The Daily Zeitgeist - Trendedict Cumberbatch 2/12: Human Flatus Atlas, James Van Der Beek, SAVE Act, Trump: Coal Champion

Episode Date: February 12, 2026

In this edition of Trendedict Cumberbatch, Jack and Miles discuss how much we actually fart, the passing of James Van Der Beek, an update on that raid on a Georgia election office, the SAVE Act, Trump... being the undisputed champion of… coal? and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:33 him because of an upcoming episode of the iconograph that he figures somewhat into. My name is Jack O'Brien. I'm thrilled to be joined as always by my co-host, Mr. Miles Gray! Gosh, okay, we get it. You missed it. Compensate with the intro.
Starting point is 00:02:53 Please, it's just me. You have a good time? You have a good day yesterday? Not really. Oh, Jesus. Okay, no mind.
Starting point is 00:03:06 You know, some shit I had to do. That was not super fun, but getting through it, you know? All right. All right. And guys,
Starting point is 00:03:15 listeners, that's for you to wildly speculate on what that could have been. Hey, hey, it was just me learning how to say, hey, like bad money.
Starting point is 00:03:23 Oh, you try him, bro. Is that, Why you kept saying, you're in that, Hey, OBIP, will be I big,
Starting point is 00:03:31 I heard you, I heard you auditioning that. Okay, this makes sense. Mucchanovia. Am I doing it, Miles? Am I doing it? Titi me pregunto, C tango muconovia.
Starting point is 00:03:43 Muconovia. Hey man, hell yeah, brother. Like I said, man, Debbie Tarar Mas photos, man. I'm all in, bro.
Starting point is 00:03:51 I'm all in. I'm so glad Becca's coming on. I know. So I can really, really, really just dig in. I'm so out of my depth, right? I'm so out of my depth right now.
Starting point is 00:04:00 But secretly hoping that she's like, no, that's really good, actually. Holy shit. Are you puking into a bag right now? No, it's unrelated, unrelated. All right. This is the episode where we tell you stuff that is trending on this. Thursday, February 12th. Up first, I don't know if this is trending, but it should be.
Starting point is 00:04:21 Should be. Tell you one goddamn thing. I'll tell you one goddamn thing today. Yeah. Science says we fart way more than Miles, you have this headline written as than we previously thought. I'm going to go ahead and exclude myself from that and say more than they previously thought because I've been knowing we fart a lot. Oh, really? Okay. Okay, good for you. That's okay. I'll take that. NNF, never not farting. Are you never not farting? It's like a constant seep for the gas leak.
Starting point is 00:04:54 Yeah, you were suggesting remote recordings well before the pandemic. I'm like, maybe is that what it is? And you always had that fan. I innovated Zoom recordings just because. Your flagellants was too much. So, you know, some of the worst people in history, Hitler was very insecure about his excessive flagellants, which is why he started taking speed.
Starting point is 00:05:18 You're in good company. You're in good company. So, yeah. So the researchers now at the universe, of Maryland. Go Terps. Shout out Steve Francis. I don't know why. That's the only thing I can think of when I think of University of Maryland. Does I always
Starting point is 00:05:32 just think it's Steve Francis? Steve Francis, man. What a player. What a college player. There's got to be bigger people than Steve Francis that came out of the University of Maryland that I'm like. Well, he was the number two pick in the NBA draft. So I think he might, I wonder if there's ever been
Starting point is 00:05:49 a player drafted higher than him. Yeah. Anyway, so that's where I'm at. Oh, did Boomer Asiason go to? Anyway, it doesn't matter. So the University of Maryland, they got a whole fart lab over there. And they did a study where they had people wear, quote, smart underwear, which is like a clip. That underwear doesn't sound so smart if this is the job that it has.
Starting point is 00:06:15 Getting farted on for free? Sign me up. Here, maybe it's a freak. Exactly. Like, no, no. Freak underwear. Different smart underwear, actually. Can you point to your forehead?
