The Daily Zeitgeist - Top Stories of 2025: Part 2
Episode Date: December 30, 2025In this special holiday episode, Jack and Miles are joined by Bryan, The Editor to discuss the top 15 stories of 2025!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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Hello, the internet, and welcome to this special year-end episode of
their daily zeitgeist.
I was going to do an ad lib there.
I was trying to think of what was a year-end thing, but I didn't know how to do all-d-ling,
or all-acquaint-and-s be-for-gack.
Do you know the words?
No one knows the words.
How do you know the words?
That's the only part anyone knows.
I don't even know that part.
I don't think that's right.
It's something, something acquaintance.
Well, you impressed the shit out of me.
What is that all the what, but reaper guy?
For all acquaintance be forgot.
Let's see.
Is that the lyrics, should old acquaintance be forgot?
Should all acquaintance.
Shit all.
I don't know shit all about this song.
And never brought to.
What is an old thing zine?
I know we must have talked about this.
This song's trash.
Do do.
What is it even about this?
It's a Scottish song.
Uh, yeah, it's often heard at funerals and graduations.
See, it probably had more meaning before America just started screaming at drunk.
It makes a lot more sense at funerals.
Oh, this song poses a rhetorical question.
Is it right for old times to be forgotten?
The answer is generally interpreted as a call to remember longstanding friendships.
All right.
So I don't know what an old langt is.
A bittersweet way to say goodbye to the year and hello to the new year.
For all the war crimes we forgot.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, we're against those now.
We're against those now.
Well, who did them?
Don't worry about it.
What party are they in?
The context matters.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is a podcast where you take a deep dive into American shared consciousness.
And for the end of the year, we like to take a deep dive into the year that was.
And ask the question for, should all old acquaintance be forgot when those acquaintance
are news stories that tortured our soul?
my name is Jack O'Brien
and I'm thrilled to be joined
as always by my co-host, Mr.
Miles Ray!
Yes, yes.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
I am still in a bathrobe.
I considered recording this laying down
to give people the energy
as if we will be experienced.
You can't, I can't hear that.
You can hear when I'm laying down.
You can tell.
No, I can hear when when Jack
is reading a really brutal story.
He starts clutching his face.
You can hear my hand on my face.
Change.
Just like, oh, God.
Oh, fuck, damn it.
God.
What happened now?
You can definitely hear that you be laying down.
Yeah, it's this.
Okay, lay down challenge.
We'll see if you hear me next time.
The C on the side of my face.
We're joined by the man behind the Zoom chat from parts unknown.
He's been called the silent majority.
What a weird nickname to give yourself.
Yeah.
It's Brian the editor.
Brian.
I called him the silent.
I was having an off day that day.
You don't have to call me.
I won't quit.
I won't quit.
Don't quit.
Just don't quit.
Making threats.
Can't stop.
Won't stop.
All right.
So this is where we are counting down the top 15 stories of the year, 15 through 11.
A bunch of fucking bangers, dude.
Yeah, dude.
We got the guerrilla versus man.
Guerrillas versus man.
Yep.
That was 11.
We got my name is Chad.
That was, you're going all out of order.
That was 13.
We got the sandwich assassin.
That was 14.
We got the boo-boo.
15 and 12 the widow Kirk did we do that do it in that order anyways no no yeah so this is this is where we count down the top stories of the year how are we ranking them are they the best stories our favorite yeah sure
ranking them by annoyance we rank them in a similar methodology to how FIFA gives out the peace award in that you won't really know and it's kind of up to us and how we're feeling it's like you know time
man of the year where people are like, do they
like Hitler? He's like, I don't
know, he's just the man of the year.
Hey, a lot of people are talking about this Hitler, huh?
Yeah, a lot of people
gotta say, number one
number one with a bullet.
No, these are just the stories that
gave us the most joy or pain.
One of the two.
Not so, not we tried to, we did say
like in the last episode, we tried to
in pain, sunshine
and rain, sing it too much.
I think we wanted to avoid.
The real
So much stuff
The real heavy shit.
Yeah, yeah.
All right.
I said so much sundowning.
Oh, yeah.
Give it up.
Sun down.
Go ahead and pain.
Trump's sun down and rain.
Okay.
All right.
And we might get to that in this in this countdown.
I think so.
This very episode.
It's entirely possible.
Although I think Brian was talking about me.
When he talked about sundowning.
No, this is just the sundown episode.
The sundown.
that is this does always feel like the part the time of the year because we're doing three a days at this point no longer the two which we said two two few recordings we're adding a third recording every day and you may notice that at this time a year words start getting left out words start getting added in we are at our limit huh yeah we're a little bit more incoherent so if you ever wanted to know what it was like to hear
us record drunk this is like you know unless it's like recalling all all of this shit that
happened over the we're constantly asking old stories that happened this year yeah did that out of this
year because so much goofy shit happens in a year and i'm gonna say we've been going back through these
i've been like okay and this one i think happened in back in february and then you go back and it's like
september yeah yeah yeah there might be a bunch of stories we're leaving out from the beginning uh of the
year. But guess what? That's what time does. Time's the best editor. It cuts out all the riff-raff.
So we got a couple bangers, bangars from the early part of the year. I think our number one is
from the early part of the year. Yeah. But yeah, a lot of more recent ones. We're going to start
off with an honorable Menchie. Didn't make the top 15. Yeah. Just just the. Keep trying. Keep trying,
the team, the selection committee was like, God, we'd love, we'd love to include them. We'd love to
include Taylor Swift and
Travis Kelsey in our top
15. Yeah. Super producer Victor
is demanding a recount. Okay.
Well, he just broke a window. What the
fuck? Victor settled. Yeah, that's your
own house, dude.
You gotta pay for
that. This was a big
news when Taylor Swift announced
her engagement to
human oak tree, Travis
Kelsey, and people
were, you know, mad and
happy for the various reasons that people
get mad and happy about every Taylor Swift
piece of news. My main thing
with this one was the way that the
right responded to this
immediately being like
oh, he's going to put a baby in her.
Yeah.
What the fuck? Yeah, that was the vibe.
Ben Shapiro in his everlasting
quest to like have mainstream
cultural relevancy. Couldn't
get that FYC, couldn't get that
four year consideration campaign to give him
a nomination for the Golden Globes
despite wearing very cool sunglasses.
at the end of the year.
