The Daily Zeitgeist - That'sa Trendy Meatball 9/4: RFK Jr., July Jobs Report 2025, Trump Drug Boat, Radioactive Shrimp, Melania AI

Episode Date: September 4, 2025

In this edition of That'sa Trendy Meatball, Jack and Miles discuss RFK Jr. getting grilled like a cheese, the TERRIBLE July jobs report (that no one is reporting on), Trump claiming the U.S. Military destroyed an alleged Venezuelan "drug boat" and killed 11 "terrorists", John Kennedy's horrifying radioactive shrimp presentation, Melania Trump's AI speech and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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it is a trendy meat of all that one courtesy of vanadium silver on the Discord you Italians don't get mad of me don't look at me alright you know Venetium silver he made me

do it now you guys are seen as white in the U.S. It wasn't like that early on it wasn't always like that it wasn't always like that look it's every immigrant group gets their turn oh man there was this time when Irish they said need not apply It was everywhere, Miles.

It was like the worst. It was the worst thing anyone's ever had to put up. Long-haired Irish people need not apply. All right. I'm Jack fat over there. Well, that's Mr. Miles Greys. Miles R-F-K. Oh, fuck.

This guy's getting fucking grilled. But he's cool under pressure, and he's got all the answers. And a smooth way of just delivering the fucking worst fucking lies he's currently speaking to the senators they are grilling him which is the best we got problem what's that what are they oh you know just all the fucking firings at the cdc this group of absolute freaks that he's appointed to the vaccine board who have like literally they're they have like specialty and like rocks okay and they're like yeah yeah yeah yeah i know about vaccines they're bad can i get the job rfk you mean like geology nah no no no no

Just got, look, check out. I got some of my pocket right now. Look at these, dude. I got a sick collection. Look at this one. That one's like kind of orange looking right here. And this one's like a little orange part. It looks like glass, huh?

No, this is regular. All right, anyway. But yeah, so he's putting pressure on career scientists to leave. Essentially making the fucking country unhealthy as fuck, an even more dangerous place to live. So like one of these, there's an exchange with Raphael Warnock where he's like, bro, like, people are dying of measles on your watch. What the fuck you talking about? And he gets a classically defensive because RFK is a netbo baby.

It's clear that you are carrying out your extremist beliefs, which is why you attempted to fire. Senator, with the sickest people on the world. I'm not, I'm sickest people on earth. I'm speaking. How am I? Secretary Kennedy, for the first time, we're seeing deaths from children from measles. We haven't seen that in two decades.

We're seeing that under your watch. You are a hazard to the health of the American people. Tell them. Can I respond to that, Senator? No, I play back my time. We need to wrap. You already has it to the health of the American people. I think that you ought to resign. And if you don't resign, the president of the United States,

who put forward Operation Warp Speed, which worked, should fire you. You know, but we're the sickest people on earth, you know? Put me in a rat battle. I'm the sickest MC out there. And by sickest, it means that when he walks through an airport and looks at the children, he's disgusted. by what he sees.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. Fucking hypo. No, wasn't he saying some shit like that? Mitochondrial. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He said specifically that when I walk through at an airport, the mitochondrial stress of the children. Okay. Go on. It's impossible to ignore. It's also like others are puffy. Also that like other senators are like, you are hiring people who don't have any medical training?

He's like, they're not practicing medicine. It's like they're prescribes. I'm describing ideas to the rest of the country about what is safe medically, you fucking fool. Yeah. So it's very frustrating because he's so transparently just a lying piece of shit, like just lying about scientists. Like all over blue sky, there are people like immunologists who are like, this guy is literally saying nonsense to your faces, but no one is there to be like, ah. And one of the few doctors that that's up there, Senator Cassidy, he's so captured by MAGA, he's like trying to act like he has no medical training.

and what he's hearing is fine. He's like, hmm, but just like the scathing judicial decisions we get to read, it's just, I feel like I'm afraid it just kind of stops there.

So you get to hear people be upset with RFK and him be pressed a bit, but what that leads to, I have no idea. I don't think there's nearly enough pressure for him to resign yet, but we'll see.

Really bad jobs numbers came out, but it's not really being reported on. But I remember, people being like and these this round of job numbers will really reveal if the tariffs have completely fucked everything and the numbers are like worse than anyone could have possibly imagined they're terrible and it's just not it's not getting much attention uh i will tell you what's getting some attention though he's claimed the power to summarily kill suspected drug smugglers Yeah.

It feels like, are you just focusing on the things that are going to both outrage the left and, like, get the right sexually aroused? They want to see brown people and boats blow up. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? And that's, and he just be like, they were drug dealers. I don't know. Who are that, were they?