Starting point is 00:06:28 No. Every time you fart, it makes us say it goes, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, what the fuck? What is this? So it's a device that goes, it basically can track your intestinal gas production by measuring hydrogen in your phlatus. I just call it farts. You know what I mean? You just keep calling it flatus in this article in a way that upsets me.
Starting point is 00:06:50 Yeah, like it's like, bro, just call it a fart. You know what I mean? The one thing, though, is like, when you're pooping, it can't catch that. So they'll just have to kind of factor that in. And maybe there's an average you do when you poop just to give people privacy. Yeah, that's a separate thing. That's a whole separate transaction. That's between you and God.
Starting point is 00:07:07 Exactly. But everything else is a social transaction. So I do think that- Ask Chuck Barry about toilet photos. That's between you, God, and Chuck Barry. And Chuck Barry's perverted ass. So again, when I said, more than we thought, Because apparently this is from the spice article said for years the accepted average of farts hovered around 14 a day.
Starting point is 00:07:29 And that's what I had always learned. Jack, get ready because now we're about to break the paradigm. And that was based largely on self-reporting and imperfect testing. With the new device, researchers found the average was closer to 32. So double it. We're breaking through that gas ceiling. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:49 Yeah. Some people, they said some participants as low as four, others. maybe Jack, this was you, hit up to 59. 59. Yeah. That's where I've noticed myself. Just to the
Starting point is 00:08:02 thing you don't know when you see Jack holding rosary beads, he's actually counting farts. It's not Hail Mary's. He said, uh-huh, one more. He's like,
Starting point is 00:08:12 damn, you've prayed the rosary four times today. I do keep track. Yeah. I do keep that. But anyway, so I didn't realize, though,
Starting point is 00:08:20 that like, knowing more about Farts has actually been somewhat of a blind spot, like a scientific blind spot. One of the professors at Maryland said, the, quote, the bigger issue is that medicine still doesn't have a clear baseline for normal gas production. We don't actually know what normal flageous production looks like. Without that baseline, it's hard to know when someone's gas production is truly excessive. And so the hydrogen gives them more data about what your gut microbes are doing as they ferment food. And this is a fun part. They're building a
Starting point is 00:08:52 quote, human flatus atlas, a project aimed at tracking patterns across hundreds of people and sorting them by diet and microbiome composition. Sign me up. Yeah. I, that, sign me up for a first run publishing of that. I want to find out what all these people are up to. That's your Gutenberg Bible. I bet it's wildly different.
Starting point is 00:09:15 Like in the U.S.? Oh my God. The U.S. must be the worst. I want, this is just like, I don't know, this feels like this could, really, I get that maybe we're closer to disclosure about intelligent alien life, but like, get the fart Atlas out as quick as possible. Miles, we've got an entire fucking intelligent civilizations living in our guts. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:09:37 Okay? There's a freaking microbiome down there. Yeah. Hey, you want to have a close encounter? Come over here. You can get over here. So dumb. So dumb.
Starting point is 00:09:51 I'm so sorry that you guys. Keep listening to this. I got so sorry. What is wrong with you guys? Honestly. It's gone past what's wrong with us and it's gone to what, what's wrong with you? You're encouraging us to death. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:04 Well, this is fascinating. Yeah. I do think that, you know, the brain and the microbiome are the most exciting frontiers in the world of science. Sure. I do wish that we had fart catchers deeper into history and more widespread so that that we could, we already had this information because, yeah, I am curious. Like, diets used to be pretty fucked up too. Like, at first I was like, I bet this increases both from underwear getting smarter,
Starting point is 00:10:35 but also maybe our diets getting worse. Yeah, who knows. Who knows? But, man, they used to eat just like salt tack and coffee. Right, right, right. Yeah, exactly. What are you eating cornbread dipped in tallow? Dipped in tallow.
Starting point is 00:10:52 What? Good Lord. Cornbread dipped in roller coaster grease. What? Why are you doing that? Helps keep me regular. We do have to bid a fond farewell to James Vanderveek, RIP to Dawson, RIP to Mox, to Moxy Blues. Mocks for me.