A suede jacket, yeah.
He said, this is ironically an excellent thing.
Oh, God.
I hope many other single people follow their example.
And then Charlie Kirk back to date this one a little bit.
Okay.
Founder of Turning Point USA said he hopes Swift and Kelsey have lots of kids and end up very happy.
Hope you end up very happy.
Who says, I hope you end up happy?
Taylor Swift might go from a cat lady to a J.D. Vant supporter and we should celebrate
that we should have more children than she has houses or she should have more children than she has
houses okay he implored her to reject feminism adding submit to your husband taylor you are not
in charge oh boy and yet look at them no nowhere nowhere near pregnant greggnant yeah what's wrong
you are keeping close tabs on that i am i do miles they haven't been married yet they're not
together as man and wife away.
You're not really trying.
Then you're not really about that shit then, dude.
Right.
You should be having a baby out of wedlock, dude.
I don't know what.
I'm entirely correct.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
You should just be singing songs.
I would actually not be surprised if they haven't had sex because that album that she
released where she has like songs about how good his penises.
Yeah, how that would work.
How just like heroic and wonderful his penises.
Like, that's so horny.
It's almost like, I don't know.
I think this is the benefit of a long,
a long distance relationship maybe is that she's just like,
God damn it.
Are,
are,
do people blame her for the chiefs not doing well this season?
Like,
has that boomerang come on?
They did well last season,
like better than they had any right doing last season.
Oh,
so I feel like people probably can't quite blame them.
I think,
did they win a championship with her in the picture?
I forget,
like when they got together.
either.
I don't even know.
I wish I...
Anyways, they are having a tough...
They're having a tough go of it.
We all feel very sorry for them.
I didn't see it.
But, yeah, I just...
It's wild that the right is so hungry
for a, like, media win
and media relevancy
that they're trying to draft
Taylor Swift's unborn children
onto their team.
They've got to.
Yeah.
Yeah, it does us feel very racial draft.
Like, as if there aren't any other
rich white children running around.
Yeah,
they're not fucking cool.
The other one would be like if Sydney
Sweeney hooked up with Chuck Liddell or something.
They've got Apple.
Apple Martin.
Apple Martin's not.
No, dude.
She's like all RD and shit.
Yeah.
She's probably Antifa.
Yeah, you're right.
What was your dream,
your wish casting for the right?
It was Sydney Sweeney and like Chuck Lidale or some UFC fighter.
They'd be like, yes, exactly.
She's just pregnant with.
with a black eye all the time
the babies
comes out with a black eye
everyone I don't know what's going on
yeah I feel like that's what they want genetic
yeah all right
on to the actual number 10
on our list and we're cracking the top 10
hold on to your butts folks because
it is Pete Hague Seth
in a few short months
maybe even one month
went from calling all the generals
together for what
a lot of people were worried was going to be like
we're starting world war three boys
we're taking it back it's retro
it's cool we're gonna do it
and instead he just like
gave a long rambling
speech actually it was like
it wasn't rambling I shouldn't say that
it was a long very practiced speech
including pauses
for laughter and
claps and for like
uproarious applause that just were
filled with room
tone and silence
just like the buzzing of the
A.V. equipment. Yeah, all the crickets
even died. Yeah, the crickets all
killed themselves in the first five
minutes of his speech. And
I don't know why
I guess like when you're
kind of drunk and
flying off of whatever he's on
you're not doing a lot of like
what would the audience think?
You know? It's pure impulse.
And so he's up there giving a speech
about how his audience are all
fat bucks, like fat
sobs. And then he's
expecting them to be like yeah he's definitely like he was middling even when he was enlisted
you know what i mean and now i think all those people like this guy sucks and now he's dictating
to us what the policies are of the department of war he definitely like yeah it was always like
there's not going to be women because they're weak bro you know what i mean like they got to
get out of here too it's just going to be bro versus bro you know what i mean and we can use slurs
we can fucking assault people like violently you know what i mean because that's how we're
a heart in the soldiers.
Yeah, it was a very fucking, I think
what started off is terrifying because you're
like, oh my God, why is
every, like, you know,
a higher up officer in the military
being summoned to one place?
Is this a purge or an announcement
of some like crazy military campaign?
And like, oh, it's worse because
it's this moron who's doing
a rah-rah speech that went absolutely
nowhere. Yeah. But also
not quite as bad because
it does seem like everybody fucking hates
him and that the
Pentagon is like not
you know not on board
depends on what day
he did help with morale though
when he proceeded
soon after that to
kill a boat full of people
not the first time that that happened
no at the bottom
people like close to 100 people
have been killed so far with all these
quote unquote narco terrorist boat strikes
yeah uh they
they followed a boat and we're like
those look like drug people
I know a drug person when I see it
And from his speech to the Paniccan
You could tell that he's always right
About these sorts of things
And then they shot the boat with a missile
Exploded it from front to bad
The whole thing was a ball of flame
And then there were two people clinging
To debris
And then he ordered
That they go back and kill those people
Which pretty clear cut war crime
And no that's not what I said
I said kill them all
and don't leave anyone like he decided to go back
I just said kill him all
kill them all
and I back the admiral yeah yeah and then
he he proceeded to consolidate
his grasp on all these generals
by throwing an admiral who was
taking orders from him completely
under the bus as Miles
reference not a good look
what's so disorienting about the boat strike
story is just the
inconsistent application of the
definition of war crime in a
We care about that now.
Yeah, just like, it is so fucking convenient that it's like, well,
Hags, I don't like Hegseth.
So that's, that's a, any other war crimes that were committed under our watch,
it depends on if I like the guy or if I can use it like rhetorically.
Otherwise, you know, famously.
The flexible use of the term narco-terrorism, because to me,
the biggest narco-terrorists are the United States government.
Sure, right.
They've waged so much terrorism on their own people and never admitted that it was a thing.
So that's nice.
That's in progress.
I mean,
we released some files that kind of implied that,
but I'm not going to admit it.
Yeah.
Loud is kind of the gist there.
But yeah,
that's what's always really fucking,
like every time I hear that it's,
it's really disorienting.
And that's a war crime.
And that should not happen.
And you're like,
please review all of the policies of the United States
if we're being serious here.
