The Daily Zeitgeist - The Skeeting Rainbow (with Miles Gray) from My Momma Told Me

Episode Date: January 30, 2025

Did “rainbow parties” really exist? Langston and David sit down with Miles Gray (The Daily Zeitgeist) to talk about this sex-based conspiracy theory. How many lipsticks were involved? Was ...this another moral panic in America? Who attended these parties? Also, who made boomers in charge of oral sex culture? Of course, Oprah and Shaunie O'Neal are involved.  CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667 SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:53 The ozone layer owes me money Martians invented turkey stuffing Y'all can't tell me nothing I'm sooo anxious Meet me at 11.30 I love it when you're talking dirty Welcome back to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me The podcast release time deep
Starting point is 00:03:24 Deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories. And we finally worked to prove what the fuck happened to that little monkey Kodak Black Haunted had on his shoulder for about two weeks. Where did it go? Ritual sacrifice? Some type of a Haitian monkey stew? You have questions and we have answers. I'm David Boyd.
Starting point is 00:03:44 Whoa, I'm David boy well I'm Langston Kerman and I forgot about that monkey I'll be everybody did everybody did except for CPS there are times and and I do think I often find myself sort of rolling my eyes that like PETA ads that like make it so that like you can't you can't do a goddamn thing near an animal without it being like this this horrible attack on the species and it's like, relax y'all I get it we probably should chill on a lot of shit. But then you see what Kodak Black is doing with a monkey and you're like nah, Peter's right.
Starting point is 00:04:20 I don't know if matching clothes with the monkey is the worst life for that monkey though. Yeah, but you know, he didn't just match clothes with that monkey You know, he let him ride the I let him let him drive the Phantom. I think he was driving phantoms I think he was smoking weird like fucking wet He was smoking fucking dipped marijuana. You know what I mean?
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Starting point is 00:05:43 You know him from all kinds of hilarious shit. Interesting shit. I won't limit you to hilarious shit. You do fascinating workout in the world, I would say. Yeah, I guess. That's right. He's a fan favorite, a personal favorite. Give it up for Miles Gray, everybody.
Starting point is 00:06:01 Thank you so much for having me. I'm fucking here. I'm glad to be talking conspiracy shit with you guys today because when the producer reached out and was asking like, you got something? I was like, let me think off the top of my head. First, I was like, it does. Does that time when everyone thought Lil Flip had AIDS count? Let me just jump in here. Yes, it does. Let me just jump in here. Yes, it does.
Starting point is 00:06:25 Very much. Is that too black? Like, yo, remember when everybody was like, little flip got AIDS. But we, we did an episode about little Bow Wow being molested by his driver. Nothing is, uh, nothing is too black or off limits for this sick, sick podcast. Yeah. Yeah. But I'm glad we landed on something that definitely really intersected with my, my
Starting point is 00:06:48 life, my upbringing, uh, in an intense way. So yeah. Yeah. Anyways, I'm really glad you're here. And I think I speak for both of us. We were both, uh, we both screamed with joy at the, at the, as soon as it was sent over, we were like, yes, this is tight. Hell yeah. More universal, I feel like.
Starting point is 00:07:14 Yeah. Everybody maybe has heard about what we're going to talk about. I don't know. Bori, I don't want to jump the gun here, but had you heard about this before this? I had heard about it retroactively. So at the time, I did not hear about it because I was not sexually awoken. At the time, I was still trying to see a titty. Okay. Yeah. So I wasn't I wasn't this was this was advanced for me. This would have
Starting point is 00:07:42 been this would have been a bit of a AAU tournament you had no business competing in. And also, if I'm gonna be honest, I was trying to impress you guys. I was trying to feel a titty. I don't know why I did that. That was crazy. I was not.
Starting point is 00:07:58 Even looking at it was beyond your... There was no situation that would have worked. Show me. No, no, no, no, no. I was there was no situation Well, we shouldn't dilly or dally any any further miles your conspiracy you said my mama told me Rainbow parties are real. Come on. Okay. Let's go. First, and I'll leave it on your shoulders to explain to our sweet listeners, who are good Christians, by the way. I want to remind you, this is a Christian podcast. Absolutely. Absolutely. Won't he do it? There it is.
Starting point is 00:08:49 That Christ drop real quick. Remind our sweet Christian listeners what a rainbow party is. Yes. Yes. So children of God gather around because I would love to bless you with the knowledge of the rainbow party. I'll first talk about the way I heard it. I was probably in ninth or 10th grade and somebody goes, Hey man, you hear about these rainbow parties? Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:17 It's like my friend who's also a virgin rubbing his hands together. Are you like, why are you being like that, man? Yeah, like why are you doing the bird man? Rubbing your mitts like that. Hey man, you heard about these rainbow parties? So I was like, no, what the fuck are you talking about? And he's like, so you know, over at Graham High School, you know, my cousin goes there, they say they do this thing where all the ladies, they put a different shade of lipstick on. And then all the dudes are at this party and each person has, they take turns. Someone gives them a blowjob and puts the lipstick on their dick.
Starting point is 00:09:52 And then at the end, all the different shades of lipstick that are being worn by the people at the party, give you like a rainbow color dick. And then that's what a rainbow party is. And I was like, say less. I believe it. Like, why isn't it happening here? Like you I need to believe that this is real. Yes. You had me all the girls Yeah, yeah, yeah And they don't care if I have my braces aren't off yet, oh shit Yeah, sweet even the ones with low self-esteem
Starting point is 00:10:21 Oh, shit. Yeah. Oh, sweet. Even the ones with low self-esteem. Sounds like my kind of vibe. Yeah, absolutely. Playboy. Shout out to all the dudes waiting to get their racers off for that first. Oh, yeah. It's like this summer is over for your math tutors. These braces. for y'all math tutors. So yeah, that was like the theory was basically a oral sex party where all the ladies were different shades of lipstick and whoever has the most shades collected
Starting point is 00:10:55 on their penis, I guess wins or whatever. And there was never really like an outcome or to be like, and it's like a chromatic mess on your shaft. And that was like enough to for everybody to be like, yep, we're here. And we leave little alcohol wipes at the doors so you can get the makeup off. It's all a very efficient party. Yeah, absolutely. I admittedly had never heard this until yesterday.
Starting point is 00:11:21 Oh, really? I don't think that I was at all aware of Rainbow parties, if I'm being completely honest, until this got sent over. It's wild because I'm pretty sure, like I sort of was looking by doing my own research to on it and it's wild because I'm pretty sure the time the point at which I heard about it predates even like the official introduction of this into like the written the written word of God. Oh, you were early on it. Yeah, yeah. It, the written word of God. You were early on it.
