlubber. Fuck out of here. You should have knew what it was when you got in here. Right? Flipping around.
Starting point is 00:09:28 Flapping around like a babkin. Yeah. We're always flapping around like babkins. Using way too many napkins. Always using way too many napkins. Molly, what is something you think is overrated? Overrated? Summer.
Starting point is 00:09:40 I hate summer. Really? Okay, go on. Overrated. What about it? As a ginger, it is just like I can't tolerate it physically. I can't be outside without putting on so much sunscreen and I hate it. Oh, right.
Starting point is 00:09:53 So like longer days equal more time I have to be wearing sunscreen. More night, which is your brand. More night is my brand anyway, but I also like I'm the person who's like excited for it to get dark early because it means I like don't have to wear sunscreen as long oh so for you everything in your mind is like how much sunscreen every season is a function of how much sunscreen being outside for me is like against nature like I'm not right clearly not meant to be in like a Los Angeles climate right uh and so it's just a fight against the sun all day every day but I also just think summer's overrated in general what's so great about it I think it's just because it's the sun all day, every day. But I also just think summer is overrated in general. What's so great about it?
Starting point is 00:10:26 I think it's just because it's born out of when we're kids and this was when we weren't in school having to be summer. I do wonder if we didn't have that if we got off during the winter for whatever reason. Yeah, you'd be like, hell yeah. Wintertime. You do though. Snow's out. You get Christmas break. Right.
Starting point is 00:10:42 Yeah. And spring break. I mean, Christmas is just dope regardless. But summer, also like August. You guys love August. I mean, I like going on vacation. Here's my theory. I just like vacation.
Starting point is 00:10:55 That's really what it is. Fourth of July is the end of summer. Yes. That's how I feel. Fourth of July. And then August is what? Wait, so what happens after Fourth of July? What's July 5th then?
Starting point is 00:11:04 It's just like the long, sloggy part. Like the fire season here. July is and then August is what wait so what happens after 4th of July what's July 5th it's just like the long the long like sloggy part like the fire season here right yeah so everything catches on fire and like the air gets bad and you're not like at the beach having fun you're just like in your house and it's hot and you're from Southern California right yeah yeah yeah yeah from the valley but then I was like I to see what it's like other places in summer. And then East Coast summer, even worse. East Coast summer is bad. Southern summer, also bad.
Starting point is 00:11:32 Like humidity, bugs. These are like throwing these things in the mix. I'll take the dry heat. Spring and fall fucking rule on the East Coast. And the summer sucks. But the winter is also pretty bad. I love seasons, though. Yeah, we like seasons because we're from here. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:11:46 That's why everyone's like, yo, come to fucking Chicago. And I'm like, I will. Yeah, me too. You know what's funny? I was in, when I was in Florence, Italy. Yes. I was speaking with some locals. Because it was so fucking hot.
Starting point is 00:11:58 Just because you say it in a cool way doesn't mean that you're not saying, when I was in Florence, Italy. You simply must go. You simply must go. I mean, you're not saying. When I was in Florence, Italy. You simply must go. You simply must go. I mean, it's- Me less. Yes. But like they were talking about,
Starting point is 00:12:10 it was so hot in the summer. I was like, what's it like at winter? Like, oh, it's fucking cold too. I'm like, damn, you get it both fucking ways like that. And they were saying, the one thing that two people were saying is like, you can feel it in your bones. And I hear that when a lot of people say that
Starting point is 00:12:23 about different winters. European winter. I want to feel, I want to know that feeling. And people are like, you don't. And I hear that when a lot of people say that about different winters. European winter. I want to feel, I want to know that feeling. And people are like, you don't. And I'm like, well, I do. It gets inside your clothes. It's crazy. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:31 I thought I wanted to know that feeling. And that's why I went to college in Rhode Island. And then when you do, like, it was exotic for two years. I was like, fucking snow. It's amazing. It's in my bones. Season's a little bit. Yeah, I'm going to go sled every day. But then like the third year, it was like it snow it's in my bones seasons I love it I'm gonna go sled every day
Starting point is 00:12:46 but then like the third year it was like it never became spring and I was like oh fuck this you're like a Russian dissident I was just like I'm too soft for this yeah I was like oh I'm from California turns out and now I've been back here long enough I've like forgotten what it's like to be that cold but you can never really
Starting point is 00:13:03 forget because it is like once a little bit of snow or cold or whatever gets like in your clothes yeah like if your socks get wet accidentally you're just fucked all day east coast of the u.s is not is nothing compared to like european cold is there there's like something wet about it like i i spent a winter in ireland and it's it's so weird like it's different i like lived in boston at the time and it was way worse than boston because it just like gets inside your clothes yeah it's in your bones look so if any listeners want to invite me to have a cold that will get in my bones yeah uh let me know where to go yeah you should invite uh all of us to go leaf peeping.
Starting point is 00:13:47 What is that? When people go look at the leaves changing colors in the fall. Oh, okay. I don't think that's what it's called. It makes it sound vaguely perverted. In Japan, they call that hanami when you look at the cherry blossoms. Yeah, is there like a fall equivalent? Dude, leaf peeping.
Starting point is 00:14:03 Yeah, leaf peeping. I feel like there is a word for that. I like any kind of nature-based tourism or activity that doesn't cost money, but you're just like, we're looking at some trees. Yeah. It's the best. Upstate New York, Massachusetts. What do they got up there?
Starting point is 00:14:18 They got the good trees. Great trees. Yeah. A lot of colors. That shit is correctly rated. Yes. Not overrated. Right. Trees, not overrated. trees not overrated thank you maybe even underrated yeah i mean i wouldn't go that far correct appropriately rated by people
Starting point is 00:14:32 55 and over uh but like younger people might not know about that yeah they should watch that mni shamalan movie right yeah pay respect uh what is something you think is underrated uh i just went on my friend's podcast to talk about this it is the idea that i came up with the other day it's called self-grandparenting uh it came out of the idea that uh most many of us will probably never get to be grandparents because climate change and you know right so we should instead turn that grandparenting energy on ourselves wow uh as we are also a lot of us in a like precarious gig economy as well and we have a lot of like free time it's like maybe no one will ever get to retire but we're all a little bit retired right now okay so like we should instead of waiting to do the hobbies we're saving for retirement just
Starting point is 00:15:24 like take them up now just doing now yeah because at the end of the day it's all going to be about like how many people you can get in your marauding gang to rob the wealthy right and then keep it moving yeah 2030 is gonna be dope is it like buying buying gifts for other people's children no no like you yourself you're yourself okay you're the you're the grandchild and the grandparent because my friend kate raft said she was like she went to do something and then it got canceled, but she had shown up two hours early because it was in the valley. So instead she took herself to Hugo's and got meatloaf.
Starting point is 00:15:54 Wow. And I was like, oh, that's good self-grandparenting. Yeah. Fuck yeah. I like this idea. And then an Orange Julius right after. Right? Just be nice to yourself.
Starting point is 00:16:03 Treat yourself like your grandparents. I like, yeah. We should just call it. I think maybe like be nice to yourself. Treat yourself like your grandparents. I think maybe that's a good way for people to understand self-care. It's like, what will my grandparent do to me? If you had a good relationship with your grandparent. She has a podcast about self-care and this was like an exploration of the idea of what does it mean to self-grandparent
Starting point is 00:16:18 and yeah. That would be like ordering whatever the fuck I wanted off a menu. If I'm self-grandparenting on the restaurant, I'm like, boy, RIP my wallet. And like be nice to yourself about it.
Starting point is 00:16:29 Yeah. Be like, you know what? You deserve it. You work hard. Oh, you're so proud of you. One of my grandmothers would accuse me of being soft and tell me that I was just complaining
Starting point is 00:16:37 to try and get attention. That's what I'm saying. If that's, if that's the voice you had, you'll let that one go. Put that one to the side. I love that concept. What is a myth?
Starting point is 00:16:48 What's something people think is true that you know to be false? Oh, it's not a dry heat, actually, anymore. What? It's, like, humid now here. Yeah, in Southern California. It sucks. It's got... We got mosquitoes now, and it's humid.
Starting point is 00:17:03 The fucking mosquitoes. A lot of mosquitoes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This is like, that was my favorite part of Southern California was that there were no bugs and now they're everywhere. And it's like, I looked at the humidity last night. It's like 77% humidity.
