The Daily Zeitgeist - The Zeiteous Trendstones: The Final Season 3/25: Jasmine Crockett/Gov. HotWheels, Tiger Woods/Vanessa Trump, Hamdan Ballal, Easter Egg Roll Sponsorships, FBI/Tesla, 23andMe

Episode Date: March 25, 2025

In this edition of The Zeiteous Trendstones: The Final Season, Jack and Miles discuss Jasmine Crockett dunking on Gov. HotWheels, Tiger Woods slurping on DoJu's sloppy seconds, Oscar winner Hamdan Ballal getting attacked by Israeli  "settlers", the White House opening Trump's Easter Egg Roll to corporate sponsorships, the FBI's "Keep Tesla Safe" task force, 23andMe going bankrupt and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello, the internet, and welcome to this episode of the Zitech's Trendstones. The final season. Yay. Shout out to Grossfacekilla on the Discord. My name is Jack.

That over there is Miles. It is the final season of the righteous gemstones. Or the Zitech's gemstones. And you're watching it and it's good, right? Started off interesting. Like you don't see any, like Bradley Cooper, there's no spoilers in it. Bradley Cooper is one of the, the ants, their ancestor from the civil war. And you kind of just see where the tree grew from. It's kind of interesting.

Then everything else, it was a little bit hit or miss in certain parts, but there's enough that's really funny that I'm like, okay, this is good. I'm still watching. I'm still watching. I'm not out The Tom Hanks bit in the trailer is still like one of my favorite What's the Tom Hanks bit in the trailer where he's like you down here wasting away like Tom Hanks in that one movie? Oh, yeah She's like Philadelphia he's like no not the AIDS one by his self one

No, not the AIDS one, the by-his-self one. Yeah. Anyways, my name is Jack, that over there is Miles, and this episode we will just be doing righteous gemstones quotes. Yep. What was your favorite? All the way from Colorado. Oh, this here, the silver bullet. Yeah.

All the way from Colorado. Dude, Goggins is, it's always wild when someone's on two simultaneous series on HBO, like right now. I'm like, I'm just, I'm getting out. Yeah. I can't, I can't get gogged out. I don't think. No, no, no, no. Cause I'm also, I'm on a drip. I'm only got a slow drip with white Lotus that he's not featuring probably. You're watching it like 20 minutes at a time. You're like, yeah. When some people say they watch something at 1.5 X speed,

I'm thinking I'm watching in a 0.25 X speed basically. Just how behind the discourse I am. Luxuriating. Well, when you don't care about the discourse, it's quite, it is quite liberating. I know. And so like, I missed all the Severance discourse. And now I'm like, do I even watch season two? I know that's just the weird, it's the fucking discourse, man.

What happened in this course? What happened? We were just doing disc golf, you know, what happened back in the days when we were just kids just do disc golf. Now, discourse course, you can't do disc golf on discourse. All right. Anyway. We're back when they did disc golf and had intercourse. Oh, that's a story we're going to have to do about the sex recession generationally. The analysis. Who's banging and who's not? A lot of not banging happening.

Lot of not banging happening for our generation. Lot of not banging around, happening out there. Because I'm not banging around. All right, happening. Lot of not banging happening for our generation. Lot of not banging around, happening out there. Cause I'm not banging around. All right, sorry. Let's get into stories that aren't that though. Yes. We of course have Governor Hot Wheels. Trending.

From Texas. That is trending. Yep. Yep. That's Jasmine Crockett was speaking at the human rights campaign and referencing the state of Texas. It goes, you know, you know, we got governor Hot Wheels down in Texas.

And it was like, whoa. Yeah, little labelist. But I think this is all a lot of people are noticing that the outrage seems to be coming from the right more than anything, because this feels like one of those moments, like we've seen this before. Black people know this very deeply in their bones.