Starting point is 00:11:46 Yeah. Yeah. It was just like one of those. It was just like one of those things like, you know, Marilyn Manson had a rib removed, his own dick, or you know what I mean? Or like Lil Kim had to get her stomach, her stomach punk because she was giving so much head like it was sort of like in that sort of school of just shit people would say, but no one had proof for.
Starting point is 00:12:03 But because you're ignorant and young and a virgin, you're like, absolutely. I think you mean the general topics for this podcast. Yeah. Yeah, sorry. All of our regular subject matter. Yes, yes, yes. But the stomach pump thing was always like someone they would map on a different person, like at the time.
Starting point is 00:12:19 Cause I knew right. I heard it with local girls, a cup One time in high school, they said that this girl, who was, in fact, well, that's how I got along, they said that she had had to get her stomach pumped. Yeah, I think when you talk to white people, it's a very different person than Lil Kim. It's, I can't remember who their person is. Oh, I wonder who it would be if it was not Lil Kim.
Starting point is 00:12:43 It's like Madonna or some shit or like something. That's not nearly as fun. Yeah. Yeah. Like Nancy Reagan or some shit. Yeah. You're like, oh no. Oh, that's right. Justin's right. He said, I think white people think it's Rod Stewart. Rod Stewart was sucking dicks? It's the white people version of sucking dicks until he had to get his stomach pumped. And I don't even know if Rod Stewart was sucking dicks? Is the white people version of sucking dicks until he had to get his stomach pumped. And I don't even know if Rod Stewart was sucking dicks.
Starting point is 00:13:09 I think they were just calling him very, very gay. Right. He's like, you seen that hair? Yeah. It's feather, man. That's the Maggie Mae guy, right? Yeah. Yeah, I know him from a.
Starting point is 00:13:21 Maggie Mae. Yeah, that guy. That guy love pussy. Yeah. Yeah, I thought so. But. But that's why that's why that's why that shit is so fucking slanderous. You know, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:31 Yeah, like, come on. No, exactly. Not noted pussy enthusiast Rod Stewart. You're upending my world right now. But yeah, no, I mean, it's interesting, though, too, because I think whether you like you either probably heard it as like, too, because I think whether you are like, you either probably heard it as like a local myth or I think the thing that really mainstreamed it was like once it got on TV and shit and then became like this gigantic, like moral
Starting point is 00:13:54 panic, especially, I think maybe it might've happened because I was going to like Christian and Catholic school when I was younger. And it feels like that's kind of like the world in which those kinds of like moral sexual panic kind of conspiracy theories like really take hold. Yeah. Are we just to time it out? Are we saying because for me, in my mind, this is like a turn of the century. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I graduated in 2000, 2001 time period. I graduated high school 2003. Okay. And I would say this is around, I feel like I don't want to put it all on 9 11, but I feel like it was around 9 11 that I first started hearing it like my sophomore juniorish year.
Starting point is 00:14:34 No, this is how the terrorists won. This is misdirection. Misdirection. They were like, we'll, we'll knock down the towers and they'll get us back for that, but they'll never get us back for what we do to their girls to the rainbow party I also I mean now that word is openly discussed. Here's my question about it always was like So afterwards you're at a party where all these girls are sucking dick
Starting point is 00:14:59 Then you show everybody your dick to prove That it got sucked by all these good that was the reason everybody came to the party Well, I guess that that's a question I have immediately is is the expectation that I show my dick afterwards Or is that expectation that I just go home with a cool goodie bag of? Rainbow right or like a rainbow sticker somebody puts on your sweatshirt. Yeah,. Like I, I didn't know I had to like verify it with the boys to, to. I think, okay, maybe I'm a weirdo. I think that's what makes it kind of fall apart because when you really think about it too, like even the idea that it would like leave a rainbow,
Starting point is 00:15:41 you're like, I'm sorry, what technique is being used during the fellatio that like are you just going Stamping rings around it. I think you mean tie-dye Yeah, we're talking a Grateful Dead t-shirt more than anything Rainbow I'm gonna say I think this is a little racist I'm gonna say I think this is a little racist. Mmm Say more my dick is probably only gonna reflect maybe the reds Okay, and you know, it's not gonna look like it's gonna look like mud And I like my party sounds way worse
Starting point is 00:16:25 Yeah, yeah, you don't want to go to no mud party Maybe we should start that one. Yeah, bring that one out there. Like, y'all been to a mud party? Or like the color when you mix all the sodas, the graveyard or whatever. Oh yeah, swamp water. Yeah, it's not gonna look like, it's not gonna look like a rainbow. No, no.
Starting point is 00:16:38 It'll end up being, I think at the end of the day with all of the colors of the spectrum there, it will just, it'll net out to some kind of brownish green. I feel like it's going to be, it's going to make your penis look pretty. But again, that's not the important part because I think it was just merely the, I think for young men, boys, kids in high school, it was like the idea that there were so many willing participants in like sexual activity was like, like everything else be damned.
Starting point is 00:17:04 You're like, Oh man, I'm not going to show anybody my dick. I don't even shower in front of y'all. Yeah. I was just going to say these poor women have to come to the party. Not only do they have to suck 10 eager dicks, they also have to keep putting on their makeup. Right. It's a lot of labor involved.
Starting point is 00:17:20 It's a lot of labor involved. What, what, what do they get from the rainbow party? Hey, you know what? And I'm not, I'm not trying to think that far ahead, David, because I just want to know that there is such a thing. And please don't make me examine it any further, because it starts falling apart. I would encourage us not to underestimate the camaraderie you probably build by sucking that many of the same dicks
Starting point is 00:17:44 with your dearest friends. There's probably a bond Yeah, that'll never be broken when you share that kind of closeness with the person. Absolutely almost like a sisterhood of the traveling pants It was like a D day landing but a different kind of deep Yeah, it's the same. I've never experienced it. But like the same as like dudes who run trains together I think I love my cousin. Yeah No, he's a good dude. You're like, no You guys are doing that anyway, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, let's don't don't admit that so Did a bad thing and now you're
Starting point is 00:18:25 You you both have something you don't want to bring up to grandma at Thanksgiving Maybe you just did a bad thing and now you're bonded. Yeah. For the wrong reason. For your kid. You both have something you don't want to bring up to Grandma at Thanksgiving. No. I will say that when you initiated this conversation about the Rainbow Parties, while it was my first time hearing it, you also sent over a correlating Reddit thread that featured an Oprah episode where Oprah addresses this rumor. And this is a first for our podcast, I would say, because Oprah comes up on this podcast
Starting point is 00:18:54 a lot. Like a lot, a lot of supposed episodes of Oprah where these conspiracies are often born. Yeah. And this is the first time where the episode actually exists, where we have real evidence of this episode. And what I would love to do is maybe watch that clip together and we can pause and talk shit in between as the whole thing is going. Yeah. This the whole segment is wild because it's not just it's like this, I don't know, panic monger woman comes on to be like, let me let me go through some phrases and tell me if you've heard of these.