Starting point is 00:11:14 Mocks for me. Yeah. I don't want your life. I don't want your life. I feel like Brian, you say everyone. Well, we all just said that in the exact same, Brian. And the exact same time, we said that Brian wrote that in the chat. That's legend.
Starting point is 00:11:30 That's legend. You know what I mean? So he passed away from colorectal cancer on Wednesday. Yeah. And, you know, as you just heard, most millennials were in mourning in some form, whether he was Dawson for you, Mocks in varsity blues. Anecdotally, everyone just says very sweet man. Very sweet guy.
Starting point is 00:11:47 And I remember we talked about this because at the, like, last fall, at the end, Like this was clearly, this was, we were up nearing the sort of end of his life. Like it was clear that his finances were strained because he was selling like merchant or memorabilia from Dawson's Creek. Like the outfit he wore in the pilot to stuff he wore in varsity blues to help get his family through the like the money they needed for treatment. For treatment. Yeah. And, you know, now that he passed, the other story that's popped up is that friends of his setup go fund me to help support his family and his six. children, you know, wife and six children.
Starting point is 00:12:23 Um, and it's already at over a million under 24 hours. But it's like such a uniquely American thing where you can be an actor, like in working in the heyday of Hollywood, having, but having six kids and cancer was enough to send you to financial instability. Um, and you're like, Jesus Christ. Like it's, it hasn't always been like this. Hasn't always been like this. There, it is uniquely broken now. They, they, they, they, let the insurance companies and, you know, corporations write the system, write the laws, and now you will go bankrupt if you're sick. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:04 But I didn't realize this jam will also put it in when I was writing this, just this detail that Rachel True from the craft, shout out Rachel True, she pointed out that like shows that were on the WBCW, those don't actually pay residuals because they're already considered syndicated. So unless you're on like the big three ABC NBC, NBC CBS, and on like, and you were on a show,
Starting point is 00:13:30 if you're not on those networks, you're not getting residuals. Like you're not getting the proper residuals that the friends people got. And you think for how big of a show, Dawson's Creek or something is, it just was a completely different thing. So another,
Starting point is 00:13:43 you know, bit of financial exploitation from the industry there too to be like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. These are already in syndication, so no residuals needed for the people appearing in them. Well, if it isn't Dawson Leary, Shaddy's side's very own Steven Spielberg. I feel like that's not everybody would talk and greet each other.
Starting point is 00:14:03 Dawson's Creek was just like a bunch of hyperverbal. It was kind of a, what's the show where everybody's hyperverbal? Gilmore Girls. Gilmore Girls. Gilmore Girls. You're talking about Amy, Coney, Barrett. Wait, what's the show? I know, an amazing run by her, both.
Starting point is 00:14:23 Love Miss Maisel, Amy Sherman Palladino. There it is. Hyphenated Amy. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to say that. But yeah, also I didn't realize Vanderbeak in Dutch means from the creek or bro. From the creek. Maybe that's how you got the job. Like, nominative self-determinism.
Starting point is 00:14:42 You're a big fan of that one. I know. Damn, that is crazy. cross-language nominative determinism. Didn't Vinnie Del Negro play for The Spurs wear a black jersey? Oh, yeah. I mean, I'm just saying.
Starting point is 00:14:57 Vinny of the Black. Let's take a quick break. We'll come back. We'll talk about more important news. We'll be right back. 1969, Malcolm and Martin are gone. America is in crisis. At a Morehouse College, the students make their move.
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Starting point is 00:18:11 But you know, like, and I think it's important for those examples of that, of us just being gentle with one another because the world and the people in it already. finding a brand new way as to whip I ass everything. 1,000% of the day. So the least we could do is make strides to handle each other in a way that is a bit more. Yeah, with, that's with care and a bit more mindful. Listen to Tell Me Something Messy on the IHeart Radio app Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to podcasts. And we're back.