Starting point is 00:17:16 I mean, again, it's like still nothing compared to an actually humid place. Right. Anywhere. Right. My boyfriend's from New Orleans. Like this is not. He's like laughing. Faze him. Yeah. Right. This is not... He's laughing. But it is still gross
Starting point is 00:17:28 to me. Yeah, because now everyone looks like they're in that movie A Time to Kill. When you're on the street, everyone's just sweating. I actually like that as an aesthetic, though, and everyone's just dabbing sweat off themselves. Their suits are sticking to them. That's me. There was some tweet that was like A Time to Kill is the sweatiest film
Starting point is 00:17:43 of all time. Everybody looks like they've just been spritzed. It's all that glycerin on set, you know? Yeah. To make it look like sweat. Matthew McConaughey at his finest. You're really thinking about that one, huh? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:56 I think about that movie more than it deserves me to think about. Is that a Grisham? Is that a Grisham? I watched The Firm for the first time. What'd you think? Oh, it was fantastic. Yeah, I watched The Firm for the first time. What'd you think? Oh, it was fantastic. Yeah, it's pretty good, right? I was like,
Starting point is 00:18:09 that's what this is about? I haven't seen it. Oh, I thought it was a serious movie. It's insane. That's the one on the poster where he's running with a briefcase, right?
Starting point is 00:18:15 Yeah. It's Tom Cruise. That's all I know. Yo, put that briefcase down, dude. Tom Cruise, Gene Hackman. I'm in. The Caribbean? Triple Horn?
Starting point is 00:18:23 Triple Horn. She's Triple Horn? Yeah. Wow. A lot of sweat getting dabbed off. She was also in Waterworld. She Caribbean? Triple Horn. Triple Horn? Yeah. A lot of sweat getting dabbed off. She was also in Waterworld. She's the best. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Basic Instinct. She's the other girl in Basic Instinct. Oh, is she? Oh yeah, she's great in it.
Starting point is 00:18:35 I haven't seen Basic Instinct since I was... Treat yourself. 12. What would your grandparent do? As your new grandmother. Watch Basic Instinct. You must watch Basic Instinct. Especially the scenes with Sharon Stone. You simply must. You simply must. The Firm is a...
Starting point is 00:18:50 A great movie. A great movie. A Time to Kill is not a great movie, but I always think about, like, that's one of those movies that I think I must have seen, like, at a very formative time in my life because it's not good,
Starting point is 00:19:04 but it really, like, sticks with me. And I've always my life because it's not good right it really like sticks with me and i've always well fucked up the the movie the the scene at the very end the climax where he does the now imagine she's black or white or something and it like doesn't work because i was already imagining that because i knew what he was going for. It was like one of the first movie scenes where I was like, this is terrible. They totally telegraphed this in the script. This sucks, man.
Starting point is 00:19:33 It was also on HBO like every day in like the mid-90s. I remember you could not escape that movie. Yeah. Anyways. And also whenever I think of racist white people in a truck, I think of that movie. Yeah. Kiefer Sutherland.
Starting point is 00:19:45 Yeah. I've never seen it. I'm going to watch it. Oh, you should. Oh, man. The way they'd be banging on the roof. We're like, woo! And they're like hitting the fucking roof of their own truck.
Starting point is 00:19:53 I think about that motion all the time. I'm like, yo, get me the fuck out of here. Actually, there's like a race fight in the downtown where the trial is, where it's like KKK people fighting black people. And it's like prescient. At the time I was like, yo, this is over the top.
Starting point is 00:20:12 Is it period or is it? No, it's 92. Well, that sounds right. And people have signs that say free Carly. Yeah. The KKK people have one that say fry Carly.
Starting point is 00:20:21 Wow. Yeah. I remember that. So it's like to kill a mockingbird. It is. It's very, it's. You know, Grisham,. So it's like To Kill a Mockingbird kind of. It is. It's very, it's Grisham. McConaughey To Kill a Mockingbird.
Starting point is 00:20:27 You know Grisham. John Grisham's To Kill a Mockingbird. I like some airport fiction. Yeah. Yeah. Grisham's great. All right guys,
Starting point is 00:20:34 let's talk about the Tortilla Apocalypse real quick. This seems like the sort of thing that would be an online hoax or like a
Starting point is 00:20:42 social media rumor. I was hoping, I guess that was wishful thinking on my part. Cause it turns out. Get your head out of the sand, sand Jack. This is a fucking problem. And if you go to Taco Bell,
Starting point is 00:20:53 like I do, first of all, I didn't fucking get into the Taco Bell hotel. I know man. I haven't used a fucking VPN when I was overseas. Cause I was like, I'm not trying to have them think I'm come trying to do this shit. You know? Cause I was in, I was in Tuscany, I was just, I was like, I'm not trying to have them think I'm trying to do this shit, you know, because I was in Tuscany, in Italy. I was in the
Starting point is 00:21:08 European zone. Going to a Taco Bell over there. Going to a Taco Bell, they'd be like, yo, I'm trying to do my fucking reservations. That shit sold out in two minutes. Did you guys talk about that? We did. I was despondent that day. Well, anyway, so now we hear that Taco Bell is running out of 10-inch tortillas.
Starting point is 00:21:24 Too focused on that fancy hotel. Right. They should have been focused on their tortillas. Well, look, if you believe Redditor user Taco Bell Blake, who apparently works at Taco Bell, this dude has the Taco Bell T on Reddit, says, and look, this guy, you look through the post history, not fucking around.
Starting point is 00:21:43 This dude deserves the username Taco Bell Blake. Saying the shortage is because they are switching suppliers. And that's what's happening. They don't know how to get all the fucking tortillas in the right spot. This is what Taco Bell said to reassure people. While some Taco Bell restaurants are experiencing supplier shortages, we are working diligently to replenish the supply of our tortillas used for products like quesadillas and burritos and those restaurants and encourage fans to try any of our other delicious menu items like the power menu bowl or cheesy gordita
Starting point is 00:22:10 crunch. In the meantime, no Taco Bell, not reassuring. Taco does not help the fuck. Okay. Also people did some research, food and wine magazine.
Starting point is 00:22:19 Shout out to y'all. They looked around. They looked at some of the online menus and locations in different cities across the countries some stores in new york and st louis had nearly the entire burrito and quesadilla menu grayed out and listed as item not available so this is fucking really impacting people in real life impacting people's lives do you think this is how the revolution will start sadly it could be between this and you know taylor swift finding that yeah that genocide in yemen connection right wait what happened oh i don't even know we'll get to
Starting point is 00:22:51 that oh okay oh uh taylor swift uh is mad at scooter braun because he bought her masters and then her fan base was like oh he bought them with this group, the Carlisle Group. Oh. Oh, right. Okay. They also fund Supreme. Yeah, they bought Supreme like three years ago. But they also fund fighter jets in Saudi Arabia. And if you watch Loose Chains, boy, they're like Carlisle Group. All over that shit, yeah. I remember when it came out, I was like, hmm, interesting. The Bushes are on Carlisle Group, huh?
Starting point is 00:23:21 Okay. What's Halliburton? So now Taylor Swift fans are going after the Carlisle group, which is a great turn. That's awesome. And they're all in my mentions all day being like, what do you think she was training us for? Why do you think she taught us to spot all those Easter eggs
Starting point is 00:23:35 in her videos? It's because she was leading us to take that. Does her videos have a lot of Easter eggs? Yeah, and clues for the fans. I mean, I knew they were colored like Easter eggs. She was like, we're better than the FBI. We're going to... Yeah, she's like, fuck QAnon. It's all the Swifties.
Starting point is 00:23:48 Hang on. They're like, we're going to come take down all the powerful men. I hope they will. That would be amazing. If that happens, like, then you know what? I'm getting a tatted on my back. Look what you made me do.
Starting point is 00:23:59 All right. We're going to take a quick break. We'll be right back. going to take a quick break we'll be right back Daphne Caruana Galizia was a Maltese investigative journalist who on October 16th 2017 was murdered there are crooks everywhere you look now the situation is desperate my name is Manuel Delia I am one of the hosts of Crooks Everywhere, a podcast that unhearts the plot to murder a one-woman Wikileaks. Daphne exposed the culture of crime and corruption
Starting point is 00:24:33 that were turning her beloved country into a mafia state. And she paid the ultimate price. Listen to Crooks Everywhere on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, I'm Gianna Pradenti. And I'm Jemay Jackson-Gadsden. We're the hosts of Let's Talk Offline, a new podcast from LinkedIn News and iHeart Podcasts. When you're just starting out in your career, you have a lot of questions like, how do I speak up when I'm feeling overwhelmed? Or can I negotiate a higher salary if this is
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Starting point is 00:25:53 Listen to Let's Talk Offline on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Keri Champion, and this is season four of Naked Sports, where we live at the intersection of sports and culture. Up first, I explore the making of a rivalry, Kaitlyn Clark versus Angel Reese. I know I'll go down in history. People are talking about women's basketball just because of one single game. Every great player needs a foil. I ain't really hear them voice. I just come here to play basketball every single day, and that's what I focus on.
Starting point is 00:26:22 From college to the pros, Clark and Reese have changed the way we consume women's sports. Angel Reese is a joy to watch. She is unapologetically black. I love her. What exactly ignited this fire? Why has it been so good for the game? And can the fanfare surrounding these two supernovas be sustained? This game is only going to get better because the talent is getting better.