Starting point is 00:19:31 No, she gives us she gives us a lot to work with here. Yeah. So let's watch it. Everybody has another life that your parents. Wait, one second. It's not, you know, one second before we even get in. Are they also you guys need to know that it says toss salad and.
Starting point is 00:19:51 Yes, that's important to know. Yes, no. Watching this whole shit unfold in front of the audience is fucking wild because I think it's like 2005 or some shit. It also it is truly, I used to think that these audiences were completely casted and like, who are these women that would want this? But then you see their reactions
Starting point is 00:20:15 and they genuinely are hearing about tossing salad for the first time. And they're like, come on, you didn't watch Chris Rock? But you didn't even stand up before this? Like, we were up on that already. So crazy to see. Yeah, okay, so here we go. Onward with the educational video.
Starting point is 00:20:35 You know, having sex after school, but everybody has another life. You know, the way your friends know you is not the way your parents know you, correct? Yeah. Exactly, so you say Let's talk about that secret language Michelle. Yes This secret language is so funny also over acts like she's not fucking Yeah, that is right right I don't like that all. Like you weren't ever a horny teenager. You got to be an adult about that.
Starting point is 00:21:06 But more of the, like you've had Stedman as a side piece for 40 years. Possibly a beard. Yeah, you telling me this motherfucker ain't never had to do something weird to you to keep the side house going. You don't make him film you and Gail sometimes. Yeah, you know, the secret language. I think it's important maybe we watch her face house going. You don't make him film you and Gale sometimes.
Starting point is 00:21:30 I think it's important maybe we watch her face as these things are explained to see if she like feigns ignorance or like a surprise. Or she's like, All right, here we go. I didn't know any of this. Yeah, I've got no. I didn't know any of this. Yeah, I've got no clue. Lies. I didn't know any of this.
Starting point is 00:21:44 Salad tosses. This is me. Cucumbers. Lettuce. Tomatoes. Okay, so what is a salad toss? Okay, a top salad is, get that in the long key underwear for this one, oral. Okay, let's just pause right there.
Starting point is 00:21:56 This is the best day of my life! Because she tells us to hold on to our underwear, which isn't a common phrase. I'm not familiar with this idiom. It certainly has, it rings of other phrases that are more, you know what I mean? That are correct. But she goes, hold on, you're going to want to hold on to your underwear for this one. And I thought the audience would laugh at her saying that, but they did. They in fact held their underwear and then tells them what salad.
Starting point is 00:22:26 Well, I won't beat it. It's because she knows they're about to burst out of them. Cause they're so excited here. Talk about salad on NBC salad and scrambled eggs. Oprah is lying. She does the hand thing. She's lying. She said, I've never, I've never heard of any of these
Starting point is 00:22:49 Salad is get ready. Hold on to your underwear for this one oral anal sex. So oral sex to the anus Rainbow party A rainbow party. Okay, so maybe That one of this women's show This is the worst day of her life It looks like, I would believe if like the reverse angle of this was like Oprah like ripping a puppy in half With her bare hands
Starting point is 00:23:18 Her look of shock and disgust like This white lady This white lady is like, I came here to try to get a new car. What the fuck is this? When do we reach under our seats? Yeah. And is there an anus under there? This is horrible.
Starting point is 00:23:35 I wanted a Pontiac Sunfire. This is not what I came for. Oh bro, who is this woman? Please, why is she making up such horrible things? Yeah, why would Kelly press do this to us? And now, yeah, now she moves into, I guess, the part where the, you know, what we all came to hear is the rainbow party. It's coming, baby.
Starting point is 00:23:59 Break down rainbow party for us. Toss salad in. Hi, mom. Okay. She said, hi, mom. A rainbow party is an oral sex party. It's a gathering where all sex is performed and rainbow comes from all of the girls. Lots of gatherings, oral sex is performed.
Starting point is 00:24:18 Oh, you mean it's a high school reunion. It's a barbecue in the park. If you're lucky, it's game night. If you got too drunk Yeah, I honestly in high school used to think that parties were trash if oral sex didn't happen That was why you fucking went do you think I want to dance the whole tipsy by jay-quan again? Yeah, I mean you could do the chicken head,, I didn't, I wasn't even always getting it, but I at least wanted to know it was like part of the experience.
Starting point is 00:24:50 It was like, Oh, pussy was being, was being had. This was a good time. This was wild. That was always the promise you were hoping for. It's like, and it'll be women. Yeah. Are down. I got my best rocker wear on. Yeah. Are down. Yeah. Yeah. My best rock aware on.
Starting point is 00:25:06 Yeah, exactly. I got a new velour jumpsuit and I got a crispy new Jordan headband. Say, the echo unlimited rhino I have on my shirt matches the one on my pants. Exactly. Exactly. Oh, yes, you're right. These are academics jeans. Thank you so much. I'm somewhat of a scholar.
Starting point is 00:25:27 The different leather alphabet patches on my leg. Also the burn to live quality CD in my compact display. Right. Right. It's like, how come? How come there's a voice that says promo at the beginning of the blast? Like, don't worry about it. Just enjoy it. This shit go hard. Yeah. It's exclusive.
Starting point is 00:25:47 Yeah, baby girl, I downloaded it on BearShare, so it's pretty legit. Exactly. Oh, you didn't know about that? Oh, you still on Kazaa? Oh. You'll catch up one day, sweetheart. Now, what about that mouth?
Starting point is 00:26:01 Now, what that rainbow do? I'm trying to get a green. I'm trying to catch them all all if you know what I mean. You're a Pokemon fan, right? Okay. I can't go anywhere. Suck my dick. All right.
Starting point is 00:26:20 You want to continue with this? Rainbow comes from all of the girls put on lipstick, and each one puts her mouth around the penis of the gentleman or gentleman who are there to receive favors and makes a mark in a different. This woman look like she's looking at the 2008 election results coming in. Also.
Starting point is 00:26:40 Oh, hell no. Also, once again, why did you act like you don't know what a blowjob is? You're acting real brand new on Oprah right now. Her hair literally looks like a man got some head and then did like this afterwards. Yeah, she looks like she just got done. She's not a hero.
Starting point is 00:27:03 She's a nasty wrestler. Before she's like putting it together, she's like, my husband not a hero. She's a nasty like the rest of us. She's like, my husband had a rainbow. Wait a second. Frank! Not you. I thought he had a mud party. Place on the penis, hence the term rainbow.