White people cannot handle trash talk from black people. It's just it's somehow it's like a fucking like the the Nazgul is now got you when they're like, oh, not this motherfucker. They're like, oh, shit, what do I because I can't do. My instinct is to be racist. But then that will give I will find out very quickly. I can't do that. What do I do? I just have to I have to be racist, but then that will give, I will find out very quickly I can't do that. What do I do? I just have to, I have to be outraged.

And every fucking person on the right is suddenly like, this is despicable, the lack of compassion, for he was paralyzed in a wheelchair, like by a branch that fell on him in his 20s, this is outrageous. And it's like, this is so wild coming from the people who back the president, who could give a fuck about anybody with any kind of disability. In fact, he goes out of his way to make fun of disabled people on many occasions.

You have in the state of Texas, the fucking governor who, because of his terrible leadership, you have disabled people dying when you have fucking storms This is just a lot of that shit where it's like I don't know if you can quite sort of point to your record of about giving a fuck about anybody With a disability especially as you're now cutting just all the little bits of social safety net for anybody who needs any kind of assistance It's it's it's very rich coming from them, but I think it's also the timing I think a little bit fortuitous for the Republicans because they are so fucking thirsty to point the finger at the Democrats for something to get the heat off their back

from Signalgate, because they just got fucking trashed by senators and the Intelligence Committee today when they had to come up to the principal's office, which was wild to see that they even had, the energy felt like a principal's office where the kids got caught like, you know, smoking cigarettes or some shit at school and they had to answer for something. They weren't cocky. Like they knew they sort of had the shame that they're like, yeah, that was a fuck up. Like, I'm actually not not able to disclose at this moment. Oh, like they were. Yeah, yeah. They really did look like they had gotten dressed down

behind closed doors. Yep, yep. Anyway, Democrats, this is the thing. Look at where the energy's at. You got people with spicy mouths who clearly know who are getting the Republicans. Yeah, maybe don't do ableism, but like spicy. The spicy mouth is fun.

Let's do that. Talk that shit, please. Talk that shit. Don't, please. Talk that shit. Don't pull back. You can fuck, just swear, doesn't matter. We're in a new era, and guess what? There are plenty of people with mouths that can absolutely just squash these people

in a very fun way, but anyway. Lot of people don't know, it's one of the reasons there's so few of us in the NBA. We're scared of the trash talk. We just, we can't handle it. We're also bad at basketball. Unless you're Luca. Well, Luca's not an American, you know? So, American whites are particularly weak and scared. So, we're, that's why we can't take it. When it comes to that, that's where that like racism, the fear of the black body comes in, where it's true.

It's there. It's all wrapped up in there. There's something there. There true. Yeah, man. It's there. It's, it's all wrapped up in there. There's something there, man. I'm just saying there's something there, man. I just saw something. I saw something. I seen something. Uh, but you know what? Watch this. You could have Chuck Schumer probably been like, they're like, she needs to be censored. Oh, for sure. There's going to be some stupid ass liberal centrist backlash. Maybe. Yeah. He's going to call it Chuck. I got to say, man, did you see this?

Yeah. Calling me. It's just wild, though, too, like for all the ableist shit that like you hear coming from Congress people, especially in the Republican Party, it's again when a black woman says something spicy, it's fucking this is who they are. The DEI congresswoman. It's like, well, now you guys are showing your racism as you get upset on behalf of OK, whatever. Do you think? Yeah, do your thing. Do your. Also, Tiger Woods continues his Hollywood Hulk Hogan turn.

He'll turn was recently announced or, you know, revealed that he's like a full on Trump supporter. And we knew we saw the hair. We saw the hair. We saw it. We heard you talk. We know Earl. Yeah. And he he went from like zero to 60. Eldrick. That's Earl was his father. He's Eldrick. That's how we also Eldrick. Yes, Eldrick. Your Trump supporter. He so now he went from announcing he is a Trump supporter to dating Donald Trump Jr's ex wife, Vanessa Trump.

