The Daily Zeitgeist - Top 10 of 2024: #1 Chris Crofton’s Video Cart: Election Day Time Capsule 11.06.24

Episode Date: January 3, 2025

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Wow. Wow. So much coming out there. So much. So much. We are America's only undecided podcast. It's still undecided. Look, I talked about it beforehand. I committed a bit of voter fraud and I voted for them both. I just had to do the voting equivalent of a standing slow clap. And by that, you voted for both Jill Stein and RFK. And RFK, yeah, my two favorite candidates.

Why, who did you think I was talking about this whole time? Zyke Gang? This is a podcast where we take a deep dive into American shared consciousness. It's also a podcast that for the long ones, we record a day in advance. So it's Wednesday, November 6th, 2024, where you are. Yeah. Where we are. It's election day right now. It's Tuesday, November 5th. We are in the silent

meditation retreat that Jared Leto was at for the first three weeks of the pandemic, where he that Jared Leto was at for the first three weeks of the pandemic, where he came back two weeks into lockdown. It was like, guys, what the fuck? The traffic is like amazing right now. What is all my favorite? I just like so Zen that it just seems like there's no traffic. Anyways, that's where we are. We are in the path.

We are inside a time capsule. We don't know what happened in the election last night. Today, whatever this is. But look, I think everyone... I don't know. Trolldiggers podcast episode. I will say this. Having to do a daily news show over the last year has been a bit of an exhausting endeavor. You're welcome, America.

And I'm yeah, I just I just want to go to a nice place and not think about what can or can't be electorally. But I want to go to the farm where my pet dog went. And, you know, when I was a kid, you don't want to go there. No, it sounded so nice. There was a nice couple that just kind of played with him. Yeah. Balls. I love Chase. My close, you know me. I love chasing tennis ball.

Yeah. But look closely at the woman there. Her name is Kristi Noem. You don't want to be at this place. It's bad news bears. Walter Matha. Well, hey, it's November six. But hey, but I guess that means do do we have, does anybody have the nerve? What?

To do a day, a day on November. I mean, hell they did national redheads day and national donuts day on election day. What do we got today? So November six, this is the day after election day, national saxophone day. Okay. National nachos day and national stress awareness day, national nachos day, and national stress awareness day, which I think everyone is acutely aware of maybe their stress.

I think that was the one apt day we've seen today. But anyway, yeah. I think they maybe should have moved that one back a couple to be like, hey, stress, huh? Yeah, yeah, or forward, yeah. Yeah, or forward. Big day for Bill Clinton, I guess. That guy playing the saxophone, getting winning

presidential election news. Yeah. Uh, I don't think he, uh, ever kicked nachos out of bed. If you know what I'm saying. I was about to, I wrote my own spec script called American Nacho. You don't want to know what I'm saying. Guys, we got nothing. We've got nothing.

This is the episode. We don't know who won the fucking presidential election last night. But that's not true. Miles, it's not true that we got nothing. Actually, first of all, we do have AKAs. My name is Jack O'Brien, AKA. Let's find something else to talk about. Fuck this election just all around.

Let's find something else to talk about. How about mud? Halcyon salad on the discord. Kind of anticipating what the show is going to be. Yeah. I was going to say, were you going to say mud lurking? Yeah. I felt like that's- Basically, I think they- did we tell them what we were doing?

No. I feel like we might've teased. Did we? But anyways, I'm thrilled to be joined as always by my co-host, Mr. Miles Gray! Whoa, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. Just start, it's Miles, it's Miles. It's Miles.

Hey, man. It's Miles, but look, I just- No game. I just- Fucked it. I just want to, I just want to chill out. It's miles. It's miles. It's miles. No game. I just want to chill out. I could care less about the nation struggling. I just want to kiss you. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I'm sure the capitalism will win.

So that I do feel good about that. I guess the question is, who does that? Whose version? Taylor's version? Well, we don't know. But anyway, yeah, it's miles. Thanks. Shout out everybody. We made it. Okay. Yesterday, take your time.

Yes. And here we are on the other side of it. And I feel I feel fine. I just I just we just need to do something else. We just I think everyone needs a little bit of a, something else to talk about. And then, Hey, come Thursday when we know maybe a little bit more, maybe we can start dunking on people. We'll see. We'll see. Or we will see. Well, miles. Yes. It being the, uh, you know, substitute teacher day.

Yeah. It's a, you know, teacher's out because teacher doesn't know what the fuck to talk about. No, no big news that we can speak of that is going to be relevant in 24 hours. We are rolling in the video cart and we've got, I think, uh, rated best substitute teacher that I could fucking imagine in my imagination. Number one with a bullet. Uh, it's a hilarious standup comedian, actor, musician. You can listen to his podcast, Cold Brew Got Me Like Anywhere.

His book, The Advice King Anthology is available now, anywhere, fine books are sold. Go get it for God's sake. Please. The poetry window is open because it's Chris motherfucking Crofton. Chris. What's up, Chris? What's up? I got an aka wrote it myself it works every time hell yeah, yeah, bud late you genuinely oh my god terrible effect on jack o'Brien. Just straight up going, what's that?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the election that did that. That's it, that's it. Okay, so here's my AKA. Chris Crofton on Parade! Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, fever. Hell yeah. And so that's why we. That's true. That's why no matter what happens, they can't take away my 7.4 on Pitchfork. Hell no, they can't. That's not on the ballot. Can't know it isn't. That's not up for debate.

You see that one pitchfork article where they went back and like rejiggered reviews and were like, actually, this album that we gave a nine to, we're going to move it down to like a seven. Yeah. It turns out clap your hands. Say, yeah, it wasn't actually a 10. Yeah. It's a big boy from OutKast, which I think was actually probably the, his first album was very good, but they were like, this is one of the best rap albums of all time. That's one way to stop thinking about the election.

Revise your reviews of heavy D and the boys or whatever. Yeah. We shouldn't, heavy D and the boys actually deserved a 5.9, not a 5.4. Exactly. Are you trying to, are you trying to avoid thinking about the election? Who, me? No, the- Exactly. Are you trying to avoid thinking about the election? Who, me? No. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, um, some people aren't even thinking about it. I think about that. There's a lot of people who do not even care about this. Don't give a shit.

Yeah. Great. I love that. I love that. Yeah. We we've been following these seven, I think it was seven undecided voters on the front page of the New York times of the New York times, every time something big happened to the election, they check in with these seven random people who

were like, I don't really know. Or, and one of them was like always leaning Trump. And then they just, they ended up voting for Harris and their explanation was like, that just like looked into it. And like, he was like committing fraud during the last, like he was asking people to like steal votes for him. So like, they kind of won me over at the finish line with that feature because it was like, Oh yeah, like most people don't give a shit about this stuff at all.