Starting point is 00:26:46 This new season will cover all things sports and culture. Listen to Naked Sports on the Black Effect Podcast Network, iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The Black Effect Podcast Network is sponsored by Diet Coke. I'm Keri Champion, and this is season four of Naked Sports,
Starting point is 00:27:04 where we live at the intersection of sports and culture. Up first, I explore the making of a rivalry. Kaitlyn Clark versus Angel Reese. I know I'll go down in history. People are talking about women's basketball just because of one single game. Every great player needs a foil. I ain't really hear them voice. I just come here to play basketball every single day, and that's what I focus on.
Starting point is 00:27:22 From college to the pros, Clark and Reese have changed the way we consume women's sports. Angel Reese is a joy to watch. She is braggadocious. She is unapologetically Black. I love her. What exactly ignited this fire? Why has it been so good for the game? And can the fanfare surrounding these two supernovas be sustained? This game is only going to get better because And America is number one all right that's been today's episode you guys all
Starting point is 00:28:11 right have a good week america is number one in waste fucking garbage i think this is the thing we all heard growing up right that like america produces all the world's waste well look at how people fucking live right it's like eat half of something throw that shit away use half of something throw that shit away don't even fucking recycle right people like just don't give a fuck we're like the home of toxic consumerism right uh whereas i hear people in other countries like wear the same clothes twice oh my have you heard about that that's like oh is that like in like the poor places yeah Yeah. It's gross. That's weird. No, but like when they, you know, after an analysis of like, you know, who are the worst offenders? The US, dude, produced three times the global average of waste.
Starting point is 00:28:54 Three times. Per person. Thank you. Here we are. And when it comes to recycling, lags behind other country, only reusing 35% of solid waste. Germany, most efficient, 68%. Come on, man. I remember when America used to be better than the Germans.
Starting point is 00:29:10 Now, is this like we're only putting 35% of our garbage in the recycling bin, or is this that we have inefficient recycling processes? Inefficient and people are just not recycling the material. Okay. So it's everybody's fault. It says U.S. citizens produce 773 kilograms per head of population. What does that even mean per head? Per person?
Starting point is 00:29:40 But like one person is making 770. I don't waste that much. Yeah, you do. A thousand pounds. That's right. You have to put it don't waste that much. Yeah, you do. A thousand pounds. You have to put it all in your house now. Yeah, if I will. I mean, think about like the Amazon packaging and all that shit. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:52 That is. Nah, I don't do that. You don't do Amazon? I burn it. I don't do that either. Burn it out back. Burn it out back. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:30:01 Put it in the air. Well, no, and that's what the problem is. Because we have like, we don't even have proper ways to deal with our waste and process it to the point that we've just been shipping it off to other countries, like in Asia. And now, as, like, the middle class has developed in, like, China and Thailand and those places, they are, like, sending the shit back. They recently, in the Philippines, they sent back 69 shipping containers of waste to Canada. And they're like, nah, nah, nah.
Starting point is 00:30:26 Yeah, you can't leave this shit here. Yeah, good. Yeah. So North America is going to have to start storing their own waste and maybe that will get it together. I think a lot of people are just planning on leaving. Right. I guess like this physical plane.
Starting point is 00:30:44 To go to Mars. Mars. Okay. Oh, God. And then we're going to make a mess out of that place too. Right. I guess like this physical plane. To go to Mars. Mars. Okay. Oh God. And then we're going to make a mess out of that place too. Right? It's already fucked up.
Starting point is 00:30:50 Humans don't deserve Mars. Yeah, when you look, I mean, this is just, it's funny because I don't know, I think that's like sort of the liberal bubble.
Starting point is 00:30:58 Like you're like, yo, you got to fucking recycle everything. Is it? I don't know. I've seen people just throw shit away like it doesn't fucking matter.
Starting point is 00:31:05 I'm like, whoa. I think a lot of this stuff is about individual consumption. It's like, hey man, guess who's really fucking moved shit up real bad. Exactly. They're like,
Starting point is 00:31:13 you guys need to do better. Yeah, yeah. Not us. Not the companies. Who's basically giving you the opportunity for this kind of waste. Right, yeah. But I mean,
Starting point is 00:31:21 I think food waste is definitely like, when you look at the food waste in this country, that is, it's just baffling. It's bananas, yeah. Right. And now that you've, I think food waste is definitely like, when you look at the food waste in this country, that is, it's just baffling. It's badass, yeah. Right. And now that you've been to Italy and lived the simple life. Yes, and look, when you've had a panini and glass of Chianti for six euro,
Starting point is 00:31:34 I mean, you simply must go. A shout out to Overrated. Having a co-worker who traveled to Italy once. Goes to Italy once is my new name. But have you been to Tuscany? But have you been to Tuscany? But have you been to Tuscany? Under the Tuscan Sun remake starring Miles.
Starting point is 00:31:48 Yes. Call me the Tuscan Raider. Yeah, the fact that they had to ban us shipping our garbage. And by us, I, of course, mean me and Canada shipping our garbage. But I guess it was also the U.S. to Asian countries. It's just... Right. Well, the other damning thing is here is we're the only developed nation where our waste generation outstrips our ability to recycle.
Starting point is 00:32:14 Yeah. So we're not even built for this shit at all. And I think, you know, we're number one. We're number one. So please reuse, so please reuse, rinse, reuse, recycle.
Starting point is 00:32:27 I mean, unfortunately there was that part of Trump's 4th of July spectacular where he had all that environmental messaging. Uh, and he's like, we took two and a half million dollars away from the park services to fund this fucking fascist balloon parade. They lit the garbage on fire.
Starting point is 00:32:45 Right. Exactly. That's garbage on fire. Right, exactly. That's my favorite part. Let's talk Scientology, guys. We are close enough to spit on a Scientology center. Yeah, its warming glance shines down upon us. I'm looking at the Church of Scientology sign as I say this right now. Fuck you, Zinu.
Starting point is 00:33:04 What? Yeah, sorry. Hey, hey. But there's a- We all deserve, you say that you think we should all grandparent ourselves. I think we all deserve to be treated like Scientology treats their celebrities. And by that, I mean we should all have slave armies that shine our cars and- Right, and bulletproof our trucks for us because I have one weird stalker, like Tom Cruise.
Starting point is 00:33:30 But in Us Weekly, so just up top, a little bit of Boyd Watch for you. So there's a person, like a Jane Doe, who is filing a lawsuit against Scientology and alleges multiple human rights violations. Now, if you know anything about Scientology and you've seen any documentary, you know about how many people work for fucking free there. And the suit alleges that she was being forced to work 16-hour days as a child and having adults scream, quote, sexually inappropriate comments, end quote, at her as part of her training.
Starting point is 00:34:06 Her compensation, $15 a week. Yeah. For 16 hour days. That was the wildest thing about that book going clear is just all of the, like what is very clearly human slavery that starts when you are under the age of 18. Right. And then like being like, oh, you talked out of pocket? Go to this double wide trailer called The hole and lick this fucking toilet this bathroom clean which is what like i think a former
Starting point is 00:34:29 executive had to do uh when she like they said she breached an nda they made her lick a bathroom floor clean yeah um anyway so there's shit like that and i guess the reason why this lawsuit is a little bit different is because they're not interested in a cash settlement they're trying to get david miscavige the head of scientology they want him deposed and they want him answering questions on fucking wax about like like what's going on here because you're the head here and a lot of people have a lot of interesting things to say about what's going on and we want you to say these things under oath defend yourselfend yourself under oath. And there are, like, a few other critics who are following this suit also believe, like, that the U.S. government is following this case very carefully
Starting point is 00:35:12 and may – could potentially bring, like, human trafficking charges against the church. That's fascinating. I just read a blind item about Tom Cruise that implied he was, like, having a new publicity relationship with somebody to get ahead of a story that was breaking and I was like I want to know what it is but maybe it was this maybe it was to get ahead of
Starting point is 00:35:33 a big Scientology scandal right do we know who he's having the publicity relationship with supposedly he's dating like a stunt woman or something oh okay that's interesting that seems like they might be alike yeah cause I mean that's his favorite Like a stunt woman or something. Oh, okay. Yeah. That's interesting. That seems like they might be alike.
Starting point is 00:35:48 Yeah. Because, I mean, that's his favorite. That seems like it's the one part of his career that he refuses to let go of. Right. It would be him or- Like a rock. Right. Exactly. I think he would also-
Starting point is 00:35:59 I could see him with the dude from Free Solo. Also just kind of not really there all the time and sort of like, yeah, dude, let's fuck around. Let's find this wall. The shit that Scientology has gotten away with is pretty wild. Like this shoe has to drop at some point. You know, I feel like,
Starting point is 00:36:18 not to play Xenu's advocate or anything, but I feel like it's not, it's like as bad as like the catholic church is how i feel about it it's not as bad it is as bad oh yeah i feel like scientology is not necessarily more bad than other bad churches i mean i think ada even call it a church is like sort of the first but i feel like it's organized like some other kind of like culty thing. It's just the shiny. It's like so much weirder than. Right.