Starting point is 00:18:48 On the off chance that they're college basketball fans listening, I do just have to acknowledge that Maryland had a number of one pick and Joe Smith. Number two pick. I think Steve Francis was a number two pick, but so was Len Byest. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. John Lucas, one of the best
Starting point is 00:19:09 all-time players of the 70s was the number one overall pick. We had to do a little bit of cleanup on that one. Just to come back. It wasn't all about Steve Franchise. Yeah, shout out Blair High School. Yeah. You were there. All right.
Starting point is 00:19:25 So we got a little more insight into what was going on with that Georgia FBI raid on the election records. Yeah, yeah. So, you know, I think many were rightly speculating. They're like, well, this is all for some kind of election fuckery fantasy, obviously, because everything had been adjudicated as it was relating to the 2020 election, stop the steal nonsense. But again, like, as predicted, he needs to sow doubt about the elections. So he seemingly has some kind of like logic to begin to deny election results, even though nothing's happening.
Starting point is 00:20:03 There's no fraud like he always claims. Or cancel the election. Yeah, yeah, exactly. I'm sure. I think that's going to be a bridge to. Look, honestly, you never know because this guy is losing his grip on reality more and more every day. He looks older and older every day.
Starting point is 00:20:18 Oh, we'll get to that cold video. Yeah, yeah, that cold video, man. makeup. They must have ran out of his shade at CVS or something because he he had a new attitude with his makeup yesterday. So we just were able to finally see like the unsealed, the search warrant that they used to raid the Fulton County election facility. And it was basically all put into motion by this guy, Kurt Olson, who is one, like a very big figure in Trump's orbit in the Stop the Steel era. Like he, again, this is where the New York Times. said, considered by people in the first Trump administration to be a fringe menace.
Starting point is 00:20:57 It goes on to say in the second Trump administration, he's director of election security and integrity with the power to refer criminal investigations, criminal investigations into things that have been thoroughly debunked. And then a CIA official just also gave a comment that said, quote, the president has asked Mr. Olson to look at intelligence related to the 2020 election and the agency is ensuring that he has the access necessary to do his quote unquote work. The CIA said that? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:27 Because I think now they're like, well, we have no real evidence on the ground. Can we gin something up from abroad? And make it, because, you know, like that was one thing. Yeah. And he's supposed to be like poisoning leaders in Central and South America? Like what are they doing? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:45 I mean, like right now the best they can do is they're like, I think Maduro might have somebody to do it. Maybe he'll say something to, Maybe we don't know. But again, this is right now just knowing that the people that are rummaging through the election files are the same people that were doing it six years ago, five years ago, like, insisting that there was something there. So I don't know. They're probably going to end up, I feel like they're just going to have to manufacture something from a whole cloth. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:11 When you have enough documents, you can find fucking anything, you know. Like Donald Trump's name one million times in the Epstein file. Oh, yeah. Over a million times. Okay. It wasn't just a million. But again, this brings us to the other bit of news, which was the Save Act that got through the House yesterday,
Starting point is 00:22:32 which is that voter fuckery bill that they want to make it sound like it's fine. This is the legislation requires people to like obtain. You need documentary proof of citizenship in person, like a passport or a birth certificate. And also they added new. things because Trump wanted to make it even more fuckerious. By requiring voters to show identification
Starting point is 00:22:56 in order to cast a ballot in person, slaps new rules for mail-in ballots, requiring voters to submit a copy of an eligible ID when requesting and casting an absentee ballot. I mean, look, the whole point is to throw up as many obstacles for people to vote, including what we've heard
Starting point is 00:23:12 for this week where many people have said it now. They're like, man, maybe ice goons should be outside of polling places. Right. Because, yeah, they have to try and eke a win out on the margins because they know if people show up really unimpeded, they lose. So that's their solution. Right.