They're like, I pay attention to the election like once every four years for like, you have four days calling. Who's who's calling you, Chris? Oh, my friend Parker. Pick it up. Pick it up. What it up, Chris. Pick it up. What's up, Parker? Answer the phone.

Give him away. Anytime anybody calls us during this episode. All right. Are we picking up Scam Likely's too? Eh, I don't know. Scam Likely's. We just totally lost commitment on that one. Scam Likely's, I feel like usually just just don't even say anything. Yeah.

Well, Parker Parker's my friend who, um, he plays drums for all these huge acts. And he also is currently working at a supermarket. So we just try and help each other through this. We're both in our fifties and trying to figure out like, Hey, how did, you know, like, how do we make money? Right. Yeah. No, like, uh, it's a cool system that we have with the town, some of our most

talented musicians unable to make any money. He's had so much success that people would totally assume that he is rich and he is not, not only is he not rich. Yeah. And the same with me, you know, it's like, not that people would totally assume that he is rich and he is not, not only is he not rich and the same with me, you know, it's like not that people would think I was rich, but, but you know, Parker's resume is pretty incredible, but he's, we're just sort of helping each other. We talk a lot about what's next for us and trying to hang in there and, and, and still make art,

but also just sort of try to normalize our existence and stop trying to live on just 100% trying to, I don't know, like living on your own reputation doesn't work. And you would think that it would, or maybe you've been convinced that once you did this special thing, then you would feel great for the rest of your life, which, you know, not only that, it only lasts like a couple days. You get on a high after something, no matter how great it is. Like I remember-

That's the most I've ever gotten from a good thing is a couple of days. Yeah. That's like a land speed record of like- Wow, the vibes are really good for a couple days. I went 36 hours? I mean, the only person who's successfully run on a hundred percent special events is like Mick Jagger. And it's sort of sad. 36 hours. I mean, the only person who's successfully run on 100%

special events is like Mick Jagger. And it's sort of sad. It's sad to watch. Yeah, yeah. He's like, I want to go out again. Tonight you want to go out again? You're 82 years old. Yeah, but I feel empty.

No, but you're- You know, like, can't we go somewhere? I know someone will recognize me. Your hand hasn't stopped bleeding in days. Do we do it? Do we have a gig tomorrow? Do we have a gig tomorrow? You know, I mean, that works for him because he can always get a gig. I'm interested to see speaking of hand hasn't stopped bleeding

in a couple of days. I'm interested. I have this like random phantom jaw pain for the past like week and a half. And I'm wondering if it's election related, like, I mean, phantom, like just a pain right here that I don't know, it doesn't correspond to anything, just hurts really bad all of a sudden. I think it kicks up sometimes when things are stressful. It'll be interesting to see if it's related to election stress.

Is that one of the new keys to winning the election? What's that? It's one of the new keys to winning the election. Uh, if it's related to election strips, or if I'm dying election, what's that? It's one of the new keys to winning the election. What about the job pain? Yeah. Democratic win coming if Jack has a jaw pain. Well, that's kind of interesting too. What you bring me up your jaw pain and being like, what the hell's my jaw pain?

It's like, uh, we're like all like kind of going back to like trying to have community, even on a podcast where we're supposed to be being like, whoa, we, you know, like, oh my God, look at this stupid pair of shoes that someone still is wearing. And now you're, now you're like, I have a Phantom pain. Do you guys know what it is? That's, that's what everybody's doing. And I don't think it's all bad because when things are just up and running, like they were for most of my life, where you're just like politics or something, you

don't need to worry about, and America's going to be fine because it's America. You don't really think you need to rely on anybody. And so this is a lousy way to find out about it, but I think in a capitalist society, it's the only way we would ever find out about it is to completely be brought to our knees with stress. And then finally we will reach out to somebody because we have no choice. And that's a crazy way to be because we're always supposed to be reaching out to each other.

Yeah. Yeah. And now it's like, I love that you're on here talking about Phantom Pain and now I want, I'm going to show you guys a spot on my leg. Yeah. I'm going to put my leg up to hold on. Just so I'm going to see what you guys think this is. Okay.

Um, let me see. I'm not really going to do it. Ah, damn it. All right. This is where we usually say, Chris, we're going to get to know you a little bit better in a moment. First some things we're talking about later. We ain't talking about shit.

Anything to talk about. I mean, we got a the election. We don't have shit to talk about. I mean, we got a lot to say. We got a lot to talk about. We're going to take a break today. I'm glad. I'm so glad you guys are taking a break. Let's, let's have fun because. Kick back.

Have a little fun. Let's have some sort of fun. Look at some Crofton videos. Yeah. Favorite, favorite way. Compilations. You know. And when I say let's have some fun, I mean, you know. JSK videos. Way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, together, the boomers would have fucking stormed the Capitol when JFK got assassinated, not like two years ago.

Yeah. That's they were too, they were too happy. They had too much stuff. Like the middle class was still firing on all cylinders. It was too much of like a whiplash, but it is wild to realize, like, when you go back and read, like the conspiracy theory started right away. Like the second they shot Oswald too, like killed Oswald on national TV,

like as everyone was like at home still mourning, like Kennedy being assassinated. And then like Oswald gets shot on TV. Like everyone was like, okay, this like doesn't make any fucking, like this is a weird cover. Like they started right away, but you're right.

That like, they just, they were like, what is this strange mixture of like suspicion and anxiety and depression? And it's like, Oh, that's, you know, cynicism. That's you. You've just like, it's cynicism has just been invented for you. A lot of boom. Yeah.

The economy was too good back then for them to really be like, they were like, ah, this seems like bullshit, but whatever. But now they're like, now the economy's shot. So now they're like, something's wrong in the deep state and all this stuff. And the deep state's been been like, you know, just doing diabolical shit for the entire length of our country's existence, but they just are ready now to say, I've had enough. What the fuck? The Democrats, you know.

Hey, I'm counting on that deep state to, you know, do the right thing. Well, whatever it is, this country has been an absolute scam since day one. And it was just a scam that made people happy enough that they didn't care that it Was a scam but now they've all decided it was a scam just because now they have to wait too long in line at The grocery store or whatever stupid reason they've decided that they've had it, but they're not speaking English at Wendy's mmm, right, but the time they should have lost their minds is when fucking But the time they should have lost their minds is when fucking the CIA in conjunction with who knows who blew away one of the most popular presidents in history on fucking television.