Starting point is 00:36:54 And the other religions have plausible deniability through history. Like Mormonism is not very old and Mormonism has all kinds of like fucked up. And we have this dude on wax being like, I bet I can start a religion. It would be hilarious. It's just not that old. And also, I feel like it didn't even get as fucked up as it is now until David Miscavige came in. It was mostly just an MLM scamming people.
Starting point is 00:37:19 But the shit that... So Operation Snow White is still one of my favorite stories where they infiltrated the IRS and blackmailed IRS people to get status as a tax exempt organization. Allegedly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Allegedly? No, no. Operation Snow White was a criminal conspiracy.
Starting point is 00:37:38 Oh, okay. Yeah, that happened in the 70s. That's how they became a religion. Just wait till you walk out of the office and motherfuckers got camcorders on your face. Why are you a suppressive person, man? Why are you a squirrel? Uh-huh. But yeah, when you look at so many countries where, like, many other countries, like, no,
Starting point is 00:37:54 get the fuck out of here. Right. We're not letting you rock on, you know, just like that out here. It's not a free country like that. That's why they took to the sea. Right. Well, also, I heard another conspiracy, which was that supposedly Sea Org was the measles ship, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, right.
Starting point is 00:38:11 And then somebody was like, no, that's a cover story. They're using it to like get like they have to depose people in Sea Org maybe. Oh, interesting. Wait, what do you mean? Like the measles. Yeah, I acted like I knew, but I still. You're talking about the ship where there was a measles outbreak and then it docked. It was like the idea was that they were like, oh no, we're like, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:38:34 They infected the Sea Org with measles. They infected the Sea Org with measles, but just that it was an excuse. It was like a cover story for the fact that they were like doing a raid on Sea Org or something. That's. Oh, weird. Who knows? That sounds like some anti-vaxxer shit where they're like, see, they try to get you with the vaccines. But what they're really doing is they're implanting chips that they track you with.
Starting point is 00:38:55 Scientologists are not anti-vax, I learned also. Is that true? Yeah, they get vaccines. But they do believe that they can heal like all sorts of illnesses through like cur curing your fear and inner demons. They have other medical stuff that's weird, but they do get vaccines, which is surprising. Fuck yeah. Well, it's weird because when that happened, there are other people saying that there's also a prevalent sort of anti-science sentiment within there where other people weren't getting
Starting point is 00:39:18 vaccinated. Look, I guess the only way we're going to figure it out is if we join up right now and see what it is with our own eyes. I feel like there are people in Scientology who got trapped just by being like, ah, this would be funny. And then Scientology gets you, man. I don't think anyone gets in because they think it'll be funny. I feel like people get in because they think it'll make them successful. Right.
Starting point is 00:39:42 Yeah. Like Laura Prepon. Yeah. And sometimes it does. From that 70s show but redhead really yeah a lot of the whole cast of that 70s show except for tophor grace and mila kunis now jenna elfman what about uh ashton no just like a lot of people they all dabbled they all dabbled oh right got it umled. Oh, right. Got it. And the Mastersons too, right? Oh, yeah. Wasn't Danny Masterson the same time?
Starting point is 00:40:07 Yeah, they're all in. But again, it's like some of these people are second generation. And maybe this is just because I'm an LA kid. It's like if you're second generation, you didn't sign up for that shit. And somebody like jumped you in. You know, anyway, like I don't blame you. Because right, isn't Leah Remini was a second generation? Yeah, just like a lot.
Starting point is 00:40:23 And she was like, I'm out. I've like known a lot of people that like and like some of them got out and are fine you know that's I think the thing that's hard for people to wrap their heads around is like you could be in it and like be a normal person and get out of it and like not be traumatized forever I mean I'm
Starting point is 00:40:38 40th generation Catholic yeah I just feel like there's a lot I'll never be right so break up all the big churches is what we're saying. Yeah. Including Kanye Sunday Services, the newest tax shelter. Oh, Jesus. Is he trying to get religious status?
Starting point is 00:40:54 Oh, yeah, that's what it's all about. Oh, no. It's been Kris Jenner's dream forever to get a tax. She already has a fake church that she puts money into for tax exemptions. Oh, really? Mm-hmm. What's that church called? It's like she bought a church.
Starting point is 00:41:06 It's got some churchy name. Right. Churchy McChurch. Yeah, Churchy McChurch. The Church of Kris Jenner that she gives all this money to so she doesn't have to pay taxes on it. Of Christ Jesus. Let's talk about those Trump campaign ads that we've all been seeing on Facebook, because
Starting point is 00:41:23 we are all on Facebook. Am I right, guys? No, I haven't been on Facebook in years. But apparently, these ads are all over the place. There's just, you know, people are being bombarded. The Trump 2020 organization is spending more money than any other institution on Facebook ads because that shit worked for them the first time around.
Starting point is 00:41:48 And one of the types of ads that they're bombarding people with are these ads where it's like young, attractive person being like, you know, I'm a lifelong Democrat, but I believe that we need to protect our borders. And that's why Tracy from Florida is a Trump supporter. And, you know, it's just very... Clearly fake? Well, it's not clearly fake, but it turns out the AP went and looked into, like, where they're getting these, like, slow motion videos of people smiling. And it's, like, from France and Turkey. And it's like from france and turkey and it's all
Starting point is 00:42:25 stock models stock photo models so uh it's just interesting like this is a this is a tactic that he was using since his ride down the escalator uh that first when he announced his candidacy about half the people in the uh crowd were allegedly models and paid extras and um you know that that makes sense because that was new york city and well yeah we live in the age of orange wave yeah we live in the 80s is what i thought you were gonna say we live in the 80s we live in the 80s uh we just with less cocaine we're three years into his presidency and he can't find people who support him that he wants to put in ads. Well, I think also beyond that, it's like marketing, very slick marketing. And also we live like aesthetics matter so much that it's like this like smiley person by the beach couldn't possibly be someone who is indifferent to the suffering of humanity.
Starting point is 00:43:21 Right. Because look how nice they look. But they can't find an actual Trump supporter who would smile lazy in an appealing way yeah too lazy to go through it's you know cost them like probably not that much to buy a stock photo to go through the work of like hiring a model who then if she knows what the campaign is like wants to do it even like that's so much more work than just you can find some cute racists yeah cute racists. Yeah. And I guess it is just a casting department. No, but these are like hipster. Like the whole point is that they're like, you wouldn't think I'm a racist.
Starting point is 00:43:50 You wouldn't think I'm a creeping fascist. Yeah. Yeah. And I guess that is sort of in keeping with their policy of doing the least effort and getting caught in their lie and then being like, no, you lie. No, you're a stock photo. Right. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:44:04 What? What the fuck? and then being like, no, you lie. No, you're a stock photo. Right. It's like, what? No. What the fuck? Well, yeah, because even with Jacob Wohl, remember how lazy his shit was? All these fucking schemers on the right, they don't give, they just, whatever's quickest and will help their narrative
Starting point is 00:44:17 is all that matters. It's not about the longevity or how reasonable they are. It's like, well, whatever, get that out there. This looks like a Trump supporter. We're good. Yeah. Tracy from wherever the fuck. From Florida, bro. Get that out there. This looks like a Trump supporter. We're good. Yeah. Tracy from wherever the fuck. From Florida, bro.
Starting point is 00:44:27 Or AJ from Texas. Uh-huh. Bearded hipster, lifelong Democrat who just believes we need to protect our borders. Honestly, do they really think it's worth going after Democrats? Do they think that's like that language, like that's poll, that message is polling them?
Starting point is 00:44:42 I do wonder if that's part of his psychology like he always like the same way he is with the New York Times like he hates the New York Times. They have to love him. He calls them the failing New York Times. Everybody has to love him. And he's wanted them to love him for so long because he grew up in Queens and like viewed the New York Times
Starting point is 00:45:00 and Manhattan as like what he aspired to and he's never been able to get them to love him just like his dad. Yeah. Yeah. It's sad, you know? He just needs to be his own grandpa.
Starting point is 00:45:12 Yeah. His own racist grandpa. He needs to go fuck himself. Well, look. He needs to be his own grandpa and die many, many years ago. Amen. We're going to take a quick break.
Starting point is 00:45:22 We'll be right back. Amen. We're going to take a quick break. We'll be right back. Daphne Caruana Galizia was a Maltese investigative journalist who on October 16th, 2017 was murdered. There are crooks everywhere you look now. The situation is desperate. My name is Manuel Delia.