Starting point is 00:27:18 So, okay. And so what is, so what does pretty boy mean? A pretty boy is a sexually active boy. Oprah's. Someone who's. Now they go on, what's a pretty boy?? A pretty boy is a sexually active boy. Oprah's. Now they go on. What's a pretty boy? Also, Oprah's turned up. You see that?
Starting point is 00:27:30 That touch to the neck right here? Yeah, right. That's tuned up. Yeah. She had to feel that carotid artery real quick. She's like, the blood is flowing. They go into a bunch of other examples, many of which are not even sexual in nature. They're just sort of like applying them to weird sexual things.
Starting point is 00:27:49 Yeah, like kids' slang. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's just kids' slang that they're not- They're like booty call. And then that's what Oprah's like, we all know what that is. Yeah, that's what Oprah's like. Walk around and make a booty call. A Steadman, it's time. Yeah. Come into the big house
Starting point is 00:28:07 I'll leave the door unlocked this on a more serious note I feel like enter every generation does this and I hate it It's like you're demonizing sex like you don't understand that it feels good, right? Like you're making it sound like it's such a crazy thing to lick somebody's booty when it just feels good. It feels nice. It feels, you know what I'm saying? Like, I hate that because it's like, you're making, you're, you're giving a weight to
Starting point is 00:28:35 sex that kids are going to have to grow up and figure out how to navigate. Yeah. No, it's, it's an awful little game that they're playing as adults to, to be manipulating kids in this way, as it relates to sex, it is fascinating how many of them you can tell were also manipulated, were also sort of led to be that scared of the thing that this, they have to have this reaction at the, the sound of sex period, much less sex from young people.
Starting point is 00:29:09 Right. And there's always has to be some like new deviation from like the quote unquote norm. It's like, they just, they don't even give head anymore. They put lipstick on and they're, they're making fucking, you know, Mark Rothko paintings on their dicks and shit. And I think that's like, it's all Jackson. I think it's what you were going for.
Starting point is 00:29:29 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm so thankful that we post this podcast together. I'm thankful for you and your contribution. But like, and it's always like part of some like, you know, conservative backsliding societally too, where you got to create some moral panic out of just whatever is happening to be like, and it's, and that's what's all going wrong right now.
Starting point is 00:29:52 Which is crazy. Cause ultimately this is a pretty safe scenario. Yeah. Nobody's getting pregnant. Exactly. Well, and they also say that too, like in this Oprah clip, it's like, that's what see they don't consider it sex. They consider it outer course, not inner course.
Starting point is 00:30:09 And I'm like, yeah, and everybody gas. Yeah. The idea that getting head is different than getting pussy. And right. It's like I went to a Catholic school. I know people were talking about anal sex because they're like, that's not. I think that's cool. As long as it's not in the vagina, that then you can still be a virgin. And you're like, okay. Dudes were talking about that too, huh?
Starting point is 00:30:29 I didn't go to Catholic school, so I'm curious. Men were talking, dudes talk about that as well? I mean, like, I think I was, I was like, you know, I wasn't Catholic, so I liked the kids that were, I was just there because it was the cheapest private school in my area. They're like, I don't know, man, I gotta hear about them. I like pussy.
Starting point is 00:30:44 Yeah, I look, bro. And these ghost stories they're telling y'all every day, the cheapest private school in my area. I like pussy. Yeah. I look, bro. And these ghost stories they're telling y'all every day, they're cool and all. But like, I don't know if this dude really did all this shit, but anyway, that's do you, do you? That's so funny. Like there were, I feel like the kids who are like had that real Catholic guilt, like those were sort of like the hacks. And you see that like with Mormons, you know what I mean? That's why they do floating and shit and soaking or whatever the fuck you know, the hacks that they got
Starting point is 00:31:07 to get around the Bible. Because in the end of the day, people just want to they just want to feel good. It feels good. Put your dick in stuff. Putting your dick in stuff feels good. Dicks in stuff feels good. Yeah, we saw American pie. I bet it does. And I root for all of us to get what feels good. We need to take a break.
Starting point is 00:31:25 I think we've been going for a while, but when we come back, we are going to keep talking about more rainbow parties and more specifically, we're going to get into some of this research, which I'm excited to get into with you guys. I think it's going to be an exciting time, uh, talking about this more. So we'll be back in a moment with more miles. Great. And more my mama told me. this more. So we'll be back in a moment with more Miles Gray and more My My My My Told Me. Do you want to understand an invisible force that's shaping your life? I'm Osvaldo Loshan,
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Starting point is 00:36:36 eating ass in high school felt, that felt crazy. I want to say shout out, man. I don't know if he was, shout out to Lamar. He's this dude who went to the Air Force early. Like you remember how kids can get their parents to let them go to the Air Force early? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:53 He went to the Air Force early and he came back and he told us all about eating ass and we were like, this guy's crazy. I, if you would have told me. It came up all the time. We were like, you know that nigga Lamar is, and he was like, I love it. I Get a little me all the time And he was like I love it he's a first He was like he was like he was like I love getting my ass and I was like It was because he went to Asia Which? Which? Doing the fucking gladiator thumbs down shit.
Starting point is 00:37:25 And I had assumed it was because he went to Asia. With the Air Force. I was like, he's been all over the world doing nasty shit. Right. He went to the Western Pacific. And he was eating bad, bad bitches. And like, I would meet his girl and I would be like, you just let this man. So I was one of those prudes is what I thought. Yeah, no, I truly would have thought you were a psychopath
Starting point is 00:37:49 if you would have told me you were eating ass in high school, but I also remember, and we're all of a similar age, it wasn't really even that cool to say you ate pussy when we were kids. No, like that, it wasn't cool to love it. No, no, not at all. It was really weird if you were like, that's what I do is eat pussy.
Starting point is 00:38:08 You would all been like, nigga, what? What? Yeah. So I realized, like, the power of that. And they're like, they actually they fuck with it. If you do it, like it actually is a cheat code. Let me be clear. I'm a big advocate now. I was a boy back then.
Starting point is 00:38:25 No, of course. Yeah, because everything you're taught such a toxic version of masculinity where it's like, yo, you get it done to you. Don't do shit. Don't put your mouth nowhere. What a crazy way to have sex. I know. Exactly. Just fully one-sided.
Starting point is 00:38:42 Yeah. I want to be like Dracula in a coffin. Yeah. That's my energy when I have sex. She's supposed to have no fun. Yeah. It's like, bro, I don't know what your plan is, but I ain't doing nothing good enough to skip steps. You know what I mean? I got to... Yeah. Andre told us all the time, but we did not listen. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:39:02 Remember that? Yeah. I didn't know what he was talking. I was just like, this nigga was science. Like, I didn't even think about that. That's true. What's a cultural simulation? He was always the E-pussy, but he was also being like, be a vegan and take your shoes off.