Yeah.
But definitely shouldn't.
And you get great.
Welcome to the team, brother.
Glad,
glad you're noticing this.
for the first time.
Should apply across the board.
But hey, it is a bit like people being like,
I don't like Donald Trump because he doesn't even try to get away with it.
He just does the thing and doesn't,
he's not even a good liar.
Yeah, we used to have to try.
That's the main thing.
That's my main issue is the decorum.
Oh, it's not the disappearing of people.
The what?
I don't know.
I don't know those people.
I don't know anybody.
You know somebody?
Yeah.
They're bad guys, my else.
No, the, the narco-terrorism designation does feel very like those dystopian
sci-fi things where like you see like the propaganda news broadcast and like and they were
part of the terrorist organization.
Oh, of course, of course.
Yeah.
Had to die.
And in and we looked back and I know it seemed like an innocent wedding party, but we
actually went back into their files.
Uh-huh.
There was a lot of shit hidden in there.
A lot of weird stuff they were Googling.
That's right.
So anyway.
We entered the year in a bit of a, not we, but America entered the year with a bit of
tech optimism, you know?
I think the majority of people were like,
Elon Musk won the election for Donald Trump.
What can't these guys do?
And I feel like we're in a different place.
And it's thanks to some amazing seizing of the moment from various tech companies.
There's obviously the AI that keeps telling people to kill themselves or that they're like
the secret savior of mankind when they're like, I think I invented a new math.
They're like, you know what?
I think you did, sir.
Yeah.
There was the Tesla bot Kung Fu display where it just looks.
It looked like a video you would see of like heartwarming,
95-year-old gets his black belt.
And it's like, you know, it's not going to actually look cool.
Like, the person looks like they're unsteady on their feet.
And that's what the Tesla one looks like.
And it was also doing practice punches and kicks and stuff
that was like completely in line with the person.
that they were practicing against
almost like it was a fucking programmed
it was nonsense
and the movements were truly like
oh your uncle got a group on for fucking
taekwondo classes
and now at the fucking Christmas dinner
he's gonna show you a fucking demo
that's very like I guess
technically that looks like martial arts
but can we go now
because it's like this thing's gonna kick my ass
everything that Elon Musk put out this year
was like very like there
there were also his appearances on Rogan
where he's like,
listen to it,
say,
call your mom a bitch whore.
And just like dying laughing
while Joe Rogan can't even like muster.
He tried,
a fake laugh.
He did his best.
He tried.
He kept trying to take it back to like,
damn,
like if you think about it,
though,
like that's actually crazy
that it's even saying that right now.
Like,
this thing's just getting better
and funnier and better and better.
Yeah.
The self-driving cars
running red,
lights and, like, freaking out like a student driver.
Do you remember that one?
Were you out there.
No, there's one.
It was like trying to take a left turn.
We all started getting like real shaky as it came to a red light.
And then it just like went around traffic and through a busy intersection.
Yeah.
But my favorite at number nine has to be Mark Zuckerberg's much anticipated demo of
meta's new AI glasses.
So sick.
Dude, super.
Remember, he was calling this shit super intelligence.
Yeah.
He's like, this is next.
So this is super intelligence.
What are you going to call it?
It's fucking super intelligence.
You're basically Superman.
800 for a fucking pair.
Oh, what can it do, asshole?
Check this shit out.
Yeah.
Make you look like a fucking loser with $800 glasses on.
I know, I know what the listeners are saying.
Guys, this wasn't this year.
Like now everybody around me has these AI glasses on.
They're everywhere.
It seems like they've always been here.
It really was very,
recent. It was just September
when Mark Zuckerberg dropped these on the world
and everybody around you
started wearing them, oh wait, I haven't
seen a single fucking pair. I've seen
one pair in the wild. You have?
I only see them in like weird TikToks
where dudes are trying to pick up on women or something.
Yeah, exactly. People were doing weird.
Like on social media, it's always dudes doing really.
It's like food reviewers and
pickup artists.
Food reviewers or perverts.
Who do you think I hang out with guys?
That's my crew. That's my
True. A little bit of Colmane. Dangerous night's crew. Yeah. It's actually mostly food review.
Real straight-laced bunch. But yeah, here he is doing the demo where, again, he was like, dude, this thing can just look at food and give you a recipe, like, when it works.
Hey, Meta, start live AI. Yeah, so he throws to his homie.
Starting live AI. Okay, there's a little delay, but we're back on track.
You have here with soy sauce and other ingredients. Looking at his ingredients. How can I help?
Hey, can you help me make a Korean-inspired steak sauce for my steak sandwich here?
You can make a Korean-inspired steak sauce using soy sauce, sesame oil.
What do I do first?
Damn, let her finish.
Oh, see, this is what you get for interruption?
That was not a, the window, the video did not freeze.
So now grade a pair to add to the sauce.
Oh, look, he's just going on with the recipe.
Uh-oh.
Yeah, sorry, it skipped three steps.
you're literally laughing it
so now grate the pair
and gently combine it with the base sauce
all right I think the Wi-Fi might be messed up
sorry back to you Mark
it's all good
it's all good it's all good
it's all good I don't care
I don't care I don't care I actually think this is hilarious
the whole thing is that you spend years
making technology and then the Wi-Fi
at the day kind of
oh it's the why you fucking coward
also it's not the fucking Wi-Fi at the most
I said this at the time.
Steve Jobs already tried that excuse 20 years ago at an iPhone keynote.
It didn't work then.
Also, it clearly was not an issue with the Wi-Fi.
It wasn't like freezing up.
It was skipping steps the way that everyone who has used AI knows that like trying to.
Jack, all you do is you take the ingredients in the proper quantities and then you cook them.
And that those are the instructions.
I see that you've already combined the ingredients, Brian.
yeah what do you do first it's the it's the wife i said the guitar is out of tune red slacks is a hit
no it's a fucking l but it's a massive l brother there were so many also good ones the one that i wasn't
there for that i wish i was there for was the fucking the russian so um yes a i bought yeah let's put
this in let's put this in international context because right right china on the
other hand is not solely ruled by Hologar.
They've got like a strong central government that is, you know,
taking some of the money that people make and then putting it back into technology
to like try and make themselves competitive or whatever,
probably doing all sort of people shit.