Starting point is 00:23:31 Scare people away when they show up, make it incredibly difficult for them to vote. Exactly. Make it incredibly slow to process their, you know, voting viability so that everybody has to, like, wait in lines for a long time and then just, you know, rat fuck the election. Yeah. Fun fact, 21 million Americans do not possess their birth certificates and fewer than 50% of voters hold a U.S. passport. So that'll have a rippling effect across the base. But here, the thing is now because we have a bicameral process, now it's going to go to the Senate.
Starting point is 00:24:07 There was talk earlier this week where some of the Republican senators are like, maybe we need to fucking get rid of the filibuster like the Democrats were trying to do when they were actually trying to get through an election integrity bill. But there's just as just like there were Democrats are like, I don't know. about that even though like what we're trying to do is good that there are Republicans who are like no we're not absolutely not absolutely we're not going to fucking go after the filibuster to get this shit through so with that said it's most late in the numbers hold because they they the house passed a version of this in the fall and it was d o a in the senate so those numbers hold hopefully uh this this could be this this might not pass but again uh you never know
Starting point is 00:24:50 because these are craven people who know that like this is existential now for them like fucking the elections is existential for the republicans given how fuck up their policies are and how they're just somehow we're like hey man hold my beer in terms of how of who can fuck the country how crazy how desperate how like transparently corrupt what they're going to do is going to be uh also big fuck you to henry quay are the uh Fuck you, Henry. And I was like, well, it's hard down there, you know, because it's like really red.
Starting point is 00:25:24 It's like, then don't fucking be it. Like, then get the fuck out. He voted for this. He voted for the same out. Yeah. He's the one Democrat who voted with the Republican. Does it get there without him? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:35 Okay. So there's just, he was just more. He's like, the same way he voted for like more ice fun, you know. It's like, well, I kind of, you know, I don't want people to label me a Democrat. Like, what? And anyway, the other thing, too, you might remember when during Biden's presidency, there was this whole immigration bill showdown where Biden was basically like, dude, what the fuck do you want in this bill that? Like, stop saying I'm not being serious about it. Tell me what you want.
Starting point is 00:26:03 And they're like, we want this, this, this, this. And he's like, fine, it's fucking in there. Now fucking approve it because you guys keep talking about this crisis. I'm giving you the solution that you fuckers wrote. Now approve the damn thing. And if you remember, Donald Trump was like, don't do it, don't do it because he didn't want to give any kind of win because he wanted to continue to make this immigration thing a huge talking point, which he did. But again, this was all of these things that the Republicans are like, well, what about voter and making sure illegals don't vote? Biden was willing to do a lot of the shit that was in this bill already.
Starting point is 00:26:39 And they just said no. So here we are. maybe a reminder that mainstream Democrats also not so good Donald Trump was given a nice little toy you always get the sense of this video
Starting point is 00:26:53 that like he understands he's being pandered too a little bit because he like just looks like demoralized and deflated and that could just be because his brain is melting like cotton candy
Starting point is 00:27:04 that someone poured a diet coke on inside his head oh fizzy, fizzy. It's so basically the coal lobby pulled up and you know you can't meet the president without giving him a shiny trophy. That's just the fucking law now.
Starting point is 00:27:18 Like do not come empty handed. And it better be gold or bronze and better be a fucking trophy. It is funny that you, so this presentation of this trophy is so fucked up. And like to your point, what you're talking about, Jack, is you can see how hollow Trump is, even as he accepts this.
Starting point is 00:27:36 Like it's not hitting the same for him. Or it could just be the senilely. I don't know. but here he is accepting his cool prize. To show our appreciation, the trophy says the undisputed champion of beautiful clean cold. Thank you, sir.
Starting point is 00:27:51 Ha ha ha ha ha. Hello darkness, my old friend. Yeah, he seems fucked up. You know what I mean? Like, he, it's, somebody please put hello darkness, mild friend over and slow it down as he gets it and push in because those eyes.