Like they like came out publicly and they're like, I just can't wait to go on this journey of life with you. Like, you know, elderly divorced couple that you'd be like, Oh, I'm happy for them. If they weren't like two of the shittiest people in the world. Tiger, you look like a desiccated like dish sponge. I don't know. You look crispy, bro. Well, have fun. Have fun. Love is in the air and life is better with you by my side Here that's the caption. We look forward to our journey through life together at this time

We would appreciate privacy for all those close to our hearts. Then why are you hard launching this shit? Yeah Why is she if she wants privacy? Why is her name still Trump? Yeah years after the divorce whatever I'm just saying All right, Hamdan Bilal, who is one of the directors of the film No Other Land that won the Oscar for best long form documentary, was basically kidnapped from, so he was beat by a bunch of- A group of settlers in the West Bank.

Settlers in quotes, you know. It sounds like a lynch mob where they didn't get to lynch him is how people talked about it. Although people were using, the New York Times, I believe, used the word, I saw the word lynch being used. I'm like, oh, he died. Definitely used by the guy who he made the movie with. He said, group of settlers just lynched Tom Dumbelaw. And that has a very different connotation in America. I was like, hold on. But then he's alive. It sounds like, again, it was an extra legal mob that came to beat him and the police were in on it. And then he was... Yeah, they beat him. They showed

up with the police, beat him. His head and stomach were bleeding. He called an ambulance as he was being taken away by the ambulance, the police and the settlers, by the way, the settlers wearing masks, like straight up looking like a clan. Yeah, like it was out of the KKK. They the settlers then entered the ambulance and just took him. Right. And he is still alive. The and was just released by the police. The headline from the New York Times, however. So that story that we just told was summarized in this headline. A man who was minding his business and was attacked by a mob because he's very visible

now that he's won an Academy Award for bringing attention to this very specific place in the West Bank. Oh, and he was interviewed and was like, I don't speak Hebrew, but I did hear them repeatedly saying my name and saying Oscar. So they were coming after me. The New York Times headline, Israeli police release Palestinian director Hamdan Bilal after West Bank incident.

Oh, the West Bank incident. So it makes it sound like he got arrested? And then there was an incident that that must have warranted police detention. I think. Interesting. Yeah. Yeah. No, you were attacked by a group of domestic terrorists. And that's that.

But again, we're, this is that this is coming at a time where the New York times is like they're beholden to nothing aside from just being like Yeah, I don't know if I can he was make it easy for people to just kind of skip past this as much. Yeah Oh damn, what did he do? Is he a troublemaker? I don't know anyway back. You know is an incident Yeah, pretty boring actually. So you probably just want to move on to this I cast iron Split chicken recipe. Oh, this is great. Also the sheet pan method for quesadillas. You must. Oh my God.

Well, did you get that word all today? That's crazy, man. Wait, what was the thing about the lynch mob? None of this is like an incident. He's like he was released anyway. The cops are like he didn't do anything. He was. It's fine. It's fine. Lynch is a five letter word, so you could guess it on word.

I'm just saying. It's not. It's also one that lacks a standard vowel so it's a tricky wordle. Y'all I'm guessing in the next few days that might just turn it out there. Oh why? Let's take a quick break and we'll be right back. Do you remember what you said the first night I came over here? How goes lower? From Blumhouse TV, iHeart Podcasts, and Ember 20 comes an all-new fictional comedy podcast series. Join the flighty Damien Hirst as he unravels the mystery of his vanished boyfriend.

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And the Taco Bell White House Easter Egg Roll presented by Monster Energy Drink is something we might see in the not too distant future. So instead of just celebrating a holiday and providing the same fun kid know, fun kid activities. Norm core kid activities. Yeah. For fucking centuries. Trump has found a way to make a few bucks from the White House Easter egg roll.