Starting point is 00:39:18 And we're like, I don't know, man. You got a lot. Oh, this is impossible. Yeah. Keep wearing those overalls, bro. You're like going through something, but no. I'm gonna let that dust settle before I start emulating this. You've been hexed by Erykah Badu.
Starting point is 00:39:34 I understand. Yeah. I went to the, I remember I seen the Stankonia tour when they, when they were turning that on, the whole stage was a giant vulva and I remember being, I remember being confused as hell. How would they do that, bro? Like, just be like, what the fuck is wrong with them, man?
Starting point is 00:39:53 These guys are fucking weird, man. The vagina, bro, what y'all trying to say about your shit? But that's what a 17 year old brain does. Looking at that, I'm like, I don't know what they're trying to say, bro. They're pussy. I don't know. We really grew up in an era where it was not okay to just be like, I love pussy. Yeah, like the actual thing.
Starting point is 00:40:14 You couldn't just be like, I just love that thing. I want to know. You could love getting pussy, but you could not appreciate. Yeah. No, none of that. None of that. Would you a artist, bro? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:24 Get the fuck out of here. All right, Giorgio. Because they I appreciate yeah, yeah. No none of that none of that would you a artist, bro? Alright George O. Keefe Yeah, and we were lame man, this is I know So many so much more Open or worldly then it's what it's truly What makes me hate like my father's generation of men that they can't look back and go bro, we were sad Yeah, that was right what we what we if you can't look at that and go man. Fuck that was lame Oh, yeah, okay now I'm good. Then you're a fucking loser. Yeah
Starting point is 00:40:59 Yeah, so lame my dad don't say my father's generation to suggest my dad Isn't that but more just that there's a just that there's the baby boomer era of men just suck. Right, right, right. Yeah. They fucking suck. None of them will just be like, man, we were losers. I get it now. Would they ever say something like on a podcast, like, you know, like, I think we were contributing to rape culture. Yeah. Terrible. And I, and I have a lot of regrets about something like that.
Starting point is 00:41:28 I mean, like, you know, I think that's just, I think that's just like an intellectual bridge, a lot of people don't cross a lot of the time. They don't want to have that. Even if you want to take some of the weighted language off of it, because I get it, like you, you start to use like the sort of like liberal young person verbiage and feel less yourself. I understand that instinct. But just we hated women. We were mean to fucking women is a simple enough breakdown. I think I hated women. I well I'm better It's such an easy revelation to be had.
Starting point is 00:42:06 We just did it. We did. Damn, I fucking hate myself. Yeah, because I was corny. Yeah, I was and I reduced like the whole idea of like a woman to like this flattened sort of like concept of like a game where it's like, can I unlock sex? And like, no, no type of dynamics in their personalities. Or, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:42:30 You know what I realized as I got older? I never thought I would think of a man's perspective. I never, I never sat and thought like, so what are women supposed to do? Right. You know what I'm saying? What's her life supposed to be? Right, right. She's just supposed to be around with me be you know what I mean? Like, it's very it's not like a difficult. It's not like
Starting point is 00:42:55 a difficult thing to look at, you know, right? No, it's it's so easy to look at and these motherfuckers who can't are losers and ladies. If you're with somebody who hasn't yet admitted that he used to be real fucking lame About the way he treated you then yeah, he might be a bad guy baby girl Maybe he was progressive there were there were guys trying to talk to Mars out there. Yeah Early you had to go to Korea where everyone To You guys early, you had to go to Korea wherever he went. Two of the other people I was enlisted with. Came back different.
Starting point is 00:43:30 Well, I did a little bit of research on the, on the subject of, of rainbow parties and while the Oprah clip is sort of when it becomes most popular, Miles, I think you know this too, according to Wikipedia, there is a Christian pediatrician who first wrote about the subject in 2002. Her book Epidemic, How Teen Sex is Killing Our Kids basically creates all these allegations of adolescents suffering from cancer, suffering from sterility, acute infections and unwanted pregnancies as a consequence of starting sexual activity too early in life. So she writes this book in 2002, basically being like your kids are
Starting point is 00:44:16 dying because they're too goddamn horny. Yeah, there's nothing you can do. You'll never believe the kind of shit she's talking about now. If this is where she started fucking You can't I'll give you a one guess what website she's regularly publishing the fucking daily wire, bro Ben Shapiro's like health expert now. Yeah Fame pussy enthusiast Ben Shapiro.
Starting point is 00:44:49 It's wet. No, no, no. Something's wrong. Something's definitely wrong. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It, it, it, if, no, no, no. If there's that, if there's that kind of moisture, you should, you should absolutely consult a medical professional because that, that, that something is, something is definitely wrong with some kind of disorder. a medical professional because something is definitely wrong, some kind of disorder. There's a quote from the book, which this woman claims was relayed to her by a 14-year-old girl in Michigan.
Starting point is 00:45:13 She says, Alison had heard some kids were going to have a rainbow party, but had no idea what that meant. Still, she thought it might be fun and arranged to attend with a friend. After she arrived, several girls, all in the eighth grade, were given different shades of lipstick and told to perform oral sex on different boys to give them, quote unquote, rainbows. Once she realized what was happening, Allison was too stunned and frightened to do anything. When a girl gave her some lipstick, she refused at first, but with repeated pressure, finally gave in.
Starting point is 00:45:45 It was one of the grossest things I've ever done. Oh, God, my God, my God. It always starts off that way. It's like, I heard some kids, I heard about it. And this is like the thing when you start like reading. Talking to little girls about get second nicks, get a real job. How about that?
Starting point is 00:46:07 That's a really big, uh, sort of flag inside of a lot of what I discovered here is that it's a lot of adults talking to children, quote unquote children about their sexual activity and then relaying it to each other. Right. Yeah. Fucking weird. Yeah. Fucking weird. Yeah. Well, and also like from, from people who are so like on the abstinence side of the spectrum to like a Christian pediatrician, like I can't even fathom a
Starting point is 00:46:34 conversation where she's like, and tell me about like the wildest sex shit you ever done. You know, right. Right. It coax this out of this girl. Yeah. Like it feels, this is why like, again, like my theory with how this started, it sounds like a lie a boy told. It you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:46:51 And then from there, it's a very cool lie, by the way. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly. Because it has everything. It has everything in the grand scheme of like, if I'm just going to make up some bullshit for for my friends and community to enjoy It's a very funny very cool. I kudos to that young man exactly I'm gonna lie on my dick. Let it be wearing a technicolor dream That it changed all into all the colors. It Captain
Starting point is 00:47:26 planted it into fucking the perfect penis. My shit gets sucked so much they have to make a game out of it. Yeah. And they have to verify who did it according to this color chart. Like we have invitations and RSVPs to my shit. And it's a party. My dick gets sucked so much it looks like a twister board. Bitches start crawling on it and putting their hands and feet in different places.