And, and, and they were, it wasn't on television when it didn't happen on television, well, maybe some local affiliates, maybe now the Pruder film came a long time later, like they, at the time it was like more of a weird, like people hearing tell of it. And then once the Pruder came out, people got that. I think that fucked people up pretty bad. Also, Pruder. Yeah. Deep state opera barely newer.

You know, it's a Pruder backwards spells president Reagan. You know, it's a brooder backwards spells. I died. President Reagan. Yeah, yeah. It smells like that. All right. We truly have very little planned for this episode other than Chris. Guys, we're in a fugue state.

We're in a bit of a standing on the edge of a future that could go in many different very strange, very horrible directions. One thing I think we'll all still enjoy in addition to Chris Croft and there's some fucking videos guys. So we're going to take a quick break and then we're going to come back. We're going to look at some of Chris's favorite videos, some of our favorite videos, some old classics. We'll describe them to you if you're just listening to this episode. And we'll be right back. 2025 is bound to be a fascinating year. It's going to be filled with money challenges and opportunities. I'm Joel.

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Okay. Polls still open. We're not gonna know one even, I mean, right? We're not gonna know. It's, so I think because of last year. I thought we weren't fucking talking about this shit. I think because of last year, 2020, we all think it's gonna take a week,

but I think it's unlikely to take that long. No, no, they changed. There are a lot of laws changed. Yeah. So we should know. They should know by the time they listen to this, the five people who aren't skipping forward to our episode where we talked about who actually won. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. This is a fun one. Yeah. I think that, uh, I think like the reason I, I brought a couple of videos. One is this account. Well, it's a guy or somebody or somebody calling themselves Helmer Rienberg. And it's a ton of like, I love these videos.

They're all about the JFK assassination and they are like, they all have this like public domain, spooky music behind them. And that's the main thing I like. It's like, I know some people like to listen to like, they all have this like public domain, spooky music behind them. And that's the main thing I like. It's like, I know some people like to listen to like, you know, women eat pasta or whatever, and that's called a mukbang MSR ASMR. Yes, I'm our pasta. Yeah. ASMR.

Yeah. Yeah. Or whatever. Eat like a strawberry chocolate or whatever. Like that guy we had on one time, remember that guy we talked about, we ate all that crazy food, like, oh, sexy, sexy food. Oh yeah. So like, for me, this is like that.

It's like, I chill out and I look at this and I realize that this country has been an absolute, it's just full of, it's a pyramid scheme. And that does tie into me feeling better about, yes, we need to stop going to Starbucks and start running for office. And that has been the case for a long time. It's just that now we're finding out. And so I know that if Trump or what's-her-name Kamala gets... What's-her-name? No, I mean, I don't even know, like, or Jill Steiner, whoever, it's gonna be the same baloney. It's gonna be the same baloney, basically.

Trump's gonna act like a bigger- I think it's gonna be a little worse with Trump. Oh, it will be a little bit worse. It'll definitely be a little bit worse. But sort of, yeah, what sort of, oh, oh. God, who is it? Now you gotta say, you gotta reply, wah. And then smiley face with this. Yeah.

I want to like the one big guy one that lies. Yeah. I think that it was Parker Parker's texted me and he says, let's talk more tonight. Fuck the election. That's what he said. Oh yeah. Um, anyway, yeah. All that to say, yeah, I don't know.

That's the thing. Fuck. We're talking about the election again, but I just, no, we're not the real word about feelings around the election. Every, I have a feeling America is going to go back to brunch so fucking hard. Um, it's going to be just mind blowing. Brunch Benny baby. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. That whole thing, how like the sort of like, that was the phrase in 2020, how everyone was so tired of like the pandemic and like being politically engaged in the like, you know, black lives Matter things that were happening over the summer. And they're like, can we just get like back to brunch, you know, like where we don't have to like deal with the ills of our, of our current country. Right. Right. Like Kings of Leon's new record that's called, can we please have fun?

Yeah. Way to read the room. Absolute fuckheads. My friend from high school, I think is married to that singer. Anyway, shall we, do you want to, so this is Helmer Rienberg. Yes, this is Helmer Rienberg and he's just talking about like the officer Tippett shooting. If you guys don't know about the officer. Set this up, set this up for me. Officer Tippett was shot, um, allegedly by Lee Harvey Oswald while he was running after the assassination, when he was running toward the theater where he got caught. Right. You know, but officer Tippett wasn't supposed to be where he was when he was shot.

He was supposed to be downtown along with every other patrol officer that was in the city because the assassination had already happened. So he wasn't supposed to be. And they even have like transcripts. This isn't like 1910. They had transcripts of the police calls. They even have audio of all the police calls. They were taping all the transmission.

So they have the radio chatter. They have the radio. they have the actual announcement where they say all patrol, every officer in this city, every squad car go to Dealey Plaza. And wouldn't that be the perfect setup for a die hard movie? Yeah, bank robbery. It's like, oh, you thought the JFK assassination

was political? Who said we're not bank robbers? Who took off with like a gold bullion? Huh? It's bubby. Officer Tippett was in this neighborhood that was nowhere near downtown. And they actually- I think it was close enough that Lee Harvey Oswald was able to reach there on foot.

Right? Well, no, but no, but Lee Harvey Oswald didn't kill Officer Tippett. Oh, yeah. I mean, the whole assassination is absolute garbage. I mean, it's- How did this turn into the fucking JFK debate show suddenly I thought? What the fuck is going on?

Isn't it better? Isn't it more, isn't it more fun to debate something that's way in the past though? I just love this, because I know this is Jack's shit. So you're not, I know you have an opinion on every single thing and Croft into this energy. I'm like, I'm just going to be like, here, Okay. All I know is that if anybody believes that Lee Harvey Oswald shot JFK by himself, they are absolutely insane. That is the most obvious

completely insane, insane, ridiculous. I don't think they're, I don't think it's as insane as some of the other theories. I don't think he acted alone, but my, I have my own experience. He may have done something, but he, he also may not have, because there were people running out of the building that saw him in the second floor cafeteria, holding a Coca-Cola like two seconds after the shooting, which implied that he was in the cafeteria while the shooting was happening. How does Coca-Cola leave branding like that on the table? He just did like change to the course of human history and immediately is overcome with the

need to have a refreshing Coca-Cola. Lee Arby Oswald liked Coca-Cola so much that he was able to shoot the president and run four floors. Yeah. And then kill again. Ain't nothing like the real five blocks away. So the Helmer Rienberg thing is just great. I mean, Helmer Rienberg, Helmer Rienberg is great for whoever he is. Some guy, you know, from Sweden, probably from 15 years ago, a ring bag. He probably got run over by a bus in 2010.