Starting point is 00:45:45 I am one of the hosts of Crooks Everywhere, a podcast that unhearts the plot to murder a one-woman Wikileaks. Daphne exposed the culture of crime and corruption that were turning her beloved country into a mafia state. And she paid the ultimate price.
Starting point is 00:46:04 Listen to Crooks Everywhere on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, I'm Gianna Pradente. And I'm Jemay Jackson-Gadsden. We're the hosts of Let's Talk Offline, a new podcast from LinkedIn News and iHeart Podcasts. When you're just starting out in your career, you have a lot of questions like, how do I speak up when I'm feeling overwhelmed? Or can I negotiate a higher salary if this is my first real job? Girl, yes. Each week, we answer your unfiltered work questions. Think of us as your work besties you can turn to for advice.
Starting point is 00:46:47 And if we don't know the answer, we bring in experts who do, like resume specialist Morgan Saner. The only difference between the person who doesn't get the job and the person who gets the job is usually who applies. Yeah, I think a lot about that quote. What is it, like you miss 100% of the shots you never take? Yeah, rejection is scary, but it's better than you rejecting yourself. Together, we'll share what it really takes to thrive in the early years of your career
Starting point is 00:47:10 without sacrificing your sanity or sleep. Listen to Let's Talk Offline on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Keri Champion, and this is Season 4 of Naked Sports where we live at the intersection of sports and culture up first I explore the making of a rivalry Caitlin Clark versus Angel Reese I know I'll go down in history people are talking about women's basketball just because of one single game every great player needs a foil I ain't really near them boys I just come here to play basketball every single day and that's what I focus on. From college to the pros,
Starting point is 00:47:45 Clark and Reese have changed the way we consume women's sports. Angel Reese is a joy to watch. She is unapologetically Black. I love her. What exactly ignited this fire? Why has it been so good for the game? And can the fanfare surrounding these two supernovas
Starting point is 00:48:02 be sustained? This game is only going to get better because the talent is getting better. This new season will cover all things sports and culture. Listen to Naked Sports on the Black Effect Podcast Network, iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The Black Effect Podcast Network is sponsored by Diet Coke. I'm Keri Champion, and this is Season 4 of Naked Sports, where we live at the intersection of sports and culture.
Starting point is 00:48:29 Up first, I explore the making of a rivalry, Kaitlyn Clark versus Angel Reese. I know I'll go down in history. People are talking about women's basketball just because of one single game. Every great player needs a foil. I ain't really hear them voice. I just come here to play basketball every single day, and that's what I focus on.
Starting point is 00:48:44 From college to the pros, Clark and Reese have changed the way we consume women's sports. Angel Reese is a joy to watch. She is braggadocious. She is unapologetically black. I love her. What exactly ignited this fire? Why has it been so good for the game? And can the fanfare surrounding these two supernovas be sustained? This game is only going to get better because the talent is getting better. Listen to the making of a rivalry, Caitlin Clark versus Angel
Starting point is 00:49:14 Reese on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And we're back once again and back at it back at it uh also glenneth paltrow's back at it uh scamming the fuck out of the fucking best these people uh look if you're like me and like non science remedies to shit science has already solved Then you are probably really up on the Goop UK Wellness Summit Goop Goop
Starting point is 00:49:51 UK Wellness Summit already sounds like a bunch of shit I know Okay, now, for only $5,600 You can hang with other goopies And learn other cool pseudoscience stuff This is apparently so much more expensive Than the LA one, which is already a scam. Yeah. No, 100%.
Starting point is 00:50:09 And it's the same thing. People are like, yo, she was not there, barely. She had mad security around her. You could not interact with her. But the LA one, she might see people she knows and she has to live around these people. Yeah, right. That's true. Whereas the UK, she can just fucking gouge them.
Starting point is 00:50:23 She'd be like, oh, I'm sorry. I don't speak your kind of English. Right. I'm only American. No, but she loves London. She's one of people. Yeah, right. That's true. Whereas the UK, she can just fucking gouge them. She'd be like, oh, I'm sorry. I don't speak your kind of English. Right. Only American. No, but she loves London. She's one of those American idiots who like, oh, I'm British in my brain. She totally wants the British press to respect her. And they usually do.
Starting point is 00:50:39 So I feel like them turning on her is actually a great thing. Yeah. Well, also like Brits at times seem a little bit harder to bullshit. She's so like, I'm a rich white person except me as British. And you're like, we already deal with enough rich white people here. I am so posh. I should change my name to Victoria.
Starting point is 00:50:58 There apparently, according to page 6, one attendee who is a prominent British guest was so appalled by the aggressive goop hype that she sent a whatsapp message to fellow attendees saying gp that's what they call i guess what the goop community called paltrow is a fucking extortionist wow so to start it off right if you wanted to go to this weekend-long event you were urged to book rooms through goop okay at 1300 for two nights at the kimpton
Starting point is 00:51:26 fitzroy hotel in london well that sounds fancy yeah well guess what if you just fucking went on the kimpton fitzroy london hotel website you would realize shit started at 250 a night 250 so where the fuck did that other 800 go up when i guess the difference was the group rooms were suites with a gluten-free breakfast included. Oh, fuck you. So also, there was a health summit, is what they call it, where they offered tips such as, quote,
Starting point is 00:51:55 creativity with your hands is like channeling God. I mean, worth it. That's worth it right there. There's your $800. The only time I'm using my hands to channel God is when I'm twisting up a fucking backwoods. Okay, then I'm on that shit. And then also, another seminar on, quote, how to hydrate mindfully with a sound bath. That makes me mad.
Starting point is 00:52:20 Hydrate mindfully? I mean, this is the shit. Like, that's why I don't feel bad for anybody who fell for this shit. Like, if you're already looking at the words, like, how to hydrate mindfully? I mean, this is the shit. That's why I don't feel bad for anybody who fell for this shit. If you're already looking at the words, how to hydrate mindfully, I'm like, oh, you know what? I haven't been very mindful when I fucking drink water. Also, I see a lot of people blaming this on LA. Yeah. I feel like Miles and I can say, this isn't LA's fault.
Starting point is 00:52:39 This is not LA. This is rich people's fault. This is rich people's shit. Yeah. Because guess what? Molly and I are probably the most real LA people you will meet. Right. We got crystals, but we came by them honestly.
Starting point is 00:52:50 Yeah. I just found them. You smoked them. I came upon them. Yeah. I smoke them first. And if they don't work that way, then I rub them on my armpits and I smell terrible. But like, okay.
Starting point is 00:53:00 So, and then there's another thing. The people got a workout with Tracy Anderson. So for all this money, you got basically empty fucking tips, and then you were taken to an on-site goop store where you could buy a $55 vibrator called The Millionaire because it feels like a million bucks. Is that not how much vibrators cost? How much do vibrators cost?
Starting point is 00:53:20 Look, it depends, man. You just want a little... $50 isn't bad. $50 to get something that works. I'm actually shocked that you... Yeah, that seems like the one thing that... Luxury vibrators definitely start at like $100 and up. Right.
Starting point is 00:53:29 At the lowest. Especially if you want that new one that has the suction. I mean, the trainer also... I would be a sucker for that. $55 vibrator? I'm a celebrity trainer. Because trainers just look or celebrities like have to look insane like on a at a moment's notice i would fall for that shit but then it looked like gwyneth paltrow
Starting point is 00:53:53 like nobody yeah you're like i don't want her skeletal hands no i don't want anything i think also too people don't realize half these motherfuckers getting liposuction so it's like oh okay who's whose regimen do you believe in? You're like, well, Chris Evans. How'd he get like that for Captain America? I think Jack wants to go to the wellness summit. I know. This looks like a good deal.
Starting point is 00:54:15 I'm just saying. She was- Call me the X-Files because I want to believe. There were also fireside chats with Twiggy and Penelope Cruz. So look. But then Gwyneth would put on her Birkenstocks and sneak out the back. Yeah, this other person says, I was a huge fan of Gwyneth. Now I feel like I've lost my faith in God.
Starting point is 00:54:39 That's a real fucking quote. That is on you. There is no God, idiot. Money's your fucking god right hello duh have you not learned that is uh by a yoni egg from by a yoni egg i mean but this is oh shit this is a real toxic though yeah it's bad don't do it like the con uh circuit is is a real thing because what circuit like the convention that yeah it both con in multiple ways because the tony robbins shit like reading the details of that oh yeah it's the same
Starting point is 00:55:11 shit reading the details of that all self-help is bullshit yeah unless it comes from us thank you exactly but i knew that like the books were bullshit i didn't realize people were paying like thousands and thousands of dollars to go like chill with this dude in a here's the difference jack you know you buy a book and you can feel good that you own it, but if you don't actually open the pages within and really take the information on, is it really worth it? Now, if you come to one of Molly and I's seminars, you will see that in person the information that we impress upon you
Starting point is 00:55:38 will actually have a lasting effect, more so than just reading the written word. See, your brain is full of these things called transmission receptors. Exactly. So when Miles and I are physically around you, the magnetic geoforce. Exactly. Opens those receptors up and you're more likely to take on the messages of positivity and love we learned from Marianne Williamson. And become rich.