Yeah. Sure they were. I think he already, like, did this once. And the New York Times is like, that seems weird. It's like very just basic things. I remember, was the like dictator who was killing drug dealers in his country? Deterate? Yeah, Deterate.

And just being like, God, what are like wild? That's so wild that that can still happen in the modern world. And now here we are. The New York Times report opens by ordering the U.S. military to summarily kill a group of people aboard what he said was a drug smuggling. boat. President Trump used the military in a way that had no clear legal precedent or basis, according to specialists in the laws of war and executive power. Yeah, you better ask the specialists because it's so hard to tell if that's okay. For him to say, that's a drug smuggling boat and you blow it up. Mr. Trump is claiming the power to shift maritime counter drug

efforts from law enforcement rules to wartime rules. The police arrest criminal suspects for prosecution and cannot instead simply gun suspects down except in rare circumstances where they pose an imminent threat to someone which is not nobody's even claiming is the case here. So he can just be like

yeah, the thing that he's always wanted, right? Is the ability to kill whoever he wants and get away with it. You know? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And also he's, he wants to really send a message to the Venezuelan government and

Maduro especially by doing shit like this. But yeah, this is fucking, it's, oh my God. Was it just so out in the open? Were the people on the boat, Venezuelans?

Were they coming from Venezuela? They said the boat was coming from Venezuela. That's like, it's the details are so scarce. Yeah. Like, at least from what I've read, I've only seen like the fucking

just horrific like social media post where they're like, got it. Like, what the fuck are you? What is this? Yeah. I forget, this is. America. Yeah. And it'll, it's like red meat for the base for his base and also could potentially like provoke a war, which is also what he's looking for. He's looking for a war. He's looking for a terrorist attack on American soil. He's looking for American people to fight back against illegal military occupation of their cities. He's looking, he needs one of these things to happen desperately. Yeah. Because it's like, It's like those coin games, like Dave and Busters, where you put a coin in and it just piles up and like the little shelf just pushes them closer and close.

And it's like, oh, fuck, I'm this fucking close to getting the fucking martial law coin dropping. Give me an excuse. You fuck, drop. So, yeah, that's kind of the extent of it. And, you know, and it's, it has many purposes because again, this is all part of just really ushering in this new form of American fascism. And also, at the same time, people talk about. that too and not about him you know and epstein also but again i don't know what happens even if all that comes to light if that really leads to any kind of real change and like his power

aside from maybe some people being like well i certainly won't vote for him this time if there's ever elections again i will certainly think twice about voting for him before voting for him um yeah we'll talk a little bit more on tomorrow's episode about uh the epstein stuff that is being ignoring, like some of the most transparently guilty behavior that is just being sort of why is, why do I look guilty because I deployed a military flyover where a press conference was happening with Epstein survivors right at the time where they're talking. Yeah. And then through some fireworks in their general direction. Yeah. It is fucking wild. Nobody has ever acted more transparently guilty of anything and uh it does feel like i don't know if the means for media

is just like i can't imagine they think it doesn't work it feels like they've been like you know scared into not putting this they're scared into being so quote unquote objective that they're not saying anything anymore right and you know there was a study that came out that showed people actually are less informed who watch tv news oh yeah than not at all This is fucking gurg. It's a deficit. You actually know less than if you didn't, which is so fucking wild to me. I feel like it's probably because the only people who watch TV news are also on, you know, boomers who are on the internet.

And, you know, they're like, well, yeah, I get everything I know from CNN and Facebook. Right. Oh, well, well, we're fucked. Uh-huh. I will say this is a good piece of news from last week that a judge forced the Utah legislature to redraw its congressional map because of some to prevent partisan gerrymandering. So maybe we're going to, yeah, the unlawful map was part of a blatant Republican plan to carve up a Democratic stronghold. They were basically trying to make it so that Salt Lake City didn't have any representation in the state of Utah and had made it that way. And so now, I'll wait for the, I'll wait until the appeal has been heard.

Sure. That's always the thing with all of this. But hey, it's good to know some people who interpret the laws are still interpreting the laws now whether or not that's just negated by a higher, more craven court. Who knows? All right. Well, speaking of appeal, let's talk about shrimp, peel and eat shrimp. Wow. You know what I'm saying?

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No. Do you get any tongue tinglers out there? Oh, I get it. I sometimes get it. Seshwan pepper. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I sometimes get it from cantaloupe and...

You're tongue tingling off the loat. Tongue tingling off the loat. Damn, real. Tongue tingling off the loat for real. Yo, you're tongue tingling off the loat, bro? Um, and then some, like, uh, raw veggies. Wait, like, what? Wait, raw vegetables are giving you the tongue tingies?