It doesn't matter. I'm watching his shit from 2007. And anyway, I just love, I love these, these things because it reminds me that, that, uh, we're not the first generation to deal with, um, a bunch of nonsense, except for this time we are aware of it. And that generation for some reason was like, I'm happy enough with my, you know, dollar a pound ground chuck. And I don't care who shot Officer Tippett. Yeah, I got ground Sirloin for a dollar.

But if you think Lee Harvey Oswald shot Officer Tippett. So what is this? This is it. First of all, Chris, this is a 10 minute video. So we don't have to watch any of it. We don't have to watch any of it. I'm just saying I do want to hear the music. I didn't know we were really doing. I didn't know we were really doing videos.

Cause last time I had some, I should have gotten more fun. I didn't know what you're doing this show. I didn't know what you were doing. Like escapism. I would have brought you a video. Some guy like getting slapped in the face by a paint brush. Okay. Well let's look at that too. But here's the, this is the Helmer Rienberg video.

Just a little music. I like the music and I like this conspiracy. It makes me feel I Don't know somehow it soothes me. Okay. Well, let's let the music is that hold music So that's like don't don't don't don't don't don't I want to find out how I can get an album of this on vinyl. Okay. Okay, let's find out On November 22nd 1963 Dallas police officer Jamie tippet was murdered in Oak Cliff about 45 minutes after the assassination of President Kennedy According to witnesses Tippett stopped his car at the curb on 10th Street and spoke with a man Okay, and there's a

Officer tip and then they just like scrunched it up. It's like real Tippett got out the car and went to the man the man pulled a gun and shot but sorry, no you need two more but but but but tip it was hit four times and died There's a music. Oh, that's what I'm talking about. This is the music from karate kid music. Oh, that's what I'm talking about. This is the music from karate kid. This is like, this is like a music bed for like a racist depiction of like a massage parlour.

I picture Helmut Rienberg playing the recorder. Okay. So this is J. Oh, he's a looker. JD Tippett is hot. JD Tippett was hot. Dude, no one talks about that. Kind of looks like RFK. No. So then Lee Oswald. RFK Jr.

Yeah, it does kind of look like RFK Jr. Damn. That's interesting. And that's interesting. Chris, do you want to read the, I think maybe you should read it. I mean, it doesn't really make any difference. I'm sure everybody is like confused as to what this is or why I'm talking about it. But, and somehow it is heartening to me though, that we should have stormed the

Capitol in 1963. That's when this happened. When a complete bunch of bullshit was dropped on the American public. When one of the most popular presidents in history who wanted some progress on civil rights and some progress on taking corruption out of unions and getting rid of the mafia and stuff. Yeah. I mean, whether or not those things were even like good ideas, they were, there was some, there was a huge amount of idealism.

I'm just saying that's the moment in this country when people became cynical without realizing it and they are just too happy to too happy to really let it sink in. And now we're dealing with- Well, not everybody was happy with the state of America in 1963. I will just put that up. No, no. Miles, everybody. Oh, okay.

Now I'm really on a podcast. No, dude. Everybody was super chill, dude. Nah, dude, it was better. You know how much fucky shit cost in 1963, dude? Dude, you could get a hamburger for super chill, dude. You know how much fucking shit cost in 1963, dude? Dude, you could get a hamburger for 17 cents, bro. Wait, so then- Oh, go on.

No, just because I say, if you think that it doesn't make any difference. If you think that though, that America has, you know, has lost its way or whatever. It's just been lost. And I don't know why that makes me feel better. It just makes me want to fucking hang in there because other people were hanging in there without even knowing it. These people are shopping while, while this stuff was, was surrounding them. Now we can at least shop and be aware that things are fucked.

I don't know. Yeah, that's a, I don't know why that makes me feel better, but it just does make me feel better to know that we are engaging with the problem now. Reading about other fucked up times in US history when you're about to possibly live through an incredibly fucked up time in US history. I think that makes sense. This is a continuum. We are all part of a story and people have lived through it before.

Yeah. And even more importantly, just for me, like I liked the fact that, that we should have been activated by JFK, but, but everybody was just too, too, too, um, you know, checked out or whatever. I just think that's- And LBJ to throw people off the scent that he, uh, had Kennedy killed, then passed a lot of civil rights legislation, so in my bunghole, man.

Come on now. Oh man. Riding up my bunghole. He does need his pants altered because he's got big, big dong and a low bunghole. Yeah. It's something that Seem was going up his bunghole. Definitely. The pants that you tailored for him were riding up my bunghole. Yeah, he said something about it.

He was talking about his bunghole. Uh, Jack, do you want to share a video? Uh, no, not really. I'd love to, I'd love to see more from Professor Crofton. Mr. Crofton, what other videos can you show us? Well, I guess I'm sort of obsessed with history because it does remind me that all this bad stuff is always happening. And one of the things that was bad was the Civil War. And so I was watching this once the first time I was ever on this show, I talked about metal detecting and how I watch it on YouTube.

And I remember Miles said, what the hell are you talking about? You watch people on the beach. And then I said, no. Yeah. No. You think I am an idiot? No, you fucking baby. He was like, oh boy, what is it? What do you do, Mr.

Sophisticated? And I was like, I watch historical metal detecting. And I'm watching lowbrow beach metal detect. I'm like, Ooh, detecting the idea is just like people leave shit on the beach and lose shit on the beach. Jay might find a ring. It's just like getting, getting people's rings and getting people like loose change and shit.

Yeah. And that's not interesting to me at all. And in fact, that makes me sad. That makes me sad. Money they made, bro. That makes me sad. Why does that, why does that make you sad? Chris? I just think it's like, that makes me, I That makes me sad. All the money they made, bro. That makes me sad as hell. Why does that make you sad, Chris? I just think it's like, that makes me, I don't know,

like finding some earrings at somebody, you know, and then being like, ah, they're not real gold. I mean, that just makes me, I just think you should be- Oh, looking for the real shit. Like a real story. You should just be doing something better with your time. I mean, you're trying to make, I don't know. You should be up on the boardwalk mugging people, right?

Yeah, strong arm robbery. Whatever it is, I just think it's sad finding people's shit from yesterday. I don't know why. Yeah. But I don't want to- But not like 150 years yesterday. Or cell phones. Like, you know, this guy we're about to watch, if we watch it is like, and we don't have

to, but it's this guy, Aqua Chigger, that was one of the people that- Yeah, that's his name. I know. It's like, I don't know, that's his name. I know it's like it's it's it's like I don't it's not the name. I would have chosen His name is Aqua Chigger and he is like one of the most popular He has so many subscribers and he even ended up on a damn he ended up on it on a show called River Hunters Oh River so where he actually got to go to England and And you know and like and like all over Europe and do like metal detecting and motes and stuff. That's fun

Yeah, so he got I didn't realize but he got to go Yeah, his real name is like Bo something brother. And he's annoying, but he's really, really, uh, relentless. And the guy just looks at civil war maps and goes to the river where the camp was and says how they dropped stuff down the bank. And then he goes and finds it. And so one day I was watching his stuff and then he, he found a damn. Whole musket in the, in the river from the Civil War. Yeah.