Starting point is 00:47:51 Left with green bitch. Yeah. So that happened. Um, and that definitely happened. So that's what I'm trying to tell y'all, man. Like y'all, y'all gotta hear about these rainbow parties. And like it also too, because that was a funny thing. I remember asking, like, you know, when you're high school, like you're with all your friends, like a nutrition period or whatever, and someone's bringing it up. And I remember all the girls are like, what the fuck are you talking about? Like all the girls I knew were like, that is disgusting. I would never fucking y'all are fucking disgusting. Any of y'all like I don't fuck with anybody enough, not even my own friends to be like, girl, we better go hit the Mac counter and get all these different shades of lipstick because we're doing a
Starting point is 00:48:30 rainbow party tonight. Like that is such a weird, it's like a concept of a woman that is created in a man's fantasy world. And you need something like this to sort of like get yourself through your, you know, uh, incel sort of life to be like, yeah, that was the part that, that, that even in the story that, that the girl is telling feels so false where she had never heard of the rainbow parties was not invited to the rainbow parties, but somehow is able to just show up as a plus one with a different friend. And it's like, nah, dog, if you were at a rainbow party, I bet there were a lot of very consenting people
Starting point is 00:49:09 in that room. Everybody knew why they were there and everybody that was there was ready to be there. There wouldn't know like, maybe I'll check it out and see what happens. Yeah, yeah, exactly, exactly. I mean, it's funny too, like you talk about like people talk like the, even the idea of bringing up this
Starting point is 00:49:26 con like myth with your kids, there's this other clip that I found it's from some show called mom logic and for whatever reason I clocked Shawnee O'Neil Shaq's ex wife is one of the three moms talking, but again, it's like a short clip where it's, it's doing the same thing where it's like, have you heard of this fake thing? And then they are all like, Oh no, what's wrong? What's going on with our kids? Yeah. Yeah. Have you talked to you about rainbow parties? What's a rainbow party? I'm sorry to tell you, you do need to know what a rainbow party is. It's not, it's not happy little elves and fairies. It's starting in junior high and they're very popular now. They're oral sex parties Oh my in which each girl is given a different color
Starting point is 00:50:08 Lipstick and the boys go around and receive oral sex from all the girls with a different lipstick so then they end up with rings of lipstick around their penis and the guy with the most Rainbow colors on his penis wins Whatever he wins. I don't know. I guess he wins a lot of oral sex that night. That's shocking. But that's- Can I say? And allow me to put my conspiracy theory hat on.
Starting point is 00:50:35 Please. I'm steepling for the people at home. Please. These two white ladies are into it, right? Oh. There's an undercurrent of excitement that these two women right Shani O'Neal is is not into it. Yes My god, that's Let me find out Cheeky is definitely there's a. I felt it much more from the devil in this bluish green
Starting point is 00:51:11 than I did from the other lady. Right, right. Very different than the Oprah clip. I felt like those women were reacting very genuinely and honestly to having heard about this for the first time. This feels very much like they talked about ahead of time. This is, we're going to talk about rainbow parties and you're going to have to pretend
Starting point is 00:51:30 to be surprised when I say it. Right. Cause this feels very planned and plotted to me. Yeah. I think maybe it's her charisma as like whoever this like Dr. Shannon Fox woman is who's doing the talking. Like she's trying to be all like, have y'all heard? Cause it, I know what you mean, David.
Starting point is 00:51:46 It feels like the momentum of what she's saying is eventually going to end with it. She's like, and that's what we're doing tonight, girl. That's totally, Shani clearly not into it. I will say that she does not like you. She had, yeah, that felt like the authentic disgust of like the person like the fuck are y'all talking about? Yeah, she thinks it's nasty.
Starting point is 00:52:03 The other two. But yeah, look, we'll hear from Shani. I think? Yeah, she thinks it's nasty. The other two. But yeah, look, we'll hear from Shani. I think she says something right after. Something very common and especially now a lot of people are involved in like abstinence only movements, which I'm a fan of abstinence in high school, I have to say. But they're not taught that oral sex is at least as intimate as intercourse Super freak if you did that She loves it. Come on.
Starting point is 00:52:44 She loves it. Also, what is the issue here? Intimacy? That's what she's stating? The thing that they're not trying, they're trying to keep kids away from intimacy? Yeah. I think certainly they are using, they're using weird language. Do you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:53:02 Where they're really making this about like a broad sweeping sexual problem and less about like, if we're concerned about rainbow parties, just make it about rainbow parties. Right. Right. I don't want my daughter sucking 10 dicks in a night and certainly not 10 dicks that 10 other ladies sucked, whatever. But don't make it about like sex in general. That seems like your... Yeah. I think that's why this specific theory is it's really just built for like moral panic. It's really not about to like drill down on what the thing is.
Starting point is 00:53:37 It's just to be like, oh, here's the talking point of the day to be like, and that's look at all these kids, they're nasty. This is the problem with what's happening. And it's not necessarily about like, do we need to be like, and that's look at all these kids, they're nasty. This is, this is the problem with what's happening. And it's not necessarily about like, do we need to be educating kids more about sex or other things like that? It's like, they're so nasty. Oh, right. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:54 I remember the good old days when you were bullied, you were bullied into a mental health crisis for admitting you were doing anything remotely intimate with somebody. Yeah. It's like, what, what is the nostalgia you're reaching for that we sit around crisis for admitting you were doing anything remotely intimate with somebody. Yeah. It's like, what, what is the nostalgia you're reaching for that we sit around? Did we want our kids to sit around a table repressed talking to each other about a future that never was, you know what I mean? Like, what are you talking about?
Starting point is 00:54:18 Yeah. And there's just definitely more of an emphasis on like the girls involved than like the guys involved too, because then like all of these things usually are like go hand in hand, like with trying to just be like, and this is why people need less control over their bodies, because if you let them, they're doing shit like this. Besides the Oprah clip, there's like a history of other times that Rainbow Parties have come up in various forms of media. There's a 2005 book written by a dude named Paul Ruditis called Rainbow Party.
Starting point is 00:54:47 That's about that subject. Somehow he wrote an entire book about it. This adult man. There's a 2010 episode of the doctors about rainbow parties. There's a 2015 law and order episode about a measles outbreak brought on by Rainbow Party. And there's a 15 minute Icelandic short film called Rainbow Party about this very subject. I mean, can I say shout out to Law and Order? That's the only negative consequence I've heard in all these things.