They're selling sponsorship opportunities for companies who want their branding at the event. Like how? Who is getting the money for this? He is. Of course he is. That's am I, am I like just behind like that? That seems extra bad. Like the emoluments or whatever the fuck that is. Yeah. No, the emoluments cause that's dead. You know, it says packages even include brunch with Melania. It's not clear if they're going to cover the Easter Bunny and brand logos like a NASCAR

driver, but like it truly is. They're just turning White House events into the fire festival. I mean, yeah. I mean, technically it says, you know, the White House Historical Association is the body that would receive any kind of financial incentive or whatever. But this fucking guy, it's just going guy, it's so out in the open, he's probably going to be like, okay, give me the cash right now. Trump will probably do cash drops himself.

I feel at this point. Because he misses, he's like, I miss the way a million dollars feels in a duffel bag. I miss it. He would get fucked over just for, you know, like somebody who is already rich, but like can't stop playing. Like, like wanting to like have cred. Right. I don't know.

The, this event has been happening for 147 years. Not like he went fucked it up. Yeah. When fucked it up, we were, it was supposed to be sacred. We were supposed to celebrate the resurrection of the savior by dying eggs. Rolling an egg. Oh man, but I really do hope it is the Taco Bell

White House Easter egg roll brought to you by Monster Sport. I mean, it's just gonna be the Tesla brought to you by SpaceX. The most expensive package includes a corporate booth, logo placements, branded snacks, or beverages, exclusive tickets to brunch with the First Lady, chance to engage with the White House press corps, a private White House tour, and 150 tickets to the event.

Hey, I think anyone, I mean, this is a really good way to just out yourself as a terrible business owner and make people not wanna buy anything that you sell at all. So go ahead. I'm excited to see who signs up to sponsor this. I mean, weirdly, this event used to be paid for by the American Egg Board, but they didn't plaster ads everywhere. It was just like, I guess the application is that not enough people knew about eggs. Right, right, right. It was like they're, and now, I don't know, kind of a hot ticket item.

They'd be like, damn, you got this many fucking eggs? That is kind of crazy. Yeah. And we're just rolling them? Wow, must be nice. Damn, must be nice. Brian the editor says, a little tone deaf, that they're playing with eggs like that.

Just out here. It's like lighting your cigar with a hundred dollar bill. Brian the editor says, a little tone deaf that they're playing with eggs like that. Just out here. It's like lighting your cigar with a hundred dollar bill. Be a part of history. That's the guy. Yeah, be a part of infamy. It is a, the guide was written by Harbinger, an event which appropriately named

an event production company founded by Republican AIDS in 2013. Great, of course, of course, of course. It's all revolving door folks. And then pretty soon the ideas that were at the bottom of the barrel are now rise to the top and are our best ideas. All right. The FBI has launched a special task force to keep Tesla safe. Good. Good. Just a day after Attorney General Pam Bondi Claimed that the Molotov cocktails used to destroy Tesla's constitute a weapon of mass destruction

Hmm. Oh, okay. I mean that's great cuz that's more justification for the Iraq war if a if a Molotov cocktail Yeah, so what the real WMD then shit they weren't lying. Yeah, Jeffrey Goldberg You don't have to apologize for raw rying that anymore if Pam Bondi has now lowered the bar for what is a WMD. That is a low bar. Very low bar. It's bad. It's bad. I mean, just like the idea that, like, that they just need, they feel the need to create the optics of, like, there's a new FBI task force that's gonna, what, hang around the outside of a Tesla dealership? You're just talking about random acts of vandalism it's not like there's some fucking like

organization behind every single act of vandalism against a Tesla and then you're gonna somehow fucking bring this shit down like it's a sting operation yeah I don't know I mean that didn't stop them from waging a war on terror. That was, you know, they thought they. Antifa, you know, so. They acted like they were trying to take down the mob and it was, you know, a grandfather who they just like convinced to say that he was.