Or whatever. I don't know.
Yeah, we wouldn't know in this country.
Competitive. Yeah.
But, you know, they,
they dropped an AI that was like open source and cost way less money and was better
than the ones in the U.S.
And they also gave us the first robot that people were like, wait, okay, this, like, we've been
expecting a robot for a long time where we were like, damn, that's actually pretty impressive.
And we've gotten like those like robot dog, Boston dynamic things that people say are like
pre-programmed, but we're like you're seeing the one out of 100 where it was like sick and like doing
good work.
And when they tried to send it out in the wild, it got.
kicked over by people in Philadelphia.
As it should be. So they dropped a robot
on people that was
walking very smoothly to the
point that people were like
unzipped the back of that thing. There's a
person in that. Walking very smoothly. Walking very
sexually. Yeah. I know. It's
sultry. It's different. It's like... You made it real sexy
like you assay. Boss.
It also... It had hip sway.
It got, it's, and it's got hips.
It's got... This robot's got
at all. It has more ass than it has any
right to have. They were just like, yeah, give it.
Let's make it thick.
I mean, this is what happens when a bunch of men build the perfect specimen.
Right.
And it will have this waist to hip ratio and walk like this.
But, yeah, I mean, that, call that motherfucker Christopher, because it was walking.
Okay?
It was smooth.
And to the point where they're like,
and call that motherfucker Christopher, because it could be my guest anytime.
I feel like they got a, they like did mocap on like a dancer to get that walk.
They're just very specific.
Like an actor.
Yeah, yeah.
There's a lot of, I mean, it has a, it has like the walk of like a main character.
I think it was rather than being like, we've achieved bipedal motion.
And it's walking like an 80 year old man.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it always walks like a very old person who's on.
Yeah, it always looks like an old person who's walking on ice.
Like the bipedal robots like from the start.
Like, yeah, they got that dog.
But then like you see the bipedal ones and they're always like,
yeah.
This one literally looked like it was about to do wushu or something crazy.
Yeah.
It's walking also like a T-1000, too.
Like, it's walking you down with like a menacing style too.
I'm like, uh, this is, yeah, anyway.
So that was wild.
Like real casual, real sexy, just like you asked boss.
And then so that's like a view of like what technology is going to look like in the future.
But if we want to know what technology is going to look like in our future, because America,
is not on its way to becoming the next China,
it's on the way to becoming the next Russia.
I mean, as we align our foreign policies.
Yeah, yeah, completely.
And we got to see what Russia's answer
to all that ass was.
Yeah.
And this thing was a triumph.
Man, those sanctions are hitting.
The sanctions are hitting over there, bro.
I don't know what is going on,
but this, I wish I was there.
I remember I put this in the,
dock that day, but I was out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is actually our first
time getting to hear your thoughts on this.
Here it comes. It's playing
the Rocky theme. It's playing
the Rocky theme. And it's hot
stepping. It's doing the
walk you're talking about. Yes.
It's the old person on ice.
Your grandpa got a bunch of water
in his boots. It's like
that thing where it's like, you know, when an old person
is falling for like 60 seconds before
they hit the ground, it looks like that.
This is the part, too, because you can kind of tell it strokes out.
Like, if you watch the left foot, they try to make it wave.
And it waves, and then it doesn't know what to do with the rest of the spot.
The heels not on the ground.
Oh, here it go.
They're reaching up.
It's got people with them.
There it goes.
The torso blew off.
So it falls over forward.
They're already, like, grabbing it.
It looked so drunk.
Nothing has ever looked.
A drunk person has never looked at this drunk.
It hits the ground and the entire fucking.
chest piece blows off and scatters it's like it's like when when your AirPods fall out
and like just shoot like why'd they spring load those in there like the funny part to me is it's exactly
like an old person like they're gonna fall in about 30 seconds yeah you just know it's coming
and it and they know too the handlers are like watch him watch him watch i don't know why they didn't
jump in sooner because it was so clear it was going to fall over oh yeah and like just this freeze frame
it looks like he said some wild racist shit at a bar
and then fell over like because he's so drunk
and embarrass himself and then the friend's like
come on Rich come on man
we gotta get out of here
then they came out with a satin sheet
moment is you think you've seen the best part
of it and then they pull
a black curtain across the stage
and it's tied up
and so it's just it's not covering shit
this frame too
it's like he's got
It's a murder scene.
They're trying to do
nothing to see here.
It's like,
yeah,
like as if like when
there's like a grisly
car accident and like
a body's been ejected,
they're like,
you cover that up, man.
But they just,
did they have that tart
ready there just in case
it failed?
Even the,
their failure protocol was so poorly reversed.
Yeah, because the failure protocol
did not work very well.
No,
that sheet was twisted up.
Look at this.
And it's late.
It seems more imprubed.
They already scooted the fucker off.
And nothing to see here,
actually.
That actually didn't happen.
What you just saw is it was not,
was not as a robot
anyways.
That's like the most
the Trumpiest shit dude
also too
just the rocky theme
and this little
fucking shit bot
comes out
and like the two people
who are so powerful
who are like
yes
right yes
and everyone else
like this is such a fucking
L
why would you even
like there are toys
that operate better than this
yeah
all right
let's take a quick break
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We have a top eight, a seven, hell, even a six coming up in just a bit.
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Who would you call if the unthinkable happened?
I just fell and started screaming.
If you lost someone you loved in the most horrific way.
I said through your 22 times.
The police, right?
But what if the person you're supposed to go to for help?
is the one you're the most afraid of.
This dude is the devil.
He's a snake.
He'll hurt you.
I got you.
I got you.
I'm Nikki Richardson,
and this is The Girlfriends, Untouchable.
Detective Roger Golubski spent decades
intimidating and sexually abusing
black women across Kansas City,
using his police badge
to scare them into silence.
This is the story of a detective
who seemed above the law
until we came together
to take him down.
I told Roger Galooski, I said,
you're going to see my face
till the day that you die.
Listen to the girlfriends,
untouchable, on the IHeart Radio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
Dad had the strong belief
that the devil was attacking us.
Two brothers, one devout household,
two radically different paths.
Gabe Ortiz became one of
of the highest ranking law enforcement officers in Texas.
32 years, total law enforcement experience.
But his brother Larry, he stayed behind and built an entirely different legacy.