Starting point is 00:55:57 Will your trainer be there? Yes. Our trainer, Marianne Williamson. Just to solve the world with love and positivity. And I'll say, sister say sister yo i watch this shit for europe i love her god bless her she's a candidate honestly we deserve yeah i'm sorry evil well i deserve this shit she's she's bad i know but i'm saying this is what we deserve but she is i mean so the thing that the republicans did last time was they had the
Starting point is 00:56:28 big debate and they chose the mariam williamson they chose the candidate that was just the most entertaining yeah because that's how much it bothered them having a person of color in the white house they just lost their fucking mind and chose marne Williamson. Hey, look, it's Biden or Williamson for me. You've been saying that from day one. Wow, your dream ticket. Dream ticket is Biden actually as the VP. Wow, rapist con artist. Rapist con artist.
Starting point is 00:56:55 20. Oh, God. 20. You know there are people, I mean, it's funny how many people, like serious takes I saw have been like, you know what she's saying there's there's a bit of truth to what marianne yeah she killed aids patients because she told them they could be healed with like crystals did she really she's a legit bad person so again i'm like let's not make this person a hilarious meme and then like put them in a position of power because it's funny
Starting point is 00:57:24 although in california we've had long had experience with this yeah schwarzenegger governorship dude i mean that that election was such a circus when everybody like mary carrie the porn star was on there i was like yo this is tight we deserve this we did deserve it and also they just like recalled the governor they're just like you know what this guy boring. His name's Gray Davis. Let's replace him with the governor. Gray Davis. His name is Gray. Come on.
Starting point is 00:57:51 I took a hit on that one, on my brand. Gray Davis. I could have been Miles Gray Davis. I would have been Miles Davis, Miles Gray, Gray Davis. I always would think that when I was smoking weed, I was like, yo, if his name was Miles, he could be like me and who has a name after him. I thought you were going to say that you went all in for Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Starting point is 00:58:09 Fuck no. I staked my personal brand on that motherfucker. Did you lift weights when you smoked weed? Because that's what Schwarzenegger does. Yeah, no, I don't lift weights. Arnold is numero uno. Pumping iron. Hey, Lou.
Starting point is 00:58:21 I did go to school with Lou Frigno's kid. His arms are too big for his delts. The Hulk Jr.? Yeah, Hulk Jr., Lou Ferrigno Jr. He's also an artist. He paints. Shout out to Lou. One of my favorite artists.
Starting point is 00:58:31 No, no, his son. No, no. Oh, you know his son? Oh, wow, great. I'm a collector of his work. That's right. Let's talk about Meghan McCain. He might be a great artist.
Starting point is 00:58:39 I should not judge somebody based on the fact that their dad is Lou Ferrigno. In fact, I should think he's fucking cool. should not judge somebody based on the fact that their dad is Lou Ferrigno. In fact, I should think he's fucking cool. He knocked this kid the fuck out at this house party one time, and I'll never forget it. Lou Ferrigno? Yo, this son.
Starting point is 00:58:55 Sounds like a real artist move. Well, no. Look, when you're in high school. He knocked him out with his artistic skills? Yes. What's the statute on limitations? The statute on limitations on assault? I don't know, man. When you have Hulk skills.
Starting point is 00:59:06 Yeah, yo, and some freshman's talking shit at a party, you're like, yo, bro, you're about to get done the fuck up. Can't control the Hulk energy. Kids who grew up in LA had much more violent childhoods than I did. Why, just because we all know the Hulk and Scientology? Right. People were always getting knocked out. You never fucking put an old Christmas tree
Starting point is 00:59:25 Under a fucking car and start a fire What You never just take an old drought out Christmas tree And shove that shit under a car and set the tree on fire No what Hell yeah that sounds like a fucking Billy Idol video From the Anyway let's go on to Megan McCain
Starting point is 00:59:41 Alright speaking of people who We should not judge based on their parent because they're fucking cool as shit, we got to talk about Meghan McCain because she is threatening to leave The View? It's a rumor. No! She's going to turn down her contract extension.
Starting point is 01:00:01 You really coughed at that one, huh? Choked on that one. Choke whenever I think about The View. Yeah, right? Well, look, she... The quotes from this report are, like, so infuriating. Sources close to Megan. Right. Close to Megan. Uh, said... She's making something like
Starting point is 01:00:18 around a million a year, okay? And saying that she is, quote, emotionally drained, angry, and isolated, feeling like a caged animal. Yeah, man. I mean. Hold on. You've seen how the libs treat her.
Starting point is 01:00:33 Yeah. Right. It's not right what they do to her. Please eat your own shit, Meghan McCain. Please. Please eat a whole buffet of your own shit. I mean, a lot of the things she's apparently really upset about is that there's a lot of stories about like her onset antics that keep getting out, but like that,
Starting point is 01:00:51 everyone's like, eh, that's kind of true. Like, you know, she saw that like Sonny Hostin liked some like shit on Instagram or followed an Instagram person that was like, that did a caricature of her.
Starting point is 01:01:01 And it was like, ah, it's like, this is bullshit. She saw a fucking, uh, like a makeup artist. Meghan McCain has been smoking three packs a day for the past couple of years.
Starting point is 01:01:10 And then she saw like a makeup artist had liked a, a video that was like of her that was edited in a meme and then like tried to get this person fired. And you know, look, I get it. Uh, you know,
Starting point is 01:01:22 you're out here with the worst takes on earth. Right. And the rest of the world is rightly responding to it. But you don't have the wherewithal or self-awareness to be like, oh, yeah, what I'm saying is toxic. And I'm saying it out loud constantly. And I'm defending, like, the most hideous policies. And I'm wondering why people are, like, just fucking roasting me all the time. Right. So she's going to go to Fox News, clearly. Probably. Yeah. I mean, that's go to Fox News, clearly. Probably.
Starting point is 01:01:45 Yeah. I mean, that seems to be your safe space. Go to her safe space. That's what Elizabeth... She can be a bigot in peace. Right. That's what Elizabeth Hasselbeck did. She went over to Fox News
Starting point is 01:01:57 and did Fox and Friends for a year. And the piece, she's just very different from the co-workers. While a lot of them go off to the Hamptons in their time off, Megan comes back to Arizona and just likes to do jello shots and clap some guns. Is that true? That's what they say.
Starting point is 01:02:18 Oh, so they're trying to make it like they're fancy rich ladies. Yeah, exactly. It's like, we know you're rich too. You might be rich and like to do jello shots and shoot guns, but you're still like, you're McCain. Yeah, exactly. Chill out, lady. Still saying the N-word under your breath. Right.
Starting point is 01:02:33 Yeah, come on. And the policies that you support are- Oh, a hillbilly elegy for Meghan McCain. Right, exactly. Fuck that whole shit. Right. And the policies that she supports are anti uh the people that she's trying to anti-caged animal right which is odd i mean wow again you know uh i i look i hope you do
Starting point is 01:02:55 what's right for you please grandparents yourself to fuck on out of there it's getting to the point where it's not worth the emotional toll every week if she doesn't stay at the view she will find other work it's like yo is she is like the source for this story just have like an earwig in that is like telling them exactly what to say right so i don't even need the job you know like i can go somewhere else right i'm not doubting the view is a high pressure atmosphere where you're constantly being thrown against each other and like tell you know yeah But a million dollars would make that sound great. 100%. Put me on The View.
Starting point is 01:03:29 But if that just shows you where she's at, she's like, they're not paying me enough to deal with this shit. Give me a million dollars, I will listen to Whoopi Goldberg's bad takes on Batman all day. Yeah, smear your shit on me all day. I'll be that person like, hey, come out, shit boy. I'm like, hey, I'm here. There's a lot of shit smearing going on here.
Starting point is 01:03:45 It takes 10 miles. Something happened. Something happened. That's all right, man. But then did you see a couple weeks ago when she was, I think, called Joy Behar a bitch? Did she? Yeah, she's like, I get paid enough, bitch. She said some shit right back on air and I was like, good boy.
Starting point is 01:04:03 And like, yo, this is what happens. I think if only she took the oh boy and like yo this is what happens I think if only she took the time to be like okay what am I saying I hope she I wish she had just gone full William F. Buckley and been like you fucking Jew you know whatever she's really thinking inside exactly and then gotten just canceled forever
Starting point is 01:04:20 that would have been nice yeah but then she has to be like oh that caricature of me like because of my stance on Israel's is so anti-Semitic. Whatever. I couldn't even handle that whole thing. Yeah. Well, anyway. Cool.