And I was... This seems wild to me. I was just knocked out. I was knocked out. I was like, what else is in the river then? It's like, you know, is the Ark of the Covenant in the damn river? Yeah, just sitting there. Yeah, what else is down there? Yeah, like the damn, you know, everything is in the river.

The damn US Constitution? Oh, yeah, old jukeboxes and, and, uh, just all kinds. I mean, everything you could possibly want. Trump's missing votes from the 2020 election. So I'm just saying, you know, so yeah, so this guy, you know, I just think it was a knock knockout thing for me to see this, that there's still a. And Chris, you are not alone. This video for the listeners at home has 1.7 million views yeah yeah okay so here's him he's saying

look this seems like a good area to check out he's clearly like in chest high water right now kind of hot also yeah he stands around in the water you know said you know there's gonna be something there I said a hunch I've been hunting now for about 15 minutes Found some modern stuff. Nothing great until now Well, I don't know if it's great, but it's pretty cool from what I can see He I got a decent signal on me. He like hit a smile in this way that I was like, oh, he's excited He's like until now this guy does not get excited either. He goes

He's like, I know but you just saw like look there's this like little lip quiver. He does that. I'm like, oh, he's excited. Oh, yeah, he's excited right there This is right there. He said he like his face about to smile and then he's like, no, I got come on Okay, pretty cool from what I can see I got a decent signal on the at gold guys never wants to answer the phone call instead I got a decent signal on the AT gold guys never want to answer the phone call instead Some type of Long gun. I don't know. It could be like a modern shotgun or could be a civil war gun I'm hoping I can't really tell for sure He's teasing he knows what he's doing he's a showman he knows that he's doing baby Why does he have like oh the yes? has headphones on that look like the headphones that, wait,

you're at a firing range, but they're the headphones for listening to metal detector. Weird that the style is so similar. He's like Bob Hope, but with more algae. Yeah. Oh yeah, this shit is so visible, like just from the surface. Yeah, it's just sitting there. That's what's wild is so visible, like just from the surface. Yeah, it's just sitting there. That's what's wild is like this shit is just all around us. All right, he's gonna put his phone underwater and it's gonna immediately break. Oh! There it is. We're underwater, folks.

So it looks like a stick. Yeah, it looks like two sticks side by side. You would never know. Oh no, there's the trigger guard and everything. Yeah, there's the... But that thing's been walked over for, you could obviously trigger guard and everything. Yeah, there's the, yeah. But that thing's been walked over for, you know, people have been, you know, swimming and cool every day and they've been stepping on a damn, just like the mac. It seems like he just planted it, but it's the exact same like mossy ass color. And I know part of me was texture of everything. This motherfucker just planted.

He could plant it, but he's not. He finds... He's got his own. Yeah, and like, it looks like, I feel like it would take so much work. And it- To get it to look like all that- Yeah, to get it to look exactly the same as everything around it. Also just that he was like,

yeah, I've been hunting for about 15 minutes and I've like found a bunch of like modern stuff already. Right. Yeah, this guy just can't stop finding stuff. He does even videos on finding cell phones. I hate them. I hate them. He does video. He doesn't care what he thinks. It pisses you off when you see it's like fucking other cell phones. Yeah, he finds a whole bunch of cell phones and old sunglasses and he's just as excited

as he is when he finds a Civil War gun. He says everything we need to know about the people of the year 2012. Right. Yeah, it makes me sad. Everybody in the year 2012 likes... They loved LG phones So he's using a magnet now to see if he can get a little magnet action That's it Yeah, I think we got it So he's he's got a magnet on a stick and he just picked up the gun with it. It's definitely a long rifle.

I'm seeing Civil War area here, Chris. That's a Civil War carbine. He says that's a Civil War carbine and he says it all calm, but that's about as excited as AquaChicker gets. He's a very stoic guy who doesn't know how to name a YouTube channel Whatever he's doing it's working for him. He's got 1.7 million views on this thing of him Finding some moss-covered gun in the bottom of a trick. He did say wow, this is so cool He's also put up like 1.7 million videos the guys Relentless, this is number one

Here Wow, there it is. Look at that. There it is. There's a gun from the Civil War. So Which reminds me side which side? This reminds me though, I don't know which one it is But he he you know, he is a another example of a guy that's like, you know well No, not a guy but the fact that he's involved with finding things from a period of history that we think of is a long time ago when, uh, not only did the election go badly, but there was an actual war and, um, people got through it, you know? So that's another thing.

Like, I just like looking at history because it reminds me that this is temporary and even if it is bad we have had a really great run in post-war America post-World War II we had an artificially good run of just standing around eating ice cream and racing hot rods and fucking and you know doing whatever the fuck we wanted and not worrying about anything. And that is not a normal setting. Like we are not supposed to be able to just drive through anywhere we want and get issued hamburgers and get giant fucking giant cups. I have my state issued hamburger. Hey, where you going scumbag?

I'm issuing you a hamburger. Yeah. Oh, I'm getting my hamburger. And I'd also like a giant cup of icing and some icing for my dog as well. Because we live in a, Caligula didn't even get fucking pup cups. Da da da da, and filterless cigarettes for your daughter? Yeah, I mean, whatever.

We've been living in like, you know, extra money to go gamble. Oh, let's go gambling. Like, I mean, that's not, this is, we are living in a hedeness. That's why we're all so fucking overstimulated and bored as well. And this is all I talk about on Goldbrew got me like, so I'm actually just pirating my own content, but that's what podcasting is, Chris.

But the fact is, oh, thank you. That's the fact is that. Yes, we are not living in an enlightened manner. We are living like complete slob sugar slobs we're sugar eating machines and on my podcast I said this is what I said and I'm gonna use it cuz I like it. All right this is a quote. Do you know what a cafe mocha was back in the old days? Like say like the year 300? Hmm what a king, a king got a cafe mocha once a year and the people danced and only the king got to eat it because only the king got to experience that.

We're so happy that the king got to eat it too. They're like, yes, they're like, he deserves it. He's he's yes, he deserves it. Is it yummy? Is it yummy? Your Highness, is it yummy? Smile. And you have to travel the globe. They had to travel the globe. They had to go to damn. He deserves it. Is it yummy? Is it yummy? Is it yummy? Look at his smile. Oh my God. And you have to travel the globe.