Starting point is 00:28:12 He looks. Yeah. It's just like, yeah, thank you. I guess this is what it's come to. Like, look at him, look at him. Flank face. He takes a breath like, it almost reminds you that episode of The Sopranos
Starting point is 00:28:26 where Tony wasn't sure why everyone was laughing had his jokes because he's actually funny. He's the boss of the family. And he's like, if you show a montage of him accepting the first Nobel Prize that like he, threatened that person into giving him up to this and like all the gifts and shit that he's gotten
Starting point is 00:28:47 in between it would be like the dirk digler montage and boogie nights when he first gets the award he's like psyched and then by the end he's like whatever man this is diminishing returns yeah next thing you know you're ripping the dopamine you know what i'm saying exactly this is this isn't going to get it done i need you to like put a gun to my head why you give this to me or something sorry but look buddies as fast as I can go. Look, it's not going to get my dick hard at this point. I don't know. That's a dark scene in buggy nights.
Starting point is 00:29:20 Oh, yeah. So then it's just so funny. The undisputed heavyweight champion of the cold Donald. For miles. That is a good, that makes sense. Undisputed champion of the coal. That's a play on words. That makes sense.
Starting point is 00:29:39 But there's doesn't, there's this, I don't know. A disputed champion of beautiful clean coal. That doesn't make sense. That's nothing. Do you think they got some like intel from Trump's inner circle? They're like, look, he's at this stage now with his senility that him think he boxer at night. Yeah. And he loves to talk about his Mike Tyson glove.
Starting point is 00:30:02 And all he does is listen to Mike Tyson Glove. Michael Buffer announcements on a loop on YouTube. So if you can just say undisputed, have you? a champion of the... And here he is. In order to get him out of bed, we've had to hire Michael Buffer to come to the White House
Starting point is 00:30:17 and announce him after he enters every room. He's actually, for how he now he is, he knows when it's his actual voice and when it's a recording. So we thought we could get away with it, but yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:29 And then once Trump, you know, accepted his dumb prize, yeah, he continued to prove the medical speculators correct. with more slurring. Here he goes. I think he was trying to say
Starting point is 00:30:43 I'm the undisputed champion of the anyway, here it goes. Then me and I'm proud to officially name the undisputed when did this come out, Mr. Speaker, the undisputed champion of beautiful clean call.
Starting point is 00:30:58 We have to proceed. Always, I don't use... Hit a speed bump there. Yeah, can we go back? Yeah, how many frames do want to go back to them? Let's just go back to the theater because he doesn't even. He says,
Starting point is 00:31:08 I'm proud. to officially name. You know, you are, you have been named, buddy. You say, I'm a fashion to be named. Yeah, yeah. That's written in your little papers, right? Okay, well, yeah, yeah, yeah. Then me, and I'm proud to officially name the undisputed,
Starting point is 00:31:23 when did this come out? I named the undisputed, the just, name the undisputed, when did this come out, Mississippi? Undispergy, when did this come out, Mrs. B. I mean,
Starting point is 00:31:38 He rolled out of it. He rolled out of it. Maybe the metaphor is apt because he's like fighting off strokes mid-sentence. Like it's like you're watching him like flirt with it. It's like leaning into that territory and then popping back out. Yeah. Bobbing and weaving. He's a ho-door right now with those strokes, bro.
Starting point is 00:32:00 He's holding the door, bro. He is holding the door right now. Dirk Diggler with those strokes. Yeah. Oh, no. Oh, we got to stop, guys. We got to stop. Oh, no, look.
Starting point is 00:32:17 Where do we go from here? But again, I mean, like, it is interesting, too. Like, there's been so, in a weird way, because so many other people have been having to answer for Epstein stuff. Like, he's kind of, like, been able to just be quiet for a little bit. But I'm sure he's going to come back now because Caroline Levitz and saying, like, we're not going to, we're not talking about Epstein. files anymore in here. Okay.
Starting point is 00:32:40 We're done. We're done. Which makes sense. We'll just read the files then because it seems like there's plenty of information there. Well, maybe, but I'm not talking about it. So, there you go. All right. Those are some of the
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