Starting point is 01:04:35 Megan, we're pulling for you in the sense that we're pulling for you to just walk on out of there. Fuck off forever. Where are we at now? We're at the 40th anniversary of the walkman yeah uh can you believe it yeah i guess so i don't know why i'm like hey can you believe it is that why you're wearing your shirt for the walkman the walkman that's just a happy coincidence that is just a happy coincidence but uh i do love the band do you love a walkman uh i did when that
Starting point is 01:05:04 shit came out i mean fuck man remember this the fucking Sony Sports one that was yellow. I had that. Yes. With the handle. Did you ever, when you were running out of batteries, the song would start slowing down a little bit. You'd be like, does this sound weird? But you didn't know if your brain was fucking with you or something.
Starting point is 01:05:22 Did I drink too much promethazine? Right. Is that till Rose? It sounded a little low. You didn't know if your brain was fucking with you or something? Did I drink too much promethazine? Right. Yeah, test your tapes were invented. Sounding a little low. Hey, welcome to the drunk. I specifically have a memory of LL Cool J's Mama Said Knock You Out single going like that on me. Mama Said Knock You Out. But it wasn't like that quick.
Starting point is 01:05:44 It would just like do it over the course of like 15 plays. It would start slowing down. So you'd be like 15 plays. I'm sorry. Were you just looping this shit? Oh yeah. It was a single bro. Oh,
Starting point is 01:05:54 Chris. I'm old. I'm old as fuck. We all know about Kasingles. Yeah. Kasingles. Tower Records. Tower Records on Ventura.
Starting point is 01:06:03 Tower Records on Ventura. Music Plus on Ventura music plus on ventura also moby disc moby disc oh man fucking backside records in burbank they used to get cheap ass cd singles there because i couldn't my mom wouldn't let me buy cds because they're too expensive so crazy because going like music shopping was like one of my favorite things to do yeah me too it just disappeared yeah my my thing my brother always says i totally believe in is he's like who's gonna be the first streaming service to just make like a brick and mortar store and be like right check it out it's a store you can rent apple music yeah blockbuster
Starting point is 01:06:34 netflix like everybody would love that i love going to the video store oh it was great it was such a fucking energizing feeling which is funny because the pet store that I go to right now used to be a blockbuster that I grew up going to. So when I walk through, like, the energy I get, I feel like I'm going to Blockbuster as a kid, only to be told that Street Fighter 2 is still fucking out on Super Nintendo and unavailable to rent. Yeah. But, like, the feelings. I don't know. I don't know what to do. But anyway.
Starting point is 01:07:01 And that's why you have 40 dogs at your house right now. Maybe we can recreate that feeling in some way for podcasting. Yeah. A podcast brick and mortar store? Yeah, just a place you show up and we sell you popcorn and red vines. Yeah. Right. That's it.
Starting point is 01:07:13 Is it a movie theater? Am I describing a movie theater? I think so. I'm like, we'll show a movie. But we'll show a still image of the people on the podcast. Right. And you'll just sit in a theater and listen to a podcast. Yo, that's the future.
Starting point is 01:07:25 Casinos. casinos. This is my idea. We're all going to be doing Rat Pack podcasting. Yeah, no, I mean, live podcasts are a thing. I'm thinking like a super group. We get all you guys
Starting point is 01:07:38 and Nightcall. Podcast Casino. Yeah, Podcast Casino. Wow, the real Rat Pack. Yeah. The Trash Pack. Oh, the Trash Pack. The Trash Rat Pack. Yeah. The Trash Pack. Oh, the Trash Pack. The Trash Kids.
Starting point is 01:07:47 Trash Gang. Trash Kids. So apparently the Walkman was invented when a Sony exec was like, I really like music. I want to listen to music on my plane. Make this. Make it. on my plane.
Starting point is 01:08:02 Make this. Make it. And an engineer came up with the idea out of whole cloth, just on his own, and figured out how to do it. Oh, wait, no, he stole it from a German inventor. Oh, boy. Yeah, so that's not cool. Andreas Pavel did.
Starting point is 01:08:19 That's the real creator. Yeah. When he actually invented what he called the stereo belt in 1972, which actually looks like a very fly piece of equipment. It has that sort of Blade Runner design aesthetic where it's got weird angles for no real reason, like a bunch of tiny buttons that it's not clear what they do. That clunky future. Yeah, I do love that retro
Starting point is 01:08:45 futurism like part of the tape sticks out of it kind of yeah it's like very odd deck right but it's dope it like i want one of those when he was going around trying to get people to like buy into it they were saying that he was basically laughed out of meetings like all he faced was rejection or ridicule because quote they didn't think people would be so crazy as to run around with headphones cut to right now well right everybody got headphones in because this was before jogging right this was before like people ran for jogging i mean even before 72 the track events in the it was like they were making it popular at the same time that jogging got popular.
Starting point is 01:09:25 Oh yeah. Those things were all marketed together in the 80s. It's like you go for your jog with your walk man. Right. Really.
Starting point is 01:09:31 Because. But yeah. Because you're just trying to come down off the coke bend where you were on last night. And they're like yeah
Starting point is 01:09:35 just listen to this Toto tape on repeat. Jog through Central Park. Yeah just fucking keep doing it. Leave your beautiful penthouse on your way
Starting point is 01:09:41 to your high powered It's shocking to me that people in a business boardroom would lack the imagination to foresee something. People are dumb, Jack. Come on. No, not businessmen. No way. Those guys are the most imaginative of all. They sell Walkman now at Urban Outfitters again.
Starting point is 01:09:58 Like jokey ones? Yeah, but like teens. I don't know. Teens like tapes. I know. It's funny how now I'm looking at kids. I'm like, yo, I'm like that salty older person. I'm like, you weren't know teens like tapes I know it's funny how now I'm like I'm looking at kids I'm like I'm like that salty
Starting point is 01:10:07 older person like you weren't about that life right you don't know what it's like to wait for Tower Records
Starting point is 01:10:12 to open to get that one tape they're like oh you the first person to paint your thumbnail with whiteout fuck out my face you poser
Starting point is 01:10:19 I was using whiteout to tag my whole backpack up has anyone I mean they should definitely release one of these As an mp3 player Like an iPod No they don't want mp3s anymore
Starting point is 01:10:29 It would have to be a streaming It would have to be like a Spotify branded I mean that's what I mean Not an mp3 player A digital music player But made all clunky To play the music you have to push a button Wow
Starting point is 01:10:43 Dial tone Watch when some idiot all clunky and you had to play the music you have to push a button in that wow dial tone yeah dial up yeah walk man watch when some idiot really makes that shit and we're like oh my god it was really this easy yeah it's a billion we just had to do that i can't handle airpods like i'm still like if you were like hey people will walk around looking like an idiot all day like even bluetooth i was like this will never catch on yeah don't look at my radio. He keeps them in when we record. It's offensive. He has AirPods and then he puts the studio out. I've been taking a call this whole time.
Starting point is 01:11:12 As the deputy from Nightcall. Yes. The deputy. Don't let your earbuds be spying on you 24 hours a day like that. They're little microphones. You don't think they're recording everything you do all the time? Doesn't that creep you out a little bit? Yeah. No, it does. Totally.
Starting point is 01:11:30 You guys... It's like, I watch Black Mirror and I'm like, yeah. It's his favorite comedy, he says. That's hilarious. But then I listen to Nightcall talk about Black Mirror and I'm fucked up. I'm like, no! Nightcall, man. I'm just, no! Night call, man.
Starting point is 01:11:46 I'm just saying, you better hope those ear pods don't grow sentient and just burrow into your ears. That's why you gotta keep them wired shits on deck. Yeah, I don't trust the ghost of Steve Jobs. Speaking of ghosts. Speaking of ghosts. Speaking of ghosts. Let's talk about a story that we've been saving for a while.
Starting point is 01:12:06 Thank you so much. For an important time when we're ready to talk about it. So we talked on a previous episode about a young woman by the name of Amanda Teague, an Irish woman who was a Jack Sparrow impersonator and was getting married to a pirate named Jack. Yep. In early 2018, the pirate had been dead for 300 years and was only evident to her. Yes, exactly. So it was a big deal because she really had a lot of detail on their marriage and their sexual relationship.
Starting point is 01:12:49 She fucking got married on international waters to make sure that the marriage could be legal. I thought that was implied by what I was saying. Oh, no, no. You got to make sure. Yeah. This is not some joke wedding. That's why she had a medium be the fucking efficient. A shaman. Yeah. That's why she had a medium be the fucking efficient. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:13:05 A shaman. Yeah. And now it's over. Right. And I'm kind of fucked up about the whole thing. I can't believe it's over. Yeah. It came out, so I feel it's time to let everyone know that my marriage is over.
Starting point is 01:13:21 No shit. Mother of five wrote, I will explain all in due course, but for now, all I want to say is be very careful when dabbling in spirituality. It is not something to mess with. End quote.