They had to travel the globe. They had to go to damn, they had to go to, you know, wherever they had to go to Siam to get the damn chocolate. And then they had to go to, they had to go to Australia to get the whipped cream. And then they had to go to- Killed hundreds of people. Yeah, they had to go to Madagascar to get the cardamom. And then finally, after all these elephant trains went through the mountains and they killed hundreds of people. They had to go to Madagascar to get the cardamom. Yeah.

And then finally, after all these elephant trains went through the mountains and they delivered all the ingredients, they had a bunch of very lucky people got to assemble this mocha for the king, the benevolent king of Scandinavia. Side question, but relevant. How often, you know, knowing like how exotic things were that would travel like by land to certain like to the monarchies of different countries, how often do you think they pulled up and the shit was completely like rotten? And yeah, but they're like, Oh, fuck, dude, turns out fucking yogurt is disgusting. Yeah, or like they ate it anyway, because they have no like, sort of, they have no basis for comparison. They're like, this looks amazing. This green meat you've brought me. Yeah, totally.

And I died. That's how we got cheese. They were like, we brought you milk. And they're like, oh, what's that? Milk is a solid that has green shit. Yeah. So these people had to eat green meat that traveled on the Silk Road. And now we're like, I don't know.

How am I supposed to choose a movie? There's too many on Netflix. They all suck. Different world, different problems. I think ours are just as bad. Yeah. Personally. But to that point, I think it is what you're saying, Chris.

I think to make it serious again, things do change. Nothing stays permanent. And for all the things that we think like we're just stuck in certain systems or whatever that things can happen. And they often do they usually do so and might offer a richer existence. Then the cafe mochas just for the king. That's what I'm saying. Yes. Instead of this mindless like I want to have 15 cafe mochas a day and I still feel like shit. And if they run out of mocha I say where's the mocha

where's the mocha where's the mocha you motherfuckers I didn't join Starbucks rewards program did not get any fucking mocha yeah you know that's the kind of people we're dealing with so like if we actually took away all the drive-throughs I don't know if that's on Trump's agenda definitely not but you know I would like if there was some moment where we had to come together and remember that some guy fell in a river and dropped his gun and he was probably 22 years old fighting for some bullshit that was all fucking organized by politicians as usual, pitting Americans against each other while the politicians sit on a hill and smoke pipes or whatever. And you know, we're now aware, that's all.

That's what my historical stuff is. That's what reading about, hearing about the JFK assassination is, is just like, if we can get engaged, we're gonna find out that that is such a good feeling as opposed to this endless hedonistic existence, which America has been indulging in. Yeah, just, yeah, the consumption to sort of soothe the like bigger problems that we have.

Because it's, it's been pretty brilliant, I think just globally, where it's like, let's swap out progress for consumption and use that as the new gold standard for people to experience some kind of meaning. It was like, how much can you get? Look at these cool pants. And everyone feels like a husk. You i mean there's no because everyone has the exact same shit too it's like not me excepting my drip my drip different baby i drip different you know about you know anybody else with a dodger's hat i have never seen that yeah that is nice call me chlamydia not with a not with a barely applied i voted sticker on it. Jesus. Nice one, Jack.

What did you say, Jack? I said call me Chlamydia, cause I drip different. And I think for the listeners, it would be fun to hear the second time around. Yeah, dirty jokes from the era of the civil war. Yeah. Let's bring back dirty jokes.

Let's bring back dirty. Am I right? You can't say anything anymore, god damn it. Exactly. You're on A, welcome back to the podcast, Going Blue with Miles and Jack. Do you think Joe Biden is like hoping that kind of that the Democrats lose so he can be like, see fucking told you? I don't know. What I say, man.

What I say Mac. As long as someone tucks him in at night, I think he'll be okay. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, well, we it's it's about that time to take another break. We're gonna come back. We're gonna do some other videos. We'll be right back. 2025 is bound to be a fascinating year. It's gonna be filled with money challenges and opportunities. I'm Joel.

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thought that shit was a stick on the bottom of the river. Turns out there's cathedrals all around us for those with eyes. I would just love a kid's like, Mr. O'Brien, look what I found. Like, put that fucking stick back. Are you serious? That ain't nothing.

You're going to hurt somebody. All right. But it looks like it has a lever action. What? Just get out of here. That's stupid. That's stupid. Anyway, so, Dealey Plaza, 1963.

What the fuck? Bring that stick over here. I'm going to draw you a diagram of the sand. Anyway, so Dealey Plaza, 1963. Bring that stick over here. I'm going to draw you a diagram. Give me that. Yeah, actually bring me that. Let's pretend this stick is the motorcade. What? Okay. Chris, I have a question.

You ever been to a- Just shooting alley. You ever been to a- You ever been to a Dutch rave, Chris? No, I have not. Okay. Well, this man in the video also hasn't and is also Based on his speaking voice sounds like an American This is one of my favorite online videos that I remember when we were all

Hanging out the office. I was always saying the word piss buck and I was like, oh, I need to, people need to understand what this is. This is a video. This is clearly from some like weird Dutch TV show or they're like on scene at a music festival. Yeah. Yeah. And they're just checking out the urinals, the male bathroom section at the rave. And this is what we get. Oh, I think I've seen this yeah those trough the Get it on your hands. Oh my god! This isn't a urinal, is it? He's like, what? I think it is, man. I think it is, man.

Yo gobsmacked. I wonder boomers are so mad. This is why boomers are so mad. This is why I hate Netherlands. Can I ask you something? For the record, is this a piss bucket? And seriously, what did we just film? For the record, this a piss buck For the record is some piss but it is a piss buck. Yeah, it's a piss buck

100% the guy when he's I Didn't know your know is it? Hold on let me hear him again because it froze for me Oh Hold on, let me hear him again because it froze for me. This isn't a urinal, is it? Oh! I think it is, man. I think it is, man. I love that version where you don't want to be like, yeah, dude, you're rubbing like rave piss all over your hands right now. It's just like, well, I hope you like rave piss.

Yeah. If you like to wash your hands and rave piss, then you got that. For the record, it's in Pittsburgh. Are you looking up the definition right now on your phone? No, no, I'm looking up. No, I was just thinking about getting early. How people's immune systems are pretty good. You can wash your hands and piss and be fine. Probably. Yeah.

People, you know, my dad's only eaten ice cream his whole life and he's still alive. Yeah, he's 83. You know, he didn't do any one thing that anybody said. My friend's, my friend's grandmother lived to 98 smoked cigarettes and only had diet coke and hot dogs for food. Yeah. It's yeah. What happened?