Starting point is 00:55:23 It's like measles. Okay. You don't want to get measles. That that's like anles. Okay, you don't want to get measles that that's like an inf that makes sense to me. Right? Yeah. Everything else is I don't nobody's even they're not even talking about like STDs are these kids be it's it's literally just sucking dicks.
Starting point is 00:55:38 Yeah, no, the fear is the sexuality itself, not the consequences of it in this case. And that's very telling. Yeah. And I mean, like, again, it falls apart when you just start asking questions about like, is everybody showing each other? Like, how do these come together? Right. Whose house is it at?
Starting point is 00:55:57 Where are all the dudes? Right. Yeah. Yeah. Why are you only talking to women who participate? You don't think there's dudes chopping at the bit to tell somebody. Right. And no one can, like no one's even, no one's even wild enough to lie about it.
Starting point is 00:56:11 Like you're like, yeah, I went to a rainbow party. Like, no, you fucking didn't. They're like, no, you're right. But I know somebody at a public school that did. You're like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Okay. Keep going.
Starting point is 00:56:23 So Miles, you've used this term already, but, but experts, uh, despite all of the appearances of this in, in public conversations and media and shit, the experts say that this is completely fabricated, that there are no rainbow parties. And certainly if there were, it was like one that probably went terribly wrong and no one ever did again. But it's certainly, there is no evidence to substantiate these claims that there
Starting point is 00:56:56 are rainbow parties, much less rampant ones amongst eighth graders and shit. Right. Yeah. There's just something that horny kids had to keep the memory alive in their minds, basically, which I don't know. I guess it's more of a commentary on horniness than anything. Yeah. And sort of the, the despising of horniness, I would say.
Starting point is 00:57:18 Right. Yeah. Yeah. The hatred of your own horny. The hatred of your own horny. Don't hate the horn. Come on, hate the game. Now you use the term moral panic, which they basically say is a threat of a person or
Starting point is 00:57:34 a person's leading to the corruption of societal values and institutions. So, so this moral panic was coined by this guy named Stanley Cohen, who says moral panic is a condition, episode, person, or group of persons who emerges to become defined as a threat to societal values and interests. While this issue is identified and could be real, the issue. He claims that the exaggerated seriousness extent and typically typicality and or inevitability of the harm is exaggerated. Right. Yeah. I mean, they're like every, I mean, we're always looking, there's always some kind
Starting point is 00:58:16 of moral panic happening, you know, around, especially like right now, whether it's like, they're like, kids are going to fucking the bathroom in a sandbox, like, like, no, they're like, kids are going to fucking the bathroom in a sandbox, like, like, no, they're fucking not. Have you? No, man, like, no, nobody's going over, like, you know, just even like with like human trafficking, like how, you know, we've got like these weird movies that like, are these depictions of like a kind of human trafficking, like that does not exist, but is meant there to sort of keep this sort of, you know, fear in our society to be able to then introduce like other laws that are
Starting point is 00:58:49 more restrictive. And it's just kind of, you know, they're part and parcel of like, you know, how our society becomes like more progressive or liberal and then how it becomes more conservative. And like, we're, we're just in one of those eras again, I think right now. Yeah. But here's what we should do. We, we will take a break. We're going to take one more break. As demanded by Justin, he screams at us. He says, take two breaks, you stupid. I'm so tired to having to make up breaks because you don't shut the fuck up for a
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Starting point is 01:04:07 Do they work? Will they work? Should we throw one? I think they work. Here's one thing that there would be adult rainbow parties if they were right. That's true. There would be rainbow party pornos. There would be rainbow party porn parodies.
Starting point is 01:04:29 Like this would all be, you know what I mean? This would, it would have gotten into practice if it was a viable thing. I also think, Navar Nothin, that's the issue with the Imagineers over in porn, is like y'all got to start getting into conspiracy theory porn more than just doing stuff that already exists. Sounds like somebody's horny.
Starting point is 01:04:54 Like stop just make remaking the things that exist and start really start imagining a future sex for us. Right. Like I don't, I don't need more stepson shit. I need you to imagine what other family members no one has ever thought to fuck. You know what I mean? Like really.
Starting point is 01:05:14 This is a crazy take. Yeah, give us an example. Yeah, I was with you until that last part. I'm not saying that specifically. I'm merely talking through the emotionality I'm seeking. Yeah. I want them to truly prove themselves as artists. Well, there used to be, there used to be those porn videos that
Starting point is 01:05:37 Bang Bros made that were like, it would be like a stripper and everybody's giving them head like at a bachelorette party. Yes. I remember that. But that wasn't, they like at a bachelorette party. Yes. I remember that. But that wasn't, they, that wasn't like a rainbow party. They're just like, it was just kind of group oral sex video. You know, also if you look into it, not a career option. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:55 Yeah. Yeah. Also, yeah, usually kind of like those are like those videos. There was such a genre video that were like just fake stuff. Like there would be those ones like, like, like college parties where people were just having sex in the middle of the college party. genre video that were like just fake stuff. Like there would be those ones like, like, like college parties where people were just having sex in the middle of the college party. I remember I grew up in, I grew up in the San Fernando Valley.
Starting point is 01:06:10 So that's where all that shit is shot. And I remember I had a friend who I was in marching band with this like nerdy dude. He hit me up. He's like, Hey bro, I'm working with this porn company and you know, we're about to throw one of them college fuck parties, you know, if you want to come through or whatever. And I'm like, Whoa, what, bro? I'm like, I mean, I'm not a performer. He's like, no, man, he's like, this is actual porno people.
Starting point is 01:06:31 He's like, you just got to like make it look like a house party. And I remember I remember I was like, all right, say less. And I told my friends like, yo, we're about to go see one of these things happen. It was the most fucking uncomfortable situation I'd ever been in my life. So you know, I was I was nowhere near like the inner circle to be like captured on video. Because like once I saw how it was set up, I'm like, bro, let's just smoke weed outside and get the fuck out of here. How was it set up?
Starting point is 01:06:55 It was basically like it was at this house in Northridge and it like from the outside, it looked like just a wild Halloween party. Like all these people are going in and out in costumes. And then like off the like main living room, there was like another sort of smaller family room, like den kind of thing. And that's where they were having sex, like on video. And so like the real wild ass people who wanted to be up in it were like in that, like they packed that room out.