Yeah. Sometimes, like, carrots will give me the tongue tings. You get tongue tings off carrots? Tongings. Tung tings off... We're talking tongue tings. Hey, shit. The speech therapy podcast with two roadmen from the UK.

We're talking tongue tings. Wait, carrots? Yeah. Wild. I've had it. Yeah, it's weird. It's not like anything that, like, I don't have a breakout or anything like that. No, but you know that you have a sensation.

I have a sensation. A ting, if you know. A ting. Okay. Well, something that might make your tongue tings. tingle and give you superpowers. There's been a lot of talk about radioactive shrimp recently

after the FDA recommended that Walmart recall its great value brand frozen raw shrimp after detecting a radioactive isotope known as cesium 137 in shipping container. Seism 137. And then they've expanded that warning for

even more shrimp products. This was brought up on the Senate floor by the predictably unhinged Senator John Kennedy one of the dumbest He's Louisiana right Oh yeah

He a good Louisiana boy And he urged the FDA To conduct more thorough inspections Thorough The FDA Are you sure? You know what they're up to right now

There's fucking nobody there Yeah it's empty As we talked about recently Like they've been Completely disembowled the Trump administration just over and over like there's just been report after report like week after week of just the FDA being hollowed out because uh you know food corporations it's more

profitable for them to not have regulations in place but um do we have a clip of his presentation of what what he thinks could happen did you describe what is the materials are to drive the point front of a big picture, gesturing at a big, high-resolution photograph. Medical image. Yeah, medical image. I mean, should we let the audio play, and then we can describe what he's pointing to? Sure. Yeah.

Mr. President, this is a photograph of the alien from the movie alien. And that is exactly what it is. It's just the chess person coming out. what you could end up looking like if you eat some of the raw frozen shrimp being sent to the United States by other countries. So we're letting them do boomer-ass make-believe scare stories for children on the Senate floor. You could look like this. If you eat a shrimp, you will turn into a xenomorph. Why does this

even, like in dumb logic or even in like scare movie, like, why like that movie doesn't have anything to do with radioactivity? Alien, no, no. No. Is he just thinking that like this looks kind of like a radioactive shrimp? I think

what he's using like Simpsons logic how like they were like the three-eyed fish near the power plant. Sure. And it's like that kind of thing. And he's maybe thinking of like children who were affected by the Chernobyl fallout and being like the sort of mutations that can occur. So I think he's saying, so if we know those things that are science. Yeah. Okay. Now it's all coming. Therefore, you eat a shrimp and then you will transform into the

fucking xenomorph beautifully, beautifully illustrated by H.R. Geiger. The up close photograph of the baby alien immediately after. bursting through the person's chest. There's also like an aide next to the picture that I'm assuming his job was to like bring the picture up there just like sitting there stone faced like looking like he's just like

his insides are trying to escape from his body. He looks like he's like a scar on his forehead like someone hit him before they got out there. He's the boy who was promised. You know he's Harry Paul. What do you think Kennedy says that guy's like? That was great man. The way you printed that

it was so clear man. I think we really You get me like a picture of, I don't know, the alien? Yeah. Or you know that part where Bishop is dying, all that white stuff's coming out? And I'll be like, that's your blood, even though he was a synthetic. That's what your diarrhea is going to be like. Like Bishop's blood. Isn't that what the guy was called an alien?

Bishop, yeah, yeah, yeah, you got it. You nailed it. Thank God. Oh, fuck. Yeah, the reports about this. The Republican lawmaker offered no actual reason for his confounding presentation. which has been mercilessly mocked on social media, but said,

if you eat it, you could end up looking like the alien and alien because the shrimp was radioactive. Mm-hmm. A couple things maybe to clear up about that radioactive point. So I do, nobody really knows how it got radioactive. Like the amount,

so the amount of radioactivity detected in the batch of breaded shrimp was pretty low. I don't that doesn't really make me feel any better well no but I think most people when I hear them talk about they're like the weirdest thing is how the fuck did C-137 get into the shrimp C-137 is a man-made isotope that was quote released into the environment during nuclear weapons testing in the 50s and 60s but it quote should not show up in food yes oh okay yeah yes yes I mean he was kind of of right in that there's been a lot of writing about this lately. I feel like whoever is like stands to benefit from the fall of the shrimp industry is is just crushing right now. I don't know if this is all part of a plan because there was a recent article about that was just like weighing the environmental damage caused by various foods and like shrimp were like I think the most damaging food. I mean, I think the one, my quickest shortcut is he's from Louisiana, a huge shrimp producing state.