I believe in a little something called genetics. You know what I'm saying? Uh, good resources, good race horse resources. I've lost my track of thought. I think that the best video to watch would be maybe... I was trying to... Well, no, I don't forget. I wonder, have we ever said...

Bozo dubbed over. What? I wonder if we've ever said, fire the record, SMPissBuck. Yeah. Yeah. For the record, it is. On the show before and eagle-eared listeners. Do eagles have good ears? I'm sure. They got to hear the mice running around.

Can let us know if they've ever heard a reference to that. Did you guys watch the octopus octopus on on Netflix? The octopus? No, the octopus. I didn't want to like or is like not a squid game or anything. My friend the octopus was in that one. It was like the octopus conspiracy or something. It's about it's a it's a great documentary about deep state stuff.

And, uh, I heard about that. I kept hearing about that last year. It's the octopus. Yeah. I think so. It's about a journalist that was murdered and, um, uh, they said it was a suicide, but, um, it was like so suspicious, right? Yeah.

It's like very strange. And, and, and in the middle of it, one of these government, one of these like CIA operative guys, like, uh, he, he, this journalist was sort of trying to chase down this story and he's, he took her into his apartment and, uh, said, and like his wife was there and like, she brought like sandwiches in or something. And then they were like, we're in this office and he's like watch this and he rolled a tape of the It's a brooder film where where the driver turned around and shot the president and he's like and then he turned it off

And said don't believe anything you see or everything, you know isn't true and then I told her it go away He brought her into his house to be like, oh Yeah, have a good time investigating this, but let me show you something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he showed that. And then he said, that's a little, that's a little Jackie. Oh, was, but the woman who told that story was dead serious.

Like some journalists who was not making that shit up. Wait, so we're talking like the dudes driving like this and he's just like, you know what, let me just turn around and fuck off this motherfucker real quick. Yes. Wow. And it was probably fake, but it was meant to freak her out. It was just him saying, don't believe anything. Anything you think is true, we've fucked with basically.

Like I'm involved in this shit and before you start trying to find the truth right know that there's a Million people who will kill you if you get close to it and also you're not gonna even know it if you see it Whoa, whoa, don't mean to this now. So I'm not talking to you But I am saying that that's a good movie to watch for for another you know For another reason why you should you know, maybe spend less time being mad about Mocha and more time running for office. There you go. Mad about Mocha. My new, your new podcast. I wish I could play something good for you. I would have brought some fun stuff if I knew we were doing, I didn't,

I wouldn't have brought like JFK. I thought we were doing like, I didn't know we were doing like a take the day off. This is fun. This is the, okay. Okay. I thought we were doing like, I didn't know we were doing like a take the day off. This is fun. This is the show. This is the show. Cause I want to like, I want the people to be, if this is a day off, we should be showing videos of like, there's the video. Have you ever seen the video of the guys trying to drive the U-Haul truck out of the parking garage and they tear the whole truck to pieces? Well, I don't think I have.

Oh, it's so good. It's these guys who take a U-Haul truck into a parking garage that's not designed for it, you know? Yeah, it's like it's crazy that they let us just drive you just rent you all trucks and drive them. Oh, do they just scrape it on the fucking? Yes, and they do not give up. Yeah. And then like the whole

they like do everything you could possibly do until they finally just have to like run away because they've like. Yeah, this is it. Now, this is what I want to watch. This is you want to. These guys are unbelievable. You all coming in. It already hit like I think the OK, this thing is it's like maybe I can fit.

Oh, right. But that's just the beginning. These guys are that's the thing. They're like, well, OK, well, let's just back it up. Let's see if we do it. This is an American. Oh, it gets so much worse. They end up. Watch're like, well, okay. Well, let's just back it up. The stick to it of this is an American. Oh, it gets so much worse. They end up being like, watch out for that one, buddy.

Wait, what the fuck? Hey, what did they even go up on? So they pulled forward and now they're up on three wheels. They're up on a ramp. Oh, I think, I think it was just the, they're not done. Oh yeah. They are. What are they doing?

They're going to fucking flip this thing. They are stoned. They're going to flip it for real. That's stoned. They're going to flip it for real. That's a stone. They're just like, it's not over. But he's still trying to do it. And I love this guy's like, this guy got out. He's like, hold on.

What's underneath the tires? Yeah. I was like, oh no, it's raining down. Yeah. Like they fucking hit a sewage thing. Is that a sewage line? It's, it's gotta be that or like, yeah,, like look, there's a pipe of gray paint going through. And they're not done.

I just like this. Just back out. But like the backing out in a U-Haul truck does seem like it would be difficult. And look back out, just straight back. Damn, I identify with this. Uh, at least this isn't happening to you. For, for people who aren't watching the video. I don't know what this is.

This is the one way to incentivize. Just check out the video. Up. It's look, it's one, it's one episode a week where we're going to be doing videos. The other seven uploads we do a week purely audio. Uh, so please don't worry. This isn't a fully video podcast right now, but what? Okay. So they're still, it's just like, they've

activated like the whole building. They somehow manage these two delivery drivers are just like, we need to get out of here. We have now we have to get out of here. We've torn the sewage pipe out. We've got the water pipes going. We have to get this you all out of this garage because we get going. They just kept going. They're gonna get forward. Oh what did they hit? They just won't stop. And I admire this. What is beyond this camera? I've been there. I don't know if you guys have been there. I have. Yeah. Well you've done something bad. Yeah. And you're just like we have to get away from this.

Keep pushing forward. Yeah. I just, what have you guys been doing down here? You know, just, I'd like to see somebody coming up. You guys having some trouble? Hey, boys. Hey guys. Uh, first time, first time driving a cube truck or what's going on boys? You all right? They practically tore the building down.

Yeah, that was a look. That's called, that's called American ingenuity and gumption right there. So shout out to those people in that U-Haul fan. You know, and something in here, whether it be the guy washing his hands in the urinal and then looking and being like, that's not a urinal, is it? And the Europeans saying, whether that or the people driving the U-Haul just back and forth and just causing increasing damage, but never having the idea to back out from where they entered something in here will resonate with what happened. It will be a metaphorical.

You will, and you will understand the metaphor and you'll understand why we've shown these videos or just played the audio for them and us being like, oh no, you can't see it. This election is either going to bring us U-Haul Van or Piss Buck. Yeah. And we'll see what the outcome is. There's no way to know. Yeah, no way to know. Chris Crofton, pleasure having you as always on the Daily Zeitgeist. Thanks. It's a lot of fun and I'm glad to spend this day with you guys. I, um, Oh man, I'm so glad we're here with you too, man. I want everybody to hang in there and, um, and have, uh, you know, have, uh, whatever, I don't know.