Starting point is 01:07:21 And then, so like, so it was a smaller place. So in the background, you just saw all these bodies moving around as if like, yeah, man, this is just normally happening at this party. And they had like kegs and shit. But by the end of it, like most people were like, what the fuck? And also like every like woman that was there was like, what the fuck am I at right now? It's like that. But that's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 01:07:41 Costume party. And I was like, yeah, that's my point about the rainbow parties is there's no fucking way that the motherfuckers that make it into that room go. Why? I didn't know what I was getting myself into. Right. Yes, you did. Because everybody who was reasonable went outside to smoke and was rolling their eyes when they walked in.
Starting point is 01:08:01 They were like, nah, this is, this is the devil's work. I'm not right. Right. I'm not going to participate in this. I think it's great. I'm happy they're doing it, but I'm not fucking about to go into the wildest room that's ever existed. I'm like, am I built for that? Even as a kid, I would have been so humiliated. I'm like, I can't get naked in front of no other people, man.
Starting point is 01:08:22 Oh, I would not have fucked. I would have been like, I gotta go. Hell no. Like, even if there was, I feel like I'm like, I can't get naked in front of no other people. Oh, I would not have fucked. I would have been like, I got to go. Like, even if there was, I feel like even though if like even if like 17 year old me, 16 year old me, whatever, was at the precipice, the fucking threshold to enter a rainbow party, I would like, no, you know, I got my my my calf hurts, man. Yeah. I don't want to tear it if I have a sore gas. I actually had a rainbow party about three days ago. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:46 They say it's not good to double up. I actually did two rainbows earlier, so I'm good, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I also took like three ecstasies before I got here, so I'm kind of messed up. I actually gave up rainbow parties for Lent, so I'm trying to cleanse myself, but I'll be back on my rainbow shit. The last little thing that I'll throw your way, and you were starting to bring this up before we went to break, is that this moral panic is actually a condition we've seen throughout history,
Starting point is 01:09:17 specifically around things like the red scare of the 40s and 50s, the devil's music relating to blues and jazz, rock and roll, hip hop, all of the switchblades, apparently in the 50s, the devil's music relating to blues and jazz, rock and roll, hip hop, all the switchblades apparently in the 50s were this terrifying thing that everybody was was morally panicking about. They were right about that one. That shit is scary. It's scary but they were like every kid has a switchblade and they're all stabbing each other and right. Dungeons and Dragons. each other and right Dungeons and Dragons.
Starting point is 01:09:46 They were even against Dungeons and Dragons was apparently one. I thought the nerds were going to learn magic. You get it? It was satanic. You know what I mean? Yeah, it was like satanic shit. Yeah. And yeah, you get those every now and then too, the satanic panic.
Starting point is 01:10:00 Uh, the AIDS, uh, epidemic is, is another one and video games. And of of course my personal favorite the war on drugs. All the samples. Do you guys feel like, I know this is a tone change at the end, I just have always been curious about this. Do you feel like our age, we got AIDS the worst? Like we were the ones who, we got AIDS from the time we were little kids. Right. Like other people kind of found it as an adult. So they were already kind of into their ways. We were like taught to be scared of sex or not scared.
Starting point is 01:10:34 Whatever from a very potential for you. Yeah. Yeah. Like the runway to AIDS for us was really long. Yeah. I will say I think we got the worst sex education of all the generations. Like we got all the fear after the worst version of what could happen to you was fully activated and adults had like gotten all their rocks off so they weren't like sex positive anymore. They were like, nah
Starting point is 01:11:06 I'm washed and you will be too. I feel like we were the generation who were the only ones who gave condoms a real shot Yeah, I'm not fucking 28 years old. I'm not doing that. Yeah. God damn. I'm not in the military. We were 16. I'm not gay. Right. And we're like, no, but everything that can happen. I remember it. It's just shit.
Starting point is 01:11:37 Yeah, because that whole thing, right? Like I was born in 84. So I remember going to the AIDS walk in like 1990, like as a six year old, and they were handing out condoms and shit, and I was like, what the fuck's going on? My dad was like, yeah man, like, cause this is how you, this is safe sex, it's about safe sex, and even like TLC,
Starting point is 01:11:54 you know what I mean? Like left side was- That's Salt and Pepper Son? Yeah. Yeah. Like every, like condoms were just sort of like part of the aesthetic, and like everyone knew that like the, the risk involved was potentially death,
Starting point is 01:12:04 and then I remember fucking Philadelphia coming out Add a condom as an iPad. Yeah That was our culture and you know what nobody said T bars left eye or chili. Nobody was like hey these kind of stuff Nobody ever was like hey Does that feel as good? I just wish somebody would have said it. Nobody said it. Right, right.
Starting point is 01:12:29 And nobody said it to us. Because it was, and I think that's what sort of made it even more effective because it was dealing with something that was very real and very serious. But I think when you have a child sort of idea with like not knowing anything about sex and your sort of immediate association is like I could potentially die Yeah, yeah that definitely throws shit off a bit. No, it fully throws. I I've talked about this before on the podcast
Starting point is 01:12:54 I grew up a kid who was watching 2020 every night like with my mom That was just our shit was like always watching 2020. And to this day, I still get scared from this episode they had where they microwave soup. Like they were warning people that their your microwaves might fight back at you sort of because you could microwave soup. And if you drop a spoon in the bowl too fast, there could be like a reaction that causes the soup to explode into your face. And they had this girl on there who was terribly scarred from like hot cocoa or some shit that she dropped a spoon into fast and it blows your face up and you'll look like a terrible ghoul. And
Starting point is 01:13:38 to this fucking day, I am terrified that there's going to be a chain reaction from me heating up soup or something in a microwave. Oh That's eating soup like that, bro. I try it all I'm a wild guy Having a rainbow soup party Got about six to set up It's a rainbow in my belly. Call me to live because I'm getting hit with the soup blast, baby.
Starting point is 01:14:14 I think, I think we did it. I think, uh, I think we, we covered what we needed to cover here. It sounds like we're all in agreement that rainbow parties probably were not real, uh, and if were, invite me next time. Don't don't be like that. Don't hold out now. That ain't cool to not invite everybody to the Rainbow party. Miles, you want to tell the people where they can find you and what cool shit you have
Starting point is 01:14:40 going on? Yeah, find me at miles of gray on Twitter, whatever they got at symbols. I'm at miles of gray shit, even on PlayStation network. You know, I keep it, I keep it consistent. You can also find me on the daily news, politics, culture, comedy show I do called the daily zeitgeist. And if you'd like 90 day fiance,
Starting point is 01:14:57 I also do a podcast called for 20 day fiance with Sophia Alexandra. And yeah, a bunch of shit. But anyway, yeah, check my socials out. You can see it all there Oh, yeah, boy. What you got? Cool guy jokes 87 on Instagram that's the only place I'm at except for patreon patreon.com backslash David Bori d a v ID Gb o r I e I just filmed my special last week. He was great. Thank you so much to everybody that came out
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