He was the head of this gang, and nobody was going to tell him what to do.
He going to push that line for the calls.
Took us under his wing and showed us the game, as they call it.
When Larry is murdered, Gabe is forced to confront the past he tried to leave behind
and uncover secrets he never saw coming.
My dad had a whole other life that we never knew about.
Like, my mom started screaming my dad's name, and I just heard one gunshot.
The Brothers Ortiz is a gripping true story about faith, family,
and how two lives can drift so far apart and collide in the most devastating way.
Listen to the Brothers Ortiz on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
The moments that shape us often begin with a simple question.
What do I want my life to look like now?
I'm Dr. Joy Harden Bradford, and on therapy for black girls, we create space for honest conversations about identity, relationships, mental health, and the choices that help us grow.
As cybersecurity expert, Camille Stewart Gloucester reminds us, we are in a divisive time where our comments are weaponized against us.
And so what we find is a lot of black women are standing up and speaking out because they feel.
the brunt of the pain.
Each week, we explore the tools and insights that help you move with purpose.
Whether you're navigating something new or returning to yourself.
If you're ready for thoughtful guidance and grounded support, this is the place for you.
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And we're back.
And speaking of ones that we were out for,
I was out for this next one.
I just came back.
Oh, that's right.
Yeah, it was Pahlavi.
Yeah.
I came back and it was,
this is,
what happened in here?
What are we talking about baby drug fires?
This one has to win sound bite of the year.
Oh, easily.
And I got to say,
this is the only show that's on it.
When you write the quote into Google,
it's just T.
Z sound bites over and over.
There's a New York Times article
that talks about his general run
where he made this claim.
But nobody's got that sound, that
perfect little soundbite.
It's right there, baby.
My infant nearly died.
Uh-huh.
In a drug fire.
When?
After mass shootings.
No.
It tells you everything you need to know right there.
Wait, so, Jay, are you telling me that
no one else picked up on how
absurd that statement was?
The New York Times did a little
bit of debunking, but when you
write those words into Google,
it's like TDZ Instagram,
TDZ Reddit.
This is the number one.
Dude, it's so, it was so,
I mean, I guess maybe,
well, obviously, I don't count on the New York Times
to do much, or as if to be like,
guys, this was the most hard hitting journalism
we've done, okay, is to get hung up
on this stupid sound bite. But just the idea,
like on its face, it was so
absurd because this is, and with the background,
of trying to justify a federal invasion of D.C.
Right.
And in justifying that, you needed propagandists like Benny Johnson out here to say shit,
like, oh my God, D.C. is so bad.
You know how bad?
My infant nearly died.
Oh, my God.
In a drug fire.
In a drug fire?
For mass shootings.
And mass shootings.
So you have maybe you have infanticide, you have drug fires, mass shootings.
mass shootings.
This club has every.
This city has everything.
So I thank you, Mr. Trump.
I thank you from the bottom of my heart.
Let's see.
Let's just go through a couple details here
because he did, in fact, live in Washington, D.C.
So no lies detected.
This was in a piece on Benny Johnson,
the speaker of said quote,
right-wing influencer,
that they were like,
this guy's like a plagiarist and a known liar,
and he's been like proven
to be full of shit
over and over and over again.
So I looked into it.
In fact,
according to this New York Times article,
police records show
nobody has been murdered
since at least 2017
on the block where Mr.
Johnson lived.
And his home was not burned.
His next door neighbor's house
was burned.
So doing a little bit of,
I don't know,
exaggeration.
Yeah.
Would you say it?
Yeah.
That I think,
or just,
just fucking lying,
you know.
My home was,
burned to the ground.
People were murdered in my front yard.
Was what he said elsewhere in the thing.
And the police were like that.
Nobody was murdered.
There was a shooting on your block.
Right.
People were taking to the hospital.
Maybe give him the benefit of the dance.
Maybe his kid got a cough from the smoke from the fire next door.
Right.
Nearly died after mass shootings.
No, it was the drug fire after.
It wasn't the mass shootings.
I'll be genuine here.
here it wasn't it was absolutely so did the mass shooting trigger the drug fire is my question no it's in this
one he's basically throwing together three events that he's trying to create as like an omni crisis that he was
experiencing where his baby nearly died in the mass shooting after it's not causal no it's just three
that's just how fenced up dc is man and also three coincidences it's i think it's also just funny too
like when you do shit like this and you just show you absolutely don't give a shit about anything around
you or the area you're in you're like oh my
I got to get out of this fucking place.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
No connection.
Yeah.
What about the people that almost actually died in a house fire?
Or people are like going to, no, no, these are merely just sort of inputs that I use to generate my victimhood.
That's right.
I mean, Donald Trump will tell you, there's young women walking through the White House all the time.
They say, thank you, Mr. President.
Exactly.
And I don't follow up with them.
You should see it.
I know what they're saying.
And they're saying, thank you for cleaning up the streets.
You're like Stephen Seagal in many ways.
You're saved me.
I go through there and I'm walking through the White House and who's there but
George Washington himself and Abraham Lincoln and they're very still.
They're very stoic.
You did this one quote about how young, he runs into young women.
Yeah.
He runs into young women in the White House.
Like, you mean the people who work for you?
This is like, it's clearly a lie you've been saying since you used to say on the streets of Manhattan.
Right.
Yeah, yeah.
And then now you've just adapted it to be like, yeah, the other.
place where people are free flowing through
the just like the streets of Manhattan,
the White House. But one more time, Benny.
My infant nearly died.
Uh-huh.
In a drug fire.
In a drug fire.
After mass shootings.
Okay.
Multiple mass shootings.
Oh, God.
People were murdered in my front yard, bro.
Yeah, yeah.
What about those people?
They're not real people.
We actually asked the, we asked the police and they said,
they don't matter.
They don't matter.
They don't matter.
all at all. The annoying thing is that my driveway was stained. Right. Yeah, exactly.
To buy a new, more powerful pressure washer. Do you know what smoke damage is like to
remediate? That shit costs so much money. We have a seven by 10 foot Ethan Allen rug that we might
have to throw out. We had to redo all of our window treatments. All of it. Oh, God. Anyways,
the real victim. We had to take a moment to stop down and honor the real victim, which is Benny
Johnson. Yep, yep. And another victim, too. I guess this is our next one, too. Yeah, another victim. Number seven, J.D. Vance killed the Pope.