Starting point is 01:13:35 Yes. Wow, sounds like the pirate ghost turned on her. Something fucking happened. It's actually kind of interesting the thing that she said was going on when she did go into further detail
Starting point is 01:13:46 she said that he was basically feeding on her energy yes so basically like making her tired by like taking her life force away from her what do you think is gonna happen when you marry a pirate ghost not only is he a ghost he's a fucking pirate he's gonna scavenge there's no sort of right exactly he will pillage he will take you for every fucking bit of source energy you got is he a fucking pirate? He's a fucking pirate. He's gonna scavenge. There's no sort of his sort of their thing. He will take you for every fucking bit of source energy you got.
Starting point is 01:14:09 You're just a landlubber to him. Right. Exactly. He's like, I had that landlubber last night. You should have seen her.
Starting point is 01:14:18 Yeah, which is so funny is this thinking like the way she's like the whole life force thing was that she was being plagued as she described it with health issues when she married jack and that he was stealing it's like could you have actually just been really sick and you blaming your ghost husband they're like i'm telling you
Starting point is 01:14:33 you have a blood disease like you haven't you're anemic like you need to fuck this why your energy is all fucked up like you need to come to the doctor's like no no no it's my fucking husband maybe a blood parasite also sounds like the kind of thing that might make you think you should marry a ghost pirate in the first place. You're like, yeah, yeah. I'm seeing this guy. Right. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:14:52 Who's 300 years old. I believe that's called untreated syphilis, man. Right. It's like, I can't see too good either. That's what happened. I'm getting blind. But yeah, the funny thing was even when she was marrying him, she was basically saying, she said at the beginning of the
Starting point is 01:15:06 relationship, I told him, this is a quote, I told him I wasn't really cool with having casual sex with a spirit. And I wanted to make a proper commitment to each other. I wanted a big traditional wedding with a white dress. It was very important to me. See, I like that she's just not a hit it and quit it type ghost lover. She sounds like a real Charlotte. Like maybe if she
Starting point is 01:15:21 That's a red flag though. I mean, for a relationship. Before the marriage, she would have known it was a bad Charlotte. Like maybe if she had fucked the guy before the marriage, she would have known it was a bad match. Exactly. You don't want to get married because you want the party and the white dress. Like that's never a great reason to get married. Also, having sex for the first time with a person, probably not a great reason.
Starting point is 01:15:40 Your mind might be a little bit, your decision making might be clout. As the pickup artist Mystery said, it's called one-itis or something like that, where you get fixated on one person and you feel at the detriment of all your other sexual options. Maybe she hasn't met the right ghost yet. Yeah. What would you say? Because, you know, you like this. You got your ear to the spiritual streets.
Starting point is 01:16:01 What are some rules for dating a ghost? Like, what's a ghost that you're like, you know what? I can trust this ghost. That ghost can get it. I think what we were just saying is like, get to know the ghost before you make a commitment to the ghost. Don't get all wrapped up in the idea of the marriage to a ghost wedding.
Starting point is 01:16:17 Yeah. Don't just pick some random ghost because you want to have a big wedding. Right. Do you love your ghost or do you love the idea of your ghost? Yeah. Do you feel like you need to be married to a ghost because you're a certain age and you have to start producing ghost babies? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:16:29 Definitely don't marry the first ghost you have sex with. Yeah. Definitely don't do that. Yeah. Because I can imagine that shit is very impressive the first time you are made love to by a ghost. We've all seen Ghostbusters. Right. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:16:42 Yeah. You've seen Dan Aykroyd's very subtle performance when he's getting blown by a ghost. We've all seen Ghostbusters. Right. Yeah. Yeah. You've seen Dan Aykroyd's very subtle performance when he's getting a blowjob from that ghost. Rick Moranis, dude, when he becomes Vince Clortho. Whoa. I was like, yo.
Starting point is 01:16:52 And even fucking Peter McNichol. You saw when that ghost was up in his guts. He was like, come at me, Lord. He fucking Viggo turned his ass out. Oh.
Starting point is 01:17:03 So think about that. Actually, you know what? We're fucking ghosts now because i want that experience it's funny though because her she drew her ghost and it's just captain jack sparrow she just wanted to fuck johnny depp could you imagine well look how it goes if you fuck johnny depp you know right yeah could you imagine though like you're so desperate to be with johnny depp like you gotta be like you make up a ghost story to be like, well, I'm actually with a version of it, so we're all good. Well, I mean, but also if you were a ghost who looked exactly like Johnny Depp, you're going to be making yourself apparent to a lot of people.
Starting point is 01:17:35 So a pirate ghost is a red flag off the rip, right? Because you're coming from a fucked up background. Right. Right? Or is there a good pirate you could have? It depends what kind of relationship you want. You want someone who comes to port occasionally, maybe that's what you need.
Starting point is 01:17:49 Well, okay, let's maybe go with land-loving ghosts. Right. Like a ghost farmer, an old farmer's ghost. Is that a safe pick? I feel like just people, you know, long dead spirits
Starting point is 01:18:01 are going to have some views that are going to be- Problematic. Problematic. What if they're like ancient? Right, like Joe Biden. spirits are going to have some views that are going to be problematic. What if they're like ancient? Like Joe Biden. Would you fuck that ghost? Yes! With his spider web hair.
Starting point is 01:18:19 Molly, it's been a pleasure having you as always. Where can people find you, listen to you, follow you? You can find me at Nightcall podcast. And Molly Lambert People find you, listen to you, follow you. You can find me at Nightcall Podcast. Yay. And Molly Lambert on Twitter and Molly underscore Lambert on Instagram. Yeah. And that's pretty much it.
Starting point is 01:18:34 And here. Yeah. And is there a tweet you've been enjoying? Just all this stuff about the Taylor Swift, Scooter Braun, Yemen genocide link. Yeah. Has been, you know. This is what I feel like the internet is truly for. It really is the final form.
Starting point is 01:18:52 Yeah. The final form. Miles, where can people find you? Find me, follow me on Twitter, Instagram, at Miles of Gray. Miles, is there a tweet you've been enjoying? Oh, I just like reductress all the time.
Starting point is 01:19:10 Cause they, it's shortened to the point and they capture the feelings of a nation. This is, it's the image is just a woman at a computer looking very happy. And it says how to stay humble, even though people are looking at your LinkedIn profile. I remember the first time I got that shit. I was like, yo, I'm popping. I know.
Starting point is 01:19:28 Back when I thought LinkedIn could get you a job. I mean, it can for certain, I think, certain industries. But when I was just like, makes YouTube videos, it wasn't really working out. Right. Some tweets I've been enjoying. The video of Kawhi Leonard. I mean, this is going to be old by the time you listen to this. But the video of Kawhi Leonard as I mean, this is going to be old by the time you listen to this, but the video of Kawhi Leonard as a high school player,
Starting point is 01:19:47 his game is identical. There are some moves in this game that he definitely pulled on my Sixers. He gets to the same spots on the court in the exact same ways and makes shots in the same ways. So I will say the Spurs, talking about how they built his game from the ground up, overrated. The Spurs need to fuck off,
Starting point is 01:20:09 and that's probably why he hates them. And then Dan Chamberlain tweeted, holding my drunk friend's hair back as they take a dump. You can find me on Twitter at Jack underscore O'Brien. You can find us on Twitter at Daily Zeitgeist. We're at The Daily Zeitgeist on Instagram. We have a Facebook fan page and a website Twitter at Daily Zeitgeist. We're at The Daily Zeitgeist on Instagram. We have a Facebook fan page
Starting point is 01:20:25 and a website, DailyZeitgeist.com where we post our episodes and our footnotes where we link up the information that we've talked about in today's episode as well as the song we write out on. Miles, what's that going to be today? Let's do a track from... Oh, good idea.
Starting point is 01:20:42 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Named after basketball player Giannis. Oh, really? By Madlib, Freddie Gibbs, and Anderson.Paak. The song is called Giannis? Yes. Okay. And yo, if you're not up on this little collaboration bandana,
Starting point is 01:20:58 Freddie Gibbs and Madlib is a pretty good one. You get it. You traveled to Italy. I traveled to Italy once, and now I fuck with the boy from Indiana. Uh-huh. Well, great. I look forward to hearing that. The Daily Zeitgeist is a production of iHeartRadio.
Starting point is 01:21:13 For more podcasts from iHeartRadio, go ahead and visit that iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever fine podcasts are given away for free. That's going to do it for today. We will be back tomorrow because it is a daily podcast. We'll talk to you guys then. Bye! Time is make hay to stay on the job Keeping the baby 380 with me like Calis, stay with the sign Bought that poison pop, we see that Gany shit from the mob Use the cartoon, that clip on the cover of Lucky Charms Every morning I wake up with my daughter Dora Explorer Then I get right back to the pot kitchen, staking that spotty training
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