We call it entrapment, okay? There's a word for it. We entrapped an elderly man, okay? But hey, we got the high five after. There's a word for it. We entrapped an elderly man. Okay, but hey, we got the high five after there's an art form to it. Yeah, but they have launched a special task force in conjunction with the ATF to crack down on these attacks against Elon Musk's fragile ego. Aka Tesla cars. Yeah, great. I thought Weren't they talking about trying to get rid of ATF like Elon Musk did say something about getting rid of ATF Just so funny like the CEO of America. You can do whatever the fuck you want. Yeah, but it's like it's just wild

Like Lauren's over baby Lauren Bulbert was like we need to abolish the ATF and now they're like ATF save our stupid Save these cars or these car lots. Things are getting dumber and dumber every day, every day. This'll fix it. This'll turn around the bottoming out Tesla sales. Yeah, yeah, exactly. It's the fact that people are vandalizing them, which is why people don't wanna buy them.

That's the source of the bleeding that they're trying to stop for the brand. Yep. And finally, big news for anybody who used 23andMe, the company that offered people genetic testing without having to suffer the indignity of going on Mori. They have just declared bankruptcy and are looking for a buyer. Okay. What, what can I buy your genetic material? They've decoded your genome and they are now going to sell it to the highest bidder. Okay, great. This isn't super shocking. Last fall they had to ax 40% of its workforce and not long after that, their entire board resigned. But it's

and not long after that, their entire board resigned. But it's basically been pretty bad since a 2023 data breach affected the data of nearly 7 million people. So they've always had a little bit of a hard time with the responsibility that comes with having the most private and valuable information that you could possibly have about somebody. I mean, it's this, I'm kind of glad

my first suspicions around all this shit was like, mm, nah. And it wasn't because I was like so far ahead on like the future and I was like, I'm not sharing my DNA. Part of me, I think inherently thought like, this is kind of weird. And I couldn't quite answer what the question like,

like that question to what, how is this valuable to them on the other side? Like on one level it's like, what do they do? Like plant your DNA for like future crime evidence or whatever. The price was like too good. It's like, why are they willing to do this? Yeah. Yeah. And also I think I've just been off all that shit about like your ancestry and stuff because I remember in the beginning days of Ancestry comm I was like brush it doesn't work for people who are enslaved, right? From Oklahoma, you're from Chicago in 1910. Oh Yeah, some around there gets a little blurry after like around 1860 something.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't ask, don't ask, don't ask. The one that's interesting is the black ancestry one for black people in America, where you can try and trace things back a little bit more specifically to Africa, but like the 23andMe stuff just didn't quite, I don't know. Yeah, they weren't bothering with that shit. So what do you do?

The California attorney general, Rob Bonta, issued a, what's being called an unusual consumer alert urging people to ask the company to delete their data and destroy any samples of genetic material they're holding. Damn. Which is, like, I just, this whole thing of like giving this sort of responsibility and like access to our most private information to private companies is like, I feel like we're going to look back on it and be like, we just like gave that to a company to like buy and sell as they saw fit. Like what do you, they

announced Sunday, they're like, we're not doing anything we haven't done before we're gonna be very careful with your genetic data They also announced over the weekend that they are headed to bankruptcy court to sell their assets Like what do you think their assets are? Yeah spit everyone spit right everyone's DNA I mean, I know that that is the thing how that is the end game is that pharmaceutical companies would love that. That's, that's like, that's the real values, like to pharmacists, like pharmaceutical companies and research. Yeah. The police and la policia, la policia, la policia. Oh, digital rights groups have already been oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

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All right, those are some of the things that are trending on this Tuesday afternoon. We are back tomorrow with a whole last episode of the show. Until then, be kind to each other, be kind to yourselves, get your vaccines while you still can, get your flu shots. Don't do nothing about white supremacy and we will talk to y'all tomorrow. Bye. Bye. Bye. Hey kids, it's me, Kevin Smith.

And it's me, Harley Quinn Smith. That's my daughter, man, who my wife has always said is just a beardless, d***less version of me. And that's the name of our podcast, Beardless, D***less Me. I'm the old one. I'm the young one. And every week we try to make each other laugh really hard. Sounds innocent, doesn't it?

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