Yes. Remember this, folks. Yes, I love that. I love, I love this one because we're just adding more to the lore of J.D. Vance, not only couch copulator in chief, but papal side. Is that the word?
Papal side, yeah. Yeah, yeah. A little side.
of papal side.
I came up on the crime side,
the papal side.
Staying alive.
Uh-huh.
There's no jive.
Yeah.
Yeah, there's a good picture.
One of the last pictures we have of
his eminence,
Pope Francis,
alive.
And it is J.D.
Vance walking up to him with both arms
out in front of him, like he
isn't moving his arms.
And the Pope looking like he knew
it was coming.
It looked like as if he's,
like, the devil has been
threatening the Pope his entire life.
And Satan, like, you will see me, Francis.
And then when he saw J.D. Vance, he's like, oh, shit.
It's always easy to forget that J.D. Vance is a Catholic because he has, like, such
born-again Christian.
He's a convert, right?
Yeah, but he's like that new type of Catholic.
I know.
Like, he just converted, and he's way too excited about it and is.
Doesn't actually know what it is.
Doesn't know what it is.
Well, being Catholic, no, I don't know.
what it is um but i i don't know it seems cool you get you eat way first like my favorite part is
you can be the as big a piece of shit as you want and at the end if you say sorry you get to go to
heaven that's right yeah that is true yeah do you think that's what it is like it's just uh
of no i'm like i'm more saying in the sense that like it's really so shallow enough to be
like god i'm a piece of shit i think i need to do this and then hopefully like i don't burn
yeah maybe just in case it's got to hedge my
bets. Just in case, man.
That guy was wager, baby.
Yeah.
His reaction was like anyone who saw that Tom Petty concert right before he died in
LA. He was just like immediately like, yo,
yo, this is kind of crazy, dude.
Like, I was just, damn, dog, I was just with him.
I just met him was like his response.
It was so stupid.
Yeah.
But yeah, if this was any other person,
these guys would be freaking out about if the people,
Like, they're, they're just letting off so much smoke that they're the Antichrist.
Like, JD Vance, Peter Thiel.
Like, if they weren't so weird and annoying about claiming everybody else was the Antichrist,
they would be like, this is.
That's what's freaking me out.
I'm like, well, shit, is this real?
There's an antichrist.
Yeah.
Do I need to get right?
Because if they look like it, especially with the Joe Rogan, what's more virgin than
computer, AI will be.
be Jesus. I'm like, oh, you're trying to
I mean, they're trying to speed run this new
like techno-religiosity shit,
but fine,
you know, but I do not believe
all the controversies you hear about robotheism.
We'll just say that. Yeah.
I just want to say right up front.
Up front, what is it? Just don't believe
the slander. Don't believe the haters.
Okay.
Sounds like such a great way to introduce a concept.
I'm not going to tell you my name necessarily, but I will
tell you don't believe the haters are they did they like did the gpt like learn from catholicism
to be like a day you never heard okay before hold on just before you ask what it is don't believe
all this shit you hear okay reminds me that's still a berry line from i t crabby's like there were
rumors that there was a rumor but that was just bullshit but yeah i mean peter teale was all over the
place given his antichrist lectures while also being like does humanity needs
to come to an end so a better robot future
could take over? I don't know.
Maybe. These are just questions.
30 second pause while he just like starts sweating
profusely. I know he's sweating like
a demon pretending to be a human and it's like
absolutely taking to your limit. We're like,
I'm losing it. I know a guy who's absolutely
at his limit. His name is Peter Keel.
That is a way that Satan kills
in movies. I'm pretty sure in the Amityville
horror there's a part where
like a priest comes face to face with the evil spirit in the house and like almost dies and then
in the exorcist like a priest is trying to you know go up against the evil spirit and gets like thrown
out of a window yeah yeah and like it's down a flight of stairs like to meet the pope and have
the pope die immediately while you're selling yourself as like the number one catholic that's
not an insignificant amount of smoke to people who like believe in catholicism like that that's kind of
You mean people who are highly, highly superstitious?
Yeah.
To just be like, yeah, hours later, the dang Pope died.
Are there any Catholics, though, that look, that are, I mean, that are mumbling about that?
I don't know.
They better.
I was really not open.
I'm over here mumbling about it.
You got to.
Or else, what's the point of all these fucking ghost stories?
Right.
What's the fun?
Like, why are we not?
Like, that is, like, Catholic Church is missing.
All the ghost story and exorcism stuff is pushed by the Catholic Church.
to make it. And you got one right here. Hello.
You got a great one right here. Someone you don't like the new American Pope. And by the way, this might just be what it took to get an American Pope. And honestly, when you look at J.D. Vance's face, he looks like someone you would cast in one of those 70s, Exorcist movies as like an Antichrist. He has that look. Yeah. Yeah. And the deep set eyes. And yeah. It's also the eyelinery, thick eyelashes, too. Because I always say he looks like he's part of Zod's crew from Superman. A little bit.
Yeah. Maybe we can keep him in a 2D triangle or something.
Just like weak chinned Zod, homie.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
But they all kind of got the sort of dark hair,
beautifully manicured beard, dreamy eyes.
Just a sense of humor.
Huge size 13.
Massive.
He'd be so funny if he was like actually wearing a 10 and a half,
but he was always trying to fill out of 13.
He's like, just clomp, clomp, clop, plopping around.
Like he leaves that.
tissue paper in the toe.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He doesn't even realize that other people take it out.
It keeps your toes warm.
They know the tissue at the end?
The what?
For packing it.
Yeah, for your feet to stay warm.
All right, let's take another break.
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Who would you call if the unthinkable happened?
I just fell and started screaming.
If you lost someone you loved in the most horrific way.
I said through you y'all 22 times.
The police, right?
But what if the person you're supposed to go to for help
is the one you're the most afraid of?
This dude is the devil.
He's a snake.
He'll hurt you.
I'm Nikki Richardson, and this is The Girlfriends, Untouchable.
Detective Roger Galoopsky spent decades intimidating and sexually abusing black women across Kansas City,
using his police badge to scare them into silence.
This is the story of a detective who seemed above the law until we came together to take him down.