Where can people find you follow you? They can find me. I've gone podcast crazy since I've learned how to edit on my Audacity. And I am taking, I'm going on so many dates where I talk about Audacity and, um, first dates and I say Audacity. Yeah, I use it. So I don't know if you've heard of a little somewhere called Audacity. It's sort of new.

It might be, it's a new thing. And I am, so I'm doing Good Morning Got Me Like, Monday, Wednesday, Friday, where I, it's a seven or eight minute podcast where I read, I've been reading out of this book, uh, that my, that I loved during my childhood called Lizard Music. And it's very funny book. And then I read a poem that I, I take the suggestions for the poems off Patreon and then I play part of a song and that's it. And I say good morning and I ring a bell. And it's it's three days a week.

And it's like bite sized, you can listen to it in two seconds. And it's got a song that I'm hoping will be a song that you obviously can only play part of the song, but you can go track it down. And it's a great song to start your day. And I love turning people on to music. And then I've got my cold brew got cold brew got me like that. I do with my brother and now I'm doing cold brew conversations today. And interviewed Jamie Loftus who says hi to everybody.

And it was such a fun thing to talk to her about this sort of stuff as well. And about, you know, she's volunteering at a homeless aid organization. That's she said, that's how making her feel like acting locally, you know, regardless of what happens, also voting. But, but, you know, but, but doing what you can locally is very important. And then, then the rest of it is just like, I got a new record coming out in March. This documentary is done about me. That's been 10 years in the works and that's coming out in March too.

So, uh, there's lots of lots. You can hear me talk even more. Hell yeah. A lot on the way. A lot on the way. Is there work in media you've been enjoying? I guess we've just been talking about work to media. Non-stop.

Yeah. I did a, I did a little thing. Or I mean, I did a little thing. I did the job for once. Like I went and found some media. Oh, hell yeah. I did a little thing called what you guys wanted me to do. Okay.

It's New York times pitch bot. You guys are probably. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I love that guy, Doug J balloon and it's at Doug J balloon. And he said today, if Trump wins, Harris supporters must accept his victory peacefully and without ranker.

And if Harris wins, Harris supporters must be understanding about Trump supporters, violence and rioting. And it's a parody account parodying the New York times. And often the New York times out does him with their. Yeah. I was here in century both sides. You shit on NPR yesterday. Oh, it's so hard You shit on NPR yesterday.

Oh, so hard to listen to NPR. Yeah. Don't don't check people when they're lying out loud. Cause that would be rude, I guess. Yeah. Or saying wrong shit out loud. Yeah. Miles, where can people find you? Is there work media you've been enjoying? Find me laying down. Okay. All right. Cause I need, I need a break. Um, Twitter and Instagram, Miles is a great, you want to hear about basketball podcast, that's miles a break. Twitter and Instagram, miles are great.

You want to hear about basketball? Guys, that's miles and Jack. I'm at boosties. 90 day fiance, which is my escapism. I do that talking on 420 day fiance. Oh, and also shout out the good thief. That documentary podcast that was on the true crime podcast. We won a signal award, which is now I can

say I'm award winning. Okay. Hell yeah. And all I had to do was talk baby. But yeah, that was fantastic. Shout out to everybody involved with that. Yeah, thanks. There is a tweet that I did like actually it's at only a world away. And this is in regards to the peanut, the squirrel shit that's going on. Like as we led into the election is like, this is the tweet I work at the facility where they put down peanut, the squirrel. that's going on. Like as we led into the election, it's like, this is the tweet. I work at the facility where they put down peanut, the squirrel. And after it happened, it was quiet. But then the doctor farted and we all laughed.

Then someone yelled downtown and threw peanut at the novelty basketball hoop on our trashcan. But he missed and peanut hit the wall. And then one more more just a video. This is just something for me and the folks that just have weird misplaced anger issues at times. This is on this is from TikTok. And let me just pull it up. People who talk and they have white stuff right here and right here and then they be falling at the mouth. Do you want me to beat the shit out of you?

I like that. That's from at fee P H E E E E E E E E E E E Yeah, just angry at some little stuff. Yeah, okay, you might beat the shit out of you. By the way, real quick, I just want to say, thank you everybody who got in touch with me and said they watched Devil at Your Heels. So many side gang people watched Devil at Your Heels and they were like, man, this is a good movie. And I was like, God damn it. There we go.

Who the fuck knows, man? You got taste. 10 years later, the one person who can get someone to watch a documentary. I was go. There we go. Fucking nose, man. You got taste. 10 years later. The one person who can get someone to watch a documentary. I was thrilled. I was thrilled that people were sending me pictures of their TV screen and stuff. So it was very fun with Ken Carter on there.

It's like an incredible superpower. You should have to file that with the Legion. Man, I just am grateful to the Zeit Gang for, you know, for being a whatever, nice. Yeah. You can find me on Twitter at Jack underscore O'Brien, tweet I've been enjoying at oldfriend99 tweeted, friendly reminder that gulp is with a hard G.

I once said jolp as my bullies were closing in and it only made matters worse. That's funny. You can find us on Twitter at DailyZiteGuys, we're at The DailyZiteGuys, on Instagram, we have a Facebook fan page, our website DailyZiteGuys.com where we post our episodes and our footnotes. We link off to the information that we talked about today as well as a song that we think you might enjoy.

You can also go check our YouTube channel out. Yeah. Because we now have video versions of some episodes like this one. Yes, exactly. But Miles, is there a song that you think people might enjoy? Yes, there's another surprise, surprise band out of Australia that's pretty cool. They describe their music as hypnotic dance punk, and they're from Melbourne. They're called Gut Health, which I think we can all, you know, use a little bit of that.

Get behind that one. And the track is called Inner Norm. And dude, the fucking bass, the picked bass on this bass line is fucking, it's grooving and it's moving. And I like that. So if you liked like a heavy pick bass, sort of like melodic bass line, this tracks for you. You like a little energy, you like a powerful female vocal, this is it, gut health in her norm.

All right, we will link off to that in the footnote. The Daily Zyde Guys is a production of iHeart Radio for more podcasts from iHeart Radio. Visit the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, wherever you listen to your favorite shows. That's gonna do it for us this morning. Back this afternoon to tell you what happened in the election last night.

I guess maybe we'll be back like this morning. We'll probably try and do an hour. Or we'll have our backs to the wall. We don't know. Yeah, we don't know, but we'll be back at some point today with the episode where we actually talk about the election results and we will talk to you all then. Bye. Bye.

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