Got it. And he's like, get your shrimp local. Cheap scrimps threatens the local industry, cheap imported goods. I mean, this is just sort of like what happens. So I see maybe from that one is because I, you know, you read all the time about how like the shrimping industry is at a real crossroads in Louisiana. Yeah. And so I feel like narrowly. So, like, some of the stuff that has been pointed out, first of all, the shrimp that they are sourcing from overseas is often, you know, made possible by slave labor.

America's reliance on cheap imported shrimp from Asia is a major problem. A 2024 study found that, quote, big Western supermarkets make windfall profits off of shrimp that is farmed by companies that rely on slave labor and child labor. and then, you know, it's sold to a middleman. So it's like they basically like launder the shrimp. Right, right. It's like, I didn't buy it from them. I bought it from this other company. Shrimp rows. I don't know.

The workers who are paid are paid below minimum wage and forced to work in dangerous and abusive conditions. And those problems have only gotten worse since the pandemic. But environmentally, it's a complete fucking disaster. It's one of the most damaging foods you can eat. for the health of the oceans. Creating shrimp farms means pollution and wild caught shrimp means just killing.

There's footage of these like nets just dredging across the ocean. Yeah, and all of y'all are coming with us. Yeah, because the shrimp are so small, there's not like, there's no way to catch them without just like catching everything. Bigger things, yeah. So, yeah, you just 90% of what comes up in a shrimp net

isn't shrimp and those shark turtles baby snappers and hundreds of other species tend to die in the nets were on the deck of the boat like just a complete fucking disaster well how you've ruined my frozen shrimp lunch yeah that i was going to have seems seems like shrimp maybe not okay oh i wasn't even thinking about the ecological thing i just don't want to turn to a fucking chest burster yeah that's true you got to be i don't want to talk about growing a third year i don't want a tiny mouth coming out of my mouth and getting real up close to Ripley's face although imagine how much shrimp you could eat

all you can eat two mouths two mouths I'd hide that probably be so ashamed if I had that mini mouth that's right thank God I'm married I don't have to like reveal that to a new partner yeah I'm like sorry God get back in there were you should know yeah I was but Jesus Christ eating popcorn so easy.

And finally, here's something that can set you at ease. If you're worried about, you know, we're worried about the fascist takeover. Dumb fucks running everything. Here's one less thing to worry about. Yeah.

Melania has helped put AI in perspective. And it turns out it's actually fine. It's fine. There was a press conference for the White House Task Force on AI education. uh, kicked things off, uh, things are kicked off by the energy secretary. This is the person who runs the Department of Energy, Chris Wright, who's an absolute zero in the brain. Uh, and this is, just listen to this fucker trying to be like, let's kick this AI thing

off and let people know the magic of fucking earth killing AI. Thank you all for being here today for this just really, really important movement. At its essence, artificial intelligence takes electricity and turns it in, to intelligence, empowering Americans. Boom. There it is. Thank you. At its essence. Electricity, one hand. Intelligence empowering Americans on the other hand. Because we don't have intelligence here. If you, you might remember, we covered him when that one time everyone did their like Kim Jong-un dear leader roundtable where everyone had to say

something like, and I think you were the smartest guy ever. He had one of the cringy, this guy is such a fucking loser um so he did that then milania it's milania's turn because she's also there talking about first generation human i don't know well it's the fuck through our cities robots hold steady hands in the operating room and drones are redefining the future of war innovations of first generation humanoids factory automation and autonomous vehicles have searched from private sector investment. She doesn't even know what she's saying. You know when you feel bad when you know someone's just reading a string of words.

Yeah. And like has like learned it phonetically. But it doesn't really know how to pronounce any of the words. Like Pam Bondi saying Chiapas, Mexico. Right. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what they're talking about.

She's describing a scene from a movie where there's like robot surgical assistants or robots. They're not fucking, what do you? I think there are robotic. I don't know that it's AI. They've been around forever. Like the thing that, like, is, you know, surgeons get trained on and then it like helps steady their hands. I've seen Grey's Anatomy.

I know about that. You know what I mean? It's been around. But this is definitely like the kinds of shit when like the snake oil AI people get around people who aren't in tech and have no idea. They're like, they're going to perform brain certain. Like, it's going to be just said it and forget it. Remember that?

Remember the fucking rotissory that rompupilis and just said it and forget it? That's right. Bladder surgery. brain surgeries, spinal surgeries. It's going to be great. Out to non-nomon. Something out to nominon. And yeah, Chris Wright, wow.

That just really, really brought it together with intelligence, electricity, intelligence, empowering Americans. Empower Secretary of Energy. Thank you. And that's what I do. Thanks. That's been... Anyone smell burning hair in here? My face is getting a little.

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