I told Roger Galoopsky, I said, you're going to see my face till the day that you die.
Listen to the girlfriends, Untouchable, on the IHeart Radio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
Dad had the strong belief that the devil was attacking us.
Two brothers, one devout household, two radically different paths.
Gabe Ortiz became one of the highest-ranking law enforcement officers in Texas.
32 years, total law enforcement experience.
But his brother Larry, he stayed behind and built an entirely different legacy.
He was the head of this gang, and nobody was going to tell him what to do.
You're going to push that line for the cause.
Took us under his wing and showed us the game, as they call it.
When Larry is murdered, Gabe is forced to confront the past he tried to leave behind
and uncover secrets he never saw coming.
My dad had a whole other life that we never knew about.
Like, my mom started screaming my dad's name, and I just heard one gunshot.
The brothers Ortiz is a gripping true story about faith, family,
and how two lives can drift so far apart and collide in the most.
devastating way. Listen to the Brothers Ortiz on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your
podcasts. The moments that shape us often begin with a simple question. What do I want my life to look
like now? I'm Dr. Joy Hardin Bradford. And on therapy for black girls, we create space for honest
conversations about identity, relationships, mental health, and the choices that help us grow. As
Cybersecurity expert Camille Stewart Gloucester reminds us.
We are in a divisive time where our comments are weaponized against us.
And so what we find is a lot of black women are standing up and speaking out because they feel the brunt of the pain.
Each week, we explore the tools and insights that help you move with purpose.
Whether you're navigating something new or returning to yourself.
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And, you know, all the rage with the kids is here, fucking brain rot.
And I think there's a good dang reason is because the dang president's brain's rotten.
Yep.
You know what I'm saying?
Yep.
Number six on the list.
No, no, no.
Number six, six.
The six God himself, Donald Trump's.
So many stories about his brain melting.
It could have taken up both six and seven.
Oh, wow.
How much this guy's dang brain is rotten?
The two hemispheres of the brain when you do six, seven.
There was a moment towards the end of the election where he like was really like out on his feet, like just seemed to be losing it.
That I was like, oh shit.
Like if Kamala wins, this would be it for Trump.
Like, his brain is breaking.
She just has to come out and blow on him a little bit.
Just like, all we need is that he just needs a slight push.
And he's gone for good.
Like, that would be the end of the mega movement because he's not going to hold up for another four years.
And obviously, that was way too wishful for, like, Kamala's ability to garner votes,
the mainstream Democratic Party's ability to get votes.
However, what we're seeing instead is that he won and that shit is happening.
His brain is rotting.
It's like cotton candy that somebody poured coke on.
It's just...
Fizzling out.
It evaporates.
Just a big brown cloud after.
So I don't know.
Do we just want to like talk about our favorite?
Like there's a great...
There's enough to fill out a Oscar category of nominees for favorite brain
rotted-ass moment of the year with our president.
Every single one.
It's more just like, what were the ones that weren't terrifying?
Do you guys want to go individually?
Like, what were your personal favorites?
I'm going to give a list of nominees.
Okay.
There was the...
Had you do that?
Probably the least terrifying.
It was just him talking about his son, Barron, being a computer whiz.
And the thing that he was impressed by was Barron's ability
to, after Trump said, close the computer,
not close the computer,
or close it, and then open it back up
and turn it back on.
And I look at him and I say,
how'd you do that?
How do you do that?
There was a related story
elsewhere where he was talking about cars
and he said everything as computers.
That was the White House lawn Tesla sales pitch commercial.
That feels like a different decade, by the way.
Yeah.
That seems like it can't pop.
possibly have been this year, but it was.
I mean, this isn't necessarily related to his brain melting,
but his face did look like Haley Joel Osmet in AI
when like the things are going wrong on the inside
and things are sparking and like one half of his face
like starts to melt down.
That was happening here and there.
There was his inability to pronounce the key ingredient
in Tylenol at a...
H.C. Dave.
Hang on a second.
hang on you're going to need to help me
about this see if I can do this
I like how he immediately
abandon it and he's like look man
you know what it is
Acetamata fin
I see it but God bless you
a shitty
Shetty
Shettie Shabbadoo
which it should be noted
was not an incidental part
of the press conference
the entirety of the press conference
was to make the claim
that is Cetametam, the key active ingredient in Tylenol causes autism.
You would think you would do enough homework to know how to pronounce the key active ingredient.
That would be an incorrect assumption.
You know what else you would think that Tylenol would do anything about it?
Like, Tylenol, get up.
Get up, Tylenol.
They're lying about you.
There was the time that a guy fainted,
away in the middle of his
press conference. So this was a really
good one because a guy
fainted in a press conference
while he just stood there and didn't
do shit. He got up, no,
while he photoshopped himself
badly into the scene somehow
in real life. The crazy thing
was he got up as if he's like, oh
so this is where I get up and I stand like
a sentry real quick.
Like that was like as if that was like his brain
was like, okay Donald do your part now.
Everybody's looking at the guy who died and he's just
standing facing forward like we're still taking the picture right yeah it's it's worth noting that
was the same press conference where he first started falling out in the middle of like it was
it opened with dr oz giving a speech part one was him falling asleep yeah yeah it dr oz gave a
speech and when he said like that america can sleep again trump like literally fell asleep
Like Dr. Oz said people can sleep again and he like was so sleepy that he just had to take that shit literally.
Yeah.
It's always sick when people are, I mean, it shows how strong you are when people are giving a speech and they basically do it at your bedside.
Like the lectern was next to the resolute desk so Trump could just sit while it was happening.
Yeah.
Such an odd visual or it's like, well, I can't get up.
So just bring the lectern here.
so it looks like
I'm here
I was like
yeah
I had them
put wheels on it
yeah
yeah
company rep
from one of the
one of the
health care
companies
that was there
literally passed out
which would seem
like I don't know
I wonder if their stock price
went down after that
yeah
I don't know
I know
Tylenol sure did
but
um
he passed the fuck out
and
uh
Trump
I think Trump's
weird
response and like just being like
am I still asleep? Is this really happening?
Yeah. Was overshadowed a bit by
RFK Jr. fucking bolting
out of the room.
But again, just like
an amazing display
of just being confused
and not knowing what the fuck is happening
at all. The speed run towards
fascism is also happening too because
they like the people behind
this movement who really want like
the policy changes know
that they have like a human rubber
stamp in the form of a senile Trump
can basically get as much through
because he has no fucking idea
what's going on. And not even as if he
did, he'd be like, well, I don't agree with this.
But even more so because it's like,
dude, let's go over to fucking Barron's house.
His dad's so old, we can play with
fucking nuclear warheads.
Trump is the presidential equivalent of the
parent who's like passed out
on the couch and you're able to drink all their beer.
Drink or drive their car, shoot the guns
out of the car if you want.
Like, whatever. Shoot the car.
who gives a shit, it's a fucking piece of shit anyway.
But then the ones I think that were the most repeatable were these two.
I do think it is honorable mention to bring up this one, if we remember.
Nothing bad can happen.
It can only good happen.
That was a good one.
That was also a good one.
Nothing bad can happen.
It can only good happen.
That's also a quotable.
That sounds like something Homer Simpson would say.
Just for the record, I think so people can hear the acid.
If it was effective immediately, the FDA,
will be notifying physicians at the use of,
I said,
well,
let's see how we say that.
How we say that.
He stopped immediately.
Ah, well,
menofen.
Hmm.
Okay.
No, I'm going to do it on my own.
I'm going to do it myself.
Give me the keys, dad.
I'm a big boy.
No, I can do it.
I can drive just good, just good.
Then there's obviously everything's computer.
That's beautiful.
This is a different panel than I've had.
Everything's computer.
Man.
God.
Legendary.
Shit.
And then a different panel than everything's computer.
I just,
I love how that speaks to the state of the automotive industry and how they've,
no way,
he's just,
he's just saying what he sees.
Yeah.
It's all computer.
I don't know what this shit is.
Everything's computer.
But yeah,
I think the one that got the most mileage as just a fucking
repeatable is definitely the baron one is baron's aptitude in your view business or politics maybe technology
he can look at a computer i'd try turn it off his car i'd turn it off i turn off his laptop i said oh good
and i go back five minutes later he's got his laptop i said how'd you do that not your business dad
no how you do that i just love how this gives you a little glimpse into their relationship of
just right oh it's definitely are you winning son
Shut up.
Shut the fuck up.
You smell like piss, bitch.
Just the fuck out of here.
All right, baby.
I love you.
I was going to say my number one though that we haven't covered yet is just because
we knew that he was being given a cognitive test like in past years.
Yeah, yeah.
But he has since gotten it in his head because he like, he's been in skunked in
just like a cocoon of yes man for so long that like he just.
can't even have a thought that like maybe this is embarrassing what I'm doing and so he just
keeps fucking bragging about this cognitive test and we have the cognitive that he gets like every
three months it seems every three months because they know he's teetering on the edge of not being
able to identify which one is a lion and which one is a camel that's the wildest thing to me I feel
like he's had like seven of these in his two terms and I've never heard of a cognitive test before well
there's also the MRIs where they're like,
oh, these are preventative MRIs or something.
And like a few doctors came on.
They're like, there's no such fucking thing as that.
Preventative MRI?
You're monitor.
You're curious about what the fuck is going on.
And that's why you're doing it.
And it's like, and now we're going to scan your brain and heart preventatively.
It's all part of a preventative measure.
The other thing, though, too, with the cognitive test,
it's clearly a product of because he has such a childlike mind now
and his senility, just like how the Johnny Infantino
FIFA piece order is like, and this is your
award that you can show.
Everybody's infanticalizing it.
Are you ready to take your,
how smart am I test, Mr. President?
Absolutely.
I'm ready.
Nailing it from day one.
I'd like to see AOC do this.
It's like when my grandmother would be like,
you need to eat spinach like Popeye so you could be strong.
I'm like, I'll be strong.
She's like, yeah, you'll be strong like Popeye.
And I'm like, hell yeah.
And then I thought I was,
I was not fucking strong because I ate that shit.
But I believed for a moment.
I believed because I had a child like mine.
I can pick up on complex patterns like one A, two.
You have no idea where it's going.
Well, what do we have here?
What do we have here?
Guess what?
And then I get that right.
The doctors look at me.
They say, how do you do that?
They say, sir, with tears running down their face.
They walk up to you.
And they give me a big goat star in my forehead.
And they say, how do you do that?
I said, none of your business.
I can't.
This shit doesn't get better.
It doesn't, he's not going the other way on this one.
And that's the thing where they say, too, there's a lot of speculation about the Alzheimer's medication he might be on because they're like, oh, the hand bandages look like maybe he's getting Lequemble, which is like an Alzheimer's medication, maybe like through his like wrist or something.
And that's why he's like now the bandages are ever present.
Short for quimbing yama.
That's how they say Wembe's name in France.
Le Quimby.
Le Quendi.
But yeah, like, and then I think a few, like a few medical people were saying, like, you know,
the one of the side effects is like your energy level goes in the toilet when you're on this,
which could explain the sleepiness.
But also to your point, it's like, this is only for early.
And it's effective for a small number of people in the early phase.
Once it progresses, there's nothing that can be done.
And again, if you've had relatives go through this kind of mental decline, you know that, like,
It's hard enough when they have no job or responsibilities.
Now map the presidency over that and whatever who fucking knows.
Yeah.
It is wild that our very last president showed us exactly like, this is bad, man.
You can like have somebody in there.
It doesn't really know what's going on.
Yeah.
And everybody will just like protect them.
And then now we're getting like that ramped all the way up.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Anyways,
let's just keep giving them awards and treats for the next four years.
It'll be good.
It'll be good for everyone.
All right.
That is our numbers 10 through six stories of the year.
We're at the top five.
Holy shit.
Oh, my God.
Don't fuck this up.
Don't fuck this up.
Don't fuck this up.
So we're going to leave you on a cliffhanger.
We're going to be back soon with probably the next episode.
to tell you what the top five stories, including the number one story of the year 2025 is on the Daily Zykeist.
Until then, Miles.
Don't worry about me.
Just on the computer.
I'm on the computer.
How'd you do that?
How'd I do that?
Brian, the editor.
Where can people find you?
At Miles' house.
Okay.
And you can find Miles at my house on the side of my house taking big shits.
I call it again, sending a message.
Sending a message.
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